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‫PREVIOUSLY ON ‫"SWITCHED AT BIRTH"...

‫- I THINK I'M-- ‫- HUNG UP ON SOMEONE ELSE.

‫I DON'T WANNA BE ‫HUNG UP ON HIM.

‫YOUR SHIFT IS OVER.

‫GOOD NIGHT.

‫I'M NIKKI. ‫DO YOU HAVE AN ELECTRIC?

‫- LET'S ROCK. ‫- CHRISTIAN ROCK?

‫BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW ‫I FEEL ABOUT DATING A WOMAN

‫WHO'S TECHNICALLY STILL ‫ON HER HONEYMOON!

‫PATRICK! COME ON!

‫SIMONE DIDN'T ‫BREAK UP WITH ME.

‫SHE HAD SEX ‫WITH EMMETT.

‫GET OFF ME!

‫- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? ‫- NO WAY.

‫THIS GUY BETTER WATCH OUT ‫THAT I DON'T FIND HIM, MAN.

‫IT'S ON NOW.

‫I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN.

‫UH, YOU'RE HERE EARLY.

‫I GOT LOTS ‫OF CHOPPING TO DO.

‫I SHOULD, UH...

‫LOOK, UH,

‫ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT.

‫YEAH.

‫THAT CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

‫YEAH. OKAY.

‫YEAH.

‫SO, UH--

‫SO.

‫- ARE YOU STILL SEEING MELODY? ‫- NO, I ENDED THAT.

‫OKAY.

‫OKAY.

‫( exhales ) OKAY.

‫OKAY. ‫UM...

‫MM-HMM. ‫( chuckles )

‫YOUR HAIR'S WORSE ‫THAN MINE.

‫UH, YEAH. SERIOUSLY.

‫I GOT WHEAT PASTE STUCK ‫IN IT A COUPLE OF TIMES.

‫IT TOOK LIKE FIVE ‫WASHES TO GET IT OUT.

‫- YOU SHOULD JUST GET DREADS. ‫- REALLY?

‫LIKE, HOW WOULD ‫THAT WORK?

‫IT'S SO EASY. ‫YOU JUST DON'T ‫WASH IT FOR A FEW WEEKS,

‫AND THEN YOU START ‫TWISTING IT.

‫DUDE, I CAN DO IT FOR YOU.

‫- SWEET! ‫- YEAH.

‫OR YOU COULD CUT IT ‫ALL OFF.

‫- GOD, I DID THAT ONCE. ‫ IT WAS SO LIBERATING. ‫ - ( Bay laughs )

‫BAY?

‫OH. HEY!

‫HOW WAS THE LUNCHEON? ‫UM, MY MOM GOT THIS

‫ARTICLE PUBLISHED IN LIKE ‫SOME PARENTING MAGAZINE

‫AND SHE HAD TO GO ‫TO THIS LUNCH THING.

‫- UH, SWEETIE, ‫ WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? ‫- WHY IS YOUR CAR PAINTED FUNNY?

‫OH! WE'RE BOMBING IT. ‫RIGHT? ISN'T IT KILLER?

‫- HEY. ‫- HI.

‫- ( whispers ) HONEY... ‫- OH! SORRY.

‫THIS IS MY FRIEND ZARRA. ‫SHE IS ALSO A STREET ARTIST.

‫ZARRA, THESE ARE MY PARENTS ‫JOHN AND KATHRYN.

‫HEY. WHAT'S UP? ‫NICE TO MEET YOU.

‫- HELLO. ‫- NICE TO MEET YOU.

‫YEAH, YOU TOO. ‫CONGRATULATIONS ON ‫YOUR ARTICLE, KATHRYN.

‫THANK YOU.

‫I SHOULD PROBABLY READ IT. ‫MIGHT MAKE ME A BETTER MOM ‫TO MY OWN KIDS.

‫OH.

‫( chuckles )

‫I'M KIDDING, DUDE.

‫- ( laughing ) ‫- ARE YOU CRAZY?

‫YOU SHOULD HAVE ‫SEEN YOUR FACE.

‫- YOU WERE FREAKING OUT. ‫- OH MY GOD!

‫- YOU TOTALLY GOT ME! ‫ I SO BELIEVED YOU! ‫- I KNOW, RIGHT?

‫BAY, I REALLY WISH YOU'D ‫TALK TO US BEFORE YOU ‫PAINTED THE CAR.

‫WHY? IT'S MINE, RIGHT?

‫UH, WELL, NOT REALLY.

‫I BELIEVE IT'S--

‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫IF YOU GUYS ARE THIRSTY,

‫YOU CAN COME INSIDE ‫FOR SOME LEMONADE ‫OR ICED TEA.

‫ALL RIGHT, AWESOME. ‫HEY, BY THE WAY,

‫I'M GONNA GET DREADS!

‫- JUST TWIST, RIGHT? ‫ - YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH HAIR.

‫- Bay: YEAH, I KNOW. ‫ IT'S A LOT. ‫ - MORE THAN ME.

‫( theme music playing )

‫Regina: ‫ WELL, OKAY. ‫DID THIS GIRL DO ANYTHING?

‫SHE WAS JUST SO FLIPPANT, ‫SO COMFORTABLE AROUND US.

‫( mocking ) ‫"KATHRYN."

‫( scoffs ) ‫AND SHE HAS THESE ‫TATTOOS THAT ARE

‫BASICALLY SAYING, ‫"MY PRIVATE PARTS ‫ARE FLYING."

‫- FLYING? ‫- SHE HAS WINGS... ‫ DOWN THERE.

‫BUT THAT'S NOT EVERYTHING.

‫I THINK THAT BAY ‫HAS FIGURED IT OUT.

‫FIGURED WHAT OUT?

‫( sighs ) ‫THAT WE, YOU KNOW--

‫THAT WE'RE POWERLESS.

‫THAT WE DON'T ‫ACTUALLY MATTER.

‫THAT'S RIDICULOUS. ‫OF COURSE YOU DO.

‫NOT TO BAY. ‫NOT ANYMORE.

‫WE'VE TRIED GROUNDING HER,

‫WE'VE TRIED APPEALING ‫TO HER BETTER SELF,

‫BUT NOTHING WORKS.

‫KATHRYN, ALL YOU CAN DO

‫IS HOPE YOU'VE INSTILLED ‫THEM WITH A LITTLE SENSE.

‫I WOULDN'T RELIVE REGINA'S ‫TEENAGE YEARS FOR ANYTHING.

‫DID SHE HAVE A FRIEND ‫LIKE THIS ZARRA?

‫SHE WAS THAT FRIEND.

‫I WASN'T THAT BAD.

‫SO WHAT DID YOU DO?

‫YOU KNOW WHAT HELPED ‫AT LEAST A LITTLE,

‫WERE THOSE ART CLASSES. ‫IT GAVE ME SOMETHING TO DO

‫BESIDES JUST HANGING OUT ‫AND DRINKING.

