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‫- PREVIOUSLY ON ‫ "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"... ‫- ISN'T IT FANTASTIC?

‫- FOUR AND A HALF STARS. ‫- All: WHAT?!

‫I THOUGHT THAT WHEN ‫THE BOOK WAS DONE...

‫- THINGS WOULD GO BACK ‫ TO THE WAY THEY WERE. ‫- YEAH.

‫THIS ISN'T THE END. ‫IT'S THE BEGINNING.

‫SCENE FOUR, TAKE FIVE. ‫MARKING.

‫AND ACTION!

‫- BEHIND YOU. ‫- ( shouts )

‫THE LAW SAYS THAT ‫I HAVE TO ACCOMMODATE YOU ‫TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY,

‫SO IF YOU WANT ‫TO STAY, GO WASH DISHES. ‫CAN'T DO MUCH DAMAGE THERE.

‫YEAH, I'D SAY SLEEPING ‫WITH MY BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND

‫IS NOT HANDLING THINGS RIGHT!

‫I JUST HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD ‫THE OBSESSION WITH MARRIAGE ‫AS AN END GAME.

‫- IT'S A PIECE OF PAPER. ‫- Judge: I ORDER MR. SORRENTO

‫- RETURNED TO ITALY. ‫- ( gavel bangs )

‫I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE HAD ‫SOME KIND OF FUTURE TOGETHER.

‫- I'M SO SORRY. ‫- WILL YOU TAKE THIS MAN TO BE ‫ YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?

‫I-- I WILL.

‫* THEY START TO PLAY

‫* IT SHAKES THE FLOOR

‫* IT STINGS YOUR EARS, ‫ BUT THIS IS WHAT WE TRADE ‫ OUR HEARING FOR *

‫* THE CROWD STANDS STILL

‫* AND NO ONE'S MOVING, ‫ THEY'D JUST RATHER STAND *

‫* AND WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE ‫ STARTS TO MOVE *

‫* SOMEONE STARTS TO MOVE

‫* SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, ‫ IT'S ALL WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT *

‫* BREAK IT UNTIL ‫ YOU KNOW KNOW KNOW *

‫* YOUR ONLY MISTAKE IS ‫ IF YOU STAND STILL... *

‫( vibrates )

‫* IT'S ONLY UP TO YOU

‫* IT'S ONLY UP TO YOU

‫* IT'S ONLY UP TO YOU.

‫- ( laughs ) ‫- ( phone chimes )

‫- HELLO. ‫- HELLO.

‫YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

‫THIS IS ME BRANCHING OUT

‫FROM GRILLING SLABS OF MEAT ‫AND CHILI OVER AN OPEN FLAME.

‫THIS IS CALLED ‫SHRIMP ETOUF.

‫ETOUFFEE.

‫MMMM!

‫- SO GOOD! ‫- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

‫- ( chuckles ) ‫- MMM.

‫HEY, DAD, ‫YOU KNOW YOUR RECORD

‫FOR MOST DOUBLES ‫IN A SINGLE SEASON?

‫I CERTAINLY DO. ‫71 DOUBLES, MY YOUNG FRIEND.

‫- WHY DO YOU ASK? ‫- ESTEBAN ALVARADO IS ‫ CREEPING UP ON IT.

‫- IS THAT THE CATCHER ‫ FROM THE INDIANS? ‫- REALLY?

‫- HOW MANY DOES HE HAVE? ‫- 68.

‫68.

‫BUT, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

‫THERE'S ONLY LIKE 14 GAMES ‫LEFT IN THE SEASON.

‫YEAH, IT'S--

‫- ( door opens ) ‫- HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS ‫ SEEN MY MOM?

‫I GOT A TEXT FROM HER ‫THAT SAID TO COME HOME.

‫UH, YEAH, ME TOO.

‫- WHAT'S GOING ON? ‫- ( car door closes )

‫- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? ‫- I THOUGHT THE JUDGE SAID ‫ HE HAD TO LEAVE

‫- IMMEDIATE-- ‫- WE GOT THE NECESSARY ‫ DOCUMENTATION

‫FOR ANGELO TO STAY ‫IN THE COUNTRY.

‫ANGELO CAN STAY.

‫- FOR HOW LONG? ‫- AS LONG AS YOU WANT.

‫- John: HOW DID ‫ YOU PULL THAT OFF? ‫- YOU GOT A GREEN CARD?

‫WE WENT BACK TO THE JUDGE ‫WHO GRANTED ANGELO

‫A STAY OF THE REMOVAL ORDER ‫WHEN WE TOLD HER THAT...

‫WE WANTED TO GET MARRIED.

‫- ( gasps ) ‫- YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?!

‫- WE ALREADY DID. ‫- WE HAD TO DO IT IMMEDIATELY.

‫THIS MARRIAGE IS ‫STRICTLY ON PAPER.

‫NOTHING IS ‫GOING TO CHANGE.

‫- CONGRATULATIONS? ‫- YEAH.

‫( laughs )

‫WERE YOU DRUNK?

‫AT LEAST THEN I COULD ‫UNDERSTAND THIS.

‫HE WAS GOING TO BE KICKED OUT ‫OF THE COUNTRY FOR GOOD.

‫BAY WAS HYSTERICAL. ‫I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

‫I AM SO SORRY I CAN'T SIGN THIS ‫AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU BEFORE,

‫BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD ‫TELL EVERYONE AT ONCE.

‫- SO WHAT HAPPENS NOW? ‫- HE FINDS AN APARTMENT.

‫WE HAVE OUR IMMIGRATION ‫INTERVIEW AND THAT'S IT.

‫- THAT'S IT? ‫- MM-HMM.

‫- NOW HE'S GOT YOU ‫ BREAKING THE LAW FOR HIM. ‫- MA!

