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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
my family had
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a complicated relationship
with the U.S. Postal Service.
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Uh, ma'am?
Can I help you?
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Sometimes,
the mail brought us bad news.
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[GRUNTS]
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But every so often,
it was life-changing.
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- This is from NYU.
- [GASPS]
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Good school.
You ought to apply there.
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I didapply there,
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'cause I've wanted to
go there since childhood.
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But then I got wait-listed,
which devastated me,
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even more so because
my girlfriend's going there.
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You got a girlfriend?
Good for you!
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
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It says I got in!
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[GASPS]
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- [CHOIR VOCALIZES]
- Hoo-hoo!
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The last moocher's
off the books!
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Oh, we did it!
We did it!
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How did you...
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I've been wearing this
under my clothes
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since you got
wait-listed.
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Last month's Indian summer was
particularly hellish.
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But it doesn't matter,
because you got in!
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The world
needs to know.
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Then you go tell them,
N-Y-Schmoo!
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- [LAUGHS]
- And so, I did.
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- Hoo-hoo!
- Ahhhh!
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And it felt
something like this.
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Friends! Faculty!
Kids I've made no effort with!
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I got into NYU!
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[CROWD CHEERING] ♪♪ Celebrate good times
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♪♪ Come on
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♪♪ Celebrate ♪♪
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Yo, Ball!
NYU, baby! I'm in!
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Congratulations,
Goldberg.
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Normally, big musical numbers
require a permit,
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but, hey...
let's do this.
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♪♪ There's a party goin' on
right here
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♪♪ A celebration to last
throughout the years
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♪♪ So bring your good times
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♪♪ And your laughter, too ♪♪
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It was the most
amazing moment ever.
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It's as if those
anonymous dance guys
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- were lifting me to the heavens!
- Ha-ha!
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And that's when I saw
my angel.
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Hey, Brea!
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So cool you're
celebrating my news!
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What? No,
I'm celebrating mynews!
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I got into Brown!
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[MUSIC WINDS DOWN]
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Brown University?
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- But you were gonna go to NYU!
- It's crazy.
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I mean, an Ivy League school
was a long shot,
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but I got in!
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And it's the most amazing
feeling ever, like I'm...
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The star of your own
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giant, upbeat,
fantasy-sequence dance number?
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Exactly!
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[MUSIC RESUMES]
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Let's talk more
about it at lunch.
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♪♪ Yahoo! ♪♪
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Wait!
This feels like a metaphor!
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♪♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say
*THE GOLDBERGS (2013)*
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*THE GOLDBERGS (2013)*
Season 09 Episode 09
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Episode Title: "Tennis People"
Aired on: December 01, 2021.
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♪♪ I don't know the future
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♪♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was December 1st,
1980-something,
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and my sister was soaking in
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the best part of
getting married.
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- Where is it?
- The presents.
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Right here, Schmoo.
[CHUCKLES]
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[GASPS]
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A second blender?
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[SQUEALS]
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Now, after
I use the first one,
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I can just throw it out and
not even bother cleaning it.
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For years,
I've dreamed of the day
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you'd accumulate appliances
you don't need,
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and it's happening!
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Speaking of gifts, I would
like to give you mine right now.
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It would be my honor
if you would allow me
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to throw
your bridal shower.
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That means I get a whole
other mountain of crap?
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Mama, I love getting
married so much.
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
Oh...
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[SQUEALS]
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Thank you, Ginzy.
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You are the best.
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And I'm gonna throw it
in my backyard.
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And now you are
the worst.
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What's wrong with
my backyard?
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The long list starts with
that family of moles.
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We got rid of
the moles.
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Charles set traps
and everything.
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Great, now it's
a mole graveyard.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Plus, your yard reeks.
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It's where I've been dumping
my bacon grease.
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That's why
the moles showed up!
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Ginzy, I love that
you want to do this,
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but you're gonna have to
dig deeper, okay?
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Work that
little acorn.
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What about the covered tables
at Birmingham Park?
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It's my daughter's bridal
shower, not an AA meeting.
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Okay, well, there,
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there's always
the back room at Il Dolce.
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We're not celebrating
a mobster's release from prison.
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Um, what about
m-my tennis club?
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Well,
that could work.
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Yay! I c... I can...
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I can stop sweating now.
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While my mom was trying to
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secure a venue
for Erica's shower,
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I was feeling insecure
about my future with Brea.
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Hey.
So, Brown, huh?
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I know.
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I was surprised,
too,
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but we both got into
our dream schools.
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That's exciting.
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Yeah, so exciting.
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Dream schools!
Dream couple!
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Dreamgirlsis playing
on Broadway.
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Are you
okay with this?
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You're doing a lot of
nervous talking.
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Me? [SCOFFS]
I'm more than okay.
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I'm the okay-est.
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I'm OK Corral.
[IMITATES GUNSHOTS]
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I'm Oklahoma's
postal code.
