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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,413 WELL, HERE WE ARE. 2 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:15,316 PISMO BEACH AND ALL THE CLAMS WE CAN EAT. 3 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:16,484 [PRRR] 4 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:18,352 PUT IT RIGHT THERE, BROTHER! 5 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,688 YOU'RE TALKING TO CROWN PRINCE ABADABA, 6 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,523 MY ONLY SON. 7 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:26,927 SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH. 8 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,830 OOH, THAT PUDDY TAT'S UP TO SOMETHING. 9 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,166 POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! 10 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,135 S-SO YOU WANT A PARTY? 11 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:38,106 AAH! I WANT A MOUSE. 12 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:41,041 I'M SPEEDY GONZALES, THE FASTEST MOUSE IN MEXICO. 13 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:45,113 MY NAME IS SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ. 14 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,414 MY NAME IS GRETEL 15 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,816 UND MY NAME IS HANSEL. 16 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:52,720 MOTHER. OH, HA HA HA! 17 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,359 [MAN] VERY GOOD, MEN. 18 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,328 NOW I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE 19 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:10,598 THAT AS A SPECIAL INDUCEMENT TO ITS SALESMEN, 20 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:13,201 RAMBLING HOUSE IS OFFERING A GRAND PRIZE 21 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:16,404 TO THE MAN WITH THE TOP SALES RECORD. 22 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:18,806 NOW GO PROVE YOUR LOYALTY. 23 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,541 WHAT A SALES MEETING! 24 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,776 I'M SO HOPPED UP, I'M READY TO 25 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:24,178 BREAK THE RECORD. 26 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,480 THAT PRIZE IS AS GOOD AS MINE. 27 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,350 WHAT TERRITORY DID HE GIVE YOU? 28 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,084 I'VE GOT PISMO BEACH. 29 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,086 PISMO BEACH? THAT'S A LAUGH. 30 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,488 HA HA HA! 31 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,090 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, 32 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,293 SELL BOOKS TO THE CLAMS? 33 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,530 HEY, AH, WHAT'S YOUR TERRITORY? 34 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,498 "THER-MO-POLIS, WYOMING." 35 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,100 IT MUST BE A BIG PLACE 36 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,270 TO HAVE SUCH A LONG NAME. 37 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,772 WELL, I'M SATISFIED WITH PISMO BEACH. 38 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,173 IS THAT SO? 39 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,108 KISSING IT UP WITH THE BOSS 40 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,044 SO YOU'D GET THE BEST TERRITORY. 41 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,380 I'M WISE TO YOUR UNDERHANDED TACTICS. 42 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,181 YOU CAN HAVE THERMOPOLIS. 43 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,385 O.K., SO I'LL TAKE THERMOPOLIS. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? 44 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:06,520 YOU GAVE IN AWFULLY EASY. 45 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,056 YOU WANTED THERMOPOLIS ALL THE TIME. 46 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:12,526 GIVE IT BACK! HERE, TAKE YOUR OLD PISMO BEACH! 47 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,662 PISMO BEACH-- WHAT A TERRITORY. 48 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,664 THE BOSS GAVE ME THERMOPOLIS 49 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,532 BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY TOUGH. 50 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:22,135 NATURALLY, HE WOULD PUT HIS BEST MAN ON IT. 51 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,471 NATURALLY. 52 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,075 WELL, ADIOS, RABBIT. 53 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,478 I'LL BE FLYING TO MY TERRITORY. 54 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,546 YOU SEE, US DUCKS FLY FREE. 55 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,148 YOU RABBITS ARE GROUNDED. 56 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,950 YOU'RE RIGHT, DAFFY. 57 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:40,621 I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BURROW TO PISMO BEACH. 58 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:46,760 BOY, IT'S GETTING COLDER BY THE MINUTE. 59 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,396 WINTER'S ABOUT DUE. 60 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:51,164 I'LL WAIT FOR A FLOCK OF DUCKS 61 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,567 AND WORK TO THE SOUTH WHERE IT'S WARM. 62 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,636 THERMOPOLIS WILL HAVE TO WAIT. 63 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:58,171 [QUACKING] 64 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,441 GOOD, THERE GOES A FLOCK NOW. 65 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:03,577 HEY, FELLAS, WAIT FOR ME. 66 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,179 I'M JOINING UP WITH THE SQUADRON. 67 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,581 I'M GOOD COMPANY. 68 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,451 I KNOW LOTS OF OFF-COLOR JOKES. 69 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,487 [WIND] 70 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:17,791 [GASPS] 71 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,793 WHAT A BLIZZARD. 72 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:23,731 I SHOULD HAVE FLEW SOUTH SOONER. 73 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:27,668 HEY, WHAT'S THAT UP IN FRONT THERE? 74 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,403 [CRASH] 75 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:40,614 HOLY SMOKE! THAT BUILDING RAN RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF ME! 76 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:53,026 WELL, THERE'S ONE OF OUR BOYS 77 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:56,063 THAT'S GOT THIS FLYING SOUTH BUSINESS LICKED. 78 00:04:56,063 --> 00:05:00,233 SINCE I'M IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, I'LL DROP IN. 79 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,736 SOME JOINT YOU GOT HERE, BUB. 80 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,172 YOU'VE DONE PRETTY WELL FOR YOURSELF. 81 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,174 A LITTLE LONESOME, THOUGH. 82 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,176 SHOULD HAVE A COMPANION 83 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,178 FOR THE LONG WINTER EVENINGS, 84 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,581 SO I'LL SPEND WINTER WITH YOU, 85 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:17,184 BUT MIND YOU, I GOT TO LEAVE IN THE SPRING. 86 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,186 WHAT DO YOU SAY, DEADPAN? 87 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:21,188 PUT IT THERE, BROTHER. 88 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,190 AH, HALF BROTHER? 89 00:05:23,190 --> 00:05:25,192 COUSIN? 90 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:26,994 TOTAL STRANGER? 91 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,997 OH, HO! A SNOB, EH? LISTEN, SPHINX-PUSS, 92 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,601 DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF THAT UPPITY-PUPPITY STUFF. 93 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:37,204 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN OLD CANVASBACK DUCK 94 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,606 LIKE I'M. 95 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:41,609 HEY, WHO YOU PUSHING? WHO YOU PUSHING? 96 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:44,612 WELL, I'M PUSHING YOU RIGHT BACK! THERE! 97 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:47,615 HIT ME WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING, EH? 98 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:50,818 I'LL KNOCK THE STUFFINGS OUT OF YOU! 99 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,219 TAKE THAT! 100 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,721 AND THAT! 101 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,022 TAKE THAT! 102 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:58,626 HEY, I DID KNOCK THE STUFFINGS OUT OF HIM. 103 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:01,429 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? HE'S A STUFFED DUCK. 104 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,631 STUFFED DUCK, EH? 105 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,633 HMM. THIS IS WHERE 106 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,635 THIS INGENIOUS LITTLE BLACK DUCK 107 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:10,704 GETS HIMSELF SOME FREE ROOM AND BOARD. 108 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,808 THERMOPOLIS WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT. 109 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:19,246 NOW FOR THE OLD REFRIGERATOR 110 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,515 AND THE GOODIES THEREIN. 111 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,918 [PORKY] NOW, UH, TO GET THE SURTAX, 112 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:29,757 SUBTRACT THE TOTAL FROM SCHEDULE "G," PAGE 3, ADD LINE 1G, 113 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:33,527 PLUS LINE 15, LESS 6%, 114 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,863 OR WHICHEVER IS GREATER. 115 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,637 [CLOCK TICKING] 116 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,688 I CAN SEE WHERE THIS MORON 117 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,890 IS GOING TO GIVE ME TROUBLE. 118 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:03,991 [CRASH] 119 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,092 YIPE! 120 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,694 [RUFF RUFF] 121 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:12,900 [BUZZING] 122 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,322 HE'S NOT A STUFFED DUCK AT ALL. 123 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:39,326 HE'S A LIVE DUCK. HE HAD YOU FOOLED. 124 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,928 QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! 125 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,329 [RUFF RUFF] 126 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,131 [RUFF RUFF] 127 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,999 WHAT'S GOING ON? 128 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,400 STOP IT, ROVER. 129 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,737 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 130 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:52,339 YOU BURN OUT A BEARING OR SOMETHING? 131 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:54,675 YOU SILLY DOG, THAT'S A STUFFED DUCK. 132 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,076 I'LL PROVE IT. 133 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,746 LOOK, BRIGHT BOY, STUFFED WITH COTTON, 134 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,748 AND HIS HEAD IS WOOD. 135 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:03,116 SEE? WOOD, WOOD, WOOD! 136 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,563 MMM. 137 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,164 YUM YUM. 138 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,506 HERE, BOY, HERE! 139 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,508 HERE, BOY! HERE, BOY! 140 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,110 GO GET IT, BOY! 141 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,583 YIKE! 142 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,188 AW, SHUCKS. 