Original subtitles

Excuse me!

♪ The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling

♪ For you but not for me

♪ O death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling

♪ A grave thy victory

♪ If you meet the undertaker

♪ Or the young man from the Pru

♪ Get a pint with what's left over

♪ And I'll say goodbye to you

♪ The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling

♪ For you, but not for me

♪ O death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling

♪ A grave thy victory

♪ I love my dear Redeemer

♪ My creator too as well

♪ And all that filthy devil

♪ Should be kept below in hell

♪ The bells of hell... ♪

Not anywhere until I know where you're going, all right?

Hold it. Hold it.

Not going to repeat myself anyway. All right, you're going to wait.

You're going to wait. All right, I'm telling you, you're going to wait.

There will be foxgloves, wax foxgloves and bluebells.

A bramble thicket with wax leaves.

And so forth. Now this is one, one's scratching itself, you see.

And, this hole here, I'll just get inside and...

..there's a badger sett here with a hole.

There's two tunnels.

There's a tunnel going down that way.

The tunnel going down this way.

This tunnel actually goes down into the nesting chamber.

So in fact, it shows above the ground and below the ground.

I want it to be as perfect, perfect as possible.

I'm trying to, um, to create this natural habitat group

showing badgers outside the sett, doing interesting things.

I'm trying to bring nature closer to the public.

P-R-U-D-L-E.

And it talks on the phone.

The world's top talking parrot.

Is Prudle a girl parrot's name?

It's a boy parrot. Oh, I see.

No. That stands... That stands alone.

CROWD CHEERING

Well... Well, we'll send one of our best parrot photographers, Betty.

How's that?

Well, I suppose you can always challenge,

uh, somebody's parrot as to whether it's the best

telephone talker or not.

Anyway, it's a good talking point, as you say.

Open the door, Mum.

I've done it.

It's a boon. You can see who's coming up

into your grounds, you know.

And I think it will stop a lot of vandalism, too.

I think you feel safer, really.

We are locked in, that's true, but...

It's not... I don't think it's as bad as before the doors were put on.

We had squatters coming in and taking over down below,

you know, making a filthy mess of it.

It's not... It's not for pleasure.

I mean, I wouldn't sit and watch that all day long.

I mean, there's the other programmes on.

I think it represents a whole trend to use technology

in a way which threatens the citizen's right to privacy,

the right to lead his own life without people spying

through his window with a cinecamera.

But then there is an argument that the film can't lie.

Well, the film can lie very easily.

The insurance company or the investigator can edit the film.

Supposing somebody has a bad limp which occurs on wet days,

or it's a nervous spasm, which comes some days and not others.

The film comes in court, the film has shown

only the good days when there's no limp.

Bedtime for you.

All right.

All right. Come on, now.

Night-night.

Is this really a child's bedroom? Yeah.

This is Peter's bedroom, this.

I mean, there can't be a child in England who sleeps in a room

so cold and so miserable as this,

if you don't mind me saying so.

Well, all bedrooms are the same, though.

My front bedroom, the one that I sleeps in,

is the worst one of them all.

Could you show me that room? Yes, certainly. Would you mind?

This is this bedroom. It's been decorated.

It's ready for the council to come up and have a look.

With all the dampness that's coming all the way through the paint again,

because I just told them that I'm not going to waste my money on it.

Well, this is actually a ferret,

and to get over this point that there's a connection

between ferret and man, I mounted this ferret showing the hand.

And of course, it's even got a watch on, look. A gold-plated watch.

I've got this habit, a nasty habit of stroking these animals.

But, yes, it's very, very good... You call it a nasty habit.

I mean... I suppose... Well, don't know.

When I pick up a stuffed animal, I always touch it and feel it.

I can't help it.

All right. Thank you. Bye.

CHANTING: Men off the streets! Men off the streets!

Men off the streets! Men off the streets!

Men off the streets!

Curfew for men, not women!

