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[PUNK ROCK PLAYING]

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ Ah lah ♪

♪ Darling,
you got to let me know ♪

♪ Should I stay,
or should I go? ♪

♪ If you say that you are mine ♪

♪ I'll be here
till the end of time ♪

♪ So you got to let me know ♪

♪ Should I stay,
or should I go? ♪

♪ It's always
tease, tease, tease ♪

♪ You're happy
when I'm on my knees ♪

♪ One day, it's fine,
and next, it's black ♪

[SONG ECHOES, FADES]

I smelled the smoke,

and I didn't open the door,

and that was my mistake,

but I panicked.

I've never had to deal
with anything like this before.

It was crystal meth.

[ICE CLINKING]

Are you on the phone?

I gotta go.

[SIGHS]

Thank you.

Hmm.

Who was that?

Where?

On the phone.

Oh, uh, nobody.

Highly unprofessional.

Highly unprofessional.

I know.
Look, it was Tom Lipsky,

and we talk about these
kind of things, and he asked.

You don't talk to clients
about your personal life.

I... I know that,
but I was just...

I was going through
the events of today,

and I started to think

maybe there's another way
we can approach this...

Don't you dare.

Don't you dare try to back out.

Jeanette, fine!

Fine!

Jeanette, I said, "Fine," okay?

The Facebook invite
went out days ago.

I freaking Facebooked it.

Do you even get that?!

Yes, I understand,

but if his own mother's
not coming,

maybe we should
just postpone it.

You don't postpone it.

You put out the invite,
you gather who you can,

and you confront it,
like the Women's March!

What?

The Facebook-organized
revolts.

This isn't the same as that.

Ed...

we're talking
about saving your son's life.

Repeat after me.

Today at noon, we are
having the intervention.

Yeah, I know. It's weird.

My dad found a crack pipe

in my little brother's room
or something.

- Mm-hmm.
- So trite.

But that's life.

I don't know. It's weird.

It's like,
you think when you grow up

and get your own apartment
and boyfriend,

your family shit won't follow
you around, but it's just like...

I know, babe. That why
you have to take this anger

and this sexuality
and put it in your art.

I know, but we have
to go, though, okay, baby?

- Uh-huh. Oh, God.
- He's my blood.

So loyal. I love you, baby.

Ah, I'm the shelter
in the storm.

Oh, my God.

I watched my mother
give birth in her bedroom

when I was 16 years old.

Yeah.

[BLOWS]

Wow, your own mother?

Yeah. Midwives
coming and going, but not me.

I stayed right there,
and I held her hand

through every labor pain
and contraction.

God, you know, after witnessing

the miracle
of childbirth, well,

I never looked at my mother's
vagina the same way again. Heh.

Oh, um, I have to conclude
my examinations

a little early today.
My friend...

My best friend has had
a real string of bad luck,

and I... I'll be darned if I'm
not gonna be by his side

holding his hand, too,
so thanks for understanding.

Keeping your hips closed
just a tad longer, Rick,

'cause you're
flailing 'em again.

I guess, as a married man,

my hips are a little rusty,
you know?

Oh, yeah. I hear you.

Yeah. Not that I, uh,

miss being young and reckless
one damn bit, 'cause I don't.

I got way too much
to fill my cup these days.

My cup is full!

I do feel bad
for my brother, though.

I told you about that, right,
with his kid, what's going on?

Breaks your heart.

Not that I fear it.

I don't fear nothin'.

Except maybe my wife.

She scares the hell out of me.

Clarice is my wife.

We live in Nebraska.

Yes. We live in Nebraska.

We're here to see Ed.

Ed's wife Marley
is my first cousin

on my father's side,
which makes the boy...

- And the girl.
- and...

Yes, and the girl
my relatives.

Mmm.

This trip is for pleasure
and for work.

We run
an eBay business together.

We are incorporated.

Yes. We've done quite well.

Quite well.

♪ One, two, three ♪

♪ Who says I can't get stoned? ♪

♪ Turn off the lights
and the telephone ♪

♪ Me in my house alone ♪

♪ Who says I can't get stoned? ♪

♪ Who says I can't be free ♪

♪ From all of the things
that I used to be? ♪

♪ Rewrite my history ♪

♪ Who says I can't be free? ♪

♪ It's been a long night
in New York City ♪

♪ It's been a long night
in Baton Rouge ♪

♪ I don't remember
you looking any better ♪

♪ But then again,
I don't remember you ♪

What are you saying?

I'm gonna go mingle.
Wish me luck.

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

- We'll move to the mountains.
- [GLASS CLINKS]

- You say that.
- We'll go to the mountains.

- We'll have babies, yeah.
- Oh, God.

Are you the boy?

What?

Are you the troubled boy?

Oh, no.

Oh, this is... this is Tom.

Hi. Tom.

I'm Clarice.

Ding-dong.

[CHUCKLES]

Ed!

Which Ed are you talking to?

Uh, no, I was talking
to myself, Ed.

So was I, Ed.

[IMITATING TRAVIS BICKLE]
You talkin' to me?

Are you talkin' to me,

'cause there's nobody else
in this room right now.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Oh, gosh. Gosh.

How you doing, old friend?

- I'm hanging in.
- Yeah.

I'm hanging in, Ed.

- Hey.
- Rick!

I brought you flowers.

- Ah, thanks, bro.
- Yeah.

You can just put 'em
anywhere, wherever.

- Sure. All right.
- I don't care.

We're gonna fix this.
You understand?

I'm gonna find a way.

Do you trust me?

- Yeah.
- All I needed to hear.

I'm with you
all the way to the end.

- Thanks.
- Okay?

- It was nice of you to come.
- Of course.

So, uh, where's the wife?

Ice-skating tournament in
Vegas with the girls all week.

I text you about this.

Oh.
Well, thank you for coming,

even though they
couldn't make us a priority.

It's a big tourney, bro.

One of the judges
is Scott Hamilton.

I'm... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I took a dig there.

- Yeah.
- I'm... I'm not myself lately.

I understand.

I'm on edge
like you wouldn't believe.

No worries. What about you?
You hear from the wife?

Ah, I don't think
I have a wife anymore.

Don't say that.

She didn't have the decency

to even say she wasn't coming,
not a word.

Two years, not a word.

It's unbelievable.

I don't know.

I don't know, bro.

You look at me right here.

Are you looking?

Yeah.

[GASPS]

Oh, baby. Mmm.

Oh, thanks, man.

Oh.

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

- Hi.
- Hey.

- You must be Mitch.
- Yes.

- I'm Clarice.
- I know that from Facebook.

Thank you for inviting us
to your intervention.

You really went to town.

Yeah.

Well, enjoy yourselves,
and, you know,

this might be a tough night,
but we're gonna...

we're here together
to support Benjamin,

and, um, Ed and I
really appreciate it.

Excuse me.

Jeanette.

Rick, hi.

Wow.

You look great.

Thanks.

Have you cut your hair
or something

since I saw you last?

- Probably, a couple of times.
- Hmm.

I do it myself, even the back,

- so it gets kind of tricky.
- All right.

So there's refreshments
and hors d'oeurves,

and if you'll excuse me,
I have to talk to Ed.

Okay, yeah.

I gotta use the bathroom.

Okay.

Hey, you.

Hey, you.

What do we have here?

