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Sometimes, I dream I can fly.
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But I'm so exhausted
from flapping my wings
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and the higher I soar,
it reminds me
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of how little I fit in
with them on the ground.
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So I rise and I rise
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and I realize that
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I don't wanna fly anymore.
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They never knew what they were
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looking up at anyway.
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But my mother did.
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She always saw me.
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I called her Muv.
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And I loved her
like nothing else.
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A living testament to grace
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glamour and Gucci.
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She had it all.
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A siren in stilettos.
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Abandon all hope
any men that fall
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under her enchantment.
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She is just..
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Beyond.
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Isn't she a vision?
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That dress was to die for.
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Well, it should be.
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The price tag
nearly killed your father.
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He knows the price of everything
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and the value of nothing.
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Did you just come up with that?
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No, I stole it from Oscar Wilde.
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We'd stay up late dissecting
and gossiping the night away.
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I could've stayed
in that parlor forever.
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Just me and she.
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A circle of two.
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Unfortunately,
sometimes we were three.
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Daddy Downer.
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My parents fought
and fought like hell.
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I never really knew
what drew them together.
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But I was there that night
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when they fell apart.
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He headed south
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and I stayed with Muv
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for seven blissful years.
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When she left this summer
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destination unknown
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I was shipped
to daddy's family estate.
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And thankfully,
I didn't come alone.
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Muv armed me with an unflinching
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sense of style, glamor
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and a closet full of frocks
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bangles and beads.
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So when she made her exit
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I made them my entrance.
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And, let's face it.
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Father's old home
could use a little... wow.
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You again?
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What am I going to do with you?
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These are just words
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and it's always better
to show than to tell.
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So buckle up, darlings
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because I'm gonna
take you on a little ride
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I call my life.
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It's time for school, Billy.
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Oh, be with us, Jesus.
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And take off
that glitter eyeshadow.
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This isn't
"Dancing With The Stars."
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This isn't Connecticut.
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You're in the red states now.
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You cannot go to your first
day of school like that.
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You sweet, precious woman.
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Of course I'm not
going to school like this.
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Hi.
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So I am Billy Bloom.
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I just transferred here
from Darien, Connecticut
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the hometown of Chloe Sevigny.
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Hello!
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And I realized for me
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it was already over.
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That is a fantastic tee
you're wearing.
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You gotta...
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Touch me again
and I'll kick your ass.
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Oh!
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You have got quite
a potty mouth on you.
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Mm.
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Go Griffins!
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Go Griffins!
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Welcome, class, to the
beginning of the school year.
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I was a hit.
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Good gosh almighty.
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Told you to change.
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I can take you shopping
for blue jeans on my day off
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if it's okay
with Mr. Bloom.
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Blue jeans
weren't gonna save me.
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Maybe a ticket to Mars would.
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Or Milan.
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Anywhere..
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But here.
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You know, son
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there's a great saying.
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"The nail that sticks out
gets hammered down."
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Hmm, yeah.
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Well, Father
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you'd certainly know
an awful lot
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about getting hammered.
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I'm not the one
with that problem.
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I have to leave this town.
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I've been hated
by some people before.
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But not by everyone.
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Psst.
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Hey, Billy.
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Hi.
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Okay, I just wanted
to let you know
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that not everyone
in this school is a dick.
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And I think you're amazing.
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I think I just made a friend
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in this vipers' den.
Shit. I missed her name.
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You know? Anyway..
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If I can just catch a break
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in her verbal avalanche,
I can ask h.. Hold on.
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Did she just say,
"Blah, blah, blah?"
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Anyway, pretty much
the school is douche soup
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and they're all stewing in it.
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- All of them?
- Yeah.
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- I'll show you.
- But I don't care.
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She's an angel.
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Bib Oberman was in a boy band.
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- No way!
- Way.
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They were called
"In Twink."
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Would you die or what?
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Oh.
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And that's Lynnette Franz.
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There's nothing she wouldn't do
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to become homecoming queen.
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Including burning her
competition at the stake.
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We thought that was
just a metaphor
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until we saw her
in the crucible.
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She wasn't acting.
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- And who's that?
- Oh, Sesame Blixton.
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She's secretly dating
the entire basketball team.
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I guess it's better
than the swim team.
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Chlorine is such a turn off.
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And that's Tiffany Tarbell.
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She's a cutter for Christ.
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Nobody's seen her
forearms since 8th grade.
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Second-in-command
on Lynnette's God squad.
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Big guy right there,
that's Bo-Bo Peterson.
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He's a God on the football field
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which is kind of ironic
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considering
he's dating the devil.
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The kid behind me, I don't know.
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We don't talk to him.
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Who is that?
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Oh, that's Flip Kelly.
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There's like a whole story.
You don't know it?
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Okay, it was during
the homecoming game
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of sophomore year.
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The Griffins were down by three
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when Flip, AKA Mark Kelly
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executed a spectacular
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last minute quarterback sneak
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leaping and jumping
ten feet in the air
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over the defensive line
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and landing in the end zone.
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Oh, my God.
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The whole town needed a
cigarette after that catch.
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And after that,
it was "Goodbye, Mark.."
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- Hello, Flip.
- Exactly.
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But it keeps going.
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The whole town was whipped up
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into such a frenzy
that they nominated him
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as homecoming king
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even though he was
only a sophomore.
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So, Flip declines the title
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and says it should go
to Bib Oberman.
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Because he said Bib was the real
guy who led the team to victory.
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I mean, people just
lost their freaking minds.
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Because of what a wonderful
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selfless young man
Flip Kelly was.
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And from that day on
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the kid could do no wrong.
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♪ I am a part volatile ♪
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♪ Can be as cold
as a winter beast but ♪
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♪ Just like a child
a juvenile ♪
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♪ My ego smile ♪
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♪ I look the other way ♪
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♪ And you can say ♪
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♪ Anything you want
to me ♪
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♪ Tell me any way
you choose.. ♪
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Is it just me
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or does he literally move
in slow motion?
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♪ It's not the truth ♪
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♪ No I couldn't
take that from you ♪
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♪ How could
I take that? ♪
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♪ So say ♪
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♪ Anything
you want to me ♪
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♪ Anything
but the truth ♪♪
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I didn't mean to startle you.
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I certainly did not mean
to make that sound.
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You're funny.
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You're Flip.
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Well, I just wanted,
uh, to say hi.
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Just introduce myself.
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Hey, girl.
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Hi.
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Is that "Dorian Gray?"
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Well, that's crazy, man. We're
reading' the same book.
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I wasn't gonna be
the one to tell him
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the entire senior class
was reading it
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this semester.
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Uh, well, um..
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You know, I just..
I'll see you around?
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And don't pay attention to
those assholes in Biology.
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I think you're okay.
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What are you doing over here?
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Just wanted to see
how you're acclimating
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to the new school.
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I'm not a ficus plant, Father.
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I don't acclimate.
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You know, I remember
how you liked that
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Thai restaurant back in Darien.
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There's a great place
in town that we can...
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I'm really sorry,
I'm in the middle
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of something really important.
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Oh, Muv, I miss you terribly.
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You haven't answered
any of my messages.
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I know I'm only
supposed to be here
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for the semester,
and I'm trying to fit in.
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But I don't know how much
of me they can take.
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Come and get me.
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Love, your withering Bloom.
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Billy.
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Alright, class, listen up.
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Now, your oral book reports
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will be due October 18th.
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Girls? Girls.
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Break it up.
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I've given you
a choice of topics.
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"Zelda Fitzgerald,"
"The Teapot Dome Scandal"
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and "The Picture
Of Dorian Gray."
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Now, there's plenty of time
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between now and October 18th.
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Don't let me down.
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Have a great rest of your day.
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Class dismissed.
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The ladies who lynch.
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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It's Billy, right?
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Yes, it is indeed.
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Well, we just wanted to
come on over and say "Hey."
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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We all might've gotten off
on kind of the wrong foot
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seein' as you are,
you know, the new queer.
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I mean, um,
I mean... I mean, kid
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on the block and all.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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Just, we're not really used to
people like you around here.
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- You mean amazing people?
- No.
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I mean, like, boys
who dress like...
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- Fashion icons?
- No, she means...
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Legends of the runway?
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Girls. She means boys
who dress like girls.
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Anyway, don't mind her.
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We were actually just
wondering if, you know
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you'd like to help us
with our style
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seein' as you've got it
all goin' on.
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Absolutely, it'd be my pleasure.
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How about we start right now?
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Okay, Sesame.
Ditch the sweatpants.
268
00:14:59,076 --> 00:15:00,284
Like Lagerfeld said
269
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"It's the ultimate
sign of defeat."
270
00:15:02,663 --> 00:15:04,164
Pretty funny, isn't it, Tiff?
271
00:15:04,165 --> 00:15:06,415
Almost as funny as those wedges.
272
00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:07,583
What are you trying
to do with those things?
273
00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:10,462
- Kill a family of rats?
- Don't you dare.
274
00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:13,756
One must always dare, darling.
275
00:15:13,757 --> 00:15:15,594
Or else we'd all end up
looking like you.
276
00:15:17,594 --> 00:15:19,346
Well, this has been fun.
277
00:15:19,347 --> 00:15:21,347
We should do it
again sometime, okay?
278
00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:22,765
Kisses.
279
00:15:22,766 --> 00:15:24,933
I know I just signed
my own death warrant.
280
00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:27,189
But sometimes, you just
gotta dress a bitch down.
281
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:18,028
What is it this time, Bloom?
282
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,157
I am being
283
00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:23,658
practically terrorized out there
284
00:16:23,659 --> 00:16:26,662
and you won't lift a fetal
pig's brow to stop it.
285
00:16:26,663 --> 00:16:28,663
Is someone teasing you?
286
00:16:28,664 --> 00:16:31,999
Yes, uh, Bernie, Bib
287
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,585
Tiffany, Lynnette Franz
288
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:36,087
all day, every day.
289
00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:38,757
Aren't you being
overly dramatic?
290
00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:40,842
Normally, I would take
that as a compliment
291
00:16:40,843 --> 00:16:44,595
but, no, I'm not, look at this.
292
00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:46,181
Mr. Reamer.
293
00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:48,225
You have to transfer me
out of that class.
294
00:16:48,226 --> 00:16:50,185
Nothing I can do.
295
00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:53,772
So, you're just gonna
sit there and watch
296
00:16:53,773 --> 00:16:55,873
like a good German?
297
00:17:09,872 --> 00:17:12,707
If Mr. Reamer won't
transfer me out of Biology
298
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,124
I'm gonna get myself
kicked out of Biology.
299
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:15,250
How?
300
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,085
It's Lindsay Lohan
that gets kicked out
301
00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:19,881
of all those four-star hotels and
strip clubs, not Taylor Swift.
302
00:17:19,882 --> 00:17:21,548
The pussiest pimple gets popped.
303
00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:22,549
Okay.
304
00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:24,719
Billy, you're starting
to scare me.
305
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,636
What're you gonna do?
306
00:17:26,637 --> 00:17:28,392
I'm gonna get popping.
307
00:17:30,392 --> 00:17:31,558
What?
308
00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:48,742
Weeks rolled by
309
00:17:48,743 --> 00:17:51,912
as I slalomed through
the daily shitshow
310
00:17:51,913 --> 00:17:54,459
of masticated spitballs.
311
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,418
Total war.
312
00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:07,432
What're you lookin' at, faggot?
313
00:18:10,431 --> 00:18:12,766
You, Bernard.
314
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,480
The faggot is clearly
looking at you.
315
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,610
♪ If you losers
can't see.. ♪♪
316
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,865
The hash-fag.
317
00:18:41,002 --> 00:18:42,879
Life is hard, Billy.
318
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,134
Yes, but it's beautiful too.
319
00:18:47,134 --> 00:18:49,306
♪ Don't you know
your queen? ♪
320
00:18:52,306 --> 00:18:54,725
♪ Whipped ♪
321
00:18:54,726 --> 00:18:55,891
Should we slow down, Muv?
322
00:18:55,892 --> 00:18:56,892
♪ Heaving ♪
323
00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:59,312
Slow down?
Oh-ho-ho.
324
00:18:59,313 --> 00:19:04,817
To slow down would be
a fatal mistake.
325
00:19:04,818 --> 00:19:07,365
♪ Don't you know
your queen? ♪
326
00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:12,745
♪ Cracked ♪
327
00:19:13,745 --> 00:19:15,660
♪ Peeling ♪
328
00:19:15,661 --> 00:19:17,996
Slop on that gunk.
329
00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:20,498
Hide that desperation.
330
00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:21,667
Goal?
331
00:19:21,668 --> 00:19:25,336
To erase Billy Bloom completely.
332
00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:27,176
Let someone else
take over for a while.
333
00:19:29,176 --> 00:19:33,179
When Billy looked around
and saw all he created
334
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,430
he said..
335
00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:36,683
"It is good."
336
00:19:37,683 --> 00:19:39,517
It is very good.
337
00:19:55,576 --> 00:19:59,537
♪ No family is safe ♪
338
00:19:59,538 --> 00:20:02,458
♪ When I sashay ♪
339
00:20:02,459 --> 00:20:04,709
That's messed up.
340
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:08,089
What are you doin'?
341
00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:15,095
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
342
00:20:15,096 --> 00:20:17,478
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
343
00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:24,736
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
344
00:20:30,736 --> 00:20:34,488
♪ Don't you know
your queen? ♪
345
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:36,408
♪ Gleaming ♪
346
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:40,582
♪ Wrapped
in golden leaf ♪
347
00:20:43,582 --> 00:20:46,583
♪ Don't you know me? ♪
348
00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:48,837
♪ Rank ♪
349
00:20:48,838 --> 00:20:50,671
♪ Ragged ♪
350
00:20:50,672 --> 00:20:54,676
♪ Skin sewn on sheets ♪
351
00:20:54,677 --> 00:20:55,677
Are you happy, Billy?
