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Making our way, one step at a time

sticking together right down the line

shaking it up, we're living the life

it's a Krazy House

Krazy House

it's a crazy house, our home, sweet home

Krazy House is taped in front of a live studio audience.

Group hug, guys. Come on.

Come on, guys.

Anyone?

Oh, Angel, come on.

Come on, girl.

Oh, who's a good girl? Hey?

Who's a good girl? Whoo.

Oh, you wanna pray to Jesus? Aww.

Come on. Get in your bed, young lady.

Here we go. One, two, you know what to do.

Come down, long-expected Jesus...

Bernie?

We gotta get this fixed.

We gotta get this fixed.

Bernie? - Yeah?

Bernie, please. The game starts in twenty minutes

and I've still got a lot of work to do.

On Sunday? That's the day we celebrate the Lord.

Just one song... - Honey.

You know I've got to close that big business deal tomorrow.

And the Dutch are eight hours ahead.

Sorry.

Sarah, how about you?

Yeah.

I'm not doing it if Mom isn't.

Adam? You love to sing with your dad, right?

I hate the damn church.

Watch your potty mouth, young man.

Watch your potty mouth, young man.

And I hate this sweater. - Oh, Adam.

It took me six months to make that.

Oh, gosh.

What a mess.

Oh, gosh. What a mess.

Adam, you know your father is afraid

of everything that you throw at him, right?

So? - So, you're grounded, young man.

Go to your room.

Yes! Nintendo!

And no video games.

Oh oh, look out.

Yep. Whoop.

All right. Yo!

Come down, long-expected Jesus.

Bernie, what have I told you about those things?

It's okay, darlin'. Safety first.

Adam?

Hey.

You know I made this sweater especially for you, right?

You know, the kids at school, they call me 'Baby Jesus', Dad.

Is that why you don't wanna sing?

It's 1990. Nobody goes to church anymore, Dad.

Well, that's because you guys forgot being a Christian can be kinda c-c-cool.

Give me five, duderino.

You sing like a girl.

Watcha working on? - Nothing. Just science stuff.

Hey? Adam?

Come here.

Come here.

Come on.

Hey.

You know who was a great scientist?

God.

He created the Earth in just six days.

And then He took Sunday off.

That's kinda neat, right?

What about the theory of evolution?

Why don't you put your science away

and go outside and play with your friends?

What friends, Dad?

You...

Put this away. This stuff can be really dangerous.

I read in the church newsletter about a guy who...

Cheese 'n rice, that's hot.

Cheese 'n rice, that's a hot one.

Oh, cats 'n dogs.

Honey. Get out of the way. I'm on fire.

Just one minute. I'm working over here.

Bernie, what's up?

Cheese 'n rice!

What do you think?

Yeah. You're right. It needs a little bit longer.

I'll clean all of this up once they kick off.

Bernie.

I wanted to talk to you about something serious.

O, sure.

Darnit.

Oh, it's hot. Hot, hot.

Oh, my God.

I can't...

How many times have I told you to take off those stupid things?

Okay. Get my toolbox and turn the water off, quickly.

I don't know where... - In the fuse box. Go.

Under here.

Here we go.

Can you find the lever? - Yeah, I got it.

Then pull it.

I did.

What is going on here, young lady? - Ow! Dad!

I thought you and your mom talked about this.

Mom?

You mean the woman we see once in a while?

That's not nice.

Your mom works hard so we can live in this beautiful house.

Dad, all the other girls in my school already have boyfriends.

I need this.

Butch up, pumpkin.

Darlin'.

Your beauty comes from the inside.

You will find the right one at the right time.

God works in mysterious ways.

Hey. Look at me and your mom.

We bumped into each other at church camp

when Mom was just 26 years old.

I thought Heaven was missing an angel.

I mean, we... We literally bumped into each other, by the way.

I broke Mom's glasses.

And I've had to wear these things ever since. Excuse me.

Ew. Gross.

I can't even whistle.

I can't do it, no matter how hard I try.

Can't.

Take your time, Eager Beaver.

Dad! Don't call me that.

Oh! I don't think swallowing bubblegum is healthy.

Excuse me. Gotta find out who the heck is that.

On a Sunday!

Bernie? - Yeah, I'm coming, honey.

What can I do you for?

This 24 Lord's Way?

Oh, hang on there.

Oh, hang on.

Ever since she's had a pseudo pregnancy

she's a little bit overprotective.

Sarah, can you help Daddy, darlin'?