Curfew for men, not women!

Get men off the streets!

Get the men off the streets!

Everybody!

♪ Young guns having some fun

♪ Crazy ladies, keep 'em on the run

♪ Wise guys realise

♪ There's danger in emotional ties

♪ See me, single and free

♪ No fears, no tears, what I want to be

♪ One, two, take a look at you

♪ Death by matrimony. ♪

SCREAMING

It's amazing. It's amazing to get a reaction like that.

Yeah, it's fantastic. I mean, we're starting to get used to it.

We're starting to expect it, really. But it's, I mean, it's fantastic.

It still doesn't make any sense, really.

Keep getting bombarded with, you know, bangles.

We got bombarded... Did you get the garter?

Red-and-black garter.

It was a pair of knickers the other night.

Did you see them?

But it's great. I mean, I love it.

Would you rather be doing anything else right now?

No, not right now. Obviously, it's Saturday night.

No, down the Palace or something? Not really.

SCREAMING

Scene two.

Various people high in the

government and the royal household

became very worried indeed about

the possibility of the news getting out,

that the heir presumptive to the throne of England

had married and had a child,

and that the child had been born of a Catholic mother.

You have to remember, it was a time when the possibility of revolution

was thought to be a very real one,

and that the problems and violence surrounding Ireland

were at their height.

It was decided that Mary Jane Kelly would have to be silenced.

She was killed as the last of five women in a way

that made it look like the random work of a madman.

The child, however, survived.

She was protected by Walter Sickert and had two sons by him.

The first one was Charles, who disappeared at the age of two.

And I am the other son.

MUSIC: Disco 82 by Lata Mangeshkar and Kishore Kumar

The name of the shop is Le'Pel,

and we was in Italy one day, me and my brother,

and we were sitting over

a table having a glass of wine, trying to think of a name.

So we just thought of lapel, of a jacket, the collar of a jacket.

So we just called it "lapel" but made it look a bit foreign.

We stuck Manuel Ritz, Pipo, Cerruti shirts,

Reporter jumpers, Adolfo jumpers.

Chagall, the famous painter.

Uh... How much are they?

Well, the Chagall shirts are going for 39.95,

Reporter jumpers £95.

Cerruti shirts are £40.

People don't really like personal service.

They just like to be left alone, and if they need any help,

they ask us rather than us jumping on them

when they come into the shop.

Majority of them are locals and, like, we get a lot of people

coming in from Kent or north London.

We get a lot of villains in, uh...

How do you know they're villains?

Well, you know, we know them,

but you don't ask where they get their money from, so...

Can you sort of spot a villain?

Probably can, yeah. Well, I can. I don't know about you.

PROTESTERS CHANT

CHANTS: Not a crime!

Black and white! Not a crime!

We're going to stick together and we're going to go out there,

and we're going to show them that we're not scared.

They think they can pick on an Asian, right, and get away with it.

But now we're going to show them that this is not true, right?

Why should the immigrants come over here, black or white?

Quite a lot of them have been here longer

than you've been alive, though.

Yeah, but why should they come over in the first place?

This is England. This is our country.

No-one else's. Why should they come over here?

They come... They go to the dole. They get hand-outs.

When we white people are on the dole, they get about 20 quid.

What you can do with that? And Maggie Thatcher,

can't do that, can you? So, have you attacked black people?

Yeah. What have you done?

Kicked 'em in.

With my boot and a knife.

Only men?

Yeah. Don't kick women.

Oh, I'll just gob on them.

Sometimes, I'll go out and doof!

♪ And active self-defence is the only way

♪ Active self-defence is the only way

♪ Active self-defence is the only way

♪ To fight against the racist attack. ♪

I've got a great big wolfhound, lovely thing, called Tiger.

I've got a little one-eyed pug.

Which it did have two eyes when it started out,

but the big one attacked it.

But there's a lot of Staffordshire bull terriers going around now.

