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[wistful music]

I There she was I

I Standing there I

I Satin gown I

I Golden hair I

I She'll make you feel good all night long I

I She'll make you aroused I

I Ooh, ooh, ooh I

I Aroused I

I Eyes that small I

I Making her way to your heart I

I Soft to touch I

I Right from the start I

I She's a dream come true I

I She'll make you aroused I

- God, I'm so horny,

but I've got to make that interview.

I Some nights on my pillow I

I Heading close I

I Insider her excites all on me I

I She'll make you aroused I

I Aroused I

I Eyes that small I

I Making her way to your heart I

I Soft to touch I

I Right from the start I

I She's a dream come true I

I Here I am, fascinated I

I Here she is, captivated I

I She'll make you feel good I

I Aroused I

I She'll make you aroused I

I Eyes that small I

I Making her way to your heart I

I Soft to touch I

I Right from the start I

I She's a dream come true I

I She's a dream come true I

I She'll make you aroused I

I Captivated I

I Fascinated I

I Ooh, ooh I

I She'll make you aroused I

I She'll make you aroused I

I She'll make you aroused I

I She's a dream come true I

[moaning]

I better get going.

[soft piano music]

Nice house. This should be fun.

Hi, Mr. Woodman.

My name is Terry Schaefer.

I called earlier regarding your ad.

Yes, please come in.

Meg, there's someone here for the interview.

I'll be right there.

Please, Terry, sit down.

Thank you.

Gee, she sure smells good.

Mrs. Woodman, I'm Terry Schaefer.

Oh, please, Terry, call me Meg.

My Harvey does and he's a famous inventor now.

Well, he just got his name on a patent for a brand new robot.

Do you want to see it?

Sure.

Well, his official name is Woodman, but we call him Woody.

Woody, bring Harvey's tobacco.

Thanks, Woody.

Isn't that wonderful?

Well, it certainly is.

You must be very proud.

I sure am.

Oh, Meg, don't.

My Harvey, he's so modest and generous.

Well, lwas thrilled when he said I can have a live-in maid.

Well, I brought my resume and a list of references for you.

I'm sure you're totally qualified.

So pretty, too. Don't you think so, Harv?

Absolutely. When could you start?

Immediately.

I just have to get my suitcases from the car.

Great. I'll show you to your room as soon as you get back.

Okay.

Come with me, Woody.

Hi, Mr. Woodman.

My name is Terry Schaefer.

I called earlier regarding your ad.

[moody synthesizer music]

Harv and Meg look just ripe.

Such an innocent couple, but soon, I'm going to make them feel real good.

I'll get them lying naked in bed.

[soft piano music]

Oh, Meg.

I'll kiss your tits and devour your pussy.

[somber music]

[moaning]

Oh, yes.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Harv, let Meg suck your cock so good.

[moaning]

[grunting]

Oh, yes.

Imagine having our own live-in maid.

Someone to cook, to clean,

to give me a massage.

Massage?

Yes, in a room.

Terry said she'll gladly give a massage anytime I wanted,

to relieve tension, to soothe my muscles.

She seems so considerate.

I think our pretty Terry will do just fine.

Don't you think so, Harv?

Meg, do you think you could do

what you've been promising to do with your mouth?

Please, can't you just get on top like usual?

Maybe next week.

[moaning]

[birds chirping]

Here you are, sweetheart.

Thank you very much.

[birds chirping]

Would you like me to rub some suntan lotion on you, Meg?

Oh, sure, thank you.

[birds chirping]

Howdy, neighbors.

Hi, Dom.

Sit down.

How is Peg?

She's fine, she's at her mom's.

Harv, who's that?

That's Terry, our new housekeeper.

[chuckling] Your new housekeeper.

You sly little devil.

[clears throat] Terry, when you're finished with Meg,

I can use some help putting lotion on my hairy jungle over here.

Is that okay?

I can give you a private massage upstairs, if you'd like.

That would be wonderful.

Here's your towel.

Thank you.

See you at the party Saturday.

Boy, have I got away with women?

Party is still on for Saturday, right?

Yes.

Can you do me a favor? Need an extra towel, you got one?

Woody, bring us a towel.

Here's the towel, Dom. Thank you.

That little guy kills me, you know that?

You can come right over here.

Let's take this off,

you'll be a lot more comfortable out of it.

Okay, there you go.

This is so nice of you, Terry.

You're welcome, sweetheart.

It's just part of my job.

You lay right over here, in the middle of the bed, and just try to relax.

Think of nice things.

I'm so tight.

Yes, you are.

There's a lot of tension in these muscles.

Your hands are so soft.

Well, thank you, sweetheart. So is your skin.

God, Meg, you have such a beautiful body.

Oh, Terry.

It's nice to see a lady who takes care of herself.

Now, turn over.

Gosh, Meg, you have such beautiful breasts.

So do you, Terry.

