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(FLICKERING)
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Jon, Jon, he won't
come out of the car.
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(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)
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Is he definitely in there?
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George, don't be a prat.
Not today.
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MIKEY: How are we going
to get him out?
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What are you looking at me for?
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I think he might be
upset about something.
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(SIGHS)
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George, will you open the door
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so that we can talk about this?
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Please?
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Pretty please?
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(SCREAMING)
Open the bloody door!
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Biggest day of our lives
and you're going to ruin it!
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Well, thank you!
Thank you very much!
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I hope you suffocate in there!
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(BELL RINGING)
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CAREER ADVISOR: O'Dowd.
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(SIGHS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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So, George, what
do you want to be?
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Don't know.
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No burning ambitions?
Fighter pilot?
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Hairdresser? Captain
of the England team?
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Valerie Singleton's
soap on a rope?
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(LAUGHING) I've had
them all in here today.
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Unemployment is on the
rise, you need a skill.
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What can you do
better than others.
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Make up.
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Well, it's not really
a career choice, is it…
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At the end of Play for Today
it says "Make Up by…"
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Listen, sunshine, the future might
seem a long way off right now,
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but you take one wrong step
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and who knows
where you might end up.
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(DOOR OPENS)
(KEYS JINGLING)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
ON POLICE RADIO)
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(DOOR UNLOCKING)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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A dress?
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You can nick anything you
want and you choose a dress?
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You know, son, I was 18 once.
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Brothel creepers, drapes,
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the biggest quiff in the
neighborhood, you know.
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I get it.
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But this thing you're going through
right now, it won't last forever.
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Fashions come and go.
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Fashion is what you adopt when
you don't know who you are.
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Quentin Crisp said that.
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The poof in the hat?
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I don't pretend to know much,
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but I do know this,
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you're never going
to achieve anything
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in this life looking like that.
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Who says I want to
achieve anything?
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Why is everyone so obsessed
with how I'm going to turn out?
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Because we're worried about you.
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We want the best for you.
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Whatever's going
to happen to me,
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I don't think it's going
to happen here.
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(SIGHS)
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Here you are, son,
mind yourself.
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Thank you.
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(ROCK SONG PLAYING)
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DAWN: Pull the zip,
pull the zip down.
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Just pull the zip down.
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I'm pulling it.
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Pull it down.
Are you breathing in?
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Hiya.
Hey.
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(LAUGHS)
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You gotta breathe in.
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I am breathing in.
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I'm updside down. Just
pull the fucking zip down.
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(DRILLING)
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(WOMAN YELLING)
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(WATER DRIPPING)
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MARILYN: Nice pants.
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Am I dreaming?
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Why don't you pinch yourself?
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Ouch.
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All right, George.
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Is this yours?
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Isn't she great?
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She?
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It's Marilyn Monroe.
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What does that make me,
Bette Davis?
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(SCOFFS)
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What's its real name?
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Norma Jean.
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(EXHALES)
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MARILYN:
What are you wearing?
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This would go
for 200 quid in Sex.
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I found the suit in a bin
behind a wedding hire shop,
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hacked up an old
kilt for the straps.
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I'm sure that would be very
outrageous back home in Trumpton.
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Eltham.
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What are you, exactly?
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You're not a punk.
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Too much make up even for a mod.
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And I think we can rule
out skinhead or hippy.
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Glam, perhaps?
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I'm nothing.
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Which is why I can
look good in anything.
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Anything?
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(ROCK SONG PLAYING)
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And what have
we stumbled upon here?
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A boy, is it?
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(GASPS)
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A boy in mascara!
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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Take a good look.
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Would you let this in?
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Go home and make an effort!
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(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
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And here they line up,
the Wacky Racers.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Penelope Pitstop,
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Peter Perfect,
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the Gruesome Twosome,
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the Ant Hill Mob.
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And I guess that makes
you Dick Dastardly.
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Or Muttley, perhaps?
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I heard there's a shortage
of pricks in London tonight.
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So good of you to get a
coach in from the valleys
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and make up the shortfall.
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We are very busy tonight…
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That's because they've all come
to look at me, you Welsh fuck.
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(LAUGHING)
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(ELECTRONICA MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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All right, Billy.
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You can smell the fucking
mothballs from here.
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Am I the only one
making an effort?
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I mean, it's worse
than last week.
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T.B.H.
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To Be Had.
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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Sorry. Excuse me. I just
want to get to the bog.
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Thank you.
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MAN: Oi!
There's a queue here.
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Oh, this is ridiculous!
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Last Train to Clarksville?
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No thanks, darling.
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But give my love to Vicious
and Joplin when you see them.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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Sorry.
Just wanted to get a…
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What are you apologizing for?
Keep going!
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(CLICKING)
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NEWSREADER: Further allegations
regarding the pop star Boy George
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have emerged today, following
revelations in a Sunday newspaper
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by his younger brother David.
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The Culture Club lead vocalist,
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real name George O'Dowd,
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is reportedly spending
£800 a day on heroin.
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Friends and family have offered
support to the troubled star,
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but are calling for police
action to be taken.
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(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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REPORTER: How are you
feeling, George?
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Fine and fucking dandy.
How are you?
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Are you going to
buy drugs, George?
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Not unless they started
selling scag in Tescos.
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How are you feeling today?
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Same as I was three seconds
ago when you asked me that.
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Why do you think your
brother grassed you up?
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Maybe he's a compulsive liar.
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Are you taking drugs, George?
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No. Why, are you?
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We're offering £50,000 to anyone
who can prove you're on heroin.
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For that sort of money
I might just take it up.
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Is that a confession?
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(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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I'm not a drug addict,
I'm a drag addict.
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And if you're going
to quote me on anything,
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for God's sake
make sure it's that.
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Now kindly fuck off. Go pick on Wham!
for a change.
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We're worried about you, George.
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Do you really want to help me?
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I need milk, tea,
sugar, and Weetabix.
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Oh, and some Coke.
The fizzy brown variety.
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(REPORTERS GROAN)
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REPORTER: Message for
the fans, George?
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MAN 1: Oi, darling.
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Don't walk away, I'm
talking to you, ain't I?
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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MAN 1: Come here, darling.
I'm talking to you.
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Come on.
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Come on, come on…
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MAN 2: Yeah, you want some?
Come on!
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MAN 1: Come here, darling.
I wanna see ya.
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(MEN CONTINUE SPEAKING)
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Hey, leave her alone.
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Go on, sod off.
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MAN 1:
What's your problem?
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(MUTTERING)
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MAN 3: Freaks!
(MEN LAUGHING)
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You must be my knight
in camouflaged armor.
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(GEORGE MOANING)
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I'm not really gay.
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It's okay.
I'm not really a nun.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Let's just say I memorized
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every name and
number, from A to D.
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(LAUGHS)
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You're a fucking fantasist.
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What's this, then?
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(SCOFFS) You could've
done that yourself.
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You're accusing me
of sucking my own neck?
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No, I'm saying
you pinched it yourself
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to make it look
like a love bite.
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That's not even possible.
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Yeah, it is. Watch.
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(GROANING)
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What are you homos doing?
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It's a scientific
experiment to prove
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that George is
a lying little poof.
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You'll meet him at the
party, then you'll see.
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BOTH: What party?
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(ELECTRONICA MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(LAUGHING)
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All right, darling,
how you doing?
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(LAUGHS)
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You all right?
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Have you seen Vernon?
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I need to fuck someone.
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Oh, God.
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Vernon?
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MAN: Over there, mate.
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Darling, have you seen Vernon?
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No…
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(WOMAN MOANING)
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(SWITCH CLICKS)
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Ooh, sorry.
Anyone see…
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Shut the door, George, there's
a breeze howling up my chuff.