Everybody seems to have them. The only sad thing is that,

um, a lot of them have them

and they take them over the parks and they have fights with them.

Yeah. I know the police are trying to stamp it out,

but they just can't catch them.

One of them killed my neighbour's cat last Friday.

I had to go over there to make sure the poor little thing was dead.

Mr Henry Leach, I think, who was the First Lord of the Admiralty,

who said to her,

"Well, Prime Minister, I can only tell you if you don't do it,

"this country will never be quite the same country again."

And that went right like an arrow through her.

How many times have you had sex?

Have you had sex regularly with somebody? With your boyfriend? Yeah.

Are you married? When was the last time?

I have been married, yes. When was the last time?

Last weekend. Yeah. Have you ever been,

have you got any history of any sort of, um...

You know, you've been placed in BLEEP or anything? Yeah. BLEEP.

What as, a voluntary patient? Yeah.

And how long were you there?

Two months, and then four months before that.

And what did you go in there for, then?

I had a mental breakdown over my divorce.

Did you?

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you realise, of course, don't you, that, um...

..if we take this, you know, if we deal with this as a rape,

then you're going to have a hell of a load of barrage of questions put

to you in a Crown Court, because it will go to Crown Court.

You know that, don't you?

You're going to have the defence solicitor getting up and asking you

all the types of personal questions that I've just asked you.

And, you know, if it's not true what you're telling us,

then, you know, it's going to look a bit difficult for you, isn't it?

What are you trying to say? I wasn't raped?

No. You know...

..there's a possibility. You know, people come into the police station

and they say all sorts of things.

They make up all sorts of stories.

Um... You wouldn't make up a story like that, I tell you.

People do, you know, for lots of reasons.

For lots of reasons. That's ridiculous.

If I wanted se... If I just wanted a good time,

I'd go out with my boyfriend and have it, wouldn't I?

I don't know what you would do.

What you're telling us, is it the truth?

Of course it is. I wouldn't be here now, would I? Well, I don't know.

There might be an ulterior motive for it.

Might be a reason for it. Such as?

There might be a reason for you being here.

I don't know. Such as? Invariably, it might be a psychiatric reason.

I'm told that one of the awards you've won is actually

best hairdressers in the world. Is that right? This is true.

There was a French magazine voted us best hairdressers in the world,

which was very, very nice. It was a very nice accolade,

which I'm very excited about. Well, in fact, we've got some of

your exhibition work with us here at Ultratech.

Now, can you tell me, it looks to me,

if you don't mind my saying so, quite outlandish.

Why? Why is that? Well, if you look at it, what we feel

about avant-garde work is that basically,

it's an extension of the fashion.

What we do is, take Denise, for example.

You can see the box shape on the back,

hair is moving away from that wild free look,

and it's going into much squarer looks.

And this is our avant-garde version, which avant-garde means,

of course, before fashion.

So therefore that is our before fashion look for the new bob shave.

MUSIC: Waves by Blancmange

♪ I remember

♪ The way we were

♪ Slow, slow, sad love... ♪

All right, just here.

Come and talk to us!

Watch the camera, watch the camera.

What are you doing here?

What have you got your trousers down for?

Why have you got your trousers down?

Talk with us?

Do you know kids play here during the day?

It's their bad luck.

Yeah, all these Durex lying around, it's not very nice for them.

Well, we didn't tell them to come over here.

Where else are we supposed to do it?

Can you give us a few words, please, guv'nor, before you go?

Hang on a minute. Listen, dear. What sort of relationship do you have

with the police around here?

I've had a policeman ask me for business, you know.

And what happened? Did he want to pay?

No, he didn't want to pay. He said he was going to nick me otherwise.

I says, "Nick me, then, but you're not having it free."

Well, now there's a whole new element of sort of economic activity

which has come to be known as the mauve economy.

This is because it's not quite a black economy.

We don't know whether or not people actually pay taxes.