Thank you.

You have gorgeous breasts, Terry.

Thank you very much.

Really beautiful breasts.

I'm sorry.

Oh, Terry, please touch me there.

I like it.

[moody piano music]

[moaning]

I want you to take your clothes off, baby.

Okay.

Tell me, how did you find her?

She answered our ad.

God, what a find.

[wistful music]

You're so beautiful.

[moaning]

Terry's going to make things a lot easier for Meg now.

Yes, easier for Meg and a lot harder on you, right?

[chuckling]

[moaning]

Suck my PUSSY-

[moaning]

You taste so good.

[moaning] Oh, baby.

Meg, I've got a surprise for you.

[laughing]

This is so relaxed.

Inside of you...

Okay.

Now, put this in me. Go ahead.

Okay, good.

Are you all right?

Yes.

Now, take this in and put it in your mouth. That's it.

Now suck.

Go ahead, deep. Now, lick it.

There you go.

I like this.

Good.

That's right.

How am I doing?

Wonderful, baby.

Yes. Now, I want you to put this end in you, okay?

Okay.

You sit up and spread your legs.

Oh, you're going to love it.

Is that good?

[moaning]

Stop it.

[moaning]

I love you.

I love you.

Harv, I'm going to bed now.

I sure had a wonderful day.

Goodnight, dear. Goodnight.

I sure love the way you puff on your pipe.

You must be a great kisser.

Is there anything I can do for you before bed?

What's this?

Another pipe in your pocket.

I'd love to puff on this pipe.

[moaning]

[moody synthesizer music]

Oh my God.

I don't believe it.

[Suitry music]

She just answered your ad, huh?

Holy shit.

I've got to get some of that action.

[sultry music cont.]

[birds chirping]

Now's my chance.

Hi. I picked you this flower so you could wear it in your hair.

Oh, bug.

[chuckling]

Well, thank you, Dom.

Where's Meg and Harv?

They went shopping for the party.

Oh, did they?

This would be a great time for you to put on that lotion.

What do you say?

I'll tell you what.

You wait here, I'll be right back.

I am going to fix you up just right, Dom.

[birds chirping]

Come here,

put this on, and do exactly what I tell you.

You bet.

Eat me, Dom.

That means, uh...l have to...

That's right.

Okay.

[soft, romantic music]

[moaning]

[passionate moaning]

Do you want more?

Yes.

[water splashing]

[passionate moaning]

Now, that was good.

Now, come with me.

[water splashing]

[soft, romantic music]

Come on.

Now, you can continue.

[moaning]

Hey, hey, that's enough.

Now, put your cock in me.

[passionate moaning]

Ah.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ahh.

Ooh, Dom, cum all over me. Please.

Ooh.

Ooh. Come on.

Ugh. Do you want to feel it, huh?

Ooh Fuck me, Dom.

Do you want to feel, huh?

Do you want me to cum, huh?

Oh.

Argh.

Ooh.

Fuck me, Dom.

Ah, oh. Do you want to feel it?

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

[moaning]

[Suitry music]

[birds chirping]

Marianne was able to find a sitter,

so she and John will be able to come over tomorrow night.

Oh, good. I like John.

I thought it was thoughtful for your coworker

to come over tomorrow night and help us celebrate your new patent.

It sure is. It should be a swell party, dear.

I've baked my best chocolate cream pie for you two tonight.

Now, I think I'll go upstairs and take a bath,

but first, I'll put on some music for you to enjoy your dessert by.

Looks good.

[soft piano music]

Honey, why don't we just sit around the table tonight

and talk a little bit?

I think I'm going to get my robe and my pipe.

It's only me, Meg.

You eat that pie and I'll eat this pie.

[panting]

[soft, romantic music]

[moaning]

I'm tired now. I think I'll go to bed.

Okay, dear. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

[soft, romantic music]

[moaning]

[knocking]

Who is it?

It's your favorite neighbor.

Oh, come on in, Dom.

Oh, just in time for dessert.

It's delicious.

[laughing]

It's delicious.

Yes, it is.

It is delicious.

Here's a little rubber suit I made just for your cock, Dom.

[Suitry music]

[moaning]

That's what I'd call really sharing a dessert.

What neighbors? [laughing]

To you.

Cheers.

[birds chirping]

How can I ever tell my Harvey about Terry?

God, I feel so guilty.

Maybe I should use my mouth on Harvey, like Terry showed me.

That would make my Harvey very happy.

I wonder what Meg would do if she knew about Terry.

I'd better not let it happen anymore,

but it feels so good.

If only Meg would do it to me, I'd be so happy.

[birds chirping]

Yes.

Not bad.

What?

Really?

Oh, no, no. Look, it's fine.

Stay at your mom's.

I was only going to discuss business over at Harv's.

Yeah, very boring stuff.

I'll pick you up Sunday. No problem.

Love you.

Bye-bye.