‫WE ARE NOT ROBBING BANKS.

‫MY BOSS GOT HIS CITIZENSHIP ‫BY MARRYING A LESBIAN ‫IN NASHVILLE.

‫AND IF THOSE TWO CAN GET ‫THROUGH THEIR INTERVIEW, ‫WE'LL BE JUST FINE.

‫WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS ‫DO THEY ASK?

‫I WAS GOING ‫TO ASK HIM ABOUT THAT.

‫WELL, MAYBE I CAN FIND ‫SOME STUFF ABOUT IT ONLINE.

‫THANK YOU

‫- FOR HANDLING THIS SO WELL. ‫- ( sighs )

‫WELL, THEY'RE LYING ‫TO THE GOVERNMENT

‫AND IF WE GO ALONG ‫WITH IT, SO ARE WE.

‫YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST-- ‫LOOK,

‫IT'S A DONE DEAL, KATHRYN. ‫WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

‫YOU WANT TO REPORT THEM ‫TO IMMIGRATION?

‫AND WHAT ARE ‫WE TELLING THE KIDS? ‫THAT'S IT OKAY TO CHEAT?

‫- IT'S OKAY TO PRETEND ‫ YOU'RE MARRIED? ‫- ( chimes )

‫UH, NO, WE'RE NOT SAYING-- ‫LOOK, I THINK WHAT WE DO

‫IS WE SUCK IT UP FOR BAY, ‫BECAUSE BASICALLY

‫IT'S THE SAME DEAL ‫AS IF ANGELO HAD GOTTEN ‫HIS GREEN CARD.

‫- ( chimes ) ‫- WHAT IS THAT?

‫OH, IT'S JUST ‫AN ALERT I'VE GOT

‫- EVERY TIME ALVARADO ‫ COMES UP TO BAT. ‫- ( chimes )

‫- BUT IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. ‫- AND WHAT ABOUT REGINA?

‫FIRST SHE'S WITH ANGELO, ‫THEN SHE'S NOT WITH ANGELO,

‫THEN SHE'S WITH PATRICK, ‫NOW SHE'S MARRIED TO ANGELO.

‫I MEAN, YOU'RE OKAY ‫WITH ALL THAT?

‫- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? ‫- I DON'T KNOW.

‫- ( chimes ) ‫- ( sighs )

‫( school bell rings )

‫- WHAT DID YOU SAY TO REGINA? ‫- NOTHING.

‫SHE JUST IMPULSIVELY DECIDED ‫TO GET MARRIED ON HER OWN?

‫SHE SAYS IT WASN'T ‫THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

‫TELL THAT TO THE VEIN ‫IN MOM'S FOREHEAD.

‫DID YOU HEAR J AND K ‫FIGHTING LAST NIGHT?

‫OKAY LOOK, I'M HELPING ‫ANGELO FIND AN APARTMENT;

‫WE'LL DO OUR FATHER-DAUGHTER ‫BONDING OVER THERE. ‫HE WON'T BE AROUND.

‫MOM'S FOREHEAD'S GOING ‫TO GO BACK TO NORMAL.

‫I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

‫HEY, KENNISH, ‫GET IN ON THIS.

‫- WHAT'S THAT? ‫- LOOK WHO MADE IT ‫ ON THE SLUTSCORE.

‫CHECK OUT THOSE COMMENTS. ‫HA, THEY'RE BRUTAL.

‫- PAYBACK REALLY IS A BITCH. ‫- REAL CLASSY, GUYS.

‫Boy: ‫ COME ON, KENNISH, ‫ IT'S A JOKE.

‫YOU KNOW, MAN, SIMONE JUST ‫GIVES IT AWAY AND SHE'S ‫STILL GOT YOU WHIPPED.

‫- THAT'S SAD. ‫- DOUCHE.

‫( guys mutter, laugh )

‫( car arrives )

‫HEY.

‫SO I REALIZED ‫I NEVER SAID THANK YOU.

‫OH, YOU DON'T HAVE ‫TO THANK ME.

‫I WASN'T SURE WHAT ‫YOU GET YOUR BIO-MOM

‫FOR MARRYING YOUR BIO-DAD ‫SO THAT HE DOESN'T GET DEPORTED

‫AND IT WASN'T EXACTLY LIKE ‫YOU GUYS HAD A REGISTRY,

‫BUT CONGRATULATIONS.

‫( gasps ) ‫IT'S GORGEOUS.

‫IT'S OBSIDIAN. ‫I FOUND IT IN THE GALAPAGOS,

‫BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT ‫BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO REMOVE ‫ANYTHING FROM THE ISLAND.

‫WHICH MAKES IT ‫THE PERFECT GIFT ‫FOR A SHAM MARRIAGE.

‫( laughter )

‫- BUT SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU. ‫- YOU'RE WELCOME.

‫I'M GOING APARTMENT HUNTING ‫WITH HIM THIS AFTERNOON.

‫- GOOD! ‫- YEAH, I LOOKED UP ‫ A FEW LISTINGS,

‫YOU KNOW THAT ‫GLASS BUILDING ON PARK, ‫IT'S LIKE A MILE AWAY?

‫ROOFTOP DECK, ‫KILLER VIEW.

‫IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE ‫PRICEY FOR ANGELO--

‫I MEAN, BEING IN DETENTION ‫AND ALL THE LEGAL BILLS.

‫GOOD POINT. ‫I SHOULD HAVE ‫THOUGHT OF THAT.

‫I'LL LOOK FOR SOME MORE.

‫AND I'D BETTER GO SO YOU CAN ‫TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND ‫ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND.

‫- HEY. ‫- HEY.

‫GOT YOUR MESSAGE. ‫WHAT'S UP?

‫- ( siren blaring ) ‫ - ( kids playing )

‫IT ISN'T SO BAD.