352
00:20:56,012 --> 00:20:59,347
Me?
I've never been happier.
353
00:20:59,348 --> 00:21:01,933
♪ ...the barracks ♪
354
00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:03,309
It's hard to be happy
when you're
355
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,550
a chrysanthemum in a coal mine.
356
00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:05,022
You know what I mean?
357
00:21:06,022 --> 00:21:10,315
♪ Into the fold ♪
358
00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:15,780
♪ Marry ♪
359
00:21:15,781 --> 00:21:19,784
♪ No family is safe ♪
360
00:21:19,785 --> 00:21:27,623
♪ When I sashay ♪♪
361
00:21:27,624 --> 00:21:28,624
Hey! Move!
362
00:21:31,463 --> 00:21:34,717
Listen, I've gotta prepare
you for this world.
363
00:21:36,717 --> 00:21:40,471
The world can be a cold,
hard, humorless place.
364
00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:41,513
No! Move!
365
00:21:41,514 --> 00:21:42,973
That's why..
366
00:21:42,974 --> 00:21:46,481
You must always
let your fancy roam.
367
00:21:49,481 --> 00:21:53,399
Yeah, I want you to learn
to take a deep breath.
368
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,985
- And if life kicks you..
- Muv.
369
00:21:55,986 --> 00:21:57,696
You just kick harder!
370
00:21:57,697 --> 00:21:59,072
Higher!
371
00:21:59,073 --> 00:22:00,323
Higher!
372
00:22:00,324 --> 00:22:01,492
Higher!
373
00:22:01,493 --> 00:22:02,909
Muv.
374
00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:04,040
Higher! Higher!
375
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,418
Muv.
376
00:22:11,418 --> 00:22:13,003
Mr. Bloom.
377
00:22:13,004 --> 00:22:14,716
Hey, Mr. Bloom,
I think he's wakin' up.
378
00:22:16,716 --> 00:22:19,551
You're still
in the hospital, son.
379
00:22:19,552 --> 00:22:20,512
You were in a coma
380
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,849
for five days.
381
00:22:24,849 --> 00:22:26,017
Where is Muv?
382
00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:28,519
She was just here.
383
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,353
Well, she couldn't make it, son.
384
00:22:30,354 --> 00:22:32,689
Probably blacked out in a ditch.
385
00:22:32,690 --> 00:22:35,524
- What did you say?
- Uh, she sends her love.
386
00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:37,859
Welcome back, Billy.
387
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:40,737
You gave us all
quite a scare there.
388
00:22:40,738 --> 00:22:42,197
How many fingers
am I holding up?
389
00:22:42,198 --> 00:22:43,699
- One.
- Good.
390
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,410
Any blurred vision?
Headaches? Nausea?
391
00:22:46,411 --> 00:22:48,454
All of the above.
392
00:22:48,455 --> 00:22:51,124
Could I get some
lip gloss please?
393
00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:52,541
When can I
take him home, doctor?
394
00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:53,792
In a few days.
395
00:22:53,793 --> 00:22:55,712
Your son has multiple abrasions
396
00:22:55,713 --> 00:22:57,547
contusions, concussions
397
00:22:57,548 --> 00:22:59,214
organ trauma and hemorrhaging
398
00:22:59,215 --> 00:23:00,465
that we need to keep an eye on.
399
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,093
Well, I guess they
didn't like the dress.
400
00:23:03,094 --> 00:23:05,596
Billy is quite
a fighter, Mr. Bloom.
401
00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:08,265
The good news is
he is going to mend
402
00:23:08,266 --> 00:23:10,059
with at least
a month of bed rest
403
00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:11,935
and a little physical therapy.
404
00:23:11,936 --> 00:23:13,896
You will feel quite dizzy
for a while
405
00:23:13,897 --> 00:23:17,483
so just..
You take it easy, okay?
406
00:23:17,484 --> 00:23:20,153
What happened?
407
00:23:20,154 --> 00:23:21,987
Sir, do you mind if I tell him?
408
00:23:21,988 --> 00:23:23,906
Of course not.
409
00:23:23,907 --> 00:23:27,328
Uh, could you guys,
uh, give us a minute?
410
00:23:28,328 --> 00:23:32,080
I'd... I'd like
to hear this, um, alone.
411
00:23:32,081 --> 00:23:33,916
I'll give you
five minutes, okay?
412
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:35,667
And check his vitals and, uh..
413
00:23:35,668 --> 00:23:36,828
Get the boy some lip gloss.
414
00:23:37,004 --> 00:23:38,463
Hey.
415
00:23:38,464 --> 00:23:40,297
Hi.
416
00:23:40,298 --> 00:23:42,758
You know, you've got
a great dad.
417
00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:45,426
He's been so worried
about you, Billy.
418
00:23:45,427 --> 00:23:48,182
Me too, I've been here
just about everyday.
419
00:23:49,182 --> 00:23:51,933
Most days, anyway, and..
420
00:23:51,934 --> 00:23:54,685
I've been talking
to you non-stop.
421
00:23:54,686 --> 00:23:56,605
Did you hear me?
422
00:23:56,606 --> 00:23:57,943
No.
423
00:24:00,943 --> 00:24:02,860
I even got you a..
424
00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:04,279
Fashion magazine.
425
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,489
Ooh..
426
00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:07,868
I'll just leave it here,
alright?
427
00:24:08,868 --> 00:24:10,618
So, there were these guys
428
00:24:10,619 --> 00:24:12,454
just texting shit about you.
429
00:24:12,455 --> 00:24:14,205
And I... I didn't really
think much of it
430
00:24:14,206 --> 00:24:16,625
'cause everyone's been talking
shit about you since you got here.
431
00:24:16,626 --> 00:24:18,126
They have?
432
00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:19,627
Billy, come on.
433
00:24:19,628 --> 00:24:21,504
When you didn't
show up to Bio lab
434
00:24:21,505 --> 00:24:23,632
and, and
neither did... did
435
00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:26,300
Tim and Sal and those
asshole sophomore jocks..
436
00:24:26,301 --> 00:24:27,719
Uh, look, Billy, I tried.
437
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,553
Like I really, really tried...
438
00:24:29,554 --> 00:24:31,181
Flip..
439
00:24:31,182 --> 00:24:34,142
It's... it's... it's okay.
440
00:24:34,143 --> 00:24:35,644
I am not mad.
441
00:24:35,645 --> 00:24:37,854
I'm grateful.
442
00:24:37,855 --> 00:24:40,816
You saved my life.
443
00:24:40,817 --> 00:24:42,192
Really?
444
00:24:42,193 --> 00:24:45,235
Really, really, really.
445
00:24:45,236 --> 00:24:47,655
Alright, well,
I gotta go, alright?
446
00:24:47,656 --> 00:24:49,072
Where are you going?
447
00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:51,157
Football practice.
448
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,742
You're..
Oh, you're good, buddy.
449
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,912
Doc said you're gonna be
good as new, back to..
450
00:24:54,913 --> 00:24:57,914
Think fast, Bloomy. Think fast.
451
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,710
Doctor!
452
00:25:00,711 --> 00:25:01,836
What happened?
453
00:25:01,837 --> 00:25:03,755
- What happened?
- I... I don't know!
454
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:17,350
Thank you, Flip.
455
00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:24,027
Okay, you're home now.
456
00:25:25,027 --> 00:25:27,193
And I better get goin', so..
457
00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:28,695
What? No, no, no, no, no.
458
00:25:28,696 --> 00:25:31,197
Stay here, you just got here.
459
00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:33,616
Yeah, well, I just,
I just figured, you know
460
00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,744
you'd want some rest or...
or call, call your friends.
461
00:25:35,745 --> 00:25:37,370
- Or something.
- Relax.
462
00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:39,789
You can't catch
multiple contusions.
463
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:42,626
Florence will make you
something to eat.
464
00:25:42,627 --> 00:25:44,962
I... I... I just
wanna thank you
465
00:25:44,963 --> 00:25:47,048
for everything that you've done.
466
00:25:47,049 --> 00:25:48,924
Yeah, you know, Billy, I
appreciate it, I... I do
467
00:25:48,925 --> 00:25:52,551
but, I'm not, I just, I really...
I really better get going.
468
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:53,552
Bye.
469
00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,727
Holy..
470
00:26:00,728 --> 00:26:02,895
You're an expressionist.
471
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:05,147
Huh, I see.
472
00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:08,276
Well, yeah, I'm not
a total caveman, Billy.
473
00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:10,653
You know, when I saw this,
this was part of an exhibit
474
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:11,738
at the Met in New York.
475
00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:13,239
Yeah, it was on loan.
476
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,325
Daddy likes to spread the wealth
477
00:26:15,326 --> 00:26:17,911
but not the hugs and kisses.
478
00:26:17,912 --> 00:26:19,996
I told my dad that
479
00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:22,164
I was gonna go see a Mets game.
480
00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:28,003
And he bought it.
481
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,673
Oh, were these
the extra glitter?
482
00:26:29,674 --> 00:26:31,590
- I love it.
- You like it?
483
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,468
Okay, so, I have
to tell you about school
484
00:26:33,469 --> 00:26:34,803
because, literally
485
00:26:34,804 --> 00:26:37,596
literally everybody
is talking about you.
486
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,265
And you are a hero.
487
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,142
You are a martyr to the cause.
488
00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:44,104
They had an assembly at
school about hate crimes.
489
00:26:44,105 --> 00:26:46,647
And a sensitivity speaker
was brought in
490
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:47,773
and she talked about tolerance.
491
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:48,775
She showed a movie
and everythin'.
492
00:26:48,776 --> 00:26:50,984
A movie? Yeah, well,
that'll show 'em.
493
00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:53,105
No, all those guys who beat
you up, they got expelled.
494
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,781
On the spot.
Just like that.
495
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:58,826
The school now has
a zero-tolerance policy
496
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,451
on all hate crimes.
497
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,287
And it's because of you,
really, it is.
498
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,957
Well, whatever I can do,
I will do.
499
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,501
Okay, so, Flip Kelly beat
the crap out of Bernie
500
00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,211
the day after you were attacked
501
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:13,548
because he was laughing about how
you'd gotten your ass kicked.
502
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:14,549
And Lynnette Franz!
503
00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:17,469
She broke up
with Bo-Bo Peterson.
504
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,137
But nobody knows why.
505
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,017
Okay, did you hear
about Sesame Blixton?
506
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:24,226
No, but tell me or I'll die.
507
00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:27,979
Okay. She got a boob job.
Monster snoobs.
508
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,815
As a 17th birthday present
509
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,817
from her dad!
510
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,528
Right? I know!
Why! Ah!
511
00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,824
Apparently, she got the boob
job to get Flip's attention
512
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,496
because she wants
to ask him to homecoming.
513
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,163
So how's he doin', ma'am?
514
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,498
A little tired but..
515
00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,834
- Well, look who's back.
- Hey, Billy.
516
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:51,170
Actually, I, uh, gotta go.
517
00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:53,007
- Feel better, Billy.
- Okay.
518
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:57,718
Come on, uh, honey,
I'll show you out.
519
00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:58,932
Hey!
520
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,349
What'd you say your name was?
521
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:05,850
What's her name again?
522
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:06,851
I have no idea.
523
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,730
She's my very best friend.
524
00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,859
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I thought I was. Hmm?
525
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,362
Who's been comin'
over here everyday
526
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,697
like he said he would?
527
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,532
- You have.
- Hmm.
528
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,369
But, you spend all your time
529
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,536
in the drawing room
530
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,287
or talking about fly fishing
531
00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,581
with my father, so..
532
00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:30,708
I know, I love it!
533
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,626
I can't believe
the dude hates football.
534
00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:35,880
It's the only thing
we have in common.
535
00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,965
Do you hate football?
536
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:38,966
What?
537
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,594
No.
Who could hate football?
538
00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:46,056
Well, except you two.
539
00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,057
I don't know,
I just don't love it
540
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:50,268
as much as everyone thinks I do.
541
00:28:50,269 --> 00:28:52,771
You're leaving skid marks
on daddy's new runner.
542
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,899
He's gonna freak out
when he sees the mess
543
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:58,068
that you have made, young man.
544
00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:00,571
What's that Goddamned noise?
545
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,574
Oh, ha-ha, Flip!
Here.
546
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,909
- Hey.
- Hey!
547
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,994
- Let me give you a hand with that.
- Oh, thank you.
548
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,577
That "that" is your son.
549
00:29:08,578 --> 00:29:09,787
How're you doin',
Mr. Bloom?
550
00:29:09,788 --> 00:29:12,582
Even daddy
is under Flip's spell.
551
00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:14,583
Here's what he was hoping.
552
00:29:14,584 --> 00:29:17,586
That somehow
just my sheer proximity
553
00:29:17,587 --> 00:29:19,089
to a manly man like Flip
554
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,798
will knock the sissy out of me
555
00:29:20,799 --> 00:29:22,926
and maybe then, I'll gut fish
556
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,593
and give him grandchildren.
557
00:29:24,594 --> 00:29:27,471
- Florence! Uh!
- Oh!
558
00:29:27,472 --> 00:29:29,766
Apparently, Florence is
the only one in the house
559
00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:31,308
immune to Flip's charm.
560
00:29:31,309 --> 00:29:33,519
Why don't you make these
boys some of that delicious
561
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,772
Virginia fried chicken of yours?
562
00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:37,484
What fried chick..
563
00:29:38,484 --> 00:29:40,443
Why not?
564
00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:43,447
- What is that?
- That is a broiled grapefruit.
565
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,323
And it's not gonna
kill you, I promise.
566
00:29:45,324 --> 00:29:46,949
Honestly, Billy, I think
I'd just rather have
567
00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:48,951
a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich.
568
00:29:48,952 --> 00:29:52,122
Oh! No way!
Hey, Mr. Bloom!
569
00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:55,792
Hey, Flip! How about a little doodle
socking tomorrow after school?
