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‫John: ‫ PREVIOUSLY ON ‫ "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"...

‫- I'M WONDERING WHERE YOU GOT ‫ MY LUCKY GUITAR PICK. ‫- YOUR GUITAR PICK?

‫Amanda: ‫LET'S TALK ‫ABOUT SARAH LAZAR.

‫SHE WAS A REPORTER FOR ‫THE "KANSAS CITY HERALD"'S ‫SPORT SECTION.

‫YEAH, I KNOW WHO SHE IS, ‫BUT WHY ARE YOU ‫BRINGING HER UP?

‫- YOU ARE INCREDIBLE. ‫- I'M OUT OF COMEBACKS. ‫ CAN WE MAKE OUT NOW?

‫THERE IS A SPACE ‫FOR RENT AROUND THE CORNER ‫FROM MY APARTMENT.

‫IT WOULD BE PERFECT ‫FOR A SALON.

‫I SAVED UP ENOUGH MONEY ‫TO COVER THE LEASE

‫AND WHATEVER YOU NEED ‫FOR THE EQUIPMENT.

‫IF YOU WANNA ‫SUE THIS HOSPITAL, ‫I SAY I'M YOUR GUY.

‫OKAY, CRAIG TEBBE, ‫LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE.

‫- ALL RIGHT. ‫- I DON'T WANNA DISAPPEAR.

‫I'VE ALREADY MISSED OUT ‫ON SO MUCH.

‫UH, IF I HAD KNOWN

‫THAT WE'D HAVE TO CARRY ‫THIS STUFF EIGHT BLOCKS,

‫I WOULD'VE SPRUNG ‫FOR A SHERPA.

‫OH.

‫NOW I'M SWEATY ‫AND I LOOK MORE NERVOUS ‫THAN I ALREADY AM.

‫YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT WORKED OUT ‫SO WELL WITH YOUR MOM.

‫I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW--

‫OKAY, FRIENDLY. HI. ‫( chuckles )

‫YEAH, WE WOULD'VE ‫PARKED CLOSER,

‫BUT SOME IDIOT DECIDED ‫THAT HIS SMALL-PENIS CAR

‫WAS TOO GOOD ‫FOR ONE SPACE.

‫YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.

‫HELLO!

‫THAT WAS HER CAR?

‫( laughs )

‫- HELLO. ‫- NO BIG DEAL.

‫NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. ‫I AM A TERRIBLE PARKER.

‫UH, IT'S REALLY NICE ‫TO MEET YOU.

‫YOU'RE SIGNING IS ‫REALLY AWESOME.

‫I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE ‫JUST BEEN PRACTICING ‫FOR A FEW MONTHS.

‫- REALLY? THANK YOU. ‫- YEAH. GOOD.

‫I'M SORRY, ‫I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.

‫ARE YOU DEAF?

‫I'M HARD OF HEARING, ‫BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME,

‫I'M PRETTY MUCH ‫GONNA GET EVERYTHING, ‫SO YOU'RE FINE.

‫HOW LONG HAVE ‫YOU BEEN HARD OF HEARING?

‫HARD OF HEARING. ‫RIGHT, VERY GOOD.

‫I STARTED LOSING IT ‫IN HIGH SCHOOL,

‫AMONGST OTHER THINGS.

‫( laughs )

‫SORRY.

‫YOU KNOW I SAY ‫INAPPROPRIATE THINGS ‫WHEN I'M NERVOUS.

‫WHERE SHOULD ‫I PUT THIS STUFF?

‫I THINK NEAR ‫THE BOOKCASE ‫WOULD BE FINE.

‫- SO JUST OVER HERE? ‫- YEAH.

‫RIGHT NEXT ‫TO THE GIANT BONG. UH...

‫( theme music playing )

‫( Regina sighs )

‫( chuckles )

‫( Angelo sighs ) ‫WE WERE ALWAYS ‫SO GOOD AT THAT.

‫OH YEAH, ‫BUT NOT MUCH ELSE.

‫WELL, HOPEFULLY ‫THAT WILL CHANGE.

‫( chuckles )

‫DO YOU REMEMBER THAT HOTEL ‫IN COCOA BEACH?

‫( both laugh )

‫THAT WAS AWFUL! ‫IT RAINED THE WHOLE TIME.

‫WELL, STAYING INDOORS ‫HAS ITS BENEFITS.

‫THOSE MAIDS KEPT ‫ASKING US IF WE NEEDED ‫TURN-DOWN SERVICE.

‫- STRANGE-- ‫ WE NEVER DID. ‫- NOPE.

‫- OH MY GOD. ‫ IT'S ALMOST 4:00. ‫- WHAT?

‫I GOTTA GET BACK ‫BEFORE DAPHNE GETS HOME.

‫- RELAX, REGINA. ‫- NO, I JUST--

‫I DON'T WANT ‫TO HAVE TO LIE TO HER ‫ABOUT WHERE I WAS.

‫I-- I'M SORRY, ‫I JUST-- YOU KNOW,

‫I DON'T KNOW WHAT ‫I WOULD TELL DAPHNE

‫OR BAY, ‫FOR THAT MATTER.

‫AND WHEN ARE WE GOING ‫TO TELL THEM?

‫UM, I DON'T KNOW.

‫WHOA WHOA WHOA, WAIT. ‫WHEN DO I SEE YOU AGAIN?

‫UH, I DON'T KNOW.

‫OKAY, BYE.

‫BYE.

‫BUCKLE UP. WE HAVE ‫A DATE SET FOR TRIAL.

‫- I GUESS THIS IS ‫ REALLY HAPPENING. ‫- MM-HMM.

‫MY SOURCES TELL ME THIS IS ‫THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR

‫THE HOSPITAL WANTS TO HIRE ‫TO DIG UP DIRT ON YOU.

‫MANY BOTHANS DIED ‫TO BRING US THIS INFORMATION.

‫"RETURN OF THE JEDI"? ‫ANYONE?

‫NOT IMPORTANT.

‫THAT P.I. IS VERY GOOD.

‫IF THERE'S ANYTHING ‫YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE ‫TO KNOW ABOUT,

‫- CHANCES ARE HE ALREADY DOES. ‫- SO WHO ARE WE GONNA HIRE?

