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Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.

Everybody needs a bosom. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. There is a

message in this song, and it is a message about heteronormativeness.

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. I have brought my piano player to play for

you a religious song.

Are you ready? We are going to bring it to you.

Sing this in your villages.

Spread this word.

This is the new message.

Ready?

Everybody needs a bosom.

for a pillow.

Everybody needs a bosom. There's no gays.

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.

Everybody needs a bosom.

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.

Everybody needs a bosom. So we are not going to have gayness in Uganda anymore.

It is a day for celebration.

You can go home and be proud to be from Uganda.

We are going to lock him up.

Amen,

brother.

It's weird.

It's a bit crazy. Yeah, okay. I got an idea. You won't believe it. Maybe we can

do something special today. A different style of plan.

Watch this.

Why don't we start by writing the date down?

Right. What happens on the fourth month on the 20th day on 420?

I don't know. Oh, no, I know what it is.

Those two little brats shot all their friends at school, didn't they?

Okay, well, what else? Columbine. Okay, the Rivoli's on Queen Street. I know

about the Rivoli. What the fuck is underneath it, man?

What is 420?

Industrial strength.

Penguin -style drill.

420's happened before. What have we done? What did we do last 420? And this

the viewing area.

Go!

Drill is right into it.

What else could we do on April 20th?

What's the f***ing thing we can do on April 20th? Drop this f***ing April

No! Why?!

No,

I think I'm gonna do my own thing today.

I'll go out.

I don't need the... I don't need all the... I'll just have it my own day.

fine. Can I do that?

Dude, are you hearing my plan?

Well, let's rehearse something.

You want to play Nintendo?

I know what you want to see. How about I draw a piano?

There's the keys.

You forgot my birthday.

It's your B -day!

Why didn't you say, I'm so sorry I forgot? Oh, my God, forget the plan!

No, we're having a party.

No. Yes, man. No, I don't want a party. Look at Egg on me.

No, I don't want to do that. What kind of fucking friend am I? No, because then

I'm going to have all that attention. I'm not the type of guy that needs

attention. We're going to get you a gift. Come on. Yes, come on. Come on,

it. We're going to the best April 20th ever. We're going to the Eaton Center.

Okay, we made it.

Okay, but why do we have to rush out of there, though? I was all hungry. It's

your B -day, dude. We've got to move fast. We should have had a nice meal

and get proper supplements for the day. You're cranky. You know what? I just

haven't eaten anything, that's all.

You need something to eat, and until you get it, you're going to be in a bad

mood. That's right. It's not every day that people forget your birthday.

It's my friend's birthday today. Oh, is it? Yeah. Cool.

And I understand the hangry thing. You get that all the time. Yeah, that's what

I was just trying to explain to him. Hangry.

He said he didn't eat anything.

We were rushing out today, so.

Bird, once we get off, I'll get the snacks. You get the snacks in your

Good snacks or shitty snacks? Anything you want. It's your birthday.

I'm going to get you some snacks.

We're going to mellow out.

I'm going to get Doritos, Fritos, Cheetos.

Mix them all up into a big fun bag. When are you going to get all that?

That's it.

Get all that stuff at the same place.

That's right. You can easily get all those things. Yeah. I know.

It's the most common food there is. I know. That's what the robots will eat.

Hey, it was nice meeting you guys.

See you later. Take care, man. Peace. Bye -bye. Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Bye. That's so sweet. See you later. Bye.

Oh, yes,

man. What is with the crowd? Must be a lot of people's D -Day today. Well, it's

April 20th, a .k .a.

420 Day, a time in which marijuana enthusiasts tune out, toke up, and get

Ever heard of vertigo?

Well, ain't no way up to go. But you know the faculties of poison lay you

vertical. It's only murder for every small animal committed.

The only difference is I won't admit I did it.

Whoa, my gosh, it's busy, huh? Wow.

I'm looking for a place to get my friends some snacks.