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I'm the first two letters
of "okra."
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O-kay.
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Exactly.
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Relax, okay?
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Nothing can
come between us.
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I truly believe that.
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[SIGHS] Me, too.
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Love will find a way.
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Love will not
find a way.
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The second
she gets to Brown,
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your love will get
punched in the face
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till its nose
bleeds profusely.
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My love has a nose?
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It has all
the body parts.
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And you should be taking
your brother seriously.
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That has not been
my experience.
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If there's two things
Barry knows,
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it's how to get the cream
out of a Chocodile
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without ruining
its structural integrity
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and affairs of
the heart.
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Fine.
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Everyone thinks they can
make it work long-distance,
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but statistically,
0.0% of couples actually do.
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Moving past the shaky math,
I'm not worried.
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We're gonna cement
our already strong bond
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by talking on the phone
all the time.
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Allow us to show you
how that'll go.
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I'll be you.
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Joanne'll be Brea.
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[SLAPS LEG]
Good eventide.
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I am Brea,
last name unknown.
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I heard somewhere that
I play volleyball.
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Strong out of the gate.
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I'm Adam.
I make movies
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and I once cried
at a Clorox commercial.
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Can we please
skip the backstories?
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Bee bee boo boo
bee bee bee.
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Bee bee bee.
Bee bee bee.
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Bee bee bee bee
bee bee bee.
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Seems like you hit
enough numbers.
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It's long distance.
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Boo boo bee bee
bee bee boo...
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[GASPS]
Shh, it's ringing.
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Hello, this is Brea
at Brown University.
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I mention my fancy school
a lot in casual conversation.
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[VOICE BREAKING]
Hi, Brea?
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It's Adam Goldberg!
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Adam Who-berg?
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Your boyfriend!
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Remember, we were confident
we'd always be together?
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Ha!
Such young fools.
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Hold on a sec.
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Excuse me,
entire lacrosse team?
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Give me five minutes to
pretend to still be interested
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in my high school
boyfriend,
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and then you can
take me to dinner.
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She's dating
the entire lacrosse team?
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Oh, my appetite for life
has expanded
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since I left you
in the dirt.
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Why don't we just talk till
all hours of the morning
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- like we used to?
- I can't.
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I'm too busy thriving
without you.
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Pretty soon, I won't even
remember your face.
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[GASPS]
Whoa, it just happened.
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I literally couldn't pick you
out of a crowd.
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Okay, I'll call you
tomorrow?
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Please don't...
or ever.
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[SCOFFS] Oh.
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P.S., I've always had
a crush on your brother.
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Click! Scene!
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Yes!
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[GRUNTS]
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Okay, you tapped into my
deep reservoir of insecurity.
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What can I do about it?
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Nothing.
It's inevitable.
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Life will imitate
great art.
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As Brea and I were
on shaky ground,
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my mom's visit to
Ginzy's tennis club
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had her walking on air.
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Oh, my God!
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Look at the class coming
out of this place's ass.
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[GASPS] Wh...
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Is that sparkling water
with pickle slices?
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Cucumber, actually.
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Shut up, Ginzy.
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I just can't believe
you have this secret oasis
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of refinement and tennis.
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And so much space.
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We can double the gift list...
guest list.
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Ooh, free pastries.
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Well, folks usually
just take one.
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Okay, yeah, you enjoy.
Enjoy that.
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I'm so glad you two like it.
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It's gonna be
a very special day.
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Oh, you mean
a special life.
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I'm joining
this ♪♪♪♪.
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Uh, what?
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I mean, can't you
just picture me
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lounging around
in my tennis whites,
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sharing a genteel laugh
with other members about
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the poor commoners on the
other side of the club wall?
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[CHUCKLES] "More pickle water?"
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"Yes, please."
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You actually
can't just join.
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You have to be admitted.
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There is an application
process, interviews...
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Mom, if you become a member,
can I have two showers?
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One that you host
and one that Ginzy hosts?
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Of course you can.
We're tennis people now.
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We do
whatever we want.
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Okay, I'm gonna call Gimbels
and tell them to add
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electronics,
auto parts,
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and anything made of fur
to the registry.
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Well, there is a... there's
a small, little obstacle,
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because the person who runs
the admission committee is...
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Jane Bales.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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Beverly Goldberg.
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Did one of our members
hit you with their Saab
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and then drag you in here
to recover from
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what I assume are
multiple facial contusions?
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00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:54,540
Oh, you're about to see
how good my backhand is.
254
00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,767
[WHISPERS] Bevy, no, no!
She's the one in charge.
255
00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,533
This changed everything.
256
00:07:58,618 --> 00:08:02,254
My mom's greatest adversary
now held the keys to the castle.
257
00:08:02,338 --> 00:08:03,393
Jane.
258
00:08:03,478 --> 00:08:04,650
[CHUCKLES]
259
00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:07,025
You look...