‫HIM. I GOT TO HIM FIRST, ‫SO NOW HE'S WORKING FOR US.

‫WORKING?

‫AS IN DIGGING ‫UP DIRT ON THE HOSPITAL?

‫NO, ON YOU TWO.

‫SHOULDN'T HE BE ‫INVESTIGATING THE HOSPITAL?

‫EVENTUALLY, BUT RIGHT NOW ‫I WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL ‫THE BODIES ARE BURIED.

‫HOPEFULLY THAT'S ‫JUST A METAPHOR.

‫- ( both chuckle ) ‫- CRAIG, WE'VE TOLD YOU ‫ EVERYTHING.

‫YES, BUT I WANNA KNOW ‫THE THINGS THAT EVEN YOU ‫DON'T KNOW ARE OUT THERE.

‫- ( pop music playing ) ‫- * I HOPE THE FAIRIES SEE...

‫- ( squawks ) ‫- * THE COWS, TRUCKS, ‫ TREES AND LEAVES... *

‫- ( both laughing ) ‫- * BEFORE THE SUN ‫ DISAPPEARS... *

‫MAYBE THIS WASN'T SUCH ‫A GOOD IDEA.

‫- WHAT? ‫- DON'T LOOK AT ME. ‫ LOOK AT THE ROAD.

‫THERE IS NO ROAD! ‫( laughs )

‫ALL RIGHT, SAND TRAP.

‫- DAPHNE, DAPHNE, ‫ SAND TRAP. SAND TRAP! ‫- WHAT? ( laughing )

‫AH. OKAY.

‫I GET THAT YOUR EARS ‫DON'T WORK SO GOOD,

‫BUT YOUR EYES ARE ‫NO PICNIC EITHER.

‫( both laugh )

‫YOU DIDN'T REALLY HURT ‫YOURSELF, DID YOU?

‫NO. NO, I JUST HAVE ‫A BAD BACK--

‫PRE-EXISTING CONDITION.

‫A "PRIUS-CYST-SHUN"?

‫NO, PRE-EXISTING CONDITION.

‫I HAD SCOLIOSIS ‫WHEN I WAS A KID.

‫SCOLIOSIS?

‫RIGHT. ‫ONLY GIRLS GET THAT.

‫YEAH, THAT'S WHAT ‫THE KIDS WHO MADE ‫FUN OF ME USED TO SAY.

‫- ( grunts ) ‫- YOU'RE SERIOUS?

‫YEAH, I WAS 10,

‫HAD TO HAVE SURGERY ‫TO GET IT CORRECTED.

‫- 10? ‫- YEAH, IT SUCKED.

‫I HAD TO WEAR THIS BRACE ‫23 HOURS A DAY--

‫A BOSTON BRACE, ‫WHICH IS IRONIC

‫- CONSIDERING ‫ I HATE THE RED SOX. ‫- ( both chuckle )

‫NEEDLESS TO SAY, ‫I DIDN'T DO A LOT OF POOL ‫PARTIES OR SLEEPOVERS.

‫- HMM. ‫- ( sighs )

‫YOU THOUGHT MY LIFE ‫WAS ONE GIANT KEG STAND.

‫I DID NOT.

‫- OKAY, FINE, I DID. ‫- ( both chuckle )

‫YOUR BACK'S FINE NOW, ‫THOUGH, RIGHT?

‫- YEAH. ‫- GOOD.

‫( chattering )

‫( sniffs ) MMM!

‫I'LL TAKE THAT ONE. ‫THANK YOU.

‫- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ‫- KATHRYN?

‫( chuckles ) ‫I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU.

‫- NICE TO SEE YOU, ANGELO. ‫- HI.

‫- FENNEL? ‫- OH, I'M MAKING ‫ A RISOTTO.

‫OH, YOU KNOW WHAT ‫BRINGS OUT THE FLAVOR ‫OF THE FENNEL?

‫- HM-MMM. ‫- A SPLASH OF PASTIS.

‫OH, WELL, ‫IT'S MY GRANDMOTHER'S RECIPE

‫AND YOU DO NOT MESS ‫WITH ITALIAN TRADITION.

‫YOUR GRANDMOTHER ‫WAS ITALIAN?

‫- YEAH. ‫- FROM WHERE?

‫UM, A SMALL TOWN-- ‫TORCA.

‫TORCA? ‫ARE YOU JOKING?

‫IT'S ONLY A FEW KILOMETERS ‫FROM SORRENTO.

‫IT'S WHERE MY FATHER'S ‫FAMILY COMES FROM.

‫- REALLY? ‫- YEAH, THIS IS CRAZY.

‫I MEAN, TO THINK THAT ‫WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE

‫THAT OUR FAMILIES HAVE ‫KNOWN EACH OTHER.

‫HERE WE ARE.

‫HERE WE ARE.

‫- ( bird chirping ) ‫- WHAT IS IT?

‫YOUR EYES-- THEY--

‫THEY REMIND ME OF BAY'S.

‫REALLY?

‫REALLY.

‫( chuckles ) ‫I-- I HAVE TO GO,

‫- BUT IT WAS GOOD ‫ TO SEE YOU. ‫- OKAY.

‫BLUE IS PAYABLE, ‫RED IS RECEIPTS.

‫I WANT YOU TO ENTER ‫THE DATES PAID

‫INTO THE CALENDAR ‫ON THE COMPUTER.

‫- GOT IT. ‫- GOOD.

‫LET ME GET ‫THE REST OF THE FILES.

‫- THERE'S MORE? ‫- OH YEAH.

‫( door opens, closes )

‫HI, IS JOHN HERE?

‫NO, HE JUST STEPPED OUT, ‫BUT HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

‫YOU MUST BE DAPHNE.

‫I'M SORRY, ‫I'M SARAH LAZAR.

‫- I'M A FRIEND ‫ OF YOUR DAD'S. ‫- OH.

‫- THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG? ‫- NO NO.

‫IT'S JUST YOU LOOK ‫SO MUCH LIKE KATHRYN.

‫OH.

