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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:57,766 BETTY BLUE 2 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,271 I had known Betty for a week. 3 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,773 We made love every night. 4 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,609 The forecast was for storms. 5 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,505 Saved! 6 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,863 Now for a nice little shower! 7 00:05:53,102 --> 00:05:55,396 First time we've met in daylight. 8 00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,567 You're much too early! 9 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,906 So what? How do I look? 10 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,246 What do you think? 11 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:14,749 Do I please you? 12 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,263 Eating all that chili by yourself? 13 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,224 In this heat? You're mad. 14 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:35,270 I'll eat chili no matter how hot it is, Betty. 15 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,775 Me too, I'm starving! 16 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,778 Glad to see me? 17 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,286 They're all bastards! 18 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:53,788 Who? 19 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,959 Forget it. Kiss me! 20 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,299 All bastards! 21 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:07,927 No wonder a girl ends up splitting! 22 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,388 Wait, explain, I don't get you. 23 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,433 Why don't you ever listen to me? 24 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,810 I do listen! I'm listening! 25 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,151 I expect more from a guy than sex! 26 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:32,827 To think I spent a year in that dump 27 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:36,831 wiping tables and dodging drunks 28 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:41,085 just to get felt up one morning by the boss! 29 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,296 I've got to start all over again now! 30 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,341 I split. Anyway, I was fired. 31 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:49,677 Can't even buy a train ticket. 32 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:17,038 She was a flower with psychic antennae and a tinsel heart. 33 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:23,211 Not many girls could dress as casually as she did. 34 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,220 I saw that girl again yesterday. 35 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,727 It's not right in this fucking heat. 36 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,731 I think she was looking for you. 37 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,192 Was it you Zorg, huh? 38 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:50,196 A girl in a little apron, with black hair. 39 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:54,242 A girl something like that? 40 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,425 Jesus fucking Christ! 41 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,721 Yes, old George, she was looking for me. 42 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,275 I've changed my mind, I'm coming too. 43 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,384 You've torn a page out of Playboy. 44 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:56,387 - What do you think? - She's a bit common. 45 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,014 That reassures me. 46 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,847 Hold on... Hold on a second! 47 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:45,686 Down in one. 48 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,689 Down in one... 49 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:09,043 I can't get up! We drank too much. 50 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:16,050 I need to take a piss. 51 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,557 Don't press on my bladder. 52 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,902 I'm happy being with you. 53 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,741 I'd like to stay with you if I can. 54 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,372 Well, I think you can. 55 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:51,544 I've got no wife, no kids. 56 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:56,257 We've got a nice pad. 57 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,262 I have an OK job. I do repairs. 58 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:07,101 I'm confident... We're still young. 59 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,109 I didn't want explanations. 60 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,738 I only wanted to kiss her and caress her ass 61 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,783 as long as her bladder held out. 62 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:54,481 Who is that guy? Wake up! 63 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,611 Who is he? Make yourself at home! 64 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,988 Wait, I'll be right back. 65 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:04,491 How are you? Excuse me, you're sitting on my trousers. 66 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:12,791 I don't wear underwear either. It's uncomfortable. 67 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,960 I'll get you some coffee. 68 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,630 I have to make it first. 69 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,132 I'll do it. You get dressed. 70 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:25,012 Is it because of that girl 71 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,973 that you're still in the sack at 10 a.m.? 72 00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:30,017 10 o'clock already? 73 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,312 You're fantastic. It's 11! 74 00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:36,190 She mustn't make you forget, see? 75 00:13:37,232 --> 00:13:39,860 She mustn't make you forget 76 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:44,865 why you're here, why I house you and why I pay you. 77 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,911 I'll boil some water. 78 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,206 Shit! 79 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,709 This isn't her fault at all, honestly. 80 00:13:56,085 --> 00:14:00,381 Coffee keeps its flavor better in the fridge. 81 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,383 Yes, it is better. 82 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:08,680 Fancy a snort? 83 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,391 No, thanks very much. 84 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:18,565 Always moisten the grounds first. 85 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:24,571 All I have to do is to run an ad 86 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:29,368 to get loads of guys for your job, but I want to be fair. 87 00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:33,080 I've had you a long time and you're OK. 88 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:39,211 But I don't think you can keep that girl here 89 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,880 and do your job right. 90 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,715 Know what I mean? 91 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,594 See how it swells up? 92 00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:50,848 George told you about her? 93 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,850 You let everyone see! 94 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,728 He could've told you how much she does here. 95 00:14:57,020 --> 00:15:01,608 The housework, shopping, everything! That counts a lot! 96 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:07,281 Saves me lots of time! What's more, 97 00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:10,284 she does it for free. 98 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,914 So you want me to just forget it. 99 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,918 I did oversleep today, but I'll make up for it! 100 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,796 Especially after coffee! 101 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,426 Tell me when. 102 00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:36,476 Slap some paint on all these shacks! 103 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,812 They look like hell! 104 00:15:39,187 --> 00:15:41,773 They sure would look better. 105 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,282 There may be a way... 106 00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:54,912 Can you and your girl do it? 107 00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:57,748 That'd take a whole crew of painters! 108 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,667 We'd still be at it in the year 2000! 109 00:16:01,376 --> 00:16:05,839 When you're in love, what's time? And don't you two form a crew? 110 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,344 OK, but how will you pay her? 111 00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:17,017 You're crazy! You just asked me to forget I saw her! 112 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,731 How can I make ends meet if I pay her? 113 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,196 Just do it at your own pace! 114 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:36,203 Get to work! I'll order the paint from old George. 115 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,499 Don't worry, just plug away! 116 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:44,086 And don't forget to moisten the grounds! 117 00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:57,974 Who was that fat slob? 118 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,560 The owner. 119 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,562 What did he want? 120 00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:07,067 Nothing, he just wants us to do a little paint job. 121 00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:10,195 Terrific! I love to paint! 122 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,576 500 bungalows. 500 fronts. 123 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,580 1,500 sides. Thousands of shutters! 124 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,500 Just a little paint job! 125 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,255 Are you two going to repaint all these shacks? 126 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,924 Should repaint the people too! 127 00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:34,261 Now shut your big mouth, George! 128 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,681 Hell, are you mad at me? 129 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,433 How did you guess? 130 00:17:40,016 --> 00:17:43,895 Don't talk about it in front of Betty! Go play your sax! 131 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:56,074 I just told those nice folks we'd paint their house. 132 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,790 What shall I paint? 133 00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:06,918 The shutters. And I'll do the rest. 134 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,504 - What's bugging you? - Nothing. 135 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,299 The winner helps the other. 136 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:27,689 Ready! 137 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:31,109 I hope she doesn't fall! 138 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:33,653 She won't. She's young! 139 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,386 I win! 140 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,307 I'll help you now! 141 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:04,309 OK, go ahead! 142 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,453 What a drag! 143 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,501 Shit! 144 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,962 You goofed! 145 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,505 What's wrong? 146 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:38,843 My fault. I forgot to tell you not to go past the corner! 147 00:19:39,135 --> 00:19:40,512 The brush is too big. 148 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,515 Now it looks as if that side is started! 149 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,392 But who cares? 150 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,018 ''Who cares?'' 151 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:50,397 You're not going to paint just one side, are you? 152 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,900 You want to do the whole shack for them! 153 00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:59,197 You really are a champion house painter! 154 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,907 What do you expect? 155 00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:06,579 Go on, I'll hold the bucket. 156 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,919 Fallen asleep again? 157 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,947 Sleepy warm slug... 158 00:21:48,014 --> 00:21:49,474 Ready? 159 00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:58,816 Smile! Hold the roller higher! 