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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,953 --> 00:00:33,872 [BALL BOUNCING] 2 00:00:58,314 --> 00:00:59,633 Michael? 3 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:05,593 What are you doing out here, son? It's after midnight. 4 00:01:05,754 --> 00:01:07,193 MICHAEL: Couldn't sleep, Pops. 5 00:01:07,354 --> 00:01:10,193 Well, neither can we, with all that noise you're making. 6 00:01:10,354 --> 00:01:11,514 Come on, let's go inside. 7 00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,994 Just one more shot? 8 00:01:14,154 --> 00:01:15,553 [CHUCKLES] 9 00:01:15,714 --> 00:01:17,834 All right. Just one. 10 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,434 Yeah. 11 00:01:20,634 --> 00:01:21,634 [JAMES CHUCKLES] 12 00:01:21,795 --> 00:01:24,194 That's good. Shoot it again. 13 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:31,114 Getting pretty good, son. Go ahead, shoot till you miss. 14 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:33,514 You think if I can get good enough, I can go to college? 15 00:01:33,675 --> 00:01:34,674 Hey... 16 00:01:36,595 --> 00:01:40,074 ...if you get good enough, you can do anything you want to, Michael. 17 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:43,154 I want to play at North Carolina. 18 00:01:44,915 --> 00:01:46,954 That's a real fine school. Real fine school. 19 00:01:47,115 --> 00:01:49,195 You can get a first-class education there. 20 00:01:49,356 --> 00:01:51,715 I want to play on a championship team. 21 00:01:52,636 --> 00:01:55,154 Then I want to play in the NBA. 22 00:01:57,516 --> 00:01:59,915 [CHUCKLING] All right, let's slow down, son. 23 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:02,235 Don't you think you ought to get a little sleep first? 24 00:02:02,396 --> 00:02:04,115 - And once I've done all that... - Uh-huh. 25 00:02:04,276 --> 00:02:06,435 ...I want to play baseball, just like you, Dad. 26 00:02:06,596 --> 00:02:09,396 Baseball. Now, that's a sport. 27 00:02:09,556 --> 00:02:13,356 And when you're finished with that, I suppose you're gonna fly, huh? 28 00:02:35,997 --> 00:02:37,676 [CROWD CHEERING] 29 00:05:37,683 --> 00:05:39,442 MICHAEL: I just feel at this particular time... 30 00:05:39,603 --> 00:05:43,282 ...that I reached the, uh, pinnacle of my basketball career and I must retire. 31 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:44,402 [MURMURING] 32 00:05:44,563 --> 00:05:47,883 The one good thing that comes out of this is that my father had the opportunity... 33 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:51,563 ...to see me play my last basketball game, and that means a lot to me. 34 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:53,363 MALE REPORTER: What are you gonna do now? 35 00:05:53,523 --> 00:05:57,562 Well, I've never really told anybody this, except for one person, and, uh... 36 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,683 But I think I'm gonna go play professional baseball. 37 00:05:59,843 --> 00:06:00,842 [MURMURING] 38 00:06:01,004 --> 00:06:04,323 - What position will you play? - I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher. 39 00:06:04,484 --> 00:06:08,563 I think that would be kind of hard for me to pitch, so I'm gonna play the outfield. 40 00:06:51,005 --> 00:06:52,724 [SCREAMING] 41 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:56,725 KID: Woo-hoo! 42 00:06:58,646 --> 00:07:00,685 Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks. 43 00:07:00,846 --> 00:07:02,725 Don't bring me here anymore, all right? 44 00:07:02,886 --> 00:07:06,045 - Don't bring me here anymore, all right? SWACKHAMMER: Are you listening? 45 00:07:06,205 --> 00:07:10,805 Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right. 46 00:07:10,966 --> 00:07:13,204 I've told you, if I've told you once... 47 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:17,445 ...I told you a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times. 48 00:07:17,606 --> 00:07:19,525 We need new attractions. 49 00:07:19,926 --> 00:07:20,885 - Right. - New ones. 50 00:07:21,046 --> 00:07:22,045 Uh-huh. 51 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:24,286 - Get it? - Big, shiny new things, yeah. 52 00:07:24,446 --> 00:07:27,046 - Absolutely, sir. - Look at me. Look at me and listen. 53 00:07:27,766 --> 00:07:28,966 The customer is always right. 54 00:07:29,126 --> 00:07:30,125 [SCREAMS] 55 00:07:30,286 --> 00:07:33,085 BOTH: Right. - The customer is always right. 56 00:07:33,246 --> 00:07:34,686 BUPKUS: Exactly. 57 00:07:34,847 --> 00:07:36,326 Always. 58 00:07:36,487 --> 00:07:37,485 [GROANS] 59 00:07:37,646 --> 00:07:38,646 ALL: Right. 60 00:07:38,807 --> 00:07:41,286 - Okay, we need something... NAWT: My bad. 61 00:07:41,447 --> 00:07:42,646 We need something... 62 00:07:42,807 --> 00:07:43,805 [YELLS] 63 00:07:44,247 --> 00:07:46,286 ...nutty. - Nutty. 64 00:07:46,447 --> 00:07:48,486 - Something wacky. NAWT: Wacky. 65 00:07:48,647 --> 00:07:51,126 We need something, something... Something... We need something... 66 00:07:51,287 --> 00:07:52,886 Looney? Oops. 67 00:07:53,047 --> 00:07:54,166 Looney. Thank you. 68 00:07:54,327 --> 00:07:55,567 Looney? 69 00:07:57,847 --> 00:08:00,166 I'm an elk. Shoot me. 70 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,487 Yes. Looney. Yes. 71 00:08:06,648 --> 00:08:10,167 Now you're talking. Looney. Looney. That's it. 72 00:08:10,328 --> 00:08:12,726 That's the word I was looking for. Looney. 73 00:08:12,887 --> 00:08:15,047 - Get the Looney Tunes. - Looney Tunes! 74 00:08:15,207 --> 00:08:18,807 - Bring them here. BLANKO: Sir. Just noticing, sir. 75 00:08:18,968 --> 00:08:21,767 They're from Earth. What if they can't come? 76 00:08:22,288 --> 00:08:25,487 What did you say? What if they can't come? 77 00:08:26,848 --> 00:08:28,767 - Make them. - Cool. 78 00:08:29,288 --> 00:08:30,727 Make them. Ha-ha-ha. 79 00:08:30,888 --> 00:08:34,447 CREATURES: We're gonna go get them. Yeah. All right. 80 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:44,208 UMPIRE: Strike! 81 00:08:47,329 --> 00:08:48,608 Looks good in that uniform. 82 00:08:48,769 --> 00:08:50,968 Looks great. Can't teach that. 83 00:08:51,128 --> 00:08:52,088 Can't teach it. 84 00:08:52,249 --> 00:08:55,288 Thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now. 85 00:08:55,449 --> 00:08:56,928 No problem. Happy to do it, man. 86 00:08:57,089 --> 00:08:58,649 Let's go! 87 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,409 Curve ball. Don't swing. 88 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,289 Don't swing. 89 00:09:14,329 --> 00:09:15,769 UMPIRE: Ball! 90 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:21,649 Fastball, outside corner. Swing. 91 00:09:26,570 --> 00:09:28,609 Strike! 92 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:29,889 CATCHER: That was your pitch. 93 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,290 I know, I missed it. 94 00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:34,290 Don't worry. I'll get you another one. 95 00:09:37,051 --> 00:09:39,449 Podolak. Podolak, come here. 96 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:40,730 Sorry, I didn't mean to... 97 00:09:40,891 --> 00:09:43,409 - Come here. - Yes, sir? 98 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:47,489 Make sure nobody bothers Michael. I want him to be the happiest player in the world. 99 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:48,729 The happiest. 100 00:09:49,811 --> 00:09:52,050 Slider. Don't swing. 101 00:09:56,891 --> 00:09:58,210 Strike three! 102 00:09:58,371 --> 00:09:59,450 I told you not to swing. 103 00:09:59,611 --> 00:10:00,690 I couldn't help it. 104 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,930 I understand. Hey, nice talking to you. 105 00:10:03,091 --> 00:10:04,770 [ORGAN PLAYING "CHARGE"] 106 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,411 We're not worried. We're not worried. 107 00:10:15,852 --> 00:10:18,250 PLAYER 1: Good job, Mike. PLAYER 2: Good hustle. 108 00:10:18,412 --> 00:10:19,730 Good cut, Michael. Good cut. 109 00:10:19,891 --> 00:10:22,651 That was a strikeout, Mike? Good-looking strikeout. Real good. 110 00:10:22,812 --> 00:10:25,851 You look good when you strike out. When I strike out, it looks nasty, man. 111 00:10:26,012 --> 00:10:28,251 At least you look good, man. Good-looking. 112 00:10:28,412 --> 00:10:29,411 [GRUNTING] 113 00:10:29,572 --> 00:10:30,971 Hi, Mr. Jordan. 114 00:10:31,772 --> 00:10:33,611 Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak... 115 00:10:33,772 --> 00:10:35,091 [YELLS] 116 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:37,211 [STAN GROANING] 117 00:10:37,653 --> 00:10:40,171 Oh, jeez. 118 00:10:43,172 --> 00:10:46,812 - You all right? That was a nasty fall. - Yeah. 119 00:10:46,973 --> 00:10:51,092 Oh. I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan. I'm the Barons' new publicist. 120 00:10:52,213 --> 00:10:55,452 I'm here to make your life easier. Want me to drive you somewhere? 121 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,852 Want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids? I will do it. 122 00:10:59,013 --> 00:11:04,413 I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever bother you. 123 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:07,693 [CROWD GASPING AND MURMURING] 124 00:11:13,294 --> 00:11:14,293 What was that? 125 00:11:19,454 --> 00:11:20,453 Hang on. 126 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,492 - Hanging on. - Hanging on. 127 00:11:23,653 --> 00:11:25,613 BLANKO: Are we there yet? 128 00:11:28,014 --> 00:11:29,093 [YELLING] 129 00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:34,973 - Bombastic. - Cool. 130 00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:45,654 [GUNSHOTS] 131 00:11:45,815 --> 00:11:47,734 ELMER: All right, you irascible bunny. 132 00:11:47,895 --> 00:11:50,013 Come back here, you screwy rodent. 133 00:11:50,175 --> 00:11:54,493 I'll, uh, be with you in a second, folks, after I finish with nature boy here. 134 00:11:54,654 --> 00:11:58,174 All right, you pesky rabbit. I've got you now. 135 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,614 Ouch! 136 00:12:02,175 --> 00:12:03,174 Hmm. 137 00:12:05,695 --> 00:12:08,814 One small step for moi... 138 00:12:08,975 --> 00:12:11,694 One giant leap for Moron Mountain. 139 00:12:11,855 --> 00:12:13,014 [SCREAMS] 140 00:12:13,855 --> 00:12:16,135 And one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd. 141 00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:22,494 Diminutive, ain't they? 142 00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:25,415 - We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny. - Yeah, Bugs Bunny. 143 00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:27,335 - Have you seen him? - Where is this guy? 144 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,215 BLANKO: Is he around? 145 00:12:29,376 --> 00:12:32,655 Hmm. Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny. 146 00:12:32,816 --> 00:12:35,695 Say, does he have, uh, great big long ears? 147 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,175 - Like this? - Yeah. Yeah. 148 00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:41,295 And does he hop around like this? 149 00:12:44,657 --> 00:12:46,176 - Yeah. - Well, uh... 150 00:12:46,336 --> 00:12:48,496 ...does he say, "What's up, doc?" Like this: 151 00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:53,656 - Eh, what's up, doc? - Yeah! 152 00:12:53,817 --> 00:12:55,736 Nope. Never heard of him. 153 00:12:56,177 --> 00:12:57,656 [ALL SIGHS] 154 00:12:58,296 --> 00:13:03,335 You know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the universe after all. 155 00:13:04,097 --> 00:13:05,696 [HUMMING] 156 00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:09,896 POUND: Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune. 157 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,216 BANG: Hey, what do you think we are, stupid? 