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Previously on "Below Deck Down Under..."

Tomorrow, we’ve got the new deck hand starting.

The CEO is back.

You got eyelash in your eye.

Ah!

I’m attracted to confident man.

So I’m not closing the door yet.

Did you hook up with Margot?

I think so. Are you keen on her?

Yeah.

We can’t let it get between us, though.

Luke is my boss, and we both fancy Margot.

It’s a sh-- sandwich.

Jack Freeman is a luxury interior designer from Sydney.

Hi, how are you?

These guests seem like classic rich kids.

Daddy’s money, Range Rovers.

-All good? -No.

Just trying to get a order flowing.

Do you want me to work on these?

Captain is cooking for me. My hero.

We have still space here.

But I’m just leaving it room temperature.

-Can I have a little ice? -Yeah, sure.

I told you.

Did you get it with the chilled red wine?

What about it?

Guest wanted it.

I don’t know if she’s trying to undermine me,

but I definitely don’t love it.

-Ow. -Oh, there’s glass.

What do I do about blood on the teak?

-Is it glass, is it? -Is it glass?

Yeah.

Adam, come on.

Yeah, that’s gross.

-Not good on the white, is it? -No.

Oh, sorry.

It’s all about you, not us.

Aesha will get you a bandage.

Oh, my God, it looks so bad.

-Sorry. -Don’t be sorry. It’s fine.

Come on, deck crew.

Someone cuts their foot when they’re sitting?

Absolutely terrible.

The deck team obviously didn’t do their rounds last night.

All good up here.

We need to pull out all the stops today,

because that’s not a luxury experience.

Sorry you got glass in your foot.

We’ll make sure we do a good vacuum around here today.

argot, Margot, could you vacuum around the table

on the aft deck.

Copy, on my way.

Lord Jesus Nora.

So, I’m going to come do lunch at the beach today.

Yeah.

What time are we thinking about that?

Low tide is at three.

I would say one o’clock eat.

-Have lunch at 1:00? -Yeah.

Cool.

Look, this right here is fine.

And we will tighten up on this line, huh?

Luke, Luke, can you pop up to the bridge?

Mate, I already read your mind.

Really?

What’s the problem with that tender?

With towing, I just kind of forgot

that there’s all those little things like

the soft shackle and so it’s my fault.

Deck team, deck team.

We need to find out where that tow line is for the tender.

I want this ready to be towed.

We should be started up by now.

-No, I apologize for that. -Your responsibility.

I know, I know.

I don’t want any of my team to be in trouble.

So, I’m not telling Jason about Adam’s poor performance.

That’s for myself to deal with.

So, I’m going to keep an eye on the situation,

play Daddy Daycare kind of thing.

I got caught in the moment.

Work it out. It’s part of being a leader, mate.

Yeah.

So, we’re going to do lunch on the beach today.

We’re thinking of eating at one.

-Perfect. -Yeah?

I think it’s ready now, is it?

Luke, is the slide ready yet?

Ready to get slippery.

-Let’s do slide. -Yeah? Okay.

So...

The white ones?

Yeah, if you could just give them a real quick iron.

Yeah.

Can someone tell me the plan?

We were thinking lunch at one.

-Do you know the menu? -No.

Do I need to bring steak knives over there?

-I will need to, right? -Yeah.

Tomahawk steak. And some lobsters on the grill.

And then pasta salad and veggies as well.

Mm-hmm.

And a goat cheese strawberry and tarragon bruschetta.

That’s such a good idea.

When I think of a beach picnic,

I do want it to be big, extravagant.

We’re on a super yacht,

so why not get some big tomahawk steaks?

Mm-mmm-mm.

Some lobster tails and the finest burrata

with local tomatoes.

I have a lot to do. I have a lot of food.

Go big or go home.

Ah. Perfect.

Go ahead, bud.

-Do your thing. -Woo!

He was rolling.

Oh!

Wow.

Could you get all the little bits

that you need for beach barbecue?

Yeah. When I’m gone, go on a break or...

Can I have my break with you on the picnic?

We just don’t really need two girls, but we’ll see.

I would love to go.

I want to go to the beach

because I know I can do a good job.