160 00:22:14,707 --> 00:22:15,750 It's terrific! 161 00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:18,503 - I look awful! - What are you mad about? 162 00:22:19,545 --> 00:22:22,465 We're fed up with painting. Just one more! 163 00:22:22,715 --> 00:22:25,176 Stop, we've already got 50, Betty. 164 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:30,515 Let's have a beer. 165 00:22:31,557 --> 00:22:32,809 That fat slob again! 166 00:22:33,726 --> 00:22:35,353 You sure are working hard! 167 00:22:36,729 --> 00:22:37,855 What do you expect? 168 00:22:39,565 --> 00:22:44,195 You're fantastic! We'll see if you can keep up the pace! 169 00:22:45,071 --> 00:22:47,156 What did he just say? 170 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,450 He didn't say anything! 171 00:22:49,742 --> 00:22:51,703 What do you mean, ''the pace''? 172 00:22:52,912 --> 00:22:56,457 Don't worry, my dear young lady, 173 00:22:56,749 --> 00:23:01,045 I'm not asking you to do it non-stop, I'm not a monster! 174 00:23:01,921 --> 00:23:05,008 Just keep fanning yourself. Suits you nicely! 175 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:07,010 To do what non-stop? 176 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,178 All the bungalows. 177 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,888 He's kidding! 178 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,684 Do I act like it? 179 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,061 I'll think it over! 180 00:23:18,604 --> 00:23:20,565 Betty! Stop! 181 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:22,400 You're insane! 182 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,986 I don't mind painting your crate! 183 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:27,363 Makes it look more sporty! 184 00:23:27,613 --> 00:23:30,032 But I won't paint your shacks! 185 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,326 She's insane! 186 00:23:32,618 --> 00:23:35,580 One wipe and it'll be like new! 187 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:42,211 Got to forgive her, she's having her period! 188 00:23:43,171 --> 00:23:45,089 I'm sure she's sorry! 189 00:23:51,804 --> 00:23:54,891 I'll even paint the light poles for you! 190 00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:58,770 No, the light company does that, you jerk! 191 00:24:12,158 --> 00:24:13,451 Hi! It's me! 192 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,621 What did you tell that asshole? 193 00:24:18,164 --> 00:24:21,584 Look, he wouldn't let you stay unless you worked! 194 00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:25,463 It's murder to paint all those shacks! 195 00:24:26,297 --> 00:24:27,715 In a way, yes. 196 00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:30,384 ''In a way''! Shit, they're all bastards! 197 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,887 We should cut all their throats! 198 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:36,098 - How would that help? - Have you no pride? 199 00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:38,559 I'll paint the whole town pink 200 00:24:38,809 --> 00:24:41,103 just to stay with you, kitten! 201 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:46,067 You're nuts! Look what shit we're in with that asshole! 202 00:24:46,317 --> 00:24:49,278 You let him screw you and for what? Tell me! 203 00:24:49,695 --> 00:24:51,572 We're all in the same boat! 204 00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:53,950 Stop talking bullshit! 205 00:24:54,825 --> 00:24:57,453 How can I love you if I can't admire you? 206 00:24:57,995 --> 00:25:00,456 We're only learning how to die here! 207 00:25:00,998 --> 00:25:05,586 See the wind outside, blowing bits of newspapers by? 208 00:25:05,836 --> 00:25:10,258 Papers from the North one day, from the South the next, 209 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:12,885 always the same bullshit and we're in between! 210 00:25:13,177 --> 00:25:15,930 Now look, we've got a nice pad to screw in, 211 00:25:16,222 --> 00:25:18,307 so it's you who's nuts! 212 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:22,645 You nerd! Something's always wrong with you guys! Shit! 213 00:25:24,021 --> 00:25:25,648 You're a dumb bitch! 214 00:25:38,369 --> 00:25:40,329 Always something wrong with a guy! 215 00:25:45,376 --> 00:25:48,296 It's dark in here, it stinks, it's ugly! 216 00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:51,173 I'm fed up! Can't breathe in here! 217 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:56,345 I'm going to fix your house up good so I can breathe! 218 00:26:00,391 --> 00:26:02,351 Look at all this shit! 219 00:26:06,564 --> 00:26:08,482 I'll fucking show you! 220 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:09,817 Not that one, Betty! 221 00:26:10,109 --> 00:26:11,485 Why is it so special? 222 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,988 Sentimental attachment. 223 00:26:17,074 --> 00:26:17,992 What's all that? 224 00:26:18,284 --> 00:26:22,371 Hitler's memoirs. Give me that box. Please! 225 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:25,916 Did you write this? 226 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,544 Yeah. Ages ago. 227 00:26:33,090 --> 00:26:35,009 You wrote that many pages? 228 00:26:35,259 --> 00:26:38,220 Yeah, but it's nothing, just crap! 229 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,014 About what? 230 00:26:40,264 --> 00:26:43,225 Just stuff... I'd almost forgotten. 231 00:26:43,934 --> 00:26:46,645 No one forgets stuff like that! 232 00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:49,023 Won't you come to bed now? 233 00:26:52,693 --> 00:26:55,196 You can't start reading that now! 234 00:26:55,446 --> 00:26:57,072 You'll see if I can't! 235 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,872 The numbers on the covers show the order? 236 00:27:05,164 --> 00:27:06,332 That's right. 237 00:27:12,129 --> 00:27:15,090 Betty was the first one to read it... 238 00:27:15,591 --> 00:27:17,092 quiet at last... 239 00:27:18,135 --> 00:27:19,720 At 30, you begin to know 240 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:23,098 what life's about, and you enjoy a break. 241 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:42,845 Want some coffee? 242 00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:53,814 One lump or two? 243 00:28:56,108 --> 00:28:57,359 Two lumps then. 244 00:29:04,575 --> 00:29:06,535 I'm going to work now. 245 00:29:10,247 --> 00:29:11,540 Do you like it? 246 00:29:19,923 --> 00:29:22,843 Oh it's you! What'll you be painting next? 247 00:29:23,093 --> 00:29:24,845 The Sistine Chapel! 248 00:29:25,095 --> 00:29:29,850 Actually working! Will you do the insides afterwards? 249 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:32,227 Yeah, cover up your furniture! 250 00:29:32,603 --> 00:29:37,232 I'll start now. Come and see my girls afterwards. 251 00:30:52,850 --> 00:30:55,936 Is that you making all that racket? 252 00:30:56,228 --> 00:30:57,771 Just squashing a mosquito. 253 00:30:58,021 --> 00:31:00,607 Quit fooling around, it's too early for mosquitoes! 254 00:31:00,858 --> 00:31:03,777 Look, you can see it squirming in a puddle of blood. 255 00:31:04,027 --> 00:31:06,947 Looks like the sun has got to you. 256 00:31:07,197 --> 00:31:10,492 I felt tired earlier but now I'm 100% again. 257 00:31:11,034 --> 00:31:14,413 Look at my little girl. Isn't she cute? 258 00:31:14,705 --> 00:31:17,249 That's your little girl? She's no spring chicken! 259 00:31:17,541 --> 00:31:19,459 What do you expect? 260 00:31:24,214 --> 00:31:27,593 What's this? Is it my birthday? 261 00:31:27,884 --> 00:31:30,345 No, baby, just dinner for two. 262 00:31:31,555 --> 00:31:33,307 - What is it? - Mussels. 263 00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:35,809 I'll pour your wine. 264 00:31:38,562 --> 00:31:40,355 Some spread! 265 00:31:49,573 --> 00:31:50,782 I'm dreaming! 266 00:31:53,285 --> 00:31:54,286 Taste it! 267 00:31:56,288 --> 00:31:57,247 Like it? 268 00:32:00,083 --> 00:32:02,044 I know that smell. 269 00:32:04,087 --> 00:32:06,673 Turkey with chestnuts! Do you like that? 270 00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:09,384 Love it. Ideal in this season! 271 00:32:13,638 --> 00:32:15,015 What's the occasion? 272 00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:17,392 Wait, let me look at you. 273 00:32:19,102 --> 00:32:21,396 When I think you wrote that! 274 00:32:22,105 --> 00:32:24,691 I've never read anything like it! 275 00:32:25,776 --> 00:32:27,402 You don't realize. 276 00:32:28,612 --> 00:32:32,407 Now I see why you came to this hole. To write that. 277 00:32:33,116 --> 00:32:36,745 To think you paint shacks drives me crazy! 278 00:32:37,162 --> 00:32:40,248 This world wasn't exactly made for me. 279 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:44,044 We'll see about that. Kiss me. 280 00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:50,425 I hadn't come to that hole to write. 281 00:32:50,801 --> 00:32:54,429 It was later that I started writing. 282 00:32:54,805 --> 00:32:56,390 So I could feel alive. 283 00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,060 Mornings you start at 11 and now afternoons at 4! 284 00:33:00,310 --> 00:33:03,772 It's too hot! But I work till dark, lots of hours! 285 00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:10,070 That's the end of that! 286 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,239 Who are you to talk to him like that? 287 00:33:12,489 --> 00:33:13,907 I'm not talking to you! 288 00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:15,408 Guess who you are talking to? 289 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:19,454 The greatest writer alive, fat ass! 290 00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:24,126 Doesn't show on his face! And she hasn't even got panties on! 291 00:33:27,671 --> 00:33:30,340 Take a good look, schmuck! 292 00:33:30,674 --> 00:33:35,137 Shut up, you! Now get your eyes full! 293 00:33:38,223 --> 00:33:39,474 She's a real hellcat! 294 00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:41,601 Not hurt, are you? 295 00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:44,646 You asshole! Now get rid of that girl! 296 00:33:47,107 --> 00:33:49,651 I don't ever want to see her again! 297 00:34:03,582 --> 00:34:05,333 I think I'll go to work now. 298 00:34:06,209 --> 00:34:08,837 Hey, Betty, I'm going to work. 299 00:34:17,721 --> 00:34:20,223 She's in a real frenzy! 300 00:34:21,057 --> 00:34:22,684 She loves housework! 301 00:34:26,563 --> 00:34:28,356 There goes the casserole! 302 00:34:29,608 --> 00:34:30,984 The ironing board! 303 00:34:31,568 --> 00:34:32,819 The record player! 304 00:34:33,153 --> 00:34:35,155 My Gershwin record! 305 00:34:35,405 --> 00:34:36,531 Frankly... 306 00:34:41,745 --> 00:34:44,122 I wouldn't want a housekeeper like her! 307 00:34:44,414 --> 00:34:45,707 I don't blame you. 308 00:34:50,086 --> 00:34:51,171 She's almost through. 309 00:34:52,756 --> 00:34:55,550 Your pad will look very Zen now! 310 00:35:31,419 --> 00:35:32,545 OK. Are you coming? 311 00:35:37,425 --> 00:35:38,718 You're insane! 312 00:36:34,149 --> 00:36:36,901 What? I can't hear! 313 00:36:39,154 --> 00:36:41,739 I love you! I love you! 314 00:36:41,990 --> 00:36:42,740 Once more! 315 00:36:42,991 --> 00:36:45,952 I love you! I love you! 316 00:36:46,828 --> 00:36:48,413 I love him! 317 00:36:59,007 --> 00:37:01,301 We could've taken the train! 318 00:37:01,593 --> 00:37:02,969 This is adventure! 319 00:37:03,887 --> 00:37:04,596 Who is she? 320 00:37:04,888 --> 00:37:08,766 My best friend. We can stay with her. She's a widow. 321 00:37:10,518 --> 00:37:12,103 What if she's not home? 322 00:37:12,353 --> 00:37:14,439 We'll visit Montmartre! 323 00:37:25,867 --> 00:37:29,495 Isn't it great? The Marne. All the rooms have a river view, 324 00:37:30,038 --> 00:37:33,166 with the barges and the ducks. Rusty! 325 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:38,171 Hey, the tap's leaking! 326 00:37:38,546 --> 00:37:43,176 Everything's going to pot since Frank died. Honestly! 327 00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,847 Hey, you've chosen number 13. 328 00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:51,601 It's no 5-star hotel, no doubt about that. 329 00:37:51,893 --> 00:37:55,813 The room's been free a week and the rest of the place 6 months. 330 00:37:56,064 --> 00:37:59,651 I live just downstairs. Well, how does it grab you? 331 00:38:00,401 --> 00:38:01,152 Can we rent it? 332 00:38:01,402 --> 00:38:03,154 Rent it? Of course you can. 333 00:38:03,404 --> 00:38:05,156 I'd rather have tenants like you. 334 00:38:05,406 --> 00:38:07,325 Number 13. Just think, our luck's in. 335 00:38:07,575 --> 00:38:10,995 - There's a double bed too. - A double bed! Great! 336 00:38:14,916 --> 00:38:16,709 The base needs changing. 337 00:38:17,418 --> 00:38:20,838 It's good to see you. I feel a bit lonely at times. 338 00:38:21,089 --> 00:38:23,549 Don't worry. Come on, we'll look after you. 339 00:38:24,092 --> 00:38:26,177 Me? There? With you? 340 00:38:26,594 --> 00:38:28,721 All three of us? With you? Now? 341 00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:31,849 Want a cuddle? A little cuddle? Watch out... 342 00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:35,228 Oh, kisses... Me too... I want one too! 343 00:38:40,274 --> 00:38:42,902 We'll get out of your hair soon. 344 00:38:43,277 --> 00:38:46,906 You can stay as long as you like. I'm glad you're around, you know. 345 00:38:47,323 --> 00:38:48,866 You know that. 346 00:38:49,117 --> 00:38:52,078 Tell me, haven't you got a man right now? 347 00:38:53,621 --> 00:38:57,250 Some days I do, some days I don't. Like everybody, nothing serious. 348 00:39:00,128 --> 00:39:01,421 I've got my dog. 349 00:39:02,630 --> 00:39:03,881 Wait... Wait... There! 350 00:39:06,008 --> 00:39:08,719 Fetch! You should find someone anyway. 351 00:39:08,970 --> 00:39:12,890 I'd love to. But you know men. With my looks, it's not that easy. 352 00:39:17,979 --> 00:39:19,605 Hey, Rusty! Look! 353 00:39:22,483 --> 00:39:25,945 The one who gets through my door will have to be a real wonder. 