158 00:13:12,378 --> 00:13:14,776 Don't move a muscle. 159 00:13:15,457 --> 00:13:19,097 Okay, bunny, gather up your Tune pals. 160 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,057 - We're taking you for a ride. Ha, ha. NAWT: Move it, mister. 161 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,576 Totally. All right. So, like, where are we going? 162 00:13:29,378 --> 00:13:31,297 Are we there yet? 163 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,537 STAN: Sorry it took so long. MICHAEL: Don't worry. 164 00:13:33,698 --> 00:13:36,737 STAN: That exit wasn't clearly marked. MICHAEL: Hold up, right here. 165 00:13:36,898 --> 00:13:38,297 STAN: What, here? MICHAEL: Yes. 166 00:13:43,018 --> 00:13:44,857 Thanks for the ride, Sherm. Appreciate it. 167 00:13:45,019 --> 00:13:46,737 - It's Stan, Mike. - Sorry. 168 00:13:46,898 --> 00:13:50,177 But you can call me Sherm if you want to. I've followed your whole career. 169 00:13:50,339 --> 00:13:53,098 - You're the greatest athlete that's ever lived. - Stan, Stan, Stan. 170 00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:56,258 How do I get out? The door doesn't work. 171 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,297 - I'm sorry. I forgot... It's a classic. - Oh, yeah. 172 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:02,978 It's a classic, but it's got a few peccadilloes. Hold on just a second. 173 00:14:03,138 --> 00:14:06,178 A few, huh? It's smoking, too, man. You need to get that checked. 174 00:14:06,339 --> 00:14:08,058 [GROWLING] 175 00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:09,698 Thanks for the ride. 176 00:14:09,859 --> 00:14:11,298 Oh. 177 00:14:11,619 --> 00:14:14,338 Oh, this is nice. This is a nice house. 178 00:14:14,499 --> 00:14:16,498 That is a beauty. What is that, Colonial? 179 00:14:16,659 --> 00:14:17,858 It's a nice house. 180 00:14:18,019 --> 00:14:20,259 If you need anything done around the house, I'd be happy... 181 00:14:20,419 --> 00:14:22,459 - Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks. - Anything you need. 182 00:14:22,619 --> 00:14:24,538 - You gave me a ride. I appreciate it. - Sure. 183 00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:27,099 Tomorrow I'm gonna drive, okay? So I don't need the ride. 184 00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:29,539 But thanks, though. 185 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,779 Too conspicuous? 186 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,219 Yeah. 187 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,698 [CHUCKLES] 188 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,899 - All right. All right. - Thanks, though. 189 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:40,259 - Tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. 190 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,539 [BARKS] 191 00:14:48,101 --> 00:14:49,859 Come on, dog. No, not today. 192 00:14:50,021 --> 00:14:51,019 [GRUNTS] 193 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,779 Dog, get off me. Your breath. 194 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,820 - Mr. Jordan, are you okay? - Get off of me! 195 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,139 Get off of him, Charles. 196 00:14:56,301 --> 00:14:58,299 - Bad dog. Git. - Get off of him. 197 00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:01,060 - Get off me, Charles. - Get off of him before I cook you. 198 00:15:01,221 --> 00:15:03,820 Come on, come on. Come on, baby. Come on. 199 00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:08,019 [CHATTERING AND CHEERING] 200 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,820 Get out of the car! 201 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,980 Good game. 202 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,300 Hey, Jeff, you okay? 203 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,180 - How was your game? JEFF: I don't want to talk. 204 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,940 - Hi, Dad. JASMINE: Hey, hey. 205 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,461 PASSENGERS: Michael! 206 00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:34,340 - Daddy, Daddy! - How you doing? 207 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,741 JUANITA: Hey. MICHAEL: Hey. 208 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,461 - Ooh. You're all covered with drool, baby. - That's your dog. 209 00:15:40,622 --> 00:15:42,821 - What's wrong with Jeff? - He went two for five... 210 00:15:42,981 --> 00:15:45,021 ...lost 32 points in his average. - Is that all? 211 00:15:45,182 --> 00:15:48,261 Yeah, so that puts him at like a.685 or something. 212 00:15:48,422 --> 00:15:50,021 He's batting what? 213 00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:53,181 Mm. Smells good in here. What you cooking? 214 00:15:53,342 --> 00:15:56,102 HOUSEKEEPER: Chicken. - Chicken and what? 215 00:15:56,263 --> 00:15:58,982 - Chicken and collard greens. - Good. I'm gonna need a good meal tonight. 216 00:15:59,143 --> 00:16:00,902 [HOUSEKEEPER CHUCKLES] 217 00:16:02,342 --> 00:16:03,461 Is everything okay? 218 00:16:03,822 --> 00:16:07,022 I stunk up the place. I hope this baseball thing was a good idea. 219 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:10,262 It was another career day for Michael Jordan at Barons Field this afternoon. 220 00:16:10,422 --> 00:16:11,622 Let's face it. This baseball... 221 00:16:11,782 --> 00:16:13,622 What are you guys watching? 222 00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:16,542 - Today he had three strikeouts. - Is this the only thing on TV? 223 00:16:16,703 --> 00:16:19,382 - That brings his batting average down... - What's up with this? 224 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,662 ...to an anemic.214, which is also his weight. 225 00:16:21,823 --> 00:16:25,422 Baseball bat? Get this guy a tennis racquet. 226 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:27,422 Did everyone get mad at you? 227 00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:31,503 No. Worse. Everyone was real nice about it. 228 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:35,063 Michael, I know golf is your sport, but not here. 229 00:16:35,224 --> 00:16:37,343 I think you should open up your stance a little. 230 00:16:37,504 --> 00:16:39,663 It might make you more aggressive at the plate. 231 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:44,063 - You think so? I'll try to remember that. - Watching this hurts me more than you. 232 00:16:44,224 --> 00:16:47,983 What are you guys doing watching this stuff? It's bad for you. 233 00:16:53,704 --> 00:16:58,104 There you go. Road Runner. Beep, beep. 234 00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:03,464 [ROAD RUNNER BEEPS] 235 00:17:03,904 --> 00:17:06,584 Oh. Stop this cartoon. 236 00:17:06,745 --> 00:17:08,344 [PORKY PANTING] 237 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:13,864 We've got an emergency Cartoon Character Union Meeting to go to. 238 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:18,664 Hey, wait for me. Hold your horses. 239 00:17:24,785 --> 00:17:26,584 Dang. Where'd they go? 240 00:17:33,265 --> 00:17:35,984 - Stop the music. Top duck coming through. FOGHORN: Hey! 241 00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:39,945 Jeez. It's getting so a guy can't even get himself wet around here. 242 00:17:40,105 --> 00:17:42,304 So, what's the big emergency? 243 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:46,265 Uh, these little guys would like to make an announcement. Here you go, shorty. 244 00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:48,705 - Go. - All right, all right. 245 00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:49,945 [CLEARS THROAT] 246 00:17:50,106 --> 00:17:54,505 You, all of you, are now our prisoners. 247 00:17:55,786 --> 00:17:57,865 [LAUGHING] 248 00:17:58,066 --> 00:18:01,066 TUNE: We're in big trouble now. 249 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,906 We are taking you to our theme park in outer space. 250 00:18:05,066 --> 00:18:07,466 - No fooling. - Where you'll be our slaves. 251 00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:10,985 And placed on display for the amusement of our paying customers. 252 00:18:11,146 --> 00:18:13,865 Oh, fear clutches my breast. 253 00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:15,546 [LAUGHING] 254 00:18:15,707 --> 00:18:19,706 We ain't going nowheres. 255 00:18:25,347 --> 00:18:27,586 Eh, not so fast, doc. 256 00:18:27,747 --> 00:18:30,706 You just can't turn us into slaves. That would be bad. 257 00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:33,066 You've gotta give us a chance to defend ourselves. 258 00:18:33,227 --> 00:18:35,747 - Oh, yeah? Who says? NAWT: Says who? 259 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,026 BUPKUS: Why? - Just a sec. 260 00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:40,626 - There. Read them and weep. - What's this? 261 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:44,026 "Give them a chance to defend themselves." 262 00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:45,827 Aw. Do we have to? 263 00:18:45,988 --> 00:18:47,347 - It's in the rule book. - It is. 264 00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:49,587 Okay. It is in the rule book. 265 00:18:49,748 --> 00:18:50,787 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 266 00:18:50,948 --> 00:18:53,067 We have to confer. 267 00:18:55,468 --> 00:19:00,747 All right, troops. It is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us... 268 00:19:00,908 --> 00:19:02,467 Oh, I got it. 269 00:19:02,628 --> 00:19:05,027 Yes, Private Porkster? 270 00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:07,947 How about we challenge them to a... 271 00:19:08,908 --> 00:19:10,548 ...spelling bee? - Say... 272 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,748 ...we could have a bowling tournament. 273 00:19:12,909 --> 00:19:13,907 [CHUCKLES] 274 00:19:14,068 --> 00:19:15,948 Suffering succotash. 275 00:19:16,108 --> 00:19:17,868 What's wrong with all of you? 276 00:19:18,028 --> 00:19:19,468 I say we get a ladder... 277 00:19:19,629 --> 00:19:21,828 ...wait till the old lady's out of the room... 278 00:19:21,989 --> 00:19:24,748 ...then grab that little bird. 279 00:19:24,909 --> 00:19:28,148 Whoa, whoa, take a deep breath, Sly. 280 00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:31,828 Okay, let's analyze the competition. 281 00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:37,708 Now, uh, what are we looking at here? We got a small race of invading aliens. 282 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:40,988 Small arms. Short legs. 283 00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:42,669 Not very fast. 284 00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:44,508 Tiny little guys. 285 00:19:44,669 --> 00:19:46,949 Can't jump high. 286 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,949 ALL: Ah. 287 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:54,909 We challenge you to a basketball game. 288 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,029 All right. Basketball it is. 289 00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,829 - Basketball. - Basketball. 290 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,149 - Boy, oh, boy. - All right. 291 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,310 What is basketball? 