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NARRATOR:
Previously on Friends:
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- Erica, are you okay?
- Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.
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I keep getting these stomachaches.
They come and go, like, every few minutes.
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- Oh, my God.
- Relax, we'll just get her some antacids.
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She doesn't have a stomachache!
She's in labor!
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Qh, my God!
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RACHEL:
If you think that I didn't say goodbye...
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...because you don't mean as much
to me as everybody else, you're wrong.
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It's because you mean more to me.
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- Rash!
- What?
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- Hey.
- Ha, ha.
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Shh. Go back to sleep.
I have to go home.
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Oh, God. This was amazing.
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It really was.
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You've learned some new moves.
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Yeah, well, uh, this guy at work gave me
Sex for Dummies as a joke.
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- Ah.
- Who's laughing now?
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I am.
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Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
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Okay. Good.
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Next time, can I say "breathe"?
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No. Last time, you said it like Dracula,
and it scared her.
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Can I get you anything?
Want more ice chips?
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- No, I'm okay.
MONICA: All right. I'll be right back.
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- Where you going?
- To use the bathroom.
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- You can't leave me alone with her.
- What?
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This is exactly
the kind of social situation...
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...that I am not comfortable with.
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What kind of social situation
are you comfortable with?
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It's just that we've never spent any time,
you know, alone together.
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You'll be fine. You won't,
but I'll be back in two minutes.
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Okay.
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So, uh, any plans for the summer?
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I don't know. Maybe church camp.
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Ha...
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May not want to mention this.
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So you ever wonder which is worse?
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You know, going through labor
or getting kicked in the nuts?
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- What?
- Oh, it's just interesting.
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You know, because no one will ever know
because no one can experience both.
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One of life's great
unanswerable questions.
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I mean, who knows?
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Maybe there's something
even more painful than those things.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Like this.
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[CHIRPING]
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[KNOCKING ON DQOR]
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- Come in.
- Morning.
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- Hey.
- What's that?
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Oh, it's my housewarming present
for Monica and Chandler.
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- That's a baby chick and duck.
- Uh-huh.
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And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
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- I did not see that coming.
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
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They'll love it at that new house.
It has that big backyard.
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And when they're old,
they can go to that farm...
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...that Chandler took
the other chick and duck to.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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- It's a shame people can't visit there.
- That is the rule though.
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- Guess what. You're almost an uncle.
- What?
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Erica went into labor. Monica and
Chandler are at the hospital right now.
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- Oh, my God!
- I have a feeling it's gonna be a girl.
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Phoebe, you were sure Ben
was gonna be a girl.
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Have you seen him throw a ball'?
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- Is Rachel here?
- Uh, I think she's still asleep.
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Hey, hey, hey. How did it go
with you guys last night?
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She seemed pretty pissed at you.
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We, uh--
You know, we worked things out.
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What's that smile?
Did something happen with you two?
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Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell.
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Uh, but I'm also not one to have sex
and shut up. We totally did it.
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Oh, my God. You and Rachel?
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- I know, it's pretty great.
- So, what does that mean?
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- Are you guys getting back together?
- Oh, I don't know.
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- We didn't really get to talk.
- But do you want to get back together?
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I don't know.
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It was incredible.
I mean, it just felt so right.
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When I was holding her,
I mean, I never wanted to let her go.
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Know what? Yeah, I do.
I want to be together.
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_Yay!
- Shh!
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[QU I ETLY]
Yay!
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So is she still going to Paris?
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Wow, I hadn't thought of that.
I hope not.
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This is, like, the best day ever. Ever.
You guys might get back together.
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Monica and Chandler get their baby.
There are chicks and ducks...
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...in the world again.
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Oh. I feel like I'm in a musical.
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[SINGING]
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When the sun comes up
Bright and beamin'
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And the moon comes
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- Morning.
- Guess you'll never know how it ends.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Hi. How'd you sleep?
- Good. You?
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- Good.
- I'll bet you did.
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Uh, would you guys mind
giving us a minute?
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Sure. Yeah. Just keep an eye
on the chick and duck.
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Chick and the duck'? Didn't they die--?
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Dive. Yeah, they dove.
Headfirst into fun on the farm.
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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O
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- Morning.
- You too.
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- Last night was just wonderful.
- Oh, it really was.
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I woke up today
with the biggest smile on my face.
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I know, me too. It was...
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You know, it was like one of those things
you think is never gonna happen.
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And then it does,
and it's everything you want it to be.
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I know. It was just...
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It's just the perfect way to say goodbye.
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[YELLING]
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MONICA: Just a little bit more, honey.
- Oh, man, this hurts!
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- Is it really that bad?
- Uh-huh.
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I think it's time to kick you in the nuts
and see which is worse.
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The baby's head is crowning.
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Oh, my God! That is the most beautiful
top of a head I have ever seen.
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- Chandler, you have to see this.
- I'm okay.
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You don't want to miss this.
This is the birth of your child.
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- It's the miracle of life.
- All right.
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Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.
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Start pushing. Here we go.
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Here come the shoulders.
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[BABY CRYING]
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It's a boy.
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- Is he okay?
DOCTOR: He's just fine.
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You did it.
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It's a baby.
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A beautiful little baby. And some other
stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
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- Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
MONICA: Okay.
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Well, that's spongy.
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Oh...
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Hey, handsome.
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I'll love you so much that no woman
is ever gonna be good enough for you.
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- We are so lucky.
- I know.
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He has your eyes.
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I mean, I know that's not possible,
but he does.
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- We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
- Okay.
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MONICA:
Oh, my God, he's beautiful.
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- Thank you so much.
- I'm really happy for you guys.
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- How do you feel?
- I'm tired.
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You don't have that much time to relax.
The other one will be along in a minute.
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I'm sorry, who should be along
in a what, now?
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The next baby should be
along in a minute.
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We only ordered one.
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- You know it's twins, right?
- Oh, yeah.
