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Hello.
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Just tell me what's happened.
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Er, Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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Don't know.
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Don't kill me.
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Please don't kill me.
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Read the statement.
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Yes. All right.
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On this screen?
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That is correct.
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I'm Susannah,
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Duchess of Beaumont.
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Popularly known as Princess Susannah.
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I am in a place you... er...
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cannot find, held by
one you will not trace.
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Prime Minister Michael Callow...
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Prime Minister Michael Callow my life...
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... my life depends on you.
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If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...
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by 4pm this afternoon, I will be...
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... I will be executed.
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Please.
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What are you doing? Keep it going.
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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say
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that we are 100% certain
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that this is, indeed,
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Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
shortly after midnight,
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returning from the wedding
of a college friend.
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She'd insisted on going.
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But you had security on her?
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Two PPOs, still unconscious.
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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.
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No sign of struggle.
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What do they want? Money?
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Release the Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next...
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It concerns you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.
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At 4pm this afternoon,
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Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television
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on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and... No!
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On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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I don't understand!
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The video ends with
a series of technical
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specifications for the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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Is this joke, right?
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"Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho."
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to have sex with a pig?
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Live on television
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this afternoon.
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But what... ? Who... ?
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We're checking with embedded
operatives, compiling a list of suspects.
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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
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There's not long to
formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!
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Page one, that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established
a dialogue with this... ?
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We can't. There's no e-mail
address, no code word.
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No channel for negotiation.
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So we focus on finding
Susannah. We get her back.
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However it's done, I don't
care. We stop this now.
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Everyone's working towards this.
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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.
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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.
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This only exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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If there are hacks sniffing around,
shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an
encrypted IP an hour ago.
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Well, get it off there!
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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.
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Spread? How many people have seen this?
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We take down one, six
clones pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000. That's our current estimate.
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The news rooms have got it.
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They're running this on air?
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No. We put a type five D notice
out and they're complying.
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For now.
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It's trending on Twitter.
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Oh! For... fucking internet!
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So what now? What's the play book?
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This is virgin
territory, Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!
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You scared the shit out of me!
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There's a youtube of it!
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Go to work!
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And satellite,
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... And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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No way. It's a piss
take, man. Look at it!
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I don't understand!
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Why this is on the news?
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... Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition
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closes three weeks ahead of schedule...
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How do we describe
it? "An indecent act"?
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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.
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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom!
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We're observing the D Notice.
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Surely we're going to do something.
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We are honouring the D Notice.
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The voluntary D Notice!
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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture but we are making it.
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A woman's life is at stake!
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We follow the procedure.
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My timeline consists
of 100% viewers asking
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why we're not covering
it. How do I reply?
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You don't.
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That is totally backwards.
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No-one else has broken rank.
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Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
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Facebook's coverage is
pretty comprehensive!
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Maybe
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It's like 9/11's happening and
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we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.
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We're not a chat room!
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It's on CNN and Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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All right.
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Oh, God! This planet!
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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
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Damon, public reaction. Meera,
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the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc.
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Simon, set tone with
Standards and Practices.
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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.
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Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.
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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.
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Malaika, update the princess obit VT.
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The Obit VT?
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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone
call. Least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D Notice on it.
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It's gone global, Tom.
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Don't. I'm begging you.
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Don't run it, Martin.
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Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.
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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?
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Multiply nothing by
shit-all! UKN are dead for us!
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Shove it up your arse you fucking...
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Interesting.
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A man.
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Man?
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A man!
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Tom, so you're across it...
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I'm exploring contingency plans.
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I briefed Callett.
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Ah! Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye.
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Noel won an Emmy by his effects
work on that HBO moon Western thing.
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Sea Of Tranquillity.
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You won't find better.
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Can you map a head onto a body live?
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Depends if your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.
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Mm.
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Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows
his shit. That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted in full"?
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Focus on the visuals. Different
face mapped onto a live performer.
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According to those stipulations.
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Fringes of possibility...
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Deadline's at four. We need to
know if it's workable by two.
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our embeds have ruled out the
major players. It's not AQ, not IRA.
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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.
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People who've threatened
yourself or the royals.
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They're being pulled in as we speak.
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For more than questioning, I hope.
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Somebody know something.
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If we all do it more, there'll
be less waste lying around...
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Is it still not on the telly?