I wouldn’t trust Aesha as much as I trust myself

with the beach setup.

So if we need a good beach setup, then it’s me.

Yeah. Well, we’ll see how we’re going.

-Okay. -Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, if you can just get this separated,

and then we’ll see how we’re looking.

-Ah! -Yeah!

Oh!

Wow, she went flying!

[thunder]

[sighs]

The weather is going to get worse.

[machine beeping]

Shh. Shut up.

I think it’s going to rain.

-Is it going to rain? -It’s looking like it.

We could ever have a barbecue here or on the beach.

-What did Jack say? -Jack’s right behind you.

Yeah, I’m ready for the beach.

Right-o. Beach it is. Beach it is.

We’ll get as much as we can in. Get everything on.

We’re going to go to the beach.

If we get rain, we’re just going to have fun with it.

My priority as a captain

is for the guests to have the best time.

We’re going to make it work.

Rain, shine, or howling wind.

All crew, all crew. We’re going to the beach. ASAP.

We’ve got bad weather coming in this afternoon.

We have a very short window.

We’re trying to get going in 40 minutes.

Fun.

Primary’s asked for lunch on the beach.

We have to make it happen.

Now that’s a bit disappointing.

We need to finish steaming.

Chef, are you coping okay?

Not really.

I’ve lost almost an hour here.

I know.

It’s just the meat. I had a whole way of doing it,

and I was really excited about doing it,

but I’m not going to have time for now.

Why don’t I get Captain down here

-and we can talk about it? -Yeah.

All hands on deck, loading tender.

Tables, barbecue, cooler with ice.

If we time it right, we can be set up just before the rain.

Captain, could you pop down to the galley?

Coming down.

Get the gazebo out, too.

The gazebo’s underneath those kayaks.

So can we just have a quick discussion about lunch?

-What’s the plan? -Tomahawk steak.

Now, I don’t have enough time.

How long is that going to cook on barbecue?

I was going to do it for about 40 minutes,

and rest it for 10 minutes.

Uh, yeah, time’s going to be an issue.

Have you got any fillet left?

Okay.

I can start cooking that now

at the front of the boat if you want. Okay?

I just hate the situation

when you’re just constantly having to rest me.

Yeah, but we can’t think about it.

It really annoys me that attitude.

I’m coming to help,

the same as you would help us out there, okay?

Lunch is going to be a bit earlier.

It’s a lot more pressure on the chef.

I understand that she might be feeling

that I’m helping her all the time,

but Tzarina can’t be in two places at once.

Uh, okay.

Listen, you’re not Australian if you can’t cook a barbecue.

That’s part of citizenship.

We’re on a super yacht.

So all these challenges in front of us are frivolous.

Okay.

I’m going to go cook these up forward, okay?

Let’s go.

Thank you so much, sweet child of mine.

You’re welcome, mother.

-Have a towel spray. -Cool.

Um, if you really want to come, you can come with me.

-Really? -Yeah.

My only concern was that I wanted you to have a break.

I don’t need my break.

Yeah. Okay.

Cool.

-We’ve got to change, okay? -Don’t take too long with it.

I’ll be quick. Thank you.

[bleep] off.

What do you reckon?

Thank you so much.

Look at that. They’re going to eat.

We’re going to go and do the beach picnic lunch.

Make sure we’ve got welcome towels and champagne ready.

Yeah.

We need a ----ing beach. We’re ready.

-Ready to go? -Yes.

I’m going to go over in 30 minutes.

This is good news. They’re leaving.

We can go on the tender.

-Hey, boys. -Game time, baby.

I’m going to go put on a rain coat, then.

I don’t need shoes, no?

No, no, no, no. Go enjoy yourself.

It’s a half a day off.

[laughing]

Yes, team. Nice hustle, guys.

That’s everything unloaded, and we are coming back for more.

So, my pastas, they’re all plated already.

-The steak I’ve already cut. -Oh, amazing.

All right, so we’ll get about six pairs of tongs,

and then we’re good.

-Perfect. -You happy?

Yep.

-Yo, we’re about to get smoked. -That’s rain.

Look at that. It’s raining.

What do you want to do, Jack?

No, I want to go and see it. Where’s the rest of us?