‫IT'S TRUE. ‫SHE WON'T MISS CAKE

‫IF YOU GIVE HER ‫ICE CREAM.

‫EXACTLY. YOU JUST ‫NEED TO GIVE HER

‫ANOTHER SOURCE ‫OF SUGAR SHOCK.

‫OKAY, SO I TAKE OFF ‫MY SUNGLASSES AND I SAY

‫IN MY BEST JAMES BOND,

‫( British accent ) ‫"I DO APOLOGIZE OFFICER,

‫BUT IN ENGLAND WE DRIVE ‫ON THE LEFT SIDE."

‫( weak chuckle )

‫OH, SHOOT.

‫I'M DOING A BRITISH ACCENT

‫AND YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL.

‫I CAN, HOWEVER, ‫SEE THE...

‫BIZARRE WAY YOU'RE ‫MOVING YOUR EYEBROWS.

‫( both chuckling )

‫YOU KNOW, ‫I WAS THINKING THAT

‫ME AND YOU SHOULD ‫HANG OUT SOMETIME--

‫ASIDE FROM WORK, ‫LIKE GO ON A BIKE RIDE

‫OR, I DON'T KNOW, ‫SHOP FOR HATS.

‫JUST ANYTHING ‫NOT FOOD-RELATED.

‫NO FOOD.

‫OH, SCUBA...

‫OH. GOD.

‫OKAY. AWKWARD.

‫I'M JUST KINDA SEEING ‫SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW.

‫RIGHT. UM, ‫I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED.

‫YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

‫REALLY. IT'S, UH-- ‫IT'S COOL.

‫GUYS, ON THE MOVE.

‫- YES, CHEF. ‫- YES, CHEF.

‫HONEY?

‫HEY!

‫SO MANY GIRLS WOULD KILL ‫TO HAVE YOUR HAIR.

‫I'M NOT SHAVING ‫IT OFF, MOM.

‫YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO ‫I RAN INTO

‫AT THE MAGAZINE LUNCHEON ‫TODAY.

‫ALEX'S PARENTS.

‫ALEX, MY BOYFRIEND FROM ‫THE GALAPAGOS' PARENTS?

‫TURNS OUT THEY GO ‫TO THE SAME CHURCH AS US, ‫WHICH YOU NEVER MENTIONED.

‫BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T GONE ‫TO CHURCH IN NINE MONTHS.

‫DID YOU KNOW THAT ALEX ‫IS A WONDERFUL SINGER?

‫HE WAS THE LEAD IN ‫"ANNIE GET YOUR GUN" ‫AND "GYPSY."

‫THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE ‫I'M NOT GONNA LIKE.

‫AND HE'S A NATIONAL ‫MERIT SCHOLAR

‫- AND HE WORKS AT A TEEN LINE. ‫- WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

‫AND THEY'RE ALL COMING ‫TO DINNER THIS SATURDAY NIGHT.

‫BINGO!

‫ALEX SEEMS LIKE A GREAT KID ‫AND YOU TWO HAD A WONDERFUL ‫TIME THIS SUMMER.

‫MOM, WE BROKE UP. ‫IT'S GONNA BE

‫SUPER AWKWARD!

‫I INVITED REGINA.

‫I KNOW EXACTLY WHY ‫YOU'RE DOING THIS.

‫YOUR DAD AND I COULD USE ‫SOME NEW FRIENDS.

‫AND IT'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE ‫TO RECONNECT WITH ALEX.

‫THAT'S IT.

‫MOM. MOM!

‫THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK!

‫( electric guitars playing )

‫WAIT, GO BACK TO WHAT ‫YOU WERE DOING BEFORE.

‫WHAT? UH, THIS?

‫YEAH. GOSH, ‫THAT IS AWESOME.

‫I COULD TOTALLY HEAR THAT ‫ON A LAP STEEL.

‫OH, DON'T TELL ME ‫YOU'RE COUNTRY, TOO.

‫RIGHT. ‫CHRISTIAN YOU CAN HANDLE,

‫BUT COUNTRY-- THAT IS ‫JUST OVER THE LINE.

‫( both laughing )

‫SO...

‫I KNOW THAT THIS IS ‫WAY TOO EARLY,

‫BUT I REALLY LOVE ‫YOUR PLAYING,

‫AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO

‫BREAK OUT ‫OF THE SOLO THING.

‫AND THERE'S THIS ‫BATTLE OF THE BANDS ‫COMING UP NEXT MONTH

‫AND-- I DON'T KNOW. ‫I WAS JUST WONDERING

‫IF MAYBE YOU WANTED TO ‫WORK UP A FEW SONGS ‫OR SOMETHING.

‫OH. UM...

‫IT DOESN'T HAVE ‫TO BE A THING.

‫( sighs ) SORRY, ‫I'M FREAKING YOU OUT,

‫AREN'T I?

‫NO NO. ‫UH, I JUST--

‫I RECENTLY GOT OUT ‫OF THIS BAND SITUATION

‫THAT ENDED KIND OF WEIRD.

‫RIGHT.

‫WELL, IT'S NOT ‫THE RIGHT TIME. ‫I GET IT.

‫YEAH, BUT, YOU KNOW, ‫WE CAN STILL HANG OUT,

‫TRADE SONGS, GO TO ROY'S.

‫YOU KNOW ROY'S? ‫I LOVE THAT PLACE.

‫THEY HAVE THE BEST GEAR, ‫BUT...

‫Both: THE WORST STAFF.

‫( chuckles )

‫I THINK I SINGLE-HANDEDLY ‫KEPT THEM IN BUSINESS LAST YEAR.

‫WELL. THEN ON BEHALF ‫OF GEARHEADS EVERYWHERE...

‫( both laughing )

‫MEG, DON'T KILL THE TOMATOES. ‫GET A SHARPER KNIFE.

‫WHAT?

‫SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. ‫WE'RE NOW THROWING BOYS ‫AT THE PROBLEM?

‫WE'RE NOT ‫THROWING BOYS AT HER,

‫WE'RE REDIRECTING HER.

‫WE'RE PRESENTING HER WITH ‫A MORE ATTRACTIVE OPTION ‫THAN THAT GIRL.

‫OKAY, LET ME TELL ‫YOU SOMETHING.

‫WHEN I WAS A KID, ‫MY DAD'S WORD WAS LAW.

‫NO NEGOTIATING, ‫NO REDIRECTING.

‫YOU DID WHAT YOU ‫WERE TOLD...

‫- ...OR ELSE. ‫- YEAH.

‫IS THAT REALLY HOW ‫YOU WANNA RAISE BAY AND TOBY?

‫I DIDN'T TURN OUT SO BAD.

‫( sighs ) AND YOU BARELY ‫TALKED TO YOUR FATHER ‫AFTER YOU LEFT HOME.

‫( sighs ) ‫DIDN'T BAY ALREADY ‫REJECT THIS KID?

