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Well, what do you think?
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Jesus Christ.
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I fuckin' told you these movies
would be shit
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and they are pure shit,
literally, they stink.
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I can tell you why you insisted to
show me this trash, you vain dumb-ass.
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Shave off your stupid brush and you'll
look precisely like this retarded pervert.
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Are we fuckin' done?
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I kinda like these movies.
Everyone's talking about them.
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Bill doesn't like when things
are more insane than he is.
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Watch it, tits!
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Having the privilege to fuck,
suck me dry
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still doesn't give a woman...
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the right to an opinion.
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Sir, I'm sorry, it was just a joke...
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Shut your pussy mouth
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and go answer my fuckin' mail.
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Why do you look so damn pleased?
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Well, sir, I think I've found
the solution to all our problems.
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- What?
- Mr. Boss, we've got a code 6 in block 4.
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Not again.
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Dammit!
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Sir, our prison relatively
has the highest personnel turnover,
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violence rates, legal and medical costs
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than any other institution
in the US correctional system.
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Things will have to change fast
or Governor Hughes will replace us.
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Over my dead body.
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Get a load of Billy Boss.
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What, you think you're
a fucking lone ranger?
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I'm no ke-mo fucking sah-bee, bitch!
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Please, sir?
I think I have the solution.
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Doors, for the boss.
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Scheiss, Nazi.
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I'm gonna rape you...
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to fucking death...
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and it scares you.
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I can see it...
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you motherfucker.
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What's his number?
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Prisoner 297, sir.
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Make a note.
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I'll treat this walking
skin cancer later on.
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Stop moving! Medic's coming.
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- Which cocksucker did this?
- Hold his arm down, goddammit.
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178, sir.
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By the way, doc,
I need my physical check up.
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- See you in an hour, at your office.
- Sir?
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Did you hear me?
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Yes, sir!
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Fuck you!
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Look.
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Death, rape will be your destiny!
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What's the ape nigger's
masturbation arm?
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He's right handed, sir.
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God!
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Turn him around, belly down.
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You want more?
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Please, sir, no more.
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Think of the medical expenses.
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When your little monkey bones
are healed...
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I'll come by for a follow up.
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I'm gonna kill you, you wait!
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You wanna rape me to death?
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Death trap, death trap, death trap!
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Come on, motherfuckers!
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On your knees!
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I want respect!
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I deserve respect!
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Respect!
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Respect!
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Respect!
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Oh, God.
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160 to 120.
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Sweet bleeding Jesus.
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- Listen, Bill, my plan...
- Shut the fuck up.
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I need to relax for a few minutes!
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How can you relax
with such problems at hand?
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- I... I believe...
- I believe...
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in bringing back
medieval torture methods.
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Reverse hanging,
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Spanish boots,
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and the good old rack!
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Statistics show that the system
as it is now just doesn't function.
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Poisonous spiders...
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for prisoners with arachnophobia.
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Massive force feeding
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with raw slaughterhouse waste of pork
for Muslims and Jews.
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Beat them crippled
with their Torahs, Korans or Bibles.
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More than $50 Billion a year
are spent on corrections.
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Yet more than 4 in 10
offenders nationwide
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return to prison within three years
of their release.
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Eyes for eyes.
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Teeth for teeth, times 100!
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A prison should be a real deterrent
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not a goddamn nursing home.
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I agree! But medieval torture
ain't gonna be the answer.
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Something else will.
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That's why...
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Mr. Boss...
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I have a special delivery for you.
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Don't bother me, tits. Goddammit!
I have to think!
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Sorry, sir.
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No, wait.
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Give it to me.
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Your rolling ass cheeks
tell me what it must be.
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By the way I need my ball sack
emptied before lunch.
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Holy shit.
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What is that?
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Tribe leaders in Africa
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chew them for unbelievable strength.
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Yeah, but what exactly is it?
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- Dried clitorises.
- What?
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Clit-o-ris-es!
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What?
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- We are comin'.
- What?
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- We are comin' to your office, bitch.
- Who's this?
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Oh, you don't know who I am?
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It's your death squad
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coming to rape you to pieces,
you fucking white trash!
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Give me a guard
on the line this instant!
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Somethin' wrong?
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They are coming.
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- Who's comin'?
- It's a code 8.
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What's going on?
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- Fuck off!
- Hey!
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This time...
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it is real, jerk!
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Really real!
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Oh, no. Not again.
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Yes, sir?
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- What's goin' on?
- Sorry, Mr. Butler,
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346 must have used his once a month
family phone call to call Mr. Boss.
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Won't happen again.
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False alarm!
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Why didn't you let me in?
What's going on?
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This goddamn heat is drivin' me insane.
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Sir, Doctor Jones called
about your physical...
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Whoever did this is...
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fucked!
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Well, your heart is racing.
Have you been under a lot of stress?
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Stress is for pussies.
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I also hear a heart murmur.
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Listen,
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I'm not fuckin' paying you
to give me bad news.
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I would like to draw some blood
and do an EKG as well.
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I demand some fuckin' good news...
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or your ass will be fired.
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There's nothin' wrong with me, right?
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You're in perfect health, sir.
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Great.
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I knew it.
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Back to work!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Billy Boss,
good that you joined the party!
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Are there any regrets,
you little phone-action Tonto?
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I would scalp you
if you had any fuckin' hair.
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Fuck...
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Fucker...
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- What is this?
- Water, sir.
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I said boiling water...
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fuck face!
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Yeah, get some teabags
with that too, Earl Grey.
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Please, sir, just think
of the outrageous medical costs.
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It's our jobs on the line here.
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Sir, Governor Hughes
will be arriving in 20 minutes.
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What? Today?
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I thought that lobby whore
would come in on Thursday?
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Sorry, it's in the agenda for today.
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Shit!
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Try to make him touch your ass
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so we can sue his ass
for sexual harassment!
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I will, sir.
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Will you be attending
the execution tonight?
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You fuckin' know...
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I never go to these
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wellness executions by injections.
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Sister Dwight will attend
the feel-good penalty.
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Get me out of here!
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Shut up!
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You, timber nigger!
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Guantanamo Style XXL.
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Fuck you, you Nazi!
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Boiling water boarding...
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by Bill Boss!
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Eyes for eyes!
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Teeth for teeth.
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Yeah!
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Times...
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100!
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You lost your soul, William Boss.
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Oh, excuse me, sir.
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I'm...
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May I offer you a top of the line
Dominican cigar, governor?
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I only smoke Cuban cigars,
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the world's best.
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You are...
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a native-born citizen
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of the glorious
United States of America.
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The greatest nation on earth.
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And you are not ashamed to smoke
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communistic cigars from Cuba?
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I'm only a German American
from Schweinfurt.
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But I feel...
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deeply ashamed for you, sir!
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I apologize.
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The heat...
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is driving me crazy.
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Right, the heat.
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I guess it's your...
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depressing statistics.
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Statistics are Mr. Butler's department.
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I... I... I know things
aren't going so well.
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We are running costs inefficiently.
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That's true!
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I'm afraid...
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I have to fire poor Mr. Butler.
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Poor Mr. Butler. Your accountant...
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has nothing to do with it.
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Answering violence with violence
is not the way of a real leader.
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You Bill are no Boss.
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You have managed one thing however...
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to damage me in an election year.
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I'll return in two weeks.
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When I return,
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I want changes.
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And if I don't get them...
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I will replace you...
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and your accountant, understood?
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Very well, sir. Sure thing.
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No problem, sir!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck yourself!
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You imbecile, communist,
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zombie cunt.
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Nobody insults me like that.
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I'll stuff your baggy
homosexual shithole
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with Cuban Cigars up to your throat!
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Don't mess with Bill Boss!
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I did everything I could,
I swear to God!
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Please, Boss,
will you just listen to my idea?
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Shut the fuck up!
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Fuck the sissy psychological
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leadership bullshit!
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My leadership balls
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are atom bombs!
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A 100 megatons each!
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I'll teach him leadership!