She's had a hysterectomy, but...

There we go.

Her body still thinks she can get pregnant.

She produces milk. It's pretty weird.

So. What can I help you guys with?

My name Dmitri.

Is my brother Igor.

My father Piotr.

Well, howdy, y'all?

Our mom dead. - Oh, I'm sorry.

Cancer.

In her face.

That's not the good kind.

We work to pay big hospital bill. - Yeah.

We prefer not to work here on the day of rest.

Oh. Hey.

Oh. Sorry.

You call us when you have job. - I will.

Or when you need advice. No problem.

No, I will call you if I have a job or I need advice.

Bernie! - Cheese 'n rice, honey.

Oh, hey. It worked!

What was it you wanted to talk to me about, honey?

Hey, you want a hug?

Is that better?

Your favorite whistle.

Dr White's on the way.

Hey, I might just go and check the water situation.

I'll do it. - No, no.

It's fine.

Relax.

Hey. Trust me.

Everything's going to be just fine.

I've got your glasses.

Here you go. Put 'em on your pretty little head.

Here we go.

Oh, first down, what fun.

Silly girl, that won't work.

You're right.

Maybe I should.

Hey, Dmitri?

Hi, it's Bernie.

Wanted to ask your advice on...

Hang on, Dmitri.

Oh. - Hey.

Dr White, to the rescue. How ya doin'?

Oh. Go, team!

So how's my favorite patient doing today?

No, that's sweet of you, but please don't come over. I don't...

What's gotten into you, girl?

They're good people. They're here to help.

Guys, no working on a Sunday.

No problem, we fix quick.

Cheese 'n rice, at least take your shoes off.

Bernie? I'm gonna get my tools.

Jesus...

Fuckin' Christ, you can't do that. Shit.

Goddamnit.

Sorry to tell you this, Bernie. Eve's got a serious case of burnout.

What exactly does that mean?

Well, for the time being 100% rest.

No more work, no more stimulus. - No, no!

And most definitely: No excessive noises.

I got it. - This can't be happening.

My boss is already on my ass.

There's that deal that we've got to close with Holland tomorrow

and I want to watch my game.

And you... Fuck. - Settle down.

It's okay. Shush.

This is why women should stay in the kitchen.

Right. Well.

Good luck and remember what I said: 100% rest. Okay?

I got it. - You got that?

All under control.

Rest up, honey. And I'll call work.

I'll take care of everything.

I'm gonna go see if I can save them apples.

Gosh, what a mess.

Oh gosh, what a mess!

We stopped water.

That's great, but this is not what I wanted.

Why did you make a mess?

Violence is never the answer, sir. - Apologize.

Sorry.

Fine.

I can't watch this.

I sorry, mister.

Where are the Twinkles?

Young man, what did your mom tell you about snacks before dinner?

You want?

How are we gonna resolve all this?

We fix, no problem.

Igor, get jackhammer.

No, Igor. Don't get the jackhammer.

Okay, fine. You can fix it.

Can I ask, can we start tomorrow?

How about we just let it rest for today?

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

You guys ever heard the story of the Good Samaritan?

Tonight, guys, you are my guests.

Put your sleeping bags anywhere in the kitchen

but please keep the noise down: My wife, she really needs her rest.

It's gonna be fine.

I just don't want those communists near my babies.

Come on, it's fine. Listen.

They're not bad people.

They mean well.

It's gonna be fine.

I just don't see you handling everything.

I know what you need.

Love.

A bit of distraction.

Do you wanna...?

You like? Come on. - No.

Right.

I'm so sorry.

Make it stop!

Hey. I guess it stopped.

Fix it, goddamnit.

Come on, Bernie Christian. You can do this.

You can do this.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Guys!

You dumb fuck!

It's two o'clock in the morning.

Now is not day of rest anymore.

So I say we start early and also finish early.

Good for wife.

Work faster.

Thank you.

Life is full of surprises, each day something new

doing the best we can is all we know how to do

you and me and the family

No touch.

She's very, very sick, sir.

You can't just fire her for not coming in.

Oh, you can?

Did you talk to my boss? - Not yet, he's kinda busy.

You want?

Making our way one step at a time

sticking together right down the line

shaking it up, we're living the life

it's a Krazy House

Krazy House

it's a crazy house, our home, sweet home

What's going on here?

I said no more fooling around with this science stuff.

What is this?

Friends?

With you near

I never fear

'Cause I know our love will see us through

You look more pretty than my niece.

Making our way one step at a time, sticking together...