‫I'M NOT SURE I NEED ‫THIS MUCH SPACE.

‫MAYBE SOMETHING ‫A LITTLE BIT MORE COZY.

‫WHAT IS ‫YOUR BUDGET EXACTLY?

‫HONEY, IT WILL BE BETTER ‫ONCE I START WORKING.

‫OH, I COULD HELP WITH THAT. ‫I COULD, UM...

‫WHAT IS IT ‫THAT YOU DO AGAIN?

‫IT'S LIKE ‫MUSIC STUFF, RIGHT?

‫I DID, ‫BUT I WAS THINKING OF

‫GETTING BACK INTO CARPENTRY.

‫ALWAYS BEEN GOOD ‫AT FIXING THINGS.

‫THAT'S COOL.

‫( helicopter passing )

‫HOW DID YOU EXPECT ME ‫TO REACT?

‫YOU SAID IT YOURSELF-- ‫MARRIAGE IS JUST ‫A PIECE OF PAPER.

‫YEAH, BUT BETWEEN ‫YOU AND ANOTHER MAN ‫WHO YOU HAVE A KID WITH?

‫YOU DIDN'T THINK ‫THAT WOULD AFFECT US?

‫IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. ‫IT'S JUST FOR LEGAL REASONS.

‫CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED, ‫BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL

‫ABOUT DATING A WOMAN ‫WHO'S TECHNICALLY STILL ‫ON HER HONEYMOON.

‫PATRICK, COME O--

‫PAT--

‫OH GROSS.

‫- DO WE HAVE A LOST AND FOUND? ‫- YOU KNOW, IN SOME CULTURES,

‫FINDING A RETAINER IS GOOD LUCK. ‫FIVE BUCKS IF YOU TRY IT ON.

‫10 IF IT FITS.

‫( gasps ) ‫OHH!

‫OH AHH.

‫- YOU CUT YOURSELF. ‫- YEAH, THAT WAS A WICKED ‫ SHARP KNIFE.

‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫ALL RIGHT, C'MERE, C'MERE.

‫IF YOU TAKE A BAND-AID ‫FROM THE FIRST AID KIT,

‫THE ENTIRE KITCHEN'S GOING ‫TO KNOW YOU MESSED UP.

‫NEVER LET THEM ‫SEE YOU BLEED.

‫- PERFECTO. ‫- THANK YOU.

‫YOU'RE WELCOME. ‫OH, YOU SHOULD ALSO KEEP ‫A STASH IN YOUR KIT.

‫YEAH, IF I EVER ‫GET OFF DISHWASHER DUTY ‫AND I NEED A KIT.

‫I'M DYING TO GET BACK ‫TO REAL FOOD,

‫NOT JUST THE MASHED-UP ‫REMNANTS OF IT.

‫LOOK, DAPHNE, ‫YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE ‫WASHING DISHES FOREVER.

‫- OKAY? ‫- HEY, CAN I ‫ ASK YOU SOMETHING?

‫- MM-HMM. ‫- I HAVE THIS IDEA ‫ FOR THE NEW MENU

‫THAT I THOUGHT ‫I COULD PITCH TO CHEF--

‫OH, EAGERNESS IS GOOD,

‫BUT AROUND HERE ‫YOU DON'T GET PROMOTED ‫FOR THE JOB YOU WANT.

‫YOU GET PROMOTED ‫FOR THE JOB YOU DO.

‫THEN I GUESS I'D BETTER BE ‫THE BEST DAMN DISHWASHER ‫IN THE WORLD.

‫- YEAH. ‫- ( laughs )

‫OH MY GOD.

‫WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ‫OUR STORIES STRAIGHT.

‫RELAX, GINA, WE DON'T HAVE ‫TO MAKE UP A STORY,

‫BECAUSE WE LIVED IT. ‫WE JUST TELL THE TRUTH.

‫WHAT IF THEY ASK ‫HOW YOU PROPOSED?

‫- ( door opens ) ‫- Man: REGINA VASQUEZ?

‫- YEAH. ‫- COME WITH ME, PLEASE.

‫- WE'LL BE INTERVIEWING ‫ YOU FIRST. ‫- OKAY.

‫EUREKA FALLS.

‫HEY, I JUST WANTED ‫TO THANK YOU

‫FOR DEFENDING ME AGAINST ‫THAT STUPID WEBSITE.

‫THOSE GUYS ARE DOUCHES. ‫NO BIG DEAL.

‫IT'S A BIG DEAL TO ME.

‫- TOBY-- ‫- JUST DON'T.

‫LOOK, I JUST-- ‫IT SEEMED LIKE ‫WE WERE BROKEN UP.

‫I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT ‫YOU WOULD CARE AT THAT POINT.

‫AND FOR ALL I KNEW, ‫EMMETT AND BAY WERE ‫BROKEN UP.

‫- STOP TALKING. ‫- CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL ME ‫ HOW YOUR MUSIC'S GOING?

‫- HAVE YOU BEEN WRITING? ‫- WE'RE NOT DOING THIS.

‫( bell rings )

‫SO, MRS. VASQUEZ--

‫- IT IS VASQUEZ? ‫- MM-HMM.

‫- SO YOU'RE NOT TAKING ‫ YOUR HUSBAND'S LAST NAME? ‫- NO, I'M NOT.

‫- AND WHY IS THAT? ‫- HAVE YOU MET MY WIFE?

‫- WHICH SIDE OF THE BED ‫ DOES REGINA SLEEP ON? ‫- THE LEFT.

‫- WHICH SIDE OF THE BED ‫ DOES ANGELO SLEEP ON? ‫- THE MIDDLE!

‫BUT HE'LL TELL YOU ‫THE RIGHT SIDE.

‫AND IF HE SAYS THAT ‫I SNORE, HE'S LYING.

