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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,604 ♪ Get your motor runnin' 2 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:43,868 ♪ Head out on the highway 3 00:00:43,869 --> 00:00:46,958 ♪ Lookin' for adventure 4 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,657 ♪ And whatever comes our way 5 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,659 When your kitty's left the city. 6 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,790 When your moose is on the loose. 7 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,445 When your cow has said ciao, 8 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,056 you need me. 9 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,361 My friends call me- 10 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,754 Wait, I don't have friends. 11 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:01,365 I call me "Hitpig." 12 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:05,413 ♪ Born to be wild 13 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:08,632 You see, I was raised by 14 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,982 the legendary pet bounty hunter, Big Bertha, 15 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:13,246 and I was her super cool sidekick. 16 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,683 You know, like Batman and Robin, Ben and Jerry, 17 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:19,339 Aquaman and whoever the heck Aquaman's sidekick was. 18 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,210 Fish? No. Doesn't matter. 19 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,604 We caught cats, hamsters, snakes, all that for money. 20 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,606 You get the idea. 21 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,347 She taught me everything I needed to know 22 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:29,393 about the bounty biz. 23 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:31,438 How to dress. 24 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:33,135 I mean, yeah, 25 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,919 she got this at an American Girl store, but... 26 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,096 She trained me how to be half Dr. Doolittle, 27 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,968 half James Bond, half Mandalorian. 28 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:41,012 And yes, I know that's three halves. 29 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,406 She wasn't great at math. 30 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:44,799 And she taught me how to make an omelet 31 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,541 without breaking any eggs, which is impossible. 32 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:50,021 So I guess it was a metaphor, but it doesn't matter. 33 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:52,023 She was a good business woman. 34 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:55,636 This business can be very rewarding. 35 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,508 Then one day a call came in, Tiny the Lizard, 36 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:01,207 a thousand bucks, which seemed high for a lizard. 37 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,166 It's just an easy peasy, tiny lizard. 38 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,081 I'll be right back. 39 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,214 Here, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny. 40 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:10,955 Turns out Tiny wasn't so tiny. 41 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:12,436 Tiny was a crocodile. 42 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,355 Just like that, Bertha was gone. 43 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:27,320 ♪ Start wearing purple, wearing purple ♪ 44 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:30,627 ♪ Start wearing purple for me now ♪ 45 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:33,195 All right, here we go! 46 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:37,068 Mr. Secretary wants us to run a test. 47 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,462 Wakey, winky, stinky tubes skunk. 48 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:43,031 Call HR! My coworkers are trying to kill me! 49 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:45,773 Gotcha! Right this way. 50 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,602 Not this again, please! 51 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:49,994 You know the drill. 52 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,909 Skedaddle down the tube to the plutonium room. 53 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:54,608 Do not touch the glowy thing! 54 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:57,480 Then you come back and we test your radiation levels. 55 00:02:57,481 --> 00:03:02,007 Pieces of cake. Remember, do not touch the glowy thing! 56 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:09,623 Do not touch the glowy thing? 57 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:12,582 Honey, that's my ticket outta here! 58 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:15,498 Go left! 59 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,413 I love that game. 60 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:18,849 I knew I shouldn't have traded shifts 61 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,069 with the hamster! 62 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:23,507 Bullseye! 63 00:03:23,508 --> 00:03:25,770 Do not touch the glowy thing! 64 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:29,296 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 65 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:41,519 Hey, I feel all tingly and now I'm glowing pink? 66 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:44,658 Ooh, new look. Who dis? 67 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,181 Bad tube skunk! 68 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:48,879 Uh, pole cat, not tube skunk! 69 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,404 Woo-hoo, freedom! 70 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:55,495 Oh, hello. Oh, everything's fine, Mr. Secretary. 71 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:57,018 How's the radiation level? 72 00:03:57,019 --> 00:04:00,151 Oh, fine. 73 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:01,588 What's up? 74 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:02,807 What's up? What's up? 75 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,897 Oh! It's big! 76 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:10,075 Freedom! 77 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:15,210 Woo-hoo, hello world! Here I come. 78 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:19,607 I got a glowing bum, full of plutonium! 79 00:04:20,303 --> 00:04:22,173 What? 80 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,568 Party's over, pole cat. 81 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:30,834 Hey! Hot truffles, not me! 82 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:33,315 You need therapy! 83 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:36,101 Where's your humanity, pig? 84 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:39,975 Oink. 85 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:46,850 Wow! Ex-squeeze me. 86 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:49,505 I'm not quite sure what happened there. 87 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,812 Whoa. Some guys cut the cheese, but you, brother, 88 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,814 you destroy the cheese. 89 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,816 You cut the cheese, then you go find the cheese's family, 90 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:57,383 and then you cut them. 91 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,254 Peter Parker gets radiation poisoning 92 00:04:59,255 --> 00:05:01,561 and shoots webs out of his wrist. 93 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:04,346 Me, apparently I shoot nukes out of my- 94 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,000 Hey, be careful with that thing. 95 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:08,351 Look, your cousin Porky. 96 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,354 Adios, cocktail fake. 97 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,965 Not so fast, Radiation Rump. 98 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,360 I had it on selfie mode. 99 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,885 That's nasty. 100 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,887 Consider yourself... hit. 101 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,454 Whoa. What was that? 102 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,543 That was terrible. Lemme try that again. 103 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,763 Consider yourself hit. 104 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:30,808 Boom! Nailed it! 105 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,680 The newest show in Vegas, 106 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:36,073 featuring Pickles the dancing elephant 107 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,032 will be out of this world, 108 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:40,382 so says the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard. 109 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:43,733 He has staged some of the worst animal acts ever. 110 00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:45,431 He trained his three ton elephant Pickles 111 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:48,825 to leap into his arms, breaking every bone in his body. 112 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:51,567 After two years in the hospital, he trained Pickles 113 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,700 to leap into the arms of his poodle. 114 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,528 A far worse idea. 115 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:58,226 The Leapin' Lord squandered his family's reputation 116 00:05:58,227 --> 00:06:00,707 and fortune, and they have disowned him. 117 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,404 Undeterred, the Leapin' Lord guarantees 118 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:05,059 no one will walk out of this show. 119 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:08,279 We saw hope Pickles will be okay. 120 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,935 It's showtime! 121 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:15,330 Dancers, take positions! 122 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:18,638 And now, Pickle the Elephant! 123 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:21,075 Psst. That's your cue, Poodles. 124 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:24,253 Where's the motivational coach? 125 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:41,051 Okay, enough with the dancing. 126 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,184 Cast your eyes to the heavens. 127 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:47,231 The one and only me! 128 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:48,929 People of the earth, 129 00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:53,281 I present to you the otherworldly 130 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:57,721 Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 131 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,375 Drum roll. 132 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,251 Here we go! 133 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:10,647 Whoa. 134 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:29,970 Oh, blast you, Pickles! 135 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:33,103 You have one job! 136 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,541 Why didn't you catch me? 137 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,933 Nevermind. 138 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,848 Wait until you see what I have planned for us 139 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,676 opening night! 140 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:45,638 I will reach for the stars and soar to heights 141 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:48,597 never before soared! 142 00:07:48,598 --> 00:07:50,599 I'll fly. I'll glide. 143 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,863 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 144 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:59,216 And give gravity what it's given me, contempt. 145 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:01,392 A billion dollar dynasty flushed down a crapper 146 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,960 by the Leapin' Lord of the Lunatics. 