Watch out, it's hot.

Take those fuckin' things off!

Why are those commies still tearing our house apart, Bernie?

We follow waterpipe.

They're following the waterpipes.

Almost done.

And they're almost done.

It's Easter.

Very peaceful.

What's that you're saying? You want a bit of bacon?

Don't... Don't tell Mom.

Where is everybody?

Adam, Sarah? Breakfast!

Guys?

Cheese 'n rice!

I did not realize you were making a poopie.

I'll give you a little more privacy.

Ah, haha.

Adam, Sarah!

You don't wanna be late for church.

And remember to put on your special sweaters.

Hey, are...

Are you...?

Is that a reefer?

I got this letter in the mail.

It says here that I'm fired?

I... I just...

I couldn't find the right time to tell you. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

What the fuck?

Open up. Here you go, good girl.

Yes, good, good. Okay.

Now you get some rest. Come on, lie down.

There you go.

I'll just keep this before any more accidents happen.

Half a pill. Once a day. No more, this is strong stuff.

And whatever you do: Do not mix this with alcohol.

All right. Well, Eve doesn't drink, so that's not a problem.

I've actually done it a couple of times myself, you know.

It just knocks you out cold.

So remember what I said about the alcohol.

And make sure she gets her rest, okay? Whatever it takes.

Well, thank you, Doc. Goodbye and God bless.

You want a hug?

You're getting a hug.

Thank you, Doc. - There, there.

Faggots.

Keep working.

Guys, Bernie Christian here.

I think it's best if we postpone the whole operation.

It's not you guys.

My wife...

Just with the noise, and the dust, and the...

Are you all right?

Okay.

It's with a very heavy heart, guys

but I'm gonna have to ask y'all to leave.

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

You guys just hear that?

One second.

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

Heavenly Father.

Thank You for Your guidance.

Forgive me for getting ahead of Your plans.

Tell me no, when to stop and listen for Your directions.

Bernie Christian.

Jesus Christ.

How is this even possible? - Speak, My son.

Speak.

Yes, sir.

I'm sorry to ask, but I don't know what to do.

I'm starting to hear all these strange voices inside my head.

Say no more, Bernie Christian.

Blessed are the merciful.

For they shall receive mercy.

Thank You, Jesus. Thank You.

What I don't understand, though...

Jesus?

J-Jesus?

Jesus?

Here we go. - Wait, wh...?

Here we go. - Where are you taking me?

Peace and quiet's on the way.

What?

No! I don't want to go!

Stay calm. - Dad?

Dad?

I don't feel so good.

I think I'm just gonna stay here and hang out with Igor.

No. With us out of the way

Piotr and his sons can fix everything that much faster.

The sooner we get back to normal, the better.

So we're gonna go visit Aunt Mary.

Ain't that great?

That's a 14-hour drive, Dad.

Well, I think...

Goddamn fuckin' Christ.

Fuckin'... - Mom, stop it.

Mom! Hey!

Look what you're doing, Dad.

Fuck.

Dad, what's wrong with me?

I don't know.

Guys, us Christians have to stick together.

If we do that, everything's gonna be just fine.

I'm just gonna check on the Christian family.

It's probably nothing. - I promise.

Hey there, folks. Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?

Well... - Is everything going okay in here?

Thought I heard maybe some...

Close the door.

Cheese 'n rice. What did you...?

He just shot Officer Jack.

You were gonna move me out of my own house

for a couple of workers.

Your sick wife?

How could you fucking do that? - Hey!

Shut up your face.

Take tool and work.

Work?

We'll leave when we find it.

F-find? Find what?

I can't take it anymore. - Just put your shoulder into it, honey.

I'm sure Piotr will find what he needs real soon.

No, Bernie. I can't do us anymore.

W-what?

I don't love you anymore, Bernie.

I think I'm pregnant.

W-what?

But...

This is not possible.

But I really think so.

Eve?

Eve!

No, no, no.

It's fine, it's fine.

She just... She just needs one of these.

Work! - Sure.

Open.

Piotr?

Are you okay?

Piotr, are you okay?

What?

He seems sick.

Hey. Angel, no!

Let him.

He smells.

Smells what? - Yes.

Up.

Birno. Up.

Birno.

Up.

Faster.

Jesus!

Oh Jesus, thank God.

God, why is all this happening?

The Lord works in mysterious ways, My son.

He does.

He really does.

Feels like I failed You.

But... But I did everything right.

I tried to be a good Christian.

I mean, the best.

