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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,915 [THEME MUSIC] 2 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:16,799 SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS 3 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:20,890 AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT 4 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:24,502 SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY 5 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,940 WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT 6 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,682 DON'T YOU WORRY 7 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:33,685 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT 8 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:38,777 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY 9 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:42,303 I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT 10 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:49,614 I'LL BE READY [I'LL BE READY] 11 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:53,314 NEVER YOU FEAR [NO, DON'T YOU FEAR] 12 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:56,708 I'LL BE READY 13 00:00:56,882 --> 00:01:02,192 FOREVER AND ALWAYS, I'M ALWAYS HERE 14 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,517 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY 15 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:26,173 I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT 16 00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:33,528 I'LL BE READY [I'LL BE READY] 17 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:37,532 NEVER YOU FEAR [NO, DON'T YOU FEAR] 18 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,709 I'LL BE READY 19 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:46,280 FOREVER AND ALWAYS, I'M ALWAYS HERE 20 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:50,936 [THEME MUSIC] 21 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,345 -THERE YOU ARE. 22 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:09,912 OKAY, TAKE IT AWAY. 23 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:15,831 [CROWD NOISE] 24 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,459 -HEY, MY CLEVERNESS DOESN'T STOP WITH INVENTIONS, 25 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,069 I GOT ALL SORTS OF GREAT IDEAS 26 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,376 ON HOW TO DO JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. 27 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:41,900 -COME ON. 28 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,164 [LAUGHING] 29 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:49,038 -WHY DON'T YOU GET REALLY CLEVER AND FAX YOUR LUNCH OVER. 30 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:52,824 -FAX SNACKS, I LIKE IT. IT'S GOT A NICE RING TO IT. 31 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:55,305 [LAUGHING] 32 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:56,654 -WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA PANIC 33 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,787 IF YOU KNEW THAT THE ISLAND WAS GOING UNDER WATER. 34 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:00,528 -IT'S MY DUTY TO PROTECT YOU, AFTER ALL I'M THE 35 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:03,313 STRONG, SOLID MALE AND YOU'RE THE FRAIL HELPLESS FEMALE. 36 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:05,663 -YES YOU BIG STRONG MAN YOU. 37 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,935 -EDDIE, WHEN I LEFT YOU AT HOME THIS MORNING 38 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:18,110 YOU WERE WATCHING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND, 39 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,808 AND NOW YOU'RE WATCHING IT HERE. 40 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,418 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT FIXATED? 41 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,551 -UH UH, IT'S A DIFFERENT EPISODE. 42 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,205 ON DIFFERENT CHANNELS ALL DAY LONG. 43 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:29,078 MOVE, YOU'RE BLOCKING MARY ANN! 44 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:35,867 -WE MUST GET ORGANIZED. HOW ARE WE GOING TO STAY AFLOAT? 45 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,782 -WHY DON'T WE BUILD AN ARK LIKE NOAH DID? 46 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,306 -THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA. 47 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,046 WE'LL TAKE THE RAFT THE MEN STARTED TO BUILD 48 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,570 A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO AND WE'LL PUT A NEW HUT ON IT. 49 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:45,050 -GOD, LOOK AT GINGER. 50 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,270 ALL THOSE YEARS ON THE SAME ISLAND WITH THE SAME DRESS 51 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:48,880 AND SHE STILL LOOKS FANTASTIC. 52 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,407 -HOW LONG HAVE THEY ALL BEEN SITTING THERE? 53 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:56,279 -TOO LONG, MUCH TOO LONG. THEIR EYES HAVE GLAZED OVER. 54 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:57,367 -THANK YOU. 55 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,892 [LAUGHTER] 56 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,459 -HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN UNIFORM PAL. 57 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,156 -YEAH, YEAH, YEAH NEXT COMMERCIAL. 58 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:05,810 -GARNER, I'M SURPRISED AT YOU WATCHING THIS. 59 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,986 -HEY LOOK, I JUST SAT DOWN TO TIME MY SHOE. 60 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,945 -YEAH OKAY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL STOP WATCHING GILLIGAN 61 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,468 AND DO WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, HUH? 62 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,209 [SHOUTING] 63 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,298 -COME ON, DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL. 64 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,474 THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE. IT'S THE ONE WHERE 65 00:04:17,648 --> 00:04:20,347 THE PROFESSOR THINKS THE ISLAND IS SINKING SO HE DEVISES 66 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:22,740 THIS BRILLIANT SCHEME TO BUILD A BOAT AND THEN THEY SPLIT 67 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,003 JUST BEFORE THE TIDE GOES OUT. IT'S GREAT. 68 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,614 [LAUGHING] 69 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,398 -DID I MISS A MEETING OR SOMETHING? 70 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,966 -AH NO CAPTAIN, WE WERE JUST 71 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:33,055 CHECKING OUT THE STORM REPORT THERE. 72 00:04:33,229 --> 00:04:36,450 -THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH. 73 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,234 -ALL I SEE IS SUNSHINE. 74 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,454 FIGURING OUT HOW TO SPEND ALL MY MILLIONS. 75 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,152 -OH COME ON, CAPTAIN, YOU'VE BEEN BUYING A LOTTERY TICKET 76 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:45,154 EVERY WEEK FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. 77 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,547 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA WIN THIS TIME? 78 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,375 -PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF. 79 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,202 BESIDES, WOULD I HAVE ANY CHANCE IF I DIDN'T BUY A TICKET? 80 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:53,597 -THERE IS SOME LOGIC THERE CAPTAIN. 81 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,339 -WHAT'S THE JACKPOT UP TO NOW CAPTAIN? 82 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,036 -70 MILLION DOLLARS. 83 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,603 THE LINES WERE AROUND THE BLOCK, 84 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,866 70 MILLION, AND IT'S ALL GONNA BE MINE. 85 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:04,956 -MOVE OVER THURSTON HOWELL. 