292 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,469 - What's that? - Beats me. 293 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,069 We didn't have that in school. 294 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:07,790 - Lights. FOGHORN: Pardon me. Sorry. 295 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:09,869 Hey! Down in front. 296 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:12,069 NARRATOR: An exhilarating team sport... 297 00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:16,629 ...currently growing rapidly in popularity is basketball. 298 00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:21,389 Unlike football and baseball, only five men can play on a team. 299 00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:26,030 It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game that requires quick wits... 300 00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,430 ...and even faster reflexes. 301 00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:31,310 Here's how it's done in the professional ranks... 302 00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:36,750 ...the National Basketball Association, featuring the best players in the world. 303 00:20:36,911 --> 00:20:40,470 - The best players in the world. - The best. 304 00:20:40,751 --> 00:20:42,591 [HORNS HONKING] 305 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,191 [CROWD BOOS] 306 00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:01,591 POUND: Excuse me. Oh, so sorry. 307 00:21:01,752 --> 00:21:03,151 NAWT: Excuse me. 308 00:21:03,992 --> 00:21:05,551 BUPKUS: Ow. Get your feet out of my nose. 309 00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:07,631 BANG: Quiet, they're looking. 310 00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:10,992 NAWT: Hey, it's basketball. 311 00:21:11,153 --> 00:21:13,431 BANG: Where? BLANKO: Whoa. Now what? 312 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,111 [CROWD CHEERS] 313 00:21:17,272 --> 00:21:18,311 NAWT: Hey, hey! POUND: What? 314 00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:20,231 NAWT: She's looking again. BUPKUS: Close it up. 315 00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:21,751 - Tightly. - Aah. 316 00:21:21,912 --> 00:21:23,391 POUND: You poked me again. 317 00:21:23,873 --> 00:21:24,911 [NERDLUCKS GRUNTING] 318 00:21:25,073 --> 00:21:26,112 - Sweetheart? - What? 319 00:21:26,272 --> 00:21:29,232 - I thought you'd get better seats. - This is as good as I could get. 320 00:21:29,393 --> 00:21:32,512 This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat. 321 00:21:32,673 --> 00:21:35,592 Honey, will you just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us. 322 00:21:35,953 --> 00:21:38,072 Hey, someone's killing someone. 323 00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:39,872 No. Seriously? 324 00:21:40,234 --> 00:21:42,472 POUND: Wow, a killer. BANG: Let me see. 325 00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:46,233 There. That's him, the killer. 326 00:21:48,154 --> 00:21:49,273 He's big. 327 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,112 He's good. 328 00:21:51,273 --> 00:21:52,433 He's mine. 329 00:21:52,593 --> 00:21:54,873 NAWT: Okay, go get him. POUND: Yeah. 330 00:22:07,634 --> 00:22:11,673 Get back on defense. Let's go. Get back on defense, man. 331 00:22:13,155 --> 00:22:14,833 [CROWD CHEERS] 332 00:22:16,674 --> 00:22:18,594 What are you doing? 333 00:22:26,074 --> 00:22:27,713 Time out. Call time out. 334 00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:28,874 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 335 00:22:29,035 --> 00:22:31,474 What's wrong with you, man? You're killing us. 336 00:22:31,635 --> 00:22:34,194 - Let him in. Open up. - Open. 337 00:22:34,355 --> 00:22:36,954 BUPKUS: Wow. He did it. 338 00:22:37,115 --> 00:22:39,594 I got it. I got his talent. 339 00:22:39,755 --> 00:22:40,954 - All right. - Super. 340 00:22:41,115 --> 00:22:43,914 - Sit down, Chuck. - Man, I'm fine. I am fine. 341 00:22:44,075 --> 00:22:45,795 No, no. I played you too many minutes. 342 00:22:45,955 --> 00:22:48,635 - But I'm not tired. - Go get the doctor. 343 00:22:57,396 --> 00:22:59,075 - What's up, man? You all right? - Yeah. 344 00:22:59,236 --> 00:23:00,875 You sure? 345 00:23:01,636 --> 00:23:04,955 Come on, we're okay. You're okay. Come on, let's go. 346 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,595 Come on, Patrick. It's showtime. 347 00:23:13,796 --> 00:23:15,115 MAN: What's wrong with him? 348 00:23:21,796 --> 00:23:23,155 Popcorn... 349 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,676 In a shocking development... 350 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:28,436 ...five NBA players have been placed on the disabled list in the last 24 hours... 351 00:23:28,596 --> 00:23:30,795 ...all suffering from the same mysterious ailment. 352 00:23:30,956 --> 00:23:32,476 - Yeah? Hmm. - Whatever this mystery is... 353 00:23:32,637 --> 00:23:36,076 ...it affects the player's coordination. - I'll be home in a couple days. 354 00:23:36,237 --> 00:23:38,396 - Watch Patrick Ewing. - Put your mom on the phone. 355 00:23:39,957 --> 00:23:42,676 - It wasn't just in New York. - Hey, baby. How you doing? 356 00:23:42,837 --> 00:23:46,436 - Check out the highlights. - You watching TV? 357 00:23:48,357 --> 00:23:49,716 What the hell is going on? 358 00:23:49,877 --> 00:23:54,436 - You gonna be all right? - I'm ready, coach. All right. 359 00:23:55,038 --> 00:23:56,957 Looks like I retired just in time. 360 00:23:57,117 --> 00:23:58,677 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 361 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:03,316 All right, baby, gotta go. I'll call you later, okay? Love you. Bye. 362 00:24:03,478 --> 00:24:04,477 It's open! 363 00:24:04,957 --> 00:24:07,917 Come on, it's game time. Get your Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes. 364 00:24:08,078 --> 00:24:11,397 Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way. 365 00:24:11,558 --> 00:24:13,838 Now we take you live to the Forum in Los Angeles... 366 00:24:13,998 --> 00:24:16,237 ...where the Lakers are refusing to take the court. 367 00:24:16,398 --> 00:24:18,078 [CHATTERING] 368 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:19,998 Guys, we gotta get dressed. 369 00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:23,797 We got a game in five minutes. I mean, we're talking about a huge fine here. 370 00:24:23,959 --> 00:24:25,957 - No, we can't go in the locker room. - Oh, man. 371 00:24:26,118 --> 00:24:29,198 You heard what happened to Barkley and Ewing. There's germs in there. 372 00:24:29,358 --> 00:24:32,358 Cedric, that was in New York, 3000 miles away. 373 00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:35,038 Bacteria can travel faster than the speed of light. 374 00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:38,198 - It could be Invasion of the Body Snatchers. PLAYER: Yeah, could be. 375 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,638 All right. Dress in the hallway. 376 00:24:40,919 --> 00:24:43,078 PLAYERS: Okay. 377 00:24:45,679 --> 00:24:50,558 Okay, okay, now, which one of you maroons has ever played basketball before? 378 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,959 I have, coach. And there's an important strategic question I need to ask you. 379 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,278 Yes, yes? 380 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,159 What do you think? I'm kind of partial to purple and gold, myself. 381 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,718 It goes better with my coloring. A one, two, three, four. 382 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,239 Guys? Nice outfit, Daffy. 383 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,919 The little aliens say it's their turn to, uh, use the court. 384 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,199 Sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out. 385 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:19,159 Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys. 386 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,679 [TUNES LAUGHING] 387 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,000 [THUNDER CRASHES] 388 00:25:26,641 --> 00:25:28,599 BUPKUS: Whoa! NAWT: Ah! 389 00:25:41,281 --> 00:25:42,280 [YELLS] 390 00:25:47,761 --> 00:25:49,680 [GROWLS AND CHUCKLES] 391 00:25:50,401 --> 00:25:51,520 [ROARS] 392 00:25:56,402 --> 00:25:57,680 [CHUCKLING] 393 00:25:57,841 --> 00:25:59,040 Hey, little pig. 394 00:26:00,122 --> 00:26:02,001 - Boo. - Aah! 395 00:26:03,321 --> 00:26:05,161 I wet myself. 396 00:26:05,322 --> 00:26:07,000 [MONSTARS CHUCKLING] 397 00:26:08,042 --> 00:26:10,961 Time to play a little basketball. 398 00:26:15,162 --> 00:26:17,921 Those little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars. 399 00:26:18,082 --> 00:26:20,601 They're monsters. 400 00:26:20,762 --> 00:26:22,561 Suffering succotash. 401 00:26:22,722 --> 00:26:24,721 They're Monstars. 402 00:26:26,682 --> 00:26:28,762 Bye-bye. 403 00:26:31,162 --> 00:26:34,082 Eh, I think we might need a little bit of help. 404 00:26:34,363 --> 00:26:35,362 [BILL SIGHS] 405 00:26:35,522 --> 00:26:37,402 BILL: A hundred and seventy-five yards. 406 00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:41,561 Okay, little fella. You my friend or are you my enemy? 407 00:26:41,722 --> 00:26:44,202 You are my friend, right? You are my ally. 408 00:26:45,163 --> 00:26:47,802 You are my associate, my personal assistant. 409 00:26:47,963 --> 00:26:51,122 You are my weapon. You are leaving. 410 00:26:52,524 --> 00:26:55,362 - Great shot. - Nice shot, Mr. Murray. 411 00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:01,922 MICHAEL: You can stop posing now. 412 00:27:02,084 --> 00:27:03,402 [CHUCKLES] 413 00:27:04,564 --> 00:27:06,363 - Good try. - Not bad, not bad. 414 00:27:06,523 --> 00:27:08,523 BILL: Something for you to shoot at. - Hit it good. 415 00:27:08,684 --> 00:27:10,483 Do my best. 416 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:13,403 It was a good shot. 417 00:27:13,564 --> 00:27:15,363 Yeah, I know. 418 00:27:15,524 --> 00:27:16,923 Mike, I gotta ask you something. 419 00:27:17,083 --> 00:27:18,643 The NBA has to face reality. 420 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,843 What's happening to these players is serious. 421 00:27:21,004 --> 00:27:23,563 They're gonna need new players with talent. 422 00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:27,643 Guys who are skilled, but never really thought about a professional career before. 423 00:27:29,164 --> 00:27:30,683 You think I got a shot? 424 00:27:32,604 --> 00:27:33,963 - Come on, really? - No. 425 00:27:34,124 --> 00:27:37,484 - Don't kid me. - Listen. It's a man's game. 426 00:27:37,844 --> 00:27:39,843 - You can't play. - What if I tried really hard? 427 00:27:40,004 --> 00:27:41,964 Keep it down. I'm trying to hit this ball. 428 00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:43,924 It's because I'm white, isn't it? 429 00:27:44,085 --> 00:27:46,163 No. Larry's white. So what? 430 00:27:46,325 --> 00:27:49,723 Larry's not white. Larry's clear. 431 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:52,604 - Good shot, Larry. STAN: That's nice. 432 00:27:52,765 --> 00:27:54,564 Get inside his ball. 433 00:27:54,845 --> 00:27:55,885 STAN: Whoa. 434 00:27:56,045 --> 00:27:57,604 LARRY: You clowns can't beat that. 435 00:27:57,765 --> 00:27:59,764 - My best shot ever. - You haven't played long. 436 00:27:59,925 --> 00:28:00,924 A Hall-of-Fame shot. 437 00:28:01,086 --> 00:28:03,244 - Really nice shot, Mr. Bird. LARRY: Larry, please. 