Original subtitles

How suitable is Kim Hang Ah for marriage?

Her skin is so dry and scaly!

I thought you'd do anything.

Kim Hang Ah is a woman.

You punk!

She has a lot of nice qualities.

She's loveable.

You sleazy bastard!

- You're dead! - These pants belong to that terrifying Hang Ah!

You mean that jerk is the crown prince?!

South Korea is interesting.

North and South Korea are going to war because of him.

But he is still oblivious to that.

Amusing, isn't it?

You seem to be playing hard to get, but the girl isn't even pretty!

If you get to know me, I'm a nice Korean woman too.

From then on, I could never forget those girls' long legs...

Girls Generation...

Keep this up, it's over.

A mess.

I saw him, and he was watching this!

Hey, look here.

I searched his desk.

Guess what I found under his keyboard?

He jotted down all the times that Girls Generation is scheduled to come on TV!

Lee Kang Seok, he never ceases to amaze me.

The walls of his heart

are completely covered with pictures of Girls Generation.

Not only that, he's made placards and was shaking his body like this.

And he was chanting, "Girls Generation is the best!"

Thank goodness he's a North Korean. How could anyone else watch this stuff without puking?

Why'd you turn it off? You should watch it too.

It's best if you don't say things like that.

Hey.

Why are you always so serious? Have you no sense of humor?

Lee Kang Seok is probably feeling lost and confused right now.

Please forget this ever happened.

Did I hang this up on a clothesline for everyone to see?

I'm telling you because it's funny!

Stress...

Episode 4 Subtitles by DramaFever

Man, that bastard sure gets on my nerves!

Relax, relax...

Oh my gosh!

- What do you want? - It's Lee Kang Seok's birthday.

- What about his present-- - Present my butt!

Get out of my way!

What is Shi Kyung giving him for his birthday?

What is all this?

It's a birthday tradition that South Koreans do.

Just see.

Whoa! A waterproof watch!

This looks like a shoebox.

You open this.

Looks like some kind of medicine.

Is it thiazole*? (*found in vitamin B)

Throw this away. Could be illegal drugs.

- What's this? - Looks like a notebook computer!

Wow...Shi Kyung must've starved saving up money to buy this!

Nah. He must've bought this because he could afford it.

Whoa...they really use Windows here.

We use basic Linux.

Oh! This must be a letter!

Try clicking on it, like this!

Oh, well then...

Friends know what's in each other's hearts without even saying it out loud, right?

I know this is the present that you really want.

This must be a mistake--

I saw you secretly watching them on TV and drooling over them.

No need to be embarrassed. It's only normal to idolize the culture of an advanced country.

The others will also soon absorb South Korean culture.

I hope you will be born again on your birthday, and that you will lead them into the civilized world.

Congratulations on opening your eyes and stepping into a whole new world!

From Shi Kyung.

Is Kang Seok inside?

Comrade Shi Kyung, a person is not supposed to do that!

Leave.

Hello?

Now?

- Really? - Yes.

Nothing happened? Nothing?

Well, he did break the laptop. But this is an age of peace.

Does an age of peace come just like that?

You are all men! Men are supposed to fight each other and--

This age needs me.

Lee Uh Seok! (gets his name wrong)

Come here.

Just come here.

Sit here.

Sit down for a minute.

Just have a seat.

Shi Kyung told me something strange.

Do you like Girls Generation?

He saw you watching them secretly every night and thought he was going to die of laughter.

Did you really do that?

Shi Kyung isn't the type of person to spread false rumors.

But you know he also doesn't seem to like you very much.

He might have already told this to his superiors.

If they find out, you'll be dragged away.

Hey! Hey!

Don't come near us!

Do I look like a fool to you?

Why are you doing this? I was just worried about you.

I can tell just by the way you talk.

There's only one person on our team who'd do such a dirty trick.

No, it wasn't me! Don't blame an innocent person!

There are only 2 people who know about my secret.

You, who saw me watching TV, and Comrade Kim Hang Ah.

Who do you suppose did it?

Comrade Kim Hang Ah? Please. It could only be you!

You should eat well.

- You should eat a lot. - You too!

Is everything a joke to you?

Comrade Lee Kang Seok! What are you doing--

My obsession with those girls, and my worrying that I'd be caught--is this all funny to you?