‫LET'S MOVE ON TO MORE ‫ PERSONAL ITEMS.

‫WHAT BRAND OF SHAMPOO ‫DOES ANGELO USE?

‫YOU DON'T EXPECT ‫A NEWLYWED TO KNOW THAT.

‫I THINK ‫A HAIRSTYLIST WOULD.

‫- WELL-- ‫- TELL ME, HOW DID YOU PROPOSE?

‫I FIRST PROPOSED ‫ON OUR FIFTH DATE.

‫WE HIKED TO EUREKA FALLS.

‫- MM-HMM. ‫- AND WE WERE ‫ THE ONLY ONES THERE.

‫BECAUSE WE FORGOT ‫TO CHECK THE WEATHER FORECAST ‫AND IT STARTED TO POUR.

‫BUT THEN FOR A FEW MINUTES ‫THE RAIN STOPPED

‫AND THE SUN BROKE THROUGH ‫THE CLOUDS.

‫AND THAT'S WHEN ‫HE PROMISED ME THAT

‫ONE DAY HE WOULD MARRY ME.

‫I NEVER THOUGHT ‫IT WOULD TAKE 17 YEARS.

‫I'M JUST GLAD ‫I FINALLY HAVE THE CHANCE

‫TO GET TO KNOW ‫MY TWO DAUGHTERS.

‫( printer whirrs )

‫SO THIS MIGHT BE ‫A LITTLE BIT WEIRD,

‫AND I WILL TOTALLY ‫UNDERSTAND IF YOU SAY NO,

‫BUT WE'RE TRYING TO GET ‫"DAWN OF THE DEAF"

‫INTO THIS HORROR CONVENTION

‫AND WE HAVE TO CUT ‫TOGETHER A TRAILER.

‫I WANT TO KNOW ‫IF EMMETT CAN COME OVER ‫AND WORK ON THE COMPUTER.

‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫IT'S A BAD IDEA. ‫I'M SORRY.

‫NO-- I MEAN, IT'S OKAY.

‫HE CAN COME OVER.

‫THANK YOU.

‫BESIDES, I'M NOT ‫GONNA BE HOME,

‫SO THAT'LL JUST MAKE IT ‫EASIER FOR EVERYBODY.

‫HOW ARE YOU DOING ‫WITH THE WHOLE

‫MOM-GETTING-MARRIED THING?

‫WELL, AT LEAST ‫WE DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR

‫SOME AWFUL ‫BRIDESMAIDS DRESSES.

‫TRUE. ‫HEY, AND I FINALLY GET ‫TO BE LEGITIMATE!

‫BONUS.

‫SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU

‫FOR BEING OKAY ‫WITH IT.

‫YOU'RE WELCOME.

‫FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN, ‫YOU'RE A COUPLE WITH ‫A DEEP SHARED HISTORY.

‫SO CONGRATULATIONS ‫ON FINALLY TYING THE KNOT.

‫HOWEVER I'M CONFUSED ‫BY YOUR LIVING ARRANGEMENTS.

‫YOU LISTED A MISSION HILLS ‫ADDRESS AS YOUR RESIDENCE.

‫- THAT'S CORRECT. ‫- YET ACCORDING TO ‫ MR. SORRENTO'S CREDIT RECORD,

‫JUST YESTERDAY HE APPLIED ‫FOR A ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT

‫ON WARNALL ROAD.

‫YES, AND IT'S ‫FOR MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.

‫YOU-- YOU KNOW ‫HOW THAT IS, RIGHT?

‫I SEE.

‫UNFORTUNATELY ‫THESE KINDS OF RED FLAGS, ‫THE ADDRESS DISCREPANCY

‫AND THE TIMING OF THE MARRIAGE, ‫REQUIRE ME TO REFER YOUR CASE

‫TO OUR FRAUD INVESTIGATION ‫DEPARTMENT.

‫AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

‫IT'S FAIRLY ROUTINE. ‫SURPRISE INSPECTIONS,

‫CERTAIN VERIFICATIONS.

‫WHAT DO YOU NEED TO VERIFY? ‫WE HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER.

‫THAT YOU ACTUALLY LIVE ‫TOGETHER AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.

‫- THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM ‫ FOR YOU, WILL IT? ‫- NO.

‫NOT AT ALL.

‫( phone vibrates )

‫SERIOUSLY?

‫NOW WHAT?

‫( sighs )

‫SO THEY CAN JUST SHOW UP ‫ANY TIME THEY WANT?

‫AND RUN PERIODIC ‫CREDIT CHECKS

‫TO MAKE SURE NEITHER OF US ‫TRIES TO RENT ANOTHER APARTMENT.

‫I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GOING ‫TO BE THE ONE INTERVIEW.

‫SO DID I. ‫BUT THIS IS GETTING ‫WAY OUT OF CONTROL.

‫THEN GET ‫THE MARRIAGE ANNULLED.

‫WE WOULD BE ADMITTING FRAUD, ‫AND I DON'T HAVE $250,000 ‫LYING AROUND.

‫( sighs ) ‫I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

‫( mutters in Spanish )

‫TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

‫WE'VE SURVIVED A LOT WORSE ‫THAN THIS.

‫WE'RE GOING TO WORK THIS OUT. ‫I PROMISE.

‫BUT WE STILL HAVE ‫TO TELL THE KENNISHES.

‫WHAT DO YOU THINK ‫ABOUT THAT ONE?

‫- THAT'S TOO NICE. ‫- WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO NICE?

‫SWEETIE, YOU'RE GONNA BE ‫SIGNING HUNDREDS OF BOOKS.

‫IF YOU MAKE ‫EVERY LETTER PERFECT, ‫YOUR HAND'S GONNA FALL OFF.

‫TRUST ME. ‫TRY DOING IT ON A BASEBALL.