147 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:06,310 Hey, six generations of animal acts 148 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,574 are not ending with me! 149 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:11,491 Okay, rehearsals over! Everyone out! 150 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:21,021 ♪ I'm a real wild one, wild one ♪ 151 00:08:21,022 --> 00:08:22,589 ♪ Wild one, wild one 152 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,291 ♪ Well, I'm just out of school 153 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,640 ♪ Like I'm real, real cool 154 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,903 ♪ Gotta dance like a fool 155 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:37,559 ♪ Got the message that I gotta be a wild one ♪ 156 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:41,737 ♪ Oh yeah, I'm a wild one 157 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,347 ♪ Gonna break it loose 158 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:45,393 ♪ Gonna keep being a wild one 159 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:49,354 ♪ 'Cause baby, I'm a real wild child ♪ 160 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:11,027 Escaped pet alert. Escaped pet alert. 161 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:14,901 Hey, Gordon Hamsy. Shall I keep saying escaped pet alert? 162 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,685 Gordon Hamsy. I get it. 163 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,469 'Cause I'm a pig that cooks. 164 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,645 That's the best you got, huh? 165 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:20,950 Chef Boar RD. 166 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:24,171 - Sty Fieri. Wolfgang Pig. - Hilarious. 167 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,565 Who says computers can't be funny? Not me. 168 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,783 Oh wait, yeah. No, it is me. 169 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,655 I say computers can't be funny. 170 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,178 Zoo surveillance 171 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:34,137 caught an animal rights activist freeing the koala. 172 00:09:34,138 --> 00:09:37,706 Leticia. Our paths cross again. 173 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,839 Catch van to the land down under. 174 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,275 We'll check the outback, the front back, 175 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,799 the inside out, and the upside down. 176 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,627 Activate propulsion boosters. 177 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:48,369 Activated. 178 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,198 Weapons systems online. 179 00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,593 Locked and loaded. 180 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,334 And pump up the rock 'n roll. 181 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:16,092 Greatness is so close I can smell it, Pickles. 182 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:18,529 The eyes of too many lords and ladies 183 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,662 are looking down on me! 184 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,621 They said I didn't fit in. 185 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:26,059 That I was an untalented, tubby failure. 186 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,277 That I'll never leap into anything 187 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:29,366 but an all you can eat buffet table. 188 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:32,369 And while I do love a complimentary Vegas buffet, 189 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,936 I mean, who doesn't? 190 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,547 I'll show them what I'm capable of! 191 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,637 Mummy and Daddy dazzled audiences, 192 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,727 riding lions through hoops of fire. 193 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,947 Grandmama was blasted from a howitzer cannon 194 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:48,124 over a swimming pool filled with hungry sharks. 195 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,736 My dearest uncle was a bullfighter. 196 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,476 And not with a red cape. 197 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:55,175 He fought them with his fists. 198 00:10:55,176 --> 00:11:00,311 You see, to have the next great animal act is my destiny! 199 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:23,813 Ugh, elephant snot. 200 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:34,867 I lock you up because I love you so much. 201 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,782 I mean, I don't know what I'd do 202 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:40,742 if anything ever happened to you, Pickley-poo. 203 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,396 Who would catch me then? 204 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:46,835 Oh, get real, Alligator Arms. 205 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,489 I know you're a crocodile. 206 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,361 It's just a figure of speech. 207 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,756 Now eat your lunch. 208 00:11:56,977 --> 00:12:00,284 Open it yourself. 209 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,984 I gave her your dog food. 210 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,421 You buggies missed your cue on stage, 211 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,249 and I know you're laughing at me behind my back. 212 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:13,167 I just can't prove it yet. No food for you! 213 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,959 Hey, don't worry, guys. I'm gonna get us out of here. 214 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,919 You'll be free soon and I... 215 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,530 I can find my family. 216 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,538 Door ajar. 217 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,148 Door ajar. 218 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:40,802 Door closed. 219 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,109 Hooray. You did it. 220 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:46,243 Don't you have a stealth mode or a shut up mode or something? 221 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:50,726 Croc? Ugh. 222 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,122 No guns, no nuns, no lil' ones. 223 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,472 Any other nuns here? 224 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:01,302 Hey, keep an eye on that, would you, Sister? 225 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,742 All right, koala. Where are you? 226 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,095 Here, koala, koala, koala. 227 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:20,233 Bingo, Dingo. 228 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:23,366 - Thought I smelled bacon. - Let's go, koala. 229 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,846 Not going back there, Hitpig. 230 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,717 - You escaped. - I had to escape! 231 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,850 Do you know who comes to petting zoos? 232 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,678 - Kids? - Yeah, kids. 233 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:34,290 Filthy, slimy, sticky, smelly kids. 234 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,249 They wipe their snotty noses, 235 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,165 then pet me with those same tiny hands. 236 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,645 They're disgusting! 237 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,996 Ah, you got a little something stuck to the back of your head. 238 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,258 Whoa. 239 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,433 That's gonna leave a bald spot. 240 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,651 For the love of goon bag. 241 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,479 Cute little Sheila. 242 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,655 If you pet the fur, I'll drop kick you to- 243 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,528 Whoop whoop! 244 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,839 Oh, boy. 245 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,582 I never asked for this adorable face, Hitpig! 246 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:09,196 I don't wanna be cute. I'm not cute. 247 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,851 Hey! 248 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,896 Don't take me back! 249 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:18,595 - Hey, I got a job to do. - Get another job. 250 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,728 Look, this is the only job I know how to do. 251 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,643 Animals are meant to be free. 252 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,993 Get a taste of my world famous pork chop. 253 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,039 Hiya! Ow! 254 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,477 Your, uh, shoe's untied. 255 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,093 That's right. 256 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:42,228 Go way, way, way, all the way home. 257 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:46,449 Ah, son of a beach nut. 258 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,497 Thank you, Sister. You are one bad habit. 259 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,325 I know. Forgive me. 260 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:55,545 Thanks, mate. $10,000 in dues. 261 00:14:55,546 --> 00:15:00,942 I hope someone turns you into a ham steak one day, Hitpig. 262 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,639 Put a little ring of pineapple on you 263 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,381 - and stab you with a fork! - Thanks, mate. 264 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,045 This is no life for you all. 265 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,006 I wish I could free you. 266 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,621 "Famous Panda walks off popular kung fu set, 267 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,797 says eight films is enough." 268 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:33,018 Oh man, I liked those films. 269 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:36,499 "Animal Rights activist, Leticia Dos Anjos 270 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,676 frees tigers for Las Vegas show." 271 00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,071 Oh man, I liked that show too. 272 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,856 I don't get it. 273 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,381 Wait a minute. 274 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,949 You want me to call that critter liver, 275 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,560 Leticia, to free you. 276 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,170 Brilliant! 277 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,565 By golly, I've never done anything important in my life. 278 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,915 That changes today! 279 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,743 We're almost free. 280 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,875 I can feel it. 281 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:08,531 Hey, you're looking good. 282 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:12,406 A super cock-doodle-doo! 283 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,064 Super Rooster! 284 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,457 Super cock-doodle-doo! Oh, man. 285 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,416 Now that is a catchphrase. 286 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,722 Ah, you know what? Maybe I could try something like that. 287 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:29,945 You know, like a super oinkety-boinkety-boink! 288 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,209 Ah, who asked you, Henry? 289 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,169 Welcome to "King Chef For A Day," 290 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,214 the show where our contestants have five minutes 291 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,478 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 292 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:46,004 Yeah, boy! Oh, another great catch phrase. 293 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,396 You know, I could win that. 294 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,050 When pigs fly. 295 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,052 Oh, come on. A pig can dream, can't he? 296 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,099 Incoming call. Incoming call. 297 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,536 Oh, will you leave me alone, Morticia? 298 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,494 It's Leticia. 299 00:16:57,495 --> 00:16:58,886 And are you proud of yourself 300 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,845 for messing up all those poor animals' lives? 301 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,196 Locking them away like they were criminals? 302 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,588 Yeah, 'cause they escaped! 303 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,590 They should never have been captured at all. 304 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:08,983 Hey, it's just business. 