86 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,350 -FORGET GILLIGAN'S ISLAND WILL YOU? 87 00:05:07,524 --> 00:05:09,352 WE GOT A WHOLE BEACH LOAD OF PEOPLE OUT THERE 88 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,093 WHO NEED TO BE RESCUED. 89 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:22,191 -29 MINUTES. MAN, YOU GUYS AT DOMINOS ARE UNBELIEVABLE. 90 00:05:23,671 --> 00:05:26,456 YES, HERE YOU GO. KEEP THE CHANGE, MIKE. SEE YOU AROUND BUD. 91 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:35,857 -YOU GONNA EAT THAT ALL BY YOURSELF? 92 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:36,727 -MAYBE. 93 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,774 [LAUGHTER] 94 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,384 GO AHEAD MAN, HELP YOURSELF. 95 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:46,955 -SO, GILLIGAN'S ISLAND WAS REALLY YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? 96 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:50,175 -WAS? MAN IT STILL IS, ALWAYS WILL BE. 97 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,657 -EVERYBODY'S GO THEIR OWN TASTE I GUESS. 98 00:05:56,312 --> 00:06:00,751 -I DON'T KNOW, GROWING UP AN ORPHAN NEVER HAVING A FAMILY 99 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:03,711 THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE ON THAT ISLAND 100 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,452 BECAME MY FAMILY GARNER, 101 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,193 THEY WERE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME. WHAT CAN I SAY? 102 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,586 -GILLIGAN'S ISLAND? 103 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,936 -YES, GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. 104 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,416 -YOU REALLY DID HAVE IT ROUGH DIDN'T YOU LITTLE BUDDY? 105 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:14,983 -CHEAP SHOT MAN. 106 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:19,901 -[LAUGHING] THANKS, NEXT TIME GET SOME NAPKINS. 107 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:22,382 GOTTA GO. WHOA! 108 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,296 -HEY, HEY, HEY WATCH YOURSELF. 109 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,255 -THANKS. 110 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:33,262 -HEY! 111 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:34,959 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 112 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:39,181 COME ON, BREAK IT UP WOULD YA? 113 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,445 GET A ROOM. 114 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,839 WHOA! 115 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,453 -EDDIE, YOU OKAY? 116 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,110 YOU OKAY? 117 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:56,764 -WHAT? YEAH. 118 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:59,680 I'M FINE, I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED. 119 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:00,768 -I THOUGHT IT WAS LIFEGUARDS 120 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,247 WHO WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE LIVES. 121 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,423 -VERY FUNNY. 122 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,599 -SURE YOU OKAY NOW? 123 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,776 -YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE. 124 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:11,474 THANKS. 125 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,961 -RESCUE ONE, THIS IS KMF 295, OVER. 126 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:21,528 -THIS IS RESCUE ONE. 127 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:23,704 -MCCLAIN, WE'VE GOT A REPORT OF A WAVE RUNNER 128 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,445 OUT OFF THE OCEAN SIDE OF ANACAPA. 129 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,272 -WHAT'S HE DOING THAT FAR OUT? 130 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:30,188 -GO PICK UP KRAMER AT TOWER 15 AND CHECK IT OUT, OVER. 131 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,103 -WILL DO, OVER AND OUT. 132 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:37,805 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 133 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,298 -STRAIGHT AHEAD, SEE IT? 134 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,474 -YEAH. 135 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,436 -ALL RIGHT, NOW TRY AND PULL IT AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN. 136 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:08,618 HEY. 137 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,620 -THANK GOD YOU GUYS SHOWED UP. 138 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:11,752 -WHAT'S WRONG? 139 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,318 -I DON'T KNOW, MY ENGINE DIED 140 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,929 AND I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET IT TO KICK OVER. 141 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,365 -LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 142 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:20,195 WHY DON'T YOU SLIDE UP A LITTLE BIT. 143 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:22,893 I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO DO THIS? 144 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,591 -THIS WAY SEEMS FINE. 145 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,814 -PUT THIS BACK IN THERE. 146 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:32,990 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE SOMETHING HERE. 147 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,123 WHY DON'T YOU PUSH THIS BUTTON HERE, 148 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,342 GIVE IT A LITTLE GAS AT THE SAME TIME, READY? 149 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,040 OH HEY, THERE WE GO. 150 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,346 YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS? THE KILL SWITCH WAS STUCK. 151 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,393 ALL RIGHT, YOU WANNA RIDE BACK WITH US? 152 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,396 -UM, NO I DON'T THINK SO. 153 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,571 THANKS FOR THE START THOUGH. 154 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:49,920 -NO PROBLEM. 155 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:51,618 GIVE ME A HAND? 156 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,056 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 157 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:00,975 WHAT? 158 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,152 CRANK IT UP AND LET'S GET GOING. 159 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,070 COME ON. 160 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,593 -IT WON'T START. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER. 161 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:14,597 -HUH. 162 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:15,772 -WHY DON'T YOU RADIO FOR HELP? 163 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:20,821 -RESCUE ONE TO BAYWATCH, REPEAT RESCUE ONE TO BAYWATCH. 164 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,608 RADIO'S DEAD. 165 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,567 IT'S THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM. 166 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,307 -WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 167 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,615 -THERE'S NOT MUCH WE CAN DO. WE JUST, I DON'T KNOW. 168 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,835 THERE'S ANACAPA ISLAND, WE'LL DRIFT TO THE SHORE 169 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,358 AND WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO MISS US. 170 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,794 -GREAT. 171 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:40,754 -YOU KNOW, THERE IS A BRIGHT SIDE TO THIS. 172 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:42,799 THERE IS. 173 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,236 COME ON, IT'S ROMANTIC, THINK ABOUT IT. 174 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:49,240 IT'S JUST YOU, ME, THE MOON, HUH? 175 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,199 -WELL ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T RATHER BE 176 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:52,461 STUCK ON THE ISLAND WITH THE GIRL ON THE WAVE RUNNER? 