I printed up the brochure

from the Youth Wilderness
Rehabilitation Center in Utah.

It's supposed to be
the best in the country,

but still, I wanted you
to have a look at it

before I gave it a go.

Wow.

Uh, it says here

he'll be taken from his bed
in the middle of the night

with no idea where he's going
and whisked away,

like he's some sort
of kidnap victim.

Jeanette, this is all
feeling very extreme to me.

Stop! That's enough!

I want you to be quiet.

We are trying to help him,
so you need to have a spine.

Do you know what that is, Ed?

For God sakes, grow a spine.

How much time do we have?

Well, if I go
and make the call,

two uniformed men,
possibly in ski masks,

will be standing by
until midnight.

We need to do this
after the intervention.

That's what they say.

Ski masks?

Okay, fine.

Make the call.

I know how hard
this is for you.

Are you teasing me?

Uh, no.

That's too bad.

Yeah, but, Jeanette...

if he's okay, we... we can...

we can just leave him alone,
right?

I want him to be okay
just as much as you do,

but we have to be certain,

for when the hands
of that grandfather clock

strike midnight,
they're coming for him.

[TICKING ECHOING]

What am I doing?

Come on, everybody.
Gather around.

Come on in the living room.

Come on. Let's go.

Thank you so much for coming.

Uh, Benjamin just got home.

It is imperative
that Ed speaks to us now.

Hurry up.

Oh. Okay.

Um, I, uh...

Jeanette and I...

Uh, could I...

[CLEARS THROAT]

Thank you.

I've asked you all to come here,

because, uh, I have a situation
that I'm not familiar with,

and I've never
dealt with it before,

but according to Wikipedia,

there's gonna be
a lot of lying,

lot of cheating,
lot of back-stabbing,

and a heaping bucket load
of deception,

and it's all
typical addict behavior,

so what I'm asking for...

for all of you
is just to be on guard.

Use your eyes and ears,
and come to me if you need to,

every single one of you,
even you.

I'm sorry.
I... I don't know you.

Oh, I'm Ronny.

He's with me, Mr. Thompson.

Tom's my BFF.

All right.

Okay, then I'd like
to turn the reins over

to my best friend, um,
who's gonna take over

the intervention,
Dr. Ed Morris.

[LAUGHS]

Whoa, whoa.

Okay, hold on. I need a...

I need a 20-second
timeout here, Ed.

- I'm sorry?
- I'm... I'm just a...

I'm just a little taken back
by the request is all.

I wasn't expecting
anything like that.

Well, yeah, but it's obvious
that you're a doctor.

You're the perfect one
to lead the intervention.

I thought you'd understand.

- And be honored.
- And be honored.

I mean, I... I could really
use your expertise here, Ed.

I'm an OB-GYN.

Yes, but you're
still a doctor.

You went to medical school.

You know how to treat patients.

I mean, am I... am I wrong here?

No, he's right.

[SIGHS]

Yes! Yes.

You know what? I'll do it.

I'll... I'll run
the intervention, okay?

Thank you.
Let's hear it for Dr. Ed.

Thank you so much.

I always wondered
what "OB-GYN" stood for.

Obstetrics-gynecology,
female reproductive health.

That's what they say,
but I still wonder.

Okay, everybody,
moving right along.

I would, uh, like to ask

my lovely girlfriend
and executive assistant

to please go retrieve
Benjamin from his bedroom.

You didn't have to mention
the assistant part.

May I remind you
that when we have sex,

we say, "I love you,"
to each other?

Uh, that's a... that's a very
personal thing to be sharing.

And also how you
cried on my shoulder

for months
after Marley left you.

You seduced me. You did.

You lured me in,
because I was so vulnerable,

and then you cast
your wicked spell.

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Jeanette, I'm s... I'm sorry.

I... If I... If I could, uh...

If Tom ever
called me his assistant,

I'd cut off his balls.

I would never do that.
You're my angel.

I know, baby.

Everybody, I'm... I'm sorry.

I'm just gonna...

I'm gonna go
get Benjamin myself.

It's cool, bro. I got it.

- Thank you, Rick.
- Uh-huh.

- Thank you, Rick.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, and, Rick, good luck.

Jeanette, I...

No.

Could I get a water?

Roger, please,
this is not the time.

We're getting Benjamin.

His name is Ronny, Dad.

Ronny, go ahead,
and get the water.

But actually, you know what?

Not the...
Not the bottled water, okay?

The sink water.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hey.

This is a damn fun game.

These other guys
are complete noobs, huh?

Ooh, that guy
did not need his guts.

Yeah, you can't hear me.
That's cool.

What the hell
is taking him so long?

You know how uncles can be
when they get you alone.

Heh. Sorry.

- It was bad joke.
- No, baby, that was funny.

- I'm sorry. Right?
- That was funny.

No, dude, that shit was funny.
You're the shit, Tom.

Come on! Focus now, guys.

Focus up. You know, we gotta...

stay on track here.

Dr. Ed is right. If you guys
are gonna screw around,

we're just gonna call off
this whole intervention thing.

No, I'm sorry, Ed. We're good.

We will go get him.

Yes. We will go get him.

Thank you.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hi!

Come downstairs
with us now, okay?

- Hey.
- Come downstairs with us now,

- okay?
- Is everything all right?

- We have a surprise.
- A surprise.

Great.

- Surprise!
- Surprise!

Oh, Benjamin,
I'm sure you remember

your Aunt Clarice
and Uncle Mitch.

You met them, I believe, when
you were just a little baby.

So, uh, thank you
for stopping your video game

and coming out of your room.

Just wanted
to bring you downstairs,

'cause I was just having
some people over this afternoon

and just wanted you
to come on down and say hi.

[CLOCK TICKING]

Hi.

So, uh, you know what?

Uh, I... I know you were busy

and you want
to get back to your game,

but if you want,
you can, um, hang here.

I'd love for you to just stay
in here with us and just hang.

Could be totally chill,

be cool.

And we could all just, you know,

have a nice little talk
and... and hang.

Or... Or if you...
if you'd rather go back up

and... and finish your game
and... and be in your room and...

that'd be okay,
if that's what you want.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC ENDS]

I froze up.

I couldn't do it.

I don't know what came over me.
I panicked.

You can do this,
and you don't have to be alone.

We are all here for you.

You are not alone.

I'm not alone anymore, am I?

No.

- No.
- You're right, Jeanette.

I can do this.

Sorry, everybody.

Just a little glitch
in the Matrix.

Don't worry about it.
We are taking two.

- Take two.
- [LAUGHS]

All right.
I'm gonna go get Benjamin,

and I think
I'll bring him in here

and then sit him right
in that cushy chair right there,

and then we
can get this thing cooking.

Uh, actually, Ed, I don't know

if sitting him alone's
a good idea.

Oh, alone is good.
We want to isolate.

No, he should feel safe.

He should be
on the couch with us.

Uh, okay, perhaps...
perhaps he could sit alone.

Maybe he could,
but hear me out.

We could move this coffee table
from the center of the room

to remove
any spatial barriers.

I like that idea, Ed.

Thank you.

Tom, Robby,
you lift the table, please,

and we'll take it
down this hallway.

There's another room down there.
Just put it on in there,

and I'm gonna go up
and get Benjamin. Okay.