305 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,898 You set 'em free, I bring 'em home. 306 00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:14,336 You're such a pig. And that's all the time I needed. 307 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,077 Needed for what? 308 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,818 Gain access to your bank account and take 309 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:21,604 three, two, one, all your money, sucker. 310 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:22,692 What? 311 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,086 No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! 312 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,566 Thank you for your donation. 313 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:30,091 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 314 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:33,399 It's dirty money and it needs to be used for good. 315 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,357 I'm good, I'm super good. I'm so good. 316 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,230 I'm off to free an elephant. Thanks for the money. 317 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,970 Ciao. 318 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,670 Come on! 319 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,897 Hey. 320 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,813 Did someone call for a rescue? 321 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,728 Not sure I can locate your family, 322 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,774 but I can get you home to India. 323 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,558 Anywhere is better than here. 324 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,649 Don't worry, poodles. I'll be back for you guys soon. 325 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:12,526 Woo-hoo, I'm free! I'm going home! 326 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:17,096 Suppertime! 327 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,318 But not for you. 328 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,847 What the elephant? 329 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,894 Someone pilfered Pickles! 330 00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:37,202 Who steals elephants? 331 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,726 I mean, besides me. 332 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,166 Hitpig. Lost your dog? You called the right hog. 333 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,125 How can I help you? 334 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,300 Aha, bounty hunter. 335 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,302 I hear you're the best. 336 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:53,043 At least that's what it says in your ad. 337 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,220 - Who are you? - Oh, I don't know. 338 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,614 Maybe I'm only the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 339 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,094 And I'm Baron of the Boxer Shorts. 340 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,618 - What'd you lose? - My dance partner! 341 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,403 Somebody stole her! 342 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,534 Wrong number, pal. 343 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,014 Sounds like you need a dating app. 344 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,885 She's an elephant. 345 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,366 - Leticia. - No, Pickles. 346 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,847 I'm launching my show in Vegas this weekend. 347 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,154 A guaranteed blast. 348 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,679 I'll be leaping, I'm the Leapin' Lord after all, 349 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,333 but you knew that. 350 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,509 Pickles is the only one who can catch me. 351 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,641 I have to be caught! 352 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,122 So catch her! 353 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,211 Hey, don't worry, I'll catch her, 354 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,952 but you know, I charge by the pound, 355 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,652 so I'm gonna need you to make me an offer I can't refuse. 356 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,656 One million bucks. 357 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,701 Whoa, that's about a hundred times 358 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,748 more than I was thinking, so yes. 359 00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,794 So we have a deal, Hitpig. 360 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,709 Bring her back to me. 361 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:53,192 Woo! Looks like this little piggy is back in business. 362 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,673 Who's got egg on their face now? 363 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,634 Cock-a-doodley-doo! 364 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:05,465 Super Rooster! 365 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,776 That's something you don't see every day. 366 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,736 We'll be landing in London momentarily, 367 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,564 on our way to India. 368 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,089 Unfortunately, we have to stop our in-flight entertainment. 369 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:26,093 I know, I love "Super Rooster" too. 370 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,225 Downloading all 371 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,401 train, plane, and truck manifests. 372 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,577 All right, where are you big girl? 373 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:34,754 Cargo, one dog, 62 cats. Poor dog. 374 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,929 No, no, no. 375 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,236 Okay, train. 376 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,281 A baboon, two rabbits. 377 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,284 Check that, two rabbits now with 27 bunnies. 378 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,244 No. Vegas to India, layover in London. 379 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,245 Cargo four dogs, 380 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,857 two cats, and one elephant. 381 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,642 Ah, there you are! 382 00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,950 My pachyderm payday. 383 00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,474 Target acquired. 384 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,130 Off to jolly old England. 385 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,448 Ooh, some sort of elephant party going on there. 386 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:20,016 Be right back! I'm gonna scope this out. 387 00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:23,150 After party with my peeps. 388 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:26,501 Wow, wide load coming through. 389 00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,504 I'll be there in a minute. 390 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,333 Sorry about that. 391 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,554 We're so fired. 392 00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:39,688 Excuse me. 393 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,300 Excuse me! 394 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:42,866 Nice. 395 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:47,567 Ooh, that's nice. 396 00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:51,091 Loving the new elephant fashions, so exciting! 397 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:53,573 Pickles, you deserve a new look. 398 00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:59,578 Elephant pheromones detected. 399 00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:03,191 Warning, warning. No parking zone. 400 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,976 Have I ever gotten you towed? 401 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:11,024 Wow. 402 00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:13,157 I'm gonna blame that on poor craftsmanship. 403 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,210 Aha, Pickle prints. 404 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,040 Free? 405 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:33,699 Memory is yours. 406 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,005 Your better recollection is pure perfection, 407 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:39,531 'cause an elephant never, 'cause an elephant never... 408 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,620 - Line! - Forgets! 409 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:42,665 Oh, yeah. 410 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:48,453 Pickles, you devilish smoke show. 411 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:51,325 Like shooting fish in a barrel. 412 00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:54,067 Really fat fish. 413 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:57,331 As queen of the elephants, it is I who wears the pants. 414 00:22:57,332 --> 00:23:01,728 So as your queen, I command you all to dance! 415 00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:04,643 No, wait! 416 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,297 Did someone say dance? 417 00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,042 Stop that elephant! 418 00:23:12,043 --> 00:23:13,739 Hey, hey, Pickles! 419 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,655 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 420 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:22,051 This is exactly what I was not expecting, 421 00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,837 but I've always wanted to dance with other elephants! 422 00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,795 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby do that funk ♪ 423 00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,841 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 424 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,017 ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger ♪ 425 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,498 Consider yourself hit. 426 00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,937 Ah, dang it. 427 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,591 Come here, you weird looking elephant. 428 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:43,247 I just wanna hug you and never stop. 429 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,741 Oh, going up. 430 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,659 That tickles. 431 00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:09,012 No, no, no, no! 432 00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:14,583 Yes! 433 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:37,388 Wow. There's so much. 434 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:42,002 There's so much world, and my family is out there. 435 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,309 Well, well, well. 436 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:49,182 No more cages for me. 437 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,794 Ever! 438 00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:56,103 Are you... 439 00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:01,455 Are you... 440 00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:03,544 Ouch! 441 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:04,676 Are you a little elephant? 442 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,765 Elephant? No, I'm a pig. 443 00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:08,723 A pig-my elephant. 444 00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:11,683 Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, no, a pigmy elephant, yes. 445 00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:13,293 Hey, we're twinsies. 446 00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,991 I feel like I'm looking in a mirror. 447 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,865 Whoa. We're a perfect fit. 448 00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:23,391 I know, it's like we're made for each other. 449 00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:27,525 What happened to your nose? 450 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,527 Well, you know, I was at the back of the line 451 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,745 when they were passing out trunks. 452 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,399 I'm a little sensitive about it. 453 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,228 Ugh, you're right. That was rude. 454 00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:36,577 Let's start over. 455 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,536 - I'm Pickles. - I'm Hitpig. 456 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:42,191 Which is short for Hit Pigmy Elephant. 457 00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,324 I've been looking for you everywhere. 