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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,350 --> 00:00:03,352 - What the hell just happened? - We saw her. 2 00:00:03,387 --> 00:00:05,054 We saw Lilith. 3 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,522 You saw her. You were there. 4 00:00:06,556 --> 00:00:10,059 And so was Godric. And it sickened him. 5 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,895 The Godric you say you saw last night was a perversion. 6 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,564 Lilith will show you the way. 7 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:17,968 There may be a way we can find out who killed your parents. 8 00:00:18,002 --> 00:00:21,540 First I was Mama, then I was the vampire. 9 00:00:21,574 --> 00:00:22,674 You saw Claudine? 10 00:00:22,709 --> 00:00:24,744 Warlow, leave the girl alone! 11 00:00:24,778 --> 00:00:27,080 - Does Warlow mean anything to you? - No. 12 00:00:28,048 --> 00:00:31,184 You are mine! 13 00:00:31,218 --> 00:00:32,819 Whoa. 14 00:00:32,853 --> 00:00:35,421 She here. She'll lift the curse if-- 15 00:00:35,456 --> 00:00:38,191 Terry, baby, you got to kill Patrick. 16 00:00:38,225 --> 00:00:39,559 Or either he got to kill you. 17 00:00:39,594 --> 00:00:41,362 One of us has got to die. 18 00:00:43,164 --> 00:00:44,665 This vamper friend of mine, 19 00:00:44,699 --> 00:00:47,267 we drink his blood and he knows he can trust us. 20 00:00:47,301 --> 00:00:50,670 You're a drug addict and you're a disgrace to all wolves. 21 00:00:50,705 --> 00:00:53,273 JD, don't! You have won. 22 00:00:53,307 --> 00:00:55,508 Find yourself a new pack. 23 00:00:56,877 --> 00:00:59,512 I was in my room, and the next thing I know I'm you. 24 00:00:59,546 --> 00:01:01,380 - You'll be okay. - No, I won't. 25 00:01:01,415 --> 00:01:03,282 I'm gonna die, Sam. 26 00:01:03,316 --> 00:01:05,584 Luna? 27 00:01:05,618 --> 00:01:07,553 We got a surprise for you, Hoyt. 28 00:01:07,587 --> 00:01:10,123 Now, you need to do this, brother. 29 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:12,358 You did it? 30 00:01:13,928 --> 00:01:16,596 I'll send help. A friendly face. 31 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:19,265 It's time to start crushing the mainstreamers. 32 00:01:19,299 --> 00:01:21,333 Tru Blood. You bomb the factories. 33 00:01:21,367 --> 00:01:23,001 There are only five of them. 34 00:01:23,036 --> 00:01:25,337 And you force mainstreamers to feed on humans. 35 00:01:25,372 --> 00:01:27,473 - As they were meant to. - Well done. 36 00:01:27,508 --> 00:01:29,575 - What are you doing? - Evolving. 37 00:01:36,418 --> 00:01:38,085 We're looking at a Tru Blood factory 38 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,554 outside Houston, Texas, where an explosion occurred 39 00:01:40,589 --> 00:01:41,989 about an hour ago. 40 00:01:42,023 --> 00:01:43,991 The cause is still undetermined, 41 00:01:44,025 --> 00:01:45,525 but early reports indicate that there have been 42 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,162 at least six human casualties. 43 00:01:48,196 --> 00:01:51,799 The Houston plant is the largest Tru Blood factory in the world, 44 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:54,001 producing more than a quarter of the world's supply 45 00:01:54,035 --> 00:01:55,702 of the synthetic blood beverage 46 00:01:55,737 --> 00:01:57,437 that vampires need to survive. 47 00:01:57,471 --> 00:01:59,572 It's begun. 48 00:01:59,607 --> 00:02:01,540 Praise Lilith. 49 00:02:01,575 --> 00:02:04,132 In celebration of her holy war, 50 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,364 let us feast in Lilith's name. 51 00:02:06,398 --> 00:02:08,399 Should we say Grace? 52 00:02:10,868 --> 00:02:13,435 Northman? 53 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:16,205 Well, prayer is a fairly new concept to me. 54 00:02:16,239 --> 00:02:18,155 Perhaps someone with a little more 55 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,105 experience should do it. 56 00:02:23,633 --> 00:02:25,231 It would be my honor. 57 00:02:25,265 --> 00:02:29,500 Here's a tried and true one from my human days. 58 00:02:29,534 --> 00:02:31,833 There once was a cock and a hen 59 00:02:31,867 --> 00:02:33,835 who gave lunch to a goose in a pen. 60 00:02:33,869 --> 00:02:35,670 "Good Lord," said the goose, 61 00:02:35,704 --> 00:02:37,805 "bless this food for our use 62 00:02:37,839 --> 00:02:39,773 and us to Thy service." 63 00:02:39,808 --> 00:02:41,308 Amen. 64 00:02:43,678 --> 00:02:45,479 Charming. 65 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:09,188 ( theme music playing ) 66 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:13,189 ♪ True Blood 5x09♪ Everybody Wants to Rule the World Original Air Date on August 5, 2012 67 00:03:13,190 --> 00:03:17,190 == sync, corrected by elderman == 68 00:03:17,191 --> 00:03:21,260 ♪ When you came in the air went out ♪ 69 00:03:24,281 --> 00:03:29,551 ♪ And every shadow filled up with doubt ♪ 70 00:03:32,154 --> 00:03:35,022 ♪ I don't know who you think you are ♪ 71 00:03:35,057 --> 00:03:38,125 ♪ But before the night is through ♪ 72 00:03:40,094 --> 00:03:43,563 ♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪ 73 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:50,735 ♪ I'm the kind to sit up in his room ♪ 74 00:03:53,706 --> 00:03:58,143 ♪ Heart sick and eyes filled up with blue ♪ 75 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:03,948 ♪ I don't know what you've done to me ♪ 76 00:04:03,983 --> 00:04:07,519 ♪ But I know this much is true ♪ 77 00:04:09,355 --> 00:04:12,457 ♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪ 78 00:04:29,073 --> 00:04:30,907 ♪ Ow, ooh ♪ 79 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:35,211 ♪ I want to do real bad things with you. ♪ 80 00:04:55,334 --> 00:04:58,336 Access denied. 81 00:05:01,541 --> 00:05:05,043 Chelsea, Chancellor Agrippa must have forgot to clear me. 82 00:05:05,078 --> 00:05:06,578 Is there any way you can-- 83 00:05:06,613 --> 00:05:08,880 Level one protocols. Sorry, hon. 84 00:05:10,883 --> 00:05:12,550 Gotcha. 85 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:20,425 Oh, please. 86 00:05:20,459 --> 00:05:22,227 I'm a thousand years older than you. 87 00:05:22,261 --> 00:05:24,896 Put the baby fangs away before you piss me off. 88 00:05:26,598 --> 00:05:28,733 Is there somewhere safe we can talk? 89 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:33,003 Be safe in here if you let me go. 90 00:05:36,842 --> 00:05:38,910 We got 30 seconds before we're live again. 91 00:05:38,945 --> 00:05:40,979 Please tell me you have a plan to get us outta here. 92 00:05:41,013 --> 00:05:43,548 - Uh, you were it. - Well, that's great. 93 00:05:43,582 --> 00:05:44,649 Level one protocols. 94 00:05:44,684 --> 00:05:46,651 I only have level three clearance, genius. 95 00:05:46,686 --> 00:05:48,854 The lockdown system is DNA specific. 96 00:05:48,888 --> 00:05:51,023 I don't speak techie. 97 00:05:51,057 --> 00:05:53,792 - Translate. - We're totally fucking fucked. 98 00:05:55,696 --> 00:05:58,998 - Unless... - Unless what? 99 00:05:59,033 --> 00:06:00,767 It's probably a really stupid idea 100 00:06:00,802 --> 00:06:02,206 and it'll probably get you killed. 101 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:03,912 Sounds perfect. 102 00:06:05,549 --> 00:06:09,319 - You see anything? - Yep. 103 00:06:09,354 --> 00:06:12,456 One fine-ass motherfucker with pretty new eyelashes. 104 00:06:12,490 --> 00:06:13,791 Lafayette, seriously. 105 00:06:13,825 --> 00:06:15,893 There was a creepy spirit thingy in this bathroom. 106 00:06:15,928 --> 00:06:17,662 Now, are you gonna help me find out what it was 107 00:06:17,697 --> 00:06:20,104 or are you just gonna stare at your vain-ass self all night? 108 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:22,276 Okay. 109 00:06:25,516 --> 00:06:28,152 Creepy spirit thingy, 110 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:30,657 why you in Sookie bathroom? 111 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:34,394 Hello? 112 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:37,631 I'm sorry, Sook. 113 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,599 I ain't got no goddamn clue how this shit work. 114 00:06:39,634 --> 00:06:41,968 I ain't Whoopi Goldberg in "Ghost," 115 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:45,405 although I am way prettier. 116 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,340 Well, thanks for trying. 117 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:49,842 I'm still gonna charge your ass 100 bucks. 118 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,646 Put it on my tab. 119 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,483 So, other than getting possessed 120 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,618 by a Mexican demon, how've you been? 121 00:06:58,653 --> 00:07:01,021 You heard from Tara? 122 00:07:01,055 --> 00:07:03,590 I texted her about 50 times, 123 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,759 and this all she wrote-- 124 00:07:07,395 --> 00:07:09,796 "Bitch, stop texting me or I will eat you." 125 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:13,267 Sounds like she's doing better. 