Lift with the legs, guys.

So, what, you've done,
like, a ton of these?

- Weren't you just here?
- When?

When I said I was an OB-GYN.

- Oh, right.
- Right.

You ever get excited
looking at one of those?

Nope. It's my work.

Uh-huh.

- You're a car salesman, right?
- Right.

So that's like me asking you

if you get turned on
looking at a car.

I do, so I can only imagine.

Well, in medicine,

we learn to separate
human desire from the equation.

Right.

So what do you do for fun?

You golf?

Mountain bike? Jet Ski?

Yeah, I golf.

I do golf sometimes. Uh, I...

I also sometimes like to put on
women's makeup and clothing.

That, I find to be
very decompressing.

Yeah, right.

Whew. It's stuffy in here.

You mean
like a can of sardines?

You know, family is
the backbone of our culture.

And social media
is the nervous system.

Just try and say, "paella,"
without a smile.

- Can't.
- You can't.

I'll see you ladle.

[BOTH LAUGH]

You're adorable.

What the hell are you doing?

Sorry.

He just touched my leg.

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Is that true, Ronny?

Uh, it was an accident.

You're so damn glib, Ronny.

Hmm.

These two, huh?

Huh?

Lovebirds.

Yeah, like rabbits.

Right?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I guess.

You seem a little tense.

No, no, it's not like that.

Oh, I know.

I'm just a little raw.

Sure. I understand.

You do?

Yeah.

[FOOTSTEPS]

So, Benjamin, look.

Everybody's here,
and, uh, look at that.

You even got your own
cushy chair all ready for you.

Somebody's put your name on it
on a name tag and everything.

I did it.

ED: Great!

Okay, everyone.

Benjamin is here
for the surprise.

You told him
it was a surprise?

I didn't know
what else to say,

so I just rolled with it.

- That is so glib, Dad.
- I'm sorry?

You're being even more glib
right now. Stop that.

I'm not. I'm not glib.

Nobody likes
a glib-assed liar, okay?

There's enough dishonesty
in this family already.

Well, you're right about that.

All right. Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?!

Carry on.

All right.
Um, everybody take a seat.

Benjamin, sit.

I'll go get a chair.

All right.

And, uh, let's all get settled.

Mm-hmm, okay.

Um...

Benjamin, uh, this is...

[SIGHS]

This is not a surprise

in... in the traditional
sense of the word.

It's not like the surprise
that I went through

when I walked past your room
the other day

and, uh, I smelled smoke.

Were you smoking something
in there, Benjamin?

Okay.

This is, um...

This is, uh, an event.

It's a...

It's an intervention,
Benjamin.

We care about you.

Because we love you.

TOM: That's right.

Yes.

Because we all love you,

and I don't know how bad
things are going right now,

but I'm... I'm guessing
they're pretty far along.

Uh, you know what?

I'm gonna turn this over
to Dr. Ed,

because now would be
a good time for all of us

to have some of your expertise,
since you're the professional.

Sorry.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[LAUGHS]

[SWALLOWS]

[SUCKING]

[CLOCK TICKING]

[SMACKING]

[SIGHS]

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS] So...

You have crumbs
on your face, man.

- What's that?
- Crumbs on your face.

Oh.

Thank you.

Hmm.

[CHUCKLES]
That's part of the jacket.

So, uh,
in a situation like this,

I think it's best
if we went around the room

and, uh, shared a little bit
of our own experience

to, you know,
encourage honest dialogue.

Uh, and since...

I got this, Dr. Spock.

All right, so my friends and I,
we would go through

two, three tanks of nitrous
in a single weekend,

frying brain cells
like they're eggs,

balloon after balloon
after balloon.

Pretty soon, you're seeing
starts, planetary alignments.

I've never tried that.
Is it fun?

- Amber!
- TOM: It's amazing.

You gotta lean back
in, like, a pool chair.

Yes, pool chair! What the hell
is it about a pool chair?

Comfortable.

Right! More comfortable.

I'm not proud
of any of this, okay?

I'm just trying to demonstrate

what it looks like
when a man owns his shit.

Ahem. Tom and I
used to huff paint thinner

and, uh, battery acid

out of a bucket
in my parents' garage.

We did stuff like that
all the time.

You never told me that, baby.

I once snorted
a prescription drug.

CLARICE: We both did.

We traded for it.

On Craigslist.

Yes, we use Craigslist now.

I don't like it.

I do.

Yes, she does,

and it hurts my feelings.

It shouldn't.

I know, but still it does.

I know what it's like

to be with someone
who doesn't get you.

Was that a dig?

When I first met Tom,
he wouldn't even look at me.

I thought he hated me.

Think that's probably
why I liked him so much.

That right there
is a tale as old as time.

Even when
we were first dating,

he would be such a dick,

and then he would not text back
when he said he would,

and I'd cry and cry,

and one time,
I even cut myself a little bit.

- Amber!
- Dad, don't worry.

It was... I was so young then.

You two have been together
for maybe a year.

Exactly. I was only, like, 22.

I didn't know myself
like I do at 23.

I didn't know
that you did that.

He's so perfect now,
though, Dad.

I mean, he didn't even know that
I wanted him to text me back.

It was just emojis,
very confusing ones,

but now I know it was
just a self-defense mechanism

to protect herself.

Still, self-inflicted cutting
is not okay.

I've done it.

I cut myself the wrong way.

Cry for help.

It was a cry for help.

I didn't do it.

I've thought about doing it,
but I never did.

Ahem.

Uh, these are
very, very serious issues,

very, very serious, and...

But this is a circle of trust,
and I'm glad we could all share,

so much so, that I'd like...

I've cried
more tears this year

than I have in my whole life.

Yeah, I know.
I can't take it anymore.

Your stress is stressing me.

It's affecting me
in unusual ways.

[PASSES GAS]

[SIGHS]

My job is not
an easy one to talk about.

[LAUGHS]

Uh, sometimes when people
ask me what I do for a living,

I just, uh, make something up,

tell 'em that I'm a garbageman
or a car salesman.

Hey, Dr. Lady Parts,
I'm a car salesman.

No, it's not easy
being a male OB-GYN.

People look at you funny.
You know,

sometimes they even think that
y-you're some kind of pervert.

[UNDER COUGH]
Pervert.

And... And they tell jokes,
too, of course,

and, yes, I have heard them all.

What about the one
where the gynecologist...

Enough!

I said I heard 'em all,

all of 'em,
every single one of 'em.

The... The echo one, uh,

the... the, uh, truck driver,

the dozen
long-stemmed red roses,

all of them.

[SIGHS]

Every... Every vagina
that walks into my office

is like a valuable piece of art,

and... and sometimes I think of
myself as like a museum curator

working hard to preserve
each priceless specimen.

Because that's
what they are to me.

As specimens?

Canals of life.

Uh, oh,
barometers of human existence.

The vagina don't lie.

Ho! [LAUGHS]

You just said a mouthful.

No. No, it does not.

Vaginas are like, uh,

the royal family
of human orifices.

They... They rule
our every decision,

and... and they work
in miraculous ways.

[SIGHS]

So, you see, my job, my job
is of the utmost importance.

You know,
it's... it's not a punch line.

Have you ever seen,
like, a really huge pussy?

[SIGHS]

Vagina.

I have.

I need a cigarette.