‫DAD, THE GUY ‫FROM SPORTSCENTER IS ‫CALLING FOR YOU AGAIN.

‫- I'M STILL OUT OF TOWN. ‫- SORRY YEAH, HE'S STILL ‫ OUTTA TOWN.

‫- WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT? ‫- THEY WANT ME TO COME ON ‫ SOME SHOW

‫- WHEN ALVARADO BREAKS ‫ MY RECORD AND-- YOU KNOW. ‫- THEN DON'T DO IT.

‫IF I DON'T GO, I'M JUST ‫SOME OLD BITTER GUY.

‫WELL, HE HASN'T BROKEN ‫IT YET, RIGHT?

‫- YEAH RIGHT. ‫- ( knocks )

‫HEY.

‫GOT A SEC?

‫( woman vocalizing )

‫YOU'VE BEEN DISAPPEARING ‫A LOT LATELY.

‫IS THAT A QUESTION?

‫- WERE YOU WITH EMMETT? ‫- NO.

‫I WASN'T.

‫GOOD.

‫SO, UH, DID YOU SEE ‫THAT THING ABOUT SIMONE?

‫- THE WEBSITE? ‫- YEAH.

‫WAS IT YOU?

‫I WOULDN'T DO THAT-- ‫AS MUCH AS I WANT TO.

‫SO, UH,

‫YOU GONNA TELL ME ‫WHERE YOU'VE BEEN?

‫WHAT IS GOING ON IN THERE?

‫THE BOTTOM LINE IS ‫THEY'RE GOING TO BE ‫MAKING SURE

‫THAT WE ARE LIVING TOGETHER ‫AND IF WE ARE NOT,

‫- WE COULD BOTH GO TO JAIL. ‫- UH, WHAT?!

‫- THE INTERVIEW DIDN'T GO WELL. ‫- John: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

‫- YOU KNEW THIS COULD HAPPEN, ‫ YET YOU DID IT ANYWAY. ‫- DAD, SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

‫SHE DID KNOW THAT. ‫IF THIS WEREN'T ILLEGAL, ‫EVERYBODY WOULD DO IT.

‫- DIDN'T YOU SEE ‫ THAT MOVIE "GREEN CARD"? ‫- THERE IS NO POINT IN ARGUING

‫ABOUT THIS NOW. ‫WE'LL JUST MOVE OUT.

‫- WHAT?! ALL OF YOU? ‫- I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT ‫ OF YOU GUYS MOVING IN

‫WAS SO THAT WE COULD ALL GET ‫TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

‫WE STILL CAN, WE'LL JUST ‫FIND SOMETHING CLOSE BY ‫THAT WE CAN AFFORD.

‫- WAIT, WHAT'S GOING ON? ‫- APPARENTLY YOU GUYS ARE ‫ MOVING OUT.

‫- WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO MOVE! ‫- John: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON ‫ A SECOND.

‫YOU AND ANGELO CAN ‫FIND AN APARTMENT;

‫DAPHNE AND ADRIANNA, ‫THEY STAY HERE.

‫- YEAH. ‫- I AM NOT LEAVING DAPHNE!

‫( gasps ) ‫AND I DON'T WANT ‫TO LEAVE BAY EITHER,

‫BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TURN ‫ THIS HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN AGAIN.

‫FINE! ‫THEN ANGELO WILL MOVE ‫INTO THE GUEST HOUSE.

‫- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ‫- NOW ANGELO IS GONNA MOVE ‫ INTO THE GUEST HOUSE.

‫ARE THERE ANY MORE AUNTS ‫AND UNCLES YOU WANT ‫TO MOVE IN TOO?

‫- I CANNOT DO THAT TO DAPHNE. ‫- OH, NOW YOU'RE THINKING ‫ ABOUT DAPHNE?

‫ALL RIGHT, ‫DAPHNE MOVES IN HERE. ‫WE HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM.

‫- SO NOW YOU ARE ‫ GOING TO MOVE IN HERE. ‫- NO, DAPHNE STAYS WITH ME.

‫- NEVER MIND, THAT'S NOT ‫ WHAT'S HAPPENING. ‫- JUST STOP, OKAY?

‫I CAN'T FOLLOW WHEN ‫YOU'RE ALL TALKING AT ONCE!

‫- WHICH I THINK ‫ YOU WOULD KNOW BY NOW. ‫- ( all apologizing )

‫NO, JUST STOP! ‫WE'RE DOING IT.

‫ANGELO CAN MOVE INTO ‫THE GUEST HOUSE AND EVERYONE ‫CAN STOP FIGHTING, OKAY?

‫IT'S DONE!

‫( sighs )

‫SO I GUESS THAT ANGELO'S ‫MOVING IN, NOW YOU'RE ‫GONNA BE MOVING OUT.

‫NO.

‫YOU KNOW NONE OF THIS ‫WOULD EVEN BE HAPPENING

‫IF YOU HADN'T CALLED ‫THE AUTHORITIES ON MY FATHER

‫BEHIND EVERYONE'S BACK, ‫INCLUDING MINE.

‫BAY,

‫- I'M SORRY-- ‫- IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE.

‫NO NO NO, I WASN'T GOING ‫TO APOLOGIZE FOR DOING IT.

‫I WAS GOING TO SAY ‫THAT I'M SORRY YOU HAVE ‫SUCH A JERK FOR A DAD.

‫AND THAT ONE DAY ‫YOU'LL REALIZE

‫THAT I DID THE RIGHT THING.

‫I DON'T GET IT.

‫REGINA CHANGED. ‫SHE TURNED HER WHOLE ‫LIFE AROUND.

‫YOU WERE THERE FOR IT.

‫WHY IS IT SO HARD ‫TO BELIEVE THAT HE CAN TOO?

‫BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ‫NEVER CHANGE.

‫( surprised ) ‫YOU'RE BACK.