126 00:07:13,301 --> 00:07:14,835 She ain't been pissed at me this long 127 00:07:14,869 --> 00:07:17,237 since I stole her boyfriend in eighth grade. 128 00:07:17,272 --> 00:07:19,306 Well, she'll get over it someday. 129 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:21,575 Or she won't. 130 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:24,311 At least she's alive. 131 00:07:24,345 --> 00:07:25,779 Sort of. 132 00:07:25,814 --> 00:07:28,248 - What? - I said at least she's alive. 133 00:07:28,283 --> 00:07:30,684 Not you. Shh. 134 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:34,421 Y'all need to simmer the fuck down, shit! 135 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:38,125 I can only listen to one of y'all at a goddamn time, fuck. 136 00:07:38,159 --> 00:07:41,729 Oh, excuse my language, Mrs. Stackhouse. 137 00:07:41,763 --> 00:07:44,198 Gran? Gran's here? 138 00:07:44,232 --> 00:07:46,200 It's-- 139 00:07:46,234 --> 00:07:48,069 Yes, ma'am, I will tell her. 140 00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:51,405 The rest of y'all, I ain't Gmail for dead bitches. 141 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:54,308 Send your own goddamn messages, hell. 142 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:56,144 Your gran says she is glad 143 00:07:56,178 --> 00:07:58,746 those striptease fairies is looking after you. 144 00:07:58,781 --> 00:08:00,415 Did she say anything else? 145 00:08:00,449 --> 00:08:01,916 Like who Warlow is 146 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:03,484 or what that thing was in my bathroom? 147 00:08:03,519 --> 00:08:05,520 Shh, shh. 148 00:08:05,554 --> 00:08:06,988 Sleep on it. 149 00:08:07,023 --> 00:08:09,557 You sleep on it? 150 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:11,393 You're sleeping on top of it. 151 00:08:11,427 --> 00:08:13,629 You're sleeping on top of it. 152 00:08:33,284 --> 00:08:37,387 For, like, the hundredth time, Hoyt is not an Obama. 153 00:08:37,421 --> 00:08:38,955 The only reason any of this happened 154 00:08:38,989 --> 00:08:40,356 is because he still loves me. 155 00:08:40,391 --> 00:08:41,691 He joined a hate group. 156 00:08:41,725 --> 00:08:45,294 He tried to kidnap you, pointed a gun at you. 157 00:08:45,328 --> 00:08:46,962 Oh, yeah, that's real romantic. 158 00:08:46,996 --> 00:08:49,932 Yeah, well, at least he didn't shoot me in the head. 159 00:08:49,966 --> 00:08:51,867 Thanks for showing up, Officer Stackhouse. 160 00:08:51,901 --> 00:08:53,135 Well, I came as soon as I heard. 161 00:08:53,169 --> 00:08:55,236 - Hoyt's an Obama? - No! 162 00:08:55,271 --> 00:08:57,105 Oh, he's a regular Prince Charming. 163 00:08:57,139 --> 00:08:59,707 Ran off to save his own ass. 164 00:08:59,742 --> 00:09:02,577 It was daylight, all right? He went to go get help. 165 00:09:02,612 --> 00:09:05,003 Jason, they must have done something to him. 166 00:09:05,028 --> 00:09:06,281 Hoyt's had your blood, right? 167 00:09:06,282 --> 00:09:08,016 So if he's in danger, you'd feel it, right? 168 00:09:08,041 --> 00:09:09,050 I did, all right? 169 00:09:09,051 --> 00:09:11,386 But then he just went blank, and I can't-- 170 00:09:11,421 --> 00:09:13,255 I can't feel him at all anymore. 171 00:09:15,025 --> 00:09:17,126 I did this to him, okay? 172 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,662 And if anything happens to him, 173 00:09:19,696 --> 00:09:21,330 it's 'cause of me. 174 00:09:31,174 --> 00:09:32,975 Here. 175 00:09:41,484 --> 00:09:44,654 I don't think it's gonna happen again. 176 00:09:44,688 --> 00:09:46,656 You sure? 177 00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:48,391 No. 178 00:09:48,425 --> 00:09:50,960 But I stopped getting pins and needles all over my body, 179 00:09:50,994 --> 00:09:52,528 so that's a good thing, right? 180 00:09:52,563 --> 00:09:54,997 I'm-- I'm taking you back to the hospital. 181 00:09:55,032 --> 00:09:57,166 My brother died from skinwalking. 182 00:09:57,201 --> 00:09:58,768 Your brother was beaten to death. 183 00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:00,236 And they just dug a bullet out of you. 184 00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:03,739 So stop making me waste my energy by arguing. 185 00:10:03,773 --> 00:10:06,675 I'm not going back to the hospital. 186 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,110 Okay. 187 00:10:08,144 --> 00:10:12,148 Okay, then you're staying here 188 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:15,751 and I'm getting somebody to take care of you. 189 00:10:15,786 --> 00:10:18,254 While you're out chasing the Obamas? 190 00:10:18,288 --> 00:10:19,722 You know, in case you hadn't noticed, 191 00:10:19,756 --> 00:10:21,824 the Renard Parish Sheriff's Department aren't exactly CSI. 192 00:10:21,858 --> 00:10:23,793 - They need me. - Uh-huh. 193 00:10:23,827 --> 00:10:26,762 And in case you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly fragile. 194 00:10:26,796 --> 00:10:29,432 Those cocksuckers shot us 195 00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:31,901 and they tried to shoot my daughter. 196 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,603 So if you think I'm just gonna lie here in bed 197 00:10:34,638 --> 00:10:36,105 like "The Princess and the Pea"... 198 00:10:36,139 --> 00:10:37,306 - Luna-- - ...then you're dead wrong. 199 00:10:37,341 --> 00:10:39,108 I'm coming with you. You can't stop me. 200 00:10:39,143 --> 00:10:40,944 You're really fucking annoying, you know that? 201 00:10:40,978 --> 00:10:43,780 And you're old-fashioned and surprisingly sexist. 202 00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:47,150 Trying to protect somebody I love-- that's sexist? 203 00:10:47,184 --> 00:10:49,151 I love you, too. 204 00:10:49,186 --> 00:10:51,921 - Good. - Still coming with you. 205 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:54,023 God damn it! 206 00:10:58,494 --> 00:11:01,063 Well, last ghost lady Lafayette channeled 207 00:11:01,097 --> 00:11:02,531 tried to steal our baby. 208 00:11:02,565 --> 00:11:05,033 Why should we trust this one? 209 00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:08,103 - Because I shot her in the head. - Well, so what? 210 00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:12,073 That was a long time ago and it wasn't your fault. 211 00:11:12,108 --> 00:11:15,310 And you're very sorry. He is very sorry. 212 00:11:15,345 --> 00:11:17,245 Please, please, don't make him do this. 213 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:21,049 Honey, you're gonna wake up the kids. 214 00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:23,218 What-- what are you doing? 215 00:11:24,687 --> 00:11:28,691 Me and Patrick, we saved each other's lives. 216 00:11:28,725 --> 00:11:30,593 He's a good man. 217 00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:33,329 Oh, is that why he ran out of here like a scalded dog? 218 00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:35,732 Looked to me like all he was thinking about 219 00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:37,467 was saving his own hide. 220 00:11:37,501 --> 00:11:39,902 Survival brings out the ugly in all of us. 221 00:11:39,937 --> 00:11:41,971 I'm gonna offer him a fair fight. 222 00:11:42,906 --> 00:11:44,474 It's the least he deserves. 223 00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:46,910 What about us? 224 00:11:46,944 --> 00:11:49,146 What about Mikey, okay? 225 00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:50,914 What about what we deserve? 226 00:11:52,117 --> 00:11:55,853 Baby, if it wasn't for you... 227 00:11:58,323 --> 00:12:01,159 You're the only reason I'm fighting at all. 228 00:12:06,832 --> 00:12:08,933 Terry. 229 00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:11,269 Terry. 230 00:12:17,643 --> 00:12:19,143 The fire is still raging 231 00:12:19,177 --> 00:12:21,078 at the Tru Blood factory outside Houston, Texas. 232 00:12:21,113 --> 00:12:24,282 Meanwhile, panicked vampires across the country 233 00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:26,217 rush to stockpile the beverage. 234 00:12:26,251 --> 00:12:28,986 And many human citizens are already asking the question: 235 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,421 what will happen to them... 236 00:12:30,455 --> 00:12:32,723 ...when the artificial blood runs out? 237 00:12:34,325 --> 00:12:36,860 - What are you doing? - We should have enough Tru Blood 238 00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:39,129 to last us a couple of weeks if we stop serving it now. 239 00:12:39,163 --> 00:12:40,931 We're not going to stop serving it. 240 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:42,833 You've seen the news, right? 241 00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:45,468 Factories burning, vampires panicking. 242 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:49,072 Which is exactly why we need to keep serving the blood-- 243 00:12:49,107 --> 00:12:52,576 so our vampire customers don't eat our human customers 244 00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,311 and put us out of business. 245 00:12:54,346 --> 00:12:55,813 What happens when we run out? 246 00:12:55,847 --> 00:12:59,449 We do what every sane vampire in this country is gonna do-- 247 00:12:59,484 --> 00:13:02,719 pretend to still be drinking the shit like good little mainstreamers, 248 00:13:02,753 --> 00:13:07,090 and in private we discreetly feed on humans. 