We don't go into that.

And it's also a slightly frivolous thing.

These are all the sort of leisure industries and personal services

that we didn't really know we wanted.

And it's, in many ways, it's a vanguard for the future,

because in the future, we're told people aren't going to be

making things. They're going to be producing services for other people.

And we're not very good at this.

We don't really know what we want in the way of services.

So all sorts of original ideas are being produced by people.

One of the most popular of these new leisure industries

seems to be singing telegrams.

♪ You and I were inseparable

♪ It was love at first sight

♪ You made me promise to marry you... ♪

Just for you!

Just really basically implied that I was a tart.

And my family and my friends and everyone

were really upset by it all.

They couldn't believe it. They knew it wasn't true.

What effect did it have on your career?

My career was really... It was terrible.

The bookings were dropping, people were cancelling, everything.

Everything was awful.

Did they give you any reasons for cancelling?

Well, they'd say, oh, um, we've changed our minds

or he's ill at the moment or something like that.

Just anything they could think of. It was just...

I can't describe how awful it was.

Can I ask you, um, how have you found your day here

at the Beaconsfield by-election?

Well, I think it's been a pretty good day.

First of all, we've got a wonderful candidate.

Everybody agrees that Tony Blair is one of the very best

possible candidates there could be.

Everywhere he goes, I think he spreads, uh, interest,

excitement and enthusiasm about the Labour Party.

And that's the kind of candidate we want.

We're very proud of him indeed,

and we are very proud of everything he's been saying here.

And whatever the result, we believe that he's going to have

a very big future in British politics.

Oh. That's good. Nice man, in't he?

..whether British or Argentinian, if it can be avoided.

But I should not be doing my duty

if I didn't warn you in the simplest and clearest terms,

that for all our efforts,

a negotiated settlement may prove to be unattainable.

It would be only too easy a ploy for the Argentinians to say,

don't have any military action while we negotiate.

They would be quietly in their bases on land,

while we should be tossed about the South Atlantic

in those intemperate seas.

APPLAUSE

We're not going to fall for that one.

Listen to me. I've been sitting here 20 minutes, half an hour,

listening to you. Some of it's the biggest lot of bollocks

I've ever heard. I can get very annoyed very shortly.

One minute you're saying it's Coley,

the next minute you're saying it's the Midway.

You pass Coley Park. What happened?

I'm sick and tired of the ups and downs and the ins and outs.

Some of this is better fairy tales than bloody Gretel can do.

Now stop mucking us all about. I'm not mucking you about.

All I'm not saying to you is you're lying.

Get rid of the fruitiness, get rid of all the beauty about it,

and let's get down to facts and figures.

It's not beautiful at all, is it? Some of it is.

All this crap about bus stops and numbers

and blue and white tea towels to wipe myself down with.

What the hell's gone on?

If nothing's gone on, let's all pack it off and go home.

If something's gone on and you think, "Well, that's an experience,

"that's life," all right.

That's what I do think. This is the biggest bollocks I've ever heard.

I would agree that maybe you've had sex this afternoon

and it's not with your boyfriend.

But I'll go as far as to say I think you've been a willing party to it.

No, seriously. You're not upset by it.

You haven't taken a blind bit of notice of anything that's gone on.

The story you've told us is, like my colleague said, a fairy tale.

NEWSNIGHT THEME PLAYS

This is what a timpani drum sounds like.

But now, cock an ear to this,

it's a synthesiser, too, and this is what it sounds like.

TIMPANI SOUND PLAYS

And the reason it can create that sound so perfectly

is because it's hooked onto a computer,

which has mathematically worked out the incredible complexity

of the sound wave that a timpani makes.

And that's just the beginning.

Because now that the computer knows the basic sound of a timpani,

or whatever, it can change the pitch too.

Listen.

TIMPANI SOUND ASCENDS IN PITCH

And even go up octaves.

And that's not all.

Remember those tramping feet and creaking doors?