177 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:53,767 -I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. 178 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:54,942 -A LITTLE TOO WELL. 179 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,989 COME ON, LIGHTEN UP. 180 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:00,948 -YOU LIGHTEN UP. 181 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:08,346 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 182 00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,598 -WELL... 183 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,299 IF YOU WANT YOU CAN START A SIGNAL FIRE 184 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,127 AND I'LL LOOK FOR FOOD, OR I CAN START A FIRE 185 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:51,694 AND YOU CAN GO LOOK FOR FOOD. 186 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:52,956 -I'LL START THE FIRE AND YOU LOOK FOR THE FOOD. 187 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,349 -THOUGHT YOU'D SAY THAT. 188 00:10:55,916 --> 00:11:00,921 [WHIMSICAL MUSIC] 189 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:23,813 -HEY! 190 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,554 -WHOA, UH OH. 191 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:28,688 -GILLIGAN? 192 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,603 WAIT! WAIT, GILLIGAN! 193 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,871 GILLIGAN! HEY! 194 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,394 HEY, GILLIGAN! 195 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:41,962 HEY, WAIT UP. 196 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,750 [PANTING] 197 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,535 HEY GILLIGAN! 198 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:56,237 [PANTING] 199 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,849 HEY, COME ON I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 200 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,161 WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 201 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,774 -WHOA! 202 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,042 -GILLIGAN, MAN IT REALLY IS YOU. 203 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,391 -IT'S ME ALL RIGHT. 204 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,264 WHOA! 205 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,787 -YOU'RE HANGING OFF A CLIFF. 206 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,268 -NOT FOR LONG. 207 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:36,059 WHOA, HELP. 208 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,673 -AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 209 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,153 -WELL I'M KINDA GLAD TO SEE YOU TOO, 210 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,111 WHOEVER YOU ARE. 211 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,242 -I'M EDDIE. 212 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,635 I'M ON THE ISLAND WITH SHAUNI. 213 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:47,723 AND-- 214 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,638 -LOOK OUT! 215 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,252 HELP! HELP! 216 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,646 -YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE WE SHOULD YELL TOGETHER. 217 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,690 -GOOD IDEA. 218 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,605 TOGETHER! 219 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,391 -NO, NO, NO. IT'S NO USE. SHAUNI WILL NEVER HEAR US. 220 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:06,350 -I'M NOT YELLING FOR SHAUNI. I'M YELLING FOR MARY ANN! 221 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,699 -MARY ANN? 222 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,007 -I'M RIGHT HERE. 223 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,620 -OH MAN, MARY ANN AND GILLIGAN ALL IN THE SAME DAY. 224 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,144 MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY. 225 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,192 OH BOY. GILLIGAN, DON'T LOOK DOWN. 226 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,761 -HERE, LET ME HELP. 227 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,764 GIVE ME YOUR HAND, COME ON. 228 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,681 -DON'T LET GO. 229 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,687 -YOU MEAN YOU GUYS WERE REALLY SHIPWRECKED 230 00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,471 WITH THE HOWELLS, AND THE SKIPPER, 231 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,908 AND THE MOVIE STAR, AND THE PROFESSOR? 232 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,300 -YUP, THAT'S ALL OF US. 233 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,085 -I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A TV SHOW. 234 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,000 -WE'RE REALLY GLAD YOU FOUND US. 235 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,263 FOR YEARS PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GETTING ON AND OFF THE ISLAND 236 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,873 AND WE WERE STUCK UNTIL NOW. 237 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,048 -SO WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE? 238 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,745 -STILL ON THE OTHER ISLAND. 239 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,356 THE PROFESSOR FINALLY WAS ABLE TO BUILD A BOAT, 240 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,140 BUT IT WAS SO SMALL ONLY TWO OF US COULD GET IN IT. 241 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,402 -AND HERE WE ARE, ON ANOTHER ISLAND, 242 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,274 A MILLION MILES FROM NOWHERE. 243 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,537 -SOON AS BAYWATCH SEES OUR SIGNAL FIRE WE'RE AS GOOD AS HOME. 244 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,930 -YOU MEAN THEN WE'RE RESCUED? 245 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,366 -WE'RE FINALLY RESCUED? 246 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,063 -THEY WILL BE HERE BY TOMORROW TO PICK US UP 247 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,325 AND THEY'LL PICK YOU UP TOO. 248 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,587 -OH. 249 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,155 AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU. 250 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,028 -IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO MARY ANN. 251 00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:17,552 MARY ANN. 252 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,650 EVERYBODY, LET ME HAVE YOUR ATTENTION. 253 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:32,045 IT IS MY PRIVILEGE TO INTRODUCE GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN. 254 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,138 -GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN? 255 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,661 -HOW DO YOU DO? 256 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,358 WHEN WE GOT YOUR RADIO MESSAGE WE THOUGHT 257 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,230 YOU'D BEEN OUT IN THE SUN TOO LONG. 258 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,753 -IT'S REALLY THEM. 259 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,886 -I FEEL LIKE I'VE KNOWN YOU ALL MY LIFE. 260 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:47,974 MAY I CALL YOU LITTLE BUDDY? 261 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:48,975 -SURE. 262 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,327 -ON BEHALF OF L.A. COUNTY LIFEGUARDS, 263 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,850 WELCOME TO BAYWATCH HEADQUARTERS. 264 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,549 -WOW, THIS PLACE IS REALLY FANCY. 