249 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,892 It's gonna be a bloodbath out there. 250 00:13:09,994 --> 00:13:11,395 Whoever blew up that factory, 251 00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:13,330 that's what they want, isn't it? 252 00:13:13,364 --> 00:13:17,268 There are two things I try to stay away from: 253 00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:20,705 humans who eat a lot of fish and politics. 254 00:13:20,740 --> 00:13:23,808 So whatever comes next, we keep our heads down, 255 00:13:23,843 --> 00:13:26,511 our tits up, and the Tru Blood flowing. 256 00:13:26,545 --> 00:13:28,746 Understand? 257 00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:37,555 Hey, I may be, like, a week old, 258 00:13:37,589 --> 00:13:40,358 but I'm not an idiot. 259 00:13:40,392 --> 00:13:42,259 You're worried about Eric. 260 00:13:42,294 --> 00:13:44,561 If you need someone to talk to-- 261 00:13:44,596 --> 00:13:46,463 Just because we drank a bitch together 262 00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:48,766 does not make us Oprah and Gayle. 263 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,568 Get the fuck back to work. 264 00:13:50,602 --> 00:13:53,471 Suck me, vampire Barbie. 265 00:14:19,897 --> 00:14:21,898 "Hey, I have a great idea. 266 00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:24,835 Why don't we blow up all the Tru Blood factories 267 00:14:24,869 --> 00:14:26,303 and start a civil war? 268 00:14:26,337 --> 00:14:28,405 Wouldn't that be fun? 269 00:14:28,439 --> 00:14:30,974 Praise Lilith." 270 00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:33,376 I don't know what kind of game you're playing, Bill, but-- 271 00:14:33,411 --> 00:14:35,678 - It's not a game. - Shut up. 272 00:14:35,713 --> 00:14:38,215 There aren't any cameras in here. 273 00:14:38,249 --> 00:14:40,417 You're laying it on a little thick, don't you think? 274 00:14:40,451 --> 00:14:43,553 Salome and Russell are thousands of years old. 275 00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:46,189 And Nora may be young, but she's a political genius. 276 00:14:46,224 --> 00:14:48,258 That's why Godric chose her. 277 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:50,126 If you think they're gonna buy this act much longer, 278 00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:52,595 you're as crazy as they are. 279 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:55,798 What if they're not crazy? 280 00:14:57,201 --> 00:15:00,437 What if God is a vampire? 281 00:15:00,472 --> 00:15:02,573 I saw Lilith. We both did. 282 00:15:02,607 --> 00:15:05,342 And we were high. 283 00:15:05,377 --> 00:15:08,011 I don't know what's in that blood, 284 00:15:08,046 --> 00:15:09,913 but we need to stay away from it. 285 00:15:09,947 --> 00:15:12,982 I'm lost. 286 00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:16,419 I don't know who to trust. 287 00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:19,955 Everything I believed in has been turned upside down. 288 00:15:23,159 --> 00:15:25,560 What about Sookie? 289 00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:27,997 She just food to you now? 290 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,968 I didn't think so. 291 00:15:33,002 --> 00:15:36,071 You're more of a mainstreamer than I'll ever be. 292 00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:38,741 And whatever religious crisis you think you're having, 293 00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:40,676 you can have it somewhere else. 294 00:15:40,711 --> 00:15:43,413 We're getting the hell out of here. 295 00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:47,317 Now, the compound's on lockdown. 296 00:15:47,351 --> 00:15:50,586 There's only one way out. 297 00:15:51,588 --> 00:15:53,555 The chancellor's blood. 298 00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:55,524 You want me to steal Salome's blood? 299 00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:58,326 - What about your sister? - I'll handle Nora. 300 00:15:59,929 --> 00:16:02,097 It's our only shot. 301 00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:06,167 Tomorrow before dawn. 302 00:16:09,404 --> 00:16:12,106 No! No! 303 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:15,109 Hmm, we'd better get back to slaughtering people 304 00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:16,944 in the name of God. 305 00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:18,612 No, no! 306 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:23,416 No! No! 307 00:16:23,451 --> 00:16:26,719 Gran's photo albums, my parents' baby pictures, 308 00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:30,257 their obituaries-- I-- I don't understand. 309 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,059 I've been through this stuff a zillion times. 310 00:16:32,093 --> 00:16:34,628 What am I supposed to be looking for? 311 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:36,964 Shit knows, Nancy Drew. 312 00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:40,701 - What is this? - Jason's report card. 313 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:42,669 It's the only B he ever got. 314 00:16:42,704 --> 00:16:45,005 Gran knitted a frame for it. 315 00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:48,109 What are you trying to show me, Gran? 316 00:16:48,143 --> 00:16:49,877 What am I not seeing? 317 00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:52,747 Lynn Dearborne was Jason's sixth grade teacher? 318 00:16:52,781 --> 00:16:55,017 - Sheriff Dearborne's wife? - Uh-huh. 319 00:16:55,051 --> 00:16:56,585 Jason was her favorite. 320 00:16:56,619 --> 00:16:57,977 It didn't matter how many tests he flunked 321 00:16:58,002 --> 00:16:59,622 or cheated his way through, 322 00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:01,991 he was every female teacher's pet. 323 00:17:02,025 --> 00:17:04,661 The boy could charm the skirt off a post. 324 00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:06,996 Used to drive me nuts. 325 00:17:08,432 --> 00:17:11,300 "The bodies of Michelle and Corbett Stackhouse 326 00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:13,169 were discovered by Deputy Bud Dearborne 327 00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:15,571 of the Renard Parish Sheriff's Department." 328 00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:18,040 Bud Dearborne found my parents' bodies? 329 00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:20,442 How come I didn't know that? 330 00:17:20,477 --> 00:17:21,911 He was there. 331 00:17:21,945 --> 00:17:24,780 Maybe this is what Gran's trying to tell me-- 332 00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:27,115 that Bud Dearborne knows something. 333 00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:30,652 She could have just said so. 334 00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:33,655 Dead folk, why y'all gotta be so cryptic? 335 00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:35,057 It ain't cute. 336 00:17:35,091 --> 00:17:37,292 Hey, don't let her out of your sight. 337 00:17:37,326 --> 00:17:38,860 I don't care if she's sleeping or taking a dump. 338 00:17:38,895 --> 00:17:41,363 Jason, I don't take dumps. 339 00:17:41,397 --> 00:17:44,166 And I'm gonna be fine. Don't worry about me. 340 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,234 Only worry about Hoyt. I still can't feel him. 341 00:17:46,268 --> 00:17:48,836 It's like there's nothing, just emptiness. 342 00:17:48,871 --> 00:17:50,872 And, God, it's like he's asleep or-- 343 00:17:50,906 --> 00:17:53,141 Don't even say it. 344 00:17:55,878 --> 00:17:57,712 I wish I could stay and help. 345 00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:59,448 Well, being a vampire's got its perks-- 346 00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:02,084 the no dumping and all-- but getting deep-fried 347 00:18:02,118 --> 00:18:03,819 when the sun comes up sure evens the playing field. 348 00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:07,890 - Mm. - Look, I got this covered. 349 00:18:07,925 --> 00:18:11,394 It's what I'm trained for. Hoyt's gonna be fine. 350 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,464 Promise me. 351 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:17,734 Promise. 352 00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:22,439 Okay. 353 00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:35,652 Joe Bob visited this same website 354 00:18:35,687 --> 00:18:38,555 over 500 times-- 355 00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:43,760 www.KeepAmericaHuman.com. 356 00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:47,464 "The Human Patriot Manifesto, 357 00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:49,100 Part 1. 358 00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:51,935 Vampires and other covert mutants 359 00:18:52,003 --> 00:18:54,472 are stealing our jobs, buying our politicians, 360 00:18:54,506 --> 00:18:57,574 controlling the media, and seducing our children. 