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Okay, everyone! Bubbly, On The House!

Annelie and I have been together for seven years and have two children.

I'm still in love with her; hell of a lot, too ...

My brother ... Well, what can I say?

Annelie's sister, Amanda and Nick got together recently.

Just before he got his own apartment ... 29 years old.

-I'm not going to sleep here anymore. -What are you dissatisfied with?

Hamid's father, from Iran, met with a Swedish girl, and out came Hamid.

When Hamid was 14, she was found frozen to death in the woods at S�dert�lje.

Hamid's dad is never at home. He can't even remember where it is.

They say everyone has equal worth. That's pure bullshit.

I drive a rusty Ford, I don't have same value as someone in a Merc.

If you say that, you must be religious or a politician.

Everyone thinks the guy in the Merc has worked harder and is smarter.

With all the trimmings are you a better sandwich?

I don't think it's wrong, but I don't want to throw stones and shit.

I don't want to be especially rich. I just want to be the guy in the Merc.

-We're getting another one, huh? -No, I have to get up early.

It's my fucking birthday! -Is it? Okay, I'm feeling sick myself.

-Have you started on the site yet? -No, I start on Monday.

-Will you work as a carpenter? -No, a construction assistant.

-It's called "go for". -Have you got what you want yet?

They've got a large container, 200 metres from the actual construction.

They need someone to gather up the debris and throw it in the container.

A blast ... They said I could start as an apprentice.

Start up your own business to clean up the building site.

Why should I do that shit all my life?

Start a business to wash senile dementia from the groin.

We grew up in Fru�ngen, outside Stockholm.

There were mental hospitals, hi-tech companies and a prison for alcoholics.

It was probably the dumbest place in Sweden.

The only thing we hoped for was to be a straight guy.

Ideally, a successful "Svensson". No one can say I completely failed.

What are you doing in there? Open! Max wants you.

I have to go to the fucking bathroom!

-Want me to tidy up and wash the dishes? -No, you don't.

I'll do it when Max has gone to bed.

Will you keep on washing on Saturday night?

-Can't you do it now? -No, I'll do it later.

Max just wants to check what's on the children's program.

-Sorry, I fell asleep with Max. I'll do it now. -I've done it.

How much does a dishwasher cost?

What do you want a dishwasher for? You've got me.

It is my snuff box ...

We can go to the bedroom ...

I thought it'd be exciting to do this here.

I'm the only father in the playground.

A childminder asked if I was looking for daycare.

-Soon I'll grow tits here. -We've got to do like this.

-We can't afford to live here otherwise. -Do you want the kids grow up in an apartment?

When I was little and we moved to the house, my life began.

I'm open to change. I don�t want to have any loans.

You promised to pay the next instalment from the parental allowance.

Is that a problem, right? Haven't you thought about it?

It's easy for you to stay home and whine all the time.

-I have to earn all the money. -I got it! -Okay.

Maybe it's not a bad idea to look for daycare.

I've thought of something ...

Maybe I can start my own firm ... painting.

-Dad may be willing to co-sign a loan. -A loan ...?

I'd borrow to make money, not to buy a car or something.

What do you need for a painting company?

A car, business address, work clothes ... I don't know.

My company won't go around painting living rooms and stuff.

I'll think big ...real contracts with construction companies.

I'm aiming at big bucks for that kind of work. Really big money ...

I'll talk to Nick and Hamid, and to Dad about the loan.

Lenhoff's Painting, it's Thor. Hello, hello ...? Is anyone there?

Hello! Have you thought about what I said yesterday?

I called two. There's a waiting list or too many kids in the group already.

I'm on paternity leave, but I don't intend to make it a career!

-Hey! -Hey!

-Hi, Mom! -Hey, buddy.

Hey, how nice you are.

Hello!

-I had 37, seven in the morning. Okay ...

I don't know if I can do it now.

Should I bring in your lunch or something?

I didn't mean to ...

-You relax only when you can. -We have to relax, okay?

-Hey! -Hey!

Is it a wet look today? Cute ...

-Annelie, I want to take time off for a bit. I need to talk to Micke and Hamid. -About what?

-Painting ... I'm on ... -You'll learn. My dad's a painter.

We'll be our own employer. Without ...

In three years, we'll hire employees to paint while we run the business.