265 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:06,601 -UH, CAPTAIN, WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 266 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,472 -70 MILLION DOLLARS HAPPENED HERE, 267 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,213 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED HERE. 268 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,606 -YOU ACTUALLY WON 70 MILLION DOLLARS? 269 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,782 -GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO BET. 270 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:18,526 -UH, GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN, LET ME INTRODUCE CAPTAIN THORPE. 271 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,876 -FROM ONE FAMOUS PERSON TO OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE 272 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,617 IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 273 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,793 -WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT FAMOUS, 274 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,664 BUT THINGS ARE SURE DIFFERENT THAN THEY WERE 25 YEARS AGO. 275 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,971 -THINGS ARE SURE DIFFERENT THAN THEY WERE YESTERDAY. 276 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,843 -THERE'S SO MUCH TO SEE. SO MUCH HAS GONE ON. 277 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:36,500 -WELL, I COULD SHOW YOU AROUND IF YOU WANT ME TO. 278 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,850 -OH YES, I'D LIKE THAT. 279 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:45,074 -AMAZING, WITHOUT ANY LUXURY WHATSOEVER 280 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,946 YOU MANAGED TO SURVIVE. 281 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,556 -WELL THE HUMAN APPETITE 282 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,080 FOR SYNDICATED TELEVISION IS INDOMITABLE. 283 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,560 -YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M HUNGRY 284 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,083 I CAN'T WAIT FOR A HAMBURGER AND FRIES. 285 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,346 -HAMBURGER AND FRIES ARE LOADED WITH CHOLESTEROL. 286 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,479 -WELL NOTHING FANCY. I'LL JUST TAKE KETCHUP. 287 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:10,230 -I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW THESE BATHING SUITS HAVE CHANGED 288 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,101 SINCE I'VE BEEN ON THE ISLAND. 289 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:13,146 -LOT OF THINGS HAVE CHANGED 290 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,930 SINCE YOU WERE STUCK ON THAT ISLAND. 291 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,238 -WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT EDDIE? 292 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,241 -I JUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 293 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,590 YOU, HERE. 294 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,681 -I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER, YOU'RE A REAL HERO. 295 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,857 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER TO BE RESCUED, 296 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,773 AND THEN YOU CAME ALONG. IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. 297 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,645 -NO, NO IT'S NOT LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, 298 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,039 IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE. 299 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:55,405 -BE CAREFUL MY DEAR, THAT'S EXPENSIVE CRYSTAL. 300 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,799 AH, CHAMPAGNE SERVICE FOR EVERYONE. 301 00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,670 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL 302 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,630 TO MY NEW LITTLE BOAT, THE MINNOW II. 303 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,067 WE ARE HERE TO CELEBRATE MANY THINGS. 304 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,808 FIRSTLY AND FOREMOSTLY, 305 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:10,377 MY NEWLY ACQUIRED, ENORMOUS WEALTH. 306 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,031 SECONDLY, THE RESCUE OF OUR GOOD FRIENDS, 307 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,771 GILLIGAN AND MARY ANN. 308 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,774 AND THIRDLY, MY PURCHASE OF GILLIGAN'S RIGHTS 309 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,908 TO THE SHIPWRECK TO BE TURNED INTO A MINI-SERIES. 310 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:23,564 OF COURSE WE DO NEED A DRAMATIC UPBEAT ENDING 311 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:27,872 TO THE SAGA OF THE CASTAWAYS' ORDEAL, AND THAT 312 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,093 IS THE REASON FOR OUR LITTLE EXCURSION THIS AFTERNOON. 313 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:35,228 WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE THE OTHER CASTAWAYS. 314 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,707 [CHEERING] 315 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,013 MARY ANN MY DEAR, PLEASE COME ABOARD. 316 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,754 -OH, THANK YOU CAPTAIN THORPE. 317 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:45,455 -GARNER, YOU WERE IN THE NAVY. YOU'RE THE SKIPPER. 318 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,241 -[LAUGHING] 319 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,682 GANGWAY! 320 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,858 -I'M SURE AN OLD NAVY MAN 321 00:17:57,032 --> 00:18:00,035 WILL BE UNIQUELY FAMILIAR WITH OUR WATERS. 322 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:04,474 EDDIE, SINCE YOU NEVER FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL, 323 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,780 YOU'RE THE FIRST MATE. 324 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,046 -SKIPPER! 325 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,876 -AND NOW, LET'S BE OFF BEFORE INTEREST RATES COME DOWN. 326 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:15,659 -WELL SAID. 327 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:22,231 [ROMANTIC MUSIC] 328 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,846 -SHAUNI? -EY GAD. 329 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,112 -CAPTAIN THORPE, I HEARD ABOUT THE MINI-SERIES 330 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,940 AND I WAS SO HOPING THERE MIGHT BE A PART IN IT FOR ME. 331 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,596 -WELL WE'LL SEE MY LITTLE BEACH BOTTOM, WE'LL SEE. 332 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,163 -YOU NEVER WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS. 333 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,688 -THINGS CHANGE, EDDIE, AND BESIDES 334 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,212 YOU ALREADY HAVE THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS. 335 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,083 -SHAUNI. 336 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,043 -SKIPPER, IF YOU DON'T MIND, HISTORY AWAITS. 337 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,743 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 338 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:56,831 GILLIGAN. 339 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,885 -CAST OFF ALL LINES. 340 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:08,712 -WHAT'S A LINE? 341 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,454 -UNTIE THE ROPES. 342 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,375 OH, GILLIGAN! 343 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,903 -ALL: BYE! 344 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:31,779 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 345 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,054 -AH, THE THRILL OF THE OPEN SEA, A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, 346 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,577 WHAT COULD BE MORE INVIGORATING? 347 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,710 -IT'S VERY EXCITING CAPTAIN THORPE. 348 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,712 -I FOUND THE INERTIAL NAVIGATION SYSTEM 349 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,105 TO BE QUITE IMPRESSIVE ON BOARD. 