361 00:18:57,609 --> 00:19:01,179 If we have any chance of keeping America human, 362 00:19:01,213 --> 00:19:04,849 brave citizens like us have got to stand up and fight back." 363 00:19:04,884 --> 00:19:07,819 Yeah, if they're so brave, then why the Obama masks, hmm? 364 00:19:07,853 --> 00:19:10,222 'Cause it's like patriotic 365 00:19:10,256 --> 00:19:13,325 or ironic or something. 366 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,928 Maybe it's 'cause they don't wanna get recognized. 367 00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:18,664 God help us. 368 00:19:18,698 --> 00:19:20,366 Amen. 369 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,935 - Stackhouse. - Yeah. 370 00:19:21,969 --> 00:19:23,670 Check this out. 371 00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:26,806 Fuck me. 372 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,209 Making soups outta supes! 373 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,745 Obamas aren't just shooting shifters. 374 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:34,214 They're strapping vampires in the sun, 375 00:19:34,248 --> 00:19:36,750 melting 'em like marshmallows. 376 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,018 Death to supes! 377 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:43,156 - Long live the Dragon. - Long live the Dragon. 378 00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:44,958 Aw, shit me. 379 00:19:44,992 --> 00:19:46,793 There are dragons now, too. 380 00:19:46,828 --> 00:19:48,796 Not those kind of dragons. 381 00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:51,065 That's what they s-- 382 00:19:51,099 --> 00:19:53,167 Back in the day, old Cleetus Bodehouse 383 00:19:53,202 --> 00:19:56,337 used to be a Grand Dragon for the Ku Klux Klan. 384 00:19:56,372 --> 00:19:58,640 The masks, the cross-- 385 00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:02,077 sick sons of bitches are modeling themselves after the Klan. 386 00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:05,381 Didn't Cleetus Bodehouse drown in his own bathtub 387 00:20:05,415 --> 00:20:07,316 like 20 years ago? 388 00:20:07,351 --> 00:20:09,285 So who's the Dragon? 389 00:20:10,387 --> 00:20:12,422 We find the Dragon, we find Hoyt. 390 00:20:14,091 --> 00:20:15,659 Who the fuck's the Dragon? 391 00:20:15,693 --> 00:20:16,927 And what's he done with Hoyt? 392 00:20:16,961 --> 00:20:20,097 Fuck you. I ain't telling you shit. 393 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, easy, Stackhouse! 394 00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,735 - Fuck you, man! - Get off him! 395 00:20:24,770 --> 00:20:27,605 - Come on, man, easy. - Get up! 396 00:20:27,639 --> 00:20:28,869 Easy. 397 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,339 Dude, we all wanted to be you in high school-- 398 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:34,312 QB-1, drowning in cooch. 399 00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:35,813 You were the man. 400 00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:38,883 Now look at you-- Bellefleur's bitch boy, 401 00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:43,187 screwing over your best friend for some cold, dead pussy. 402 00:20:43,221 --> 00:20:45,589 You're such a fuckin' loser. 403 00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:48,458 Shut up, you dumb fuck! 404 00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:51,628 Yeah! Yeah! 405 00:20:56,067 --> 00:21:00,204 ♪ A life in the middle of getting it done ♪ 406 00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:03,240 ♪ And heaven, it done to you ♪ 407 00:21:03,274 --> 00:21:08,479 ♪ I see the neck of the driver behind the wheel... ♪ 408 00:21:08,513 --> 00:21:11,482 Vampers may be stronger and faster, 409 00:21:11,516 --> 00:21:15,620 shifters may be smarter, more adaptable, 410 00:21:15,654 --> 00:21:17,855 but wolves have something none of them do. 411 00:21:17,889 --> 00:21:21,058 You know what that is, Alcide? 412 00:21:21,093 --> 00:21:24,162 - A pack, sir. - A pack. 413 00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:25,830 That's how wolves have survived 414 00:21:25,864 --> 00:21:27,766 for thousands of years-- 415 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,335 by putting the needs, traditions, 416 00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:32,704 and survival of our pack before our own. 417 00:21:32,739 --> 00:21:35,140 But we aren't just wolves, are we? 418 00:21:35,175 --> 00:21:37,510 We're men, too. 419 00:21:37,544 --> 00:21:39,245 And women, Debbie. 420 00:21:39,279 --> 00:21:43,583 Inside each of us is both man and beast. 421 00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:46,419 The man is selfish. 422 00:21:46,454 --> 00:21:49,555 He wants the best piece of meat, 423 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:51,758 the biggest house, 424 00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,561 the prettiest girl all to himself. 425 00:21:54,595 --> 00:21:56,596 That's how humans are built. 426 00:21:56,630 --> 00:21:59,632 But the wolf, the beast, 427 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:01,334 he's connected to something greater. 428 00:22:01,369 --> 00:22:04,304 He feels his brothers and sisters in his blood. 429 00:22:04,338 --> 00:22:07,107 He carries them with him wherever he goes. 430 00:22:07,141 --> 00:22:10,910 He knows our strengths 431 00:22:10,945 --> 00:22:13,646 and our unity. 432 00:22:13,681 --> 00:22:17,016 Today you're given the choice... 433 00:22:19,753 --> 00:22:23,087 the choice all weres make when they come of age. 434 00:22:23,122 --> 00:22:25,189 Who will be your guide? 435 00:22:25,224 --> 00:22:27,892 Man or beast? Human or wolf? 436 00:22:27,926 --> 00:22:31,696 Will you carry the hopes, dreams, and survival 437 00:22:31,730 --> 00:22:33,631 of our pack on your shoulders 438 00:22:33,665 --> 00:22:36,668 or will you walk alone? 439 00:22:39,772 --> 00:22:44,109 The choice is yours. 440 00:22:45,077 --> 00:22:50,015 Alcide Herveaux, my son... 441 00:22:53,018 --> 00:22:54,586 your choice? 442 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,821 I choose pack. 443 00:23:03,928 --> 00:23:07,397 Debbie Pelt, your choice? 444 00:23:08,699 --> 00:23:10,767 I choose pack. 445 00:23:19,477 --> 00:23:21,211 ♪ You're changing your clothes ♪ 446 00:23:21,245 --> 00:23:23,280 ♪ In the backseat, you slip ♪ 447 00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:27,650 ♪ From a girl to a woman in less than a minute ♪ 448 00:23:30,688 --> 00:23:35,725 ♪ As we rode from the city under the stars... ♪ 449 00:23:44,968 --> 00:23:47,369 ♪ I made a lot of money... ♪ 450 00:23:47,404 --> 00:23:48,838 Ginger ale for you, Sookie. 451 00:23:48,872 --> 00:23:51,307 Thanks, Sheriff-- Mr. Dearborne. 452 00:23:51,341 --> 00:23:53,576 How's retirement treating you? 453 00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:56,612 Fantastic. Colon cancer's in remission. 454 00:23:56,647 --> 00:23:58,748 Had the last of the tumors cut out a month ago. 455 00:23:58,782 --> 00:24:00,984 I'm glad to hear that. 456 00:24:01,018 --> 00:24:03,986 Anyway, about my parents, 457 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:06,722 I know you were the one who found them. 458 00:24:06,756 --> 00:24:10,592 Was there anything suspicious to you? 459 00:24:10,627 --> 00:24:13,129 Were there any marks on them? 460 00:24:13,163 --> 00:24:14,597 Bites? 461 00:24:14,631 --> 00:24:17,700 If you're asking if it could have been a vamper-- 462 00:24:17,734 --> 00:24:20,569 I hate to say it, but the answer is yes. 463 00:24:20,604 --> 00:24:24,207 Of course, we didn't know about them at the time, 464 00:24:24,241 --> 00:24:28,845 so we assumed that gators must've gotten to the bodies. 465 00:24:30,181 --> 00:24:31,681 I'm sorry. 466 00:24:31,716 --> 00:24:34,718 I know you had a real special relationship with vamps. 467 00:24:34,753 --> 00:24:37,755 But gotta be hard knowing they killed your grandmother 468 00:24:37,789 --> 00:24:39,557 and now maybe even your parents, too. 469 00:24:39,591 --> 00:24:43,728 René Lenier or Drew Marshall or whatever his name was 470 00:24:43,762 --> 00:24:45,997 killed my gran, not a vampire. 471 00:24:46,032 --> 00:24:49,634 Well, depends how you look at it, right? 472 00:24:49,668 --> 00:24:51,770 I mean, she was killed 473 00:24:51,804 --> 00:24:54,339 'cause you associated with vampires. 474 00:24:54,374 --> 00:24:56,274 So, in a way, 475 00:24:56,309 --> 00:24:58,377 they might as well have been the ones who killed her. 476 00:24:58,411 --> 00:25:00,712 - You see what I mean? - No, I don't think I do. 477 00:25:00,747 --> 00:25:03,315 She's probably reading your mind right now. 478 00:25:03,349 --> 00:25:05,083 She's onto you. 479 00:25:05,117 --> 00:25:06,584 Knows what you're hiding. 480 00:25:06,619 --> 00:25:08,052 Gonna ruin it. 481 00:25:08,087 --> 00:25:09,720 Just drink the damn ginger ale. 482 00:25:09,755 --> 00:25:11,889 - Oh! - Oh, shoot! 483 00:25:11,923 --> 00:25:13,523 I am so sorry. 484 00:25:13,558 --> 00:25:15,625 - Here, let me help you with that. - It's okay. 485 00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:17,460 What are you doing? 486 00:25:17,495 --> 00:25:21,164 Does the name Warlow mean anything to you? 487 00:25:21,198 --> 00:25:23,466 Do you know who killed my parents? 