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I'll do what I wanted to do since ages!
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Castrate them all!
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No, it won't work
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besides it's permanent!
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Send the cockroaches to the yard!
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But it's 120 degrees outside,
that's irresponsible!
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Great.
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Let the pork
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roast!
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Good morning, pigs!
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Good to smell your acid stink again.
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A prison is like a swine farm
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and I'm your Almighty Lord
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and swineherd.
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My grandfather owned
a big one in Germany
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He castrated thousands of pigs.
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Why?
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Because they have too much testosterone.
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That's what makes 'em so aggressive.
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You might wonder, why I'm telling you
this touching little story.
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One of you lucky cock-suckers
will have the privilege
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to experience first as a prototype
271
00:25:58,759 --> 00:26:05,430
the transformation into a sissy eunuch.
272
00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:09,784
Castration will return
273
00:26:09,884 --> 00:26:13,140
all of you back into society
274
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:19,713
as sweet, harmless,
submissive pussy schnitzels.
275
00:26:19,813 --> 00:26:22,981
And the winner is...
276
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:28,656
our awesome tattoo wasp!
277
00:26:28,756 --> 00:26:34,092
Sister prisoner 297! Congrats!
278
00:26:35,129 --> 00:26:38,897
Take him to the special cell.
279
00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:44,502
Enjoy your sunbath!
280
00:26:45,172 --> 00:26:47,839
Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!
281
00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:52,669
Yeah! Yeah!
282
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,791
Hey, warden, I like my men bald.
I think it's sexy.
283
00:27:03,891 --> 00:27:05,956
Why don't you come over here
and suck my dick.
284
00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:24,375
No worries!
285
00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:27,882
As a child...
286
00:27:27,982 --> 00:27:30,417
I've seen it a hundred times,
287
00:27:30,517 --> 00:27:32,583
trust me.
288
00:27:45,265 --> 00:27:47,873
Turn him around...
289
00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:52,303
facing the wall!
290
00:28:05,377 --> 00:28:09,187
No. Please. Don't!
291
00:28:40,287 --> 00:28:42,120
You bitch!
292
00:28:57,037 --> 00:29:01,308
Bring these little fuckers to the cook!
293
00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:04,545
I want 'em medium rare...
294
00:29:04,645 --> 00:29:06,544
for lunch!
295
00:29:24,865 --> 00:29:27,622
Have him stitched up!
296
00:29:30,337 --> 00:29:32,428
Yeah!
297
00:29:32,973 --> 00:29:36,107
Yeah, yeah!
298
00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:05,765
I'm sorry, sir.
299
00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:09,407
I can't do it with Dwight in the room.
300
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:14,812
Go ahead for Christ's sake!
301
00:30:17,584 --> 00:30:19,565
Dwight...
302
00:30:19,665 --> 00:30:22,403
is my pet.
303
00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:33,033
Good.
304
00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:35,486
Yeah. Yeah.
305
00:31:15,609 --> 00:31:18,443
Come on. Swallow it!
306
00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:25,319
I didn't get your asshole of father
out of prison for nothin'!
307
00:31:25,419 --> 00:31:27,554
Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up!
308
00:31:27,654 --> 00:31:30,159
God damn it!
309
00:31:50,486 --> 00:31:53,256
Sir, could I please have
a candy for the taste?
310
00:31:53,356 --> 00:31:55,091
- Help yourself!
- Don't, Daisy, don't.
311
00:31:55,191 --> 00:31:57,558
Shut up!
312
00:32:02,665 --> 00:32:04,326
Gross,
313
00:32:04,426 --> 00:32:06,502
this is salty.
314
00:32:06,602 --> 00:32:10,283
Back to work, office slut.
315
00:32:10,606 --> 00:32:13,673
Where is my lunch? I'm fuckin' hungry.
316
00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:31,513
Here is your lunch, Mr. Boss.
317
00:32:35,031 --> 00:32:37,564
Energy Food!
318
00:32:54,617 --> 00:32:56,919
Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong.
319
00:32:57,019 --> 00:32:59,887
No. I've just been so busy.
320
00:33:09,499 --> 00:33:13,200
I did talk to him about the hours.
He said that it's gonna get better.
321
00:33:35,291 --> 00:33:37,293
Look...
322
00:33:37,693 --> 00:33:40,994
we are positively in the papers.
323
00:33:42,131 --> 00:33:46,836
"Craig Sinner executed
in George H. W. Bush
324
00:33:46,936 --> 00:33:50,139
state prison at 1:00 A.M."
325
00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:52,475
Did you get off last night?
326
00:33:52,775 --> 00:33:56,243
Well, he called for Satan
before he died!
327
00:33:56,879 --> 00:33:59,482
Putting the cockroach
328
00:33:59,582 --> 00:34:04,017
gently to sleep with a sissy needle.
329
00:34:05,721 --> 00:34:07,957
Is that the way
330
00:34:08,057 --> 00:34:10,890
he killed the kid?
331
00:34:13,162 --> 00:34:14,999
No!
332
00:34:16,232 --> 00:34:19,869
Torture castration will be
333
00:34:19,969 --> 00:34:22,471
the final solution.
334
00:34:22,571 --> 00:34:25,038
No, it won't!
335
00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:33,316
Why is this shit on my desk?
336
00:34:33,816 --> 00:34:36,486
Please, please, please, Bill,
337
00:34:36,586 --> 00:34:39,322
will you just listen to my idea?
338
00:34:39,422 --> 00:34:43,756
Not when I'm eating my health food!
339
00:34:44,693 --> 00:34:49,362
- What?
- Sir, prisoner 297 is about to wake up.
340
00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:58,231
The moment...
341
00:34:58,331 --> 00:35:01,167
of truth.
342
00:35:02,244 --> 00:35:04,811
You white fuck!
343
00:35:15,691 --> 00:35:19,829
Crimson red, thoroughbred.
344
00:35:19,929 --> 00:35:24,767
I'm still a red man, you fucker.
You white fuck.
345
00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:29,302
When I'm walking free,
I'm gonna stab in your eyes.
346
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,441
Time for the follow up as I promised.
347
00:36:08,611 --> 00:36:11,180
Well, he's still a bit weak
from the incident
348
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,883
but we have given him some morphine
to manage the pain.
349
00:36:13,983 --> 00:36:16,252
I personally castrated him.
350
00:36:16,352 --> 00:36:18,354
Yes, we all are aware.
351
00:36:18,454 --> 00:36:22,858
And tomorrow we'll start
a fuckin' mass castration
352
00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:25,244
doing them all!
353
00:36:32,801 --> 00:36:35,471
Thanks, doc, for fixing everything.
354
00:36:35,771 --> 00:36:38,407
I owe Mr. Boss big time.
355
00:36:38,507 --> 00:36:41,494
This is the only hospital that will
let me work without my license.
356
00:36:41,594 --> 00:36:46,293
You better believe it!
Glad you appreciate it.
357
00:36:59,194 --> 00:37:01,223
Hey, man.
358
00:37:03,499 --> 00:37:05,267
How do you feel?
359
00:37:05,367 --> 00:37:09,369
Feel submissive. Even thankful, I bet.
360
00:37:13,409 --> 00:37:15,146
You took them...
361
00:37:15,246 --> 00:37:17,332
that's okay.
362
00:37:17,579 --> 00:37:19,882
I don't need them.
363
00:37:19,982 --> 00:37:24,520
When I get loose I'm gonna
find some barb wire
364
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:27,623
and I'm gonna fuck you
in the ass with it.
365
00:37:27,923 --> 00:37:31,227
And then I'm gonna dig up
your German Nazi parents
366
00:37:31,327 --> 00:37:34,250
and I'm gonna fucking rape them too.
367
00:37:35,664 --> 00:37:38,498
Sieg heil, motherfucker!
368
00:37:40,235 --> 00:37:42,061
Yeah, I told you it wouldn't work.
369
00:37:42,872 --> 00:37:47,507
Shut your filthy mouth!