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VERNON: George!
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George!
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George!
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George, come here.
George!
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Sorry, is it my turn already?
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How do you want me? Up the
stairs or in the crapper?
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I tried to tell you…
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Tell me what?
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You know… No, I don't know!
Tell me what.
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That your mum's got piles?
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That you secretly listen
to Billy Joel records?
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That I'm straight.
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You might have mumbled something
while I was in your mouth.
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Was that what
you were trying to say?
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Listen up, everybody.
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In case any of you were in any
doubt, Vernon here is straight.
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100% hetro!
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Shut up.
Or what?
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(GRUNTS)
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You shouldn't have done that.
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ALL: (CHANTING)
Fight! Fight! Fight!
261
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,921
(YELLING)
262
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,759
(GRUNTS)
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
263
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,032
How does it feel to get your
arse kicked by a fairy?
264
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,735
(CROWD CHEERING)
265
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,476
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
266
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,884
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
267
00:20:58,858 --> 00:20:59,692
(SIGHS)
268
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:05,931
Why can I only ever
pull straight guys?
269
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,435
Because gay guys
don't find you attractive.
270
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,304
They fucking do!
271
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,341
Gay men think you're too much.
272
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,643
(SIGHS)
273
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:22,449
You, petal, are what a straight
man thinks a gay man looks like.
274
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,620
Why are you in my room?
275
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,457
I came to cheer you up!
276
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,293
(SIGHS)
277
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:38,731
Hmm.
278
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,403
(LAUGHING)
279
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,549
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
280
00:21:58,385 --> 00:21:59,051
Dad…
(GROANS)
281
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:06,892
I'll go boil a kettle
or something.
282
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,395
(PANTING)
283
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,366
Very nice.
284
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:21,006
You're wet.
285
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,709
It's raining beer
in the Black Lion.
286
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,481
What are you doing here?
287
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,117
I'm working nearby,
promised your mammy
288
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,854
I'd drop in and see
how you were getting on.
289
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,724
I called in
to your office yesterday.
290
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,059
They invented a machine to replace me.
You should get one.
291
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:45,096
Just drop the wise cracks
for one minute, would you?
292
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,499
I'm not a friend.
293
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,401
I'll find something else.
294
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,702
When?
I don't know.
295
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,003
Doing what?
I don't know!
296
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:52,939
Christ, could you
just lay off me?
297
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,674
I'm not hurting anyone!
298
00:22:56,042 --> 00:23:00,879
Right, get your stuff together.
299
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,881
What?
I'm taking you home.
300
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,484
You gave it your best shot,
it didn't work out.
301
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:08,119
No shame in that.
302
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,055
This is my home!
These are my friends!
303
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:11,790
I'm not going anywhere.
304
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,660
I just want you to have a plan.
305
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,537
Ah!
306
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:29,641
George, John.
John, George.
307
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,177
All we need now is a Paul and a Ringo.
(LAUGHS)
308
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:36,548
What do you think
of the penis extension?
309
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:39,951
Lovely.
Oh, circumcised too.
310
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,520
Oh.
311
00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:44,523
Your nose grows
when you're jealous.
312
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,593
Like Pinocchio with bad skin.
313
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,562
Are you ready, Peter?
314
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,135
He's still a work in progress.
315
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,673
I'll send you a postcard.
316
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:02,942
From where?
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
317
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:04,877
Scotland.
318
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,514
I think he owns a chunk of it.
319
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:10,181
What am I gonna do now?
320
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,150
If you get lonely,
you could always resort
321
00:24:12,151 --> 00:24:13,986
to a series of
grubby one night stands.
322
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,526
Honey, you'll be fine.
323
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:22,494
I'll be back to visit.
324
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,496
Promise.
325
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,632
That's it, keep your chins up.
326
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,867
(ENGINE STARTS)
327
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:32,238
Oh, and I left a little
something on your bed.
328
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,007
Enjoy it.
329
00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,084
(HORN HONKING)
330
00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:07,574
What am I supposed
to be looking at?
331
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,109
It's me!
332
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,947
What have you all done?
333
00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:16,783
Nothing.
334
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,654
I don't get it.
335
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,290
We're a fashion movement.
336
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,594
What are you called?
337
00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:29,128
We don't have a name.
338
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,266
So I probably wouldn't have
heard about you, then?
339
00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:40,138
Here, Dee, listen to this, yeah.
340
00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,307
He said he's a fashion movement
341
00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:44,810
and so I said,
"What are you called?"
342
00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,845
And he said
he doesn't have a name,
343
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,347
so I said, "I probably wouldn't
have heard of you then, would I."
344
00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:51,049
(LAUGHING)
345
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,684
That's funny.
346
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,586
Oh, I don't know.
347
00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,187
Any news on the job front?
348
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:57,322
Yes and no.
349
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,824
Which?
350
00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,726
I've heard about a job
that's going.
351
00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,695
So can you get an interview?
352
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,998
That isn't the problem.
353
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:13,104
Why do you want
this job, Mr. O'Dowd?
354
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:15,006
I fucking don't.
355
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,909
In that case, you're hired.
356
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,245
(GRUNTS)
357
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,080
You're so hideous,
358
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,784
I don't want the public
looking at you.
359
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,822
Chop-chop.
360
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,625
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
361
00:27:18,037 --> 00:27:20,706
Do you want me to check
this, or cremate it?
362
00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:22,641
Just give me my ticket!
363
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,234
Fuck off, Steve, I'm on a break.
364
00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:28,040
His name's Kirk.
He's a singer.
365
00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:31,242
What does he sing about?
366
00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:34,045
Diving into muff,
for all I know.
367
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,216
He's straight.
Very straight.
368
00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,954
That's your problem, Steve.
369
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,223
No ambition.
370
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,761
Back to your hutch.
371
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,126
This country hasn't been engaged
372
00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,228
in a proper land war
for 35 years.
373
00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:24,963
Don't you think we're due one?
374
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:26,865
And what are you, 20 years old?
375
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,300
Any war in the 1980s,
and there will be one,
376
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,803
and you and me
will be conscripted.
377
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,271
Be cool if they
put us all in together.
378
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,340
We could be like the
cross dressing regiment.
379
00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:37,876
(LAUGHS)
380
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:40,278
Just suppose they
do make us fight
381
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,180
who do you think it's
going to be against?
382
00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:44,950
I don't know, the Russians?
383
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,918
What's a Russian ever done
to hurt you?
384
00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:48,353
They have nuclear.
385
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:50,155
So do the Americans.
386
00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:52,892
What makes you trust an
American over a Russian?
387
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,827
Anyway, Maggie will save us.
388
00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:58,797
(SPURTING) Thatcher's
just Callaghan in a dress.
389
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:01,968
You should put that in a song.
390
00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:08,840
Our fathers will be remembered
391
00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:11,076
as the generation
who skipped the wars.
392
00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:13,244
That's why they fucking hate us.
393
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,546
That's what punk
was really all about.
394
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,515
And that's why
it ended the way it did.
395
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:20,952
As soon as they started
labeling it, we killed it off.
396
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,487
And whatever
we come up with next,
397
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,089
we'll kill that before they figure it out.
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
398
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,557
My dad thinks wearing after
shave makes men gay.
399
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,593
(LAUGHS)
400
00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,329
Who are you talking to?
401
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,169
Myself. Obviously.
402
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:41,974
What was it like?
403
00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,212
Now I remember.
404
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,015
Sort of grey, looked like
something we buried my nan in.
405
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:51,450
Voila!
406
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,586
Where's the boyfriend tonight?
407
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,088
He went home.
408
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:58,924
Alone?
409
00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:01,326
WOMAN:
What's it to you?