-I'm in. When do we start? -Wait, will there be a lot of risks?

My brother became a fucking millionaire in 10 years. When he eats out, the firm pays.

He takes the boat to Finland, fills up the car, buys new furniture ... the firm pays.

-To Painting. -To Painting.

On the way to my dad to ask for a bail out. A 30 year old with wife and kids.

Eating poop would be a more desirable option.

Welcome! Gunnar is there and so is the food.

My brother is the proof money makes people happier.

You hope happiness comes to other people. But, ...

... the more money; the better you feel.

-That's what I call a car. -Take a spin if you want. Do it.

Oh, I'll just ...

I was going to build one of those like we have at home, a two-story ...

-Max can get his own room ... -He has his own room.

I meant in the playhouse ... Joking, Janne, do you remember what it is?

-How's everything else? -Good.

I've sold the company, by the way.

If I'd had the choice I'd have taken paternity leave too.

Unfortunately it was impossible for me. I had too much work to do.

-No! -Well, so now you say no to me.

-How much did you get for the company? -More than 5 million ...

And still keep 49% of the shares.

"They made me an offer I couldn't refuse", and ...

-Cheers to you! -Cheers.

-We'll use the other bathroom. -What were they doing?

-Is Dad sleeping down here now? -Yes, I think so.

He had a heart attack, you know.

-A heart attack? -Yes.

-Did you know? -No, my ass.

He's not so keen to talk about it.

-What will you do then? -I don't know.

You can always come to work for me.

-I am thinking of starting a painting firm. -Are you going to take over his firm?

-Did I say that? -No ...

Even if I knew about the heart attack I wouldn't want to take over the firm.

It's easy, it's cool ...

-Do you know how much work there is? -Nah, how much work is there?

-It's a fucking job. -You have to want to succeed as well.

It's no big deal ... He's good at everything.

-What am I good at, then? -You aren't a real winner.

You're not a loser, but you haven't got the drive to be a winner ...

But how many have? Two, maybe three percent ...

There can't be more of us, because then everyone would like to play at the top.

How the hell does it look? No, come to work for me instead.

One fine day maybe I'll win over you.

-Yes, you may sometime. -Yes, I may.

-What do you mean? -Nothing. I'm only kidding a bit.

Whatever the hell you do, don't upset Mom and Dad.

Just don't screw up.

-Dad, there's one thing I'd ... -Shall we go, Hoffa?

I just need to do something ...

I've got a question. You can just say no.

-It won't cause you any worry. -No ...

-Not until you can't pay. -Yes, but fuck it then.

-I'll ask Tommy instead. -No, no ...

How much do you need?

260,000 SEK respectively.

Well ...

I want it to work out for you sometime.

I know I've been immature, but it's different now.

-A painting firm? -Yes, that's something I can do ...

... that you taught me.

Please, please ...

Okay!

-"Hoffa's painting." That's awesome ... "Hoffa's Painting."

-No ... "Painter-Hoffa"! -No!

-It could be "Nick's Painting". -No, "Hoffa's Painting"

- "Painter-Hoffa" is better. -No, no, no!

"Hoffa's Paintings."

That is it one, two, three!

No, I know what hell is ...

Check out the King.

Not too much paint on the roller ...

No doubt. Slap it on the wall. Near the wall, by hand ...

... Then let the roller do the work.

They often change so you have to have lots of colours all the time.

Closer to the wall!

I'll show you. Check!

Near the wall, and then only up like this. Painting ... painting ... painting ...

Paint, paint, paint ...

PAINT, PAINT, PAINT ...

It is enough to consider.

Ajabaja, Nick. Don't taste it!

Dad immediately sent over a lot of odd jobs to our company.

We got more than enough to do.

We loved our new life, scent and colour consistency ...

... To take care of the brushes ... We loved painting ...

... To emphasize the sky blue over a newly plastered wall.

We loved the money - black and white.

Our the whole lives filled with colour, not just the walls.

Hoffa's Painting. Hello!

What? What?

-Amanda's pregnant! -What the hell are you saying? Congratulations!

Never mind. Nothing will happen just because you got drunk.

-What happened? -Can't you go up to Max?

-I'll just have to have an abortion. -No.

-What's happened? -I got really drunk ...