350 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,020 I THINK WITH SUCH AN ARRAY WE SHOULD HAVE 351 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,066 NO PROBLEM LOCATING THE CASTAWAYS. 352 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,808 -OH, INDEED, DIRECT FROM NASA, VERY VERY EXPENSIVE. 353 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:03,506 -I THINK I'LL GO INSIDE AND DOUBLE CHECK THE CHARTS. 354 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,768 -DO THAT. 355 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,870 -CAPTAIN THORPE. -YES. 356 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,046 -I WAS WATCHING TV LAST NIGHT AND ALL I COULD FIND ON 357 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,614 WAS THESE LITTLE GUYS WITH MUSTACHES GOING [SILLY NOISES]. 358 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,313 -THAT WASN'T TELEVISION, THAT WAS A VIDEO GAME. 359 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,228 -OH, AND THEN SOMEBODY CHANGED THE CHANNEL 360 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:30,272 AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET UP. 361 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,491 -A REMOTE CONTROL DEVICE. 362 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,362 -AH, THEN I SAW A YOUNG WOMAN 363 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:35,843 AND SHE WAS WEARING HER UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE. 364 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:39,281 -THAT WAS MADONNA, A VERY FAMOUS SINGING PERSON. 365 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,196 -SHE OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD CLOTHES. 366 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,200 -GILLIGAN. HEY, GILLIGAN! 367 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,072 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 368 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,335 -YOU JUST DID. 369 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,860 -HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN MARY ANN? 370 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,818 -WELL YOU KNOW, WE WERE MAROONED ON AN ISLAND 371 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,733 FOR 25 YEARS, AND YOU GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY 372 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,300 PRETTY GOOD THAT WAY. 373 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,347 -YEAH, WELL I'VE ONLY MET HER FOR ONE DAY NOW 374 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:03,914 AND, WELL, I THINK... 375 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,873 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS... 376 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,266 -WELL, WHEN WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SAY ANYTHING 377 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,745 WE ALWAYS ASKED THE PROFESSOR, THEN HE'D SAY IT 378 00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,094 AND NOBODY'D UNDERSTAND IT. 379 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,228 -RIGHT, YEAH WELL, ANYWAY. 380 00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,797 WELL I GUESS THE ONLY WAY TO SAY IT IS TO JUST TELL YOU. 381 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:19,974 I LOVE MARY ANN. 382 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,063 -YOU LOVE MARY ANN? 383 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,065 -WELL, I THINK I DO. I THINK I DO. 384 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,762 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'D SAY IF I TOLD HER? 385 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,329 -IF I WERE YOU I WOULDN'T DO IT. 386 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,070 -YOU WOULDN'T? -NO, IF I WERE ME I'D DO IT. 387 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,159 -YOU? WAIT A MINUTE. YOU LOVE MARY ANN? 388 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,769 -YEAH. 389 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,597 -YOU WERE ON AN ISLAND WITH HER FOR 25 YEARS 390 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:35,903 AND YOU NEVER TOLD HER? 391 00:21:36,077 --> 00:21:37,470 -WELL THE TIMING NEVER SEEMED RIGHT 392 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:38,384 BUT NOW THAT YOU'VE BROUGHT IT UP, 393 00:21:38,558 --> 00:21:40,168 I THINK I'LL TELL HER RIGHT NOW. 394 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:44,912 [THUNDER] UH OH. 395 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,263 -GILLIGAN! GILLIGAN, EDDIE! 396 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:49,612 BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, 397 00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,353 WE'VE GOT ROUGH WEATHER APPROACHING. 398 00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,529 THERE'S A BIG STORM COMING! 399 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:55,575 -I HOPE WE PACKED THE BATTENS. 400 00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:56,793 -I'LL GO HELP THE SKIPPER. 401 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:58,055 -RIGHT BEHIND YA. 402 00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:02,669 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 403 00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:16,291 -SEE, THERE SHE BLOWS! 404 00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:21,252 WE CAN'T OUTRUN IT. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SAIL RIGHT INTO THE EYE OF THE STORM. 405 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:23,516 EVERYBODY, HOLD ON! 406 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:32,786 GILLIGAN, GO BELOW AND BREAK OUT THE LIFE JACKETS. -AYE AYE, SKIPPER. 407 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,049 BATTEN DOWN SOME HATCHES OR SOMETHING. 408 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:39,488 [BLOWING WIND] 409 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,194 I GOT YA, GILLIGAN. 410 00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:01,945 DON'T LET GO. 411 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,121 GET HIM. SOMEBODY GRAB HIS LEGS. 412 00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:06,297 SET HIM DOWN, SET HIM DOWN. 413 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:11,955 [BLOWING WIND] 414 00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:21,661 I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU THERE LITTLE BUDDY. 415 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,582 -COULD BE WORSE! COULD BE RAINING! 416 00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:35,022 -OH YOU HAD TO SAY IT. YOU HAD TO SAY IT. 417 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:38,765 [BLOWING WIND] 418 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:45,467 -HANG ON. HANG ON. CAREFUL. 419 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:49,123 SHAUNI. SHAUNI, GET BACK. GET BACK. 420 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,049 I CAN'T HOLD IT. 421 00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:13,495 -SHIPWRECKED AGAIN. 422 00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,063 -WELL AT LEAST WE'RE ALL SAFE. THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING. 423 00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:19,109 -SKIPPER, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 424 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:22,243 I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST CORPORATION, THORPE CORP, 425 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,114 AND I SO WANTED TO BE THERE. THIS MORNING, 426 00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:26,029 THEY'RE PUTTING MY NAME ON THE DOOR. 427 00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:28,118 -WHAT ABOUT THE MOVIE? 428 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:30,425 THEY COULD GIVE MY PART TO SOMEBODY ELSE. 429 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:32,645 -YOU'LL GET USED TO THAT BEING SHIPWRECKED. 