458 00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,587 You know, you missed your flight! 459 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,458 Oh, are you friends with Leticia? 460 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:51,157 Leticia? [laughs] I mean, yes. 461 00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:55,117 Yes, Leticia and I are great friends, actually. 462 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,729 Yeah, no, she had to go do a, you know, 463 00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,166 rescue a porpoise or something, I don't know. 464 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:03,038 She asked me to help, so. 465 00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,518 Leticia was taking me to India. 466 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:07,304 India? 467 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:10,611 Hey, we're sliding, Hitpig. 468 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,397 No kidding! Give me my catch gun. 469 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,660 I love slides. 470 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:19,099 Hold on. 471 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,628 They towed my van! Ah, come on! 472 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,458 Think I just cracked a baby back rib. 473 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:32,807 Whoa. 474 00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:35,811 That was fun. Let's do it again. 475 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:40,206 And now my gun is broken? 476 00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:43,253 What else could go wrong? Oh! 477 00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:00,053 How do you sneak onto a plane with an elephant? 478 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,364 Why are we dressed like this? 479 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:09,409 Subterfuge. 480 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,846 Oh. I don't know French. 481 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,848 What do you mean check the last and found? 482 00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,285 It's a two ton elephant. 483 00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:19,159 All right, try not to call attention to yourself. 484 00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:22,815 Excuse me! 485 00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:36,350 Emotional support, you know, dog. 486 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,833 I am a work in progress. 487 00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,752 It's a very fancy hairdryer. It's from Europe. 488 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,450 Of course it is, ma'am. 489 00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,023 Lip balm. 490 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,333 Leapin' Lord here. 491 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:07,641 Hey, your package is shipping overnight air to Las Vegas. 492 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,425 Goodie. 493 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,994 This show is going to rocket me to stardom, Hitpig. 494 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,040 Her understudy, well, let's just say 495 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,956 it's a little like putting lipstick on a pig. 496 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:21,699 So don't let me down. 497 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,006 Sorry, cutie. 498 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:30,709 Help! Save me, Super Rooster! 499 00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:35,147 Look up in the sky! 500 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,757 It's Super rooster. 501 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,542 Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 502 00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:42,110 Ah, how this guy never won an Oscar is beyond me. 503 00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,156 You know, politics. 504 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:45,897 Hey, would you mind letting me scooch by? 505 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,550 I've gotta tinkle. 506 00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:48,726 Excuse me. 507 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,858 Pardon me. 508 00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,077 By the way, could you ask the stewardess 509 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:54,688 for a couple dozen more bags of those peanuts? 510 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:58,998 They roasted them in honey! I mean, what? 511 00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:04,698 Yikes. That little toilet is not designed for what I have to do, 512 00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:08,921 but girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 513 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:14,839 Ow! 514 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,710 Right in the ham hocks. 515 00:29:16,711 --> 00:29:19,495 Tranquilizer dart? Leticia. 516 00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:22,934 That dress really brings out the rump in your roast. 517 00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:24,806 Hey, who does your makeup? Cirque du Soleil? 518 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,357 Listen, Hitpig. 519 00:29:54,358 --> 00:29:56,489 I should be taken seriously. 520 00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,969 For what? 521 00:29:57,970 --> 00:30:00,885 Stealing back stolen mooses and hippopotamuses. 522 00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,365 And rhinoceros. 523 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:09,285 - Plus elephants! - Elephant? Never! 524 00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,461 Oh. 525 00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:15,377 Okay, so here's the big girl bathroom. 526 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,858 No! 527 00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,261 Okay, okay. 528 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,960 This is not what I thought would be behind that door. 529 00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:35,007 Grab my tail! 530 00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:42,492 Pickles! I'll pull you in! 531 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,234 Her tights are coming off! 532 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:48,497 You've gotta let the pig go! 533 00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,369 Why would I let your friend go? 534 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,979 He's not my friend! 535 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,720 I can be! 536 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,550 No! 537 00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,770 Eat your heart out, Dumbo! 538 00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,642 No, he can actually fly! 539 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,383 We're toast. We're toast. 540 00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:05,732 You'll think of something. 541 00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,255 You're right. I'm thinking you're about to see 542 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,996 how the sausages are made. 543 00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:12,696 Ow, ow, ow. Ow! 544 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,051 Hey, I knew you'd think of something. 545 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:25,622 It's called flying by the seat of your pants. 546 00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:28,407 Ladies and gentlemen, 547 00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:29,930 please excuse the flight turbulence. 548 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:34,109 Jackpot. 549 00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:36,459 Ugh. 550 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,899 Oh, well, that worked out nicely. 551 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,250 Yay! There's more. 552 00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:57,697 Ow. 553 00:31:57,698 --> 00:32:00,353 Now I know what Spam feels like. 554 00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:04,095 So really, that emergency exit looked like a toilet? 555 00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:05,270 We could have been killed! 556 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:08,664 To be fair, it was an emergency. 557 00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:12,320 How were you so sure that I would think of something? 558 00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:14,149 Because I trust you. 559 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,109 Yeah, all right, well, you shouldn't. 560 00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,588 But we're friends now. 561 00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:22,069 What? No, I don't have friends. 562 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:23,592 Not since Bertha. 563 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,246 Who's Bertha? 564 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:26,205 Doesn't matter. 565 00:32:26,206 --> 00:32:27,945 We're hosed, okay? 566 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,251 - I'm way off course. - To India? 567 00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:32,732 Yeah, to bringing you home, yeah. 568 00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:36,344 But we need wheels. All I see is junk. 569 00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:38,868 You have to free your mind! 570 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:42,437 It's all caged up. And trust me, I know cages. 571 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:43,309 Hey, what about this? 572 00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:46,702 Catch! 573 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:48,705 Will you stop throwing junk at me? 574 00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:05,939 Hi, little friend. 575 00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:10,466 Oh! 576 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:20,737 Oh, I'm so sorry. 577 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,712 Hey! 578 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:53,160 ♪ You're a real tough cookie with a long history ♪ 579 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:57,599 ♪ For breaking little hearts like the one in me ♪ 580 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,081 ♪ That's okay, let's see how you do it ♪ 581 00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:04,650 ♪ Put up your dukes, let's get down to it ♪ 582 00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:08,088 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 583 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:12,092 ♪ Come on, hit me with your best shot ♪ 584 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,574 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 585 00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:19,621 ♪ Why don't you hit me with your best shot ♪ 586 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:22,581 ♪ Hit me with your best shot 587 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:24,671 ♪ Fire away 588 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:37,596 Bye, little friend! 589 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:40,947 Catch you later, Fuzzball. 590 00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,514 All right, sit down and buckle up. 591 00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,124 We got a long way to go. 592 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:47,997 Oh! 593 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:49,347 Do you know any show tunes? 594 00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,305 Do I look like I know show tunes? 595 00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:52,959 ♪ Clang, clang, clang went the trolley ♪ 596 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,265 ♪ Ding, ding 597 00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:56,441 Whoopsie. Oh, a button. 598 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:59,052 See you later. 599 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:00,967 Oh, you're back! 600 00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:02,099 Oopsie. 601 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,579 Sorry about that. 602 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:07,365 Look, another button. Woo! 603 00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,323 So many buttons and levers. 604 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:12,632 So fun! 605 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,900 Isn't today like a dream come true? 606 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,380 Look, I don't have time for silly questions. 607 00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:25,034 Come on. You must have a dream. 608 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,341 Fine, sure. To have a million dollars. 609 00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:28,908 And what would you do with it? 610 00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:30,518 I don't know. Retire. 