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Welcome.

Nice neighborhood if you're into sunshine,

palm trees, and that whole scene.

These are my people, the Bannisters.

A family so calm, so content, so full of love.

Don't I wish?

Whoa!

The truth is, there's something really rotten here.

These two, they hate each other.

They fight like, well, cats and dogs.

Oh, no, no!

This is Pedro, an alley cat who Dad,

shall we say...

rescued from the streets.

Oh!

Huh?

Good morning, Pedro.

Good morning to you, too.

Oh, yeah, oh, that's the good stuff.

Ball!

Hey, no fetch in the house.

This is Gracie.

A purebred who Mom selected

from the finest kennels in London

for her intelligence and poise.

Enchanté.

Oh, huh, whoa!

Ugh!

Last time this happened,

we had to take Grandpa to the hospital.

But do you think these two

learned their lesson?

Not a chance.

Kids, breakfast!

Morning.

Good morning.

Whoa!

Whoa!

No, no, no, no, no!

No!

No!

Phew.

I said, no fetch in the house.

Ah.

This is the story of Gracie and Pedro,

and their, well...

Let's be honest, not so awesome adventure.

Ugh, revolting.

Careful princess, your face might freeze like that.

You don't even know what revolting means.

I wish you knew what shut up means.

Oh, that's a clever retort.

More cleverer than you and your fancy words.

That's right, you don't need to speak.

Your smell does all the talking for you.

Ew!

- What's that say? - Why?

What?

Oh, nothing.

I just wanted to see if you two

could stop fighting for two whole seconds.

We don't fight all the time.

Yeah, sometimes we're sleeping.

Well, here's a thought.

Someday, you two might actually need each other.

Oh, Laurence, man.

Oh, you should've been a clown fish.

Huh?

Let go of that pancake, brat boy.

I know you are, but what am I?

How do you say doofus in sign language again?

Huh?

Huh?

Oh, okay.

Everybody just needs to stay calm.

We'll all feel better

when we get to our new house in Salt Lake City.

- Dibs on the biggest room! - In your dreams.

Did someone say breakfast?

No, Dad.

Good, I haven't found my teeth yet.

I just couldn't resist.

Aw, it's okay.

I know moving is scary,

but there's nothing to be afraid of.

This place is just a house.

Home is where your family is.

Think of it this way, it's gonna be a great adventure.

Ah, ooh.

I know what'll cheer you up.

♪ I know it's scary When things change ♪

♪ When life is feeling Kinda strange ♪

♪ Feels like you're Losing your home ♪

♪ Heading into the unknown ♪

♪ But home is where Your family is ♪

♪ The air smells A bit different ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Feels like the sun Is brighter ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Today's gonna be a big day ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Move your legs Open your arms ♪

♪ Get moving ♪

♪ I'm moving Gotta keep moving ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Now's the time To get excited ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Make it wow, being new ♪

♪ It's time for a new me ♪

♪ Hey we should move it ♪

♪ Get moving, get moving ♪

♪ No need to fear the change ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ 'Cause we're so Happier today ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ The thrill of Something new coming ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Gonna be great as long As we are together ♪

♪ Get moving ♪

♪ I'm moving Gotta keep moving ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Now's the time To get excited ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Make it wow, being new ♪

♪ It's time for a new me ♪

♪ Hey we should move it ♪

♪ Get up, move on Get up, move on ♪

♪ Get up, move on Get up, move on ♪

♪ Get up, move on Get up, move on ♪

♪ Get up, move on Get up, move on ♪

♪ Get up, move on Get up, move on ♪

♪ Get up, move on Get up, move on ♪

Ah, catchy tune.

♪ Get up, move on Get up, move on ♪

♪ Get up, move on ♪

♪ Get moving, get moving ♪

♪ Get, get, get moving ♪

♪ Get moving, get moving ♪

Here comes Gramps!

Watch your toes, kiddos.

- ♪ It's time for a new me ♪ - Uh-oh.

Okay, pets fly with us.

♪ Hey we should move it ♪

Fly safe, see ya in Salt Lake!

I'll beat ya there!

Aw, are you sure Gracie and Pedro are gonna be okay?

Oh, of course!

This is a great chance for them

to spend some quality time together.

Pedro, we shouldn't worry the kids.

Oh, and is that your opinion

as an emotional support animal?

No, you're right.

Look happy, for the kids.

Bye, Pedro. Bye, Gracie. See you in Salt Lake.

Smiling!

You're standing on my tail.

Oh, touch my ear one more time,

and I'll neuter you all over again.

You're taking up too much room.

Ah, we'll be fair about this.

I'll draw a line exactly down the middle.

You stay on your side, and I on mine.

Your half is bigger than mine.

Well, they're exactly the same.

A half is a half is a half.

Then you won't mind if I take your half.

Move, move, move!

Too big, ow.

Stop, stop, stop!

Don't move a muscle.

- String! - No, no, no, no, no, no!

Pedro!