370
00:38:20,609 --> 00:38:21,994
I'm not getting a heartbeat.
371
00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:26,713
- Resuscitate him. Quickly! Hurry up!
- I need a crash cart over here!
372
00:38:28,751 --> 00:38:31,086
Alright, it's charging.
373
00:38:31,286 --> 00:38:33,188
Alright, everybody, clear?
374
00:38:33,288 --> 00:38:35,799
Shocking now.
375
00:38:40,829 --> 00:38:44,597
Alright, charging. Shocking now!
376
00:38:49,972 --> 00:38:53,641
I'll kill this creature twice!
377
00:39:34,616 --> 00:39:38,551
I do not accept this heat!
378
00:39:46,195 --> 00:39:48,661
I want you to watch these.
379
00:39:50,132 --> 00:39:53,033
Oh, I've seen those.
They're really good.
380
00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,629
Where have you been?
381
00:41:04,990 --> 00:41:10,162
I'm gonna shoot all
the malignant cock sockets.
382
00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:12,206
Then you.
383
00:41:13,082 --> 00:41:15,515
And then myself.
384
00:41:16,385 --> 00:41:19,655
What's the goddamn point of living
385
00:41:19,755 --> 00:41:25,058
when even the castration program
doesn't work...
386
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,748
and I get fired?
387
00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:31,567
Seriously?
388
00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:34,870
It's also my job,
and my life on the line!
389
00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:41,393
How dare you, ugly piece of mutant shit
390
00:41:41,493 --> 00:41:44,163
talking to me like that?
391
00:41:44,313 --> 00:41:47,116
I have been trying
to tell you for days now.
392
00:41:47,216 --> 00:41:50,583
I have the answer to all our problems!
393
00:41:51,186 --> 00:41:54,123
We've got to make a human
centipede of our prisoners.
394
00:41:54,223 --> 00:41:58,694
Sewn ass to mouth
sharing one digestive system.
395
00:41:58,794 --> 00:42:04,166
No more prison fights, no more assaults
on guards, no more disrespect.
396
00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:08,392
They will literally be on their knees
begging for your mercy
397
00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:14,076
and it's the ultimate deterrent
for those considering a career in crime.
398
00:42:14,176 --> 00:42:15,711
It's brilliant!
399
00:42:15,811 --> 00:42:18,380
We don't gotta to deal
with their shit no more.
400
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,849
They just gotta deal with each other's.
401
00:42:20,949 --> 00:42:22,782
What?
402
00:42:24,286 --> 00:42:28,587
That B movie shit?
403
00:42:31,193 --> 00:42:34,897
- Impossible!
- No! It is possible.
404
00:42:34,997 --> 00:42:40,402
That's why I let Daisy make an appointment
with Mr. Tom Six creator of these films.
405
00:42:40,702 --> 00:42:44,304
He claims that it's 100%
medically accurate!
406
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:48,477
The man is still in his potty stage.
407
00:42:48,577 --> 00:42:52,027
A poop infatuated toddler.
408
00:42:52,127 --> 00:42:55,713
You call him now and tell him
I don't speak
409
00:42:55,813 --> 00:43:00,355
with a stupid filmmaker
about his poop fetish!
410
00:43:00,455 --> 00:43:03,025
Fine then, we'll get fired!
411
00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,927
You...
412
00:43:05,027 --> 00:43:07,894
are fired!
413
00:43:07,994 --> 00:43:10,099
Right now!
414
00:43:10,199 --> 00:43:13,502
You know, Bill Boss,
I used to look up to you.
415
00:43:13,702 --> 00:43:16,405
I used to idol-worship you.
416
00:43:16,505 --> 00:43:18,440
I worked 10 years for you
417
00:43:18,540 --> 00:43:22,642
and I grew this stupid mustache
to look like you.
418
00:43:23,112 --> 00:43:25,114
But I know what you are.
419
00:43:25,314 --> 00:43:29,418
You're a sadistic, vile, asshole.
420
00:43:29,518 --> 00:43:32,121
Get out of my face.
421
00:43:32,621 --> 00:43:37,890
You malignant midget!
422
00:44:15,364 --> 00:44:21,867
I just saved your fuckin' life!
423
00:44:48,296 --> 00:44:51,800
I hate...
424
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:57,003
human beings!
425
00:45:38,947 --> 00:45:43,315
Black, chicken slave niggers...
426
00:45:43,752 --> 00:45:49,524
mother fisting, baby raping
Mexican lowlifes.
427
00:45:49,624 --> 00:45:55,828
Me cago en la madre que te pario.
428
00:45:56,465 --> 00:46:02,070
Circumcised, ugly Jewish goat fuckers.
429
00:46:02,170 --> 00:46:06,942
Pubic hair bearded Islamic halal pigs.
430
00:46:07,042 --> 00:46:11,780
Jesus fuckin' bleached assholes.
431
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,884
Impotent, yellow faced,
432
00:46:15,984 --> 00:46:19,785
narrow eyed coons!
433
00:47:08,637 --> 00:47:10,839
Guards?
434
00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:25,585
Dwight!
435
00:47:29,858 --> 00:47:32,202
How you all...
436
00:47:32,627 --> 00:47:34,096
got out of your cells?
437
00:47:34,196 --> 00:47:38,266
Go back to your cells, immediately.
438
00:47:40,569 --> 00:47:43,736
I only follow orders.
439
00:47:44,773 --> 00:47:47,643
I just try to do my job.
440
00:47:48,443 --> 00:47:52,778
Please forgive me and let me go.
441
00:47:54,616 --> 00:47:58,150
I will pardon all of you!
442
00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:00,486
No!
443
00:48:01,456 --> 00:48:04,323
I just let you go...
444
00:48:04,426 --> 00:48:07,860
immediately, you can go.
445
00:48:08,196 --> 00:48:10,055
Go.
446
00:48:10,155 --> 00:48:12,417
Go!
447
00:48:12,767 --> 00:48:15,330
See your fuck...
448
00:48:16,972 --> 00:48:19,655
See your loved ones.
449
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:23,842
I have a heart problem...
450
00:48:24,412 --> 00:48:27,980
and diabetes mellitus!
451
00:48:28,516 --> 00:48:34,789
Under stress
I could get a severe attack...
452
00:48:34,889 --> 00:48:37,990
that would kill me!
453
00:48:49,871 --> 00:48:54,276
Today is your day...
to be fucked like the rest of us.
454
00:48:54,376 --> 00:48:58,613
But I'm not gonna do you...
in your stinking ass.
455
00:48:58,713 --> 00:49:02,279
I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole
in your soft kidney tissue.
456
00:49:03,652 --> 00:49:04,765
Belly down!
457
00:49:08,890 --> 00:49:10,630
Death rape!
458
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,879
Death rape! Death rape!
459
00:49:34,115 --> 00:49:35,825
Shit, this shit feels good.
460
00:49:36,918 --> 00:49:39,802
Death rape! Death rape!
461
00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,759
You like that, daddy?
462
00:49:56,438 --> 00:49:59,063
Don't move, here it comes!
463
00:50:54,788 --> 00:50:58,826
- What?
- Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate.
464
00:50:58,926 --> 00:51:00,759
Send him in.
465
00:51:14,675 --> 00:51:16,674
Dwight!
466
00:51:28,422 --> 00:51:30,659
Didn't I fire you?
467
00:51:30,941 --> 00:51:34,695
I'm gonna give you one last chance
and if you don't like what you hear
468
00:51:34,795 --> 00:51:37,228
then I'll quit myself!
469
00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:47,759
Mr. Tom Six! It's so great to meet you.
My name's Daisy.
470
00:51:47,859 --> 00:51:50,678
I was wondering if you could sign
an autograph for me before you go in.
471
00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:53,415
- Sure, babe.
- Thank you.
472
00:51:53,681 --> 00:51:57,349
- You're even more handsome in person.
- Thanks.
473
00:51:58,690 --> 00:52:00,919
Let me show you in.
474
00:52:01,855 --> 00:52:05,390
Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six.
