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[OPENING THEME PLAYING]
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♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
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♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
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♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
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♪ THE EDGE
OF SURRENDER IN SIGHT ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
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♪ IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
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♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ WHATEVER YOU FEAR
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♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
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♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
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[PIANO PLAYING]
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♪ BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
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♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ WHATEVER YOU FEAR
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♪ NO, DON'T YOU FEAR
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
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♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE.
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[DRAMATIC DRUMS]
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-BOY: OIL, SUNBLOCK!
-HEY!
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-HEY, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
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-WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
SUN TANNER, YEAH.
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OKAY.
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THANKS.
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-HEY!
COME BACK HERE, HEY!
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THIEF! SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
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HEY! LIFEGUARD!
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-COME ON, COME ON!
-GRAB HIM, PLEASE!
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-HEY, MAN!
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-HE'S GETTING AWAY!
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DO SOMETHING!
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[MAN CHEERS]
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HE TOOK ALL OF MY MONEY!
PLEASE, HELP ME!
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EVERYTHING IS IN THERE!
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MY WHOLE LIFE.
-NEWMIE, NEWMIE!
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[WHISTLES]
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HOLD UP!
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HEY, MAN.
-WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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-COUPLE SNATCH AND RUN GUYS!
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COME ON, LET'S GO!
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OVER THERE!
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-I GOT IT!
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-FLOOR IT, NEWMIE!
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-HANG ON!
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-GOT TO GO FASTER, MAN!
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-HANG ON!
-ALL RIGHT!
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-WE GOT THE ANGLE!
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-NEWMIE: WE'RE GAINING!
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-CODY: GET THEM,
NEWMIE, GET THEM!
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-DUDE, WE'RE STUCK, MAN!
-GO TO THE HARBOR!
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-I THINK WE GOT THEM!
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-MAN: COME
THROUGH THE RAILING!
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YEAH, WHOO!
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-CODY: GO AROUND, GO AROUND!
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GO TO THE HARBOR,
WE GOT TO BLOCK!
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SEE THEM ANYWHERE?
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-NO.
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-WHERE DID THEY GO?
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BEHIND US, BEHIND US!
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-GO, GO!
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-DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!
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[CHEERS]
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-GOOD WORK, NEWMIE!
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BIG BAD PURSE SNATCHERS, HUH?
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BOOK 'EM, DANNO. WHOO!
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-HEY GUYS, GOOD SETS, HUH?
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-THIS IS JASON AND MAX, THEY'RE
100 YARD DASH SPECIALISTS,
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AND THE MONEY MAN THERE
IS ALEX.
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HE'S OUR HIGH JUMPER.
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU
SAY THERE, ALEX?
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-ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
GET ME SOME MONEY.
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-ATTA BOY.
-GOSH, YOU'RE LOVELY.
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-HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
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-GOOD, WE'RE TRYING
TO GET SPONSORS
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SO THESE ATHLETES CAN COMPETE
IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS.
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-REALLY, HOW YOU DOING SO FAR?
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-NOT GOOD, WE NEED MORE MONEY.
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-NEED MORE MONEY, HUH?
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WELL...
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HEY, JENNY MCCARTHY HERE
AT THE MTV BEACH HOUSE!
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NOW, WAIT A SECOND.
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HEY, DARLING, WHAT
ARE YOU WATCHING?
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-MTV.
-MTV.
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YOU NEED EXPOSURE, YOU NEED
TO SPREAD THE WORLD FAST,
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SPONSORS, YOU KNOW,
I GOT AN IDEA.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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-OKAY.
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-YEAH, JENNY MCCARTHY, PLEASE.
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-HEY, JENNY, IT'S MITCH
BUCHANNON, BAYWATCH.
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YEAH, HOW YOU DOING?
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I JUST SAW YOU ON TV.
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LISTEN, THERE WERE
A COUPLE OF KIDS
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FROM THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
ATHLETES ON THE BEACH TODAY,
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AND THEY'RE TRYING
TO RAISE SOME MONEY
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AND BRING AWARENESS
TO THEIR PROGRAM.
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AND I WAS JUST KIND
OF WONDERING MAYBE
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WE COULD DO SOMETHING
TOGETHER TO HELP THEM.
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-JOEY, THAT WAS YOU BEST TIME
YET IN THE 200 YARD DASH.
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AMY, LET'S SEE, I'M GOING
TO HAVE YOU DO THE LONG JUMP.
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YOU'RE DOING REALLY WELL THERE.
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-HEY GUYS, LISTEN UP,
WE GOT A DEAL!
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-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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-WE'RE GOING TO BE ON MTV!
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[CHEERS]
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-ALL OF US?
-MITCH: ALL OF US.
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-YOU'RE KIDDING.
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-NO, I'M NOT KIDDING,
I JUST TALKED TO JENNY MCCARTHY,
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AND SHE SAID WHAT ABOUT
A COMPETITION BETWEEN
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THE MTV BEACH HOUSE AND THE
BAYWATCH LIFEGUARDS, RIGHT?
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WE GET SOME SPONSORS
AND ALL THE MONEY
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GOES THE SPECIAL
OLYMPICS ATHLETES.
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WE CALL IT BEACH BLAST!
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[CHEERS AND CLAPS]
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-MTV, MTV, MTV!