Oh, thank the dog stars.

For a second there, I was worried.

Do you hear something?

Whoa!

Oh, hey, how ya doing?

No, no, no, no, no, no, ah!

- Come on, let's go! - Pedro, synchronization!

- What are we doing? - Synchronization!

No, my turn, my turn!

You hairy birdbrain, Pedro!

Your mind is like an infinite pool.

Dip down into the shallows of your thoughts,

and see yourself.

Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no!

I haven't see Gracie and Pedro yet.

Have you?

Oh, what adorable little babies you are.

We're preparing for takeoff now.

That's when the plane goes zoom,

like a big bird, up into the clouds.

Got it, kid?

Excuse me, um, we haven't seen our pets

get loaded with the baggage.

Don't worry, here at People First Airlines,

we never lose baggage.

At least, not on this flight, on Tuesdays, in June?

And if the baggage contains a wallaby.

Any chance you're traveling with a wallaby today?

We don't even know what that is.

Our pets are Gracie and Pedro, a cat and a dog.

Well, we'll just have to hope for the best then, won't we?

And all liquids are limited to three ounces or less.

So sorry for you and your fish.

In the words of an esteemed philosopher...

never fly coach.

Just ten more minutes, Sophie.

I promise... The plane!

Sophie, Gavin, Pedro!

Pedro, where are you?

Oh, Pedro!

- Are you okay? - Ow.

I think I'm dead.

Your tail's still moving.

Oh, then I'm alive?

I'm alive!

Our family!

The plane leaves in two minutes!

That way!

Keep up!

Hold that plane!

Why'd you stop?

Not that I'm complaining.

Which is our plane?

- Hold that aircraft! - Come on!

Oh, hey dude.

Hey.

Hey, you two!

It's Pedro and Gracie. Look out the window.

Look out the window.

Is this thing on?

I can't make it.

You have to!

Do it for the kids!

Almost there, almost there.

High five on the shine, Rasputin.

Good find.

Hurry up, before these two come back from the sandman.

Did anyone get the license of that tornado?

Ah!

Hit it, Wade!

♪ Don't be afraid And don't you fret ♪

♪ We're here to help You two pets ♪

♪ Simple first aid True and complete ♪

♪ Tuck in the blankets Raise up the feet ♪

♪ And more important Now don't you fear ♪

♪ Is to make sure Your airway stays clear ♪

Hey!

I know what you're trying to do.

Get away from us.

Keep your filthy hind toes off of my rhinestones.

Ugh!

You don't want our help? No skin off our tails.

We're not the ones who missed our plane.

Come on, Wade.

Wait, so you can help us?

Mmm, maybe.

Where you trying to get to?

A place called Salt Lake? Have you ever heard of it?

Oh, yeah, we heard of it, all right.

Oh, our family is moving there.

I mean, the kids will be frantic when we don't arrive.

Well, you sure?

I mean, it's just that you wouldn't be

the first pets left in lost luggage.

On purpose.

Will you help us or not?

Oh, we'll help ya, all right.

But it's gonna cost ya.

The shinies!

Okay, okay, you got the collars.

Now, how do we get to this place, Salt Lake?

Oh, you can't get there from here, it's impossible.

Mm-mmm, that is not an answer.

Yes it is, just not the one you wanna hear.

You undersized, over-bred half-wit.

Let's go! Ah!

You gotta do better than that.

Tell us what you know.

I'm not talkin'.

I've been grilled by fiercer felines than you.

Attaboy!

Oh, yeah?

Well, have it your way.

Okay, okay!

I'll talk, I'll talk.

You wanna know how to get to Salt Lake?

Check with the monitor.

The monitor?

The monitor can tell ya everything.

I can't believe it, my main man, a dirty rat.

You're not getting off that easy.

You're gonna...

Let's go!

Hope you got your rabies shot.

You don't know where I've been.

So long, you stray suckers!

Check with the monitor?

The monitor?

Gracie, um, could you help me out with this itch?

What? Of course not.

Maybe we can catch another flight?

Oh, because the first one worked out so well?

You know, with the running,

and the falling, and the crashing,

and that we never even made it on the plane?

No way, what we need is people.

They'll help us get back to Gavin and Sophie, right?

Oh, and how are they supposed to do that

without our collars?

Oh, yeah, without our collars,

we're just a couple of strays,

pound bound, and you know what that means... the gas.

And we're not just talking flatulence.

Oh, this is the worst thing since my birthday was ruined.

It's all your fault!

What, huh, what?

I didn't have anything to do with your birthday.

- I didn't touch that cake. - I mean today.

Oh, right.

Well, that stupid "divide the carrier in half" thing

was your lame idea.

If you had just moved when I told you to.

And now, we're stuck here with no collars,

and no way to Salt Lake,

and just the word of urban vermin

- to check some stupid monitor! - Um, Pedro?

Paging the Bannister family,

your pets are looking for you,

but you can't see this,

because you're already on your way to Salt Lake!