430 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,082 -WHAT WAS THAT? 431 00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:36,866 -YOU'LL GET USED TO THAT TOO. 432 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,615 JUST SIT RIGHT BACK AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE 433 00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,399 A TALE OF A FATEFUL TRIP 434 00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,576 THAT STARTED FROM THIS TROPIC PORT 435 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:53,056 ABOARD THIS TINY SHIP 436 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:55,102 THE MATE WAS A MIGHTY SAILING MAN 437 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:56,930 THE SKIPPER BRAVE AND SURE 438 00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:59,323 FIVE PASSENGERS SET SAIL THAT DAY 439 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:04,067 FOR A THREE HOUR TOUR, A THREE HOUR TOUR 440 00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:05,982 [THUNDER] 441 00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:07,506 THE WEATHER STARTED GETTING ROUGH 442 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,595 THE TINY SHIP WAS TOSSED 443 00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:12,511 IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF THE FEARLESS CREW 444 00:25:12,685 --> 00:25:16,384 THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST, THE MINNOW WOULD BE LOST 445 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,517 THE SHIP SET GROUND ON THE SHORE OF THIS 446 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,736 UNCHARTED DESERT ISLE 447 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,956 WITH GILLIGAN 448 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:25,001 THE SKIPPER TOO 449 00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:29,440 THE MILLIONAIRE AND HIS WIFE 450 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:31,704 A MOVIE STAR 451 00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:34,663 THE PROFESSOR AND MARY ANN 452 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:37,187 HERE ON GILLIGAN'S ISLE 453 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:42,105 -I SUGGEST THAT WE BUILD SOME FORM OF SHELTER SINCE I SEE 454 00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:44,151 NO WAY OF DETERMINING OUR PRECISE LOCATION 455 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,153 WITHOUT CONDUCTING A SYSTEMATIC SURVEILLANCE. 456 00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:47,894 -HARVEY'S RIGHT. LET'S BUILD SHELTER. 457 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,460 -WON'T THAT TAKE A LONG TIME? 458 00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:51,245 -NOT IF WE UTILIZE OUR INDIVIDUAL ABILITIES 459 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,160 TO MAXIMIZE OUR EFFORTS. 460 00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:54,901 FOR INSTANCE, SKIPPER, WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO 461 00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:55,989 IS GET THE SAW FROM THE MINNOW II 462 00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:57,251 TO CUT DOWN SOME LOGS FROM TREES. 463 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,383 GILLIGAN? GILLIGAN. YOU HELP HIM. 464 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,430 EDDIE, GATHER SOME HEMP FOR ROPES. -RIGHT. 465 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,258 -SHAUNI WHAT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO 466 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:07,304 IS TO GATHER SOME PALM FRONDS AND GIVE THEM TO MARY ANN 467 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,742 TO WEAVE THEM TOGETHER FOR WALL PANELS WITH THE HEMP. 468 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:11,570 -OH, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD AT HEMP. 469 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,702 MR. THORPE. 470 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:18,533 -I'M UPPER MANAGEMENT. VERY VERY UPPER MANAGEMENT I MIGHT ADD. 471 00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,840 -FINE, YOU SUPERVISE. 472 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:24,191 EVERYBODY ELSE, LET'S GET TO IT. 473 00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:28,935 COME ON LITTLE BUDDY, SHAUNI. 474 00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,240 -WHAT'S HEMP? 475 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,029 -GILLIGAN, WE BETTER GET BUSY ON THESE LOGS. 476 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:37,857 WE'VE GOTTA GET THE HUT BUILT BEFORE NIGHTFALL. 477 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:41,730 OH, GILLIGAN! 478 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:47,257 [LIVELY MUSIC] 479 00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:58,372 -OKAY, GILLIGAN, LOWER THE ROOF. 480 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:16,042 [APPLAUSE] 481 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:17,696 -WELL DONE, LAD. WELL DONE. 482 00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:20,437 -HOW'S ANYBODY GONNA FIT IN THERE? 483 00:28:20,611 --> 00:28:21,482 -IT'S BIGGER INSIDE. 484 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,136 -HUH? -TRUST ME. 485 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:43,069 -GOODNIGHT CAPTAIN THORPE. 486 00:28:45,419 --> 00:28:46,725 -NIGHT NIGHT MY BOY. 487 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:55,821 -NIGHT HARVEY. 488 00:28:57,692 --> 00:28:58,475 -GOODNIGHT EDDIE. 489 00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:05,526 -YOU KNOW SOMETHING GILLIGAN, YOU WERE RIGHT, 490 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:07,354 IT'S A LOT BIGGER INSIDE THAN IT IS OUTSIDE. 491 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:08,398 -TOLD YA. 492 00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:14,013 -GET TO BED LITTLE BUDDY. LOT OF WORK TO DO TOMORROW. 493 00:29:14,665 --> 00:29:16,189 -I KNOW WHAT HIS PROBLEM IS. HE PROBABLY WANTS A STORY. 494 00:29:16,363 --> 00:29:18,017 THE SKIPPER ALWAYS TOLD ME A STORY. 495 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:20,541 I MUST HAVE HEARD JACK AND THE BEANSTALK 10,000 TIMES. 496 00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:21,977 YOU KNOW THE STORY WHERE JACK CLIMBS A BIG BEANSTALK HE GOT FROM THE MAGIC BEANS 497 00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,197 WHICH HE PLANTED FROM THE COW? 498 00:29:24,371 --> 00:29:25,241 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE MEETS THE GIANT WHO SCARES HIM AND GOES... 499 00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:27,287 -I KNOW THE STORY GILLIGAN! 500 00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:29,768 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? A STORY, EDDIE? 501 00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:31,813 -WELL NO ACTUALLY. 502 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:36,078 I KNOW GILLIGAN'S ISLAND AND WELL I'M AFRAID IF I TRY 503 00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:38,341 TO CLIMB INTO THE TOP SOMETHING MIGHT HAPPEN AND... 504 00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:40,300 -OH, NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 505 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:43,651 NOW, CLIMB UP THERE, AND THAT'S AN ORDER. 506 00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:45,479 -OKAY. 507 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,661 [YELLING] 508 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:01,974 -WELL I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE YOU A HAND EDDIE. 509 00:30:11,026 --> 00:30:13,420 THERE YOU GO. SEE? NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 510 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:14,203 -YEAH. 511 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:16,162 -LET'S GET SOME SHUT-EYE. 512 00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:31,525 [CRASHING] [YELLING] 513 00:30:49,325 --> 00:30:50,849 -I TOLD YOU SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN. 514 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:57,333 MAROONED ON AN ISLAND. THIS IS EXCITING. 515 00:30:57,507 --> 00:31:00,423 -MAYBE FOR YOU, I'M USED TO IT. 516 00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:01,555 YOU KNOW WHAT IS EXCITING? 517 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,209 -WHAT? 518 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:04,601 -WHAT YOU DO, BEING A LIFEGUARD. 519 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:07,387 -OH, IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. ANYBODY CAN DO IT. 520 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,129 YEAH, DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU 521 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:11,608 MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION? 522 00:31:11,782 --> 00:31:12,566 -COULD YOU? 523 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,220 -SURE, SURE. 524 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,613 -GILLIGAN, DO YOU THINK I'LL MAKE A GOOD GINGER? 