‫YEAH, I JUST WANTED TO SEE ‫IF THERE WERE ANY OPEN ‫SHIFTS I COULD TAKE.

‫SURE! ‫TAKE AS MANY AS YOU WANT.

‫TRYING TO MAKE ‫SOME EXTRA CASH?

‫YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

‫( sighs )

‫John: ‫ NO, I'M JUST SAYING IT WOULD ‫ HAVE BEEN NICE IF YOU HAD

‫CHECKED WITH ME BEFORE ‫YOU INVITED HIM TO MOVE ‫INTO OUR HOUSE WITH US.

‫YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ‫REGINA ABOUT MARRYING HIM ‫IN THE FIRST PLACE.

‫THAT WASN'T MY IDEA! ‫I WAS REPEATING EXACTLY WHAT ‫THE LAWYER TOLD ME, OKAY?

‫AND BY THE WAY, ‫WHATEVER HAPPENED TO

‫"JOHN, IT'S WRONG TO HELP ‫PERPETUATE A LIE"?

‫BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫WE ARE GOING TO BE ‫THE ONES LYING

‫EVERY SINGLE TIME ‫AN IMMIGRATION AGENT ‫SHOWS UP AT OUR HOUSE.

‫- WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? ‫ IT WAS EITHER THAT... ‫- ( cellphone chimes )

‫...OR DAPHNE MOVES OUT, ‫WHICH I AM NOT ABOUT ‫TO LET HAPPEN.

‫- OH, THAT'S GREAT. ‫- WHAT?

‫ALVARADO'S UP TO 70.

‫WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN ‫THAT DAMN ALERT OFF?

‫I THOUGHT I HAD. GOODBYE. ‫I'M GOING TO WORK.

‫( screaming on computer )

‫- ( beeps ) ‫- ( zombies moan )

‫HEY, I KNOW THINGS HAVE ‫BEEN CRAZY AROUND HERE

‫AND I WAS THINKING ‫WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING--

‫JUST THE THREE OF US.

‫WE SHOULD GO BOWLING.

‫OBVIOUSLY I CAN'T BOWL,

‫BUT I COULD STILL PUT AWAY ‫SOME CHEESY FRIES.

‫- I HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT. ‫- YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ‫ A LOT LATELY.

‫- BYE, GRANDMA. ‫- GOODBYE, CORAZON.

‫- YOU CAN'T BLAME HER. ‫- I KNOW.

‫THIS IS A DISASTER.

‫MY DAUGHTER DOESN'T ‫WANT TO BE HOME.

‫I JUST WANTED TO DO ‫WHAT WAS BEST ‫FOR EVERYONE.

‫ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

‫WHAT IS THAT ‫SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

‫- I MARRIED HIM SO MY DAUGHTER ‫ COULD GET TO KNOW HER FATHER. ‫- YEAH, MAYBE.

‫BUT ISN'T THIS WHAT ‫YOU'VE WANTED ALL ALONG?

‫- HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? ‫- REGINA,

‫HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SAID ‫THAT YOU'RE DONE WITH HIM?

‫HE'S AN ADDICTION AND NOW ‫YOU'LL BE LIVING WITH HIM.

‫( door opens )

‫GET OFF ME!

‫DON'T TOUCH ME!

‫WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

‫HEY, TOBY! ‫OH MY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY?

‫DID HE HIT YOU?

‫( motorcycle starts )

‫CAN YOU PUT THOSE OVER THERE? ‫I'M RUNNING OUT OF ROOM.

‫HELLO? ‫HELLO!

‫OH.

‫( crying )

‫I'LL PAY FOR IT.

‫THEY'RE 49¢ PLATES.

‫ARE YOU OKAY?

‫I'M FINE. ‫I'M REALLY SORRY, CHEF.

‫OKAY, YOU ARE NOT FINE ‫AND YOU CAN CALL ME JEFF.

‫WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A BREAKDOWN ‫IN MY STORAGE ROOM,

‫YOU'RE ALLOWED ‫TO CALL ME JEFF.

‫NOW DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME ‫WHAT'S GOING ON?

‫IT'S A REALLY LONG STORY.

‫DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME?

‫NO, THAT'S THE LAST PLACE ‫I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.

‫I SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK.

‫OKAY.

‫BUT YOU CAN ‫SLOW DOWN A LITTLE BIT. ‫IT'S NOT AN OLYMPIC SPORT.

‫AND IF IT'S CRAZY AT HOME,

‫MAYBE THAT'S WHERE YOU SHOULD ‫BE BREAKING SOME PLATES.

‫UH, DON'T WORRY. ‫I WILL USE MY HEADPHONES ‫WHEN I PLAY.

‫BUT IF TOBY WANTS TO JAM, ‫I'M SORRY, ALL BETS ARE OFF.

‫I'M GLAD THIS IS ‫A JOKE TO YOU.

‫I'M SORRY. ‫I DON'T THINK ‫THIS IS A JOKE.

‫REALLY.

‫I TRIED TO FIX ONE PROBLEM ‫AND I CREATED 100 OTHERS.

‫THINGS WILL CALM DOWN.

‫WE HAVE TO GIVE IT TIME.

‫COME HERE.

‫I HAVE TO GO.

‫THANK YOU.

‫OH, IT'S NOTHING.

‫THERE'S A PLAYER, ‫HE'S ABOUT TO TIE

‫MY RECORD FOR DOUBLES.

‫"MAYBE HE'LL GET ‫A BROKEN LEG"?

‫- THAT WOULD BE NICE, BUT I-- ‫- ( chimes )

‫AH!

‫"MAYBE NOT." ‫YEAH.

‫I CAN'T WATCH.

‫I TIED ‫SOMEBODY ELSE'S RECORD? ‫YES, I DID.

‫DO YOU REMEMBER ‫THAT GUY'S NAME?