- Pedro, I... - How is that going to...

Ah!

Help us?

I, um... who... who are you?

I am the Monitor.

Lizard.

Oh, well, maybe you can help us.

Can you tell us how to get to Salt Lake?

Salt Lake is very far.

It will be a long, and...

dangerous journey.

Or you can take the bus.

One leaves every hour.

That bus will take you to the 1-5 trail.

The trail will get you to Salt Lake, eventually.

Well, that sounds simple enough.

Thanks, Monitor dude, sir.

Good luck.

You'll need it.

Just one more thing.

Watch out for Las Vegas.

It is the city of dreams.

Uh, what's wrong with that?

Not all dreams are good ones.

Oh, I feel naked without my collar.

Come on, Gracie, relax!

Trust me, you have nothing to worry about.

Well, looky here. We got ourselves a couple of strays.

Get 'em before

they screw up a takeoff.

I take it back, run!

Huh?

Darn!

Wha?

Ah!

Take the shot,

don't let 'em get away.

Doors closing.

Shoot 'em, shoot 'em now.

Oh, thanks.

You owe me one.

Okay.

Whoa, hey.

- Excuse me. - Coming through.

Psst, over here.

Get out of the aisle and hide

before they make you a part of the act.

So, what's up with you cats?

Uh, she's a dog?

Figure of speech, baby.

What I mean is, why are you strays

on the way to the city of dreams?

Oh, we missed our flight to Salt Lake.

And why... why did you call us strays?

Dirty, no collars, runnin' from the fuzz?

No judgment, baby, I've been there, first class bummer.

People First flight 237 to Houston is delayed.

Yeah, well, uh,

I can see you did check the carrier at LAX,

and, uh, from there,

it went, uh... uh-huh, uh-huh.

It... oh, oh, no.

I'm sorry, but it seems that piece of luggage

has been, uh, lost.

What?

You lost Pedro and Gracie?

No, no.

No, we lost luggage item number four...

Gracie and Pedro are not luggage, they're our family!

So what are you gonna do about it?

Um, well,

I can offer you four complimentary beverage tickets,

- good for... - Drink tickets?

Uh...

Have you lost your mind?

You... you can't... you can't just lose Gracie and Pedro!

Get on the phone,

and start making calls to everyone,

until you find them!

Call your supervisor, call her supervisor!

Call the skycaps, call the army, call the Marines!

I think we could all use a little time out.

People Worst Airlines.

People Worst, People Worst, People Worst,

People Worst, People Worst.

Hi, let me make this perfectly clear.

You and your slipshod airline better find my pets,

or I'm coming back here with my kids,

and this time, I'll turn 'em loose on you, got it?

Yes, ma'am.

I'll get our best people on it.

Hello, Mother?

Yeah, better put my dinner in the fridge.

We lost some more pets.

Now, breathe in through the nose.

Now, blow out the birthday candles. Hush.

There.

Doesn't that feel better?

No.

Okay, maybe a little.

But... but what about Pedro and Gracie?

They must be so scared.

- Wow! - That's really amazing,

and they're all so different.

And yet, kinda the same.

Huh?

I know what you're thinkin',

how can we all be so different, and yet somehow be the same?

How did she know what we were thinking?

Sure, we come from different places, different cultures,

different backgrounds,

but we're all united by our love of one thing,

making people say, "Wow."

That makes us like family.

Family brings us together,

just like you two little buddies here.

Oh, we are not family.

We're not even buddies, we're more like-

- Colleagues. - Roommates.

- Acquaintances. - Who share a pet door.

- Not family. - Not family.

Well, here we are.

This is Las Vegas?

A little tip, baby.

If you're cool, you drop the "Las."

It was awful nice meeting you two.

But what about the 1-5 trail?

Shades, out!

Wow, how did she do that?

More importantly, how are we going to get to Salt Lake?

I can't see the 1-5 trail anywhere.

Well, whenever I'm feeling low, I go up high.

Cat and dog here, come on, keep moving.

Jackpot!

- I can afford to go home! - Ooh.

Hello, beautiful.

This is not a shopping trip, catch up.

String.

Jerry, stop it.

Sparkly.

Aha!

Nancy, you wanna take that cart

up to the penthouse floor for me?

Sure thing, boss.

Penthouse suites.

Wow!

Oh, wow.

Oh, my.

City of dreams, indeed!

Uh-huh, if it is, don't wake me.

Oh, I think I see the 1-5 trail.

Ah, that's nice.

Uh-oh.

- Gosh! - Hey, let us out, come on!

Okay, fish brains.

Any more bright ideas?

Uh, yeah, live it up!

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Huh?

Mmm, oh, yeah.

Mmm, oh, you gotta try this.

Is food all you ever think about?

Rule of the alley, okay?

Find a treat, you gotta eat.

Well, you know we're not allowed on tables.

Mm-hmm.

You're going to get us in trouble.

We're not allowed on tables at home,

and this most definitely is not home.