I don’t actually care.

Don’t say that out loud.

They went to go get changed.

Oh, no, this dress doesn’t do well in the rain.

Whatever. I’m not going to wait here all day.

Oh, let’s get the good seat.

Beach party, we’re coming in with guests now.

-They’re super excited. -Get this side.

Watch your fingers.

-Ah! -Oh!

Oh! Sh--.

I’ve done multiple, multiple beach picnics,

and this one sucks.

Like, it is the sh--tiest ----ing weather ever.

This is going to blow away.

Do we have shovels to dig it into the sand?

Just grab the stick or something.

It’s very rushed, also.

I’m just like, somebody ----ing kill me, please.

What an adventure!

[laughing]

Ooh!

Coming up...

-Can I sit here? -Yes.

-Are we friends? -Friends that [bleep].

Of course, I’m going to feel a little jealous.

That’s human nature.

All right here. It’s about to pour.

Just grab this stuff.

Here they come right now.

That looks amazing. Good job.

How are we feeling?

-Yeah! -We’re ready to go.

We are wet, wet, wet. Ah!

Dancing in the rain.

What’s going on?

Entertainment officer. How are we?

The party has arrived.

-Your beach set up awaits. -Well done, Jack.

What’s up, Mary Poppins?

Yay!

-Take that. -Aw, this looks wonderful!

I know.

We’re in this together gang.

This just looks so nice.

Can I take a photo of you guys?

It’s a lovely day in paradise.

I put a filter on this photo

that makes it look like it’s sunshiny.

-We’ve lost Jenna. -I can’t find her.

-I don’t know what she is. -Just leave her.

She wants to shower for eight years, then she can shower.

No one looks very enthused over there to come over.

This is not it.

-Oh my God. -Oh, welcome.

-We’re waiting for you. -Stunning, though.

Come to Australia, they said.

It will be sunny.

Yeah, can you get us a couple towels?

-Thank you. -Rosé for me.

I’ll have a Rosé too.

Hang in there.

We’re just holding the canopy like, don’t blow away.

[bleep], that looks bad.

Bruschetta with balsamic...

This is just an ideal beach setup, guys.

Where would you rather be?

Cheers, guys.

Cheers to the beach picnic.

This is going to look like an Instagram versus reality.

Two totally different.

At least you guys will never forget this lunch.

No, we definitely won’t.

All right, girls, let’s do this.

It’s definitely calmed down.

Yeah, it’s calmed down a bit. Here they come.

They don’t have umbrellas either.

-This is on, right? -Three, two, one.

Well done.

No!

Beautiful.

Everything’s ready, but the lobster.

-That’s fine. -Who wanted some tomahawk?

-That one. -This one here?

Ooh.

Would you like some tomahawk, Jack?

Yes, please. Yum.

I’m doing the bowline, and then I’ll do the stern line.

All right.

Oh, that looks amazing.

Actually turned out real nice.

Beautiful.

It has been cut out,

so you don’t have to cut it out yourself.

Oh, I love this chef so!

-I know. -I could cry.

-She’s so gorg. -I know.

Thank you, guys. Thanks.

That’s good.

-Hey, bud. -Hello, my love.

Hi.

How are you, you bloody sexy thing?

Amazing. How are you?

-Can I throw this in the dryer? -You can take these out.

-Got to run. -Okay. You go.

Hey. What’s happening?

Just ironing.

-Fun. -Yeah.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Would I be able to go back? -Would you guys like to go back?

Yeah. I’m tired.

I need to lie down.

Captain, can we get a tender to shore?

Luke, Luke, they would like a tender

to pick them up.

So you’ll go back. Do you want to start decorating?

Yeah. Okay.

One, two, three.

Easy days.

Okay. This is rubbish.

Guests are approaching now.

Don’t rush it, Marge. Don’t rush it.

You got it.

-Look ahead, not down. -Good advice.

-Yeah. -Good advice.

But I always look down.

All good.

-Hi. -Hello.

-Hello. Welcome back. -Thank you.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

We’re good. Look at that.

Jesus ----ing Christ. Look at you.

Pack up, Mom. We’re coming home.

For how ----ing crazy that was,

I feel like we did a great job.