I put You first, even before my own family, if I'm being honest.

Please tell me, Lord, why do they suffer so now?

I died for your sins, Bernie Christian.

I am the answer to your problems.

Thank You.

Thank You, Jesus.

What was the answer?

I am.

God created Me as the answer to all problems.

Oh, right.

I still don't get it. What do You mean exactly?

We need to come to the sanctuary of God

to get all of our answers.

The sanctuary of God is in your spirit.

And in the church. - Right.

Yeah, w-we go there every Sunday.

I never missed a service before today.

So...?

Well, you need to turn to your spirit.

My wife doesn't love me anymore.

My daughter is having pre-marital sex and my son is a junkie.

How do You explain that?

You need to turn to your spirit. - Bullshit.

Bullshit.

And experience the division...

Why can't You just give me a straight goddamn answer?

God, I didn't mean to... Please don't go, Jesus.

Jesus!

Work! Fuck!

Open up.

This is the police. Open up.

Hey.

Open up, right now.

Hello?

Okay, last chance. Open the door and come out with your hands up.

This is Officer Janssen checking in.

There's no sign of Officer Jack or the Christians.

There's a lot of blood on the front door but nobody seems to be home.

I'm gonna check out the neighborhood. - No! Help us!

Shots fired, shots fired. I need backup now.

No touch. - Sorry. I'm sorry.

Is everybody okay in there?

I said, is everybody okay in there?

Well, don't worry. Backup is on the way.

We're never gonna make it out of here alive.

Never, never, never, ever, ever.

Kill them all.

Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.

Thank You.

What fuck?

I'm sorry, sir. I'm so sorry, sir. Please, I'm sorry.

No touch vodka.

Njever.

Come on, get up.

Here we go.

Okay.

Okay, here we go.

I want you to start tying sheets together, okay?

Ow, goddarn, that's a splinter.

Dad, what are you doing?

I'm gonna get us out of here, sweetheart.

Ow! That's still in there.

Where are my pills?

Has anybody seen my pills?

I think you've had enough pills for today.

Dad, is this normal? - I don't know, sweetheart.

Can you not ask Mom? - Mom's not here, Dad.

She's never here.

And when I ask you, you just quote that stupid Book. You guys are useless.

Adam, what's going on here?

You don't even care how I feel. You talk more to Jesus than your own son.

Sweetheart, can you help me here? - No, goddamnit.

Who takes care of all of us?

Well, I think we both have our roles. - I'm gonna see if Dmitri's okay.

No! Sarah, please...

Have you guys gone crazy?

Hey...

Don't...

No, Eve. Give me the pills back.

Have y'all gone crazy?

Kill them all.

This is not how you were raised, Bernie Christian.

Kill them all.

Let all bitterness and wrath and anger be set aside.

Kill them all. - Be kind to one another.

Kill them all. - Tender heart.

Kill them all. - Forgiving.

Kill them all. - God and Christ forgave you.

Piotr.

I forgive you.

Igor, I wasn't...

You must give son.

Not fuck son.

You're not family anymore.

Come.

Hurry up.

This is a good girl.

It's a good girl.

Just rat.

Just a rat.

Useless fuckin' dog.

No!

This is the FBI. Open up, assholes!

Fuck FBI. Go or I shoot this mother bitch first.

Fuck dick, fucking scheisse, fuck! - He's got a gun.

Take cover. - My father not go back jail.

You and me are made from the same Russian steel, Dmitri.

We're here to help. Is anyone hurt?

I let hostage go. You give airplane, Russia.

If no, I shoot hostage dead. I start with this whore.

Hold your fire. Stay calm in there guys.

You have one hour, asshole guy.

You're leaving?

You shut up your face, stupid slut.

We go back to motherland.

With the whole family.

Asshole.

Get your boyfriend.

Stupid fuck.

I want you, I wanna come with you.

No!

Adam?

Igor?

You got him?

Igor? - Almost.

Hurry up, assfucker.

Fuck.

Fuck! Fuck, come on.

Come on, please. Please work.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, come on!

Hey.

Why do you listen to your dad? He hates you, man.

I sorry I kiss you.

I think we have something special after we smoke ice together.

Oh, fuck.

That's okay.

I was just looking for something else, you know.

When's the alien coming back?

He never come back.

I only saw him one time.

First time I got high.

He never come back. I sorry.

No...

No...

I just want to make Papa proud.

I just want to make Papa proud.

I can't...

Look, papa.

I got him.

Yeah, yeah. Just tie him up.

