Original subtitles

WOO!

YEAH, COME ON!

YAH!

OOF!

OOH!

AAH!

AH!

YEAH!

COME ON, LET'S GO!

OOF!

OH!

OOH!

OOH!

OH!

HA!

OW!

OH!

OH!

AH!

OH...

HA!

HUT, HUT, HUT!

THIS GUY'S NO PROBLEM, MAN.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

OOH!

OOF!

YEAH, YEAH!

YEAH, COME ON!

OOF!

OH!

OH, SHIT.

GONNA GET YOU IN RIGHT AWAY.

JUST HANG ON, OKAY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

I JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP BY

AND WISH YOU LUCK.

WE DON'T NEED ANY LUCK.

YOU'RE WELCOME, CHUCK.

NO, I MEAN,

WE'VE BEEN TRAINING.

I KNOW.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.

SO, ARE YOU GONNA COME

AND WATCH?

NO.

OH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

I'M NOT INTERESTED

IN WATCHING YOU GET HURT.

OH, YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

YEAH, I DO.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET

AND HE'S ALREADY PUSSY-WHIPPED.

OH, SHUT UP.

HONEY, LISTEN--

I'M NOT GONNA GET HURT.

IT'S ONLY A SPORT.

YOU CALL THAT

A SPORT?

YEAH!

WHERE YOU GOING?

IF THAT HAPPENS TO YOU,

YOU JUST REMEMBER I WARNED YOU.

HEY...

WHAT ABOUT ME?

OH, GO TO HELL.

GO OUT THERE AND KICK

SOME ASS!

YOU GOT IT.

YOU COMIN'?

IN A MINUTE.

Man OnMR. INGERTHALER,

PLEASE REPORT TO MATERNITY.

MR. INGERTHALER TO MATERNITY.

THANKS.

THIS WAS HIS FIRST FIGHT,

AND HE'LL BE LUCKY TO HEAL

IN A MONTH.

YOU CAN'T TRAIN FOREVER.

SOONER OR LATER,

YOU GOTTA FIGHT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO MATCH HIM

WITH A GUY 20 POUNDS HEAVIER

WHO'S A KNOWN ANIMAL.

DON'T START WITH ME,

JOHNNY.

I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT.

IT'S NOT THE SAME.

HEY, DOC!

DETECTIVE.

WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?

WELL, WE HAD A DRIVE-BY

SHOOTING.

THEY'RE WORKIN' ON THE KID

RIGHT NOW.

LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND YOU GOT

A GANG KID IN HERE.

HE'S NOT A GANG MEMBER.

OH, REALLY?

REALLY.

DETECTIVE LOPEZ,

THIS IS MY COUSIN, TERRY WOO.

YEAH, HOW YOU DOIN'?

LISTEN, I HEAR THIS KID'S

GOT A COUPLE OF BUSTED RIBS.

WE FIGHT IN THE RING.

AND IT'S UNDERGROUND

AND NOT SANCTIONED.

BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN

YOU'RE NOT IN THE RING?

LOPEZ, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

THEY'RE NOT OUT USING DRUGS.

THEY'RE NOT SHOOTING PEOPLE.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE THEM

ALONE?

OH, I GET IT.

THIS IS KINDA LIKE 'NAM.

YOU GUYS LIKE TO STICK

TOGETHER, DON'T YOU?

EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M OFF.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I'LL FIGHT THIS GUY.

I'LL KICK HIS BUTT...

RIGHT NOW!

WHOOP!

I HAD SOME OF BRUCE LEE'S...

FAVORITE DRINK.

WA-TAH!

MM...

MMM.

AAH!

AH!

GET HIM!

OH!

AH!

OW!

MMM...

AAH!

AH!

EEYAH!

UGH!

OH!

YAH!

EXCUSE ME.

I NEED SOME TEA.

TEA?

YOU KNOW... TEA?

AND CHOPSTICKS.

RIGHT... CHOPSTICKS.

HOW WAS HOSPITAL?

SOME GOT SICK,

SOME GOT WELL.

MY GOODNESS,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

FOR BOOTH THREE.

YOU'RE CRAZY.

LET THE WAITER DO IT!

OH, A MASQUERADE BALL.

UM... YOU KNOW, COSTUME?

IT'S DIFFICULT TO EAT

NOODLES WITH CHOPSTICKS.

YOU SPEAK ENGLISH

REALLY WELL.

THANK YOU.

SO DO YOU.

COME ON!

ManYEAH!

OOF!

UGH!

AAH!

YEAH!

OOF!

OOH!

UGH!

AAH!

YOU LIKE THE REST OF THAT?

BRING ME TERRY WOO!

NOW!

ALL FINISHED?

YES, THANK YOU.

SO, HOW WAS IT?

GOOD, VERY GOOD.

I USUALLY HAVE MU SHU PORK.

YOU SHOULD TRY

GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN.

HOUSE SPECIALTY.

REALLY?

IT'S GOOD TO TRY SOMETHING

DIFFERENT.

DON'T FORGET YOUR FORTUNE

COOKIE.

WHAT'S UP, SIS?

GLORIA, YOU KNOW MY SISTER,

DON'T YOU?

YEAH.

WHERE'S CHUCK?

HERE HE COMES.

OH, MY GOD!

I WARNED YOU.

I WARNED YOU!

CLEAN YOURSELF UP, MAN.

YOU LOOK LIKE THE GUY I FOUGHT.

HE AIN'T PRETTY NO MORE.