260
00:08:08,228 --> 00:08:10,059
Good in the 'hood.
261
00:08:10,144 --> 00:08:11,486
What are these words?
262
00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:13,888
W-Why aren't you attacking me
based on your jealousy
263
00:08:13,973 --> 00:08:15,760
of my perfect life
and slammin' body?
264
00:08:15,845 --> 00:08:18,198
Well, I brought Beverly here
because I am hosting,
265
00:08:18,283 --> 00:08:20,158
um, Erica's bridal shower,
266
00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,274
and she just fell in love
with the place, so...
267
00:08:22,358 --> 00:08:23,319
I-I'm thinking
about joining.
268
00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,451
Oh, now I get it.
269
00:08:25,535 --> 00:08:27,889
That crazed look
in your eye is hope,
270
00:08:27,973 --> 00:08:30,195
and it all
depends on me.
271
00:08:30,279 --> 00:08:33,982
I know we've shared some
rib-tickling over the years...
272
00:08:34,066 --> 00:08:35,374
You forged a
"Do Not Resuscitate" order
273
00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:36,767
and slipped it
in my purse.
274
00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:37,847
We have our fun,
275
00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:40,777
but you know what's behind
all that playful back-and-forth?
276
00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:42,475
Hm? Friendship.
277
00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,222
Mm.
Then, as a friend,
278
00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,206
would you do
a push-up for me?
279
00:08:47,382 --> 00:08:48,737
[GASPS]A push-up?
280
00:08:48,822 --> 00:08:50,694
I mean, it's an exercise,
so maybe you don't know it?
281
00:08:50,778 --> 00:08:51,894
Sure, I know.
282
00:08:51,979 --> 00:08:53,174
Is there a mat
or someplace?
283
00:08:53,259 --> 00:08:55,663
The... The ground.
Right here.
284
00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:57,027
[LAUGHS]
285
00:08:57,836 --> 00:08:58,860
Boom!
286
00:08:58,945 --> 00:08:59,616
[LAUGHS]
287
00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:00,965
All right,
now you do one.
288
00:09:01,049 --> 00:09:03,228
You know,
for friendship purposes.
289
00:09:03,312 --> 00:09:05,187
Oh, God, no.
I have dignity.
290
00:09:05,272 --> 00:09:07,800
Tomorrow, you and I
will play tennis,
291
00:09:07,885 --> 00:09:10,412
and we'll see how fun
you are to have around.
292
00:09:10,569 --> 00:09:12,008
While my mom was hoping to
293
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,881
score tennis points
with Jane Bales,
294
00:09:13,966 --> 00:09:16,368
I was worried about
losing my partner.
295
00:09:16,453 --> 00:09:18,504
Brea,
you and I are doomed!
296
00:09:18,588 --> 00:09:20,854
Guess we won't be breezily
walking to class.
297
00:09:20,938 --> 00:09:22,992
Barry and Joanne said so.
There was role-playing.
298
00:09:23,077 --> 00:09:24,937
Their individual performances
were insulting,
299
00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:27,007
but still, it confirmed
my greatest fears.
300
00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:28,626
Don't let them get
in your head, okay?
301
00:09:28,711 --> 00:09:30,149
We're Adam and Brea.
302
00:09:30,234 --> 00:09:32,518
Right. William Penn's
power couple.
303
00:09:32,602 --> 00:09:34,953
We're basically the Madonna
and Sean Penn of this school.
304
00:09:35,067 --> 00:09:36,391
Billy Joel and
Christie Brinkley.
305
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,350
Mike Tyson
and Robin Givens.
306
00:09:38,492 --> 00:09:41,048
Wow, so many incredible
couples built to last.
307
00:09:41,133 --> 00:09:42,180
[CHUCKLES]
Just like us.
308
00:09:42,264 --> 00:09:43,961
Thanks.
I feel so much better.
309
00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:46,103
But then, something odd
started happening.
310
00:09:46,225 --> 00:09:47,407
Yo, Brea,
311
00:09:47,492 --> 00:09:48,882
wanna hit up
the Winter Formal?
312
00:09:48,966 --> 00:09:50,449
I'm going with Adam...
my boyfriend.
313
00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:51,742
[SCOFFS]
314
00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:54,477
Hence our couple's moniker...
Brea-dam.
315
00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:57,023
It's unpleasant to say and
hear, but we're rock solid.
316
00:09:57,107 --> 00:09:58,728
- [CHUCKLES]
- And then, it kept happening.
317
00:09:58,812 --> 00:09:59,867
Brea...
318
00:09:59,952 --> 00:10:01,752
You wanna go to
the water tower Friday night?
319
00:10:01,837 --> 00:10:03,502
I got my cousin's
dirt bike for the weekend.
320
00:10:03,586 --> 00:10:04,811
Can they not see me?
321
00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:07,383
Guys, I'm going out with Adam
Friday night. [CHUCKLES]
322
00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:08,690
And every night.