You goddamn son of a bitch.

Is that...?

I remember it like it was yesterday.

What?

Goddammit.

No, Nadia!

She's a beauty.

We will call her Olga.

Goddammit. Shut her the fuck up.

Quick, hide the money. I will wait here.

I did it. Let's go.

Baby Olga?

Fuck, Olga.

No...

Olga is in the wall.

The wall... - I will save her.

I promise. - I love you.

Nadia?

Nadia!

Put your hands up.

C'mon, Nadia!

She's dead. - No, you fuck.

Look at me.

Fucker, look at me.

You know the cop you just killed? He was my partner.

All pigs deserve to die. - You fuck!

Janssen, no!

Goddamn cop killer. - He's not worth it.

You fucking killed Winslow. - He's not worth it.

I'll be waiting for you. I fuckin' promise...

Is this...?

Yes, this is your sister.

Olga.

No...

But she said Olga was in the wall.

I think she said the wall.

Maybe I misunderstood. - Because she was in the organ.

Okay. Maybe Nadia said organ.

Maybe she said organ.

Yes.

She said organ.

Stupid.

Too much vodka.

I really should listen better to you, sweetie.

You sick fuck.

Nadia must be not alone in cemetery.

Family be together.

I'm so sorry for...

I love you, forever.

Eve...

Darlin'...

Eve...

Mom? - Shut up, woman.

Eve, no!

No! Stop.

Piotr, no. Ow! - Eve! No!

No!

Piotr, stop!

It's all right.

I get it.

You can only do so much, right?

Right?

Ehm... Yes.

I devoted my whole life to You.

I know.

Sure, maybe I took it a little bit too far once or twice.

But I needed You to stay sane.

You get that, right?

There's so many of you.

Now don't get me wrong: I appreciate each and every single one of you.

But I... - Can't do everything for everyone.

Yeah, I get it. I get that.

That'd be crazy.

You're not Santa Claus.

You guys got a lot on your plate with birth control and...

Homosexuals.

Pedophiles.

Yes, absolutely. There is a lot to unpack there.

There's a lot to unpack. - Yes.

There's a lot to unpack.

I'm working on it. Doing my best.

And that's all a man can do.

That's all a man can do.

Amen. Right?

Amen.

I wanna thank You for giving me a little bit of time on my own.

I needed some time to think. Just to work a few things out. So...

Thank you, Jesus.

No, no. Don't thank me.

I'm sorry.

I should have been there for you. And I hope you can forgive me for that.

Hey...

I forgive You.

Thank you, Bernie. - You're welcome.

Hey...

Gonna use Your magic? To get me off of this thing?

That's right. Trust me, it's bad for your lower back after a little while.

You wanna be...

Fuck you, Jesus Christ.

No! No!

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

Kill them all.

No. No!

Off.

Get him.

Get him!

Hello, love. - Hi, Bernie.

Oh, shit.

You little prick.

No!

Are you okay, papa?

Are the hostages okay? Are the hostages okay?

Does anyone need medical attention?

Medical attention? No. - All right, stay calm. We've got it.

There's an unmarked car for you in the driveway.

The tank is full and we already notified the airport.

And airplane? Asshole guy.

Working on it. As we speak.

All right guys? What do you think?

We hear you, fuckos. We go outside, you go back.

You, come with us.

Go. Go!

Go! - Why do you need us to come?

You already have what you want.

You think we trust asshole FBI? 'Course not. Stupid.

You are insurance. Come, mama.

Go!

Hey, pussy. Stop exaggerating and get up. We're going.

Ah, shut the fuck up the face. We go, we go.

Dima, get your sister.

No, no! - Mom!

Papa, I can't find her. - What?

I cannot find Olga.

How is that possible? - I don't fuckin' now.

Fuck!

You want stay? You can stay. No problem. Forever.

Papa, no!

He's right.

My family is staying right the fuck where they are.

God rest you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay

for Jesus Christ our Savior was born upon this day

to save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray

oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy

oh, tidings of comfort and joy

from God our Heavenly Father a blessed Angel came

and unto certain shepherds brought tidings of the same

how that in Bethlehem was born the Son of God by Name

oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy

oh, tidings of comfort and joy

Science, motherfucker!

Oh, my baby.

Baby? Come here.

He's dead, he's dead.

Dad's dead.

He died for our sins.

We gotta go.

Come on. It's what he would have wanted, come on.

Christians, we're here to get you out.

Come over here, please. - Look!