611 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:31,998 And then? 612 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,739 I don't know. I'd cook. 613 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,480 Okay. You dream of being a chef. 614 00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:39,092 Me, a chef? It's pretty dumb, right? 615 00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:40,224 No! 616 00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,965 No? 617 00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,141 Look, an elephant! 618 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,406 Pickles, stop! 619 00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:52,454 There are no words for how I feel right now. 620 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,284 Just trying to get a closer look! 621 00:35:57,285 --> 00:36:00,592 Pickles! Get back in the UFO! 622 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,115 Coming down. 623 00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:02,986 Whoa! 624 00:36:02,987 --> 00:36:05,032 An octopus and a chicken! 625 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:11,646 There are no words for how I feel right now. 626 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:14,823 Pickles! Do not push or pull anything! 627 00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:18,784 Push and pull everything, you said? Okay. 628 00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:21,004 No! I'll get ya! 629 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,223 ♪ Now baby I'm sure ♪ 630 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:26,008 I can't believe they had a pigmy elephant balloon. 631 00:36:26,009 --> 00:36:27,575 Stay there! 632 00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,447 ♪ I just can't wait 'til the day ♪ 633 00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:32,581 Croc! 634 00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:36,411 Ooh, that's fun. I wanna try! 635 00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:44,898 Okay, okay. I'm gonna get you! Whee! 636 00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:48,988 Whee! 637 00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:52,252 Just the most fun ever! 638 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,863 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine 639 00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,301 No! No, no, no, no, no! 640 00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,390 - Gotcha! - Ow. 641 00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:02,741 I like your style. 642 00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:05,048 You know, you don't show it, but you know how to have fun. 643 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,054 This is a disaster. 644 00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:15,972 If this is a disaster, disasters are wonderful! 645 00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:25,590 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 646 00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:26,635 Everything. 647 00:37:27,593 --> 00:37:31,465 Anything to do with Leticia saying she's not your friend? 648 00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:33,859 Yeah, a little to do with that, yeah. 649 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,252 I figured. 650 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,166 Well, you're both very nice to fight over 651 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,604 who gets to take me back to India. 652 00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:42,259 You know, it makes me feel kind of special. 653 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,956 Yeah. 654 00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:46,654 - Well. - I wonder what it'll be like. 655 00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:48,308 - What? - Family. 656 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:51,268 I left when I was a baby. 657 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,573 Me, too. 658 00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:55,184 I haven't seen my family in years. 659 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:56,795 Same here. 660 00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:59,624 The Leapin' Lord wanted a cute little elephant 661 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,714 for his show, and he found me. 662 00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:05,847 My parents tried to stop him, but they... 663 00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:08,459 I've been locked in a cage ever since. 664 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,592 Until you guys rescued me. 665 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:14,508 And now, wow. 666 00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:17,120 Now I've never felt more free. 667 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,473 All thanks to you. 668 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,347 Is that Orion's butt? 669 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:29,131 Oh, I think you mean belt. 670 00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:31,221 Pretty sure it's his butt. 671 00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:39,881 India has a Golden Gate Bridge? 672 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,623 Wait, what? 673 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,799 Ah! 674 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,062 We overshot home a smidge. 675 00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,500 Going down! 676 00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:56,203 Oh, no, no, no, no! 677 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,771 Ow, ouch! 678 00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,815 Ow! 679 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:02,426 My hand! 680 00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:04,950 Whoa. That was our next contestant. 681 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:05,908 Help me. 682 00:39:05,909 --> 00:39:07,996 You're wounded. Medic! 683 00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:09,171 I guess you'll have to do. 684 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,477 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I couldn't. 685 00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:12,174 No, I'm in a hurry and I need to- 686 00:39:12,175 --> 00:39:14,438 Get dressed. We're about to go live. 687 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,484 Live? Wait, wait, hold on, what is this? 688 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,531 - Is this a show? - Stay in! 689 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:28,495 "King Chef For A Day?" How about that? 690 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:30,541 This is it! This is your chance! 691 00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:32,847 - What? - Come here! 692 00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,240 We need to get going. 693 00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:36,416 Pump the brakes! This is your dream come true. 694 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,896 - Don't be silly. - I'm not silly. 695 00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,376 Dreams are what give us hope. 696 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,813 You dream to cook, so cook. 697 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,597 But I mean, I hurt my hand 698 00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:46,165 when that 15 ton beam fell on it, okay? 699 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,515 - I can't! - But we can. 700 00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:50,343 Why are you helping me? 701 00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,258 That's what friends are for! 702 00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:53,868 I'm helping you, just like 703 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,740 you're helping me find my family. 704 00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:58,264 Oh, boy. Look, Pickles, I- 705 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,832 Welcome to "King Chef For A Day!" 706 00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:03,138 The show where our contestants have five minutes 707 00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:06,185 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 708 00:40:06,186 --> 00:40:11,233 - The only rule is... - Use every ingredient! 709 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:14,149 And tonight's contestant literally just dropped in. 710 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,761 Give it up for Hitpig! 711 00:40:16,762 --> 00:40:17,979 Yeah, boy. 712 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,024 They're waiting for you! 713 00:40:19,025 --> 00:40:21,418 Hitpig! Hitpig! 714 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,115 Higher. 715 00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:27,903 Higher! Higher! 716 00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:32,124 Hitpig! Yeah, boy. 717 00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,386 Hitpig? 718 00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:35,693 Where's my stolen elephant? 719 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,130 He doesn't have time to cook on TV! 720 00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:41,221 He needs to bring my Pickles back to me! 721 00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:44,876 Hey, watch the trunk! 722 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:47,182 Hey! 723 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,663 Looks like it's omelet time! 724 00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:52,753 Showtime, Hitpig! We got this. 725 00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:53,754 Go! 726 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,583 Hand me the eggs. 727 00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,759 Oh! 728 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,021 Whoopsie! 729 00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:01,632 Egg on your face. 730 00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:05,070 Follow my rhythm! Whisk, stir, whisk. 731 00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:06,767 Chop, slice, dice. 732 00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:09,423 There we go. 733 00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:20,216 And now, today's mystery ingredient. 734 00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:24,829 Oh, hi. 735 00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,528 How's things? 736 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,270 - You can't cook him! - All right, put him in the pot. 737 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:32,706 He's got eyeballs! No! 738 00:41:32,707 --> 00:41:34,969 He's one of us! 739 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:35,928 Don't hurt him! 740 00:41:35,929 --> 00:41:37,189 No, no, no, no! 741 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:38,190 What? 742 00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:40,148 You can't boil him! 743 00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:42,194 He has feelings! 744 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:43,587 And a name! Louie! 745 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,632 I don't wanna die! 746 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,329 You save animals! That's your thing, right? 747 00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:48,896 Well, I... 748 00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:50,159 Ow! 749 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,511 Free Louie! 750 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,165 Get that? Free Louie. Free Louie! 751 00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:59,994 Oh, come on. Throw the lobster in! 752 00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:02,649 Make love, not lobster! 753 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,259 ♪ Rock lobster 754 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,827 Stop! ♪ Rock lobster 755 00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:07,916 Oh, no, look out! 756 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,021 May I, Louie? 757 00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:31,983 They grow back, huh? Don't they? 758 00:42:31,984 --> 00:42:33,593 Don't they? 759 00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:35,683 Every ingredient! 760 00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:42,298 Taste it! Taste it! 761 00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:55,049 This is a dream come true. 762 00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,573 Thank you. 763 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,271 Well, so is you rescuing me. 764 00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:00,707 Thank you. 765 00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,187 Pickles, no, I mean, there's... 766 00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:04,711 There's no reason to thank me. You know, for real. 767 00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:07,497 There is no reason to thank me. 768 00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:28,256 Weapon systems online. 769 00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,085 Ow. What is going on? 770 00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:33,653 Target obliterated. 771 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,264 Whoops! 772 00:43:38,398 --> 00:43:39,616 Autopilot to catch gun 773 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,530 coordinates engaged. 