Oh, so good, little fishy eggs.

That's caviar.

One of the world's finest delicacies.

Oh.

It's obviously wasted on you.

Oh, mm-hmm.

Give a girl a paw!

Mmm, yum, yum, yum.

Too bad you're not hungry, Gracie.

Oh, Gracie.

Gracie?

Hey, where'd ya go?

My, how the greedy have fallen.

Ha, ha, your greedy self.

Oh, that is...

simply scrumptious!

So good!

I call the last cocktail weenie!

I saw it first.

Hey, no fair, give it back!

Come and make me!

Huh?

Mmm, oh, delish!

Ah, too bad you can't come up here and get me, Gracie,

because... whoa, wait, huh?

Who turned on the lights?

Well, as a matter of fact, I did.

Maybe we should turn things up a bit.

Oh, maybe I shouldn't have eaten all that "carvier."

Getting chandelier sick.

I'm gonna hurl!

You're gonna hurl, all right.

Let go, Pedro, you're too heavy!

Help!

I'm drowning, I'm...

You big scaredy-cat, stand up!

You!

You nearly killed me!

Oh. Oh, heavens, you were never in any real danger.

I'll show you real danger.

Oh, I'm gonna turn both your ears inside out,

and then I'm gonna tape them, and paper clip them,

and you're gonna be stuck that way forever.

Anything but the ears!

Uh-oh.

Just wanted to step inside my room here.

Dougie, it's so big and fancy!

- Oh. - What?

Look cute!

But... what?

Look cuter!

Look cutest!

Who is responsible for this?

- Security! - Uh, not cute enough.

No, not cats and dogs!

Get 'em out!

Gracie, this way!

Pedro, help!

No, stop!

No, ooh, oh!

- I can't hold on! - You better!

I'm not wasting one of my lives on this.

Huh? Hmm.

We've got to find them before they...

Very well, sir.

As you are well aware, I cannot understand a word you say,

but that said, I am certain that what you did say

must have been so well said.

Quiet, you buffoon.

I'm working.

Oh, sorry, sorry, Mr. Sherlock.

It's just... aw, it's just so exciting,

and such an honor to be working

with such a distinguished member

of the detectives fraternity, and I... I... I...

Huh?

Last box, safe and sound.

And your mom was worried.

Don't she know her dear old dad better than that?

Maybe I was a wee bit hard on the suspension.

Let's not mention this to your folks, okay, kids?

Now, wonder where we packed that super glue.

Oh, Gavin, look!

It's Gracie's birthday party. Aw.

We never did figure out how hot sauce got into that cake.

Barf-o-rama.

Kids!

They found the carrier.

They're dropping it off now!

Gracie, Pedro!

What? What is it?

It looks like a mutant bunny.

A mutant bunny?

What do you mean a mutant... Ah!

Kids, what's wrong?

It's a mad, um, jackalope!

I don't know, it's a mad, uh, kangaroo-y thing!

Oh, it's just a little wallaby.

Hey, little walla-buddy.

That's what a wallaby is?

Huh, it's kinda cute.

Oh, honey.

Your father and I will go back and look for them.

We don't quit on family.

Mom's right, kids.

We never give up on the ones we love.

But who's gonna watch the kids?

Gramps.

Don't worry, kids.

Critters can survive on their own in the wild.

Hmm, unless of course they get eaten.

Speaking of which, what's for dinner?

Puh, chicken? What do you mean, I'm chicken?

I was ready to growl first, ask questions later.

You, growl?

Puh-lease, you could never growl at a human, Miss Perfect.

Perfect?

Look at me, I'm absolutely soaked.

No, not to mention I broke a nail.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm,

mmm... Ah!

No more getting sidetracked, understand?

Ah, don't put it all on me, queen caviar.

You're the one who...

Whoa.

Whatcha got on your shoulder there, big fella?

Some kind of marmot?

- Ah! - Gotcha!

Whoa, hey, now!

Watch it, Gracie, move!

You're making a big mistake here,

my furry-faced friend.

Just come along with me, and the dumb-dumb detective,

and everything will be...

just fine.

Back off, you undersized otter.

Gracie and I are going back to our family.

I am not an otter, or a marmot!

I'm, ahem... Listen.

If you and that spoiled second rate doodle-poo

just come quietly,

I promise you, it will be for the very best.

Nobody calls Gracie names but me.

Whoa!

I'll have you know she's a purebred doopsy-doodle.

Doyle!

Assistance?

So undignified!

Doyle, they're getting away.

Huh?

Hoo, okay, Gracie, let's get outta here.

Sir, I apprehended the canine!

As you instructed, sir.

Pedro, help!

Gracie, you're gonna have to bite him!

What, bite a person?

But I'm a good dog.

If there was ever a time for an exception, this is it!

Dear Saint Bernard, please forgive me.

Ow, ow!

Oh, you're good at being bad.

1-5 trail, here we come!

Sir, I must apologize for releasing the canine,

but, uh, uh, I did not realize she had such very sharp teeth.