I got really drunk too, once when I was expecting Max.

I don't remember anything. I'm certain it's damaged as well.

I felt bad before, but now I don't feel bad at all.

You got drunk two weeks ago, and when did you notice you were pregnant ...

If something dangerous had happened it would have happened then, not now!

Then my period didn't show up!

Shall we call a doctor?

-Have you been okay today? -Yes.

-I threw up. -Now it's great.

A few months later Niklas and Amanda moved and set up diagonally across the street.

It was like when we were little and built huts-

-But the girls' dolls were alive and no one was playing war anymore.

-Come on, it's just a plant. -It's unnecessary.

We were making good money. We worked hard for the firm, we lived it up.

We deserved to get a little tight. Not much, but a little ...

I want one that smells like lily of the valley. We'll take both.

And so some soap ...

Annelie, look! 200 ... But what the hell, Max�ll love it, right?

Make a list every month of everything the firm received - revenue -

And everything the firm paid out - expenses. The difference is what you take out as pay.

-It's really simple, isn't it? -Okay.

-Let's begin to sort this? -Mmm ...

-Are these the invoices you received? -Yes, we made some profits as well.

If you can just show a reasonable turnover, it's okay.

-Here are the copies of the invoices. -Good, then you've got them all.

-Does your dad still pass on jobs to you? -Yes, so far.

-Who do you have to check the account? -Why?

If I do a balance sheet, you'll know what assets you have.

I can find out. Show me how, and I'll take care of it.

It just takes 15 minutes a day ...

-I'll call him, Markoolio. - "Markoolio"? All right.

I'll remember. Go to sleep now.

-10,000? -Yes, as an advance. For baby stuff ...

She can give birth tomorrow. She'll come home from Bor�s tomorrow night.

When she comes, everything will be there. My mom and I'll get the whole works.

-The payment is due for the loan company. -We do jobs to do.

-How much have you bought? -It's been for the firm.

-These are investments, Hamid. -Oh ... Envelopes, business cards ...

We'll see what's available. We have to pay ourselves sometime too.

-It feels damn messy right now. -I get it ... Be fair, huh?

I don't think it will work.

No, no ... I'll get it ...

-7,000? -Let's see what's available, right?

Now you can look.

-Wow ... -How?

Nicke ...

How have you got everything?

-I love you. -I love you.

I love you! - I love you!

Good you covered up the furniture. Don't walk around the floor in shoes.

-How long do you work during the day? -We can work at night if you want.

I don't want you staying beyond six. Good! Goodbye.

Loffe! come here, come here!

-She is a widow, Nick. -"Not later than six o'clock."

"Hoffa, I think I forgot my dildo's in the Gucci bag."

Check this out!

-Oh, that's disgusting. -Woof, Woof ...

Paint over that.

Can I have the leash?

-Excuse me, we joked a little. -Pack-up and get out.

She is Torsten Olsson's widow. He was one of my most important customers!

He gave Tommy the contract that got him started in the industry.

-We apologized. -Oh! Holy shit!

She called and I recommended you, and you act like a bunch of hoodlums!

-That's enough now. Knock it off. -Stand up when I talk to you!

Stay out of this.

-You're off your fucking head! -I practically own the firm!

You wouldn't have a single commission if I hadn't fixed up the jobs!

Another called to say you hadn't prepped properly.

-You painted right over the wallpaper! -Never. That's not true.

Don't you think I get to hear about your behaviour?

-We don't want any more complaints. -You won't get any.

How could I co-sign for you? How the hell could I be so stupid?

Don't worry about us, Dad. We can do bloody well without you!

-You want to borrow for a mortgage, right? -No, I already have a mortgage.

-Is it at our bank? -Yes.

I got this in the mailbox.

Well, yes ...

I thought perhaps you could stretch the three-day thing.

I'd like just over a week or ...

better two weeks ...

-Wording like that makes people uneasy. -It's probably about the interpretation ...

I'm asking you to wait 20 days. You'll receive interest so you can probably arrange it.

We're out of it now anyway. You'll understand if you read down there.

-You can get double the interest. -I'm sorry ...

I came here to meet a person. That's what it says on your window.

You'll get your fucking money. Goodbye!

-Have a nice day! -Have a fucking great day yourself.