774 00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:44,011 Ooh. 775 00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:45,057 Yes! 776 00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:54,196 So you're in San Francisco? I'm coming, Pickles. 777 00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:57,765 Hey. 778 00:44:00,463 --> 00:44:01,550 Hello? 779 00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:03,857 Listen, Porky McPorkFace. 780 00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:08,296 You overshot the handoff by 400 miles. 781 00:44:08,297 --> 00:44:10,995 It seems you've lost your way. 782 00:44:10,996 --> 00:44:14,433 No, I'm finding it actually. 783 00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:16,261 Well, I'm coming for my dance partner. 784 00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:22,262 She and I will soar to heights never before seen. 785 00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:25,663 Don't move. 786 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:29,970 All right, move. 787 00:44:29,971 --> 00:44:31,711 - Move, move, move, move, move. - Where are we going? 788 00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:34,367 - Anywhere but here. - Well, how about India? 789 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:38,850 Yeah, okay, look, we need to talk about that. 790 00:44:39,938 --> 00:44:45,159 I, I need to come clean about something. 791 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,813 Clean? I get it. 792 00:44:46,814 --> 00:44:48,249 What, you do? 793 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:51,209 Oh, always happens after several months, yep. 794 00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:52,471 I need a bucket. 795 00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:53,820 Wait, what? 796 00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:56,257 You need one of those. 797 00:44:56,258 --> 00:44:59,565 A bathtub? Ooh, nice! 798 00:44:59,566 --> 00:45:03,221 I'm not really who you, well, who you think I am. 799 00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:07,226 I mean, being Hitpig isn't necessarily a good thing. 800 00:45:08,749 --> 00:45:10,271 You know, it's actually impressive 801 00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:13,101 how much trouble she can cause in less than two seconds. 802 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:18,933 Yeah. 803 00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:22,849 Warm water 804 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:25,286 feels pretty good. 805 00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:28,594 Oh, sure, sure. That's how it always starts! 806 00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:31,728 Then comes screaming, and then the lemon butter, 807 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,904 and then them nut cracker things! 808 00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:37,821 I don't even have nuts! 809 00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,257 Hey, Pickles, we gotta go! 810 00:45:39,258 --> 00:45:41,085 People that come home to an elephant in their tub 811 00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:42,695 tend to get a little upset! 812 00:45:42,696 --> 00:45:44,784 I'm coming! 813 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,830 Well, would you hurry before someone finds us? 814 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:49,007 Ooh, that tickles. 815 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,704 Oh, okay, what am I gonna do? What are we gonna do? 816 00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,793 What am we gonna do? Okay, let's think here. 817 00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,316 All right, this couch is comfy. 818 00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:58,538 Didn't sleep too well on the old balloon last night. 819 00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:03,760 You know, I just, one minute to think what to do. 820 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,327 And, you know, maybe if I close my eyes, 821 00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,547 it'll all come to me. 822 00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:12,073 The answers will just come right to me. 823 00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:19,210 Bertha? 824 00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:20,864 What? 825 00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:22,039 How have you been? 826 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,302 Dead, kid. I've been dead. 827 00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:27,174 Yeah, no, I've been better too. 828 00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:29,873 Oh, no. What's wrong, little buddy? 829 00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:31,918 Well, for one thing, someone stole all my money. 830 00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:33,834 Here, try this. 831 00:46:37,925 --> 00:46:39,752 And the van got towed. 832 00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:41,710 You lost your money, your van. 833 00:46:41,711 --> 00:46:43,060 And my catch gun. 834 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,279 Well, at least you haven't lost your way. 835 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,064 Well, I mean, you know, that's the thing. 836 00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:49,457 I'm supposed to take this elephant back to her owner. 837 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,285 You know, she's worth a million bucks. 838 00:46:51,286 --> 00:46:54,245 Wow. Prices have really gone up. 839 00:46:54,246 --> 00:46:55,333 Yeah, yeah. 840 00:46:55,334 --> 00:46:57,291 Anyways, she doesn't want to go back. 841 00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:59,859 Frankly, I don't blame her. 842 00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,861 But the reward is just so big, I... 843 00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:04,124 We never did this for the reward. 844 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:06,561 But you said our business was very rewarding. 845 00:47:06,562 --> 00:47:10,957 Oh, little buddy. Because of all the animals we helped. 846 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,307 But the last one ate you. 847 00:47:13,308 --> 00:47:15,875 Yeah, you win some, you lose some. 848 00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:18,269 Hey, little buddy. 849 00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:20,837 A long time ago I got the call to return 850 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:24,101 an escaped piglet to a bacon farm. 851 00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:28,018 He was so scared and so cute. 852 00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:32,457 I knew I couldn't return him, so I didn't. 853 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:35,940 And over time, we became best friends. 854 00:47:37,071 --> 00:47:41,597 You, Hitpig. You were my greatest reward. 855 00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:45,209 Now time to eat. 856 00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:48,038 Lucky for me, it's only a dream. 857 00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:49,909 - Wakey-wakey. - Ow! 858 00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:52,217 We're in a lake-y. 859 00:47:52,782 --> 00:47:54,740 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. 860 00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:55,915 What happened? 861 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,918 Sprung a leaky. 862 00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:13,063 Pickles! Pickles, what did you do? 863 00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:15,326 Got a bathtub stuck to my butt. 864 00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:16,718 Did you have a nice nap? 865 00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,069 Okay, we gotta go up. All right, just swim. 866 00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:20,679 I thought elephants could swim. 867 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,726 Not if they don't have a mom to teach them. 868 00:48:43,355 --> 00:48:45,487 Okay, can you reach it? 869 00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:49,186 No. But I think you can. 870 00:48:49,187 --> 00:48:52,799 What are you doing? No! Come on! 871 00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:01,764 Pickles. 872 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,812 We can do it! You're so close. 873 00:49:06,813 --> 00:49:08,683 No, no, no, no, no! Pickles. 874 00:49:08,684 --> 00:49:10,077 Pickles! 875 00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:13,298 Pickles! 876 00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:18,753 Pickles! No! No, no, no, no, no, no. No. 877 00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:22,323 Pickles, wake up! 878 00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:40,340 Hello, Pickles. Ready to go home? 879 00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:42,386 Come on now. Up, up. 880 00:50:42,387 --> 00:50:47,086 Oh, and you, Hitpig. You had me worried there for a moment. 881 00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:49,480 I suppose I should deduct some money for the delay 882 00:50:49,481 --> 00:50:51,612 and change of drop off location. 883 00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:54,311 But I want to support your business, 884 00:50:54,312 --> 00:50:58,098 returning escaped animals to their owners. 885 00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:03,537 What? No, no, no, no, no. 886 00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:06,714 He's not returning me to you. He's my friend! 887 00:51:06,715 --> 00:51:09,892 You're my friend, right? 888 00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:14,026 Yes. Yes, no, now I am. 889 00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:16,508 I mean now I want to be. 890 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:24,732 I wasn't bringing you home to India. 891 00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:28,520 I was bringing you to, well, to him. 892 00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:31,739 Let's go, Pickles. 893 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:35,482 Our show launches in less than four hours. 894 00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:37,658 Deals off, Leapin' Lord. 895 00:51:37,659 --> 00:51:39,138 Take your money back. 896 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,662 Her home is in India, not in Vegas. 897 00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:43,577 And certainly not with you. 898 00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:46,145 I'm not going with either of you. 899 00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:48,539 You'll get in your cage right now. 900 00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:49,757 Stop! 901 00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:51,759 Get your hands off her! 902 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,850 Fluffy, a little help, please. 903 00:51:58,376 --> 00:51:59,464 Oh. 904 00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:04,730 Fluffy's a croc! 905 00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:13,781 Well, that was easy. 906 00:52:13,782 --> 00:52:17,569 Fluffy, teach pickles a lesson. 907 00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:29,449 Don't ever run away again! 908 00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:33,280 Come on, Fluffy. 909 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:51,689 Ow! 910 00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:52,890 - That's enough! - I think not. 911 00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:55,693 That last slap felt good. 912 00:52:55,694 --> 00:52:59,087 You did all that for a salad? 913 00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,829 This lettuce don't even taste good! 914 00:53:01,830 --> 00:53:03,440 Okay, look, you were right, I was wrong. 915 00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:05,877 - Where's Pickles? - The Leaping Lord took her. 916 00:53:05,878 --> 00:53:07,139 He abuses her! 917 00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:09,185 I know. And I need to save her. 918 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:12,971 Really? Looks like you handed her over and got paid. 919 00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:14,015 It's not like that, okay? 920 00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:15,234 I tried to stop him, but- 921 00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:16,409 Give me my van. 922 00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:19,020 - We're going with you. - Who's we? 923 00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:22,110 Say hello to my little friends. 924 00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:24,461 Surprise, swine! 925 00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:26,071 Hitpig. 926 00:53:26,072 --> 00:53:27,942 Couldn't help it. Had to free them, too. 927 00:53:27,943 --> 00:53:30,858 Brazilian chicks rock! 928 00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:35,255 I'm gonna drop kick your ham hocks, bounty hunter. 929 00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:39,563 You know what? I probably deserved that. 930 00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:41,217 Take that! Hiya! 931 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,088 Ow. Okay, are you done? 932 00:53:43,089 --> 00:53:44,350 Got it outta your system now? 933 00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:46,352 No, no, no, no. Not that. Not, no. 934 00:53:46,353 --> 00:53:48,093 That, I don't deserve. 