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Well, I'm off to the link.

Dressed like that?

You usually wear jeans and a T -shirt when you play golf. Yeah, well, today's

special day.

What, embarrass your kid's day?

Wait, that's every day.

Come on.

What do you think, kiddo? I think if you're in my class, I'd kick your butt.

All you need is one of those goofy hats with a pom -pom.

I just thought I'd spiff it up a little since Brooke Hamrick has invited me to

Colby Creek Country Club.

They're accepting new members.

Charlie, I don't know why you like that place.

Those people are such snobs. They don't even let women play there.

Sure they do. On Mondays and Wednesdays between noon and four.

Nobody move.

I've got a huge surprise.

Now, I've been living here for a while, and I know it might seem like I don't

always give back to the family as much as I... Take, eat, burn, steal. Somebody

stop me. I could do this forever.

I'm giving you a gift.

Olga?

I am Olga. I clean.

Olga was my maid in California, and now she's moving in here to work for us.

What? We don't need to live in maid. Are you sure?

Watch this.

Check it out. She puts the cold stuff in the refrigerator and the frozen...

Faith, we can't have another person living in this house for free.

Well, she won't be living here for free.

You're going to be paying her quite a bit of money.

Anyhoo, I'm thinking she'll stay in Justin's room until we can find

better. Where's Justin going to stay? That house out in the back.

The tool shed?

No, the little one with the fan on the roof.

You mean the air conditioning unit?

Oh, Miss Faith, what's happened? You're so thin, like...

Those do look kind of good.

Only Miss Faith, you're chubby, big chubby.

Oh, how can you not love this woman?

All right, look.

I'm going golfing. When I come back, I want Faith's maid gone. So either you

take care of it or I will. And be careful.

Because once I start throwing people out of this house, I might get a taste for

it.

in the first place.

Maybe she has family somewhere who can take her in.

Oh, nobody wants a family member imposing on them like that.

But when you came to California to stay with me for that three -day weekend, my

God, I thought I was going to shoot myself.

Olga?

I'm terribly sorry, but there's been a misunderstanding.

I'm afraid you're going to have to find somewhere else to work and live.

How does that sound?

I'm Olga.

I clean.

Oh, my God.

If you want her to understand you, you're going to have to speak maid

She cheapskate.

She no want maid.

You go.

I go, but no home, no job, live with you.

What she's saying is she doesn't have a home, and she doesn't have a job, and

she wants to live here with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got it.

Do you have family?

But now who's going to clean up this?

Damn, she's good.

Olga has rearranged everything in the house. It's driving me crazy.

Oh, you don't have to tell me.

I went to put on my underwear this morning, got up just...

above my knees before I realized they were yours.

Then Justin walked in.

Daddy in Mommy's underpants is an image that stays with a boy.

Don't worry. She said her daughter was coming to pick her up today.

Or maybe she said two days.

Or Tuesday.

Bye!

Justin, Daddy's new putter is not a toy.

what about Mommy's underpants?

What about Mom's underpants?

Play through.

Oh, oh.

Before I leave, there's a prospective member's cocktail party tonight at the

country club, and I thought we might like to check it out.

You don't want to join a fancy schmancy country club, do you? I mean, we could

use that money to take that ski trip we talked about or build a game room over

the garage.

You know.

Something the whole family could enjoy?

Okay, fine. I'll just play at the public course. You know, the one next to the

refinery.

It's a lot easier to find your ball when there's no trees.

Oh, could you get that? Olga's kind of busy right now.

employment agency in town, so be on your best behavior.

Yeah, girls.

Don't screw this up.

I was talking to you.

Oh, thanks.

Excuse me, we're here for the job interview.

Look, you missed your first day of work, so you're fired. We have a one -strike

policy, and you're out.

Hi, how can I help you?

We spoke earlier.

Magda and Olga are here for an interview.

Sign in, then take a seat.

Wow.