143 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:44,524 I CAN'T STAND TO SEE A DUMB ANIMAL SUFFER... 144 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,594 SO... 145 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,798 ADD COLUMN THREE TO COLUMN FOUR. 146 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:54,001 LOOK UP TAX TABLE TO COMPUTE FIDUCIARY. 147 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,068 [TAP TAP] 148 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:59,006 OH, ROVER, THERE'S A DOG TO SEE YOU. 149 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,207 ROVER! 150 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,410 GET IN HERE. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 151 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:05,212 B-B-BEWITCHED OR SOMETHING? 152 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:09,016 ANY MORE TROUBLE FROM YOU, AND OUT YOU GO. 153 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,262 [RUFF RUFF] 154 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,397 [GRRR] 155 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,635 STOP THAT! STOP IT, YOU IDIOT! 156 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,840 YOU TRY THAT AGAIN, AND I'LL PUT YOUR TAIL 157 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,042 IN THE PENCIL SHARPENER. 158 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:40,914 NOW I'LL HAVE TO STUFF THAT DUCK ALL OVER AGAIN. 159 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:55,062 HEY, FELLAS, LOOK. 160 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,273 NOW, THERE'S ONE OF OUR BOYS 161 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,977 THAT GOT THIS FLYING SOUTH BUSINESS BEAT. 162 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:16,316 THIS DARN INCOME TAX WOULD COME OUT ALL RIGHT 163 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,451 IF I HAD A FEW DEPENDENTS. 164 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,821 DID YOU SAY DEPENDENTS? 165 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:25,358 YOU GOT 'EM, BROTHER. 166 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,261 [SWING MUSIC PLAYING] 167 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,566 SO YOU WANT TO PARTY, HUH? 168 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,902 I'LL GIVE YOU A PARTY... 169 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,503 A BUCKSHOT PARTY. 170 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:37,705 [GUNSHOT] 171 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,114 WAIT FOR ME, FELLAS! 172 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,117 [BUZZING] 173 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:03,130 THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE PISMO BEACH TO ME. 174 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,397 OH, WELL. 175 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,933 IT'S GETTING LATE. 176 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,702 THIS WOULDN'T BE A BAD PLACE TO CAMP OUT. 177 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,304 I'LL GET AN EARLY START IN THE MORNING. 178 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,042 [HICCUP HICCUP] 179 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,178 [HICCUP] 180 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,552 15 DELIVERIES, AND ONE TO GO. 181 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,653 [HICCUP] 182 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,022 EVERYBODY'S GLAD TO SEE THE STORK. 183 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,659 HERE, STORK, HAVE A DRINK TO THE NEW BABY. 184 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,362 AW, HAVE ANOTHER. COME ON, BOTTOMS UP. 185 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,630 ONE FOR THE ROAD. 186 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,232 YOU GOTTA BE SOCI-- 187 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,067 [HICCUP] 188 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,369 YOU CAN'T REFUSE THEIR HOSPI-- 189 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,371 YOU JUST CAN'T REFUSE THEM. 190 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,373 [HICCUP] 191 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,441 WELL, I BETTER BE GOING. 192 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,644 THAT MOTHER GORILLA MUST BE GETTING WORRIED. 193 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,815 GONE? OH, NO! 194 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,049 I'LL BE DISMISSED, 195 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,051 KICKED OUT OF THE STORK CLUB. 196 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:01,654 I'VE JUST GOT TO GET A BABY SOMEHOW. 197 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,623 [BUGS BUNNY] * I DREAM OF JEANNIE * 198 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,159 * SHE'S A LIGHT-BROWN HARE * 199 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:10,663 * LA DA DA DEE DA YA DA * 200 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,065 [WHACK] 201 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,134 [SLOWLY] * I DREAM OF JEANNIE * 202 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:20,340 * SHE'S A LIGHT-BROWN HARE ** 203 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,364 CONGRATU-- 204 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,765 [HICCUP] 205 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,767 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE A MOTHER. 206 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,769 [HICCUP] 207 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,139 ELVIS, LOOK! 208 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:56,143 IT'S ARRIVED! OUR BABY IS HERE! 209 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,382 YAA. OOH. 210 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,522 AAH! 211 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,258 AH! HOW COULD YOU? 212 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,793 AFTER ALL, HE IS OUR BABY. 213 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,396 NO MATTER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE, 214 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,398 HE'S STILL YOUR SON. 215 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,801 OH...MY BABY. 216 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,037 BABY? OH, NO. 217 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:27,640 NAUGHTY BABY. MUSTN'T TRY TO RUN AWAY. 218 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,809 MOTHER 'PANK. 219 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:33,780 AW, HERE, DADDY. KISS YOUR SON. 220 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,382 RAAAAA! 221 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,417 WAA! WAA! 222 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:41,889 DADDY SCARED ME. 223 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,924 STOP SCARING THE BABY! 224 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,927 SAY, THIS PROMISES TO BE FUN. 225 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,829 EH, I'LL SELL BOOKS LATER. 226 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,231 [EEE EEE] 227 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,432 [EEE EEE] 228 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,120 WAA! I WANT A DRINK OF WATER! 229 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,323 WAA! I WANT A DRINK OF WATER. 230 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,724 WAA! 231 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,060 [GURGLE] 232 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,465 OOH, THAT'S NICE. 233 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,267 PLAY HORSY WITH BABY. 234 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,070 GIDDY-UP, HORSY. GIDDY-UP. 235 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,681 [THWACK] 236 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,883 HELLO, DADDY. 237 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,485 RAAA! 238 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,487 MAMMA! 239 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,225 DADDY'S SCARING ME AGAIN! 240 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,896 GIVE HIM ANOTHER, MOMMY, AND ANOTHER. 241 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,099 BAD OLD DADDY. 242 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:05,505 THAT'S NICE, ELVIS. KEEP BABY HAPPY. 243 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,908 DA DA DA DA DA! 244 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,511 GOO GEE GA DA! 245 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,912 AAH! 246 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,647 MAMMA! 247 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,319 DA DA DA DA DA! 248 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,722 AND SO--HIC-- I FINALLY FOUND YOUR REAL BABY. 249 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:26,326 SORRY, MADAM, IF I CAUSED YOU ANY INCON--HIC-- 250 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,529 IF I CAUSED YOU ANY INCON--HIC-- TROUBLE. 251 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,331 SO LONG. 252 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,933 OH HO HO! ELVIS, LOOK! 253 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,937 THE STORK BROUGHT US OUR REAL BABY. 254 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,674 OH, ISN'T HE CUTE? 255 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,277 R-R-REAL BABY? 256 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,281 MOTHER. 257 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,684 ARGH! 258 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:04,297 TAKE ONE STEP ON THAT ROPE, AND I'LL CUT IT! 259 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,067 HEE HEE HEE. 260 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:11,271 MY, WHAT, UH, WHAT BIG MUSCLES YOU GOT. 261 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,006 ARGH! 262 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,076 [PANTING] 263 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:19,279 WELL, I GUESS I GAVE HIM THE SLIP. 264 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:26,553 ELVIS... GUESS WHAT THE BABY SAID. 265 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,694 UH, EEE, BUT--BUT-- 266 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:38,098 OOH--EEE--NO! 267 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:42,269 BOO HOO HOO! 268 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,704 I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM "OOH--EEE--UGH" 269 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,673 HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE. 270 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:52,979 MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SOLD HIM SOME BOOKS FOR THE KID. 271 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,115 [BUZZING] 272 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,317 [QUACKING] 273 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,733 IT'S NO USE. I'LL NEVER MAKE IT. 274 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,735 I'M ALL OUT OF CONDITION. 275 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,737 I CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER. 276 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,142 HELLO. CALLING EMERGENCY FIELD. 277 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,543 HELLO. CALLING EMERGENCY FIELD. 278 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,746 THIS IS DUCK 347. REQUEST LANDING INSTRUCTIONS. 279 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,148 OVER. 280 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:31,551 HEWWO, DUCK 347. THIS IS EMERGENCY FIELD. 281 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:36,356 YOU ARE CLEAR TO WAND. COME IN. OVER. 282 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,557 ROGER. 283 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,361 I CAN'T SEE A THING. I'M FLYING BLIND. 284 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,898 COME IN. DUCK 347, COME IN. 285 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,900 YOU'RE WIGHT ON THE BEAM. 286 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,269 HA HA HA HA HA! 287 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:53,506 I'M COMING IN ON A WING AND A PRAYER. 288 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,186 HA HA! I MADE IT! I MADE IT! 289 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,388 A PERFECT THREE-POINT LANDING. 290 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,789 HUH? 291 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,191 YEOW! 292 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,792 HA HA HA HA! 293 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,194 I'VE BEEN AMBUSHED. 