But every person has their own unique value.

And no one has the right to judge that so carelessly.

Do you know how important Communism is to me?

How much I've bristled and fought against the rotten capitalism of South Korea for 30 years?!

You shouldn't enter here.

You can't!

I'm going to kill you today.

Your Majesty!

What are you doing?

Can I...answer my phone?

I'm a Girls Generation fan too...

I don't like Tiffany though. (Tiffany: a member of Girls Generation)

The sprinklers on the ceiling are going to go off soon.

When they do, get down.

What?

It's a grave situation, but they won't be able to fire easily.

Are you crazy?!

Why should I apologize?

What kind of situation is this anyway?!

He's choking me because I just asked if he liked some singers.

And these officers are holding guns saying Girls Generation is the best.

Wouldn't people think it silly that we're fighting over Girls Generation, as if it was a major issue?

Besides, Kim Hang Ah should be the real reason why they're here, not me!

The actor you like is Jang Dong Gun, right? (famous Korean actor)

- It's Brad Pitt. - She says it's Brad Pitt.

She has high standards.

Anyway, I can't apologize because I'm not the only one to blame. No way!

But I'm sorry...

...for ignoring our differences.

I didn't think before I acted.

Jae Kang! How about this girl?

For Jae Ha. I heard she's a great lady!

She's the daughter of Professor Jang.

- She respects her elders and is demure-- - Why didn't you send him?

To the Royal Academy.

You should've sent him so he could learn! He should've been taught to fix his personality!

You should've, as his mother!

I'm sorry.

They're going to run 60 kilometers in 8 hours.

It's just a bit more severe this time, but it's always the same thing.

You may leave now.

I need to write in my journal.

Father...

It's Jae Kang.

What should I do?

They really want us to die.

How on earth can we run 60 kilometers in 8 hours?

We can do it. We're used to running 30 kilometers.

We do that only twice a year.

You talk like we run 30 kilometers every day.

We run 40 kilometers every Saturday for 12 hours!

We do double that!

In 8 hours we can run from Mount Baekdu to the Diamond Mountains and back 4 times!

Why are you guys wasting time bickering? The finals are right in front of us!

Spend that time improving your body.

You don't have the right to talk to us like that.

We're having to do this thanks to you.

How dare you accuse Comrade Kang Seok?

The South Korean prince was the one who started it!

Is he some alien?

If we don't know each other well, there's room for misunderstandings.

He switched presents too!

He wanted Shi Kyung and Kang Seok to fight, so he--

What are you talking about?

You switched presents?

You wanted to start a fight within our team?

I said I'm sorry.

Hey! Why are you bringing up something that's already settled?

How can someone who's participating in a competition, and who's a prince on top of that,

incite a fight among the same team members just because he felt a bit upset?

You've disgraced your country and caused your teammates to receive punishment.

And yet you're here wading in a pool without any care.

I'm exercising.

Do you know how much good swimming does to your body?

If you only lift weights like you guys do, you can't run fast because you're too heavy.

It's like the pot calling the kettle black.

You're sick of hearing me?

I'm just telling you to reflect on what you did.

Until the sun rises.

Hey! Y-you're going to lock this place?

You can't! Hey! Wait!

Hey, Kim Hang Ah! Wait! Wait!

Hey, Kim Hang Ah! Kim Hang Ah! Are you really going to lock this place?

Hang Ah. Hey! Kim Hang Ah!

Hey, how can you lock me in?!

Hey, Kim Hang Ah!

That wench!

- Hello? - It's a North Korean provocation!

- What? - Quick! The prince!

Who are you?

Put your hands up.

The North Koreans must've gotten into a scuffle with the South Koreans.

Gunshots were fired, so the situation must be serious.

Which side fired first?

Take this.

You be prepared!

You know this is already war, right?

Are you OK, your Majesty?

What's the meaning of this?

We are shocked by the happenings occuring between North and South.

Those North Koreans seem to have really attacked.

We have inflicted a serious blow to the South Korean military.

We North Koreans, in order to reduce our enemies to ashes,

have turned multiple regions in South Korea into seas of fire.

In the name of our great people, we will continue to attack South Korea.

Please leave.