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-YEAH, LET'S HEAR IT
FOR CAT ON THE LOOSE!
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-WHAT'S UP, JENNY?
-WE'RE GOING TO KICK BUTT!
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-YES, WE ARE.
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I ONLY HAVE A FEW WORDS
FOR THE LIFEGUARDS,
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WE'RE GOING TO SHUT
THEM DOWN, BABY!
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-RIGHT ON, BROTHER!
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DALLAS, BABE, COME ON OUT!
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-GIRL, YOU KNOW I'M
READY FOR A FIGHT, YOW!
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-YOW, JOHN SENCIO,
COME HERE BABY!
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-I GOT A MESSAGE FOR CODY,
MR. FLAT STOMACH.
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YOU'RE JUST FRONTING, MAN.
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THE VJS, L KID, WE'RE
REPRESENTING, BABY!
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-YEAH, WE ARE!
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ALL RIGHT,
LAST ONE, SIMON REX!
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-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I GET TO WRESTLE
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WITH CAT ON THE LOOSE, RIGHT?
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-OH, YEAH.
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-OH, ALL I GOT TO SAY IS,
CJ., YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BABY!
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-OKAY, THEM THE
HUNKS FROM BAYWATCH.
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LET'S MEET 'EM, YOU GUYS!
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[SIREN BLARES]
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-THEY'RE VIOLATING A BUNCH
OF MOTOR VEHICLE REGULATIONS
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BEING ON THE TOP OF
THAT THING AND THE BACK!
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OH, THAT GIRLY LITTLE
RIDE THEY HAVE.
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-HERE THEY COME, THE THEM TEAM,
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THE LIFEGUARDS OF BAYWATCH!
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-HEY, HEY, HEY,
GET BACK COWBOY!
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-BREAK IT UP, IT'S ALL
ABOUT FUN, FUN ONLY!
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MITCH BUCHANNON,
THE CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM!
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-THAT'S RIGHT, AS YOU CAN SEE,
I'M WEARING A BLACK ARMBAND
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IN MEMORY
OF THE MTV LOSS.
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-NO! NO WAY!
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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-HEY, I'M DONNA AND I'M
HUNGRY FOR A VJ SANDWICH.
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-CODY MADISON AND YOUNG
JENNIFER, YOU ARE ALL MINE.
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-WHATEVER!
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-I'M JORDAN TATE, AND MTV,
YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN!
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-OH, JOHN, JOHN, JOHN!
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-I'M NEWMIE AND
I'M GOING TO HATE
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TO SEE PARTS OF VJ
ALL OVER THE BEACH.
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-OH, NO, HUNK AND
HUNKETS, ONE AND ALL,
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YOU GUYS, LET'S
HEAR IT FOR THEM!
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[CHEERS]
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-JENNY, LET ME TALK TO THIS
YOUNG LADY OVER HERE, JORDAN.
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SO YOU SAYING IF I WAS DROWNING
YOU COULD REALLY SAVE ME?
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-ABSOLUTELY, I'M A LIFEGUARD,
I SWIM FOR A LIVING AND YOU?
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-OH, I'M GOING
TO THE POOL, BABY!
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-YOU GOT HERE GOING ON, MAN!
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SO MITCH, WE GOT
SOME SPECIAL GUESTS.
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THE SPECIAL OLYMPIC
ATHLETES ARE HERE.
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-AS YOU KNOW, ALL THE
PROCEEDS FROM THIS CONTEST
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WIN OR LOSE GO TO THE
SPECIAL OLYMPICS TODAY!
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WE ARE HONORED TO HAVE
THE SPECIAL OLYMPIC ATHLETES!
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COME ON, GIVE IT UP
FOR THE ATHLETES!
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COME ON UP HERE!
LET'S GO, BABY!
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ALL THE PROCEEDS
FROM THIS CONTEST
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GO TO THE SPECIAL
OLYMPICS, COME ON IN!
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GIVE
IT UP FOR THE ATHLETES!
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-ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
MAKE SURE YOU STAY TUNED
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BECAUSE WHEN WE COME BACK,
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WE'RE GOING TO GET
READY TO RUMBLE!
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DON'T GO ANYWHERE, YEAH!
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-BAYWATCH, BAYWATCH!
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-PICKLED EEL, VERY HEALTHY.
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-I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK THAT
PICKLED EEL IS ON MY DIET.
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-OH, WHAT DIET IS THAT?
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-THE EARTHLING DIET, CJ.
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[LAUGHTER]
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-TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT!
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WELL?
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-MMMM!
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-WELL, I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE!
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-I DON'T THINK
ANYTHING COULD BE
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A BIGGER SURPRISE
THAN THAT PICKLED EEL!
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-ACTUALLY, IT COULD'VE
BEEN A PROBLEM,
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BUT I LIKE TO THINK OF
PROBLEMS AS CHALLENGES.
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YOU WANT TO TELL HER, CODY?
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-NO, WHY DON'T YOU?
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-CODY GOT EVICTED.
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-NOT EVICTED, ASKED
POLITELY TO MOVE.
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-COME ON, EAT, YOU GUYS!
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YOU WANT BREAD?
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-MMM...
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-YEAH, CODY'S
LANDLORD GOT HER MOTHER
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TO MOVE INTO THE APARTMENT.