I need a break, too.

Okay. Guys, hey, why...

- why don't we take a fiver?
- Yeah.

And who needs a cigarette,
smoke a cigarette.

I just want to thank
you all for being here.

[PURSE CLATTERING]

Especially you, Benjamin.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[DEEP BREATH]

Wow, that was
intense in there...

wow, real eye-opener.

Are you okay?

Yeah. You?

I'm cool.

That's cool.

Listen, I got
a little something for you.

What?

[PASSES GAS]

I just thought
I'd take the edge off a little.

[PASSES GAS]

My stomach's been in knots.

- Sure.
- I know it's not very ladylike.

It was completely ladylike.

- Really?
- Uh-huh.

[PASSES GAS]

Was that you or me?

That was definitely me.

[BOTH PASS GAS]

Well, every fireworks show
deserves a finale.

Indeed.

Give me that.

Well, so that...
that went pretty well, I think.

Yes, I believe it did.

Yeah. [SNIFFING]

It smells over here.

- Does it?
- Boy, if that neighbor's dog

dookied on my lawn again,
I'm gonna lose it.

- Hmm.
- How do you two stand this?

I didn't know I put you

on such
an emotional roller coaster.

- I know you didn't know, baby.
- It doesn't matter.

I feel like I have
to prove my love to you.

I'm gonna put a cut in my wrist,
little one.

- You would do that for me?
- Of course I would, baby.

- Oh, baby.
- I fricking love you.

- I haven't had you in so long.
- Too long.

Three hours.

Wait. What?

Since the last time
you guys had each other,

it's been...
it's been about three hours.

It was right before
we left your apartment.

Amber, uh,
you had eight orgasms,

and, Tom, you said it was
like starting a new universe.

- You heard all that?
- No.

You must have been spying.

Mm-mm. No, I wasn't.

I'm sorry.

It's okay, Ronny.
You're my boy.

- [CHUCKLES]
- Come on, baby.

- Let's go up to my old room.
- Okay.

We can play
the high school game.

- I'm the sophomore.
- Okay.

Okay.

I miss you two when you leave.

[LAUGHS]

We used to give 'em hell,
Tom and I.

Ah.

- We had quite the reputation.
- [CHUCKLES]

We had a nickname.

It was, uh, Tron.

Hah! T-Ron.

'Cause, uh, his name's Tom,

and my name's, uh, Ron.

Yeah, I got it right away.

- Yeah.
- Good one.

Oh, boy.

[INHALING]

[SIGHS] Ohh.

It's been a while since I've
had to do something this brave.

Since Boy Scouts, really.

Or maybe it's like
the time when I was 16

and my mother
gave birth in our home.

But I hide my nerves,
then and now,

'cause, you know, these guys,

they sort of look at me
as the alpha male of the group,

the wise elder sage,
or what have you.

[SIGHS]
But I... I bear the burden.

I shoulder the load.

[INHALES]

Hey.

Look...

I know things are messed up,

but we're gonna
get through this.

I'm sorry, Benjamin.

You're in a lot of pain, Dad.

[PANTS SCRAPING]

Hey, Ed.

Hi, Ed.

Did you see him in there?

It makes my skin crawl

even trying
to make eye contact with him.

My own son is being
thrown to the wolves,

and I can't do a thing
to protect him.

I... I think you need
to shift your frame, Ed.

W-What do you mean, Ed?

I'm not quite sure here,
but I... I imagine

that this is all a bit myopic
for you at the moment,

so perhaps if you pretend
you're somebody else.

Somebody else?
But... But I'm just me, Ed,

just stupid old me.

Sorry, could you...
could give me a minute, Ed?

Yeah. Yeah. I'll...

Aren't you glad
we quit our jobs?

I sure am.

Not only
has it enabled us to travel,

but it lets us
reconnect with family.

Yeah.

[GASPS] Look how pretty.

Oh, pretty.

Ta-da!

It is I, Ed, the great Houdini.

Ed, what are you doing?

Everybody pick a card,
any card.

Ed?

Pick a card, any card.

- Pick a card.
- Sit down.

Pick a card, Timmy.

Come on. Sit down!

But you told me
to be someone else.

Well, not like that.
That's not what I meant.

Will you sit down?

Now that we've all shared,

I think it's time
to, uh, move on

to the pressing issue at hand.

I wonder what
those two were up to.

Afternoon delight.

DR. ED: Welcome back, you two.

Amber was just showing me
her old room.

That is a nice jacket,
Mr. Thompson.

Did you get that
at a vintage store?

What is he doing?

He's like
some sort of a lap dog.

It's okay, Ronny.

[LAUGHS]

I don't do drugs.

I'm sorry.
What was that, Benjamin?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

What was that?

Sounded like your doorbell.

Oh, my.
Oh, it's not midnight.

Oh, my God. It might be Marley.

- You invited Mom?
- Well, I Facebooked her,

but she didn't respond,
so I didn't think she'd show.

Tell her
she's not welcome here.

- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- Oh, my God.

I can't move my legs.
I... I... Somebody...

Somebody has to go to the door
and get her.

I can't let her leave again.

Mr. Thompson, are you okay?

CLARICE: We'll look for you!

My arms,
I have no feeling in my arms.

Ed, calm down.

My chest hurts.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Dad, you look like you're
having a panic attack.

I have those all the time.

I am.
I-I'm having a panic attack.

Breathe, Ed. Breathe.

Let's take off this jacket.

- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- Okay.

Oh, okay.

Ooh, it's yummy pizza!

Oh, I forgot!
I wanted to surprise everyone.

I ordered a couple of pies.
I'm so sorry. I'll get it.

Pizza.

Everybody likes pizza.

How you like this job, huh?

Look at this. Bring pizza.
People give you money.

Take the rest of the minute off,
will you?

[SNIFFS] Mmm.

Pizza! Who wants pizza?!

Hey, look at the two pies, yeah.

- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- Yeah!

- That smells ♪ heavenly ♪
- That's right.

That's right.

Get in here.
Come on. It's hot.

Really good.

This is
some awesome-ass pizza.

Come on, people.

- AMBER: Thank you, Uncle Rick.
- Please.

- Dude, this is so good.
- This pizza's amazing.

This was a great idea, Rick.

- Not bad.
- Yes, thank you, Rick.

None of this is great.

What's the matter, bro?

Nothing is great.

She didn't show.

She never showed.

- Bro, what's up?
- None of this is great.

- Okay. Have a slice of pizza.
- I don't want any pizza.

Come on, Mr. Thompson.
This is some really good pizza.

I don't want a goddamn
slice of pizza, okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Reginald.

It's Ronny.

I'm sorry, everybody.

I'm... I'm falling apart.

I just had a panic attack.

Yeah, but, uh,
it wasn't even Mom at the door.

I mean, you had a panic attack
'cause of the pizza guy.

[STIFLED LAUGHTER]

Come on.
You have to admit that's funny.

It's not funny, Ed.

Is it funny that I
want my wife to come home

and take some accountability
for this family?

Is it funny that I'm...
I'm scared to death,

that the idea of her
coming through the door

fills me with sheer terror?

Mr. Thompson, it was

[ITALIAN ACCENT]
just-a the pizza guy, man.

[RONNY LAUGHS]

It's not funny!
None of this is.

Is she funny?