TRAMPING FEET

DOOR CREAKS

And remember, those aren't recordings.

These are electronically created sounds.

We're at the start of a new era in recording because you have

a guy playing a bass guitar.

It's not necessary that he plays the bass guitar.

We can... We can basically... We can do anything with sound.

You do anything with sound? Yes, we can do anything with sound.

FROM SYNTHESISER: Anything... We can do anything.

We can do anything... SLOWED DOWN: with sound.

With sound. With sound.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Anything. Yes. Yes. Yes. Anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

A-A-A-A-Anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right. Let's see what we can do with this lot, then.

♪ Sides go into the middle then they come along back

♪ Start through in the middle of the track

♪ Pass through with the girl you meet

♪ Swing

♪ Promenade this one round the ring

♪ Need to go side by side... ♪

Keep moving! Keep walking!

♪ Keep moving, talking around the ring

♪ Now one and three better wheel around

♪ Back with the pair you found... ♪

♪ Now you're there

♪ Let's go up to the middle

♪ Then you come right back, you square through

♪ And you count me four

♪ That's four hands in the middle of the floor

♪ Do-si-do with the outside pair

♪ You make a wave and you balance there. ♪

Sausage rolls, anybody?

♪ Hit them on the head

♪ Lying Fenian bastards... ♪

Jesus Christ can heal you. He can save you.

He can set you gloriously free tonight.

Thank God tonight that you can put your trust

in the Lord and you can be saved tonight.

You can be healed tonight,

and you can be set gloriously free tonight.

I believe that Jesus Christ can do the uttermost tonight.

He is a miracle working God tonight, and I praise him for it.

Alleluia! I thank God that one day that I pass from death unto life,

when I accepted Jesus Christ as my home

and may people accept the Son of this gospel tonight,

will accept Jesus Christ as their Saviour

and will ask him to come into their heart.

You know, friend, tonight, you could be going to a lost eternity,

and the only way to get from the lost eternity

is to accept Jesus Christ as your...

I think we've accepted that it has to be my daddy,

because the description we have heard from people

like yourselves tallies with the description

that we've given to the police. So...

Didn't you think you did everything possible,

all your attempts at getting the IRA's political wing to mediate?

Yes, and, you know, I still think that they were...

It wasn't, you know, for media coverage that they offered.

I think they were serious. I'm only sorry it didn't work out.

And I hope that if Mr Cochrane is still alive

and it is my daddy who's dead,

they still release him, because I'm sure Mrs Cochrane

is very upset hearing this news as well as we are.

Get out!

Get out the car!

♪ How shall we extol thee

♪ Who are born of thee... ♪

Can we ask you what you think of Mrs Thatcher?

Marvellous! Marvellous! Best man in England.

The only leader that can bring us back to normality in this country.

We need a firm and determined leader like Mrs Thatcher

to take our country back to an era where we all,

you and I, we held our heads high as British.

We, the British people, are proud of what has been done.

Proud of these heroic pages in our island's story.

Proud to be here today to salute the task force.

Proud to be British.

APPLAUSE

She reconstructed from Churchill,

or from her understanding of Churchill,

a whole sense of a separate British identity

that was not collectivist, but individualist.

And this is what she thought he believed in,

not wholly inaccurately,

but perhaps a little fancifully.

And that's what we, you and I, live with now.

We're living in her version of Churchill's version

of British history.

But it's a dream. Of course.

All dreams are in some sense, remember your Freud, reality.

Our history is special, in as much that everyone has tried to give us

a good hiding since the year dot.

The Romans failed, I think, really miserably.

They didn't really succeed in conquering the whole of England.

We don't accept shot specimens.

These are all animals that have died from natural causes.

This is an ermine stoat.

Well, still got frost in his nose,

but that shows a stoat

that has changed to this winter colouration.

We've got a small tiger cub. In that freezer?

The tiger cub's right down at the bottom.