Any attempts made by South Korea to prevent our efforts at reunification

shall not be tolerated and will result in more severe attacks on South Korea.

Have you guys been hurt?

Is it true?

Why don't you come outside with me.

I have been instructed to take my teammates outside of the country borders.

There's a car waiting outside, so you can come with me.

So you're going to save us?

- Even though this is war? - Yes.

We don't want the situation to grow worse either.

Then get rid of your gun.

Please sit down.

Will they be OK?

We sort of expected this to happen, didn't we?

We can't let it go.

The current situation's really bad.

We need an emergency plan as well...

Why?...You don't trust us?

No.

North and South Korea are at war, and you expect us to believe that a North Korean will help us?

Haha! You might as well go to the U.S. and save the U.S. President.

This is driving me crazy!

We really want to save our teammates.

Comrade Yeom Dong Ha.

Don't you remember? We ate clams together, sang songs, and--

Don't come any closer!

Please give us guns too.

Comrade Eun.

This is not the time to fool around--

Just give us the guns.

What's the meaning of this?

Let's go.

You know, right?

This is already war.

Are you asking me to shoot and kill our South Korean teammates?

No. Evacuate them.

Our government seems to want to contain the situation.

But if we keep them here, things could get worse.

Cars have been prepared to take the South Korean soldiers away, so evacuate them fast.

Thank goodness. OK, then I'll hurry.

You must hurry.

Be careful. This could be misinterpreted as a treacherous act.

I understand.

Do this quietly.

The soldiers are tense right now, so don't provoke any arguments.

Evacuate them within 20 minutes. Do it fast and quietly.

Got it?

Go ahead and take him away first.

We should hurry and go too.

If we don't hurry--

Yeah, you guys must be in a hurry, if you want to capture me and take me to your leader.

We're in a grave situation.

If it gets any worse--

You know what will happen, right?

If we don't go now, we will all be killed!

Isn't that what you were expecting all along?

Even if you take me as prisoner, I'll be no good to you if I'm dead, right?

Taking prisoners alive is better since this is war.

You'll need me alive if you want me to play a role in the negotiations process.

Take me.

Haven't you figured it out by now? Pleading with her won't work.

I have only received orders to send you away.

Whether you're alive or dead, that doesn't matter to me.

Hey...what did we eat for dinner?

We ate nakji-bokkeum (spicy, stir-fried baby octopus).

It was spicy.

I'm having heartburn.

Do you have medicine?

Fine, whatever. Forget it.

- Comrade Lee Jae Ha! - I'm just going to the bathroom!

Can't a prince take a potty break?

Where are they going?

There are no surveillance cameras in the hallway or bathroom.

- You check on them. - Yes, sir.

What are we going to do now?

Aren't they...taking too long?

- Are they going out through the window-- - They can't. It's blocked.

Leave.

Fine. How much am I worth?

We're not going to capture you and take you to Pyongyang.

Please just believe us--

You want to use me as a bargaining chip, don't you?

It's obvious you guys will use me to get what you want.

That will never happen. So--

But...

I can't live like that.

A South Korean prince will surrender during a war without even shooting a gun?

So that I can be paraded around and humiliated for surrendering my country in exchange for my life?

I may be a troublesome punk, but I could never do that.

How could I bear to look at my brother and my people?

So I can't go with you.

I won't take a single step out of here.

So either kill me or spare me.

Can you trust me now?

Were you for real?

Were you really trying to evacuate us?

Please don't create a fuss in front of the soldiers.

They're all tense now, so who knows what could happen.

What?

Comrades Kim Hang Ah and Lee Kang Seok went into the bathroom with their guns.

I saw them briefly, but I'm sure of it.

Your Majesty, I think we're going to have to call it off.

OK then.

You can ride in the car we've prepared.

Don't worry about the rest.

You should've said that before. Why did you point your guns at us?

You weren't listening to us, so I thought about popping out your eardrum.

If you tried to shoot us, you'd be all dead.

I also thought about leaving you out in a street market,

but who would buy a scrawny weakling like you?

Hey, you can't tell right now because I'm wearing this,

but these clothes can burst if I flex my muscles!

Your waistline's the only thing that will burst.

Ah, I should take you up to the balcony of my palace. Then you'll see how great I am!