Yeah, no. Definitely. We live for this.

-This is what we do. -I know.

All right. Just pack it away.

-Cheers, you guys. -Thank you.

Let’s just get this slide away.

So you can just come all the way up with it.

Okay.

What’s going on?

Clockwise?

Hold on. Hold on. Whoa.

Hook is right above your head.

Yeah. Nah. That sh-- does not happen.

It’s not supposed to happen.

Okay, hook up.

All right.

So you start folding on this side first.

Pull this way. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Everything is blown up when it comes to safety with Adam.

It’s ridiculous.

It’s like we all know he doesn’t have a clue.

It’s bonkers.

What the [bleep] is that bullsh--?

We need to roll, don’t we?

Hello, honey pie. How are you going?

Hot and wet and with sand and everything.

I’ll probably just take a shower, just wash hair.

-Oh, really? -How much time I have?

Um, it’s 4:20. So, dinner’s at 7:30.

So why don’t you go down till 6:00

and then come back and just get straight into decorating?

-Yes. -Okay.

Of course I’m trying to look good, feel good.

You just want that for yourself.

And with Aesha, it’s easy.

All crew, all crew.

Let’s change into our blacks, please.

[bleep]

-Hi. -Hi.

Oh, you showered.

Can you change into your blacks?

We’ve got five, six minutes.

Laura getting ready is a ----ing nightmare.

We’re not going to the ----ing ball.

Margot, Margot, Aesha, do you mind helping me

grab the decor for tonight’s Greek Mykonos dinner?

Copy.

Do you want to bring that?

-The flowers? -Yeah.

Yeah.

It’s such a long day today.

I just want to get it done as quick as possible.

Hey, Luke.

Like, bro, no one’s calling out the crane movements.

You know what I mean?

We’re holding the slide. Hook just starts coming down.

-No warning, right? -Yeah.

Whoa. Hook off.

Amateur, bro.

And then also the ----ing hook where

we were pulling on the slide. Remember that?

Yeah.

To see ----ing Harry.

Like, how is it possible for like a crane

to be that close to someone’s head?

Hook down slowly.

Hold on. Hold on.

Whoa.

People ----ing get fired for this sh--.

Like, you know what I mean?

I’ve just never seen safety be so disregarded.

-Yo, he’s pissed. -Yeah, I know.

It’s just like a big communication thing with him.

I like Adam.

But he’s not the safety officer on this boat.

He’s a deckie.

And he’s the one causing all this drama

and distraction for no reason.

It’s super frustrating.

We’re going to Scorpio’s.

Yeah, I like that.

Aesha, Laura?

Go ahead.

I start to bring decorations up.

Yeah, we’re already doing that now.

Thanks, Laura, for offering to help.

You weren’t meant to take a break

and I was trying to be nice.

But if she asked me to wash her hair one more time,

it’s going to be a whole different story.

Oi. Talking about gods and goddesses.

I only put the lipstick on.

Does it make that much change?

[laughing]

Hello. How’s your meal going?

So first course is Greek salad.

-Second course is... -The lamb stew.

I love Greek food.

You can’t go wrong with it.

With all the meats and stuff,

it’s so rich and dense and salty.

The palette is alive.

I’m very confident with Greek food.

So when they eat this, I want them to be in Greece.

Jesus.

You would be struggling with that thing.

What are you going to do with the rest of it?

Well, you’re going to be on the other side.

Oh!

Hey, beautiful.

Nice.

Oh, Culver.

Why don’t I just sit down for a second?

So for tonight, it’s Greek themed.

I’ve got a gold halo for you up there.

-Okay. -I’ve got gold spray.

Are we painting my entire body gold?

-Yeah. -Okay, cool.

Yeah.

What is the name of this thing?

Oh, Scorpios.

-Scorpios. -Scorpios is a place.

Yeah.

It’s very Coachella-y like.

People wear like the robes.

-Okay. -And then they wanted a piñata.

Primary requests a chocolate piñata.

So he wants a piñata actually made of chocolate.

Yeah.

Um, we’ve got an egg.

We’re in this tiny town in Australia.

The provisioners did their absolute best

to get me a chocolate piñata,

which turns out to be this giant chocolate Easter egg.