410
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:03,528
You want to keep your
eye on that one.
411
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,663
(SOFTLY) I reckon he's got
a tendency to deceive.
412
00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:07,033
(BANGS)
Ow!
413
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,203
You're mental.
414
00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:14,941
Slag.
415
00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:22,380
It's very sweet of you
to walk me home.
416
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,016
I'm a gentleman.
417
00:31:25,017 --> 00:31:26,517
Are you sure your bike's going
to be all right back there?
418
00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,119
What bike?
419
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,921
Your motorbike.
420
00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:32,190
Why would you think
I have a motorbike?
421
00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:35,426
Oh, I don't know,
the helmet, the jacket…
422
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:38,496
My mate gave me a backy,
dropped me off at the club.
423
00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:41,399
Why, do you like bikers
or something?
424
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,667
The ones who don't chase me
425
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,636
or threaten to kick my teeth in.
426
00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:47,239
This is me.
427
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,278
Do you want to come
and see us play sometime?
428
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:54,980
Only if you write
a song about me.
429
00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,048
(LAUGHS)
430
00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:00,452
How are you getting home?
431
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,089
I don't know, bus.
432
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:07,525
They stopped running hours ago.
433
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,096
You can come in
for a cuppa if you like.
434
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,004
You know I don't have
sex with blokes, right?
435
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,974
I'm only offering tea.
436
00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:25,711
(DOOR OPENS)
437
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,490
(POP SONG PLAYING)
438
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,245
I hope you like it weak.
439
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:02,248
You look like a girl.
440
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,086
Thank you.
441
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,801
(FIRE CRACKLING)
442
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:55,254
(FIRE CRACKLING)
443
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,935
What the hell are you doing,
you crazy old bastard?
444
00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,670
I'm killing him.
445
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,239
Killing who?
446
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,574
The freak they all like
to gawp at.
447
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:19,277
The junkie that
took over my son's body.
448
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:21,880
Well, it's a good thing insanity
doesn't run in the family.
449
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:29,320
I received a Grammy in this!
450
00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:30,855
Get a grip on yourself.
451
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,223
It's just a dress.
452
00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:34,425
Wrong!
It's an Issey Miyake!
453
00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,494
But you're
such a thick Irish lump
454
00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:38,896
you wouldn't
even know who he is.
455
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,431
How did you get in here?
456
00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:42,267
Through a window.
457
00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:44,469
One of the photographers
gave me a leg up.
458
00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:46,304
Nice to know they're good
for something.
459
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,706
They're worried about you.
460
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:49,707
I don't know if you've noticed,
461
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,742
but there's a big fucking
bounty on my head
462
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:53,878
and I'm not talking
the chocolate variety.
463
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:54,879
Your fellow
house breakers out there
464
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,481
are being paid to harass me!
465
00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:59,917
One minute you're chasing them,
466
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:02,387
next they're chasing you.
467
00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:05,291
Seems like a funny
game, if you ask me.
468
00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:09,360
You're wasting your time.
469
00:37:09,361 --> 00:37:10,895
I flushed it all.
470
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,630
What I could find of it anyway.
471
00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:14,600
I'm sure you've got another
stash hidden away somewhere.
472
00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:18,704
You've been watching
too much Grange Hill.
473
00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,610
(CLOCK CHIMING)
474
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,458
Is this my fault, all this?
475
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:44,795
Did I fuck up with you somehow?
476
00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:47,465
You say that like there's
something wrong with me.
477
00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:48,599
Oh!
478
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,337
You just don't even
see it, do you?
479
00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:54,439
If you were happy…
480
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:58,409
Just go.
Please, Dad, just go.
481
00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:00,545
I came here to help.
482
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:01,546
What do you think you're
capable of doing?
483
00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:04,615
So far all you've done is
aggravate my asthma.
484
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,384
Why won't you let me try?
485
00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,486
Because I'm fine!
486
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:09,954
Stop reading
the fucking red tops
487
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,055
for a day and look at me.
488
00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:12,957
I'm your son.
Look at me.
489
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,626
I am fine.
490
00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:29,408
I don't even recognize you.
491
00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:36,581
I should've brought some
of the letters.
492
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,015
People who have been
through similar problems
493
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,517
with their sons and daughters.
494
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:41,752
So reassuring to
know I'm a cliche.
495
00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:44,655
They're all worried
about you, Georgie.
496
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,891
They grab your mammy
and me in the shops
497
00:38:46,892 --> 00:38:49,827
and tell us how they want
to see you get better.
498
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:53,631
We got a phone call from
Japan a couple of days back.
499
00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:56,100
I didn't understand
a word they were saying,
500
00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:58,869
but it was obvious
it was to do with you.
501
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,104
(EXCLAIMING)
502
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:02,374
"How Boy? How Boy?"
503
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:08,646
People you've never met
before are praying for you.
504
00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:12,918
I get sick and your mammy
just sneers at me, but you…
505
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,589
You've no idea how
many people love you.
506
00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:27,433
Then why do I feel so hated?
507
00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:50,588
(BELL RINGING)
508
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:51,723
(BELL TOLLING)
509
00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:54,460
(HORN HONKING)
510
00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:36,534
You're a girl.
511
00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:37,602
If that's what you want.
512
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:38,870
Just say it.
513
00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:40,971
I'm a girl.
514
00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,640
Again.
515
00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:43,842
I'm a girl.
516
00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:46,044
I'm your girl.
517
00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,626
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
518
00:41:49,274 --> 00:41:50,676
(LAUGHING)
519
00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:52,744
Bloody hell.
520
00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:54,646
Yeah, I love it.
521
00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:57,616
Thank you.
522
00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:04,690
(INAUDIBLE)
523
00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:27,979
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
524
00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:36,988
(ALL CHEERING)
525
00:42:56,608 --> 00:42:58,343
Oh, wow.
526
00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:02,580
Thank you.
527
00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:14,224
♪ Sexuality ♪
528
00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:16,894
What are you doing?
529
00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:19,096
I think they call it singing.
530
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,766
That's your singing voice?
531
00:43:22,367 --> 00:43:24,201
Why, what's wrong with it?
532
00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:30,107
Nothing, it just…
Doesn't suit the song.
533
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:33,143
Well, maybe I'll write a song
that does suit my voice.
534
00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:34,178
You?
535
00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:36,113
(STRUMS GUITAR)
536
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:37,783
Write music? (LAUGHS)
537
00:43:52,931 --> 00:43:54,733
(HUMMING TUNE)
538
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,715
(INSTRUMENTS TUNING)
539
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:19,925
Wait, wait, wait.
540
00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:25,362
Pint of bitter, cheers.
541
00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:27,197
All right, Jon.
542
00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:28,866
Kirk.
543
00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:30,134
Shouldn't you be up there?
544
00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:33,738
They can have him when I'm done.
545
00:44:33,739 --> 00:44:36,908
All right. Go break
someone else's leg.
546
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:43,448
What are you, a fan?
547
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:46,951
I'm a drummer.
548
00:44:46,952 --> 00:44:48,754
Checking out
the competition, are we?
549
00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:51,456
Something like that.
550
00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:54,860
Jon Moss.
551
00:44:56,461 --> 00:44:59,030
A handshake,
how very traditional.
552
00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:04,769
George O'Dowd, so very pleased
to make your acquaintance.
553
00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:06,503
O'Dowd. Irish?
554
00:45:06,504 --> 00:45:08,839
Irish to the heels
of my brogues.
555
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,876
Can I do a little jig
for you, sir? (CHUCKLES)
556
00:45:11,877 --> 00:45:13,778
So, what do you do, George?
557
00:45:13,779 --> 00:45:15,413
Apart from take the piss.