294 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,795 QUITE COWWECT, MR. DUCK. 295 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,430 YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED. 296 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,700 [WHISTLING] 297 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,402 [RUFF RUFF RUFF] 298 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,503 [AROO] 299 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,072 THAT'S HIS FOOTPRINTS. BOYS, GET ON HIS TWAIL. 300 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,674 [SNIFF SNIFF] 301 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,542 [DING] 302 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,678 [GRR RRR GRR] 303 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,281 [GRR SNARL RRR] 304 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:38,551 [RUFF RUFF] 305 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,686 [CRASH] 306 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,824 [RRR RRR GRR] 307 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,760 [ARR GRR RRR] 308 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:52,031 [RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF] 309 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,866 [BARKING CONTINUES] 310 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:56,102 WELL, LOOK WHO DROPPED IN. 311 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:59,206 HOW DID YOU GET HERE, DAFFY? 312 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,974 BY DOG SLED. CAN'T YOU HEAR THE DOGS? 313 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,511 I'M STILL HEADING FOR PISMO BEACH. 314 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,113 I HAVEN'T SOLD A BOOK ALL DAY. 315 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,448 I'LL JOIN YOU. 316 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,717 O.K. START DIGGING. 317 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,419 WATCH IT! 318 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,654 YOU'RE DIRTYING MY TUXEDO. 319 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,335 OUCH! 320 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,540 WELL, HERE WE ARE-- 321 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,743 PISMO BEACH AND ALL THE CLAMS WE CAN EAT. 322 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:41,147 WHAT A WAY FOR A DUCK TO TRAVEL-- 323 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,749 UNDERGROUND. 324 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,150 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! 325 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,153 SINCE WHEN IS PISMO BEACH INSIDE A CAVE? 326 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,555 I WONDER. 327 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,956 YOU KNOW, I JUST BET 328 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,492 WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE. 329 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:55,762 THEN MAYBE A RIGHT TURN AT LA JOLLA. 330 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,664 HMM. AHH... 331 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,165 [PRRR] 332 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:02,635 WELL, WE CAN'T BE TOO FAR OFF, 333 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,103 SO IF WE, UH-- 334 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,705 IT'S MINE, YOU UNDERSTAND? 335 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,106 MINE! ALL MINE! 336 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,509 GET BACK IN THERE! GO! GO! GO! 337 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,845 MINE! MINE! MINE! HA HA HA HA! 338 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,123 I'M RICH! I'M WEALTHY! 339 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,725 YA-HOO! 340 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,195 * I'M IN THE MONEY * 341 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,130 * LA TA TA MONEY ** 342 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,164 YA--OH! 343 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,133 BOO HOO HOO! 344 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,336 AAH! 345 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,137 [DAFFY] HELP! HELP! HELP! 346 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,172 SAVE ME, PAL! 347 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,174 SAVE ME! HELP! 348 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,544 HASSAN CHOP! 349 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,579 HELP! BOO HOO HOO! 350 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,180 O.K., DAFF. BACK HERE. 351 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,783 SAVE ME! 352 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:54,153 HASSAN CHOP! 353 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,656 HIM GO THAT-A WAY. 354 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,798 IS HE GONE? 355 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,233 YEAH. 356 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,469 OH, BOY! I'M RICH! I'M WEALTHY! 357 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,238 I'M INDEPENDENT! I'M SOCIALLY SECURE! 358 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,541 I'M RICH! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! 359 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,211 [YOSEMITE SAM] HEAD HIM OFF! 360 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,613 USE THE NET! 361 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,415 YOU MISSED HIM, YOU IDIOT! 362 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:26,018 GUARDS! CUT HIM OFF AT THE GATE! 363 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,687 HA HA HA HA! 364 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,155 HA HA HA HA! 365 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,223 OW! OOH! OUCH! OOH! 366 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:34,093 OW! OW! OOH! OOH! 367 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,628 DADBURNED HOT SAND 368 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,297 GAVE ME A DOUBLE HOTFOOT. 369 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,233 I WAS ONCE... A HUMAN BEING. 370 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,635 HA HA HA HA! 371 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:46,172 THAT ROTTEN KID IN THERE WAS MY UNDOING. 372 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,240 HE DOESN'T NEED A STORYTELLER. 373 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,377 HE NEEDS AN EXORCIST! 374 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,712 HA HA HA! HO HO HO! 375 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,247 [THUMPING] 376 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,484 OHH! OUCH! OW! 377 00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,587 THAT'S FOR FORGETTING TO LAY OUT MY ASBESTOS SHOES 378 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:03,289 SO MY FEET WOULDN'T GET BURNT, 379 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,792 AND THAT'S FOR LEAVING THE KEY IN THE DOOR 380 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:09,261 AND LETTING THAT STORYTELLER FELLER ESCAPE. 381 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,931 IF THOU ONLY KNEW WHAT PLEASURE IT WAS 382 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,934 TO BE KICKED AND CUFFED ABOUT BY THEE, 383 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:18,137 BRINGER OF THE DAWN AND MASTER OF THE TIDES. 384 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,139 AIN'T NO FUN ROUGHIN' YOU UP. 385 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,874 YOU LIKES IT TOO MUCH. 386 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,544 OH, PLEASE FORGIVE ME, O SOUL OF CHARITY. 387 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:25,945 GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, 388 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,548 WHOSE MIDDLE NAME IS BENEVOLENCE. 389 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:32,151 OOH, I OUGHT TO BOIL YOUR HIDE IN OIL, 390 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,687 YOU SON OF AN UNNAMED GOAT. 391 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,088 WITHOUT NO STORYTELLER FELLER, 392 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:39,158 I'M STUCK WITH HAVING TO READ DUMB STORIES 393 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,461 TO MY BENT-HEADED SON ALL DAY, 394 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,563 WHICH GIVES ME NO TIME 395 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,164 FOR RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT, 396 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,566 TORTURING THE PRISONERS, 397 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:47,967 OR PLAYING CANASTA WITH MY HAREM. 398 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,368 PRAISE BE TO THEE, 399 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,771 O GREAT SON OF A SEVENTH SON. 400 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:55,107 THESE EARS HAVE HEARD OF A LAND CALLED HOLLYWOOD 401 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,777 WHERE STORYTELLERS ABOUND. 402 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:01,648 PERHAPS WE COULD BRING SOME OVER HERE AS HOSTAGES. 403 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:04,250 I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GETS ONE 404 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,853 JUST SO'S YOU GETS ONE BY-- 405 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:07,987 [GONG CLANGS] 406 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,388 I'LL GET THE DOOR. 407 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,691 [MUTTERING] 408 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,695 MAY I INTRODUCE MYSELF? 409 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,665 I REPRESENT THE RAMBLING HOUSE PUBLISHING COMPANY, 410 00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:21,668 AND I'M HERE TO SHOW YOU OUR LATEST VOLUME, 411 00:23:21,668 --> 00:23:23,870 ENTITLED 1001 TALES FOR TODDLERS. 412 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,004 SOLD! 413 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,807 Y-YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 414 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:30,810 THERE'S A BONUS THAT GOES WITH IT-- 415 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,278 THIS HANDY-DANDY PLASTIC BOOKMARK. 416 00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:34,280 WRONG, VARMINT. YOU'RE THE BONUS, 417 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,816 AND YOU'RE GOING TO READ THEM STORIES 418 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,418 TO MY PESTIFEROUS, SPOILED-ROTTEN, LOUD-MOUTH, 419 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,187 CRYBABY SON! 420 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,289 YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA, CLYDE. 421 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:45,492 I DON'T GO WITH THE BOOKS. 422 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:49,295 HOW WELL DO YOU LIKE BOILING OIL? 423 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,698 OH, WELL, I'VE NEVER TASTED IT. 424 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:54,166 I MEAN BATHED IN IT. 425 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,603 YOU TALKED ME INTO IT. 426 00:23:56,603 --> 00:24:00,707 WHERE IS THE LITTLE TYKE YOU WANTS ME TO READ TO? 427 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:03,175 HE'S OVER THERE IN THE MAZE. 428 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,512 [THEME FROM JAWS PLAYING] 429 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,728 ALL RIGHT! WHERE'S MY STORYTELLER? 430 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:25,097 WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY STORYTELLER? 431 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,499 I WANT A STORY! 432 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:29,001 I'LL HOLD MY BREATH TILL I TURN BLUE. 433 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:33,472 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 434 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,207 YOU'RE A PRINCE. 435 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,709 LET HIM DO IT. 436 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:39,579 WELL, HOLD YOUR BREATH. 