Oh, my gosh, sir, what are you doing down there on the ground

trying to hide under my shoe?

But do not despair, sir.

I am coming to help you.

B... b... but, sir?

I have to say, you looked absolutely spectacular

as you fell through the air.

Oh, a flying bat would be so lucky.

Ow.

This is the last time

I hire a cadet with serious potential.

Hoo, so, uh, so what now?

Well, if we stay on the road,

that marmot will catch us for sure.

But I saw a shortcut from the hotel balcony,

just over, oh, there.

Uh, a shortcut?

You sure about this?

I think so?

Ya think so?

No, I'm absolutely positive.

Uh...

I have never been so hot.

I've never been so thirsty.

What's that?

Do you hear something?

I think I see something.

Like a five star pet spa with a juice bar?

No, better!

It's... it's... string!

Don't!

Stop.

That is not string!

Excuse me.

Seems you've got ahold of our tail.

Oh, hey.

My bad.

Uh, our tail?

Hmm.

It looks delicious.

Let's eat.

Come back, little snack!

This one's mine.

You had the salamander on Saturday!

I saw him first!

I saw him second!

I hate to be a bone of contention,

or any kind of bone, so why don't I just be on my way?

You take the front half,

and I'll take the back.

- Claws and teeth again? - Whoa!

- I said no! - Watch it!

Mom always liked you best.

She spent more time with you!

Took you long enough.

I mean, thanks.

Go away, I'm in session.

Gavin! This is important.

Well, if you must know,

I'm writing a song about Gracie and Pedro.

I'm gonna send it to every radio station

between here and Los Angeles,

so everyone will know to help us look for them. Here.

♪ I miss my pets ♪

♪ Oh, yeah Their carrier's wrecked ♪

♪ Yeah, I want them back The airline's whack ♪

A power stance, and then I would just like,

really go for it with my guitar.

What do ya think?

Message alert.

Is it Mom and Dad? Did they find 'em?

Just another silly viral video.

Do you think we could?

Let's get this party started.

As it's plain to see,

Gracie and Pedro have gotten themselves

into a really, really bad situation.

I must've told those two 100 times,

you gotta go along to get along, but no.

They always think they know better,

and this is exactly what happens.

Well, carry on.

Hey, "absolutely positive."

"Oh, I'm absolutely positive."

Have we passed that cactus before?

No.

What about that one?

Definitely not.

Okay, we definitely passed that cactus before.

We are lost!

We're not lost, I think we should go right.

Oh, really?

Is that another shortcut?

You always think you know better.

I mean, what does it matter?

We're gonna die out here anyway,

but at least it's better than getting home

and finding out they've replaced us.

Replaced us?

Oh, they'd never!

Oh, really?

That's what they do. They pretend to love ya,

then they put you in a box on the side of the road,

and they just drive away.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Pedro.

But, no... but those were bad people.

Sophie and Gavin love us, I'm sure they're worried sick.

How do you know? How can you be so sure?

I just am, I'm...

Absolutely positive?

Well, a lot more positive than I was about that shortcut.

Well, in any case, we need to work together

to get out of here alive, so, truce?

All right, truce.

But just until we get home.

Agreed.

So then, which direction?

Straight ahead!

Well, that's it!

Just have to hit upload and then my...

our video will be seen by the whole world!

Would you like to do the honors?

Please, after you.

We couldn't have done it without you.

- It should be you. - After you.

No, no, really, I insist.

Come on, just do it already.

- I couldn't possibly. - After you.

- It should be you. - After you.

It really should be you.

Whoa, whoa!

I don't know what's worse,

their fighting or their getting along.

Did someone find Pedro and Gracie?

No, but I get alerts if anyone posts about them.

♪ We were flying With our dog and kitty ♪

♪ From LA to Salt Lake City ♪

♪ It was supposed to be fun ♪

♪ And new beginnings For everyone, yeah ♪

♪ So we arrived At our new home ♪

♪ Waiting for our pets To come along ♪

♪ But when we opened up The carrying case ♪

♪ It was just a little wallaby In their place ♪

♪ Now they're out there All alone ♪

♪ And we just wanna Bring them home ♪

♪ People First lost my dog ♪

♪ People First lost my cat ♪

♪ People First More like People Worst ♪

♪ Hey, kind people Help us get them back ♪

♪ People Worst Lost my dog, yeah ♪

♪ People Worst lost my cat ♪

♪ And they won't even Lift a finger ♪

♪ People Worst is just Bad, bad, bad ♪

They're the worst.

♪ Tell People Worst They better get them back ♪

♪ The airline lost my dog ♪

♪ The airline lost my cat ♪

♪ Their names are Gracie and Pedro ♪

♪ Hey, kind people Help us get them back ♪

Not them, not them, whoa.

Definitely not them.

Mom, Dad!

You're back already?

Is there something that you want to explain to us?

We leave you alone for one day,

and this is what you do?

