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La Chance De Ma Vie
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Grand Cr�cheux Monastery.
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Total population: 58 monks.
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And me.
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At least they have no marital woes.
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No meals with the in-laws,
no libido problems.
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No fights over the kids' education.
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lt's no concern of theirs.
What a relief.
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l'm Julien.
l used to be a marriage counselor.
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And in all modesty, one of the best.
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Greater Paris,
a city of 11,590,OOO inhabitants.
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Each year
300,000 couples get together
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and 50,000 mary.
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Of those, only 40%
last longer than a few months,
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and 12% longer than 7 years.
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Only 1.2% survive a crisis.
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Some of these crises occur
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before the ''l do's''.
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Without a professional,
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the situation can be pretty hopeless.
That's where l come in.
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Sorry to bother you.
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Won't you step in now?
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Why are you two even together?
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So dysfunctional!
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Each of you
on your own is dysfunctional.
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Are you sure he's that good?
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He saved my marriage.
l guarantee he's the best.
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What do you mean?
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Not anyone can do what l do.
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You just need to listen
and be vey sensitive.
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- He says l look dumpy.
- He could be right.
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The dress is tight.
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And l'm not cray about your hair,
it looks...
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Excuse me?
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Did you hurt yourself, darling?
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Odd technique.
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Must be American.
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- Baby.
- l'm OK, honey. l love your hair.
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Alright...
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''Honey'', ''Baby''...
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You're almost reconciled.
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Now tell me what you expect
from your marriage?
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l want three kids.
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Three? Really?
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- Isn't that a lot?
- l want it.
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OK, l want a dachshund.
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l want you to work out.
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Never mention Patrick.
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Or your parents.
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l want sex 3 times a week.
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An orgasm once a month!
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- Don't call me Mr. Stubs in bed.
- Then no carrots.
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OK, enough.
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All right, l think you're ready now.
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Yes, it's American.
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l had a gift for making women happy.
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l now declare
you joined in marriage.
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To be totally honest,
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l made them happy
when they were with other men.
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l'm leaving.
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Going already, doctor?
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l'm not a doctor.
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Doctor or not, helping those two,
saved me from an ulcer!
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Darling.
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See you for cocktails.
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What are the odds
l'd meet a girl like her?
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- Are we late?
- What d'you think?
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The odds she'd talk to me
over a glass of warm Champagne?
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They're mismatched.
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Pardon?
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The happy couple...
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They're like a pickup truck
hooked up to a Mercedes.
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Are you a relative?
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No. Thanks to me they're married...
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Or because of me.
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You're the great savior.
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No, he died 2,000 years ago.
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Julien.
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Joanna... Delighted.
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So, they're mismatched?
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lt's just...
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He's the type who has a ''type'',
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so l see him as a certain type,
which l hate doing.
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Now l'm babbling...
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Not at all.
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You're the type
who doesn't have a type.
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That's right.
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Maybe l should though.
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lt's easier to choose.
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Like real estate...
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- Fully renovated, quiet.
- Ventilated.
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- Good location...
- Nice beams.
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Good evening.
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Unbelievable,
l can't see Marie anywhere.
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You're sure it's the right place?
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Wait here, l'll check.
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- Your mother?
- Yes.
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She's charming.
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Yes, or cray. It depends.
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Wrong wedding.
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We can make it for dinner.
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Here, have this.
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Let's go.
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Sory, gotta go.
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- Bye.
- See you.
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A normal guy would run after her.
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Get her number
or ask if l could see her again.
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But the fact is,
l've never been a normal guy.
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lt started with Sidonie...
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She invited me to her birthday.
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l was the only boy.
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She had a crush on me.
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l didn't understand much then
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other than princesses
had fiery temperaments.
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Then, there was Nadege...
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Ah, Nadege...
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My first kiss...
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Well... Almost.
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lt was almost her last.
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Bye, Julien!
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- Bye, Madame!
- Be good.
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l thought these girls
were accident-prone.
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Patricia made me realize
l was the problem.
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l know it sounds cray,
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but l was like a black cat
girls should've avoided.
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lt's been like that ever since.
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At least l got to meet Vincent,
my best friend.
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She's allergic to your saliva.
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You brush your teeth twice a day?
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With all these cases,
they'll name the hospital after you.
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She's tying to say something.
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Can you please repeat
what you said slowly?
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There's a real problem,
l hear ''you''...
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That's right, but as for the rest...
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l couldn't tell you.
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A drink?
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There's no hope? She's lost hope.
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- You can't cope?
- That's it.
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lt's a strain?
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lt's going to rain?
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You're in pain?
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l think she said get the hell out.
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Women would pay
good money for those lips.
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So...
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l didn't go after Joanna
for her own good.
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lt's called self-control.
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Hell, why not?
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You...
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l haven't thanked you.
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With that kiss,
the bride unknowingly saved Joanna.
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That's what l thought.
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With 5 million cars in Paris,
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1 in 1,000 will have an accident...
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My odds of finding Joanna.
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SECOND CHANCE
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What does he want?
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l don't know.
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When the boss doesn't say what's up,
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it's like a guy saying
''we need to talk.''
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lt's never good news.
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Meaning?
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Getting fired.
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l hadn't thought of that.
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He's an ogre.
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You tying to give me a stroke?
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No, but...
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You're in deep shit!
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What?
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Use your body.
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Sophie, with a Master's in Art,
l've got other attributes.
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Yeah!
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Who?
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Who what?
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Who did the drawing?
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l did...
It's a bottle stopper.
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- It's crap.
- Crap.
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Big shit!
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You're all wrong.
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Pardon?
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You're all wrong.
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Move over a bit.
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This way?
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Over a bit...
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No, a bit parallelically...
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With the...
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Sory.
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What do you see?
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Your eyes.
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What are they for?
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l don't know.
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To see!
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He sees!
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You know why?
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You have optic nerves?
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Because l'm a visionay!
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You've heard
about the company Dupont?
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lt's hit rock bottom.
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They need a new vision
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for their next electric car design.
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Of course they thought of me!
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Of course.
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So, you're here
because l've chosen you
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to help me design
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this new creation!
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So?
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You're fired!
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l'm designing a car.
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My dream come true.
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That's awesome!
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Yeah.
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So you'll be working with him?
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Yeah.
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Awesome.
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This is huge for me!
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Awesome.
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lmbecile. Dipshit. Pathetic!
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Bastard! Prick! Mothe_ucker!
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Drunk! Loser!
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You limpdick!
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Cocksucker! Son of a bitch!
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Asshole! Sack of shit!
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Dickhead!
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Sory, that's about it.
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That was excellent.
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Don't you think?
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lf you say so.
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lf you want him to listen,
find the right words.
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See you next week.
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Goodbye.
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l'll work on those insults.
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Manuela, next couple please.
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Yes, sir.
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- You can go in.
- Thanks.
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This is where the miracles happen?
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Not bad.
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You were hard to find.
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Really?
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l've looked eveywhere.
l can't stop thinking of you.
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Really?
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You're the man l need.
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Really?
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We'll sign the contracts.
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Trust me, no German will beat us.
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How long will this take?
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l won't be long.
l'll call you when l'm done.
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See you.
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Richard.
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So, you're going to fix
our problems?
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Let's do it.
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So, on a scale of 1 to 10,
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will you stay together
if things don't change?
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- Eight.
- One.
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Joanna always exaggerates.
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He's right...
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Zero.
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ls it that bad, Jojo?
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Will you stop calling me Jojo?
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You like it.
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No l don't! l never did.
Do l call you Riri?
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l save couples,
but there'sjust so much l can do.
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They were a bad couple.
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But l was biased.
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She was so...
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So...
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He used to look at me like you.
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But now...
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lt's like l'm invisible.
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Another question:
Do you make love?
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Yes.
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- How often per week?
-15
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13, but that's it.
Our project's better.
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Fix it.
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Sory, the Germans are dumping.
Where were we?
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l was saying,
you only caress your tactile screen.
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l have to work.
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She used to like that.
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l don't know what l saw in him.
278
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:40,820
Maybe he was renovated,
built well, quiet.
279
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,060
Hang on, l'll just take this.
280
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,140
What's the problem?
281
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,940
Not sure about quiet.
282
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,380
What do you mean,
they like the Germans?
283
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,180
l have to go!
284
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,580
You're good. l already feel better.
285
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:58,380
Talk to Joanna,
she'll report back to me.
286
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,780
He's gone.
287
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:12,740
Your success rate just dropped.
288
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,180
No.
289
00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:15,420
l think so.
290
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,060
So...
291
00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:21,020
What do you recommend for a breakup,
other than vodka?
292
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,220
This is so therapeutic!
293
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:34,620
l hate losing!
294
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,540
Good, l don't like an easy win.
295
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,620
Call me Eye of the Tiger.
296
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,700
After we met, l had an erotic
dream about you.
297
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:45,980
You did?
298
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,220
l warned you!
299
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,900
- l see.
- l told you.
300
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:56,340
Want a drink?
301
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:04,620
Oh shit.
302
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,220
Oh shit.
303
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:48,700
You bastard,
304
00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,140
sneaking off!
305
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,180
Where are you going?
306
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,620
Where are you going?
307
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,180
l've got a...