Hoffa! Come on now!

-Come on. Rise and shine! -Get the fuck off me!

I can stand up by myself!

-Hi. -Hi.

-How are you? -Okay. I'm just a little tired.

Suddenly, you wonder what you were so happy about.

We hadn't got a single job on the go.

When you have a job you want to relax-

-When you have no work you want a lot of jobs.

So we did what we always did ... we went to the swimming pool.

This week I borrowed from the company. We haven't a single job on the horizon.

Our loan, tax ... Damn it! The entire balance sheet was wobbly.

We're running a business. It's difficult to follow the rules and shit.

We're in the shit with dad, we can't go bankrupt.

I need 12,000 next week. -What do you think I'm taking out then?

Who the hell will give us a loan?

-You could rob a bank. -Yes, I can just imagine.

There must be a way. We only need the money temporarily.

We need to pick up some jobs, pure and simple.

-Rob a bank. -Stop it, this is serious.

We rob a bank. We get money, and everything is resolved.

We aren't stoners who make fools of themselves. We'd never do that.

We order the staff is ordered to do what we say. The bank is insured ...

We have families, dammit. Rob a bank? In addition to ...

We'll do this instead ...

I want to be on good terms with Dad again, so he can send us some jobs.

We need a little, short-term loan.

-Hamid, do you know someone? -Then you have to pay, or else ...

-I'll pay. -Yes, yes, I can talk to them.

-Then that settles it, right? -Yes.

-Nick, it will be all right now! -What the hell!

How can you think everything's going off the rails just because you started a business?

-There it'll be all right. -Yes, but talk to your Dad.

-Are you expecting a call? -Yes, Amanda's due to give birth.

-Shouldn't you have it turned on, then? -It's the heat, you know.

Run then! She's giving birth to now, Nick! She's giving birth to now!

My dad told me what you did at widow Olsson's.

Priceless ... brilliant ...

-Thank you. - I've got it.

-Is it safe? -Yes, my God ...

Mom said you weren't coming to dad's 60th birthday.

Well ...

You know how Dad is. He shouts and roars and then everything's fine again.

-How are you doing? -Fine.

-How's the firm, then? -Good.

I told my mom I'd talk to you. Do you have a lot of work?

Mm ...

Dad says you'll go bankrupt any day now.

It's not so...

-You can ask me for help, you know. -Yeah, I know.

And so will you come to dad's 60th birthday, okay?

-Of course I will. -Good, then I'll say so.

I won't tell you what I bought. You can see it for yourself ...

One cheer for Dad, hip, hip, hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray!

No, no, no ... No, it's too much.

-It's not too much. -Excuse me ...

This is your gift, father.

When Tommy decided ...

... so be it!

-A package for grandpa! -Thank you, thank ...

-Hey! What's happening? -Tommy gave dad a Mercedes.

Hello! Dad!

Hi, my son! How are you dear one?

Thank you so much, it's so nice of you.

You can save this.

Have you paid the rent?

-You are good, papa. -What do I know, somehow ...

we can really taste it

How are you, Janne ...

I can't recommend you after what happened.

-Everything can't revolve around you. -No, of course not, I get it.

It was really embarrassing for me.

You may grow up now.

Let me know if you need someone else's help. I'm thinking of the loan ...

-Do you have other debts? -No, it's fine now.

I insist you tell me what it is, so we can solve it.

Do you need money?

I should have borrowed the money now.

-Do you need money? -I don't need your help.

I don't have to stand here and eat your damn birthday cake!

Sometimes you want to change your life-

And it feels like you'll die if you don't ...

Or just drop out of life ...

Pride ... either drop it or hold on to it.

-Who do you trust? -What do you think then?

The painting is going well. He just wants to knock me down.

So he just invented everything he said?

-You want me to believe in you when he says that? -Exactly!

His main aim is to knock me down. Haven't you noticed?

-Did you lie to me? Did you? -No.

There is no problem with the painting. No problem at all. Understand ...

20,000 each and 5,000 to the firm. In one month, they have to get 65,000.

And in one year from today they must have another 65,000.

-It's fucking rip off! -Yeah, what the hell do you think?

-Did you talk to you Dad? -Mmm ... Forget it, unfortunately.

Forget them. We'll go bankrupt and get a job instead.