488 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:25,134 Sookie, I got no idea what you're talking about. 489 00:25:25,168 --> 00:25:26,502 Let go of me, young lady. 490 00:25:26,536 --> 00:25:28,203 Who the hell's Warlow? 491 00:25:28,238 --> 00:25:29,905 I've already told her vampers killed her parents. 492 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,808 What's she want from me? 493 00:25:33,043 --> 00:25:36,145 I'm sorry. I made a mistake. 494 00:25:38,415 --> 00:25:41,283 Yeah, you sure did. 495 00:25:41,318 --> 00:25:42,885 Well, don't just stand there gawking, Bud. 496 00:25:42,919 --> 00:25:46,121 - Grab her damn feet. - Yes, Sweetie. 497 00:25:47,457 --> 00:25:49,357 Sheriff Bellefleur, is it true that Barack Obama 498 00:25:49,392 --> 00:25:52,194 is actually behind the recent unsolved shootings 499 00:25:52,228 --> 00:25:54,195 and the kidnapping of a local vampire? 500 00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:56,064 No. The President of the United States 501 00:25:56,098 --> 00:26:00,068 is not actually in Renard Parish shooting and kidnapping people. 502 00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:01,936 We believe there is a hate group 503 00:26:01,971 --> 00:26:04,940 who are disguising themselves wearing Obama masks. 504 00:26:04,974 --> 00:26:06,775 This hate group, they kidnapped a vampire, 505 00:26:06,809 --> 00:26:09,945 but they've also been linked to a double homicide in Monroe 506 00:26:09,979 --> 00:26:11,847 and a shooting outside Shreveport. 507 00:26:11,881 --> 00:26:15,084 Those victims were human, so what's the connection? 508 00:26:15,118 --> 00:26:19,055 Uh, sorry, I-- I can't comment on that at this time. 509 00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:21,158 - Excuse me. - Sheriff. Sheriff! 510 00:26:21,192 --> 00:26:23,660 - Sheriff Bellefleur. - Andy. 511 00:26:23,695 --> 00:26:26,697 Hey, Andy, 512 00:26:26,731 --> 00:26:29,032 we went back to that basement, 513 00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:31,068 picked up the scent of at least five or six people 514 00:26:31,102 --> 00:26:32,970 and something else, too. 515 00:26:33,004 --> 00:26:35,072 - Pigs. - Pigs? 516 00:26:35,106 --> 00:26:37,074 More specifically, pig shit. 517 00:26:37,108 --> 00:26:39,376 Tracked all over the place. Must have been on their shoes. 518 00:26:41,213 --> 00:26:43,080 Okay, well, thanks for the tip. 519 00:26:43,114 --> 00:26:45,616 Now I suggest y'all lie low until we bring them in. 520 00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:47,685 Hey, listen, I saved your life. 521 00:26:47,719 --> 00:26:49,019 I'm in this. 522 00:26:49,044 --> 00:26:51,778 That was before you turned into you. 523 00:26:51,855 --> 00:26:53,188 In case you haven't noticed, 524 00:26:53,222 --> 00:26:54,756 this place is crawling with reporters. 525 00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:56,441 So unless you want me to go on camera and tell them 526 00:26:56,466 --> 00:26:58,059 you turn into a dog 527 00:26:58,060 --> 00:27:00,461 and she turns into you, y'all better get outta here. 528 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,297 Andy, don't be an asshole. 529 00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:04,732 Go home, Merlotte. 530 00:27:04,766 --> 00:27:07,734 If he doesn't wanna help us, fuck him. 531 00:27:09,437 --> 00:27:10,737 Come here. 532 00:27:10,771 --> 00:27:12,772 Okay, what are we doing? 533 00:27:12,807 --> 00:27:15,274 You ever been a fly on a wall? 534 00:27:25,987 --> 00:27:27,320 You scream again, I will shoot. 535 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:28,955 You understand? 536 00:27:33,895 --> 00:27:34,580 Keys. 537 00:27:34,605 --> 00:27:36,230 Terry said he was gonna settle things with you-- 538 00:27:36,231 --> 00:27:38,231 I said give me your keys now. 539 00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:43,370 Go on. Go on. 540 00:27:43,405 --> 00:27:45,539 Please, please. My kids. 541 00:27:45,573 --> 00:27:47,908 Look, you do exactly what I say, I'll let you get home to 'em. 542 00:27:47,942 --> 00:27:49,043 I promise. 543 00:27:49,077 --> 00:27:50,544 Now who else is working? 544 00:27:50,578 --> 00:27:53,781 Uh-- uh, Sam is taking the day off. 545 00:27:53,815 --> 00:27:56,417 Holly's babysitting. 546 00:27:56,451 --> 00:27:59,019 Lafayette's supposed to be cooking, but he's always late. 547 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:01,555 All right, all right, you call him, you tell him not to come in. 548 00:28:01,589 --> 00:28:02,990 Merlotte's is closed for the day. 549 00:28:03,024 --> 00:28:05,826 - Okay. - Okay. 550 00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:07,328 - Oh, God. - Come on! 551 00:28:07,362 --> 00:28:09,096 Shit. I'm sorry. 552 00:28:15,404 --> 00:28:16,971 Lafayette, it's Arlene. 553 00:28:17,005 --> 00:28:19,173 Yep, you're late again. 554 00:28:19,207 --> 00:28:23,077 But guess what, Sam's shut-- shutting down for the day. 555 00:28:23,111 --> 00:28:24,579 No, nothing's wrong. 556 00:28:24,613 --> 00:28:26,948 I think he's just... 557 00:28:26,982 --> 00:28:28,650 taking care of that leak in the men's room finally. 558 00:28:28,684 --> 00:28:31,619 Well, you know what they say-- 559 00:28:31,654 --> 00:28:33,588 don't look a gift horse in the mouth, right? 560 00:28:33,622 --> 00:28:37,358 Uh, but you have a good day. Yeah, okay, I will. 561 00:29:06,186 --> 00:29:08,054 Hoyt? 562 00:29:08,088 --> 00:29:11,391 Hoyt, wake up. 563 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,996 I feel so good and happy. 564 00:29:16,031 --> 00:29:18,132 I never thought heaven would smell like this, 565 00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:19,967 but it sure is pretty. 566 00:29:20,002 --> 00:29:23,472 Oh, Hoyt, you're high as a kite. 567 00:29:23,506 --> 00:29:25,741 What did they give you? 568 00:29:35,384 --> 00:29:38,019 Here, piggy, piggy, piggy. 569 00:29:38,053 --> 00:29:39,420 Hungry pigs? 570 00:29:40,389 --> 00:29:43,257 Well, look who's awake. 571 00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:46,427 We got two Obamas so far-- 572 00:29:46,462 --> 00:29:47,863 Junior and Joe Bob. 573 00:29:47,897 --> 00:29:49,931 These guys are Bon Temps born and bred. 574 00:29:49,966 --> 00:29:51,199 What else they got in common? 575 00:29:51,234 --> 00:29:53,602 Both got dumb-ass white-trash names starting with J, 576 00:29:53,636 --> 00:29:55,971 played football for BT High. 577 00:29:56,005 --> 00:29:59,441 Sheriff Dearborne arrested both of them. 578 00:29:59,476 --> 00:30:01,877 Joe Bob 'cause folks said he's one of them boys 579 00:30:01,911 --> 00:30:03,746 torched that vampire house in Monroe. 580 00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:05,347 We could never prove anything. 581 00:30:05,382 --> 00:30:07,816 The American Vampire League was crawling up our ass, 582 00:30:07,851 --> 00:30:11,253 so Bud dragged him in, held him overnight, let him go. 583 00:30:11,288 --> 00:30:13,622 What about Junior? 584 00:30:13,657 --> 00:30:15,625 Public drunkenness, all it says. 585 00:30:15,659 --> 00:30:18,127 A town like this, everybody spends a night or two in the slammer. 586 00:30:18,161 --> 00:30:19,762 I don't see much of a connection there. 587 00:30:19,796 --> 00:30:22,765 Whoever this Dragon is, it's somebody they're scared of. 588 00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:24,433 I mean, we kicked the bejesus out of Joe Bob-- 589 00:30:24,467 --> 00:30:26,802 Stackhouse! 590 00:30:26,836 --> 00:30:30,906 I mean, uh, Joe Bob fell off his bunk real hard, 591 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:33,642 and he still wouldn't turn on the Dragon. 592 00:30:38,949 --> 00:30:42,050 If this Dragon's done anything to Hoyt, 593 00:30:42,085 --> 00:30:46,422 I ain't never gonna forgive myself for a long, long time. 594 00:30:46,456 --> 00:30:49,291 That boy wouldn't be wearing makeup in Fangtasia 595 00:30:49,326 --> 00:30:51,561 or joining hate groups or any of this shit 596 00:30:51,596 --> 00:30:55,066 if I hadn't have slept with Jess. 597 00:30:55,134 --> 00:30:57,468 Don't be too hard on yourself. 598 00:30:57,503 --> 00:31:00,005 We all fall short somewhere. 599 00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:01,739 You use your dick for a compass. 600 00:31:01,774 --> 00:31:04,877 Me, I'm just a bad cop. 601 00:31:04,911 --> 00:31:05,669 Andy. 602 00:31:05,694 --> 00:31:07,694 I'm the worst sheriff this town's ever had. 603 00:31:07,747 --> 00:31:10,015 Everybody knows it. 604 00:31:10,049 --> 00:31:12,985 We assaulted a prisoner today. 605 00:31:13,019 --> 00:31:14,953 Now, Joe Bob's a son of a bitch, 606 00:31:14,988 --> 00:31:18,457 but it is my job to protect son of a bitches, too, 607 00:31:18,491 --> 00:31:21,927 and vampers and shifters, werechickens 608 00:31:21,961 --> 00:31:24,596 and whatever the fuck else is out there! 609 00:31:24,631 --> 00:31:27,632 The world's going to hell in a hand bucket. 610 00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:30,001 Maybe I oughta do like Bud-- 611 00:31:30,035 --> 00:31:31,869 walk out of here, retire, 612 00:31:31,904 --> 00:31:34,705 cheat on my wife, square-dance. 613 00:31:40,078 --> 00:31:41,679 Holy... 614 00:31:41,713 --> 00:31:44,749 - Long live the Dragon! - Whoo! 615 00:31:46,885 --> 00:31:48,318 His boots. 616 00:31:48,353 --> 00:31:49,753 Look at his boots. 