Your father and I are so incredibly

proud of you.

We can't believe you guys were able to make this together.

You're a dream team, for sure.

Even with everything we've done,

there's still no sign of Pedro and Gracie.

Hello?

Uh-huh.

Sure. It's the president of the asinine airline.

- He wants to talk to you kids. - Huh?

Why, hello there.

Do I have the pleasure of speaking

to the delightful young people

responsible for the Gracie and Pedro video?

- You found us. - Uh, yeah?

Um, wonderful.

Very nice video.

Very, um, enlightening.

Very effective.

Effective?

Like how?

Well...

Because of your video, our cancellations are up 600%,

our stocks are worthless, and our offices are... ah!

Under siege?

We're sorry. So sorry.

Please, take down the video.

Ah, the barricades won't last much longer.

We'll do anything!

Anything?

I'm up, I'm up!

Were you sleeping under my ear?

Me? No, definitely not.

I'm a very active sleeper.

I don't even know what I do in my sleep.

It gets cold in the desert at night.

It doesn't mean anything, nothing at all.

Well, good.

Keep it that way.

Whew!

Yeah, you think you're fast, Chester?

I think you're losing your giddy up.

Oh, well maybe they can help us.

Who?

Oh, look at all that string!

Oh, no!

No!

You must control yourself.

Now, come on.

Pardon us, can you please tell us if this is Salt Lake?

Neigh, but I know the iron horse goes there.

Tell me, what's wrong with your friend?

There is no string, there is no string.

You don't want to know.

I don't suppose you could give us a lift?

You two running from the fuzz?

Pedro!

Pedro!

Hold on, pooch.

There's a tiger got ahold of my tail!

Well, that cat holds on like my ex-husband.

More speed, more speed.

Doyle, acceleration, Doyle!

Hold on to your breakfast!

I'm flying!

Faster, Doyle!

Sir, I sense you would like us moving

at a greater rate of speed,

but, uh...

Regrettably, sir, I only got a learner's permit.

Come on, now!

Show me what you've got!

Wha!

Doyle, they're getting away!

Get ready to jump on my count, okay?

One, two...

Well, check you out, daredevil.

That horse may be iron, but I'm not!

Come on, cat, jump already.

Right, right, sorry.

Good luck!

Thank you!

Brake, brake,

brake, you slow-witted Seamus!

Hobos, tramps, and thieves.

Nobody rides for free!

Mmm, oh, cookie, yum.

Mum... mummy!

Aha!

Gracie, wake up!

Hurry, we gotta run.

There is a big, scary, ugly bird

who is coming to kill us!

Pedro, what are you going on about?

Nobody rides for free!

My name is Conrad, and you best run for your lives!

Go!

Get ready to jump, and go!

You boarded the train to hell!

I have an idea!

Good, because I'm too frazzled to think!

Okay, here it is!

Duck!

Smart, huh?

Yeah, except you forgot one thing.

- What's that? - Birds of prey can fly!

Ah!

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Here, little doggy.

Come to Uncle Conrad.

Mmm, my, my,

how I love the taste of domesticated pets,

just like you two!

Mmm, fear is good.

It tenderizes the meat.

Yummy.

Come on, Gracie. There's gotta be a way outta here.

Come on, come on!

Oh, it's no use.

Thanks.

Don't mention it.

Um, Gracie?

There's something I gotta tell you.

It's about, uh, your birthday.

You know how Brian and Sophie couldn't figure out

how the hot sauce got mixed in with your cake?

Well, uh, it was me.

The truth is, I was jealous.

All day long, it was Gracie's birthday this,

and Gracie's birthday that, and all I could think

was I could never have a party of my own.

Oh, Pedro.

Oh, no, no, Gavin and Sophie were planning a party for you,

to celebrate the anniversary of your adoption.

But that's next month.

I am sorry, Gracie, for everything.

Well, now I feel extra bad.

Oh, well, don't feel too bad.

You know how your favorite toy mouse went missing?

Mr. Paw-Paws?

Squeak in peace.

Rest in cheese.

I'm so sorry, I just...

- I thought you hated me. - Hated you?

Of course, you're so wild and adventurous,

and I'm so boring and domesticated.

Heh, I thought you hated me.

Funny, we've lived in the same house for so long,

and well yet we never really knew each other at all.

Maybe we could let bygones be bygones?

Yeah.

Let bygones be bygones.

You want some?

Food, at a time like this?

Listen, I have an idea.

Hmm?

Is it just me, Gracie, or is that Conrad

the ugliest creature on planet Earth?

Right, and talk about stupid.

He couldn't spell ugly if you spotted him the U-G.

Awful mouthy for a furball

about to become tonight's dinner, aren't ya?

Now!

You know what you call that, Pedro?

Animal magnetism.

Haha, I like that.

When I catch up to you two,

you'll be nothing more than a memory, and a fluffy burp!

Well, then, ugly, I guess that makes this our stop.

You're gonna regret the day you were ever born!