‫- SWEETIE, I PROMISE ‫ THIS IS THE-- ‫- THERE HE IS.

‫- OH HEY. ‫- HI, I WAS JUST ‫ MEETING DAPHNE.

‫OH GREAT. GREAT.

‫GREAT. DAPHNE, CAN YOU GIVE ‫SARAH AND ME A MINUTE?

‫UM, SURE.

‫HEH. THANK YOU.

‫( knocks on door )

‫- HI. ‫- HEY, I JUST RAN ‫ INTO ANGELO.

‫- WH-- WHAT DID HE SAY? ‫- NOTHING.

‫UH, IT WAS ‫AT THE FARMERS' MARKET.

‫HE LIKES HIS FRESH FRUIT ‫AND VEGETABLES.

‫I'M NOT SURE ‫I CAN KEEP HIM ‫FROM SHOPPING THERE.

‫NO NO, ‫IT WAS ACTUALLY NICE.

‫HE WAS-- ‫HE WAS QUITE NICE.

‫- OH. ‫- AND I WAS THINKING ‫ THAT MAYBE

‫I'D INVITE HIM ‫OVER FOR DINNER.

‫I KNOW, I KNOW. ‫I JUST THINK THAT DINNER

‫MIGHT BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY ‫TO START ALL OVER AGAIN.

‫DO YOU THINK DAPHNE ‫WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT?

‫- I'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT. ‫- ( sighs )

‫YOU THINK JOHN'LL BE ‫OKAY WITH THAT?

‫I'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT.

‫COME ON IN.

‫WHAT'S UP?

‫DO YOU KNOW ‫A SARAH LAZAR?

‫WHERE'D YOU HEAR ‫THAT NAME?

‫I MET HER TODAY ‫AT THE CAR WASH.

‫SHE CAME BY ‫TO SEE YOUR DAD,

‫BUT THINGS WERE WEIRD ‫BETWEEN THEM.

‫IT'S NOTHING YOU NEED ‫TO WORRY ABOUT.

‫BUT WHO IS SARAH LAZAR?

‫( sighs ) ‫NOBODY.

‫LOOK, SHE'S-- ‫SHE'S JUST A REPORTER,

‫AND DAD IS A FAMOUS GUY.

‫SO, YOU KNOW, THERE'S BOUND ‫TO BE SOME RUMORS.

‫BUT YOUR MOM KNOWS ‫ABOUT HER, RIGHT?

‫THERE'S NOTHING ‫FOR MY MOM TO KNOW.

‫AND IF YOU THINK THAT ‫MY DAD IS THE KIND OF GUY

‫WHO'S GONNA CHEAT ON MY MOM, ‫THEN YOU CLEARLY HAVEN'T BEEN ‫IN THIS FAMILY LONG ENOUGH.

‫( pop music playing )

‫* I HOPE THE WORDS I SAY ‫ WILL SOW THE SEEDS... *

‫AWW. NO.

‫'CAUSE THEN MY PORES ‫WOULD BE THE SIZE OF HUBCAPS.

‫SO YOU THINK

‫THAT MY PORES NEED ‫TO BE PHOTOSHOPPED?

‫NO. ( laughs )

‫OH, THAT IS NOT ‫A GOOD IDEA.

‫IT'S ILLEGAL STREET ART.

‫I'M TRYING TO REMAIN ‫UNDERCOVER HERE.

‫OH, FUNNY.

‫I JUST DON'T THINK ‫THAT AXE GIRL

‫SENDS THE BEST MESSAGE ‫TO YOUR DAD ABOUT ‫YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

‫OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

‫MAYBE WE'LL JUST DO ‫A BIG BLOW-UP

‫OF YOUR MUG SHOT.

‫NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.

‫IS THIS ONE OF YOURS?

‫I LOVE IT.

‫WOW.

‫THE COLORS ARE BRIGHT, ‫BUT THE LINES ARE-- ‫RAWR-- ANGRY.

‫( laughs )

‫IT WAS MEANT ‫TO BE AN EXERCISE.

‫IF HE'S NOT GONNA HANG IT, ‫DO YOU MIND IF I BUY IT?

‫- UH, IT'S YOURS. ‫- REALLY?

‫- MM-HMM. ‫- SWEET!

‫( laughs )

‫YOU ARE GOING ‫INTO THE DINING ROOM.

‫UM, ARE YOU STAYING ‫FOR DINNER?

‫OH NO, I GOTTA GET HOME.

‫AWW. YOU'RE WELCOME ANYTIME,

‫AND FEEL FREE ‫TO STAY HERE IF YOU LIKE.

‫- IT'S TOTALLY COOL. ‫- UMM, THANKS. ‫ ( chuckles )

‫I MEAN BEDS ARE ‫MORE COMFORTABLE ‫THAN THE BACK SEAT.

‫( whispers ) ‫I'M GONNA GO NOW.

‫OH, SHE CAN'T GET IT, ‫BUT KENNISH GRABS IT OUT

‫OF THE LEFT-FIELD STAND. ‫THERE YOU GO.

‫- THANK YOU. ‫- YOU'RE WELCOME.

‫SO I EMAIL CRAIG,

‫YOU KNOW, MAKING SURE ‫HIS INVESTIGATOR'S DISCREET

‫IF HE EVER CONTACTS ‫PEOPLE WE KNOW,

‫AND HE EMAILS ME BACK ‫"TRUE D-A-T."

‫TRUE DAT, ‫LIKE "TRUE THAT,"

‫AS IN "THAT IS TRUE."

‫I AM SO RELIEVED ONE ‫OF US IS YOUNG ENOUGH ‫TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

‫- TRUE DAT. ‫- ( laughs )

‫- WHAT SHOULD ‫ I MAKE TOMORROW? ‫- I DON'T KNOW.

‫ITALIAN, FRENCH OR...

‫- MMM. ‫- ...BOTH?

‫WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

‫ANGELO.

‫I WANT TO INVITE HIM ‫OVER FOR DINNER

‫- WITH ALL OF US. ‫- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

‫YEAH.