558
00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:20,951
I take care of
Kirk's appearance.
559
00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:23,120
I thought his mum was
still dressing him.
560
00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:24,922
He's moving out of home soon.
561
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,423
We'll probably
get a place together.
562
00:45:26,424 --> 00:45:29,159
Something nice in the suburbs.
563
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,228
Grow our own veg,
skin our own goats.
564
00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,097
All very Tom and Barbara.
565
00:45:33,098 --> 00:45:35,032
(LAUGHS)
566
00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:37,135
Kirk?
He's as straight as I am.
567
00:45:40,005 --> 00:45:42,240
I'd say the jury's still
out on the pair of you.
568
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:45,309
(CAMERA CLICKS)
569
00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:46,878
(RINGING TONE)
570
00:45:58,056 --> 00:45:59,224
(RINGING TONE)
571
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:13,371
(RINGING TONE)
572
00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:20,278
Jon? Are you there?
573
00:46:22,914 --> 00:46:24,514
JON ON PHONE:
What do you want?
574
00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:26,116
Who are you doing?
575
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:28,118
It's the middle of the night
576
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:28,820
and I'm not in the
fucking mood for this.
577
00:46:28,821 --> 00:46:30,888
Well, maybe I'm in the mood!
578
00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:34,058
So maybe you should make the fucking
effort to get into the mood!
579
00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,861
Get to the point, George.
580
00:46:38,596 --> 00:46:40,397
I'm quitting the band.
581
00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:42,900
Didn't we fire you already?
582
00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:44,869
Nobody fires me, dwarf!
I am the band.
583
00:46:44,870 --> 00:46:46,370
And now I'm a solo artist.
584
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:48,472
Branson would cut his own
dick off to get my signature.
585
00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:50,107
Yeah, well, good luck with that.
586
00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:52,810
You'll let me know
how it goes, won't you?
587
00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:03,854
Go to bed, George.
588
00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:06,256
Who are you with?
589
00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:08,158
What does it matter?
590
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,929
Just answer
the fucking question.
591
00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:16,034
I'm not with anyone. I'm on
my own, trying to sleep.
592
00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:18,435
Liar!
593
00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,037
What do you want to hear?
594
00:47:20,038 --> 00:47:22,272
What do I have to say so that
we can both get some sleep?
595
00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:24,374
Just tell me and I'll say it.
596
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:27,144
What do I want to hear?
597
00:47:27,145 --> 00:47:28,980
What do you want to hear?
598
00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:34,886
I want to hear…
599
00:47:38,924 --> 00:47:40,926
I want to hear you say…
600
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:57,308
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Repeat after me.
601
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:00,044
"I'm a talentless dwarf Jew
602
00:48:00,045 --> 00:48:03,580
"and I've made a pile of money
riding on your coat tails."
603
00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:05,282
Go fuck yourself, George.
604
00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:06,317
(DISCONNECTS CALL)
605
00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:09,054
(YELLS)
606
00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:13,390
REPORTER: George!
George! George!
607
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:14,559
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
608
00:48:24,502 --> 00:48:27,404
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
609
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,674
catch a poser by the toe.
610
00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:33,410
If he hollers, let him go.
611
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:38,148
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
612
00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:40,418
Go on, before I change my mind.
(SIGHS)
613
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:44,989
You'd better be
fucking important
614
00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:47,192
to be parking on my yellow line.
615
00:48:49,094 --> 00:48:50,295
(ELECTRONICA MUSIC PLAYING)
616
00:48:59,504 --> 00:49:00,371
Sir…
617
00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:06,044
(EXCLAIMS)
618
00:49:08,013 --> 00:49:09,080
(ALL SCREAMING
IN EXCITEMENT)
619
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:14,185
He's looking for dancers
for a video!
620
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,055
Who?
Bowie!
621
00:49:20,258 --> 00:49:21,959
I've gone fishing!
622
00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:44,381
Is it really him?
623
00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:46,750
You can copy the look,
you can mimic the voice,
624
00:49:46,751 --> 00:49:49,419
but you can't fake
the crooked teeth.
625
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:52,690
You're too late.
I am the chosen one.
626
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:54,625
You?
627
00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:57,694
I'll let you in
on a secret, though.
628
00:49:57,695 --> 00:50:00,730
David's asked me to
pick two other dancers.
629
00:50:00,731 --> 00:50:04,534
People I think will compliment
the look of his new video.
630
00:50:04,535 --> 00:50:09,373
So, if you'll excuse me,
that's what I'm going to do.
631
00:50:09,374 --> 00:50:11,376
Better luck next time!
632
00:50:17,082 --> 00:50:20,050
GEORGE: First he steals my look,
then he steals my career.
633
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:22,819
I was into Bowie before Steve
Strange cultivated his first pube!
634
00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:24,189
It's not fair!
635
00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,091
Are you even listening to me?
636
00:50:27,092 --> 00:50:29,659
Should my face be on this?
637
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:32,029
A bit of color
wouldn't go amiss.
638
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:37,334
Bollocks to it. Bowie's
loss is your gain.
639
00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:38,435
You're going to sell millions
640
00:50:38,436 --> 00:50:40,104
and then I can finally
tell my parents
641
00:50:40,105 --> 00:50:41,371
what I'm going to do
with the rest of my life.
642
00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:42,539
What's that?
643
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:45,110
Help you spend
your money, of course.
644
00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:50,781
That is still the plan,
isn't it?
645
00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:54,285
Yeah, yeah, 'course.
646
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,292
(ELECTRONICA MUSIC PLAYING)
647
00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:07,657
(RINGING TONE)
648
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:08,859
(GEORGE PANTING)
649
00:52:11,562 --> 00:52:13,563
Hello.
650
00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:15,265
Can I speak with Kirk, please?
651
00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:16,367
(COIN CLINKING)
652
00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:34,252
Don't do this to me,
not on the phone!
653
00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:38,455
You say it to my face.
654
00:52:38,456 --> 00:52:40,391
Say it to my fucking face,
you coward!
655
00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:48,666
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
656
00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,284
(BANGING ON DOOR)
657
00:53:12,990 --> 00:53:14,558
What are you doing here,
you silly tosser?
658
00:53:14,559 --> 00:53:15,692
Have you got something
to say to me?
659
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:16,760
WOMAN: Who is it?
660
00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:18,528
It's for me, Mum.
661
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,431
You came all this way
to make a scene?
662
00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:23,401
I'd walk further than this.
663
00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:29,740
Get in here.
664
00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:39,749
He's a funny looking thing.
665
00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:42,320
He's had a fight
with his girlfriend.
666
00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,521
What?
667
00:53:44,522 --> 00:53:46,323
Boys like that
do not have girlfriends.
668
00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:47,391
What do you want me to do,
669
00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:49,294
kick him out on the street?
670
00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:53,430
WOMAN: Ah, bless…
671
00:53:53,431 --> 00:53:55,333
His little heart's broken.
672
00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:01,439
He'll get over it.
673
00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:09,514
Kirk…
(SHUSHES)
674
00:54:16,721 --> 00:54:19,456
I made fucking
onion rings for you.
675
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:21,458
You have no idea
how much I've cried.
676
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,027
I was hoping you would
just take the hint.
677
00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:25,729
We had plans.
678
00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:28,433
Everyone makes plans.
It doesn't mean anything.
679
00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:30,335
Look at me.
680
00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:35,573
I'm your girl.
681
00:54:39,477 --> 00:54:40,944
But you ain't.
682
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:43,980
I'm Jane Fonda, I'm Joan
Collins, I'm Cheryl Ladd…
683
00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:45,382
I'm whatever you think I am.
684
00:54:45,383 --> 00:54:46,783
It's just fucking around.