438 00:28:03,406 --> 00:28:05,564 - Nice shot, Mr. Larry. - Nice shot, Larry. 439 00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:07,405 You can do this. 440 00:28:07,565 --> 00:28:09,725 Don't be nervous. You can do this. 441 00:28:09,885 --> 00:28:12,565 Larry, you feel that the NBA has to face reality, don't you? 442 00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:15,924 Gotta look for more dominant players in places they never looked before. 443 00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:18,725 Just look at the ball. Visualize where you want it to go. 444 00:28:18,886 --> 00:28:21,885 - Right, right, right. - Be the ball. Be the ball. 445 00:28:22,046 --> 00:28:23,245 Get off the tee. 446 00:28:23,406 --> 00:28:25,125 You can't jump. 447 00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:27,925 I... Yeah, go on. 448 00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:30,965 - Close to the pin? BILL: Close to the pin? For dinner? 449 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:33,326 LARRY: Sounds good. BILL: I'll go close to the pin. 450 00:28:33,486 --> 00:28:35,486 - Okay, cool. - I'll take some of that. 451 00:28:37,847 --> 00:28:38,965 BILL: That's not bad. 452 00:28:39,607 --> 00:28:40,765 LARRY: Good shot. 453 00:28:40,926 --> 00:28:42,606 Get down. 454 00:28:43,486 --> 00:28:45,565 MICHAEL: Look at that. Look at that spin. 455 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:57,406 Come on. 456 00:28:59,687 --> 00:29:00,887 It is alive. 457 00:29:03,807 --> 00:29:08,486 Yes! Yes! My first hole in one. Yes! 458 00:29:08,968 --> 00:29:09,966 BILL: Oh. 459 00:29:10,127 --> 00:29:12,527 LARRY: Don't say it. STAN: Never seen one of these before. 460 00:29:12,688 --> 00:29:16,527 Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup. 461 00:29:16,687 --> 00:29:19,247 BILL: That's his ball too. - Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry. 462 00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:21,167 - Let me get a picture. - You guys are jealous. 463 00:29:21,328 --> 00:29:25,607 All right, here we go. Now, you gotta smile. Reach in for the ball and then smile, okay? 464 00:29:25,768 --> 00:29:27,407 - Yes. - And you think, "This is good." 465 00:29:27,568 --> 00:29:28,967 MICHAEL: Just take the picture. - Okay. 466 00:29:38,688 --> 00:29:40,287 - What kind of camera is that? - Just... 467 00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:42,288 Don't point it at me. Close the lens cap. 468 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,328 - I didn't do anything. - Where did he go? 469 00:29:44,489 --> 00:29:46,327 [YELLING] 470 00:29:48,889 --> 00:29:50,328 Hey! 471 00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:53,488 No, no, no! 472 00:30:02,729 --> 00:30:04,408 [BIRDS TWITTERING] 473 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:08,288 Oh, uh, look out for that first step, doc, it's a real lulu. 474 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:09,888 Bugs Bunny? 475 00:30:10,049 --> 00:30:12,088 Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny? 476 00:30:12,730 --> 00:30:15,049 - You're a cartoon. You're not real. - Not real, eh? 477 00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:17,409 If I weren't real, could I do this? 478 00:30:20,329 --> 00:30:21,688 Ugh. 479 00:30:21,849 --> 00:30:23,409 Oh, look. Is that Michael? 480 00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:25,169 It's Michael. 481 00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:26,689 GRANNY: It's Air Jordan. 482 00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:29,369 Basketball. 483 00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:31,489 Ooh. I tought I taw... 484 00:30:31,890 --> 00:30:35,049 I did. I did see Michael Jordan. 485 00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:39,129 Pardon me, Mr. Jordan. Uh, can I have your auto...? 486 00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:40,609 Your John Hancock, please? 487 00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:42,809 Back off. Let the doctor take a look. 488 00:30:45,651 --> 00:30:47,570 - A little high. - No. 489 00:30:47,731 --> 00:30:48,849 Going down. 490 00:30:49,010 --> 00:30:50,690 No! 491 00:30:53,411 --> 00:30:55,289 [CHATTERING] 492 00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:58,690 So, what do you say we go for a little spin? 493 00:31:01,411 --> 00:31:04,490 Hmm. Now, let's see what we got inside here. 494 00:31:04,651 --> 00:31:06,610 [YODELS] 495 00:31:06,771 --> 00:31:08,370 DAFFY: Say "ah." 496 00:31:10,212 --> 00:31:12,651 All right. He's okay. 497 00:31:14,091 --> 00:31:17,611 - What's going on here? - Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask. 498 00:31:18,091 --> 00:31:21,930 These aliens from outer space want to make us slaves in their theme park. 499 00:31:22,092 --> 00:31:23,491 What do we care? They're little. 500 00:31:23,652 --> 00:31:25,771 So we challenged them to a basketball game. 501 00:31:25,932 --> 00:31:28,731 But then they show up and they ain't so little. They're huge. 502 00:31:28,891 --> 00:31:32,051 We need to beat these guys, because they're talking about slavery. 503 00:31:32,212 --> 00:31:35,931 They'll make us do stand-up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. 504 00:31:36,092 --> 00:31:39,331 We'll be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform... 505 00:31:39,492 --> 00:31:43,451 ...for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens. 506 00:31:43,612 --> 00:31:46,132 Uh, what I'm trying to say is... 507 00:31:46,293 --> 00:31:48,491 ...we need your help! 508 00:31:49,212 --> 00:31:50,851 Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now. 509 00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:55,091 Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor. 510 00:31:58,173 --> 00:32:02,772 Mike? Michael? It's Stan. Stan Podolak. 511 00:32:02,933 --> 00:32:05,492 Uh, look, I need you to come out now, okay? 512 00:32:05,653 --> 00:32:07,692 Because you got a baseball game tomorrow. 513 00:32:07,853 --> 00:32:11,492 And I'd look pretty stupid if you don't show up. 514 00:32:11,654 --> 00:32:14,212 Think Michael's all right? I hate to leave him like this. 515 00:32:14,373 --> 00:32:18,333 I'm sure he's fine. I think he just had to get away from that Stan character. 516 00:32:18,494 --> 00:32:20,533 - God, he's pathetic, isn't he? - Yeah. 517 00:32:20,694 --> 00:32:22,453 I'm gonna give us both twos back there. 518 00:32:22,614 --> 00:32:24,773 We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt. 519 00:32:24,934 --> 00:32:26,613 - I think that's fair. - Yeah. 520 00:32:26,773 --> 00:32:31,012 Now, if Mike is gone, the NBA is gonna need some new people. 521 00:32:31,174 --> 00:32:32,413 There's room at the top. 522 00:32:32,574 --> 00:32:35,253 An exciting guy who could maybe even perform at half-time. 523 00:32:35,414 --> 00:32:38,093 You still tight with David Stern? A phone call from you... 524 00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:42,013 Look, I want to help, but I haven't played basketball in a long time. 525 00:32:42,174 --> 00:32:44,453 - My timing's all off. - Eh, we'll fix your timing. 526 00:32:44,934 --> 00:32:46,533 Look at our facilities. 527 00:32:46,694 --> 00:32:48,934 We've got hoops. 528 00:32:49,095 --> 00:32:50,693 ELMER: We got weights. 529 00:32:51,174 --> 00:32:53,813 We've got balls. Whoa! 530 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:56,054 You sure do. This place is a mess. 531 00:32:56,215 --> 00:32:58,613 Mess? You're worried about a little mess? 532 00:32:58,775 --> 00:33:01,894 There's nothing here a little spit shine wouldn't fix. 533 00:33:02,055 --> 00:33:04,214 - Spit shine! - Spit shine! 534 00:33:22,296 --> 00:33:23,854 Lemony-fresh. 535 00:33:24,015 --> 00:33:25,655 You guys are nuts. 536 00:33:25,816 --> 00:33:28,735 Correction: We're Looney Tunes. 537 00:33:28,895 --> 00:33:34,374 And as such are the exclusive property and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc. 538 00:33:35,016 --> 00:33:36,695 [RUMBLING] 539 00:33:38,856 --> 00:33:40,735 [GROWLING] 540 00:33:42,376 --> 00:33:44,135 I'm here. 541 00:33:44,896 --> 00:33:46,815 Me too. 542 00:33:47,536 --> 00:33:49,016 That hurt. 543 00:33:49,177 --> 00:33:51,056 [GROWLING] 544 00:33:51,376 --> 00:33:52,375 Who are these guys? 545 00:33:52,536 --> 00:33:56,976 Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens I told you about? 546 00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:58,296 Oh. 547 00:33:58,457 --> 00:34:02,136 You heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy-man. 548 00:34:02,297 --> 00:34:04,135 - Wussy-man. - Wussy-man? 549 00:34:04,296 --> 00:34:07,456 We're the Monstars. M-O-N... Um... 550 00:34:07,617 --> 00:34:10,056 Let's see what you got, chump. 551 00:34:11,137 --> 00:34:12,696 I don't play basketball anymore. 552 00:34:12,857 --> 00:34:15,216 "I don't play basketball anymore." 553 00:34:15,377 --> 00:34:16,376 [LAUGHING] 554 00:34:16,537 --> 00:34:18,377 Maybe you're chicken. 555 00:34:18,537 --> 00:34:19,776 [MIMICS CHICKEN] 556 00:34:19,937 --> 00:34:22,497 I say, I resemble that remark. 557 00:34:22,657 --> 00:34:23,656 You calling me chicken? 558 00:34:23,817 --> 00:34:25,377 Hey. Come here. 559 00:34:29,417 --> 00:34:31,217 Here you go. Take him. 560 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,657 Watch the footwork. Can you believe it? 561 00:34:35,817 --> 00:34:38,696 Get out of the way. 562 00:34:38,858 --> 00:34:40,417 [YELLING] 563 00:34:41,978 --> 00:34:45,657 POUND: Hey, everybody. Look at your hero now. 564 00:34:45,818 --> 00:34:47,497 [MONSTARS LAUGHING] 565 00:34:49,738 --> 00:34:51,418 You guys are making a big mistake. 566 00:34:51,579 --> 00:34:54,737 You're all washed up, baldy. 567 00:34:54,898 --> 00:34:55,977 Baldy? 568 00:34:56,138 --> 00:34:57,458 He is not washed up. 569 00:34:57,618 --> 00:34:59,338 - Michael's the greatest ever. - Shut up. 570 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,178 Ooh. 571 00:35:01,338 --> 00:35:02,697 [TWEETY WHIMPERING] 572 00:35:03,899 --> 00:35:05,938 TWEETY: My poor little cranium. 573 00:35:06,099 --> 00:35:09,378 - You okay? - Yeah, are you okay? 574 00:35:09,539 --> 00:35:10,538 Whoops. 575 00:35:10,699 --> 00:35:14,258 You're not scared of them, are you, Michael? 576 00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:25,419 - Let's play some basketball. TUNES: Yeah. 577 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:31,619 PLAYER: Yeah, serve her! Come on! Rebound! 578 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:49,259 You're... You're Charles Barkley. 579 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:53,739 Girls. Come on over. Hurry up. Hurry. 580 00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:56,020 Look. It's Charles Barkley. 581 00:35:56,180 --> 00:35:57,179 Hey, can I play? 582 00:35:57,340 --> 00:35:58,859 [GIRLS CHATTERING] 583 00:36:22,661 --> 00:36:24,380 You're not Charles Barkley. 584 00:36:24,541 --> 00:36:26,461 Just a wannabe who looks like him. 585 00:36:27,461 --> 00:36:29,820 Sorry. Break out. 586 00:36:29,981 --> 00:36:32,381 You shouldn't even be here. Be gone. 587 00:36:33,101 --> 00:36:34,981 Wannabe. Be gone. 588 00:36:35,222 --> 00:36:36,901 DOCTOR: Just a few more tests, gentlemen. 589 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:41,421 Electrolyte levels, glucose, CBCs, RBCs, etcetera. 590 00:36:41,581 --> 00:36:43,701 And we've scheduled a 12-lead stress test... 591 00:36:43,862 --> 00:36:47,421 ...and neurological battery to include EEG, reflex tests... 592 00:36:47,902 --> 00:36:52,861 And this girl, 5-feet-nothing, blocked my shot. 593 00:36:53,022 --> 00:36:55,422 When did you first start having this dream? 