437 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,686 WHAT'S THAT? 438 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:49,722 HE'S YOUR STORYTELLER. HE'S A NEW ONE. 439 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:53,560 HE CAN TELL YOU REAL GOOD STORIES, CAN'T YOU? 440 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,361 SAY YES! 441 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:58,064 OOPS. OH, YES. I CAN DO THAT. 442 00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:00,933 I GOT A LOT OF KEEN STORIES IN THIS BOOK. 443 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,602 STORYTELLER? HE'S FUNNY-LOOKING 444 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:05,705 WITH LONG EARS AND TOOTHY-TYPE TEETH 445 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,339 AND THAT FUZZY WHATCHAMACALLIT. 446 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,008 HE LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT. 447 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,611 HE MAKES ME HISTORICAL. HA HA HA HA! 448 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:14,413 YOU EXPECT ME TO TELL STORIES TO THAT? 449 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:17,016 I'D RATHER THROW PEANUTS AT IT. 450 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,417 WATCH IT, RABBIT. 451 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,553 YOU'RE TALKING TO CROWN PRINCE ABADABA, 452 00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,154 MY ONLY SON-- 453 00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:23,556 THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT-- 454 00:25:23,556 --> 00:25:25,692 AND HE'S HEIR TO MY THRONE. 455 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,694 HEAT UP THE OIL, DADDY. 456 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,095 WELL, PRINCEY, OLD BOY, 457 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:32,164 SHALL WE ADJOURN TO THAT READING ROOM? 458 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,766 [MOANING] 459 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,771 YOU CAN LET IT OUT NOW. 460 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,721 "A LONG TIME AGO IN A FAR-OFF LAND, 461 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:56,989 "THERE LIVED A LITTLE BOY AND HIS MOTHER. 462 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:59,258 "THE LITTLE BOY'S NAME WAS JACK. 463 00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,993 "SINCE THEY HAD NO FOOD, 464 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:04,597 "JACK'S MOTHER TOLD HIM TO TAKE THE COW TO TOWN 465 00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:06,599 "AND SELL IT TO BUY FOOD. 466 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:09,001 "IN TOWN, JACK MET A SNEAKY SALESMAN 467 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:12,204 "WHO TRADED HIM SOME BEANS FOR THE COW. 468 00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:14,006 "NOW, WHEN JACK GOT HOME 469 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:16,609 "AND TOLD HIS MOTHER WHAT HE HAD DONE, 470 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:19,612 SHE WAS VERY, VERY UPSET WITH HIM." 471 00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,347 JACK! ARE YOU CRAZY? 472 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:24,617 TRADING OUR COW FOR THOSE WORTHLESS BEANS! 473 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,218 GIVE ME THOSE BEANS! 474 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,286 THERE! 475 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:56,015 [YAWN] 476 00:26:56,015 --> 00:27:00,720 SAY, THINGS CERTAINLY LOOK DIFFERENT THIS MORNING. 477 00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:08,294 YIPE! 478 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,662 SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH! 479 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:13,265 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT HOUSE! 480 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:26,078 BOY! ACRES AND ACRES OF TWEETY BIRD, 481 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,681 AND IT'S MINE, ALL MINE! 482 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:34,286 I TAWT I TAW A ITTY-BITTY PUDDY TAT! 483 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:39,291 [HEAVY FOOTSTEPS] 484 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:49,435 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CAGE, TWEETY? 485 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:51,237 BACK YOU GO. 486 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:54,440 I'D BETTER HANG YOUR CAGE UP HERE 487 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,308 WHILE I'M GONE. 488 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,311 [DOOR CLOSES] 489 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:52,965 [CRASH] 490 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:57,970 [GROWLING] 491 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,242 [CHOMP CHOMP] 492 00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:12,384 [GROWLING] 493 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,126 [THUMP] 494 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,667 OOH, THAT ITTY-BITTY PUDDY TAT, 495 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,436 HE UP TO NO GOOD. 496 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:52,158 NOW WHERE DID THAT ITTY-BITTY PUDDY TAT GO? 497 00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:18,450 [BANGING AND CLATTERING] 498 00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:43,275 [GROWLING] 499 00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:02,628 OOH, THAT PUDDY TAT UP TO SOMETHING. 500 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,773 HELP! HELP! 501 00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:17,376 THE PUDDY TAT'S GOT ME! 502 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,114 [FOOTSTEPS] 503 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,189 FE FI FO FAT, 504 00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:33,926 I TAWT I TAW A PUDDY TAT! 505 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:47,839 [BUGS BUNNY] "DOWN THE BEANSTALK SLID THE CAT 506 00:31:47,839 --> 00:31:50,977 "WITH THE GIANT A CLOSE SECOND. 507 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:53,712 "NO SOONER DID JACK'S CAT HIT THE DIRT 508 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,514 "THAN HE GRABBED AN AX 509 00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,116 AND STARTED CHOPPING THE BEANSTALK." 510 00:31:57,116 --> 00:31:59,585 AIN'T THAT EXCITING? 511 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:01,887 TIMBER! 512 00:32:01,887 --> 00:32:03,622 "DOWN CAME THE BEANSTALK 513 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,325 AND THE GIANT WITH IT." 514 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:14,066 "THE GIANT LANDED ON JACK'S CAT AND SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO CHINA." 515 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:16,035 WELL, I READ YOU A STORY. 516 00:32:16,035 --> 00:32:18,437 AREN'T YOU GOING TO TELL ME MORE STORIES? 517 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:19,671 NOPE. 518 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,007 I'LL LOSE MY TEMPER. 519 00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:22,508 THAT'S NO GREAT LOSS. 520 00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:25,477 DADDY, HE WON'T TELL ME ANOTHER STORY! 521 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:28,614 WHAT'S ALL THE DAN-FANGLED RACKET ABOUT? 522 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:31,550 I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S YELLING. I READ. 523 00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,819 YOU INFIDEL VARMINT. 524 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:35,421 YOU DONE TOLD HIM ONE. 525 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:39,091 NOW YOU ONLY GOT 1,000 MORE TALES TO TELL HIM, 526 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:42,694 SO GET A-GOIN' BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR TAIL! 527 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,296 AND IF I REFUSE? 528 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,703 IS THAT STILL YOUR FINAL WORD, RABBIT? 529 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:56,342 I GOT A SUDDEN URGE FOR SOME SWELL STORIES. 530 00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:59,711 GOOD BOY! I KNOWED YOU WAS ONLY FUNNIN'. 531 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:02,181 NOW START READING. 532 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,517 [DOOR SLAMS] 533 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:08,320 THIS STORY IS CALLED HANSEL AND GRETEL. 534 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,455 HANSEL? 535 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:12,758 "ONE DAY, HANSEL AND GRETEL WERE HAVING A PICNIC 536 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,326 "IN THE WOODS. 537 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,129 "HANSEL WANTED TO GO EXPLORING IN THE WOODS. 538 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:19,865 "FINALLY, DEEP IN THE HEART OF THE WOODS, 539 00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:23,335 THEY CAME UPON A WITCH'S COTTAGE." 540 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:27,739 IT'S GOOD, JA? JA, IT'S GOOD. 541 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,141 JA, IT'S GOOD... 542 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:30,742 UND YUMMY. 543 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,778 OOH, YUMMY, JA. 544 00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:39,618 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 545 00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:41,153 IT'S GOOD, JA? 546 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,622 JUST A MINUTE. 547 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,023 IT'S PEACHY, JA? 548 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,292 JA, JA. 549 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:49,895 HOW DO YOU DO, SIR? 550 00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:52,564 WHAT CAN A KINDLY, HARMLESS 551 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:56,102 OLD MOTHER-TYPE LADY LIKE ME DO FOR YOU? 552 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,570 I AM THE TRUANT OFFICER, MADAM. 553 00:33:58,570 --> 00:33:59,971 HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 554 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:02,108 YOU PUT YOURSELF IN THIS STORY. 555 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:03,509 WHAT GIVES, ANYHOW? 556 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:05,544 THAT'S MY UNCLE HUGO HARE. 557 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:08,180 YOU NOTICE THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE? 558 00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,416 YEAH, BUT HE'S A RABBIT. 559 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:12,984 YOU WERE EXPECTING MAYBE A GIRAFFE? 560 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:14,520 BACK TO THE STORY. 561 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,855 UNCLE HUGO DEFTLY RESCUES THE KIDS 562 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,524 FROM THE WITCH'S CLUTCHES. 563 00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:20,859 WHY AREN'T THE CHILDREN IN SCHOOL? 564 00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:22,728 CHILDREN? 565 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,863 CHILDREN? 566 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:27,266 OH, COME, NOW. DON'T BE COY. 567 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:28,800 WHERE ARE THEY AT? 568 00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:34,740 AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, 569 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,875 ROASTING CHILDREN? 570 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,878 CALL IT A WEAKNESS. 571 00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,748 AND, PRAY, WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES, 572 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,117 MY POOR CHILDREN? 573 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,153 MY NAME IS GRETEL. 574 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,555 UND MY NAME IS HANSEL. 575 00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:52,691 HANSEL? HANSEL? 576 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,493 HANSEL? 577 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:57,696 RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LITTLE LIVES. 578 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,097 SHE IS A WITCH 579 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:02,134 AND MEANS TO EAT YOU FOR HER SUPPER. 580 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:03,569 AAH! UND HIMMEL! 581 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:10,276 AH, YOUR MOTHER RIDES A VACUUM CLEANER! 