‫YEAH. WELL, THAT'S WHEN ‫SHE WAS STILL HURTING ‫FROM EMMETT.

‫MAYBE SHE'LL FEEL ‫DIFFERENTLY NOW.

‫( sighs deeply )

‫LIQUOR STORE ‫OR GROCERIES?

‫BAY AND TOBY ARE ‫FUNDAMENTALLY GOOD KIDS.

‫I KNOW.

‫I ALSO KNOW THAT ‫THAT IS LARGELY ‫DUE TO YOU.

‫SO THEN TRUST ME ‫ON THIS.

‫OKAY.

‫( rock music playing )

‫HEY! ‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

‫I'M JUST LOOKING ‫FOR MY PHONE.

‫WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

‫WELL, I HAPPEN TO KNOW ‫THE OWNER OF THIS CAR.

‫- AND IT'S NOT YOU. ‫- UH, YEAH. RELAX.

‫I HAPPEN TO KNOW ‫THE OWNER TOO.

‫HEY! ‫( chuckles )

‫I GOT YOU A MOCHA.

‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

‫- I'M GOING TO WORK. ‫- Bay: COOL.

‫I SEE THAT YOU MET ZARRA.

‫YEAH, SHE THOUGHT I WAS ‫TRYING TO BOOST YOUR CAR.

‫( laughs ) ‫WELL, YOU'RE NOT.

‫UH, SO THIS IS DAPHNE.

‫UH, DAPHNE IS THE OTHER ‫KENNISH-VASQUEZ.

‫NICE TO MEET YOU.

‫YOU TOO.

‫ARE YOU READY? ‫WE SHOULD GET GOING.

‫- YEAH, DID YOU GET ‫ THE PAINT? ‫- YEAH YEAH.

‫- I'M GOOD. LET'S GO. ‫- OKAY. COOL.

‫HEY, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT ‫AT WORK

‫AND I GUESS ‫I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME?

‫( music continues )

‫NO! NO NO NO NO NO.

‫OH GOD.

‫( groans )

‫- WHAT'S WRONG? ‫- DOES THAT LOOK POACHED TO YOU?

‫UH, MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE ‫ANOTHER BATCH.

‫THIS IS EVERYTHING, DAPHNE.

‫ALL THE SHRIMP?

‫MAYBE WE CAN SAVE IT?

‫AS LONG AS CHEF ‫DOESN'T SEE.

‫HE'S GONNA FIRE ME.

‫I KNOW IT.

‫UNLESS YOU TAKE ‫THE BULLET FOR ME.

‫- IF YOU SAY IT WAS YOU-- ‫- I DON'T WANNA GET FIRED!

‫COME ON, DAPHNE. ‫HE'S NOT GONNA FIRE YOU.

‫WHY NOT?

‫LOOK, I NEED THIS JOB.

‫HE'S GONNA BE IN HERE ‫ANY MINUTE.

‫PLEASE?

‫Patrick: ‫ THIS WAS A NICE SURPRISE.

‫I JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULDN'T BE ‫ONE OF THOSE COUPLES THAT JUST

‫- DRIFTS APART. ‫- ( chuckles ) WELL, TO ‫ BE FAIR, WE DIDN'T JUST DRIFT,

‫WE KINDA HAD ‫A GIANT OBSTACLE ‫THROWN IN OUR WAY.

‫IT'S A FAKE MARRIAGE.

‫AND I DON'T THINK IT'S ‫A GOOD ENOUGH REASON

‫FOR US TO JUST ‫CALL IT QUITS.

‫SO YOU ARE GONNA HAVE ‫TO GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE.

‫I GOT NOTHIN'.

‫EXACTLY.

‫- I'VE MISSED YOU. ‫- I KNOW.

‫WHAT ARE YOU ‫DOING TONIGHT?

‫UM, I'M SUPPOSED TO JOIN ‫THE KENNISHES FOR DINNER.

‫MM. WITH DAPHNE?

‫NO. JUST ME.

‫KATHRYN'S TRYING TO KEEP ‫BAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL ‫THAT SHE'S BEEN

‫HANGING OUT WITH. ‫IT'S A LONG STORY.

‫SOCIALIZING WITH THE KENNISHES ‫WITHOUT THE KIDS? ‫IS THIS A FIRST?

‫YEAH. I GUESS SO.

‫NOW I REALLY WANT YOU ‫TO COME.

‫I'M THERE.

‫YAY.

‫WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

‫WHAT, ARE WE SERVING ‫SHRIMP-FLAVORED CRAP TONIGHT?

‫WHERE'S SCUBA?

‫UM, RIGHT HERE, CHEF.

‫HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ‫OF PREMIUM GOLF SHRIMP THAT ‫I HAVE TO DUMP IN THE TRASH.

‫SO WE 86 THE SHRIMP TOSTADA, ‫THE SHRIMP PISTOU.

‫WE CUT THE GARNISH OFF ‫OF THE SQUASH SOUP.

‫AND I BETTER COME UP ‫WITH A NEW WAY TO DO ‫THE RISOTTO, HUH?

‫ALL BECAUSE MY PREP COOK ‫DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO POACH!

‫HE DIDN'T DO IT.

‫I DID.

‫YOU DID?

‫I TOLD SCUBA I'D DO IT, ‫BUT I WAS MAKING THE SAUCE

‫AND I JUST-- ‫I LET THEM OVERCOOK.

‫YOU KNOW WHAT ‫POACHING IS, RIGHT?

‫IT'S KNOWING HOW TO KEEP ‫THE HEAT TURNED TO LOW. ‫THAT'S IT.

‫I KNOW.

‫SO IF YOU CAN'T GRASP THAT, ‫I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL ‫YOU'RE DOING IN MY KITCHEN.

‫SCUBA, GO TELL THE MANAGER ‫TO TAKE THE SHRIMP DISHES ‫OFF THE MENU.

‫THANK YOU.

‫GOOD EVENING. ‫ PERO QUE GUAPO.

‫OH, THANKS. ‫YOU LOOK NICE.

‫DO I HAVE ‫TWO DATES TONIGHT?

‫NO. GLORIA AND I ‫ARE GOING OUT FOR ‫INDIAN FOOD.

‫WHICH REGINA HATES.

‫YES, SO I GET IT ‫AS MUCH AS I CAN ‫WHEN I'M OUT.

‫AND THEN THEY'RE HITTING ‫THE SLOTS AT THAT ‫RIVERBOAT CASINO.

‫♪ I'M FEELING LUCKY. ♪ ‫HAVE FUN TONIGHT.

‫YOU KNOW, ‫I'M FEELING LUCKY TOO.

‫HMM. HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

‫- ( cellphone rings ) ‫ - OH! COULD YOU?

‫- OH, YEAH. ‫- THANKS.

‫UM.

‫HEY.

‫( sighs ) ‫HOW COULD YOU ‫FORGET HIS NAME?

‫YOU MET HIM, DIDN'T YOU?