475
00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:09,497
Mr. Six, it's nice meet you.
476
00:52:09,597 --> 00:52:11,702
- Hello, sir.
- My name is Dwight Butler.
477
00:52:11,802 --> 00:52:15,363
- This is my boss, Mr. Bill Boss.
- Sir.
478
00:52:16,203 --> 00:52:18,772
Please take a seat.
479
00:52:20,207 --> 00:52:24,411
First of all, Mr. Six, I'd like to say
congratulations on your movies.
480
00:52:24,511 --> 00:52:27,214
They've become a... a cultural mime.
481
00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:31,685
I mean, there is the "South Park"
episode of the Human Centipede.
482
00:52:31,785 --> 00:52:35,589
And then there's the LA porn parody,
and the cat toys.
483
00:52:35,689 --> 00:52:39,393
I don't have the time for this...
484
00:52:39,493 --> 00:52:42,260
fan shit shat.
485
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:49,434
Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
486
00:52:50,504 --> 00:52:53,774
Prisoner 297 had a heart attack
487
00:52:53,874 --> 00:52:56,875
and I had to resuscitate him again.
488
00:52:57,211 --> 00:53:00,183
But... he's stable now. I...
489
00:53:00,283 --> 00:53:04,701
Mr. Six, this is a big pleasure
'cause I'm a big fan!
490
00:53:04,801 --> 00:53:06,886
Thank you sir.
491
00:53:09,023 --> 00:53:10,808
Well, we are gathered here today.
492
00:53:10,908 --> 00:53:13,673
Glad to investigate the possibility
of applying
493
00:53:13,773 --> 00:53:18,115
Mr. Six's human centipede
idea to our prison.
494
00:53:18,215 --> 00:53:21,683
I mean, is it 100% medically accurate?
495
00:53:23,387 --> 00:53:26,855
This is my desk!
496
00:53:27,992 --> 00:53:30,561
In my headquarters!
497
00:53:30,661 --> 00:53:33,497
At my penitentiary!
498
00:53:33,597 --> 00:53:34,865
Wake up!
499
00:53:34,965 --> 00:53:38,802
We're not in a movie here
playing some idiots!
500
00:53:38,902 --> 00:53:41,238
Well, it is 100% medically accurate.
501
00:53:41,338 --> 00:53:43,540
I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam
502
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,143
and he made a very detailed
operation report for me
503
00:53:46,243 --> 00:53:49,513
and he said he could actually make
a human centipede in his hospital.
504
00:53:49,713 --> 00:53:54,816
I brought the... operation reports
and the drawings...
505
00:53:55,703 --> 00:53:58,336
so maybe you can have a look at that?
506
00:54:09,566 --> 00:54:12,353
- Okay...
- What do you think, doc?
507
00:54:12,453 --> 00:54:17,107
Well, from what I see here, it looks...
508
00:54:17,207 --> 00:54:20,644
- medically accurate.
- You're sure?
509
00:54:20,744 --> 00:54:23,747
You would have to give
anti-rejection medication
510
00:54:23,847 --> 00:54:29,083
and there is always the risk of infection
during the healing process, but...
511
00:54:30,687 --> 00:54:32,957
yeah, I'm sure.
512
00:54:33,057 --> 00:54:34,959
But what about the excretia?
513
00:54:35,059 --> 00:54:38,562
Well, the feces wouldn't be contaminated
by outside bacteria
514
00:54:38,662 --> 00:54:42,032
because it would be going
from one digestive tract to another.
515
00:54:42,132 --> 00:54:44,201
So it wouldn't be harmful.
516
00:54:44,301 --> 00:54:47,371
But there wouldn't be
much nutritional value.
517
00:54:47,471 --> 00:54:51,293
On the other hand
if you gave a series of...
518
00:54:51,393 --> 00:54:54,511
injections of fluids with plenty
of vitamins and minerals
519
00:54:54,611 --> 00:54:59,950
I don't see why someone couldn't survive
a lifetime in this position.
520
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,984
Gentlemen.
521
00:55:07,858 --> 00:55:11,693
This is a historical moment.
522
00:55:12,696 --> 00:55:17,468
This is beyond medieval torture!
523
00:55:17,568 --> 00:55:20,404
Beyond castration!
524
00:55:20,504 --> 00:55:25,274
The ultimate correction nationwide.
525
00:55:28,278 --> 00:55:31,248
We have business on hand, gentlemen.
526
00:55:31,348 --> 00:55:33,016
We start immediately.
527
00:55:33,116 --> 00:55:37,121
No, the surgery can't be done
like in Tom Six's movies.
528
00:55:37,221 --> 00:55:40,991
We have to take into account of the fact
that at the end of their sentence
529
00:55:41,091 --> 00:55:45,602
the prisoners have to be released
without being mutilated.
530
00:55:45,702 --> 00:55:48,261
So I've been thinking about this.
531
00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:52,770
What we have is instead
of the pulling of the teeth
532
00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:57,819
we have a gastro-intestinal bite-ring
that holds the mouth open,
533
00:55:57,919 --> 00:56:01,273
so they can't stop the feces
from coming into their system.
534
00:56:01,979 --> 00:56:05,582
Instead of the cutting
of the knee ligaments
535
00:56:05,682 --> 00:56:11,119
we simply inject to induce
temporary paralysis in that joint.
536
00:56:11,855 --> 00:56:16,527
Then, to attach the head
to the buttocks of the person in front
537
00:56:16,627 --> 00:56:20,413
we have a system of leather straps
which can be adjusted,
538
00:56:20,513 --> 00:56:24,375
pulled in tight and then undone
for when we release.
539
00:56:24,475 --> 00:56:28,922
At the end of their sentence
and taken out of the centipede
540
00:56:29,072 --> 00:56:33,341
there's only a slight scar
round their mouth and anus.
541
00:56:37,648 --> 00:56:42,119
Well, doctor, what do you think?
Is it possible?
542
00:56:42,219 --> 00:56:45,155
Very clever, Mr. Butler.
543
00:56:45,255 --> 00:56:50,918
But this, all of this is beginning
to be in serious conflict
544
00:56:51,018 --> 00:56:53,561
with my Hippocratic oath.
545
00:56:54,915 --> 00:56:58,535
If I back out of this,
I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?
546
00:56:58,635 --> 00:57:02,873
Very clever thinking, Mr. Jones.
547
00:57:02,973 --> 00:57:05,476
You know, my original idea
for the Human Centipede films was
548
00:57:05,576 --> 00:57:09,122
sewing a child molester's mouth
to the anus of a fat truck driver,
549
00:57:09,222 --> 00:57:11,231
as a punishment, so I love this.
550
00:57:11,331 --> 00:57:15,442
I just got an even better idea
for our life-time-trash
551
00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:17,754
and the death-row-scum.
552
00:57:17,854 --> 00:57:23,193
But I'll talk to my loyal doctor first.
553
00:57:23,293 --> 00:57:28,165
Gentlemen, you may use my human
centipede idea, but on one condition.
554
00:57:28,265 --> 00:57:31,635
I have witnessed all the fake
latex stuff on my movie sets.
555
00:57:31,735 --> 00:57:37,572
Now I insist on attending one of your
real mouth to anus operations.
556
00:57:38,876 --> 00:57:40,210
Deal.
557
00:57:40,310 --> 00:57:46,080
I put you in charge
of the whole operation, doctor.
558
00:57:47,084 --> 00:57:49,887
Soon you'll lead...
559
00:57:49,987 --> 00:57:55,390
surgical teams all over the States.
560
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,841
Fantastic!
561
00:57:59,662 --> 00:58:03,133
We're going to need
a much bigger surgical team.
562
00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:06,603
We have to run blood workups
on all the prisoners,
563
00:58:06,703 --> 00:58:08,906
test their stool samples for parasites.
564
00:58:09,006 --> 00:58:11,639
Whatever you need, doc.
565
00:58:13,243 --> 00:58:17,948
I've another brilliant idea.
