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Would you fuck another girl?

Yeah. I'd probably fuck another girl.

You would not fuck another girl!

Not one of you hoes.

Some bitches are hot.

I've kissed a girl before,in sixth grade.

As a dare.

What about you Emily?

Would you slide the slit?

My cousin's too much of a prude.

I'm not sayingthat I don't like dick.

I'm just sayingthat it might be fun to experiment.

Sex with guys gets old.It's all...

No!

God, I think I'm gonna...

Sounds like my first timewith a Bae Boy.

Sounds like my first,second, third...

I can't even rememberwho was the first one.

It was a damn fuck-athon.

What about you, Ems?

What about me?

What was your first time like?

I'm not gonna talk about that.

You're a virgin.

Of course.

Yeah, she needs a Bae boy.

Ew, come on. No.

Girl's got something against robots.

I've got something against sex bots.

The first time,

I prefer it to be real, thanks.

Trust me, where it counts,

they're very real.

Hey, Ems.

Emily, I want you to meetmy friend Justin.

Justin, this is my cousin Emily.

Hi.

Well, I'll leave you two to it.

Wait, what?

- Are you going to school?- Graduated.

Two years early.I start college in fall.

That's impressive.

And expensive.

Look at Mrs.I-don't-want-to-be-with-a-bae-bot.

Very nice.

What?

Well since you don't like Bae bots,

let us take him off your hands.

- What the hell?- I thought you knew.

Knew what?

Karen's hella rich so she can affordto rent Justin out for the night.

So Justin's...

Entertainment.

Hi.

Do you mind if I join you?

You're not reallyinto parties, right?

What makes you think that?

Well for starters, you're up here.

You know, I've seenhow everybody looks at you.

And how do they look at me?

Kind of like,you looking at me right now.

No, I'm not.

Yeah, but I can tell.

You think I'm a rabid monster.

Ok, maybe not a rabid monster.

I don't bite.

Do you believe me?

I'm sorry, I gotta go.

Out here.

Don't be silly.I just want to have fun.

Why the long face?

What's next on the menu?

Excuse me.

Sorry, he's with me.

Are you ok?

Should I stop?

No.

Is everything OK?

Yeah.

Jesus, Stace! Keep it down!

What the fuck?

How could you?

You thought that nonsensehe was spouting wasn't a line?

He's an android, Ems.

He's programmed to make a sale.

They all do.

I didn't want you to make a decision

that you were going to regretfor the rest of your life!

Cut the shit, Stacy.

Just because you fucked a few guys

doesn't qualify you to teach mea few life lessons.

This isn't real.

Maybe not.

But the heartbreak is.

Are you ok?

I would like to returna defective model.

Justin.