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Nothing. Must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up!
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Some major breaking news here on UKN.
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In the last two minutes
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It's been confirmed that
Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont
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has been kidnapped.
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A video uploaded
anonymously to the Internet
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appears to depict the
princess pleading for her life.
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The video also contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature
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involving the Prime Minister, and
a detailed list of instructions
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relating to the
enactment of this demand.
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As police round up potential suspects...
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... across the nation.
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... This viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.
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A man thought to be
connected with a religious
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pressure group, dragged
to a waiting van...
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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For fuck's sake, man! Just saying.
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They'll be asking for a
million quid or something.
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They want him to do it with a pig.
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Demands...
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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.
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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.
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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...
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Of course I still want that drink.
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Then give me something.
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It's not...
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That won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time
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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog
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and a short piece on the
historical symbolism of the pig.
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... only five hours away,
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UKN's Damon Brown analyses the
public reaction to the crisis.
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It's a day like no other.
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The kidnap video has been
watched by over 18 million people.
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Social networking sites are a...
buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute.
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While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,
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the nation is voicing its opinion.
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I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.
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I couldn't bear to watch that.
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I won't be tuning in. Just
thinking about it is horrible.
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That's disgusting. It is disgusting.
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It is disgusting but... after
that, he's gonna be hero.
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People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.
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It will be hilarious to see that on TV.
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Nothing too abnormal for MPs.
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They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.
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We've been squeezing
hard, but nothing concrete.
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It's my house! You can't...
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You are in my doorway
touching my door handle!
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Could I have a word?
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It won't come to that.
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And if they don't find her?
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MI5 have got a name.
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They're surrounding the place now.
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Where?
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What?
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Where's the place?
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Truro.
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- Why are you lying?
- What?
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You're lying!
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Truro? Jesus!
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I don't want you worrying.
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You've never patronised
me. Don't start now.
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Whoever this is, is insane.
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And has a princess.
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00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:00,975
We'll get through this.
261
00:15:01,014 --> 00:15:03,490
Not any princess... the princess.
262
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:08,355
Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.
263
00:15:08,356 --> 00:15:10,595
I won't have to do anything.
264
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,146
Everyone's laughing at us.
265
00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:14,229
You don't know that.
266
00:15:14,262 --> 00:15:15,845
I know people.
267
00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:17,548
We love humiliation.
268
00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:18,768
I can not laugh
269
00:15:18,783 --> 00:15:20,064
Nothing is going to happen.
270
00:15:20,094 --> 00:15:22,047
It's already happening in their heads.
271
00:15:23,233 --> 00:15:27,832
In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.
272
00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:33,514
Please!
273
00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,717
Jane.
274
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,451
I love you.
275
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,112
What?
276
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,949
Palace on the phone, sir.
277
00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,987
Get Alex to stall them.
278
00:15:48,401 --> 00:15:51,027
She's already been speaking
to her for ten minutes.
279
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:52,828
"Her"?
280
00:15:52,892 --> 00:15:54,315
It's the Queen herself.
281
00:15:56,926 --> 00:15:58,290
Go on.
282
00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:10,890
As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath...
283
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,476
waiting to discover where the princess
284
00:16:12,483 --> 00:16:14,194
Would they use a female pig?
285
00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:15,936
It's on the list.
286
00:16:15,998 --> 00:16:18,903
List of rules, specifies
camera angles and things.
287
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,365
Like dogme 95.
288
00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:21,766
It's not like Dogme 95.
289
00:16:21,774 --> 00:16:22,868
Exactly that.
290
00:16:22,906 --> 00:16:24,260
What's Dogme 95?
291
00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:25,621
Cinematic movement.
292
00:16:25,622 --> 00:16:26,923
Lars von Trier.
293
00:16:26,947 --> 00:16:28,189
Oh...
294
00:16:28,212 --> 00:16:30,810
Rules for a director...
no background music,
295
00:16:30,811 --> 00:16:33,409
only natural light, for authenticity.
296
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:38,458
Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.
297
00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:41,485
I can't think of anything
remotely like this.
298
00:16:42,058 --> 00:16:44,008
A new form of terrorism...
299
00:16:44,056 --> 00:16:48,516
It's not Islamist. To request
a pig is specifically abhorrent.
300
00:16:48,545 --> 00:16:51,148
That's the point! Make love to a pig!