YOU REALLY KICKED SOME ASS.

I ALWAYS DO.

HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT DID.

AW, COME ON!

WHERE'S THE WAITER?

COME ON, LET'S GO!

IT WAS THAT LAST ROUNDHOUSE

THAT PUT HIM DOWN,

LET ME TELL YOU.

RIGHT, RIGHT DOWN.

ON THE CANVAS.

I SEEN HIS HEAD HIT IT

SO HARD IT BOUNCED.

WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

NOTHING.

P.M.S.

OH, SHUT UP!

COME ON, WE'RE JUST

HAVIN' FUN.

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

HE'S YOUR BROTHER.

YOU KNOW, YOU WERE SUPPOSED

TO MEET ME HERE TONIGHT ALONE.

GOD, WE NEVER SPEND ANY TIME

TOGETHER.

WE'RE TOGETHER NOW.

COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO.

COME ON.

I'M GONNA WALK.

NO, I'M NOT HUNGRY.

I ATE ALREADY.

YOU GO TO BED.

A HAMBURGER.

YOU KNOW, JOHNNY,

YOU REALLY OUGHTA COME DOWN

TO THE FIGHTS FRIDAY NIGHT.

I'M TOO BUSY.

AW, COME ON.

YOU COULD MAKE TIME.

I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A FIGHTER.

I KNOW BETTER.

I'VE SEEN YOU FIGHT BEFORE.

YOU BEAT 'EM UP,

I PATCH 'EM UP.

HOW'D YOU GET HOME?

I TOOK A CAB.

WHAT ARE YOU SO MAD

AT ME FOR?

BECAUSE YOU'RE AN OBNOXIOUS

JERK.

ARE YOU TWO FIGHTING?

HEY, YOU KNOW,

CHUCK'S FIGHTIN' AGAIN

NEXT WEEK.

HE'D REALLY LIKE IT IF YOU'D

BE THERE.

YEAH, I'M SURE HE WOULD.

THERE'S A LOT OF BABES

WHO'D LIKE TO BE IN CHUCK'S

CORNER.

WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT

TO GET IN THE WAY OF ANY BABES.

AH...

FEELS GOOD.

CAREFUL-- DON'T WANNA

GET YOUR HAIR WET.

IT'S REAL HOT OVER HERE.

THIS IS MY SON TERRY,

AND THIS IS MY NEPHEW JOHNNY.

THIS IS LEE CHING TONG.

SHE'S DAUGHTER OF TONG YU,

AND SHE'S STUDYING

TO BE A NURSE.

THAT'S GREAT.

JOHNNY HERE'S A DOCTOR.

AN INTERN.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

LEE IS GOING TO HELP ME

WITH MY LAUNDRY.

YOU KNOW, JOHNNY, I THINK

YOU OUGHTA SETTLE DOWN.

GETTIN' KIND OF OLD.

OLD?

COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU OLD.

OKAY, BUT...

I'VE BEEN WORKIN' OUT

A LITTLE BIT.

YEAH.

GOT A FEW TRICKS FOR YOU

HERE.

OKAY, COME ON.

YOU READY FOR THIS?

COME ON.

OW!

OH!

OKAY...

WANT SOME MORE?

YEAH, I GOT MORE.

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

YOUNG STUFF'S GOT PLENTY.

READY FOR THIS?

HA!

AAH!

OOF!

AH... NOT BAD FOR AN OLD MAN.

HAD ENOUGH?

NO.

NOT YET.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

HA!

HO!

WHOA!

OOF!

I GOT ONE MORE THING HERE

FOR YOU...

OKAY, WHAT DO YOU GOT?

READY?

YOU HAD ENOUGH?

YEAH, COME ON.

HAD ENOUGH YET?

ME?

HA!

UGH!

HA!

HAA!

WHOA!

OH, EXCUSE ME.

IT'S OKAY, I'M FINISHED.

DID YOU KNOW I TAUGHT

BRUCE LEE?

YEAH, I WAS HIS TEACHER.

YEAH, HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW

TO SWIM UNTIL I TAUGHT HIM.

DID YOU SEE ME AT THE, UH,

JOHNNY CARSON SHOW?

YEAH, I WAS ON FRONT ROW.

I WAS AT THE FRONT ROW.

HEY!

HI.

HOW'VE YOU BEEN?

GET HIM!

HOLY TOMATO... YOU GUYS

ARE IN BIG TROUBLE...

RIGHT NOW.

WAH!

WAIT!

THIS IS CALLED "MONKEY

STILL PINCHES."

AAH!

WAAH!

AH!

OOH!

OW!

OH!

AAH!

OH...

NIGHT OFF?

YEAH.

WANNA GET SOME DINNER?

JUST FINISHED.

WHAT'S THIS?

NOTHING.

IT'S FOR WORK.

WORK AT THE CIRCUS?

I GOTTA GO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

I WANNA TAKE A BREAK.

AFTER ONE SONG?

I DIDN'T BRING MY HELMET.

YOU'RE STILL MAD

ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

I'M NOT MAD.

NO, I CAN TELL.

YOU'RE STILL MAD.

CHUCK, I'M NOT MAD.

OKAY, FINE.

FINE.

WANNA DANCE?

THAT WOULD BE NICE.

HEY, CHUCK!

COME HERE!

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I PROMISE.

IT'S OKAY, GO AHEAD.

COME ON, COME ON!

KWONG'S IN THE HOSPITAL.