570
00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:57,169
Oh, you got it!
571
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,007
- We're on!
- Alright, I'll see you later.
572
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:02,631
I hope that's a fish.
573
00:30:02,632 --> 00:30:04,053
It's actually
a style of fishing.
574
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,969
You got the best dad.
575
00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:08,638
Yeah..
576
00:30:08,639 --> 00:30:10,474
If you're you.
577
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,315
But this is the most that I've seen
or talked to the man in seven years.
578
00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:15,811
He turned on me
when I was ten years old
579
00:30:15,812 --> 00:30:18,397
the first time I sashayed
across his marble floor
580
00:30:18,398 --> 00:30:21,566
in his wife's satin slingbacks.
581
00:30:21,567 --> 00:30:23,987
Daddy never recovered.
582
00:30:24,987 --> 00:30:27,656
- That's a shoe, right?
- A-plus.
583
00:30:27,657 --> 00:30:30,993
Okay. Okay. Okay.
584
00:30:30,994 --> 00:30:32,495
It was very traumatic.
585
00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:35,497
I was exiled from
the family after that.
586
00:30:35,498 --> 00:30:39,168
No more regattas.
No more barbecues.
587
00:30:39,169 --> 00:30:43,922
My life as a Bloom
had officially ended.
588
00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:46,592
So, are you gonna eat that
broiled grapefruit or what?
589
00:30:46,593 --> 00:30:50,345
Dude, you got it so good.
You've no idea.
590
00:30:50,346 --> 00:30:52,723
I'm so sorry,
what is so good about it?
591
00:30:52,724 --> 00:30:53,890
Everything.
592
00:30:53,891 --> 00:30:56,936
You can dress
however the hell you like.
593
00:30:56,937 --> 00:30:59,563
You can dye your hair
orange or pink.
594
00:30:59,564 --> 00:31:01,025
Sleep till noon.
No one gives a shit.
595
00:31:02,025 --> 00:31:03,785
Yeah, but that's because
no one gives a shit.
596
00:31:04,026 --> 00:31:05,527
Yeah, you wanna
hear about my dad?
597
00:31:05,528 --> 00:31:06,528
I was eight.
598
00:31:07,029 --> 00:31:09,239
I skipped out on Pop Warner.
599
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,760
I wanted to go
to the comic book store.
600
00:31:12,201 --> 00:31:13,201
My dad found me there.
601
00:31:14,036 --> 00:31:16,913
I've never seen him so pissed.
602
00:31:16,914 --> 00:31:18,040
In front of all my friends
603
00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:19,917
he pulled down my pants
and beat me raw.
604
00:31:19,918 --> 00:31:21,208
Oh.
605
00:31:21,209 --> 00:31:22,877
I couldn't sit down for a week.
606
00:31:22,878 --> 00:31:25,629
- That's terrible.
- It gets worse.
607
00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:28,132
He made me burn all my comics.
608
00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:29,383
Every single one of them
and, dude
609
00:31:29,384 --> 00:31:32,098
I had this
Amazing Spider-Man ♪252.
610
00:31:34,098 --> 00:31:35,431
That would be worth
bank right now.
611
00:31:35,432 --> 00:31:37,725
What a prick.
612
00:31:37,726 --> 00:31:40,602
"Man is many things,
but he is not rational."
613
00:31:40,603 --> 00:31:42,604
- Oscar Wilde.
- Mm-hmm.
614
00:31:42,605 --> 00:31:44,069
- Mm-hmm.
- I love that line.
615
00:31:47,069 --> 00:31:48,869
What would you do if you
didn't play football?
616
00:31:50,238 --> 00:31:51,742
Don't laugh.
617
00:31:52,742 --> 00:31:54,579
Who could I laugh at?
618
00:31:56,579 --> 00:31:59,080
I'd be an artist.
619
00:31:59,081 --> 00:32:00,581
I knew it.
620
00:32:00,582 --> 00:32:02,082
How could you?
621
00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:05,128
I have a gift for the obvious.
622
00:32:05,129 --> 00:32:06,795
Besides, you were
practically drooling
623
00:32:06,796 --> 00:32:09,757
over daddy's Jackson Pollock.
624
00:32:09,758 --> 00:32:11,426
I think you like football
625
00:32:11,427 --> 00:32:13,473
as much as I like
eating with my fingers.
626
00:32:15,473 --> 00:32:17,098
Alright, is it time for you
627
00:32:17,099 --> 00:32:18,975
to roll around the backyard?
628
00:32:18,976 --> 00:32:20,935
Twice a day.
Let's do it. Come on.
629
00:33:04,353 --> 00:33:06,397
On your right
is the historic home
630
00:33:06,398 --> 00:33:08,148
of the Bloom family.
631
00:33:08,149 --> 00:33:11,734
They are one of the
city's founding families.
632
00:33:13,655 --> 00:33:15,078
Now, that's a naughty monkey.
633
00:33:24,832 --> 00:33:26,002
Welcome to the jungle, baby.
634
00:33:27,002 --> 00:33:28,254
You need to eat.
635
00:33:29,254 --> 00:33:30,673
Merci beaucoup.
636
00:34:28,227 --> 00:34:31,230
I didn't choose to be fabulous.
637
00:34:31,231 --> 00:34:34,067
Fabulous chose me.
638
00:34:34,068 --> 00:34:35,735
Arm.
639
00:34:35,736 --> 00:34:37,320
I was thinking maybe
you could be a little
640
00:34:37,321 --> 00:34:38,903
less fabulous tomorrow.
641
00:34:38,904 --> 00:34:41,073
- Just tone it down a little.
- What?
642
00:34:41,074 --> 00:34:43,492
I just think if the guys got
to know you the way I do
643
00:34:43,493 --> 00:34:46,787
then your situation at school
might get a whole lot better.
644
00:34:46,788 --> 00:34:49,248
Less ostrich feather,
a little more Wrangler.
645
00:34:50,248 --> 00:34:52,751
And, uh..
646
00:34:52,752 --> 00:34:54,586
N.. Say it.
647
00:34:54,587 --> 00:34:56,254
I'm sure it'll only be insulting
648
00:34:56,255 --> 00:34:57,964
for the first minute or two.
649
00:34:57,965 --> 00:35:01,343
Just, uh, lay off the, uh..
650
00:35:01,344 --> 00:35:02,593
The, the, "Hey, girl."
651
00:35:02,594 --> 00:35:04,303
Why don't we save that
for after school
652
00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:07,640
and stick to chicks, cars and
zombie flicks from 8:30 to 3:00?
653
00:35:07,641 --> 00:35:10,352
So, you want me to change
who I am for them?
654
00:35:10,353 --> 00:35:12,771
No, for me.
655
00:35:12,772 --> 00:35:17,274
I think we've established that I'd
do pretty much anything for him.
656
00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:18,526
I'll think about it.
657
00:35:18,527 --> 00:35:25,283
- Ta-da. I'm done.
- Finally.
658
00:35:25,284 --> 00:35:28,452
Flip, it is beyond beyond.
659
00:35:28,453 --> 00:35:30,162
- This is...
- Yeah?
660
00:35:30,163 --> 00:35:32,543
Oh, I like that shoe.
661
00:35:34,543 --> 00:35:36,630
It's really beautiful.
662
00:35:37,630 --> 00:35:39,054
Thank you.
663
00:35:45,053 --> 00:35:47,554
Well, look at you.
664
00:35:47,555 --> 00:35:49,889
It was Flip's idea.
665
00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:52,059
You know, you'll never
be able to get
666
00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:54,895
what you want from a boy
like Flip Kelly.
667
00:35:54,896 --> 00:35:57,480
Florence, we're just friends.
668
00:35:57,481 --> 00:36:00,358
And I don't want anything
more from that relationship.
669
00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:02,902
Really, I don't need love.
670
00:36:02,903 --> 00:36:06,322
Or sex or physical attention.
671
00:36:06,323 --> 00:36:09,201
I'm perfectly happy with
things the way they are.
672
00:36:09,202 --> 00:36:11,411
Thank you very much.
673
00:36:11,412 --> 00:36:13,831
Well, you might be able
to tell that to yourself
674
00:36:13,832 --> 00:36:16,586
but you can't tell that
to old Florence.
675
00:36:17,586 --> 00:36:19,885
What.. Uh!
Your lunch. Hello?
676
00:36:25,885 --> 00:36:27,405
Would it kill you
to cut off the crust?
677
00:36:33,352 --> 00:36:34,684
I can't. I can't.
678
00:36:34,685 --> 00:36:35,728
- Yes, you can.
- I can't.
679
00:36:35,729 --> 00:36:37,355
Yes, you can. Trust me.
680
00:36:37,356 --> 00:36:39,398
How can I face them after
what they did to me, huh?
681
00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:41,525
How can they face you?
682
00:36:41,526 --> 00:36:43,863
That's their shit, Billy.
Come on. I got your back.
683
00:37:02,922 --> 00:37:05,214
It's great
to have you back, Billy.
684
00:37:05,215 --> 00:37:07,427
Translation,
"Please don't sue me."
685
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:10,972
For the yearbook, Billy.
686
00:37:11,972 --> 00:37:13,555
Whatever I can do for you..
687
00:37:13,556 --> 00:37:15,725
I'll let you know,
Mrs. Monusky.
688
00:37:15,726 --> 00:37:18,227
- I'll let you know.
- Okay, class?
689
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,651
Ready? Okay!
690
00:37:24,652 --> 00:37:27,069
B-I-L-L-Y.
691
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,238
Who's our high school's
favorite guy?
692
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,323
- Billy!
- Billy.
693
00:37:35,329 --> 00:37:37,455
Peace be with you.
694
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,588
Let the healing begin.
695
00:37:44,588 --> 00:37:45,929
Hello.
696
00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,682
Make that leap.
Make that leap.
697
00:37:55,683 --> 00:37:57,932
Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
698
00:37:57,933 --> 00:37:59,476
Fashion.
699
00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:01,436
'Cause I thought that
we were talkin' football.
700
00:38:01,437 --> 00:38:03,646
We were talkin'
about shoulder pads.
701
00:38:03,647 --> 00:38:06,983
FYI, they rocked the runway
in Paris last spring.
702
00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:09,528
Well, I thought we were
talking about football.
703
00:38:09,529 --> 00:38:11,822
And anyway, you didn't say
anything about my pants.
704
00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:15,450
Are these butch, baby, or what?
705
00:38:15,451 --> 00:38:16,620
Billy?
706
00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:19,371
I thought we said
707
00:38:19,372 --> 00:38:21,623
more Wrangler, less fabulous.
708
00:38:21,624 --> 00:38:23,961
Yeah, I thought you were joking.
709
00:38:24,961 --> 00:38:26,133
I'm not.
710
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,467
Fag!
711
00:39:15,844 --> 00:39:17,219
Billy?
712
00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,388
Now, before you say anything
713
00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:20,515
you said after school,
I could be me.
714
00:39:20,516 --> 00:39:23,353
And this is me.
715
00:39:25,353 --> 00:39:26,853
You look awesome.
716
00:39:26,854 --> 00:39:27,854
Seriously?
717
00:39:28,023 --> 00:39:29,940
Four hours in hair and makeup.
718
00:39:29,941 --> 00:39:33,194
I've been preened, plucked
and bustiered so tightly
719
00:39:33,195 --> 00:39:36,279
that my toes are turning
blue, and "Awesome"?
720
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,781
No.
721
00:39:37,782 --> 00:39:43,120
I look Atlantastic.
722
00:39:43,121 --> 00:39:45,540
Okay, Atlantastic.
723
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,709
Why'd you run away
after class today?
724
00:39:47,710 --> 00:39:50,627
I didn't run.
I was chased.
725
00:39:50,628 --> 00:39:51,628
Oh.
726
00:39:53,382 --> 00:39:55,632
We're making progress, right?
727
00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:57,884
I mean, you're not getting beamed
in the head as much anymore.
728
00:39:57,885 --> 00:40:01,055
Am I not?
This is crazy.
729
00:40:01,056 --> 00:40:02,431
I'm compromising myself
for reasons
730
00:40:02,432 --> 00:40:04,975
I don't even understand anymore.
731
00:40:04,976 --> 00:40:06,940
I need a drink.
732
00:40:09,939 --> 00:40:11,064
Want me to hold your thing?
733
00:40:11,065 --> 00:40:12,402
Shut up.
734
00:40:16,738 --> 00:40:19,905
Flip, Flip!
I'm so sorry.
735
00:40:19,906 --> 00:40:22,242
I'm so sorry. I must've
made them pretty strong.
736
00:40:22,243 --> 00:40:24,077
I forgot, that's how
Muv likes them.
737
00:40:24,078 --> 00:40:26,246
Stop callin' me Flip.
738
00:40:26,247 --> 00:40:28,414
I hate it.
It's a stupid nickname.
739
00:40:28,415 --> 00:40:29,415
Call me Mark.
740
00:40:31,335 --> 00:40:32,922
Mark.
741
00:40:37,257 --> 00:40:38,594
You know what, Billy?
742
00:40:40,594 --> 00:40:41,805
You're alright.
743
00:40:42,805 --> 00:40:44,180
Thank you very much.
744
00:40:44,181 --> 00:40:46,349
No, I mean it.
I mean it.
745
00:40:46,350 --> 00:40:48,103
You are who you are, and..
746
00:40:50,103 --> 00:40:52,486
And... yes?
747
00:40:57,486 --> 00:40:59,122
I have somethin' for you.
748
00:41:08,122 --> 00:41:10,122
His name's Lenny.
749
00:41:10,123 --> 00:41:11,629
I want you to have him.
750
00:41:14,628 --> 00:41:16,133
- Really?
- Take him.
751
00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:23,886
I mean, so what
if he's half-burnt?
752
00:41:23,887 --> 00:41:26,554
He's screwed up.
He'll fit right in here.