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-OH, THAT'S TOO BAD,
WHEN'D YOU FIND OUT?
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-TODAY.
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-WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE?
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-THAT'S THE SURPRISE. HERE!
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-HERE, WHAT DO
YOU MEAN, WITH US?
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-YEAH, WE COULD SPLIT
EVERYTHING THREE WAYS.
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JUST THINK OF ALL THE
MONEY WE'RE GOING TO SAVE.
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WHAT, WE'VE HAD THREE
PEOPLE LIVE HERE BEFORE.
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-BUT WE HAD THREE
GIRLS BEFORE, CJ.
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CODY, CODY IS NOT A GIRL.
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-SO?
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-SO IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO LIVE
WITH ONE OTHER PERSON.
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-WE GET ALONG FINE.
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DON'T WE?
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-YEAH, I MEAN
MAYBE THERE MIGHT BE
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ONE OF TWO THINGS THAT YOU DO
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THAT I DON'T PARTICULARLY LOVE.
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-LIKE WHAT?
-NOTHING, NEVER MIND.
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-NO, NO, CJ, SHE'S RIGHT.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW EVERYBODY
HAS THOSE LITTLE THINGS
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THEY DO THAT DRIVE
OTHER PEOPLE CRAZY.
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-ME, WHAT COULD I DO?
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-WELL, I MEAN, IF YOU INSIST.
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TEA BAGS!
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-TEA BAGS?
-YEAH, TEA BAGS.
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HERBAL, USED, AND OH,
YEAH, IN THE SINK.
234
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,745
THAT IS GROSS!
235
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,096
-WELL, I COULD SEE HOW
THAT COULD BOTHER YOU.
236
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,054
-YOU DO?
237
00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,708
-BUT HONEY,
I HAVE NO PROBLEM
238
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,796
PICKING THEM UP AND
PUTTING THEM IN THE TRASH.
239
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,276
-WHERE THEY BELONG, THANK YOU!
240
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,669
-ARE YOU CALLING ME SLOPPY?
241
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,323
-CJ, I DON'T THINK...
-CAROLINE: YES.
242
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:07,890
-WELL, AT LEAST
I'M NOT A NEAT FREAK.
243
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,718
-OH, WHAT, LIKE ME?
244
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,112
-WHO ELSE COLOR CODES
THE VEGETABLE BINS
245
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,635
AND PUTS THE DAIRY PRODUCTS
246
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,332
IN THE REFRIGERATOR
BY EXPIRATION DATE.
247
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,725
-WELL, I JUST DO THAT
SO YOU DON'T DRINK BAD MILK!
248
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,770
-I DON'T DRINK MILK!
-HEY, HEY, HEY!
249
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:25,386
WELL, I THINK WE'VE MADE SOME
REAL PROGRESS HERE TONIGHT.
250
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,518
-SHUT UP, CODY!
251
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,391
-OW.
252
00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:33,263
-YEAH, THIS IS A GREAT
PLACE TO PRACTICE.
253
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:36,310
THE MTV BEACH HOUSE CLIFF
IS JUST ABOUT THIS HIGH.
254
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,181
-YEAH, YOU SEE THE
YELLOW FLOWERS DOWN THERE?
255
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,444
THAT OUGHT TO BE ABOUT
WHERE THE SWIMMING POOL IS.
256
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,751
-SEE THE BIG BOULDER?
257
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,231
WHY DON'T WE TARGET
THAT AS WHERE
258
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,797
THE MTV CAMERA
IS GOING TO BE.
259
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,496
-PARACHUTING OFF CITY HALL,
BUNGEE JUMPING
260
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:52,195
OFF THAT BRIDGE, CRASHING
A TV SHOW PRIME TIME.
261
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,675
-NOTHING TO DO BUT DO IT.
262
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,765
SO FLASH THOSE PEARLY
WHITES FOR THE CAMERA,
263
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:01,596
AND READY,
JENNY, HERE WE COME!
264
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,518
GO!
265
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,182
I'M GOING FOR IT.
266
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,667
[SIREN BLARING]
267
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,072
-HEY, THERE'S NO HANG
GLIDING OFF THESE CLIFFS.
268
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,422
-HEY, SORRY, OFFICER,
WE DIDN'T KNOW.
269
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:51,472
-I SWEAR I SAW THOSE LIFEGUARDS
EATING TONS OF DONUTS.
270
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,779
HEY, DOES IT HURT HAVING TO
SUCK YOUR GUT IN THAT HARD?
271
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,522
-WHAT SIZE GIRDLE,
IS THAT VELCRO?
272
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,482
-WATCH IT, THAT'S MY MAN.
273
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,441
-OH, DIVER DARLING,
I'M A DIVA, GET IT RIGHT.
274
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:05,921
-DIVA, COME ON!
275
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,358
-YOU KNOW, LET'S
JUST LET THEM BE.
276
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,317
THEY NEED SOME WORK, THEY
NEED TO WORK ON THE PUSH UPS
277
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,709
AND SOME SIT UPS.
278
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,450
WE'LL GO OFF AND
KIND OF MODERATE.
279
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:14,625
-HEY, DONNA, ARE WE STILL
GOING OUT TONIGHT OR WHAT?
280
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,540
-GOOD LUCK!
-YEAH.