WHAT HAPPENED?

FOUR SURFERS, RIGHT IN

THE MIDDLE OF VENICE.

ONE OF THEM WAS THE GUY

I FOUGHT FRIDAY NIGHT.

I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM

COME TO CHINATOWN AND TRY THIS.

LET'S GO FIND THEM.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE...

AND I THINK MY CRAZY COUSIN'S

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF 'EM.

WELL, WELL, WELL...

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

YOU GUYS WANNA TELL ME

WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU TELL ME.

WELL, IT WOULD APPEAR

YOUR FRIEND GOT HIS ASS KICKED.

IT SURE DOES.

I DON'T SUPPOSE ANYBODY

KNOWS WHO DID IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHO DID IT.

YOU GUYS KNOW WHO DID IT?

I THINK IT WAS A POLICE

BRUTALITY CASE.

WHAT ARE YOU, A WISE GUY?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK KWONG

WHO DID IT?

YOU GUYS DON'T SEEM

TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.

I CAN EITHER BE YOUR FRIEND...

OR I CAN BE YOUR BIGGEST

PAIN IN THE ASS.

THAT'S A CHOICE?

LOOK, WE DON'T KNOW

ANYTHING, BUT IF WE FIND

SOMETHING OUT,

WE'LL LET YOU KNOW.

YEAH, YOU DO THAT.

I'LL BE EASY TO FIND.

I'LL BE RIGHT OVER

YOUR SHOULDER.

HE'S STILL OVER TALKING

TO BRAD.

IT'S A GUY THING.

YEAH...

SO... WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

JOHNNY.

I'M JULIE.

I KNOW.

DO I KNOW YOU?

YOU'RE THE WAITER?

LET'S DANCE.

NOT NOW.

WHO'S JULIE'S NEW BOYFRIEND?

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

TALKIN' ABOUT?

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

CHUCK, WE WERE JUST DANCING.

GET OUTTA THE WAY.

COMIN' THROUGH.

MOVE IT.

HEY...

WHAT THE HELL'S THIS?

PEARL HARBOR?

I CAME FOR MY COUSIN.

YEAH?

IN HOW MANY PIECES?

GET OUTTA HERE.

I DON'T GET IT, MAN.

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU

DOING THERE?

I MET THIS GIRL

THE OTHER NIGHT,

AND I WANTED TO TALK TO HER.

COULDN'T USE THE TELEPHONE?

I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL.

TOO SOON.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

FIRST, YOU FIND A GOOD

CHINESE WIFE.

THENYOU GET AN AMERICAN

GIRLFRIEND.

TODAY I WENT TO THE MARKET

AND I MET SOO CHUNG.

SHE'S FROM SHANGHAI,

AND SHE HAS A VERY NICE

DAUGHTER.

AUNT MEI, I REALLY

APPRECIATE YOU LOOKING OUT

FOR ME, BUT PLEASE DON'T

INTRODUCE ME TO ANY

MORE WOMEN.

WHY NOT?

I'M JUST NOT READY

RIGHT NOW.

NOT READY?

YOU ARE 32 YEARS OLD.

HE'S GONE CRAZY OVER

THAT...

IS THAT TRUE?

HE'S IN LOVE.

HMPH.

NO, IT'S NOT TRUE.

I'M JUST-- I JUST MET HER,

THAT'S ALL.

BOOTH THREE?

HMM.

YEAH.

CHUCK WAS SO PISSED.

WE WERE JUST DANCING.

IT'S WHO YOU WERE DANCING

WITH.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS CUTE.

I THINK I'M GONNA GO

TRY THIS ON.

THIS IS REALLY DIFFICULT

FOR ME TO SAY...

BUT YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY.

I CAN'T EAT, I CAN'T SLEEP.

MY HEAD'S SPINNING.

MY HEART'S POUNDING.

I WAS BORN IN CHINA...

AND I HAD SO MANY DREAMS

OF COMING HERE.

BUT I NEVER IMAGINED THIS.

MAYBE I WAS WRONG TO COME.

I ONLY HOPE THAT YOU

FEEL THE SAME WAY.

IF YOU DO, PLEASE,

COME OUT AND TELL ME.

IF NOT... I'LL JUST LEAVE.

I WON'T CAUSE YOU ANY MORE

TROUBLE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

HE DID ALL THE TALKING.

HE'S QUITE A TALKER.

AH, I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

I DON'T SEE HIM.

MAYBE HE'S OFF TONIGHT.

LET'S JUST GO.

WELL, AREN'T YOU HUNGRY?

I DON'T THINK THIS

IS A GOOD IDEA.

WELL, I'M HUNGRY.

EXCUSE ME--

YOUR NAME, PLEASE.

NO RESERVATION TONIGHT.

WE VERY, VERY BOOKED.

NO TICKET...

PLEASE, FORGIVE US.

THANK YOU.

SOMETIMES, THEY FORGET

WHERE THEY COME FROM.

PLEASE, SIT DOWN.

JULIE, THE GUY'S NOT HERE.

CAN WE JUST GO HOME?

COME ON.

THERE WAS A WAITER HERE

LAST WEEK NAMED JOHNNY.

NO WAITER NAMED JOHNNY.

YES-- LAST WEEK.

NO WAITER.

JOHNNY IS MY NEPHEW.

AH... BOOTH THREE.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE

I COULD FIND HIM?

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

UM... 22.

OH, GOOD AGE TO HAVE

CHILDREN.

I'M SORRY?