354 00:39:27,822 --> 00:39:29,949 Well, have you got your bearings? 355 00:39:30,908 --> 00:39:31,784 And the rent? 356 00:39:32,034 --> 00:39:35,371 Could you do odd jobs there in exchange for rent? 357 00:39:35,663 --> 00:39:37,415 You bet! I'm a plumber! 358 00:39:37,707 --> 00:39:40,460 A plumber? Great! My toilet's broken! 359 00:39:42,170 --> 00:39:43,421 I'll buy the stuff! 360 00:39:43,713 --> 00:39:46,007 No, I'll swipe it from a building site! 361 00:40:03,608 --> 00:40:04,775 What are you doing? 362 00:40:05,067 --> 00:40:08,446 Not even a masterpiece gets read unless it's typed. 363 00:40:08,696 --> 00:40:10,156 Can you type? 364 00:40:11,532 --> 00:40:13,326 You plan to type all that? 365 00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:15,119 Good luck, sweetie! 366 00:40:18,414 --> 00:40:20,291 - How far are you? - On page 1. 367 00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:26,672 Go away, you confuse me! 368 00:41:36,242 --> 00:41:37,868 A little drop of water... 369 00:41:39,245 --> 00:41:41,372 Shit, the tap's leaking. 370 00:41:47,169 --> 00:41:49,463 Lisa's out again tonight. 371 00:41:50,673 --> 00:41:52,258 Still like it as much? 372 00:41:52,508 --> 00:41:54,135 Don't you worry. 373 00:41:54,844 --> 00:41:57,096 I may never get published, Betty. 374 00:41:57,346 --> 00:41:58,597 Are you kidding? 375 00:41:58,848 --> 00:42:01,142 It's a strange world, baby. 376 00:42:02,685 --> 00:42:04,103 Won't you eat now? 377 00:42:05,521 --> 00:42:07,606 I've boiled some eggs for you! 378 00:42:07,857 --> 00:42:09,483 I don't have time! 379 00:42:17,032 --> 00:42:18,784 Why stare at me so? 380 00:42:19,034 --> 00:42:21,120 I think you're beautiful. 381 00:42:21,370 --> 00:42:23,164 Then come and kiss me. 382 00:44:59,862 --> 00:45:01,113 What are you doing? 383 00:45:01,864 --> 00:45:05,826 Repairing the tap. It leaks. 384 00:45:06,368 --> 00:45:07,327 Aren't you cold? 385 00:45:08,912 --> 00:45:10,289 I'm not very warm. 386 00:45:10,581 --> 00:45:11,623 How's Betty doing? 387 00:45:11,874 --> 00:45:13,459 She's progressing. 388 00:45:19,214 --> 00:45:20,007 And you? 389 00:45:22,217 --> 00:45:23,469 Your eyes are shining. 390 00:45:25,220 --> 00:45:28,182 Oh, Zorg. I just got laid! 391 00:45:28,932 --> 00:45:30,517 Really laid! 392 00:45:33,103 --> 00:45:34,521 Don't laugh! 393 00:45:36,106 --> 00:45:37,691 Who is he? 394 00:45:38,233 --> 00:45:40,194 You'll meet him! 395 00:45:45,991 --> 00:45:46,992 Time for bed. 396 00:45:47,284 --> 00:45:49,161 For me too. 397 00:45:50,746 --> 00:45:52,873 Smell anything burning? 398 00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:56,710 No, why? 399 00:45:59,922 --> 00:46:01,715 Rusty, come on! 400 00:46:17,606 --> 00:46:18,690 Zorg, come here! 401 00:46:24,279 --> 00:46:25,531 Guess what I'm typing? 402 00:46:28,867 --> 00:46:30,869 ''THE END'' 403 00:46:40,170 --> 00:46:41,755 You've got me all wrong. 404 00:46:42,965 --> 00:46:47,177 You're a writer, not a plumber! What did I type? A novel! 405 00:46:47,469 --> 00:46:50,556 Don't be so dumb! Play the races if you like, 406 00:46:50,806 --> 00:46:53,892 I don't care, but stop being a plumber, OK? 407 00:46:54,142 --> 00:46:58,272 See this list? All the publishers in this dumb town! 408 00:46:59,648 --> 00:47:00,774 All of them! 409 00:47:01,984 --> 00:47:04,528 I think I'll go buy a racing mag. 410 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:12,786 What'll it be? 411 00:47:13,328 --> 00:47:15,956 - Tequila. - We don't have that. 412 00:47:19,668 --> 00:47:21,628 Pernod then. 413 00:47:30,053 --> 00:47:31,305 Make it a triple. 414 00:47:45,110 --> 00:47:47,904 Hey, are we on the banks of the Marne here? 415 00:47:48,530 --> 00:47:49,781 How many rooms? 13? 416 00:47:50,032 --> 00:47:54,411 13 rooms on the banks of the Marne can bring in cash. Honestly. 417 00:47:54,703 --> 00:47:58,999 Just bend down to pick it up. That's why I'm a hunchback. Here. 418 00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:02,419 - You're no hunchback. - I am. 419 00:48:02,753 --> 00:48:04,838 You're no hunchback, you're handsome. 420 00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:07,466 Come on, drink up, it's chianti. 421 00:48:07,758 --> 00:48:12,179 And there's Parma ham, mortadella and home-made pate. 422 00:48:12,721 --> 00:48:16,016 And Smyrna olives... Smyrna olives. 423 00:48:22,564 --> 00:48:23,648 Is this a turbo? 424 00:48:23,899 --> 00:48:26,485 No, it's a UFO. 425 00:48:26,735 --> 00:48:28,487 - Is it yours? - No. 426 00:48:28,737 --> 00:48:30,530 Costs a lot! 427 00:48:31,573 --> 00:48:33,366 It's got ABS... 428 00:48:34,284 --> 00:48:35,994 Great brakes! 429 00:48:36,286 --> 00:48:39,498 And it can do 150 mph! 430 00:48:39,748 --> 00:48:40,499 My dad has one! 431 00:48:40,749 --> 00:48:44,544 Your dad has an old crate, and it's green! 432 00:48:49,424 --> 00:48:50,675 There's Zorg! 433 00:48:54,763 --> 00:48:57,015 - And the racing mag? - Sold out. 434 00:48:57,265 --> 00:49:00,018 Lovejoy, Baby Shark and Eat-Your-Soup in the lead! 435 00:49:00,268 --> 00:49:02,395 Lovejoy out! 436 00:49:07,442 --> 00:49:08,693 You're Zorg? 437 00:49:09,444 --> 00:49:10,362 Eddy Sayolle. 438 00:49:10,612 --> 00:49:12,239 Is he your wonder boy? 439 00:49:14,282 --> 00:49:17,202 Is that your UFO outside? 440 00:49:17,452 --> 00:49:19,371 You bet! Beautiful, isn't she? 441 00:49:19,621 --> 00:49:21,998 Some kids are taking her apart. 442 00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:24,000 Better just give 'em the keys! 443 00:49:24,292 --> 00:49:25,252 You're kidding! 444 00:49:29,798 --> 00:49:33,218 How about a ride on the motorway! 150! 445 00:49:34,135 --> 00:49:37,222 No, we have to mail the manuscripts! 446 00:49:41,810 --> 00:49:44,604 The ass she's got! 447 00:49:46,648 --> 00:49:47,941 Be good! 448 00:49:49,484 --> 00:49:51,611 I've got a better idea. 449 00:49:52,821 --> 00:49:54,781 Tequila rapido! 450 00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:58,118 Tequila rapido! 451 00:49:59,494 --> 00:50:02,455 You take a towel and a glass, 452 00:50:03,999 --> 00:50:06,626 and tequila and Schweppes. 453 00:50:15,343 --> 00:50:16,803 Say a prayer! 454 00:50:17,846 --> 00:50:20,140 They'll print it, Betty! 455 00:50:27,397 --> 00:50:28,481 Off it goes! 456 00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:31,151 So you write books! 457 00:50:38,033 --> 00:50:41,328 Do you make any bread doing that? 458 00:50:42,704 --> 00:50:44,164 Sometimes! 459 00:50:47,751 --> 00:50:51,296 You've got it made! A soft job behind a desk. 460 00:50:51,546 --> 00:50:54,007 You write, then go get the cash! 461 00:51:00,221 --> 00:51:02,515 And what is your... branch? 462 00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:10,857 Historical novels! 463 00:51:21,284 --> 00:51:22,702 Is that joint yours? 464 00:51:26,456 --> 00:51:28,041 Yes, Pizza Stromboli! 465 00:51:30,919 --> 00:51:32,545 Eddy's Pizza Parlour! 466 00:51:40,428 --> 00:51:43,181 I forget what kind of books you write! 467 00:51:43,431 --> 00:51:44,891 Science fiction! 468 00:52:08,164 --> 00:52:09,249 Shit! 469 00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:11,376 What's wrong? 470 00:52:11,626 --> 00:52:13,378 Nothing but rubbish in the post. 471 00:52:13,628 --> 00:52:17,257 It's only been 4 days. 4 days is nothing, okay? 472 00:52:18,341 --> 00:52:19,884 Let's have a cuddle. 473 00:52:20,134 --> 00:52:23,596 Yeah, let's have a cuddle. Where? Down here? 474 00:52:24,514 --> 00:52:26,057 - Upstairs. - Behind the bar. 475 00:52:26,307 --> 00:52:28,601 - Upstairs! - It's depressing up there. 476 00:52:29,310 --> 00:52:31,104 It's always the same each time. 477 00:53:05,013 --> 00:53:06,806 Do you at least trust me? 478 00:53:32,582 --> 00:53:34,667 Betty, come and see! 479 00:53:38,546 --> 00:53:40,506 What's going on? 480 00:53:44,927 --> 00:53:47,597 We're sinking into debauchery! 481 00:53:51,934 --> 00:53:53,186 Fantastic! 482 00:53:55,730 --> 00:53:57,815 Don't mess up my stuff! 483 00:53:58,107 --> 00:53:59,859 He's moving in, OK? 484 00:54:05,323 --> 00:54:06,115 Don't touch! 485 00:54:06,407 --> 00:54:08,534 Do they make 'em for men too? 486 00:54:09,744 --> 00:54:11,162 Try one on! 487 00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:15,541 It's the only thing I feel good in. 488 00:54:15,917 --> 00:54:18,711 100% silk! There's a red one too! 489 00:54:20,088 --> 00:54:22,048 Feels sexy! 490 00:54:23,633 --> 00:54:25,385 Open the bottles! 491 00:54:51,285 --> 00:54:53,079 No mail on Sunday. 492 00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:58,709 Have some coffee... 493 00:55:00,628 --> 00:55:01,796 and a croissant. 494 00:55:03,464 --> 00:55:05,925 That's the way things go, huh? 495 00:55:10,888 --> 00:55:12,765 I've got a job for you two. 496 00:55:13,141 --> 00:55:14,225 Like what? 497 00:55:14,517 --> 00:55:16,769 ''Like what''! A job! 498 00:55:23,568 --> 00:55:25,486 Where's my Milanese? 499 00:55:26,737 --> 00:55:29,323 Don't forget those aperitifs on the terrace! 500 00:55:32,034 --> 00:55:33,828 Did you get N 3? 501 00:55:34,537 --> 00:55:36,122 This... is yours! 502 00:55:36,372 --> 00:55:37,623 Is it always like this? 503 00:55:37,915 --> 00:55:39,458 - And 9? - Where is 9? 504 00:55:39,709 --> 00:55:42,962 Between 8 and 10 usually. Good night! 505 00:55:43,212 --> 00:55:45,172 Those drinks! 506 00:55:48,092 --> 00:55:49,218 Doing OK? 507 00:55:50,553 --> 00:55:52,305 - Did you get 9? - Where is 9? 508 00:55:52,555 --> 00:55:53,639 The fat lady! 509 00:55:53,890 --> 00:55:56,684 May we order? Really! 510 00:55:59,270 --> 00:56:01,022 Where are the toilets? 511 00:56:04,734 --> 00:56:07,695 Give me a Neapolitan, no anchovies. 512 00:56:08,446 --> 00:56:11,657 No, hold on... I don't know what to choose. 513 00:56:11,908 --> 00:56:14,702 Have the most expensive one. It must be the best. 514 00:56:16,913 --> 00:56:19,040 A Margarita. I'll have a Margarita. 515 00:56:19,957 --> 00:56:22,168 Are there anchovies in the Margarita? 516 00:56:22,418 --> 00:56:24,503 - Sorry? - No! There are no anchovies! 517 00:56:24,795 --> 00:56:28,341 A Margarita with anchovies then. Can I have ham too? 518 00:56:28,591 --> 00:56:29,842 There's ham in it. 519 00:56:30,092 --> 00:56:31,677 Where does it say that? 520 00:56:31,927 --> 00:56:33,888 It's not written in the stars. 521 00:56:34,764 --> 00:56:37,016 Honestly, it's really small print. 522 00:56:37,266 --> 00:56:39,560 Get yourself some acoustic spectacles! 523 00:56:42,271 --> 00:56:44,815 She's totally crazy! She almost tore my head off. 524 00:56:45,149 --> 00:56:48,569 Calm down. Have you considered my offer yet, Marie? 525 00:56:52,323 --> 00:56:54,408 Come on, smile! 526 00:56:56,327 --> 00:56:57,870 I've had it! 527 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,374 That bitch at No 5! I'll hit her pretty soon! 528 00:57:01,624 --> 00:57:03,417 I'll handle her! 529 00:57:06,045 --> 00:57:07,546 Is there some problem? 530 00:57:07,797 --> 00:57:10,174 Is that girl an idiot or what? 531 00:57:10,508 --> 00:57:13,427 I said pizza with anchovies, not ham! 532 00:57:13,803 --> 00:57:16,347 Try some pimento sauce on it. 533 00:57:16,681 --> 00:57:20,101 No, now give me what I ordered! 534 00:57:22,478 --> 00:57:24,146 Mine is great! No problem! 535 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:25,689 What do you need? 536 00:57:25,981 --> 00:57:27,233 Do you know nouvelle cuisine? 537 00:57:27,483 --> 00:57:28,901 That's just crap! 538 00:57:29,151 --> 00:57:31,737 Wait till you see my repel cuisine! Watch! 539 00:57:33,322 --> 00:57:37,451 You pick out the worst garbage you can find, 540 00:57:38,035 --> 00:57:41,414 stinky junk, bits of sweaty sausage, 541 00:57:41,664 --> 00:57:44,708 a little tomato, nice, fresh spaghetti, 542 00:57:45,167 --> 00:57:49,046 an old cheese rind, lettuce that's good and rotten, 543 00:57:50,798 --> 00:57:51,966 one olive, 544 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,260 and there you are! 545 00:57:54,635 --> 00:57:56,720 Now add a little sunshine! 546 00:57:56,971 --> 00:57:58,055 I forgot the best part! 547 00:57:58,347 --> 00:58:00,933 - Oh shit! - You said it! 548 00:58:03,310 --> 00:58:04,895 How's your pizza? 549 00:58:05,146 --> 00:58:05,896 Hot! 550 00:58:06,147 --> 00:58:08,107 It's you that's hot! 551 00:58:09,150 --> 00:58:10,568 You're turning me on! 552 00:58:10,818 --> 00:58:12,903 Look out for your blouse! 553 00:58:13,154 --> 00:58:14,113 Doesn't matter. 554 00:58:21,495 --> 00:58:23,789 - What's wrong? - I'm tired. 555 00:58:25,499 --> 00:58:27,626 I'm OK, just tired. 556 00:58:35,676 --> 00:58:38,137 Goodbye and thank you! 557 00:58:45,019 --> 00:58:46,103 A madhouse. 558 00:58:54,695 --> 00:58:56,447 What kind of books do you write? 559 00:58:56,697 --> 00:58:58,490 Detective novels. 560 00:58:59,867 --> 00:59:02,161 - Any answer yet? - Not yet. 561 00:59:03,871 --> 00:59:05,831 Shut up! 562 00:59:06,582 --> 00:59:08,834 You're insane! Call the manager! 563 00:59:09,376 --> 00:59:10,127 What's wrong? 564 00:59:10,377 --> 00:59:12,963 The service was rotten all evening! 565 00:59:13,213 --> 00:59:16,342 And now this little fool won't get my coat! 566 00:59:16,926 --> 00:59:17,968 I'll pay their bill! 567 00:59:18,218 --> 00:59:21,513 Keep out of this! Go back to your dishes! 568 00:59:23,390 --> 00:59:24,975 You're crazy! 569 00:59:25,225 --> 00:59:25,809 Insane! 570 00:59:27,227 --> 00:59:29,021 You should have her locked up! 571 00:59:29,563 --> 00:59:32,024 Throw them out, Eddy! 572 00:59:51,502 --> 00:59:52,252 What's the matter? 573 00:59:53,295 --> 00:59:54,964 Nothing, she'll be OK. 574 00:59:55,214 --> 00:59:57,299 Shit, tell me what happened! 575 00:59:57,591 --> 00:59:59,134 Leave me alone with her! 576 00:59:59,385 --> 01:00:01,345 Put water on her face. 577 01:00:03,055 --> 01:00:03,972 I'll get some. 578 01:00:04,223 --> 01:00:06,141 Beat it, Eddy! Shit! 579 01:00:12,398 --> 01:00:14,108 I'm here now, sweetheart. 580 01:00:21,407 --> 01:00:22,658 It's over now. 581 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:14,918 Is she sleeping? 582 01:01:16,295 --> 01:01:17,921 Of course she's sleeping. 583 01:01:25,512 --> 01:01:26,972 What was it? Is she sick? 584 01:01:28,015 --> 01:01:30,476 Look, don't you ever get mad? 585 01:01:30,851 --> 01:01:33,812 Mad, yes, but that scared me! 586 01:01:34,855 --> 01:01:37,107 Now don't say it was nothing! 