We're going to lose each other.

I'm going to put this toonie on the ground, okay?

Stay by the toonie. We'll meet back at the toonie, okay?

We'll meet back here. I'm going to go get you some snacks.

Wait here, Bert. I'll be right back.

Did you see a toonie here?

Anyone see a toonie fall on the ground?

A toonie?

Toonie.

My toonie.

Do you live in a toonie?

No, it's just, it was a meeting spot.

Oh. Was it here?

Matt?

Matt?

Matt?

Ketchup. Everybody likes ketchup.

Or Slim Jim.

You know, it's my friend's B -Day, so I'm getting him a snack.

He's hangry.

Hey, thanks a lot. See you later.

Bye. Come on, let's go.

You didn't see a toonie anywhere on the grounds here, did you?

There's a meeting spot.

Where is it?

Get your brownies. Brownies.

Would you like one?

I could use one.

Okay. Thank you so much. This is great.

Nice guy.

Give me a brownie.

Save this for later. My friend's getting me snacks. It's my birthday.

You guys didn't see a toonie anywhere.

Bird, I got snacks, buddy!

Where's the toonie?

Oh yeah, you know what?

It's my friend's birthday and he's pretty hungry.

Sorry. Bird!

Bird!

They're for my friend's B -Day.

Hey, happy birthday, dude.

No, it's for my friend Jay.

Jay! Happy birthday, dude! That's not Jay. That's not Jay.

Jay!

Can I see through here, guys?

No, don't. They're for my friend Jay. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. You can't.

Hey, no, stop it.

Bird!

Hey!

No, they're for Jay!

They're for Jay!

Stop it!

Jay!

Jake!

Jake!

I'm Jake! No, Jake!

Be careful out there.

Be careful.

Hi. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Oh, my God.

What the hell?

Hi, are you okay? What's going on?

Trying to get my friend snacks, because I forgot his birthday this morning. Oh,

okay. And then he got very hungry, and then I got him these snacks, and then

when I came back, the toonie was gone, he was gone.

Oh, okay. And that's when people started coming for the chips.

I just, you seemed like in distress, so I kind of came over to make sure

everything was okay. Thank you.

Yeah, I'm starting to think maybe this is a... Where am I right now? Where is

this?

You're at the Eaton Center.

Oh, this is the Eaton Center.

Oh, it's not too late. I'm getting a gift here.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you. Okay.

Okay, great. It's not too late.

I can still get Jane gifts.

Oh.

Oh, what's that?

Oh. It's just a dime.

It's just a dime.

Matt.

You didn't happen to see a toonie get kicked along here. Here, the jangle of

And you didn't take it, did you? I didn't take your toonie.

I was trying to meet up with my friends.

Okay.

It's my birthday today.

Happy birthday.

Tough day for the bird today.

Tough day for the bird.

Just a piece of tin foil.

Who needs them?

Champs.

Some new runners for Jay.

Some new shoes.

Okay, how about these? Air Force Ones for bird? So where do we pay? Up at the

front?

Shorts?

Wow Jay will love this look at this and does it match the shoes

Huh

Fresh oh

I want that to me right now. I would put that to good

use

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Nugget.

Oh,

where did she go?

Oh.

Brownie!

No, I'm just getting my friend a B -day present.

How about this?

Does it suit the shorts?

As much as the jacket can go with shorts, yeah.

Okay, well then let's all, we just got to complete the look with a shirt.

All right, are you thinking in color or are we good?

Color.

Oh, boy.

It's my birthday.

Happy birthday.

Thanks.

I don't think you're going to count from now on. You'll just, like, infinity

forevermore. Because the more you count, the more... the more there's that

calculation.

It's my birthday.

Happy birthday.

Thanks.

I don't think you're going to count from now on.

Well, I'm going to go and try to find that toonie.

I know it's around here somewhere.

Wow.

That's funny. I had problems with the toonie too. It kept on falling down,

falling down.