WHAT DID YOU HAVE

FOR BREAKFAST?

BACON AND EGGS.

YOU DO YOUR OWN COOKING?

NO McMUFFIN?

NO, NO McMUFFIN.

DO YOU HAVE PAIN HERE?

I FEEL FINE.

PAIN IN YOUR HEART?

MAYBE?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO

TO HOSPITAL?

YOU THINK I SHOULD GO

TO THE HOSPITAL.

I THINK I SHOULD GO HOME.

THANK YOU.

ONE MOMENT.

I'LL CHECK.

HE WAS RELEASED THIS MORNING.

DOCTOR, HOLD ON.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF.

NAH, I NEED THE OVERTIME.

MS. MARSHALL...

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE?

WELL, I HAVEN'T BEEN

FEELING WELL LATELY.

WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS?

I DON'T HAVE AN APPETITE.

MM-HMM.

AND MY HEAD'S BEEN SPINNING.

AND MY HEART, KIND OF POUNDING.

MM-HMM.

AND I'VE BEEN

HAVING TROUBLE...

SLEEPING.

THAT'S RIGHT.

HOW DOES THIS FEEL?

WONDERFUL.

LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD.

TAKE YOUR SWEATER OFF,

PLEASE.

WHAT?

YOUR SWEATER.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

GOOD.

ANOTHER ONE.

SO...

WHAT DO YOU THINK I NEED?

IT'S A GOOD THING

YOU CAME.

MARIA, PREPARE THE OPERATING

THEATRE.

WE'RE GOING INTO IMMEDIATE

SURGERY.

I NEED A BONESAW

AND A RIB SPREADER.

A-- A BONE SPREADER?

RIGHT AWAY, DOCTOR.

WHAT YOU HAVE IS AN EXTREME

CASE OF CARDIO-INFLAMMATORY

NEURALGIA, BROUGHT ON BY

INCREASED ABDOMINAL PRESSURE.

I NEED SURGERY?

THERE MIGHT BE ONE

OTHER WAY TO CURE IT.

WHAT?

HAVE LUNCH WITH ME TOMORROW.

I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOU

ANYMORE.

I'M SORT OF ENGAGED.

WE'RE... SUPPOSED TO GET

MARRIED NEXT SEPTEMBER.

CONGRATULATIONS.

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF WE ARE.

BEFORE YOU MARRY SOMEONE,

YOU SHOULD BE SURE.

I KNOW.

WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT

FOR SIX YEARS.

EVERYBODY JUST ASSUMED

WE'D GET MARRIED.

HELL, I ASSUMED IT.

BUT NOW...

I DON'T KNOW.

WHEN IT'S RIGHT,

YOU'LL KNOW.

SO... WE CAN AT LEAST

BE FRIENDS.

RIGHT.

WELL... GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

WHERE THE HELL

HAVE YOU BEEN?

OH, YOU SCARED THE SHIT

OUTTA ME!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

IN THE DARK?

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

FOR THREE HOURS.

OH, CHUCK, I FORGOT.

YOU KNOW, AND ALL I EVER

HEAR FROM YOU IS THAT

WE NEVER SPEND ENOUGH TIME

ALONE TOGETHER.

I'M SORRY.

AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO

TO A MOVIE, AND YOU FORGOT?

YOU FORGOT.

I SAID I'M SORRY.

WHERE WERE YOU?

UM, WELL, I--

YOU WHAT?

I-- I WAS AT WORK--

WITH THAT BITCH WENDY.

YOU SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER

THAN YOU DO WITH ME.

I'M SORRY.

WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

NOTHING.

LOOK AT ME.

IT'S LATE.

CHUCK... NO.

BUT I WANT YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

FINE.

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CALL

WHEN YOU DO?

WHY'S A SURFBOARD

LIKE A TOILET?

WHY?

'CAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS

AN ASSHOLE ON IT.

YEAH,

YOU RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

BUT WE AIN'T GONNA FIND

ANY ASSHOLES TODAY.

MAYBE OVER THERE

BY THE SHITTER.

LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT.

SO, YOU GUYS GOT A YEN

FOR THE BEACH?

THIS THE GUY THAT BEAT UP

KWONG?

THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME.

IT TOOK FOUR OF YOU

SURF RATS TO TAKE CARE

OF KWONG.

YOU GOT IT WORSE.

YOU GOTTA FIGHT ME.

AH!

OW!

COME ON, TOUGH GUY.

AAH!

UGH!

WAAH!

HAH!

HO!

COME ON.

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

WAIT.

MARK, COME HERE.

GO EASY ON HIM.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

TERRY WOO.

TEN OF HIS GUYS JUMPED ME.

WHEN I GET HIM IN THE RING,

I'LL KICK HIS ASS.

WE'RE NOT GONNA WAIT

TO GET ANYONE IN THE RING.

I WANT ALL THOSE ASSHOLES...

NOW!

WHAT IS THIS?

I'M TIRED OF YOU GUYS

COMIN' INTO THIS COUNTRY

LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE.

I WAS BORN HERE.

YEAH, WELL, I SAW WHAT

YOU GUYS DID TO BUD, MAN.

WELL, THAT WAS FOR WHAT

YOU DID TO KWONG.

WELL, THAT LITTLE

BUDDHA-HEAD SHOULDN'T HAVE

BEEN IN VENICE!

WELL, YOU KEN DOLLS

SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

OH!

AH!

AH!

OOF!

UGH!

OOH!