‫IF WE CAN'T SIT DOWN ‫FOR A MEAL WITH HIM,

‫WE SHOULDN'T BE WALKING ‫INTO A COURTROOM--

‫- IS BAY ASKING ‫ FOR THIS? ‫- NO, I AM.

‫I-- I BUMPED INTO HIM ‫AT THE FARMERS' MARKET AND...

‫WHEN HE LAUGHS, ‫HIS EYES, THEY'RE--

‫THEY'RE JUST LIKE BAY'S.

‫AND FOR THE FIRST TIME ‫I COULD SEE THAT HE IS HER--

‫THERE'S A GENETIC LINK,

‫AND LIKE IT OR NOT, ‫THAT MAKES HIM PART ‫OF THIS FAMILY.

‫HOW DOES DAPHNE FEEL?

‫- IT'S FINE. ‫- ARE YOU SURE?

‫WELL, I DON'T THINK ‫THAT WE'LL BE DOING

‫"THE AMAZING RACE" ‫ANYTIME SOON,

‫BUT IF JOHN AND KATHRYN ‫CAN SURVIVE

‫DINNER WITH ANGELO, ‫THEN I CAN TOO.

‫OKAY.

‫ANGELO'S BETTER ‫THAN I THOUGHT.

‫I CAN'T BELIEVE ‫HE MANAGED TO WORK HIS WAY ‫INTO THE KENNISH HOUSE.

‫MA, STOP. ‫HE'S MAKING AN EFFORT.

‫YES, BECAUSE HE HAS ‫AN AGENDA.

‫HE IS NOT THE MAN ‫YOU REMEMBER.

‫YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH HIM, ‫AREN'T YOU?

‫- YES. ‫- OH.

‫BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫THIS ISN'T ANY OF ‫YOUR BUSINESS.

‫MAYBE, BUT IT IS DAPHNE'S.

‫WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN ‫WHEN THE GIRLS FIND OUT?

‫( sighs )

‫- THERE SHE IS. ‫- OH.

‫SO PRIYA ‫AND SOME OTHER GIRLS ‫WHO I WON'T MENTION--

‫ME-- ARE DYING ‫TO KNOW HOW YOUR DATE ‫WITH WILKE WENT.

‫HONESTLY, ‫KINDA AWESOME.

‫I DON'T KNOW ‫WHAT I WAS EXPECTING,

‫BUT HE WAS SO SWEET ‫AND ROMANTIC.

‫WOW, HE MUST ‫REALLY LIKE YOU.

‫ON OUR FIRST DATE, ‫ALL HE DID WAS GET DRUNK

‫AND TAKE ME ‫TO THE GOLF COURSE.

‫- YEAH, ME TOO. ‫- ( bell rings )

‫HE TOOK YOU ‫TO THE GOLF COURSE.

‫DOESN'T CHANGE THINGS. ‫HE STILL CLEARLY LIKES YOU.

‫WAIT, SO HE TOOK ALL ‫OF YOU TO THE GOLF COURSE ‫ON YOUR FIRST DATE?

‫IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, ‫HE TOOK ME TO WORLD OF FUN.

‫- UGH. ‫- COME ON, COME ON.

‫( engine stops )

‫OH.

‫IT'S NOT A NUDE, IS IT?

‫BUT, I MEAN, IS THAT WEIRD? ‫I JUST MET HER.

‫SHE THINKS THAT ‫WE'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER.

‫I-- I WOULDN'T KNOW.

‫YES, I'M A VIRGIN.

‫WHAT?

‫( laughs )

‫WELL, WHAT ARE YOU? ‫A VEGETABLE?

‫OH. ONE OF THE OTHER ‫FOOD GROUPS.

‫DID YOU DO IT WITH--

‫I GOT IT.

‫( chuckles ) NO.

‫YES. NO. ‫I-- I DON'T KNOW.

‫IS IT WEIRD THAT I AM?

‫( cellphone buzzing )

‫- ( beeps ) ‫- ( speaking Italian )

‫( beeps )

‫( chattering )

‫HEY. WHEN I HEARD YOU WERE ‫WORKING AT THE CAR WASH,

‫I WAS HOPING FOR A BIKINI ‫AND A WHOLE LOT OF SUDS.

‫YOU GET MY TEXT ‫ABOUT THIS WEEKEND?

‫WORLD OF FUN HAS ‫THIS NEW ROLLERCOASTER-- ‫THE BOOMERANG.

‫SO INTENSE THAT ‫YOU VOMIT UP YOUR LUNCH

‫AT THE TOP OF THE LOOP ‫AND SWALLOW IT BACK DOWN ‫ON THE BOTTOM.

‫AND THEN WE'LL HOOK UP ‫IN THE GRAVITRON, RIGHT?

‫- WH-- ‫- THAT'S YOUR ‫ BIG SECOND-DATE MOVE.

‫AH. YOU'VE BEEN ‫TALKING TO THE GIRLS ‫ON THE BASKETBALL TEAM.

‫AND SOME ‫OF THE VOLLEYBALL SQUAD.

‫( chuckles ) ‫THERE'S ONLY SO MANY

‫COOL THINGS ‫TO DO IN THIS TOWN.

‫IT'S KIND OF LIKE ‫THE GREATEST HITS.

‫YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE ‫A LOT OF WORK TO DO HERE.

‫I SHOULD PROBABLY ‫GET BACK TO IT.

‫BUT DAPHNE--

‫- ( door shuts ) ‫- DAPHNE!

‫( folk music playing )

‫* DEAR LOVE, ‫ HOLD TIGHT... *

‫UH...

‫( chuckles ) ‫WHAT'S THIS?

‫UH, YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL? ‫DOES YOUR DAD KNOW?

‫( chuckles ) WOW.

‫CAN YOUR DAD ‫WRITE ME A NOTE

‫TO GET ME OUT OF ALL ‫OF SECOND SEMESTER?

‫( chuckles )

‫MMM, UH, ‫BEFORE I FORGET--

‫AND YOU'RE SUCH ‫A GOOD KISSER

‫THAT IT'S A VERY REAL ‫POSSIBILITY--

‫J. AND K. INVITED ANGELO ‫TO FAMILY DINNER.

‫( laughs ) ‫WELL, THERE'S NO NEED.