‫HANG ON, I HAVE IT ‫WRITTEN DOWN.

‫I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE ‫STILL THIS BAD AT NAMES.

‫MOSLEY.

‫OKAY. ‫THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.

‫( chuckles )

‫STOP IT.

‫NO, I'M SERIOUS, ‫OKAY? STOP.

‫LISTEN, I GOTTA GO. ‫DINNER PLANS.

‫OKAY. BYE.

‫I'M SORRY. ‫HE, UM,

‫CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME ‫OF KATHRYN'S FRIEND

‫THAT'S HE'S UP THERE ‫WORKING FOR.

‫HEY. NONE OF ‫MY BUSINESS, REALLY.

‫HE'S JUST TERRIBLE ‫WITH NAMES.

‫REALLY. IT'S OKAY.

‫( quietly ) OKAY.

‫- HI, COME ON IN. ‫ IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. ‫- HI!

‫- NICE TO SEE YOU. ‫- JOHN, THIS IS CHERYL.

‫- AND YOU MUST BE TED. ‫- HI, HOW ARE YOU? ‫ THIS IS FOR YOU.

‫- THANK YOU! ‫- HEY, TED.

‫THANK YOU. ‫OH, AND ALEX. HELLO.

‫- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. ‫- HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

‫- HI. ‫- WHY DON'T YOU COME IN.

‫PLEASE.

‫OH, WHAT A LOVELY HOME.

‫- BAY, THEY'RE HERE! ‫- SHE'LL BE DOWN ‫ IN A SECOND.

‫- OH, I'M COOL. THANKS. ‫- SORRY WE'RE LATE.

‫OUR YOUNGEST HAD ‫A FENCING MATCH.

‫- OH, WOW! ‫- HE'S FIFTH IN THE STATE.

‫AND YOU KNOW HOW COLLEGES LOVE ‫THOSE OFF-THE-BEATEN-TRACK ‫ATHLETICS.

‫- MM-HMM. ‫- RIGHT RIGHT.

‫WELL, I'M SURE YOUR KIDS ‫ARE DOING THE SAME ‫COLLEGE TAP DANCE.

‫- YEAH. ‫- YEAH YEAH.

‫DYLAN DOES SOUP KITCHEN ‫ON THURSDAYS,

‫VOLUNTEERS AT THE MAYOR'S ‫OFFICE ON SATURDAYS.

‫- IT NEVER ENDS. ‫- OH.

‫WELL, HERE SHE IS!

‫- ( nervous chuckle ) ‫- HI.

‫- HI. ‫- OH. WELL, I CAN ‫ CERTAINLY SEE WHY

‫ALEX CAN'T STOP ‫TALKING ABOUT YOU.

‫- OH. ‫- ( whispers ) MOM.

‫- HEY. ‫- HEY.

‫JOIN ME FOR AN APERITIF?

‫YEAH-- WHY NOT?

‫- ( nervous chuckle ) ‫- APERITIF. HA.

‫- WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ‫ IN THE DEN? ‫- SURE.

‫UH, LOOK. ‫I'M SO SORRY ‫ABOUT ALL OF THIS.

‫OH, IT'S COOL. ‫I WAS LOOKING FOR A WAY ‫TO SEE YOU AGAIN TOO.

‫OH, NO! I DIDN'T. ‫TRUST ME, THIS WASN'T MY IDEA.

‫OH.

‫OH, NO. IT'S JUST-- ‫MY PARENTS ARE FREAKING OUT

‫ABOUT SOME FRIENDS ‫OF... MINE.

‫NEVER MIND. UH...

‫UH. WELL, I'LL JUST ‫GO SEE WHAT MY FOLKS ‫ARE UP TO.

‫( guitar chord playing )

‫HEY, BRO. LET ME KNOW IF ‫YOU WANNA PLUG ANYTHING ‫IN, ALL RIGHT?

‫UH, THANKS. ‫I THINK WE'RE ‫JUST LOOKING.

‫UH, ACTUALLY, CAN I SEE ‫THIS ONE UP HERE?

‫THAT'S A '72 GIBSON ‫LES PAUL RIGHT THERE.

‫PRETTY HEAVY SOUND.

‫OH, IT'S SO PRETTY.

‫YES, IT IS. ‫BUT LOOKS CAN ‫BE DECEIVING.

‫GO EASY THERE.

‫OH. WOW, IT'S HEAVY.

‫WELL, WE DO GOT SOME ‫FENDER SQUIRES ‫IN THE BACK.

‫REALLY MELODIOUS. ‫MIGHT BE BETTER FOR YOU.

‫( plays impressive chord )

‫I THINK SHE'S ‫DONE THIS BEFORE.

‫RIGHT.

‫YOU LET ME KNOW IF YOU ‫NEED ANYTHING ELSE, OKAY?

‫WILL DO.

‫HAVING FUN?

‫COME ON, I COULDN'T ‫JUST LET THAT GO. ‫HE WAS TOO EASY.

‫( cellphone rings )

‫"DOODLES"?

‫I KNOW. IT'S RANDOM.

‫IT'S MY BOYFRIEND, JED.

‫HEY!

‫CAN I CALL YOU BACK?

‫OKAY. COOL.

‫YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

‫YEAH.

‫HUH.

‫WHAT'S WRONG?

‫OH, NOTHING. NO.

‫HE GOES TO K.S.A.C.

‫IT'S AN AGRICULTURAL ‫COLLEGE.

‫HE'S A FARM BOY.

‫( sighs ) ‫LONG DISTANCE-- ‫IT KINDA SUCKS,

‫BUT IT IS ‫WHAT IT IS.

‫RIGHT.

‫I'M SORRY. ‫I GUESS I SHOULD ‫HAVE MENTIONED THAT.

‫UM...

‫I JUST DIDN'T FIND ‫A CONVENIENT PLACE ‫TO STICK IT IN

‫SO IT WOULDN'T SOUND ‫TOTALLY PRESUMPTUOUS.

‫CAN I PLAY SOMETHING ‫FOR YOU?

‫TRY TO PUSH PAST THIS ‫INCREDIBLY AWKWARD MOMENT.

‫SURE. WHY NOT?

‫SO, TURNS OUT, ‫THEIR SON WAS TRYING ‫TO BRIBE ALEX HERE

‫INTO TAKING ‫THE S.A.T. FOR HIM.

‫'CAUSE BOTH OF OUR KIDS ‫ACE STANDARDIZED TESTS.

‫- DAD. ‫- HEY, IT'S TRUE.

‫IT'S TRUE. IT'S ONE OF ‫THE HAZARDS OF BEING ‫SO BRIGHT.

‫- ( weak chuckle ) ‫- HUH.

‫DO YOU TWO HAVE CHILDREN?

‫UM, NO-- ‫I MEAN, YES. ‫BUT NOT TOGETHER.

‫( whispers ) ‫WELL, THERE'S ‫ALWAYS TIME.