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These are the faces
of two people in the know.
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I can't believe you didn't know its twins.
This has never happened before.
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Well, gosh. That makes me
feel so special and good.
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Did you know it was twins?
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Yeah, it's here in the paperwork
we got from the clinic.
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- Did anybody tell you?
- I don't think so.
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Although, they did mention something
about two heartbeats...
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...but I thought that was just mine
and the baby's.
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They said, "Both heartbeats are strong."
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And I thought, "Well, that's good,
because I'm having a baby."
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- This is unbelievable.
- Twins actually run in my family.
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Interesting.
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Can I see you for a second?
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- What do we do?
- What do you mean, "What do we do?"
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Twins!
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- Chandler, you're panicking.
- Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?
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What do you say we keep one and then
just have an option on the other one?
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- We can't split them up.
- Why not?
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We could give each of them
half a medallion.
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And then years later,
they'll find each other...
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...and be reunited. I mean,
that's a great day for everybody.
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Okay. What if the person who adopts
the other one is horrible?
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What if they're not?
What if it's adopted by a king?
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Yeah. Because I hear the king
is looking to adopt.
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Monica, we are not ready
to have two babies.
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That doesn't matter.
We have waited so long for this.
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I don't care if it's two babies.
I don't care if it's three babies.
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I don't care if the entire cast
of
Eight Is Enough comes out of there.
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We are taking them home
because they are our children.
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Okay. Shh.
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'Qkay_
'Qkay!
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Okay.
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It looks like we're about ready
over here. Come on, Erica.
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Start pushing again now.
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- Here she comes.
- She? It's a girl?
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Yeah.
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Well, now we have one of each.
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And that's enough.
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And then she said it was the perfect way
to say goodbye.
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Oh, my God.
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What did you say?
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- Nothing. What do you say to that?
- Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel.
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- No way.
- Well, you can't just give up.
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Is that what a dinosaur would do?
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- What?
- I'm just trying to speak your language.
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Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you
even wanna get back together.
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If she did, she might feel differently.
She might not even go.
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- You really think so?
PHOEBE: I'm telling you!
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Oh, okay, this is the part of the musical
where there'd be a good, convincing song.
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[SINGING]
Don't take no for an answer
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Don't let love fly away
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- Hi.
- Can't a girl finish a song around here?
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- Hey.
- Hi. So I dropped Emma off at my mom's.
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- Okay.
- You're not taking her tonight?
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No, we decided that
I'd go ahead and set up first...
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...then my mom would bring Emma
to Paris on Sunday.
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Wow. Eight-hour flight with a baby.
Good luck, Mom.
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Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mom
talking about Atkins. Good luck, Emma.
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All right. You know what? You're right.
I should at least tell her how I feel.
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- Ross. Wait, wait.
- What? What?
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Could you get me a muffin?
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GUNTHER: Rachel?
- Yeah?
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I know you're leaving tonight,
but I just have to tell you.
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I love you.
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Now, I don't know if that changes
your plans at all.
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But I thought you should know.
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Gunther.
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I love you too.
Probably not in the same way.
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But I do. And when I'm
in a café having coffee...
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...or I see a man with hair
brighter than the sun...
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...I'll think of you.
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- Bye, you guys.
PHOEBE: Bye.
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Qh, my God!
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Unbelievable.
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- Hey, you know what might help?
- I'm not getting you a muffin!
218
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:40,701
Do you think they recognize
each other from in there?
219
00:14:40,868 --> 00:14:43,912
Maybe. Unless they're like people
who've lived in apartments...
220
00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:47,916
...next to each other for years, then one
day they're pushed through a vagina...
221
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,877
...and they meet.
222
00:14:50,711 --> 00:14:53,005
NURSE: We're going to take Erica
to Recovery now.
223
00:14:53,213 --> 00:14:55,341
MONICA: There's something
that we wanted to tell you.
224
00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,846
We decided to name the girl baby Erica.
225
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:04,308
Oh, my God, that's just like my name!
226
00:15:06,393 --> 00:15:08,645
Son of a gun, it is.
227
00:15:10,439 --> 00:15:13,233
Anyway, I'm gonna go get some rest.
228
00:15:13,859 --> 00:15:19,073
I'm really glad I picked you guys.
You're gonna make great parents.
229
00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:21,283
Even Chandler.
230
00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:25,329
- Okay, well, bye.
- Bye.
231
00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:26,914
- We'll call you.
- Okay.
232
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:29,541
Have fun at church camp.
233
00:15:35,339 --> 00:15:39,051
- Look at these little bunnies.
- I know.
234
00:15:39,510 --> 00:15:41,428
You ready to trade?
235
00:15:41,637 --> 00:15:44,390
_Qkay-
_Qkay-
236
00:15:44,598 --> 00:15:46,600
Okay. Let's see.
237
00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:58,153
- We could trade later.
- Yeah, I'm good.
238
00:16:01,573 --> 00:16:05,828
PHOEBE: Hey, what are you working on?
- A "welcome home" sign for the baby.
239
00:16:05,994 --> 00:16:08,831
How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?
240
00:16:09,873 --> 00:16:12,084
No, I sat in the paint.
241
00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:16,130
JOEY: Hey.
- So did you talk to Rachel?
242
00:16:16,338 --> 00:16:19,341
- No. And I'm not going to.
- What?
243
00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:21,885
- Why not?
- She's just gonna shoot me down.
244
00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:25,097
You saw what happened with Gunther.
That did not look like fun.
245
00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:27,641
How can you compare
yourself to Gunther?
246
00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:30,436
I mean, sure, he's sexy
in a more obvious way.
247
00:16:32,938 --> 00:16:36,442
You have a relationship with her.
You slept together last night.
248
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:40,487
Yeah, and she still wants to go.
It's pretty clear where she is.
249
00:16:40,821 --> 00:16:42,865
Yeah, I know what you mean.
