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#ROMANTIC

#FREE-SPIRITED

#GIRLCRUSH

#VOLUNTARILY SINGLE

#IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP

HOW IS YOUR LOVE?

"Feel bad for him"?

You just wait here. I'll show you how she looks.

-How will you do that? -With the dashcam.

Gosh. Why didn't I think of this sooner?

What?

What? What the hell? Where did it go?

I removed the memory card two days ago.

Wait. What?

Two days ago in Sangam-dong,

they claimed our truck crashed into someone's garage.

So I submitted it to prove them wrong. Why?

Why did you give them mine and not your car's?

Because your car was there at that time. Our workers always use mine.

In-su took mine today as well.

You're definitely an alcoholic.

You habitually pestered the police,

and now you see a vision of Seon-a?

Is this a movie? Why would she be there?

Why would she appear after stealing your cameras?

Hey, why did you take the memory card?

Isn't it common sense?

You should've told me if you took something from my car.

-I did. -You did?

When? You told me? When did you tell me?

What month, date, and time?

Also… Hey, look.

You should've put in a new one after taking it out.

Why didn't you?

You took the car. You went to Pyeongchang-dong!

Exactly. You should've told me then!

I did!

You idiot! Darn it. When did you?

-You never told me! -Whatever!

I don't remember!

-Hey! -I don't remember.

Get out.

Gosh. Hey.

Hey, kids. I have a gift for you.

-Hey! -Someone will come for it.

-Sell it and buy some snacks. -Kyeong-jun, you lunatic!

-What? -Bye.

-You lunatic! -What was that?

Hey, kids. That's mine.

But someone just gave it to me.

-I know, but it's mine. -How much will you pay me?

Why would I pay for what's mine?

-Fine. How much is it? -I want chicken.

PUSHOVER

All right. Go eat it and study hard. Okay?

-Here. -There are five more in there.

Seven in total.

And we have a big appetite.

PUSHOVER

Okay. Here.

Enjoy.

-Yes! -He gave us a lot!

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND YOON SEON-A?

Why I'm trying to find her?

I want to ask him the same question.

Why?

Anyone would do the same after going through that kind of breakup.

Tell him to stop.

She vanished without a word during our happiest moment.

This is just unacceptable.

We didn't fight, and I didn't do anything wrong.

He's doing this because he has enough to live on.

Why does that matter? Are you kidding me?

I'm an employee, too.

I'm so jealous. No one gives me a salary.

There was no closure. Closure!

I gave him a message not to see me again.

If that's not closure, what is?

If one side wants to break up, the relationship is over.

Why did she have to steal the cameras?

Why? You…

Thief.

Are you curious? Is that why you're doing this?

Once I get them back, I'll end it once and for all.

I won't give them back. What did I steal them for?

I truly hope she sees this interview.

What? Another video letter?

TO YOON SEON-A

Hey. Yoon Seon-a.

You are driving me

insane.

I see visions of you now.

How are you doing?

I'm doing great. Happy?

I'm a camera thief. A terrible woman.

Consider yourself unlucky and forget me.

Just think, "That's the way I am."

I could forget about her if any of this made sense.

But nothing makes sense.

Nothing!

I loved him. But two months was enough.

Park Jae-won's

the boring type. I got sick of him.

Why doesn't this make sense?

How could she break up with someone like me?

Aren't I quite a catch? I'm pretty sure I am.

I'm okay.

I'm good at it. I'm good.

I didn't expect myself to be this clingy and pathetic.

I'm telling you, this isn't the real me.

I'm extremely gentle, extremely attentive, extremely cool,

and…

Damn it. Why the hell am I even saying these things?

I must be crazy.

I need a drink.

Do you have any?

No?

Just one drink.

I want to drink.

I can't endure this without being drunk.

I can understand him.

You need to be crazy to date someone.

ILLEGAL LITTERING IS PROHIBITED

It's something you can't do with a clear mind.

This

isn't the real me, either.

That was my first time going to the police.

Or was it?

Two times?

Three times?

Whatever. It doesn't matter.

What's important is that

I turn into a lunatic when I'm in a relationship.

22 PHOTOS

When you're in a relationship,

you learn more about yourself than about the other person.

You end up finding out how low

you can go.

I won't be in a relationship for a while.

RECYCLABLE CLOTHES

Bye.

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There are whole sausages on the pizza.

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Doesn't it look yummy?

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-Hold a hot dog holder. -A hot dog holder?

Put the sausage pizza on top.

Add plenty of chili mayo sauce and chopped onions.

Kang Geon…

-How does it taste? -She wanted me to see this.

-Didn't she? -It's so good!

-It's so yummy! -Look at you guys.

-I'm tearing up! -So yummy!