323
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,947
Well, if things change,
let me know.
324
00:10:11,032 --> 00:10:12,703
Nothing's gonna change.
325
00:10:12,990 --> 00:10:14,392
'Cause we're Brea-dam.
326
00:10:14,477 --> 00:10:15,789
Or Ad-rea.
327
00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:18,195
Our names might not fit
together, but we do!
328
00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,329
Don't worry about them,
okay? They're just being stupid.
329
00:10:20,413 --> 00:10:21,703
I'll see you later.
330
00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,414
Trouble in paradise,
Mr. Goldberg?
331
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,673
Alpha males keep asking out
my hot girlfriend.
332
00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:28,242
Mm.Tends to rattle a man.
333
00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:30,367
That's because they smell
blood in the water.
334
00:10:30,617 --> 00:10:31,728
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
What do you mean?
335
00:10:31,812 --> 00:10:34,133
Sharks have an incredibly
keen sense of smell.
336
00:10:34,226 --> 00:10:37,581
Even a drop of sea lion blood
as far away as a mile...
337
00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:39,146
I've seen
all the Jawses![MUSIC STOPS]
338
00:10:39,235 --> 00:10:42,065
I meant, how does it apply to
my situation here on land?
339
00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:43,441
Let's face it...
340
00:10:43,526 --> 00:10:46,271
No one understood how you
nabbed Brea Bee in the first place.
341
00:10:46,388 --> 00:10:48,887
And now everyone knows you're
going to different colleges...
342
00:10:48,972 --> 00:10:49,777
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
343
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,442
...there's
a feeding frenzy.
344
00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:52,598
Oh, no.[MUSIC STOPS]
345
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,557
And also, you're
way more tangled up
346
00:10:54,641 --> 00:10:56,776
in students' romantic lives
than most principals.
347
00:10:56,860 --> 00:10:59,281
It's the only part of this job
that gets me out of bed.
348
00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:00,852
[MUSIC RESUMES]
349
00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:07,561
My mom was determined to become
a member of Ginzy's tennis club...
350
00:11:07,646 --> 00:11:10,092
Even if it meant
being nice to Jane Bales.
351
00:11:10,177 --> 00:11:12,874
Bevy, Jane is just
toying with you.
352
00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:14,342
She's never gonna
let you in.
353
00:11:14,427 --> 00:11:17,377
Well, I am not above tickling
the turkey's wattle
354
00:11:17,462 --> 00:11:18,755
if it gets me into
this club,
355
00:11:18,839 --> 00:11:20,539
which I have
always wanted.
356
00:11:20,623 --> 00:11:22,564
You never saw the inside
till yesterday.
357
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:26,151
There's the socially ambitious
gal whose fate I control.
358
00:11:26,236 --> 00:11:27,220
Ugh, what?
359
00:11:27,305 --> 00:11:30,007
Was the phrase "Tennis Whites"
too complicated for you?
360
00:11:30,092 --> 00:11:33,174
Although, the real takeaway
is how poorly it all fits.
361
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,467
Ooh, great slam, Jane.
362
00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:36,806
You really
took me down a peg.
363
00:11:36,891 --> 00:11:37,983
Let's just
get this over with.
364
00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,737
I'm playing with someone
I like at 3:00.
365
00:11:39,822 --> 00:11:40,906
Kapow!
366
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,561
The hits just keep coming.
367
00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:44,387
Figuratively and literally.
368
00:11:44,472 --> 00:11:45,520
- [GRUNTS]
- Ohh!
369
00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:46,228
To the leg...
370
00:11:46,313 --> 00:11:47,360
Ahh! Ooh!
371
00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,267
...to the stomach.
372
00:11:48,352 --> 00:11:49,635
That's bringing up
the pickle water.
373
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:50,647
- [GRUNTS]
- To her...
374
00:11:50,732 --> 00:11:51,833
- Ohh!
- ...Lady middle.
375
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:52,637
[LAUGHS]
376
00:11:52,722 --> 00:11:54,505
- Right in the old breadbasket.
- Aah!
377
00:11:54,751 --> 00:11:55,921
Whether she was ready...
378
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:56,771
Ohhh!
379
00:11:56,856 --> 00:11:58,557
...or even on the court.
380
00:11:58,711 --> 00:12:00,372
- Gahh!
- ♪♪♪♪ me!
381
00:12:00,457 --> 00:12:00,906
[SIGHS]
382
00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:02,200
And that's the set.
383
00:12:02,285 --> 00:12:02,778
[SIGHS]
384
00:12:02,863 --> 00:12:05,521
Well, thank you for always
making me feel like a winner.
385
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,863
And if that's not clear,
I'm suggesting you're a loser.
386
00:12:07,948 --> 00:12:08,894
It was.
387
00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,402
Oh, iced tea.
Thank you.
388
00:12:10,487 --> 00:12:12,277
Don't touch.
They're both for me.