935 00:53:48,094 --> 00:53:51,096 When I said get it out of your system, I didn't mean that. 936 00:53:51,097 --> 00:53:54,055 That's not even just, he tried to boil me alive. 937 00:53:54,056 --> 00:53:55,274 Ow! 938 00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:57,537 By the way, my favorite food is bacon. 939 00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:58,799 Are we even yet? 940 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,107 Not even close. 941 00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:03,848 But we feel a lot better. 942 00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:05,153 Shall we go get Pickles? 943 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:08,200 Yeah. Let's go rescue an elephant. 944 00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:09,593 Let's roll. 945 00:54:09,594 --> 00:54:12,160 You better not mean lobster roll, sister. 946 00:54:12,161 --> 00:54:14,293 I like this sassy crustacean. 947 00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,903 Move over. I'm driving. 948 00:54:15,904 --> 00:54:18,166 You got a plan, pork chop? 949 00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:21,561 That depends. How do you define plan? 950 00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:26,697 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 951 00:54:26,698 --> 00:54:27,741 ♪ Get down 952 00:54:27,742 --> 00:54:32,050 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music 953 00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:34,705 Look at that crowd, Fluffy! 954 00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:37,143 Clamoring to see me! 955 00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:40,624 Yes, I know I'm paying them a hundred bucks each, 956 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:44,280 plus a glow stick, but a crowd's a crowd. 957 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:47,152 Fluffy, the show is about to start 958 00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:51,199 and you forgot to comb your eyebrows, again. 959 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:55,683 Oh, nevermind. Tonight we soar! 960 00:54:57,816 --> 00:55:00,426 All right. And that is why Taylor Swift 961 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:02,080 would be a great president. 962 00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,692 Now anybody got any ideas how to save Pickles? 963 00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:07,868 I'm just joking, no. Using a combination 964 00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:10,175 of intelligence, counterintelligence, 965 00:55:10,176 --> 00:55:12,133 and counter counterintelligence, 966 00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:14,179 we will have acquired our target. 967 00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:15,876 Oh whoa, and to make matters worse, 968 00:55:15,877 --> 00:55:18,749 there's a crocodile and he's gonna try and eat all of us. 969 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,011 He might even get one of us. 970 00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:21,926 Crocodiles? I thought little pigs 971 00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:23,754 and was scared of big bad wolves. 972 00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:25,799 Okay, first off, I'm not a little pig. 973 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,497 I'm a perfectly average sized pig. 974 00:55:27,498 --> 00:55:30,326 Secondly, the three little pigs were not 975 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,675 scared of the big bad wolf, okay? 976 00:55:31,676 --> 00:55:33,416 Remember the tune? That was their whole thing. 977 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,809 They didn't even know who's afraid of the big bad wolf. 978 00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:38,899 Well, it just seems like a lot of work to nab a pickle. 979 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,205 Not a pickle. 980 00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:41,511 Pickles the elephant. 981 00:55:41,512 --> 00:55:43,251 Oh, we going to need a better team. 982 00:55:43,252 --> 00:55:45,079 No offense, losers. 983 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,560 - I already called for backup. - Who? 984 00:55:47,561 --> 00:55:49,606 Take a look up in the sky. 985 00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:51,129 Is that a bird? 986 00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,393 Is that a cat? 987 00:55:55,134 --> 00:55:57,048 Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. 988 00:55:57,049 --> 00:55:59,224 It's Super Rooster! 989 00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:02,707 Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 990 00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:07,232 A super cock-a-doodley-doo to you. 991 00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:09,539 And you and you. 992 00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:12,759 Super Rooster! 993 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,153 Well, you know, I'm not really a hero. 994 00:56:15,154 --> 00:56:16,589 I just play one in cartoons. 995 00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:19,026 But the producers have permanently sewn 996 00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:23,684 the suit to my body, so I get to fly around whenever I want. 997 00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:25,816 Thank you for coming. 998 00:56:25,817 --> 00:56:27,426 And look, I gotta just get this outta the way. 999 00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,819 I'm your biggest fan. You know, "Nuggets of Glory." 1000 00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:30,647 Oh, for me, honestly, your best work. 1001 00:56:30,648 --> 00:56:32,562 No need to thank me. 1002 00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:36,827 I gotta say, if this is really about saving an elephant, 1003 00:56:36,828 --> 00:56:38,568 eh, I'm in. 1004 00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:41,309 Plus, you know, you said something about a million bucks. 1005 00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:43,877 You're giving him all your money? 1006 00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:46,184 Well, not all of it, no. Louie ate a bunch of it. 1007 00:56:46,185 --> 00:56:47,881 I think he thinks it's salad. 1008 00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:49,796 I've never been more regular. 1009 00:56:49,797 --> 00:56:53,365 I'll take almost any amount at this point. 1010 00:56:53,366 --> 00:56:56,890 You know, my third wife ran off with a penguin. 1011 00:56:56,891 --> 00:56:58,457 You know, he's a sharp dresser, I must say, 1012 00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:01,765 but the whole split has cost me a bundle! 1013 00:57:01,766 --> 00:57:04,463 Anyways, should we get the autographs outta the way, huh? 1014 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:05,334 Thanks, mate. 1015 00:57:05,335 --> 00:57:06,770 Can I touch your wattle? 1016 00:57:06,771 --> 00:57:09,337 All right guys, come on. Focus on the plan. 1017 00:57:09,338 --> 00:57:12,297 But could you sign one more? It's to my nephew. 1018 00:57:12,298 --> 00:57:13,341 Yeah, what's his name? 1019 00:57:13,342 --> 00:57:16,823 My, his name, yeah. Hitpig. 1020 00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:18,695 All right. What's the plan? 1021 00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:19,913 We're winging it. Let's go! 1022 00:57:19,914 --> 00:57:21,306 Time to kick butt! 1023 00:57:21,307 --> 00:57:22,699 We're outta here! 1024 00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,832 Let's cock-a-doodley-doo! 1025 00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:33,100 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your minds blown. 1026 00:57:33,101 --> 00:57:36,713 Blown like they have never been blown before. 1027 00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:41,587 And now let the mind blowing begin! 1028 00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:45,157 Hello, dance fans! 1029 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:50,683 The Leapin' Lord welcomes you. 1030 00:57:50,684 --> 00:57:55,515 It's the moment I've been waiting for. 1031 00:58:00,607 --> 00:58:02,609 We're coming for you, Pickles! 1032 00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:09,136 Is this part of the plan? 1033 00:58:09,137 --> 00:58:10,660 Why would a theater have steel doors? 1034 00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:13,185 Well, mission not accomplished. 1035 00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:17,318 Countdown? 1036 00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:18,798 Our show launches 1037 00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:20,757 in less than four hours. 1038 00:58:20,758 --> 00:58:23,890 Soar to heights never before soared. 1039 00:58:23,891 --> 00:58:26,850 A guaranteed blast. 1040 00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:29,635 It's going to rocket me to stardom. 1041 00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:32,204 Oh, no. 1042 00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:36,121 Fasten your seatbelts! 1043 00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:46,653 This show is going to be out of this world! 1044 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,742 Ten! 1045 00:58:49,743 --> 00:58:52,179 Nine! 1046 00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,833 Eight! 1047 00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:54,878 Seven! 1048 00:58:54,879 --> 00:58:56,923 Six! 1049 00:58:56,924 --> 00:58:58,882 This isn't a theater, it's a rocket. 1050 00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:00,274 Say what? 1051 00:59:00,275 --> 00:59:03,191 He's totally nuts! Run! 1052 00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:06,411 Five, four, three, two, one. 1053 00:59:06,412 --> 00:59:08,893 Blast off! 1054 00:59:27,389 --> 00:59:30,566 They're all gonna die! 1055 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,741 Not on my watch. 1056 00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:34,134 And how do we stop a rocket? 1057 00:59:34,135 --> 00:59:35,396 Rocket systems engage. 1058 00:59:35,397 --> 00:59:37,442 Why did I have to ask? 1059 00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:39,401 You might wanna hold on. 1060 00:59:46,408 --> 00:59:48,759 This is great. 1061 00:59:54,634 --> 00:59:56,679 - I need more power! - On it! 1062 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,465 This is why I get paid the big bucks, baby. 1063 01:00:05,645 --> 01:00:09,040 Cock-a-doodley-doo! 1064 01:00:12,565 --> 01:00:15,219 I'll soar! I'll fly! 1065 01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:16,873 I'll glide. 1066 01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:19,440 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 1067 01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:22,792 I'll give gravity what it's given me! 1068 01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:27,145 Contempt. 1069 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:35,108 Warning, critical power loss. 1070 01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:36,240 We're losing them! 1071 01:00:36,241 --> 01:00:38,198 The catch van's boosters failed. 1072 01:00:38,199 --> 01:00:39,591 Okay, okay! 1073 01:00:39,592 --> 01:00:43,464 Step aside, people. It's my time to shine. 1074 01:00:43,465 --> 01:00:45,337 A tube, please. 1075 01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:49,950 Now hand me that chimichanga. 1076 01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:55,956 Fire in the hole! 1077 01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:29,294 Oh, goody! 1078 01:01:29,294 --> 01:01:30,251 It's starting! 1079 01:01:30,252 --> 01:01:33,079 ♪ From the floors of Tokyo 1080 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,733 Back off, Fluffy. 1081 01:01:34,734 --> 01:01:38,085 This is my special moment. 1082 01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:40,913 The Leapin' Lord of the Leotard 1083 01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:43,655 and Pickles the Dancing Elephant 1084 01:01:43,656 --> 01:01:49,443 will be the greatest show off Earth! 1085 01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:51,054 ♪ I'm dancing with myself 1086 01:01:51,055 --> 01:01:52,752 - Hit the gas! - 10-4, good buddy. 1087 01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:57,495 ♪ Dancing with myself 1088 01:01:57,496 --> 01:02:00,019 ♪ Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 1089 01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,978 ♪ When I'm dancing with myself 1090 01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:04,721 It's showtime! 1091 01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:08,419 ♪ All over the world 1092 01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:10,856 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 1093 01:02:10,857 --> 01:02:13,119 ♪ But your empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪ 1094 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,035 Oh, Pickles! 1095 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,911 ♪ It'll give me time to think 1096 01:02:21,912 --> 01:02:26,133 ♪ If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance ♪ 1097 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,748 ♪ Oh, oh 1098 01:02:51,506 --> 01:02:53,770 Almost there. Just gimme a little squeak. 1099 01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:03,127 Are you ready for my destiny, Pickles? 1100 01:03:07,479 --> 01:03:09,350 I'm leaping! 