You know?
685
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:50,654
Experimenting.
None of it's real.
686
00:54:50,655 --> 00:54:51,921
It's like how it got with punk.
687
00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:53,457
Oh, God, will you just
shut up about punk!
688
00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:56,494
Punk is gone, forget about punk.
689
00:54:57,362 --> 00:54:59,829
That's what I'm saying.
690
00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:02,867
Punk's gone and I don't
know what's next.
691
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:18,548
It's all changing.
Haven't you noticed?
692
00:55:18,549 --> 00:55:21,418
Everyone's looking more
like you and less like me.
693
00:55:21,419 --> 00:55:23,954
I'd give anything
to look like you.
694
00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:30,561
I've been trying to keep up.
695
00:55:33,063 --> 00:55:35,131
I've been pretending
that I'm something I'm not.
696
00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:37,902
I'm sorry, George. It's
not you, it's fashion.
697
00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:57,621
Whoever the bitch is,
698
00:55:57,622 --> 00:55:59,657
I hope she knows
how lucky she is.
699
00:56:05,095 --> 00:56:06,597
(DOOR OPENS)
700
00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:09,133
(DOOR CLOSES)
701
00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:14,605
(SOBBING)
702
00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:23,380
(HORN HONKING)
703
00:56:26,016 --> 00:56:27,083
Yeah, well, at least
my mother knows
704
00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,486
how to make Yorkshire
Pudding, you scrittled dick.
705
00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:30,455
(TIRES SCREECHING)
706
00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:33,824
I never want to see you again.
707
00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:49,939
Come on, Cinders…
708
00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:51,008
(SOBBING)
709
00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:07,591
I said no, David.
710
00:57:07,592 --> 00:57:08,725
(ALL LAUGHING)
711
00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:11,094
The travel was first class.
712
00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,730
The beach, the most beautiful
beach I've ever been to.
713
00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:16,733
(CONTINUES SPEAKING)
714
00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:18,134
Ten seconds in a Bowie video
715
00:57:18,135 --> 00:57:21,471
and he thinks he's Liz Taylor.
716
00:57:21,472 --> 00:57:22,872
He thought they'd be
filming it in Barbados,
717
00:57:22,873 --> 00:57:24,107
they ended up in Southend.
718
00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:27,744
They should have let me drive
that bulldozer down the beach.
719
00:57:27,745 --> 00:57:29,112
I would have
flattened the bastard!
720
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:31,180
At least he's doing
something with his life.
721
00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:33,450
What have you freaks achieved?
722
00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:38,788
You know what
this means, don't you?
723
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,824
What?
724
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:45,563
If Steve Strange can get
on television, anyone can.
725
00:57:52,637 --> 00:57:54,704
Half of it doesn't even rhyme.
726
00:57:54,705 --> 00:57:56,773
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme.
727
00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:58,808
(SCOFFS) I thought
these were song lyrics.
728
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:00,243
That's what poetry is, you spaz.
729
00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:02,646
(LAUGHS)
730
00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:04,280
You should learn an instrument.
731
00:58:04,281 --> 00:58:08,585
Guitars look butch,
drums make you sweat,
732
00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:10,154
and no one even notices
the keyboard player.
733
00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:16,159
No. I'm a solo artist.
734
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,595
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
735
00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:07,176
RUSTY: All right, George.
736
00:59:07,177 --> 00:59:08,746
Steve and me
wanted a quick word.
737
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,851
Here he is.
738
00:59:14,852 --> 00:59:16,753
I'll see you next Tuesday.
739
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:19,322
STEVE: Sit down, Rusty.
740
00:59:19,323 --> 00:59:20,690
I don't want to be
involved in this.
741
00:59:20,691 --> 00:59:22,826
Well, you are involved, so sit.
742
00:59:22,827 --> 00:59:23,828
GEORGE: Who died?
743
00:59:27,264 --> 00:59:28,899
Empty your pockets, George.
744
00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:32,702
Why?
745
00:59:32,703 --> 00:59:34,771
Because we're your employers,
746
00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:36,906
and we're telling you to.
747
00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:38,676
You're making a big mistake.
748
00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:46,751
And the bag.
749
00:59:57,628 --> 00:59:58,795
Happy now?
750
00:59:58,796 --> 01:00:00,163
We owe you an apology.
751
01:00:00,164 --> 01:00:02,131
Too fucking right you do.
752
01:00:02,132 --> 01:00:03,834
You wouldn't try that
shit if I was in NUCA.
753
01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:07,136
What's NUCA?
754
01:00:07,137 --> 01:00:09,939
National Union
of Cloakroom Attendants.
755
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,241
I'm starting it tomorrow.
756
01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:14,945
George…
757
01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:17,081
What now?
758
01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:38,067
I'd just like to say that
I'm really, really sorry.
759
01:00:38,068 --> 01:00:39,937
So you should be.
760
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:43,774
Really sorry
761
01:00:51,215 --> 01:00:52,782
that I have to fire you.
762
01:00:52,783 --> 01:00:54,150
You can't fire me, I quit.
763
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:56,152
You can't quit
after you're fired.
764
01:00:56,153 --> 01:00:57,420
I quit hours ago, I was just
seeing out the end of my shift.
765
01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:59,388
Well, you didn't mention
it to me or Rusty,
766
01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:01,791
so it doesn't count.
767
01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:03,793
It counts. Me and Martin are
talking about starting a band.
768
01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:06,696
(SCOFFS)
Martin fucking Degville?
769
01:01:06,697 --> 01:01:08,231
If that man ever records
a note of music
770
01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:09,999
I'll burn my record player.
771
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,100
I quit.
772
01:01:11,101 --> 01:01:12,969
No, you're fired.
Quit.
773
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:15,438
Can we just agree that
you no longer work here?
774
01:01:15,439 --> 01:01:17,006
Fired!
Quit!
775
01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,776
Fired!
Quit!
776
01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:25,149
He's fired!
777
01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:30,387
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION
OVER POLICE RADIO)
778
01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:49,299
Bye.
779
01:03:22,366 --> 01:03:23,367
(EXCLAIMS)
780
01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:25,903
(SIGHS)
781
01:03:33,543 --> 01:03:35,012
(GRUNTING)
782
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:02,638
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
783
01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:04,340
REPORTER: He's up there.
784
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:05,509
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
785
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:15,485
(DOG GROWLING)
786
01:04:18,055 --> 01:04:20,556
Nice night for it.
787
01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:21,992
(BARKS)
I'm sorry, love.
788
01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:06,302
(BANGING ON DOOR)
789
01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:07,370
STEVE: Who is it?
790
01:05:07,371 --> 01:05:09,605
It's George.
791
01:05:09,606 --> 01:05:12,575
Whoa, whoa! I never
said you can come in.
792
01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:14,979
Don't play silly buggers
with me.
793
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:17,481
Where's the drugs?
794
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,721
(INHALING)
795
01:05:25,722 --> 01:05:27,924
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
796
01:05:48,245 --> 01:05:49,412
(TRIMMER WHIRRING)
797
01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:51,547
You're Malcolm McLaren.
798
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:53,950
(SCOFFS) So much
for the new look.
799
01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:56,419
What are you?
800
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:57,486
I'm a singer.
801
01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,155
Come on, son.
No, no.
802
01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:00,456
Leave him.
He's a singer,
803
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,192
we should let him sing.
804
01:06:07,364 --> 01:06:10,066
In your own time.
805
01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:11,267
What do you want to hear?
806
01:06:11,268 --> 01:06:15,072
Whatever pops into
your deluded little head.