594 00:36:55,582 --> 00:36:58,142 It wasn't a dream. It really happened. 595 00:36:58,862 --> 00:37:00,222 [BEEPING] 596 00:37:00,702 --> 00:37:04,941 And it climbed up my back and into my brain. 597 00:37:05,102 --> 00:37:08,862 Are there any other areas besides basketball... 598 00:37:09,022 --> 00:37:13,862 ...where you find yourself unable to perform? 599 00:37:16,263 --> 00:37:18,422 - No. - Just asking. 600 00:37:21,303 --> 00:37:25,302 I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, x-rayed, laser beamed... 601 00:37:25,463 --> 00:37:27,542 I promise I'll never swear again. 602 00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:29,582 I'll never get another technical. 603 00:37:29,743 --> 00:37:30,862 I'll never trash-talk. 604 00:37:31,023 --> 00:37:32,182 I've got other skills. 605 00:37:32,343 --> 00:37:34,783 - I could go back and work on the farm. - Really? 606 00:37:34,943 --> 00:37:38,262 Or maybe I could go back to the jungle and be a missionary again. 607 00:37:38,424 --> 00:37:41,303 What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama? 608 00:37:41,464 --> 00:37:43,182 I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy. 609 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,422 But I love my mama. 610 00:37:44,584 --> 00:37:46,543 Still can't find anything wrong with us. 611 00:37:46,704 --> 00:37:48,303 Hey, maybe nothing's wrong with us. 612 00:37:48,464 --> 00:37:50,623 That's right, Muggs. Maybe it's just in our head. 613 00:37:50,784 --> 00:37:53,223 We're fine. It's just some psychosomatic deal. 614 00:37:53,384 --> 00:37:55,943 Or something to do with the moon, or the alignment of the planet. 615 00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:59,023 I'll never go out with Madonna again. 616 00:37:59,264 --> 00:38:01,023 [GRUNTING AND PANTING] 617 00:38:03,425 --> 00:38:04,863 What are you doing? 618 00:38:05,024 --> 00:38:08,143 - I'm, uh... I'm fixing a divot. - Oh. 619 00:38:09,944 --> 00:38:12,263 He's fixing a divot! 620 00:38:25,225 --> 00:38:33,065 [BEEPS] 621 00:38:40,866 --> 00:38:43,104 Has anyone here ever played basketball? 622 00:38:43,265 --> 00:38:45,265 Um, I have. 623 00:38:46,066 --> 00:38:47,624 I'd like to try out for the team. 624 00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:51,464 - Hey. - Hi. My name is Lola Bunny. 625 00:38:51,626 --> 00:38:54,305 - Lola? - Ha, ha. Yes. 626 00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:58,065 Hello. Eh, my name is Bugs. 627 00:38:58,226 --> 00:39:00,626 Ahem. You want to play a little one-on-one, doll? 628 00:39:01,146 --> 00:39:02,665 - "Doll"? - Uh-huh. 629 00:39:02,827 --> 00:39:07,105 - On the court, Bugs. - Sure. 630 00:39:07,266 --> 00:39:08,306 Ooh. She's hot. 631 00:39:08,466 --> 00:39:09,465 [SIZZLES] 632 00:39:09,626 --> 00:39:11,385 There she goes. 633 00:39:11,546 --> 00:39:14,306 - Ready? - Yes. 634 00:39:15,346 --> 00:39:17,146 I got it. I got it. 635 00:39:19,827 --> 00:39:21,225 That girl's got some skills. 636 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,386 Yes? 637 00:39:27,107 --> 00:39:30,506 Don't ever call me "doll." 638 00:39:31,347 --> 00:39:32,906 Check. 639 00:39:34,867 --> 00:39:37,186 Hey, nice playing with you. 640 00:39:37,347 --> 00:39:38,347 Very smooth. 641 00:39:38,507 --> 00:39:41,386 Ah, she's obviously nuts about me. 642 00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:42,547 Obviously. 643 00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:43,706 [SPEAKS IN FRENCH] 644 00:39:43,867 --> 00:39:45,427 MICHAEL: Okay. Where's the ball? 645 00:39:46,988 --> 00:39:48,227 Let's do some drills. 646 00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:49,827 [TUNES CHATTERING] 647 00:39:53,747 --> 00:39:55,707 Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers? 648 00:39:55,868 --> 00:39:58,067 Uh, sneakers? 649 00:40:01,748 --> 00:40:03,547 - Sorry. - Someone has to go to my house... 650 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:06,507 ...and pick up my basketball gear. - To your house? 651 00:40:06,668 --> 00:40:08,388 - In 3-D land? MICHAEL: Yeah. 652 00:40:08,548 --> 00:40:10,548 Whatever you do... 653 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,628 ...don't forget my North Carolina shorts. 654 00:40:12,788 --> 00:40:15,348 Your shorts? From college? 655 00:40:15,509 --> 00:40:18,228 I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game. 656 00:40:19,548 --> 00:40:21,587 Hey. I washed them after every game. 657 00:40:21,749 --> 00:40:22,868 - Yeah. - Sure. 658 00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:24,348 - I did. - Gross. 659 00:40:25,909 --> 00:40:28,468 DAFFY: The view back here stinks. 660 00:40:28,629 --> 00:40:30,108 BUGS: Whoa. DAFFY: What? 661 00:40:30,269 --> 00:40:32,188 BUGS: We're right in front of Michael's house. 662 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:33,748 DAFFY: I knew that. 663 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:36,508 BUGS: Shh. Okay, let's go in this way. 664 00:40:36,669 --> 00:40:39,068 DAFFY: I say, let's go in that way. 665 00:40:40,149 --> 00:40:42,949 BUGS: He just never learns. 666 00:40:44,469 --> 00:40:46,069 DAFFY: Now, let me see. 667 00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:50,469 I must be very, very close. 668 00:40:51,150 --> 00:40:52,389 [GROWLS] 669 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:53,668 Mother. 670 00:40:53,829 --> 00:40:55,708 [DOG BARKING AND DAFFY YELLING] 671 00:40:55,869 --> 00:40:57,749 [BUGS HUMMING] 672 00:40:59,310 --> 00:41:01,149 Nice digs. 673 00:41:01,310 --> 00:41:02,789 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 674 00:41:03,550 --> 00:41:07,309 Well, well. I wonder who that could be. 675 00:41:08,910 --> 00:41:11,870 Twinkle, twinkle, little star. 676 00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:14,909 Shh. Everyone's sleeping. 677 00:41:15,070 --> 00:41:16,989 - I knew that. - Come on, come on. 678 00:41:17,150 --> 00:41:19,230 We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff. 679 00:41:20,830 --> 00:41:23,190 Nope. Nothing in here. 680 00:41:23,870 --> 00:41:27,190 Nope. Ah, but a very nice dinette set. 681 00:41:27,351 --> 00:41:29,790 Uh-uh. Not here. 682 00:41:29,951 --> 00:41:31,310 Let's look upstairs. 683 00:41:31,471 --> 00:41:33,510 Yes, oh, fearless leader. 684 00:41:34,311 --> 00:41:37,630 So he needs his special underwear. 685 00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:39,350 Oh. Shh. 686 00:41:39,511 --> 00:41:42,270 Sorry. You think she's got enough toys? 687 00:41:42,431 --> 00:41:46,311 BUGS: Speaking of toys, you know all those mugs and t-shirts and lunch boxes... 688 00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:48,430 ...with our pictures on them? - Yeah. 689 00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:50,630 BUGS: You, uh, ever see any money from all that stuff? 690 00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:53,350 DAFFY: Ha. Not a cent. BUGS: Hmm. Me neither. 691 00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:54,631 DAFFY: It's a crying shame. 692 00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:57,791 We gotta get new agents. We're getting screwed. 693 00:41:57,952 --> 00:41:59,431 BUGS: We have found the trophy room. 694 00:41:59,592 --> 00:42:01,431 Now spread out and search the place. 695 00:42:01,592 --> 00:42:04,631 Yes, sahib. Oh, brother. 696 00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:07,871 Here I am, in the peak of my form playing second banana... 697 00:42:08,032 --> 00:42:10,551 ...to some sort of a harebrain. - Yap, yap, yap. Hmm. 698 00:42:10,712 --> 00:42:13,192 This could be useful. Aha. 699 00:42:13,593 --> 00:42:15,071 If this were a union job, I... 700 00:42:15,832 --> 00:42:17,032 That's very nice. 701 00:42:18,113 --> 00:42:19,951 Oh, one of his shoes. 702 00:42:24,953 --> 00:42:26,391 Where is that other shoe? 703 00:42:28,193 --> 00:42:29,992 Where are you? 704 00:42:30,793 --> 00:42:32,152 Eureka! 705 00:42:33,113 --> 00:42:34,632 Come to Papa. 706 00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:36,472 [BUGS GRUNTING] 707 00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:40,712 - Oops. - What a fuzz-foot. You are so clumsy. 708 00:42:42,073 --> 00:42:44,352 - Catch, feather head. - Thanks. 709 00:42:47,993 --> 00:42:52,072 - Well, time to go. - Did we get everything? 710 00:42:52,234 --> 00:42:54,433 - The shorts. - The shorts. 711 00:42:54,594 --> 00:42:56,473 BUGS: In there? 712 00:42:56,634 --> 00:42:58,472 Okay, I'll check. 713 00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:01,193 [GROWLS] 714 00:43:02,554 --> 00:43:04,513 I found the shorts. 715 00:43:05,274 --> 00:43:06,793 [DAFFY YELLS] 716 00:43:08,594 --> 00:43:10,833 The pain. 717 00:43:11,194 --> 00:43:14,273 - I'm right behind you, pal. - Uh, that's none too reassuring. 718 00:43:14,434 --> 00:43:16,753 Nice puppy. How's about a bone? 719 00:43:17,714 --> 00:43:20,833 - No dice. - What about a nice holiday ham? 720 00:43:20,994 --> 00:43:23,833 - He ain't buying it. Can't we talk this over? - Down, Beethoven. 721 00:43:23,994 --> 00:43:26,353 Ooh. The kids are here. 722 00:43:28,755 --> 00:43:30,954 Give it to me, Charles. 723 00:43:33,915 --> 00:43:36,194 - Here you go, Bugs. - Thanks, kid. 724 00:43:36,475 --> 00:43:37,474 Shoo. Shoo. 725 00:43:37,635 --> 00:43:38,634 [WHIMPERS] 726 00:43:38,795 --> 00:43:44,314 Bad dog. That is the last time I'm ever working with dogs or children. 727 00:43:44,475 --> 00:43:46,674 - Bye-bye. - Hey, where you going? 728 00:43:46,835 --> 00:43:50,234 Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes have a big basketball game coming up... 729 00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:53,715 ...and, uh, your dad's gonna play. - All right. 730 00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:56,035 Yeah. But don't tell anybody. 731 00:43:57,035 --> 00:43:58,274 [DOOR CLOSES] 732 00:43:58,555 --> 00:44:00,155 [PSYCHIC HUMMING] 733 00:44:12,156 --> 00:44:14,075 I see aliens. 734 00:44:14,236 --> 00:44:17,475 Little aliens from outer space. 735 00:44:17,636 --> 00:44:20,555 They forced their way inside your bodies. 736 00:44:20,716 --> 00:44:25,916 They need your talent to win a basketball game against... 737 00:44:26,077 --> 00:44:27,875 ...Bugs Bunny. PATRICK [WHISPERS]: Bugs Bunny? 738 00:44:28,036 --> 00:44:34,036 I also see Michael Jordan being sucked down a golf hole... 739 00:44:34,196 --> 00:44:35,636 ...by furry creatures. 740 00:44:35,797 --> 00:44:38,876 - That's it. We're out of here. - We're leaving now. 741 00:44:39,037 --> 00:44:41,956 - Let's try some acupuncture. - Good idea. Bye. 742 00:44:42,237 --> 00:44:44,796 STAN: This is it. This is it. 743 00:44:44,957 --> 00:44:47,636 I don't know where you are, Michael, but wherever you are... 744 00:44:47,797 --> 00:44:51,196 ...you obviously enjoy being there more than spending time with me. 745 00:44:51,357 --> 00:44:54,717 You better hope this Jordan character still know how to play hoops. 746 00:44:54,878 --> 00:44:56,637 BUGS: You and me both, brother. 747 00:44:56,798 --> 00:44:59,716 DAFFY: Listen, how is this for a new team name: 748 00:44:59,877 --> 00:45:02,196 - The Ducks. BUGS: Please. 749 00:45:02,357 --> 00:45:05,917 What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team the Ducks? 750 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,797 DAFFY: So sue me. It's just a suggestion. 751 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,557 [BUGS HUMMING] 752 00:45:13,398 --> 00:45:14,717 You're doing it. 753 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:15,997 You're becoming mighty. 