281
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,629
-HEY EVERYONE, JENNY MCCARTHY
HERE AT THE MTV BEACH HOUSE.
282
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,196
THE SUN SHINING
AND WE'RE HAVING FUN
283
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,329
AND IT'S BEEN BEACH
BLAST ALL WEEK LONG.
284
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,374
US VERSUS THEM,
WHO DO WE GOT OVER HERE?
285
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,637
CAT, CAT, COME ON
OVER HERE, HONEY!
286
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,944
OOH, LOOK WHO SHE'S WITH.
287
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,033
HI, HONEY, ARE YOU EXCITED
TO PLAY ON OUR TEAM?
288
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,556
-I CAN'T WAIT, I'M SO EXCITED.
289
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,993
-WHO ARE THESE HUNKS
YOU GOT WITH YOU?
290
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,559
-THESE ARE MY BOOKENDS.
291
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,865
[LAUGHS]
292
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,606
-WOW, NOT BAD FOR BOOKENDS.
293
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:39,563
OKAY, HONEY,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
294
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:40,869
-ALL RIGHT.
295
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,571
-LISTEN, DALLAS, I KNOW
WE WORK TOGETHER AND EVERYTHING,
296
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,225
BUT I THINK WE COULD
GO GRAB A MOVIE,
297
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,140
MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER,
YOU KNOW, HANG OUT.
298
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,186
-HEY, GUYS, I'M GOING TO CATCH
YOU LATER, SEE YOU TOMORROW!
299
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,058
-MAN: ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU
LATER, DALLAS, TAKE CARE.
300
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,587
-MITCH, HI.
301
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,418
YOU DON'T REMEMBER, DO YOU?
302
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,593
-REMEMBER WHAT?
303
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,639
-SORRY, IT'S BEEN
A REALLY LONG TIME,
304
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,989
I-I CAN'T EXPECT YOU
TO REMEMBER.
305
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,991
-NO, IT'S OKAY,
GIVE ME A HINT.
306
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,428
-NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT,
IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY LAME.
307
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,039
IT'S REALLY STUPID.
308
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,432
-NO, COME ON, IT'S GOT
TO BE IMPORTANT, WHAT?
309
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,304
-NO, TOMORROW WE'RE
GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT.
310
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,306
THAT'S WHAT I GOT
TO SAY, SEE YOU!
311
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,272
-FIRST OF ALL, ALL YOU
HAVE TO DO IS WALK OUT
312
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:37,926
HERE ON THIS
WONDERFUL LOG, RIGHT?
313
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,406
-OKAY.
314
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,711
-YOU GET TO THE MIDDLE,
YOU GOING TO TAKE
315
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:41,756
THIS PUNCHY STICK,
AND YOU'RE GOING
316
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:42,713
TO DEFEND YOURSELF, OKAY?
317
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,454
-OKAY.
318
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,065
-AND WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU
DON'T FALL IN THE WATER.
319
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,979
YOU GOT IT, CAN YOU DO IT?
320
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,851
-OF COURSE I CAN DO IT.
321
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:53,333
-ALL RIGHT, HEY, IF I WIN, THINK
WE CAN GO FOR A LITTLE SWIM?
322
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,161
-WE'LL SEE.
323
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,084
-GOOD TIME, BUT
WE'LL BEAT YOU HERE
324
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,999
WITH THE ICED TEA BY NINE
AND A HALF SECONDS, SORRY.
325
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,484
-THAT'S NOT ONE OF
THE BEACH BLAST GAMES.
326
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,486
-OH, NO, BUT IT'S ONE OF
MY PERSONAL FAVORITES.
327
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,358
-BAD KITTY!
-I KNOW.
328
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,623
-HEY, IT'S WATER
JOUSTING TIME, WHOO!
329
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,016
OH, OH, OH,
THERE GOES SIMON.
330
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,106
YEAH, SHE WINS IT!
331
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,020
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO!
332
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,979
DONNA FACES
THE NEW CHALLENGER,
333
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,547
BILL BELLAMY OR BUFFALO BILL!
334
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,375
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO CALL HIM!
335
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:38,117
COME ON, BILLY,
DO IT FOR MTV!
336
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:42,033
OH, NO, OH NO, YES!
337
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,646
BAYWATCH GOES DOWN!
338
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:47,778
NEWMIE IS GOING TO
GET HIM RIGHT NOW!
339
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:51,304
OH, GOD, OH GOD,
BELLAMY GOES IN!
340
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,740
MTV DOWN!
341
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:57,223
KATANA, THE MTV US TEAM
IS GETTING READY
342
00:18:57,353 --> 00:19:00,313
TO FACE NEWMIE ON THEM
TEAM FOR BAYWATCH!
343
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:04,317
COME ON, KAT WOMAN, HERE WE GO!
344
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,580
THEY'RE COMING CLOSE!
-COME ON, KITTY!
345
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,409
-JENNY: NEWMIE, NEWMIE HAS
GOT THE RIGHT STUFF, I THINK!
346
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,020
GET HIM IN THE
BUTT, THAT'S RIGHT!
347
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,065
OH, GOD,
HE GOT HER IN THE BUTT!
348
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,592
THERE WE GO, YEAH!
349
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,465
THAT'S RIGHT,
KAT WOMAN DOES IT!