If Jang Dong Gun accompanies me, I might go.

I told you he's married. He even has a kid.

How many kids does Brad Pitt have?

You think you can compete with his kids? And he has Angelina Jolie as the goalkeeper!

Even Jennifer Aniston is no match now.

You went all the way to fool me...

Comrade Lee Jae Ha!

You can't, your Majesty!

Hold your fire!

You shot her?

You really shot her?

What you all did just now was your final test.

I proposed it, and both the North and South Korean judges approved it.

It wasn't hard. All you had to do was listen to each other.

However, you failed to persuade each other, and the South, well, fired a shot...

Shots were fired on both sides a long time ago,

but this time it's different.

Firing a shot means you want to put an end to everything.

But,

my younger brother the Crown Prince did this.

I had him participate because I wanted to show how well North and South Korea could cooperate.

But I suppose I made a foolish decision.

This is all my fault.

I'm sorry.

What do you want to tell me? I have to leave soon.

This was all my fault, yet you blame yourself?

I couldn't accuse you in front of all those people.

It was a matter of war.

Exactly.

You were very heroic.

If you'd been in my shoes, would you've been able to think clearly?

- I was surrounded by guns!-- - Exactly.

You went crazy. Didn't give it any thought.

Like a beast.

The judges have something to tell you.

What is your decision regarding the competition?

The final test is over. What more is there to do?

The North and South Korean team will be disbanded as of today.

He said he'll disband our combined North and South Korean team.

Disbanded?

Disbanded, all because of me?

They're our enemies!

Who was the one who taught me that all Commies are our enemies and must not be spared!

Still!

You should've been above that.

You're royalty, after all.

I know you still have a lot to learn.

But as royalty, you need to set an example.

I thought if I pushed you to the edge, you'd do something worthy of your royal blood!

I panicked!

I was going to be either captured or shot dead, so I--

So that's why you put a gun to your head?!

Why didn't you go ahead and shoot yourself too while you were at it?

Royalty? Set an example?

Fine, I'll show you.

You know the original final test, right?

60 kilometers in 8 hours.

I'll do it, so don't disband the team.

- Are you kidding-- - What time is it?

It's 11:34 right now, so if I make it there by 7:34, we're good, right?

I'm starting now, so when I'm halfway through tell me where the 60-km mark is.

Lee Jae Ha.

It'll be fine if I take responsibility, right?

- What? - He's really doing it!

He didn't want the team disbanded, so he packed his things and left alone.

You mean he just went by himself?

What if on the way he meets one of our soldiers, no--

- What if he runs into a North Korean citizen? - He deserves it.

He deserves to get shot too so he'll wake up!

- Is it just us? - Yes!

Kim Hang Ah, that brat! She's in a position of authority and yet she's so irresponsible!

Oh my gosh!

Move aside.

See that village over there?

A long time ago, an American soldier accidentally crossed into that village.

All the villagers gathered around him and killed him with their plows.

That village over there--its villagers are known for their fighting skills.

They train themselves in combat all the time.

The middle-aged women catch trespassers and put them into prison.

That one right over there is nicknamed "The Village of Bandits".

They're one of a kind. They steal wedding gifts from grooms and equipment from soldiers.

If you resist, they'll beat you to death.

With shovels and pitchforks.

Let's go.

Please decide what you want to do.

I will follow your decision.

You have more stamina than I expected. Like a boar.

I'd bet you've never seen a better-looking boar.

Oh yes, you are so brave and honorable!

Even if it was your fault, do you think this will solve anything?

Do you think doing this will change what's already been decided?

And 60 kilometers...that's really hard.

You haven't run much, so you probably don't know.

What makes you think I'll run the 60 km? 2 km and I'm done.

Put yourself in the shoes of a South Korean judge.

The Crown Prince is your responsibility. And he's said he'll run 60 km.

What will happen? You'll be worried that I might die if you let me run the full 60 km.

So of course you'll try to stop me. Then what will my brother do?

Really? Well, if that's your decision...

My brother will agree to it. And the judges will be praised for their judgment.

Everything will be resolved and everyone lives happily ever after thanks to me. OK?

When did you get such an idea?

I thought of it on my way here.

Because there's this thing called "jeong" in South Korea.