[birds chirping]

Oh, my, my, this is going to be the greatest fucking party of my life.

Hello?

Oh, hi, John.

No.

No, no need to bring anything.

In fact, our housekeeper is preparing everything we need right now.

Thanks anyway.

Bye-bye.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Deeper.

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah,

oh yeah.

Faflhen

[moaning]

Deeper.

[moaning]

That's it.

In.

Ooh, deeper.

Oh, now out.

[moaning]

Well, that's John. He's a real nice fella.

I hope our party doesn't turn out to be a dull evening.

[moaning]

[twitchy synthesizer music]

[moaning]

[panting]

[moaning]

[panting]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh.

[panting] [moaning]

Oh, oh.

[moaning]

Oh, yeah.

[panting] [moaning]

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, stop, please.

[moaning]

I hope that was satisfactory, Terry.

Oh, thank you, Woody.

[panting] I needed that.

You're welcome, Terry.

[moaning]

[crickets chirping]

Oh, look who's here.

Sandra! Glad you could make it.

How's your business? - Oh, it's going great.

Is your husband still working?

Thank you, I appreciate your observation.

It's part of the job.

What did you think about the Johnson's view?

[background conversation]

Oops.

Oh, your wife would kill you.

No, thank you, that's the thing.

We're having hors d'oeuvres. Oh, yes, please.

Come on, people, liven up.

Get loose, already.

I'm not hungry. Thanks, that's okay. Thanks anyway.

Would you like another one for you?

Yes.

Okay.

I'll think I'll make my secret punch, just for them.

Carrots?

Anyway, what I wanted to discuss with you was...

[coughing] Excuse me, I'm sorry.

Just one little drop of my love potion here is all it should take.

[gasping] Oops.

That should spice things up, honestly.

[ethereal synthesizer music]

Congratulations, John.

How are you? You're groovy.

Drinks.

-- Go check the noodles.

No, I'm not.

I juiced it. Thank you.

Very special. You're welcome.

Listen, noodles and zucchini.

Yes.

We're getting ready to make a toast. Yes, and onions.

That's good. Some lentils.

Broccoli --

-lt tastes different. - carrots.

[clearing throat] It really does.

Noodles.

[laughing]

This is really good punch, huh?

Really good. I like the taste.

Thank you

This is so much fun.

Oops.

[laughing]

It's a great party.

[background conversation]

This is great punch.

Did you try those noodles?

[laughing]

It's a fine idea. Are you sure you don't want some?

Did you try those noodles? Want to try my noodle?

Your noodle? Oh!

[moody synthesizer music]

Oh, God. Yes.

[giggling]

[laughing]

Cheers, until it's all gone. Wait.

[laughing]

Here, you try it.

Drink? I'll take one.

Oh, no, no. I'm saying you take mine. That's good, I've got more.

[background conversation] You can't make it smoke, either.

[laughing]

[background conversation]

[laughing]

That's upsetting.

Mr. Vega, what is this?

[moody synthesizer music]

[laughing]

[panting]

You two, come with me.

Show you a good time.

I'll make you feel real good.

Don't you think Harv looks better with no clothes on, Meg?

Why don't you help me take his underwear off?

[giggling] [moaning]

That's better.

Let's make Harv feel real good.

[moaning]

[groaning]

Here, you try.

It's okay, go ahead.

That's good.

Bon appetit, Meg.

[plaintive music]

[groaning]

Oh, Meg.

Oh, Meg, that's fantastic.

Oh, you taste so good.

I love you, Harv.

I love you, Meg.

[moaning]

Oh, give it to me.

[moaning] More cock.

Oh, oh, so good.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

[panting] Hard. Harder.

[panting]

[moaning]

Oh, oh.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah, give it to me.

Oh, more.

[moaning]

Oh, yes, more. Deeper.

Harder.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Well, I certainly enjoy this job.

Yes.

I do believe everything came out just fine.

[moaning]

Somebody fuck me, please?

Fuck me, please?

Anybody! Fuck me?

Please?

Someone?

[laughing]

Hold on, honey.

Here I come.

That punch makes my [indistinct] hot.

All right.

[moaning]

Fuck.

[moaning]

[moaning]

[heavy breathing]

[moaning]

I'm going to go now.

I've got another interview.

All right.

Bye.

Bye, Terry.

Thank you.

Bye for now, but I'm sure I'll see you again.

Pretty lady, Harvey?

She's wonderful. I think she changed our life.

[moaning]

Okay. Come on.

[moaning]

[wistful music]

I think Terry did just fine, didn't she, Harv?

Oh, Harvey, I love you. I'm so sorry she had to leave.

Yes.

Yes.

Goodbye, Woody.

Bye-bye, Terr)'-

Good bye.

I think I need a recharge.

Have fun, you guys.

Oh, yes.

Well, Terry, this is your house. Stay aroused.

[laughing]