566
00:58:18,048 --> 00:58:23,770
We'll show the cockroaches
the two Human Centipede films
567
00:58:23,870 --> 00:58:26,307
back to back...
568
00:58:26,607 --> 00:58:30,395
at their monthly film night
569
00:58:30,495 --> 00:58:32,823
and then...
570
00:58:33,664 --> 00:58:37,134
I'll announce them their fate.
571
00:58:37,234 --> 00:58:40,704
The prisoners will tear
this place apart.
572
00:58:40,804 --> 00:58:44,239
We have to do this without
the fore knowledge of our clientele.
573
00:58:46,710 --> 00:58:49,276
Shut up, pooper.
574
00:58:51,181 --> 00:58:53,916
How dare you...
575
00:58:54,016 --> 00:58:57,297
turn your back on me?
576
00:59:15,238 --> 00:59:17,224
Yo, what the fuck is this?
577
00:59:17,324 --> 00:59:21,645
This trash occupies a world
578
00:59:21,745 --> 00:59:24,813
where the stars don't shine.
579
00:59:25,782 --> 00:59:29,817
Come on, swallow it, bitch.
580
00:59:30,087 --> 00:59:31,847
- No!
- Swallow.
581
00:59:40,564 --> 00:59:41,841
What the fuck?
582
00:59:57,208 --> 00:59:59,132
Oh, man!
583
01:00:02,113 --> 01:00:05,951
These films risk causing harm.
584
01:00:06,051 --> 01:00:07,590
They should be banned!
585
01:00:13,621 --> 01:00:15,604
Turn that shit off!
586
01:00:34,325 --> 01:00:37,062
Hey, cockroaches
587
01:00:37,162 --> 01:00:39,264
did you like these films?
588
01:00:39,664 --> 01:00:42,734
I handpicked them for you
589
01:00:42,834 --> 01:00:46,004
as an instructional
590
01:00:46,104 --> 01:00:48,940
and mental training.
591
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,009
The world's first
592
01:00:51,109 --> 01:00:55,714
human-prison centipede
593
01:00:55,814 --> 01:00:58,883
will finally teach you
594
01:00:58,983 --> 01:01:04,155
how to become humans.
595
01:01:04,255 --> 01:01:06,191
I don't think this is a very good idea.
596
01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:08,259
Literally
597
01:01:08,359 --> 01:01:13,895
on your fucking hands and knees.
598
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:19,437
Your ugly pussy mouths
599
01:01:19,537 --> 01:01:23,842
sewn to an unwiped asshole
600
01:01:23,942 --> 01:01:26,911
feeding of the diarrhea
601
01:01:27,011 --> 01:01:29,514
from your fellow inmate.
602
01:01:29,614 --> 01:01:31,942
I can't wait...
603
01:01:33,685 --> 01:01:36,988
to see...
604
01:01:37,655 --> 01:01:40,392
your pure
605
01:01:40,492 --> 01:01:44,026
agony!
606
01:01:50,402 --> 01:01:52,247
Help!
607
01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:55,571
Help!
608
01:01:58,343 --> 01:02:00,635
Help!
609
01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:24,934
- What's going on?
- Fuck off!
610
01:02:35,454 --> 01:02:37,248
Don't hurt me, Bill Boss is in there.
611
01:02:37,348 --> 01:02:40,349
I have nothing to do with this,
I swear to God!
612
01:02:45,423 --> 01:02:47,890
Special forces immediately!
613
01:03:10,982 --> 01:03:12,833
Get the fucking door!
614
01:03:26,831 --> 01:03:28,464
It's time to fuck!
615
01:03:57,328 --> 01:03:58,818
Bill!
616
01:04:00,298 --> 01:04:02,066
Here.
617
01:04:02,166 --> 01:04:03,768
I'm here.
618
01:04:03,968 --> 01:04:06,237
Where are you?
619
01:04:06,337 --> 01:04:08,275
Here.
620
01:04:10,308 --> 01:04:13,845
Over here, I need help.
621
01:04:13,945 --> 01:04:16,230
Got eyes on Bill Boss.
622
01:04:17,415 --> 01:04:20,916
Thank God, I just couldn't find you.
623
01:04:21,652 --> 01:04:24,856
The situation's under control now.
624
01:04:24,956 --> 01:04:27,275
But they...
625
01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:29,976
they really hurt Daisy.
626
01:04:30,695 --> 01:04:34,529
Can't you see I'm hurt?
627
01:04:34,966 --> 01:04:40,208
Get the medical team for me!
628
01:04:40,308 --> 01:04:42,571
Hurry up!
629
01:04:46,177 --> 01:04:50,712
It's an emergency!
630
01:05:01,793 --> 01:05:03,695
Now it's...
631
01:05:03,795 --> 01:05:08,099
hell on Earth!
632
01:05:08,199 --> 01:05:11,200
Do you hear me?
633
01:05:11,569 --> 01:05:14,856
Scum...
634
01:05:14,956 --> 01:05:17,461
of the...
635
01:05:17,561 --> 01:05:22,044
universe!
636
01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:32,754
The "Silence of the Lambs."
637
01:05:33,992 --> 01:05:36,647
Sedation rifle!
638
01:05:47,071 --> 01:05:48,904
Fuck!
639
01:05:51,909 --> 01:05:56,478
No worries. It's only a sedation rifle.
640
01:06:21,672 --> 01:06:23,462
No!
641
01:06:26,677 --> 01:06:28,157
Fuck you!
642
01:06:40,691 --> 01:06:42,962
Gentlemen.
643
01:06:43,561 --> 01:06:45,621
Unleash...
644
01:06:52,603 --> 01:06:54,709
hell!
645
01:07:12,156 --> 01:07:15,293
Their submissiveness
646
01:07:15,393 --> 01:07:19,060
gives me a huge erection.
647
01:07:22,867 --> 01:07:25,269
Death rape, death rape.
648
01:07:25,369 --> 01:07:27,772
Rape, rape, rape.
649
01:07:27,872 --> 01:07:30,308
Eyes for eyes,
650
01:07:30,408 --> 01:07:32,810
teeth for teeth.
651
01:07:32,910 --> 01:07:37,215
Get the fucking scum
on their fucking knees.
652
01:07:37,315 --> 01:07:41,702
On your fucking knees,
on your fucking, fucking knees.
653
01:07:41,802 --> 01:07:45,790
Get the fucking scum
on their fucking knees,
654
01:07:45,890 --> 01:07:50,559
on their fucking,
fucking fucking, fucking knees.
655
01:07:53,898 --> 01:07:56,567
I'll explain.
656
01:07:56,667 --> 01:08:01,405
This spectacular operation only once.
657
01:08:01,505 --> 01:08:05,743
We start with injections into the lig...
658
01:08:05,943 --> 01:08:07,845
Ligamenta patellae.
659
01:08:07,945 --> 01:08:10,748
Ligamenta patellae.
660
01:08:10,848 --> 01:08:14,318
Paralyzing the ligaments
of your kneecaps.
661
01:08:14,418 --> 01:08:17,421
So knee-extension
662
01:08:17,521 --> 01:08:20,689
is no longer possible.
663
01:08:21,559 --> 01:08:25,367
Your lips and anuses are cut circular
664
01:08:25,467 --> 01:08:29,667
along the border between skin
and mucosa, the muc...
665
01:08:29,867 --> 01:08:31,636
Mucous-cutaneous.
666
01:08:31,736 --> 01:08:34,872
Mucous-cutaneous zone.
667
01:08:34,972 --> 01:08:39,273
Then we combine those circular mucosa
668
01:08:39,373 --> 01:08:42,454
and skin parts of anus and mouth
669
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:46,851
creating a human centipede
670
01:08:46,951 --> 01:08:51,589
connected via your gastric systems.
671
01:08:51,689 --> 01:08:53,722
Gentlemen.
672
01:08:54,558 --> 01:08:57,993
Put them to sleep.
673
01:09:07,655 --> 01:09:12,574
By the way, what are your plans for the
life sentenced and death row prisoners?