350
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,554
MTV RULES!
351
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,035
WE GOT SENCIO VERSUS CODY!
352
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,602
THERE'S BEEN A LOT
OF FRICTION GOING ON
353
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:29,603
BETWEEN THOSE TWO!
354
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,432
UH-OH, SENCIO IS DOING
SOME FLAT TALKING!
355
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,565
OH, THEY BOW TO EACH OTHER!
356
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,787
[BOTH SCREAMING]
357
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,790
WE GOT TWO COMEDIANS
ON OUR HANDS!
358
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,749
UH-OH, UH-OH, OH NO!
359
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,840
THEY BOTH GO IN, RIGHT ON!
360
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,538
-HEY, NOT BAD FOR A WIMP, MAN!
361
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,017
-YEAH, MAN!
362
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,020
-HEY, MITCH!
-HEY.
363
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,979
-APRIL 9TH, 1986.
364
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:02,288
-APRIL 9TH, 1986,
NOW WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
365
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,551
-WELL, YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO GO
366
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,857
TO THE WAY BACK MACHINE
AND THINK ABOUT IT.
367
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,688
-APRIL 9TH.
368
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,176
-HEY, I'M WITH A GROUP
OF WINNERS RIGHT NOW.
369
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,786
THE SPECIAL OLYMPIC
ATHLETES WILL BE
370
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,527
PASSING OUT THE MEDALS
TO THE CHAMPIONS
371
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,181
OF THE BEACH BLAST GAMES,
372
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,661
BUT WE ALL KNOW WHO
THAT'S GOING TO BE, RIGHT?
373
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:28,966
WHO'S GOING TO WIN?
374
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:33,667
MTV, YEAH, MTV,
YOU GOT IT, HONEY!
375
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:36,235
-MTV.
-WHOO!
376
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:39,194
HELLO EVERYONE, IT'S
TIME, SO GET READY FOR
377
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,675
BIG GLOVE BOXING!
378
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:45,983
[CROWD CHEERING]
379
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:04,132
-ALL RIGHT, I GOT ONE, ONE,
TWO, TWO, THREE, THREE!
380
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,135
♪ BABY IT'S A PARTY WHEN IT COMES TO BLOWS
-AND THE WINNER IS MTV, YEAH!
381
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:13,402
♪ SO TURN IT UP, BRING IT ON
YA KNOW THAT IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL ♪
382
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:18,755
♪ WANNA TAKE YOU HIGHER
THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN ♪
383
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:24,500
♪ AND IN THE MORNING LOOK LIKE
WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN ♪
384
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:30,463
♪ WE'RE DOING THIS THING
CALLED ROCK AND ROLL ♪
385
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:34,380
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
OUT UNDER THE SUN ♪
386
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,513
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
GONNA HAVE SOME FUN ♪
387
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,733
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
OUT ON THE WAVES ♪
388
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,823
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
THROW THE RULES AWAY ♪
389
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,870
♪ THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME
THIS SUMMER DAY ♪
390
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,845
-MITCH, WEAR THIS
FOR GOOD LUCK.
391
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:05,846
-OKAY!
392
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,849
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO!
393
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:42,665
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
OUT UNDER THE SUN ♪
394
00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:45,538
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
GONNA HAVE SOME FUN ♪
395
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:48,279
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
OUT ON THE WAVES ♪
396
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,846
♪ IT'S A BEACH...
397
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,979
-AT THE END OF THE FIRST
PERIOD OF COMPETITION,
398
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:56,375
THE LIFEGUARDS HAVE 45,
BEACH HOUSE IS 38, BOO-WHOO!
399
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:59,639
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY ♪
400
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:01,336
♪IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
401
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:05,079
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY ♪
402
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,081
♪ IT'S A BEACH PARTY BABY
403
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:11,694
♪ THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME
THIS SUMMER DAY ♪
404
00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:41,594
-THIS IS GREAT.
405
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,988
IT IS ISN'T IT?
406
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,034
-IT'S ONLY BEEN 10 MINUTES,
BUT SO FAR SO GOOD.
407
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:48,818
-I'M GLAD CAROLINE CAME AROUND.
408
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,037
-YEAH.
409
00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,084
-IT'LL BE GREAT, WON'T IT?
410
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,522
-IT'S GOING TO BE
FANTASTIC, BABY.
411
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,918
[DOOR SLAMS]
412
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,446
[DOOR SLAMS]
413
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,887
[BASKET SLAMS]
414
00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:20,371
-I... I FOUND YOUR
NEW GREEN SWEATSHIRT.
415
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:22,156
YOU LEFT IT IN THE WASHER.
416
00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:24,071
-OH, THANK YOU, CAROLINE.
417
00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:26,465
-SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
SO I...
418
00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,294
I WASHED IT WITH MY WHITES.
419
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:34,951
WHAT, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE ELECTRICITY?
420
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,388
-OH, WE'RE A MONTH
BEHIND, AREN'T WE?
421
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,608
-WHAT, NO, NO, NO,
WE GOT A FINAL NOTICE BILL.
422
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:42,306
-DID YOU PAY IT?
-DID I PAY IT?
423
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:43,786
I WROTE THE CHECK, I PUT
THE STAMP ON THE ENVELOPE,
424
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:44,700
YOU JUST HAD TO MAIL IT.