UGH!

AAH!

OH!

OW!

AAH!

OH!

OH!

UGH!

OH!

GET ON THE GROUND!

DO IT NOW!

OKAY, OKAY!

OKAY!

HOLD IT!

MAYBE WE CAN SOLVE WITHOUT WAR.

TWO GUYS-- IN THE RING.

I WANT YOU.

NO, HE'S MINE.

YOUR BEST AGAINST OUR BEST.

WHEN?

A MONTH.

YOU'LL NEED TIME TO TRAIN.

HAH!

SIXTH STREET BRIDGE.

BE THERE.

LOPEZ!

Man OnDOCTOR KRUGER,

DOCTOR BARIER TO O.R.

CODE BLUE.

HEY, DOC, WHY DON'T YOU

TELL ME AGAIN

WHAT UPSTANDING CITIZENS

THESE GANGS ARE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THERE WAS JUST A WAR

IN CHINATOWN, AND YOUR COUSIN

AND HIS FRIENDS WERE RIGHT

IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU GOT THREE IN YOUR

EMERGENCY ROOM AND THOSE

ARE ONLY THE BYSTANDERS.

I'M SURE TERRY

WASN'T INVOLVED.

I WAS THERE!

I'LL TALK TO HIM!

I'LL FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED.

GOOD, YOU DO THAT.

LET ME ACQUAINT YOU WITH

A FEW FACTS OF LIFE HERE, PAL.

GANGS DEAL DRUGS.

NOW, WHERE DO THEY GET

THESE DRUGS?

SOMETIMES THESE DRUGS

DISAPPEAR FROM HOSPITALS.

GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE.

I DON'T LIKE YOU, AND I RESENT

THE HELL OUTTA YOUR

IMPLICATION.

OH, I'M NOT IMPLYIN'

ANYTHING.

I'M STATIN' A FACT.

I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT THAT.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD,

BECAUSE IF I FIND OUT YOU DO,

I'M GONNA BE ALL OVER YOU

LIKE WHITE ON RICE.

PARDON THE EXPRESSION.

SO?

SO?

SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

20 SHOW UP

IN CHINATOWN, STANDIN' AROUND

LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?

LOPEZ SHOWED UP

AT THE HOSPITAL.

JOHNNY, WHAT COULD I DO?

THEY TELL KWONG THEY WANNA

TALK.

I GO, WE ARGUE.

THE GUY KICKS ME IN THE HEAD

AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE.

ALL I'M SAYING IS

LOPEZ IS OUT TO GET YOU GUYS.

THIS VIOLENCE HAS GOTTA STOP.

THIS IS NOT MY FAULT.

HAH!

HAH, HAH, HAH!

HO!

HAI, HAI, HAI!

OH, NO, DON'T TELL ME

YOU'RE INTO THAT STUFF, TOO.

TAI CHI ISN'T LIKE

WHAT YOUR BROTHER DOES.

IT'S MORE FOR HEALTH

AND MEDITATION.

BUT IT'S STILL A MARTIAL ART.

LET'S GO TO THE BEACH...

AND I'LL SHOW YOU SOME OF MY

SECRET CHINESE TECHNIQUES.

HEY, YOU GUYS WANT

A PICTURE?

ONLY TWO BUCKS.

OKAY.

LET'S GET ONE.

OKAY, YOU GUYS GET TOGETHER,

NOW.

SMILE.

PERFECT.

HERE YOU GO.

HERE YOU GO.

YAAH!

EYAH!

THIS IS CALLED

"WAVING HANDS IN CLOUDS".

LIKE THIS?

RELAX.

I LIKE IT, BUT I DON'T SEE

HOW IT'S GONNA DEFEND ANYBODY.

WISE MEN SAY "BEFORE YOU CAN

CONQUER OTHERS, YOU MUST FIRST

CONQUER YOURSELF."

DID YOU GET THAT

FROM CONFUCIUS?

NO-- FORTUNE COOKIE.

HA!

AAH!

COME ON.

AAH!

AAAH!

SEE YA.

HA!

HAI!

HAI!

CHINESE NEW YEAR

IS THE MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY

OF THE YEAR FOR US.

ON NEW YEAR'S EVE,

WE HAVE TO PAY OFF

ALL OUR DEBTS

AND START THE YEAR FRESH.

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE CLEAN,

BECAUSE TODAY WE'RE NOT ALLOWED

TO CLEAN ANYTHING.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE YOU WOULD SWEEP AWAY

ALL YOUR GOOD LUCK

FOR THE YEAR.

THE DRAGON IS A MOST POWERFUL

ANIMAL.

HE'S VERY GOOD LUCK.

ARE THOSE DOGS?

NO.

THEY'RE LIONS.

YELLOW LIONS ARE THE PEKING.

THESE ARE THE CANTONESE.

MANY YEARS AGO IN CHINA,

A HUGE BEAST WOULD COME DOWN

FROM THE MOUNTAINS

TO THE FARMS.

HE WOULD EAT ALL THE CROPS

AND THEN STEAL AWAY

THE CHILDREN.

ONE DAY, A LION CAME

FROM THE FOREST

AND SCARED AWAY THE BEAST.

EVER SINCE THEN ON NEW YEAR'S,

WE DO THE DANCE OF THE LION--

TO SCARE THE EVIL SPIRITS AWAY

FOR ANOTHER YEAR.

OH.

AND IS THIS A TRUE STORY?