Shall I delve into the bottom for it. Why not? Yes.

Right. Here we go.

I've got to get this basket out, on there.

Um. Tawny owl...

..a little tiger cub. There it is.

I'll get him out for you, shall I? Yeah.

But this is a zoo specimen.

We do have zoo specimens come in, and, uh,

that's a little tiger cub.

And he died through feline enteritis, unfortunately.

Now, we hate to see dead things.

My job is actually to try to restore the thing back to life,

as you might say.

♪ Give it me one time now

♪ Well

♪ Whoa

♪ Well, now

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you want to go to it

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna come

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna suck it, chew it

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna come

♪ When you wanna come

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna go to it

♪ Relax, don't do it

♪ When you wanna come

♪ Relax... ♪

There's nothing I can do. I can just... It...

It is doing it and it is controlling me.

And then, I continue down and this terrible fear

that I was going somewhere, God knows where,

and I was going there on my own.

That there was nothing I could do to stop myself going there.

There was nothing I could do to bring myself back

into the real world,

that I was going there on my own.

And once that happens, then this sort of...

Everything becomes wavy, and the whole picture, sort of like

a television set going off.

And then, I wake up.

Huh!

The subject that we are going to talk about is the pop scene,

and one example of this is

the banning of Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

The public and the radio have banned

the song because it is quite absurd

within the words.

This still has not stopped it from being number one,

but the viewers would still like to see it on Top Of The Pops,

if just for their video.

I think music today is absolutely rubbish.

On Top Of The Pops, the DJs only play the music that they like.

Most issues of the charts are fairly good,

but they never play the music that we all like.

People just get the wrong idea about the music.

If they don't like a certain record that has been banned,

then they should turn off their TV sets.

Also, I think the government should legalise cannabis.

Geoff came to me afterwards, seemed very disturbed and upset,

and we went for a drive up the hill which is nearby.

We went on to Cleeve Hill and he stopped the car,

parked and stopped the car, and just said to me,

"I'm the person, I'm the man that they...

"that they were talking about this afternoon.

"I'm the man that they want."

And I just went into complete shock

and relief and numbness and had no real reaction to it all.

I just couldn't believe it.

And I think he was a bit upset about that

because he really wanted a reaction.

He said, "Why don't you scream or shout or do something," you know?

I couldn't. I said to him, "Well, you know, is there anything else?

"I mean, I think we better... You're obviously going to go away,

"so is there anything else that you need to tell me now?

"Is there anything else at all?"

And he said, "Yes, there is.

"I have also been involved in spying."

And, um...

..well, there again, you know, a double confession.

I mean, I just didn't believe that either,

although in a funny sort of way,

I could cope with that easier than the other revelation.

It is, well, it is...

I don't like the table to peter out at this end,

because we haven't got any more flowers, have we?

No. Well, that's all right, then.

We'll just have plenty of silver.

We have got my splendid gold salver.

Oh, yes. We've got my splendid gold salver. Gold salver.

Can you fetch my gold salver in my study?

We can have it on one of these ends. It doesn't matter.

Would look nice with the silver gilt.

I've got another gold... I've got another, um...

The gold box, Peter, that was given to us, you know, by Prince Abdullah.

And he... he eventually went up to bed

and I just sat down and had some drink,

which I don't normally do, but I had quite a lot of drink.

I just didn't know what to do. I was desperate.

And eventually I went to bed and he was, he was...

I waited till he'd gone to sleep and I just lay there most of the night

just looking at him, and just in unbelief,

you know, seeing the man that I loved and the man that I'd married

and the man that I thought he was,

or knew him to be, really, deep down.

And yet this, this other man, these other men,

that was all part of him.

And I just, I just, you know, it was just an amazing night.

I can't really put it into words how I felt about that.

PUNK MUSIC PLAYS

♪ La la la, la la la la

♪ La la la la la la la la

♪ La la la, la la la la... ♪

Oi! All right, you cunts!