I mean, sometimes--
250
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:45,868
- Uh, Joe.
- Damn it!
251
00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:48,704
If I were gonna tell her,
I don't have to do it now.
252
00:16:48,871 --> 00:16:51,248
Okay? I'll be seeing her again.
We've got time.
253
00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:55,669
No, you don't. She's going to Paris!
She is going to meet somebody.
254
00:16:55,836 --> 00:17:01,341
Do you know how many hot guys there
are in Paris? It's a city of Gunthers.
255
00:17:04,178 --> 00:17:05,804
- Hey.
PHOEBE: Hey.
256
00:17:05,971 --> 00:17:08,474
- What do you have there?
- Oh, I made a little something.
257
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,393
If I had more time to work on it,
it'd be better, but...
258
00:17:13,979 --> 00:17:17,566
- Oh, my God, you did that yourself?
- Honey, that's gorgeous.
259
00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:21,153
You know, the baby can't read, Mike.
260
00:17:22,154 --> 00:17:26,158
Hi. The car service just got here.
I can't believe they're not home yet!
261
00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:28,994
I have to catch my stupid plane.
I want to see the baby.
262
00:17:29,161 --> 00:17:32,706
Monica just called from the cab.
She said they should be here any minute.
263
00:17:32,873 --> 00:17:36,543
- Apparently, there's some big surprise.
- Yeah, did she sound happy about it?
264
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:40,964
Because my friend Ethel's baby
was born with a teeny-tiny beard.
265
00:17:45,552 --> 00:17:49,556
- Welcome home.
ROSS: Oh, my God.
266
00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:53,435
RACHEL: Oh, my gosh.
- Hey.
267
00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:55,103
ROSS
& RACHEL:
Hey.
268
00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:56,939
[GASPS]
269
00:17:58,065 --> 00:18:00,901
Hey, so, what is the big surprise?
270
00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:04,738
[GASPS]
271
00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:07,783
- Oh, my God!
- How did this--?
272
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:10,953
Okay, awkward question.
The hospital knows you took two, right?
273
00:18:11,578 --> 00:18:15,082
- Yes. It's twins.
- Oh, my-- They are so cute.
274
00:18:15,249 --> 00:18:20,754
- Now, what kinds are they?
- This is a boy. And that's a girl.
275
00:18:20,921 --> 00:18:22,464
Her name is Erica.
276
00:18:23,465 --> 00:18:26,301
Hey, that pregnant girl's name
was Erica.
277
00:18:26,552 --> 00:18:30,639
Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't
get to spend more time together.
278
00:18:31,598 --> 00:18:33,976
Yeah, and we named the boy Jack,
after Dad.
279
00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:38,480
- He's gonna be so happy.
- Jack Bing. I love that.
280
00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:42,776
It sounds like a '40s newspaper guy.
You know, "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette.
281
00:18:42,943 --> 00:18:46,113
I'm gonna blow this story wide open."
282
00:18:49,616 --> 00:18:52,160
Oh, my gosh.
283
00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:55,289
- So beautiful.
- I want one.
284
00:18:55,455 --> 00:19:00,210
Oh, yeah? Well, tell me which one.
I'll try to slip it in my coat.
285
00:19:01,503 --> 00:19:04,006
Seriously. I mean,
you want to make one of those?
286
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:06,466
- One? How about a whole bunch?
- Really?
287
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:11,847
Yeah. We can teach them to sing,
and we could be like the von Trapp family.
288
00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:15,142
Only without the Nazis.
Although that sounds kind of dull.
289
00:19:16,518 --> 00:19:20,230
I can't believe this. If I don't leave now,
I'm gonna miss my plane.
290
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,359
- I'm so glad you got to see the babies.
RACHEL: Me too.
291
00:19:24,526 --> 00:19:29,114
I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around
to watch you two attempt to handle this.
292
00:19:30,741 --> 00:19:34,620
All right. Oh, I can't say goodbye
to you guys again.
293
00:19:34,786 --> 00:19:37,581
- I love you all so much.
- Love you.
294
00:19:37,748 --> 00:19:39,374
- We love you.
- Call us when you get there.
295
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:43,128
I will. Ross, come here.
296
00:19:46,048 --> 00:19:47,841
I just want you to know...
297
00:19:49,468 --> 00:19:51,511
...last night...
298
00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:55,182
...I'll never forget it.
299
00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:57,893
Neither will I.
300
00:20:06,151 --> 00:20:08,153
All right. Now I really have to go.
301
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,822
Okay, au revoir.
302
00:20:10,989 --> 00:20:12,407
Ugh.
303
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:15,661
They're gonna really hate me over there.
304
00:20:17,996 --> 00:20:20,624
So you just let her go?
305
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:22,793
Yeah.
306
00:20:23,752 --> 00:20:26,588
- Hey, maybe that's for the best.
- Yeah?
307
00:20:26,797 --> 00:20:29,883
Yeah. You know, you just--
Look, you gotta--
308
00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:32,594
You gotta think about last night
the way she does.
309
00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:35,055
Okay? You know, maybe...
310
00:20:36,056 --> 00:20:40,018
Maybe sleeping together was
the perfect way to say goodbye.
311
00:20:40,185 --> 00:20:44,356
- But now she'll never know how he feels.
- Maybe that's okay, you know?
312
00:20:44,648 --> 00:20:46,775
Maybe it is better this way.
313
00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:51,071
I mean, now... Now you can move on.
314
00:20:51,321 --> 00:20:53,949
I mean, you've been trying to for so long.
315
00:20:54,157 --> 00:20:56,993
Maybe now that you're
on different continents...
316
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,287
- Right?
- Yeah.
317
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:06,253
Maybe now you can actually do it,
you know.
318
00:21:07,254 --> 00:21:09,673
You can finally get over her.
319
00:21:13,677 --> 00:21:15,929
Yeah, that's true.
320
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,724
Except.
321
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:23,645
- I don't want to get over her.