389
00:12:13,369 --> 00:12:15,230
While my mom had lost badly,
390
00:12:15,315 --> 00:12:16,800
I was trying to win Brea over
391
00:12:16,885 --> 00:12:20,191
to the idea of college
in New York City.
392
00:12:20,453 --> 00:12:22,277
Oh, this seems normal.
393
00:12:22,362 --> 00:12:24,206
I know we both got into
our dream schools
394
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:27,222
and long distance will
100% work for us,
395
00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:29,486
but also,
everyone hearts New York.
396
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:30,683
They make shirts
about it.
397
00:12:30,768 --> 00:12:32,397
Sure,
New York is fine.
398
00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:33,870
Fine?
[SCOFFS]
399
00:12:33,955 --> 00:12:35,714
The metropolis
that gave us hip-hop
400
00:12:35,809 --> 00:12:37,901
and the Waldorf salad
is fine?
401
00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:40,308
Wow, you must be
lightheaded from hunger.
402
00:12:40,396 --> 00:12:43,185
Here, it's from
theKatz's Deli,
403
00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:44,628
an NYC landmark.Mm.
404
00:12:47,021 --> 00:12:47,933
And?
405
00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,918
- [PLATE THUMPS LIGHTLY]
- It's a good sandwich, Adam.
406
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,964
And in New York, you can
eat one of those every day,
407
00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:55,081
knowing that if your heart
gives up the fight,
408
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,417
you can be rushed to
your choice
409
00:12:56,502 --> 00:12:58,638
of over 40
private hospitals.
410
00:12:58,723 --> 00:13:00,058
[SCOFFS]
411
00:13:00,143 --> 00:13:02,144
Are you trying to
sell me on New York?
412
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:04,113
[SCOFFS]
I would never.
413
00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:05,776
But is it working?
414
00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,917
Adam, Providence has
plenty going for it, too.
415
00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:09,222
Of course!
416
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,763
But name one thing.
417
00:13:11,511 --> 00:13:13,113
Well, I only spent
a couple days there.
418
00:13:13,198 --> 00:13:15,066
Seems like
an inadequate amount of time
419
00:13:15,151 --> 00:13:16,634
to make
a lifetime decision.
420
00:13:16,719 --> 00:13:18,706
Hey, get another
hearty taste.
421
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,410
You shorted yourself
on the kraut last time.
422
00:13:20,494 --> 00:13:22,917
I can't believe that you're
trying to talk me out of Brown.
423
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,268
Can you imagine
if I was like,
424
00:13:24,353 --> 00:13:26,245
"Providence is so much
better than New York."
425
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:29,057
I cannot imagine it,
because no one has ever said that.
426
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:29,829
Whatever.
427
00:13:29,914 --> 00:13:31,033
Maybe New York
is the better city,
428
00:13:31,117 --> 00:13:32,686
but the point is,
I would never try to
429
00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:34,846
talk you out of going to
your dream school.
430
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,025
[SIGHS]
431
00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:37,501
Give me that.
432
00:13:37,586 --> 00:13:40,075
While Brea hit snooze on
the City That Never Sleeps,
433
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,044
my mom awaited news
on her tennis club dreams.
434
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,114
Any calls?
435
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,536
I'm expecting life-changing
news from the club.
436
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,286
The phone rang.
I heard voices, a beep.
437
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:50,732
Uh, maybe.
438
00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:51,778
[BEEPS]
439
00:13:51,879 --> 00:13:53,450
GINZY:
Hi, Beverly. It's Ginzy.
440
00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:54,739
We know,
who else sounds like
441
00:13:54,824 --> 00:13:56,830
they're carrying a grapefruit
between their butt cheeks?
442
00:13:56,914 --> 00:13:59,966
Uh, just wanted to let you
know that I heard from the club.
443
00:14:00,067 --> 00:14:01,177
Ooh, here it comes!
444
00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:02,858
I'm gonna be so leathery tan
when I'm old.
445
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:06,060
And unfortunately,
the board members voted no.
446
00:14:07,728 --> 00:14:08,890
I'm so sorry.
447
00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:12,374
BEVERLY:
You voted against me?
448
00:14:12,459 --> 00:14:14,247
[SIGHS] Lars,
give me a moment,
449
00:14:14,332 --> 00:14:15,286
and then
let's do that thing
450
00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,528
where I pretend I forget
how to hit a backhand
451
00:14:17,613 --> 00:14:18,965
and you hold me
from behind.
452
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,199
I voted yes
on you joining.
453
00:14:21,284 --> 00:14:22,114
What? Yeah.
454
00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:23,716
I would've loved to
intimidate you
455
00:14:23,801 --> 00:14:25,443
with my naked locker room
stretches.
456
00:14:25,528 --> 00:14:27,141
Somebody else
blackballed you.
457
00:14:27,226 --> 00:14:30,044
But everyone else loves
my special way.
458
00:14:30,144 --> 00:14:32,668
Mm, well, maybe you should ask
your puckered friend.