582 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:16,114 OH, DEAR. THERE GOES MY SUPPER. 583 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,116 NO HARD FEELINGS, GRANNY. 584 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,118 JUST REMEMBER THAT ANY RABBIT 585 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,120 IS TOO SMART FOR YOU. 586 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,791 AHA! THAT'S IT! RABBIT STEW! 587 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:31,330 EH... 588 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:35,133 WHAT'S UP, DOCTRESS? 589 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,036 ME AND MY GENEROUS IMPULSES. 590 00:35:38,036 --> 00:35:39,605 [WHISTLING] 591 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:48,146 NOTICE HOW I RIDE SIDESADDLE. 592 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,217 IT PROVES I'M A LADY OF QUALITY. 593 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,292 [YELPING] 594 00:36:02,228 --> 00:36:05,163 WELL, WHAT'S THE USE OF BEING A WITCH 595 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,833 IF YOU DON'T USE WITCHCRAFT? 596 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,768 HMM... 597 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,175 BUBBLE, BUBBLE, POUR IT IN 598 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:20,178 FOR THAT RABBIT'S MICKEY FINN. 599 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,514 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 600 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:27,719 [SNIFFING] 601 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,120 WHAT'S COOKING? 602 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:34,125 * I GET TO LICK THE POT, I GET TO LICK THE POT ** 603 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,528 GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THAT POT. 604 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,930 GO OUT UNTIL I CALL YOU. 605 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:42,734 LAND SAKES, I NEVER SAW SUCH A HUNGRY RABBIT. 606 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:47,473 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 607 00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:51,142 COME AND GET IT. 608 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:53,211 MM-MMM! 609 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,147 NOW, YOU EAT THE NICE CARROT ALL UP, 610 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:59,150 AND MOTHER WILL GET YOUR BED READY. 611 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,152 MOTHER. 612 00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:03,922 HA HA HA HA! 613 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:07,593 * ROCK-A-BYE RABBIT IN THE HOT OVEN * 614 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:11,363 * INTO MY MOUTH FOR DINNER I'M SHOVIN' ** 615 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,166 YOU KNOW... 616 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,702 [GULP] 617 00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:20,339 SHE'S NOT SUCH A BAD OLD GIRL AFTER ALL. 618 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:23,174 GOTCHA, DIDN'T I, YOU SMART ALECK? 619 00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:24,776 THAT CARROT WAS POISONED. 620 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,345 POISONED? 621 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:28,614 URK! EEP! 622 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:31,116 COME ON, COME ON. HURRY IT UP. 623 00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:32,784 WAIT A MINUTE, CAN'T YOU? 624 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,185 I GOT ONE LEFT. 625 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:35,787 GAAH! 626 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:40,592 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 627 00:37:42,994 --> 00:37:46,798 NOW FOR A NICE, FRESH BOTTLE OF RABBIT RELISH. 628 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,199 [HOOFBEATS] 629 00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:49,801 HEE HEE HEE! 630 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,370 [NEIGH] 631 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:00,612 WELL, THANKS LARGE, MAC, 632 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,614 FOR BRINGING ME OUT OF THAT, 633 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,616 BUT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SNOW WHITE. 634 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,819 THIS HERE'S THE STORY OF HANSEL AND GRETEL. 635 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:09,220 HANSEL? 636 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,189 HANSEL? 637 00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:14,225 HANSEL? HANSEL? 638 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,961 HANSEL? 639 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,629 [YAWNS] 640 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:20,499 WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH STORIES FOR TODAY. 641 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:22,434 YOU WANT ME TO CALL FATHER? 642 00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:24,135 YEAH. GO AHEAD. 643 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,804 FATHE-- 644 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,741 WANT TO HEAR THE STORY ABOUT THE THREE BEARS? 645 00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:30,676 UH-HUH. 646 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:32,878 WITH A LITTLE GIRL NAMED GOLDILOCKS? 647 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:34,713 UH-HUH. 648 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:36,415 O.K., THEN, PAY ATTENTION. 649 00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:39,551 "ONCE UPON A TIME IN A NEAT LITTLE COTTAGE 650 00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:41,286 "IN A DEEP, DARK FOREST 651 00:38:41,286 --> 00:38:43,154 "LIVED THREE BEARS-- 652 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,123 "A FATHER BEAR, 653 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:47,125 "A MOTHER BEAR, 654 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:49,461 AND A LITTLE BABY BEAR." 655 00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:53,732 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 656 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:54,800 THEM'S CATS. 657 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,268 DON'T YOU KNOW BEARS HIBERNATE IN THE WINTER 658 00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:58,970 AND DON'T WAKE UP TILL SPRING? 659 00:38:58,970 --> 00:38:59,871 SO? 660 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,708 SO YOU'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR CATS. 661 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,510 O.K. CATS. 662 00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:09,147 "UH, SO THE THREE CATS STARTED TO EAT THEIR PORRIDGE." 663 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:10,549 YEOW! 664 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:13,852 MY PORRIDGE IS TOO HOT. 665 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:18,256 MY PORRIDGE IS TOO COLD. 666 00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:20,559 WHOEVER HEARD OF CATS EATING PORRIDGE? 667 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:24,162 WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A MOUSE LIKE OTHER PUSSYCATS? 668 00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:25,697 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 669 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:28,567 LET'S TAKE A WALK IN THE WOODS 670 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:29,968 WHILE OUR PORRIDGE COOLS. 671 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:32,704 NOW WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE? 672 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,906 OH, WELL. LET'S START WALKING. 673 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:38,577 I DON'T LIKE PORRIDGE! 674 00:39:38,577 --> 00:39:39,978 I WANT A MOUSE. 675 00:39:39,978 --> 00:39:42,581 YOU'LL EAT YOUR PORRIDGE AND LIKE IT. 676 00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:45,383 I'LL EAT IT, BUT I WON'T LIKE IT. 677 00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:49,455 WATCH YOUR STEP ON THIS BRIDGE. 678 00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:51,923 SOME OF THESE BOARDS ARE LOO... 679 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:56,595 "SO THEY CONTINUED THEIR WALK, 680 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,464 "AND THEY WALKED AND THEY WALKED 681 00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:00,331 "AND THEY WALKED AND THEY WALKED 682 00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,200 AND THEY WALKED AND THEY WALKED." 683 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,769 FINISHED. 684 00:40:03,769 --> 00:40:07,338 THAT'S IT. YOU HAVE HEARD GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS. 685 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:09,475 TELL HIM THE WHOLE THING, 686 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,009 YOU FLEA-BITTEN VARMINT... 687 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:16,147 AND THIS TIME DON'T TRY TAKIN' NO WALK, SEE? 688 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,216 EH, O.K., IF YOUSE INSIST. 689 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,618 HERE GOES. 690 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:23,689 "IN THE MEANTIME, WHILE THE PORRIDGE WAS COOLING, 691 00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:27,826 THERE CAME A TINY KNOCK ON A TINY DOOR." 692 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,227 [POUNDING] 693 00:40:29,227 --> 00:40:30,629 ANYBODY HOME? 694 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,831 "IT WAS GOLDIMOUSE." 695 00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:34,566 PORRIDGE! 696 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,236 "AFTER GOLDIMOUSE FINISHED THE PORRIDGE, 697 00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:40,238 SHE BECAME VERY SLEEPY." 698 00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:42,741 I'M VERY SLEEPY. 699 00:40:42,741 --> 00:40:45,443 "SHE TRIED THE FATHER CAT'S BED, 700 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,679 "BUT IT WAS TOO HARD. 701 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,181 "SO SHE TRIED THE MOTHER'S BED, 702 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:52,050 BUT IT WAS TOO SOFT." 703 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:56,054 "THEN SHE TRIED THE BABY'S BED." 704 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:57,455 IT'S JUST RIGHT. 705 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,890 [SNORING] 706 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:03,194 "MEANWHILE, THE CATS WERE RETURNING FROM THEIR WALK." 707 00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,596 BUT, FATHER, WHY? 708 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:07,198 WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A MOUSE? 709 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,200 BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY. 710 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,602 THAT'S WHY. 711 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,604 SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH! 712 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:15,373 SOMEBODY'S BEEN EATING MY PORRIDGE. 713 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:18,644 AND SOMEONE'S BEEN EATING MY PORRIDGE. 714 00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:20,612 SOMEBODY'S BEEN EATING MY PORRIDGE, 715 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:23,048 AND THANK GOODNESS IT'S ALL GONE! 716 00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:25,917 SOMEBODY'S BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BED. 717 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:29,487 SOMEBODY'S BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BED. 718 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,489 SOMEONE'S SLEEPING IN MY BED, 719 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,091 AND IT'S A MOUSE! 720 00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:34,793 AAH! IT'S A CAT! 721 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:37,896 EEK! EEK! HELP! A NASTY OLD CAT! 722 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:40,265 PUT HER ON THE PLATE, POP. 723 00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,233 EEK! 724 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:48,239 WELL, I GUESS SHE GOT AWAY. 725 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:52,043 BOO HOO HOO! I WANT A MOUSE! 