617 00:31:49,787 --> 00:31:52,422 Since you hung up your hat for good, 618 00:31:52,457 --> 00:31:54,824 it's time you put on your new dancing shoes. 619 00:31:54,858 --> 00:31:58,461 Thank you. They're beautiful. 620 00:32:01,999 --> 00:32:05,735 - Bud's the Dragon. - Bud's the Dragon. 621 00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:10,839 Bud's the goddamn Dragon. 622 00:32:21,151 --> 00:32:22,451 Sorry about this. 623 00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:24,019 With your mind-reading and all, 624 00:32:24,053 --> 00:32:26,621 we couldn't risk you telling somebody on us. 625 00:32:26,656 --> 00:32:28,924 Mr. Dearborne, I don't know what you're talking about. 626 00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:31,794 The supes are trying to take over the whole world. 627 00:32:31,828 --> 00:32:34,730 Crafty suckers have been at it a long, long time. 628 00:32:34,764 --> 00:32:39,101 I got a stack of unsolved cases dating back over 40 years-- 629 00:32:39,135 --> 00:32:42,004 innocent people like your folks 630 00:32:42,039 --> 00:32:45,274 murdered by vamps and who knows what else. 631 00:32:45,309 --> 00:32:48,011 Somebody's gotta put an end to it. 632 00:32:48,045 --> 00:32:49,412 How? 633 00:32:49,446 --> 00:32:51,114 Shooting good people like Sam Merlotte 634 00:32:51,148 --> 00:32:52,715 who've never done anything but help this town? 635 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,084 Merlotte ain't helping this town. 636 00:32:55,118 --> 00:32:57,019 He's buying it. 637 00:32:57,054 --> 00:32:59,255 Bars, apartment buildings. 638 00:32:59,289 --> 00:33:01,357 Just a matter of time before he starts in 639 00:33:01,391 --> 00:33:03,159 on churches and schools. 640 00:33:03,193 --> 00:33:05,260 Then he can convert all the innocent children 641 00:33:05,295 --> 00:33:07,196 to his perverted shifter ways. 642 00:33:07,230 --> 00:33:09,131 World War IV ain't gonna be fought 643 00:33:09,165 --> 00:33:11,433 over land or oil in no foreign country, 644 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:14,103 it's gonna be fought right here for our humanity. 645 00:33:14,137 --> 00:33:15,538 Excuse me, who are you? 646 00:33:15,572 --> 00:33:18,440 Sweetie Des Arts. Nice to meet you, freak. 647 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:20,042 You don't look like a Sweetie. 648 00:33:20,076 --> 00:33:23,478 Bud, maybe Sookie'd like some of that ginger ale now. 649 00:33:23,513 --> 00:33:26,081 I-- I don't think she's part of the conspiracy. 650 00:33:26,115 --> 00:33:27,716 I known her her whole life. 651 00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:29,484 Well, then, you know better than I do-- 652 00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:31,320 she sure as shit ain't human. 653 00:33:31,354 --> 00:33:34,523 She's a mind-reader with electric fingers and a fetish for fangers! 654 00:33:34,557 --> 00:33:36,759 If that ain't a supe, I don't know what the hell is. 655 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:43,833 You can't let your emotions 656 00:33:43,868 --> 00:33:45,001 cloud your vision, baby. 657 00:33:45,036 --> 00:33:48,605 They may look like us and talk like us, 658 00:33:48,639 --> 00:33:50,941 but they are not like us. 659 00:33:50,975 --> 00:33:53,042 What about Hoyt? He's about as human as they come. 660 00:33:53,077 --> 00:33:55,511 We gave him a chance to be a hero for humanity 661 00:33:55,546 --> 00:33:56,946 and he pussied out. 662 00:33:56,981 --> 00:33:59,649 He loves mutants so much, he might as well die with them. 663 00:33:59,683 --> 00:34:02,518 Bud, you were the sheriff of this town. 664 00:34:02,553 --> 00:34:04,888 You're supposed to protect people. 665 00:34:04,922 --> 00:34:07,924 And that's what I'm doing-- protecting people. 666 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,459 - The law don't protect people. - You tell her, Bud. 667 00:34:10,494 --> 00:34:13,161 The law gives monsters equal rights 668 00:34:13,196 --> 00:34:15,897 and sends patriots like my cousin Joe Bob to jail 669 00:34:15,932 --> 00:34:17,832 for sticking up for his own kind. 670 00:34:17,867 --> 00:34:19,968 All the law ever gave me 671 00:34:20,002 --> 00:34:22,503 was cancer in my ass 672 00:34:22,537 --> 00:34:24,272 and a sexless marriage. 673 00:34:24,306 --> 00:34:25,706 That's right, baby. 674 00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:28,308 When the supernatural war's over and the smoke clears, 675 00:34:28,343 --> 00:34:29,977 we're gonna write us a new law, 676 00:34:30,011 --> 00:34:31,845 one that makes sense for humans. 677 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,047 Supes will be aborted or shot on sight, 678 00:34:34,082 --> 00:34:37,184 and all of humanity'll know the sacrifices that we made 679 00:34:37,218 --> 00:34:39,052 in the name of America. 680 00:34:39,087 --> 00:34:41,655 There are gonna be flags with our faces on 'em. 681 00:34:41,690 --> 00:34:45,126 What happened to you? 682 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:47,728 Something awful must've happened to you 683 00:34:47,763 --> 00:34:51,899 to fill you with so much crazy hate. 684 00:34:55,570 --> 00:34:57,237 Husband left me for that shifter bitch 685 00:34:57,272 --> 00:34:58,972 liked to turn herself into a damn raccoon. 686 00:34:59,007 --> 00:35:01,942 What's that supposed to do for my self-esteem? 687 00:35:01,977 --> 00:35:04,577 You get outta my head, you freak show! 688 00:35:04,612 --> 00:35:06,045 Give her the fuckin' ginger ale already 689 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,914 or I'll do it my damn self. 690 00:35:07,948 --> 00:35:10,583 Come on, now. It's just got some OxyContin 691 00:35:10,617 --> 00:35:12,151 left over from my colon surgery in it. 692 00:35:12,186 --> 00:35:13,553 Bud, you don't wanna do this. 693 00:35:13,587 --> 00:35:16,823 - That woman is out of her mind. - Watch your mouth. 694 00:35:16,857 --> 00:35:19,291 This woman is the Dragon of Renard Parish, 695 00:35:19,325 --> 00:35:21,827 the Square-Dancing Champion of Louisiana, 696 00:35:21,861 --> 00:35:23,829 and the love of my life. 697 00:35:23,863 --> 00:35:25,931 Mm! 698 00:35:25,965 --> 00:35:29,135 - N-- n-- Open up. 699 00:35:38,946 --> 00:35:40,647 ♪ Somebody tell me what to do ♪ 700 00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:43,483 ♪ A throw in the hay with Mary Lou ♪ 701 00:35:44,752 --> 00:35:46,953 ♪ Sadie Hawkins, Daisy Mae ♪ 702 00:35:46,988 --> 00:35:48,655 ♪ Jimmy Crack Corn is here to stay ♪ 703 00:35:48,690 --> 00:35:50,491 ♪ Makes me love and find romance ♪ 704 00:35:50,525 --> 00:35:52,593 - ♪ When you go... ♪ - Bust it. 705 00:35:52,627 --> 00:35:56,931 ♪ Go to the barn dance... ♪ Run her 'round. 706 00:35:56,965 --> 00:35:59,501 - Next verse. Yee-haw! 707 00:35:59,535 --> 00:36:01,970 - Do it again. - ♪ Get in a circle hand to hand ♪ 708 00:36:02,004 --> 00:36:04,639 ♪ Thank the Lord for the barn dance band... ♪ 709 00:36:04,674 --> 00:36:06,308 Yeah. 710 00:36:06,342 --> 00:36:08,176 ♪ Try to hold her, try to raid ♪ 711 00:36:08,211 --> 00:36:10,846 ♪ Meredith thinks I'm on the make ♪ 712 00:36:12,581 --> 00:36:14,382 ♪ Sadie Hawkins, Daisy Mae ♪ 713 00:36:14,416 --> 00:36:16,083 ♪ Jimmy Crack Corn is here to stay ♪ 714 00:36:16,118 --> 00:36:18,052 - ♪ Makes me love... ♪ - Clear! 715 00:36:18,086 --> 00:36:20,555 - Clear. - Motherfucker! 716 00:36:20,589 --> 00:36:22,489 Where the hell are you, Bud? 717 00:36:22,524 --> 00:36:24,258 Where are you? 718 00:36:24,292 --> 00:36:26,326 Hey. 719 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,230 It's Bud's wife, Lynn. 720 00:36:30,264 --> 00:36:32,199 She was my sixth grade teacher. 721 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,600 Used to bake me cookies 722 00:36:33,634 --> 00:36:35,068 and let me take naps on her lap. 723 00:36:35,102 --> 00:36:37,337 Is there a point to this, Stackhouse? 724 00:36:40,374 --> 00:36:43,743 Her family owned a pig farm out on the way to Kickapoo. 725 00:36:45,646 --> 00:36:48,081 Pig shit. 726 00:37:00,563 --> 00:37:03,398 - Where the fuck are you? - I'm watching you. 727 00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:05,568 Put your weapon down and come in with your hands in the air. 728 00:37:05,602 --> 00:37:07,603 Don't do it, Terr-- 729 00:37:32,963 --> 00:37:34,830 Terry, he's gonna kill you! Run! 730 00:37:34,865 --> 00:37:38,534 Those kids need their mother. Don't you make me shoot her. 731 00:37:38,568 --> 00:37:40,436 I trusted you. 732 00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:44,106 I kept our secret even when it was eating a hole through me. 733 00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:46,674 After everything we've been through, how could you do this? 734 00:37:46,709 --> 00:37:49,110 - She's my wife. - Stop. Stop right there. 735 00:37:49,144 --> 00:37:51,112 Now, I have a family, too. 736 00:37:51,147 --> 00:37:55,417 Maggie's pregnant and I promised her I'd come home. 737 00:37:56,652 --> 00:37:59,354 I don't wanna do this shit. You know I don't. 738 00:38:00,423 --> 00:38:01,823 But there's no other way to end it. 739 00:38:01,857 --> 00:38:03,892 A fair fight. Let the best man win. 740 00:38:03,926 --> 00:38:07,129 You're stronger than I am. 741 00:38:07,163 --> 00:38:09,999 You're a better soldier, a better man. 742 00:38:10,033 --> 00:38:13,002 But it's you or me. That's what it's come down to. 743 00:38:13,037 --> 00:38:14,904 And it ain't gonna be me. Now get on your knees. 