Oh, the chocolate piñata.

-What is this? -That’s massive.

It’s not ideal, but we’re just going to roll with it.

That’s yachting, baby.

I think we do some type of big ritual.

Like, the big sacred egg is broken.

Okay.

We should all come out like chanting, oh.

Yes.

-Should we? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ooh ooh, ha, ha.

Yeah, then you, and then you,

and then I’ll just like, ah!

-Yes! -I love it.

Yeah, it’s weird, but I can work with this.

This’ll do. This’ll do.

Perfect. I like that.

-Hi. -Hey.

Nice headband.

Thank you.

It’s cute.

Please stay.

Yeah.

Hey, look at this.

Welcome to Greek night.

Oh, this is sick.

We tried to do Mykonos. Look at the table.

It’s so beautiful.

-Let’s go. -Let’s roll.

There’s crumbs in here.

Oh, it’s sand.

Not crumbs.

Oh my God, it looks so cool.

Oh, how pretty is this?

Aesha, Aesha, galley.

Scooch in.

So are you guys happy to start dinner?

Yes. Thank you.

-We’re ready. Thank you. -Awesome. Yay.

Girls, girls, are you ready for the galley?

-Copy. -Allrighty.

It’s a Greek salad, right?

Yeah. How’s it looking?

I think it’s gorgeous.

For your first course you’ve got Greek salad.

Yum!

Here you go.

Mm. It’s great.

It’s so damn good.

Damn, you’re ripped.

So we have to make me a Greek god.

-Okay. -Can you help me with that?

Yeah, yeah.

This is heaven.

It’s actually curing this hangover real quick.

How can you be hung over at 8 p.m.?

-I have 48-hour hangovers. -Ugh.

My golden nipples.

Looks good.

They look like a fake tan.

Oh, my God. You look amazing.

Girls, girls. I think we can start clearing.

Are you still working on that, or...

It was yummy.

Hello.

The guests are loving it.

Yay.

Beautiful. You think you could run out with us?

-Okay. -Yeah.

Watch your footing here.

There’s a piece that sticks out.

Yeah, I see it.

Oh, yum. Wow.

What is that?

So I’ve made a slow-cooked cinnamon lamb.

Oh, wow.

My Greek friends’ mom taught me how to do it

when I went to go stay with them.

-Flat bread, tzatziki and go. -Yum.

Thank you.

-Oh, my God. -Absolutely.

How good is this stuff?

Mmm.

How’s dinner gone, cheffy?

You know what? Really well.

Good work.

This chick is incredible.

Culver. Culver, Aesha.

-Want to do it now? -I’m walking up now.

-It’s so good. -This is heaven.

Wow.

All crew. Meet me in the upper pantry.

Copy. Go!

-We’re going right now. -I’m not joking.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Love you all.

Jesus, do you do anything but go to the gym?

Culver, Culver, Culver.

You beautiful Greek God you.

He had sides to him that I wish I had of myself

and I don’t.

His passion and his positivity is just ----ing incredible.

And he’s cute.

And everybody’s gotta do the chant.

We never stop going ooh, ooh, ah, ah.

All right.

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

[laughing]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mykonos,

where the Greek gods and goddesses celebrated.

They traveled on horses far across the land.

They drank the finest wine

and had the most extravagant parties under the Northern Sun.

[laughing]

There’s a big tradition to get it started.

The smashing of the Scorpio egg.

Oh my God!

Will you be willing to do that?

Absolutely.

Take this.

Smash that egg!

Now everybody, everybody.

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

Ooh, ooh Ah Ah!

[cheering]

Look at the table there!

Bringing Culver back, clearly we need

an entertainment officer on board.

He’s called himself that so much.

I actually think it’s a real position now.

The gold is edible if you want to take a lick.

Oh wow, yeah.

Put it on Insta!

Send it in the group chat.

I’m gonna make a meme out of that

and put it out on TikTok.

Am I dragging a little yet?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Have you girls had dinner?

No.

I’m just sitting it nicely.

Oh, I do look kind of cute.

It’s good, hey.

It’s gonna start raining, mate.

I know, mate.