726 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:55,647 O.K., O.K.! I'LL GET YOU YOUR MOUSE. 727 00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:57,649 SPOILED-BRAT CAT. 728 00:41:57,649 --> 00:42:00,652 ALL RIGHT, GOLDIMOUSE, NOW I GOT-- 729 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,253 HELP! HELP! A CAT! 730 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:04,255 HELP! HELP! A CAT! 731 00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:06,324 HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! 732 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,660 HOW CAN I FACE MY FRIENDS 733 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:12,263 WITH A FATHER THAT CAN'T CATCH A MOUSE? 734 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,865 FOR SHAME. 735 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,669 JUST HOLD ON TO THAT PLATE, SON. 736 00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:22,073 YOU'LL HAVE MOUSE SHISH KEBAB IN A MINUTE. 737 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,875 [CLANG] 738 00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:29,581 MOTHER, YOU BETTER BRING THE THING. 739 00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:34,820 WELL, THANKS A LOT, 740 00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:37,823 BUT I COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT MYSELF. 741 00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:40,025 COULDN'T I HAVE, JUNIOR? 742 00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:45,030 SPOILED BRAT. 743 00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:47,899 YOU SEE, SON, 744 00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,635 THE WHEELS IN YOUR FATHER'S HEAD 745 00:42:49,635 --> 00:42:52,070 ARE STILL CLICKING. 746 00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:01,179 OH, MOTHER, BRING THE BAND-AIDS. 747 00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:17,929 WHAT A FATHER. 748 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,799 MOTHER! 749 00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,738 MOTHER. 750 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,339 YES, YES. 751 00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:30,275 I KNOW. 752 00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:33,879 YOU SEE, SON, IF YOU BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP, 753 00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:37,148 THE MICE WILL BEAT A PATH TO YOUR DOOR. 754 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:40,085 WHEN THAT MOUSE COMES THROUGH THIS OPENING, 755 00:43:40,085 --> 00:43:41,352 WHAM! 756 00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,755 SHE WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HER. 757 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:49,360 FATHER, I THINK I'D BETTER EAT THE PORRIDGE. 758 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,762 OH, NO. HERE. 759 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:53,364 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE MOUSE PANCAKE-STYLE. 760 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:55,166 NO SPOILED-BRAT SON OF MINE 761 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:57,903 IS GOING TO HAVE TO EAT PORRIDGE. 762 00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,373 [SNIFFING] 763 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:06,377 CHEESE. 764 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:07,779 I JUST LOVE CHEESE, 765 00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:10,148 REALLY I DO. 766 00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:37,408 [EXPLOSION] 767 00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:44,816 FATHER, DID YOU GET MY BREAKFAST? 768 00:44:44,816 --> 00:44:47,418 HUH, FATHER? DID YOU GET IT? 769 00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:49,420 HUH, FATHER? HUH? 770 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:50,822 YES. HERE. 771 00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:53,691 SPOILED BRAT. 772 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,294 AND THAT'S THE STORY OF THE THREE BEAR-- 773 00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:57,662 I MEAN, THREE CATS. 774 00:44:57,662 --> 00:44:59,798 WHAT HAPPENED TO GOLDILOCKS? 775 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:01,632 SHE'S SERVING TIME IN TEHACHAPI 776 00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:03,001 FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING. 777 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:04,635 THAT'S RIGHT, RABBIT. 778 00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:06,938 NOW WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. 779 00:45:06,938 --> 00:45:08,974 YOU JUST KEEP READIN' PRETTY-LIKE, 780 00:45:08,974 --> 00:45:11,342 AND WE WON'T HAVE TO SPLIT HARES. 781 00:45:11,342 --> 00:45:14,813 THIS IS THE STORY OF LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. 782 00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:16,381 "ONCE UPON A TIME, 783 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:19,384 "THERE WAS A LITTLE RED HOOD AND CAPE, 784 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:23,388 "AND BECAUSE IT WAS ALWAYS WORN BY A CERTAIN LITTLE GIRL, 785 00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:26,391 "SHE WAS CALLED LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. 786 00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:29,795 "SHE LIVED IN A MODEST LITTLE HOUSE IN THE CITY. 787 00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:33,598 "ONE MORNING, RED RIDING HOOD PLANNED TO VISIT HER GRANDMOTHER 788 00:45:33,598 --> 00:45:35,400 "AND BRING HER A GIFT. 789 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,136 "SHE STARTED OFF TO CATCH THE BUS TO GRANDMA'S, 790 00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:40,205 WHO LIVED IN THE COUNTRY." 791 00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:06,431 I TAWT I TAW A PUDDY TAT. 792 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,661 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 793 00:46:36,661 --> 00:46:38,997 THEY--THEY KNOW WHO I AM. 794 00:46:40,665 --> 00:46:42,067 AHA! HERE--HERE COMES... 795 00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:44,669 UH, WHAT'S HER NAME? 796 00:46:44,669 --> 00:46:46,671 WHAT'S HER NAME? 797 00:46:46,671 --> 00:46:48,073 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 798 00:46:48,073 --> 00:46:50,808 HERE COMES RED RIDING HOOD. YEAH. 799 00:46:52,077 --> 00:46:55,280 AHA. WHERE ARE YOU GOING, MISS, UH... 800 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,414 MISS, UH... 801 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:58,616 WITTLE WED WIDING HOOD. 802 00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:00,085 YEAH, YEAH. 803 00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:03,889 WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THE CAGE, RED RIDING HOOD? 804 00:47:03,889 --> 00:47:06,024 IT'S A PRESENT FOR MY GRANDMA. 805 00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:11,897 WELL, GOOD-BYE, MR. WOLF. 806 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:14,099 I GOT TO GET GOING. 807 00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:16,701 WELL, UH, GOOD-BYE, MISS, UH... 808 00:47:16,701 --> 00:47:18,103 UH...HMM. 809 00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:20,305 WHAT'S THAT KID'S NAME AGAIN? 810 00:47:20,305 --> 00:47:21,706 RED RIDING HOOD. 811 00:47:21,706 --> 00:47:23,108 UH, YEAH. 812 00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:25,143 GOOD-BYE, RED RIDING HOOD. 813 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:27,712 GOING TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE, HUH? 814 00:47:27,712 --> 00:47:31,049 HMM...YEAH. THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. 815 00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:33,118 GOING TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE, EH? 816 00:47:33,118 --> 00:47:37,455 HMM. THAT GIVES ME AN IDEAR. 817 00:47:45,330 --> 00:47:47,332 [CHUCKLING] 818 00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:49,334 [CHUCKLING] 819 00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:01,746 UH, WHERE WAS I GOING? 820 00:48:01,746 --> 00:48:03,348 OH, OH, YEAH-- GRANDMA'S HOUSE. 821 00:48:03,348 --> 00:48:04,749 THAT'S IT. 822 00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:06,084 [CHUCKLING] 823 00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:10,255 COME ON. OUT YOU GO. 824 00:48:10,255 --> 00:48:13,358 OUT, GRANNY! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! 825 00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:16,727 AND STAY OUT! 826 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:18,163 OOH, THAT WOLF! 827 00:48:18,163 --> 00:48:22,767 ONE OF THESE DAYS, ONE OF THESE DAYS, 828 00:48:22,767 --> 00:48:25,971 POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER. 829 00:48:41,786 --> 00:48:43,188 NOW, LISTEN, PUSSYCAT, 830 00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:46,191 YOU-YOU'RE MUSCLING IN ON MY RACKET. 831 00:48:46,191 --> 00:48:48,159 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 832 00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:53,999 QUICK! QUICK! UNDER THE BED! 833 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,534 [KNOCKING] 834 00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:59,204 [IMITATING WOMAN'S VOICE] COME IN, LITTLE, UH... 835 00:48:59,204 --> 00:49:01,806 Quick. What's that kid's name again? 836 00:49:01,806 --> 00:49:03,741 Red Riding Hood. 837 00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:06,411 COME IN, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. 838 00:49:06,411 --> 00:49:08,013 [DOOR OPENS] 839 00:49:09,814 --> 00:49:11,216 GOOD MORNING, GRANNY. 840 00:49:11,216 --> 00:49:13,818 I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT. 841 00:49:13,818 --> 00:49:16,687 JUST SET IT DOWN, DARLING. 842 00:49:18,089 --> 00:49:20,225 HEWWO, WITTLE WED WIDING HOOD'S GRANDMA. 843 00:49:20,225 --> 00:49:22,760 WHAT YOU DOING UNDER THE BED? 844 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,230 MY, GRANNY, WHAT BIG EYES, NOSE, 845 00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:27,698 AND SHARP TEETH YOU HAVE. 846 00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:31,602 THE BETTER TO SEE AND SMELL AND EAT YOU WITH! 847 00:49:31,602 --> 00:49:34,139 OH! THE BIG BAD WOLF! 848 00:49:34,139 --> 00:49:38,276 EEK! THE BIG BAD PUDDY TAT! 849 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,338 [CRASH] 850 00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:55,353 [BUS APPROACHES] 851 00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:18,176 I TOLD 'EM! 852 00:51:18,176 --> 00:51:20,178 ONE OF THESE DAYS... 853 00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:22,547 [TOGETHER] POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER! 854 00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:24,182 HEE HEE HEE! 855 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:27,185 OF COURSE, THE WOLF HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING 856 00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:28,853 GRANNY WAS THE BUS DRIVER. 857 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:32,657 THEN AGAIN, HE WOULDN'T HAVE REMEMBERED IF HE HAD. 858 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:37,128 I THINK THAT'S THE LAST OF IT. 859 00:51:37,128 --> 00:51:40,798 JUST A QUICK CHECK TO SEE IF I MISSED ANYTHING. 860 00:51:40,798 --> 00:51:41,999 HEY. WHAT'S THIS? 861 00:51:41,999 --> 00:51:45,069 POLISHED UP, IT MIGHT BRING ANOTHER QUICK FOUR BITS 862 00:51:45,069 --> 00:51:46,404 ON THE OPEN MARKET. 863 00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:49,207 I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP, O MASTER. 864 00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:50,808 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 865 00:51:50,808 --> 00:51:52,210 YOU WANT MY TREASURE! 866 00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:54,212 WELL, IT'S MINE, UNDERSTAND? 867 00:51:54,212 --> 00:51:57,282 ALL MINE! DOWN! DOWN! GO! GO! MINE! 868 00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:02,953 DUCK, YOU HAVE DESECRATED THE SPIRIT OF THE LAMP! 869 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:05,890 PREPARE TO TAKE THE CONSEQUENCES! 870 00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:07,225 CONSEQUENCES, SCHMONSEQUENCES. 871 00:52:07,225 --> 00:52:09,294 AS LONG AS I'M RICH. 872 00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:16,801 HELP! SAVE ME! 873 00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,836 HELP! WHERE ARE YOU? 874 00:52:20,438 --> 00:52:21,839 OOH! 875 00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,009 [RING] 876 00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:26,511 HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT? 877 00:52:26,511 --> 00:52:28,646 IT'S TIME FOR A COFFEE BREAK. 