301
00:16:51,452 --> 00:16:52,789
Make love?
302
00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:56,614
Steer them away from the grisly details.
303
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:59,574
Let's not dwell on any of the details.
304
00:16:59,575 --> 00:17:03,013
This is already a huge
national talking point.
305
00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:07,412
Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?
306
00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:09,452
How's Her Majesty taking it?
307
00:17:09,453 --> 00:17:11,675
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."
308
00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:15,251
And we are.
309
00:17:15,252 --> 00:17:18,370
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.
310
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:22,209
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.
311
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:23,525
I thought it was untraceable.
312
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,371
Technically, yes, so I thought,
"Work with what we do now"
313
00:17:27,372 --> 00:17:31,289
That video, before Youtube
compression it was 57.3 meg.
314
00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:34,496
Algorithm.
315
00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:37,968
Anyway, we also know it
was uploaded at 3:16 AM.
316
00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:41,140
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads
317
00:17:41,195 --> 00:17:45,412
of precisely 57.3 meg in the
minutes leading up to 3:16,
318
00:17:45,446 --> 00:17:48,131
and the closest I can get is a postcode.
319
00:17:48,147 --> 00:17:50,084
It came from somewhere in there.
320
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,239
Looks like a campus.
321
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:55,203
Yeah. Closed 2010.
322
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,883
It's been empty since.
323
00:17:56,884 --> 00:17:58,962
Latest I-sat image on this area?
324
00:17:58,963 --> 00:18:02,243
3 AM flyover shot from last night...
325
00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:05,971
Looks like it had lights on.
326
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,611
We got him. We got him.
327
00:18:10,726 --> 00:18:13,813
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.
328
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:17,165
With helmet-cam relay. We
can watch the operation.
329
00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,031
Press office, OK, Tom?
330
00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:25,952
Yes!
331
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,576
Right. Confident?
332
00:18:29,577 --> 00:18:32,736
It's a kick-bollock scramble, but
with finessing it should be OK.
333
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:36,056
Finesse quickly. Our
performer's on his way.
334
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:46,613
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.
335
00:18:46,614 --> 00:18:48,613
You seen any of my films?
336
00:18:48,614 --> 00:18:49,508
No.
337
00:18:49,524 --> 00:18:52,499
I'm pretty trad... bish,
bash, bosh. In, out.
338
00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:54,156
Yeah, well...
339
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,491
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.
340
00:18:56,492 --> 00:18:57,782
There won't be any invoicing.
341
00:18:57,821 --> 00:19:01,007
- Oi-oi, Rod!
- Oi-oi!
342
00:19:02,802 --> 00:19:05,409
Need to prep two statements
343
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,888
Good outcome. Bad outcome.
344
00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:08,113
Rescue operation?
345
00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:11,065
Goon squad's heading for
postcode in Buckinghamshire.
346
00:19:11,129 --> 00:19:15,209
HP84TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.
347
00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:42,242
Yeah, I've reduced the luminance...
348
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,602
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.
349
00:19:44,603 --> 00:19:46,882
AKA, Rod Senseless.
350
00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:48,354
Stage name.
351
00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:52,680
Yeah. Well...
352
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,800
You need to get into this.
353
00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:56,648
Is there a dressing room I can use?
354
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,000
No.
355
00:19:58,076 --> 00:19:59,919
Where's my co-star?
356
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,225
Be rude not to give
her a kiss beforehand.
357
00:20:02,265 --> 00:20:04,583
Outside in the truck.
358
00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:07,325
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?
359
00:20:10,558 --> 00:20:14,237
You also need to wear
this... on your head.
360
00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,843
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.
361
00:20:24,877 --> 00:20:26,189
OK.
362
00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:28,155
Target identified.
363
00:20:28,188 --> 00:20:29,367
Commissioner. Thank you.
364
00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:30,891
So, team red...
365
00:20:30,906 --> 00:20:32,086
Any orders, boss?
366
00:20:32,109 --> 00:20:34,343
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions,
367
00:20:34,382 --> 00:20:35,781
before you proceed.
368
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,059
With the 4pm deadline three hours away,
369
00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:39,917
time is running out for
the Prime Minister...
370
00:20:49,391 --> 00:20:50,790
They got in, yeah?