753
00:41:26,555 --> 00:41:28,891
You know what I mean?
754
00:41:28,892 --> 00:41:31,185
I wanna tell him I don't
know what he's talking about
755
00:41:31,186 --> 00:41:33,978
but I don't wanna
ruin the moment.
756
00:41:33,979 --> 00:41:36,982
I think he's tryin' to explain
our friendship in straight terms
757
00:41:36,983 --> 00:41:39,150
which I'm not very fluent in.
758
00:41:39,151 --> 00:41:41,152
Billy, you're gonna
be great tomorrow.
759
00:41:41,153 --> 00:41:43,489
They're gonna love you.
760
00:41:43,490 --> 00:41:49,536
Just remember,
no pizazz, alright?
761
00:41:49,537 --> 00:41:54,667
Hey, no pizazz, alright?
762
00:41:54,668 --> 00:41:56,505
I've gotta be me, Mark.
763
00:41:58,505 --> 00:41:59,769
Do you?
764
00:42:12,769 --> 00:42:14,603
I've got to be me.
765
00:42:34,457 --> 00:42:37,791
The pain!
766
00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,586
Do you feel the flames?
767
00:42:39,587 --> 00:42:42,214
Do you feel the hellfire
flickerin' at your feet?
768
00:42:43,214 --> 00:42:46,383
I am the ghost
769
00:42:46,384 --> 00:42:48,431
of Zelda Fitzgerald.
770
00:42:50,431 --> 00:42:53,224
And when I danced
upon this mortal coil
771
00:42:53,225 --> 00:42:55,059
with my husband,
F. Scott, and I
772
00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:58,104
we knew boundless joy
773
00:42:58,105 --> 00:43:03,233
and unfathomable pain.
774
00:43:03,234 --> 00:43:06,070
Our larger-than-life
escapades
775
00:43:06,071 --> 00:43:08,573
and violent,
gin-fueled tantrums
776
00:43:08,574 --> 00:43:10,783
defined the Roarin' Twenties.
777
00:43:10,784 --> 00:43:11,995
And I, I still remember
778
00:43:12,995 --> 00:43:15,120
how we danced
779
00:43:15,121 --> 00:43:18,624
how we drank, how we fought
780
00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:22,128
and how we loved
781
00:43:22,129 --> 00:43:26,799
like there was
no... tomorrow.
782
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,592
And now..
783
00:43:29,593 --> 00:43:31,136
As my skin
784
00:43:31,137 --> 00:43:35,431
blisters and burns
785
00:43:35,432 --> 00:43:39,436
scorches and curls off the meat
786
00:43:39,437 --> 00:43:42,693
and with every flame lick
I endure
787
00:43:44,693 --> 00:43:47,819
I'm reminded of my own..
788
00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:50,364
Personal damnation.
789
00:43:50,365 --> 00:43:52,156
From madcap
790
00:43:52,157 --> 00:43:55,119
to just plain mad..
791
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:59,711
I am Zelda Fitzgerald!
792
00:44:02,711 --> 00:44:05,800
And I wrote
"The Great Gatsby."
793
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,134
And scene.
794
00:44:16,557 --> 00:44:18,976
In all 27 years of my teaching
795
00:44:18,977 --> 00:44:21,645
I have never been more
thrilled by a book report.
796
00:44:21,646 --> 00:44:23,480
Oh, no, no, no.
797
00:44:23,481 --> 00:44:25,148
Mrs. Monusky,
that's so kind.
798
00:44:25,149 --> 00:44:28,652
If you'll excuse me, I've gotta
scrape cereal off my face.
799
00:44:28,653 --> 00:44:29,653
Of course.
800
00:44:36,201 --> 00:44:39,162
♪ Bright light city
gonna set my soul ♪
801
00:44:39,163 --> 00:44:42,497
♪ Gonna set my soul
on fire ♪
802
00:44:42,498 --> 00:44:44,082
♪ Got a whole
lot of money ♪
803
00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:45,834
♪ That's ready to burn ♪
804
00:44:45,835 --> 00:44:49,046
♪ So get those stakes
up higher ♪
805
00:44:49,047 --> 00:44:51,089
♪ There's a thousand
pretty women ♪
806
00:44:51,090 --> 00:44:52,675
♪ Waitin' out there ♪
807
00:44:52,676 --> 00:44:56,178
♪ And I'm just the devil
with love to spare ♪
808
00:44:56,179 --> 00:44:59,390
♪ Viva Las Vegas ♪
809
00:44:59,391 --> 00:45:01,767
♪ Viva Las Vegas.. ♪♪
810
00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:05,604
Maybe dancing on the coffee
table was a bad idea.
811
00:45:05,605 --> 00:45:07,856
Listen to me, Junebug.
812
00:45:07,857 --> 00:45:10,401
You only get one shot
at the pageant
813
00:45:10,402 --> 00:45:13,696
so who cares if you
smash up a few tables?
814
00:45:13,697 --> 00:45:15,448
At least you danced.
815
00:45:15,449 --> 00:45:17,617
Jesus Christ!
816
00:45:17,618 --> 00:45:19,118
Oh!
817
00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:22,455
Well, if it isn't
the disappearing man.
818
00:45:22,456 --> 00:45:24,289
You missed it all, William.
819
00:45:24,290 --> 00:45:27,417
And yet, you were not missed.
820
00:45:27,418 --> 00:45:29,379
Goddammit, Muv,
what's wrong with you?
821
00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:30,921
Stop it!
Don't yell at her!
822
00:45:30,922 --> 00:45:32,798
It's okay. I'm used to it.
823
00:45:32,799 --> 00:45:33,925
What were you thinking?
824
00:45:33,926 --> 00:45:35,218
Stop! I did it!
825
00:45:35,219 --> 00:45:37,802
- I broke the table!
- Is that the truth?
826
00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:41,056
"The truth is rarely pure
and never simple."
827
00:45:41,057 --> 00:45:43,599
- What?
- Oscar Wilde, you philistine.
828
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,103
- Just go to bed!
- At least I danced.
829
00:45:46,104 --> 00:45:48,271
Isn't that right, Muv?
830
00:45:48,272 --> 00:45:52,317
Yes, love. That's right.
831
00:45:52,318 --> 00:45:53,402
Thank you very much.
832
00:45:53,403 --> 00:45:55,573
Ever let the fancy roam.
833
00:45:58,908 --> 00:46:01,076
Hey, ladies, get in line!
834
00:46:01,077 --> 00:46:03,078
Time to hit the rope.
835
00:46:03,079 --> 00:46:04,079
You know the drill.
836
00:46:04,997 --> 00:46:05,999
One of you holds.
837
00:46:06,999 --> 00:46:06,999
One of you climbs.
838
00:46:07,917 --> 00:46:10,004
Coach Carter. Sir. Hi.
839
00:46:11,004 --> 00:46:12,670
I don't feel like
this is something
840
00:46:12,671 --> 00:46:14,088
I should be doing.
841
00:46:14,089 --> 00:46:16,925
This isn't a therapy session.
842
00:46:16,926 --> 00:46:19,302
That's the whole point!
843
00:46:19,303 --> 00:46:21,762
You're not supposed to feel!
844
00:46:21,763 --> 00:46:24,766
You're supposed
to be a man and do!
845
00:46:24,767 --> 00:46:26,518
Now let's go!
846
00:46:26,519 --> 00:46:29,146
Bloom, you hold.
847
00:46:29,147 --> 00:46:31,109
Bo-Bo, you climb.
848
00:46:34,109 --> 00:46:39,114
You can handle that, right?
849
00:46:39,115 --> 00:46:40,868
Feelings?
850
00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:57,298
Oh, sweet, baby Jesus,
no, no, no.
851
00:46:57,299 --> 00:46:58,841
Don't do this to me.
852
00:46:58,842 --> 00:47:00,468
Not Bo-Bo.
853
00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:03,803
Another perfect specimen
of Gluteus and Maximus.
854
00:47:03,804 --> 00:47:05,473
I closed my eyes for one second
855
00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:08,811
and my President Johnson
was saluting the troops.
856
00:47:09,811 --> 00:47:11,812
Hey, Bo-Bo, Billy's got
a present for you.
857
00:47:11,813 --> 00:47:12,813
And it's tiny.
858
00:47:17,152 --> 00:47:20,153
Hey, guys, guys!
Just quit it!
859
00:47:20,154 --> 00:47:21,906
Hey!
860
00:47:21,907 --> 00:47:22,992
Knock it off.
861
00:47:23,992 --> 00:47:26,746
It's embarrassing enough
as it is.
862
00:47:27,746 --> 00:47:30,330
Bloom, why don't you
hit the showers?
863
00:47:30,331 --> 00:47:34,084
Make it a cold one.
864
00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:36,588
- Oh!
- Oh!
865
00:47:40,342 --> 00:47:42,593
Alright, you morons
866
00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:44,928
this kind of thing
can happen to anyone.
867
00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:47,055
A hundred push-ups
right now!
868
00:47:47,056 --> 00:47:49,516
It could.
869
00:47:49,517 --> 00:47:52,769
His ass was in my face. It
could have been anyone's ass.
870
00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:54,561
- Yo...
- I'm at the mercy of my hormones!
871
00:47:54,562 --> 00:47:56,021
Look, dude, all I'm
sayin' is that it's just
872
00:47:56,022 --> 00:47:57,606
it's a tough thing
to live down, alright?
873
00:47:57,607 --> 00:47:59,025
Maybe it's not such a big deal.
874
00:47:59,026 --> 00:48:01,443
I mean, Coach Carter said
this happens to everybody.
875
00:48:01,444 --> 00:48:03,780
Don't even think about taking
a shower with us, boner.
876
00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,115
Oh, come on, man.
877
00:48:06,116 --> 00:48:07,449
Dickwad.
878
00:48:07,450 --> 00:48:09,034
Leave him alone.
879
00:48:09,035 --> 00:48:10,704
What, are you two
butt buddies or somethin'?
880
00:48:10,705 --> 00:48:13,206
Dude, back off.
881
00:48:13,207 --> 00:48:16,918
Oh, so you are!
You're fudge packers.
882
00:48:16,919 --> 00:48:18,548
Shut up!
883
00:48:20,548 --> 00:48:21,798
Oh!
884
00:48:27,555 --> 00:48:29,890
Fight! Fight!
885
00:48:30,890 --> 00:48:32,474
Hey, break it up!
886
00:48:32,475 --> 00:48:34,561
Break it up! Break it up!
887
00:48:34,562 --> 00:48:36,274
- Fucking faggot!
- Are you kidding me?
888
00:48:38,274 --> 00:48:41,153
It's homecoming in two weeks.
889
00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:45,572
Are you trying
to make me bench you?
890
00:48:45,573 --> 00:48:48,574
Look at me.
What's goin' on?
891
00:48:48,575 --> 00:48:50,409
Is there something you
need to talk about, Flip?
892
00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:51,410
No, nothing.
893
00:48:54,247 --> 00:48:55,416
Help me out here, guys.
894
00:48:57,416 --> 00:48:59,084
What's goin' on?
895
00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:02,345
Billy, what's goin' on?
Billy. Billy!
896
00:49:09,345 --> 00:49:11,680
Oh, Flip, Flip, please
tell me it's not true.
897
00:49:11,681 --> 00:49:12,681
You're not gay, right?
898
00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:14,767
Flip, I heard Billy
was practically
899
00:49:14,768 --> 00:49:16,185
ass raping you in gym class.
900
00:49:16,186 --> 00:49:18,270
That's a lie, and besides,
I was behind him.
901
00:49:18,271 --> 00:49:20,522
Well, at least
we know you're the top.
902
00:49:20,523 --> 00:49:21,939
Would you shut up?
903
00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:23,942
Hey, hey, hey, are you okay?
904
00:49:23,943 --> 00:49:25,109
Yeah, I'm okay, I'm fine.
905
00:49:25,110 --> 00:49:27,696
Would you just please
just get out of here?
906
00:49:27,697 --> 00:49:28,864
I was just trying to help.
907
00:49:28,865 --> 00:49:30,114
Well, stop helpin', okay?
908
00:49:30,115 --> 00:49:31,366
You know what,
we'll let you guys
909
00:49:31,367 --> 00:49:33,451
have your little
lover's quarrel alone.
910
00:49:33,452 --> 00:49:34,828
- We're not...
- Let's get out of here, Mark. Come on.
911
00:49:34,829 --> 00:49:36,455
Get off me, you homo!
912
00:49:39,124 --> 00:49:42,465
Oh, no, trouble in paradise?
913
00:50:02,064 --> 00:50:03,817
Muv?
914
00:50:04,817 --> 00:50:07,150
- Muv?
- Hi.
915
00:50:07,151 --> 00:50:08,239
Junebug!
916
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,492
Mr. Bloom is on his way.
917
00:50:14,493 --> 00:50:16,328
I see you found the bar.
918
00:50:17,328 --> 00:50:19,204
You're out of gin.
919
00:50:19,205 --> 00:50:21,081
I've missed you so much.
920
00:50:21,082 --> 00:50:22,208
I can't stand another second.
921
00:50:22,209 --> 00:50:24,376
Just take me home.
922
00:50:24,377 --> 00:50:25,377
Let me look at you.
923
00:50:27,089 --> 00:50:29,673
Darling, when did you
start wearing blue jeans?
924
00:50:29,674 --> 00:50:32,260
Oh, no. I know. But they're
really common around here.
925
00:50:32,261 --> 00:50:35,095
I know, that's the problem.
They're so common.
926
00:50:35,096 --> 00:50:37,557
Oh, I was so worried about you.
927
00:50:37,558 --> 00:50:39,559
I came as soon as I heard
you were in a coma.
928
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,351
That was five weeks ago.
929
00:50:41,352 --> 00:50:44,063
I'm sorry I couldn't get here any earlier.
I've been abroad.
930
00:50:44,064 --> 00:50:46,692
Is that what they call
rehab these days?