YOU'LL SEE THEM NIBBLING ON

THE CORNERS OF THE BUILDINGS,

BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE

THE EVIL SPIRITS HIDE.

ON THE CORNERS?

OF COURSE.

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW

THE EVIL SPIRITS

HIDE IN THE CORNERS?

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

YOU HAVE TO COME TO DINNER

WITH ME TONIGHT,

AND HAVE A TRADITIONAL

NEW YEAR'S DINNER

WITH AUNT MEI.

I CAN'T DO THAT.

I'M NOT READY FOR IT.

COME ON.

Aunt I'M SORRY

FOOD IS NOT SO MUCH.

THIS IS A FEAST.

OH, NO, IT'S NOT SO MUCH.

BUT PLEASE EAT ANYWAY.

AUNT MEI KNOWS CHINESE

ASTROLOGY.

AH, MY UNCLE IS A...

.

THAT MEANS FORTUNE TELLER.

AND WHEN THE CHILDREN

IN A FAMILY WANT TO GET

MARRIED, WE SEND THEM

TO UNCLE.

AND HE WILL SAY

IS IT OKAY OR NOT.

JULIE'S THE YEAR

OF THE HORSE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

THE HORSE IS GOOD.

UH, THEY'RE VERY SMART--

STRONG-MINDED.

BUT MEN DON'T LIKE TO MARRY

A WOMAN THAT IS THAT SMART

AND THAT STRONG-MINDED.

BUT FOR A MAN THAT

IS STRONG-MINDED AND IS A TIGER

OR A DRAGON, THEN IT'S OKAY.

WHAT YEAR ARE YOU?

DON'T YOU KNOW?

NO.

HE IS A DRAGON.

YAAH!

HI.

HI.

WHAT'S THIS?

I JUST CAME TO APOLOGIZE.

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.

I'M SORRY ABOUT

THE OTHER NIGHT.

IT'S OKAY.

YOU KNOW, I DO LOVE YOU.

I KNOW.

WHY DON'T WE GO OUT

AND HAVE SOME DINNER

AND THEN GO DANCING?

NOT TONIGHT.

I'M KINDA TIRED.

COME ON.

WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME.

THAT'S REALLY SWEET,

BUT LET'S DO IT ANOTHER TIME.

FINE.

YAAH!

COME ON, BUD.

HEY...

HAH!

GRANDMA?

UH-HUH?

HI.

I, UM, GOT A PROBLEM.

WHAT?

I MET A MAN.

SO?

I THINK I'M FALLING

IN LOVE WITH HIM.

GRAB THAT.

DO YOU LOVE CHUCK?

I THOUGHT I DID.

NOW YOU'RE NOT SURE.

WELL, I HAVE BEEN WITH CHUCK

SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.

RIGHT.

HE STILL ACTS LIKE HE'S

IN HIGH SCHOOL.

BUT DO YOU LOVE HIM?

I DON'T KNOW.

AND THE OTHER MAN?

JOHNNY?

JOHNNY.

DO YOU LOVE HIM?

WELL... I DON'T KNOW.

YOU'RE HAVING SECOND

THOUGHTS.

WELL...

THIS IS NOT THE END

OF THE WORLD.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BREAK

THE ENGAGEMENT.

EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND.

ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT

THAT SIMPLE.

THIS IS A PROBLEM.

ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING

HOW YOUR FATHER DIED.

WELL, HE'S NOT VIETNAMESE.

HE'S FROM CHINA.

JULIE, I DON'T CARE,

BUT THAT ISN'T GOING TO MAKE

ANY DIFFERENCE TO BRAD.

DOES HE KNOW?

NO.

WELL, MY ADVICE TO YOU

IS NOT TO LET HIM FIND OUT.

AND ANOTHER THING-- BEFORE THIS

GOES ANY FURTHER,

YOU'D BETTER MAKE UP YOUR MIND

WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO

ABOUT CHUCK.

YAH!

EYAH!

I HAD A REALLY GOOD

TIME TONIGHT.

ME, TOO.

WELL, IT'S LATE.

YEAH...

I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW.

ME TOO.

I BETTER GO.

BYE.

COME ON!

OH!

JUST A MINUTE.

HOW YOU DOING?

FINE, JUST FINE.

YOU SURE?

YEAH.

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

WHAT WAS THAT MUSIC

I HEARD?

JUST THE RADIO.

HOW'S CHUCK?

OKAY, I GUESS.

SO EVERYTHING'S FINE

WITH YOU TWO, RIGHT?

SAME OLD, SAME OLD.

THAT'S GOOD.

ARE YOU READY?

ALMOST.

WELL, WELL...

IT WARMS MY HEART ALL OVER

TO SEE RACE RELATIONS IMPROVING

IN OUR CITY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

THERE'S A STORM BREWIN'

IN THE STREETS.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE

TO TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

NO, YOU NEVER DO.

WELL, MISS, WHAT DOES YOUR

FAMILY THINK OF THIS LITTLE

ARRANGEMENT?

JUST LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS.

AND YOU TELL YOUR COUSIN

I'VE HAD IT WITH THE GANG WARS

GOIN' ON ON MY STREETS.

COME ON.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

SO ARE YOU.

HI.

HI, CHUCK, HOW'S IT GOIN'?

GOOD.

JULIE'LL BE OUT IN A SEC.

THANKS.

HEAR YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING

A LOT OF TIME WITH HER LATELY.

YEAH.

HI, SWEETIE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

WELL, I THOUGHT I'D

TAKE YOU OUT TO LUNCH.