371
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,251
Do you think I'd be here if they had?
372
00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,735
We've got statements for either outcome.
373
00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:02,294
Listen, coverage is very sympathetic.
374
00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:04,091
Can't think about coverage now!
375
00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:12,030
But it's on-side?
376
00:21:12,835 --> 00:21:14,529
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
377
00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:17,435
Every poll indicates
understanding, disgust with the
378
00:21:17,436 --> 00:21:20,303
captor, outrage at the
whole thing, but not at you.
379
00:21:24,779 --> 00:21:28,066
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,
380
00:21:28,503 --> 00:21:31,582
the public anticipates non-compliance.
381
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,791
There'll be squawks from the usuals,
382
00:21:35,823 --> 00:21:39,971
but it's not "England expects".
383
00:21:45,411 --> 00:21:50,570
If he kills her, there's no
blood on your hands. Bottom line.
384
00:21:54,258 --> 00:21:59,654
With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.
385
00:21:59,826 --> 00:22:02,216
Joining us is actress Lydia...
386
00:22:02,248 --> 00:22:04,055
Thought this was coming from IB7.
387
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,121
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.
388
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,814
Twinkle tits from?
389
00:22:09,815 --> 00:22:13,973
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
390
00:22:13,974 --> 00:22:16,119
This came for you, left at reception.
391
00:22:17,392 --> 00:22:19,013
Courier dropped it off.
392
00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:25,532
Know how to plug this in?
393
00:22:32,611 --> 00:22:35,129
Jack, call the police. Take it!
394
00:22:35,130 --> 00:22:37,289
Get someone to shoot that first.
395
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,329
What the fuck is this?
396
00:22:40,718 --> 00:22:43,156
I gave you rules. I said no cheating.
397
00:22:53,927 --> 00:22:56,045
Some more breaking news,
398
00:22:56,046 --> 00:23:00,045
and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,
399
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,564
has been delivered to
UKN, along with a video
400
00:23:03,565 --> 00:23:07,883
apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.
401
00:23:08,071 --> 00:23:11,752
UKN News has passed all
material to Scotland Yard...
402
00:23:11,776 --> 00:23:13,323
Fucking hell!
403
00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:17,970
Oh, God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.
404
00:23:18,111 --> 00:23:19,481
Yes, he fucking has!
405
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,801
... Which contained a statement
406
00:23:21,885 --> 00:23:26,159
accusing Downing Street of
attempting to break the rules
407
00:23:26,184 --> 00:23:28,574
This grim development comes just hours
408
00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,738
before the 4PM deadline...
409
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,679
Jesus!
410
00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:44,196
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified
411
00:23:44,197 --> 00:23:47,237
no visual trickery in his
original demand, didn't he?
412
00:23:47,902 --> 00:23:49,206
I considered it necessary...
413
00:23:49,238 --> 00:23:50,542
Considered it necessary.
414
00:23:50,566 --> 00:23:51,871
To divise...
415
00:23:51,878 --> 00:23:53,604
FUCKING HELL!
416
00:23:59,579 --> 00:24:00,888
- Mike... !
- Don't!
417
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,238
It's nor...
418
00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:05,344
One word, I swear I will fucking... !
419
00:24:17,314 --> 00:24:19,082
What did you do, Alex?
420
00:24:20,158 --> 00:24:21,809
I had a back-up plan.
421
00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,799
A man prepared to do it
and an FX company that
422
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,066
would paint your head
onto his shoulders.
423
00:24:27,109 --> 00:24:28,667
You actually thought that would work?
424
00:24:28,831 --> 00:24:30,151
I believed it worth considering.
425
00:24:30,254 --> 00:24:31,947
Then you're a stupid bitch.
426
00:24:32,348 --> 00:24:34,426
With your interest at heart.
427
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:35,821
Who knew about this?
428
00:24:36,161 --> 00:24:39,789
A select few. It seems
some idiot at the studio
429
00:24:39,836 --> 00:24:42,289
recognised our designated performer,
430
00:24:42,387 --> 00:24:45,647
Tweeted a photo and the
online hivemind did the maths.
431
00:24:45,695 --> 00:24:47,257
It's not playing well.
432
00:24:48,839 --> 00:24:50,193
With who?
433
00:24:51,669 --> 00:24:53,645
With, er... anyone.