308
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,180
an appointment... with people.
309
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,900
l think that's mine.
310
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,220
So we agree, we've got no future?
311
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,020
Yeah.
312
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,780
- Is breakfast included?
- l think so.
313
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:12,700
Shame to waste it.
314
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:15,580
Yeah. We could both use
a cup of cofFee.
315
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:17,580
Yeah.
316
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,460
- You bastard!
- No!
317
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,780
- Are you kidding!
- What about you?
318
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:27,100
- What about me?
- You were leaving too.
319
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,300
l'm glad we slept together.
320
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:41,340
Now there's no ambiguity between us.
321
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:45,180
We can really be friends.
That's so rare.
322
00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:47,420
That's for sure.
323
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:50,860
You should always sleep with someone
the first night,
324
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,660
it's good for a friendship.
325
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:54,100
Yeah.
326
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:55,180
l always say that.
327
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,380
l really have to go.
328
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,540
Wow, l'm really late.
329
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:06,100
Bye.
330
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,420
Bye.
331
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:14,260
This is the best morning after
with no future l've had for a while.
332
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:15,860
Me too.
333
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:18,500
How about dinner?
334
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,460
- Since eveything's clear...
- Why not.
335
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,260
lt won't mean a thing.
336
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,540
Nothing at all.
337
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,740
Since we slept together...
338
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,620
we can have
an unambiguous relationship.
339
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,620
We can be real friends.
340
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,100
That's rare!
341
00:20:38,060 --> 00:20:39,340
Unambiguous relationship?
342
00:20:39,980 --> 00:20:42,220
Man, have you gone cray or what?
343
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:43,580
l swear!
344
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:46,580
No strings means she's risk free.
345
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:51,180
Scratch my back please. Lower.
346
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:52,700
Oh, that's good.
347
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,420
Shit, that's so good.
348
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,380
That's so good.
349
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:56,940
Right there.
350
00:20:57,780 --> 00:20:58,540
Shit, yes.
351
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,220
How come nothing happens to me?
352
00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:04,660
No booboos, no problems, nothing.
353
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:06,060
We're not in love.
354
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,060
Huh? We're not in love?
355
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,060
After all we've been through?
356
00:21:12,260 --> 00:21:14,380
Sory to bother you...
357
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,340
- Oh Shit.
- What?
358
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:24,180
Rumors run wild here.
This is serious.
359
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,140
- Is it your image?
- Stop.
360
00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:30,620
l'm not kidding!
361
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:31,820
What do you want?
362
00:21:34,220 --> 00:21:35,380
Shit!
363
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,940
l gotta sleep with her
to prove l'm straight!
364
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:41,980
Seriously, l could do it,
you don't know me.
365
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:46,500
ln comparison to your ex,
that girl's a top model.
366
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:47,620
Shut up!
367
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,420
Joanna's in deep shit.
368
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:52,860
There are no strings attached!
So there's no risk!
369
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,100
Taxi!
370
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:05,020
Hi, l'm going to
355, Avenue de Breuille in Genneviliers.
371
00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:06,540
l'm in a hury.
372
00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,900
No problem,
Lucky day! New voice GPS!
373
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,740
l don't understand.
374
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:15,180
Voice GPS. l speak, he understand.
375
00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:17,940
You speak? He understand?
376
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:19,460
l'm in deep shit.
377
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:25,740
Address unknown, please repeat.
378
00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,780
Sir? It's uh...
379
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,700
lt's Genneviliers.
380
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:31,500
Please repeat.
381
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:37,900
Unknown destination. Please repeat.
382
00:22:40,180 --> 00:22:41,940
My taxi!
383
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,420
Turn around as soon as possible.
384
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,860
Turn around as soon as possible.
385
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:57,580
You've arrived.
386
00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:58,820
No understand.
387
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,220
You have a map of Paris?
388
00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:07,660
Map of Paris?
You know, a thing with pages in it,
389
00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:10,220
with drawings of streets.
390
00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:33,820
- You okay, Miss?
- Yes, just fine.
391
00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:37,340
l'm here to see Majme Dupont.
392
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:39,380
Elevator to the 3rd floor.
393
00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:45,260
Hello.
394
00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:55,300
What a nightmare!
395
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:56,260
No!
396
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:58,380
l don't mean to split hairs,
397
00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:01,460
but being trapped here
with a beauty like you
398
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,740
is a dream, not a nightmare!
399
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,020
l'm not sleeping with you,
l'm in no mood!
400
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:08,260
l'd never presume...
401
00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:10,460
l'm sory,
l didn't mean that.
402
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:14,420
Well l did.
It'sjust, l'm a bit nervous.
403
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:16,220
l've got an appointment.
404
00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:18,380
Does anything work in this place!
405
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,700
l'm going to be late!
406
00:24:21,980 --> 00:24:24,540
l've a meeting with Dupont
for their car designs.
407
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:25,540
That's good.
408
00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:26,820
lt is, thanks.
409
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:29,380
What the hell is this crap!
410
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,580
ls anyone there!
411
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:35,900
Nobody's there.
412
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:41,140
l'm missing
the chance of a lifetime!
413
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,940
l can't believe it.
414
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:45,180
A leg up!
415
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:46,620
Pardon?
416
00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,420
l need a leg up!
417
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:54,860
Heavier than l thought.
418
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,220
l've got big bones.
419
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:57,660
And spike heels!
420
00:25:07,420 --> 00:25:08,780
This is my son,
421
00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:10,860
a most promising young man,
422
00:25:11,580 --> 00:25:13,580
which you can see for yourself.
423
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:17,100
As for this ambitious lady,
we haven't met.
424
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:19,260
Perhaps she works for you?
425
00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:21,820
No.
426
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:23,460
Yes.
427
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,300
This place looks fun.
428
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,740
lt belongs to a friend. Here he is.
429
00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,460
- You speak Korean?
- A little.
430
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:42,780
Joanna.
431
00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:44,060
Delighted.
432
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:04,900
You call that a little?
433
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:08,100
l helped his niece
with her French husband.
434
00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:10,420
She only knew one French word.
435
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:11,580
What?
436
00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:14,380
Thanks.
Limiting if your husband's a jerk.
437
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:21,540
l'm happy to be here.
438
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:22,700
Me too.
439
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:25,620
We've really got...
440
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:27,220
a connection.
441
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:30,220
We really do have a good connection.
442
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:34,500
This is the only good thing
that's happened to me today.
443
00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:38,140
l've had one of the worst
days of my life.
444
00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:40,660
One shitty thing after another.
445
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,860
lncredibly bad luck.
446
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,500
Totally unbelievable!
447
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:46,380
Really.
448
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:48,380
Are you OK?
449
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,060
Watch out!
450
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,820
He could've hit you.
451
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,220
You thought l'd get knifed?
452
00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:05,380
Shit happens.
453
00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:06,940
l guess...
454
00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:11,020
Let's switch.
455
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,460
We can sit face to face.
456
00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:14,980
Get a better view.
457
00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:16,500
All right.
458
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,100
Yes, that's a fabulous view!
459
00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:31,300
Was today that bad?
460
00:27:32,740 --> 00:27:35,900
l had that meeting
l mentioned earlier
461
00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:38,940
about the important car project.
462
00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:40,180
Are you listening?
463
00:27:47,780 --> 00:27:48,860
Thank you.
464
00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:52,460
That was nice.
Not only did we eat well,
465
00:27:52,940 --> 00:27:54,980
but there was action, too.
466
00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,220
Careful!
467
00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:57,940
Watch it!
468
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:03,140
l thought we had no future?
469
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:04,860
Yes.
470
00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:07,340
Because you're vey forward.
471
00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:10,620
But l like it.
472
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,340
- Do you?
- Yes.
473
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:20,180
How do you say
''l like you'' in Korean?
474
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:27,380
''l like you'' (in Korean)
475
00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:23,860
So, l imagine he's handsome?
Tall? Well built.
476
00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:27,060
Well, he's not really...
477
00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:29,500
not really tall.
478
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:34,220
He's got these long lashes. they're
really sweet. He's funny, too.
479
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,300
Long lashes, and laughs
don't add up to love.
480
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:38,940
That's true.
481
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,900
Come on, we'll be late.
482
00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:46,140
Another amazing thing,
483
00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:48,420
l always feel safe around him.
484
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:52,740
Safe? You've had one shitty thing
after another since you met him.
485
00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:55,900
Yes, and he's always there
to protect me.
486
00:29:57,060 --> 00:30:01,340
He goes overboard a bit. He gave
me a card for his doctor friend.
487
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,100
l'm a lamp.
488
00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:08,260
l'm a sofa.
489
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,620
l'm a refrigerator, l am...
490
00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:14,020
buildings, a toothbrush.
491
00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:16,420
l am Markus,
492
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:18,860
l designed all these things!
493
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:23,620
No, l didn't design them. l created
them, and they cary my name.
494
00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:24,980
Cary his name.
495
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:26,220
Ladies and gentlemen.
496
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:29,860
ln a few moments, l will be a car...
497
00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:31,580
The Dupont car.
498
00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:35,820
The Dupont car named Markus Dupont,
Dupont Markus.
499
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:38,500
ln a few moments, the event.
500
00:30:49,220 --> 00:30:50,780
He ripped off the Citro�n DS.