‫NO. ‫I DON'T THINK SO.

‫HOW LONG HAVE YOU ‫BEEN MARRIED?

‫WELL, ACTUALLY, ‫REGINA'S MARRIED--

‫- YOU KNOW, THREE MONTHS. ‫- OH. HEY!

‫- NEWLYWEDS! ‫- YEAH, KINDA.

‫- WOW! ‫ - CONGRATULATIONS!

‫YEAH. ‫CONGRATULATIONS.

‫- CHEERS. ‫- CHEERS.

‫- YAY. ‫ - ( cellphone ringing )

‫( chattering )

‫BAY, NO CELLPHONES ‫AT THE TABLE.

‫UM. SORRY, I FORGOT. ‫I HAD A-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

‫- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ‫ JUST TWO SECONDS. ‫- HONEY, NO--

‫- HELLO? ‫- Zarra: It's me. ‫ I'm in the county jail.

‫WHAT?! YOU MEAN, ‫LIKE "JAIL" JAIL?

‫Yeah, I got jumped ‫by Smak and some ‫of his boys.

‫WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ‫LIKE YOU WERE BEAT UP? ‫ARE YOU OKAY?

‫- WAIT, WHY WERE YOU ARRESTED? ‫- Look, I gotta go. ‫ I'll explain it all later,

‫but, um, I need you ‫to come down here ‫and bail me out.

‫NO, OF COURSE. ‫I GET IT.

‫It's $1500.

‫THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

‫But you can pull it ‫together, right?

‫I, UH... DON'T KNOW.

‫Look, I don't have ‫anybody else to call.

‫I wouldn't ask you ‫if I did.

‫I gotta get out ‫of here.

‫I'LL BE THERE ‫AS SOON AS I CAN.

‫( laughter )

‫NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE!

‫I SWEAR TO GOD. ‫IT REALLY HAPPENED.

‫HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT. ‫IT WAS THE WRONG NUMBER.

‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫I JUST GOT THIS GREAT IDEA.

‫WHY DON'T ALEX AND I ‫GO OUT FOR GELATO

‫DOWN AT THE NEW PLACE ‫BY THE CROSSROADS?

‫WELL, I MADE YOUR FAVORITE ‫PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE, HONEY.

‫YEAH, BUT I CAN BRING ‫BACK SOME FOR EVERYBODY.

‫YOU LOVE THE TOASTED ‫ALMOND, AM I RIGHT?

‫ALEX, YOU GAME?

‫YEAH, SURE. ‫I MEAN, IF YOU GUYS--

‫- GO! ‫- TERRIFIC.

‫BRING ME BACK ‫SOME STRACCIATELLA.

‫- HAVE FUN! ‫- BYE.

‫I JUST CAME IN ‫FOR SOME EGGS. ‫I CAN GET 'EM LATER.

‫( loudly ) ‫NO, YOU WON'T.

‫WE HAVE TO TALK ‫ABOUT THAT SHRIMP.

‫OKAY.

‫( quietly ) ‫I'M SORRY I HAD TO ‫YELL AT YOU LIKE THAT.

‫( loudly ) ‫I REALLY HOPE TO HELL ‫IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

‫( quietly ) ‫I HAVE TO TREAT YOU JUST ‫LIKE ANY OTHER EMPLOYEE,

‫EVEN THOUGH I REALLY WANT ‫TO KISS YOU RIGHT NOW.

‫( loudly ) ‫I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.

‫GOOD!

‫AND GET BACK ‫TO WORK!

‫I'M GLAD WE HAD ‫THIS TALK.

‫ME TOO.

‫DOES TOBY HAVE ANYTHING THAT ‫HE CAN PUT ON HIS COLLEGE ‫APPLICATIONS?

‫- ANYTHING? ‫- HE HAS LACROSSE.

‫YEAH, WHICH HE QUIT. ‫AND THE BAND, WHICH ‫HE DISBANDED.

‫YEAH, I WANTED TO ‫DO THOSE PRODIGY CDs ‫WHEN I WAS PREGNANT,

‫- BUT YOU SAID THEY WERE STUPID. ‫- AND BAY HAS NEVER DONE ‫ ANYTHING AT BUCKNER.

‫WHAT ABOUT THE TEACHER ‫RECOMMENDATIONS?

‫HAVE WE EVEN STARTED ‫ON THOSE?

‫- YOU'RE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK. ‫- BY THE WAY, HOW COULD YOU LET

‫HER WALK AROUND THE STREETS ‫OF KANSAS CITY AT THIS TIME ‫OF NIGHT?

‫SHE'S GETTING ICE CREAM. ‫I DON'T KNOW--

‫OH, HI. ‫I'M SO SORRY.

‫WE'LL BE OUT ‫IN A MINUTE.

‫I WAS WONDERING IF WE ‫COULD PLAY SOME MUSIC.

‫- OH. SURE. ‫- YEAH.

‫ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?

‫WELL, I TEACH SALSA ‫AT K.C.C.C.

‫AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE ‫KINDA FUN TO GET EVERYONE ‫UP AND MOVING.

‫OH.

‫THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. ‫DOESN'T IT, HONEY?

‫YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

‫I'LL JUST GO ‫POP IN A CD.

‫I HAVE A FEW ‫IN MY PURSE.

‫AT LEAST WE WON'T ‫HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT ‫THEIR KIDS ANYMORE.

‫( playing a slow melody )

‫♪ I CAN'T PAINT ♪

‫♪ A NEW PICTURE ♪

‫♪ WITH A MIND ‫THAT'S MOSTLY FULL ♪

‫♪ OHH OHH ♪

‫♪ AS HARD ‫AS YOU'VE MADE IT ♪

‫♪ AS MUCH ‫AS I'VE HATED YOU ♪

‫♪ YOU TAUGHT ME ‫SOMETHING TRUE ♪

‫♪ IT'S TIME ‫TO FORGET YOU ♪

‫♪ THIS IS HOW I DO. ♪

‫( music stops )

‫I HOPE WHOEVER BROKE YOUR HEART ‫ACTUALLY GOT TO HEAR THAT.

‫WE ACTUALLY NEVER MET.

‫UM...

‫IT'S ABOUT THE MAN ‫WHO SHOT MY DAD.

‫OH, GOD. I'M--

‫I'M SORRY.

‫HE WAS PARKED ‫AT THE MALL

‫AND SOME GUY WALKED UP ‫TO HIM AND SHOT HIM.

‫THE POLICE FIGURE THAT ‫THE GUY MUST HAVE THOUGHT

‫MY DAD WAS SOMEBODY ELSE.

‫THAT'S AWFUL.

‫THE POLICE NEVER FOUND ‫THE GUY.

‫SO...

‫I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S ‫THE SONG THAT YOU WROTE...

‫ABOUT THAT.

‫WELL. IT'S BEEN ‫A COUPLE YEARS

‫AND I WROTE A LOT ‫OF ANGRY SONGS FIRST.