754 00:45:16,158 --> 00:45:18,757 - Go! PORKY: Come on, guys. No pain, no gain. 755 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:20,997 I don't hear it. What is it? 756 00:45:21,558 --> 00:45:23,637 FOGHORN: Come on. - Come on. 757 00:45:24,598 --> 00:45:26,997 - Eh, guys? ALL: Yes? 758 00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:30,477 Look who's finally ready to play. 759 00:45:36,878 --> 00:45:38,638 Let's see if I remember how to do this. 760 00:45:45,399 --> 00:45:46,638 Nice. 761 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,518 [CLAPPING] 762 00:46:06,679 --> 00:46:08,158 [CHUCKLES] 763 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,719 Michael! 764 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,998 Is it really you? Oh! 765 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:20,199 Thank God you're all right. Oh! I was so worried. 766 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,879 Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please. 767 00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,440 - Sorry. - What are you doing here? 768 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,760 I gotta take you back. You got baseball practice. 769 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,359 I can't. I'm helping my friends in their basketball game. 770 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,880 Michael, you know that your friends are cartoon characters? 771 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,239 Yeah. So? 772 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,720 Doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me. Let me help. Let me help. I can help. 773 00:46:44,881 --> 00:46:46,800 - What can you do? - Well, you know, I mean... 774 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:50,000 ...I may not be very tall, but I'm slow. 775 00:46:50,161 --> 00:46:52,760 - And large. - And a dork. 776 00:46:52,921 --> 00:46:54,920 I'll do anything, Michael. Anything. 777 00:46:55,081 --> 00:46:57,600 - Anything? - Anything. 778 00:46:58,722 --> 00:47:01,360 Come here. Come here for a second. 779 00:47:01,921 --> 00:47:03,641 - Sit right here. - Okay. 780 00:47:03,802 --> 00:47:05,520 - Okay? - Okay. No problem. 781 00:47:05,682 --> 00:47:07,520 All right. All right, let's go, team. 782 00:47:07,681 --> 00:47:09,121 [CHUCKLES] 783 00:47:09,282 --> 00:47:11,761 If somebody gets injured, we could see a lot of minutes. 784 00:47:11,921 --> 00:47:14,561 I'm a cheerleader. 785 00:47:15,522 --> 00:47:17,321 [SIRENS WAILING] 786 00:47:30,882 --> 00:47:31,841 [CHATTERING] 787 00:47:32,002 --> 00:47:34,762 FOREMAN: Mr. Commissioner, we've got the place sealed off. 788 00:47:35,082 --> 00:47:39,682 Quiet! Ladies and gentlemen, please, quiet! 789 00:47:39,843 --> 00:47:43,282 Listen. After meeting with team owners, I have decided... 790 00:47:43,443 --> 00:47:47,522 ...that until we can guarantee the health and safety of our NBA players... 791 00:47:47,683 --> 00:47:50,762 ...there will be no more basketball this season. 792 00:47:50,923 --> 00:47:52,762 [SHOUTING] 793 00:47:55,443 --> 00:47:57,362 [HORNS HONKING] 794 00:48:01,603 --> 00:48:03,482 [CROWD CHEERING] 795 00:48:11,883 --> 00:48:12,883 Yes. 796 00:48:18,443 --> 00:48:20,163 [GROWLING] 797 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,843 Just get out of my way. 798 00:48:37,205 --> 00:48:38,723 - Ready? ALL: Yes! 799 00:48:39,245 --> 00:48:40,484 Let's go. 800 00:48:46,164 --> 00:48:47,564 Are these the best seats? 801 00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:49,563 Like them. Yes. 802 00:48:49,724 --> 00:48:53,123 Can see everything from here. Very good. 803 00:48:54,285 --> 00:48:55,924 [SNORING] 804 00:48:59,925 --> 00:49:03,324 - Ready to go? - Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Riot. 805 00:49:03,485 --> 00:49:04,885 [CLEARS THROAT] 806 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:08,325 [IN DEEP VOICE] Ladies and gentlemen... 807 00:49:08,485 --> 00:49:12,764 ...the starting lineup for the Tune Squad. 808 00:49:12,925 --> 00:49:14,605 [CHEERING] 809 00:49:14,766 --> 00:49:19,884 Standing 2-foot-4, The Wonder From Down Under... 810 00:49:20,046 --> 00:49:23,325 ...the Tazmanian Devil. 811 00:49:26,806 --> 00:49:32,445 At small forward, standing a scintillating 3-foot-2... 812 00:49:32,606 --> 00:49:37,686 ...The Heartthrob of the Hoops, Lola Bunny. 813 00:49:40,446 --> 00:49:46,085 At power forward, The Quackster of the Courts, Daffy Duck. 814 00:49:46,246 --> 00:49:48,086 DAFFY: Thank you. Thank you. 815 00:49:48,247 --> 00:49:49,406 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 816 00:49:49,567 --> 00:49:50,725 [MAN COUGHS] 817 00:49:50,886 --> 00:49:54,406 Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck. 818 00:49:54,566 --> 00:50:00,446 And at point guard, standing 3-foot-3, 4 feet if you include the ears... 819 00:50:00,607 --> 00:50:04,366 ...co-captain of the Tune Squad... 820 00:50:04,527 --> 00:50:07,526 ...The Doctor of Delight, Bugs Bunny. 821 00:50:07,687 --> 00:50:09,286 Thank you. Thank you. 822 00:50:11,727 --> 00:50:16,087 And now, the player-coach of the Tune Squad... 823 00:50:16,687 --> 00:50:19,727 ...at 6-foot-6, from North Carolina... 824 00:50:19,888 --> 00:50:26,207 ...His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan. 825 00:50:29,288 --> 00:50:31,607 Who? Is he a Looney Tune? 826 00:50:31,768 --> 00:50:33,767 Uh... Uh, well, perhaps. 827 00:50:37,128 --> 00:50:39,567 - You guys ready? - I'm set to take it to the rack, Jack. 828 00:50:39,728 --> 00:50:42,008 Those Monstars will wish they'd never been born. 829 00:50:42,168 --> 00:50:44,888 - Guys, let's just go out and have fun. ALL: Yeah! 830 00:50:45,048 --> 00:50:48,327 ANNOUNCER: The challengers for the Ultimate Game... 831 00:50:48,488 --> 00:50:51,927 ...all the way from Moron Mountain: 832 00:50:52,089 --> 00:50:57,647 The Monstars. 833 00:51:00,408 --> 00:51:03,168 Go Monstars! Go Monstars! Go Monstars! 834 00:51:03,969 --> 00:51:05,688 [CROWD BOOING] 835 00:51:07,089 --> 00:51:08,808 [GROWLS] 836 00:51:11,049 --> 00:51:13,129 What are you looking at? 837 00:51:13,289 --> 00:51:14,408 [GROWLS] 838 00:51:19,130 --> 00:51:20,328 [BLANKO CHUCKLES] 839 00:51:20,490 --> 00:51:22,129 Cool shoes. 840 00:51:24,009 --> 00:51:25,528 Uh... 841 00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:27,529 Ready? 842 00:51:28,010 --> 00:51:29,809 [HORN BLARES] 843 00:51:32,730 --> 00:51:35,049 I got it, I got it, I got it. I got the ball. I got the ball. 844 00:51:35,210 --> 00:51:36,649 Yipe! 845 00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:38,129 Ooh. 846 00:51:43,490 --> 00:51:46,290 Way to go, boys. Did you see the moves on that one? 847 00:51:47,050 --> 00:51:50,410 BANG: Come on, show me something. Come on, show me something. 848 00:51:53,451 --> 00:51:55,129 - Whoops. - The duck. 849 00:51:55,290 --> 00:51:57,410 BUPKUS: Yeah, beat up on the duck. 850 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:03,770 Oh, my. 851 00:52:03,931 --> 00:52:05,930 She was wide open. 852 00:52:06,731 --> 00:52:08,370 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 853 00:52:16,371 --> 00:52:18,570 NAWT: Watch it, coming your way. Watch out, watch out. 854 00:52:19,851 --> 00:52:20,851 BANG: Get him. 855 00:52:25,611 --> 00:52:27,490 How did he do that? 856 00:52:28,731 --> 00:52:31,531 - Nice shot, Mr. J. - Hey, hey, come on. Get back on defense. 857 00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:34,731 Way to go! 858 00:52:34,891 --> 00:52:36,091 Air J! Air J! 859 00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:38,291 [BELL RINGING] 860 00:52:38,451 --> 00:52:39,451 MONSTARS: Red light. 861 00:52:39,612 --> 00:52:43,372 - Feed me. Feed me. - Feed you? Feed me. 862 00:52:46,732 --> 00:52:49,091 - Bad old putty tat. POUND: I'll take that, thank you. 863 00:52:50,172 --> 00:52:52,651 Don't try this at home. 864 00:52:53,692 --> 00:52:55,771 [SINGING] I wish I was in the land of cott... 865 00:52:55,932 --> 00:52:57,531 You going somewhere? 866 00:52:57,692 --> 00:53:02,092 May I remind you, sir, that physical violence is patently against the rules. 867 00:53:02,253 --> 00:53:07,572 Yeow! Did you order Original Recipe or Extra Crispy? 868 00:53:07,733 --> 00:53:09,412 [HORN BLARES] 869 00:53:11,133 --> 00:53:12,852 - Let's go. - Me? 870 00:53:13,013 --> 00:53:16,252 - Oh, boy. I'm ready. I can do this. - The mouse? You picked the mouse? 871 00:53:16,413 --> 00:53:18,613 - I love basketball. I always have. Do you? - Uh-huh. 872 00:53:18,773 --> 00:53:20,813 - You're big. I bet you're good. - Right. 873 00:53:20,973 --> 00:53:22,532 I'm small, but I'll try hard to be good. 874 00:53:22,693 --> 00:53:25,092 - Okay. Yeah. - Really, I will. I always try hard. 875 00:53:25,253 --> 00:53:27,493 My mom says, "Try your best at everything you do..." 876 00:53:27,654 --> 00:53:29,212 CROWD: Oh! 877 00:53:30,613 --> 00:53:32,693 Try to get by me, doll. 878 00:53:32,854 --> 00:53:34,453 "Doll"? 879 00:53:38,933 --> 00:53:41,613 Don't ever call me "doll." 880 00:53:41,774 --> 00:53:43,373 - Nice shot. - Thanks, Bugs. 881 00:53:43,534 --> 00:53:44,653 Hmm? 882 00:53:44,814 --> 00:53:47,653 Where's the defense, boy? I got you right here. 883 00:53:48,454 --> 00:53:50,533 911. 884 00:53:50,694 --> 00:53:53,693 Piece of pie? Pork chop? Some sorbet, perhaps? 885 00:54:05,775 --> 00:54:07,214 [YELLS] 886 00:54:09,534 --> 00:54:10,534 Half-time. 887 00:54:10,695 --> 00:54:12,174 [HORN BLARES] 888 00:54:12,895 --> 00:54:14,214 Holy putty tat. 889 00:54:15,895 --> 00:54:18,174 BUPKUS: Yeah, man, we got it going on. One more half. 890 00:54:18,335 --> 00:54:19,974 POUND: Right, man. We got them. 891 00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:22,214 Moron Mountain, here we come. 892 00:54:22,375 --> 00:54:24,295 We're gonna be slaves. 893 00:54:24,456 --> 00:54:27,534 Come on, guys, keep your head up. Got a whole other half to play. 894 00:54:29,455 --> 00:54:30,615 [CHATTERING] 895 00:54:34,416 --> 00:54:36,095 [GRUNTING] 896 00:54:40,935 --> 00:54:43,015 It's the boss. 897 00:54:43,176 --> 00:54:45,695 ALL: Hello, Mr. Swackhammer. 898 00:54:45,856 --> 00:54:47,295 All right. 899 00:54:47,456 --> 00:54:50,735 Not bad for the first half, but we gotta keep this up. 900 00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:52,016 No problem. We stole... 901 00:54:52,176 --> 00:54:54,375 We stole talent from the best players in the NBA. 902 00:54:54,536 --> 00:54:56,575 From the NBA. 903 00:54:56,736 --> 00:54:58,215 [BLABBERING] 904 00:54:58,376 --> 00:54:59,696 Shut up. 905 00:54:59,856 --> 00:55:00,855 [SNIFFS] 906 00:55:01,016 --> 00:55:02,895 I smell something. 907 00:55:03,056 --> 00:55:04,176 [SNIFFS] 908 00:55:04,337 --> 00:55:06,376 Uh, we have been playing really hard. 909 00:55:06,537 --> 00:55:08,775 - Yeah. - Not you, you idiot. 910 00:55:10,817 --> 00:55:13,136 It's coming from over here. 911 00:55:13,296 --> 00:55:14,296 POUND: That locker. 912 00:55:17,377 --> 00:55:18,936 - Look. - Aah! 913 00:55:19,097 --> 00:55:22,057 - It's the chubby boy. - Ah. 914 00:55:22,217 --> 00:55:25,856 It smells like a spy. 915 00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:27,496 [CHUCKLING] 916 00:55:28,218 --> 00:55:31,536 You guys need a publicist? I can make you big. Ha, ha. 917 00:55:31,817 --> 00:55:33,857 - I know we're down. DAFFY: Yeah. Let's hear the story. 918 00:55:34,017 --> 00:55:36,137 But I've been in this situation many times before. 919 00:55:36,298 --> 00:55:39,496 We can still win this thing. It's not over with. We gotta come together. 920 00:55:39,657 --> 00:55:41,617 We gotta believe in ourselves. We can win this game. 921 00:55:41,778 --> 00:55:43,297 DAFFY: Yeah, right. That's gonna help us. 922 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:44,457 [KNOCKING] 923 00:55:45,458 --> 00:55:46,577 [MOANING] 924 00:55:46,738 --> 00:55:49,777 Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug-zapper. 