674
01:09:15,279 --> 01:09:18,246
Wait and wonder, peepheart.
675
01:09:24,722 --> 01:09:26,324
How's it going, doc?
676
01:09:26,424 --> 01:09:30,061
Right on schedule, five surgical teams
working round the clock.
677
01:09:30,161 --> 01:09:34,049
Those teams creating centipede segments
of three prisoners each,
678
01:09:34,149 --> 01:09:37,468
which are then taken outside
to the hospital tents
679
01:09:37,568 --> 01:09:40,404
and then they are sewn into the final
680
01:09:40,504 --> 01:09:43,805
larger human centipede chain.
681
01:09:44,241 --> 01:09:46,039
Marvelous, doc.
682
01:09:46,510 --> 01:09:48,626
Since I have you here...
683
01:09:51,449 --> 01:09:55,217
what do you want to do with
this prisoner? He has Crohn's disease.
684
01:09:56,687 --> 01:09:59,490
What the fuck is Crohn's disease?
685
01:09:59,590 --> 01:10:02,994
It's an inflammatory bowel disorder.
686
01:10:03,094 --> 01:10:05,327
The prisoner has constant diarrhea.
687
01:10:07,565 --> 01:10:09,666
Who'll kiss his ass?
688
01:10:12,670 --> 01:10:15,627
Our awesome...
689
01:10:16,407 --> 01:10:19,202
tattoo wasp!
690
01:10:20,511 --> 01:10:25,680
The white, anal sexing prostitute.
691
01:10:26,317 --> 01:10:28,384
Please.
692
01:10:29,020 --> 01:10:30,688
One more chance.
693
01:10:30,788 --> 01:10:35,159
Please, don't sew me into
a human centipede. I beg you.
694
01:10:35,259 --> 01:10:37,300
Yeah, yeah.
695
01:10:37,828 --> 01:10:40,431
Your whining
696
01:10:40,531 --> 01:10:44,599
makes my dick even harder.
697
01:10:47,771 --> 01:10:52,607
Revenge is so sweet.
698
01:10:54,245 --> 01:10:57,815
Take it into your sleep.
699
01:10:57,915 --> 01:11:01,182
We have another problem at hand.
700
01:11:20,070 --> 01:11:22,106
That's fuckin' gross!
701
01:11:22,506 --> 01:11:24,675
I have a stoma
702
01:11:24,775 --> 01:11:27,478
and you have a problem.
703
01:11:27,578 --> 01:11:28,861
Thank God.
704
01:11:28,961 --> 01:11:31,448
Gracias a la virgen María,
705
01:11:31,548 --> 01:11:37,252
now I finally discovered why they
blessed me with a lifetime stoma.
706
01:11:40,324 --> 01:11:42,893
This guy is repulsive.
707
01:11:42,993 --> 01:11:44,762
Maybe it's a fake.
708
01:11:44,862 --> 01:11:47,702
With Mexicans, you never know.
709
01:11:53,003 --> 01:11:55,106
No fake.
710
01:11:55,206 --> 01:11:57,842
No way to integrate him, doc?
711
01:11:57,942 --> 01:12:01,236
His rectum is sewn shut, no.
712
01:12:03,881 --> 01:12:05,946
Finish him off then.
713
01:12:06,046 --> 01:12:08,152
I'm sorry.
714
01:12:08,252 --> 01:12:13,057
But I have cooperated with you
and I will... continue to cooperate.
715
01:12:13,157 --> 01:12:16,425
But I will not just kill prisoners!
716
01:12:17,061 --> 01:12:20,049
Jesus Christ.
717
01:12:21,031 --> 01:12:23,567
Chicken shit!
718
01:12:23,667 --> 01:12:25,503
Excuse me.
719
01:12:25,603 --> 01:12:27,936
I have work to do.
720
01:12:32,443 --> 01:12:35,846
My friend, you don't match.
721
01:12:35,946 --> 01:12:38,081
I have to kill you.
722
01:12:38,349 --> 01:12:42,684
Take it fucking personally!
723
01:12:53,998 --> 01:12:56,531
Take my gun.
724
01:13:00,371 --> 01:13:02,973
Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.
725
01:13:03,073 --> 01:13:07,976
If I sniff the tiniest stink
you'll suck a bullet out of it.
726
01:13:12,216 --> 01:13:14,885
And what do you want to do with him?
727
01:13:14,985 --> 01:13:18,520
I am sick and tired of your vegetables.
728
01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:31,956
What the fuck!
729
01:13:32,136 --> 01:13:35,237
Please... can we go and see Daisy now?
730
01:13:40,844 --> 01:13:43,125
Just look at her.
731
01:13:43,347 --> 01:13:46,717
She's the only beautiful
and sweet thing about this place.
732
01:13:46,817 --> 01:13:49,553
I think she should be treated
in a regular hospital.
733
01:13:49,653 --> 01:13:51,488
No.
734
01:13:51,588 --> 01:13:54,658
I want my cock socket close.
735
01:13:54,758 --> 01:13:57,228
Beaten up women...
736
01:13:57,328 --> 01:13:59,805
make me so horny.
737
01:14:02,266 --> 01:14:03,970
Please, Bill, don't.
738
01:14:04,568 --> 01:14:07,771
Jesus Christ.
739
01:14:08,005 --> 01:14:10,138
I beg you.
740
01:14:14,309 --> 01:14:15,446
I love her.
741
01:14:15,546 --> 01:14:20,782
Even the corpse of a spastic
would turn you down. Fuck off!
742
01:14:41,005 --> 01:14:46,040
I'll make you squirt even in a coma.
743
01:14:58,922 --> 01:15:00,824
Alright, we're all done.
744
01:15:00,924 --> 01:15:02,857
Good job.
745
01:15:30,487 --> 01:15:32,790
I want you to make sure
746
01:15:32,890 --> 01:15:35,926
that the world premiere of the first
747
01:15:36,026 --> 01:15:38,562
human-prison centipede
748
01:15:38,662 --> 01:15:41,065
is guaranteed
749
01:15:41,165 --> 01:15:44,034
to take place the moment
750
01:15:44,134 --> 01:15:46,937
our communist governor
751
01:15:47,037 --> 01:15:50,174
appears at the gate to destroy us!
752
01:15:50,274 --> 01:15:54,244
Well, there is only
16 more prisoners left
753
01:15:54,344 --> 01:15:55,893
to undergo the procedure.
754
01:15:55,993 --> 01:15:58,949
After that the human-prison centipede
755
01:15:59,049 --> 01:16:01,752
will be finally complete
756
01:16:01,852 --> 01:16:03,846
on time and under budget.
757
01:16:04,488 --> 01:16:07,521
They did their magic.
758
01:16:09,827 --> 01:16:12,894
Thank God for Africa!
759
01:16:13,664 --> 01:16:17,933
Thank God for female circumcision!
760
01:16:26,410 --> 01:16:28,843
Private rehearsal!
761
01:16:33,517 --> 01:16:38,352
Let's hear what our zombie governor
762
01:16:38,639 --> 01:16:40,938
will have to say.
763
01:17:02,096 --> 01:17:06,659
May I offer you a genuine
Dominican Republic cigar?
764
01:17:06,759 --> 01:17:10,629
I only smoke Cuban cigars,
765
01:17:10,729 --> 01:17:12,598
best in the world.
766
01:17:12,698 --> 01:17:15,631
No! Just kidding.
767
01:17:16,301 --> 01:17:19,705
After having seen the miracle
768
01:17:19,805 --> 01:17:23,943
of the first human-prison centipede
769
01:17:24,543 --> 01:17:29,848
I'll never again touch
a communistic cigar from Cuba
770
01:17:29,948 --> 01:17:35,120
because you... Sir William Boss
771
01:17:35,220 --> 01:17:38,721
you are the new American hero.
772
01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:42,394
You are in the Hall of Fame
773
01:17:42,494 --> 01:17:44,246
with George Patton
774
01:17:44,346 --> 01:17:48,267
Neil Armstrong and Muhammad Ali.