- What?
322
00:21:23,812 --> 00:21:26,815
- I don't. I want to be with her.
- Really?
323
00:21:27,023 --> 00:21:29,484
- Yeah. I'm going to go after her.
- Yeah, you are!
324
00:21:31,319 --> 00:21:34,114
Wait! Wait! Get your coat! Get your coat!
325
00:21:34,281 --> 00:21:36,283
- My coat.
- This is so cool!
326
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:39,619
I have no idea what's going on,
but I am excited!
327
00:21:39,828 --> 00:21:42,330
- What do you think she's gonna say?
- I don't know.
328
00:21:42,497 --> 00:21:47,085
But even if she shoots me down,
at least I won't spend my life wondering...
329
00:21:47,252 --> 00:21:49,796
...what would have happened.
Where is my coat?
330
00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:54,259
You didn't bring one! My cab's
downstairs. I'll drive you to the airport.
331
00:21:54,426 --> 00:21:55,886
- Wish me luck.
- Hurry!
332
00:21:56,052 --> 00:21:57,637
JOEY:
Good luck!
333
00:22:08,398 --> 00:22:11,401
- There's no seat belts!
- That's okay. If we hit anything...
334
00:22:11,568 --> 00:22:16,656
...the engine will explode,
so it's better if you're thrown from the car.
335
00:22:16,823 --> 00:22:19,910
- All right, all right. Let's do this.
- Okay!
336
00:22:21,328 --> 00:22:22,913
- Hey!
-80th and East End.
337
00:22:23,079 --> 00:22:26,458
- No. I don't take passengers.
- The law makes you accept any fare.
338
00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,668
You don't understand.
This cab isn't real.
339
00:22:28,919 --> 00:22:30,754
What's your medallion number?
340
00:22:30,921 --> 00:22:33,298
My medallion number is,
get out of the cab!
341
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,092
- What?
- Get out of the cab!
342
00:22:36,259 --> 00:22:37,677
[SCREAMING]
343
00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:41,014
[TIRES SQUEAL]
344
00:22:42,599 --> 00:22:45,602
Oh, hey, can I give you guys
your housewarming gift now?
345
00:22:45,811 --> 00:22:48,814
- Now, that you can do.
- All right.
346
00:22:55,195 --> 00:22:56,863
[G ROANS]
347
00:22:57,656 --> 00:23:01,952
Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.?
348
00:23:03,495 --> 00:23:06,373
Don't hide from Mama!
349
00:23:09,209 --> 00:23:11,670
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
350
00:23:14,673 --> 00:23:16,007
You can open your eyes now.
351
00:23:16,174 --> 00:23:18,468
- Are we off the bridge?
- Yes!
352
00:23:18,635 --> 00:23:24,224
- Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
- Yeah, she jumped right back up.
353
00:23:24,724 --> 00:23:28,645
- Oh, my God. Phoebe, slow down!
- Do you want to get to Rachel in time?
354
00:23:28,895 --> 00:23:30,939
Yes, but I don't want
to die in your cab.
355
00:23:31,231 --> 00:23:34,734
You should have thought of that
before you got in!
356
00:23:35,151 --> 00:23:36,820
- Tollbooth.
- What?
357
00:23:37,028 --> 00:23:39,281
Toll booth !
358
00:23:39,447 --> 00:23:42,158
Four bucks. There are quarters
in the glove compartment.
359
00:23:44,452 --> 00:23:46,121
Hurry!
360
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,498
Okay. Aah!
361
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:52,586
Damn, that window's clean.
362
00:23:53,587 --> 00:23:56,089
Quack, quack. Tweet, tweet.
Quack, quack.
363
00:23:56,423 --> 00:23:58,633
Tweet, tweet. Quack, quack.
364
00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:03,597
Tweet, tweet. Quack, quack.
Tweet, tweet. Quack, tweet, quack.
365
00:24:04,472 --> 00:24:07,100
We were wondering
what was taking so long...
366
00:24:07,267 --> 00:24:10,562
...but now we understand.
You were doing this.
367
00:24:12,606 --> 00:24:15,775
Okay. I wanted to surprise you, but...
368
00:24:15,942 --> 00:24:20,280
For your housewarming gift,
I got you a baby chick and a baby duck.
369
00:24:20,697 --> 00:24:22,991
Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
370
00:24:23,158 --> 00:24:28,705
Oh, great. Just what you want for
a new house with infants. Bird feces!
371
00:24:28,872 --> 00:24:31,541
But they must've jumped off the table.
Now they're gone!
372
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:33,293
Don't worry, we'll find them.
373
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:35,378
- I'm gonna go check on the twins.
- All right.
374
00:24:35,587 --> 00:24:36,630
[CRUNCHES]
375
00:24:36,796 --> 00:24:39,215
Oh, God! What did I just step on?
376
00:24:39,591 --> 00:24:42,302
- It's okay. It's just an egg roll.
- Oh.
377
00:24:42,469 --> 00:24:44,888
You stepped on my egg roll?
378
00:24:45,931 --> 00:24:49,100
I'm sorry. I didn't know to look
for Chinese food on the floor.
379
00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:50,936
Just put it on a plate and leave.
380
00:24:55,065 --> 00:24:58,652
- Okay. Let's find these birds.
- All right.
381
00:25:00,153 --> 00:25:01,196
[CHIRPING]
382
00:25:01,404 --> 00:25:04,407
Wait, wait. You hear that?
383
00:25:05,659 --> 00:25:06,868
[GASPS]
384
00:25:07,035 --> 00:25:11,206
- They're in the table!
- Well, that can't be good.
385
00:25:11,373 --> 00:25:13,375
- We gotta get them out of there!
- How?
386
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:16,294
Maybe we can lure them out.
You know any birdcalls?
387
00:25:16,461 --> 00:25:19,130
Oh, tons. I'm quite the Woodsman.
