1 00:00:43,776 --> 00:00:46,406 Sometimes, I dream I can fly. 2 00:00:49,406 --> 00:00:53,159 But I'm so exhausted from flapping my wings 3 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,578 and the higher I soar, it reminds me 4 00:00:55,579 --> 00:00:58,833 of how little I fit in with them on the ground. 5 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:03,294 So I rise and I rise 6 00:01:03,295 --> 00:01:05,421 and I realize that 7 00:01:05,422 --> 00:01:07,259 I don't wanna fly anymore. 8 00:01:09,259 --> 00:01:10,301 They never knew what they were 9 00:01:10,302 --> 00:01:11,480 looking up at anyway. 10 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,649 But my mother did. 11 00:01:27,277 --> 00:01:28,447 She always saw me. 12 00:01:30,447 --> 00:01:32,283 I called her Muv. 13 00:01:33,283 --> 00:01:35,329 And I loved her like nothing else. 14 00:01:37,329 --> 00:01:39,163 A living testament to grace 15 00:01:39,164 --> 00:01:41,623 glamour and Gucci. 16 00:01:41,624 --> 00:01:43,291 She had it all. 17 00:01:43,292 --> 00:01:45,460 A siren in stilettos. 18 00:01:45,461 --> 00:01:47,713 Abandon all hope any men that fall 19 00:01:47,714 --> 00:01:49,297 under her enchantment. 20 00:01:49,298 --> 00:01:51,633 She is just.. 21 00:01:51,634 --> 00:01:53,135 Beyond. 22 00:01:53,136 --> 00:01:54,636 Isn't she a vision? 23 00:01:54,637 --> 00:01:57,013 That dress was to die for. 24 00:01:57,014 --> 00:01:58,889 Well, it should be. 25 00:01:58,890 --> 00:02:01,184 The price tag nearly killed your father. 26 00:02:01,185 --> 00:02:02,644 He knows the price of everything 27 00:02:02,645 --> 00:02:05,188 and the value of nothing. 28 00:02:05,189 --> 00:02:07,190 Did you just come up with that? 29 00:02:07,191 --> 00:02:09,650 No, I stole it from Oscar Wilde. 30 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:12,988 We'd stay up late dissecting and gossiping the night away. 31 00:02:12,989 --> 00:02:15,698 I could've stayed in that parlor forever. 32 00:02:15,699 --> 00:02:18,368 Just me and she. 33 00:02:18,369 --> 00:02:19,412 A circle of two. 34 00:02:20,871 --> 00:02:23,876 Unfortunately, sometimes we were three. 35 00:02:24,876 --> 00:02:27,251 Daddy Downer. 36 00:02:27,252 --> 00:02:30,380 My parents fought and fought like hell. 37 00:02:30,381 --> 00:02:33,841 I never really knew what drew them together. 38 00:02:33,842 --> 00:02:35,594 But I was there that night 39 00:02:35,595 --> 00:02:37,512 when they fell apart. 40 00:02:37,513 --> 00:02:39,388 He headed south 41 00:02:39,389 --> 00:02:41,016 and I stayed with Muv 42 00:02:41,017 --> 00:02:43,520 for seven blissful years. 43 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,227 When she left this summer 44 00:02:46,228 --> 00:02:47,855 destination unknown 45 00:02:47,856 --> 00:02:50,525 I was shipped to daddy's family estate. 46 00:02:51,525 --> 00:02:56,029 And thankfully, I didn't come alone. 47 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:57,310 Muv armed me with an unflinching 48 00:02:58,032 --> 00:03:00,242 sense of style, glamor 49 00:03:00,243 --> 00:03:02,077 and a closet full of frocks 50 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:03,286 bangles and beads. 51 00:03:03,287 --> 00:03:05,247 So when she made her exit 52 00:03:05,248 --> 00:03:08,083 I made them my entrance. 53 00:03:08,084 --> 00:03:10,211 And, let's face it. 54 00:03:10,212 --> 00:03:14,266 Father's old home could use a little... wow. 55 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:25,226 You again? 56 00:03:25,227 --> 00:03:29,400 What am I going to do with you? 57 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,943 These are just words 58 00:03:33,944 --> 00:03:36,570 and it's always better to show than to tell. 59 00:03:36,571 --> 00:03:38,279 So buckle up, darlings 60 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,574 because I'm gonna take you on a little ride 61 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:43,126 I call my life. 62 00:03:50,126 --> 00:03:51,963 It's time for school, Billy. 