501
00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:55,300
You may clap,
l won't be embarrassed.
502
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,180
l just can't believe it.
503
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:07,580
Can you believe
Philippe Markus was my idol,
504
00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:10,900
and l've just realized he's a fake.
505
00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:13,220
He's run out of ideas!
506
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:17,020
Don't exaggerate. l own
a lovely bottle stopper he designed!
507
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,220
lt's broken, but it's pretty.
508
00:31:19,540 --> 00:31:21,380
Did you hear what he said?
509
00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:24,540
l'm a sofa, l'm a couch, l'm a lamp.
510
00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,780
l'm a toothbrush,
l'm a toilet bowl...
511
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:34,300
l just love working in toilets,
don't you?
512
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,500
l get my best ideas here.
513
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,180
For example, you Joanna...
514
00:31:39,780 --> 00:31:43,020
instead of working on
the car design,
515
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:46,380
you'll work on the mock-up
for the final model.
516
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:49,780
And you, there...
517
00:31:50,140 --> 00:31:54,380
You'll work on those little trees
planted near the highway
518
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:56,940
that the cars skid into.
519
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,940
Did he just threaten me with death?
520
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:15,620
l totally thought he'd fire me.
521
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,220
You poor darling.
522
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,300
You're in a negative energy field.
523
00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:26,740
Mom, cut it out!
524
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:29,420
l don't believe that crap!
525
00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:32,740
lt's not crap!
Since l retired, l've done research.
526
00:32:33,580 --> 00:32:35,860
How can you retire if
you never worked?
527
00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:37,580
Don't change the subject.
528
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,780
How do you explain
all your bad luck?
529
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:44,020
l don't know.
l'm clumsy, distracted...
530
00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:46,420
lt's a bad phase.
531
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:48,220
But it's not all bad.
532
00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:49,620
l met a guy.
533
00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:52,260
- He's nice.
- What about Richard?
534
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,420
You liked him, but it's over.
535
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,340
He had a cushyjob.
Ifyou ever divorced...
536
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:01,100
He must be a good lover.
537
00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:02,420
Wasn't he?
538
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:04,740
l'm getting stomped on for you.
539
00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:06,380
lfyou could just...
540
00:33:11,420 --> 00:33:13,180
Oh that negative energy.
541
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,540
So fascinating.
542
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,420
My stomach hurts.
543
00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:30,260
My stomach hurts.
544
00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,580
My stomach hurts.
545
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:38,100
We know her stomach hurts!
546
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,620
Mom?
547
00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:41,780
Sweetie.
548
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:43,860
How are you?
549
00:33:44,620 --> 00:33:47,140
l feel really good.
550
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:48,740
ls that normal?
551
00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:50,740
lt's the morphine!
552
00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:52,300
You'll feel good.
553
00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:55,340
You're okay. Only a few bruises.
554
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:56,820
You're pretty.
555
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:59,060
Yes, that's the morphine.
556
00:33:59,180 --> 00:34:00,940
My stomach hurts.
557
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,740
We know your stomach hurts, Madam.
558
00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:06,340
lf it didn't, you wouldn't be here.
559
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,340
Toughen up.
560
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:09,780
My stomach hurts.
561
00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:13,380
l'll get you a private room.
562
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,300
We can hardly talk around her.
563
00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:16,860
l'll be right back.
564
00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:18,380
My stomach hurts.
565
00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:20,780
My stomach hurts.
566
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,540
My stomach hurts.
567
00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:25,980
My stomach hurts.
568
00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:27,500
My stomach hurts.
569
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,740
My stomach hurts.
570
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:31,820
My stomach hurts.
571
00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:46,700
That's her.
572
00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:50,540
Appendicitis.
We'll take care of you.
573
00:35:00,420 --> 00:35:01,260
What's this?
574
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,420
Appendicitis.
575
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:03,660
Great.
576
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,980
We've got quality today.
577
00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:09,620
- She's pretty.
- Not bad.
578
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:11,060
Are you kidding?
579
00:35:11,220 --> 00:35:13,060
Look at those breasts!
580
00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:13,980
Vey nice.
581
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,100
Vey firm, vey hard.
582
00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:18,460
She must be Slavic.
583
00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:20,540
They're fake.
584
00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:22,740
No way. Touch them, you'll see.
585
00:35:24,340 --> 00:35:25,700
- So?
- It seems real.
586
00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:27,620
The other one, too.
587
00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,940
Are you finding tits interesting now?
588
00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:31,580
What do you mean?
589
00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:33,020
Nothing.
590
00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:39,060
Scalpel.
591
00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:44,620
Vincent, no!
592
00:35:49,540 --> 00:35:50,860
She doesn't need surgery?
593
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:53,140
Just a teensy one?
594
00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:55,540
lt's on the house, for the pleasure.
595
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:57,580
You're a pain in the ass.
596
00:35:57,740 --> 00:35:59,380
You know the patients l get here?
597
00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:00,900
No, you've no idea.
598
00:36:01,020 --> 00:36:04,860
This morning, l had an old lady
with varicose veins.
599
00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:06,220
Does that sound exciting?
600
00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:08,020
No?
601
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,340
lt's too much.
602
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:11,260
- It's OK.
- We have to break up.
603
00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:12,980
Come on, pal.
604
00:36:13,060 --> 00:36:14,540
Let it all out.
605
00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:16,380
Have a good cry.
606
00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:22,980
We're men after all.
607
00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:24,220
You can handle this.
608
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,180
Hang in there!
609
00:36:27,780 --> 00:36:28,540
See you.
610
00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:29,500
No.
611
00:36:38,900 --> 00:36:39,940
Marjorie?
612
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:41,860
Excuse me...
613
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:45,540
We've worked together,
but don't know each other.
614
00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:49,380
Would you like to go for a drink?
615
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,820
l've been looking all over for you!
616
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:53,740
Hi, Sophie.
617
00:36:53,940 --> 00:36:55,020
They almost operated!
618
00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:57,700
Yes,
but Julien stopped them, as usual.
619
00:36:58,740 --> 00:36:59,420
Julien?
620
00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:00,580
What if it's him?
621
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,620
Him what?
622
00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:07,100
What if he's cursed?
623
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:09,780
Oh no, you're not going to start.
624
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,620
l just got out of surgey.
625
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,700
When did this bad luck begin?
626
00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:14,940
When they met.
627
00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:16,620
l can't believe it.
628
00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:21,340
That's when
l made my biggest mistake.
629
00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:23,980
lnstead of leaving her,
630
00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:26,340
we went to my parents'.
631
00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:30,860
That weekend in the country
was a vey bad idea.
632
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:34,020
This weekend is a great idea.
633
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:36,820
lt's really peaceful there,
634
00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,740
and less risky than Paris.
635
00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:41,620
lt'll be good after all
l've been through.
636
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:43,820
And there's the car.
637
00:37:44,020 --> 00:37:46,420
On Monday, l'm going to
Brussels with Markus
638
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:48,220
to present his rotten design.
639
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:49,540
What a disaster.
640
00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:51,020
Make your own.
641
00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:51,900
What do you mean?
642
00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:53,620
Create your own project.
643
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:55,900
Take a chance on your dream.
644
00:37:56,180 --> 00:37:57,540
Maybe you're right.
645
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:59,580
You know l'm always right.
646
00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:05,580
lt's quiet there, so you can work...
after you've tamed Attila.
647
00:38:06,540 --> 00:38:07,620
Attila?
648
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,380
He likes you a lot!
649
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,260
l'd say so.
650
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:27,740
Julien likes you, too.
651
00:38:29,580 --> 00:38:30,660
Not quite like this.
652
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:41,900
Are those storks?
653
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:44,900
They're my pride and joy.
654
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:48,060
lt took years to attract them.
655
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:51,180
lf they left, l'd feel so alone.
656
00:38:51,900 --> 00:38:53,260
You have your wife.
657
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,060
Yes, of course.
658
00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:57,180
l have my wife.
659
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,180
They're together because of me.
660
00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:01,780
Really? What do you mean?
661
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,620
l was ten.
662
00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,980
My parents fought non-stop.
663
00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:09,460
l decided to do something.
664
00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:12,900
l read eveything
written about couples.
665
00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:15,220
l put it into practice.
666
00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:17,700
Remember the word ''communication''.
667
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:20,900
And it worked.
668
00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:23,260
We wish you as much happiness.
669
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:34,780
Yes, Mom?
670
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,220
How are you, sweetie?
671
00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:38,420
l've been thinking. Come home now.
672
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:39,460
You're in danger.
673
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,380
l've been with Julien non-stop.
674
00:39:41,860 --> 00:39:42,740
l'm just fine.
675
00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:44,660
But Sophie's right!
676
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:45,820
He's cursed!
677
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:48,020
You're in danger around him.
678
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,340
- Leave him now.
- No!
679
00:39:49,540 --> 00:39:51,460
You have to. He exudes danger!
680
00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:53,660
- No!
- Leave before it's too late!
681
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:55,820
Can l get a word in?
682
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,620
Leave him, he's dangerous.
683
00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:58,860
l want you to be safe.
684
00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:00,860
l know you do.
685
00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:02,020
- Leave!
- No!