‫AND THEN I STARTED DOING ‫A LOT OF DRUGS...

‫AND STOPPED EATING.

‫AND THEN MY MOM ‫FREAKED OUT ON ME

‫BECAUSE SHE WAS AFRAID ‫THAT I WAS GOING TO DIE TOO,

‫LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE ‫OR SOMETHING. ‫( chuckles )

‫I JUST GOT SO TIRED ‫OF LETTING THIS HORRIBLE THING

‫THAT HAPPENED ‫CONSUME MY ENTIRE LIFE.

‫SO I DECIDED TO ‫LET IT GO.

‫JUST LIKE THAT.

‫MM. KIND OF.

‫I WAS JUST SO ANGRY ‫ALL OF THE TIME

‫AND I DIDN'T EVEN ‫KNOW IT.

‫IT WAS, LIKE, ‫EATING ME UP.

‫AND I JUST DECIDED ‫TO NOT LET IT WIN.

‫Alex: YOU KNOW AT SOME POINT ‫WE ARE ACTUALLY GONNA HAVE ‫TO RETURN WITH GELATO.

‫Bay: THERE'S A $300 LIMIT.

‫- YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT? ‫- OKAY, WELL THAT'S ‫ JUST $1200 TO GO.

‫RIGHT? I DON'T ‫EVEN HAVE $1500.

‫I-I DON'T EVEN KNOW ‫WHAT I WAS THINKING.

‫ALL RIGHT. WELL, ‫YOU CLEARLY DON'T NEED ME

‫OR EVEN KNOW THAT I'M HERE, ‫SO I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU ‫DEAL WITH WHATEVER--

‫DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT? ‫I WILL PAY YOU BACK, ‫I PROMISE.

‫ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME ‫FOR CASH RIGHT NOW?

‫YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE!

‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ‫YOU'RE MY COVER.

‫LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

‫YOU DUMP ME OUT ‫OF THE BLUE FOR YOUR EX,

‫THEN YOUR PARENTS INVITE ‫ME OVER AGAINST YOUR WILL,

‫THINKING I'M SOME LOSER ‫WHO WILL KEEP YOU ‫OUT OF TROUBLE--

‫THEY DO NOT THINK ‫YOU'RE A LOSER.

‫YOU USE ME TO DITCH ‫DINNER AND CHAUFFEUR ‫YOU AROUND

‫- AS YOU COMPILE A MASSIVE ‫ AMOUNT OF MONEY... ‫- FIRST OF ALL, I DROVE--

‫...FOR SOME ‫MYSTERY PHONE CALL--

‫MY FRIEND IS IN JAIL!

‫AND I NEED ‫TO COME UP WITH

‫$1500 TO ‫BAIL HER OUT.

‫( cellphone rings )

‫- HELLO? ‫- It's Eight Ball.

‫OH MY GOD, HI. ‫ARE YOU WITH ZARRA?

‫She's still in. ‫You gotta get her out.

‫YEAH, UM, I'M TRYING ‫TO FIGURE OUT A WAY ‫TO REACH HER.

‫I DON'T THINK I CAN ‫GET THAT KIND OF MONEY ‫TOGETHER IN ONE NIGHT.

‫- I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO-- ‫- Listen.

‫She's hurt and there are ‫people there who wanna ‫hurt her more.

‫You gotta figure ‫it out, okay?

‫You gotta just ‫figure it out.

‫OKAY.

‫HEY. ‫WHAT HAPPENED?

‫WHO WAS THAT?

‫I KNOW YOU'RE MAD ‫AND I GET THAT.

‫BUT WOULD YOU PLEASE ‫COME WITH ME TO ‫ONE MORE PLACE?

‫THANK YOU.

‫I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE ‫A FRIEND NAMED EIGHT BALL.

‫WE START WITH OUR LEFT. ‫WE GO FORWARD WITH OUR LEFT.

‫ONE, TWO, THREE-- BACK-- ‫FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.

‫ONE, TWO--

‫OTHER FOOT-- BACK. ‫FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.

‫- WHAT HAPPENED TO FOUR? ‫- FOUR IS A PAUSE.

‫- FIVE, SIX, SEVEN. ‫- PAUSE.

‫ONE, TWO, THREE,

‫FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.

‫LOOKING GOOD, LADIES!

‫- GOOD, GUYS. ‫- "SALSA" MEANS SAUCE. ‫ IT'S GOT TO BE SPICY!

‫AND I GUARANTEE ‫IF YOU'RE GOOD AT SALSA,

‫- YOU'RE GOOD AT ‫ SOMETHING ELSE. ‫- ( all laugh ) OH!

‫YOU GUYS GET THIS DOWN ‫AND WE'LL MOVE ON ‫TO THE MAMBO.

‫DON'T EVEN JOKE ‫ABOUT THAT.

‫- LET'S TRY A TURN. ‫- A TURN?!

‫ONE, PIVOT, THREE, PIVOT.

‫- FIVE, SIX, SEVEN. ‫- HEY, HOW COME YOU'RE ‫ SO GOOD AT THIS?

‫- I WAS A CHEERLEADER. ‫- YES, YOU WERE...

‫HEY, SWEETIE, GET THE MUSIC. ‫SHOULD WE GET THE MUSIC?

‫- John and Patrick: NO! NO! ‫- Regina and Kathryn: YES!

‫YES, MUSIC!

‫IT'LL ALL MAKES SENSE ‫WHEN WE DO IT, OKAY?

‫- PARTNER UP ‫ LIKE I SHOWED YOU. ‫- Regina: OKAY OKAY

‫- OH BOY. ‫- YOU READY?

‫IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. ‫YOU GOT IT.

‫- OKAY, SO WE'LL DO ONE BASIC... ‫- ( salsa music playing )

‫...ONE TURN, ONE BASIC,

‫ONE TURN, AND THEN ‫WE'LL JUST KEEP GOING.

‫- GOT IT? ‫- UH, I DON'T KNOW.

‫ONE, TWO, THREE,

‫FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.

‫ONE, TWO, THREE, ‫FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.

‫- ( Regina laughs ) ‫- ONE, TWO, THREE, ‫ FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.

‫ONE, TWO, THREE-- GOOD!

‫( purring )

‫ONE, TWO, TURN.

‫MEN, SHAKE THOSE HIPS!

‫LADIES, FEEL SPICY!

‫Ted: ‫HEY, LET'S GET FASTER NOW.

‫AY AY AY!

‫- OH! ‫- HEY NOW!

‫All: OH-HO! WHOA!

‫I WANNA LEARN THAT!

‫- WHAT'S THIS? ‫- ( cheering )

‫- YOUR TURN. ‫- YOUR TURN.

‫- NO NO NO NO. ‫- COME ON.

‫HONEY, IT'S TOO FAST ‫FOR ME. I CAN'T DO THIS.

‫- WELL, JUST LET ME ‫ LEAD THEN. ‫- OKAY.