It’s not fun out on deck when it’s like this.

[thunder]

Is anyone gonna kiss anyone tomorrow night?

I might kiss you.

I hope so.

Why don’t you tell Margot she has the most beautiful eyes

you’ve ever seen?

I tell her that every day, mate.

You’re killing it, bro.

It’s very obvious that Luke has a leg up on me

in this Margot situation

because they’ve already kissed.

So intense.

I’m jealous.

Maybe I’ve missed my chance. Maybe I wasn’t quick enough.

I haven’t seen you all day.

-I only ever see you, like... -I know.

When you’re gone, it gets real quiet.

Have fun.

Hey, Adam, Adam,

can you meet me up near the tenders, please?

Copy.

No, maybe just stay there.

-Okay. -One, two...

Wait, put the flash on.

Yeah, it’s on.

-Sorry about before. -It’s okay, brother.

Honestly, the safety thing. You asked me about it.

I totally understand,

but maybe just don’t do it in front of the boys.

We’re holding the slide. Hook just starts coming down.

-No warning, right? -Yeah.

People ----ing get fired for this sh--.

Okay.

-Blah, blah, blah. -I didn’t think about that.

-All right, brother. -That’s all good.

I don’t want you running around heated for no reason.

Okay.

-Good night, friends. -Good night.

Nighty-night.

Dude, I’ve lost my voice.

-Really? -I’m going to knock off.

Do you mind passing this list on to Adam?

Main deck teak, dry all the towels.

We have to be a little bit more on to it.

Especially on, like, the nights.

If Adam can’t get his sh-- together,

then it’s going to look bad on me as a leader.

But mid-charter,

I can’t change the boat’s schedule.

So, Culver has that experience,

so I can rely on him to communicate

and pass on the job list.

6 am.

-We’ll do it. -Don’t stand me up.

I won’t. Are you kidding me?

Oh, God.

[laughs]

-Yo, yo, yo. -How you doing?

Good. K2R main deck aft.

I can read all that stuff. See you in the morning, brother.

Cool, man.

Ah, [bleep].

I’m going to go to bed.

-Good night. -Good night.

I can’t wait to have dinner.

Oh.

-Salmon. -Oh, you want salmon?

All right.

[snoring]

Where do you live?

I don’t live anywhere.

For years, I lived with my boyfriend,

and then he wasn’t my boyfriend anymore

and didn’t have home anymore.

I’m not proud of that,

but I don’t own a key of anything.

All you women are incredible.

But, like, I’m not going to get in a relationship, you know?

I’m scared of getting my feelings hurt.

It’s kind of why I, like, keep everybody, like,

at a distance.

You know what I mean?

But I don’t know how you’re going to learn.

Adam and Luke, they’re super attractive and sexy.

I like guys. I like to party.

And we already live together.

I was together with my fiancé for five years,

and my breakup left me heartbroken.

But I still have my ring.

You happy?

Yeah. I got my family.

I’m hoping I will need someone who takes that ring off me.

Coming up...

My money.

Can you just get ready quicker?

I just don’t really think it’s fair

for everyone else to take on the issue that

you take two hours to get ready.

[alarm beeps]

[yawns]

I love coffee dates.

I didn’t know that about myself until now.

So thank you, Harry.

Cheers.

Coffee time.

My first boyfriend didn’t do anything like this with me

in seven years.

Moments like these are kind of rare for me

because it’s innocent.

You’re not drinking.

There’s no, like, ulterior motive there.

It’s just coffee.

Harry’s a sweetie.

Morning. You’re a little sleeping beauty.

When did you guys want breakfast?

Now, ASAP.

Margot, Margot.

Could you run the platters for me?

On my way.

We could start lifting the anchor.

Copy that.

Good morning.

Yum.

Oh, wow!

-Chocolate chip pancakes. -Oh, my God.

It’s really good.

Anchor secure, cap.

Thank you very much.

-Drop off day. -Yes!

Two hours. Three hours.

Hey, cheffo.

I’m making benedicts.

Is this for the guests, chef?

Oh, thank you.

That’s done.

Have you ever heard of a Dutch baby?

-Maybe. -I’ll show you pictures.

I have a whole album, Chef Keem, my mom.