686
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:03,180
Why not?
687
00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:05,260
Because l don't want to!
688
00:40:08,860 --> 00:40:09,700
Oh no.
689
00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:30,580
Oh no.
690
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:42,500
l'm so sory.
l just want to disappear.
691
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:45,180
l'd ofFer the nest, but that's out.
692
00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:47,740
lt's not that bad.
693
00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:50,100
We're well insured.
694
00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:52,580
And we're used to it.
695
00:40:53,020 --> 00:40:53,980
- Used to it?
- Yes.
696
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:57,460
Julien's had
a lot of unlucky girlfriends.
697
00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,180
ls that so?
698
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:00,340
Yes.
699
00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:04,260
Were they unlucky
before meeting you?
700
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:06,260
Yes, of course.
701
00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:09,260
You don't think
Julien brought them bad luck?
702
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,620
Joanna, we have to talk.
703
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:16,380
Did you hear that?
704
00:41:23,260 --> 00:41:24,380
l told her eveything.
705
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,980
Sidonie catching on fire,
Nadege's teeth.
706
00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:30,060
The skin graft on Patricia's butt.
707
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,980
l laid it all out.
708
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:34,540
Julie electrocuted by her toaster.
709
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,780
Ariane's unfortunate bungee jump.
710
00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:38,500
Veronique, Sandrine...
711
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:43,660
After all that,
any woman would ejt running.
712
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:45,980
What'll you do?
713
00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:48,980
What'll l do?
714
00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:52,180
l've had some bad luck lately,
715
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,620
but to suggest it's your fault...
716
00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:56,020
l don't buy that.
717
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:58,180
You'll be in danger with me.
718
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:07,940
Other girls were OK
after they left me.
719
00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:09,820
How do you know?
720
00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:12,540
l ran into one... Alice.
721
00:42:12,820 --> 00:42:15,140
Hury Benjamin or we'll be late.
722
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:16,980
Hi, Alice.
How are you?
723
00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:19,340
l was in the area.
724
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:20,500
Get back inside!
725
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,460
Mom...
726
00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:24,420
Are you OK, Alice?
727
00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:26,260
No more hospitals.
728
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:28,100
No more doors in my face.
729
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:30,420
l'm doing fine now, understand?
730
00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:32,380
My life was never better.
731
00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:35,380
Get out and never come back!
732
00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:37,860
You see?
733
00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:42,060
You just want to break up with me,
734
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,980
and this is your excuse.
735
00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:47,260
l don't want to break up.
736
00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:51,380
l've never been happier.
737
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:56,860
So there's no reason to break up.
738
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,380
None.
739
00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:21,700
l thought she'd gone.
740
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:23,500
But instead,
741
00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:25,900
she was working.
742
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,700
- You're here?
- Working on the designs.
743
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:30,780
They're not bad.
744
00:43:31,660 --> 00:43:34,540
l drove her to the train station
for her meeting.
745
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:36,900
My train's in 45 minutes.
746
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:40,980
lf you drive this slow
l won't make it.
747
00:43:42,780 --> 00:43:44,580
Stop being paranoid.
748
00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:47,140
The road's empty, we'll be fine.
749
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:48,660
lt's true.
750
00:43:49,580 --> 00:43:50,580
You're right.
751
00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:06,300
ls that a tire?
752
00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:08,740
Yes.
753
00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:23,460
l don't understand.
754
00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:26,540
l'll take a taxi.
755
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:28,420
l understand.
756
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:41,100
Unbelievable.
757
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:55,180
l've researched cursed people.
758
00:44:55,420 --> 00:44:57,860
They're hazardous
and there are of all sorts.
759
00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:00,540
Some of them are the real deal.
760
00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:02,580
ln general,
there's one catastrophe...
761
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,140
One thinks he's jinxed.
762
00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:16,180
Another case, there was a couple,
and the girl was cursed.
763
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,180
She had a poodle.
l'll spare you the details.
764
00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:21,580
One day the dog bit the boyfriend.
765
00:45:21,940 --> 00:45:24,260
The guy got rabies. Imagine that!
766
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:26,540
Rabies in this day and age?
767
00:45:26,740 --> 00:45:27,620
lt's...
768
00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:31,940
You okay?
769
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,940
No. l've been listening to your
scary stories for an hour now.
770
00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:37,220
So you believe me?
771
00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:39,020
l don't know.
772
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:41,220
But l'm dreading this meeting.
773
00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:42,460
You believe me.
774
00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:44,660
l'm not sure... that's different.
775
00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:46,820
l've got stories that are worse.
776
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,500
Gloves.
777
00:45:51,300 --> 00:45:53,100
lt's not difficult!
778
00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:56,780
Can you stop with all this now.
779
00:45:57,060 --> 00:45:58,100
lt's annoying.
780
00:46:07,420 --> 00:46:08,180
Asshole!
781
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:10,660
Did you ty the new position?
782
00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:12,780
We did eveything you said.
783
00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:14,140
The proof.
784
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:19,300
lt's hopeless.
We've been married too long.
785
00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,860
No, we'll find the answer.
786
00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:25,700
l think we can spice things up.
787
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:28,500
lt's scay at first,
788
00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:30,220
but very effective.
789
00:46:34,140 --> 00:46:35,020
lt's not my bag.
790
00:46:57,540 --> 00:46:59,100
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
791
00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:00,140
Your name?
792
00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:02,140
- Joanna Sorini.
- Okay.
793
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,940
There's a problem
with your room.
794
00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,220
What is it?
795
00:47:06,300 --> 00:47:08,540
The room was flooded today.
796
00:47:09,380 --> 00:47:11,660
Sory, it was a stroke of bad luck.
797
00:47:11,980 --> 00:47:12,900
Oh no.
798
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,700
- l have a solution...
- The laundy room?
799
00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:19,340
The presidential suite, madam.
800
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:22,700
You have a small kitchen
at your disposal,
801
00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:25,660
along with a dining room,
802
00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:27,460
bedroom,
803
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:30,380
and bathroom.
804
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,140
l hope this is satisfactoy.
805
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:37,820
Yes.
806
00:47:50,620 --> 00:47:51,580
Unbelievable.
807
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,500
Did you dump him?
808
00:47:53,860 --> 00:47:55,580
No! l'll ty again.
809
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:08,820
lt's the distance.
810
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:12,860
That's it. He's got no power
when he's far enough away.
811
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,940
Who cares! No more curse,
my luck's back.
812
00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:17,180
lt's back.
813
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:18,500
Calm down.
814
00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:22,340
l'm going to show Markus my designs,
and he'll love them!
815
00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:23,420
One more go!
816
00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:33,300
Taj!
817
00:48:48,020 --> 00:48:49,580
Mr. Markus?
818
00:48:50,820 --> 00:48:51,780
Yes?
819
00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:55,340
l've been thinking
about our project.
820
00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:59,540
l've got a suggestion for an idea,
well, more of a lead...
821
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:01,460
Yes. For the...
822
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:02,620
Hello eveyone.
823
00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:08,740
No touching.
824
00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:14,740
l'd like you
to meet the CEO of Nakita,
825
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:15,660
Pakidok.
826
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:20,500
This is the famous Philippe Markus.
827
00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:21,620
Oh, no! Please.
828
00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:23,540
Delighted.
829
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:30,540
Shut up.
830
00:49:30,860 --> 00:49:33,700
Tell these characters... Translate,
831
00:49:34,060 --> 00:49:35,820
l'm inspired by yellow.
832
00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:38,020
Spatiotemporal inspiration.
833
00:49:38,660 --> 00:49:40,300
l wore this orange suit.
834
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:42,340
as an homage to Picasso.
835
00:49:42,620 --> 00:49:44,060
l wanted to explain...
836
00:49:44,340 --> 00:49:46,060
l can only say ''delighted''.
837
00:49:46,460 --> 00:49:48,100
Ah, that's all he can say.
838
00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:50,500
And l can say ''You're fired!''
839
00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:52,340
Get lost!
840
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:54,900
Take Spanish lessons.
Get the hell out!
841
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,700
l work with pros! Translate that!
842
00:49:58,460 --> 00:49:59,300
Sory.
843
00:50:01,420 --> 00:50:03,220
Let's sit down and get started.
844
00:50:19,340 --> 00:50:22,340
Ladies, gentlemen,
gentlemen, ladies...
845
00:50:23,860 --> 00:50:26,180
Today, you will witness
846
00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:27,620
the birth of a car.
847
00:50:27,780 --> 00:50:29,820
Not just a useful object,
848
00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:32,740
but if l may say in all modesty,
849
00:50:33,140 --> 00:50:34,540
a work of art.
850
00:50:35,380 --> 00:50:38,740
Ladies, gentlemen,
today l present to you
851
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:40,540
not simply the new car,
852
00:50:42,180 --> 00:50:44,100
but car-art!
853
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:46,940
Ladies and gentlemen,
854
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,700
let's share
855
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:50,540
in the birth
856
00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:53,380
my masterpiece:
the new Dupont!
857
00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:06,820
ls this a joke?
858
00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:09,500
What do you mean? Don't you like it?
859
00:51:09,820 --> 00:51:10,860
Yes, l love it.
860
00:51:11,060 --> 00:51:12,580
You scared me!