425
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,223
-I DIDN'T SEE IT!
426
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:47,660
-CJ, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU DIDN'T SEE IT?
427
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,052
I LEFT IT RIGHT ON
THE KITCHEN COUNTER.
428
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,098
-NEAR THE OLD
STACK OF NEWSPAPERS?
429
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:53,230
-NO, I DON'T LEAVE OLD
NEWSPAPERS HANGING AROUND.
430
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:55,581
-I DID, IT MUST BE
UNDER THE OLD NEWSPAPERS.
431
00:24:55,711 --> 00:25:00,020
-NO, NO, NO, I...
I THREW THEM OUT IN THE TRASH...
432
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,110
ALONG WITH THE OLD TEA BAGS.
433
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:11,510
[DOOR SLAMS]
434
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:13,512
-BAD DOG.
435
00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:14,904
-ROOF.
436
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:23,696
[CROWD CHEERING]
437
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:30,964
-OKAY, GIRLS, YOU ALL SET?
438
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:35,316
OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!
439
00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:43,933
ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!
440
00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,858
[HUFFING]
441
00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:07,217
-HOLD ON, LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
442
00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:09,393
CJ AND I HAD
A REAL SPECIAL TIME
443
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:11,091
ON THE DANCE FLOOR LAST NIGHT.
444
00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:12,962
-YOU WERE OUT DANCING WITH CJ?
445
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,573
-YEAH, MAN, WHAT DO
YOU THINK OF THAT?
446
00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:16,836
-THAT'S NOTHING,
JENNY MCCARTHY AND I
447
00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,621
WERE OUT AT MALIBU UNTIL
SIX IN THE MORNING.
448
00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,884
-WAIT, MY LITTLE J?
-JENNY MCCARTHY!
449
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,233
-STOP TALKING TRASH.
450
00:26:23,364 --> 00:26:24,757
-YEAH!
451
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,106
-STOP TALKING TRASH.
LET'S GO, BABY, COME ON!
452
00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:27,194
-OKAY, TAKE IT
OUT ON THE COURSE!
453
00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:28,717
-ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!
454
00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:31,198
-SUPER SENCIO, MAN,
I'M IN THE TRIATHLON!
455
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:35,289
OH, JEEZ, HEY LOOK, ROUGH
BEAT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
456
00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:39,206
-ALL RIGHT, SUGAR BUMPS, LUCKY
FOR YOU I'M A GENTLEMAN.
457
00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:40,947
-YOU JUST TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF, GENTLEMAN.
458
00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:45,168
-I WILL.
-TAKE YOUR MARKS. GET SET. GO!
459
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,173
-OW, GOD!
460
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,611
-GOOD THING YOUR
HEAD WAS THERE!
461
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:54,656
WHOO!
462
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,746
YEAH!
463
00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:59,269
-THIS IS A WORKOUT FOR ME.
464
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,663
-OH, AH!
465
00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:05,406
-HEY, LOOK OUT!
466
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:08,409
-YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
467
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:09,628
-HEY, LET GO OF ME!
468
00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:12,718
-HEY, GET OFF ME,
THAT'S CHEATING!
469
00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,197
-LOSER!
470
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:15,634
-HEY, WAIT UP, I'M
GOING TO WIN THIS RACE!
471
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,985
-HEY, GOOD FEET, SAYS YOU!
472
00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:24,773
KEEP DANCING, TWINKLE TOES,
TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME!
473
00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:26,296
-WHOO!
474
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:28,777
-HEY, COME BACK HERE!
475
00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:30,387
-HEY, YOU'RE NO GENTLEMAN!
476
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:33,782
THAT'S OKAY,
BECAUSE I'M NO LADY!
477
00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,436
-OH, HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!
478
00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:36,829
-OH!
479
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,136
-COME HERE, OH,
YOU'RE IN DANGER!
480
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,225
-WHOO!
481
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,882
YEAH, WHOO, VICTORY!
482
00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:51,408
-MITCH, YOU'RE THE MAN.
483
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:53,933
-THANKS.
484
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:20,176
-ARE YOU READY?
-HEY, I WAS BORN READY.
485
00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:22,613
-KIND OF EXTREME,
DROPPING IN UNINVITED.
486
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,441
-EXTREME IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
487
00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:28,532
-GO, GO!
488
00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:31,884
GO, GUY!
489
00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:38,412
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
490
00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:44,766
GO!
491
00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:46,072
-HERE I COME!
492
00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:56,169
LET'S DO IT!
493
00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:58,911
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
494
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:18,017
-OKAY, EVERYONE,
PLEASE GATHER AROUND!
495
00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:21,063
PLEASE GATHER AROUND, WE'RE
ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER
496
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:24,414
OF THE BEACH BLAST MTV GAMES!
497
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:28,723
AND THE WINNER IS, BAYWATCH!
498
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:29,985
YOU'RE RIGHT!
499
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,073
[CHEERING]
500
00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,771
BAYWATCH, COME ON UP!
501
00:29:32,901 --> 00:29:33,815
THE SPECIAL OLYMPIC
ATHLETES WILL BE PRESENTING
502
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,599
YOU WITH MEDALS!
503
00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,210
OKAY, PLEASE PRESENT THE MEDALS
504
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:39,429
TO THE BAYWATCH WINNERS!