Finally, I just like, I just want to give it away.

It was a toonie, toonie, toonie, toonie.

Okay. Now listen up. Here's the meeting spot. Ready? My dad's old trick.

We're going to meet by the toonie. Jay, are you okay with this? Yes, I

understand. Thank you. Watch this. I'll put this toonie on the ground.

Stay by the toonie, okay? Okay. Can you see a toonie anywhere?

I'm not crazy. I just lost my toonie.

Oh, it's hot.

Why don't I just come with you? Because I want to get snacks to surprise you,

okay? Speed it, buddy! Okay.

You guys haven't seen a toonie anywhere, have you? Just looking for a toonie.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a toonie.

My friend put it down and we were supposed to meet at the toonie.

Do you want some banana?

Banana? Sure.

Thank you.

It's a rotten banana.

It's a rotten banana.

Rotten.

My friend's birthday.

He's gonna go apeshit. Oh, look at this! Here it is! Look at that!

That's Jay!

That's Jay!

This is Jay!

These gifts aren't for Jay, are they?

I wrecked his B -Day.

First by forgetting it, and now this.

You know what? What I should have just done is said, you know what, Jay?

I know what you want for your B -Day. A show at the Rivoli.

And that's what I'm going to get you.

Come on!

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Yes!

I

didn't

really need to find this toonie, did I?

Here.

You can have it.

I don't need it.

I never did.

Thank you.

That's it.

Thank you.

Sorry, man.

Oh, sorry.

How are you doing?

Are you serious?

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I didn't think of this before.

Hi.

Excuse me. It's my friend's birthday, and I'm trying to book a show for us to

play here tonight.

Okay, you're banned?

What? You're banned?

We're banned?

Banned?

We need to make a good first impression.

We're a band. We're trying to get a show. What band's that?

Nirvana the band. We just watched Nirvana the band to play a show at the

How is the Rivoli ever going to take it seriously if you keep pulling shit like

this? I'm very happy to go to the ends of the earth with you. I hope the future

brings us great fortune.

Okay, I've got to tell you something.

No, no, no. I've got to tell you something.

You're not going to believe this.

No, no, no.

Don't take the wind out of my sails right now.

I've had quite the day.

Birdie, it's not a joke.

It's still my birthday, so I deserve the floor right now, right? So let me go

first? You have no idea. Listen, I had problems with the tuning.

Okay, I kept falling down and falling down, and I realized...

I just want to give it away.

What fucking toonie?

What's a toonie?

I'm just saying, why am I worried about a toonie when we're trying to get a show

at the Rivoli?

That's what I'm saying. Something has changed, okay?

Something has changed. You're not wearing your hat.

You're not the same without your hat. We can't do a plan without you wearing

your hat.

Can I tell you this? Can you put your hat on and then tell me what you're

to tell me?

It's weird looking at you without your hat. This is the craziest day of my

Every band has a look.

Yeah, I will put on the hat.

Just put on a hat.

Matt, what did you want to tell me?

What's changed?

Nothing.

So, nothing's changed?

Nothing's changed.

Wait! Okay, so we can start the day over. We got the new 420 going right

Okay, so, I actually got a lot of inspiration today because I kind of went

walk all over this...

Excuse me.

Yeah. I went all over the city, and then I found myself in Kensington Market. I

must have gone for a little bit of a ride.

And can you hit the board, please?

And I met a whole lot of people, including one, I guess he was sort of

half -Asian guy, pigmentation on his skin.

And I started telling him, I don't think I'm going to count from now on.

Because the more you count, the more it is that calculation.

Infinity forevermore.

I guess I should be honest.

That really wasn't my idea. It was his idea.

I had to get out of there.

He was trying to... Well, it's over.

If you're just having to catch this on your DVR and you haven't seen the

yet, now is a really good time to turn this off. I don't want to spoil

Been thinking a lot today.

Been thinking a lot today.