388
00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:23,593
Well, maybe we can just
tip the table a little.
389
00:25:23,802 --> 00:25:26,596
Joey, wait! The ball!
390
00:25:26,972 --> 00:25:29,265
[CLANKING]
391
00:25:37,857 --> 00:25:40,402
[CHIRPING]
392
00:25:42,654 --> 00:25:43,989
So, what do we do?
393
00:25:44,155 --> 00:25:46,116
Maybe we can open this up somehow.
394
00:25:46,282 --> 00:25:47,909
Okay.
395
00:25:49,577 --> 00:25:52,747
No. It's all glued together.
396
00:25:52,956 --> 00:25:55,959
Does that mean
we have to bust it open?
397
00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:59,921
- I don't know. Maybe.
- Oh, my God.
398
00:26:00,088 --> 00:26:05,010
I know. it's-- It's the foosball table.
399
00:26:06,761 --> 00:26:09,097
All right, you know what?
We don't have a choice.
400
00:26:09,264 --> 00:26:13,059
It's like I would have said in that
sci-fi movie if I'd have gotten the part.
401
00:26:14,394 --> 00:26:17,564
Those are our men in there,
and we have to get them out...
402
00:26:18,273 --> 00:26:21,735
...even if I have to sacrifice
the most important thing in my life...
403
00:26:21,901 --> 00:26:23,903
...my time machine.
404
00:26:25,447 --> 00:26:28,366
- Did that movie ever get made?
- It did not.
405
00:26:32,537 --> 00:26:35,331
MAN [ON PA]: Jack Weinberg,
white courtesy phone. Jack Weinberg.
406
00:26:35,498 --> 00:26:37,834
- Ross, where are you going?
- Uh, to talk to Rachel.
407
00:26:38,001 --> 00:26:40,670
Isn't that why we took a ride
in the death cab?
408
00:26:40,879 --> 00:26:42,672
You're walking up to her at the gate?
409
00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:45,508
Have you never chased anyone
through the airport before?
410
00:26:45,717 --> 00:26:48,011
Not since my cop show got canceled.
411
00:26:49,095 --> 00:26:51,514
You have to get a ticket
to get past security.
412
00:26:51,723 --> 00:26:55,685
- What? We're never gonna make it.
- Not with that attitude. Now, haul ass!
413
00:26:58,104 --> 00:27:02,400
Okay, if you could all walk slower,
that'd be great.
414
00:27:09,074 --> 00:27:12,452
- Madame, your passport, please.
- Oh, my God.
415
00:27:12,619 --> 00:27:15,330
I was afraid I wouldn't remember
any of my high school French.
416
00:27:15,497 --> 00:27:18,333
But I understood every word
you just said.
417
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,337
- Your boarding pass, please.
- Oh, sure.
418
00:27:23,004 --> 00:27:24,297
Oh...
419
00:27:24,589 --> 00:27:28,134
Shoot, I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
420
00:27:28,510 --> 00:27:31,304
- Madame, if you don't have your--
- I have it, I have it!
421
00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:33,473
Oh...
422
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:38,812
Okay, I can't find it, but I remember
that I was in seat 32C...
423
00:27:38,978 --> 00:27:41,648
...because that's my bra size.
424
00:27:42,482 --> 00:27:44,192
You must have your boarding pass--
425
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,821
You know what? If I was in 36D,
we would not be having this problem.
426
00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:58,081
- Hi. I need a ticket.
- Just one?
427
00:27:58,289 --> 00:28:01,084
I drive you here, and I don't get
to see how it works out?
428
00:28:01,292 --> 00:28:05,755
- Fine. Two tickets. I need two tickets.
- We're on our honeymoon.
429
00:28:07,215 --> 00:28:10,468
- And the destination?
- I don't care. Whatever's the cheapest.
430
00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:12,971
I'm so lucky I married you.
431
00:28:15,223 --> 00:28:19,310
RACHEL:
Oh, shoot. Damn it. Where is it?
432
00:28:20,228 --> 00:28:23,565
I found it. I found it.
I told you I would find it.
433
00:28:23,731 --> 00:28:25,984
In your face. You're a different person.
434
00:28:27,527 --> 00:28:29,362
Sorry.
435
00:28:29,779 --> 00:28:33,741
Okay. Flight 421, Paris.
436
00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:36,953
- I don't see it. Do you see it?
- No. Did we miss it?
437
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,456
No, no, it's impossible.
It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
438
00:28:40,623 --> 00:28:43,209
Maybe we have the flight number wrong.
439
00:28:43,376 --> 00:28:45,336
God.
440
00:28:45,545 --> 00:28:47,213
[PHONE RINGS]
441
00:28:47,589 --> 00:28:49,299
- Hello.
- Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
442
00:28:49,465 --> 00:28:50,842
ROSS:
What?
443
00:28:51,926 --> 00:28:53,261
Hey. Hey, listen--
444
00:28:53,469 --> 00:28:57,640
You wouldn't believe the cute noises
the twins are making. Wait, listen.
445
00:28:57,849 --> 00:29:00,059
But Monica--
446
00:29:00,226 --> 00:29:04,606
Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica.
447
00:29:05,565 --> 00:29:07,358
I'm sorry. They were doing it before.
448
00:29:07,567 --> 00:29:10,987
- That's all right. Listen, listen.
- Oh, wait, wait. Here they go again.
449
00:29:11,154 --> 00:29:15,116
Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica.
450
00:29:15,450 --> 00:29:17,035
- Monica?
- Isn't that cute?
451
00:29:17,243 --> 00:29:20,163
That is precious! Listen...
452
00:29:20,330 --> 00:29:23,625
- I need Rachel's flight information.
- Oh, okay.
453
00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:29,589
- All right, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
- I have that. It's not on the board.
454
00:29:29,756 --> 00:29:33,927
That's what it says here. Flight 421.
Leaves at 8:40. Newark Airport.