Oi!

Hold it!

Oh, you are, though! Leave it out.

Just leave it out, right? We're all skinheads.

We're not going to fight fucking anybody else but skinheads, right?

We're not going to fight skinheads, right?

Just leave it out, you fucking wanker!

Out! Leave it out!

Not skinheads vs skinheads. Skinheads stick together.

Fuck the difference. We're all skinheads!

We're all fucking skinheads so don't fight each other.

What's the fucking point?

It's bad enough everybody else against us,

let alone skinheads versus skinheads.

That's fucking poxy, right? Skinheads stick together.

Listen, we're all white, OK?

So stop fighting and stick together. Don't matter who you support.

Do not fire back for the moment.

Unless you identify a positive target.

Run, you mad bastard, you!

APPLAUSE

And he's about to leave,

and the Prime Minister is saying, "Well done."

And out he goes,

and he's going to be greeted by a most ferocious battery of cameramen

and lights as he goes down,

Willie Whitelaw hitting him on the shoulder,

Nigel Lawson patting him on the back.

They're all frightfully relieved it's gone well.

There she is, Ann Parkinson in a blue dress,

followed by her husband.

They've kind of got to fight their way through a mob somehow.

Everyone's patting him on the back.

I told the government I'd make no further comment.

I've kept it. Other people can answer for their own behaviour.

You mean you're surprised that Miss Keays made...

I have no further comment.

Well, I think, first of all, that Sara Keays

is somewhat hypocritical because she, after all,

is the woman who sold her story to the very paper

that she complained against, the Daily Mirror,

and the full details of her intimate life were described in this book,

and it was serialised at the time to do most damage to Cecil Parkinson

and the Tory party at their annual conference.

Sarah, this is a fair comment, isn't it?

You did sell your memoirs.

If a newspaper or a television programme says something about you

which is blatantly untrue, and if they have decided to take

a hostile attitude towards you and you have no other means

of defending yourself, you have to do what I did,

which is to publish your own account of what happened, to give the facts.

And after all, it was only when I wrote my book

that the facts were made public.

David Montgomery... No, let me finish.

Because David Montgomery said that I was hypocritical.

He is the hypocrite.

His newspaper group had offered me a quarter of a million pounds

for my story in 1983.

And when news came out that I had written a book,

they were the first to bid for serialisation.

But when they didn't get serialisation of my book,

then they started to do their hatchet job on me.

They talked about me as being vengeful and vindictive

and publishing pillow talk.

There was no pillow talk in my book.

My book was a defence of my reputation.

How is it that the editor of the News Of The World,

who said last night that he only prints the truth,

if he maligns somebody, if he destroys their reputation,

how is it he can say that he has the right to express his opinion,

but that person has no right of reply?

SHOUTING, GLASS SMASHES

This is 1982. There won't be any better for you.

You won't get a job anywhere. Not unless you grow your hair.

There's nothing here for me and you.

Not in 1982.

We will still be making millions.

The national debt will amount to billions.

More police attention, more enforced detention.

All of this is nothing new.

Not in 1982.

For instance, a policeman who has a sticky case, maybe,

he will stand up in court and he will make it apparent

that he is a Mason. How's he going to make it apparent?

Well, he can make a mistake, for instance,

in the swearing of the oath. He can say,

"I swear by the Great Ark... I'm sorry, my lord.

"I swear by Almighty God." Or he can, when he's holding the Bible,

he can move it as he's speaking in the shape of a square.

And this happens frequently.

But a judge, even if the judge is a Mason,

is going to put justice first before brotherhood, isn't he?

On most occasions, yes.

But the fact is, the simple fact is that it has happened

that in recent times, on several occasions,

the judge hasn't done that.

It is very difficult to know who is and who isn't a Freemason.

Well, Nigel Farrell was reporting, then, as you've seen...

As you can see.

Dame Edna Everage is our guest of the day,

rustling through the newspapers.