We may not earn 65,000 in a month.

I've signed the paper and everything ... We can't give it back.

- We'll have to pay 65,000 in a year - Not much money for fun.

I don't want the money for fun. I've got a house to pay off.

-I don't want to get involved. -You were in on it!

You were in on it!

You'll be involved in solving the problem.

Did you forget you owe the company 10,000?

-No ... -Then, so ...

How do we get 65,000 before it goes "boom!"?

-I told you ... We rob a bank. -No way.

One bank, one robbery...then never again.

We'll do it once, somewhere in the boonies. Damn carefully planned.

-We're not going there! -It'll be completely peaceful.

-We're talking several years in prison. -We're not going there!

-How the hell are we going there?

A cop will show up, "Look a bank robbery!"

We'll give in a false alarm to send the cops off to the other end of town.

-Damn! Fucking Ericsson! -I want to be masked.

-Someone will follow us ... -It won't happen. -No?

Then everyone would rob banks.

People just think! "Ajabaja, fuck you!"

-You just have to dare, Nick! -You think you can rob a bank ...?

-Hell? -Is it time now?

Two damn hours ago.

-Is she in the delivery room? -Congratulations, Nick!

Take the company car!

-Think about it! -I want to be a dad, not a bank robber!

-Niklas, where have you been? -Where's Amanda?

-Niklas Bergman? -Yes.

It died, Niklas. Do you understand? The baby's dead!

Let me go!

-Where is she? -In room three.

Amanda's been given sedatives. It was difficult for her ...

-Hi. -Hi.

It is in a room over there if you want to look at it.

-You can go and look at it ... -Yes, but ...

-You can look at it ... -WHERE somewhere, dammit!

-The child is in the room. -I know ...

-So you know where he is? -Yes, yes ... "He"?

I didn't say ...

It's best you look for yourself if it's a he ... or she.

-Or "was" ... -Yes.

Your mother's waiting at reception. Here it's in here.

500 left in the account. A payment on the loan was due.

The year had fixed seasons. There were only 12 payments.

The bank was going to foreclose on the loan. We hadn't decided the date of the robbery.

The 25th is the parents' day at kindergarten. Can you do it?

Yes, sure.

-Have you seen my socks? -Nix, pix ...

Everything just disappears around here! They were brand new too!

Socks seem to have a life of their own.

-What do you think, Nick? -Sure.

It is a bit too dark ...

-Should we get weapons? -Does Santa Claus have a beard, Nick?

-We are hanging out with a dummy? -Replica's then.

-No fucking toys! -We won't shoot anybody.

That's the feeling ... -You'll feel powerful with one.

-Okay, we'll use water pistols. -No. - What are they called?

Replicas.

-Re they Finnish, Nick? -You buy them from hobby magazines.

I'll check into it today, so it won't be some "cowboy six shooter".

Hoffa's Paintings. Yeah, right. It was me who called.

I gave you a quote last week.

Yes, sure. Yes, we say so. Okay ... Hello!

We may have a big job in time.

They want to renovate an old warehouse in V�rtahamnen.

Okay, moving on. What date?

When there's lots of money in the bank is my suggestion. And soon ...

I don't know anything about banking. When is that?

-Nick, your mom works in the bank. -What? No, no ...

She can tell you about procedures and how they do it. We'll have a foot half- inside.

No, I can't ... we haven't seen her since the funeral.

You must feel ... Yes, I don't know ...

-Hell, you don't know what it feels ... -No, just ...

You can't be sad about someone you never knew. It feels like nothing.

Nah ...

If it had lived and had sever injuries that would be annoying.

Do you feel, you can't ...

It's probably not good to break up with your mom, especially not after this.

That's when you need a mom.

-You don't understand anything. -I do know something.

She's here and she loves you, Nick. Don't you understand?

We must all commit ourselves to work on it a bit, okay?

-Is that okay, Nick? -Okay.

Okay.

We chose a location in S�dermanland where my parents have a country house.

Small towns can be a pain in the ass.

Everyone knows everyone. Cake and coffee ... They're like sweet little old ladies.

-Sure, it feels cool? -I'm damn nervous.

Here we go. Afterwards, we drive way to the intersection.

Maybe we'll have to run a couple of red lights as well.