If there's one thing I hate, it's freeloaders!

Does that sound familiar to you?

Yeah, I... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, not again, nope.

Hey.

What are you two doing here?

Hit it, Wade!

♪ We felt so bad So bad, so bad ♪

♪ We felt so sad So sad, so sad ♪

♪ About what we did The last time we met ♪

♪ We're here to help ♪

I don't buy it.

Not for one single second.

- How did you even find us again? - The SqueakNet.

Don't you know you're never more than six feet away

from a rodent anywhere in America?

What an appalling thought.

That doesn't answer what you want from us,

and don't tell me it's outta the goodness of your hearts,

unless you want me to check and make sure

you really do have hearts.

I am hurt and offended.

Aren't we all fellow creatures,

big and small, short and tall?

If you pluck us, do we not freeze?

If you feed us, do we not breed?

If you...

Okay, we're after the reward money.

- Shh. - I admit it.

It was worth a shot.

- Wait, uh... - Hold on. What reward money?

You mean you haven't seen it?

Wade, show 'em the TV ad.

We here at People First Airlines

are working hard to put our passengers first.

All our passengers.

If you've seen the animals in the following video,

please call our hotline number.

Reward money personally guaranteed.

♪ People first lost my dog ♪

♪ People first lost my cat ♪

- Is that... - Sophie and Gavin?

They're still looking for us!

They haven't forgotten us!

See, we figured we'd track you two down,

give you back your collars, and collect the reward money.

But it'll never work now that you know our plan.

Well, why not?

We don't care about the money,

we just wanna get home to our family.

What?

You mean we coulda just been honest?

Ah, what's the world comin' to?

Say ten G's.

And sent.

You two just sit pretty

till your people get here,

and we collect all that lovely money.

Heh, what do rats need money for, anyway?

- Cheese! - Oh, you'd be surprised.

Well, I, for one, am exhausted.

Oh, I couldn't move another inch.

You thought you were so smart

with that little train trick.

It wasn't us, we didn't trash that hotel room!

We're not from the hotel, you feeble feline.

Is that what you two dumb bunnies thought?

Oh, aren't you two in

for the surprise of your short little lives?

That's our ransom, I mean, reward money.

And no limey lemur's gonna take it from us.

Huh?

Now's our chance, Gracie, run!

Right!

- Over here, lemur! - Hey, lemur!

I am not a lemur!

Lemur!

After 'em!

Doyle?

Ahem, assistance.

Sir, what are you doing hiding inside that bottle?

Let's move.

Wahoo!

Kids, get your pants on!

There's been a sighting.

Hey, kiddos.

Just picked up my new dentures.

Wanna see?

It's them, Gracie and Pedro!

This place is only 20 minutes away!

Betcha I can make it in ten.

Hang on, let's burn rubber!

Doyle, they're getting away!

One moment, sir. Just gotta limber up.

Don't wanna be pulling a muscle, you know.

Move it, you buffoon.

What are you doing?

Making sure we get our reward money.

Well, you won't get anything if they get us first.

Think you can provide a distraction?

Can we ever.

Message alert.

Whoa, Gramps!

Slight change in plans!

Turn us around, turn us around.

Hold on, critters!

Help is on the way!

I know you're here somewhere.

They're so close I can almost taste them.

- Whoa, steady. - Hurry up, whoa!

What? What's going on?

What?

You're not getting away this time!

Ride 'em, cowboy!

Aha.

It's a crying shame

that you two have gotten yourselves all tied up.

Doyle!

Doyle?

Ooh! It just exploded.

Oh, there's another.

Oh, I'm going to have to put a bell on that man.

You kids just carry on, I'll catch up.

This place is huge!

Where should we start looking?

Hey, humans!

Yeah, we know where your pets are.

- They're right here! - Over here!

- Come on! - Come on!

Mother of...

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

Hmm.

User not identified.

Gavin, where are you going?

Ear to ear?

No, okay, go to your left.

- No, your left. - Ow, that's my tail.

And my paw, ow, and my eye!

Could you hold still for two seconds?

You're making it worse!

Where are the rats when you need them?

- Come on! - We're almost there!

Oh, Gavin, let me help you.

- They're right here! - Yeah, come on!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, stop!

Oh, we're not tall enough for this ride! Oh!

Welcome aboard the Whiplash!

Uh-oh.

That ain't good.

Okay, it's just a silly amusement park ride.

We're perfectly safe, right? How bad can it be?

Hold on tight, it's about to get wild.

You're gonna have the time of your life.

Ah, now it's going fast!

Help, anybody, help!

Help!

- Huh? - What?

- Anybody, help! - The kids?

- The kids! - The kids, where?

Come on, we gotta help them.

- Right, left, right. - Right, okay.

- Under! Up. - Here we go. Again, oh, whoa!

- Ah. - Huh?

Whew.

Where do you think you're going?

Yeah, we gotcha now, again.

Look, our humans are on that ride!

And we have to help them.

Stop, you half-wit!