What's that supposed to mean?

Is a panic attack funny?

Is he funny?

Wish I could be like her,

just free,
doing whatever she wants,

and me, I'm stuck here
in a relationship and a job...

- That's nice.
- and a mortgage,

and she just did
whatever she wanted,

just a free spirit.

I wish I could be like her.

I wish I could just quit.

Okay, new plan.

Come work with me
at the dealership.

I don't want to work with you.

I want to do
something freestyle.

I wanna be a fisherman
or... or a shepherd,

anything with animals.
I don't care.

Crap! Shit! Piss!

Hey, mister.

What do you say you take it easy
with that language?

Hey, screw you, Mitch.

It's your first cousin

that started this whole mess
in the first place.

Take it easy, buddy.

I don't need your "buddy,"

and I'm sick
of you and your wife

just gallivanting around here
like you have all these years.

I don't care how many mice
you traded for houses

or how great
your credit rating is.

I just don't give a shit.

You're not helping
this situation at all.

Mince your words, cowboy.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Why are you
looking at me like that?

Like what?

I've seen that look before,

back in the eighties,
in a sports bar.

You want to fight me, don't you?

I'll fight you.

Oh, you will?

Oh, Mr. Big Man,
you wanna fight?

- Mm.
- Okay, let's fight.

Let's throw this down.

Dad, stop it!
You're acting crazy!

No! Let 'em fight.

Come on. Come on, baby.

- Oh! Oh!
- Baby.

- You little baby.
- Ow.

Oh, your hands
are clammy like a girl.

- Dad.
- Put the left up.

- Ah!
- [BREATHING DEEPLY]

I'm sorry, baby.
I don't do well with violence.

- I'll be back. Be right back.
- Ow! Ow!

Is that how you fight
in Nebraska?

He doesn't do well
with violence.

Don't take that.

- Huh?
- Mm.

- Hey.
- Thanks, hon.

All right, here we go.
All right.

- Dad.
- You fight like a girl.

That's it.

ED: You got no guts.

No!

That statue of David
is an ancient family heirloom.

Ohh!

RICK: Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh!

- Look out.
- [GROWLS]

[WINCING] Ahh! Okay.

I tap out. I tap out.

Okay.

[SIGHS] He fought well,

but I just brought
a little extra today.

Dad...

are you okay?

It's my arm, honey.

It's not good.

I gotta go find Tom.

Okay.
Why don't we take a fiver,

cigarette break, huh?

I think you deserve it.

[SIGHS]

[GROANS]

Please stay.

"Stuck in a relationship."

I'll admit it. You're right.

I felt stuck, too.

Please stay?

I'll stay tonight for Ben,
not for you.

I'm done trying to fix you, Ed.

Hey, Mitch...

nice arm bar.

- Thank you, Ed.
- Where'd you learn that?

Clarice and I take
a jujitsu class at the "Y."

I figured you had training.

Your technique was spot on.

So, uh, no hard feelings, right?

Oh, no, Ed.

No hard feelings,
only hard lessons.

Touché.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm...
I'm hanging in there, pal.

Hmm.

Can I ask you a question?

Shoot.

When did
everything go wrong for me?

Well, I think it was
when your wife left you, no?

I don't know.

I think it was way before that.

Yeah, probably. Who knows?

But, you know, it's never
too late to redeem yourself.

Time's gonna come
when the world needs a hero,

and you gotta be ready
to answer that call.

Now, come on. You owe
these folks a big apology, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Big one.

- Thanks, Ed.
- Yeah, I know. Come on.

Go. Go. Apologize.

Look, everyone, I'm sorry.

I know I have some issues,

and you all have been
super supportive of them,

and I think it's time that I...

He's gone.
He didn't even have the nerve

to tell me to my face.
He texted me.

This is all your fault.

JEANETTE: What did he say?

"I feel triggered.

I can't take the drama.
I just..."

"I just have to take ownership
of myself for a while."

- What?
- Yeah.

He's done this before,

enough times that it's safe
to say he isn't coming back.

He can't be owned. Heh.

As much as any of us
might want to own him

with all of our might,
Tom is the CEO of Tom.

He always used to say that.

But I didn't do anything.

I love him. I mean...

Sometimes we can love the one,
but he is unable...

...to contain that love
inside their own self...

...mm,
because of the wounds.

Yes, because the wounds
don't leave room.

Mm-mm.

You know what?

I love him
just as much as you did.

And you know what else?
I'm just gonna say it.

I'm in love with you,
too, Amber.

I've always loved you.

I love both of you.

I loved what the two of you
were together.

I loved what... I don't know...

maybe what the three of us
could have been together

if... if it was a perfect world,
if we had just had the time,

if I had just said something
when I had the chance.

But...

I don't know. Maybe now...

Maybe now it could...
it could just be us,

just you and me.

What do you say?

What?

Eww.

No! I hate this!

Oh, my God.

Yeah. No, I... That's...

I was just sharing my feelings.

I hate feelings!

This is bullshit!

You are bullshit!

Amber, wait!

This is all my fault.
Amber! Wait!

- [DOOR SLAMS]
- Amber, come back.

Hey, Benjamin.

Are you all right, Benjamin?

I know this is confronting.

Believe me, I know.

My father was a military man.

He was stern and distant.

He was so distant that he
went to a base in Germany

when I was 15,
and he never came home.

Can I get you
a sugar-free lemonade?

Okay.

You don't talk much, do you?

It's all right.
I completely understand.

[SIGHS]

By the way,
I'm on your side, Benjamin.

I'm not gonna say nothing
to nobody. I promise.

Hey, do you know
I gave your mother

her first ultrasound with you?

Heh. I determined your sex.

I was the first person
to see you into this world.

So, I mean,
you can trust me, Benjamin.

Shoot, I got problems
just like everybody else.

I'm a doctor, and I'm lost.

A doctor, and I'm so, so lost.

I'm a liar.

I'm a liar.

You know what?

I'm just gonna be real with you,

not gonna tiptoe around this.
You deserve to know.

Sometimes I like to dress...

[CLOCK TICKING]

Never mind.

[STEREO PLAYING REGGAE]

Are you happy, Rick?

No. You?

No. No.

You know, my girls,
my two daughters,

they, uh, ice-skate
at a very competitive level,

so they're doing that
all the time,

and their mom is with them,
and they've ghosted me,

because apparently
I make them nervous.

Nervous?

Yeah. I yell at the judges,
'cause their scoring system

is completely ludicrous
and made up.

What about your wife?

She's cheating on me
with their instructor.

He's a former
Olympic skater champion.

I don't want to say who it is.

If you were to watch
the '88 games from Calgary,

you would be
on the right track.

She doesn't know that I know,

but truth is
it's best that she's moved on.

Well, you know,
Olympian or not,

that figure skater isn't
half the man that you are.

You're an alpha male.

You could kick his ass
if you wanted to.

I really could.

I try not to get angry

unless it's
completely necessary, though.

Takes an awful lot
to drag out the war cannons.

I'll bet.

Whoa.

Surprising.

I'm not surprised.

I'm horny.

Yeah, me, too.

[ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYING]

[DOGS BARK IN SONG]

♪ I walk
right through the door ♪

♪ I walk
right through the door ♪

♪ Hey, all right ♪

♪ If I get by ♪

♪ It's mine ♪

♪ Mine, all mine ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Yeah, my girl,
she's one, too ♪

♪ She'll go
and get her a skirt ♪

♪ Stick under her shirt ♪

♪ She grabbed a razor for me ♪

♪ And she did it
just like that ♪

♪ When she wants something ♪

♪ And she
don't wanna pay for it ♪

♪ She walk
right through the door ♪

♪ Walk right through the door ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING]

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

I don't wear women's clothing.

But I sure as hell do this.

[DOOR OPENS]

[KISSING]

There he is.

Heh.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[CELLPHONE BEEPS]

Bred and cultivated
in a sickly soil of dysfunction,

I do my part.

And it's
a real shit-show in there,

but the world is no different.

We're all subject to winds
and tides and ash and fog.

And if I've gone
off the deep end,

it's only because the night
beckons some sort of fire

illuminating
the burning knowledge of self...

of existing within a prism
of my own creation.

It's a poem I wrote just now.

[PUNK ROCK PLAYING]

♪ I sit around and watch
the tube, but nothing's on ♪

♪ I change the channels
for an hour or two ♪

[THUMP]

♪ Twiddle my thumbs
just for a bit ♪

♪ I'm sick of all
the same old shit ♪

- ♪ In the house... ♪
- Amber, it's your father!

Come out of there!

Nothing's gonna get settled
with you locked in your room.

No! you've done enough, okay?

Can I just have a moment?

I'm sorry, Amber.
I didn't mean to alarm you.

I just... I thought
it could be a really good idea

if we were together.

Well, you couldn't
have picked a worse time.

Doesn't matter, Roman.

She's only gonna
break your heart anyway.

Shut up, Dad! I heard that!

I know. I only said it
so you could hear,

'cause I know what you're
going through, honey!

Come out of there, please!

Wait. I get it now.

I need to do what Tom never did.

I'm gonna cut myself

to prove to you
that this is the real deal!

Hey, wait! That's my bedroom!

You can't go in there!

Excuse me.

Ronny, stop!

Jesus!

- Hey there.
- Oh, hey, man.

We won't talk...

...without an attorney.

Okay. Everybody
in the living room right now.

- No!
- What?

You heard her. She said, "No."

I know what she said, Rick,
you pernicious skirt chaser.

For God sakes,
you have a wife and kids!

Who hate me.

Just like you hate me, Amber.

I don't hate you, Ronny.

I just don't
want to be with you.

Yep, yes.
You said that. I hear you.

You're entitled to that,
and I accept it.

Wow, that is
a lot of porno, Mr. Thompson.

It's not mine.

- It was my wife's.
- That's disgusting.

No, that's true.
He told me that a long time ago.

Your mom loved porno.

What?

Where are you going?
You're stealing from me?

I mean, haven't you
already done enough?

I mean, you twisted
the shit out of my arm.

I should press charges.

Please don't.

We just want another house.

Well, petty thievery
is not the way to get one.

We promise
not to do it again to you.

You shouldn't do it to anyone.

Now, you're just
being unreasonable.

My God, why is this happening?

You're all hurting me so much!

Shut up already, Ed.

You're so self-centered.

You think everyone else's
problems are about you.

Well, they're not.

This night was supposed
to be about Benjamin.

Benjamin.

Where's Benjamin?

Benjamin!

RICK: He's in some kind
of drug coma.

I'm gonna call 911.

- Oh, my God.
- Out of my way, please.

Excuse me.

He's dead.

Benjamin? If you can hear us,
try and wiggle your toes.

Why did you say he was dead?

I... I don't... I meant
to say he was knocked out.

I don't know.
I mixed up my words.

I'm usually way more thorough
in my examinations.

It's just that today,

the pressure
has been unbearable.

- Your arms.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Take it easy.
Take it easy, Benjamin.

I'm sorry. Who are you?

Oh, I'm a doctor, Dr. Ed.

He is... He is a doctor.

Oh, I do this sometimes.

Okay. Uh, Benjamin,

uh, against my better judgment,
I'm gonna leave you here,

but if you feel lightheaded
or dizzy at any time,

be sure to, uh,
tell the good doctor

or any of your relatives,
and they'll take you

to the hospital
immediately, okay?

All right, up you go.

Upsy-daisy!

Up you go.

ED: Thank you so much.

Okay.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm glad you're okay, Benjamin.

I'm most certainly glad,

but make no mistake.

These matters
are very, very serious.

You've been doing drugs
in our home.

I thought it was crystal meth,
but how wrong I was.

It's worse.

It's marijuana.

Marijuana,

the most condemned street drug
Mexico has to offer.

This is worse than any of us
could have imagined,

but I know you need my help now.

Just smoke
a little weed, right?

What was that?

I said he's just
smoking a little weed.

Just a little weed?

Just a little weed?

That's like saying
"The Old Man and the Sea"

is just a little novel

or that possession of narcotics

will get you
just a little prison time.

No biggie, right?

Do you know that weed
is a gateway drug?

It leads to this and to this.

- [SNORTS]
- I don't know, Ed.

I smoke a little medicinal
marijuana from time to time.

I've never done anything else.

Oh, man, I like nothing more

than getting hella stoned

and grubbing
on some frozen yogurt.

Tom and I used to...

Well, we used to do that
a lot is all.

I like smoking weed
when I'm by myself,

'cause then it's like
I'm smoking with someone,

but the someone is still me.

I used to partake
before I knew you.

Really?

Who are you people?!

I feel like I'm
in the Twilight Zone.

Wait a minute. You brought us
all together here,

because you said
you smelled crystal meth,

which smells
a lot different than marijuana.

I mean,
even you should know that.

It was meth, right?
That's what you smelled?

Eh, take a deep breath, Ed.

It's a little hard
to take a deep breath, Ed,

when everyone you know,
your friends and family,

are dissolving
right in front of you.

Ooh, I think you're having
another panic attack.

You let go
of that vase, Ronny.

This is an ancient
family heirloom,

irreplaceable in value.

- You said my name.
- So what?

Dad, weren't you
just having a panic attack?

- Huh?
- Yeah, just a moment ago.

So what's happening now?

I don't know.

I believe
something here is awry.

Awry? Awry?

What do you mean, Ed?

People don't just
snap out of panic attacks.

- Maybe he's faking it.
- Faking it?

Yeah, are you faking it?

No, I'm not faking it!

- I have diabetes!
- What?

Since when
do you have diabetes?

I don't.
Now you know what it feels like

to be deceived by people
that you thought you knew.

I have diabetes, Ed.

You know that.
That's not a laughing matter.

- RONNY: Ooh, wow.
- Really insensitive, Dad.

- What's wrong with you?
- No, not cool.

Okay. Very funny, potheads!

- Really, really mature!
- [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE RUMBLING]

You know what?!
You're all crazy!

You know that? You're crazy!

[DOOR OPENS]

Someone say the "C" word?

I got a Facebook message
my son is on hard drugs.

Ulf here was playing
a minor-league hockey game

up in Bakersfield,

and we were halfway
home on the Grapevine

at the TGI Fridays
when I got the message,

and as soon as I did, I said
to Ulf and the rest of the team,

I had to change trails,

'cause the universe
is telling me

that I gotta come home
and see my family.

Hello, relative.

- JEANETTE: Oh, my God.
- Dad?