63 00:03:53,963 --> 00:03:55,631 Oh, be with us, Jesus. 64 00:03:56,631 --> 00:03:59,092 And take off that glitter eyeshadow. 65 00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:01,427 This isn't "Dancing With The Stars." 66 00:04:01,428 --> 00:04:02,511 This isn't Connecticut. 67 00:04:02,512 --> 00:04:05,432 You're in the red states now. 68 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:08,102 You cannot go to your first day of school like that. 69 00:04:09,102 --> 00:04:13,439 You sweet, precious woman. 70 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:16,818 Of course I'm not going to school like this. 71 00:05:03,865 --> 00:05:04,865 Hi. 72 00:05:11,164 --> 00:05:15,501 So I am Billy Bloom. 73 00:05:15,502 --> 00:05:18,170 I just transferred here from Darien, Connecticut 74 00:05:18,171 --> 00:05:20,838 the hometown of Chloe Sevigny. 75 00:05:25,053 --> 00:05:26,053 Hello! 76 00:05:28,181 --> 00:05:30,557 And I realized for me 77 00:05:30,558 --> 00:05:32,850 it was already over. 78 00:05:32,851 --> 00:05:36,105 That is a fantastic tee you're wearing. 79 00:05:36,106 --> 00:05:37,189 You gotta... 80 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:39,524 Touch me again and I'll kick your ass. 81 00:05:39,525 --> 00:05:40,443 Oh! 82 00:05:40,444 --> 00:05:42,529 You have got quite a potty mouth on you. 83 00:05:43,529 --> 00:05:50,369 Mm. 84 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:51,370 Go Griffins! 85 00:05:51,371 --> 00:05:53,788 Go Griffins! 86 00:05:53,789 --> 00:06:01,422 Welcome, class, to the beginning of the school year. 87 00:06:01,423 --> 00:06:03,925 I was a hit. 88 00:06:04,925 --> 00:06:06,220 Good gosh almighty. 89 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,557 Told you to change. 90 00:06:11,557 --> 00:06:14,559 I can take you shopping for blue jeans on my day off 91 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,939 if it's okay with Mr. Bloom. 92 00:06:18,939 --> 00:06:20,776 Blue jeans weren't gonna save me. 93 00:06:22,776 --> 00:06:25,155 Maybe a ticket to Mars would. 94 00:06:26,155 --> 00:06:27,408 Or Milan. 95 00:06:29,408 --> 00:06:30,744 Anywhere.. 96 00:06:31,744 --> 00:06:33,677 But here. 97 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,137 You know, son 98 00:06:51,138 --> 00:06:52,929 there's a great saying. 99 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:55,640 "The nail that sticks out gets hammered down." 100 00:06:55,641 --> 00:06:56,768 Hmm, yeah. 101 00:06:56,769 --> 00:06:58,352 Well, Father 102 00:06:58,353 --> 00:06:59,645 you'd certainly know an awful lot 103 00:06:59,646 --> 00:07:01,606 about getting hammered. 104 00:07:01,607 --> 00:07:03,317 I'm not the one with that problem. 105 00:07:04,317 --> 00:07:07,445 I have to leave this town. 106 00:07:07,446 --> 00:07:10,613 I've been hated by some people before. 107 00:07:10,614 --> 00:07:12,615 But not by everyone. 108 00:07:33,179 --> 00:07:34,637 Psst. 109 00:07:34,638 --> 00:07:35,638 Hey, Billy. 110 00:07:37,308 --> 00:07:38,308 Hi. 111 00:07:47,025 --> 00:07:48,819 Okay, I just wanted to let you know 112 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:50,487 that not everyone in this school is a dick. 113 00:07:50,488 --> 00:07:52,072 And I think you're amazing. 114 00:07:52,073 --> 00:07:53,531 I think I just made a friend 115 00:07:53,532 --> 00:07:56,368 in this vipers' den. Shit. I missed her name. 116 00:07:56,369 --> 00:07:57,702 You know? Anyway.. 