807
01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:30,219
♪ All things bright ♪
♪ and beautiful ♪
808
01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:34,690
♪ All creatures great ♪
♪ and small ♪
809
01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:37,161
♪ All things wise ♪
♪ and wonderful… ♪
810
01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:41,364
You plucked up all that courage,
811
01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:46,402
came all this way, just to
sing a Sunday School hymn?
812
01:06:46,403 --> 01:06:47,104
It was just in my head.
813
01:06:49,373 --> 01:06:51,707
(WHISPERS)
Do you hear that?
814
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:55,578
That is the sound of
no one applauding.
815
01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:57,013
Get used to it.
816
01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,550
I want to be famous.
817
01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,719
Famous for what?
818
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,089
Thirty-five years should
just about do it.
819
01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:07,690
(LAUGHS)
820
01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:09,558
Since you force me to
look for a positive,
821
01:07:09,559 --> 01:07:11,728
you have
an interesting exterior.
822
01:07:13,797 --> 01:07:16,333
You should see me
when I make an effort.
823
01:07:19,336 --> 01:07:20,570
(OPERA PLAYING)
824
01:07:35,819 --> 01:07:37,354
(DOORBELL RINGING)
825
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:40,757
(DOOR BUZZES OPEN)
826
01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:51,734
MALCOLM: Up here.
827
01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:53,337
Take your shoes off.
828
01:08:04,881 --> 01:08:06,550
No, no, no, down here.
829
01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:10,554
And for God's sake
put your shoes on!
830
01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:19,663
MALCOLM: How wonderful.
831
01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,568
Notorious for doing nothing.
832
01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:27,570
Only now I think it's time
I actually did something.
833
01:08:27,571 --> 01:08:30,273
Why fuck with a winning formula?
834
01:08:30,274 --> 01:08:32,141
Did you tell me
your name already?
835
01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:35,711
Three times, Mr. McLaren.
It's George.
836
01:08:35,712 --> 01:08:39,149
How horribly forgettable.
We should change it.
837
01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:42,218
To what?
838
01:08:42,219 --> 01:08:47,323
I've just written a song about a
pilot called Lieutenant Lush.
839
01:08:47,324 --> 01:08:48,258
Do I get to record this song?
840
01:08:48,259 --> 01:08:49,892
As it's named after me.
841
01:08:49,893 --> 01:08:53,529
It's for a little group I put
together called Bow Wow Wow Wow.
842
01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:55,331
I thought there were
just two "Wows".
843
01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:57,633
I've been thinking
about extending it.
844
01:08:57,634 --> 01:08:59,935
That's a brilliant idea!
845
01:08:59,936 --> 01:09:01,904
Don't kiss my arse, George.
846
01:09:01,905 --> 01:09:03,740
Please. Call me Lush.
847
01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:09,512
I have little interest
in the music industry.
848
01:09:09,513 --> 01:09:11,680
I sell clothes.
849
01:09:11,681 --> 01:09:14,583
In order to sell anything
you have to advertise it.
850
01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:17,586
That's why I put
The Pistols together.
851
01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:20,556
If I were to form a real band
852
01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:22,758
that would take a great
deal of time and effort,
853
01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:24,460
neither of which I have.
854
01:09:24,461 --> 01:09:27,630
So, when I look at you,
855
01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:29,933
what do you think I ask myself?
856
01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:36,605
"How do I spell his name
on a check?" (LAUGHS)
857
01:09:36,606 --> 01:09:40,343
Can you wear
what I tell you to wear,
858
01:09:40,344 --> 01:09:44,247
and convince others to copy you?
859
01:09:44,248 --> 01:09:47,250
I'm your mannequin,
Mr. McLaren.
860
01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:48,385
(GLASS SHATTERING)
861
01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:54,490
I'm having
a new house delivered.
862
01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:56,860
They're sending it
one bit at a time.
863
01:10:05,969 --> 01:10:07,704
(PUNK ROCK SONG PLAYING)
864
01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:07,631
(DOOR OPENS)
865
01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:11,334
Did I miss the band meeting?
866
01:11:11,335 --> 01:11:13,736
Well, they came early.
867
01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:16,772
They didn't mention it.
868
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:19,908
There's no easy way to say this.
869
01:11:19,909 --> 01:11:21,511
They don't like you.
870
01:11:23,447 --> 01:11:24,547
Oh.
871
01:11:24,548 --> 01:11:26,049
They want you out.
872
01:11:28,885 --> 01:11:30,886
I hope you told them
where to go.
873
01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:33,055
Of course I did.
874
01:11:33,056 --> 01:11:35,724
Which is why
875
01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:40,430
they are off on tour
without you.
876
01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:47,671
Enjoy the rest of your life.
877
01:11:50,574 --> 01:11:52,475
MARILYN:
They're shit anyway.
878
01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:53,843
Adam and the Ants with bongos.
879
01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:57,746
You know who you want to be?
880
01:11:57,747 --> 01:11:58,881
Who do I want to be?
881
01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:00,616
Shakin' Stevens.
882
01:12:00,617 --> 01:12:02,551
Trust me, I don't want
to be Shakin' Stevens.
883
01:12:02,552 --> 01:12:05,754
I'd give anything to be Shaky.
884
01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:08,524
Kids love him,
grannies love him.
885
01:12:08,525 --> 01:12:10,926
He's number one
every pissing Tuesday
886
01:12:10,927 --> 01:12:12,395
and no one's even
bothering to copy it.
887
01:12:12,396 --> 01:12:13,329
I don't think
there's enough room
888
01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:16,098
for two people
to dance on Elvis's grave.
889
01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:18,401
Anyway, fuck music,
I'm going to be an actor.
890
01:12:18,402 --> 01:12:20,336
You're Lieutenant Lush.
891
01:12:21,971 --> 01:12:23,939
"Leftenant" Lush.
That's what I said.
892
01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:27,109
No, you said Lieutenant.
As in Columbo.
893
01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:29,578
Anyway, I'm not him.
Lush is dead.
894
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:31,046
A life cut tragically short.
895
01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:32,948
But it means nothing to me.
896
01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:35,618
I'm in the music business, too.
897
01:12:35,619 --> 01:12:38,422
Yeah, I thought I'd seen
you working in Our Price.
898
01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:41,625
What do you do?
899
01:12:44,428 --> 01:12:45,695
(SCATTING)
900
01:12:49,999 --> 01:12:52,701
(CLEARS THROAT)
901
01:12:52,702 --> 01:12:55,070
I'm starting a band
if you're interested.
902
01:12:55,071 --> 01:12:56,939
I hope you've got more
instruments than that.
903
01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:58,007
(LAUGHS)
904
01:12:59,976 --> 01:13:01,444
You're funny. (LAUGHS)
905
01:13:01,445 --> 01:13:03,045
Well, that's good enough
for me, I'm in.
906
01:13:03,046 --> 01:13:04,581
(LAUGHING)
907
01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:11,521
STEVE: They're selling
pirate shirts in Topshop.
908
01:13:12,522 --> 01:13:15,023
What?
909
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:19,028
I said they're selling pirate
shirts in fucking Topshop.
910
01:13:23,132 --> 01:13:27,571
I walk down the street and people
don't even throw stuff at me anymore.
911
01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:33,977
What does that mean?
912
01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:38,548
We're dead.
Officially naff.
913
01:13:40,684 --> 01:13:43,619
Doomed to walk
the forgotten land
914
01:13:43,620 --> 01:13:46,723
with John Lydon
and Les Mc-fucking-Keown.
915
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,526
Who?
916
01:13:52,862 --> 01:13:54,531
Bay City Rollers.
917
01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:57,433
God, they were huge.
918
01:14:00,837 --> 01:14:03,906
You either made it
onto the Live Aid bill
919
01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:05,909
or you picked up your P45.