Dame Edna, do you know, Katie and Alan Drage of Great Missenden

have rung in to say... Hello, Katie. Hello, Alan.

..they really enjoy you, and their daughter's first birthday is today,

and she's watching with them. Is she? What's her name?

I don't know. They don't say, which is a pity.

I was very interested, weren't you, though,

old folks and all those watching,

to see the little chappie who's launching his book.

What was it called again about the Freemasons?

The Brotherhood. The Brotherhood.

But it's spooky, isn't it, the Freemasons?

It intrigues us a little bit, because we live, don't we,

in a world of disclosure. Now, we live in a modern world

where even a megastar is filmed in bed at breakfast.

I don't like you using the word network.

By implication, you are saying that there is some sinister organisation,

possibly based in this building, which is in cahoots with the RUC.

And I can tell you quite definitely that I have no evidence of this.

Nobody has come to me and said,

"Mr A or Mr B is using his Freemasonry to block

"the Stalker Inquiry, to have Stalker taken off the RUC."

The first time we see an abnormal area of what we call

low attenuation blackness,

as it's expressed on this particular way of viewing.

These are going in centimetre slices up to the top of the head.

Yes, in fact, it's almost reached the top of the head.

As we move upwards, the scans reveal the shadow growing.

And at the very top of Stephen's head,

a clearly defined lesion appears.

The lesion itself is still circumscribed at the front end

of the left frontal pole.

And he said, "It's no laughing matter.

"It's all a bit of a mess because you're all bloody Catholics."

And he told me the whole story.

When Eddie, the Duke of Clarence, was 20,

his mother thought it would be a good idea if he met an artist

and writer as well as just usual people...

I'm sure a lot of people base their information today

on what they see on television and reading the newspapers

as if they were the gospel.

But they're not, are they?

I mean, you know better than I what can be done on television

and what's said in the newspapers.

I mean, they often get things the wrong way round.

An awful lot of people are brainwashed

these days by television.

I mean, it's awfully difficult to dive into

what the motivations are that lie behind it.

How do we know the truth?

We're in the area. No, why? Who are you?

We're reporters from private spots.

You, um, upset that... That's not on, is it? No.

And then suddenly, so far as you know,

some demonstrators turned up to demonstrate against them.

Do you know why? They didn't make that very clear to us,

The demonstrators didn't.

They insisted on seeing the Conservative MPs who we had

in the police station at the time.

Eyes away.

As soon as I asked the question,

what would you do if you had somebody in a cell

and you were asking the question?

You wouldn't believe them, would you?

Demonstrators turned up to demonstrate against them.

Do you know why?

Again! Sly, devious, trying to trick me.

By all means, we shall come into King's Cross police station.

In the entire process of this investigation,

I have not seen as many police officers asking a pimp

to come to the police station as what we've got here now.

Not three cars. No way.

We're getting a bigger hassle than they're getting.

I don't want to go to the police station

unless you're ordering me to. If you're ordering to me...

You're going to get to the station, where I will.

You're going to have to make up your own mind as to what you think

happened at that station.

Well, that's really the nasty trick. That's the one where, you know,

the person looks to the camera,

and it's been known on some of our channels

where the interview is over and somebody turns and lays the egg,

and there's nothing you can do about it, I'm afraid.

And that's one of the problems of television.

You aren't in as much control as you are in some other media, so beware.

Switch that thing off for me now, and we'll go to the police station

properly so that we don't have any further...

Are you saying we're under arrest? Yes. Yes.

Or are you just asking us to vacate these premises?

I'm telling you that you are under arrest.

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♪ When two tribes go to war

♪ A point is all you can score

♪ When two tribes go to war

♪ A point is all you can score

♪ We got two tribes... ♪

It's sweet, innit?

Not really, no.

Of course, you don't know many people in a place like this.

There's so many of us.

It's 24 storeys.

You only know a few.

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