459
00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:33,669
[SCOFFS]
460
00:14:33,754 --> 00:14:36,409
I have a naturally
pinched face,
461
00:14:36,494 --> 00:14:38,052
and you said that
you wouldn't tell!
462
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:41,052
I lent you my Lars lesson
so you would keep the secret.
463
00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:42,482
My Lars lesson!
464
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,180
Whoopsie.
465
00:14:44,265 --> 00:14:45,357
How could you?
466
00:14:45,442 --> 00:14:46,849
How could I not?
467
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:50,505
This place is my only
safe haven from you.
468
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,411
News flash... you can be
very mean to me, Beverly.
469
00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:54,794
Oh, listen to you.
470
00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:57,107
You sound like a bleached-out
sack of mulch.
471
00:14:57,192 --> 00:14:59,083
See, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
472
00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:00,075
And for the record,
473
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,568
most of your insults
don't even make sense!
474
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:05,224
ADULT ADAM: As Ginzy finally
told my mom to get out of town,
475
00:15:05,324 --> 00:15:07,460
I was hoping
the school college fair
476
00:15:07,545 --> 00:15:09,888
could keep Brea and me
in the same city.
477
00:15:09,974 --> 00:15:11,646
Sir or madam,
I want to go to Brown.
478
00:15:11,731 --> 00:15:13,040
Here's my transcript.
479
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:15,146
This transcript
is extremely unimpressive.
480
00:15:15,238 --> 00:15:17,330
Indeed, it is.
481
00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:18,888
But my girlfriend
is going to Brown,
482
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,169
and I need to
be near her.
483
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:23,903
Let me in and prove to the
world that Brown believes in love.
484
00:15:23,995 --> 00:15:26,262
But we don't.
Now, please go.
485
00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:28,310
Psst. Hey, kid.
486
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,404
Aren't you the guy who takes
the photos at the mall?
487
00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:32,058
Uh, I wear many hats,
488
00:15:32,143 --> 00:15:34,099
including a job
called "hat wearer."
489
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,349
Monkeys won't sit still
for it, so here we are.
490
00:15:36,434 --> 00:15:38,570
Hey, did I hear you say you're
in the market for a school?
491
00:15:38,654 --> 00:15:41,356
The Providence University
of Technology and Sciences.
492
00:15:41,805 --> 00:15:43,622
- Dean John Calabasas?
- Yep!
493
00:15:43,707 --> 00:15:45,016
I'm also
the head of admissions,
494
00:15:45,101 --> 00:15:46,982
and I'll be checking IDs
at the library
495
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:49,099
when/if
we get a library.
496
00:15:49,184 --> 00:15:51,591
The great news is,
you just got accepted.
497
00:15:51,995 --> 00:15:53,083
[NOISEMAKER BLOWS]
498
00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:54,302
Welcome to PUTS.
499
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,388
"PUTS"?
500
00:15:55,473 --> 00:15:56,622
That's not
well thought out.
501
00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:59,630
Neither is our motto...
"Knowledge is knowing."
502
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:01,294
Mm. Do you have
a film program?
503
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:03,575
No, but we do have
VCR repair.
504
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:06,075
And if you want to start
a film program, have at it.
505
00:16:06,319 --> 00:16:08,068
I would be closer to
my girlfriend, Brea.
506
00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:09,302
So close.
507
00:16:09,387 --> 00:16:11,610
As a matter of fact,
most of our students
508
00:16:11,695 --> 00:16:13,278
are in a relationship
with a Browner.
509
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,271
"Browner."
510
00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:16,076
Is that what you call
people who to go Brown?
511
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:16,974
Absolutely!
512
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,208
It's not. See?
513
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:19,458
You're already
learning.
514
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:20,302
You know what?
515
00:16:20,387 --> 00:16:22,044
She's that
important to me.
516
00:16:22,129 --> 00:16:23,083
I think
I'm gonna do it.
517
00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:24,951
Hey, it's the guy
who sells yo-yos at the mall.
518
00:16:25,035 --> 00:16:26,474
Oh, those are
light-up yo-yos.
519
00:16:26,559 --> 00:16:28,614
There's a distinct
and beautiful difference.
520
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:30,630
I found a school
close to Brown.
521
00:16:30,715 --> 00:16:31,938
They don't have
a film department,
522
00:16:32,022 --> 00:16:34,278
but the VCR repair program
is pretty close.
523
00:16:34,363 --> 00:16:35,341
What are you
saying?
524
00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:37,005
I'm saying our problem
is solved,
525
00:16:37,098 --> 00:16:38,444
'cause we'll both be
in Rhode Island.
526
00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:40,533
Adam, you can't just
give up NYU!
527
00:16:40,618 --> 00:16:42,710
Well, someone's
got to give up something,
528
00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:44,107
and you sure aren't.
529
00:16:44,224 --> 00:16:45,536
Whoa, so this is
my fault?