455
00:29:34,135 --> 00:29:36,429
- What?
- Newark Airport.
456
00:29:36,638 --> 00:29:41,100
- Why? Where are you?
- JFK.
457
00:29:45,647 --> 00:29:47,815
[PHONE BEEPS]
458
00:30:10,630 --> 00:30:14,217
Don't worry, you guys!
We're gonna get you out of there!
459
00:30:15,218 --> 00:30:18,930
And we're also gonna buy you
tiny bird hearing aids.
460
00:30:24,644 --> 00:30:27,981
Okay. Here goes.
461
00:30:32,694 --> 00:30:34,362
What's the matter?
462
00:30:35,071 --> 00:30:38,449
I need to say goodbye to the table first.
463
00:30:40,034 --> 00:30:41,869
I understand.
464
00:30:42,537 --> 00:30:44,205
Okay.
465
00:30:45,164 --> 00:30:47,000
[SIGHS]
466
00:30:47,834 --> 00:30:50,211
Table...
467
00:30:52,005 --> 00:30:55,550
...you have given us
so many great times.
468
00:30:56,843 --> 00:31:03,474
And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel...
469
00:31:03,891 --> 00:31:07,353
All of you guys. What can I say?
470
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:13,026
You guys make us look good.
471
00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:19,365
- You want to say anything?
- I don't know.
472
00:31:20,742 --> 00:31:25,246
Except that, for one last time...
473
00:31:25,705 --> 00:31:28,333
Good game. Good game. Good game.
474
00:31:32,378 --> 00:31:34,047
- Good game.
- Yeah.
475
00:31:37,508 --> 00:31:39,510
Okay. Here we go.
476
00:31:47,602 --> 00:31:49,604
I can't do it.
477
00:31:50,396 --> 00:31:52,023
Well, I can't do it either.
478
00:31:53,232 --> 00:31:56,235
- Hey. Did you find them?
- Yeah. They're stuck inside the table.
479
00:31:56,402 --> 00:31:59,113
And we have to bust it open,
but neither of us can do it.
480
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:04,494
Oh, well, sure. It's got to be so hard.
481
00:32:04,744 --> 00:32:06,746
I'll do it. Give me.
482
00:32:11,626 --> 00:32:14,420
ROSS:
Phoebe! No, no, no!
483
00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,756
[SCREAMS]
484
00:32:16,923 --> 00:32:19,592
Wow, I've never gone this fast before.
485
00:32:19,842 --> 00:32:23,096
Phoebe, forget it, okay?
Newark is, like, an hour away.
486
00:32:23,262 --> 00:32:25,098
There's no way we'll make it in time.
487
00:32:25,348 --> 00:32:29,102
- She's got her cell. You could call her.
- I am not doing this over the phone.
488
00:32:29,352 --> 00:32:31,104
You don't have any other choice.
489
00:32:31,354 --> 00:32:32,438
[SCREAMS]
490
00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:33,773
[CAR HORN HONKS]
491
00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:36,150
[PHONE RINGING]
492
00:32:38,444 --> 00:32:40,363
- Hello?
- Rachel. Oh, good.
493
00:32:40,571 --> 00:32:42,657
By the way,
did you just get on the plane?
494
00:32:42,824 --> 00:32:44,617
- Yeah.
- We would have caught her...
495
00:32:44,784 --> 00:32:47,328
-...if we were at the right airport.
- Yay.
496
00:32:49,330 --> 00:32:50,873
Um, Rachel, hang on.
497
00:32:51,082 --> 00:32:53,292
[MOUTHS]
No. No. No.
498
00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:55,211
Phoebe, is everything okay?
499
00:32:56,337 --> 00:32:57,463
Um...
500
00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:02,343
Actually, no. No.
You have to get off the plane.
501
00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:04,470
- What? Why?
- I have this feeling that...
502
00:33:04,637 --> 00:33:10,309
...something's wrong with it.
Something is wrong with the left phalange.
503
00:33:12,311 --> 00:33:15,189
Oh, honey, I'm sure there's
nothing wrong with the plane.
504
00:33:15,356 --> 00:33:20,653
Look, I have to go. I love you, and I
will call you the minute I get to Paris.
505
00:33:21,654 --> 00:33:23,156
Um, ahem...
506
00:33:23,322 --> 00:33:26,367
- What was that?
- Oh, that was just my crazy friend.
507
00:33:26,534 --> 00:33:30,079
She told me to get off the plane
because she had a "feeling" that there...
508
00:33:30,246 --> 00:33:33,916
...was something wrong
with the left phalange.
509
00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:38,337
- Okay. Uh, that doesn't sound good.
- Oh, I wouldn't worry about it.
510
00:33:38,504 --> 00:33:41,299
She comes up with this stuff,
and she's almost never right.
511
00:33:41,466 --> 00:33:44,135
- But she is sometimes.
- Well...
512
00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,598
- What are you doing?
- I can't take this plane now.
513
00:33:48,764 --> 00:33:52,101
- Excuse me, sir. Where are you going?
- I have to get off this plane.
514
00:33:52,268 --> 00:33:56,439
Her friend has a feeling something's wrong
with the left phalange.
515
00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:02,487
Could I get some peanuts?
516
00:34:04,197 --> 00:34:06,949
- What's wrong with the plane?
- There's nothing wrong.
517
00:34:07,158 --> 00:34:10,036
- The left phalange.
- There's no "phalange."
518
00:34:10,244 --> 00:34:12,955
Oh, my God. This plane
doesn't even have a phalange.
519
00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:16,584
- I'm not flying on it.
- Please sit down.
520
00:34:16,792 --> 00:34:21,214
- What's going on'?
- We're getting off. There is no phalange!
521
00:34:24,759 --> 00:34:27,303
This is ridiculous. I--
522
00:34:29,555 --> 00:34:32,058
Yeah, okay.
523
00:34:39,941 --> 00:34:43,110
All right. My job here is done.