931
00:50:47,692 --> 00:50:49,943
Isn't there a toilet around here
932
00:50:49,944 --> 00:50:52,070
that needs scrubbing, flossy.
933
00:50:52,071 --> 00:50:55,407
Nothing around here needs
scrubbing except for your mouth.
934
00:50:55,408 --> 00:50:57,200
My angel.
935
00:50:57,201 --> 00:50:59,540
- Where's Daddy, darling?
- Hiding.
936
00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:05,293
Junebug.
937
00:51:05,294 --> 00:51:07,460
Be a lamb and make
your Muv another drinkie.
938
00:51:07,461 --> 00:51:09,295
Do you want
a Tequila Mockingbird?
939
00:51:09,296 --> 00:51:11,131
Or a Sunset Boulevard
Bourbon on the rocks?
940
00:51:11,132 --> 00:51:12,132
Surprise me.
941
00:51:28,106 --> 00:51:29,106
Voila!
942
00:51:33,988 --> 00:51:35,331
Put that thing out.
943
00:51:43,331 --> 00:51:44,331
Happy?
944
00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:47,920
Billy, go to your room.
945
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,337
No. I'm not
going anywhere.
946
00:51:50,338 --> 00:51:51,504
Please, son, just go upstairs.
947
00:51:51,505 --> 00:51:54,091
You're just upset because
Muv's come back for me
948
00:51:54,092 --> 00:51:57,094
and we're getting out
of Satan's strip mall.
949
00:51:57,095 --> 00:51:58,929
You know what, honey, I
think your father's right.
950
00:51:58,930 --> 00:52:00,471
- No. You know what?
- You better go up...
951
00:52:00,472 --> 00:52:02,766
Stay here.
952
00:52:02,767 --> 00:52:05,143
Well, that didn't
take long, Miriam.
953
00:52:05,144 --> 00:52:08,145
I just stopped
the payment on Thursday.
954
00:52:08,146 --> 00:52:10,272
It's Mauveine, Bill.
955
00:52:10,273 --> 00:52:12,359
Actually, it's not.
956
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,693
You know what,
I'll go start packing.
957
00:52:14,694 --> 00:52:16,278
Goddammit, wake up!
958
00:52:16,279 --> 00:52:18,113
She's not here to take you home!
959
00:52:18,114 --> 00:52:21,117
Yes, she is. Tell him.
960
00:52:21,118 --> 00:52:22,286
We're going home, right?
961
00:52:24,286 --> 00:52:25,790
Is that why you're here?
962
00:52:26,790 --> 00:52:27,790
Mom?
963
00:52:30,292 --> 00:52:34,838
Don't call me that.
964
00:52:37,049 --> 00:52:40,302
The deal is, son,
Oscar had it half-right.
965
00:52:40,303 --> 00:52:42,220
The truth is rarely pure
966
00:52:42,221 --> 00:52:44,643
but it's often very simple.
967
00:52:46,643 --> 00:52:48,312
Ah..
968
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,399
Look, I need that money.
969
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,361
I deserve it.
I deserve it!
970
00:52:57,362 --> 00:52:58,820
I'm not paying you child support
971
00:52:58,821 --> 00:53:01,657
for a child you don't support.
972
00:53:01,658 --> 00:53:04,367
Support him?
973
00:53:04,368 --> 00:53:09,039
Christ, I was gonna flush him.
974
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,249
You wanted a son.
975
00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:13,419
I gave you a son.
976
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,338
So pay up.
977
00:53:15,339 --> 00:53:16,339
Checkie!
978
00:53:18,091 --> 00:53:21,509
Just write the check
and I'll be out of here.
979
00:54:06,097 --> 00:54:08,104
- You cut the crust off?
- Mm-hmm.
980
00:54:13,104 --> 00:54:21,104
- Thank you.
- You bet.
981
00:54:27,449 --> 00:54:31,285
Well.. Hello!
982
00:54:31,286 --> 00:54:33,747
Hi, ma'am.
Is, uh, is Billy home?
983
00:54:33,748 --> 00:54:35,289
Drink?
Something to drink?
984
00:54:35,290 --> 00:54:37,334
Oh, no. No.
No, thank you.
985
00:54:37,335 --> 00:54:39,337
I just, I just really
need to, to see Billy.
986
00:54:40,337 --> 00:54:41,921
I'm Mauveine.
987
00:54:41,922 --> 00:54:44,173
Enchante.
988
00:54:44,174 --> 00:54:46,301
You're, you're Muv?
989
00:54:46,302 --> 00:54:47,760
Wow! Wow, ma'am!
990
00:54:47,761 --> 00:54:50,347
It's... it's a pleasure
for me to meet you.
991
00:54:50,348 --> 00:54:52,935
I've heard so much
about you from Billy.
992
00:54:53,935 --> 00:54:56,940
Friend of Billy's?
993
00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:01,524
That's how they do it in Paris.
994
00:55:01,525 --> 00:55:02,525
I've never been to Paris.
995
00:55:04,446 --> 00:55:06,655
Football player too, huh?
996
00:55:06,656 --> 00:55:08,531
- Yes, ma'am.
- Huh.
997
00:55:08,532 --> 00:55:10,367
Isn't that
a co-in-ki-dink?
998
00:55:10,368 --> 00:55:13,829
You know, I was
999
00:55:13,830 --> 00:55:16,332
a big-time cheerleader.
1000
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,957
I was.
1001
00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:20,376
Rah. Rah.
1002
00:55:20,377 --> 00:55:21,544
Rah!
1003
00:55:21,545 --> 00:55:23,629
Ms. Muv, ma'am, it's been
1004
00:55:23,630 --> 00:55:25,798
it's been real nice getting
to know you, Ms. Muv.
1005
00:55:25,799 --> 00:55:27,885
- But I've really got to go see Bi...
- Shake it to the left.
1006
00:55:27,886 --> 00:55:29,218
Shake it to the right.
1007
00:55:29,219 --> 00:55:31,679
Hit 'em to the left,
hit 'em to the right.
1008
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,474
Stand up, sit down,
fight, fight, fight! Ah!
1009
00:55:34,475 --> 00:55:37,476
Oh, God! Oh!
Ms. Muv! Ms. Muv!
1010
00:55:37,477 --> 00:55:39,061
Let's get you up.
Come here, alright.
1011
00:55:39,062 --> 00:55:40,646
Here we go.
Here we go.
1012
00:55:40,647 --> 00:55:42,065
Oh!
1013
00:55:42,066 --> 00:55:47,152
Oh!
1014
00:55:47,153 --> 00:55:49,322
- Oh, Junebug? Junebug?
- Billy?
1015
00:55:49,323 --> 00:55:51,491
June... bug?
1016
00:55:51,492 --> 00:55:53,659
With all due respect,
ma'am, you're drunk.
1017
00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:55,411
That's the smartest thing
I've heard you say
1018
00:55:55,412 --> 00:55:57,079
since I met you, son.
1019
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,498
You know what,
I have cleaned the toilets
1020
00:55:59,499 --> 00:56:01,500
and now it's time
to take out the trash.
1021
00:56:01,501 --> 00:56:04,545
Oh, simmer down, slugger.
1022
00:56:04,546 --> 00:56:07,680
My Uber... awaits.
1023
00:56:23,399 --> 00:56:25,443
Sometimes, I dream I can fly.
1024
00:56:27,443 --> 00:56:31,279
But I'm so exhausted
from flapping my wings
1025
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,574
and the higher I soar,
it reminds me
1026
00:56:33,575 --> 00:56:36,205
of how little I fit in
with them on the ground.
1027
00:56:39,204 --> 00:56:41,372
So..
1028
00:56:41,373 --> 00:56:44,209
I rise..
1029
00:56:44,210 --> 00:56:47,389
And I rise, and I realize that..
1030
00:56:56,389 --> 00:56:59,390
I don't wanna fly anymore.
1031
00:56:59,391 --> 00:57:02,563
They never knew what they
were looking up at anyway.
1032
00:57:03,563 --> 00:57:06,732
And so, it is
with great excitation
1033
00:57:06,733 --> 00:57:08,941
and an okay from the Almighty
1034
00:57:08,942 --> 00:57:11,819
that I announce my candidacy
1035
00:57:11,820 --> 00:57:13,154
for homecoming queen!
1036
00:57:15,824 --> 00:57:18,913
Over my dead body!
1037
00:57:20,913 --> 00:57:23,582
Look! We've got a jumper!
1038
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:24,583
It's Billy Bloom!
1039
00:57:26,418 --> 00:57:29,337
I'm not killing myself,
you philistines!
1040
00:57:29,338 --> 00:57:31,923
I've never been more
determined to live in my life.
1041
00:57:31,924 --> 00:57:35,301
I'm not gonna let some
bible-humping debutante
1042
00:57:35,302 --> 00:57:36,928
make a mockery of everything
1043
00:57:36,929 --> 00:57:38,597
I hold dear in this life.
1044
00:57:38,598 --> 00:57:40,640
Glamour, pageantry
1045
00:57:40,641 --> 00:57:42,767
and good hair.
1046
00:57:42,768 --> 00:57:45,936
I am announcing my candidacy
1047
00:57:45,937 --> 00:57:49,648
for homecoming queen!
1048
00:57:56,656 --> 00:57:59,285
Lynette! Help!
Are you dead?
1049
00:58:01,285 --> 00:58:02,702
It's time to put a real queen
1050
00:58:02,703 --> 00:58:04,454
in charge of things around here.
1051
00:58:04,455 --> 00:58:05,873
Wait, wait. What happened?
This is my interview.
1052
00:58:05,874 --> 00:58:07,500
Give me a second
please, Lynette.
1053
00:58:07,501 --> 00:58:10,710
It... it's Bloom,
isn't it? The coma kid?
1054
00:58:10,711 --> 00:58:12,963
Now, how do you wanna
be identified on camera?
1055
00:58:12,964 --> 00:58:15,132
Gay? Straight?
Transgender?
1056
00:58:15,133 --> 00:58:17,050
Transvisionary.
1057
00:58:17,051 --> 00:58:18,635
Gender obliviator.
1058
00:58:18,636 --> 00:58:19,636
Freak!
1059
00:58:21,515 --> 00:58:24,557
Okay, yeah, well, I was gonna
reclaim it as my own anyway.
1060
00:58:24,558 --> 00:58:25,726
Works for me.
1061
00:58:25,727 --> 00:58:28,186
Wait, uh, now, this is my dream.
1062
00:58:28,187 --> 00:58:30,731
I'm standing here
with Billy Bloom
1063
00:58:30,732 --> 00:58:32,483
self-proclaimed freak
1064
00:58:32,484 --> 00:58:35,068
here at
Ulysses S. Grant Academy
1065
00:58:35,069 --> 00:58:37,153
where history is being made.
1066
00:58:37,154 --> 00:58:40,199
And this young man,
that's right, I said man
1067
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,659
just announced his candidacy
1068
00:58:42,660 --> 00:58:43,827
for homecoming queen!
1069
00:58:43,828 --> 00:58:45,538
Billy? Thank God.
1070
00:58:45,539 --> 00:58:48,331
Oh, I was so worried.
You didn't text me back.
1071
00:58:48,332 --> 00:58:50,001
You don't need
to be afraid. They do.
1072
00:58:51,001 --> 00:58:52,710
Tell us about
your platform, Billy.
1073
00:58:52,711 --> 00:58:55,547
- Him? What about me?
- Well.
1074
00:58:55,548 --> 00:58:57,756
My platform is simple.
1075
00:58:57,757 --> 00:59:00,884
I am pro-glamour,
I'm anti-khaki.
1076
00:59:00,885 --> 00:59:03,596
I am pro-any-artistic-risk
1077
00:59:03,597 --> 00:59:06,558
and I'm against any
attempts at categorization.
1078
00:59:06,559 --> 00:59:08,685
I am here to bring an end
to the hatred
1079
00:59:08,686 --> 00:59:11,020
I've found
at Ulysses S. Grant
1080
00:59:11,021 --> 00:59:13,740
and the world at large.
1081
00:59:21,740 --> 00:59:23,908
What do you think you're doing?
1082
00:59:23,909 --> 00:59:26,535
I'm going to watch golf
1083
00:59:26,536 --> 00:59:28,245
in peace.
1084
00:59:28,246 --> 00:59:29,705
Don't give me that look.
1085
00:59:29,706 --> 00:59:31,750
- What look?
- That look!
1086
00:59:31,751 --> 00:59:34,752
Oh, I know the world
is a horrible place
1087
00:59:34,753 --> 00:59:36,879
for rich, handsome,
entitled men.
1088
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,256
Cry me a river.
1089
00:59:38,257 --> 00:59:40,383
I didn't ask him to come here.
1090
00:59:40,384 --> 00:59:42,262
And that was your first mistake.
1091
00:59:43,262 --> 00:59:45,721
I love my job, Mr. Bloom.
1092
00:59:45,722 --> 00:59:47,390
Lord knows I love this family.
1093
00:59:47,391 --> 00:59:48,808
But I'll walk
straight out that door
1094
00:59:48,809 --> 00:59:50,392
right here and now
1095
00:59:50,393 --> 00:59:52,645
if you don't stop
acting like an ass.
1096
00:59:52,646 --> 00:59:53,897
That's enough.
1097
00:59:53,898 --> 00:59:55,138
Oh, but I haven't even started.
1098
00:59:55,982 --> 00:59:58,608
Did you forget that
this is the child
1099
00:59:58,609 --> 00:59:59,809
that you prayed for?
1100
01:00:00,402 --> 01:00:02,403
Well, I remember,
because I'm the one
1101
01:00:02,404 --> 01:00:04,238
who taught you how to pray.
1102
01:00:04,239 --> 01:00:05,782
Well, I didn't pray for this.
1103
01:00:05,783 --> 01:00:07,242
It's all over the news.