861
00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:15,340
l thought the innovative aspect
shocked you.
862
00:51:15,580 --> 00:51:16,740
Understandably!
863
00:51:16,980 --> 00:51:18,420
l've loved it for years.
864
00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:20,620
Pardon?
865
00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:24,020
l've owned three since
the 1955 car show.
866
00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:26,020
That car, my friend,
867
00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:27,860
It is a Citro�n DS.
868
00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:28,980
A DS?
869
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:30,620
What are you saying?
870
00:51:30,820 --> 00:51:32,460
lt's nothing like a DS!
871
00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:34,740
This is not a DS bumper,
872
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,540
this is not a DS door!
873
00:51:36,740 --> 00:51:38,740
What are you talking about!
874
00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:41,060
But it all adds up to a DS.
875
00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:42,500
lt is not a DS!
876
00:51:42,580 --> 00:51:44,620
So this glass bottle...
877
00:51:44,860 --> 00:51:47,500
lt's like a bottle of Coke
because it's glass?
878
00:51:47,780 --> 00:51:50,100
So it's a bottle of Coke!
879
00:51:50,380 --> 00:51:51,340
Are you happy?
880
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,940
This ashtray's glass,
881
00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:56,100
so it's a bottle,
like a bottle of Coke.
882
00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:57,940
l'm drinking a Coke!
883
00:51:58,220 --> 00:51:59,940
The Chinaman's glasses...
884
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,740
They're glass,
so they must be a Coke! Dammit!
885
00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:07,140
You've wasted enough of our time!
886
00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:09,940
The chandelier is a table lamp!
887
00:52:10,140 --> 00:52:11,460
Hello, table lamp!
888
00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:14,420
The carpet... It's a doormat!
889
00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:15,420
Wait!
890
00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:25,940
You like him?
891
00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:27,580
You like him?
892
00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:29,100
That's all l know in Korean.
893
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,060
l'm sorry, but l think...
894
00:52:33,140 --> 00:52:34,740
it's important that l talk to him.
895
00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:36,300
At least, l hope.
896
00:52:37,180 --> 00:52:38,820
l have another proposal.
897
00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:40,900
Another possible design.
898
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:43,180
Let me show you.
899
00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:44,740
Please, l'll be quick.
900
00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:49,180
Why don't we listen.
We've come a long way.
901
00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:50,780
We're already here,
902
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:52,500
we should give her a chance.
903
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:53,940
Right, Martin?
904
00:52:56,620 --> 00:52:57,620
Thank you.
905
00:52:59,140 --> 00:53:01,980
All l have are a few sketches...
906
00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:03,140
rough ideas.
907
00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:06,700
But it should give you
a clear idea of my design.
908
00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:13,420
Yes.
909
00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:15,540
Martin!
910
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:24,860
How embarrassing.
911
00:53:26,260 --> 00:53:27,220
No.
912
00:53:27,540 --> 00:53:29,540
Not at all.
913
00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:30,380
lt's not...
914
00:53:33,740 --> 00:53:34,900
Scandalous!
915
00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:59,900
l just lost the job of my dreams,
916
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:02,140
with a dildo in my hand.
917
00:54:02,340 --> 00:54:02,980
You see.
918
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:06,340
Now you believe me?
919
00:54:07,060 --> 00:54:07,980
l don't know.
920
00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:10,180
Yeah, maybe.
921
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:13,940
Take the designs.
922
00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:17,540
No, l blew it.
923
00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,860
l looked at them. They're great.
924
00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:21,620
You can still present them.
925
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,220
You know it could work.
926
00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:26,380
Here.
927
00:54:40,020 --> 00:54:40,700
There.
928
00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:04,220
Lucky they didn't get wet.
929
00:55:05,820 --> 00:55:07,340
Oh shit!
930
00:55:07,540 --> 00:55:08,820
l can't believe it!
931
00:55:09,980 --> 00:55:11,940
l can't take any more!
932
00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:13,780
Leave me alone!
933
00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:14,940
Get away!
934
00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:18,020
l never want to see you again!
935
00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:20,860
l can't handle it!
936
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:22,140
lt's over!
937
00:55:22,780 --> 00:55:25,300
l never want
to see you again. Never!
938
00:55:56,380 --> 00:55:57,220
Yes?
939
00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:01,260
- May l?
- It's you.
940
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:03,740
You're delighted to see me.
941
00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:06,900
Let me guess...
942
00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:09,420
Caught
in the shower in your clothes?
943
00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:11,020
l swam in the fountain.
944
00:56:11,420 --> 00:56:12,740
Your life's exciting.
945
00:56:13,140 --> 00:56:17,100
You have no idea. On top of
having a totally rotten day,
946
00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:19,180
l dumped the man l love.
947
00:56:20,060 --> 00:56:21,020
- There...
- Oh?
948
00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:24,060
l thought l was the man you love.
949
00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:26,580
My father thinks so.
950
00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:28,500
He thinks we're a nice pair.
951
00:56:29,060 --> 00:56:31,380
Are you here to ask me to mary you?
952
00:56:31,540 --> 00:56:33,340
No, not at all.
953
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:34,900
l want your designs.
954
00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:37,100
l convinced Dad to take a look.
955
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:39,500
Not that he didn't like your idea.
956
00:56:39,820 --> 00:56:43,700
He'sjust more interested
in cars than female sexuality.
957
00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:45,260
l'm the opposite.
958
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:46,620
l can't.
959
00:56:47,020 --> 00:56:47,660
Why not?
960
00:56:48,940 --> 00:56:49,980
Look.
961
00:56:51,780 --> 00:56:53,420
This complicates things.
962
00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:55,140
Yes.
963
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:57,900
No... It looks good.
964
00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:02,420
You know what we'll do?
965
00:57:03,380 --> 00:57:05,180
You return to Paris, redo these.
966
00:57:05,900 --> 00:57:07,900
When you're done, call me.
967
00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:10,580
l'll arrange a meeting with my dad.
968
00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,340
Why do that for me?
969
00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:17,980
We all deserve a second chance.
970
00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:23,340
And for once,
l agree with my father.
971
00:57:24,780 --> 00:57:26,700
We're great together,
don't you think?
972
00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:28,980
You're smiling.
973
00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:35,500
After that huge fiasco,
974
00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:40,780
l sought refuge
with my one success stoy.
975
00:57:45,020 --> 00:57:45,860
My parents.
976
00:57:48,020 --> 00:57:49,620
Dad, Mom?
977
00:57:50,460 --> 00:57:51,860
Are you here?
978
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:04,900
Who's that?
979
00:58:05,820 --> 00:58:06,500
A friend.
980
00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:08,820
Where's Mom?
981
00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:10,660
Her place.
982
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:11,660
Her place?
983
00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:13,420
She has a place in Paris.
984
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,300
With Marc.
985
00:58:16,460 --> 00:58:17,260
Marc?
986
00:58:17,820 --> 00:58:18,860
Her boyFriend.
987
00:58:23,820 --> 00:58:25,100
What the hell's going on?
988
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,580
You're right, Julien.
989
00:58:29,820 --> 00:58:31,500
You're old enough to know.
990
00:58:31,820 --> 00:58:33,820
Yes Dad,
l'm old enough, l'm 35.
991
00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:38,740
Remember that fuss you made
to save our marriage?
992
00:58:39,860 --> 00:58:40,700
ln 5th grade?
993
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:43,500
You were so sweet to do all that.
994
00:58:43,780 --> 00:58:47,460
Your mom and l
didn't have the heart to hurt you.
995
00:58:48,140 --> 00:58:49,940
We pretended to reconcile.
996
00:58:50,940 --> 00:58:52,980
But we still fought in secret.
997
00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:54,900
That's it.
998
00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:57,220
We both had affairs.
999
00:58:57,980 --> 00:59:00,660
Things worked out
when you left home.
1000
00:59:00,980 --> 00:59:03,180
Your mother moved out.
1001
00:59:04,620 --> 00:59:06,740
She comes back when you visit.
1002
00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:08,740
- Really?
- You're so polite...
1003
00:59:09,020 --> 00:59:11,340
You always
Iet us know you're coming.
1004
00:59:15,620 --> 00:59:17,540
My life was a total sham.
1005
00:59:17,860 --> 00:59:18,940
l needed the truth.
1006
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:20,740
You know what'll happen?
1007
00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:23,020
You're in phase 4.
1008
00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:25,540
Constant fighting.
1009
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:30,060
Discovering
your partner's true nature.
1010
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:31,860
Enjoy this phase.
1011
00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:33,900
lt gets even worse.
1012
00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:35,820
The hate will seep in.
1013
00:59:36,260 --> 00:59:37,420
You'll stop talking.
1014
00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:39,700
All communication will end.
1015
00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:42,780
You'll reach the final stage.
1016
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:44,340
Separation.
1017
00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:48,100
Lawyers, custody battles.
1018
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:52,060
Alimony, thoughts of suicide...
1019
00:59:53,140 --> 00:59:57,060
Hours just staring
at the Public Affairs Channel...
1020
00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:00,060
There you have it,
1021
01:00:00,500 --> 01:00:01,980
that'll be 75 euros.
1022
01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:09,820
Are you all right, sir?
1023
01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,940
By then l'd lost all hope.