Lee Eun-o, you…

This is her. Kang Geon's female friend, Lee Eun-o.

I came across her Instagram and I've been checking her out.

I'm keeping an eye on them.

I'm waiting for the day

they officially announce they're dating.

And Suh Rin-i.

She's another female friend, but she's okay.

It seems like she has a long-term boyfriend.

But Lee Eun-o.

Lee Eun-o. That girl seems dodgy.

Whether she has a boyfriend or not,

she makes me feel anxious.

Call it a woman's intuition.

You can't ignore that.

Lee Eun-o.

No way. I'm getting so many likes.

My client will love this!

Eun-o, this is really good.

-Right? -The sausages are huge too.

Speaking of which,

how about giving limited edition freebies

to those who order these new pizzas?

That sounds nice.

People like him would love it.

That's good.

Right.

Did you hear about Jae-won's camera thief?

That was ridiculous.

He even went to the police, right? Rin-i told us.

He went there six times.

Do you know what they call him?

A regular.

I feel so bad for him.

He looks totally normal in person.

I can't believe he got hammered and spent the night in a cell.

Anyone here?

-Who is it? -This is the police.

-"Police"? -What?

What is this? I'm scared.

O3 MARKETING AGENCY

Okay.

We're from the Seongsu Police Box.

We received a theft report in this area today.

A thief, in our town?

Three houses in this alley have been robbed so far.

-Is this 310-23 Seongsu-dong? -Yes.

-Was anything stolen? -No.

Wait. One minute.

SEOUL SHOE FACTORY

Eun-o!

Where is she? In the bathroom?

Eun-o's gone.

If you find anything missing, please give us a visit.

-Okay. Thank you. -Okay.

Goodbye.

What am I doing?

What? You were in there?

There's a thief in this area.

Seoul's supposed to be safe. I can't believe it.

Are you missing anything?

One neighbor got their silver spoons stolen.

Are the police dispatched for such things?

Of course. It's public security.

Isn't your place at risk, too?

It's okay. I have no silver for them to take.

The police must have it rough.

I saw so many people like Jae-won that day at the precinct.

They need to catch thieves and deal with people like him.

Why do people pester cops that much?

Please fill that in and wait.

-The Director will consult you. -Okay.

PATIENT REGISTRATION FORM

Jae-won!

What a surprise!

He's my friend.

Come inside. You should've said hi.

I'm done for the day.

-But-- -Let's go. Come inside.

PSYCHIATRIST KIM SEONG-U

You should've called before you came.

I'm glad I didn't miss you.

-You moved hospitals? -Didn't I tell you?

-No. -I told you at the class reunion.

I see.

Are there any other doctors?

I heard the Director here is pretty famous.

Why? I'm a doctor too.

Are you here for a consultation?

Not me. Kyeong-jun.

Then he should come himself.

Right.

But his symptoms are quite severe, so I wanted to check in advance.

How bad?

Well…

He goes to the police when he's drunk, but he doesn't remember.

Is he an alcoholic?

I'm not sure. He doesn't seem to drink that much.

Jae-won.

Yes?

Can we talk over some drinks?

-In broad daylight? -What about it?

One drink. It will be evening soon.

Let's go.

Come on. Aren't you going to drink?

I'm not in the mood today.

-Let me pour some for you. -Sure.

More.

Could it be alcohol-related dementia?

Is it possible to hallucinate?

Yes, if his condition is serious.

Did it only happen once?

If that's the case, he could've mistaken it.

What if it was twice?

It's severe, isn't it?

He needs to get treated for his addiction.

It wasn't a hallucination.

She appeared in my dreams once.

What's wrong with me?

God, I drank too much.

That wasn't a dream.

We did meet again.

On a snowy day last winter.

The snow that fell on that day

reminded me of him.

And I saw him there.

FRENCH POP-UP BAR

I must be dreaming since I miss you so much.

Yes, this is a dream.

What an odd dream.

I'm truly honored to see you even if it's in a dream,

Ms. Yoon Seon-a.

Do you visit Cheonggyecheon often?

This was my fifth time.

No, was it my tenth time?

No, it was my 20th time.

But we didn't agree to meet today.

I know. I…

I thought you forgot the date,

so I came here every Saturday.

I even went

to the patrol division over there.

To send you to jail

because you stole my cameras.

Can't you just forget about me?

How could I forget you?

We got married.

It was a joke.

No, it wasn't a joke for me.

Look.

I've never taken this off.

Why not?

You told me not to.

Never ever.

I'm sorry.

Do you know that Ra-ra and Bin moved to South Africa?

Do you know

how many e-mails I've sent them to find you?

Hey.

You should be really sorry for what you did to me.

It's all my fault.

You're right.

Yes, it's all your fault.