1104
01:00:07,243 --> 01:00:10,079
He's running
for homecoming queen.
1105
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,746
He is telling the monsters
1106
01:00:11,747 --> 01:00:14,416
who put him in a coma
1107
01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:17,586
"I will not let your abuse
and your insults
1108
01:00:17,587 --> 01:00:19,671
"define how I wear..
1109
01:00:19,672 --> 01:00:21,424
My tiara."
1110
01:00:26,596 --> 01:00:29,180
I'd rather be with my son.
1111
01:00:29,181 --> 01:00:31,516
But he doesn't want me.
1112
01:00:31,517 --> 01:00:33,476
I tried.
1113
01:00:33,477 --> 01:00:36,938
I tried in Darien
but Muv shut me down.
1114
01:00:36,939 --> 01:00:41,275
I tried here
and... he shut me out.
1115
01:00:41,276 --> 01:00:42,825
So keep trying.
1116
01:00:46,825 --> 01:00:49,827
You have more
in common with that boy
1117
01:00:49,828 --> 01:00:51,341
than you think.
1118
01:01:08,387 --> 01:01:10,804
Hey, girl, hey!
1119
01:01:10,805 --> 01:01:12,723
Billy, what do you
think you're doing?
1120
01:01:12,724 --> 01:01:15,643
Be gone, you have
no powers here.
1121
01:01:15,644 --> 01:01:18,730
Homecoming queen?
Billy?
1122
01:01:18,731 --> 01:01:20,815
Are you serious?
1123
01:01:20,816 --> 01:01:21,959
There's nothing
I can do for you now.
1124
01:01:21,983 --> 01:01:23,028
Don't you get that?
1125
01:01:25,028 --> 01:01:27,821
You've done quite enough, Mark.
1126
01:01:27,822 --> 01:01:30,658
Okay, you know what?
Fine.
1127
01:01:30,659 --> 01:01:31,826
You do what you want.
1128
01:01:31,827 --> 01:01:33,411
But don't expect me
to bail you out.
1129
01:01:33,412 --> 01:01:35,874
From now on, you're on your own.
1130
01:01:37,874 --> 01:01:40,050
Actually, I'm not.
1131
01:01:46,050 --> 01:01:48,926
How would you like
to be my sidekick?
1132
01:01:48,927 --> 01:01:50,844
Billy, I... I have been
waiting my whole life
1133
01:01:50,845 --> 01:01:52,929
for someone to ask me that.
1134
01:01:52,930 --> 01:01:54,015
N... no, I mean
1135
01:01:54,016 --> 01:01:57,060
your name is really Mary Jane?
1136
01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,853
Yeah.
What did you think it was?
1137
01:01:58,854 --> 01:02:00,355
Uh, it's not important
right now.
1138
01:02:00,356 --> 01:02:02,899
We have bigger problems
to solve.
1139
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:06,402
And I don't want to do
this one alone.
1140
01:02:06,403 --> 01:02:07,860
You won't be alone.
1141
01:02:07,861 --> 01:02:09,905
I mean, we'll all
be there for you!
1142
01:02:09,906 --> 01:02:11,740
- So.. We?
- Okay, Billy.
1143
01:02:11,741 --> 01:02:14,200
I have wanting to tell you
about them forever.
1144
01:02:14,201 --> 01:02:16,202
But I was bound by oath
to keep their secret
1145
01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:18,204
until they told me
it was okay to let you in.
1146
01:02:18,205 --> 01:02:19,914
Who?
1147
01:02:19,915 --> 01:02:21,416
The shadow people.
1148
01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:24,878
- The who?
- The shadow people.
1149
01:02:24,879 --> 01:02:26,796
It's a secret population
of students
1150
01:02:26,797 --> 01:02:29,423
who survive on the fringes
of the academy.
1151
01:02:29,424 --> 01:02:32,052
They live under the radar,
out of the spotlight.
1152
01:02:32,053 --> 01:02:34,428
They're just regular
students, like you and me.
1153
01:02:34,429 --> 01:02:36,222
I mean, you see them everywhere.
1154
01:02:36,223 --> 01:02:37,890
You just don't notice them
1155
01:02:37,891 --> 01:02:40,059
because they know
how to blend in.
1156
01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:42,896
You see, the trick is you
have to be attractive enough
1157
01:02:42,897 --> 01:02:44,814
as to not draw attention
1158
01:02:44,815 --> 01:02:47,108
but not attractive enough
as to stand out
1159
01:02:47,109 --> 01:02:49,735
in a sea of physical perfection.
1160
01:02:49,736 --> 01:02:53,073
You have to be, um, a
strict seven and a half.
1161
01:02:53,074 --> 01:02:55,617
They've been waiting a long time
1162
01:02:55,618 --> 01:02:57,327
for someone like you
to come along
1163
01:02:57,328 --> 01:02:58,998
and they are ready
to lend their support.
1164
01:02:59,998 --> 01:03:02,957
I know you won't
let them down, Billy.
1165
01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:05,751
Students of Grant Academy
1166
01:03:05,752 --> 01:03:07,086
for too long
1167
01:03:07,087 --> 01:03:09,841
you have suffered in silence.
1168
01:03:10,841 --> 01:03:13,259
I am like you.
1169
01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,927
For too long, I thought
being on the outside
1170
01:03:15,928 --> 01:03:17,846
meant having no voice.
1171
01:03:17,847 --> 01:03:20,850
I accepted the moldings
and manipulations
1172
01:03:20,851 --> 01:03:21,851
that were pushed upon me
1173
01:03:21,977 --> 01:03:24,270
and was still
shamed into silence.
1174
01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:27,105
No more. No more!
1175
01:03:27,106 --> 01:03:29,357
No more. No more!
1176
01:03:29,358 --> 01:03:33,487
All that changes
from this moment on.
1177
01:03:33,488 --> 01:03:37,449
I know that without
hope, you cannot live.
1178
01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:39,826
And without a bit of glamour,
you can't live well.
1179
01:03:39,827 --> 01:03:41,953
We are important.
1180
01:03:41,954 --> 01:03:44,623
And we owe it to the
kids that come after
1181
01:03:44,624 --> 01:03:47,293
the little boys and girls
with the wrong haircut
1182
01:03:47,294 --> 01:03:49,295
or wrong accent
or wrong curric...
1183
01:03:49,296 --> 01:03:50,962
Extra-curricular hobbies
1184
01:03:50,963 --> 01:03:54,216
to try and push ourselves
into the light.
1185
01:03:54,217 --> 01:03:56,134
Give them the hope of seeing
1186
01:03:56,135 --> 01:03:59,679
a boy nominated
for homecoming queen.
1187
01:04:03,309 --> 01:04:04,726
This is Felicia Watts
1188
01:04:04,727 --> 01:04:06,895
back at Ulysses
S. Grant Academy
1189
01:04:06,896 --> 01:04:07,981
where it's day five of
1190
01:04:08,981 --> 01:04:10,857
"Academy Under Siege."
1191
01:04:10,858 --> 01:04:12,317
What's at stake?
1192
01:04:12,318 --> 01:04:16,029
One girl's dream and every
girl's rights and privileges.
1193
01:04:16,030 --> 01:04:19,073
With me is
homecoming queen nominee
1194
01:04:19,074 --> 01:04:20,367
Lynnette Franz.
1195
01:04:20,368 --> 01:04:22,577
Lynnette, can you
give us an update?
1196
01:04:22,578 --> 01:04:23,578
Can I ever!
1197
01:04:23,996 --> 01:04:27,039
Well..
1198
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,042
So, I was supposed to be
1199
01:04:29,043 --> 01:04:31,044
the only candidate
running this year.
1200
01:04:31,045 --> 01:04:33,671
That's been the plan
since the seventh grade.
1201
01:04:33,672 --> 01:04:37,050
But then, this
sexually confused weirdo
1202
01:04:37,051 --> 01:04:39,010
announced that he was running.
1203
01:04:39,011 --> 01:04:41,012
Now, I don't know, maybe
1204
01:04:41,013 --> 01:04:43,682
maybe he doesn't realize
he's not a girl. Whatever.
1205
01:04:43,683 --> 01:04:44,932
He doesn't stand
a chance of winning
1206
01:04:44,933 --> 01:04:46,892
because everybody hates him.
1207
01:04:46,893 --> 01:04:48,186
Everybody?
1208
01:04:48,187 --> 01:04:50,562
Lynnette, look at
the walls around you.
1209
01:04:50,563 --> 01:04:53,066
The support for Grant Academy's
1210
01:04:53,067 --> 01:04:56,361
Gender Obliviator is palpable.
1211
01:04:56,362 --> 01:04:59,071
With all due respect, Felicia
1212
01:04:59,072 --> 01:05:00,865
this is a simple case of..
1213
01:05:00,866 --> 01:05:03,075
Decency versus depravity.
1214
01:05:03,076 --> 01:05:05,285
Tradition versus perdition.
1215
01:05:05,286 --> 01:05:07,539
And by the end of this election
1216
01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:09,039
I believe.. No.
1217
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,709
I know that this school
1218
01:05:11,710 --> 01:05:14,546
and this nation
will come to its senses
1219
01:05:14,547 --> 01:05:16,923
and put a real queen in
charge of things around here.
1220
01:05:16,924 --> 01:05:18,800
So, you don't think
Billy Bloom has a chance
1221
01:05:18,801 --> 01:05:20,636
of taking home the tiara?
1222
01:05:21,636 --> 01:05:24,890
A homosexual
representing our school?
1223
01:05:25,890 --> 01:05:28,599
I'd laugh if he wasn't
being so disrespectful.
1224
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,935
I mean, it's like he's peeing
1225
01:05:29,936 --> 01:05:32,563
on the flag or something.
1226
01:05:32,564 --> 01:05:35,565
Look, he just wants attention
1227
01:05:35,566 --> 01:05:37,570
like all gays do, you know?
1228
01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:40,654
I do not.
1229
01:05:40,655 --> 01:05:42,947
Well, so, they can further
their gay agenda.
1230
01:05:42,948 --> 01:05:46,326
And that is
the God's honest truth.
1231
01:05:46,327 --> 01:05:47,911
What Billy is doing here
1232
01:05:47,912 --> 01:05:49,152
by running for homecoming queen
1233
01:05:49,997 --> 01:05:52,961
is destroying the way of
life here at the academy.
1234
01:05:55,961 --> 01:05:57,201
Let's make America great again!
1235
01:05:59,966 --> 01:06:02,009
Bye, Felicia.
1236
01:06:07,432 --> 01:06:12,018
Disgruntled, delusional..
1237
01:06:12,019 --> 01:06:14,520
But determined
homecoming queen candidate
1238
01:06:14,521 --> 01:06:16,105
Lynnette Franz.
1239
01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:18,107
And I am sure we have not heard
1240
01:06:18,108 --> 01:06:19,196
the last of her.
1241
01:06:29,662 --> 01:06:32,037
And after me, say
1242
01:06:32,038 --> 01:06:34,707
"Let Billy Bloom!"
1243
01:06:34,708 --> 01:06:37,042
One, two, three..
1244
01:06:37,043 --> 01:06:38,669
- Let Billy Bloom.
- Let Billy Bloom.
1245
01:06:38,670 --> 01:06:40,296
Louder.
Come on.
1246
01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:42,131
- Let Billy Bloom.
- One more time.
1247
01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:45,468
- Let Billy Bloom.
- Let Billy Bloom.
1248
01:06:45,469 --> 01:06:47,220
Let Billy Bloom!
1249
01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:01,152
I love the shadow people!
1250
01:07:03,152 --> 01:07:07,031
They're like little
homecoming elves.
1251
01:07:07,032 --> 01:07:10,661
Oh. Yes! There ain't no
stopping us now, Billy.
1252
01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:15,247
Alright, if we can get
one A-lister on our side
1253
01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:16,915
I think we can turn this
whole election around.
1254
01:07:16,916 --> 01:07:18,167
Really, I do.
1255
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:21,671
- What about Flip?
- Next.
1256
01:07:21,672 --> 01:07:23,839
- Bo-Bo Peterson?
- Not gonna happen.
1257
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,091
No, I think we can
make it happen.
1258
01:07:25,092 --> 01:07:27,051
I mean, honestly,
he hates Lynnette now.
1259
01:07:27,052 --> 01:07:29,678
She broke up with him. She broke
his heart, banged his brother.
1260
01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:30,722
I love it.
1261
01:07:30,723 --> 01:07:33,098
- Vote Lynette.
- Vote for me.
1262
01:07:33,099 --> 01:07:35,517
- Vote for Lynette.
- Vote for Lynette.
1263
01:07:35,518 --> 01:07:36,518
Vote for me.
1264
01:07:38,229 --> 01:07:40,688
Bo-Bo, I am so sorry
1265
01:07:40,689 --> 01:07:42,065
to hear about you and Lynnette
1266
01:07:42,066 --> 01:07:45,068
but have you given any thought
to the other candidate
1267
01:07:45,069 --> 01:07:46,527
running for homecoming queen?
1268
01:07:46,528 --> 01:07:47,570
I ain't voting for that ho!
1269
01:07:47,571 --> 01:07:49,864
I'd just as soon vote
for a butt worm.
1270
01:07:49,865 --> 01:07:52,120
Well, naturally, I am flattered.
1271
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,288
You got my vote. Just
make sure you beat her.
1272
01:07:56,289 --> 01:07:57,289
Welcome to Team Bloom!
1273
01:08:02,086 --> 01:08:04,713
So, Bib, here's the deal.
1274
01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:06,255
When I give the signal
at the pep rally
1275
01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:10,302
you're gonna put
this button on your shirt.
1276
01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:11,930
What's the "F" for,
"Fag?"
1277
01:08:12,930 --> 01:08:15,891
No, it's for freak, you freak.
1278
01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:18,309
Or should I call you Kid Krush?