1024
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,260
Then the unexpected happened.
1025
01:00:14,420 --> 01:00:15,780
l know how you feel...
1026
01:00:16,540 --> 01:00:17,300
l was depressed.
1027
01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:19,940
l'm fine, l'm not depressed.
1028
01:00:24,780 --> 01:00:25,740
Don't give up.
1029
01:00:26,060 --> 01:00:27,220
There's a way out.
1030
01:00:27,740 --> 01:00:29,580
l tried hypnotherapy.
1031
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:33,620
l discovered
the source of my troubles.
1032
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:36,700
lt worked? You're cured?
1033
01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:39,260
Not really, but l understand now.
1034
01:00:40,260 --> 01:00:41,660
The next couple's here.
1035
01:00:41,780 --> 01:00:44,460
Should l just refer them
to a divorce judge?
1036
01:00:58,940 --> 01:00:59,980
l miss him.
1037
01:01:01,220 --> 01:01:02,660
l've lost my inspiration.
1038
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:05,180
Listen, Joanna.
1039
01:01:05,860 --> 01:01:07,380
What was your dream as a kid?
1040
01:01:08,340 --> 01:01:10,820
Julien,
or the cars you'd create one day?
1041
01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:12,380
l'm not a kid.
1042
01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:14,660
Exactly. Go for your dream!
1043
01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:17,740
Forget Julien and design the car!
1044
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,980
l'm going to go take a nap.
1045
01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:24,140
l didn't know motivating
someone was so tiring.
1046
01:01:33,060 --> 01:01:36,020
Oh, my darling,
are you this lonely?
1047
01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:39,100
lt's great!
1048
01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:42,300
lt might be,
but nothing replaces human warmth.
1049
01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:45,740
How does this work anyway?
1050
01:01:45,940 --> 01:01:47,020
Wait, let go...
1051
01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:49,180
Tilt it a bit.
1052
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:50,980
That's good.
1053
01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:52,540
Touch it.
1054
01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:54,660
Don't move!
1055
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:05,820
lt's not bad.
1056
01:02:11,180 --> 01:02:12,380
l like the shape.
1057
01:02:16,060 --> 01:02:17,460
l don't know why...
1058
01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:20,540
lt reminds me of something...
1059
01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:24,660
Really?
1060
01:02:25,060 --> 01:02:26,220
You're talented.
1061
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:30,740
But l'm not the only one to decide.
1062
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:34,060
There's
the Korean l sold the shares to.
1063
01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:35,980
You know what?
1064
01:02:36,260 --> 01:02:38,100
l'm going to call your boss.
1065
01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:40,220
That nervous little snob.
1066
01:02:40,460 --> 01:02:43,180
l'll tell him to put you back
on the project.
1067
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,020
You like that?
1068
01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:47,020
Yes, l do.
1069
01:02:47,380 --> 01:02:48,460
Consider it done.
1070
01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:52,380
How can l thank you?
1071
01:02:52,620 --> 01:02:54,300
You can join me for dinner.
1072
01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:58,260
We can meet in a restaurant
instead of an elevator.
1073
01:02:58,820 --> 01:03:01,900
But it's fine ifyou prefer
a more confined space.
1074
01:03:02,340 --> 01:03:04,100
l had a complicated breakup.
1075
01:03:04,260 --> 01:03:07,060
That's fine
since l'm vey uncomplicated.
1076
01:03:07,620 --> 01:03:08,780
- Really?
- Yes.
1077
01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:11,660
We'll have dinner together,
with fine wine.
1078
01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:13,700
Then we'll make love later.
1079
01:03:13,780 --> 01:03:14,860
That'll be...
1080
01:03:15,620 --> 01:03:17,620
A vey uncomplicated relationship.
1081
01:03:17,820 --> 01:03:18,580
l guess.
1082
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:21,540
Well, uh...
1083
01:03:21,740 --> 01:03:23,060
May l think it over?
1084
01:03:23,380 --> 01:03:24,340
Make it short.
1085
01:03:26,820 --> 01:03:28,420
- See you. Thanks.
- See you.
1086
01:03:35,460 --> 01:03:37,500
He watches the spiral...
1087
01:03:40,420 --> 01:03:43,020
He listens
to the fountain of life...
1088
01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:51,060
He watches the spiral.
1089
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:58,980
He drinks the elixir of the
mountains, perfumed with flowers.
1090
01:04:06,900 --> 01:04:09,100
l don't know why l came.
1091
01:04:09,860 --> 01:04:12,260
l don't think my problem's
that bad.
1092
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:14,180
l'll come back another time.
1093
01:04:14,860 --> 01:04:15,860
He doesn't move!
1094
01:04:16,380 --> 01:04:19,060
He concentrates and drinks
the elixir.
1095
01:04:29,420 --> 01:04:30,820
He returns
1096
01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:33,100
to the source of his pain.
1097
01:04:34,700 --> 01:04:36,620
He closes his eyes.
1098
01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:40,780
So he can see better...
1099
01:04:43,220 --> 01:04:45,380
lt's like l don't exist.
1100
01:04:45,660 --> 01:04:48,820
He doesn't sit next to me
in class anymore.
1101
01:04:48,980 --> 01:04:51,020
Negation of the other.
1102
01:04:51,780 --> 01:04:53,820
Feelings of abandonment.
1103
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:57,260
The other day
he even said l was a bad kisser.
1104
01:04:58,580 --> 01:05:00,980
Physical disparagement.
1105
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,300
Tell me if l'm a bad kisser.
1106
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,340
Pardon?
1107
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:14,140
So, Monnier...
1108
01:05:14,540 --> 01:05:16,060
Life's going good for you?
1109
01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:18,460
- It's not what you think!
- Think l'm dumb?
1110
01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:21,340
You're not dumb, just unfair!
1111
01:05:21,540 --> 01:05:22,860
She kisses well!
1112
01:05:23,260 --> 01:05:25,940
Okay, you bastard,
this means war!
1113
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:27,980
l curse you Monnier!
1114
01:05:28,420 --> 01:05:30,660
l curse you 'til the end of time!
1115
01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:37,700
Damien Marpaux!
It was Damien Marpaux!
1116
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:38,980
lt's his fault!
1117
01:05:41,660 --> 01:05:42,820
Damien Marpaux...
1118
01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:46,340
That was the little shithead!
1119
01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:02,660
- Hello.
- It's about an account.
1120
01:06:03,140 --> 01:06:04,500
To open or close one?
1121
01:06:05,060 --> 01:06:07,380
l want to settle an old account.
1122
01:06:07,940 --> 01:06:08,820
Look at me.
1123
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:12,220
Julien.
l was in your 5th grade class.
1124
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:14,780
You don't remember?
1125
01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:17,140
This is ajoke.
1126
01:06:18,220 --> 01:06:19,620
The guys are behind this?
1127
01:06:19,820 --> 01:06:21,380
No, it's no joke!
1128
01:06:21,820 --> 01:06:23,860
You cursed
me when l kissed your girl.
1129
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,420
Now, l wreak havoc on women!
1130
01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:29,500
Duroy! Are you the one behind this?
1131
01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:31,540
Think this is funny, Marpaux
1132
01:06:31,740 --> 01:06:34,500
Lift this curse,
or l'll break your face!
1133
01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:35,540
Let go of me!
1134
01:06:35,860 --> 01:06:36,900
Lift the curse!
1135
01:06:37,100 --> 01:06:37,940
You're nuts!
1136
01:06:38,140 --> 01:06:40,940
OK! Whatever...
It's lifted. Let me go!
1137
01:06:41,140 --> 01:06:41,780
You did?
1138
01:06:41,980 --> 01:06:43,340
Yes, it's lifted.
1139
01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:48,620
Thanks, Damien.
1140
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:51,380
So, how're things?
1141
01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:53,660
Follow me, sir.
1142
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:01,260
When my dad heard
we were going out,
1143
01:07:01,820 --> 01:07:04,020
he literally jumped of joy.
1144
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:07,220
He said
he'd put me back in his will.
1145
01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:10,020
That must be good news.
1146
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:13,340
No, l'm just kidding.
1147
01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:15,380
l'm already in his will.
1148
01:07:15,940 --> 01:07:17,060
Oh, yes of course.
1149
01:07:18,420 --> 01:07:19,100
How funny!
1150
01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:25,540
l have the sense
1151
01:07:25,740 --> 01:07:28,180
you're not having such a good time.
1152
01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:31,660
l'm a bit distracted.
1153
01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:34,540
Your complicated break up?
1154
01:07:34,820 --> 01:07:35,580
Yes.
1155
01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:38,100
- You know what would help?
- No.
1156
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:39,940
Eat a little,
1157
01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:41,420
then drink some wine,
1158
01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:44,820
but mostly, kiss me.
1159
01:07:46,460 --> 01:07:47,300
Joanna!
1160
01:07:48,140 --> 01:07:49,540
Do you mind? Thanks.
1161
01:07:50,460 --> 01:07:51,980
Sophie said you were here.
1162
01:07:52,220 --> 01:07:54,140
Hi, Julien. Nice to meet you.
1163
01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:55,060
Hi.
1164
01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:56,700
l figured it out.
1165
01:07:57,060 --> 01:07:58,420
What are you doing here?