587 01:01:37,399 --> 01:01:39,443 She almost killed that woman! 588 01:01:39,693 --> 01:01:40,736 Bullshit! 589 01:01:46,867 --> 01:01:48,368 With your royalties... 590 01:01:48,702 --> 01:01:51,872 Shit, stop bugging me about ''my books''! 591 01:01:52,122 --> 01:01:56,376 I've only written one in all my life! 592 01:01:57,127 --> 01:02:01,924 And I doubt I could write another one! ''Royalties''! 593 01:02:02,966 --> 01:02:04,051 I thought... 594 01:02:04,301 --> 01:02:05,427 You thought what? 595 01:02:05,677 --> 01:02:06,970 She told you that? 596 01:02:07,221 --> 01:02:10,140 She found a manuscript and thinks I'm a genius. 597 01:02:10,390 --> 01:02:13,143 Keeps waiting for publishers to reply. 598 01:02:13,393 --> 01:02:15,354 That drives her nuts. 599 01:02:19,733 --> 01:02:21,526 She may be right. 600 01:02:22,402 --> 01:02:23,362 About what? 601 01:02:24,738 --> 01:02:25,697 That you're a genius. 602 01:02:27,282 --> 01:02:30,869 You bet! Read this, toots! 603 01:02:33,455 --> 01:02:34,873 ''United Books. 604 01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:41,046 ''Sorry no. Amusing, but your style is unbearable. 605 01:02:42,255 --> 01:02:44,675 ''You deliberately wrote a non-book...'' 606 01:02:44,925 --> 01:02:47,052 Who is this queer? 607 01:02:48,762 --> 01:02:49,888 Hide that quick! 608 01:02:53,809 --> 01:02:54,893 How are you today? 609 01:03:00,607 --> 01:03:01,692 What's wrong with him? 610 01:03:01,942 --> 01:03:04,361 Something he can't swallow. 611 01:03:04,611 --> 01:03:07,739 I see. Well, I feel great! 612 01:03:11,994 --> 01:03:13,036 Any mail yet? 613 01:03:13,286 --> 01:03:15,080 I didn't look. 614 01:03:32,806 --> 01:03:36,351 Betty was a wild horse that had cut her hamstrings 615 01:03:36,643 --> 01:03:39,896 jumping over a wall and was trying to get up. 616 01:03:40,147 --> 01:03:41,732 What she thought was a meadow 617 01:03:41,982 --> 01:03:45,610 was a gloomy pen. She couldn't bear immobility. 618 01:03:47,154 --> 01:03:48,780 She was not made for that. 619 01:03:54,119 --> 01:03:56,079 ''I've read everything, but nothing 620 01:03:56,329 --> 01:04:00,041 ''like what you had the poor taste to send us. 621 01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:03,086 ''Your writing shows all the signs of AIDS. 622 01:04:03,336 --> 01:04:08,091 ''I return this nauseating flower you call a novel. 623 01:04:08,341 --> 01:04:10,427 ''Rely on me for publicity. 624 01:04:10,677 --> 01:04:13,597 ''Leave that thing where it belongs... 625 01:04:13,847 --> 01:04:16,767 ''in the quagmire of your brain. 626 01:04:17,017 --> 01:04:19,978 ''Sincerely yours, Thomas Colas.'' 627 01:04:26,234 --> 01:04:28,653 That's just part of the game. 628 01:04:29,529 --> 01:04:32,324 We're bound to run into morons. 629 01:04:32,699 --> 01:04:34,326 It won't kill us. 630 01:04:37,871 --> 01:04:39,706 It's not important, my love. 631 01:04:43,543 --> 01:04:45,045 OK, it's not important. 632 01:04:46,756 --> 01:04:48,132 I'm going to a doctor. 633 01:04:48,424 --> 01:04:49,341 Anything wrong? 634 01:04:49,592 --> 01:04:53,387 No, just to see if my IUD is OK. Coming with me? 635 01:04:56,098 --> 01:04:58,309 I'll put some make-up on first. 636 01:04:59,143 --> 01:05:02,313 I love to look at old magazines, it's reassuring. 637 01:05:03,314 --> 01:05:05,691 I look silly, give me my jacket! 638 01:05:05,941 --> 01:05:07,902 But I look good in it! 639 01:05:08,277 --> 01:05:10,529 Is this it? There's no plaque! 640 01:05:12,823 --> 01:05:15,075 Stop it, he's not deaf! 641 01:05:22,208 --> 01:05:23,626 My wife has an appointment. 642 01:05:24,293 --> 01:05:25,544 Did you write this? 643 01:05:27,463 --> 01:05:29,590 You recognize this, don't you? 644 01:05:30,174 --> 01:05:31,592 Who signed this? 645 01:05:32,635 --> 01:05:34,762 Shitty asshole publisher! 646 01:05:35,179 --> 01:05:36,764 Yes, I'm mad as hell! 647 01:05:37,223 --> 01:05:38,557 I'll clean it all up. 648 01:05:38,807 --> 01:05:40,434 You shithead! 649 01:05:40,809 --> 01:05:42,728 Tell him what you think! 650 01:05:42,978 --> 01:05:45,731 I don't give a damn about his letter! 651 01:05:45,981 --> 01:05:48,734 In your writing as well as your speech, 652 01:05:48,984 --> 01:05:51,570 you show no notion of good taste! 653 01:05:51,820 --> 01:05:53,906 And you think you do! 654 01:05:54,156 --> 01:05:55,783 Get out! This is my home! 655 01:05:56,825 --> 01:05:57,952 Stop making a scene! 656 01:05:58,661 --> 01:05:59,537 You're mad! 657 01:06:05,834 --> 01:06:06,794 She's insane! 658 01:06:07,711 --> 01:06:09,296 Quick, Betty. Hurry up. 659 01:06:10,714 --> 01:06:11,757 You're totally nuts! 660 01:06:12,007 --> 01:06:13,425 Why do you always give in? 661 01:06:13,676 --> 01:06:15,094 Forget assholes like him. 662 01:06:15,344 --> 01:06:18,264 - Jesus, nothing ever touches you. - That's not true. 663 01:06:18,514 --> 01:06:20,099 Well prove it then. 664 01:06:23,727 --> 01:06:26,272 Pharistopoli has the world's best olives. 665 01:06:26,522 --> 01:06:29,358 The best you'll find anywhere on the market. 666 01:06:30,359 --> 01:06:33,821 - No, thank you, I don't drink. - It's only cactus juice. 667 01:06:34,238 --> 01:06:36,615 Just for you then. My wife doesn't like my drinking. 668 01:06:36,865 --> 01:06:38,033 Where's that from? 669 01:06:39,243 --> 01:06:41,787 Black olives, wrinkled ones, are the best. 670 01:06:42,037 --> 01:06:43,622 There are two kinds: 671 01:06:43,872 --> 01:06:45,958 the big wrinkled one is a Syrian olive. 672 01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:47,209 Good for pizzas. 673 01:06:47,543 --> 01:06:49,837 No, for pizzas, you're better off with that one. 674 01:06:50,879 --> 01:06:54,300 It's stuffed with pepper so maybe it's not the best choice. 675 01:06:54,591 --> 01:06:56,969 The green one is pitted. That's interesting. 676 01:06:57,219 --> 01:06:59,471 Pitted ones don't interest me. That one does. 677 01:06:59,763 --> 01:07:01,348 That one's for you, Eddy. 678 01:07:02,683 --> 01:07:03,976 Try the Rose of Cairo. 679 01:07:04,226 --> 01:07:05,602 One more for Mr. Pharistopholi. 680 01:07:05,894 --> 01:07:08,981 Pharistipoli, not Pharistopholi. Pharistopoli. 681 01:07:09,231 --> 01:07:11,025 Here you go. Bottoms up. 682 01:07:11,942 --> 01:07:14,028 Will you have another? 683 01:07:15,404 --> 01:07:16,655 It's not bad. 684 01:07:17,614 --> 01:07:18,532 I'll take... 685 01:07:19,408 --> 01:07:21,869 - How much? - Normally, they're 350 a kilo. 686 01:07:22,244 --> 01:07:25,748 - What? 350 a kilo? - Yes, it's a fair price. 687 01:07:26,582 --> 01:07:28,667 Take one, Zorg. Make him a tequila rapido. 688 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:30,544 No, really, I don't drink. 689 01:07:31,295 --> 01:07:34,339 Excuse me. You have the 6 varieties here. 690 01:07:34,590 --> 01:07:37,676 8 varieties in two halves, times two makes 16. 691 01:07:37,926 --> 01:07:39,011 2 times 8, 16. 692 01:07:39,303 --> 01:07:42,014 Each of the 16 varieties for 350 a kilo. 693 01:07:42,264 --> 01:07:43,432 Honestly. 694 01:07:45,601 --> 01:07:46,769 I'll have that one. 695 01:07:48,645 --> 01:07:50,189 You spat on my nose. 696 01:07:50,981 --> 01:07:52,691 I'll try the Purple Rose now. 697 01:07:52,941 --> 01:07:55,736 The black one... The black one's the best. 698 01:07:56,779 --> 01:07:59,907 You haven't tried this one, the Taquila... No, that's not it. 699 01:08:00,449 --> 01:08:03,660 What am I talking about? I can't remember what it is. 700 01:08:03,952 --> 01:08:04,661 It's an olive. 701 01:08:04,953 --> 01:08:07,372 I know that, I'm an olive salesman. 702 01:08:07,623 --> 01:08:10,751 How about it, Zorg? Let's take... Let's take them all. 703 01:08:12,461 --> 01:08:14,671 - You can't have the case. - I'll pay for it. 704 01:08:15,130 --> 01:08:18,091 You put on a real show for that olive seller. 705 01:08:19,009 --> 01:08:22,221 Hey! Cut it out! It's brand new. Those things stain leather! 706 01:08:22,471 --> 01:08:23,722 Shit, cut it out! 707 01:08:23,972 --> 01:08:26,725 Great, right in the eye. Shit! 708 01:08:26,975 --> 01:08:28,393 Take it easy, Eddy. 709 01:08:28,644 --> 01:08:31,939 There you go, sir. Just look at my wheels... 710 01:08:35,984 --> 01:08:37,402 Quit messing around. 711 01:08:37,653 --> 01:08:39,112 What's wrong with her? 712 01:08:45,661 --> 01:08:47,913 I can explain everything. 713 01:08:48,163 --> 01:08:51,333 It's not really her fault. It's mine in fact. 714 01:08:53,335 --> 01:08:54,419 In a way... 715 01:08:54,711 --> 01:08:58,131 Don't tire yourself. I've heard that tune 100 times. 716 01:08:58,507 --> 01:09:01,927 I noted down the charges and spoke to your friend. 717 01:09:04,513 --> 01:09:07,474 Quite a pretty girl, but a bit uptight. 718 01:09:07,808 --> 01:09:10,936 She's not always like that. How can I put this? 719 01:09:11,186 --> 01:09:16,149 She has fits, every month. It's hard for men to understand. 720 01:09:17,067 --> 01:09:18,986 Don't push it too far. 721 01:09:19,361 --> 01:09:20,821 No, of course not. 722 01:09:26,535 --> 01:09:28,328 So you write novels, do you? 723 01:09:28,745 --> 01:09:32,165 Yes, or rather I'm trying to get published. It's not easy. 724 01:09:37,713 --> 01:09:41,675 They're all fucking assholes in those publishing houses. 725 01:09:43,051 --> 01:09:44,303 I should know. 726 01:09:47,222 --> 01:09:50,183 Stay there, I want to show you something. 727 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,700 What do you think this is? 728 01:10:12,247 --> 01:10:13,457 A manuscript. 729 01:10:22,924 --> 01:10:24,092 Exactly! 730 01:10:26,762 --> 01:10:28,388 I'm getting to like you. 731 01:10:30,265 --> 01:10:34,561 You won't believe me but I've had 27 refusals on this. 732 01:10:37,481 --> 01:10:40,400 27. They're first-class assholes. 733 01:10:40,776 --> 01:10:43,236 27 refusals. That's quite a lot. 734 01:10:44,946 --> 01:10:49,576 When I think of all the years that I've put into that book. 735 01:10:50,118 --> 01:10:53,705 All the best cases, the toughest ones are in there. 736 01:10:54,122 --> 01:10:55,874 It's real dynamite. 737 01:10:56,124 --> 01:10:57,417 Believe me, it hurts. 738 01:10:57,667 --> 01:10:59,419 It hurts a lot. Trust me. 739 01:11:01,004 --> 01:11:02,255 I trust you. 740 01:11:03,048 --> 01:11:06,384 There are some dumb cops whose shitty memoirs sell milions. 741 01:11:06,635 --> 01:11:09,221 So why are the publishers all against me? 742 01:11:09,471 --> 01:11:11,556 Don't even try to understand them. 743 01:11:12,974 --> 01:11:15,060 Publishers are all fucking assholes. 744 01:11:18,647 --> 01:11:20,398 Feel like a drink, old fellow? 745 01:11:20,649 --> 01:11:21,900 You bet I do. 746 01:11:31,326 --> 01:11:34,121 To future success! Don't let them get you down! 747 01:11:37,541 --> 01:11:41,586 When I think of those assholes ruining a year's work in 5 minutes. 748 01:11:42,170 --> 01:11:45,048 I can't say your friend's right, 749 01:11:45,298 --> 01:11:47,551 but there again she's not wrong. 750 01:11:50,011 --> 01:11:52,556 A good cop story full of sex! 751 01:11:52,889 --> 01:11:53,974 That's the best kind. 752 01:11:55,642 --> 01:11:58,603 When that asshole called, I thought: he'll pay for the rest. 753 01:11:58,854 --> 01:12:01,273 I was glad. I had a drink to celebrate. 754 01:12:01,523 --> 01:12:04,651 She only scratched him. He's making a mountain of a molehill. 755 01:12:05,068 --> 01:12:07,279 8 stitches. I'd have demolished him. 756 01:12:07,529 --> 01:12:12,117 Do they think they rule the world? Fancy one for the road? 757 01:12:13,702 --> 01:12:16,079 Your book's sitting here nice and warm. 758 01:12:16,413 --> 01:12:18,206 Like a plane ready to take off. 759 01:12:18,540 --> 01:12:21,293 Believe you me, it'll be published. 760 01:12:21,877 --> 01:12:22,961 I don't think so. 761 01:12:23,211 --> 01:12:25,005 It will, I'm sure. 762 01:12:26,047 --> 01:12:29,509 What about Betty? Can we drop the whole thing? 763 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:35,682 Goddammit! I could leave this shitty office. 764 01:12:38,768 --> 01:12:40,020 Can I go and get her? 765 01:12:41,396 --> 01:12:43,481 Shit, you just don't understand. 766 01:12:43,773 --> 01:12:46,693 Can't you see she did all this for guys like you and me? 767 01:12:47,068 --> 01:12:50,030 I know, but there are the fucking charges. 768 01:12:50,572 --> 01:12:54,034 Come on, you're a policeman. There must be some way out of it. 769 01:12:54,409 --> 01:12:57,203 It's not easy. There are records. 770 01:12:58,747 --> 01:12:59,706 Okay, I get it. 771 01:13:01,416 --> 01:13:02,667 No, hold on. 772 01:13:04,586 --> 01:13:06,379 There may be a way. 773 01:13:09,591 --> 01:13:11,718 Go on then, confess. 774 01:13:12,302 --> 01:13:16,556 The guy would have to decide not to press charges. 775 01:13:18,099 --> 01:13:19,184 It's that simple. 776 01:13:19,601 --> 01:13:20,518 Who is it? 777 01:13:20,769 --> 01:13:22,896 It's for The Book Show... 778 01:13:30,111 --> 01:13:31,071 Right! 779 01:13:34,824 --> 01:13:38,244 Fancy a drink, sweetie-pie? You're a bit pale. 780 01:13:39,454 --> 01:13:40,455 Martini... 781 01:13:43,124 --> 01:13:44,125 Here. 782 01:13:45,627 --> 01:13:47,420 Nice place you've got here. 783 01:13:50,632 --> 01:13:53,593 I'm not mad about the book. It's not your fault. 784 01:13:53,968 --> 01:13:56,262 I didn't particularly write it for you. 785 01:13:56,971 --> 01:14:00,266 So we'll just leave it there. It's one big misunderstanding. 786 01:14:02,352 --> 01:14:03,061 That girl 787 01:14:03,353 --> 01:14:05,021 is the only good thing in my life. 788 01:14:05,313 --> 01:14:07,232 Apart from her, there's nothing. 789 01:14:09,818 --> 01:14:12,612 So you're not going to press charges. 790 01:14:20,537 --> 01:14:24,415 Remember just one thing: I've nothing to lose, nothing. 791 01:14:30,505 --> 01:14:31,506 Go on. 792 01:14:33,007 --> 01:14:36,136 You got the wrong number. It's the speaking clock. 793 01:14:37,679 --> 01:14:40,473 There. Drink up, kiddies. Drink up. 794 01:14:42,892 --> 01:14:45,145 Give me your glass. Drink up. 795 01:14:47,856 --> 01:14:50,316 - What's the toast to? - Friday! 796 01:14:55,530 --> 01:14:57,282 Life is fucking great! 797 01:14:57,532 --> 01:15:00,076 I don't know why but I feel great tonight. 798 01:15:00,410 --> 01:15:02,495 It's family. Honestly, it's family. 799 01:15:03,538 --> 01:15:06,082 You can laugh but it's a real gut feeling. 