1101 01:03:15,313 --> 01:03:17,967 He came back for me. 1102 01:03:17,968 --> 01:03:21,014 Catch me! 1103 01:03:23,974 --> 01:03:26,063 Get back here, Pickles! 1104 01:03:27,151 --> 01:03:29,675 Hitpig! 1105 01:03:30,545 --> 01:03:31,850 Now what? 1106 01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:32,938 My sensors detect 1107 01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:34,897 their oxygen levels dropping 1108 01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,855 and I don't see a way for them to return 1109 01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:38,422 to Earth on their own. 1110 01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:39,902 Can we push 'em back? 1111 01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,642 Not without smashing into Earth. 1112 01:03:41,643 --> 01:03:44,297 We need a parachute. Grab whatever fabric you can find. 1113 01:03:44,298 --> 01:03:47,344 Curtains, costumes, even underwear. 1114 01:03:47,345 --> 01:03:48,736 That ain't new territory from me. 1115 01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:50,826 Oh, how exciting. 1116 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:54,003 Feel like pulled pork for dinner, Fluffy? 1117 01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:57,007 Then go get that pig. 1118 01:04:00,227 --> 01:04:02,925 We need to divide and conquer. Can you fly around the outside, 1119 01:04:02,926 --> 01:04:05,231 see how we might be able to pull these people back? 1120 01:04:05,232 --> 01:04:06,755 Can do! 1121 01:04:08,366 --> 01:04:10,889 Ah-ah-ah-ah. 1122 01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:12,804 I'll keep control of the catch van. 1123 01:04:12,805 --> 01:04:14,327 Okay guys, let's save Pickles 1124 01:04:14,328 --> 01:04:16,460 and everyone in that theater! 1125 01:04:16,461 --> 01:04:17,461 Aye aye, Captain! 1126 01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:19,071 - Roger, roger. - Over and out. 1127 01:04:19,072 --> 01:04:20,813 Really? 1128 01:04:27,124 --> 01:04:28,472 Hitpig! 1129 01:04:28,473 --> 01:04:30,997 Go help Pickles, now! 1130 01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:35,392 I've fought bigger lizards than you in the Outback. 1131 01:04:35,393 --> 01:04:38,526 Come at me! 1132 01:04:39,353 --> 01:04:40,919 You came back. 1133 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,312 I'm so sorry, Pickles. 1134 01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:43,966 I should have told you the truth. 1135 01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:45,532 Can you forgive me? 1136 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:47,273 What are friends for? 1137 01:04:47,274 --> 01:04:49,972 You're ruining everything, Hitpig! 1138 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,582 I'm ruining everything? 1139 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:52,975 You're going to get us all killed! 1140 01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:55,368 I'm actually trying to unruin everything. 1141 01:04:55,369 --> 01:04:58,937 I'm giving them the greatest show off Earth! 1142 01:04:58,938 --> 01:05:00,808 Yeah, but you don't have 1143 01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:02,550 a way to bring 'em back to Earth! 1144 01:05:03,856 --> 01:05:05,248 Well, I can't think of everything! 1145 01:05:05,249 --> 01:05:08,512 Do you know how hard it was just to do all this? 1146 01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:10,731 Ding ding! 1147 01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:14,039 In the left ring we have the croc versus a koala. 1148 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,913 Common sense says koala's gonna die! 1149 01:05:18,349 --> 01:05:22,091 Do you think this is scripted or all improv? 1150 01:05:22,092 --> 01:05:26,009 In the right ring, we have a pig versus a lunatic! 1151 01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:37,584 Now even the lack of gravity mocks me. 1152 01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:41,154 Come at me, you toothy turd! 1153 01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:46,202 Watch out, Hitpig! 1154 01:05:46,203 --> 01:05:48,945 This is for Bertha! 1155 01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:52,339 Consider yourself hit. 1156 01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:56,691 Oh, no. 1157 01:06:13,621 --> 01:06:16,797 I never cut corners on costumes. 1158 01:06:16,798 --> 01:06:20,062 The audience is applauding my exit, Fluffy. 1159 01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:23,805 I can still hear them. 1160 01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:29,507 Whoa! 1161 01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:32,684 Pickles! 1162 01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:46,089 Right! 1163 01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:12,549 Like we're made for each other. 1164 01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,769 A perfect fit. 1165 01:07:37,749 --> 01:07:39,750 A super cock-a-doodley-doo! 1166 01:07:39,751 --> 01:07:42,841 I'm coming for you! 1167 01:07:58,161 --> 01:07:59,075 Hi, Hitpig. 1168 01:07:59,076 --> 01:08:00,685 How you doing, pig? 1169 01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:03,556 And I thought you just 1170 01:08:03,557 --> 01:08:05,906 played a superhero on TV. 1171 01:08:05,907 --> 01:08:07,299 You really are one. 1172 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,215 Aw, shucks. 1173 01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:16,657 You're alive! Oh, thank goodness! 1174 01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:20,181 What do you say we get everybody back to Earth now? 1175 01:08:22,881 --> 01:08:24,186 I need more horsepower! 1176 01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:27,103 I need more chimichangas! 1177 01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:38,375 Approaching Earth's atmosphere. 1178 01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:45,294 We're coming in too fast. 1179 01:08:45,295 --> 01:08:48,427 Panties, jock straps, boxers, just send them on over! 1180 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:49,516 Come on! 1181 01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:52,693 This is going to hurt. 1182 01:09:05,532 --> 01:09:10,057 Warning, impact imminent. Well, it was nice knowing you. 1183 01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,973 Deploy the parachute. 1184 01:09:26,858 --> 01:09:29,861 Whoa. 1185 01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:52,100 Can I get my thong back? 1186 01:10:03,111 --> 01:10:06,810 Well, I guess it's time to all go home, huh? 1187 01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:09,856 I'm heading to Australia if you wanna ride with me, koala. 1188 01:10:09,857 --> 01:10:12,076 Yeah, great. I'll show you my digs. 1189 01:10:12,077 --> 01:10:14,513 Throw some eucalyptus on the Barbie. 1190 01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:17,777 I'm going to introduce polecat to some Hollywood agents. 1191 01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:20,346 He's a star if I've ever seen one. 1192 01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:24,262 Thank you. 1193 01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:28,135 Oh, I'm staying here. We're in Vegas, baby! 1194 01:10:28,136 --> 01:10:30,574 And I got me a date! 1195 01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:34,273 Well, everyone loves my hard body. 1196 01:10:35,753 --> 01:10:37,319 You sure you want these poodles? 1197 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:40,931 If they want me. 1198 01:10:40,932 --> 01:10:43,977 Pickles, may I take you home to India? 1199 01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:46,720 Yes. Yes, you may. 1200 01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:25,889 Frittata! 1201 01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:27,674 Omelet coming up! 1202 01:11:31,156 --> 01:11:32,592 Of course. 1203 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,551 Oh, we got a wise guy here. 1204 01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:38,554 Hey, look kid, no bacon ever. Capiche? 1205 01:11:38,555 --> 01:11:40,339 Ciao, Hitpig. 1206 01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:47,999 Surprise! 1207 01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:56,093 So, how you doing? 1208 01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:58,530 Living the dream. 1209 01:11:58,531 --> 01:12:00,053 How was India? 1210 01:12:00,054 --> 01:12:04,362 Beautiful. But I couldn't find a family there 1211 01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,233 quite like our friends. 1212 01:12:06,234 --> 01:12:10,891 Yeah. Yeah, I guess friends are the family we choose. 1213 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,939 So what's it like living the omelet dream? 1214 01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,419 Is it all it's cracked up to be? 1215 01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,898 Yeah, you know, it pays the bills 1216 01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:20,073 for an even bigger dream. 1217 01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:21,554 - Really? - Yeah. 1218 01:12:22,599 --> 01:12:25,514 See, on weekends we do some volunteer work. 1219 01:12:25,515 --> 01:12:27,298 We? 1220 01:12:27,299 --> 01:12:30,170 How was Indiana? 1221 01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:31,520 Hey, everyone, hi! 1222 01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:33,522 You got room for one more on that thing? 1223 01:12:33,523 --> 01:12:35,001 You bet we do. 1224 01:12:35,002 --> 01:12:36,917 Lower the tub! 1225 01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:39,442 I love a family outing. 1226 01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:44,360 ♪ Born to be wild 1227 01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:49,842 So if you're a kitty who's left the city 1228 01:12:49,843 --> 01:12:51,409 or a moose on the loose 1229 01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:53,977 or a cow that said ciao, call us. 1230 01:12:53,978 --> 01:12:57,067 Your happiness is our reward. 1231 01:12:57,068 --> 01:13:00,593 ♪ Born to be wild 1232 01:13:02,595 --> 01:13:05,249 Ooh, I'm feeling a little bit toasty here. 1233 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,294 How about you, Fluffy? 1234 01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:09,994 Son of a sun! 1235 01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:12,257 And scene. 1236 01:13:15,173 --> 01:13:19,569 ♪ Born to be wild 1237 01:13:21,309 --> 01:13:26,358 ♪ Born to be wild 1238 01:13:28,142 --> 01:13:31,318 ♪ Get your motor running 1239 01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:34,278 ♪ Head out on the highway 1240 01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:37,455 ♪ Looking for adventure 1241 01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:40,024 ♪ And whatever comes our way 1242 01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:44,854 ♪ Yeah, gotta go and make it happen ♪ 1243 01:13:44,855 --> 01:13:48,379 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1244 01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:52,165 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1245 01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:54,733 ♪ Explode into space 1246 01:13:54,734 --> 01:13:56,649 ♪ I like smoke and lightning 1247 01:13:57,563 --> 01:14:01,131 ♪ Heavy metal thunder 1248 01:14:01,132 --> 01:14:03,699 ♪ Racing with the wind 1249 01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:08,181 ♪ And the feeling that I'm under ♪ 1250 01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:11,924 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1251 01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:14,579 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1252 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:18,191 ♪ Fire all of your guns at once and ♪ 1253 01:14:18,192 --> 01:14:20,455 ♪ Explode into space 1254 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:23,980 ♪ Like a true nature's child 1255 01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:26,940 ♪ We were born, born to be wild ♪ 1256 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:29,812 ♪ We can climb so high ♪ 1257 01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:33,338 ♪ And never wanna die 1258 01:14:34,426 --> 01:14:37,647 ♪ Born to be wild 1259 01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:44,392 ♪ Born to be wild 1260 01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:50,615 ♪ Get your motor running 1261 01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:53,705 ♪ Head out on the highway 1262 01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:57,056 ♪ Looking for adventure 1263 01:14:57,057 --> 01:15:01,278 ♪ And whatever comes our way 1264 01:15:01,279 --> 01:15:04,586 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1265 01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:07,545 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1266 01:15:07,546 --> 01:15:10,940 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1267 01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:14,117 ♪ Explode into space 1268 01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:17,904 ♪ Born to be wild 1269 01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:24,345 ♪ Born to be wild 1270 01:15:27,218 --> 01:15:30,874 ♪ Born to be wild 1271 01:15:34,225 --> 01:15:36,923 ♪ Born to be wild 1272 01:15:46,846 --> 01:15:48,934 As queen of the elephants, it is I 1273 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:51,589 who wears the pants, so as your queen, 1274 01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:55,115 I command you all to dance. 81890

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