530
00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:47,177
No, not fault.
531
00:16:47,311 --> 00:16:49,193
I just wish you cared
as much as I do.
532
00:16:49,278 --> 00:16:50,849
Adam,
of course I care.
533
00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,890
Sure, you just have
a funny way of showing it,
534
00:16:52,975 --> 00:16:55,724
because you're doing everything
you can not to be together.
535
00:16:55,977 --> 00:16:57,724
[SCOFFS] Well, you're
right about one thing.
536
00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,717
I definitely don't want to
be with you right now.
537
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,177
Ohh.
[LAUGHS]
538
00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:03,044
Hey,
you got into NYU?
539
00:17:03,129 --> 00:17:05,278
Wow! Do you want to
come teach at PUTS?
540
00:17:07,575 --> 00:17:10,935
My mom's hopes of joining the
tennis club had been thwarted...
541
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:13,482
And even worse, it was
because of her best friend.
542
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,354
You are not
gonna believe this.
543
00:17:15,439 --> 00:17:17,488
Then it's best to
keep it to yourself.
544
00:17:17,573 --> 00:17:19,389
Jane Bales didn't
blackball me...
545
00:17:19,474 --> 00:17:20,943
Ginzy did.
546
00:17:21,028 --> 00:17:22,803
She says she needs a place
where she can hide.
547
00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:25,066
Well, who does that rotten
cantaloupe think she is?
548
00:17:25,151 --> 00:17:26,242
[GASPS]
549
00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:28,419
You're gonna get this.
I feel it.
550
00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:31,903
Murray, have I become
an insult comic?
551
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:35,107
Hey, there's no one your
friends want in their corner
552
00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:36,552
more than you,
but you...
553
00:17:36,637 --> 00:17:38,381
You do give them
the business quite often.
554
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:40,340
But that's who
we Goldbergs are.
555
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:42,247
We're business-giving
people.
556
00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:45,161
Sure, but the blonde
neighbor lady may have a point.
557
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:51,075
You here to dump your
breakfast fats on my lawn?
558
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,075
No, no.
559
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,310
We pour them down
the storm drain now.
560
00:17:54,396 --> 00:17:57,841
Ginzy, I haven't
treated you kindly,
561
00:17:57,926 --> 00:18:00,149
so I am going to
apologize
562
00:18:00,234 --> 00:18:02,466
for everything
I've ever said to you.
563
00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:04,122
Okay, well,
that's not necessary.
564
00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:06,974
Like the time I called you
a leather-faced manatee.
565
00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:08,748
Bev, you don't have to
list each and every...
566
00:18:08,832 --> 00:18:10,614
No.
Ginzy, I love you.
567
00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:12,200
You deserve this.
568
00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:13,763
I should not have said
569
00:18:13,848 --> 00:18:15,935
that you were dumber
than a river weasel.
570
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,286
You are nothing like
a bag of loose poultry.
571
00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:18,929
Mm-hmm.
572
00:18:19,013 --> 00:18:20,489
And I didn't mean it
when I said
573
00:18:20,574 --> 00:18:23,458
you have the face of an
alcoholic bottle-nosed dolphin.
574
00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:25,548
- I meant that for Essie.
- Thanks.
575
00:18:25,633 --> 00:18:28,792
Nor do you have an ass like a
deflated balloon left in the sun.
576
00:18:28,877 --> 00:18:30,693
Okay, some of these
are just
577
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:32,380
kinda stinging me
all over again.
578
00:18:32,465 --> 00:18:34,318
You are not a human version
of cramps.
579
00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:35,325
I don't remember
that one.
580
00:18:35,427 --> 00:18:37,677
And you are not
the last doll on the shelf,
581
00:18:37,878 --> 00:18:39,943
the one that's been
dropped too many times
582
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:41,178
and maybe stepped on.
583
00:18:41,263 --> 00:18:42,989
[VOICE BREAKING]
And I mean that.
584
00:18:43,074 --> 00:18:46,515
Ginzy, I may not have a right
to ask for forgiveness,
585
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,247
but I'm going to anyway,
because I can't lose you.
586
00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:50,684
You're my best friend.
587
00:18:50,786 --> 00:18:54,169
Well, it does mean
a lot to me
588
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:56,544
that you came over here
to apologize in your way.
589
00:18:56,629 --> 00:18:59,712
And I know that
when it comes down to it,
590
00:18:59,797 --> 00:19:02,271
that you're always
there for me.
591
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,906
So, you forgive me?
592
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,302
Of course.
593
00:19:05,497 --> 00:19:06,849
That's what friends do.
594
00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:08,060
In that moment,
595
00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:10,638
my mom put her dreams
of the tennis club aside
596
00:19:10,723 --> 00:19:12,716
for something
much more important,
597
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:15,403
while my dreams of things
working out for me and Brea
598
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,614
was slipping away.