920
01:14:08,912 --> 01:14:10,045
(GRUNTS)
921
01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:12,915
I was busy that day.
922
01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:15,451
You still have
a recording contract?
923
01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:17,687
I quit the band.
924
01:14:19,989 --> 01:14:21,558
Or I was fired.
925
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,527
Go it alone.
926
01:14:24,528 --> 01:14:27,062
My grandmother couldn't pick
the others out of a line-up.
927
01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:31,700
And what exactly would Granny
Strange know about it?
928
01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:34,202
Who do you think used
to buy your records?
929
01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:37,072
It wasn't just fat teenage girls
unable to get boyfriends.
930
01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:41,844
My granny fucking loved you.
931
01:14:41,845 --> 01:14:47,516
"Stevie, why can't you be
more like that Boy George?"
932
01:14:47,517 --> 01:14:51,687
"He's a lying, thieving, heroin
snorting bender", I'd tell her,
933
01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:55,190
but she wouldn't
hear a word of it.
934
01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:57,160
Thought you were
as pure as the driven snow.
935
01:15:00,263 --> 01:15:01,898
That was Jon's doing.
936
01:15:04,568 --> 01:15:06,502
You two still together?
937
01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:10,073
I think he wishes I was dead.
938
01:15:14,177 --> 01:15:16,245
This could be his lucky night.
939
01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:27,724
What are these, pornos?
940
01:15:29,759 --> 01:15:32,060
I don't watch them,
I just deliver them.
941
01:15:32,061 --> 01:15:34,262
I'm George, in case you forgot.
942
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,664
Everyone knows who you are.
943
01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:36,732
Flattering…
944
01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:38,735
Kirk's fat Irish faggot.
945
01:15:41,337 --> 01:15:42,939
I'm just fucking with you.
946
01:15:46,342 --> 01:15:49,077
How's things?
947
01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:52,648
I'm in a band.
The Sex Gang Children.
948
01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:55,651
You're not going to get much air
play with a name like that.
949
01:15:55,652 --> 01:15:59,122
We might be looking
for a drummer.
950
01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:03,592
Is that right?
Mmm.
951
01:16:03,593 --> 01:16:05,694
JON: One, two,
three, four.
952
01:16:05,695 --> 01:16:07,030
(PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
953
01:16:17,173 --> 01:16:19,074
Sorry, sorry,
can we start again?
954
01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:20,576
(FEEDBACK)
955
01:16:25,381 --> 01:16:27,650
One, two, three, four.
956
01:16:27,651 --> 01:16:29,252
(PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
957
01:16:35,224 --> 01:16:40,228
♪ Black boys, ♪
♪ employ Selassie ♪
958
01:16:40,229 --> 01:16:43,231
♪ We kiss, ♪
♪ we define ♪
959
01:16:43,232 --> 01:16:46,201
♪ White hands, ♪
♪ white hearts ♪
960
01:16:46,202 --> 01:16:48,036
♪ The gender ♪
961
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:51,775
♪ How can I ♪
♪ make you mine ♪
962
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:57,346
(ALL LAUGHING)
963
01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:01,349
Here we go, grubs up.
964
01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:04,653
What sort of influences
have you all got?
965
01:17:04,654 --> 01:17:05,788
Punk.
966
01:17:05,789 --> 01:17:07,155
Reggae.
967
01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:08,791
Motown.
968
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:09,958
Soul.
969
01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,894
Pop.
970
01:17:11,895 --> 01:17:13,428
Throw in a bit of skiffle and
you've got the full house.
971
01:17:13,429 --> 01:17:15,031
Any ketchup, Mrs. C?
972
01:17:20,770 --> 01:17:21,970
Were you in The Damned?
973
01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:23,071
For a bit.
974
01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:25,240
What's Captain Sensible like?
975
01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:26,308
His feet smell.
976
01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:28,343
(ALL LAUGHING)
977
01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:29,444
So what do you think?
978
01:17:29,445 --> 01:17:31,179
Honestly?
I think Mikey's mum
979
01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:33,115
makes a mean
fish finger sandwich.
980
01:17:33,116 --> 01:17:34,249
I'm serious.
981
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,884
Oh, you're "serious", are you?
982
01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:37,419
We're going to be huge.
983
01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:39,823
Not unless you replace
your lead guitar.
984
01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:43,125
We only just found him.
985
01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:46,428
There's more to this shit
than wearing the right frock.
986
01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,731
You think I can't sing?
987
01:17:48,732 --> 01:17:50,398
Did I say that?
988
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,100
You never said I could.
989
01:17:52,101 --> 01:17:55,003
You're a needy bastard,
aren't you?
990
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:56,740
More than you'll ever know.
991
01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:05,181
Your voice is okay.
992
01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:10,118
There's a bit of soul there.
993
01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:14,089
When the words come out, I
sort of believe you mean them.
994
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:16,358
That's a compliment, isn't it?
995
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:18,962
It's the best you're
going to get for now.
996
01:18:28,004 --> 01:18:29,305
So are we doing this, or what?
997
01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:38,480
(GUITAR TUNING)
998
01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:40,482
GEORGE:
No Jon? Lazy prick.
999
01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:42,918
Don't panic,
Mr. Mannering.
1000
01:18:42,919 --> 01:18:45,888
Let's get on with this,
shall we?
1001
01:18:45,889 --> 01:18:47,222
Are you seriously
going to sing this?
1002
01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:48,523
(CHUCKLING)
1003
01:18:48,524 --> 01:18:51,093
"The eyes of Medusa,
control and compel
1004
01:18:51,094 --> 01:18:53,929
"To love I surrender,
I'm under the spell
1005
01:18:53,930 --> 01:18:56,031
"He loves me, he hates me
1006
01:18:56,032 --> 01:18:57,733
"He knows me too well"
1007
01:18:58,802 --> 01:19:01,103
It's no Shaddap You Face.
1008
01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:03,105
It says "he."
1009
01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:04,339
"He loves me, he hates me"
1010
01:19:04,340 --> 01:19:06,508
Medusa was a bird.
Snaky hair.
1011
01:19:06,509 --> 01:19:08,210
Definitely not a geezer.
1012
01:19:08,211 --> 01:19:09,377
Not my Medusa.
1013
01:19:09,378 --> 01:19:11,146
Yeah, well,
it's three against one,
1014
01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:12,916
so let's rehearse it
with "she."
1015
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:33,468
What have we got here?
1016
01:19:33,469 --> 01:19:36,840
A Jew, a Jamaican,
a hairdresser and a poof.
1017
01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:42,177
Nothing can stop
a line-up like that.
1018
01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:43,478
But if you want to write songs
1019
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:46,514
that only appeal to half a dozen
people, do it in your own time.
1020
01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:48,083
I thought we were aiming
a bit higher than that.
1021
01:19:48,084 --> 01:19:50,820
We can't all pretend
to be something we're not.
1022
01:19:54,057 --> 01:19:57,459
I'm not asking you
to pretend anything.
1023
01:19:57,460 --> 01:20:00,964
Just don't elaborate
on certain stuff.
1024
01:20:02,899 --> 01:20:05,001
Always leave them wanting more.
1025
01:20:05,534 --> 01:20:07,436
Walt Disney said that.
1026
01:20:09,973 --> 01:20:11,941
And he did all right
for himself.
1027
01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:18,914
(SNIFFLES)
1028
01:20:18,915 --> 01:20:21,150
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) George,
are you in there?
1029
01:20:22,218 --> 01:20:23,286
JON: George?
1030
01:20:28,424 --> 01:20:30,558
What happened to you?
1031
01:20:30,559 --> 01:20:32,295
The bitch went for me.