434
00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:57,746
A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,
435
00:24:57,778 --> 00:25:00,378
with only 28% of the public believing
436
00:25:00,414 --> 00:25:03,182
he should fulfil the
bizarre and illegal request.
437
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,432
In the wake of these images,
438
00:25:05,485 --> 00:25:10,404
and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.
439
00:25:10,461 --> 00:25:14,023
It'll be humiliating, but
nothing compared to her suffering.
440
00:25:14,047 --> 00:25:15,570
With the appearance of finger...
441
00:25:15,616 --> 00:25:16,725
He's just got to do it.
442
00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:17,632
Yes, he has to do it.
443
00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:19,036
What's the alternative?
444
00:25:19,037 --> 00:25:21,950
We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.
445
00:25:21,990 --> 00:25:23,381
Of course...
446
00:25:23,427 --> 00:25:27,016
If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?
447
00:25:27,017 --> 00:25:30,425
Online polls suggest that 86% of voters
448
00:25:30,457 --> 00:25:33,095
now believe the demand should be met.
449
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:35,096
Damon Brown...
450
00:25:38,095 --> 00:25:39,893
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?
451
00:25:39,894 --> 00:25:41,015
They need time...
452
00:25:41,016 --> 00:25:42,973
No more pissing around.
453
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:44,374
Julian's advising against...
454
00:25:44,375 --> 00:25:48,212
I'm advising for. They
go in now. They go in now.
455
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,289
Where's my obit VT?
456
00:26:07,290 --> 00:26:11,728
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?
457
00:26:11,729 --> 00:26:13,273
I'd say bullshit.
458
00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:15,286
Then you'd be wrong.
459
00:26:16,772 --> 00:26:18,312
Have you got a crew with you?
460
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:19,943
I'm not stupid.
461
00:26:20,922 --> 00:26:22,303
Malaika?
462
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:23,974
Hello?
463
00:26:38,324 --> 00:26:39,922
Are you getting this?
464
00:26:39,923 --> 00:26:42,803
Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger.
465
00:26:49,522 --> 00:26:50,721
Still getting this?
466
00:26:50,722 --> 00:26:54,121
Yeah. Just stay safe,
Malaika. Be careful!
467
00:27:10,078 --> 00:27:11,997
If this doesn't work...
468
00:27:13,122 --> 00:27:15,117
we need...
469
00:27:39,152 --> 00:27:42,431
Armed police! Lay down on the
floor! Lay down on the floor!
470
00:27:46,193 --> 00:27:48,390
Move!
471
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,909
Fuck!
472
00:28:00,121 --> 00:28:02,160
It's a decoy.
473
00:28:02,404 --> 00:28:06,957
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.
474
00:28:07,029 --> 00:28:08,277
Jesus!
475
00:28:08,306 --> 00:28:09,582
They're looking right at her!
476
00:28:09,637 --> 00:28:11,058
They can't see her.
477
00:28:11,159 --> 00:28:12,301
Malaika, make sure they can't...
478
00:28:12,339 --> 00:28:13,932
Stay down! Don't move!
479
00:28:17,705 --> 00:28:20,024
Run, Malaika! Run!
480
00:28:23,664 --> 00:28:25,822
Get out of there. Come on!
481
00:28:25,823 --> 00:28:27,783
Armed police!
482
00:28:36,261 --> 00:28:37,606
Is it him?
483
00:28:38,693 --> 00:28:40,629
Where the fuck is Jack?
484
00:28:40,660 --> 00:28:43,419
Advance! Advance! Advance!
485
00:28:45,483 --> 00:28:48,483
Get down!
486
00:28:48,579 --> 00:28:51,416
Get down!
487
00:28:51,465 --> 00:28:55,663
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.
488
00:28:55,696 --> 00:28:56,977
- You press?
- Yes.
489
00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:01,055
There goes your RTS Award.
490
00:29:01,056 --> 00:29:03,135
There must be something.
491
00:29:03,136 --> 00:29:03,964
There's nothing there, Mike.
492
00:29:03,987 --> 00:29:05,295
There'll be a clue. Some evidence.
493
00:29:05,296 --> 00:29:06,335
We've done all we can.
494
00:29:06,336 --> 00:29:08,774
You rescued mannequin.
495
00:29:08,809 --> 00:29:09,682
I'm sorry, Michael...