744 00:38:14,939 --> 00:38:16,306 No. 745 00:38:16,341 --> 00:38:18,075 God damn it, Bellefleur, get on your knees. 746 00:38:20,479 --> 00:38:21,846 - No! - Get outta here. 747 00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:30,122 I'm-- I'm sorry. 748 00:38:30,156 --> 00:38:31,823 Ah! 749 00:38:31,858 --> 00:38:33,592 God damn it! 750 00:38:48,975 --> 00:38:50,409 Ah, ah. 751 00:38:50,443 --> 00:38:52,511 Don't move, motherfucker, 752 00:38:52,546 --> 00:38:54,980 or I will blow your fucking brains out. 753 00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:19,339 Must be peaceful to be so sure of something. 754 00:39:19,374 --> 00:39:22,576 No room for doubt or remorse. 755 00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:25,379 Faith isn't magic. Anyone can do it. 756 00:39:25,414 --> 00:39:28,148 Mm, but it requires surrendering. 757 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,750 I've never been a big fan of that. 758 00:39:32,452 --> 00:39:35,021 Still such a fucking Viking, 759 00:39:35,055 --> 00:39:37,456 even after all these years. 760 00:39:37,490 --> 00:39:38,457 Always. 761 00:39:38,491 --> 00:39:41,960 But you-- you've changed. 762 00:39:41,995 --> 00:39:44,362 You're not the power-hungry bitch I used to love. 763 00:39:44,397 --> 00:39:47,966 All I cared about was rising up the ranks of the Authority 764 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,069 and making my mark, 765 00:39:51,103 --> 00:39:53,271 sitting in Roman's chair someday. 766 00:39:53,306 --> 00:39:57,209 I had no idea what true power was. 767 00:39:57,243 --> 00:40:00,445 How-- how did you find God? 768 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,647 Salome. 769 00:40:02,682 --> 00:40:06,485 She snuck me in here during the day whilst Roman was in ground. 770 00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:08,687 She let me taste the blood. 771 00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:12,859 And it blew my fucking mind, Eric. 772 00:40:14,028 --> 00:40:16,296 My ambitions seemed trivial, 773 00:40:16,330 --> 00:40:17,931 and everything I had once cared about 774 00:40:17,966 --> 00:40:21,635 seemed insignificant in the face of such divinity. 775 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:24,572 And I felt this overwhelming sense 776 00:40:24,606 --> 00:40:27,008 of purpose and belonging. 777 00:40:27,042 --> 00:40:29,744 Well, I wish it were that simple for me. 778 00:40:29,778 --> 00:40:31,379 It can be. 779 00:40:31,413 --> 00:40:34,249 - No. - It can be. 780 00:40:34,283 --> 00:40:36,284 Believing in something other than yourself doesn't 781 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:37,619 make you weak, Eric. 782 00:40:37,620 --> 00:40:40,489 Even the tallest tree knows its existence 783 00:40:40,523 --> 00:40:42,557 depends on the soil beneath its roots 784 00:40:42,592 --> 00:40:45,694 and the sun and the rain upon its branches. 785 00:40:45,728 --> 00:40:48,530 That's what Lilith is to us. 786 00:40:57,506 --> 00:41:00,107 I don't wanna fight you. 787 00:41:01,576 --> 00:41:03,743 I want to believe. 788 00:41:05,746 --> 00:41:09,382 - Will you help me? - Yes. 789 00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:11,684 Yeah. 790 00:41:24,765 --> 00:41:29,469 Thousands of years, Salome has meant nothing 791 00:41:29,503 --> 00:41:33,706 but a naked girl with a man's head in her lap. 792 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:37,210 Now I will be linked to Lilith forever. 793 00:41:38,212 --> 00:41:42,049 That will be my true legacy. 794 00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,822 So few have the chance to shape history. 795 00:41:47,856 --> 00:41:51,725 Not once, but twice. 796 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,160 It's not an accident. 797 00:41:53,195 --> 00:41:56,597 I've been chosen and so have you. 798 00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:06,174 Lilith has chosen you as my Adam. 799 00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:10,511 We will birth a new world together. 800 00:42:12,814 --> 00:42:15,482 What if I don't want to be chosen? 801 00:42:15,516 --> 00:42:18,719 Her blood is inside you. 802 00:42:19,587 --> 00:42:21,955 Let it be your guide. 803 00:42:46,849 --> 00:42:48,883 Bill. 804 00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,961 No. 805 00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:42,538 Why don't we just shoot 'em? 806 00:43:42,572 --> 00:43:44,360 'Cause we're making a political statement, 807 00:43:44,385 --> 00:43:45,974 ass-for-brains. 808 00:43:45,975 --> 00:43:48,477 The world's gone to the pigs 'cause of the supes, 809 00:43:48,512 --> 00:43:50,679 so we're feeding the supes to the pigs. 810 00:43:50,714 --> 00:43:52,081 Get it? 811 00:43:52,115 --> 00:43:54,450 This is going on the website, baby, so put on your mask. 812 00:43:54,484 --> 00:43:56,252 Right. 813 00:43:58,021 --> 00:43:59,621 God bless America! 814 00:43:59,656 --> 00:44:01,991 Bring in the pigs! 815 00:44:03,727 --> 00:44:06,595 Here, piggy, piggy, piggy. 816 00:44:06,629 --> 00:44:08,096 All right, toss her in there. 817 00:44:08,131 --> 00:44:10,265 Give those porkies something to chew on. 818 00:44:16,439 --> 00:44:18,073 I got you. 819 00:44:18,107 --> 00:44:18,776 - Sam. 820 00:44:18,801 --> 00:44:20,476 Jesus, help me! Keep it away from me! 821 00:44:20,477 --> 00:44:23,812 Stay outta my pig, dirty shifter! 822 00:44:48,537 --> 00:44:51,206 Stay close. Keep your eye on the perimeter. 823 00:44:56,746 --> 00:44:58,480 Sheriff's Department! Freeze! 824 00:44:59,582 --> 00:45:01,182 Get down on your fuckin' knees! 825 00:45:04,587 --> 00:45:07,655 Drop the weapon, Bud. It's over. 826 00:45:13,194 --> 00:45:15,529 Humans rule! 827 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:25,772 Jason. 828 00:45:25,806 --> 00:45:27,741 Sook. 829 00:45:27,775 --> 00:45:29,209 Oh, my God. 830 00:45:29,243 --> 00:45:31,578 Hey. Hey. 831 00:45:31,612 --> 00:45:34,047 The hell are you doing here? 832 00:45:34,081 --> 00:45:36,283 Hoyt. 833 00:45:38,486 --> 00:45:40,220 Hoyt. Buddy! 834 00:45:54,035 --> 00:45:57,004 That's for shooting me. 835 00:45:57,873 --> 00:46:00,341 That's for my boyfriend. 836 00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:02,910 And this is for my daughter, 837 00:46:02,944 --> 00:46:05,880 you human trash! 838 00:46:11,319 --> 00:46:13,487 Sookie. 839 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,989 You okay? 840 00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:18,892 - Hi. - Hi. 841 00:46:18,926 --> 00:46:23,996 Were you a pig or did I dream that? 842 00:46:26,766 --> 00:46:29,968 Come on, Hoyt. 843 00:46:30,003 --> 00:46:32,805 Come on, buddy. It's J. I'm right here, man. 844 00:46:32,839 --> 00:46:35,407 Stay with me, man. 845 00:46:35,441 --> 00:46:38,277 Stay with me, bubba. 846 00:46:38,311 --> 00:46:40,445 Stay with me, man. 847 00:46:42,616 --> 00:46:44,851 I think she hit an artery. 848 00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:46,719 If you're not gonna shoot me, 849 00:46:46,753 --> 00:46:48,221 I need to get to a hospital. 850 00:46:48,255 --> 00:46:50,256 Do it, Terry. Shoot him. 851 00:46:50,290 --> 00:46:52,091 She's a fighter. That's good. 852 00:46:52,126 --> 00:46:54,460 If you care about something, you gotta fight for it. 853 00:46:54,495 --> 00:46:55,962 I'm not just fighting for my life. 854 00:46:55,996 --> 00:46:57,897 Don't listen to him, Terry. He is messing with your head. 855 00:46:57,931 --> 00:46:59,866 He would've shot you on your knees. 856 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,634 Maggie's due in December. 857 00:47:01,668 --> 00:47:04,070 It's a Christmas baby, a little boy like Mikey. 858 00:47:04,104 --> 00:47:05,872 - Shut up! - Do it. 859 00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:08,074 You shoot him in the head right now for your family. 860 00:47:08,109 --> 00:47:10,110 That's how this whole thing got started, remember? 861 00:47:10,144 --> 00:47:11,845 You taking orders. 862 00:47:11,879 --> 00:47:13,847 Dead check her. 863 00:47:13,882 --> 00:47:15,483 Do it. 864 00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:18,119 Shoot him. Shoot him, Terry. 865 00:47:18,153 --> 00:47:21,456 You gotta do what your conscience tells you this time. 866 00:47:21,490 --> 00:47:22,924 Do what's right. 867 00:48:26,689 --> 00:48:28,290 Can I get some Tru Blood, please? 868 00:48:28,324 --> 00:48:31,126 Where the fuck's my Tru Blood? 869 00:48:45,242 --> 00:48:47,377 Excuse me. 870 00:48:50,615 --> 00:48:53,584 Good, now I've got your attention. 871 00:48:53,618 --> 00:48:55,386 Number one: 872 00:48:55,420 --> 00:48:58,122 there's no feeding on humans in Fangtasia. 873 00:48:58,157 --> 00:49:00,091 Number fuckin' two: 874 00:49:00,125 --> 00:49:04,729 get out of my maker's throne before I stake you all over it. 875 00:49:04,764 --> 00:49:08,533 Monarchs have lifted the ban on public feeding. 876 00:49:08,568 --> 00:49:11,103 And Northman is history. 877 00:49:11,137 --> 00:49:15,874 The Authority has named me the new Sheriff of Area 5. 