- [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
- [DOGS BARKING]

Hi, Benjamin.

Bitch! Rat! Misanthrope!

You left us, Marley.

I know. I did,
and I... I understand

that you're all going to feel
this way towards me,

but I came back anyway.

You don't understand anything,
you wretched biker.

What are you wearing?

[SITAR PLAYING]

Two months ago,
I was walking silently

on Mount Baldy with a monk.

I'd been there for weeks.

We hadn't exchanged one word,

only utter quietude.

Was he an Asian man?

Now, I was imagining
the Dalai Lama or Ben Kingsley.

That's exactly
what he looked like.

[GASPS]

And we were standing there,

gazing out
on the Earth below us,

and finally he spoke,
and you know what he said?

Would you just get on with it?

"None of this exists,

none of it."

Everything we experience
is just our senses

playing little tricks
on our true selves.

It's all an illusion.

No one in this room is real, Ed,

and change is evidence of that.

Anyway, I nailed the guru, Ed.

Why would you include
that detail?

Yeah, I'd do you, too.

You would?

You're... You're a fraud.

Just get out!

Okay.

I'll leave...

but I just want to say
one more thing.

No, I can't.
I can't listen to anything else.

- I feel sick.
- Tough!

After the purgatory and
neglect you put me through...

You were the only man
I ever made love to, Ed.

You just said
you nailed the guru.

Yeah.

Lot of men have had my body,

but not my heart,

not my passion, not my soul.

We used to be so sexual.

What happened to us
those last few years?

I think we succumbed to...

to the... this illusion
I was talking about, you know?

I mean, we resisted change,
and we bought into the lie.

You forgot I was here.

A lot of times, we would sit
for hours in the same room,

and you'd call out for me
like I was in another room.

You would call me like I was
in another room, and I was here.

I was there, Ed.

I was there for 21 years.

I was here.

For the record,

this would be threatening to me,
but I've moved on.

Me, too.

I didn't have to come back,

but I... I wanted you
to forgive me, Ed,

and I want to forgive you,

and I want the kids to, too.

Everything we have
will always exist,

including the failures,

but I want you
to let go of the anger, not...

not for me, for you.

Let's embrace change.

Ed, dear, sweet, man.

I got in an altercation
with Mitch today.

Really?

- Who... Who won?
- He did.

Got in a few good moves,
though, Ed.

That's true, bro. If it wasn't
for that arm-bar move of his,

you would have kicked his ass.

And then he smashed
a statue of David. It was...

I don't know. It was
really dramatic and cool.

Hey, Marley, it's me, Dr. Ed.

- Dr. Ed.
- Yeah.

It's so great
to see you again.

- Good to see you.
- Oh, I forgot.

This is Ulf. Ulf is
kind of my boyfriend these days,

but I have a feeling
after what just transpired,

we'll probably
say our goodbyes tonight.

Hi. I'm Ulf, boyfriend.

You know what?

This is... This is all
happening too fast.

I... I can't deal
with this right now.

I need a smoke.

Since when
did he start smoking?

I don't know.
I don't think anybody knows.

It could even be tonight.

You wearing makeup?

Is it that noticeable?

Oh, it kicks ass,
is what it does.

- Come on.
- RICK: All right.

I could use a fiver, too.
You coming, babe?

Yeah.

Is this seat taken, milady?

[LAUGHS]

You can't blame her forever,
you know?

I don't blame anyone,
except maybe Tom,

but you've gotta
move on with life.

Yes, you do.

She used to write me
these letters...

really, really long,

with, like,
way too much description.

And I would not write back,
because I'd be angry, but...

now I realize
that she was just trying

to have fun with her life
before it was too late.

And so me with my relationship,

I mean, that's what it was.

It was just fun. It's...

I don't know,

like a spell
for a moment in my life.

That was very insightful.

Now that I've had
a few minutes to reflect,

I think it was lust, not love.

Well, I myself spent a very
lusty and passionate summer

in Vienna
when I was young intern.

Of course, still unaware
of the twists and turns

this fragile
and heart-wrenching life...

Not that this conversation
has become totally banal,

but I have to take a piss.

Oh. [CHUCKLES]

TMI.

Listen. I wanna see
more of the girls, okay?

I don't want to have to hide in
the shadow at their tournaments.

You did not know
about the mascot outfit.

Somebody told you about that.

I know about him.

Mr. '88 Games, yeah.

We competed against each other
when we were kids.

Doesn't matter now.

Listen. I gotta go.

I want the Ping-Pong table,
not a debate.

Yep.

Okay, then.

So long.

Well, how did it go?

Sometimes you gotta put
your foot down on these things.

You really are all man.

I can't help it.

Yo quiero.

What?

It's "I want you" in Spanish.

That's what the dog is saying
in the commercial, "I want you"?

- Yeah.
- He says that to a taco?

Yeah. "I want you, tacos."

I want your taco.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

♪ All the sand
has blown away ♪

♪ All I wanted was a change ♪

♪ I can't let go ♪

♪ I can't pretend ♪

♪ All I wanted was a change ♪

♪ I left the back door open... ♪

[SIGHS]

AMBER: Hey.

Hey.

Where you going?

Uh, home, I guess.

Just like that?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I get it now, Amber.

I know I come on
a little strong.

I, uh, feel like the best thing
I can do right now

is give you a little space.

I wasn't a part
of your relationship,

and I'm not
a part of your family,

and I never will be.

Ronny, it's not like that.

No, it is. It is.

It's okay. You've been a...
You've been a saint

for letting me tag along
as long as you have.

But, hey, we had a good ride,
didn't we?

Yeah, we did.

It's like that biker chick
was saying a little bit ago...

Oh, your mom, I guess.

Sometimes things change.

That's okay, too.

Well, I, uh...

I guess this is goodbye.

Yeah, I guess.

Bye, Ronny.

Goodbye.

So is it
just a little weed, Benjamin?

Because if it's
just a little weed, I mean,

you should defend yourself.

You know what I'm saying?

Whoa.

- JEANETTE: Oh, my God!
- RICK: Oh!

[BOTH YELLING]

What's going on?

[BOTH MOANING]

What was that?

Cries of ecstasy.

Sex, if I had
to venture a guess.

- Oh, God! Oh, God!
- Yes! Oh, no!

JEANETTE: Oh, Ed!

- RICK: What?!
- Sorry!

Ed, what is wrong with you?

You don't look so good.

Oh, me?

Oh, I'm fine.

I'm just peachy.

- Oh, yeah!
- Right there!

Where's Benjamin?

[CLOCK STRIKING]

Oh, no.

[CLOCK CONTINUES STRIKING]

Listen! He's not in here!

You can't take him!
You can't take my boy!

- What's the password?
- I don't need a password!

- I'm his father!
- And I'm his mother!

What? What?!

Benjamin!

Benjamin, come out! I'm here!

- What the hell's going on?
- Benjamin is missing.

- Benjamin's missing.
- What, Dad?

- Benjamin!
- Benjamin's missing!

- Benjamin's missing!
- Benjamin's missing!

- Benjamin's missing!
- Benjamin's missing!

- Benjamin's missing!
- He's not in his room.

Oh, my God.
I can't feel my feet.

What did you do?

So sorry. So sorry.

Everybody can hear you
downstairs.