-That’s what it is. -Your mom being a chef.

Every kid must have been like, can I come over for dinner?

Well, my mom was like a corporate pit bull,

but like her passion is cooking.

My mom, she’s like superwoman.

She has a big time corporate job.

Head of government contracting.

Her cooking is her side hustle.

Now that it’s an empty nest and all the kids are out,

she got her culinary degree and started teaching.

She has the best pizzas, the best food,

and the best love.

You know, who don’t love their mama?

What’s that sauce they put on them?

Hollandaise.

-Wow. -Unreal.

Chef rules.

Girls, girls, can you go get in your whites?

-Yes. -Thank you.

We’ve had the best time. Well, I’m going to miss it.

Deck crew, deck crew.

We’ll be getting in position very soon.

All right, let’s go.

Do we put it here? That way?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All righty.

I’m sorry, brother.

I just don’t know what’s going on right now.

-No, no, you’re good. -My bad.

Okay, bridge, one zero meters, one zero meters to the dock.

Want to run into that one, Harry?

No, that’s... only have the other one on it.

-My bad. -We got this.

Good time to get that spring line on also.

Spring line ashore.

We need to slacken that bow line.

It’s pulling us in too much.

Hell yeah, brother.

Good work, guys. We can get in our whites.

I’m so glad we’re here.

Eating too much chocolate, Harry.

Getting pimples.

That was good. That’s the spirit.

Beautiful.

All crew, all crew.

Can we meet on the aft deck, please?

-Sorry. -Oh, no worries.

So I’m the thorn between two roses.

Yes.

Oh...

I’m so sad we’re leaving.

Take care.

-Bye. -Thank you so much, Culver.

That was great.

-Thanks, my friend. -No, thank you.

We had the best trip ever: the food, the crew.

The beach picnic.

So much laughing, like, the best time.

Oh, thanks, Jack.

Thank you.

This is a little token of our appreciation.

It was amazing to have you guys. Thank you.

-See you, guys. -See you, guys.

All right, guys. Civvies on.

Let’s have a meeting later on. I’ll call you on the radio.

Woo!

Number two done. Let’s go, baby.

Why do you look so sexy?

You trying to impress someone?

-You. -Oh, my, really?

I love it when it’s about me.

Yes, girl.

All crew, all crew.

Can we all meet in the main salon for the tip meeting?

Thank you.

Grab a spot.

Can I sit by you guys?

-Should I move up? -If you could, yes.

Right, charter two’s done.

First and foremost, Culver, good to have you back.

Yep.

Deck team and interior, you’re doing a fantastic job.

But there’s a lot of improvement we can do.

Cheffy, you did a great job.

We need to get out of your own head a little bit.

I just hate the situation

where you’re just constantly having to rest me.

It really annoys me that attitude.

Know that we’re all here as a team to help, okay?

So the tips, anyway, this week were $15,000 US dollars.

So that’s $1,670 each.

So that’s not too bad.

-Well done. -Thank you.

Happy days.

You guys are going out to Hemingway’s tonight

-at 6:30 for dinner. -That’s nice.

So, the helmet tonight...

-Cheffy. -Oh, wow, Cheffy.

I think you’ve got a little bit more improving to go.

And I think this helmet’s going to help you

get out of your own head.

Jason gave me something shiny. I like it.

If we could get that on a ring, that would be great.

Well done, guys. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

-A quarter past. -Can we go?

I just don’t really think it’s fair for everyone else

to take on the issue that you take two hours

to get ready.

If I let Laura off early,

Margot and I are going to have to cover for her again.

With Laura, you give her an inch and she doesn’t take a mile.

She will take the whole journey.

Can’t you just get ready quicker?

Like, you look fine how you are now.

Pack up the aft. Get everything secure.

Heaving lines, everything back in.

Double.

I’m so excited to go out tonight.

Be nice to find a bit of talent out tonight.

Mate, we’ve got talent.

I’m coming with.

[laughing]

All right, we’re done.

Let’s get out of here.

-Ah! -Ah!

[laughing]

Girl, if there’s anything I can do,

whatever you need, because I know you take longer.

No, me neither. You’re so beautiful.

What do I wear?