‫- ALL RIGHT, JUST STAND THERE ‫ AND I'LL TWIRL AROUND YOU. ‫- I CAN DO THAT.

‫WATCH THIS! ‫AY YI YI YI YI!

‫OOH, DO MY SKIRT. ‫DO MY SKIRT.

‫AY YI YI YI YI!

‫YOU HAVE GOT TO ‫LOOSEN YOUR HIPS ‫JUST A LITTLE BIT.

‫THIS IS AS LOOSE ‫AS THEY GET.

‫JUST BEND YOUR KNEES ‫AND THE HIPS WILL FOLLOW.

‫WHAT, LATINAS ARE BORN ‫KNOWING SALSA?

‫OF COURSE NOT.

‫I HAD A FEW LESSONS.

‫- ( groans ) ‫- ALL RIGHT. OH!

‫YOU'RE SUPPOSED ‫TO DIP ME.

‫WELL, I DIDN'T TAKE ‫THE LESSONS.

‫PATRICK.

‫IT WAS 17 YEARS AGO.

‫YOU CAN'T BE MAD ‫THAT ANGELO AND I HAD ‫A FEW DANCE LESSONS.

‫GREAT DANCERS; GREAT SEX.

‫I NEVER SAID THAT.

‫WHY IS IT HIS NAME ‫ALWAYS COMES UP

‫NO MATTER WHAT ‫WE'RE DOING?

‫- I DIDN'T BRING HIM UP ‫- ( music stops )

‫OKAY, THAT'S GREAT! ‫LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

‫EXCUSE ME.

‫- ( music starts ) ‫ - EXCUSE ME.

‫OKAY, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

‫THE GUY LIVES ‫30 FEET FROM YOU,

‫YOU HAVE A HISTORY, ‫A KID-- I CAN NEVER ‫COMPETE WITH THAT.

‫I CAN'T ERASE HIM ‫FROM MY LIFE.

‫I KEPT THINKING ‫THAT IT WAS ME,

‫THAT I WAS MAKING UP ‫HOW IMPORTANT HE IS TO YOU.

‫IT'S NOT ME. ‫HE'S THERE.

‫THE MARRIAGE IS JUST SO ‫HE CAN STAY IN THE COUNTRY.

‫YOU KNOW THAT.

‫I CAN HANDLE BEING WITH ‫A WOMAN IN A FAKE MARRIAGE.

‫I JUST CAN'T HANDLE BEING ‫WITH A WOMAN IN A REAL ONE.

‫( door opens and closes )

‫DID YOU MOVE ALL ‫THE SEA BASS?

‫- YES, CHEF. ‫- GOOD.

‫JAVIER, LET'S GET THAT ‫DUCK IN THE REACH-IN.

‫THANKS FOR ROLLING ‫WITH THE 12-TOP, EVERYONE.

‫I'LL TRY TO FIGURE OUT ‫WHY IT WASN'T ON THE BOOKS,

‫BUT, OVERALL, ‫NOT TOO TERRIBLE ‫OF A NIGHT FOR US.

‫SCUBA, I NEED TO ‫TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND.

‫YEAH. WHAT'S UP?

‫YOU'RE OFF THE SCHEDULE.

‫WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

‫YOU RUINED HUNDREDS ‫OF DOLLARS WORTH OF SHRIMP

‫AND YOU TRIED TO GET YOUR ‫CO-WORKER TO TAKE THE BLAME.

‫DAPHNE ASKED ‫IF SHE COULD--

‫DAPHNE WAS NOWHERE ‫NEAR THAT BURNER.

‫( loudly ) ‫YEAH, I DIDN'T REALIZE

‫YOU PUT A LO-JACK ‫ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

‫GET OUT.

‫GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN

‫NOW!

‫WHAT HAPPENED?

‫WHAT HAPPENED ‫IS YOUR BOYFRIEND

‫JUST FIRED ME, ‫THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

‫WAIT. WHAT DID YOU ‫JUST SAY?

‫YOUR BOYFRIEND JUST ‫FIRED ME.

‫THE CODE IS MY DAD'S R.B.I.

‫THE RESERVE BANK OF INDIA?

‫( chuckles ) ‫NO, IT'S "RUNS BATTED IN."

‫AH.

‫- AH! ‫- OH MY GOD!

‫- GET BACK! ‫- OH, WAIT WAIT WAIT!

‫I KNOW HIM. ‫I KNOW HIM.

‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ‫IT'S BAY--

‫PUT THE TROPHY DOWN.

‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

‫- IS THIS EMMETT? ‫- NO, HE'S ANOTHER DEAF GUY.

‫THIS IS TRAVIS. ‫HE WORKS FOR MY DAD.

‫NO! WHAT?!

‫HEY, WHAT DID HE SAY?

‫JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

‫LOOK, I NEED TO BORROW

‫SOME MONEY FROM THE SAFE.

‫YOU'RE TAKING MONEY ‫FROM THE SAFE?

‫WHAT DID YOU THINK ‫THAT WE WERE DOING?

‫I DON'T KNOW!

‫IT'S FOR A FRIEND ‫WHO'S IN TROUBLE.

‫1,200.

‫BUT I'M GONNA PAY IT BACK ‫BY TOMORROW, I PROMISE.

‫TRAVIS, ‫IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

‫BELIEVE ME, I WOULD NOT ‫BE HERE IF IT WASN'T.

‫ARE YOU SLEEPING HERE?

‫SO IS HE GONNA DO IT?

‫NO.

‫I'M NOT GONNA TELL MY DAD ‫THAT YOU'RE SLEEPING HERE.

‫EVEN IF YOU DON'T ‫OPEN THE SAFE.

‫HE'S DOING IT.

‫ME TOO.

‫- ( groans ) OH. ‫- HONEY, JUST LEAVE IT.

‫- TOBY CAN HELP YOU ‫ IN THE MORNING. ‫- OKAY.

‫ONLY IF YOU PROMISE NOT ‫TO DO ANY MORE DISHES.

‫( exhales ) ‫DONE.

‫( both sigh deeply )

‫- BAY IS TAKING ALEX HOME ‫ AND SHE PROMISES... ‫- OH, NO NO NO NO.

‫- ...TO BE HOME-- ‫- NO, NOT A WORD!

‫- WHAT?! ‫- NO KID TALK!

‫- BUT-- ‫- NO NO!

‫( sighs )

‫THEY'RE NEVER GONNA ‫GET INTO COLLEGE.

‫YOU KNOW WHAT?

‫OUR KIDS ARE FINE.

‫I DON'T WANT A KID ‫WHO FAKES INTEREST ‫IN SOME SPORT

‫FROM THE RENAISSANCE. ‫COME ON.

‫OR PRETENDS THEY WANNA ‫GO STUFF ENVELOPES IN ‫THE MAYOR'S OFFICE

‫ON SATURDAYS. ‫COME ON! WHAT IS THAT?