‫THERE'S A RINGSIDE SEAT ‫JUST FOR YOU. IT'S TONIGHT.

‫( sighs )

‫IT MIGHT BE KINDA LATE.

‫YOU MEAN ‫STAY-OVER STAY OVER?

‫ME TOO.

‫I'LL TRY TO COME BY ‫AS SOON AS I CAN.

‫- ( alarm blaring ) ‫- LOOK, WE SET IT OFF ‫ BY ACCIDENT.

‫IF I KNEW THE CODE, ‫I WOULDN'T NEED YOUR HELP!

‫OKAY, MY HUSBAND CHANGES ‫THE CODE EVERY THREE MONTHS

‫AND HE FORGOT ‫TO TELL US WHAT IT IS.

‫IT'S NOT HIS HOME RUN RECORD ‫OR HIS R.B.I. STATS.

‫TRY HIS ON-BASE PERCENTAGE.

‫LOOK, PLEASE, YOU HAVE ‫ TO DO SOMETHING. HURRY.

‫PLEASE, YOU'VE GOTTA HELP US. ‫WE'RE ALL GOING DEAF HERE.

‫LISTEN, IF I WAS ‫ROBBING THE HOUSE,

‫I'D BE ROBBING THE HOUSE, ‫NOT TALKING TO YOU.

‫( yells )

‫IT'S MRS. KENNISH. SHE'S TRYING ‫TO GET AHOLD OF JOHN, BUT HE'S ‫NOT ANSWERING HIS CELL.

‫HE SAID HE WENT ‫TO THE DRIVING RANGE.

‫DAPHNE SAYS HE WENT ‫TO THE DRIVING RANGE.

‫OH, OKAY. WELL, ‫WE'LL TELL HIM TO CALL YOU ‫WHEN WE SEE HIM.

‫MRS. KENNISH SAYS ‫SHE ALREADY TRIED THE CLUB. ‫THEY SAID HE'S NOT THERE.

‫( chattering )

‫( rock music playing )

‫- ( notes playing ) ‫- HEY, MAN, I NEED A FAVOR.

‫I TOLD YOU IF YOU GOT ‫A RASH FROM THE CAPYBARA ‫THAT IT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

‫I NEED YOUR HELP ‫WITH DAPHNE.

‫OH.

‫LOOK, I NEED YOU TO PUT IN ‫A GOOD WORD FOR ME.

‫SHE THINKS ‫I'M, LIKE, THIS MAN-SLUT.

‫IT TOOK HER THIS LONG ‫TO FIGURE THAT OUT?

‫I'M SERIOUS. ‫DAPHNE'S GOT IT IN HER HEAD

‫THAT SHE'S JUST ANOTHER GIRL ‫ON SOME TO-DO LIST.

‫LOOK, I REALLY LIKE HER.

‫DUDE, YOU KNOW ME.

‫YEAH, I KNOW YOU, ‫AND I KNOW THAT

‫YOU NEVER STICK WITH A GIRL ‫FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS.

‫DAPHNE'S DIFFERENT.

‫YEAH, SHE'S DIFFERENT-- ‫SHE'S MY SISTER.

‫I--

‫YOU'RE A FUN GUY

‫WHO HAPPENS ‫TO LIKE FUN GIRLS,

‫BUT THERE'S MORE ‫TO DAPHNE THAN THAT.

‫YOU THINK ‫I DON'T KNOW THAT?

‫OH, YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S ‫MORE TO ME THAN THAT.

‫GOOD TO KNOW.

‫( sighs ) ‫COME ON, DUDE.

‫LET'S JUST START ‫FROM THE TOP.

‫HEY, YOU'RE HOME EARLY.

‫WHAT, NO BASKETBALL ‫PRACTICE WITH JOHN?

‫NOPE.

‫IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

‫DO I HAVE TO GO ‫TO THIS DINNER THING?

‫OH, SWEETIE, ‫OF COURSE NOT.

‫NO ONE IS TRYING TO FORCE ‫YOU AND ANGELO TOGETHER.

‫IT'S NOT THAT.

‫IT'S SOMETHING ELSE?

‫DO YOU THINK THAT ‫JOHN WOULD HAVE AN AFFAIR?

‫HE LIED ‫ABOUT WHERE HE WAS

‫AND THEN I SAW HIM ‫WITH THIS WOMAN.

‫OKAY, I DON'T KNOW ‫WHAT YOU SAW,

‫AND YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫MAYBE IT'S WHAT YOU THINK,

‫BUT MAYBE IT'S NOT.

‫I MEAN, ANGELO WAS SURE ‫THAT I HAD AN AFFAIR,

‫BUT I HADN'T.

‫I DON'T KNOW ‫WHAT TO DO.

‫I DON'T THINK ‫IT'S YOUR PLACE ‫TO DO ANYTHING.

‫WELL, IT'S JUST THAT--

‫WHEN I WAS GROWING UP ‫AND IT WAS JUST YOU, ‫ME AND GRANDMA,

‫I COULDN'T HELP IT.

‫SOMETIMES ‫I WOULD WONDER ABOUT

‫WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE ‫TO BE A PART

‫OF A PERFECT FAMILY ‫LIKE THE KENNISHES.

‫BUT...

‫IT WAS ALL ‫JUST A LIE.

‫( sighs ) ‫EVEN IF JOHN IS ‫HAVING AN AFFAIR,

‫IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT ‫HE DOESN'T LOVE KATHRYN.

‫THESE THINGS-- ‫( sighs )

‫THESE THINGS AREN'T ‫BLACK OR WHITE.

‫( nervously ) HI.

‫SORRY I'M EARLY.

‫OH NO, DON'T WORRY ‫ABOUT IT.

‫I'M SORRY THAT THE PLACE ‫IS A LITTLE MESSY.

‫OF COURSE, ‫YOU'RE AN ARTIST.

‫I'M SO HAPPY ‫I FINALLY GET THE CHANCE ‫TO SEE YOUR STUDIO.

‫UH, YEAH, THIS IS WHERE ‫THE OIL AND ACRYLIC ‫MAGIC HAPPENS.