117 00:07:57,703 --> 00:07:59,161 If I can just catch a break 118 00:07:59,162 --> 00:08:02,165 in her verbal avalanche, I can ask h.. Hold on. 119 00:08:02,166 --> 00:08:04,418 Did she just say, "Blah, blah, blah?" 120 00:08:04,419 --> 00:08:06,377 Anyway, pretty much the school is douche soup 121 00:08:06,378 --> 00:08:08,171 and they're all stewing in it. 122 00:08:08,172 --> 00:08:10,841 - All of them? - Yeah. 123 00:08:10,842 --> 00:08:12,884 - I'll show you. - But I don't care. 124 00:08:12,885 --> 00:08:15,094 She's an angel. 125 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,295 Bib Oberman was in a boy band. 126 00:08:17,055 --> 00:08:18,931 - No way! - Way. 127 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,182 They were called "In Twink." 128 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:22,559 Would you die or what? 129 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:23,560 Oh. 130 00:08:24,021 --> 00:08:25,855 And that's Lynnette Franz. 131 00:08:25,856 --> 00:08:27,105 There's nothing she wouldn't do 132 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:28,691 to become homecoming queen. 133 00:08:28,692 --> 00:08:31,193 Including burning her competition at the stake. 134 00:08:31,194 --> 00:08:32,862 We thought that was just a metaphor 135 00:08:32,863 --> 00:08:34,780 until we saw her in the crucible. 136 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:35,948 She wasn't acting. 137 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:39,702 - And who's that? - Oh, Sesame Blixton. 138 00:08:39,703 --> 00:08:42,621 She's secretly dating the entire basketball team. 139 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,122 I guess it's better than the swim team. 140 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,252 Chlorine is such a turn off. 141 00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:48,711 And that's Tiffany Tarbell. 142 00:08:48,712 --> 00:08:50,295 She's a cutter for Christ. 143 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:53,089 Nobody's seen her forearms since 8th grade. 144 00:08:53,090 --> 00:08:57,218 Second-in-command on Lynnette's God squad. 145 00:08:57,219 --> 00:09:00,472 Big guy right there, that's Bo-Bo Peterson. 146 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,391 He's a God on the football field 147 00:09:02,392 --> 00:09:03,601 which is kind of ironic 148 00:09:03,602 --> 00:09:05,727 considering he's dating the devil. 149 00:09:05,728 --> 00:09:07,313 The kid behind me, I don't know. 150 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,231 We don't talk to him. 151 00:09:09,232 --> 00:09:10,607 Who is that? 152 00:09:10,608 --> 00:09:12,400 Oh, that's Flip Kelly. 153 00:09:12,401 --> 00:09:14,111 There's like a whole story. You don't know it? 154 00:09:14,112 --> 00:09:16,655 Okay, it was during the homecoming game 155 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:17,740 of sophomore year. 156 00:09:17,741 --> 00:09:19,408 The Griffins were down by three 157 00:09:19,409 --> 00:09:21,452 when Flip, AKA Mark Kelly 158 00:09:21,453 --> 00:09:23,787 executed a spectacular 159 00:09:23,788 --> 00:09:26,121 last minute quarterback sneak 160 00:09:26,122 --> 00:09:28,750 leaping and jumping ten feet in the air 161 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:29,918 over the defensive line 162 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:32,504 and landing in the end zone. 163 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,922 Oh, my God. 164 00:09:33,923 --> 00:09:36,256 The whole town needed a cigarette after that catch. 165 00:09:36,257 --> 00:09:37,925 And after that, it was "Goodbye, Mark.." 166 00:09:37,926 --> 00:09:39,803 - Hello, Flip. - Exactly. 167 00:09:39,804 --> 00:09:40,804 But it keeps going. 168 00:09:40,805 --> 00:09:42,263 The whole town was whipped up 169 00:09:42,264 --> 00:09:44,140 into such a frenzy that they nominated him 170 00:09:44,141 --> 00:09:45,516 as homecoming king 171 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:47,351 even though he was only a sophomore. 