775
01:17:48,367 --> 01:17:50,436
Thanks to you.
776
01:17:50,536 --> 01:17:53,088
Our glorious nation
777
01:17:53,188 --> 01:17:57,075
will be the example to the world again.
778
01:17:57,175 --> 01:18:01,580
A proud, safe nation
779
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:04,450
with hardly any crime.
780
01:18:04,550 --> 01:18:07,353
Your idea, Sir William,
781
01:18:07,453 --> 01:18:10,355
is of absolute genius.
782
01:18:10,455 --> 01:18:14,493
You will be honored personally
783
01:18:14,593 --> 01:18:19,862
by the President
of the United States of America.
784
01:18:21,433 --> 01:18:26,371
Actually, it was my accountant
Mr. Dwight Butler,
785
01:18:26,471 --> 01:18:29,272
it was his brilliant idea.
786
01:18:29,475 --> 01:18:31,317
Oh, yeah.
787
01:18:32,244 --> 01:18:34,710
You did it.
788
01:18:39,384 --> 01:18:42,664
You fucking...
789
01:18:42,765 --> 01:18:45,922
fucking did it.
790
01:18:58,003 --> 01:19:02,541
Mr. President.
It's me, William Boss, call me Bill.
791
01:19:02,641 --> 01:19:06,342
Sir, Mr. Tom Six is at the gate.
792
01:19:06,745 --> 01:19:08,611
Sir?
793
01:19:09,481 --> 01:19:11,814
- Sir?
- What?
794
01:19:13,318 --> 01:19:14,468
Sir?
795
01:19:20,759 --> 01:19:25,364
Oh, man, I am so excited to see
the real mouth to ass operation.
796
01:19:25,464 --> 01:19:29,902
Prove all the skeptics wrong.
It is 100% medically accurate.
797
01:19:30,002 --> 01:19:32,868
I'm gonna be so rich and famous.
798
01:19:37,809 --> 01:19:41,344
You owe me big time, mister.
799
01:19:48,220 --> 01:19:50,823
I'm already eating my own shit.
800
01:19:50,923 --> 01:19:56,260
I want to be
in the prison-human centipede.
801
01:19:59,397 --> 01:20:02,507
Wait, can't we use him
in the media conference?
802
01:20:02,607 --> 01:20:03,950
No.
803
01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:15,247
I don't want anyone
804
01:20:15,347 --> 01:20:18,080
liking this!
805
01:20:18,984 --> 01:20:21,720
Oh, man, this is so wrong.
806
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,166
Come on.
807
01:20:48,046 --> 01:20:51,080
- Wash, please.
- Wash.
808
01:20:52,284 --> 01:20:54,183
Yeah.
809
01:21:05,597 --> 01:21:08,564
- Marker.
- Marker!
810
01:21:10,836 --> 01:21:12,669
Yeah.
811
01:21:25,183 --> 01:21:28,318
My hands are shaking with excitement!
812
01:21:28,854 --> 01:21:32,295
What about you, Six? Having a hard-on?
813
01:21:36,561 --> 01:21:38,478
Look at this.
814
01:21:46,454 --> 01:21:49,191
Oh, yeah, oh.
815
01:21:49,741 --> 01:21:52,211
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
816
01:21:52,311 --> 01:21:55,573
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
817
01:21:57,049 --> 01:22:03,021
Six, I am gonna show you
some Human Centipede improvement.
818
01:22:03,121 --> 01:22:05,057
Copyright, Bill Boss.
819
01:22:05,157 --> 01:22:07,259
Follow me!
820
01:22:50,302 --> 01:22:54,215
- What a poor pussy?
- What in the hell is this?
821
01:22:55,974 --> 01:22:59,942
Wait and see, Dwighty.
822
01:23:01,413 --> 01:23:04,483
Wait and wonder
823
01:23:04,583 --> 01:23:07,419
Wait and see
824
01:23:07,519 --> 01:23:10,122
Mr. Dwighty
825
01:23:10,222 --> 01:23:12,791
Mr. Dwighty
826
01:23:12,891 --> 01:23:15,360
Wait and wonder
827
01:23:15,460 --> 01:23:17,696
Wait and see
828
01:23:17,796 --> 01:23:20,225
Mr. Dwighty.
829
01:23:32,944 --> 01:23:34,780
No.
830
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:38,814
120/80.
831
01:23:39,317 --> 01:23:41,450
Perfect!
832
01:23:44,389 --> 01:23:46,525
The pede looks perfect.
833
01:23:46,625 --> 01:23:49,094
The last few prisoners
have just been attached
834
01:23:49,194 --> 01:23:53,765
and although the wounds
are still fresh you get the idea!
835
01:23:53,865 --> 01:23:55,664
Perfect!
836
01:23:57,802 --> 01:24:01,173
- What?
- Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way.
837
01:24:01,273 --> 01:24:03,041
Perfect!
838
01:24:03,141 --> 01:24:05,588
We are ready for the cunt!
839
01:24:11,049 --> 01:24:16,054
Dwight! I repeat... you are really
840
01:24:16,154 --> 01:24:18,356
the cunt!
841
01:24:18,456 --> 01:24:19,713
Hello, sir.
842
01:24:49,087 --> 01:24:52,521
Why do you two assholes...
843
01:24:53,225 --> 01:24:56,195
look so pleased with yourselves?
844
01:24:56,995 --> 01:25:00,799
The both of you are fucking fired.
845
01:25:00,899 --> 01:25:03,365
I should have done it years ago.
846
01:25:04,369 --> 01:25:07,372
All problems are history, sir.
847
01:25:07,472 --> 01:25:09,574
I took your advice.
848
01:25:09,674 --> 01:25:12,160
I've learned
from your strong personality.
849
01:25:12,260 --> 01:25:15,780
You are the ultimate leader.
You are my role model.
850
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:20,318
And now the prisoners
are like obedient slaves
851
01:25:20,418 --> 01:25:22,587
begging for mercy.
852
01:25:22,687 --> 01:25:25,357
I got them down on their knees.
853
01:25:25,457 --> 01:25:28,494
Literally.
854
01:25:28,994 --> 01:25:32,764
Your last visit inspired me
855
01:25:32,864 --> 01:25:35,066
to such an extend
856
01:25:35,166 --> 01:25:38,101
a brilliant idea!
857
01:25:39,971 --> 01:25:42,140
I'll show you the result
858
01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:46,211
that tells more than a thousand words.
859
01:25:46,311 --> 01:25:50,446
The last ones have just been attached.
860
01:25:51,516 --> 01:25:55,718
So it is show time.
861
01:25:56,054 --> 01:25:57,772
Attached?
862
01:25:57,872 --> 01:25:59,691
Attached?
863
01:25:59,791 --> 01:26:02,627
A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D, attached?
864
01:26:02,727 --> 01:26:05,494
- Yes.
- What does that mean?
865
01:26:06,798 --> 01:26:08,266
Wait and see.
866
01:26:08,366 --> 01:26:11,901
You talk so much shit,
your ass must get jealous.
867
01:26:13,605 --> 01:26:16,816
Great, governor, I love that.
868
01:26:43,468 --> 01:26:45,849
What the hell is this?
869
01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:50,875
The black panther
870
01:26:50,975 --> 01:26:54,162
made it to the lead!
871
01:26:54,262 --> 01:26:59,651
This burger-killer is feeding the whole
humanitarian system behind him.
872
01:26:59,751 --> 01:27:04,286
Don't cry. Tomorrow,
you'll get your hamburgers.
873
01:27:05,857 --> 01:27:09,561
- Why?
- Because he loves junk food.
874
01:27:09,661 --> 01:27:12,832
No, no, I don't mean that.
I mean, what...
875
01:27:13,832 --> 01:27:15,131
What is this?
876
01:27:17,068 --> 01:27:18,390
Dwight...
877
01:27:19,137 --> 01:27:21,806
tell the governor my vision!
878
01:27:21,906 --> 01:27:24,375
And this black whiner here
879
01:27:24,475 --> 01:27:28,243
has to become a middle piece.