1279
01:08:18,310 --> 01:08:19,894
Okay, look, butt lick
1280
01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:21,562
I don't know how you
found out about In Twink
1281
01:08:21,563 --> 01:08:23,607
but if you don't shut up about
it, I'll beat you so hard
1282
01:08:23,608 --> 01:08:25,566
you're gonna miss
that coma, you got it?
1283
01:08:25,567 --> 01:08:27,110
It's not so much did I get it
1284
01:08:27,111 --> 01:08:30,742
but this young,
budding Tarantino did.
1285
01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:34,325
Wait.
Where did she come from?
1286
01:08:34,326 --> 01:08:36,911
Only the shadows know.
1287
01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:38,032
Now, do we have your support
1288
01:08:38,997 --> 01:08:40,915
or do you want that last
little hate crime rant
1289
01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:42,086
to go viral?
1290
01:08:53,178 --> 01:08:55,096
- Oh, no. Not again.
- What is it?
1291
01:08:55,097 --> 01:08:57,808
- Oh, it's nothing.
- No, no, no. Let me see.
1292
01:08:58,808 --> 01:09:03,104
"Dear Billy,
you are fierce."
1293
01:09:03,105 --> 01:09:04,305
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
1294
01:09:04,982 --> 01:09:07,607
Yeah, keep going.
1295
01:09:07,608 --> 01:09:09,317
Yadda, yadda, yadda..
1296
01:09:09,318 --> 01:09:11,195
"You make me sick.
1297
01:09:11,196 --> 01:09:13,530
"You're ruining everything.
1298
01:09:13,531 --> 01:09:15,783
"I'm going to tie you up
and fuck you
1299
01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:18,123
till you love me,
faggot."
1300
01:09:21,123 --> 01:09:23,332
Chill out, all I'm trying to do
1301
01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:26,293
is make this world
a little more pretty.
1302
01:09:26,294 --> 01:09:28,462
I know, right?
1303
01:09:28,463 --> 01:09:30,213
A stalker means
you're officially famous
1304
01:09:30,214 --> 01:09:31,214
which is good news.
1305
01:09:32,968 --> 01:09:35,388
I'm going to have to
get you a security detail.
1306
01:09:36,388 --> 01:09:38,306
Yeah, I'm feeling good about..
1307
01:09:38,307 --> 01:09:40,141
Yeah, I'll be
right back, alright?
1308
01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:41,982
- Hey.
- Hey.
1309
01:09:49,065 --> 01:09:52,152
I just wanted to say good luck with
the whole homecoming queen thing.
1310
01:09:52,153 --> 01:09:54,362
Thank you.
And you, too.
1311
01:09:54,363 --> 01:09:56,364
With the big match,
I... I mean.
1312
01:09:56,365 --> 01:09:58,490
Not that...
The homecoming queen.
1313
01:09:58,491 --> 01:10:01,247
Too many queens
would spoil the broth.
1314
01:10:03,247 --> 01:10:05,336
- You're funny.
- You're Flip.
1315
01:10:08,336 --> 01:10:10,174
I miss hanging out
with you, Billy.
1316
01:10:14,174 --> 01:10:15,341
- Aren't you done yet?
- Yeah, just..
1317
01:10:15,342 --> 01:10:17,013
Just, uh, just give us a second.
1318
01:10:20,013 --> 01:10:21,096
It's been a second.
1319
01:10:21,097 --> 01:10:22,852
Yeah, just give us a minute!
1320
01:10:25,852 --> 01:10:27,770
I'm taking Sesame to the dance.
1321
01:10:27,771 --> 01:10:30,439
You know they're fake, right?
1322
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:32,191
Billy, I think I'd know.
1323
01:10:32,192 --> 01:10:35,444
Oh, you sweet, innocent boy.
1324
01:10:35,445 --> 01:10:37,279
Go. Go on.
1325
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:38,455
It's been a minute.
1326
01:10:54,797 --> 01:10:57,385
Hey, Billy, how's it going?
1327
01:10:58,385 --> 01:11:00,385
I've had better days.
1328
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:03,429
I've got to sort out
all this stuff.
1329
01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:06,809
- Do you want a ride?
- With you?
1330
01:11:06,810 --> 01:11:10,729
I know I've been a dick, but
I wanna make things right.
1331
01:11:10,730 --> 01:11:15,317
Yeah. Sure.
Thank you.
1332
01:11:15,318 --> 01:11:17,778
Get off. Get off.
1333
01:11:17,779 --> 01:11:19,238
Bernie, what the fuck..
1334
01:11:19,239 --> 01:11:20,906
You don't mean that.
1335
01:11:20,907 --> 01:11:28,907
Please don't tell anyone.
1336
01:11:29,123 --> 01:11:30,258
Don't tell anyone!
1337
01:11:39,258 --> 01:11:42,135
Ladies and gentlemen,
hello, and welcome
1338
01:11:42,136 --> 01:11:44,763
to the Ulysses
S. Grant Academy
1339
01:11:44,764 --> 01:11:46,764
homecoming game pre-show.
1340
01:11:49,101 --> 01:11:50,644
And I... and I know
how excited everyone is
1341
01:11:50,645 --> 01:11:52,313
to see this year's nominees
1342
01:11:52,314 --> 01:11:54,355
so without further ado
1343
01:11:54,356 --> 01:11:55,607
I present the parade of floats
1344
01:11:55,608 --> 01:11:58,861
made by your homecoming
queen candidates.
1345
01:11:58,862 --> 01:12:01,946
First up, Miss Lynnette Franz!
1346
01:12:17,712 --> 01:12:19,213
Oh, come on.
1347
01:12:19,214 --> 01:12:21,674
These folks expect a show!
1348
01:12:21,675 --> 01:12:24,384
They want to be wowed!
1349
01:12:24,385 --> 01:12:27,888
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
1350
01:12:27,889 --> 01:12:29,389
♪ You better run
better.. ♪♪
1351
01:12:29,390 --> 01:12:31,308
I mean, this is the float
1352
01:12:31,309 --> 01:12:34,394
that you've been planning
since the seventh grade?
1353
01:12:34,395 --> 01:12:37,564
This float was meant
to be her legacy.
1354
01:12:37,565 --> 01:12:39,317
It should have been
the ultimate expression
1355
01:12:39,318 --> 01:12:41,568
of who she was, and the
culmination of all her hopes
1356
01:12:41,569 --> 01:12:45,238
and dreams and heartfelt
artistic yearnings!
1357
01:12:45,239 --> 01:12:47,157
Luckily, the crowd
didn't have too long
1358
01:12:47,158 --> 01:12:48,660
to dwell on this because..
1359
01:12:48,661 --> 01:12:49,821
And now, ladies and gentlemen
1360
01:12:49,995 --> 01:12:52,371
I present our second candidate.
1361
01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:53,372
Here comes Billy Bloom!
1362
01:12:56,251 --> 01:13:00,840
♪ Ah ah ♪
1363
01:13:03,841 --> 01:13:06,509
♪ Candy ♪
1364
01:13:06,510 --> 01:13:08,177
♪ She's sweet like ♪
1365
01:13:08,178 --> 01:13:12,098
♪ Candy in my veins ♪
1366
01:13:12,099 --> 01:13:14,685
♪ Baby ♪
1367
01:13:14,686 --> 01:13:16,895
♪ I'm dying for ♪
1368
01:13:16,896 --> 01:13:20,524
♪ Another taste ♪
1369
01:13:20,525 --> 01:13:22,692
♪ And every night
my mind is ♪
1370
01:13:22,693 --> 01:13:26,445
♪ Running around her ♪
1371
01:13:26,446 --> 01:13:27,864
♪ Then it's
getting louder ♪
1372
01:13:27,865 --> 01:13:30,200
♪ And louder ♪
1373
01:13:30,201 --> 01:13:34,245
♪ Baby you're like
lightning in a bottle ♪
1374
01:13:34,246 --> 01:13:38,040
♪ I can't let you go
now that I got it ♪
1375
01:13:38,041 --> 01:13:41,210
♪ All I need is ♪
1376
01:13:41,211 --> 01:13:43,297
♪ To be struck ♪
1377
01:13:43,298 --> 01:13:46,048
♪ By your electric ♪
1378
01:13:46,049 --> 01:13:48,930
♪ Love ♪
1379
01:13:51,930 --> 01:13:56,101
♪ Baby you're
electric love ♪
1380
01:13:56,102 --> 01:13:58,897
Surely, I have reached nirvana.
1381
01:13:59,897 --> 01:14:02,149
This is heaven on earth
1382
01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:05,485
and I haven't
even been crowned yet.
1383
01:14:05,486 --> 01:14:08,946
So, let's not let
four quarters of football
1384
01:14:08,947 --> 01:14:10,615
stand between me and my tiara
1385
01:14:10,616 --> 01:14:14,743
and just cut
to the end of the game.
1386
01:14:14,744 --> 01:14:17,788
Let's go, Griffin.
Let's go!
1387
01:14:17,789 --> 01:14:20,666
Let's go, Griffin.
Let's go!
1388
01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:22,584
There are 15 seconds
left to play
1389
01:14:22,585 --> 01:14:25,253
and we're down by three.
1390
01:14:25,254 --> 01:14:27,340
The fate of the entire universe
1391
01:14:27,341 --> 01:14:29,758
rests on Flip's broad shoulders.
1392
01:14:35,641 --> 01:14:37,475
Touchdown!
1393
01:14:37,476 --> 01:14:39,476
Oh, the Griffins scores
and with that
1394
01:14:39,477 --> 01:14:41,936
the Griffins win, 27
1395
01:14:41,937 --> 01:14:43,814
Huskies, 24.
1396
01:14:43,815 --> 01:14:46,609
I didn't see the touchdown.
1397
01:14:46,610 --> 01:14:48,694
I was looking at Flip.
1398
01:14:48,695 --> 01:14:50,445
Is he okay?
1399
01:14:50,446 --> 01:14:53,114
Those scouts.
1400
01:14:53,115 --> 01:14:55,368
His father.
1401
01:14:55,369 --> 01:14:56,452
This game..
1402
01:14:56,453 --> 01:14:58,287
He'll be okay.
1403
01:14:58,288 --> 01:15:00,625
It meant everything to him.
1404
01:15:17,641 --> 01:15:20,183
And just like that,
with one thumbs up
1405
01:15:20,184 --> 01:15:22,851
Flip Kelly was gone
1406
01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:24,520
and Mark Kelly
could paint the world
1407
01:15:24,521 --> 01:15:26,189
however he saw it.
1408
01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:40,244
I wanna congratulate
our Griffins!
1409
01:15:43,582 --> 01:15:45,041
And especially
Bo-Bo Peterson.
1410
01:15:45,042 --> 01:15:47,711
Stand up, Bo-Bo.
1411
01:15:47,712 --> 01:15:49,503
On a spectacular
1412
01:15:49,504 --> 01:15:50,504
game-winning touchdown.
1413
01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:58,762
And our thoughts and prayers
go out to Flip Kelly
1414
01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:03,350
and hope that tonight's
unfortunate injury won't..
1415
01:16:03,351 --> 01:16:04,728
Let's just keep him
in our thoughts.
1416
01:16:04,729 --> 01:16:05,936
But now, it's time to give
1417
01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:07,855
our homecoming queen
nominees their chance
1418
01:16:07,856 --> 01:16:09,690
to say something before
1419
01:16:09,691 --> 01:16:11,900
the ballots are cast
and a winner is crowned.
1420
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,570
First up, Lynnette Franz.
1421
01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:25,747
- Here, my dear.
- Thank you.
1422
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:28,046
Hi, everyone.
How you doin'?
1423
01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:34,048
Okay..
1424
01:16:34,049 --> 01:16:36,424
Principal Onnigan, faculty
1425
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:37,970
friends, cheer squad, God Squad
1426
01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:41,388
alumni and lunch ladies!
1427
01:16:41,389 --> 01:16:43,057
Let's hear it for the real girl!
1428
01:16:43,058 --> 01:16:45,435
Me! Yay!
1429
01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:49,228
So... first reason
1430
01:16:49,229 --> 01:16:51,439
you should vote for me..
1431
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:53,233
And, uh..
1432
01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:55,736
I kinda can't believe that I
have to remind you all this
1433
01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:58,783
but apparently I do.
1434
01:16:59,783 --> 01:17:02,408
Homecoming queens..
Hmm..
1435
01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:04,786
Yeah, they're... they're,
they're girls, y'all!
1436
01:17:07,082 --> 01:17:09,500
You can't just decide
what's right and wrong
1437
01:17:09,501 --> 01:17:12,001
based on the cast
of "Glee."
1438
01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:15,089
- Hashtag quotable.
- We love Lynette!
1439
01:17:15,090 --> 01:17:18,759
Second reason
you should vote for me.
1440
01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:21,010
My rival..
1441
01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:23,764
And I'm not even going to dirty
my lips to say his name.
1442
01:17:23,765 --> 01:17:24,932
Don't do it.
1443
01:17:24,933 --> 01:17:27,850
He seems to only be
interested in one thing
1444
01:17:27,851 --> 01:17:29,687
and that's turning this school
1445
01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:31,689
into some kind of tranny bar.
1446
01:17:32,689 --> 01:17:35,607
All gays are going to hell.
1447
01:17:35,608 --> 01:17:38,777
- Yup.
- And that's not me.
1448
01:17:38,778 --> 01:17:40,112
It's not me saying that.
1449
01:17:40,113 --> 01:17:42,281
That's..
1450
01:17:42,282 --> 01:17:44,282
That's Leviticus.
1451
01:17:44,283 --> 01:17:45,537
That's right, yeah, girl.
1452
01:17:47,537 --> 01:17:49,998
♪ Father son
and Holy Ghost ♪
1453
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:52,165
♪ Who's the queen
Christ loves the most? ♪
1454
01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:53,875
♪ Lynette Lynette ♪
1455
01:17:53,876 --> 01:17:55,294
♪ Lynette ♪♪
1456
01:17:57,298 --> 01:18:00,717
Thank you.