599
00:19:16,699 --> 00:19:17,997
Hey.
600
00:19:18,111 --> 00:19:19,997
Still playing with those
Cabbage Trash Friends?
601
00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:21,919
Garbage Pail Kids.
602
00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:23,333
They're the only thing
in my life
603
00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:24,794
that's still
in mint condition.
604
00:19:24,888 --> 00:19:26,327
Tell Barry your woes.
605
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,685
You were right.
606
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:30,653
Brea and I won't be able to
make it work next year.
607
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:34,068
Come fall, she'll be doing
body shots off lacrosse bros.
608
00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:35,467
Ah, don't be stupid.
609
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:36,871
They'll be doing shots
off of her.
610
00:19:36,981 --> 00:19:38,841
Oh! Not helping!
611
00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:40,630
I wish she'd just
let me follow her.
612
00:19:40,715 --> 00:19:42,936
[SCOFFS] And not go to NYU?
You can't do that.
613
00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:44,209
I know.
614
00:19:44,513 --> 00:19:47,192
But if I go,
I'll lose her.
615
00:19:47,277 --> 00:19:48,436
Maybe.
616
00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:49,960
Maybe not.
617
00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:51,225
You know,
long distance is hard,
618
00:19:51,309 --> 00:19:53,685
but... that doesn't mean
it can't work.
619
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:55,708
I wish I just knew
for sure.
620
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,872
There's only one thing
certain here,
621
00:19:58,337 --> 00:20:01,224
you can't get in the way
of each other's dreams.
622
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:03,066
Okay?
623
00:20:03,325 --> 00:20:04,763
Thanks, Barry.
624
00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:06,568
I know what
I need to do.
625
00:20:08,336 --> 00:20:09,678
Tony's Italian.
626
00:20:09,763 --> 00:20:10,720
What?
627
00:20:10,804 --> 00:20:12,912
It's an amazing pizza shop
in Providence,
628
00:20:12,997 --> 00:20:15,052
some say even better
than New York.
629
00:20:15,137 --> 00:20:16,568
Lemme guess...
you got a job there?
630
00:20:16,653 --> 00:20:19,255
No, I'll be going
to NYU.
631
00:20:19,399 --> 00:20:22,021
But when I visit,
we can grab a slice.
632
00:20:22,685 --> 00:20:24,005
So you're okay
with all this?
633
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,734
I'm not saying
it's gonna be easy,
634
00:20:25,819 --> 00:20:27,505
but we'll
figure it out together.
635
00:20:27,622 --> 00:20:29,169
[BREATHES SHARPLY]
636
00:20:29,254 --> 00:20:32,795
Sometimes, holding onto
someone means letting go a little.
637
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,661
[CELEBRATIONPLAYING]
638
00:20:34,746 --> 00:20:37,162
You know, we still could have
done this at the tennis club.
639
00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:38,864
No,
this is perfect.
640
00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:40,061
I couldn't have asked for
anything
641
00:20:40,145 --> 00:20:40,803
- better.
- [CHUCKLES]
642
00:20:40,895 --> 00:20:43,232
Other times, it means
letting go of the past...
643
00:20:43,317 --> 00:20:44,536
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
644
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,364
...as we look forward
to the future.
645
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:47,701
♪♪ Let's celebrate ♪♪
646
00:20:47,808 --> 00:20:50,219
When we take a moment
to appreciate
647
00:20:50,304 --> 00:20:52,090
and cherish
the people in our corner...
648
00:20:52,175 --> 00:20:55,411
- ♪♪ Celebrate good times, come on ♪♪
- ...every day becomes a celebration.
649
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:57,831
♪♪ It's a celebration ♪♪
650
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,098
Well, it looks like
Geoff is spending
651
00:21:01,182 --> 00:21:03,104
an extra couple days
in Miami with your grandma.
652
00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:05,066
Uh-oh. You poor thing.
653
00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:06,471
What are you
two dopes saying?
654
00:21:06,555 --> 00:21:07,630
Boop-boop-boop-boop
boop-boop-boop.
655
00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:09,183
Hello?
It's Miami Jefe.
656
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,894
"Jefe"?
You changed your name?
657
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,070
I changed
a lot of things.
658
00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:13,739
I live on
a cigarette boat now
659
00:21:13,823 --> 00:21:15,550
with Dan Marino
and a sassy alligator.
660
00:21:15,635 --> 00:21:17,232
[SCOFFS] Well, I'm just
in my parents' basement
661
00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:18,816
- with my stupid bangs.
- Hey.
662
00:21:18,901 --> 00:21:21,411
I'm leaving you to party with
Daisy Fuentes in Little Havana.
663
00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:22,917
[SOBS] Bye.
664
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,355
Click!
665
00:21:24,672 --> 00:21:26,899
Hey, you know what?
Let me get in on that, actually.
666
00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:28,222
- What?
- Oh, um...
667
00:21:28,306 --> 00:21:30,306
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