OKAY.

I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.

OKAY.

HAVE FUN.

SO, WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT?

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

SO WHAT'S WRONG?

CHUCK, WE NEED TO TALK.

SO TALK.

WHAT'S THIS?

I NEED MORE TIME.

WELL, THE WEDDING'S NOT

FOR SEVEN MONTHS.

ISN'T THAT ENOUGH TIME?

I NEED TIME ALONE.

NO... THAT'S NOT TRUE.

DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

ALL RIGHT, WHO IS IT?

CHUCK, PLEASE.

IS IT THAT GUY AT THE DANCE?

THAT YELLOW PIECE OF SHIT?

IS THAT WHO'S BEHIND THIS?

HE'S A PERSON, NOT A COLOR.

YOU BITCH.

HE'S NOT GONNA BE A PERSON

MUCH LONGER.

YOU TELL YOUR FRIEND TO COME

WATCH BRAD TAKE TERRY APART

TONIGHT.

AND FOR ROUND TWO,

I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS!

WHATEVER HAPPENED

TO "IT'S JUST A SPORT"?

THIS ONE ISN'T FOR SPORT.

HERE, FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET.

HUT, HUT, HUT...

YOU BEEN TRAINING

PRETTY HARD LATELY.

YEP.

HARDER THAN USUAL.

JUST TRYIN' TO STAY

IN SHAPE.

I HEAR THERE'S A BIG

FIGHT TONIGHT.

REALLY?

I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING

ABOUT THAT.

DON'T LIE TO ME.

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

YOU HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING?

OH!

I WANT YOU TO CALL IT OFF.

WHAT DO YOU CARE?

I'M DATING HIS SISTER.

SO?

AAH!

ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN

PISSED ON BY THESE ASSHOLES.

JUST BECAUSE I'M ASIAN,

I GET SHIT ABOUT VIETNAM,

I GET SHIT ABOUT JAPAN--

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.

WELL, TONIGHT'S PAYBACK

TIME.

YOU CAN FIND HATE

EVERYWHERE.

BUT THE IMPORTANT THING'S

FINDING LOVE.

LOVE?

I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

WELL, HOW AM I GONNA

CALL THE FIGHT OFF?

HOW'S IT GONNA LOOK?

TO HELL WITH THEM.

YOU'RE NOT THE ONE

LOSIN' FACE.

OKAY...

TELL 'EM YOU WANNA FIGHT

THE WAY THEY USED TO

IN THAILAND.

YOU MEAN WITH THE BROKEN

GLASS ON THE HANDS?

ARE YOU NUTS?

LOOK, THIS WAY HE'LL BE

THE ONE WHO'S BACKING DOWN.

WHAT IF HE DOESN'T?

HE'S NOT CRAZY.

OKAY.

HI.

HI.

IS ANYBODY HERE?

NO.

I TALKED TO BRAD--

AND COULDN'T STOP HIM.

IT'S TAKEN CARE OF.

THEY'RE NOT GONNA FIGHT.

WHAT DID YOU DO?

I TALKED WITH TERRY.

AND HE LISTENED?

YEAH.

OH, THANK GOD.

HOPE YOU MADE OUT YOUR WILL.

I'M ONLY GONNA DO THIS

ONE WAY.

YEAH?

WE FIGHT THAI-STYLE--

WITH BROKEN GLASS.

LET'S DO IT.

SO... HOW'D YOU CONVINCE

TERRY NOT TO FIGHT?

IN THE OLD DAYS,

IN THAILAND, FIGHTERS

USED TO FIGHT WITH GLASS

ON THEIR FISTS.

I TOLD TERRY TO TELL YOUR

BROTHER THAT THAT'S THE ONLY

WAY HE'D FIGHT-- THAT WAY BRAD

WOULD BE THE ONE TO BACK DOWN.

HE'S CRAZY.

HE'LL DO IT.

COME ON.

NO, I'M TELLING YOU,

HE'S INSANE.

GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.

I'M GOING WITH YOU.

THAT'S IT.

YEAH!

COME ON!

GET UP.

YEAH, TERRY, THAT'S IT!

COME ON, BRAD!

BREAK HIS LEG!

COME ON!

LET'S GO!

OH!

THAT'S IT.

FINISH HIM, BRAD!

YAAH!

UGH!

FINISH HIM!

YAAH!

NO!

YAH!

I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU,

BRAD.

COPS!

YOU'RE GOIN' TO THE FUNERAL?

YEP.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S

SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

I REALLY DON'T CARE

WHAT YOU THINK ANYMORE.

WOULD YOU TELL ME HOW

YOU COULD LEAVE CHUCK

FOR THAT GOOK?

BECAUSE I LOVE HIM,

AND I'LL MARRY HIM

IF HE WANTS ME.

YOU'LL MARRY THAT GUY

OVER MY DEAD BODY.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE

CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE?

YOU KILLED HIS COUSIN!

LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN

TO KILL HIM.

HE'S THE ONE WHO CAME UP

WITH THE IDEA.

BUT I CAN'T SAY MY HEART'S

PUMPIN' PISS WATER 'CAUSE

THERE'S ONE LESS SLOPE

IN THE WORLD.

I'M LEAVING.

YOU'RE NOT GOIN'

TO THE FUNERAL.

BRAD, YOU ARE NOT MY KEEPER.

YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I'M LATE.

I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

OH, DON'T YOU DARE.