Benjamin is missing, okay?

Benjamin's... This is nice.
What is this?

This is like
one of those Caspers, huh?

Benjamin's missing.

Okay. All right.

Don't kill the messenger.

- I'll get you a robe.
- Yeah, yeah.

Benjamin!

Benjamin!

- Benjamin!
- Oh, my God!

- Benjamin!
- Oh, my God!

Benjamin!
They're in the house!

- MARLEY: Ed!
- AMBER: Dad?

- Ed, the terrace.
- Benjamin!

- Try the terrace.
- Terrace!

Everybody, up to the terrace!

The terrace?

Benjamin!

Oh, my God.
Jeanette, what's the password?

- What?
- What's the password, Jeanette?

Pomegranate.

- Well...
- Well...

our work here is done.

Excuse us.

Honey.

ED: Benjamin...

I'm so sorry.

You're not going
to wilderness rehab.

I'm really, really sorry.

I never meant
for it to go this far.

It's all just like
a bad dream to me now.

What felt like a dream, Ed?

Do you want me to tell them
the truth, Benjamin?

Is that what you want?

- Wait. What truth?
- Yeah, Dad, what truth?

My good son Benjamin here
isn't the one with the problem.

I mean, you know,
he just smokes a little weed.

I mean,
what's a little weed, right?

- That's what I said.
- What we've been saying.

- Yeah.
- Each of us

- said that separately.
- Yeah.

The truth is...

when I said
I smelled crystal meth

coming out of one
of the bedrooms in the house,

it wasn't Benjamin's room.

- It was mine.
- What?

I've been on meth
for, like, four weeks now.

Jeanette would come in
every morning

and ask me why I'm sharpening,
like, 300 pencils a day,

and I just made up some lie
in my... my stupor,

in my meth-addled stupor.

I blamed the one person

that never did anything wrong
to me, anything,

Benjamin.

I've been teetering on that edge

just like you
for a very long time,

and you've been nothing
but the best son.

- Dad, I...
- MARLEY: Please.

Please don't hurt yourself.

All I want is to be
with you and your sister

and your dad, our family.

Please.

Is that true?

Yes.

- Mom, I-I'm...
- Benjamin,

life's worth holding on to.

I mean, I never would have
been able to embrace who I am

in front of people
had I not lived.

He's right.

You'll know
when you fall in love

and out of love,

and then you realize
you had a best friend all along.

You talking about me?

Yeah.

You mean it?

Yeah, sure.

And who knows?
You know, maybe more.

It's true.

I thought it was over
for me, too, really,

and then I found this angel.

I'm with your uncle now,
Benjamin,

and I didn't think
that happiness

was in the cards for me,
but look at me.

I'm kinda happy.

- Uh-huh.
- We used eBay.

And Craigslist.

Yes. And now we own

most of the property
in and around our township.

We sure do.

I wonder
what I'm doing here sometimes.

I wonder who people you are.

I miss my hockey.

I want to leave,

but don't know where I ams.

See, Benjamin?
Life is so worth living.

Guys...

I'm not gonna kill myself.

I never was.

- God.
- Good.

Not even a little bit?

No.

No, I... I come out here
every once in a while

to look up at the stars,
clear my head a little bit.

That and I figured there
might be some kinda standoff

between me and some rehab thugs.

I've watched
enough daytime television

to know
how these things go down.

Did you know it was me
with the drug problem?

I knew you had
some kind of problem

that you were projecting
onto me, sure,

but no, no, not once did I think

that crystal meth was anything
more than an inventive ruse.

But it's a really serious
addiction, Dad.

You need help.

I know.

So just to be clear,

you were never gonna
jump off the roof or the...

No. O-Of course not.

I... I love... I love all...

- Oh!
- Oh!

- No!
- [GRUNTS]

I got you, son.

I got you. Come on.

I got you. I got you.

I got you, boy. Come on.

You saved my life, Dad.

That was awesome!

No, you saved mine.

I love you.

I love all of you.

Even me?

Well, in a different way.

What about the hockey player?

Who was intimate
with your wife?

Well, I don't love him.

I don't hate him either.

I mean, look at him.

And, Rick and Jeanette,
I mean, I'm...

I'm not happy
with you two right now,

but I'm not mad at you either.

Good. You shouldn't be.

Nah.

I know.

I... I love you both,
and I want you to be happy.

Thanks, man.

I want to come home.

It'll take time.

Oh, Ed, time is a concept.

It's only in our head.

I mean, time to get off
this meth I'm on right now.

Oh. [LAUGHS]

I love you.

I love you, too, Marley.

Got room for...

[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]

Get in here.

This is gonna be great.

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Ahh ahh ♪

♪ Ahh ahh, ah ♪

♪ I wanna ask you,
do you ever sit and wonder? ♪

♪ It's so strange we
could be together for so long ♪

♪ And never know,
never care what goes on ♪

- ♪ In the other one's head ♪
- ♪ Head ♪

♪ Things I've felt ♪

- ♪ But I've never said ♪
- ♪ Said ♪

♪ You said things
that I never said ♪

♪ So I'll say something that I
should have said long ago ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ You don't know me at all ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

- ♪ You don't know me at all ♪
- ♪ At all ♪

- ♪ You could have just ♪
- ♪ Propped me up ♪

♪ On the table
like a mannequin ♪

♪ Or a ♪

♪ Cardboard stand-up
and paint me ♪

♪ Paint me anything ♪

♪ Any face that you
wanted me to be seen ♪

♪ We're damned ♪

♪ By the existential moment
where ♪

♪ We saw the couple
in the coma and ♪

♪ It was we
who were the cliché ♪

- ♪ But we carried on ♪
- ♪ But we carried on anyway ♪

♪ So, sure ♪

♪ I could just close my eyes ♪

♪ Yeah, sure,
trace and memorize ♪

♪ But can you go back
once you know? ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ You don't know me at all ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

- ♪ You don't know me at all ♪
- ♪ At all ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ You don't know me at all ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ If I'm the person
that you think I am ♪

♪ Ahh ah ah ♪

♪ Clueless chump
you seem to think I am ♪

- ♪ Ahh ah ah ♪
- ♪ So easily led astray ♪

♪ An errant dog
who occasionally escapes ♪

♪ and needs a shorter leash,
then ♪

♪ Why the fuck
would you want me back? ♪

♪ Maybe it's because ♪

♪ You don't know me at all ♪

♪ Ahh ah ♪

♪ Ahh ah ♪

- ♪ You don't ♪
- ♪ You don't know me ♪

- ♪ Know me ♪
- ♪ You don't know me ♪

- ♪ You don't ♪
- ♪ You don't know me ♪

- ♪ Know me ♪
- ♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ Ahh ah ♪

♪ Ahh ah ♪

♪ So what
I'm trying to say is ♪

- ♪ What ♪
- ♪ What? ♪

♪ I'm trying to tell you ♪

♪ Is not gonna come out
like I wanna say it ♪

♪ 'Cause I know
you'll only change it ♪

♪ Say it ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ You don't know me at all ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

- ♪ You don't know me at all ♪
- ♪ At all ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ You don't know me at all ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

♪ You don't know me ♪

- ♪ At all ♪
- ♪ What? ♪

♪ Mmm mm ♪

♪ Ahh ah ♪

[VOCALIZING]

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