‫NO, NOR DOES ANYONE ELSE.

‫LATER.

‫WHAT THE HELL ‫ARE YOU DOING?

‫THIS YOU?

‫KILLER.

‫IT WAS-- ‫UNTIL YOU RUINED IT.

‫PUT THE PIN BACK ‫IN THE GRENADE, ANGRY GIRL.

‫- I'M JUST ANSWERING YOUR PIECE. ‫- YOU DIDN'T ANSWER IT!

‫YOU FINISHED IT.

‫YEAH WELL, HEY, ‫THAT'S HOW IT WORKS ‫ON THE STREETS--

‫SOMEONE DOES A PIECE OF ART ‫AND SOMEONE ELSE FINISHES IT.

‫I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. ‫I'M A STREET ARTIST TOO-- ‫OBVIOUSLY.

‫YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT. ‫THE POINT IS I WANTED TO BE ‫THE ONE TO FINISH IT.

‫AND I KEPT GETTING INTERRUPTED ‫BY ALL THESE PEOPLE

‫DOING THINGS THAT I DIDN'T ‫EVEN ASK THEM TO DO!

‫ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫HERE, STOP TALKING. ‫YOU FINISH IT.

‫YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL.

‫YOU'RE MEDUSA. ‫YOU DID THAT ALLEY OVER ON 30th,

‫THE ONE WITH THE SEA CREATURES ‫COMING OUT OF THE SEWER

‫AND THAT OTHER ONE OVER ‫ON BALES WITH THE SNAKES

‫WHO WERE FLEEING ‫THE BURNT-OUT PET STORE.

‫WHAT WAS THE IDEA ‫BEHIND THAT ONE?

‫LIKE THE SNAKES SET THE PLACE ‫ON FIRE BEFORE HAULING ASS ‫TO FREEDOM?

‫I DON'T KNOW, DUDE. ‫YEAH SURE, WHATEVER.

‫- YOU'RE VERY PERCEPTIVE. ‫- WELL, I REALLY LIKE ‫ YOUR STUFF.

‫THANKS. ‫BUT SERIOUSLY,

‫IF YOU REALLY HATE ‫THE WAY IT LOOKS,

‫GO AHEAD AND FINISH HER ‫THE WAY YOU WANT.

‫- I DON'T NEED TO FINISH IT. ‫- YOU'RE SURE?

‫I'M SURE.

‫Man: ‫ GOOD EVENING, ‫ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

‫THIS IS THE REGULAR MEETING ‫ OF THE LEAWOOD SOBRIETY GROUP

‫OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS.

‫MY NAME IS STEVE. ‫ I'M AN ALCOHOLIC ‫ AND YOUR SECRETARY.

‫- HI. ‫- HI.

‫GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY ‫ TO ACCEPT THE THINGS ‫ I CANNOT CHANGE,

‫THE COURAGE TO CHANGE ‫ THE THINGS I CAN...

‫( car approaches )

‫( car door creaks, slams )

‫CAN I TALK TO YOU?

‫YEAH, OF COURSE.

‫I'VE TRIED REALLY HARD TO BE ‫OKAY WITH ANGELO MOVING IN,

‫BUT I'M NOT.

‫I THOUGHT YOU GUYS ‫WERE GETTING ALONG.

‫WE ARE. IT'S JUST ‫TOO MUCH TOO SOON.

‫I KNOW.

‫I--

‫I WANTED HIM BACK,

‫BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

‫IT'S LIKE ‫IF HE AND I DON'T HAVE

‫THE GREATEST FATHER-DAUGHTER ‫RELATIONSHIP IN THE WORLD,

‫THEN ALL OF THIS ‫IS FOR NOTHING.

‫I GET HOW IMPORTANT ‫THIS IS TO YOU.

‫I JUST DON'T WANT ‫TO HAVE TO WAKE UP AND MAKE ‫SMALL TALK OVER BREAKFAST

‫OR COME HOME AND HAVE HIM ‫ASK ME HOW MY DAY WAS.

‫I WISH THAT THERE WAS ‫A BETTER WAY.

‫IT'S CLEAR THAT THIS ‫IS NOT GOING TO WORK ‫AND I NEED

‫TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY ‫FOR THAT.

‫I'M JUST GOING TO TELL ‫THE JUDGE THAT I PANICKED

‫- AND MADE A MISTAKE. ‫- I'M NOT SURE THE ‫ "OOPS, SORRY" DEFENSE

‫- STANDS UP TO FRAUD CHARGES. ‫- THE JUDGE WAS REASONABLE.

‫I'LL JUST TELL HER THAT ‫THE PRESSURE WAS TOO MUCH ‫AND I MADE A RASH DECISION.

‫YEAH, BUT BEFORE ‫YOU DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT, ‫YOU'D BETTER CONTACT A LAWYER,

‫- BECAUSE I-- ‫- YOU DON'T HAVE ‫ TO DO THAT.

‫WHAT IF ANGELO DOESN'T MOVE ‫INTO THE GUEST HOUSE

‫BUT HE MOVES IN HERE?

‫WITH US?

‫Daphne: ‫ AND THAT WAY NOBODY ‫ HAS TO GO TO PRISON,

‫BAY CAN GET TO KNOW ‫HER DAD

‫AND I CAN HAVE ‫SOME DISTANCE.

‫EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.

‫OR AS HAPPY ‫AS WE COULD BE...

‫( moaning, screaming )

‫Everyone has been ‫looking for you.

‫Are you okay? ‫ Let me take a look at that.

‫HE'S ALL MOVED IN.

‫Bay: ‫ Oh God. Oh no.

‫( moaning, screaming )

‫I'M SORRY I DIDN'T ‫COME TO YOU SOONER.

‫NO, I SHOULD HAVE ‫SAID SOMETHING.