1166
01:07:58,820 --> 01:08:02,540
lt's all Damien's fault!
He put a curse on me in 5th grade!
1167
01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:04,740
He lifted it at the bank.
1168
01:08:05,620 --> 01:08:07,540
lt's over. No more bad luck!
1169
01:08:08,260 --> 01:08:09,180
Okay...
1170
01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:10,900
Are you all right?
1171
01:08:11,380 --> 01:08:13,380
You know none of this makes sense?
1172
01:08:13,780 --> 01:08:15,100
You have to believe me!
1173
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:17,140
lt's over. We can be in love!
1174
01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:20,380
We can go on vacation to Columbian
jungles with the guerillas,
1175
01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:22,020
get married,
1176
01:08:22,660 --> 01:08:24,500
on the 13th day of the month...
1177
01:08:24,900 --> 01:08:27,100
walk under
a ladder with a black cat.
1178
01:08:28,140 --> 01:08:29,180
What proves it?
1179
01:08:29,380 --> 01:08:30,460
This!
1180
01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:32,500
Julien... this isn't
1181
01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:34,020
appropriate.
1182
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:36,020
But look, nothing's happening.
1183
01:08:39,260 --> 01:08:40,540
Wait a sec.
1184
01:08:41,060 --> 01:08:42,140
lt's gone.
1185
01:08:49,620 --> 01:08:51,940
Sory, it's kind of a small test.
1186
01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:53,860
- Don't be offended.
- Of course.
1187
01:09:01,140 --> 01:09:02,580
- Nothing happened.
- No!
1188
01:09:06,340 --> 01:09:07,740
Nothing.
1189
01:09:08,180 --> 01:09:09,180
Nothing's happening.
1190
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:21,740
Anything wrong?
1191
01:09:24,140 --> 01:09:26,180
Are you allergic to oysters?
1192
01:09:26,380 --> 01:09:28,500
No, not until now.
1193
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,580
You've got a...
1194
01:09:35,020 --> 01:09:35,780
Where?
1195
01:09:36,620 --> 01:09:39,020
All over.
1196
01:09:59,340 --> 01:10:01,740
l was destined to be alone forever.
1197
01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:12,100
But like all condemned prisoners,
1198
01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:15,380
l kept thinking of the happy times.
1199
01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:23,100
lt's weird how
we think about painful things
1200
01:10:23,340 --> 01:10:25,940
when we should just forget.
1201
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:27,940
How could l forget?
1202
01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:31,580
Crazy ideas went through my head.
1203
01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,060
And l picked the craziest.
1204
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:38,380
The new Dupont
is a design revolution.
1205
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:40,500
With 0% CO2 emissions,
1206
01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:42,020
the Dupont is the future
1207
01:10:42,300 --> 01:10:43,180
of the planet.
1208
01:10:43,380 --> 01:10:44,820
lts aerodynamic lines
1209
01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:46,260
were designed
1210
01:10:46,460 --> 01:10:48,940
to give excellent air penetration.
1211
01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:51,500
lts sensual shape will seduce you.
1212
01:10:51,820 --> 01:10:55,460
lts electric motor
glides you along without vibration.
1213
01:10:55,740 --> 01:10:58,340
The new Dupont,
the freedom to dare.
1214
01:10:59,940 --> 01:11:00,900
There you have it.
1215
01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:04,660
Are there any questions?
1216
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:13,300
l'm vey taken with the idea.
1217
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:27,500
What did he say?
1218
01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:28,700
He likes it.
1219
01:11:32,540 --> 01:11:35,860
My dear, you just
saved the French auto industy.
1220
01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:37,660
Thank you.
1221
01:11:41,780 --> 01:11:43,100
l was right.
1222
01:11:43,420 --> 01:11:44,500
As usual.
1223
01:11:44,580 --> 01:11:46,940
Phillip Markus. Designer.
1224
01:11:47,380 --> 01:11:49,060
Phillip Markus. Designer.
1225
01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:55,100
l was right to give you my trust.
1226
01:11:55,420 --> 01:11:56,660
l'm proud of myself.
1227
01:11:56,940 --> 01:11:58,180
Eveyone, listen...
1228
01:11:58,260 --> 01:12:01,620
l was always behind her,
encouraging her.
1229
01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:04,500
She couldn't
have done it without me.
1230
01:12:04,780 --> 01:12:07,300
lt's amazing
to inspire someone like that.
1231
01:12:07,580 --> 01:12:09,700
Phillip Markus. Think of me.
1232
01:12:10,380 --> 01:12:12,820
ls it me, or is he back to normal?
1233
01:12:13,260 --> 01:12:14,980
Hello, l'm Joanna's mother.
1234
01:12:15,060 --> 01:12:16,300
Phillip Markus.
1235
01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:18,580
Look...
1236
01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:23,940
Did you sleep with him?
1237
01:12:24,780 --> 01:12:25,980
Why do you ask?
1238
01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:27,340
The way he looks at you.
1239
01:12:27,540 --> 01:12:29,700
lt's obvious he slept with you.
1240
01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:36,260
ls it serious?
1241
01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:38,060
lt's a bit early to say.
1242
01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:39,700
You could've told me!
1243
01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:42,380
So it's over with Julien?
1244
01:12:43,820 --> 01:12:44,980
l think so.
1245
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:47,300
Listen,
1246
01:12:47,340 --> 01:12:50,420
if he leaves you, for some totally
inexplicable reason,
1247
01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:51,980
give him my number?
1248
01:12:54,180 --> 01:12:55,140
Good evening.
1249
01:12:56,780 --> 01:12:57,700
You blew me away.
1250
01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:01,220
Eveyone asked what inspired you.
1251
01:13:01,740 --> 01:13:03,660
l honestly couldn't tell them.
1252
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,380
lt's better that way.
1253
01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:07,620
Anyway, you really came through.
1254
01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:09,740
And by chance,
1255
01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:12,020
l have a small gift for you.
1256
01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:14,980
My father suggested a ring.
1257
01:13:15,180 --> 01:13:16,380
This is less radical.
1258
01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:17,780
You're cray!
1259
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,620
He says l can't do better than you.
1260
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:23,340
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1261
01:13:24,860 --> 01:13:26,500
l propose a toast...
1262
01:13:27,100 --> 01:13:28,260
to the elevator
1263
01:13:28,420 --> 01:13:29,540
where we met.
1264
01:13:29,860 --> 01:13:31,900
Sometimes a curse can be lucky.
1265
01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:35,540
Say that again?
1266
01:13:36,780 --> 01:13:38,700
Can you repeat what you just said?
1267
01:13:38,860 --> 01:13:41,660
Really, l've said better things.
1268
01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:43,940
More memorable.
1269
01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:53,060
Mom, Sophie...
1270
01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:54,980
l made a big mistake.
1271
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:57,380
Me too.
l mixed Champagne and Mojitos.
1272
01:13:57,580 --> 01:13:59,020
No. Julien,
1273
01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:01,700
he wasn't bad luck.
He was good luck!
1274
01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:03,540
Never drink ifyou're pregnant.
1275
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:05,540
Without all those problems,
1276
01:14:05,860 --> 01:14:08,540
my dreams wouldn't have come true.
1277
01:14:09,780 --> 01:14:11,980
Julien was the luck of my life.
1278
01:14:13,580 --> 01:14:15,500
l only realized that now.
1279
01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:23,380
And she's happy about it.
1280
01:14:29,020 --> 01:14:29,980
Where's she going?
1281
01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:40,140
Where'd he go? l tried calling!
1282
01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:41,300
l don't know.
1283
01:14:41,620 --> 01:14:45,420
l know he gave up eveything.
His work, his apartment.
1284
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:46,700
This can't be.
1285
01:14:46,780 --> 01:14:49,340
He said
there was nothing left for him here,
1286
01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:51,260
it was totally hopeless.
1287
01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:52,900
When did he leave?
1288
01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:54,900
He left a month ago.
1289
01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:56,380
l can't reach him?
1290
01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:59,260
No. He got rid of his phone,
and no more Facebook.
1291
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,340
He totally dropped out.
1292
01:15:01,620 --> 01:15:03,260
Vincent? We're waiting.
1293
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,300
Sory.
1294
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,500
l'm upset, too.
l really wanted to thank him.
1295
01:15:07,820 --> 01:15:09,900
lt's thanks to him that l found...
1296
01:15:10,260 --> 01:15:11,340
love.
1297
01:15:11,980 --> 01:15:13,620
He brought you luck, too.
1298
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,340
Yes.
1299
01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:16,820
Coming, sweetie.
1300
01:15:20,420 --> 01:15:21,420
Good luck, Joanna.
1301
01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:22,580
Thanks a lot.
1302
01:15:32,740 --> 01:15:33,580
Joanna.
1303
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:36,580
Good luck.
1304
01:15:38,060 --> 01:15:39,220
Thanks.
1305
01:15:44,780 --> 01:15:47,500
Please answer.
Please, please, please...
1306
01:15:47,780 --> 01:15:50,940
You've reached Julien.
Don't leave any messages.
1307
01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:52,180
Bye.
1308
01:15:52,260 --> 01:15:55,060
Julien it's me.
Please, l have to talk to you.