800 01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:08,668 Just looking at you here warms my heart. 801 01:15:09,043 --> 01:15:11,838 Look, my quiff's a mess, my heart's so warm. 802 01:15:13,590 --> 01:15:14,841 Big kisses to you all. 803 01:15:15,884 --> 01:15:17,176 Here's a kiss for you. 804 01:15:20,889 --> 01:15:22,515 And you too, sweetheart. 805 01:15:22,891 --> 01:15:25,351 Kiss your hero, he deserves it. 806 01:15:28,771 --> 01:15:30,732 Break! Break! 807 01:15:31,774 --> 01:15:32,942 I've an idea. 808 01:16:00,470 --> 01:16:02,180 Come here, I'm all alone! 809 01:16:02,472 --> 01:16:04,223 I'm coming, baby! 810 01:16:15,443 --> 01:16:19,364 It's dy... it's na... it's mite... it's dynamite! 811 01:16:33,002 --> 01:16:34,253 The sauce! 812 01:16:36,047 --> 01:16:38,716 I would've loved to be a rocker! 813 01:16:39,008 --> 01:16:41,928 Shit, he's a real rocker! 814 01:16:46,307 --> 01:16:47,558 Come and help me! 815 01:16:55,066 --> 01:16:58,069 I'm not making it with cheap wine but with champagne! 816 01:17:07,995 --> 01:17:09,956 Pizza Stromboli! 817 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,140 What's wrong, Eddy? 818 01:17:33,062 --> 01:17:34,188 My mother's dead. 819 01:17:35,815 --> 01:17:37,066 My mother's dead! 820 01:17:39,861 --> 01:17:41,028 I feel awful! 821 01:17:47,869 --> 01:17:50,329 Is this your only black tie? 822 01:17:53,499 --> 01:17:54,834 I have to be there. 823 01:18:01,215 --> 01:18:03,009 For the funeral. 824 01:18:04,010 --> 01:18:07,805 You should get a little rest now, darling. 825 01:18:11,559 --> 01:18:12,727 I have to dress. 826 01:18:14,395 --> 01:18:16,189 Give me my jacket. 827 01:18:19,859 --> 01:18:22,778 No, sleep, and I'll call you a cab later. 828 01:18:25,364 --> 01:18:28,159 560 miles. If I leave now, I'll make it. 829 01:18:28,409 --> 01:18:32,538 You're nuts, you'll never make it in one piece! 830 01:18:32,830 --> 01:18:34,373 We won't let you go alone! 831 01:18:34,624 --> 01:18:37,543 You don't realize! My mother's dead! 832 01:18:40,922 --> 01:18:42,340 Help him. 833 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,650 It's not funny. 834 01:19:00,942 --> 01:19:03,736 Cut it out, it's not funny! 835 01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:32,765 Hold on, it's just there. 836 01:19:33,307 --> 01:19:36,143 There it is. See the shop over there? 837 01:19:37,186 --> 01:19:39,772 There. Drive across the square. 838 01:19:41,816 --> 01:19:43,442 Drive, goddammit! 839 01:19:46,987 --> 01:19:48,155 There! Just there! 840 01:19:56,080 --> 01:19:59,625 - Are you... - So, she sold pianos. 841 01:20:00,167 --> 01:20:01,544 Did she sell a lot? 842 01:20:01,836 --> 01:20:03,587 That's not nice. 843 01:20:04,338 --> 01:20:05,798 Well, are we going in? 844 01:20:39,874 --> 01:20:41,125 It's all right... 845 01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:05,978 What's all that noise? 846 01:23:06,353 --> 01:23:07,646 It's not Christian! 847 01:23:08,522 --> 01:23:10,274 It's OK. Forget it. 848 01:23:10,524 --> 01:23:11,608 Your poor mother's upstairs! 849 01:23:11,859 --> 01:23:15,195 It's Christian enough. They're my friends. 850 01:23:16,697 --> 01:23:18,490 I didn't know you could play. 851 01:23:18,866 --> 01:23:21,660 I can't. Just 2 or 3 things. 852 01:23:24,246 --> 01:23:25,664 You're a funny girl. 853 01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:30,794 I waited ages for a meaning in life. 854 01:23:32,045 --> 01:23:35,007 You're the best thing that ever happened to me. 855 01:23:35,591 --> 01:23:39,011 You're only saying that because you're tired. 856 01:23:40,679 --> 01:23:43,640 If I'd written that book, I'd have a meaning in life. 857 01:23:43,891 --> 01:23:46,685 It's only bringing us trouble. 858 01:23:47,770 --> 01:23:51,648 It's not because you wrote it. You are a writer! 859 01:23:52,941 --> 01:23:56,320 Then why can't write anymore now? 860 01:23:56,570 --> 01:23:58,822 Because you're a prize dumbbell. 861 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:01,366 Thank you. 862 01:24:05,412 --> 01:24:06,872 You look tired. 863 01:24:07,915 --> 01:24:09,124 I'm OK. 864 01:24:20,761 --> 01:24:22,554 Did you see all those stars? 865 01:24:25,849 --> 01:24:26,683 What's wrong? 866 01:24:26,934 --> 01:24:28,185 Nothing, I'm fine. 867 01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:29,895 You're feverish. 868 01:24:33,273 --> 01:24:34,525 Where are you? Stay. 869 01:24:34,775 --> 01:24:36,360 I'm here. What's wrong? 870 01:24:36,652 --> 01:24:39,363 I won't leave you. Do you want a cigarette? 871 01:24:39,655 --> 01:24:41,573 No, everything's fine, just fine. 872 01:24:51,124 --> 01:24:53,919 Have you seen all those stars out there? 873 01:24:54,294 --> 01:24:56,421 It's because it's a clear night. 874 01:25:32,332 --> 01:25:33,750 Pass me the Nuoc Man. 875 01:25:34,001 --> 01:25:34,751 The what? 876 01:25:35,002 --> 01:25:38,797 The sauce, Nuoc Man. N.U.O.C.M.A.N. 877 01:25:40,298 --> 01:25:41,383 None left. 878 01:25:43,677 --> 01:25:45,303 At least it was a nice day. 879 01:25:56,857 --> 01:25:58,817 Sometimes I wish I were a dog. 880 01:26:16,043 --> 01:26:18,003 A life isn't much. 881 01:26:20,047 --> 01:26:21,298 Just 4 photos. 882 01:26:43,487 --> 01:26:44,571 Like it here? 883 01:26:44,863 --> 01:26:46,198 It's different! 884 01:26:50,744 --> 01:26:53,079 I want to make you and Betty an offer. 885 01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:58,710 Stay here and run the piano store. 886 01:26:59,419 --> 01:27:01,213 See? I'm psychic! 887 01:27:04,591 --> 01:27:06,510 Shall I go ask Betty? 888 01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:09,679 Tell me, do you like the idea? 889 01:27:09,930 --> 01:27:11,389 Yes I do. 890 01:27:21,775 --> 01:27:23,068 Fantastic! 891 01:27:28,823 --> 01:27:30,283 Just one thing... 892 01:27:33,453 --> 01:27:35,580 Take her flowers now and then. 893 01:27:35,997 --> 01:27:38,083 - Who? - My mother. 894 01:27:42,462 --> 01:27:45,882 He sure gave us a nice present! 895 01:27:48,176 --> 01:27:50,595 No, I just can't do it! 896 01:27:52,180 --> 01:27:53,557 Sleep in a dead woman's bed! 897 01:27:53,807 --> 01:27:58,228 I know it's no fun, but just don't think about it! 898 01:27:58,478 --> 01:28:00,272 No, I refuse! 899 01:28:00,647 --> 01:28:01,690 Shit! 900 01:28:02,816 --> 01:28:04,442 I don't believe it. 901 01:28:09,614 --> 01:28:11,950 Do you know how late it is? 902 01:28:13,451 --> 01:28:16,288 We'll just use this foldaway. 903 01:28:18,707 --> 01:28:22,794 Let me, it's a man's job! 904 01:28:28,508 --> 01:28:29,968 Stupid thing! 905 01:28:30,677 --> 01:28:32,637 You said it was a man's job! 906 01:28:33,013 --> 01:28:34,306 What is this? 907 01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:39,853 Can't you do it, man? 908 01:28:46,526 --> 01:28:47,652 Shitty thing! 909 01:28:50,238 --> 01:28:52,657 Calm down. Use the pedal! 910 01:28:53,241 --> 01:28:55,201 The pedal is stuck, Betty! 911 01:28:56,036 --> 01:28:57,996 I'll go get the tools then! 912 01:28:59,748 --> 01:29:02,500 Hell, not at this time of night! 913 01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:13,511 I didn't do it on purpose! 914 01:29:16,765 --> 01:29:19,851 Let's stop, it'll only get worse. 915 01:29:21,728 --> 01:29:22,854 It's safer. 916 01:29:23,688 --> 01:29:26,691 ''Sleep Away the Foldaway Way!'' 917 01:29:27,776 --> 01:29:29,152 What are you up to? 918 01:29:29,402 --> 01:29:33,031 It gives off bad vibes. You don't feel 'em of course! 919 01:29:40,580 --> 01:29:42,582 The bad vibes are gone now! 920 01:29:52,300 --> 01:29:53,718 I liked that place. 921 01:29:54,594 --> 01:29:56,596 Sunny weather, sunny people. 922 01:29:57,931 --> 01:30:01,100 As if they'd all had their motors tuned. 923 01:30:30,296 --> 01:30:32,590 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 924 01:30:33,466 --> 01:30:35,260 Is that your mattress 925 01:30:35,593 --> 01:30:36,719 near the trash can? 926 01:30:37,011 --> 01:30:38,555 Yes. What's wrong? 927 01:30:38,805 --> 01:30:42,100 Well, we don't handle stuff like that. 928 01:30:42,475 --> 01:30:44,561 We want nothing to do with it. 929 01:30:44,811 --> 01:30:48,439 What can I do? Cut it up and eat a piece every morning? 930 01:30:49,482 --> 01:30:50,775 I don't know. 931 01:30:51,150 --> 01:30:54,112 - Is it your mattress? - Yes, it is, in a way... 932 01:30:55,238 --> 01:30:56,614 Is he pissing you off? 933 01:30:57,532 --> 01:30:58,408 Well, is he? 934 01:31:02,996 --> 01:31:05,081 Is the fucking mattress his? 935 01:31:05,331 --> 01:31:06,874 For pity's sake, Bobby... 936 01:31:07,834 --> 01:31:08,960 Bastard! 937 01:31:09,502 --> 01:31:11,045 Don't get carried away. 938 01:31:11,296 --> 01:31:13,965 Filth! Filth! 939 01:31:15,341 --> 01:31:16,426 Bastard! 940 01:31:16,884 --> 01:31:17,969 Bastard! 941 01:31:29,522 --> 01:31:34,027 One day he threw one like that in the back of the truck. 942 01:31:34,611 --> 01:31:36,571 It took his hand off. 943 01:31:37,405 --> 01:31:39,240 Now, he can't stand mattresses. 944 01:31:53,087 --> 01:31:56,132 All right, Bobby. It's time we were going. 945 01:31:56,632 --> 01:31:57,717 Will he be okay? 946 01:32:00,928 --> 01:32:02,388 Have you got a smoke? 947 01:32:02,764 --> 01:32:04,057 A smoke? Sure. 948 01:32:08,269 --> 01:32:10,521 - They're homos' cigarettes. - Sure. 949 01:32:10,813 --> 01:32:12,065 See you round. 950 01:33:11,040 --> 01:33:12,750 Shit, you've been working hard. 951 01:33:13,042 --> 01:33:15,128 I've cleaned the whole house. 952 01:33:16,045 --> 01:33:19,090 The old woman died a second time. What were you up to? 953 01:33:19,340 --> 01:33:20,800 Looking around town. 954 01:33:24,053 --> 01:33:26,931 It's a pretty big place. I guess we'll need a car. 955 01:33:27,223 --> 01:33:29,016 Sure, we'll need money too. 956 01:33:29,308 --> 01:33:30,935 - Present for you. - Buttered? 957 01:33:31,227 --> 01:33:33,479 Of course. And that costs money too. 958 01:33:35,398 --> 01:33:37,483 Breakfast time. The bar's open. 959 01:33:39,068 --> 01:33:42,446 The dairyman next door is an albino... and a redhead. 960 01:33:43,447 --> 01:33:44,323 Yeah? 961 01:33:45,449 --> 01:33:47,493 A redhead albino in a white coat, 962 01:33:47,743 --> 01:33:50,830 with a bottle of milk in each hand. Can you imagine that? 963 01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:53,040 It would give me the creeps. 964 01:33:54,417 --> 01:33:57,879 It would give you the creeps. That's exactly how I felt. 965 01:33:58,629 --> 01:34:00,006 Pass the sugar. 966 01:34:02,425 --> 01:34:04,385 Albino... weirdo. 967 01:34:06,429 --> 01:34:11,350 We should do some work around here. It's not exactly modern. 968 01:34:11,601 --> 01:34:14,145 Jesus, some people have got a nerve. 969 01:34:14,478 --> 01:34:15,479 Come and see. 970 01:34:16,981 --> 01:34:18,399 Get a move on. 971 01:34:18,691 --> 01:34:19,650 Look at that! 972 01:34:19,900 --> 01:34:22,361 - What's wrong? - The car on the sidewalk. 973 01:34:22,612 --> 01:34:24,238 He's got a nerve. 974 01:34:24,614 --> 01:34:26,866 You mean he's a fucking bastard. I'll show him... 975 01:34:27,158 --> 01:34:29,035 What a nerve. A yellow one too. 976 01:34:29,452 --> 01:34:31,078 It's a real beauty. 977 01:34:32,121 --> 01:34:33,914 Look at the finish on it. 978 01:34:34,790 --> 01:34:36,917 I bet the dumb jerk left the keys. 979 01:34:37,627 --> 01:34:38,794 Have you gone mad? 980 01:34:39,045 --> 01:34:40,421 Let's go for a drive. 981 01:34:40,796 --> 01:34:41,714 No, you're crazy. 982 01:34:41,964 --> 01:34:43,215 Come down, Betty. 983 01:34:44,300 --> 01:34:45,301 Come on... 984 01:34:50,222 --> 01:34:51,599 What are you doing? 985 01:34:51,849 --> 01:34:52,892 Come on, get in. 986 01:34:53,142 --> 01:34:54,393 You're nuts. 987 01:35:02,151 --> 01:35:03,110 Look at this: 988 01:35:03,361 --> 01:35:06,238 leather seats, mahogany dashboard, transistor radio... 989 01:35:06,489 --> 01:35:07,573 Hear that hum? 990 01:35:07,823 --> 01:35:09,575 Sure. Look, you're totally nuts. 991 01:35:09,825 --> 01:35:13,245 Don't worry. He has to be a homo to have a car like this. 992 01:35:13,496 --> 01:35:15,998 He may be a homo but you're off the wall. 993 01:35:16,499 --> 01:35:17,958 Calm down. 994 01:35:20,669 --> 01:35:21,462 Stop here. 995 01:35:23,339 --> 01:35:24,215 Right here. 996 01:35:25,841 --> 01:35:26,759 Hold on. 997 01:35:27,009 --> 01:35:28,094 Here. Now. 998 01:35:28,386 --> 01:35:30,471 We've run out of road in any case. 999 01:35:30,846 --> 01:35:32,098 Drive up there. 1000 01:35:37,186 --> 01:35:39,814 We're up here for the view, are we? 1001 01:35:40,564 --> 01:35:41,649 It's great. 1002 01:35:43,317 --> 01:35:45,194 You're crazy. What's got into you? 1003 01:35:45,444 --> 01:35:49,323 In a car like this, you might have turned homo. 1004 01:36:00,084 --> 01:36:03,963 Guys freak out over a full tank of gas. 1005 01:36:04,797 --> 01:36:09,176 Big cars are the last flash of our civilization. 1006 01:36:14,265 --> 01:36:15,850 I thought we were broke. 1007 01:36:17,101 --> 01:36:18,477 We are now. 1008 01:36:18,727 --> 01:36:21,689 I lay this gift at your feet! 1009 01:36:22,565 --> 01:36:23,732 You're crazy! 1010 01:36:26,152 --> 01:36:27,278 Are you two okay? 1011 01:36:27,653 --> 01:36:30,739 We're fine. We've been cleaning and shifting furniture. 1012 01:36:30,990 --> 01:36:32,241 That's great. 1013 01:36:39,832 --> 01:36:42,501 These naked floorboards are a bit gloomy. 1014 01:36:42,793 --> 01:36:44,044 How about blue? 1015 01:36:44,628 --> 01:36:45,296 Why? 1016 01:36:45,546 --> 01:36:47,590 I think blue's a nice, calm colour. 1017 01:36:47,882 --> 01:36:49,925 All right, paint them blue. 1018 01:36:50,176 --> 01:36:52,303 I've bored you long enough now. 1019 01:36:53,179 --> 01:36:54,930 You're not boring me. 1020 01:36:55,180 --> 01:36:56,849 Wait, Betty wants... 1021 01:37:00,686 --> 01:37:02,813 I almost forgot... 1022 01:37:03,188 --> 01:37:06,942 Betty wants to knock out two walls. 1023 01:37:07,860 --> 01:37:09,778 Eddy? Can you hear me? 1024 01:37:10,154 --> 01:37:13,490 It's nothing, just two thin little walls. 1025 01:37:14,867 --> 01:37:18,120 What do you mean ''nothing''? You're both nutty. 1026 01:37:18,412 --> 01:37:20,247 Wait, imagine that wall 1027 01:37:21,373 --> 01:37:26,086 as a barrier between us and a sunny meadow. 