‫BUT YOU COULDN'T.

‫IS IT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T ‫BEEN ABLE TO SIGN?

‫I FEEL AWFUL ABOUT THAT.

‫AND I'M GOING TO START TRYING ‫WITH THIS HAND AGAIN.

‫MOM, NO. ‫YOU'RE SUPPOSED ‫TO LET THEM REST.

‫I CAN READ YOUR LIPS.

‫BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME.

‫NO, IT'S NOT.

‫BUT WE'LL MANAGE.

‫MOM,

‫I'M OKAY, REALLY, ‫WITH ALL OF IT.

‫THERE YOU GO AGAIN.

‫THIS TIME I MEAN IT.

‫I SWEAR.

‫AND BESIDES IT'S NOT ‫JUST ABOUT ME ANYMORE-- ‫THERE'S BAY.

‫AND I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE ‫TO WANT TO GET TO KNOW ‫YOUR REAL DAD.

‫HOW CAN I STAND IN THE WAY ‫OF BAY GETTING TO KNOW HERS?

‫COME HERE.

‫WOULD YOU POUR ME ‫ONE OF THOSE?

‫- THIS IS FOR YOU. ‫- AHH.

‫I'M SORRY ABOUT ‫YOUR RECORD, HONEY.

‫NOT MINE ANYMORE.

‫HERE'S TO ESTEBAN ALVARADO.

‫AWW, HONEY.

‫OH.

‫I JUST LIKED BEING THAT GUY.

‫I KNOW.

‫I DON'T LIKE SHARING.

‫YOU'LL ALWAYS BE BAY ‫AND DAPHNE'S FATHER,

‫AND TO ME YOU'LL ‫ALWAYS BE THAT GUY.

‫I BETTER CALL THE GUY ‫FROM SPORTSCENTER,

‫TELL HIM I'LL DO ‫HIS DAMN SHOW,

‫PRETEND TO BE ‫HAPPY ABOUT IT.

‫I'M GETTING A LOT ‫OF PRACTICE AT THAT ‫THESE DAYS.

‫SO WHAT HAPPENED ‫WITH EMMETT?

‫WHAT WAS HE DOING HERE?

‫HE WAS EDITING ‫THAT ZOMBIE MOVIE ‫FOR SOME FILM FESTIVAL.

‫DAPHNE ASKED IF IT WAS ‫ALL RIGHT FOR HIM ‫TO COME OVER.

‫SHE DIDN'T ASK ME.

‫I GUESS SHE JUST FIGURED ‫YOU'D BE OKAY WITH IT.

‫WELL, I'M NOT.

‫I'M SORRY. ‫YOU DO ACT LIKE ‫YOU'RE OKAY, THOUGH,

‫WITH EVERYTHING.

‫WELL, I DON'T RUN AROUND ‫CRYING AND YELLING,

‫BUT I'M NOT THRILLED ‫THAT MY GIRLFRIEND HAD SEX ‫WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.

‫OH, THAT SOUNDS ‫REALLY GROSS

‫- WHEN YOU JUST ‫ LAY IT OUT LIKE THAT. ‫- YEAH, IT'S NOT PLEASANT.

‫I JUST--

‫DON'T LIKE BEING ‫NEAR THE CENTER ‫OF ALL THIS DRAMA.

‫I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

‫COME ON. YOU LOVE BEING ‫THE CENTER OF THE DRAMA.

‫NO, I JUST HAVE A LOT MORE ‫PRACTICE THAN YOU DO.

‫TRUE THAT.

‫SO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ‫ANGELO MOVING IN?

‫I MEAN, YOU LIVE HERE TOO.

‫I DON'T KNOW. ‫I GUESS IT'S JUST GONNA GET ‫A LITTLE BIT MORE CROWDED.

‫YOU WANNA GET OUT OF HERE?

‫WHERE?

‫( pop music playing )

‫YOU DID THIS?

‫SOME OF IT. ‫THE GIRL'S MINE.

‫MM, I CAN TELL.

‫WHAT ABOUT THE REST?

‫SOMEBODY ELSE DID THAT.

‫WHO IS HE?

‫* 'CAUSE THERE'S ‫ NO REASON... *

‫- NOBODY. ‫- * I'M TURNING MYSELF INTO...

‫IT'S A STEP UP FROM SETTING ‫MY DOLLS ON FIRE WITH MOM'S ‫KITCHEN TORCH, RIGHT?

‫- PFFT, YEAH, ‫ THAT WASN'T CREEPY AT ALL. ‫- I WAS EXPERIMENTING.

‫- I WAS SLEEPING ‫ WITH MY DOOR LOCKED. ‫- IT WAS NOT THAT DANGEROUS!

‫( laughing ) ‫COME ON, YOU ALMOST BURNED ‫YOUR PLAYHOUSE DOWN.

‫FIRE TRUCKS CAME.

‫( laughs )

‫* HEY HEY-YYY

‫- * MY OWN WORK OF ART... ‫- THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME.

‫* HERE WHERE I STAND, ‫ HEY HEY *

‫* HEY-YY...

‫HEY, COME ‫ CHECK THIS OUT!

‫* GIVE IN

‫* IT'S SO HARD ‫ TO START *

‫* LIVE IN MY SKIN

‫- * THE BRUISES, ‫ ARE USELESS... * ‫- YOU MUST BE ANGRY GIRL.

‫DON'T MAKE ME REGRET ‫BRINGING YOU.

‫* I'LL TRY ALL I CAN

‫* TO FIND A SOFT PLACE ‫ TO LAND *

‫* CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN

‫* CALM DOWN

‫* I'M HOLDING A HEART

‫* HERE IN MY HAND

‫* HEY HEY

‫* HEY-YYY

‫* MY OWN WORK OF ART

‫* HERE WHERE I STAND

‫* HEY HEY.