1309
01:15:55,740 --> 01:15:56,700
And l'm going to.
1310
01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:59,860
213 days later
1311
01:16:00,700 --> 01:16:02,340
Grand Cr�cheux Monastey...
1312
01:16:02,620 --> 01:16:04,460
Total population: 58 monks.
1313
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:06,940
Chance of meeting a woman: Zero.
1314
01:16:07,620 --> 01:16:11,100
213 days
since l caused a woman bad luck.
1315
01:16:11,380 --> 01:16:13,300
Say what you want, it's restful.
1316
01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:19,300
Julien, quick! We need you!
1317
01:16:23,260 --> 01:16:26,020
- Silence is basic!
- St. Beno�t is a bad example.
1318
01:16:26,340 --> 01:16:29,860
Silence means
entering into communion with God.
1319
01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:33,140
Don't inflict
your interpretation on me!
1320
01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:35,620
- Lucky l vowed compassion!
- And me non-violence!
1321
01:16:35,860 --> 01:16:37,660
Gentlemen, please! Calm down!
1322
01:16:37,820 --> 01:16:41,860
On a scale of 1 to 10, will you stay
together if things don't change?
1323
01:16:42,060 --> 01:16:45,060
Life was peaceful
with my new friends.
1324
01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:49,020
l quickly found a place
in the community.
1325
01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:54,420
lt's an odd technique.
1326
01:16:55,020 --> 01:16:56,460
Must be American.
1327
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:59,260
Life was calm...
1328
01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:00,660
Vey calm.
1329
01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:04,700
For the first time in my life
l was happy.
1330
01:17:04,980 --> 01:17:06,020
Vey happy.
1331
01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:10,460
l'd reached a new level
of fulfillment and detachment.
1332
01:17:10,820 --> 01:17:14,380
News from the car world: The Dupont
electric car has come out.
1333
01:17:14,660 --> 01:17:17,060
With me today is Maxime Dupont.
1334
01:17:17,260 --> 01:17:18,500
First question of all
1335
01:17:18,780 --> 01:17:21,660
your son Martin
is getting married today
1336
01:17:21,860 --> 01:17:24,940
to the woman who helped
create the new car.
1337
01:17:25,420 --> 01:17:26,180
l've heard
1338
01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:29,940
it's a real faiy tale
that will make the headlines.
1339
01:17:31,100 --> 01:17:32,500
Any comments...
1340
01:17:32,700 --> 01:17:35,700
Nothing could affect me anymore.
l was healed.
1341
01:17:36,980 --> 01:17:37,700
Julien?
1342
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:39,220
Hello, Brother Bertrand.
1343
01:17:39,580 --> 01:17:43,620
l'd like my phone,
the portable one.
1344
01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,100
My cell phone.
1345
01:17:45,180 --> 01:17:46,180
What is your reason?
1346
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:48,020
To make a call.
1347
01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:51,700
You can use the abbey phone
once a week.
1348
01:17:51,940 --> 01:17:53,300
Those are the rules.
1349
01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:55,500
- l know...
- The phone is a temptation.
1350
01:17:55,700 --> 01:17:57,620
lt's evil. We must protect you.
1351
01:17:58,220 --> 01:18:01,460
Thank you. l understand,
but it's really important.
1352
01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:03,580
Who do you want to call?
1353
01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:04,540
Joanna.
1354
01:18:04,900 --> 01:18:06,380
Joanna... That's a woman.
1355
01:18:06,540 --> 01:18:08,100
Yes, she's a woman.
1356
01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:10,020
Contact with women...
1357
01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,620
Give me the damn phone!
1358
01:18:12,140 --> 01:18:14,700
Vincent said
you didn't leave an address.
1359
01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:17,260
We have to talk. l just realized...
1360
01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:21,420
You weren't bad luck.
You were the luck of my life.
1361
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:24,300
They chose
my design for the new car.
1362
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:27,100
l created the car
my dream of a lifetime!
1363
01:18:27,300 --> 01:18:29,260
Why did Maxime Dupont notice me?
1364
01:18:29,860 --> 01:18:32,220
l got stuck
in an elevator with his son.
1365
01:18:32,620 --> 01:18:34,660
How did l get the idea for the car?
1366
01:18:34,940 --> 01:18:37,220
My first designs
ended up in the water.
1367
01:18:37,700 --> 01:18:39,900
How did l come up
with the new design?
1368
01:18:40,140 --> 01:18:41,060
l took the wrong bag.
1369
01:18:41,260 --> 01:18:42,980
Come back.
1370
01:18:44,060 --> 01:18:45,020
Enough is enough.
1371
01:18:45,180 --> 01:18:47,500
The bad luck inspired the car.
1372
01:18:47,820 --> 01:18:50,100
l took out life insurance.
Things will be OK.
1373
01:18:50,300 --> 01:18:52,420
l've been
calling for the last month.
1374
01:18:52,580 --> 01:18:54,500
l just can't anymore.
1375
01:18:54,780 --> 01:18:57,660
You're the reason my dream
came true. Please call me.
1376
01:18:57,980 --> 01:18:59,300
lt's me again...
1377
01:18:59,580 --> 01:19:01,500
l've stopped
hoping you'll come home,
1378
01:19:04,380 --> 01:19:05,820
so l'll have to go on
1379
01:19:05,980 --> 01:19:07,380
without you.
1380
01:19:12,620 --> 01:19:14,740
The Abbey was 747 km from Paris.
1381
01:19:14,940 --> 01:19:17,620
27 km of back roads,
240 km of main roads,
1382
01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:20,300
480 km of highway,
not counting traffic jams.
1383
01:19:21,180 --> 01:19:24,340
100,000 cars per hour,
15 meter per second headwind.
1384
01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:28,100
The chance l'd arrive
before Joanna's wedding
1385
01:19:28,220 --> 01:19:30,580
was precisely 1.7%.
Could be worse.
1386
01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:35,260
You've reached Joanna.
Leave a message. Talk to you soon.
1387
01:19:37,460 --> 01:19:38,700
Still not answering.
1388
01:19:39,220 --> 01:19:40,900
Don't wory, we'll make it.
1389
01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:42,740
Thanks for picking me up.
1390
01:19:43,060 --> 01:19:45,620
Are you kidding?
We're glad you're back.
1391
01:19:45,820 --> 01:19:48,380
We want you
to be the baby's Godfather.
1392
01:19:48,820 --> 01:19:50,860
lt's a boy. We'll call him Julien.
1393
01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:52,340
We're having him thanks to you.
1394
01:19:52,620 --> 01:19:55,340
Mostly thanks to me.
l gave my best shot.
1395
01:19:57,220 --> 01:20:00,980
l did great! We did great.
Teamwork. But we'll name him Julien.
1396
01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:04,540
All this time l thought
l was cursed, but l wasn't.
1397
01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:07,020
Will l ever get used to it?
1398
01:20:08,060 --> 01:20:11,580
...to love and cherish
all the days ofyour life?
1399
01:20:11,980 --> 01:20:12,660
Yes.
1400
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:22,180
Thanks buddy!
1401
01:20:22,260 --> 01:20:24,100
You're a champ! Go for it!
1402
01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:28,780
Go for it, champ!
1403
01:20:29,220 --> 01:20:30,900
- Vincent?
- Yes, Sweetie?
1404
01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:32,620
l think my water broke.
1405
01:20:32,820 --> 01:20:34,540
You can't top this.
1406
01:20:34,820 --> 01:20:37,580
One Julien's going,
another's coming out.
1407
01:20:37,780 --> 01:20:40,300
lt's an amazing moment...
You realize that?
1408
01:20:40,660 --> 01:20:41,420
OK, hang on.
1409
01:20:41,620 --> 01:20:44,100
Do you take Martin
to be your husband?
1410
01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:46,820
No, please! Don't do it!
1411
01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:00,540
lt's not Joanna.
1412
01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:02,540
lt's you.
1413
01:21:03,620 --> 01:21:04,740
Sory about that.
1414
01:21:05,980 --> 01:21:06,940
Excuse me.
1415
01:21:08,860 --> 01:21:10,500
l'm sory, excuse me.
1416
01:21:12,060 --> 01:21:13,180
lt's not Joanna.
1417
01:21:14,820 --> 01:21:15,780
Congratulations.
1418
01:21:17,980 --> 01:21:19,220
Cary on.
1419
01:21:20,380 --> 01:21:21,340
Julien!
1420
01:21:36,380 --> 01:21:37,620
What took you so long?
1421
01:21:38,780 --> 01:21:40,220
Give me a second chance.
1422
01:21:41,100 --> 01:21:42,820
- On one condition.
- What?
1423
01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:46,580
Keep bringing me bad luck!
1424
01:22:01,140 --> 01:22:03,060
Okay. Let's continue.
1425
01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:06,420
- No changing your mind.
- No.
1426
01:22:06,580 --> 01:22:09,460
Sophie, do you take
Martin as your husband...
1427
01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:12,540
ln faiy tales,
the princess gets Prince Charming.
1428
01:22:13,020 --> 01:22:14,340
But what's great,
1429
01:22:14,740 --> 01:22:16,660
they also mary guys like me.
1430
01:22:17,340 --> 01:22:19,580
And what could be better?
1431
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:23,129
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