878 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,449 COFFEE BREAK? RABBITS DON'T GET NO COFFEE BREAK. 879 00:52:31,449 --> 00:52:32,417 DADDY! 880 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:34,252 WHAT'S ALL THE RUCKUS ABOUT? 881 00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:36,153 HOW COME YOU AIN'T READIN', RABBIT? 882 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,256 BUT IT'S MY COFFEE-BREAK TIME. 883 00:52:38,256 --> 00:52:40,658 RABBITS NEVER GET NO COFFEE BREAKS. 884 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,261 RABBITS GET NO BREAKS OF ANY KIND 885 00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:45,263 UNLESS I DOES THE BREAKING. 886 00:52:45,263 --> 00:52:47,665 THEN HOW ABOUT A CARROT BREAK? 887 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:50,134 RABBITS ALWAYS GET A CARROT BREAK. 888 00:52:50,134 --> 00:52:52,270 ALL RIGHT, YOU SNEAKY COYOTE. 889 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:53,671 TAKE FIVE, 890 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:56,407 BUT DON'T TRY TO SLINK OUT OF HERE, 891 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:59,076 'CAUSE I'LL HAVE MY EYE ON YOU. 892 00:52:59,076 --> 00:53:00,878 WELL, TA-TA. 893 00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:03,214 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 894 00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:06,617 FLYING CARPETS. HMM. 895 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:20,231 HA! TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME! 896 00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:26,371 JUST TRY TO GET AWAY, YOU DUMB RABBIT! 897 00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:41,852 OH, NO! 898 00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:45,523 I PLUMB FORGOT TO FASTEN MY SEAT BELT. 899 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:53,731 THE ONLY TROUBLE COMING DOWN THAT WAY 900 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:56,801 IS YOU GOT TO HAVE YOUR TURBAN REPACKED. 901 00:54:04,942 --> 00:54:06,010 AH! 902 00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:07,345 GOT HIM! 903 00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:08,946 HA HA HA HA! 904 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:14,352 THE LITTLE MAVERICK'S 905 00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:17,355 PULLED THE RUG RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER ME. 906 00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:27,698 AND NO MORE COFFEE BREAKS. 907 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:31,035 YEAH. THEY GIVE YOU SADDLE SORES. 908 00:54:31,035 --> 00:54:34,839 HOW ABOUT THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN? 909 00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:36,240 I ALREADY HEARD IT. 910 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,108 GUADALUPE? 911 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:39,977 NEVER HEARD IT. GO AHEAD. 912 00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:41,211 "OUR STORY BEGINS 913 00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:43,781 "IN THE QUAINT AND COLORFUL LITTLE TOWN OF GUADALUPE. 914 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:46,384 "THE TOWN WAS INFESTED WITH MICE, 915 00:54:46,384 --> 00:54:48,486 "AND THE MAYOR CALLED ON THE PIED PIPER, 916 00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:51,489 WHO HAPPENED TO BE A MICE-HATING CAT." 917 00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:54,158 AMIGOS, LOOK! 918 00:54:54,158 --> 00:54:55,560 THE GRINGO PUSSYCAT, 919 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,763 HE'S GONE MUCH LOCO IN THE CABEZA. 920 00:55:33,798 --> 00:55:35,400 [FLUTE PLAYS] 921 00:55:37,201 --> 00:55:40,538 DON'T GO, ORLANDO! NO! DON'T GO! 922 00:55:48,212 --> 00:55:49,814 [FLUTE PLAYS] 923 00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:02,226 THERE. THAT'S THE LAST ONE. 924 00:56:02,226 --> 00:56:05,162 NOT ALL OF THEM, MR. PIED PIPER. 925 00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:06,631 YOU DON'T CATCH ME. 926 00:56:06,631 --> 00:56:08,999 YOU BETTER PUT BACK ALL MY FRIENDS. 927 00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:11,636 PUT THEM BACK? WHY, YOU LITTLE PIP-SQUEAK, 928 00:56:11,636 --> 00:56:13,604 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 929 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,239 I'M SPEEDY GONZALES, 930 00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,642 THE FASTEST MOUSE IN ALL MEXICO. 931 00:56:17,642 --> 00:56:20,377 PUT THEM BACK, OR I'LL TAKE THEM BACK. 932 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:23,247 OH, YEAH? JUST GO AHEAD AND TRY IT. 933 00:56:23,247 --> 00:56:25,049 O.K. HERE I COME, iCOMRADOS! 934 00:56:25,049 --> 00:56:27,384 iYEE-HA! iANDALE! iARRIBA! iARRIBA! 935 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,053 iYEE-HA! iEPA! iEPA! 936 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:33,090 iYEE-HA! iANDALE! iARRIBA! iEPA! iEPA! iYEE-HA! 937 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:34,659 ALL RIGHT, WISE GUY. 938 00:56:34,659 --> 00:56:36,994 I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. 939 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:39,864 [DANCING] 940 00:56:44,835 --> 00:56:47,271 iANDALE! iANDALE! iARRIBA! iARRIBA! 941 00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:48,673 iANDALE! iARRIBA! iEPA! 942 00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:50,074 iYEE-HA! iANDALE! 943 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:52,176 iARRIBA! iARRIBA! iEPA! iEPA! 944 00:56:52,176 --> 00:56:55,412 iYEE-HA! iANDALE! iARRIBA! iARRIBA! iEPA! iEPA! 945 00:56:58,048 --> 00:56:59,884 [SQUEAKING] 946 00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:06,791 iEPA! iANDALE! iANDALE! iYEE-HA! 947 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:08,392 iANDALE! iARRIBA! iYEE-HA! 948 00:57:08,392 --> 00:57:10,127 iARRIBA! iARRIBA! iANDALE! 949 00:57:10,127 --> 00:57:11,729 [FOOTSTEPS] 950 00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:22,740 [PANTING] 951 00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:23,808 [GULP] 952 00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:25,943 COME ON, PUSSYCAT. YOU CAN MAKE IT. 953 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,545 YOU ONLY GOT THREE MORE STEPS. 954 00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:29,179 DON'T GIVE UP. 955 00:57:34,552 --> 00:57:36,687 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 956 00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:42,593 * LA CUCARACHA * 957 00:57:42,593 --> 00:57:47,965 * LA CUCARACHA * 958 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:54,004 * YA NO PUEDO CAMINAR * 959 00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:58,008 BUENOS NOCHES, SENOR GATO. 960 00:57:58,008 --> 00:58:03,614 MY NAME IS SLOWPOKE RODRIGUEZ. 961 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:07,217 IS THIS WHERE LIVES IT MY COUSIN 962 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:08,953 SENOR SPEEDY GONZALES? 963 00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:10,220 SLOWPOKE? 964 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:11,989 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SURE. 965 00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:14,258 COME RIGHT IN. 966 00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:18,428 * PORQUE NO TIENE * 967 00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:23,968 * PORQUE LE FALTA * 968 00:58:23,968 --> 00:58:29,774 * MARIHUANA QUE FUMAR ** 969 00:58:29,774 --> 00:58:32,943 SLOWPOKE! WHAT YOU DOING HERE? 970 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,818 THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A COUNTRY MOUSE. 971 00:58:40,818 --> 00:58:42,653 IT'S TOO DANGEROUS. 972 00:58:42,653 --> 00:58:45,089 WHEN DO WE EAT? I'M HUNGRY. 973 00:58:45,089 --> 00:58:47,658 THERE'S LOTS OF FOOD IN THE REFRIGERATOR, 974 00:58:47,658 --> 00:58:50,327 BUT YOU GOT TO GET BY THE PUSSYCAT. 975 00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:52,262 THAT'S GOOD. 976 00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:56,601 I GET IT. I'M HUNGRY. 977 00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:02,072 ONLY THE FASTEST MOUSE CAN MAKE IT, WHICH IS ME, 978 00:59:02,072 --> 00:59:04,675 NOT THE SLOWEST MOUSE, WHICH IS YOU. 979 00:59:04,675 --> 00:59:06,276 I'M HUNGRY. 980 00:59:06,276 --> 00:59:08,478 O.K. I GET IT FOR YOU. 981 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,981 iANDALE! iANDALE! iARRIBA! iEPA! iEPA! iYEE-HA! 982 00:59:10,981 --> 00:59:16,687 iANDALE! iEPA! iEPA! iARRIBA! iANDALE! 983 00:59:16,687 --> 00:59:19,690 iARRIBA! iARRIBA! iEPA! iEPA! iARRIBA! 984 00:59:19,690 --> 00:59:21,458 iANDALE! iANDALE! iARRIBA! 985 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:23,694 HOW'S THIS, COUSIN SLOWPOKE? 986 00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:27,698 THAT'S VERY GOOD, COUSIN SPEEDY... 987 00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:31,301 BUT YOUR FORGOT THE TOBASCO SAUCE. 988 00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:33,871 O.K. I GET IT FOR YOU. 989 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:38,308 iANDALE! iARRIBA! iARRIBA! iEPA! iEPA! iYEE-HA! 990 00:59:46,283 --> 00:59:49,720 iEPA! iEPA! iANDALE! iANDALE! iARRIBA! iARRIB--! 991 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,421 WHOOPS! I'M STUCK. 992 00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:54,659 [CHUCKLING] 993 00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:00,130 WELL, HUH! 994 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:03,333 IT'S TAKEN A LONG TIME TO GET YOU, 995 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:05,936 BUT IT'S BEEN WORTH IT. 996 01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:14,344 YEOW! 997 01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:25,355 OH, SENOR GATO, YOU FORGOT YOUR FLUTE. 998 01:00:25,355 --> 01:00:26,757 DON'T YOU WANT HIM? 999 01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:30,094 NO, I DON'T WANT HIM. YOU CAN HAVE IT. 1000 01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,897 GRACIAS, SENOR GATO. GRACIAS. 1001 01:00:34,098 --> 01:00:36,100 [BUGS BUNNY] INSTEAD OF THE PIED PIPER 1002 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:38,102 LEADING THE MICE OUT OF TOWN, 1003 01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:41,538 THE MOUSE LED THE PIED PIPER OUT OF TOWN. 1004 01:00:41,538 --> 01:00:43,307 BOY, WHAT A DUMB CAT. 1005 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:44,709 I'VE SEEN DUMB CATS, 1006 01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:46,677 BUT THAT'S THE DUMBEST CAT OF ALL. 1007 01:00:46,677 --> 01:00:49,146 WELL, IT TAKES A DUMMY TO KNOW A DUMMY. 1008 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:52,282 DADDY, HE CALLED YOUR DARLING A DUMMY! 1009 01:00:52,282 --> 01:00:53,684 NOW YOU'LL GET IT. 1010 01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:55,552 YOU'LL GET BOILED IN OIL. 1011 01:00:55,552 --> 01:00:56,721 DADDY! 1012 01:00:56,721 --> 01:00:58,188 PIPE DOWN! 1013 01:00:58,188 --> 01:00:59,589 IF YOU KEEP QUIET, 1014 01:00:59,589 --> 01:01:02,326 I'LL TELL YOU A VERY SPECIAL STORY. 1015 01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:03,794 WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 1016 01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:08,899 IT'S ABOUT A SINGING FROG. 1017 01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:10,901 A SINGING FROG! 1018 01:01:10,901 --> 01:01:14,638 WHOEVER HEARD OF A FROG THAT COULD SING? 1019 01:01:14,638 --> 01:01:17,341 IF YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT, 1020 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:18,743 SIT DOWN AND KEEP QUIET. 1021 01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:21,746 "THIS STORY BEGAN NOT TOO LONG AGO 1022 01:01:21,746 --> 01:01:24,248 "IN A BIG CITY CALLED THE BIG APPLE. 1023 01:01:24,248 --> 01:01:26,884 "THE BIG APPLE WAS SO LOADED WITH PEOPLE, 1024 01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:29,486 "THEY HARDLY KNEW WHERE TO PUT THEM ALL. 1025 01:01:29,486 --> 01:01:31,021 "THEY PUT UP BIGGER BUILDINGS. 1026 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:33,523 "TO PUT UP A BIG BUILDING, 1027 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:36,360 THEY REMOVED A LITTLE BUILDING." 