‫BUT THOSE ARE THE KIND ‫OF KIDS THAT ARE GETTING...

‫- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫- ...INTO COLLEGE RIGHT NOW.

‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,

‫YOU AND I DESERVE ‫TO HAVE AN EVENING

‫WHERE WE PRETEND ‫THAT THEY DON'T EXIST.

‫( chuckles )

‫IT WAS PRETTY FUN ‫TONIGHT, HUH?

‫YOU WERE--

‫YOU WERE INCREDIBLY SEXY ‫OUT THERE TONIGHT.

‫AND YOU HAVE ‫ABSOLUTELY ‫NO RHYTHM.

‫- NONE. ‫- YES I DO.

‫NO.

‫YOU'RE STILL HERE.

‫I JUST--

‫I CAN'T BELIEVED ‫YOU FIRED SCUBA.

‫I CAN'T BELIEVE ‫THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT US.

‫HEY. HE WASN'T PULLING ‫HIS WEIGHT AROUND HERE ‫FOR SOME TIME NOW.

‫PROBABLY BECAUSE HE WAS SO BUSY ‫TRYING TO HELP ME FOLLOW WHAT ‫WAS GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN.

‫WHATEVER THE REASON, ‫HE WASN'T DOING HIS JOB,

‫SO HE DIDN'T DESERVE ‫TO KEEP IT.

‫THEY ALL THINK I'M HERE ‫BECAUSE OF US.

‫DO YOU THINK ‫THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE?

‫NO.

‫YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANT ME.

‫EXACTLY.

‫BUT YOU PROVED YOURSELF ‫TO ME.

‫YOU'LL PROVE YOURSELF ‫TO THEM.

‫THEY'RE ALL JUST GONNA ‫LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M...

‫SOME BIMBO.

‫LOOK, PEOPLE GOSSIP.

‫PEOPLE GET FIRED, ‫SOME PEOPLE ARE JERKS

‫AND NOT EVERYONE ‫GETS A TROPHY.

‫WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

‫HEY. WHAT HAPPENED?

‫I GAVE THEM THE MONEY, ‫I GOT A RECEIPT.

‫THEY TOLD ME THAT ‫THAT WAS IT.

‫OKAY, SO WHAT DO ‫WE DO NOW?

‫JUST... WAIT FOR HER.

‫I GUESS.

‫I SENT MY MOM A TEXT ‫SAYING THAT WE ENDED ‫UP EATING AT THE PLACE

‫AND WE'D BE ‫A WHILE LONGER.

‫THANK YOU SO MUCH. I--

‫I AM SO SORRY THAT ‫I GOT YOU INVOLVED ‫IN ALL OF THIS.

‫THINGS WERE A LOT EASIER ‫IN THE GALAPAGOS, HUH?

‫YEAH.

‫Zarra: HEY.

‫HEY! WHAT--

‫OH MY GOD, ‫YOU'RE ALL CUT UP.

‫YEAH. NO--

‫I'M OKAY. ‫I'M OKAY.

‫- HEY. ALEX. ‫- YO.

‫THANK YOU SO MUCH, GIRL.

‫- I OWE YOU. ‫- WHAT HAPPENED?

‫I TOLD MOUSE WE SHOULDN'T ‫HAVE GONE ANYWHERE NEAR ‫PROSPECT, ALL RIGHT.

‫I KNEW THOSE GUYS ‫WOULD BE LOOKING FOR US.

‫WAIT, US? ‫YOU WERE THERE.

‫WHY DIDN'T YOU ‫GET ARRESTED?

‫OH NO, I DID.

‫LISTEN, UH, THANKS. ‫YOU KNOW?

‫TURNS OUT YOU'RE ‫A LOT COOLER THAN ‫I THOUGHT.

‫SO Z, I'LL CATCH YOU ‫LATER, RIGHT?

‫YEAH.

‫DID I JUST BAIL ‫HIM OUT TOO?

‫DID YOU MENTION THAT ‫ON THE PHONE?

‫YEAH YEAH, I DID. RIGHT?

‫I DIDN'T? ‫DUDE, I AM SO SORRY.

‫THINGS HAVE BEEN ‫SO CRAZY IN THERE.

‫ANYWAY, YOU WOULDN'T WANT ‫TO LEAVE MOUSE HANGING IN ‫THERE BY HIMSELF, RIGHT?

‫I MEAN, HE'S ONE OF US.

‫SO WHERE ARE THE GUYS ‫WHO JUMPED YOU?

‫OH, THEY'RE IN THERE.

‫YEAH, DUDE, ‫WE ALL GOT DINGED.

‫THAT'S WHY I HAD ‫TO GET OUT OF THERE.

‫ALL RIGHT, ‫I GOTTA GO HOME, MAN.

‫I ACTUALLY HAVE ‫TO WORK TOMORROW.

‫UH...

‫SO I NEED THAT MONEY.

‫YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. ‫I'M NOT SKIPPING TOWN, SO--

‫I'LL SHOW UP FOR MY ‫COURT DATE. YOU'LL GET IT.

‫I KINDA NEED IT BEFORE ‫THE COURT DATE, ACTUALLY.

‫I NEED IT ‫LIKE TOMORROW.

‫WELL, IF I COULD HAVE ‫GOTTEN TOGETHER THAT ‫MUCH COIN IN ONE DAY,

‫I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE ‫NEEDED TO CALL YOU, RIGHT?

‫- ZARRA... ‫- LOOK. LISTEN, I'LL GET ‫ TOGETHER WHATEVER I CAN.

‫IT'S GONNA BE FINE, OKAY? ‫I PROMISE.

‫WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER, ‫ALL RIGHT?

‫I REALLY--

‫OH! UH, ONE MORE THING.

‫YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA ‫GO AROUND TO MY SIDE ‫OF TOWN FOR A WHILE,

‫'CAUSE THEY KNOW ‫YOUR CAR.

‫NOT TOO MANY OF THOSE ‫CLANGING AROUND K.C., RIGHT?

‫( chuckles )

‫( pop music playing )

‫CAN I COME IN?

‫( music stops )

‫SO, UH...

‫I WAS THINKING ABOUT

‫STARTING UP ‫THE BAND AGAIN.

‫NO.

‫NEW PEOPLE, ‫NEW SOUND...

‫NEW NAME.

‫YEAH.

‫START OVER.

‫- COOL. ‫- ( acoustic guitar ‫ music playing )

‫SO, UH,

‫I WAS THINKING ‫ABOUT NAMES.

‫MAYBE, UM,

‫THIRD WORLD BUS PLUNGE?

‫( chuckles )

‫YEAH.

‫- EXACTLY. ( laughs ) ‫- ♪ TAKE A BOW ♪

‫♪ 'CAUSE YOU PLAYED ‫YOUR HEART OUT ♪

‫♪ AND TAKE YOUR TIME ♪

‫♪ WITH WORKING ‫THE REST OUT... ♪