‫SO WHEN DO I GET THE CHANCE

‫- TO MEET THE BOYFRIEND? ‫- UH, ANYTIME.

‫I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE ‫THAT HIS INTENTIONS ARE ‫HONORABLE WITH MY DAUGHTER.

‫( laughs ) ‫THEY'RE HONORABLISH.

‫- HEY, ANGELO. ‫- OH.

‫- GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. ‫- THANK YOU SO MUCH ‫ FOR HAVING ME.

‫- SURE. ‫- I JUST WANTED TO SHOW ANGELO ‫ SOME OF MY ARTWORK.

‫- YEAH. ‫- THIS IS THE PIECE THAT ‫ I'M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW.

‫I WAS TRYING ‫SOMETHING NEW WHERE ‫ORGANIC BECOMES MECHANICAL

‫AND, WELL, MECHANICAL ‫BECOMES ORGANIC.

‫IT WAS INSPIRED ‫BY H.R. GIGER.

‫EMMETT IS ‫REALLY INTO HIM.

‫- GIGER, YEAH. ‫- OH, YOU KNOW HIM?

‫RIGHT, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ‫HIS NECRONOMICON?

‫OH, IT'S AWESOME. ‫I HAVE TO SHOW YOU.

‫YOU HAVE NO IDEA ‫WHO GIGER IS, DO YOU?

‫- NO. ‫- WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

‫- DINNER'S READY. ‫- John: MY SON TOBY.

‫- AH, THE MUSICIAN. ‫- YES.

‫SO YOU ARE BAY'S DAD.

‫- NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED? ‫- UH... ( chuckles )

‫- I GUESS NOT. ‫- LET ME GUESS--

‫HORNS, POINTED TAIL, ‫PITCHFORK.

‫( laughs ) ‫I WAS GONNA SAY ‫SCARY CLOWN.

‫- ( men laugh ) ‫- I'M GLAD BAY HAD

‫A BIG BROTHER ‫TO LOOK AFTER HER.

‫- NICE GUITARS. ‫- Toby: OH THANKS.

‫YOU KNOW, ONCE I SAW ‫ERIC CLAPTON AT THIS ‫LITTLE BAR IN AUSTIN.

‫AND HE WAS ALL READY TO PLAY, ‫EXCEPT HE FORGOT HIS PICK.

‫SO I REACHED DOWN ‫IN MY POCKET, ‫GAVE HIM MINE.

‫- HE PLAYED THE WHOLE ‫ SET WITH IT. ‫- NO WAY.

‫- YEAH. ‫- AND YOU JUST GOT ‫ KICKED OUT OF THE CLUB.

‫PLEASE TELL ME ‫YOU STILL HAVE THAT PICK.

‫- NO, BAY DOES. ‫- ( sighs )

‫- OKAY, HERE IT IS. ‫- OH, FANTASTIC.

‫- OH, IT SMELLS WONDERFUL. ‫- THANK YOU.

‫- REGINA, PLEASE. ‫- THANK YOU.

‫Kathryn: I HOPE ‫I MADE ENOUGH SALAD.

‫Bay: ‫YEAH, YOU MADE ‫ENOUGH SALAD.

‫- ANGELO. ‫- THANK YOU.

‫( chuckles ) HI.

‫I'M SO GLAD ‫YOU'RE HERE.

‫IF WE DON'T HAVE SOME KIND ‫OF PLEASANT EXCHANGE,

‫THEY'RE NOT GONNA STOP ‫STARING AT US. ‫( chuckles )

‫YEAH.

‫THANK YOU FOR COMING.

‫- THANK YOU, JOHN. ‫- WELCOME.

‫( sighs )

‫SO, KATHRYN,

‫I HEARD YOU HAD PROBLEMS ‫WITH YOUR ALARM EARLIER.

‫YES, MY HUSBAND CHANGED ‫THE CODE AND HE NEGLECTED ‫TO TELL US.

‫HONEY, I DON'T ‫GET CELL RECEPTION ‫ON THE GOLF COURSE.

‫- I TOLD YOU THAT. ‫- I CALLED THE CLUBHOUSE

‫AND THEY SAID ‫THEY HADN'T SEEN YOU.

‫WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE I DIDN'T ‫ CHECK IN AT THE CLUBHOUSE

‫BECAUSE IF I HAD, ‫I'D HAVE TO SPEND 30 MINUTES ‫TALKING TO THAT CADDY

‫TRYING TO SELL ME ‫ON HIS AMAZING INVESTMENT ‫OPPORTUNITIES.

‫( chuckles )

‫THE ONLY REASON ‫I FORGIVE HIM

‫IS THAT I FOUND OUT ‫THAT THE CODE

‫- IS THE NIGHT ‫ OF OUR FIRST DATE. ‫- THAT'S RIGHT.

‫- NOVEMBER 2nd, 1990. ‫- 1990.

‫- ( phone ringing ) ‫- I GOT IT.

‫MMM. KATHRYN,

‫THIS RISOTTO ‫IS DELICIOUS.

‫- Regina: MMM. ‫- THANK YOU.

‫THE SECRET IS ‫THE PASTIS.

‫IT'S CRAIG TEBBE.

‫- OH. ‫- ACTUALLY, ‫ HE ASKED FOR MOM.

‫OH.

‫- ( clears throat ) ‫- Kathryn: EXCUSE ME.

‫- HI, CRAIG. ‫- AH. ANGELO, ‫ YOU'RE EMPTY THERE. MAY I?

‫OH, NONE FOR ME PLEASE. ‫THANK YOU.

‫AH.

‫JOHN.

‫CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU ‫IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE?

‫YEAH, SURE. ‫EXCUSE ME.

‫( clears throat )

‫WHAT, DID CRAIG'S ‫INVESTIGATOR DIG UP ‫SOMETHING ON US?

‫KATHRYN, HOW BAD ‫ARE WE TALKING?

‫IT'S NOT ABOUT US.

‫THERE'S A WARRANT ‫FOR ANGELO IN ITALY.

‫HE'S A FUGITIVE.

‫WHAT?

‫THEY SAY YOU'RE WANTED ‫FOR ASSAULT AND BATTERY.