496
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:10,809
Fuck off, Julian!
497
00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,472
20 past three. We're out of time.
498
00:29:12,477 --> 00:29:14,464
We're not out of time!
499
00:29:15,005 --> 00:29:16,588
We're not out of time.
500
00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:34,329
It's not going to happen.
501
00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:34,848
To the public...
502
00:29:34,849 --> 00:29:35,730
Fuck the public!
503
00:29:35,731 --> 00:29:40,608
To the public, this would be one
man of questionable popularity
504
00:29:40,609 --> 00:29:42,848
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.
505
00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:45,087
They will not release her anyway.
She's probably already dead.
506
00:29:45,088 --> 00:29:48,003
If she isn't, he'll kill
her and upload the video.
507
00:29:48,930 --> 00:29:52,666
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
508
00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:56,985
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,
509
00:29:56,986 --> 00:30:00,105
I guarantee you... utterly destroyed.
510
00:30:02,790 --> 00:30:04,709
The polling bears that out.
511
00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:11,942
You won't just be a
disgraced politician,
512
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:17,061
The public, the Palace and
the Party insist on compliance.
513
00:30:17,069 --> 00:30:18,321
Fuck the Party!
514
00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:21,107
Refuse, and I've been advised
515
00:30:21,141 --> 00:30:23,740
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.
516
00:30:25,681 --> 00:30:27,382
Or that of your family.
517
00:30:29,257 --> 00:30:30,968
But...
518
00:30:40,623 --> 00:30:42,840
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
519
00:30:45,081 --> 00:30:46,156
I can't...
520
00:30:46,157 --> 00:30:49,003
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.
521
00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:59,733
Let's take you live to the
scene in central London.
522
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:03,572
As we see the Prime Minister's
car travelling across London...
523
00:31:03,573 --> 00:31:05,279
He's got to do it.
524
00:31:05,569 --> 00:31:07,404
The world's bloody broken.
525
00:31:07,489 --> 00:31:11,491
... Appears to be heading
west to Bankside Studios.
526
00:31:44,738 --> 00:31:47,537
We've ratified the
law... after midnight,
527
00:31:47,591 --> 00:31:51,758
it'll be a criminal of fence to store
any recording or images of the event.
528
00:31:56,203 --> 00:31:59,104
They're doing an announcement
to warn people off
529
00:31:59,105 --> 00:32:02,006
even watching, some sonic
tone that causes nausea.
530
00:32:03,961 --> 00:32:08,040
... When public opinion
has very much hardened,
531
00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:11,504
following the delivery of
the princess's severed finger.
532
00:32:12,054 --> 00:32:16,120
As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a stand still
533
00:32:16,159 --> 00:32:19,037
watching the extraordinary
situation play out.
534
00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:23,917
Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance...
535
00:32:23,918 --> 00:32:27,596
"Michael Callow has
displayed incredible bravery
536
00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:30,356
in what was a matter of life or death."
537
00:32:30,786 --> 00:32:33,585
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...
538
00:32:34,236 --> 00:32:36,195
OK. Yeah.
539
00:32:37,483 --> 00:32:38,789
Everything prepared?
540
00:32:38,845 --> 00:32:39,920
Yes, ma'am.
541
00:32:39,951 --> 00:32:41,108
It's sedated?
542
00:32:41,134 --> 00:32:42,528
Injection. It's docile.
543
00:32:51,152 --> 00:32:53,472
It's time to go in now.
544
00:32:59,231 --> 00:33:01,349
... An unprecedented nature.
545
00:33:01,350 --> 00:33:03,612
This is an official announcement.
546
00:33:03,635 --> 00:33:05,096
In a few minutes,
547
00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:08,413
the Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.
548
00:33:10,949 --> 00:33:16,227
... in the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.
549
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:19,999
Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal
550
00:33:20,008 --> 00:33:21,093
at midnight.
551
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:24,747
All viewers are advised to turn
off their televisions immediately.
552
00:33:24,786 --> 00:33:27,544
The broadcast will commence
after the following tone.
553
00:34:01,936 --> 00:34:03,912
We're complying with
the stipulated rules.
554
00:34:03,974 --> 00:34:06,099
You'll have to keep going...
555
00:34:09,137 --> 00:34:12,217
you'll have to see
it through to the end.