525 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,615 -I DON'T KNOW. SHE WAS ONE OF A KIND. 526 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:20,661 -ALL THOSE YEARS ON THE ISLAND, 527 00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:21,836 DID YOU AND GINGER EVER HAVE A THING? 528 00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:22,750 -WHAT KIND OF A THING? 529 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,534 -WELL YOU KNOW, A THING. 530 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:25,622 -OH, A THING. 531 00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:27,233 -WELL DID YOU? 532 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:28,582 -NO, I KINDA LIKED MARY ANN. 533 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:32,064 -OH, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE! 534 00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:36,111 -OH NO, I NEVER TOLD HER HOW I FELT AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE. 535 00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:37,721 -OH, NO, IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 536 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,114 -WELL LOOK AT THEM. 537 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,247 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 538 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:42,596 -YOU'RE GONNA DO EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING TO YOU, 539 00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:43,684 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE HER JEALOUS. 540 00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:44,903 -HOW? 541 00:31:45,077 --> 00:31:46,861 -BY FIGHTING FIRE WITH FIRE. 542 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:51,997 -YEAH, YEAH THAT'S IT. 543 00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:55,087 -THANK YOU EDDIE, THAT WAS VERY INSTRUCTIVE. 544 00:31:55,261 --> 00:31:56,610 I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW GILLIGAN. 545 00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:57,916 -GILLIGAN. 546 00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:00,222 YOU TWO HAVE SPENT A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER, 547 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:01,571 MUST BE PRETTY TIGHT. 548 00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:04,226 -IT'S KINDA FUNNY, I NEVER TOLD HIM BEFORE, 549 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,186 BUT I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM. 550 00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:09,840 I WISH I KNEW IF HE FELT THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME. 551 00:32:12,626 --> 00:32:15,324 WELL, I GUESS THAT ANSWERS THE QUESTION. 552 00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:23,028 GILLIGAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 553 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:24,812 -I THINK IT'S FAIRLY OBVIOUS. 554 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,553 -ARE YOU JEALOUS YET? 555 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:27,771 -JEALOUS! 556 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,078 WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW JEALOUS I AM. 557 00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:35,301 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 558 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:36,693 -I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT HE THINKS OF THAT. 559 00:32:41,089 --> 00:32:43,048 -OH YEAH? -YEAH! 560 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,712 -I FORGOT TO MENTION, THIS HOLE BREAKS TO THE LEFT. 561 00:32:57,801 --> 00:33:00,979 ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, IT IS RATHER PEACEFUL HERE. 562 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:02,937 -WHAT COULD HAPPEN ON A DESERTED ISLAND? 563 00:33:03,111 --> 00:33:08,116 [YELLING "SKIPPER"] 564 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,033 GILLIGAN! 565 00:33:12,207 --> 00:33:14,122 -EY GAD. I'M PUTTING! 566 00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:15,036 -THIS IS IMPORTANT. 567 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,343 -SO IS THIS. IT'S FOR A BIRDIE. 568 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:18,300 -WHAT'S GOING ON HERE LITTLE BUDDY? 569 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:20,694 -WE WANT YOU TO MARRY US. 570 00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:22,304 -MARRY YOU? 571 00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:24,741 -YES, YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN. YOU CAN PERFORM THE CEREMONY. 572 00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:27,918 -ACCORDING TO MARITIME LAW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 573 00:33:28,963 --> 00:33:30,443 CONGRATULATIONS! 574 00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:32,662 EDDIE, YOU STAND NEXT TO SHAUNI. 575 00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:34,447 -I'M NOT MARRYING HER. I'M MARRYING HER. 576 00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:35,926 -YEAH, AND I'M MARRYING, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 577 00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:37,276 -SHAUNI. -SHAUNI. 578 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,842 AND I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY HEART. 579 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,192 -YOU CAN'T MARRY THEM. WE WERE HERE FIRST. 580 00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:41,280 -YEAH. 581 00:33:41,454 --> 00:33:42,629 -NO, NO WE WERE HERE FIRST. 582 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,502 -STOP IT, STOP IT! 583 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:50,332 JUST STAND NEXT TO WHOEVER YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY. 584 00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:56,251 ALL RIGHT, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME... 585 00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:57,905 -NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT, 586 00:33:58,079 --> 00:33:59,820 YOU FORGOT TO ASK IF THERE ARE ANY OBJECTIONS. 587 00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:01,691 -WHO WOULD HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS CAPTAIN THORPE? 588 00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:02,779 -I DO. 589 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,173 -WHO DO YOU WANT TO MARRY? 590 00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:08,394 -NOBODY, I'VE JUST BUILT A BOAT, THOUGH. 591 00:34:08,568 --> 00:34:10,961 IT'S DOWN BY THE LAGOON AND ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, 592 00:34:11,136 --> 00:34:12,615 THE TIDE IS JUST RIGHT. 593 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:14,182 IF THE BOAT DOESN'T LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, 594 00:34:14,356 --> 00:34:16,663 NO ONE WILL EVER GET OFF THIS ISLAND. 595 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:26,673 -I CAN'T WAIT. 596 00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:32,505 -GREAT LITTLE BOAT. 597 00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:35,943 -BUT IT'LL ONLY FIT TWO. 598 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:37,510 -WELL, I'M SORRY SKIPPER, 599 00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:39,338 BUT IT'S THE BEST THAT I COULD DO. 600 00:34:39,512 --> 00:34:42,036 I HAD TO MODIFY THE STRUCTURE OF THE EXISTING DESIGN 601 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:43,777 BY USING INDIGENOUS MATERIALS 602 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,213 AND MINIATURIZED COMPONENTS. 603 00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:46,736 -WHERE DID THE MOTOR COME FROM? 604 00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:50,305 -WELL THE MINNOW II HAD A 300 HORSEPOWER ENGINE, 605 00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:52,655 THE MINNOW III HAS ONE HORSEPOWER. 606 00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:55,702 I MANAGED TO SALVAGE THE UNDAMAGED VALVES AND PISTONS 607 00:34:55,876 --> 00:34:58,922 AND CREATE AN ENGINE PROPORTIONATELY STALWART ENOUGH 608 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,838 TO FERRY TWO PASSENGERS TO CIVILIZATION AND BRING BACK HELP. 609 00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:03,318 -HOW COME IT TOOK OUR PROFESSOR 610 00:35:03,492 --> 00:35:05,407 25 YEARS TO GET US OFF OUR ISLAND? 