1032
01:20:44,908 --> 01:20:45,975
(GROANS)
1033
01:20:49,345 --> 01:20:53,381
She reckons I spend more time
with you than I do with her.
1034
01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:55,183
We'll give her a triangle
and stick her in the band,
1035
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:57,286
then she can see you
day and night.
1036
01:21:00,589 --> 01:21:01,925
She's jealous.
1037
01:21:03,559 --> 01:21:04,894
Of what?
1038
01:21:06,495 --> 01:21:08,064
Of you, you muppet.
1039
01:21:14,403 --> 01:21:15,537
She thinks I fancy you.
1040
01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:16,973
(LAUGHS)
1041
01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:31,654
Don't make me look a prat.
1042
01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:38,394
You have no idea
what you're doing.
1043
01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:43,598
But that's good, that's fine.
1044
01:21:43,599 --> 01:21:45,101
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)
1045
01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:10,026
(SNIFFLING)
1046
01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:13,528
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1047
01:22:13,529 --> 01:22:14,930
(CAR CRASHING)
1048
01:22:32,081 --> 01:22:34,416
JON: Well, it ain't exactly a
Rolls Royce in a swimming pool,
1049
01:22:34,417 --> 01:22:36,019
but I guess it'll have to do.
1050
01:22:36,385 --> 01:22:37,353
Oh!
1051
01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:40,023
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1052
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:45,627
I'm calling the police!
1053
01:22:45,628 --> 01:22:46,661
No! Just…
Just go back inside.
1054
01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:48,730
He's a bloody head case!
1055
01:22:48,731 --> 01:22:49,565
Are you going to let your
brass talk to me like that?
1056
01:22:49,566 --> 01:22:51,066
Emily, get back inside!
1057
01:22:51,067 --> 01:22:53,036
George, shut the fuck up!
1058
01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:58,040
You're crushing my ribs.
Good.
1059
01:22:58,041 --> 01:23:00,143
I'm going to vomit.
Seriously.
1060
01:23:05,614 --> 01:23:07,116
(RETCHING)
1061
01:23:18,694 --> 01:23:21,497
What is that?
Twenty-six all?
1062
01:23:23,599 --> 01:23:26,169
I've had you
more than you've had me.
1063
01:23:29,572 --> 01:23:31,274
(PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1064
01:23:46,255 --> 01:23:47,690
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1065
01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:00,669
(GRUNTING)
1066
01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:06,342
(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
1067
01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:42,677
GEORGE: I'm going
to prison, aren't I?
1068
01:24:42,678 --> 01:24:44,612
JON: You're not going
to prison.
1069
01:24:44,613 --> 01:24:46,281
I won't survive
in a place like that.
1070
01:24:46,282 --> 01:24:48,151
No one is going to prison.
1071
01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:53,521
Don't you watch the news?
1072
01:24:53,522 --> 01:24:56,158
Norman Tebbit wants to lock
me up and throw away the key!
1073
01:24:56,159 --> 01:24:58,227
Shouldn't have fucking voted
for them then, should you?
1074
01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:03,765
What's his beef, anyway?
1075
01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:05,300
You're a rock and roll
stereotype.
1076
01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:07,336
We've been
exporting them for years.
1077
01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:11,774
What have I done that's so evil?
1078
01:25:14,743 --> 01:25:16,479
You got a little older.
1079
01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:19,215
A little less cute.
1080
01:25:20,483 --> 01:25:22,117
It's like Bowie.
1081
01:25:22,718 --> 01:25:25,320
Bowie?
1082
01:25:25,321 --> 01:25:28,256
You think he didn't
go through this shit?
1083
01:25:28,257 --> 01:25:30,258
He killed Ziggy. He didn't
know where to go next.
1084
01:25:30,259 --> 01:25:31,626
He put out Station to Station
1085
01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:33,528
and everyone thought
that was the end.
1086
01:25:33,529 --> 01:25:34,862
But what happens after that?
1087
01:25:34,863 --> 01:25:37,765
He finds his way to
Berlin and records Low.
1088
01:25:37,766 --> 01:25:39,334
I loved Low.
1089
01:25:39,335 --> 01:25:40,702
That's where you are right now.
1090
01:25:40,703 --> 01:25:43,171
You're somewhere between
Station to Station and Low.
1091
01:25:43,172 --> 01:25:44,707
It's a transition.
1092
01:25:45,741 --> 01:25:47,243
It hurts.
1093
01:25:50,779 --> 01:25:53,249
It's going to hurt
for a while longer.
1094
01:25:56,519 --> 01:25:58,754
(SIGHS) What am I
going to do, Jon?
1095
01:26:00,856 --> 01:26:02,358
Get yourself well.
1096
01:26:05,194 --> 01:26:07,496
Then give them something
else to talk about.
1097
01:26:18,641 --> 01:26:20,742
I'll buy you some new fish.
1098
01:26:20,743 --> 01:26:21,876
Damn right you will.
1099
01:26:21,877 --> 01:26:23,511
(CROWD SCREAMING)
1100
01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:24,947
(ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
1101
01:26:33,856 --> 01:26:35,391
(ALL SCREAMING)
1102
01:26:55,278 --> 01:26:56,911
I think I've got diarrhea.
1103
01:26:56,912 --> 01:26:58,946
If you shit yourself,
just carry on.
1104
01:26:58,947 --> 01:27:00,648
Is he going to do this, or not?
1105
01:27:00,649 --> 01:27:02,484
Of course he's doing it.
(DOOR OPENS)
1106
01:27:02,485 --> 01:27:04,387
Culture Club, last call.
1107
01:27:08,957 --> 01:27:11,627
Whatever it takes,
get him out of that car.
1108
01:27:24,373 --> 01:27:25,908
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1109
01:29:04,807 --> 01:29:06,675
(MAN ANNOUNCING)
1110
01:29:18,887 --> 01:29:20,589
(MAN INSTRUCTING)
1111
01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:27,663
(CROWD CHEERING)
1112
01:29:33,869 --> 01:29:38,406
♪ Give me time ♪
1113
01:29:38,407 --> 01:29:43,546
♪ To realize my crime ♪
1114
01:29:45,648 --> 01:29:51,620
♪ Let me love ♪
♪ and steal ♪
1115
01:29:55,924 --> 01:29:59,595
♪ I have danced ♪
1116
01:30:00,663 --> 01:30:04,165
♪ Inside your eyes ♪
1117
01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:05,700
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
1118
01:30:05,701 --> 01:30:07,470
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
1119
01:30:08,471 --> 01:30:13,408
♪ How can I be real ♪
1120
01:30:21,817 --> 01:30:25,488
♪ Do you really want ♪
♪ to hurt me ♪
1121
01:30:26,789 --> 01:30:31,726
♪ Do you really want ♪
♪ to make me cry ♪
1122
01:30:31,727 --> 01:30:36,764
♪ Precious kisses words ♪
♪ that burn me ♪
1123
01:30:36,765 --> 01:30:41,803
♪ Lovers never ♪
♪ ask you why ♪
1124
01:30:41,804 --> 01:30:45,140
♪ In my heart ♪
♪ the fire's burning ♪
1125
01:30:46,642 --> 01:30:50,078
♪ Choose my color ♪
♪ find a star ♪
1126
01:30:51,714 --> 01:30:56,751
♪ Precious people ♪
♪ always tell me ♪
1127
01:30:56,752 --> 01:31:01,856
♪ That's a step ♪
♪ a step too far ♪
1128
01:31:01,857 --> 01:31:06,828
♪ Do you really want ♪
♪ to hurt me ♪
1129
01:31:06,829 --> 01:31:11,634
♪ Do you really want ♪
♪ to make me cry ♪
1130
01:31:17,740 --> 01:31:19,474
(CROWD CHEERING)72527
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