556
00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:19,374
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...
557
00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,375
get into trouble.
558
00:34:24,947 --> 00:34:27,621
The suggestion we're
getting from psychologists
559
00:34:27,678 --> 00:34:30,440
is that you should take
as long as you need.
560
00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:37,051
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness
561
00:34:37,052 --> 00:34:39,292
or even enjoyment.
562
00:34:52,649 --> 00:34:55,194
It's just a skeleton crew inside.
563
00:34:56,215 --> 00:34:57,794
Closed set.
564
00:35:43,399 --> 00:35:44,639
There he is!
565
00:35:48,998 --> 00:35:54,060
I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.
566
00:36:03,676 --> 00:36:04,956
I...
567
00:36:11,192 --> 00:36:13,041
I love my wife.
568
00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:18,376
May God forgive me.
569
00:36:38,069 --> 00:36:40,547
Oh, no!
570
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:21,249
Jesus! Poor bastard!
571
00:38:23,689 --> 00:38:25,687
But it's been on for nearly an hour.
572
00:38:25,688 --> 00:38:28,048
It's history, this.
573
00:39:28,476 --> 00:39:30,475
We've got her. Susannah.
574
00:39:30,476 --> 00:39:31,396
They released her?
575
00:39:31,397 --> 00:39:34,233
Stumbling about in the city.
576
00:39:34,265 --> 00:39:37,727
Sedated. She can't remember
anything, but she's unharmed.
577
00:39:37,751 --> 00:39:39,063
But her finger?
578
00:39:39,102 --> 00:39:41,113
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.
579
00:39:41,114 --> 00:39:42,119
What?
580
00:39:42,244 --> 00:39:47,439
There is one other thing. There's
a CCTV grab of her from half three.
581
00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:51,671
It seems he let her go 30
minutes before it happened.
582
00:39:52,843 --> 00:39:54,227
Why?
583
00:39:54,376 --> 00:39:55,884
My guess...
584
00:39:56,001 --> 00:39:57,485
he knew everyone would be elsewhere
585
00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,742
watching screens.
586
00:40:01,182 --> 00:40:02,793
So it's a statement.
587
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,206
Ma'am?
588
00:40:04,221 --> 00:40:07,341
That's what this was all
about, making a point.
589
00:40:07,749 --> 00:40:09,228
Should we, er... ?
590
00:40:09,229 --> 00:40:11,297
Lose that page of the report.
591
00:40:11,594 --> 00:40:13,867
No-one sees it, especially the PM.
592
00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:15,867
Of course.
593
00:40:25,407 --> 00:40:26,918
Good news, Michael.
594
00:40:27,763 --> 00:40:30,590
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.
595
00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:26,453
On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
596
00:41:26,454 --> 00:41:30,572
an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance
597
00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:33,719
at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.
598
00:41:33,751 --> 00:41:35,009
Here I go.
599
00:41:35,031 --> 00:41:36,111
OK.
600
00:41:36,481 --> 00:41:39,039
Oh!
601
00:41:39,938 --> 00:41:43,639
The other central figure in
events was also before the camera
602
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:46,049
at last night's Children
Of Valour Awards.
603
00:41:46,050 --> 00:41:48,848
Princess Susannah made
her first public appearance
604
00:41:48,849 --> 00:41:50,732
since announcing her pregnancy.
605
00:41:51,318 --> 00:41:55,607
It was one year ago that the
Turner Prize-winning artist,
606
00:41:55,608 --> 00:41:56,942
Carlton Bloom,
607
00:41:56,976 --> 00:42:00,253
coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.
608
00:42:02,487 --> 00:42:06,652
As the anniversary arrived, one
art critic caused controversy
609
00:42:06,683 --> 00:42:10,684
by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".
610
00:42:11,176 --> 00:42:15,014
While cultural commentators
debate its significance,
611
00:42:15,062 --> 00:42:17,283
with a global audience of 1.3 billion,
612
00:42:17,346 --> 00:42:19,860
it was an event in which
we all participated.
613
00:42:19,976 --> 00:42:23,163
However, the incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,
614
00:42:23,242 --> 00:42:27,521
who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.
615
00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:29,950
Damon Brown, UKN.
616
00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:36,240
Jane.
617
00:42:37,434 --> 00:42:39,074
Jane, please.
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