Mom!

It's over.

It's all over.

Calm down, sir. Let the hostages go.

Fuck you. The fuck?

Papa?

What is the plan?

When I count to three, we raise hell.

There are too many.

Shut up and aim your fuckin' gun.

No, papa.

One...

Two...

Bernard!

Let it be known on this day, Bernie Christian rose from the fuckin' dead.

It's Easter, motherfuckers.

And I'm the motherfuckin' Easter Bunny.

Now get the fuck out of my house.

You destroyed my family, you motherf...

Shots fired. Take cover. Man down!

Help!

Fuck!

I should have named you Igor.

Easy there, Piotr.

I've waited such a long time for this.

By escaping prison you made it so much easier for me.

'Cause here you are.

So thanks.

You ugly motherfucker.

I've killed your wife. Comes with the territory, right?

But Officer Winslow was a good man.

A true American.

A real family man, you know.

With such a cheerful wife.

She blamed me for his death.

And she was right.

I should have protected him.

He was my partner.

My best friend. My family.

It's not my problem. - No, you're right. It's not.

I'm just here to keep my promise.

And what do you know. No more colleagues left to stop me.

I don't think the police can help.

This is a family matter.

Down.

Fuck you.

No, no, please.

I only have a couple of weeks left.

No doctor, no can help.

Only wanted to die in motherland.

Rest in family grave.

Whole family together.

Aww.

Dear God, please forgive me for my sins.

I hope you still have a place in heaven for me and my famil...

Hello.

See you around, buddy.

What's that you say? You missed him?

No, no! Bernard, no!

Bernard! - Here we go.

Oh, fuck.

I'm so sorry for everything, honey.

I'm sorry too, darling.

I love you.

No, no, no! Igor!

Igor!

Igor.

Igor!

Jesus is inside you now.

Help.

What's with the accent? - I have absolutely no idea.

It's hot.

Oh, la la.

Adam, no!

Oh, god!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, motherfucker.

Fuckin' hell.

Oh, fuck.

Relax. Just... - No, fuck off, asshole.

I so sorry, Sarah.

So sorry I hit you. I...

See, I not know better. 'Cause I was raised Russian way.

I will change.

I can change for you.

Yes? I'm not like Papa.

Wait. Hang on. Whoa, whoa.

Hey, hey.

Here we go, here we go.

Feel better?

Hey, do you feel better?

It's good. Let it out.

Yes, Sarah. You're so pretty.

Breathe.

You can do it, Sarah.

Come on, yes!

Yes, Sarah.

I missed you.

I missed you too, buddy.

I missed you too.

Friends. - Oh, fuck.

You can do, Sarah. You can do.

Go on, yes!

Breathe.

Oh... - Beautiful.

Just like her mother.

Congratulations.

I'm so proud of you.

And you...

You better take good care of them both.

I promise. Papa.

Seriously. Because if you fuck this up, I'm going to kill you.

She's just like my Eager Beaver.

I love you, Dad.

My... granddaughter.

Excuse me one second.

Family is the most import...

Christians!

Hmm. Uh oh, gosh.

What a mess!

Guys, you are the most important thing in my life.

Nothing should be more important. Not...

Experimenting with science.

Or boys.

Or work.

Or this fuckin' guy.

Look.

I'm never gonna give you up.

I'm never gonna let you down.

Are...

Are you quoting Rick Astley?

No.

Mom, are you okay?

Mom? - Shhh.

Just watch.

Nature sure is a beautiful thing.

Excuse me.

Hey.

Lovely job, darlin'.

Oh, fuckin' hell.

Hey, baby. - Oh. Hi, darling.

Life is full of surprises each day something new

doing the best we can is all we know how to do

you and me - Come on.

And the family - You belong to this crazy house now.

We may do things a little bit differently

let the neighbors talk, it doesn't matter much to me

with you near, I never fear

'cause I know our love will see us through

oh, we might not quite fit the mold

but we always have a smile to share and a hand to hold

making our way one step at a time

sticking together right down the line

shaking it up, we're living the life

It's a Krazy House

Krazy House

it's a crazy house our home, sweet home

all our dreams intertwining under one roof

anything is possible, I guess we're living proof

you and me, it's safe to say

our crazy love will find a way

making our way one step at a time

sticking together right down the line

shaking it up, we're living the life

It's a Krazy House

making our way one step at a time

sticking together right down the line

shaking it up, we're living the life

It's a Krazy House

Krazy House

it's a Krazy House our home, sweet home