YOU DON'T SEEM

TO UNDERSTAND, JULIE.

I MEAN BUSINESS ABOUT THIS.

YOU MAY HAVE ANOTHER FUNERAL

TO ATTEND TOMORROW.

I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

IT'S OKAY.

I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WE JUST COME TO PAY

OUR RESPECTS.

PLEASE, JUST LEAVE.

WE CAME FOR HER.

LET'S GO, JULIE!

YOU'RE NOT STAYIN' HERE.

YOU'RE COMIN' HOME!

NOW!

COME ON, COME ON.

YOU WANT ME?

I'M HERE.

LET'S GO.

COME ON.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

BACK OFF, PUNK!

COME ON!

LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

NOW!

LET'S GO!

FOR GOD'S SAKES,

THIS IS A FUNERAL.

JULIE, WHAT DO YOU

THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE?

JULIE!

COME ON, LET'S GO.

YOU'RE GOIN' HOME

WITH ME NOW!

LET'S GO!

YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!

HE'S RIGHT.

WHAT?

I DON'T BELONG HERE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

LOOK AT ME.

THEY KNOW IT.

AND THEY CERTAINLY KNOW IT.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

JOHNNY, I DON'T LOVE YOU.

JULIE, PLEASE--

I WAS JUST USING YOU

TO MAKE CHUCK JEALOUS.

I NEVER BROKE THE ENGAGEMENT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

OH, YOU DON'T?

WELL, BELIEVE THIS.

CHUCK, WAIT FOR ME!

I'M COMING.

DOCTOR?

DETECTIVE.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE

TO KNOW WE ARRESTED

BRAD MARSHALL.

WHEN?

YESTERDAY.

AND HOW LONG DID YOU

KEEP HIM?

I DON'T KNOW.

NO, YOU DON'T KNOW!

THIS MORNING HE SHOWED UP

AT TERRY'S FUNERAL.

WELL, HE MADE BAIL.

SO WHAT GOOD DID IT DO?

IS THIS YOUR EXAMPLE

OF TRUSTING THE SYSTEM?

HE'LL GO TO TRIAL.

YEAH, AND GET PROBATION.

LOOK, I'M DOING--

I DON'T CARE!

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

DO YOU WANT TO TALK

ABOUT THIS?

NOPE.

WHY DON'T YOU CALL HIM?

WHAT FOR?

BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM.

I HATE HIM.

THE OPPOSITE OF LOVE

IS NOT HATE.

OH, REALLY?

WELL, WHAT IS?

APATHY.

WELL, THAT'S ME.

I COULDN'T CARE LESS.

THEN, UH, YOU WOULDN'T MIND

IF I TOOK THIS?

NO.

GO RIGHT AHEAD.

EXCUSE ME FOR SAYING SO,

BUT THERE'S ONE THING

CONSISTENT WITH BOTH

OUR CULTURES.

WHAT'S THAT?

WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN,

MEN ARE STUPID.

THEY CERTAINLY BAFFLE ME.

ARE YOU AFRAID TO WORK?

TO STRUGGLE, TO PERSIST?

MRS. MARSHALL...

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE

ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IT IS

TO GET OUT OF CHINA.

OR TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE

AND GET THROUGH MED SCHOOL.

BUT I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE

PERSISTING.

THEN WHY DID YOU GIVE UP

JULIE SO EASILY?

I DON'T LOVE HER.

HOGWASH.

SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME.

MORE HOGWASH.

THIS HAS BEEN TAPED

TO HER MIRROR SINCE

THE FIRST NIGHT YOU MET.

RIGHT LEG.

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, GO.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

STEP SIDE.

TWO, THREE.

IT GOES RIGHT BY.

BIG ARMS, TWO, THREE.

GOOD-- TURN IT HERE.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

GOOD, RIGHT LEG.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

DOUBLE HERE.

GOOD.

AND PRESS.

KEEP IT GOING FROM THE TOP.

ONE, TWO, THREE, STEP SIDE.

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHY DID YOU COME HERE?

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

AND I... CAN'T LIVE

WITHOUT YOU.

YOU CAN'T LIVE,

PERIOD.

I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU,

BRAD.

I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE

A CHOICE.

BRAD, STAY OUT OF THIS.

PLEASE.

UGH!

YEAH, JOHNNY!

COME ON, JOHNNY.

COME ON, JOHNNY!

HAH!

OOH!

YEAH!

COME ON, JOHNNY,

KICK HIS ASS.

COME ON!

YEAH!

ALL RIGHT!

I DRINK TO THAT RIGHT NOW.

OH...

THAT'S ENOUGH, BRAD.

GET UP, JOHNNY.

GET UP!

COME ON, LET'S GO!

COME ON!

RIGHT!

I DRINK ONE MORE JUST FOR THAT.

OH!

OOH!

OOF!

KNOCK HIM OUT!

COME ON.

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, BRAD?

COME ON, KICK HIS ASS!

OH!

KNOCK HIM OUT!

RIGHT NOW!

AAH!

OH, SHIT.

AH!

AAH!

OH!

UGH!

OOF!

AAH!

OOH!

COME ON!

GET UP, JOHNNY!

COME AROUND MY SISTER AGAIN,

AND I'LL KILL YOU.

STAY DOWN.

AH!

AAH!

OOH!

YAAH!

JOHNNY!

NO!

YAAH!

OH, GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

CALL AN AMBULANCE!

GET THE FIRST AID KIT!

PUT PRESSURE HERE.