505
00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:41,867
WINNERS SALUTING...
506
00:29:41,997 --> 00:29:44,217
-WHOO, BAYWATCH,
BAYWATCH, BAYWATCH,
507
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,740
BAYWATCH, BAYWATCH!
508
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,742
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
509
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:00,929
-MAN: YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!
510
00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:03,671
GO!
511
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,195
OH, OH, PULL IT BACK, AH!
512
00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:07,762
-I CAN'T, I'M GONNA TO FALL!
513
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,285
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
514
00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:12,158
-NEWMIE, CODY, JORDAN, COME ON!
515
00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:15,204
-YOU GUYS, THIS IS
NOT A BEACH BLAST GAME.
516
00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:16,336
THIS IS THE REAL THING!
517
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:20,644
-AH!
518
00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:28,565
[MAN SCREAMS]
519
00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:36,138
-WOMAN:
HELP! OVER HERE! HELP!
520
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,142
-THERE'S A REAL LIFE
RESCUE GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
521
00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:41,665
THE BAYWATCH LIFEGUARDS
ARE SWIMMING OUT
522
00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:43,711
INTO THE OCEAN TO
SAVE THE TWO VICTIMS.
523
00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:46,061
-I'LL UNHOOK HIM.
524
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,237
-GET HIS HEAD UP!
525
00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:52,894
[GASPS]
526
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,206
-LET'S GET HIM IN,
GET HIS LEGS UP!
527
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,172
-THE BAYWATCH LIFEGUARDS
HAVE REACHED THE VICTIMS
528
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:12,305
AND THEY ARE BRINGING
THEM TO SHORE RIGHT NOW.
529
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:15,699
-DONNA, MAKE SURE
WE'RE CLEAR!
530
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,005
-OKAY!
531
00:31:17,136 --> 00:31:18,485
-THEY'LL PROBABLY
HAVE TO DO CPR!
532
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,139
WE SHOULD GO OVER THERE
AND FIND OUT, COME ON!
533
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,144
-CAREFUL, CAREFUL!
534
00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:27,886
-LET'S PUT THEM DOWN.
535
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:41,073
-NO PULSE. BEGIN CPR.
536
00:31:44,076 --> 00:31:47,818
-ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, BREATHE!
537
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:53,955
ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, BREATHE!
538
00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:58,438
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE!
539
00:31:58,568 --> 00:31:59,743
-YOU GUYS, ARE THEY ALIVE?
540
00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:02,529
-BREATHE, ONE!
541
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:05,924
[COUGHING]
542
00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:10,754
[CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
543
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:27,902
-YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
544
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:34,039
OKAY, OKAY. YEAH, THANKS.
545
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:08,899
[SLOW JAZZ MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
546
00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:26,265
-MAN 1: YES'M, GILLIGAN,
YOU WERE RIGHT!
547
00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,484
THIS IS A LOT BIGGER
INSIDE THAN IT IS OUTSIDE.
548
00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:29,746
MAN 2: TOLD YOU!
549
00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:34,316
MAN 3: GET TO BED, LITTLE BUDDY,
LOT OF WORK TO DO TOMORROW.
550
00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:37,580
[BALL BOUNCING]
551
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,843
-CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN, PLEASE?
552
00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,541
-IT WAS A GREAT DAY
AT THE BEACH HOUSE!
553
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:45,632
[BALL BOUNCING]
554
00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:46,807
-CAN YOU TURN
THAT DOWN, PLEASE?
555
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,243
-WHY DON'T YOU TURN IT DOWN?
556
00:33:48,374 --> 00:33:49,766
-THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW!
557
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,594
-CJ, I WAS IN HERE FIRST!
558
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,466
-YEAH, WELL YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE ON A DATE RIGHT NOW.
559
00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:54,641
THIS IS A SPECIAL.
560
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:56,077
-WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES THAT MAKE?
561
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,470
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT,
I'M HERE, SO WHAT?
562
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,732
WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO BE LOUDER THAN ME?
563
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:00,516
-SPEAK UP!
564
00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:02,562
-YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT,
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
565
00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:03,563
-CAROLINE!
566
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:04,651
-WHAT!
567
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:05,826
-HEY!
568
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:06,914
[WHISTLES]
569
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,698
-WHAT?
-I CAN'T HEAR!
570
00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:12,528
-YEAH.
[TV AND RADIO TURN OFF]
571
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,095
WHERE?
572
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,793
WE'RE ON IT!
POOL FIRE IN THE MARINA.
573
00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:19,840
DISPATCH IS CALLING THE
WHOLE ROSTER, LET'S GO!
574
00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:35,595
-CODY: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
YOU GUYS, BUT I'M BEAT.
575
00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:52,916
-WHO PUT AN EMPTY
BAG OF POTATO CHIPS
576
00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:54,440
BACK IN THE CUPBOARD?
577
00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:58,618
-"WE'RE SCOLDING
THE LOUSY TILFI"?
578
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:01,969
CAN YOU DECIPHER THIS
MESSAGE PLEASE, CAROLINE.
579
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,710
IT'S IN YOUR HANDWRITING.
580
00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:06,147
-"THEY'RE HOLDING
THE BLOUSE UNTIL FIVE."