- Whoa! - Stop!

Sir, I never imagined we'd be working so closely.

You smell nice.

Anyone, please!

We wanna get off!

Hold on, Gavin!

Oh, Pedro, over there!

- Right, control panel. - Okay!

Okay, look for an emergency stop button.

- I mean, there's got to be one. - Right, okay, uh...

Aha! Found it!

Dear Saint Bernard.

Betcha all my cheddar they don't make it.

Heh, you're on.

Huh?

Gracie, hurry!

Cut the red wire, or the green?

What about this?

Ah, no, no, no, no!

Prepare for free fall!

You pull, I'll push!

Hands would come in real handy right about now!

- Three! - We wanna get off, please!

- Two! - Oh, please!

One!

Wait a second, if they crash,

we don't get our reward money.

Then we gotta go help 'em.

It's no use!

Oh, no, no, no.

No, not now, not after all this!

We're all going home, and we're doing it together!

It's working!

Come on!

You two, over here!

- All together! - Come on!

Congratulations, you survived the Whiplash.

We did it!

- Yeah, that's what we do! - You bet we did it!

- That's right! - We know how to, yeah.

I didn't even know you had a beast mode.

Neither did I.

And I didn't know you had a genius mode.

Sometimes I even surprise myself.

And you two.

Turns out you have hearts after all.

My main man, heart of gold.

Aw, come on.

Ah, we're released, we're free!

Gavin, we're free, come on!

Ah, there they are!

Gracie! Pedro!

Come here, ah!

Oh, oh, we found you.

Are you okay? Where were you?

Are you two okay?

Oh, we were so worried about you!

Gracie, you're filthy.

Eh, Pedro, you look about the same.

Oh, I missed you two so much!

Make a wish.

- Yay! - Yay!

- Attaboy! - Whoo!

What did you wish for?

That this cake doesn't have any hot sauce?

This calls for a rousing game of fetch.

Let it rip.

Oops, my bad.

Oh, no, you can't take us now, coppers.

We're home free.

Oh, you two really are

a couple of dumb bunnies, aren't you?

Good afternoon, miss, young sir, mister senior sir?

I'm a detective with People's First Airlines.

We're their best people.

We, um, my colleague and I,

we just wanted to make sure

your loverly pets got home safe and sound.

You're with the airline?

You mean, we could've come right here from Las Vegas?

I told you, you should've come quietly with us.

Well, maybe we would have

if you didn't sound so... you know.

Hmm?

- You know, sinister? - Evil?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

No, I bet you don't.

Uh, so I respectfully ask, uh,

will you fine people please remove

that charming video from the internet?

Or we will be fired, if that's not already the case.

Well, hmm.

- Sure. - All right.

Oh, so appreciated. Thank you.

Well, my colleague and I must now bid you all a fine adieu.

And I am a ferret.

Oh, a ferret.

Ah, why didn't I think of that?

Come here!

Oh! Gracie, Pedro, over here.

Come on, come on.

All right, Gavin. Oh, catch this one.

Well, in the end, these two learned

to stop fighting long enough

to appreciate their similarities,

and respect their differences.

And that's why, despite being tortured by rats,

lost in the desert, almost eaten alive,

and nearly dying over, and over, and over, and over again,

Gracie and Pedro's adventure

was actually pretty awesome, after all.

No, no, no, not again!

As always, thank you

for flying People First Airlines.

More like People Worst Airlines!

Have a wonderful day.

♪ Waking up But the sun don't shine ♪

♪ Without you by my side ♪

♪ You got left behind So far away ♪

♪ The picture falls apart ♪

♪ With two Puzzle pieces lost ♪

♪ But I know the clouds Aren't here to stay ♪

♪ And now I can't be there ♪

♪ To tell you what I know ♪

♪ So I'm gonna sing it To the world ♪

♪ We're gonna bring you home ♪

♪ Though you're lost In the dark ♪

♪ I hear the beating Of your heart ♪

♪ Don't you be afraid ♪

♪ 'Cause we're gonna Get you home ♪

♪ So let's send out a call ♪

♪ Let it ring Around the world ♪

♪ 'Cause we don't quit On family ♪

♪ We're gonna get you home ♪

♪ We're gonna bring you home ♪

♪ Though you're lost In the dark ♪

♪ I hear the beating Of your heart ♪

♪ Don't you be afraid ♪

♪ 'Cause we're gonna Get you home ♪

♪ So let's send out a call ♪

♪ Let it ring Around the world ♪

♪ 'Cause we don't quit On family ♪

♪ We're gonna get you home ♪

♪ Duh, duh, dum, dum Cheese me ♪

♪ You know it'll please me ♪

♪ I know I could eat it ♪

♪ And no one can beat it ♪

♪ Oh, give me cheese Yeah, yeah ♪

Hey, Rasputin, you never told me

what you spent your share of the loot on.

Well... eeh!

- High five on the shinies! - High five on the shinies!

From the top, everybody!