‫- WHY DID YOU LIE TO US AGAIN? ‫- WHO THE HELL IS ADAM SORRENTO, ‫ BY THE WAY?

‫- AND WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ALIAS? ‫- Regina: OKAY, STOP.

‫- THIS HAS TO BE A MISTAKE. ‫- NO, IT ISN'T.

‫I NEEDED ANOTHER NAME ‫FOR MY WORK VISA,

‫OTHERWISE THEY WOULD NOT ‫LET ME BACK INTO THE COUNTRY.

‫- OH, WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT. ‫- UM, OKAY, SO WE CAN ‫ ALL HEAR YOU,

‫EXCEPT FOR DAPHNE, SO YOU ‫MIGHT AS WELL INCLUDE US ‫IN THIS CONVERSATION.

‫- OKAY. WHAT? ‫- FINE.

‫OKAY. UMM...

‫WHEN-- WHEN I WAS ‫IN ITALY,

‫I WAS ENGAGED.

‫AND TWO MONTHS ‫BEFORE THE WEDDING,

‫I WENT OUT CELEBRATING ‫WITH MY FRIEND ALDO.

‫AND...

‫WE WERE DRINKING ‫AND HE ADMITS TO ME THAT

‫HE WAS SLEEPING ‫WITH MY FIANCEE.

‫I WAS ANGRY, ‫I WAS DRUNK

‫AND I BEAT HIM...

‫HARD.

‫AND THE NEXT DAY ‫I WOKE UP IN JAIL.

‫THE POLICE LET ME GO ‫AFTER I SOBERED UP,

‫BUT ALDO'S FATHER WAS ‫A PROSECUTOR,

‫SO HE HAD IT OUT FOR ME.

‫SO YOU JUST FLED.

‫- THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME ‫ ANY CHOICE. ‫- REALLY?

‫GINA.

‫I'M TELLING YOU-- ‫THEY HAD IT OUT FOR ME.

‫WHAT ARE ‫YOU PLANNING TO DO?

‫- I DON'T KNOW. ‫- LEAVE?

‫NO, OF COURSE NOT.

‫LOOK, IT'S ALL GOING ‫TO BE FINE.

‫WE CAN'T JUST ‫TELL OURSELVES THAT.

‫WE HAVE TO ‫FACE IT HEAD-ON.

‫WE CAN GET A GOOD LAWYER ‫AND WE CAN FIGHT IT.

‫AND HOW WOULD ‫I PAY FOR THAT, GINA?

‫ALL MY MONEY'S ‫BEEN TIED UP.

‫THE SALON.

‫I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE ‫I GOT TAKEN IN.

‫I-- I INVITED HIM ‫TO DINNER

‫IN M HOUSE.

‫I FEEL JUST LIKE I DID

‫WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT REGINA ‫KNEW ABOUT THE SWITCH.

‫- HONEY, I'M RIGHT ‫ THERE WITH YOU. ‫- YOU KNOW WHAT?

‫WE SHOULD'VE TRUSTED ‫OUR FIRST INSTINCTS ‫ABOUT THAT MAN.

‫LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-- ‫I MAKE ONE PHONE CALL ‫TO IMMIGRATION--

‫BAM-- HE IS ‫RIGHT BACK IN ITALY.

‫IF YOU GUYS HAVE ‫ANGELO DEPORTED, ‫I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

‫...SURE THAT THERE IS ‫NOTHING YOU CAN DO?

‫- NO, I UNDERSTAND. ‫- ( beeps )

‫- WHAT IS IT? ‫- I CAN'T GET OUT ‫ OF THE SALON LEASE,

‫WHICH MEANS THERE IS NO WAY ‫TO FREE UP ANGELO'S MONEY.

‫WAIT, YOU WANT ‫TO HELP HIM?

‫- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. ‫- I DON'T WANT HIM DEPORTED

‫OR ARRESTED.

‫DO YOU--

‫ARE YOU TWO...

‫BACK TOGETHER?

‫HAVING HIM BACK

‫AND SEEING HIM AGAIN

‫STIRRED UP ‫SOME OLD FEELINGS.

‫HE WALKED OUT ON YOU.

‫I DON'T UNDERSTAND ‫HOW YOU CAN

‫FALL BACK IN LOVE ‫WITH SOMEONE LIKE THAT.

‫I DIDN'T ‫FALL BACK IN LOVE.

‫I THINK THAT ‫I MIGHT NEVER HAVE ‫FALLEN OUT OF IT.

‫OH.

‫( door opens, closes )

‫THEY HAVE ‫NO RIGHT TO DO THIS. ‫THEY JUST DON'T LIKE HIM.

‫LIKE WHAT?

‫( angrily ) ‫WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

‫WOW, MY SIGNING MUST ‫BE REALLY BAD,

‫BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE ‫YOU ARE DEFENDING THEM.

‫HE IS MY DAD, ‫AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?

‫HE HAS A BONG THE SIZE ‫OF THE SPACE NEEDLE IN THERE!

‫IT'S NOT ‫THE SAME THING, OKAY?

‫BECAUSE MY DAD IS NOT DATING ‫A CHICK WHO'S HALF HIS AGE,

‫WHO INCIDENTALLY HAS BEEN ‫TRYING TO MATE US LIKE ‫WE'RE GIANT PANDAS.

‫OH, IF YOU THINK ‫THERE'S ANY CHANCE OF US ‫SLEEPING TOGETHER TONIGHT,

‫THEN YOU ARE HIGHER ‫THAN YOUR DAD.

‫OH, YOU CANNOT TAKE ‫A HINT, CAN YOU?

‫TELL YOU WHAT-- ‫YOU MAKE THAT SHOT, ‫I'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN--

‫BUT IF YOU MISS--

‫TWO OUT OF THREE.

‫OH! WHAT ARE YOU, FOUR? ‫YOU CANNOT DO THAT.

‫LISTEN, I AM WILLING ‫TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

‫YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ‫JUST GIVE UP.

‫TELL ME ABOUT IT. ‫I HAVE NEVER WORKED THIS HARD ‫FOR ANYBODY IN MY LIFE.