581
00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:08,584
-"THEY'RE HOLDING THE
BLOUSE UNTIL FIVE"?
582
00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:10,195
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT
BLOUSE FOR THREE WEEKS,
583
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11,848
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
NOW THEY PROBABLY
584
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,546
SOLD IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE!
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
585
00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:15,374
-I DID TELL YOU, IT'S WRITTEN
THERE IN PLAIN ENGLISH.
586
00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,158
OH, GOD!
587
00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:20,030
NO DRINKING FROM
THE CARTON, YOU SLOB!
588
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,641
-MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT A SLOB.
589
00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:23,208
-FINE, WHY ARE
YOU DEFENDING HIM?
590
00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:25,166
I THINK YOU'VE KNOWN
ME A LITTLE BIT LONGER.
591
00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:27,299
-HEY, HEY, LET'S JUST
HOLD IT FOR A MINUTE.
592
00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:29,039
GUYS, WE JUST SAVED
FOUR LIVES TOGETHER.
593
00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:31,694
I THINK WE SHOULD BE
ABLE TO LIVE TOGETHER.
594
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:33,000
-YEAH, REALLY.
595
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:35,263
-YEAH.
596
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,227
-NO, NO DRIBBLING IN THE HOUSE!
597
00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:44,838
-AND KEEP THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!
598
00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:49,973
[LAUGHING]
599
00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:53,629
-OH, GROUP HUG.
600
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:08,992
-CANDY GRAM!
601
00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:10,994
-WHOO. HEY, MITCH,
WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S THIS?
602
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,082
-MAIL GRAM.
603
00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:14,215
-MAIL GRAM, HMM.
604
00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:17,131
-I CHECKED THE OLD
INCIDENT REPORT.
605
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:22,180
ON APRIL 9TH, 1986,
A LITTLE 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL
606
00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:25,357
WAS PULLED FROM
A RIP CURRENT BY TOWER 12.
607
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,142
-14-YEAR-OLD GIRL
WITH A BRACES
608
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,449
AND A BODY LIKE
AN IRONING BOARD.
609
00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:32,364
-WELL, SOME THINGS DO CHANGE.
610
00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:34,017
[LAUGHS]
611
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,497
DO YOU KNOW, I FOUND
THAT DRAWING IN MY TOWER,
612
00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:38,370
I KEPT IT ON MY BULLETIN
BOARD IN MY OFFICE
613
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:42,112
ALL THESE YEARS AND I NEVER KNEW
WHO IT WAS FROM.
614
00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:44,898
HOW COME YOU NEVER SIGNED IT
AND LET ME KNOW IT WAS YOU?
615
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:46,813
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
616
00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:49,424
I HAD A HUMONGOUS CRUSH ON YOU.
617
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:50,599
I WAS EMBARRASSED!
618
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:51,861
-HOW ABOUT NOW?
619
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:55,909
-WHAT, AM I EMBARRASSED OR
DO I STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?
620
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,954
[LAUGHS]
621
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,654
GIVE ME A PEN,
I'LL SIGN IT FOR YOU.
622
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:07,312
OKAY, HOW ABOUT YOUR BACK?
623
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,886
-WELL, THAT CONCLUDES
OUR BEACH BLAST WEEK
624
00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:18,584
FOR THE MTV BEACH HOUSE.
625
00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:21,021
WE LOST, BUT THAT'S OKAY,
ISN'T IT, JOHN?
626
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,763
-WELL, THEY USED AN ILLEGAL
AMOUNT OF SUN TAN LOTION,
627
00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:26,244
THOSE DARN LIFEGUARDS,
BUT IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE,
628
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:27,984
SO IT'S ALL RIGHT.
629
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:29,464
-JENNY: EXACTLY, AND THEY'RE
IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE.
630
00:37:29,595 --> 00:37:31,466
-YEAH, THEY CHEATED AND
I WANT A REMATCH, JENNY.
631
00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:33,294
I'M NOT HAVING THIS,
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME.
632
00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:35,035
-OH, SIMON, YOU'RE
SUCH A BAD SPORT.
633
00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:36,819
YOU ALMOST HAD IT OUT
WITH ONE OF THE LIFEGUARDS.
634
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,343
-WELL, THEY MADE US
LOOK A LITTLE SLUGGISH
635
00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:40,258
WITH ALL THOSE JELLY
DONUTS AND STUFF.
636
00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:42,434
I'M CODY, I GOT
A FLAT STOMACH...
637
00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:43,609
-SURPRISE!
638
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:46,307
-OH, MY GOD, YAY!
639
00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:49,484
-OKAY, WAIT, WE HAVE
A SPECIAL MESSAGE
640
00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:52,226
FROM CARRIE AND THE
SPECIAL OLYMPICS ATHLETES.
641
00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,272
-THANK YOU VERY MUCH
642
00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:57,318
FOR HAVING US ON TV.
643
00:37:57,449 --> 00:37:58,276
WE LOVE YOU!
644
00:37:58,406 --> 00:38:00,930
[CHEERS]
645
00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:02,845
-MTV, MTV!
646
00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:04,064
-THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUYS!
647
00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:07,676
-MTV, MTV, MTV!
648
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:12,812
[CHEERING]
649
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:18,774
[CLOSING THEME PLAYING]
45652
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