1457
01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:02,843
Thank you so much.
1458
01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:04,307
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
1459
01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,889
You know, I've been
waiting for this day
1460
01:18:07,890 --> 01:18:09,683
since I was twelve years old.
1461
01:18:09,684 --> 01:18:12,728
I'm sure you all have too.
1462
01:18:12,729 --> 01:18:14,733
That was enlightening.
1463
01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:17,361
And our next contestant..
1464
01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:20,527
Billy Bloom.
1465
01:18:37,712 --> 01:18:39,838
Thank you, Lynnette, for that
1466
01:18:39,839 --> 01:18:44,051
most gracious set-up.
1467
01:18:44,052 --> 01:18:46,427
Now..
1468
01:18:46,428 --> 01:18:49,431
My appearance tonight
might come as a shock
1469
01:18:49,432 --> 01:18:51,600
to many of you.
1470
01:18:51,601 --> 01:18:54,727
Sure, I could have worn a real
show-stopper of an outfit
1471
01:18:54,728 --> 01:18:56,562
and talked smack about Lynnette
1472
01:18:56,563 --> 01:18:59,857
and reminded you all
how you tried to kill me
1473
01:18:59,858 --> 01:19:01,109
and maybe you could vote for me
1474
01:19:01,110 --> 01:19:02,860
to try and clear your conscience
1475
01:19:02,861 --> 01:19:05,616
but instead, I stand before you.
1476
01:19:07,616 --> 01:19:10,411
And I'm stripped of all my
usual bells and whistles.
1477
01:19:11,411 --> 01:19:13,958
Just a clean-scrubbed face.
1478
01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:16,378
To show you that..
1479
01:19:18,378 --> 01:19:19,753
To show you that I'm
1480
01:19:19,754 --> 01:19:22,547
I'm not so different from you
1481
01:19:22,548 --> 01:19:23,882
despite your protestations
1482
01:19:23,883 --> 01:19:25,054
despite mine.
1483
01:19:29,054 --> 01:19:30,432
You can call me a freak.
Okay.
1484
01:19:32,432 --> 01:19:33,477
I am what I am.
1485
01:19:35,477 --> 01:19:38,814
You're all freaks too, I mean..
1486
01:19:38,815 --> 01:19:39,983
Look at you.
1487
01:19:40,983 --> 01:19:43,611
Isn't that what being
a teenager is all about?
1488
01:19:45,611 --> 01:19:47,904
I think that
we're all pretty worried
1489
01:19:47,905 --> 01:19:52,493
that we're not gonna fit in.
1490
01:19:52,494 --> 01:19:55,453
That if people
found out the real us
1491
01:19:55,454 --> 01:19:58,916
they would reject us, they
would recoil in horror.
1492
01:19:58,917 --> 01:20:00,669
That they'd all hate us.
1493
01:20:01,669 --> 01:20:02,920
And we all carry around
1494
01:20:02,921 --> 01:20:05,092
some kind of secret shame.
1495
01:20:08,092 --> 01:20:11,472
We've each got a flag to fly.
1496
01:20:13,472 --> 01:20:16,936
Just some of us are flying
them on the inside.
1497
01:20:17,936 --> 01:20:21,939
So, I am asking you to look
inside that secret place
1498
01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:25,859
where your freak flag flies
1499
01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:27,614
and raise it up..
1500
01:20:29,614 --> 01:20:31,489
Loud..
1501
01:20:31,490 --> 01:20:34,159
And proud.
1502
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:36,119
Look, I know I have not
been here for very long
1503
01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,958
but I am asking for a
tradition to take place now.
1504
01:20:39,958 --> 01:20:41,961
A tradition of inclusion.
1505
01:20:42,961 --> 01:20:45,132
Of acceptance.
Of tolerance.
1506
01:20:48,131 --> 01:20:51,009
Love who you're gonna love.
1507
01:20:51,010 --> 01:20:54,054
Follow whatever path
it is that makes you
1508
01:20:54,055 --> 01:20:56,309
be the person that you are.
1509
01:20:58,309 --> 01:21:00,225
I... I've got one thing
to ask tonight
1510
01:21:00,226 --> 01:21:02,312
when you cast your ballot.
1511
01:21:02,313 --> 01:21:04,063
Vote for me.
1512
01:21:04,064 --> 01:21:07,858
You're voting for the freak
1513
01:21:07,859 --> 01:21:10,694
in all of us.
1514
01:21:10,695 --> 01:21:12,822
You're voting for the freak
that stands before you
1515
01:21:12,823 --> 01:21:14,243
but you're voting for..
1516
01:21:16,243 --> 01:21:21,163
The freak in each
and every one of you.
1517
01:21:21,164 --> 01:21:22,667
That's all.
1518
01:21:37,055 --> 01:21:39,061
Yay! Billy!
1519
01:22:01,871 --> 01:22:04,039
And now, students
of Grant Academy
1520
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:12,040
it's time to get out your
smart phones and vote.
1521
01:22:24,435 --> 01:22:26,061
Well, the votes
have been tabulated
1522
01:22:26,062 --> 01:22:28,068
and you've all made your
feelings abundantly clear.
1523
01:22:35,071 --> 01:22:37,992
The winner is Lynnette Franz!
1524
01:22:42,328 --> 01:22:43,648
Here she is,
ladies and gentlemen.
1525
01:22:43,955 --> 01:22:45,747
Your new homecoming queen
1526
01:22:45,748 --> 01:22:48,083
Lynnette Franz!
1527
01:22:48,084 --> 01:22:49,086
Thank you.
1528
01:22:51,086 --> 01:22:52,463
Thank you.
1529
01:22:52,464 --> 01:22:55,006
The crowd who just moments
ago were on my side
1530
01:22:55,007 --> 01:22:57,095
now applauded wildly for her.
1531
01:23:00,094 --> 01:23:02,472
What are you still doing
on stage, freak?
1532
01:23:02,473 --> 01:23:03,681
Get lost.
1533
01:23:03,682 --> 01:23:06,100
Sesame, do you always
have to be such a bitch?
1534
01:23:06,101 --> 01:23:07,437
Yeah.
I think I do!
1535
01:23:09,437 --> 01:23:10,437
Billy.
1536
01:23:13,025 --> 01:23:14,191
She might have gotten my vote
1537
01:23:14,192 --> 01:23:17,110
but you got my heart.
1538
01:23:17,111 --> 01:23:18,116
Good job.
1539
01:23:22,116 --> 01:23:24,160
Thank you.
Thank you so..
1540
01:23:24,161 --> 01:23:26,370
I know, stop.
1541
01:23:26,371 --> 01:23:27,371
Thank you.
1542
01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:32,709
God wins!
God wins!
1543
01:23:32,710 --> 01:23:35,629
For me, it was never actually
about being the queen.
1544
01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:38,052
It was about showing them
I was worthy.
1545
01:23:40,052 --> 01:23:42,512
And I did.
1546
01:23:42,513 --> 01:23:45,056
And what to my wondering
eyes should appear..
1547
01:23:45,057 --> 01:23:46,140
Billy.
1548
01:23:46,141 --> 01:23:47,141
But the man who I thought
1549
01:23:47,142 --> 01:23:49,643
had abandoned me.
1550
01:23:49,644 --> 01:23:51,812
The man who came
to tonight's barbecue
1551
01:23:51,813 --> 01:23:53,690
even though he thought his
little boy was gonna give
1552
01:23:53,691 --> 01:23:55,236
a speech in a dress.
1553
01:23:57,236 --> 01:23:58,652
The man that is..
1554
01:23:58,653 --> 01:23:59,653
Daddy?
1555
01:24:02,156 --> 01:24:04,158
I'm here.
1556
01:24:04,159 --> 01:24:05,159
I'm queer.
1557
01:24:08,036 --> 01:24:09,709
I'll get used to it.
1558
01:24:12,709 --> 01:24:16,168
- I lost.
- Are you kidding me?
1559
01:24:16,169 --> 01:24:18,174
That was the biggest win
I've ever seen.
1560
01:24:21,174 --> 01:24:23,051
Look at me.
1561
01:24:23,052 --> 01:24:26,012
I am so proud of you.
1562
01:24:26,013 --> 01:24:27,102
Thank you.
1563
01:24:31,102 --> 01:24:32,355
Mm.
1564
01:24:34,355 --> 01:24:37,690
Come on, son.
Let's go home.
1565
01:24:37,691 --> 01:24:39,362
Yes, sir.
1566
01:24:47,243 --> 01:24:48,618
You know I could have
dodged that tackle
1567
01:24:48,619 --> 01:24:51,370
the other night, right?
1568
01:24:51,371 --> 01:24:54,207
But I realized that I found
something more important than
1569
01:24:54,208 --> 01:24:56,709
than pleasing my dad.
1570
01:24:56,710 --> 01:24:58,880
More important than football.
1571
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:00,966
Me.
1572
01:25:01,966 --> 01:25:09,966
I never would have
discovered that without you.
1573
01:25:11,557 --> 01:25:13,157
I'm so sorry I stopped
being your friend.
1574
01:25:15,061 --> 01:25:16,895
It's okay.
1575
01:25:16,896 --> 01:25:17,983
You were just being you.
1576
01:25:19,983 --> 01:25:22,320
Muv was just being Muv.
1577
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:26,488
How about I do me
1578
01:25:26,489 --> 01:25:29,574
and you do you?
1579
01:25:29,575 --> 01:25:31,493
And maybe one day we can try
1580
01:25:31,494 --> 01:25:34,080
the other way around.
1581
01:25:34,081 --> 01:25:35,834
Deal?
1582
01:25:38,834 --> 01:25:40,086
Nice try.
1583
01:26:05,278 --> 01:26:08,531
♪ I need your secrets ♪
1584
01:26:08,532 --> 01:26:11,783
♪ From your past ♪
1585
01:26:11,784 --> 01:26:15,203
♪ It's like
your stitches ♪
1586
01:26:15,204 --> 01:26:18,456
♪ Are pulled apart ♪
1587
01:26:18,457 --> 01:26:21,875
♪ Your information ♪
1588
01:26:21,876 --> 01:26:25,338
♪ Is high demand ♪
1589
01:26:25,339 --> 01:26:28,174
♪ And all that content ♪
1590
01:26:28,175 --> 01:26:30,970
♪ Is like
grains of sand ♪
1591
01:26:31,970 --> 01:26:35,307
♪ As it diffuses ♪
1592
01:26:35,308 --> 01:26:38,643
♪ Through those cracks ♪
1593
01:26:38,644 --> 01:26:41,813
♪ It's in the air now ♪
1594
01:26:41,814 --> 01:26:45,399
♪ There's no
turning back ♪
1595
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:48,820
♪ And those
little victims ♪
1596
01:26:48,821 --> 01:26:52,032
♪ That no one sees ♪
1597
01:26:52,033 --> 01:26:55,326
♪ Need information ♪
1598
01:26:55,327 --> 01:26:59,747
♪ That your body bleeds ♪
1599
01:26:59,748 --> 01:27:03,209
♪ I need to know
you're thinking of me ♪
1600
01:27:03,210 --> 01:27:06,254
♪ I need to know
you're there ♪
1601
01:27:06,255 --> 01:27:09,674
♪ I need
the information now ♪
1602
01:27:09,675 --> 01:27:13,010
♪ I got to know
that you care ♪
1603
01:27:13,011 --> 01:27:16,222
♪ Give me something
that I can work with ♪
1604
01:27:16,223 --> 01:27:19,350
♪ Deliver me
from the dark ♪
1605
01:27:19,351 --> 01:27:23,103
♪ Give me something
that I can count on ♪
1606
01:27:23,104 --> 01:27:25,954
♪ Right now
it seems so far ♪
1607
01:27:38,954 --> 01:27:42,289
♪ You're complicated ♪
1608
01:27:42,290 --> 01:27:45,625
♪ And hard to read ♪
1609
01:27:45,626 --> 01:27:49,213
♪ Your information ♪
1610
01:27:49,214 --> 01:27:52,423
♪ Is all I need ♪
1611
01:27:52,424 --> 01:27:55,803
♪ But when
those stitches ♪
1612
01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:59,473
♪ Are pulled apart ♪
1613
01:27:59,474 --> 01:28:02,392
♪ All that content ♪
1614
01:28:02,393 --> 01:28:05,937
♪ Well it gets so dark ♪
1615
01:28:05,938 --> 01:28:09,400
♪ It becomes toxic ♪
1616
01:28:09,401 --> 01:28:12,652
♪ And hard to breathe ♪
1617
01:28:12,653 --> 01:28:15,906
♪ You can't escape it ♪
1618
01:28:15,907 --> 01:28:20,494
♪ And it gets extreme ♪
1619
01:28:20,495 --> 01:28:24,080
♪ I need to know
you're thinking of me ♪
1620
01:28:24,081 --> 01:28:27,500
♪ I need to know
you're there ♪
1621
01:28:27,501 --> 01:28:30,628
♪ I need
the information now ♪
1622
01:28:30,629 --> 01:28:33,797
♪ I got to know
you care ♪
1623
01:28:33,798 --> 01:28:37,342
♪ Give me something
that I can work with ♪
1624
01:28:37,343 --> 01:28:40,471
♪ Deliver me
from the dark ♪
1625
01:28:40,472 --> 01:28:44,266
♪ Give me someone
that I can count on ♪
1626
01:28:44,267 --> 01:28:47,520
♪ Right now
you seem so far ♪
1627
01:28:47,521 --> 01:28:50,940
♪ Give me something
that I can work with ♪
1628
01:28:50,941 --> 01:28:54,193
♪ Deliver me
from the dark ♪
1629
01:28:54,194 --> 01:28:57,614
♪ Give me something
that I can count on ♪
1630
01:28:57,615 --> 01:29:03,958
♪ Right now
you seem so far ♪♪
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