524
00:34:43,736 --> 00:34:46,656
That was impressive.
525
00:34:46,822 --> 00:34:50,451
Yeah. You didn't even use the tools
for most of it.
526
00:34:51,452 --> 00:34:53,246
Yeah, they were just slowing me down.
527
00:34:53,621 --> 00:34:58,459
All right. I gotta get back to the babies.
See you girls later.
528
00:35:01,921 --> 00:35:05,216
- Sorry about the table, man.
- Yeah.
529
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,552
You gonna buy a new one?
530
00:35:08,594 --> 00:35:11,138
Probably not. No.
531
00:35:11,305 --> 00:35:14,433
I don't know how much I'm gonna
want to play after you go.
532
00:35:17,603 --> 00:35:20,856
- Well, at least we got these little guys out.
- Yeah.
533
00:35:21,023 --> 00:35:23,526
Aw, we were worried about you.
534
00:35:25,820 --> 00:35:27,488
Hm.
535
00:35:27,989 --> 00:35:32,326
I guess I better get used to things
crapping in my hand, huh?
536
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,296
I'm gonna miss these little guys.
537
00:35:43,462 --> 00:35:45,298
It was nice having birds around again.
538
00:35:47,133 --> 00:35:50,886
Hey, you know what? Maybe we
should keep them here with you.
539
00:35:51,304 --> 00:35:53,973
- What?
- Yeah. We got a lot going on right now.
540
00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:57,310
And plus, here,
they'd have their own room.
541
00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:00,855
I could get a goose!
542
00:36:02,398 --> 00:36:06,110
You know, I think you're set
with the poultry.
543
00:36:08,321 --> 00:36:10,531
Thanks, man. You hear that, you guys?
544
00:36:10,698 --> 00:36:14,744
You're gonna get to stay here.
And it's good...
545
00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:17,330
...you know, because, uh...
546
00:36:17,997 --> 00:36:20,666
Because now you have a reason
to come visit.
547
00:36:23,502 --> 00:36:26,714
I think there may be another reason.
548
00:36:34,555 --> 00:36:36,349
So, uh...
549
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:42,897
Awkward hug
or lame cool-guy handshake?
550
00:36:44,523 --> 00:36:46,859
Yeah, well, you know,
lame cool-guy handshake.
551
00:36:48,694 --> 00:36:51,030
[BABBLES]
552
00:37:05,711 --> 00:37:11,092
- Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
- And you fixed the phalange?
553
00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:14,095
Yes. The phalange's fixed.
554
00:37:14,261 --> 00:37:18,432
In fact, we've put a whole lot of extra
phalanges on board, just in case.
555
00:37:20,726 --> 00:37:23,604
WOMAN [ON PA]: Paging Mr. Anderson.
Mr. Josh Anderson.
556
00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:25,523
ROSS: Where is she?
PHOEBE: I don't see her.
557
00:37:25,690 --> 00:37:27,900
- Rachel! Rachel Green!
- There she is!
558
00:37:28,067 --> 00:37:31,445
Rachel! Rachel!
559
00:37:31,737 --> 00:37:35,157
- Whoa, do you have a boarding pass?
- No. I just have to talk to someone.
560
00:37:35,324 --> 00:37:37,118
I'm sorry. You need a boarding pass.
561
00:37:37,410 --> 00:37:41,914
- No, no. But you don't--
- Rachel!
562
00:37:42,665 --> 00:37:46,043
What? Oh, my God.
What are you guys doing here?
563
00:37:46,877 --> 00:37:48,921
Okay. You're on.
564
00:37:49,171 --> 00:37:52,425
What? What, Ross? Okay, you're
scaring me. What's going on?
565
00:37:52,591 --> 00:37:55,469
- Okay. Thing is...
- Yeah.
566
00:37:56,303 --> 00:37:58,514
- Don't go.
- What?
567
00:37:58,681 --> 00:38:03,686
Please, please stay with me. I am
so in love with you. Please don't go.
568
00:38:04,812 --> 00:38:07,022
- Oh, my God.
- I know. I know.
569
00:38:07,189 --> 00:38:11,944
I shouldn't have waited till now to say it,
but, um-- That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry.
570
00:38:12,111 --> 00:38:14,989
But I'm telling you now. I love you.
571
00:38:16,115 --> 00:38:21,328
- Do not get on this plane.
- Miss, are you boarding the plane?
572
00:38:21,787 --> 00:38:23,456
Hey, he)'-
573
00:38:23,914 --> 00:38:28,294
I know you love me. I know you do.
574
00:38:28,836 --> 00:38:30,504
MAN: Miss
-l...
575
00:38:30,671 --> 00:38:33,340
I... I have to get on the plane.
576
00:38:33,507 --> 00:38:34,800
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
577
00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:37,636
- No, you don't.
- I do. They're waiting for me, Ross.
578
00:38:37,803 --> 00:38:41,307
I can't do this right now, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
579
00:38:41,474 --> 00:38:43,392
Rachel.
580
00:38:43,559 --> 00:38:45,978
I'm so sorry.
581
00:39:00,951 --> 00:39:02,411
I really thought she'd stay.
582
00:39:02,661 --> 00:39:04,663
I know.
583
00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,957
I'm sorry.
584
00:39:20,012 --> 00:39:23,265
Well, that's it.
585
00:39:23,474 --> 00:39:24,892
Everything's packed.
586
00:39:26,685 --> 00:39:28,103
Wow.
587
00:39:28,854 --> 00:39:31,190
- This is weird.
MONICA: I know.
588
00:39:31,357 --> 00:39:32,608
JOEY:
Yeah.
589
00:39:33,192 --> 00:39:36,195
Uh, does this mean
there's nothing to eat?
590
00:39:37,863 --> 00:39:39,865
I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
591
00:39:41,534 --> 00:39:43,869
I love you.
592
00:39:46,705 --> 00:39:49,375
- Hey.