1028 01:37:26,587 --> 01:37:29,632 Isn't it an insult to let a silly little barrier bug us? 1029 01:37:31,884 --> 01:37:34,178 OK, but go easy now. 1030 01:37:34,887 --> 01:37:37,348 Don't worry, we're not crazy. 1031 01:37:38,766 --> 01:37:41,018 All right, bye! 1032 01:38:04,291 --> 01:38:06,877 Do I look like Stallone in Rocky IV, baby? 1033 01:38:11,924 --> 01:38:14,718 No, like you writing your book. 1034 01:38:15,094 --> 01:38:18,555 I don't see what demolition has to do with writing. 1035 01:38:22,101 --> 01:38:23,894 I'm not surprised. 1036 01:38:56,009 --> 01:38:57,594 Want to go shopping with me? 1037 01:39:03,475 --> 01:39:04,601 Do you want to? 1038 01:39:07,354 --> 01:39:08,564 I'll go alone then! 1039 01:39:24,746 --> 01:39:25,664 What's up? 1040 01:39:27,332 --> 01:39:28,625 I'm warming my ass. 1041 01:39:30,169 --> 01:39:32,129 I've bought you some popcorn. 1042 01:39:32,546 --> 01:39:34,131 Give me the keys. I'll drive. 1043 01:39:41,513 --> 01:39:43,140 Fucking gear-box! 1044 01:39:43,849 --> 01:39:45,309 Sure, blame the gear-box. 1045 01:39:52,858 --> 01:39:55,527 Try a bit harder, we'll set a new accident record. 1046 01:40:01,408 --> 01:40:03,827 I won't get in that goddam crate again. 1047 01:41:27,953 --> 01:41:30,038 You're acting like shit today! 1048 01:41:38,630 --> 01:41:40,590 You're out of your mind! 1049 01:41:42,634 --> 01:41:43,885 Calm down! 1050 01:41:45,637 --> 01:41:46,888 Stop! 1051 01:42:11,621 --> 01:42:13,039 Shit, Betty, stop! 1052 01:42:30,765 --> 01:42:32,392 Betty, please! 1053 01:43:22,859 --> 01:43:23,902 What's going on here? 1054 01:43:24,152 --> 01:43:25,445 Nothing. 1055 01:43:26,029 --> 01:43:29,407 She didn't feel well, so I slapped her. 1056 01:43:29,658 --> 01:43:32,786 I was afraid she'd have a fit. 1057 01:43:33,203 --> 01:43:34,955 I know that's hard to believe! 1058 01:43:35,205 --> 01:43:37,082 Why is that hard to believe? 1059 01:43:37,332 --> 01:43:39,459 We'd just been jogging! 1060 01:43:39,834 --> 01:43:41,002 Does jogging help? 1061 01:43:42,504 --> 01:43:44,631 And how is the little lady now? 1062 01:43:46,841 --> 01:43:49,761 I told you not to point that at me! 1063 01:43:50,387 --> 01:43:52,138 I'm aiming at him, not you! 1064 01:43:52,681 --> 01:43:53,890 Put it down! 1065 01:43:54,641 --> 01:43:55,433 Look at his shoes! 1066 01:43:58,687 --> 01:44:02,065 We saw a guy with green hair one day too. 1067 01:44:02,315 --> 01:44:05,610 The world's like that. Don't go by details. 1068 01:44:06,319 --> 01:44:07,946 It's only an accident! 1069 01:44:09,489 --> 01:44:11,783 If we goof some day, it'll be your fault! 1070 01:44:12,158 --> 01:44:16,079 Did you search him? No! You just like to carry a pistol! 1071 01:44:16,329 --> 01:44:18,456 Don't get mad! Look at them! 1072 01:44:18,873 --> 01:44:21,001 I'd clobber him in a sec! 1073 01:44:21,668 --> 01:44:23,461 I've had 40 years' experience! 1074 01:44:24,045 --> 01:44:26,381 Then work it out alone, count me out! 1075 01:44:33,388 --> 01:44:35,265 Always blowing your top! 1076 01:44:37,017 --> 01:44:38,143 Open up! 1077 01:44:38,393 --> 01:44:42,105 Cut it out! I'll give you 2 seconds! 1078 01:44:42,397 --> 01:44:45,483 OK, I'll stop! 1079 01:44:46,693 --> 01:44:48,820 Next time, you've had it! 1080 01:44:49,404 --> 01:44:51,823 Our recruits get good training, 1081 01:44:52,866 --> 01:44:55,827 but it wrecks their nerves! 1082 01:44:56,202 --> 01:44:57,829 I'm sorry, it's my fault. 1083 01:44:59,748 --> 01:45:02,959 Are you just passing through? 1084 01:45:03,209 --> 01:45:05,670 No, we run the piano store. 1085 01:45:08,214 --> 01:45:10,508 Friends of Eddy's? 1086 01:45:11,050 --> 01:45:14,846 You should've said so! We'll drive you back! 1087 01:45:15,221 --> 01:45:16,514 Come on, Betty. 1088 01:45:32,572 --> 01:45:34,032 What are you doing? 1089 01:46:04,812 --> 01:46:06,356 Selling a piano today? 1090 01:46:06,606 --> 01:46:08,566 Sure, laugh all you like. 1091 01:46:12,820 --> 01:46:14,030 Oh, fuck! 1092 01:46:14,280 --> 01:46:15,406 Sorry. 1093 01:46:19,452 --> 01:46:20,954 Just you wait. 1094 01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:31,965 Bob, got a minute? 1095 01:46:32,257 --> 01:46:33,383 Sure. 1096 01:46:33,633 --> 01:46:37,345 That stuff you use to write on the window... Can I have some? 1097 01:46:42,141 --> 01:46:44,269 - Whitening. - Yeah, whitening. 1098 01:46:59,993 --> 01:47:02,954 Well, what do you think? Not bad, huh? 1099 01:47:03,871 --> 01:47:06,958 Pianos at cost price, once in a lifetime sale. 1100 01:47:07,333 --> 01:47:10,920 Rule number 1 in business: get yourself noticed. 1101 01:47:11,170 --> 01:47:15,300 Rule number 2: have a great catch-line. 1102 01:47:16,342 --> 01:47:18,303 Once in a lifetime sale! 1103 01:47:19,512 --> 01:47:22,306 Right, I'll go and wash, then get lunch ready. 1104 01:47:37,196 --> 01:47:39,157 It already looks better, huh? 1105 01:47:45,204 --> 01:47:46,873 Oh no, another 2 pounds! 1106 01:47:47,290 --> 01:47:51,335 Breathe in. A closed piano is a dead piano. 1107 01:47:53,546 --> 01:47:56,507 I sell live pianos, guys. Live ones! 1108 01:47:57,925 --> 01:48:01,095 Look at all your little teeth sparkling away. 1109 01:48:03,056 --> 01:48:04,849 You have to come alive, 1110 01:48:05,391 --> 01:48:07,769 today of all days. Do it, for my sake. 1111 01:48:08,102 --> 01:48:10,313 I'm sure you'll make a great team. 1112 01:48:10,563 --> 01:48:13,191 It's ready! Are you coming up? 1113 01:48:13,566 --> 01:48:14,817 Yeah, I'm coming. 1114 01:48:15,276 --> 01:48:16,694 I'm counting on you. 1115 01:48:21,115 --> 01:48:24,368 And let's not let her distract us today, okay? 1116 01:48:25,912 --> 01:48:27,205 See you later. 1117 01:48:30,917 --> 01:48:33,669 You know, sweetheart, we could eat in the kitchen. 1118 01:48:40,259 --> 01:48:41,552 Diet today. 1119 01:48:46,641 --> 01:48:48,518 You're right, it has more flavor. 1120 01:48:48,810 --> 01:48:49,727 Coffee? 1121 01:48:50,937 --> 01:48:52,355 No, I mustn't overdo it. 1122 01:48:52,647 --> 01:48:56,025 I'm on top of the world. We're going to sell out of pianos. 1123 01:48:56,609 --> 01:48:58,569 You seem pretty sure of that. 1124 01:48:59,445 --> 01:49:01,864 I can't explain why. 1125 01:49:03,282 --> 01:49:06,577 I don't want to be negative but it's a nice day for a walk. 1126 01:49:08,788 --> 01:49:10,873 We've money for the rest of the month. 1127 01:49:11,165 --> 01:49:14,085 It's not the money. I want to check on a theory. 1128 01:49:14,335 --> 01:49:16,712 So I'll spend the afternoon at the cash desk. 1129 01:49:16,963 --> 01:49:18,589 Fine, I'll go out alone. 1130 01:49:18,965 --> 01:49:22,260 Sure, honey, don't fret. The sun's shining just for you. 1131 01:49:36,524 --> 01:49:39,610 Shit, the time you waste doing nothing with your life... 1132 01:49:40,152 --> 01:49:42,613 They could make a circus act out of this. 1133 01:49:44,991 --> 01:49:47,660 A piano-seller who doesn't sell pianos. 1134 01:49:48,828 --> 01:49:51,247 The world is fed on anguish and absurdity. 1135 01:49:51,497 --> 01:49:53,833 Sweetheart, are you taking to yourself? 1136 01:49:54,667 --> 01:49:56,127 Just rambling. 1137 01:49:57,878 --> 01:49:59,088 I'm off out. Coming? 1138 01:49:59,338 --> 01:50:01,299 No, I can't leave the pianos. 1139 01:50:01,674 --> 01:50:05,094 Can you look after the shop while I run for some cigarettes? 1140 01:50:05,344 --> 01:50:07,138 Sure, I'll keep an eye on things. 1141 01:50:07,555 --> 01:50:09,015 You're an angel. 1142 01:50:20,526 --> 01:50:21,819 How's business? 1143 01:50:22,403 --> 01:50:25,489 Business is rotten. There's a recession on. 1144 01:50:25,865 --> 01:50:28,451 That's true but there's nothing new about that. 1145 01:50:29,327 --> 01:50:30,870 Give me a couple of those. 1146 01:50:32,330 --> 01:50:36,083 I don't believe it. I only went out for 10 minutes! 1147 01:50:36,334 --> 01:50:39,462 Enough for a gifted salesgirl. Remember the guy in the beret? 1148 01:50:39,962 --> 01:50:43,674 The guy in the beret... Jesus! You can't trust anyone nowadays. 1149 01:50:44,091 --> 01:50:46,093 I wasn't the one who sold it. 1150 01:50:46,344 --> 01:50:48,429 You were. It was sold thanks to you. 1151 01:50:48,679 --> 01:50:50,473 Sure, but it's not the same. 1152 01:50:52,683 --> 01:50:55,936 We have to celebrate this. Anything you really want to do? 1153 01:50:56,187 --> 01:50:57,980 Have a Chinese dinner. 1154 01:50:58,230 --> 01:51:00,983 Okay, fine, we'll go for a Chinese dinner. 1155 01:51:06,405 --> 01:51:08,449 I'll tan your hide, dammit! 1156 01:51:09,533 --> 01:51:11,202 I'm really fed up! 1157 01:51:11,869 --> 01:51:14,789 He locked himself in the bathroom. 1158 01:51:15,039 --> 01:51:17,500 And that window is so high! 1159 01:51:18,125 --> 01:51:20,377 Why do we ever have children? 1160 01:51:23,089 --> 01:51:24,006 What's wrong? 1161 01:51:24,256 --> 01:51:25,716 I'm dizzy, I can't do it! 1162 01:51:26,509 --> 01:51:28,385 Let me do it! 1163 01:51:30,930 --> 01:51:32,056 Be careful! 1164 01:51:39,688 --> 01:51:41,857 Bob! Hurry, come on! 1165 01:51:42,107 --> 01:51:44,568 Come on, yourself! Makes me dizzy! 1166 01:51:49,824 --> 01:51:52,243 Archie! Why do you do this? 1167 01:51:52,618 --> 01:51:54,411 Your dad's going to wallop you! 1168 01:51:57,998 --> 01:51:59,250 He's OK, Bob. 1169 01:52:04,463 --> 01:52:06,382 I'll leave you here till you dry! 1170 01:52:06,632 --> 01:52:08,384 That's for Pearl Harbor! Yesterday, 1171 01:52:08,634 --> 01:52:12,054 he shut himself in the fridge. Fancied himself an arctic explorer! 1172 01:52:12,346 --> 01:52:13,472 You little moron! 1173 01:52:14,640 --> 01:52:17,059 Let me offer you a drink. 1174 01:52:17,351 --> 01:52:19,770 I insist! You did me a favor! 1175 01:52:20,521 --> 01:52:22,356 Darling, what did he do to you? 1176 01:52:24,775 --> 01:52:27,570 Ever hear about the 3 supermarket witches? 1177 01:52:27,820 --> 01:52:29,613 A great story! I'll tell you. 1178 01:52:30,406 --> 01:52:31,615 Sit down! 1179 01:52:48,591 --> 01:52:49,967 Real hungry. 1180 01:52:51,719 --> 01:52:55,306 They're so hard they almost hurt. 1181 01:52:57,850 --> 01:52:59,518 Touch and you'll see. 1182 01:53:02,396 --> 01:53:03,814 Go on, touch. 1183 01:53:10,029 --> 01:53:10,779 Feel that? 1184 01:53:11,030 --> 01:53:11,947 Awfully hard. 1185 01:53:12,197 --> 01:53:13,532 They hurt. 1186 01:53:16,702 --> 01:53:18,662 You've got goldfish! 1187 01:53:23,375 --> 01:53:24,460 Real goldfish! 1188 01:53:33,344 --> 01:53:34,845 How about some Pineau? 1189 01:53:37,931 --> 01:53:39,975 Got anything to munch with it? 1190 01:53:40,309 --> 01:53:43,103 Help yourself in the shop! 1191 01:53:50,444 --> 01:53:53,155 Bananas, coconuts, apricots. 1192 01:53:53,489 --> 01:53:55,532 No, that's all sweet. 1193 01:53:56,200 --> 01:53:59,286 I want almonds or peanuts. 1194 01:54:00,704 --> 01:54:03,290 Eat my pussy! Eat it! 1195 01:54:07,544 --> 01:54:08,670 Hurry! 1196 01:54:16,929 --> 01:54:19,640 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1197 01:54:23,352 --> 01:54:25,437 I don't turn you on! 1198 01:54:25,729 --> 01:54:28,607 It's not that. Sometimes I resist my desires 1199 01:54:28,899 --> 01:54:30,651 in order to feel I'm free. 1200 01:54:35,072 --> 01:54:36,115 I'm fed up! 1201 01:54:36,365 --> 01:54:39,159 Forget it. Let's go have a drink. 1202 01:54:42,079 --> 01:54:45,040 Bob hasn't touched me for a month! 1203 01:54:46,125 --> 01:54:47,668 Not since I left the clinic. 1204 01:54:48,669 --> 01:54:51,630 Is it normal to have to wait so long? 1205 01:54:51,880 --> 01:54:54,007 It'll all work out. 1206 01:54:57,427 --> 01:54:58,762 I'm sure it will! 1207 01:54:59,721 --> 01:55:03,350 Sometimes when we're in bed, he'll... 1208 01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:06,019 slip it in from behind 1209 01:55:09,439 --> 01:55:11,859 without caring if I'm asleep or... 1210 01:55:13,068 --> 01:55:14,862 Let's have those drinks. 1211 01:55:26,790 --> 01:55:28,876 The goldfish love that tune! 1212 01:55:30,961 --> 01:55:33,213 That Pineau of theirs is something else. 1213 01:55:37,426 --> 01:55:38,719 It's fucking great! 1214 01:55:39,595 --> 01:55:42,222 The day we open, we manage to sell a piano. 1215 01:55:43,015 --> 01:55:44,850 Some sell pianos, others Pineau. 1216 01:55:45,142 --> 01:55:46,852 Isn't it great though? 1217 01:55:47,144 --> 01:55:48,562 You're exaggerating. 1218 01:55:48,896 --> 01:55:52,024 No I'm not! Don't you think it's great to sell one? 1219 01:55:52,316 --> 01:55:55,861 Sure, but you talk about it as if something had happened to us. 1220 01:55:56,111 --> 01:55:57,905 It has, we sold a piano. 1221 01:56:09,499 --> 01:56:10,751 Mind my apple. 1222 01:56:28,143 --> 01:56:29,978 It's going to be a hot night. 1223 01:56:40,989 --> 01:56:42,282 The asshole. 1224 01:56:42,991 --> 01:56:45,619 I'll be 50 before I see my name in print. 1225 01:56:46,203 --> 01:56:47,954 They're all shitheads! 1226 01:56:49,373 --> 01:56:51,958 Yeah, your luck's not in right now. 1227 01:56:53,168 --> 01:56:55,253 Shall I send the manuscript down to you? 1228 01:56:55,545 --> 01:56:57,756 No way! Think of the trouble it would cause! 1229 01:56:58,006 --> 01:57:01,593 Send it to the next on the list. The names are in the phone book. 1230 01:57:04,846 --> 01:57:06,264 How are the pianos going? 1231 01:57:06,556 --> 01:57:09,267 Great. We sold the third yesterday. No sweat. 1232 01:57:11,019 --> 01:57:13,814 I have to go, she's coming in. See you, Eddy. 1233 01:57:16,274 --> 01:57:17,901 What the hell... Hurry up! 1234 01:57:18,735 --> 01:57:20,153 I am hurrying! 1235 01:57:53,436 --> 01:57:55,480 Now you strangle me and rape me? 1236 01:57:55,730 --> 01:57:56,314 Yeah. 1237 01:57:56,606 --> 01:57:58,358 Better rape me first. 1238 01:57:58,733 --> 01:57:59,818 All right. 1239 01:58:03,155 --> 01:58:04,197 Look. 1240 01:58:13,081 --> 01:58:14,875 See the little wall? 1241 01:58:15,125 --> 01:58:16,251 The Little Wall of China? 1242 01:58:16,501 --> 01:58:18,545 The one that starts at the lake. 1243 01:58:18,837 --> 01:58:20,672 And that big rock, see? 1244 01:58:20,964 --> 01:58:22,549 - That big thing? - Yeah. 1245 01:58:24,217 --> 01:58:25,385 Beautiful. 1246 01:58:25,760 --> 01:58:27,888 And isn't that little house nice? 1247 01:58:29,055 --> 01:58:31,099 But what are you driving at? 1248 01:58:33,518 --> 01:58:35,312 I love this place! 1249 01:58:37,022 --> 01:58:39,190 You're right, it's perfect. 1250 01:58:39,524 --> 01:58:42,319 Everything in its place. Fantastic. 