I love you. Look good.

I like the casual look.

-Seven minutes. -Yeah, I love it.

-You look great. -Margot?

-Guys, let’s go. -Where’s Laura?

She’s not dressed.

We wait for Laura?

Is it time to go?

Laura’s just getting ready.

It’s not six thirty.

-Laura. -Laurr-r-r-a.

Oh!

Ho!

I didn’t know Jack lived here as well.

[sighs]

Hello? Yeah, I’ll be there in two minutes.

What charter was better, one or two?

Two.

Really?

They were so cruisey.

About ----ing time.

-Let’s go. -Let’s go, baby.

I’ve got cheffo and Aesha tonight.

I love it.

-There you go. -What a gentleman he is.

Here we go, baby.

Let’s go.

Let’s go, baby.

-Come on. -Thank you.

Three espresso martinis.

And we’ve got eight beers.

Vodka and soda and six margaritas.

Can I get anyone a drink?

We’ve got six margaritas.

We need to order our food, okay?

So I’m going to get the steak.

I’ll do the surf and turf medium rare.

Margherita pizza.

Porterhouse steak, please.

Can I get a bacon egg and cheese with salt, pepper and ketchup?

Why do you got to to be difficult?

Ah, the cheesy, please.

-And eight tequila shots. -Thanks so much.

Holy sh--.

Cheers!

Charter number two. We’re here.

Woo!

Thank you.

Try it. Go on.

You’re feeding me?

Harry and Margot.

They’re like two 14-year-olds on their first date.

It’s hard to watch.

Culver, Culver.

Are we going or what?

Yeah, yeah, go, go, go.

Lick your hand.

Boy.

Cool, dawg.

[bleep]

I’m going to smoke.

To the bathroom, is that all right?

Bathroom? Is that way?

You don’t need to tell me twice.

Can I sit here?

Yeah, yeah.

No, no, no. On you.

Damn, girl. You’re feeling frisky again tonight.

Now, we said we were friends.

Friends that [bleep].

Yeah.

They do, they do.

They appreciate each other.

You having fun?

So much fun.

What do you think about Laura?

Did you see her as a friend?

You like Culver?

I think he’s cute.

I’m a sucker for extreme positive attitudes.

Yeah.

If he was a dick, wouldn’t even look at him.

Doesn’t matter what you look like.

Do you know what I mean?

Margot, Margot.

Stick your tongue in his ear.

-Right. -No.

Give me three more shots.

-Oh my God. -Four more, five more.

Oh, please, Harry. He’s like, "Oh, oh."

No. I’m trying to play hard to get.

It’s not working.

Can’t we dance?

I feel like we can dance right there.

We can have our own dance party.

Ah!

This girl has some like crazy twinkle in her eye.

And you don’t know whether she’s going to absolutely love you

or just absolutely devour you.

And I’m a little bit scared of her, to be honest.

But Laura’s giving me that attention

that I’m not getting from Margot.

Honey!

-I do know that. -Stop trying!

How are you feeling?

For who are you feeling?

Margot’s nice.

You don’t feel it between us?

-A little bit. -We’re out here to have fun.

I can’t believe the girl with the gold crown

is making out with him.

[Margot shouts]

Luke and Laura are making out right now.

How are you feeling, jealous?

No, I’m so happy.

Oh, he’s another [bleep]boy.

Flirting with me and giving me a lot of attention

and then suddenly he’s giving it to someone else.

Of course, I’m going to feel a little bit like, what the hell?

But that’s human nature to feel a little bit jealous.

What?

Why?

Next time on "Below Deck Down Under..."

[shouting]

Bend over.

Laura?

This is fireworks.

I’d love a little three-way.

Excuse you.

Margot, I’ve been chosen. Go away.

Cheffy, we’ve got dietary restrictions.

No dairy, no wheat. No red meat.

Little Miss Fussypots.

These guys are fun!

Let’s go!

Go, go, go, go!

For your first course, you’ve got the lamb lollipop.

I don’t eat this.

She doesn’t eat red meat

and she wants a taco like the other girl.

Unfortunately, she’s used all of that up.

They only have one tostada?

It just feels unprofessional.

----ing [bleep].