- Hey. Did you guys make it in time?
593
00:39:49,542 --> 00:39:53,712
Yeah, yeah. He talked to her,
but, um, she got on the plane anyway.
594
00:39:56,048 --> 00:39:57,550
Where's Ross?
595
00:39:57,716 --> 00:39:59,927
He went home.
He didn't want to see anybody.
596
00:40:15,901 --> 00:40:17,570
[BEEPS]
597
00:40:17,778 --> 00:40:21,782
RACHEL [ON RECORDING]:
Ross. Hi, it's me.
598
00:40:22,032 --> 00:40:26,745
I just got back on the plane,
and I just feel awful.
599
00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:31,417
That is so not how I wanted things
to end with us.
600
00:40:32,585 --> 00:40:35,588
It's just that I wasn't expecting
to see you.
601
00:40:35,754 --> 00:40:39,258
And all of a sudden you're there
and saying these things.
602
00:40:40,676 --> 00:40:43,679
Now I'm just sitting here and thinking...
603
00:40:43,846 --> 00:40:47,600
...of all the stuff I should have said
and I didn't.
604
00:40:47,850 --> 00:40:51,645
I mean, I didn't even get to tell you
that I love you too.
605
00:40:52,563 --> 00:40:55,774
Because of course I do. I love you.
606
00:40:57,860 --> 00:40:59,778
I love you.
607
00:41:00,487 --> 00:41:02,448
I love you.
608
00:41:02,948 --> 00:41:07,286
What am I doing? I love you.
609
00:41:09,455 --> 00:41:12,458
I've got to see you.
I've got to get off this plane.
610
00:41:12,625 --> 00:41:14,376
Oh, my God.
611
00:41:14,585 --> 00:41:17,630
- Okay, excuse me.
WOMAN: Miss, please sit down.
612
00:41:17,796 --> 00:41:20,966
RACHEL: No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry,
but I need to get off the plane.
613
00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:24,178
- I need to tell someone that I love them.
WOMAN: I can't let you off.
614
00:41:24,345 --> 00:41:27,306
Let her off the plane!
615
00:41:27,973 --> 00:41:29,808
WOMAN:
You have to take your seat.
616
00:41:29,975 --> 00:41:32,394
RACHEL: Oh, please, miss.
You don't understand.
617
00:41:32,561 --> 00:41:35,147
Try to understand!
618
00:41:35,314 --> 00:41:38,150
Come on, miss, isn't there any way
that you can just let me off the--?
619
00:41:38,317 --> 00:41:39,443
[BEEPS]
620
00:41:39,652 --> 00:41:41,528
No! No!
621
00:41:42,029 --> 00:41:46,742
Oh, my God. Did she get off the plane?
Did she get off the plane?
622
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,829
RACHEL:
I got off the plane.
623
00:42:00,839 --> 00:42:02,675
You got off the plane.
624
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,606
I do love you.
625
00:42:17,815 --> 00:42:20,359
I love you too, and I am never
letting you go again.
626
00:42:20,567 --> 00:42:23,862
Okay. Because this is where I want
to be. Okay? No more messing around.
627
00:42:24,071 --> 00:42:28,200
- I don't want to mess this up again.
- Me neither. We're done being stupid.
628
00:42:28,367 --> 00:42:31,036
Okay. It's you and me, all right?
This is it.
629
00:42:31,203 --> 00:42:34,873
This is it. Unless we're on a break.
630
00:42:44,633 --> 00:42:46,343
Don't make jokes now.
631
00:43:07,448 --> 00:43:10,409
Okay, please be careful with that.
It was my grandmother's. Be careful.
632
00:43:10,617 --> 00:43:12,202
Thank you.
633
00:43:12,411 --> 00:43:15,789
If that falls off the truck,
it wouldn't be the worst thing.
634
00:43:24,423 --> 00:43:26,050
Wow.
635
00:43:27,676 --> 00:43:29,386
I know.
636
00:43:29,595 --> 00:43:32,264
Seems smaller somehow.
637
00:43:33,724 --> 00:43:37,186
Has it always been purple?
638
00:43:39,730 --> 00:43:43,901
Look around, you guys.
This was your first home.
639
00:43:45,152 --> 00:43:51,200
And it was a happy place,
filled with love and laughter.
640
00:43:51,366 --> 00:43:56,163
But more important, because
of rent control, it was a frigging steal.
641
00:43:59,917 --> 00:44:05,047
Hey, do you realize that, at one time or
another, we all lived in this apartment?
642
00:44:05,631 --> 00:44:07,382
RACHEL:
Oh, yeah. That's true.
643
00:44:07,591 --> 00:44:09,968
Uh, I haven't.
644
00:44:11,053 --> 00:44:14,306
What about that summer during college
that you lived with Grandma...
645
00:44:14,473 --> 00:44:17,267
...and you tried to make it as a dancer?
646
00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:25,984
Do you realize we almost made it
10 years without that coming up?
647
00:44:30,405 --> 00:44:33,325
Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger
that we'd leave our keys.
648
00:44:33,492 --> 00:44:35,744
Oh, okay.
649
00:45:09,778 --> 00:45:13,157
- So I guess this is it.
- Yeah.
650
00:45:14,658 --> 00:45:16,118
I guess so.
651
00:45:18,245 --> 00:45:20,664
This is harder than I thought
it would be.
652
00:45:20,831 --> 00:45:23,375
Oh, it's gonna be okay.
653
00:45:26,003 --> 00:45:27,629
Come on.
654
00:45:34,970 --> 00:45:39,099
Do you guys have to go to the new
house now, or do you have some time?
655
00:45:41,768 --> 00:45:43,145
We got some time.
656
00:45:43,770 --> 00:45:47,733
- Okay. Should we get some coffee?
- Sure.
657
00:45:48,817 --> 00:45:50,402
Where?
658
00:47:30,669 --> 00:47:32,671
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