Call it affection, love, affinity. A "jeong" we all share.

What are you talking about now? We have to stay up all night.

Does 60km with this foot make sense?

This has got to be a joke.

It's all a mess.

Look! They're here to help.

I must be a genius!

Now act like you're tired.

We have a notice.

At about 60km, you'll arrive at a destination.

You have to arrive there by tomorrow morning.

We really have to?

Here you go.

You all go back.

Good luck to you.

Okay, let's go.

Hey, how much more is left?

This is just the beginning.

Hey, let's rest a bit.

We can't do that.

Hey, don't be like that. I'm doing you a favor.

Here, over here! Pick me up!

Hey what are you doing? Stick your leg out.

Over here.

Are you okay?

How about you help us out?

We can't do that. If we do, you will be seen as giving up.

Do you give up?

Then why are you here?

We'll run with you.

- We're here! - We'll get through this together!

We're a team.

Thank you team.

Lee Jae Ha was wearing me out. You guys will be a big help.

We should have come sooner. I'm sorry.

But when did you think of coming here?

I thought of Eun Shi Kyung about an hour ago.

Is that when you decided to come?

How is your dizziness?

The gunshot must have surprised you.

It's fine.

It was shot as a means of survival. Nothing we can do.

Why do you care?

So I shot the gun. Why do you care?

Do you want to blame everything on me?

What are you getting at?

You should have come right away to help out.

You take time to eat and sleep.

You should apologize to the king for not coming sooner.

Are you kidding me?

This is a joke!

You should offer to carry the king on your back.

That would be a drama.

You should do at least that much.

I mean seriously.

Good job Eun Shi Kyung. Good job.

Why don't you stop.

It's obvious what you're trying to do.

You're trying to blame everything on Eun Shi Kyung.

Hey, when did I do that?

I apologize.

I didn't understand you.

What didn't you understand?

I won't be a burden.

Go ahead.

We'll protect you.

Yes. Alone?

Now you understand me?

Yes. But keep this in mind.

We are always behind you.

Oh the stress.

Wait for me.

There is call. If you could...

Hey, don't bother.

Hey, what are you doing?

What are you doing? Hey, no, don't!

What are you doing?

Gentle.

Hey, what are you trying to do?

Hey, don't do that!

That stings!

That hurts!

Comrade... what do you see me for?

A commie.

Are you okay?

We can't have water?

We're almost through it.

Let's keep going.

Should we get help?

But that's giving up.

Will he be okay with that foot?

He reminds me of us.

He's not in his right mind.

Sir, I think we should have them stop.

Ring the horn.

You're scared, aren't you?

What do I do with you?

Shooting means the end of everything.

That is what I believe.

You have no discipline, no integrity.

You have no pride.

I apologize.

I thought you could do it.

That's why you used the gun?

Are you sure you can handle it?

You should get through it. You're a king.

Send those punks away!

Get on my back.

Move.

You can't go on.

Wait a moment.

Comrade Lee Jae Hae!

- Get up. - I can't.

What?

I can't do it! I said I can't do it!

This is killing me. What more do you want from me?

What the hell is this?

What do you all want?

What time is it?

It's 7:09.

We have twenty five minutes left.

This won't do.

You were surprised before.

Because of the gun.

I was shocked too. My heart...

Today is a very good day.

So many clouds...

The sun is out...

Lie down for a bit.

It's hard to meet such a nice day during the winter.

What's the point of all these worries?

You have to enjoy moments like this to really be alive.

Yes.

I understand.

What is going on?

They're both sleeping.

Sleep?

Let's go.

Comrade Lee. It's already...

It doesn't matter.

They are spotted!

They've almost arrived.

Hey.

What are you doing? Going to laugh when I fail?

What do you mean fail?

There are five minutes left. You have time.

I didn't say we have twenty minutes. I meant we had forty.

I just said that so we could rest.

It's right there so let's go.

You commie...

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To commemorate the occassion!

What are you doing?

The king said to give you this.

Hey. Kim Hang Ah is here!

This is Lee Jae Ha.

Man leaves. The girl dies.

We didn't eliminate you. We were being considerate.

I don't believe this.

I'll crush him. With a tray.

When is the decision?

I loved Kim Hang Ah.