925 00:55:50,898 --> 00:55:53,817 Monstars. The Monstars. 926 00:55:57,538 --> 00:56:00,097 DAFFY: Ooh. That's gotta hurt. - You all right, Stan? 927 00:56:00,258 --> 00:56:01,938 The Monst... 928 00:56:02,379 --> 00:56:06,458 The Monstars stole the talent from the NBA players. 929 00:56:06,619 --> 00:56:07,978 [ALL GASP] 930 00:56:08,139 --> 00:56:09,257 [ALL GROAN] 931 00:56:09,938 --> 00:56:11,857 So that's what happened to those guys. 932 00:56:12,018 --> 00:56:15,618 I think we should qui... Forfeit. 933 00:56:15,779 --> 00:56:17,578 ALL: Yeah. - I didn't get dragged down here... 934 00:56:17,739 --> 00:56:20,338 ...just to get my butt whipped by a bunch of ugly Monstars. 935 00:56:20,499 --> 00:56:23,258 I ain't going out like that. We're letting them push us around. 936 00:56:23,419 --> 00:56:24,538 [BUGS HUMMING] 937 00:56:24,699 --> 00:56:28,338 We gotta fight them back. We gotta take it to them. We gotta get right in their faces. 938 00:56:29,739 --> 00:56:31,378 What do you say? 939 00:56:31,939 --> 00:56:33,899 Are you with me or not? 940 00:56:34,060 --> 00:56:35,819 [SNORING] 941 00:56:39,059 --> 00:56:42,099 Finished? Great speech and all, doc. You had them riveted. 942 00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:45,099 - But, uh, didn't you forget something? - What? 943 00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:47,658 Your secret stuff. 944 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:49,139 [GULPING] 945 00:56:54,940 --> 00:56:56,019 Wow. 946 00:56:56,340 --> 00:56:58,219 Whoa, nice deltoids. 947 00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:00,019 Play along. 948 00:57:01,221 --> 00:57:04,019 Uh, stop hogging it, Mike. We're your teammates. 949 00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:06,739 Secret stuff? 950 00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:10,500 DAFFY: Secret stuff? - You wouldn't hold out on us, would you? 951 00:57:10,661 --> 00:57:12,660 No, I mean, I didn't think you guys really needed it. 952 00:57:12,821 --> 00:57:15,660 I mean, you're so tough. You're competitive. 953 00:57:15,821 --> 00:57:19,700 We're also chicken, son. We need it bad. - Hey. 954 00:57:19,861 --> 00:57:22,140 - Uh, I'd like some of that. LOLA: Could I have a sip, please? 955 00:57:22,301 --> 00:57:25,860 You know, this goes against everything they taught me in health class. 956 00:57:26,581 --> 00:57:27,740 Do you want to win or not? 957 00:57:27,901 --> 00:57:29,820 Bottoms up. 958 00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:32,580 - Yummy. - All right. 959 00:57:32,742 --> 00:57:35,380 How about we go out and kick some alien butt, huh? Let's go. 960 00:57:35,541 --> 00:57:38,741 - How about it? Ready? TUNES: Yeah! 961 00:57:47,461 --> 00:57:49,541 [GROWLING] 962 00:57:59,982 --> 00:58:01,621 BUGS: Coming through. 963 00:58:03,702 --> 00:58:04,901 Bugs. 964 00:58:06,102 --> 00:58:07,101 Special delivery. 965 00:58:08,742 --> 00:58:10,582 [CROWD CHEERS] 966 00:58:11,782 --> 00:58:12,782 Boo! 967 00:58:18,742 --> 00:58:21,741 Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E. 968 00:58:36,664 --> 00:58:38,942 Let's teach them a lesson. 969 00:58:43,863 --> 00:58:45,222 Nice butt. 970 00:58:53,344 --> 00:58:55,143 PORKY: Going up. POUND: You're mine, fool. 971 00:58:57,184 --> 00:58:58,623 Slammy. 972 00:59:00,544 --> 00:59:03,023 Hello. A little surprise for you, my friends. 973 00:59:03,184 --> 00:59:04,183 [CHUCKLES] 974 00:59:08,984 --> 00:59:10,104 Two points. 975 00:59:19,185 --> 00:59:21,744 Ooh. This will be good. 976 00:59:22,545 --> 00:59:24,104 [LAUGHING] 977 00:59:26,185 --> 00:59:27,624 [GROWLS] 978 00:59:29,265 --> 00:59:30,584 [YELLS] 979 00:59:33,505 --> 00:59:35,144 - Okay, birdie. - Uh-oh. 980 00:59:36,225 --> 00:59:37,944 [YELLS] 981 00:59:51,305 --> 00:59:53,224 MICHAEL: Yes! - Time out! 982 00:59:53,385 --> 00:59:54,825 [HORN BLARES] 983 00:59:55,226 --> 00:59:56,985 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 984 00:59:57,346 --> 00:59:59,945 Shut up, you little bug. Get away from me. Powwow. 985 01:00:00,106 --> 01:00:03,705 All right. We're right back in this game. Come on, now. Let's play tough defense. 986 01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:05,225 Why didn't you get this guy? 987 01:00:05,786 --> 01:00:08,625 POUND: He's a baseball player. - Yeah, boss, a baseball player. 988 01:00:08,786 --> 01:00:11,105 Looks like a basketball player to me. 989 01:00:11,266 --> 01:00:12,946 Yeah, me too. 990 01:00:13,106 --> 01:00:16,506 - He's the one I want for Moron Mountain. - Hey. 991 01:00:18,306 --> 01:00:20,265 Are you talking to me? 992 01:00:20,427 --> 01:00:23,506 Yeah, I'm talking to you. You want a piece of me? Come and get it. 993 01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:24,905 [CHUCKLES] 994 01:00:25,066 --> 01:00:26,386 BLANKO: Uh-oh. 995 01:00:27,267 --> 01:00:28,786 What did you have in mind? 996 01:00:29,987 --> 01:00:32,066 Hat about we raise the stakes a little bit? 997 01:00:32,227 --> 01:00:33,626 Hmm. 998 01:00:34,027 --> 01:00:35,546 Interesting. 999 01:00:35,707 --> 01:00:38,706 If we win, you give the NBA players their talent back. 1000 01:00:38,868 --> 01:00:40,746 But what if we win? 1001 01:00:42,107 --> 01:00:43,746 - If you win? - Uh-huh. 1002 01:00:44,348 --> 01:00:45,307 You get me. 1003 01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:46,507 Good deal, boss. 1004 01:00:46,987 --> 01:00:48,906 Doc, you think that's a good ide...? 1005 01:00:52,108 --> 01:00:54,266 SWACKHAMMER: You'll be our star attraction. 1006 01:00:55,548 --> 01:00:58,027 You'll sign autographs all day long. 1007 01:00:59,388 --> 01:01:01,907 And play one-on-one with the paying customers. 1008 01:01:03,308 --> 01:01:04,307 [LAUGHS] 1009 01:01:04,668 --> 01:01:07,307 And you'll always lose. 1010 01:01:08,909 --> 01:01:11,067 Do we have a deal? 1011 01:01:14,428 --> 01:01:16,028 Deal. 1012 01:01:16,188 --> 01:01:17,187 NAWT: All right. 1013 01:01:17,348 --> 01:01:18,908 [CROWD MURMURING] 1014 01:01:21,828 --> 01:01:24,228 I don't think you should have done that, doc. 1015 01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:25,988 I have faith in my team. 1016 01:01:27,949 --> 01:01:28,947 Crush them. 1017 01:01:30,829 --> 01:01:32,507 POUND: Feeding time, boys. 1018 01:01:36,949 --> 01:01:39,108 [BABBLES THEN YELLS] 1019 01:01:39,509 --> 01:01:40,668 POUND: Goodbye. 1020 01:01:42,749 --> 01:01:43,869 [MICHAEL GRUNTS] 1021 01:01:47,869 --> 01:01:48,868 Fore. 1022 01:01:49,029 --> 01:01:50,508 [YELLS] 1023 01:01:54,430 --> 01:01:57,628 But, Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. 1024 01:01:58,670 --> 01:02:03,228 I want to stay home and bake cookies with you. 1025 01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:05,269 [POUND CHUCKLES] 1026 01:02:05,429 --> 01:02:07,749 LOLA: I'm open, I'm open. - Lola, Lola, heads up. 1027 01:02:08,230 --> 01:02:10,309 LOLA: Oh! POUND: Belly flop. 1028 01:02:11,990 --> 01:02:13,029 [GASPS] 1029 01:02:13,190 --> 01:02:14,669 LOLA: Oh, my. Bugs! 1030 01:02:15,510 --> 01:02:17,629 - Bugs! - Is this your man? 1031 01:02:17,790 --> 01:02:19,230 [POUND CHUCKLES] 1032 01:02:19,391 --> 01:02:20,750 Are you okay? 1033 01:02:20,911 --> 01:02:23,029 Me? Oh, yeah. I'm fine. 1034 01:02:23,191 --> 01:02:24,789 Are you okay? 1035 01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:27,070 Oh, Bugs. Thank you. 1036 01:02:27,230 --> 01:02:28,909 Aw, it was nothing. 1037 01:02:29,590 --> 01:02:33,470 That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 1038 01:02:37,751 --> 01:02:38,750 Time out. 1039 01:02:38,911 --> 01:02:40,350 [WHISTLE BLOWS AND HORN BLARES] 1040 01:02:40,511 --> 01:02:42,031 [GROANING] 1041 01:02:42,271 --> 01:02:44,990 PLAYER: I could have been a contender. 1042 01:02:45,151 --> 01:02:46,831 The Monstars. The Monstars. 1043 01:02:46,991 --> 01:02:49,590 PLAYER: I could have had a... - Clear! 1044 01:03:03,832 --> 01:03:05,151 Okay. 1045 01:03:06,591 --> 01:03:09,311 - We need a fifth player. - Hey, coach, listen. 1046 01:03:09,471 --> 01:03:12,551 You got any more secret stuff? I think it's starting to wear off. 1047 01:03:12,712 --> 01:03:14,991 It didn't wear off. It was just water. 1048 01:03:15,152 --> 01:03:17,751 You guys had the special stuff inside of you all along. 1049 01:03:18,552 --> 01:03:20,991 Yeah, yeah, I knew that. But listen, you got any more? 1050 01:03:21,233 --> 01:03:24,591 LOLA: I'll take some. PORKY: Yeah, uh, can I have some too? 1051 01:03:25,913 --> 01:03:27,232 - Stan? - Me? 1052 01:03:28,753 --> 01:03:30,392 You're in at center. 1053 01:03:30,553 --> 01:03:31,872 Just guard the big guy, okay? 1054 01:03:32,033 --> 01:03:34,272 Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him. 1055 01:03:34,432 --> 01:03:38,432 I'll be all over him like a cheap suit. I'll be on him like stink on rice. 1056 01:03:38,593 --> 01:03:39,832 I tell you, he's going down. 1057 01:03:46,433 --> 01:03:49,312 Michael, over here. Over here. Over here, I'm open. 1058 01:03:57,673 --> 01:03:58,913 Yes! 1059 01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:02,393 Ha, ha. Nice sho...! 1060 01:04:02,553 --> 01:04:05,273 BANG: Big man pancake. 1061 01:04:06,514 --> 01:04:07,632 ALL: Ooh. 1062 01:04:08,713 --> 01:04:10,073 [SIREN WAILING] 1063 01:04:10,233 --> 01:04:12,353 Let's get him out of here. 1064 01:04:31,715 --> 01:04:33,394 Eew. 1065 01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:35,834 Oh, my. 1066 01:04:38,634 --> 01:04:40,354 [CROWD CLAPPING] 1067 01:04:42,594 --> 01:04:43,754 How'd he do that? 1068 01:04:43,915 --> 01:04:46,594 Aw, anybody could do that, doc. Even you. 1069 01:04:46,755 --> 01:04:48,834 Watch this. 1070 01:04:49,195 --> 01:04:51,994 No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land. 1071 01:04:55,395 --> 01:04:58,554 Ten seconds to go? Thanks for telling me, doc. 1072 01:04:58,715 --> 01:05:01,954 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Your Airness... 1073 01:05:02,115 --> 01:05:06,474 ...but if you don't find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game. 1074 01:05:06,635 --> 01:05:09,155 - Forfeit? - Precisely, Sir Altitude. 1075 01:05:09,516 --> 01:05:11,274 No way. We'll find someone. 1076 01:05:11,436 --> 01:05:13,555 [HUMS FANFARE] 1077 01:05:16,116 --> 01:05:17,155 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1078 01:05:17,316 --> 01:05:19,435 I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture. 1079 01:05:19,956 --> 01:05:21,315 Hey. 1080 01:05:21,956 --> 01:05:24,435 Perhaps I could be of some assistance. 1081 01:05:25,357 --> 01:05:27,075 That's our fifth guy. 1082 01:05:27,236 --> 01:05:29,876 Thanks, Bill. Now you get to live your dream. Let's go. 1083 01:05:30,037 --> 01:05:31,755 - All right. - All right. 1084 01:05:31,917 --> 01:05:34,155 - We need to score two points... - Here's how I see it. 1085 01:05:34,316 --> 01:05:35,356 - Duck. - Yes. 1086 01:05:35,517 --> 01:05:38,275 - Kick it to the girl bunny down in the post. LOLA: Yeah? 1087 01:05:38,436 --> 01:05:40,355 - You dish it back to the guy bunny. - Got it. 1088 01:05:40,517 --> 01:05:42,916 - You swing it to Mike. You go to the hole. - Bill. 1089 01:05:43,076 --> 01:05:44,995 - And dominate. - We're on defense. 1090 01:05:45,157 --> 01:05:48,436 - Oh, yeah. - Whoa. I don't play defense. 1091 01:05:48,597 --> 01:05:50,716 - Typical. - Gonna have to listen to Mike on this. 1092 01:05:50,877 --> 01:05:55,356 Okay. Somebody steal the ball, get it to me and I'll score before the time runs out. 1093 01:05:56,157 --> 01:05:57,916 Don't lose that confidence. Okay. 1094 01:05:58,077 --> 01:06:00,516 - Paws and wings in here. Okay. ALL: Yes! 1095 01:06:02,118 --> 01:06:03,836 [CHEERING] 1096 01:06:06,317 --> 01:06:08,237 This is why I was born. 1097 01:06:08,398 --> 01:06:10,157 I thrive on pressure. 