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Adapted from the story of the same title
by author Ku Xuan

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from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group
The Daily Life of the Immortal King

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Damn it,

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all the Five Element Spiritual Energy
I've collected over the years

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is totally ruined.

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Lord...
Lord Spirit Emperor,

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I think this has to do with the destruction
of the southern branch cave yesterday.

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So why am I only hearing about this now?

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The Night Skull Crisis Response Manual says that

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in cases like this,

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the Public Relations Department
should check public opinion risk assessment,

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and relevant departments should
figure out how bad the damage is.

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There'll be a meeting with
different departments to figure out the amount

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and create a PR strategy for the situation.

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Only then can we report to you, Lord.

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Who on earth came up with this absurd procedure?

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My lord, don't you remember?

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You put that cost-cutting efficiency
program in place last year,

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that's why...

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Don't bother coming to work tomorrow.

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Go check this out.

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Who's got the nerve to bomb my sacred cave?

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Calm down, Lord Spirit Emperor.

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Our Rat Squad handles intelligence.

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Here's the latest info.

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Is this reliable?

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It comes directly from
that esteemed figure in Songhai First Prison.

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Oh?

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The Daily Life of the Immortal King 5

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Episode 3
What to Do If Being Stuck in Writing

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Author of the Year

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According to the latest announcement
from Ending Point Novel Online,

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this year's Model Authors of the Year

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Model Authors of the Year

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have an average age of under 18.

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First: Li Qingzhao

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The legendary author Wang Situ
may have fallen from grace.

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I'm out of inspiration.

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You've got a new message.

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Hello? Wang, how long has it
been since your last update?

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Oh, and about your new book outline,
how much have you finished?

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Bro, the other's novel
'The Unruly Little Fairy'

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has topped the monthly votes
chart for several months running.

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You're out of inspiration?

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Maybe you should ask yourself

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if you've been writing diligently.

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Has your pay per word gone up?

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Going bald...

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Alas...
Isn't Nuan about to be born soon?

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Spirit Sword,
baby formula,

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all kinds of baby stuff,

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and materials for sealing talismans.

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These can be pricey.

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So that's why
he's planning a new book, huh?

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Yeah, but he's got
no inspiration right now.

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Dad, let me take care of this?

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Dad, wait for me.

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Just a few seconds.

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No, thanks, Ling.

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I'm the head of this household,

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so I'm the one
who has to resolve this.

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These freaks who update 20k words a day,

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I'll fight you to the death.

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Miss Sun.

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Good morning, Mr. Wang.

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What brought you here?

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Senior Wang filled us in,

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you're looking for inspiration
for your new book.

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But staying cooped up at home won't help.

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Mr. Wang, please get in.

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Today, I'll be your guide on this trip
where you'll find inspiration.

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Reports say that
the most dangerous target inside the villa

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is the man with
the last name Wang that I'm watching.

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But he doesn't have a detectable aura,

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he must be a top-tier master.

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Froggy 2,
let's get going.

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Wang Ling's Home

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Chen Family Mountain Cultivation Site

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Got it.

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Why is this bus flying?

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Did we hit something?

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Dad, it's okay,
just some turbulence.

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Wang Ling.

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Welcome, Wang,

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I heard your creative work
isn't going smoothly.

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So you're here looking for inspiration.

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Excuse me, Chen.

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You're spot on.

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Then let us show you our Chen Family's
ancestral saber techniques.

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Saber techniques?

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Hope you'll forgive
our poor showing, Wang.

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My son has improved,

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but he hasn't quite reached

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Like father, like son.

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Your son's Impressive.
You're even more impressive.

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Didn't know you could
strike through obstacles.

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Wang Ling.

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My dad finally praised me
for improving.

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The strong must never grow complacent.

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You're my son,

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you've still got room to grow.

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I've always believed in you, son.

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Next, you two, give it a try.

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This person is definitely not ordinary.

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That car crash wasn't an accident.

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So heavy.

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Wang, you don't have any cultivation,

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and even lifting this saber is impressive.

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Wang Ling, this strike is quite steady,

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but you're not letting any saber energy out.

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Still room for improvement.

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Thank you so much for your guidance, Mr. Chen.

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Chen Family Mountain Cultivation Site

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Guo Family Beast Hall

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Completely Inhuman

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Mr. Wang,

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Wang Ling has already told me what happened.

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Don't worry,
I'll help you find inspiration.

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I choose you!

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Lightning Bear.

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Monster

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I never expected your family
had tamed such a top-tier Spirit Beast.

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To capture this Lightning Bear,

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I went to the Spirit Beast Village,
Zhenxin Village.

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Senior Guo Hao,
what are you trying to do?

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Using electric currents
to stimulate acupuncture points

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to get the blood flowing
more quickly throughout the body,

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which makes his mind more active.

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I get it.

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For my dear Wang Nuan,

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I'm willing to give it a try.

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I remember that

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an adult Lightning Bear
can discharge tens of millions of volts.

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Mr. Wang, can you handle it?

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Don't worry, Mr. Wang.
Actually, the one doing that

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is this bear's cub.

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The electric current isn't so strong.

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Dad, how are you feeling?

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Hmm. I'm feeling

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so much wiser.

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Mr. Wang, let's head to the next stop.

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No, give me a bit more voltage.

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Be gentler, okay?

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Ah! What a top-tier spirit beast!

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If I could capture it
and offer it to the Lord Spirit Emperor,

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there would definitely be rewards.

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Oh no.

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So it already has an owner?

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Let's just forget about it.

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Guo Family Beast Hall

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Songhai Market

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Mr. Wang, it's really good to see you
getting your energy back.

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When it comes to writing,
the biggest no-no is being complacent.

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But why does Mr. Wang look like

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he's about to attain
enlightenment and ascend?

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You could say

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he's a primordial deity.

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I've always wondered
how two regular people could

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give birth to two such
extraordinary cultivators.

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Remember this, Ling?

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When you were a kid, I brought you
here to buy a sword made of peachwood.

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Jingke, what's wrong?

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After all this time,

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you finally showed up?

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You are my sword.

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I looked for you everywhere,

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only to have this brief reunion.

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Whoa, why are they fighting?

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It's terrifying, seriously.

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You heartless jerk,

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didn't even visit me once.

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Sis.

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Cut the crap.

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I treated you like family,
so what do you think I am?

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I remember her as...

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Lord Jingke's scabbard.

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Calm down.

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Dad, it's dangerous!

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Here, you're the most dangerous one.

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You and Jingke
do look quite alike.

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Are you looking for death, human?

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I've got to take some of the blame

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for your split from Jingke.

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I didn't think about
Ling's feelings back then.

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If only I'd bought both of you together,

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you wouldn't have had to
deal with this pain of parting.

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You're talking so much nonsense.

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Damn it!

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This is the first time
I've failed assassinations twice in a row.

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This time, I brought
the whole Rat Squad elite force.

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Let's see how you escape this time.

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Jingke hasn't forgotten you.

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Perfect chance.

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Prepare to die.

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Sis.

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Songhai Antique Night Market

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What happened?

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They merged.

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They can merge?

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What's the name
of the new sword spirit after fusion?

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Jingbai.

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Sword Master, may I ask
how to handle this?

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Up to you.
Just leave them breathing.

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Shouldn't we do something?

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Give them some time to themselves.

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I'll ask Zhuo Yi to handle the cleanup.

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Siblings really need to get along.

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Author of the Year, Wang Situ

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What is family?

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Families have each other's backs.

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Family protects one another.

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Even when there are arguments,

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as long as you communicate healthily,

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family will always
be your strongest support

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and warmest harbor.