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Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan

from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Damn it,

all the Five Element Spiritual Energy I've collected over the years

is totally ruined.

Lord... Lord Spirit Emperor,

I think this has to do with the destruction of the southern branch cave yesterday.

So why am I only hearing about this now?

The Night Skull Crisis Response Manual says that

in cases like this,

the Public Relations Department should check public opinion risk assessment,

and relevant departments should figure out how bad the damage is.

There'll be a meeting with different departments to figure out the amount

and create a PR strategy for the situation.

Only then can we report to you, Lord.

Who on earth came up with this absurd procedure?

My lord, don't you remember?

You put that cost-cutting efficiency program in place last year,

that's why...

Don't bother coming to work tomorrow.

Go check this out.

Who's got the nerve to bomb my sacred cave?

Calm down, Lord Spirit Emperor.

Our Rat Squad handles intelligence.

Here's the latest info.

Is this reliable?

It comes directly from that esteemed figure in Songhai First Prison.

Oh?

The Daily Life of the Immortal King 5

Episode 3 What to Do If Being Stuck in Writing

Author of the Year

According to the latest announcement from Ending Point Novel Online,

this year's Model Authors of the Year

Model Authors of the Year

have an average age of under 18.

First: Li Qingzhao

The legendary author Wang Situ may have fallen from grace.

I'm out of inspiration.

You've got a new message.

Hello? Wang, how long has it been since your last update?

Oh, and about your new book outline, how much have you finished?

Bro, the other's novel 'The Unruly Little Fairy'

has topped the monthly votes chart for several months running.

You're out of inspiration?

Maybe you should ask yourself

if you've been writing diligently.

Has your pay per word gone up?

Going bald...

Alas... Isn't Nuan about to be born soon?

Spirit Sword, baby formula,

all kinds of baby stuff,

and materials for sealing talismans.

These can be pricey.

So that's why he's planning a new book, huh?

Yeah, but he's got no inspiration right now.

Dad, let me take care of this?

Dad, wait for me.

Just a few seconds.

No, thanks, Ling.

I'm the head of this household,

so I'm the one who has to resolve this.

These freaks who update 20k words a day,

I'll fight you to the death.

Miss Sun.

Good morning, Mr. Wang.

What brought you here?

Senior Wang filled us in,

you're looking for inspiration for your new book.

But staying cooped up at home won't help.

Mr. Wang, please get in.

Today, I'll be your guide on this trip where you'll find inspiration.

Reports say that the most dangerous target inside the villa

is the man with the last name Wang that I'm watching.

But he doesn't have a detectable aura,

he must be a top-tier master.

Froggy 2, let's get going.

Wang Ling's Home

Chen Family Mountain Cultivation Site

Got it.

Why is this bus flying?

Did we hit something?

Dad, it's okay, just some turbulence.

Wang Ling.

Welcome, Wang,

I heard your creative work isn't going smoothly.

So you're here looking for inspiration.

Excuse me, Chen.

You're spot on.

Then let us show you our Chen Family's ancestral saber techniques.

Saber techniques?

Hope you'll forgive our poor showing, Wang.

My son has improved,

but he hasn't quite reached

Like father, like son.

Your son's Impressive. You're even more impressive.

Didn't know you could strike through obstacles.

Wang Ling.

My dad finally praised me for improving.

The strong must never grow complacent.

You're my son,

you've still got room to grow.

I've always believed in you, son.

Next, you two, give it a try.

This person is definitely not ordinary.

That car crash wasn't an accident.

So heavy.

Wang, you don't have any cultivation,

and even lifting this saber is impressive.

Wang Ling, this strike is quite steady,

but you're not letting any saber energy out.

Still room for improvement.

Thank you so much for your guidance, Mr. Chen.

Chen Family Mountain Cultivation Site

Guo Family Beast Hall

Completely Inhuman

Mr. Wang,

Wang Ling has already told me what happened.

Don't worry, I'll help you find inspiration.

I choose you!

Lightning Bear.

Monster

I never expected your family had tamed such a top-tier Spirit Beast.

To capture this Lightning Bear,

I went to the Spirit Beast Village, Zhenxin Village.

Senior Guo Hao, what are you trying to do?

Using electric currents to stimulate acupuncture points

to get the blood flowing more quickly throughout the body,

which makes his mind more active.

I get it.

For my dear Wang Nuan,

I'm willing to give it a try.

I remember that

an adult Lightning Bear can discharge tens of millions of volts.

Mr. Wang, can you handle it?

Don't worry, Mr. Wang. Actually, the one doing that

is this bear's cub.

The electric current isn't so strong.

Dad, how are you feeling?

Hmm. I'm feeling

so much wiser.

Mr. Wang, let's head to the next stop.

No, give me a bit more voltage.

Be gentler, okay?

Ah! What a top-tier spirit beast!

If I could capture it and offer it to the Lord Spirit Emperor,

there would definitely be rewards.

Oh no.

So it already has an owner?

Let's just forget about it.

Guo Family Beast Hall

Songhai Market

Mr. Wang, it's really good to see you getting your energy back.

When it comes to writing, the biggest no-no is being complacent.

But why does Mr. Wang look like

he's about to attain enlightenment and ascend?

You could say

he's a primordial deity.

I've always wondered how two regular people could

give birth to two such extraordinary cultivators.

Remember this, Ling?

When you were a kid, I brought you here to buy a sword made of peachwood.

Jingke, what's wrong?

After all this time,

you finally showed up?

You are my sword.

I looked for you everywhere,

only to have this brief reunion.

Whoa, why are they fighting?

It's terrifying, seriously.

You heartless jerk,

didn't even visit me once.

Sis.

Cut the crap.

I treated you like family, so what do you think I am?

I remember her as...

Lord Jingke's scabbard.

Calm down.

Dad, it's dangerous!

Here, you're the most dangerous one.

You and Jingke do look quite alike.

Are you looking for death, human?

I've got to take some of the blame

for your split from Jingke.

I didn't think about Ling's feelings back then.

If only I'd bought both of you together,

you wouldn't have had to deal with this pain of parting.

You're talking so much nonsense.

Damn it!

This is the first time I've failed assassinations twice in a row.

This time, I brought the whole Rat Squad elite force.

Let's see how you escape this time.

Jingke hasn't forgotten you.

Perfect chance.

Prepare to die.

Sis.

Songhai Antique Night Market

What happened?

They merged.

They can merge?

What's the name of the new sword spirit after fusion?

Jingbai.

Sword Master, may I ask how to handle this?

Up to you. Just leave them breathing.

Shouldn't we do something?

Give them some time to themselves.

I'll ask Zhuo Yi to handle the cleanup.

Siblings really need to get along.

Author of the Year, Wang Situ

What is family?

Families have each other's backs.

Family protects one another.

Even when there are arguments,

as long as you communicate healthily,

family will always be your strongest support

and warmest harbor.