878 00:49:25,352 --> 00:49:29,689 Everybody, grab a human. Drinks are on me! 879 00:49:33,293 --> 00:49:36,095 No! 880 00:49:36,129 --> 00:49:37,996 Is Hoyt gonna be okay? 881 00:49:38,031 --> 00:49:40,765 He had a pulse, but it was real weak. 882 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,767 Jason'll call us from the hospital if there's any news. 883 00:49:42,802 --> 00:49:43,351 What about you? 884 00:49:43,376 --> 00:49:45,169 You sure you don't want to at least go get checked out? 885 00:49:45,170 --> 00:49:47,938 I'll be fine as soon as I wash the pig out of my hair. 886 00:49:47,973 --> 00:49:50,408 All right, get in. I'll drive you home. 887 00:49:51,610 --> 00:49:53,244 Thanks. 888 00:50:00,919 --> 00:50:03,520 Hey, Andy. 889 00:50:03,555 --> 00:50:05,889 Hey. 890 00:50:05,924 --> 00:50:08,392 - Listen, I just wanted to say-- - It's all good. 891 00:50:08,427 --> 00:50:10,928 You saved my life. I saved yours back. 892 00:50:10,963 --> 00:50:13,832 No, I was gonna say 893 00:50:13,866 --> 00:50:16,435 you're not the worst sheriff this town ever had. 894 00:50:16,469 --> 00:50:19,438 Bud Dearborne had you beat by a mile. 895 00:50:21,942 --> 00:50:23,442 Thanks, Sam. 896 00:50:23,476 --> 00:50:26,078 Night. 897 00:50:32,118 --> 00:50:34,620 Let's go get Emma. 898 00:50:34,654 --> 00:50:36,989 Yeah. 899 00:50:37,023 --> 00:50:39,024 I first started collecting werewolves 900 00:50:39,058 --> 00:50:42,794 in Scandinavia almost 2,000 years ago. 901 00:50:42,829 --> 00:50:46,265 My first was a lovely werebitch named Gisla. 902 00:50:46,299 --> 00:50:50,735 - Oh. - Whitest pelt, greenest eyes, 903 00:50:50,769 --> 00:50:52,303 loyal like you wouldn't believe, 904 00:50:52,337 --> 00:50:54,004 even before I gave her my blood. 905 00:50:54,039 --> 00:50:56,773 But after-- oh, oh, oh! 906 00:50:56,808 --> 00:51:00,410 She'd rip apart anything that looked at me sideways. 907 00:51:00,445 --> 00:51:02,345 You think dogs are good pets, 908 00:51:02,380 --> 00:51:06,982 wait till you try a werewolf on V. 909 00:51:07,017 --> 00:51:09,552 I've never had a pet. 910 00:51:09,587 --> 00:51:12,989 My father was allergic to everything except God. 911 00:51:14,257 --> 00:51:16,593 You forget that bloodbag. 912 00:51:16,627 --> 00:51:19,729 Stick with me, darlin'. 913 00:51:19,764 --> 00:51:22,532 I'll give you the world. 914 00:51:28,205 --> 00:51:31,308 I hear a celebration is in order. 915 00:51:31,342 --> 00:51:34,245 We have a new Packmaster. 916 00:51:36,548 --> 00:51:40,886 To J.D., Packmaster of Shreveport. 917 00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:51,163 Ooh, yeah. 918 00:51:51,197 --> 00:51:52,164 Ooh. 919 00:51:52,198 --> 00:51:55,033 Yeah. 920 00:51:56,202 --> 00:51:59,505 Oh, okay. All right, all right. 921 00:51:59,539 --> 00:52:02,340 Okay. Yes. 922 00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:05,977 What's your name, werebitch? 923 00:52:06,011 --> 00:52:08,713 And who is that adorable little puppy? 924 00:52:08,747 --> 00:52:11,116 So cute. 925 00:52:11,150 --> 00:52:13,384 Name's Martha. 926 00:52:13,419 --> 00:52:15,119 This is my granddaughter. 927 00:52:15,154 --> 00:52:18,890 Come, Martha. 928 00:52:18,925 --> 00:52:20,325 Join your pack. 929 00:52:20,359 --> 00:52:25,129 I chose my pack, and I swore I'd die for it, 930 00:52:25,164 --> 00:52:28,232 but I will never drink from you, fanger. 931 00:52:28,267 --> 00:52:31,269 Hmm. 932 00:52:31,303 --> 00:52:35,806 The smarter the creature, the more discipline it needs. 933 00:52:39,578 --> 00:52:43,014 No! You let go of her. 934 00:52:43,048 --> 00:52:45,016 - You let her go! - For you, my darlin'. 935 00:52:45,050 --> 00:52:48,185 - Emma! - Your first pet. 936 00:52:50,856 --> 00:52:54,325 J.D., please. Not my grandbaby. 937 00:52:54,359 --> 00:52:56,494 Stop him, please. 938 00:52:56,528 --> 00:52:58,463 Mr. Edgington... 939 00:52:59,932 --> 00:53:02,000 see, Emma, she's a member of this pack, 940 00:53:02,034 --> 00:53:04,035 so I can't let you do that. 941 00:53:09,676 --> 00:53:11,944 Did you think my blood was free? 942 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,348 You silly, silly dog. 943 00:53:20,153 --> 00:53:25,024 - Shall we? - Oh, Russell, she's adorable. 944 00:53:25,058 --> 00:53:26,825 Emma! 945 00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:30,496 No! 946 00:54:03,632 --> 00:54:05,766 Dad. 947 00:54:06,801 --> 00:54:08,168 Beer in the fridge. 948 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:11,138 Grab me one while you're in there. 949 00:54:28,524 --> 00:54:30,959 How much you got on this? 950 00:54:30,993 --> 00:54:33,628 100. 951 00:54:33,663 --> 00:54:36,465 Four, five. 952 00:54:36,499 --> 00:54:38,233 So your whole disability check. 953 00:54:38,267 --> 00:54:39,734 Nice. 954 00:54:39,769 --> 00:54:42,771 It's a long drive to come out here and give me another lecture. 955 00:54:44,874 --> 00:54:47,176 It's not why I came. 956 00:54:51,015 --> 00:54:53,350 I lost Packmaster. 957 00:54:53,385 --> 00:54:54,852 I've been abjured. 958 00:54:56,421 --> 00:54:59,190 So you're a lone wolf now. 959 00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:03,061 Just like your old man. 960 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:09,067 I'm nothing like you. 961 00:55:09,102 --> 00:55:11,470 Sure, you're not. 962 00:55:13,372 --> 00:55:15,406 Two more explosions 963 00:55:15,441 --> 00:55:18,800 at Tru Blood factories in Japan and Kuwait. 964 00:55:19,652 --> 00:55:22,621 Steve Newlin of the American Vampire League 965 00:55:22,655 --> 00:55:24,733 has called the attacks "a vicious act of terrorism" 966 00:55:24,734 --> 00:55:26,103 against all God-fearing, 967 00:55:26,105 --> 00:55:28,093 peace-loving vampire citizens of the world. 968 00:55:28,094 --> 00:55:30,495 Oh, bollocks. 969 00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:33,127 Claude? Claudette? 970 00:55:33,128 --> 00:55:34,696 I'm sorry, I don't know you. 971 00:55:34,730 --> 00:55:36,164 Oh, Claudija. 972 00:55:36,198 --> 00:55:38,166 Well, it's nice to meet you, but what are y'all doing 973 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:39,767 in my living room in the middle of the night? 974 00:55:39,802 --> 00:55:41,603 We brought you some soup, Sookie. 975 00:55:41,637 --> 00:55:43,772 Move over. 976 00:55:45,808 --> 00:55:47,308 Don't believe a word of it. 977 00:55:47,343 --> 00:55:49,577 - Vampires are behind it all. - Why? 978 00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:52,347 They're taking over the world. 979 00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:57,552 Us together again on the same side. 980 00:55:57,586 --> 00:55:59,220 That's what Godric would have wanted. 981 00:55:59,254 --> 00:56:01,155 You're right. 982 00:56:03,726 --> 00:56:06,594 Where are you taking me? 983 00:56:09,097 --> 00:56:10,697 Home. 984 00:56:12,767 --> 00:56:14,168 Eric, no. 985 00:56:22,978 --> 00:56:25,813 We gotta move fast. She won't be out long. 986 00:56:29,350 --> 00:56:32,519 - Where's Bill? - We can't wait for him. 987 00:56:33,622 --> 00:56:36,357 You had me worried there for a minute. 988 00:56:36,391 --> 00:56:37,725 Ready to get the hell outta here? 989 00:56:39,627 --> 00:56:42,729 Access granted. 990 00:56:51,906 --> 00:56:54,307 You fuckin' traitor. 991 00:56:54,341 --> 00:56:57,744 I'm doing this for you. 992 00:56:57,779 --> 00:57:00,547 You've been chosen by Lilith. 993 00:57:00,581 --> 00:57:03,050 This is what God wants. 994 00:57:23,105 --> 00:57:25,573 ♪ Welcome to your life ♪ 995 00:57:25,607 --> 00:57:28,109 ♪ There's no turning back ♪ 996 00:57:28,143 --> 00:57:30,278 ♪ Even while we sleep ♪ 997 00:57:30,312 --> 00:57:34,282 ♪ We will find you acting on your best behavior ♪ 998 00:57:34,316 --> 00:57:36,884 ♪ Turn your back on Mother Nature ♪ 999 00:57:36,919 --> 00:57:40,488 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 1000 00:57:50,934 --> 00:57:53,402 ♪ It's my own design ♪ 1001 00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:55,905 ♪ It's my own remorse ♪ 1002 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:58,307 ♪ Help me to decide ♪ 1003 00:57:58,341 --> 00:58:02,177 ♪ Help me make the most of freedom and of pleasure ♪ 1004 00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:04,746 ♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪ 1005 00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:07,516 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world ♪ 1006 00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:09,885 ♪ There's a room where the light won't find you ♪ 1007 00:58:09,919 --> 00:58:12,687 ♪ Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down ♪ 1008 00:58:12,721 --> 00:58:15,090 ♪ When they do, I'll be right behind you ♪ 1009 00:58:15,124 --> 00:58:17,626 ♪ So glad we've almost made it ♪ 1010 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:19,862 ♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪ 1011 00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:22,431 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the-- ♪ 1012 00:58:22,465 --> 00:58:24,966 ♪ All for freedom and for pleasure ♪ 1013 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,368 ♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪ 1014 00:58:27,402 --> 00:58:30,705 ♪ Everybody wants to rule the world! ♪ 1015 00:58:30,730 --> 00:58:34,730 == sync, corrected by elderman == 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 75390

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