Look at how many people are here.

It's going to take all day.

Is there a Helen Jacobson here?

Yes.

Apparently, your dog went crazy and is tearing up the house.

But I don't have a dog.

Cat. I meant her cat.

I'm sorry. Apparently, it is your cat.

I don't have a cat either. Her mother.

My mistake. It's your mother. My mother? Oh, I told you to take her medication.

the parking lot.

Is it...

I've been trying for six months.

Trust me, it doesn't work.

Hi, honey. What are you doing home from work? I forgot my wallet.

Oh, here it is.

Good seeing you.

So, uh, Olga's daughter came by, took her away?

Yep, Olga's daughter came.

That definitely happened.

Did you hear that? Hear what? Well, you got your wallet. No reason to be here

now. None that I can think of.

And I'll just go on back to my...

Okay,

Hope.

I'll be leaving now.

I'll play your game.

Any ideas?

Just one.

All right, all right, all right. Listen up.

We have two new faces on our waitstaff tonight. Olga and her daughter.

Magda. And little baby.

I name Faith after famous soap star.

Tonight, Colby Creek Country Club is entertaining prospective new members.

are the elite of Glen Falls.

Give me your wedding ring. Why?

I don't want to be an unwed mother.

What will the elite of Glen Falls think?

Any questions?

Olga? Magda?

Oh, no.

Pleased to be work here.

Yes. Most very pleased to be work here with old, old mama.

These rumbles are delicious.

Stop eating them.

That's snowballs.

You know, ever since we came here from the old country, you've been very

Mama.

Is it because we had to leave Papa behind?

Will you stop it?

Honey, we can talk freely. No one's here.

Well, except for the help. None of them speak English.

Oh, that's disgusting.

Oh.

Snobbs. Thank God Charlie decided not to join this place.

Hope, take me to the hospital.

I have rembolitis!

Oh, my God.

Oh, honey, I was only kidding. It's just a joke. Look. No, please.

I don't see my ring.

I know. You really have to squint. That is the tiniest diamond I've ever seen.

No! It's not on your finger!

Okay, don't panic.

Let me just retrace my steps.

Um... I moved here six months ago. Wait!

I definitely had it on when we started making the rum balls.

Oh.

So where do you think it is?

you should be drinking.

Well, I don't think you should be so tall, blonde, and delicious.

Are you hammered? Why?

You want to nail me?

What are you doing?

You're supposed to be checking the rum balls.

I think we should call them fun balls.

Are you drunk?

No.

Of course I do.

I care about you and those kids.

And Papa.

It's still Papa.

Have you news from the village?

Your ring!

Exactly. You lose my ring. Instead of helping me find it, you're out here

getting drunk. But Hope! No, no buts. I'm tired of you putting yourself first

and just shoving me a...

The stone is missing.

Oh, no.

Here it is.

What are you doing?

I want to slam, too.

I can't believe you told me the maids were gone.

I can't believe you told me you weren't joining the club.

I can't believe I threw up in the car.

You threw up in the car?

Uh, no.

Look, I'm sorry about the maid.

I was just trying to get them jobs and get them out.

I'm sorry I went to the club behind your back.

It's not that I don't want to take a family ski trip or build that room over

garage.

I love doing stuff for the family and for you.

Including letting your sister live with us.

I don't love that.

More like hate. I hate that.

But the point is...

Sometimes I need to do something for myself.

You shouldn't make me feel guilty for that.

You're right.

I'm so sorry.

And if you want to join that club, you should.

I can't.

Yes, you can.

No, really, I can't. I owe $1 ,100 for the buffet table alone.

If it helps, I made $36 tonight.

You're leaving?

We get call from Susan Lucci. She beautiful house.

This house dump.

Magda, Magda, I'm ready for my bedtime bath.

Faith. Don't waste your breath. They don't work here anymore.

So you're on your own.

Hope.

Bubbles.