611 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:08,106 -I HAD MORE TO WORK WITH. 612 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,282 -SO IT'S READY TO GO? 613 00:35:10,456 --> 00:35:12,110 -WELL SKIPPER, YES IT IS. 614 00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:15,678 THE ONLY QUESTION IS: WHO IS PRIVILEGED TO GO? 615 00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,245 -OBVIOUSLY I AM. 616 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:19,421 -WHY YOU? 617 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:22,511 -'CAUSE I'M RICH. RICH PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS PRIVILEGED. 618 00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:25,123 -I BELIEVE HE HAS A POINT THERE. 619 00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:31,129 -I THINK WE SHOULD DRAW STRAWS. THAT'S WHAT'S FAIR. 620 00:35:31,651 --> 00:35:33,783 -FAIR? ALL RIGHT. 621 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:37,526 -THE LONGEST STRAWS GO. 622 00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:51,627 WELL THE ONE'S WHO'VE BEEN MAROONED THE LONGEST GET TO GO. 623 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:53,412 THAT'S ONLY FAIR. 624 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:54,978 -FAIR. NOT RIGHT. 625 00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:57,720 -WELL, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, 626 00:35:57,894 --> 00:35:59,722 THE TIDES ARE JUST RIGHT. 627 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:02,160 I SUGGEST WE LAUNCH THE MINNOW III IMMEDIATELY. 628 00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:12,996 [GROANING] 629 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:34,975 -THERE'S SOMETHING I MEANT TO TELL YOU. 630 00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:36,542 -WHAT'S THAT? 631 00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:40,589 -THAT GILLIGAN, HE'S ONE HECK OF A GUY. 632 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:44,202 -BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I THINK SO TOO. 633 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:48,031 IT'S NOT GONNA STOP YOU FROM REMEMBERING ME THOUGH WILL IT? 634 00:36:48,554 --> 00:36:50,164 -I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU. 635 00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:56,431 THANK YOU. 636 00:36:57,563 --> 00:37:01,697 [SPUTTERING MOTOR] 637 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:08,791 -PUSH! PUSH! 638 00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:23,371 -BYE! 639 00:37:23,545 --> 00:37:25,939 -BYE! WE'LL BE BACK! HAVE FUN! 640 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,071 -TAKE CARE LITTLE BUDDY. 641 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,159 -THERE THEY GO. 642 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,292 -DON'T FORGET TO SEND HELP! 643 00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:33,251 -AND A CHANGE OF CLOTHES! 644 00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:41,955 -BYE! BYE EDDIE! 645 00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:02,584 -WELL, PERHAPS YOU CAN WHIP UP 646 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:05,108 ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR MANGO FRAPPES. 647 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,154 -WELL AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT DRIVING. 648 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,505 -EDDIE. -YEAH SKIPPER? 649 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:12,464 -WEREN'T YOU STANDING HERE? 650 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,772 ISN'T THIS YOUR STRAW, IT'S THE LONGEST. 651 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:18,905 -YES IT WAS. 652 00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,733 -BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER. 653 00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:22,865 -MAYBE I DID. 654 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:25,607 MAYBE I ALWAYS WILL. 655 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,958 THOUGH IT MAY NOT ADD UP TO A HILL OF BEANS, 656 00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:30,786 IT'S BETTER OFF THIS WAY SKIPPER. 657 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,354 -OH, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD LITTLE BUDDY. 658 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:34,660 WE'LL BE RESCUED SOME DAY. 659 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:37,140 WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB UP A PALM TREE 660 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,229 AND GET US SOME COCONUTS FOR BREAKFAST. 661 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,796 -AYE AYE SKIPPER. 662 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:44,670 -PROFESSOR, I HAVE AN IDEA. 663 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:50,415 [CLUNKING] 664 00:38:59,989 --> 00:39:01,426 -HOW YOU FEELING LITTLE BUDDY? 665 00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:04,777 -YOU CALLED ME LITTLE BUDDY. 666 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,169 -WELL THERE'S WORSE THINGS HE COULD CALL YOU 667 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,823 FOR SLIPPING ON YOUR OWN TOWER RAMP. 668 00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:09,347 -YEAH. [GROANING] 669 00:39:09,521 --> 00:39:12,219 -YOU POOR THING, YOU HAD US ALL VERY WORRIED. 670 00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:16,136 -I HAD THE WILDEST DREAM. 671 00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:18,007 -YOU HAD A DREAM, WELL I'M STILL DREAMING. 672 00:39:18,181 --> 00:39:19,269 I WON THE LOTTERY. 673 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,270 -YOU DID? 674 00:39:20,445 --> 00:39:22,142 -YUP, $58 WORTH. 675 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:25,101 'COURSE I BOUGHT $60 WORTH OF TICKETS, BUT IT'S A START. 676 00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:26,712 GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER. 677 00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:27,930 -THANKS. 678 00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:30,890 -COME ON. LET'S GET YOU HOME. 679 00:39:31,064 --> 00:39:32,370 YOU'VE GOT A NASTY BUMP ON YOUR HEAD. 680 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,810 -AND YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME? 681 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:39,464 -WHY SHOULD I BE MAD AT YOU? 682 00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,466 JUST BECAUSE YOU WATCH TOO MUCH GILLIGAN'S ISLAND? 683 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,815 COME ON. 684 00:39:43,337 --> 00:39:44,033 -NO, IT'S... 685 00:39:51,606 --> 00:39:52,781 SHAUNI, WAIT... 686 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:05,751 OH, WHAT A DAY. 687 00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:15,935 -NIGHT GUYS. 688 00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:19,721 -HEY, HEY. -HEY, HEY, SEE YOU TOMORROW BRIGHT AND EARLY. 689 00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:21,157 -COME WITH US MITCH, WE'RE GONNA GO 690 00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:23,116 TO YOUR FAVORITE CHINESE RESTAURANT. 691 00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:24,639 -COME ON MITCH, WE'LL NEVER DECIDE 692 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:26,162 WHAT TO ORDER WITHOUT YOU. 693 00:40:26,336 --> 00:40:27,773 -WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT YOU GOTTA STICK AROUND HERE? 694 00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:28,774 -THANKS FOR THE INVITE, BUT I GOT 695 00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:29,992 A HECK OF A LOT OF PAPERWORK TO DO. 696 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:31,777 BESIDES, IT'S PEACEFUL AND QUIET 697 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:33,343 AROUND HERE WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE. 698 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:34,606 -WE TRIED. 699 00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:36,172 -THANKS. 700 00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:37,696 -SEE YA. -SEE YA. 701 00:40:42,048 --> 00:40:47,053 [WHISTLING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND THEME] 702 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:59,239 [GILLIGAN'S ISLAND THEME] 703 00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:15,951 [END THEME MUSIC] 50016

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