1251 01:58:45,030 --> 01:58:47,157 It's all for you. All of it! 1252 01:58:50,410 --> 01:58:54,497 It starts at the wall and goes beyond the rock. 1253 01:58:55,373 --> 01:58:58,168 And the house is in the middle. 1254 01:59:00,587 --> 01:59:02,505 And that's not all! 1255 01:59:26,112 --> 01:59:27,322 Happy birthday, my love! 1256 01:59:27,572 --> 01:59:28,823 20 years old! 1257 01:59:29,115 --> 01:59:30,533 Have to eat it now! 1258 02:00:00,271 --> 02:00:01,731 Just one more drop. 1259 02:00:10,824 --> 02:00:12,242 It can't be. 1260 02:00:13,451 --> 02:00:17,247 Look, Betty, don't worry. All the papers are in order. 1261 02:00:19,290 --> 02:00:21,835 No, I mean you can't buy a whole piece of land 1262 02:00:22,168 --> 02:00:24,754 with its sunlight, its sounds 1263 02:00:25,630 --> 02:00:26,756 and all that! 1264 02:00:27,632 --> 02:00:31,010 Sure, but that's how it is. Everything you see here is yours. 1265 02:00:34,431 --> 02:00:37,434 That sunset hanging in the trees is mine as well? 1266 02:00:43,690 --> 02:00:47,110 And the silence and the breeze coming down the hill? 1267 02:00:48,987 --> 02:00:50,280 Yes, it's all yours. 1268 02:00:52,699 --> 02:00:55,118 The guy must have been crazy to sell all this. 1269 02:00:56,703 --> 02:00:58,788 It's the best present I ever had. 1270 02:01:00,165 --> 02:01:01,624 I'm so happy. 1271 02:01:07,046 --> 02:01:09,132 Are these lips mine too? 1272 02:01:12,677 --> 02:01:14,304 Are those eyes mine too? 1273 02:01:15,346 --> 02:01:16,806 They're yours too. 1274 02:01:20,059 --> 02:01:21,311 Is that mine too? 1275 02:01:23,855 --> 02:01:24,981 All of it! 1276 02:01:54,052 --> 02:01:57,013 I dreamed your book was published. 1277 02:02:01,726 --> 02:02:03,519 Why don't you think of something else? 1278 02:02:07,941 --> 02:02:09,192 Give me a cigarette. 1279 02:02:20,411 --> 02:02:21,245 What's this? 1280 02:02:22,914 --> 02:02:24,082 Nothing. 1281 02:02:27,752 --> 02:02:30,046 Nothing? Are they sleeping pills? 1282 02:02:31,464 --> 02:02:33,216 I don't take them often. 1283 02:02:34,926 --> 02:02:36,094 Forget it. 1284 02:02:38,096 --> 02:02:39,430 Make love to me. 1285 02:03:28,938 --> 02:03:30,523 Good and ripe. 1286 02:03:36,654 --> 02:03:37,572 What else? 1287 02:03:37,822 --> 02:03:38,823 Ham. 1288 02:03:39,073 --> 02:03:40,616 Round or square? 1289 02:03:41,284 --> 02:03:43,911 Did you hear about the butcher's wife... 1290 02:03:44,579 --> 02:03:47,874 and the postman? No shame at all. Two slices? 1291 02:03:48,124 --> 02:03:49,083 Four. 1292 02:03:49,625 --> 02:03:51,794 Bob, I'm in a hell of jam! 1293 02:03:53,296 --> 02:03:56,757 I have a piano and my delivery men didn't show up! 1294 02:03:57,049 --> 02:03:59,594 It has to be delivered! 1295 02:04:00,386 --> 02:04:03,097 Your brother-in-law's got a truck, hasn't he? 1296 02:04:03,347 --> 02:04:06,225 It's too big, it's a logging truck! 1297 02:04:06,476 --> 02:04:09,896 I'll manage! I can slew around with the biggest ones! 1298 02:04:09,941 --> 02:04:11,859 So no problem! 1299 02:04:14,737 --> 02:04:16,531 Annie, come here! 1300 02:04:18,908 --> 02:04:21,202 I'll phone him. 1301 02:04:23,913 --> 02:04:26,666 Tell him I'll come back later. 1302 02:04:26,916 --> 02:04:28,709 OK, I'll do that. 1303 02:04:39,011 --> 02:04:40,596 Hi, Annie. 1304 02:04:43,975 --> 02:04:46,018 Have things improved with Bob? 1305 02:04:48,104 --> 02:04:49,647 A little. 1306 02:04:51,274 --> 02:04:52,525 Why? 1307 02:04:54,360 --> 02:04:55,778 What's on your mind? 1308 02:04:56,237 --> 02:04:58,823 Nothing, and that takes all my strength! 1309 02:05:01,117 --> 02:05:04,287 You sure are... a funny guy. 1310 02:05:06,163 --> 02:05:07,832 I doubt that. 1311 02:05:11,627 --> 02:05:13,921 25 tons! Think it'll do? 1312 02:05:16,340 --> 02:05:18,759 Hey, this must be worth plenty! 1313 02:05:31,981 --> 02:05:34,567 Must be worth a lot of bread! 1314 02:05:34,817 --> 02:05:38,112 Spare me your comments! Know how to work this? 1315 02:05:43,326 --> 02:05:45,411 Just press, it's easy! 1316 02:05:45,703 --> 02:05:47,288 Shall I press? 1317 02:05:54,337 --> 02:05:57,965 That's the oil release! Try the other one! 1318 02:05:59,133 --> 02:05:59,967 Now watch! 1319 02:06:07,391 --> 02:06:08,809 Got a manual? 1320 02:06:09,560 --> 02:06:10,603 Yeah, there's a manual. 1321 02:06:17,652 --> 02:06:18,861 What're you up to? 1322 02:06:20,029 --> 02:06:21,238 What are you up to? 1323 02:06:21,572 --> 02:06:23,157 I can't hear! 1324 02:06:24,075 --> 02:06:25,493 Come on! Down! 1325 02:06:28,204 --> 02:06:29,413 What are you up to? 1326 02:06:33,209 --> 02:06:35,670 You jerk! Know what that piano's worth? 1327 02:06:36,212 --> 02:06:37,838 You wouldn't tell me! 1328 02:06:38,756 --> 02:06:39,799 Fucking hell! 1329 02:06:40,049 --> 02:06:41,967 Do you think I've put on weight? 1330 02:06:42,218 --> 02:06:44,303 Right now, you look fine to me. 1331 02:06:44,553 --> 02:06:46,722 I think my belly's a bit fatter. 1332 02:06:47,056 --> 02:06:49,016 What are you talking about? 1333 02:06:49,392 --> 02:06:51,977 Call the Countess to tell her we're on our way. 1334 02:06:52,228 --> 02:06:53,145 Hurry up! 1335 02:06:54,397 --> 02:06:55,898 For Christ's sake! 1336 02:07:00,569 --> 02:07:02,071 Zorg, are you coming? 1337 02:07:02,405 --> 02:07:03,531 I'm coming! 1338 02:07:04,156 --> 02:07:05,408 Did you tie it down? 1339 02:07:06,200 --> 02:07:07,159 The lady's waiting! 1340 02:07:07,410 --> 02:07:08,160 Let me go. 1341 02:07:08,411 --> 02:07:09,912 I have to tell you! 1342 02:07:11,455 --> 02:07:12,998 I'm selling a piano! 1343 02:07:13,290 --> 02:07:14,708 I'm an hour late! 1344 02:07:15,584 --> 02:07:17,044 She'll be hopping mad! 1345 02:07:18,462 --> 02:07:19,547 I'm coming! 1346 02:07:21,465 --> 02:07:22,550 What's that? 1347 02:07:25,094 --> 02:07:26,887 Dust from Atlantis? 1348 02:07:29,265 --> 02:07:31,392 It's a pregnancy test. 1349 02:07:32,852 --> 02:07:33,853 And what does it say? 1350 02:07:34,103 --> 02:07:35,271 It says yes! 1351 02:07:36,438 --> 02:07:39,358 But how, with your IUD? 1352 02:07:39,650 --> 02:07:41,235 Happens sometimes. 1353 02:07:42,111 --> 02:07:43,571 It can't be true! 1354 02:07:49,285 --> 02:07:50,536 Sit down. 1355 02:07:52,288 --> 02:07:54,707 I'll be right back to look after you! 1356 02:07:54,999 --> 02:07:56,208 It's great, eh? 1357 02:08:04,091 --> 02:08:06,969 What's wrong? You look like a ghost? 1358 02:08:07,678 --> 02:08:09,471 We're late as hell! 1359 02:08:11,849 --> 02:08:15,311 Never saw so many baby carriages! 1360 02:08:15,561 --> 02:08:17,354 We almost made one less! 1361 02:08:18,564 --> 02:08:21,275 Not so fast! The truck's brand new! 1362 02:08:21,567 --> 02:08:24,111 I'm not going fast! Anyway, it's a turbo! 1363 02:08:24,361 --> 02:08:25,988 What? Are you kidding? 1364 02:08:29,742 --> 02:08:31,994 I'm only going 25 mph! 1365 02:08:32,578 --> 02:08:34,997 25? You're going 50! 1366 02:08:35,247 --> 02:08:37,541 50? That's not fast! 1367 02:08:40,586 --> 02:08:41,879 Got your licence? 1368 02:08:42,922 --> 02:08:43,714 I doubt it. 1369 02:08:50,596 --> 02:08:52,222 Hi there! Remember me? 1370 02:08:52,765 --> 02:08:56,560 Doing 60 with a truck limited to 45 mph 1371 02:08:57,311 --> 02:09:00,230 on a road limited to 15-ton vehicles 1372 02:09:00,606 --> 02:09:04,568 and to 30 mph. Not bad, not bad. 1373 02:09:05,986 --> 02:09:09,365 Your papers... full inspection... the whole lot. 1374 02:09:09,615 --> 02:09:11,700 Sorry, I was dreaming! 1375 02:09:11,951 --> 02:09:16,080 If you flunk the alcohol test, you'll wake up fast. 1376 02:09:17,122 --> 02:09:18,999 I just found out I'm to be a father! 1377 02:09:19,625 --> 02:09:20,542 What? 1378 02:09:21,085 --> 02:09:22,127 A father! 1379 02:09:25,422 --> 02:09:27,383 Got a cigarette? 1380 02:09:27,800 --> 02:09:28,842 Sure. 1381 02:09:32,012 --> 02:09:34,848 Fathers! Bravest daredevils of all! 1382 02:09:37,976 --> 02:09:40,896 You'll see... there's joy... but sorrow too, 1383 02:09:41,146 --> 02:09:42,231 sorrow. 1384 02:09:45,150 --> 02:09:48,570 Take a child by the hand. 1385 02:09:49,988 --> 02:09:53,575 Lead him into future land. 1386 02:09:55,160 --> 02:09:58,747 Give him a confident stride. 1387 02:09:59,832 --> 02:10:03,085 Treat a child like a king. 1388 02:10:03,794 --> 02:10:07,423 Take a child in your arms. 1389 02:10:08,340 --> 02:10:11,427 Protect his childish charms. 1390 02:10:42,040 --> 02:10:44,460 A floating island, like a desert island. 1391 02:10:45,210 --> 02:10:45,919 Yes, sweetheart. 1392 02:10:46,211 --> 02:10:47,463 And you? 1393 02:10:48,046 --> 02:10:50,257 Another bottle of champagne and fritters. 1394 02:10:50,507 --> 02:10:52,801 - Fritters for 2? - Yes, for 2. 1395 02:10:53,677 --> 02:10:55,304 You'll eat for 3. 1396 02:11:01,185 --> 02:11:02,311 I'm going for a pee. 1397 02:11:07,191 --> 02:11:10,527 Are fathers the daredevils of the modern age? 1398 02:11:11,028 --> 02:11:13,822 And did I look like a daredevil? 1399 02:11:28,378 --> 02:11:30,255 Excuse me. I've been watching you. 1400 02:11:34,927 --> 02:11:37,137 I think I've something that may interest you. 1401 02:11:37,387 --> 02:11:39,848 No thanks, I'm fine. 1402 02:11:42,893 --> 02:11:44,353 There's a gram there. 1403 02:11:45,103 --> 02:11:45,812 Is it good? 1404 02:11:46,104 --> 02:11:47,481 I don't use it. 1405 02:11:47,731 --> 02:11:49,233 You don't use it? 1406 02:11:49,733 --> 02:11:51,443 It's to pay for my vacation. 1407 02:11:52,277 --> 02:11:53,695 I'm going surfing. 1408 02:11:56,615 --> 02:11:57,866 In Hawaii. 1409 02:11:58,742 --> 02:12:02,037 Great waves out there. The wind in your hair... 1410 02:12:02,621 --> 02:12:03,497 How much? 1411 02:12:03,747 --> 02:12:04,706 1,500. 1412 02:12:05,082 --> 02:12:07,042 Are you sure? 1413 02:12:07,626 --> 02:12:09,002 I can take it back... 1414 02:12:09,252 --> 02:12:11,588 Hey, be reasonable. 200... 1415 02:12:12,089 --> 02:12:13,006 That's nothing. 1416 02:12:13,256 --> 02:12:16,051 What do you mean? It'll pay for a pair of shorts! 1417 02:12:16,426 --> 02:12:17,636 Hold on here. 1418 02:12:25,811 --> 02:12:26,812 Well? 1419 02:12:28,981 --> 02:12:32,234 Here, mister surfer. Just remember one thing: 1420 02:12:33,610 --> 02:12:36,363 white sand, Hawaii, waves, sunshine... 1421 02:12:36,613 --> 02:12:39,241 It's beautiful but it's not real. 1422 02:12:39,616 --> 02:12:42,411 Blood is still being spilled everywhere. 1423 02:12:44,329 --> 02:12:46,748 Why are you saying that? Are you crazy? 1424 02:12:47,708 --> 02:12:51,586 Why were all those guys dazzling me with their lights? 1425 02:12:52,629 --> 02:12:53,880 You had no lights on. 1426 02:12:54,131 --> 02:12:56,425 I really like blue. It's just great. 1427 02:12:56,675 --> 02:13:00,095 I had no lights on? Jesus, people can be really mean. 1428 02:13:05,851 --> 02:13:08,103 S'funny. Champagne usually wakes me up. 1429 02:13:09,146 --> 02:13:12,649 Don't do that to me now! Not tonight! 1430 02:13:13,150 --> 02:13:16,278 Thirsty? Want something to drink? 1431 02:13:22,159 --> 02:13:23,285 You're no fun. 1432 02:13:25,662 --> 02:13:26,747 No fun at all. 1433 02:13:44,681 --> 02:13:48,810 Let's play Scrabble! You love that! I'll let you win, OK? 1434 02:13:56,359 --> 02:13:59,821 You're no fun to leave me all alone! 1435 02:14:05,577 --> 02:14:06,995 Your bag is ugly. 1436 02:16:36,686 --> 02:16:38,438 - Who's that kid? - What kid? 1437 02:16:38,688 --> 02:16:39,814 Downstairs. 1438 02:16:40,190 --> 02:16:41,483 That's Nicolas! 1439 02:16:47,030 --> 02:16:49,783 A young genius, but he hasn't got a piano. 1440 02:16:50,033 --> 02:16:50,784 What's this? 1441 02:16:51,034 --> 02:16:54,496 Champagne! One bottle apiece. And ice-cream 1442 02:16:55,747 --> 02:16:57,832 with passion fruit in it. 1443 02:16:58,541 --> 02:16:59,626 That's for you! 1444 02:17:18,728 --> 02:17:19,979 We never know. 1445 02:17:20,438 --> 02:17:22,857 And they never shrink! 1446 02:17:36,454 --> 02:17:37,622 I love you. 1447 02:18:06,776 --> 02:18:09,362 What does it feel like? 1448 02:18:09,612 --> 02:18:13,074 I don't know. I want another test to be sure. 1449 02:18:15,326 --> 02:18:16,911 Do you like the idea? 1450 02:18:17,954 --> 02:18:19,247 I don't know. 1451 02:18:21,624 --> 02:18:23,751 But I'd say it's not so bad. 1452 02:18:25,795 --> 02:18:27,297 As a present to you. 1453 02:18:58,661 --> 02:19:00,121 We made love. 1454 02:19:01,873 --> 02:19:03,624 I had a dizzy sensation: 1455 02:19:06,836 --> 02:19:09,255 while we screwed, her IUD was like 1456 02:19:09,505 --> 02:19:12,175 a broken door banging in the wind. 1457 02:19:44,916 --> 02:19:49,337 PREGNANCY DIAGNOSIS: NEGATIVE. 1458 02:20:08,564 --> 02:20:10,316 Mine's got hot pants 1459 02:20:10,566 --> 02:20:13,027 and yours is going bananas. 1460 02:20:16,989 --> 02:20:18,741 Don't ever say that! 1461 02:20:25,623 --> 02:20:26,791 I'm sorry. 1462 02:22:15,274 --> 02:22:17,443 Aren't you glad to see Eddy and Lisa? 1463 02:22:17,693 --> 02:22:18,903 And Rusty? 1464 02:22:22,865 --> 02:22:24,658 Even bald I'd love you! 1465 02:22:28,537 --> 02:22:30,164 Life is against me. 1466 02:22:31,207 --> 02:22:33,834 If I want anything, it's denied me. 1467 02:22:35,086 --> 02:22:37,171 I can't even manage to have a baby. 1468 02:23:04,782 --> 02:23:06,075 What's wrong? 1469 02:23:10,121 --> 02:23:11,914 Your hair looks fine! 1470 02:23:15,501 --> 02:23:17,920 You should swim a bit. The water's just right! 1471 02:23:24,134 --> 02:23:25,261 You're insane! 1472 02:23:54,373 --> 02:23:57,167 Watch the float and you don't have to worry. 1473 02:23:58,002 --> 02:23:59,295 I don't give a fuck. 1474 02:24:02,840 --> 02:24:05,801 I don't want to be a nuisance but is Betty all right? 1475 02:24:07,011 --> 02:24:08,512 She's lost her color. 1476 02:24:09,638 --> 02:24:12,683 She keeps on biting her lips and looking at the stars. 1477 02:24:16,228 --> 02:24:18,856 Fuck, you're worse than a fish, huh? 1478 02:24:21,942 --> 02:24:23,527 Can't I help you out? 1479 02:24:25,070 --> 02:24:26,864 She thought she was pregnant. 1480 02:24:27,781 --> 02:24:31,368 Well, it can't work every time. Try again! 1481 02:24:32,119 --> 02:24:36,540 I get the feeling that Betty wants something that doesn't exist. 1482 02:24:38,292 --> 02:24:40,377 The world's too fucking small for her. 1483 02:24:44,131 --> 02:24:46,342 You won't help her like that. 1484 02:24:46,592 --> 02:24:48,552 Fuck, Eddy, I've got to save her. 1485 02:25:22,628 --> 02:25:24,088 What're you doing? 1486 02:25:34,014 --> 02:25:36,266 My Betty... Come back. 1487 02:25:40,979 --> 02:25:42,189 It's me. 1488 02:25:44,817 --> 02:25:46,193 I hear voices. 