880
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:30,048
Fuck!
881
01:27:30,148 --> 01:27:31,416
Well, sir,
882
01:27:31,516 --> 01:27:35,086
more than 50 billion dollars a year
are spend on corrections.
883
01:27:35,186 --> 01:27:38,123
Yet more than 4 in 10
offenders nationwide
884
01:27:38,223 --> 01:27:41,459
return to prison within
three years of their release.
885
01:27:41,559 --> 01:27:45,861
This, despite a massive increase
in state expenditure.
886
01:27:46,397 --> 01:27:49,067
- Shit!
- But, not anymore.
887
01:27:49,167 --> 01:27:54,106
This human-prison centipede
will reduce crime dramatically.
888
01:27:54,806 --> 01:27:59,845
It will be a deterrent to anyone
considering a career in crime
889
01:27:59,945 --> 01:28:02,167
and no more recidivism.
890
01:28:05,116 --> 01:28:07,836
Feed him!
891
01:28:07,936 --> 01:28:10,338
Feed him!
892
01:28:10,888 --> 01:28:14,423
Digestion in progress!
893
01:28:15,527 --> 01:28:18,229
No, it's not halal
894
01:28:18,329 --> 01:28:20,365
it's not kosher!
895
01:28:20,465 --> 01:28:24,602
A Jew behind a Muslim
a Muslim behind a Jew!
896
01:28:24,702 --> 01:28:28,473
A Republican behind a Mexican
897
01:28:28,573 --> 01:28:32,007
a crip behind a blood.
898
01:28:32,544 --> 01:28:34,813
"Peace on earth,
899
01:28:34,913 --> 01:28:37,749
good will to men."
900
01:28:37,949 --> 01:28:40,516
Oh, my God.
901
01:28:43,521 --> 01:28:45,888
This is too much.
902
01:29:03,775 --> 01:29:05,759
Bill Boss...
903
01:29:06,144 --> 01:29:09,010
isn't that your secretary?
904
01:29:14,586 --> 01:29:17,857
Yeah... yeah. That's...
905
01:29:19,057 --> 01:29:21,556
only a short...
906
01:29:22,193 --> 01:29:24,463
gender-test!
907
01:29:24,963 --> 01:29:27,232
Come on, sir!
908
01:29:35,507 --> 01:29:37,538
Dwight!
909
01:29:39,544 --> 01:29:44,246
Tell our beloved governor
about the money savings!
910
01:29:44,882 --> 01:29:47,719
The savings would be in the billions!
911
01:29:47,819 --> 01:29:52,190
We can make savings on prison staff
food and drinks.
912
01:29:52,290 --> 01:29:55,293
On books and television, housing.
913
01:29:55,393 --> 01:29:57,629
Heck, we don't even need fences no more.
914
01:29:57,729 --> 01:30:02,467
We can even save more money
if we attach them in a circle
915
01:30:02,567 --> 01:30:04,502
like a perpetuum mobile.
916
01:30:04,602 --> 01:30:09,374
Feces going round and round.
Food isn't needed anymore.
917
01:30:09,474 --> 01:30:14,579
Only cheap liquid
and vitamin injections.
918
01:30:14,679 --> 01:30:18,349
And that money could be spent
on schools and the hospitals
919
01:30:18,449 --> 01:30:22,387
and nursing homes and road improvements.
920
01:30:22,487 --> 01:30:23,955
Whatever you want.
921
01:30:24,055 --> 01:30:26,656
And the tax payers,
they'll love you for it.
922
01:30:36,851 --> 01:30:40,772
His anus is not very clean!
923
01:30:40,872 --> 01:30:43,708
I want perfection in my penitentiary!
924
01:30:43,808 --> 01:30:47,745
Inmates shall feel well
and clean, understand?
925
01:30:47,845 --> 01:30:49,883
Wipe it!
926
01:30:50,682 --> 01:30:53,049
I apologize.
927
01:30:53,751 --> 01:30:57,989
In the beginning
things are not always perfect.
928
01:30:58,089 --> 01:31:02,560
Please follow me
for another interesting insight.
929
01:31:02,660 --> 01:31:04,333
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
930
01:31:16,374 --> 01:31:20,545
The human caterpillar!
931
01:31:20,645 --> 01:31:23,913
For the lifetime convicts
932
01:31:24,449 --> 01:31:27,669
and our friends on death row.
933
01:31:27,769 --> 01:31:29,954
Now...
934
01:31:30,054 --> 01:31:33,388
is that a deterrent?
935
01:31:44,902 --> 01:31:46,871
This man...
936
01:31:46,971 --> 01:31:50,539
has just finished his sentence...
937
01:31:51,042 --> 01:31:55,146
and already checked out
of the centipede chain.
938
01:31:55,246 --> 01:31:58,080
Ready to go home.
939
01:32:01,119 --> 01:32:05,423
All what is left are a few little scars
940
01:32:05,523 --> 01:32:09,143
around his mouth and anus.
941
01:32:09,243 --> 01:32:12,063
Another big advantage
942
01:32:12,163 --> 01:32:15,133
because other people can see
943
01:32:15,233 --> 01:32:19,103
by these little stigmas
that he was integrated
944
01:32:19,203 --> 01:32:21,773
in a prison centipede.
945
01:32:21,873 --> 01:32:25,574
Another huge deterrent, right?
946
01:32:28,029 --> 01:32:29,696
How are you doing?
947
01:32:47,031 --> 01:32:49,454
Good luck, my friend.
948
01:32:52,870 --> 01:32:55,240
Stay clean!
949
01:32:56,641 --> 01:33:00,752
You see? It really works.
950
01:33:01,846 --> 01:33:03,631
What do you think, sir?
951
01:33:05,550 --> 01:33:06,652
This...
952
01:33:07,652 --> 01:33:09,987
this is a violation of human rights.
953
01:33:10,087 --> 01:33:12,357
It's certainly a violation
of federal ethics!
954
01:33:12,457 --> 01:33:14,325
Oh, God, I am fucked.
955
01:33:14,425 --> 01:33:17,660
You insane freaks will get
the death penalty for this.
956
01:33:20,198 --> 01:33:23,801
Sir, you're dead right.
957
01:33:23,901 --> 01:33:27,572
But in fact, it was Mr... But...
958
01:33:27,672 --> 01:33:32,107
This is heights. This is too much.
This is too much.
959
01:33:35,146 --> 01:33:39,047
You got the wrong man!
960
01:33:40,384 --> 01:33:42,418
Fuck!
961
01:34:58,596 --> 01:35:00,198
Please, don't.
962
01:35:00,298 --> 01:35:03,968
What an epic
963
01:35:04,068 --> 01:35:06,404
glorious moment?
964
01:35:06,804 --> 01:35:11,042
When do you think we can start
the national surgical campaign
965
01:35:11,142 --> 01:35:14,209
'cause I am so fucking ready.
966
01:35:16,881 --> 01:35:18,914
What is the matter?
967
01:36:52,143 --> 01:36:53,833
Gentlemen...
968
01:36:54,545 --> 01:36:58,180
this is exactly what America needs.
969
01:37:00,618 --> 01:37:03,221
This may even get me elected president.
970
01:37:03,321 --> 01:37:06,955
You've convinced me. It's genius.
971
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:12,597
Don't change a goddamn thing.
972
01:37:12,697 --> 01:37:17,699
My pals in DC... they won't believe
their near-sighted eyeballs.
973
01:37:29,113 --> 01:37:31,882
Yep, my idea!
974
01:37:31,982 --> 01:37:33,895
You are...
975
01:37:34,719 --> 01:37:38,286
absolutely right, Dwight.
976
01:37:41,325 --> 01:37:43,928
You're indeed a genius.
977
01:37:44,028 --> 01:37:47,562
You came up with the idea.
978
01:37:49,300 --> 01:37:52,470
You deserve every credit.
979
01:37:53,604 --> 01:37:57,156
Give me a hug, Dwighty!
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