‫OH, RIGHT. HOW HARD IS IT ‫TO TELL SOME PHONY ‫SCOLIOSIS STORY?

‫- IT'S NOT PHONY. ‫- HOW COME TOBY DIDN'T KNOW ‫ ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

‫IT WAS BEFORE I MOVED ‫TO MISSION HILLS.

‫THE REASON NOBODY ‫KNOWS ABOUT IT IS

‫BECAUSE YOU'RE ‫THE FIRST PERSON ‫I'VE EVER TOLD.

‫OH CRAP.

‫I'M SORRY.

‫YOU THINK SCOLIOSIS IS ‫SOMETHING YOU ROLL OUT ‫TO GET CHICKS?

‫( both laugh )

‫ANYWAYS, WITH YOU BLABBING ‫ABOUT MY CURVY SPINE,

‫I'M NEVER GONNA GET ‫ANOTHER DATE AGAIN, ‫SO YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.

‫- ( chuckles ) ‫- COME ON, ADMIT IT--

‫WE'RE PRETTY GOOD TOGETHER, ‫LIKE KETCHUP AND EGGS.

‫KETCHUP AND EGGS ‫IS DISGUSTING.

‫WHICH IS WHY THAT IS ‫A PERFECT ANALOGY FOR ME ‫AND YOU AS A COUPLE--

‫NOT EVERYBODY GETS IT.

‫ALL RIGHT, BUT I HAVE ‫ANOTHER SHOT STILL.

‫OKAY.

‫WHAT, SERIOUSLY? ‫THAT'S NOT-- THAT'S NOT FAIR.

‫DON'T DO IT.

‫DON'T CALL ‫THE POLICE ON ANGELO,

‫OR WHOEVER IT IS ‫YOU CALL.

‫UH, WELL, HONEY, ‫I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE.

‫IT'S A VERY SERIOUS MATTER.

‫I KNOW.

‫ANGELO'S NOT PERFECT.

‫AND BELIEVE ME, A WEEK AGO, ‫I WOULD'VE BEEN BEGGING YOU ‫TO DO IT. BUT MY MOM--

‫SHE'S HAPPIER ‫THAN SHE'S EVER BEEN.

‫SHE DESERVES THAT.

‫OKAY.

‫I WILL CALL OUR ATTORNEY ‫AND SEE WHAT OPTIONS WE HAVE.

‫- THANK YOU. ‫- YOU'RE WELCOME.

‫I SAW YOU ‫AT THAT CAFE

‫WITH THAT WOMAN.

‫YOU MEAN SARAH? ‫SARAH'S A REPORTER WHO--

‫WHY DID YOU LIE ABOUT ‫MEETING WITH HER?

‫- OH NO, THIS IS NOT ‫ WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. ‫- THEN WHAT IS IT?

‫SARAH IS WRITING A BOOK ‫ABOUT THE SWITCH.

‫AND YOU KNOW HOW HARD ‫YOUR MOM HAS BEEN ‫WORKING ON HERS.

‫AND I WAS VERY CONCERNED

‫THAT WITH SARAH'S ‫EXPERIENCE AND CONTACTS

‫THAT SHE'D BEAT ‫YOUR MOM TO THE PUNCH.

‫I MEAN, COME ON, ‫LOOK, LET'S FACE IT.

‫HOW MANY "REAL STORY

‫OF THE SWITCHED ‫AT BIRTH FAMILY" BOOKS ‫CAN THERE BE OUT THERE?

‫- A BOOK. ‫- YEAH, A BOOK.

‫I HAD LUNCH WITH SARAH ‫TO CONVINCE HER ‫NOT TO WRITE IT.

‫AND YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

‫YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

‫- IT IS YOUR BUSINESS. ‫- IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN ‫ WANNA KNOW.

‫NO, IT-- IT'S OKAY.

‫WHAT I'M DOING ISN'T FAIR. ‫IT'S STUPID.

‫- NO, SWEETIE, IT'S NOT-- ‫- I HAD THIS FANTASY

‫OF WHAT OTHER PEOPLE'S ‫PERFECT FAMILIES ‫WOULD BE LIKE--

‫MOM, DAD, SIBLINGS, ‫PLATES THAT MATCHED

‫- I FOUND YOU GUYS ‫ AND I THOUGHT I HAD FINALLY-- ‫- OKAY OKAY OKAY, YOU'RE WRONG.

‫WE ARE NOT PERFECT.

‫I KNOW.

‫IT'S JUST--

‫MY DAD WALKED OUT,

‫AND I ALWAYS ‫FANTASIZED THAT

‫SOMEDAY HE'D COME BACK, ‫BEG FOR MY FORGIVENESS

‫AND FINALLY BE THE DAD ‫THAT I ALWAYS WANTED.

‫AND INSTEAD-- ‫BIG TWIST--

‫I GOT A TOTALLY NEW DAD.

‫MY REAL DAD.

‫AND YOU'RE AFRAID ‫OF WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

‫WHEN HE TURNS OUT ‫TO BE A SCHMUCK TOO, RIGHT?

‫( crying )

‫OKAY.

‫I WILL DISAPPOINT YOU--

‫I PROMISE YOU THAT--

‫BUT I WON'T LIE TO YOU

‫AND I WILL NEVER LEAVE.

‫( knocks ) HELLO?

‫ANGELO?

‫ANGELO?

‫HE'S GONE. ‫I WENT TO ANGELO'S APARTMENT ‫AND HE WASN'T THERE.

‫- HE'S GONE. ‫- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "GONE"?

‫HIS CLOTHES WERE GONE. ‫THE DOOR WAS KICKED IN.

‫- WHAT'S GOING ON? ‫- LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.

‫- WHAT? ‫- I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS.

‫- DID WHAT? ‫- YOU TURNED ANGELO IN!

‫- YOU WHAT? ‫- HONEY?

‫I DIDN'T TURN ‫ANYBODY IN, OKAY?

‫WE WERE GONNA HELP HIM ‫WORK ALL THIS OUT.

‫STOP LYING TO ME!

‫Adrianna: ‫ THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUTH.

‫YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T ‫TURN ANGELO IN.

‫I DID.

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