1489 02:25:50,823 --> 02:25:53,033 No, that's the wind. 1490 02:25:53,575 --> 02:25:56,078 Some nut always has a radio on at 3 a.m., 1491 02:25:56,370 --> 02:25:58,080 waiting for World War III. 1492 02:25:58,372 --> 02:26:01,959 I hear the voices in my head! 1493 02:26:03,001 --> 02:26:04,503 I'm going insane! 1494 02:26:07,548 --> 02:26:08,674 In my head... 1495 02:26:15,180 --> 02:26:16,682 It's all over now. 1496 02:27:22,456 --> 02:27:25,834 ''Whenever Josiane dug her nails into Sylvie's body, 1497 02:27:26,126 --> 02:27:27,836 ''kneaded her breasts 1498 02:27:28,128 --> 02:27:30,505 ''or greedily tongued her hairy mound 1499 02:27:30,756 --> 02:27:32,049 ''she'd think of Roger. 1500 02:27:32,424 --> 02:27:36,053 ''She wanted him to take her, brutally penetrate her core. 1501 02:27:36,470 --> 02:27:40,015 ''She'd think of his stiff pole pounding into her gaping pussy. 1502 02:27:40,307 --> 02:27:42,267 ''Jesus, Jesus, the joy of it!'' 1503 02:27:48,940 --> 02:27:50,901 I won't try anything. 1504 02:27:51,943 --> 02:27:53,570 I don't want to get hurt. 1505 02:27:54,738 --> 02:27:55,947 Don't be so uptight. 1506 02:27:59,284 --> 02:28:03,622 Oh, wow! You've got one hell of a nerve trying this. 1507 02:28:05,457 --> 02:28:06,541 I admire you. 1508 02:28:11,129 --> 02:28:14,257 I've a Thermos flask if you want. Help yourself. 1509 02:28:21,473 --> 02:28:22,974 What's your name? 1510 02:28:25,018 --> 02:28:28,146 I just want to know your name. I swear I won't tell anyone. 1511 02:28:32,192 --> 02:28:34,403 If you untie me, I can help you. 1512 02:28:34,653 --> 02:28:37,781 I could turn a gun on the bastards. I hate this job. 1513 02:28:38,657 --> 02:28:41,451 Why won't you tell me your name? Trust me. 1514 02:28:42,702 --> 02:28:45,288 Watch out for the fat one, Georges-Alain. 1515 02:28:45,997 --> 02:28:48,417 Be careful, he's a real shit. 1516 02:28:48,708 --> 02:28:51,670 He'll fire without warning. He's shot passers-by before now. 1517 02:28:51,920 --> 02:28:53,046 I'd kill him. 1518 02:28:55,340 --> 02:28:56,341 He'll get you. 1519 02:28:58,093 --> 02:28:59,553 I'd like to watch you. 1520 02:29:00,637 --> 02:29:03,390 Take me hostage. We'll be like Bonnie and Clyde. 1521 02:29:31,334 --> 02:29:33,587 You've got it all wrong, shithead. 1522 02:29:33,962 --> 02:29:37,257 When your wife has a headache the night you want to screw her, 1523 02:29:37,507 --> 02:29:39,968 tell it's not her head you're after! 1524 02:29:43,805 --> 02:29:45,891 You don't know my wife... 1525 02:29:46,141 --> 02:29:48,393 What do you mean? She's like any other woman. 1526 02:29:48,685 --> 02:29:51,771 They're all the same, all bitches, every last one. 1527 02:29:52,022 --> 02:29:55,233 Look, when you bring your pay home at the end of the month, 1528 02:29:55,483 --> 02:29:57,736 she doesn't want an Aspirin then. 1529 02:30:00,947 --> 02:30:01,740 Take the money. 1530 02:30:20,383 --> 02:30:21,927 You fucking bitch! 1531 02:30:22,218 --> 02:30:25,472 When I catch up with you, I'll make you suck my dick! 1532 02:32:12,454 --> 02:32:14,622 What are you doing here, Betty? 1533 02:32:16,458 --> 02:32:19,502 What are you doing? I've been looking all over for you. 1534 02:32:23,506 --> 02:32:24,716 Sweetheart... 1535 02:32:24,966 --> 02:32:28,595 If I was dead, I'd like people to come to see me. 1536 02:32:29,137 --> 02:32:31,264 What are you talking about? Come on. 1537 02:32:51,326 --> 02:32:53,828 Want to see what I found this afternoon? 1538 02:33:02,837 --> 02:33:04,130 What's it for? 1539 02:33:07,050 --> 02:33:08,801 Anything you want, Betty. 1540 02:33:09,510 --> 02:33:10,678 An island? 1541 02:33:13,556 --> 02:33:14,766 You're crazy... 1542 02:33:30,740 --> 02:33:32,992 Put that back. It's not nice. 1543 02:33:38,831 --> 02:33:39,832 Put them on. 1544 02:33:40,124 --> 02:33:42,251 Put them on, please. Put them on. 1545 02:34:13,658 --> 02:34:16,077 If anyone ever asks what I did today, 1546 02:34:16,369 --> 02:34:18,621 tell them we were together all day, okay? 1547 02:34:19,998 --> 02:34:22,291 Yes. I even screwed a beautiful brunette. 1548 02:34:23,543 --> 02:34:24,544 Beautiful... 1549 02:34:25,169 --> 02:34:26,462 Really beautiful. 1550 02:34:29,716 --> 02:34:31,676 We'll go to the seaside tomorrow. 1551 02:34:53,698 --> 02:34:54,824 Is it good? 1552 02:34:57,535 --> 02:34:58,828 This was a good idea, huh? 1553 02:35:06,043 --> 02:35:08,379 I'll buy you a boat, okay? 1554 02:35:13,426 --> 02:35:15,511 Shit, it's been tough enough, huh? 1555 02:35:16,429 --> 02:35:17,263 There must be 1556 02:35:17,555 --> 02:35:19,807 a paradise somewhere for you and me. 1557 02:35:29,066 --> 02:35:30,735 Want another ice-cream? 1558 02:35:32,945 --> 02:35:35,448 I'll go and get it now or we'll be here ages. 1559 02:35:55,593 --> 02:35:57,386 Hey, that girl who was with you 1560 02:35:57,762 --> 02:35:59,680 has gone off with my little boy. 1561 02:35:59,931 --> 02:36:02,225 That girl who was with you. 1562 02:36:02,475 --> 02:36:04,101 The one in the short dress. 1563 02:36:04,810 --> 02:36:05,895 Stop him! 1564 02:36:20,117 --> 02:36:21,202 Stop him! 1565 02:37:04,161 --> 02:37:06,122 This floor is closed to the public. 1566 02:37:06,539 --> 02:37:07,623 I'm sorry, sir. 1567 02:37:08,207 --> 02:37:09,250 The store is closed. 1568 02:37:09,542 --> 02:37:11,794 What do you mean? It'll only take a minute. 1569 02:37:12,712 --> 02:37:14,672 It won't take long! Betty! 1570 02:37:15,548 --> 02:37:17,466 This whole floor has been hired. 1571 02:37:20,177 --> 02:37:20,928 I'm sorry... 1572 02:37:21,178 --> 02:37:24,807 I want a piano. I want a piano for my wife and kid... 1573 02:37:25,057 --> 02:37:27,143 I fully understand but right now... 1574 02:37:28,519 --> 02:37:29,270 How much? 1575 02:37:29,520 --> 02:37:32,106 I don't know. I keep telling you we're closed. 1576 02:37:32,356 --> 02:37:35,818 For fuck's sake, that customer is my wife! Where is she? 1577 02:37:36,986 --> 02:37:39,447 In the tepee. She doesn't want to be disturbed. 1578 02:37:39,697 --> 02:37:41,323 She paid, sir. 1579 02:37:43,534 --> 02:37:45,661 Betty, what are you doing in here? 1580 02:37:47,246 --> 02:37:48,998 Come and sit down with us. 1581 02:37:50,416 --> 02:37:51,500 Who are you? 1582 02:37:52,418 --> 02:37:53,836 He's the man in my life. 1583 02:37:54,253 --> 02:37:57,882 His mother's been looking for him. We've got to get out of here. 1584 02:38:00,426 --> 02:38:02,845 Come with us. 1585 02:38:04,513 --> 02:38:05,306 What's going on? 1586 02:38:05,598 --> 02:38:06,599 Come on. 1587 02:38:08,684 --> 02:38:10,644 Keep him, his mother's on her way. 1588 02:38:10,895 --> 02:38:12,188 Quick, Betty! 1589 02:38:34,752 --> 02:38:36,170 I can't... It's no use. 1590 02:38:36,420 --> 02:38:39,673 You have to run or they'll part us. We'll never be together again. 1591 02:38:39,924 --> 02:38:43,552 They can't part us. We were meant for each other. 1592 02:38:49,475 --> 02:38:50,893 Hurry, Betty, hurry. 1593 02:40:51,847 --> 02:40:52,723 Don't panic! 1594 02:40:53,432 --> 02:40:55,309 - What happened? - Please sit down. 1595 02:40:55,601 --> 02:40:57,311 Where's Betty? 1596 02:40:57,603 --> 02:40:58,854 Stay here! 1597 02:41:07,237 --> 02:41:08,530 Can't be true! 1598 02:41:08,864 --> 02:41:09,782 Don't stay here. 1599 02:41:11,950 --> 02:41:14,703 Bob, what happened? 1600 02:41:16,955 --> 02:41:18,707 She poked an eye out. 1601 02:41:33,597 --> 02:41:34,890 That's not possible! 1602 02:41:35,808 --> 02:41:38,060 This looks awful, but she'll live. 1603 02:41:40,771 --> 02:41:44,233 Go and sit down. I'll go and ask. Just sit down. 1604 02:41:47,945 --> 02:41:49,071 Wait for me here. 1605 02:42:13,470 --> 02:42:14,388 Well? 1606 02:42:14,638 --> 02:42:16,390 She's okay, she's sleeping. 1607 02:42:16,640 --> 02:42:17,766 Can I see her, Bob? 1608 02:42:18,058 --> 02:42:21,603 Yes, you have to fill in forms for the authorities first. 1609 02:42:23,021 --> 02:42:25,607 It's just a formality but it has to be done. 1610 02:42:26,984 --> 02:42:28,610 I'll put you through... 1611 02:42:30,195 --> 02:42:31,780 He's the one who... 1612 02:42:34,366 --> 02:42:36,118 - Are you the husband? - No. 1613 02:42:37,494 --> 02:42:38,161 A relative? 1614 02:42:40,372 --> 02:42:42,791 No, I'm all the rest. 1615 02:42:45,002 --> 02:42:48,130 We live together so I can fill those things out. 1616 02:42:49,548 --> 02:42:52,009 Do you have her identity card? 1617 02:42:53,010 --> 02:42:55,137 - Where the hell did I put it? - Here. 1618 02:42:59,057 --> 02:43:00,851 It's a nice photo, huh? 1619 02:43:03,895 --> 02:43:05,814 Her social security number? 1620 02:43:06,064 --> 02:43:07,441 I don't know it. 1621 02:43:07,691 --> 02:43:09,318 What a pain... 1622 02:43:10,694 --> 02:43:11,987 Okay, that's fine. 1623 02:43:17,034 --> 02:43:19,619 You can go, Bob. I want to see her alone. 1624 02:43:19,870 --> 02:43:21,705 - Can you drive back? - Yes. 1625 02:43:31,882 --> 02:43:34,217 Excuse me, is this room 10? 1626 02:43:34,593 --> 02:43:36,803 The girl who poked her eye out? 1627 02:43:37,054 --> 02:43:38,972 She's stable but needs rest. 1628 02:43:39,222 --> 02:43:40,515 Can I see her? 1629 02:43:40,766 --> 02:43:42,809 I'm afraid not. Visiting hours are over. 1630 02:43:43,060 --> 02:43:44,561 Just 5 minutes. 1631 02:43:45,062 --> 02:43:47,439 All right then, but not for long. 1632 02:43:49,608 --> 02:43:51,068 No more than 5 minutes. 1633 02:45:10,897 --> 02:45:12,107 Come on. 1634 02:45:13,942 --> 02:45:15,735 You can't do anything here. 1635 02:45:17,946 --> 02:45:19,739 I want to stay just a bit longer. 1636 02:45:21,116 --> 02:45:23,743 She won't wake before noon tomorrow. 1637 02:45:24,786 --> 02:45:26,246 She's under sedation. 1638 02:45:30,125 --> 02:45:31,668 Come on, let's go. 1639 02:45:32,085 --> 02:45:33,795 You can come back tomorrow. 1640 02:45:34,212 --> 02:45:35,589 She'll be better. 1641 02:45:41,177 --> 02:45:42,387 I've had enough! 1642 02:45:42,679 --> 02:45:45,390 Stop bawling your head off. You've no respect for others. 1643 02:45:45,682 --> 02:45:48,560 You can talk about respect! What do you get up to 1644 02:45:48,852 --> 02:45:51,521 when you deliver to your lonely customers? 1645 02:45:52,856 --> 02:45:56,067 - You bastard, you're using me! - Stop busting my balls! 1646 02:45:56,318 --> 02:45:58,236 Shithead! 1647 02:45:58,486 --> 02:46:02,282 You're totally crazy to get this wound up over nothing. 1648 02:46:02,782 --> 02:46:06,786 Nothing? You cheat on me and you call that nothing? 1649 02:46:07,829 --> 02:46:09,623 You cheat on me and don't fuck me! 1650 02:46:09,914 --> 02:46:10,915 At least fuck me! 1651 02:46:11,207 --> 02:46:13,168 You're completely off your rocker. 1652 02:46:14,377 --> 02:46:15,920 I've had enough of this row. 1653 02:46:16,212 --> 02:46:20,467 This isn't a row. You have to be in love for a row. 1654 02:47:58,148 --> 02:47:59,232 Yes, speaking. 1655 02:48:04,154 --> 02:48:06,739 What? You've read it? 1656 02:48:09,492 --> 02:48:12,078 No, I believe you. I'm just surprised. 1657 02:48:13,329 --> 02:48:14,747 It hasn't come yet. 1658 02:48:19,836 --> 02:48:22,088 O.K., I'll sign every page... 1659 02:48:23,673 --> 02:48:25,091 I want 15%. 1660 02:48:29,137 --> 02:48:31,806 O.K., 10%. I don't give a shit. 1661 02:48:33,474 --> 02:48:35,268 No, I can't travel now. 1662 02:48:37,020 --> 02:48:38,938 Yes, I'm doing another one, 1663 02:48:39,397 --> 02:48:42,901 but I can't explain. Just stuff that pops into mind. 1664 02:49:51,678 --> 02:49:55,515 Betty, we did it! The book's going to be published! 1665 02:50:04,065 --> 02:50:05,692 What have they done to you? 1666 02:50:08,778 --> 02:50:10,029 The dirty bastards! 1667 02:50:40,143 --> 02:50:42,186 We're going to make it, my love. 1668 02:50:43,938 --> 02:50:45,898 I'm writing another book. 1669 02:50:47,400 --> 02:50:48,568 For you. 1670 02:50:52,488 --> 02:50:53,906 For you, Betty! 1671 02:50:59,328 --> 02:51:00,580 Dedicated to you. 1672 02:51:03,749 --> 02:51:04,750 What are you doing here? 1673 02:51:07,128 --> 02:51:08,588 What did you do to her? 1674 02:51:08,838 --> 02:51:11,048 You're crazy! Get out! 1675 02:51:11,299 --> 02:51:14,135 What is all this shit? I want to see her doctor! 1676 02:51:16,012 --> 02:51:17,138 What is this shit? 1677 02:51:18,014 --> 02:51:18,973 Tell me! 1678 02:51:20,850 --> 02:51:21,893 Sit down! 1679 02:51:23,853 --> 02:51:25,396 I need to talk to you. 1680 02:51:28,191 --> 02:51:30,109 She's in a state of shock! 1681 02:51:31,194 --> 02:51:32,820 Know what that means? 1682 02:51:33,487 --> 02:51:34,739 It is serious. 1683 02:51:35,031 --> 02:51:37,867 We can't predict the outcome. 1684 02:51:38,659 --> 02:51:40,745 I can't guarantee 1685 02:51:41,037 --> 02:51:42,955 that she'll ever recover. 1686 02:51:44,832 --> 02:51:46,209 Be brave, my boy! 1687 02:51:47,585 --> 02:51:49,629 Chemistry has made great strides. 1688 02:51:50,087 --> 02:51:51,923 Electrotherapy gets results. 1689 02:51:52,548 --> 02:51:55,927 Ignore all those dumb lies! There's no danger! 1690 02:51:56,177 --> 02:51:57,470 I'm taking her home! 1691 02:51:57,762 --> 02:52:00,973 You're joking! That girl is totally insane! 1692 02:52:02,016 --> 02:52:04,518 Shut up, shut up! 1693 02:52:07,021 --> 02:52:09,690 It's your medicine that drove her mad! 1694 02:52:10,358 --> 02:52:12,985 Your shit's wrecking her mind! 1695 02:52:14,362 --> 02:52:16,489 You're making her sick! 1696 02:52:32,254 --> 02:52:35,466 I said beat it! Get lost! 1697 02:52:39,679 --> 02:52:40,805 I'll slug you! 1698 02:52:41,097 --> 02:52:42,515 Forget it! 1699 02:54:29,663 --> 02:54:32,458 I keep hearing your voice in the house, Betty. 1700 02:54:36,212 --> 02:54:38,130 Worst of all, the silence... 1701 02:54:41,175 --> 02:54:43,344 and words that just pop up: 1702 02:54:47,723 --> 02:54:50,142 ''Can't find the damn sugar!'' 1703 02:54:53,187 --> 02:54:54,146 ''You're kidding.'' 1704 02:54:57,358 --> 02:54:59,318 ''That shitty vacuum cleaner!'' 1705 02:55:04,907 --> 02:55:06,492 ''Zorg, are you asleep?'' 1706 02:55:20,089 --> 02:55:22,216 We're going away together. 1707 02:55:30,599 --> 02:55:32,393 Make one last effort. 1708 02:55:55,958 --> 02:55:58,377 We were meant for each other. 1709 02:55:59,128 --> 02:56:02,548 No one can ever separate us, no one, ever. 1710 03:01:14,234 --> 03:01:15,694 Are you writing? 1711 03:01:17,612 --> 03:01:19,197 Just thinking. 117524