1098 01:06:10,318 --> 01:06:13,717 - Excuse me, uh, sorry. - Yo, yo, easy on the trousers, Daf. Easy. 1099 01:06:13,878 --> 01:06:17,157 Pardon me. Mr. Murray, something's really been bugging me. 1100 01:06:17,318 --> 01:06:19,957 - Yeah? - Just how did you get here anyway? 1101 01:06:21,318 --> 01:06:24,237 Producer's a friend of mine. Just had a teamster come and drop me off. 1102 01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:25,957 Uh-huh. 1103 01:06:26,118 --> 01:06:27,237 Well, that's how it goes. 1104 01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:30,358 Hey, you see this, uh, kind of chunky fellow over here? 1105 01:06:30,519 --> 01:06:31,557 [POUND CHUCKLES] 1106 01:06:32,038 --> 01:06:33,437 Uh-huh. 1107 01:06:33,598 --> 01:06:35,197 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 1108 01:06:35,598 --> 01:06:38,878 - Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, yes. - Let's do it. You the duck. 1109 01:06:39,119 --> 01:06:41,917 Now, let's all play fair. Here. 1110 01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:43,918 Yo, spaceman. Don't choke now. Come on. 1111 01:06:44,079 --> 01:06:46,157 It's gut-check time. 1112 01:06:49,759 --> 01:06:51,998 BILL: This must be mine. Woo-hoo! 1113 01:06:52,159 --> 01:06:55,158 This belongs to me. I'm going this way. I'm going left. 1114 01:06:55,319 --> 01:06:57,838 Whoa! Don't ever trust an Earthling. 1115 01:07:00,879 --> 01:07:01,878 LOLA: Mike! 1116 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,319 POUND: Get the rabbit. Get the girl. 1117 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,959 Come on, come on. I'm open. 1118 01:07:07,559 --> 01:07:08,518 I'm op...! 1119 01:07:09,119 --> 01:07:10,878 - That's mine. - Not today. 1120 01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,719 BUPKUS: Hey. BLANKO: Bring it on, dude. 1121 01:07:13,879 --> 01:07:16,198 BILL: Whoopsie-daisy. 1122 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,879 You're mine. 1123 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,239 Mike, I'm open! 1124 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:31,680 Never mind. 1125 01:07:35,361 --> 01:07:37,160 [GROWLING] 1126 01:07:55,881 --> 01:07:57,000 [HORN BLARES] 1127 01:07:57,161 --> 01:07:58,160 [CHEERING] 1128 01:07:58,441 --> 01:07:59,440 [YELLS] 1129 01:08:01,241 --> 01:08:02,320 [LAUGHING] 1130 01:08:05,562 --> 01:08:07,280 The Tunes win! 1131 01:08:12,441 --> 01:08:13,601 That was a nice pass, man. 1132 01:08:13,762 --> 01:08:15,801 That was a great stretch for the basket too. 1133 01:08:15,962 --> 01:08:19,560 You know, you really got some skills. You might be able to play in the NBA. 1134 01:08:20,241 --> 01:08:22,841 Thanks, Mike. I'll probably quote you on that. 1135 01:08:23,001 --> 01:08:25,961 But I'm gonna take this opportunity to retire from the game. 1136 01:08:26,122 --> 01:08:27,681 - No, come on. - No. 1137 01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:30,001 No, I'm gonna retire right now. That's all there is to it. 1138 01:08:30,162 --> 01:08:32,681 I'm gonna go out on top, undefeated and untied. 1139 01:08:32,842 --> 01:08:34,201 That's the way it's gonna be. 1140 01:08:34,363 --> 01:08:36,761 - You go celebrate with your team. - Come help us, man. 1141 01:08:36,922 --> 01:08:41,561 I'd like to, but I have to ice down my knees right away, okay? They're starting to go. 1142 01:08:41,723 --> 01:08:44,322 - All right. Goodbye, man. - All right, see you. 1143 01:08:45,802 --> 01:08:49,321 - Are you sure? - Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely. 1144 01:08:50,243 --> 01:08:51,682 - Losers. MONSTARS: Sorry. 1145 01:08:51,843 --> 01:08:53,402 - Choke artists. - Sorry again. 1146 01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:56,321 Wait till I get you back on Moron Mountain. 1147 01:08:56,483 --> 01:08:57,482 [YELLS] 1148 01:08:57,643 --> 01:09:00,762 All right. The party's over. Get in the spaceship. 1149 01:09:00,923 --> 01:09:02,442 Why do you take it from this guy? 1150 01:09:02,603 --> 01:09:04,842 Because he's bigger. 1151 01:09:05,003 --> 01:09:06,242 He's bigger? 1152 01:09:06,403 --> 01:09:08,842 Than we used to be. 1153 01:09:10,123 --> 01:09:11,482 What are you doing? 1154 01:09:12,403 --> 01:09:14,882 - Wait. What are you doing? Wait. POUND: Come here. 1155 01:09:18,204 --> 01:09:19,203 [MONSTARS LAUGHING] 1156 01:09:24,124 --> 01:09:25,643 [YELLS] 1157 01:09:30,323 --> 01:09:32,243 Had it in you all the time, didn't you? 1158 01:09:34,284 --> 01:09:36,923 One thing, though. Pass me the ball, Bugs. 1159 01:09:37,084 --> 01:09:38,763 You gotta give my friends their talent back. 1160 01:09:39,564 --> 01:09:41,363 Do we have to? 1161 01:09:41,524 --> 01:09:44,004 Yeah, it's part of the deal. Touch the ball. 1162 01:09:45,805 --> 01:09:48,004 Oh, okay. 1163 01:09:48,164 --> 01:09:50,884 BLANKO: Fair is fair. - There you go. Touch it. 1164 01:09:57,645 --> 01:09:59,244 That was so much fun. 1165 01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:01,884 I feel so insignificant. 1166 01:10:02,045 --> 01:10:03,724 My clothes don't fit. 1167 01:10:03,885 --> 01:10:06,204 - What a trip. - Ha, ha. I'm up for another one. 1168 01:10:06,365 --> 01:10:08,764 Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny? 1169 01:10:08,925 --> 01:10:11,004 We don't want to go back to Moron Mountain. 1170 01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:14,084 - We hate it up there. - It stinks. 1171 01:10:14,245 --> 01:10:17,244 Um, I was thinking, could we stay here with you? 1172 01:10:17,405 --> 01:10:19,005 ALL: Please. 1173 01:10:19,165 --> 01:10:20,564 Oh, brother. 1174 01:10:20,726 --> 01:10:23,004 Eh, I don't know if you guys are looney enough. 1175 01:10:23,165 --> 01:10:24,524 Looney enough? 1176 01:10:24,686 --> 01:10:26,805 [HUMMING "LOONEY TUNES" THEME] 1177 01:10:31,365 --> 01:10:33,045 Michael, do you know what time it is? 1178 01:10:33,206 --> 01:10:36,325 Seven-fift... Seven-fift... Quarter past 7. 1179 01:10:36,486 --> 01:10:39,085 Exactly. You've got a baseball game in five minutes. 1180 01:10:39,246 --> 01:10:41,045 Okay. Take this. 1181 01:10:42,126 --> 01:10:44,646 - Is it safe? - Yeah, put it in my bag. 1182 01:10:44,806 --> 01:10:47,125 Okay. Let's go. 1183 01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:49,085 I really enjoyed playing with you guys. 1184 01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:50,766 You guys got a lot of, uh... 1185 01:10:51,887 --> 01:10:53,366 - A lot of, uh... TUNES: Yes? 1186 01:10:53,527 --> 01:10:55,606 Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it. 1187 01:10:55,766 --> 01:10:57,486 [CHATTERING AND CHUCKLING] 1188 01:10:58,207 --> 01:11:00,046 All right. Gotta go. 1189 01:11:00,566 --> 01:11:02,126 - Bugs. - Eh, Mike. 1190 01:11:02,287 --> 01:11:05,686 - Stay out of trouble. - You know I will. 1191 01:11:05,847 --> 01:11:07,566 Come here. 1192 01:11:09,487 --> 01:11:10,926 Woo-hoo! 1193 01:11:11,287 --> 01:11:13,727 CROWD [CHANTING]: We want Michael! We want Michael! 1194 01:11:14,367 --> 01:11:17,527 The delay is killing us. Where's Michael? 1195 01:11:17,688 --> 01:11:19,246 Where is Michael? 1196 01:11:19,407 --> 01:11:21,326 Oh, he's not back from his other game. 1197 01:11:21,487 --> 01:11:23,206 - What other game? - Shh. 1198 01:11:23,887 --> 01:11:25,207 Uh-uh. What other game? 1199 01:11:57,969 --> 01:12:00,087 Ladies and gentlemen... 1200 01:12:02,929 --> 01:12:04,568 ...Michael Jordan. 1201 01:12:04,729 --> 01:12:06,448 [CROWD CHEERING] 1202 01:12:21,450 --> 01:12:24,169 Guys, we suck. 1203 01:12:24,330 --> 01:12:26,848 Yeah, man. My grandmother plays better than I do. 1204 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:30,568 At least you guys are still tall. I'm nothing now. Just another short guy. 1205 01:12:30,730 --> 01:12:33,968 - You got that right. - That's the only thing you got right. 1206 01:12:37,330 --> 01:12:38,369 - Who's that? - Who's that? 1207 01:12:38,530 --> 01:12:41,089 SHAWN: I don't know. - Been getting your butts kicked? 1208 01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:42,449 MUGGSY: Who's that? - It's Mike. 1209 01:12:42,610 --> 01:12:43,889 - What's up? - Why are you here? 1210 01:12:44,050 --> 01:12:47,409 Don't be embarrassed. Just face it. 1211 01:12:47,570 --> 01:12:48,529 You guys stink. 1212 01:12:48,690 --> 01:12:51,370 - Come on, Mike. Lighten up. - I know, man. 1213 01:12:51,530 --> 01:12:54,409 You want your games back, huh? What little games you had to begin with. 1214 01:12:54,810 --> 01:12:57,289 - It's hard enough as it is, Mike. - Give us a break. 1215 01:12:58,211 --> 01:12:59,929 I'm gonna regret this. 1216 01:13:01,130 --> 01:13:02,929 Stan, give me the ball. 1217 01:13:05,331 --> 01:13:06,690 ALL: Oh. 1218 01:13:07,051 --> 01:13:08,570 Look at that. 1219 01:13:08,731 --> 01:13:10,770 Looks like something from Star Trek. 1220 01:13:11,731 --> 01:13:14,570 - Touch it. - No way, Jose. 1221 01:13:14,731 --> 01:13:18,210 Pat, you want your talent back? You don't have any choice. Just touch it. 1222 01:13:19,051 --> 01:13:20,610 - I don't know. - Don't touch it. 1223 01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:23,851 You're gonna walk around with a bad game for the rest of your career. 1224 01:13:24,012 --> 01:13:25,610 Touch the ball. 1225 01:13:26,371 --> 01:13:28,251 Careful, Pat. 1226 01:13:29,931 --> 01:13:31,330 We've tried everything else. 1227 01:13:42,131 --> 01:13:44,851 Come on, Charles. Touch it. 1228 01:13:45,012 --> 01:13:47,491 The rest of you guys. Just touch it. 1229 01:13:53,372 --> 01:13:55,851 - What was that? - I liked that, Mike. 1230 01:13:56,012 --> 01:13:57,852 Hey, I caught it. 1231 01:13:58,293 --> 01:14:00,612 SHAWN: Look at Muggsy handle the rock. LARRY: Handle it, baby. 1232 01:14:00,773 --> 01:14:03,772 - I can handle that rock again. LARRY: That's the old Muggs I know. 1233 01:14:03,932 --> 01:14:06,011 PATRICK: Yeah, get height now. 1234 01:14:06,253 --> 01:14:08,372 It gave me my powers back. 1235 01:14:08,533 --> 01:14:11,092 That wasn't bad. Let me show you something. 1236 01:14:12,452 --> 01:14:15,212 - The Round Mound is back. - Want to see something? 1237 01:14:16,853 --> 01:14:19,572 PATRICK: Oh, man. That felt good. 1238 01:14:21,733 --> 01:14:23,533 SHAWN: I got it. MUGGSY: You got it. Yeah, baby. 1239 01:14:23,693 --> 01:14:27,452 Hey, Michael. Why don't you stay, play some three-on-three with us? 1240 01:14:27,613 --> 01:14:29,852 No, I don't think so. 1241 01:14:30,013 --> 01:14:31,893 You gonna work on that baseball swing? 1242 01:14:32,053 --> 01:14:35,892 Leave the baseball player alone. He doesn't play basketball anymore. 1243 01:14:36,053 --> 01:14:38,133 He probably doesn't even have it anymore, guys. 1244 01:14:38,294 --> 01:14:40,012 Michael, do you hear them? 1245 01:14:40,173 --> 01:14:42,892 They don't think you can play the game anymore. 1246 01:14:46,334 --> 01:14:47,973 There's only one way to find out. 1247 01:14:52,214 --> 01:14:55,413 ANNOUNCER: The Chicago Bulls welcome back... 1248 01:14:55,574 --> 01:15:00,453 ...Michael Jordan! 1249 01:15:11,535 --> 01:15:13,654 What's the matter, Bill? 1250 01:15:15,655 --> 01:15:17,774 Larry, that could have been me. 1251 01:15:17,935 --> 01:15:22,614 Will you get off that kick? It's over. It's done with. You can't play. 1252 01:15:25,535 --> 01:15:26,934 Okay. 1253 01:15:27,815 --> 01:15:30,094 Let's go, Bulls. 1254 01:23:18,030 --> 01:23:20,229 Well, that's all, folks. 1255 01:23:20,390 --> 01:23:22,510 That's my line. 1256 01:23:22,670 --> 01:23:25,670 Step aside, babe. Let a star do this. 1257 01:23:25,830 --> 01:23:27,269 That's all... 1258 01:23:27,431 --> 01:23:29,829 That's all, folks. 1259 01:23:30,790 --> 01:23:32,869 Can I go home now? 1260 01:23:38,511 --> 01:23:40,430 [English - US - SDH] 92133

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