1028 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:13,463 [CROAK] 1029 01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:20,537 * HELLO, MY BABY, HELLO, MY HONEY * 1030 01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:22,672 * HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAL * 1031 01:02:22,672 --> 01:02:24,942 * SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE * 1032 01:02:24,942 --> 01:02:27,511 * BABY, MY HEART'S ON FIRE * 1033 01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:29,814 * IF YOU REFUSE ME, HONEY, YOU'LL LOSE ME * 1034 01:02:29,814 --> 01:02:31,215 * THEN YOU'LL BE LEFT ALONE * 1035 01:02:31,215 --> 01:02:33,017 * OH, BABY, TELEPHONE * 1036 01:02:33,017 --> 01:02:36,386 * AND TELL ME I'M YOUR OWN ** 1037 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:36,914 [CROAK] 1038 01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:47,958 * EVERYBODY DO THE MICHIGAN RAG * 1039 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:50,928 * EVERYBODY LIKES THE MICHIGAN RAG * 1040 01:03:50,928 --> 01:03:53,197 * EVERY MAME AND JANE AND RUTH... * 1041 01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:57,501 * STOMP AND ROMP AND POMP THE MICHIGAN * 1042 01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:00,770 * JUMP, CLUMP, HUMP THE MICHIGAN RAG * 1043 01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:04,574 * THAT LOVIN' RAG ** 1044 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,014 [CROAK] 1045 01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:23,827 * COME BACK TO ERIN, MY BOY, MY BOY * 1046 01:04:23,827 --> 01:04:27,831 * COME BACK AGAIN TO THE LAND * 1047 01:04:27,831 --> 01:04:31,301 * OF THY BIRTH ** 1048 01:04:32,136 --> 01:04:34,338 * ...WILD ABOUT HARRY * 1049 01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:36,806 * AND HARRY'S WILD ABOUT ME * 1050 01:04:36,806 --> 01:04:39,309 * OH, I'M JUST WILD ABOUT HARRY * 1051 01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:42,212 * AND HE'S JUST WILD ABOUT, CANNOT DO WITHOUT * 1052 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:45,082 * HE'S JUST WILD ABOUT ME ** 1053 01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:48,818 * "...McCLOSKEY" WAS TO BE THE BATTLE CRY * 1054 01:04:48,818 --> 01:04:51,855 * THROW HIM DOWN, McCLOSKEY, YOU CAN LICK 'EM IF YOU TRY * 1055 01:04:51,855 --> 01:04:56,126 * AND FUTURE GENERATIONS WITH WONDER AND DELIGHT * 1056 01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:59,930 * WILL READ ON HISTORY'S PAGES OF THE GREAT McCLOSKEY FIGHT ** 1057 01:04:59,930 --> 01:05:02,166 [ONE PERSON CLAPPING] 1058 01:05:04,068 --> 01:05:06,170 * EVERYBODY DO THE MICHIGAN RAG * 1059 01:05:06,170 --> 01:05:10,440 * EVERYBODY LIKES THE MICHIGAN RAG * 1060 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,209 * EVERY MAME AND JANE AND RUTH * 1061 01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:13,610 * FROM WEEHAWKEN TO DULUTH * 1062 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,479 * SLIDE, RIDE, GLIDE THE MICHIGAN * 1063 01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:17,247 * STOMP, ROMP, AND POMP THE MICHIGAN * 1064 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:20,150 * JUMP, CLUMP, HUMP THE MICHIGAN RAG * 1065 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:23,988 * THAT LOVIN' RAG ** 1066 01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:28,959 * WON'T YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE? * 1067 01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:32,096 * WON'T YOU COME OVER AND PLAY? * 1068 01:05:32,096 --> 01:05:35,665 * I'VE LOTS OF PLAYTHINGS, A DOLLY OR TWO * 1069 01:05:35,665 --> 01:05:38,635 * WE LIVE IN THE HOUSE 'CROSS THE WAY * 1070 01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:42,372 * I'LL GIVE YOU CANDY AND SWEET THINGS * 1071 01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:45,509 * I'LL PUT YOUR HAIR IN A CURL * 1072 01:05:45,509 --> 01:05:48,278 * WON'T YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE * 1073 01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:52,316 * AND PLAY THAT YOU'RE MY LITTLE GIRL? ** 1074 01:05:56,853 --> 01:05:58,488 [CROWD BOOING] 1075 01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:00,190 [CROAK] 1076 01:06:07,164 --> 01:06:09,333 [SINGING OPERA] 1077 01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:38,228 [CROAK] 1078 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:44,334 * PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT ME WHILE I'M GONE * 1079 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:49,273 * OH, HONEY, THOUGH OUR FRIENDSHIP CEASES FROM NOW ON ** 1080 01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:01,285 [BUGS BUNNY] "FINALLY, THE POOR GUY DECIDED 1081 01:07:01,285 --> 01:07:03,320 "TO DUMP HIS WARTY PRIMA DONNA 1082 01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:06,290 "BACK INTO THE OBSCURITY WHERE HE FOUND HIM. 1083 01:07:06,290 --> 01:07:09,526 HE TIPTOED OFF INTO THE MISTS OF TIME." 1084 01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:12,729 AND THAT'S THE STORY OF THE SINGING FROG. 1085 01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:24,808 WATER. 1086 01:07:24,808 --> 01:07:27,811 I--I GOT TO HAVE WATER. 1087 01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:29,346 C-COOL... 1088 01:07:29,346 --> 01:07:34,084 C-CLEAR...TINKLING... 1089 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:36,253 HA! WATER! 1090 01:07:45,829 --> 01:07:47,231 HUH! 1091 01:07:47,231 --> 01:07:49,433 JUST A MIRAGE. 1092 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,836 COME ON. LET'S GET GOING. 1093 01:07:52,836 --> 01:07:54,204 I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY. 1094 01:07:54,204 --> 01:07:55,605 LET'S HAVE ANOTHER STORY. 1095 01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:58,708 I AIN'T TELLIN' YOU NO MORE STORIES. 1096 01:07:58,708 --> 01:08:02,312 YOU'LL BE BOILED IN OIL. 1097 01:08:02,312 --> 01:08:05,749 NO MORE STORIES. ME MIND'S MADE UP. 1098 01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:08,885 DADDY, HE AIN'T GOIN' TO TELL ME NO MORE STORIES! 1099 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:10,720 COME QUICK! IT'S AN EMERGENCY! 1100 01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:11,555 DADDY! 1101 01:08:11,555 --> 01:08:13,523 ALL RIGHT, YOU RAUNCHY RABBIT! 1102 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:15,959 WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT NOW? 1103 01:08:15,959 --> 01:08:17,361 I ABSOLUTELY, EMPHATICALLY, 1104 01:08:17,361 --> 01:08:18,762 AND WITH GREAT CONVICTION 1105 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:23,833 REFUSE TO READ ANOTHER STORY TO YOUR SON! 1106 01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:25,502 YOU WHAT? HEH HEH HEH! 1107 01:08:25,502 --> 01:08:27,637 YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID, 1108 01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:31,241 THAT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO READ NO MORE STORIES. 1109 01:08:31,241 --> 01:08:34,444 YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT, DID YOU? 1110 01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:36,846 NOT ONLY DID I SAY THAT, 1111 01:08:36,846 --> 01:08:40,650 BUT I'LL EMPHASIZE ME SENTIMENTS LIKE THIS. 1112 01:08:40,650 --> 01:08:42,186 NO! 1113 01:08:42,186 --> 01:08:44,888 OW! OOH! OUCH! 1114 01:08:44,888 --> 01:08:46,290 OOH! OW! TAKE IT! 1115 01:08:46,290 --> 01:08:50,126 OW! OW! OUCH! OW! 1116 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:52,128 OOH! OW! BACK AT YOU! 1117 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,731 EEE! YA! YOU TAKE IT! 1118 01:08:54,731 --> 01:08:56,166 YIPE! 1119 01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:58,168 OUCH! I DON'T WANT IT! 1120 01:08:58,168 --> 01:09:01,771 [YOSEMITE SAM] OUCH! OOH! OW! OH! 1121 01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:03,473 EASY! 1122 01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:09,813 [YOSEMITE SAM] NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, RABBIT! 1123 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:13,149 NOW I'M GONNA DUNK YOU IN THE BOILING OIL! 1124 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,184 GUARDS! 1125 01:09:14,184 --> 01:09:15,585 HEAT UP THAT OIL! 1126 01:09:15,585 --> 01:09:18,188 THE COLONEL'S CHICKEN HAS GOT COMPANY. 1127 01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:21,191 I DON'T MIND BEING DUNKED IN BOILING OIL. 1128 01:09:21,191 --> 01:09:24,494 A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF OIL IS GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN. 1129 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,430 EVEN BEHEADING ISN'T SO BAD 1130 01:09:26,430 --> 01:09:27,664 ONCE YOU GET USED TO IT. 1131 01:09:27,664 --> 01:09:30,267 BUT YOU GOT TO PROMISE ME ONE THING-- 1132 01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:33,237 PROMISE ME YOU WON'T THROW ME IN THAT HOLE. 1133 01:09:33,237 --> 01:09:34,538 LOOKS DEEP AND DARK. 1134 01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:37,541 I'LL TAKE ANYTHING, BUT NOT THAT HOLE. 1135 01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:39,142 I'LL SUFFOCATE IN THERE! 1136 01:09:39,142 --> 01:09:42,011 YOU CAN AFFORD TO BE MERCIFUL! 1137 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:45,482 PLEASE...NOT THAT HOLE! 1138 01:09:45,482 --> 01:09:47,951 THROW HIM IN THE HOLE, DADDY! 1139 01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:49,353 THAT'S MY BOY! 1140 01:09:49,353 --> 01:09:51,955 HE'S BEGINNING TO THINK LIKE ME. 1141 01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:54,224 THROW HIM IN THE HOLE! 1142 01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:57,694 NO, NO. NOT THE HOLE. NOT THAT. 1143 01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,229 YAH! 1144 01:09:59,229 --> 01:10:03,066 [IMITATES BOMB FALLING] 1145 01:10:03,066 --> 01:10:04,634 CRASH! 1146 01:10:05,769 --> 01:10:09,939 THE CRITTER MUST HAVE BUSTED EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY. 1147 01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:13,076 WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET ANOTHER STORYTELLER? 1148 01:10:13,076 --> 01:10:14,878 [BUZZING] 1149 01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:19,749 WATER! WATER! 1150 01:10:19,749 --> 01:10:22,552 H2O! WATER! 1151 01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:25,154 I CAN'T STAND THIS HORRIBLE THIRST! 1152 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:27,156 WATER! WATER! 1153 01:10:27,156 --> 01:10:28,825 WHAT THE-- 1154 01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:30,527 AH, WHAT'S UP, DOC? 1155 01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:33,129 IT'S YOU! YOU'RE NOT A MIRAGE! 1156 01:10:33,129 --> 01:10:35,532 I CAN FEEL YOU. YOU'RE REAL. 1157 01:10:35,532 --> 01:10:37,534 OF COURSE I'M REAL, DAFFY. 1158 01:10:37,534 --> 01:10:39,603 AND IF YOU'RE REAL, 1159 01:10:39,603 --> 01:10:41,338 THEN THAT BIG HOUSE IS REAL. 1160 01:10:41,338 --> 01:10:43,540 IT'S REAL. 1161 01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:46,743 IF IT'S REAL, IT'S MINE. I SAW IT FIRST. 1162 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:49,746 BACK! BACK! BACK! IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE! 1163 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:52,349 DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! GO! GO! GO! 1164 01:10:52,349 --> 01:10:53,783 MINE! MINE! MINE! 1165 01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:57,186 I'LL SELL A MILLION BUCKS WORTH OF BOOKS 1166 01:10:57,186 --> 01:10:58,555 IN THAT HOUSE! 1167 01:10:58,555 --> 01:11:01,791 DAFFY, WAIT! THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW! 1168 01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:06,363 YEAH? 1169 01:11:06,363 --> 01:11:07,764 GOOD DAY, SIR. 1170 01:11:07,764 --> 01:11:10,199 I REPRESENT THE RAMBLING HOUSE STORYBOOK COMPANY. 1171 01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:11,601 COME ON IN, STRANGER. 1172 01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:14,538 WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 1173 01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:18,908 WELL, IF HE WON'T LISTEN, 1174 01:11:18,908 --> 01:11:21,778 HE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT THE HARD WAY. 1175 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:24,381 [YOSEMITE SAM] TELL MY SON A THOUSAND STORIES, 1176 01:11:24,381 --> 01:11:26,383 OR I'LL PLUCK EVERY FEATHER 1177 01:11:26,383 --> 01:11:28,485 OFF OF THAT CARCASS OF YOURS! 1178 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:31,120 [DAFFY DUCK] I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY. 1179 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:35,359 SLOW DOWN, RABBIT! WAIT FOR ME! 1180 01:11:35,359 --> 01:11:36,760 I SHOWED THAT SULTAN 1181 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:39,463 HE DOESN'T SCARE THIS LITTLE DUCK. 1182 01:11:39,463 --> 01:11:41,598 HEY, YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE 1183 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,800 ANY SUN TAN OIL ON YOU, DO YOU? 1184 01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:01,418 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 1185 01:12:01,418 --> 01:12:04,821 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 78342

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