You are…

You're mean.

So just forget about me.

Where do you live?

How are you doing?

Good.

Really?

Why am I annoyed to hear that you're doing well?

I know you're lying.

No, I mean everything that I say.

Because you see,

as you can see right now,

day by day, literally day by day,

I'm dying a little more inside.

I'm a horrible woman.

It was all a lie.

If you were going to do this, why did you make me stay another month?

Why did we live together for two months?

When…

When I asked you to meet me at Cheonggyecheon,

why…

Why did you tell me you would?

And why didn't you ever call me?

You…

Damn it.

Why did you marry me?

I was serious about it.

I really meant it.

You…

You're going to disappear again.

Don't go.

Don't go.

Don't go.

Sit over here.

Hurry.

Good.

Your arm.

Shoulder.

Don't go.

Hold me.

Your arm.

Arm.

Shoulder.

She appeared in my dreams

just once.

Excuse me, I'd like to pay.

I don't need the receipt.

Hey, Seong-u. Hey, get up.

Jae-won, let's have one more drink.

Hey, stop drinking.

No more drinks. Let's go.

Jae-won, we still have more to talk about.

-No, we don't. -We do.

SENDER RECIPIENT

RECIPIENT: PARK JAE-WON

Hold on.

What if Kyeong-jun gets this?

This won't do.

What should I do?

-Be careful. -Okay.

Tell Kyeong-jun to call me tomorrow.

Okay.

His will to get better matters the most.

Are you really okay? Can you go home?

I'll take you home.

Let's have one more drink.

Hey, what are you talking about? You're drunk.

One more drink!

-Let's go home. -Jae-won!

What is it?

It's just that I miss Ji-yeong so much.

Okay. I know, so let's go home.

You know I really loved her, right?

I do. I know, so let's go.

-I need to hear her voice. -No, that's not right.

-Don't do that. -Ji-yeong…

-Hey-- -Let me go!

-I'll hang up after I hear her voice. -Damn it.

Hello?

Were you asleep?

It's me.

Have you forgotten about me?

Don't you ever think about me?

Can't you appear in my dreams at least once?

That lunatic. He's totally out of his mind.

Ji-yeong.

Do I act like that when I'm drunk? I don't, do I?

-Am I with someone right now? -Say no.

-Yes, of course. -No.

I have many friends, Ji-yeong.

Yes. You know Jae-won, right?

-Don't. -Wait, here he is.

-It's Ji-yeong. -Hey, Ji-yeong.

It's been a while.

Hi, Jae-won.

I'm sorry.

You must be busy raising your baby.

Ji-yeong.

Does that lunatic not remember that we're married?

I'm totally exhausted from looking after our eight-month-old baby.

But that asshole drinks every day.

Tell him to come home right now.

If he's not here in ten minutes,

tell him I'm getting a divorce.

-She hung up. -Hello?

Damn it.

Ji-yeong and you were close too.

Don't you miss her?

You married Ji-yeong, you crazy rascal!

-She's married? -Yes. God…

To whom? Which asshole is it?

To you, idiot. Gosh!

-I'll never drink with you again. -Jae-won, who is it?

"Hello, I'm the camera thief."

"I have Park Jae-won's cameras."

Whatever.

What should we have?

-I'm fine with anything. -Sure.

Let's have something simple.

I'm here for the last time.

I mean it.

I'll never come here again.

That's why I went to the psychiatrist.

What should I do?

He saw me, didn't he?

What?

-Yoon Seon-a. -Oh, no.

Seon-a!

Seon-a! Stop there! Wait!

Seon-a!

Catch that thief!

Hey, Seon-a!

Hey!

-Are you okay? -Let's go.

Seon-a, are you all right?

Are you? Are you hurt?

Let me see. Why did you run like that? You'd get caught…

-You should've-- -Mr. Park.

Is this your camera bag?

Yes.

Ms. Yoon Seon-a.

You're under arrest for stealing Mr. Park Jae-won's cameras.

You have the right to an attorney, the right to defend yourself,

and the right to file a habeas corpus.

PARK JAE-WON'S CHEONGGYECHEON ROUTINE

1. SIT ON THE THIRD STEPPING STONE FOR HOURS

(LONGEST RECORD: 8 HOURS CURRENTLY DECREASING)

2. DRINK AT A NEARBY BAR FOR HOURS (RECORD: 6 BOTTLES)

3. FAINT (ONCE FAINTED FOR MORE THAN 30 MINUTES)

4. VISIT TAEPYEONG-RO POLICE BOX

Catch the thief.

(TO REPORT SEON-A AND STAY THE NIGHT)

Her name is Yoon Seon-a.

I'd like to report

this heinous camera thief.

Subtitle translation by: Soo-ji Kim