172 00:09:47,352 --> 00:09:49,645 So, Flip declines the title 173 00:09:49,646 --> 00:09:51,606 and says it should go to Bib Oberman. 174 00:09:51,607 --> 00:09:54,274 Because he said Bib was the real guy who led the team to victory. 175 00:09:54,275 --> 00:09:57,278 I mean, people just lost their freaking minds. 176 00:09:57,279 --> 00:09:58,612 Because of what a wonderful 177 00:09:58,613 --> 00:10:00,698 selfless young man Flip Kelly was. 178 00:10:00,699 --> 00:10:01,866 And from that day on 179 00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,451 the kid could do no wrong. 180 00:10:11,168 --> 00:10:14,795 ♪ I am a part volatile ♪ 181 00:10:14,796 --> 00:10:18,883 ♪ Can be as cold as a winter beast but ♪ 182 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:22,971 ♪ Just like a child a juvenile ♪ 183 00:10:22,972 --> 00:10:24,556 ♪ My ego smile ♪ 184 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:29,475 ♪ I look the other way ♪ 185 00:10:29,476 --> 00:10:32,562 ♪ And you can say ♪ 186 00:10:32,563 --> 00:10:36,358 ♪ Anything you want to me ♪ 187 00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:40,821 ♪ Tell me any way you choose.. ♪ 188 00:10:40,822 --> 00:10:42,656 Is it just me 189 00:10:42,657 --> 00:10:45,241 or does he literally move in slow motion? 190 00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:47,661 ♪ It's not the truth ♪ 191 00:10:47,662 --> 00:10:51,999 ♪ No I couldn't take that from you ♪ 192 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,917 ♪ How could I take that? ♪ 193 00:10:53,918 --> 00:10:55,045 ♪ So say ♪ 194 00:10:56,045 --> 00:11:00,173 ♪ Anything you want to me ♪ 195 00:11:00,174 --> 00:11:03,600 ♪ Anything but the truth ♪♪ 196 00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:11,393 I didn't mean to startle you. 197 00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:13,688 I certainly did not mean to make that sound. 198 00:11:14,688 --> 00:11:15,688 You're funny. 199 00:11:17,524 --> 00:11:18,524 You're Flip. 200 00:11:20,236 --> 00:11:22,403 Well, I just wanted, uh, to say hi. 201 00:11:22,404 --> 00:11:23,781 Just introduce myself. 202 00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:25,034 Hey, girl. 203 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,619 Hi. 204 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,872 Is that "Dorian Gray?" 205 00:11:31,872 --> 00:11:34,540 Well, that's crazy, man. We're reading' the same book. 206 00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:35,981 I wasn't gonna be the one to tell him 207 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:38,543 the entire senior class was reading it 208 00:11:38,544 --> 00:11:39,544 this semester. 209 00:11:41,382 --> 00:11:43,465 Uh, well, um.. 210 00:11:43,466 --> 00:11:45,384 You know, I just.. I'll see you around? 211 00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:47,804 And don't pay attention to those assholes in Biology. 212 00:11:47,805 --> 00:11:49,888 I think you're okay. 213 00:12:18,127 --> 00:12:19,921 What are you doing over here? 214 00:12:20,921 --> 00:12:23,422 Just wanted to see how you're acclimating 215 00:12:23,423 --> 00:12:24,757 to the new school. 216 00:12:24,758 --> 00:12:26,802 I'm not a ficus plant, Father. 217 00:12:27,802 --> 00:12:28,847 I don't acclimate. 218 00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:32,367 You know, I remember how you liked that 219 00:12:33,017 --> 00:12:34,934 Thai restaurant back in Darien. 220 00:12:34,935 --> 00:12:36,936 There's a great place in town that we can... 221 00:12:36,937 --> 00:12:38,146 I'm really sorry, I'm in the middle 222 00:12:38,147 --> 00:12:39,347 of something really important. 223 00:12:51,158 --> 00:12:54,953 Oh, Muv, I miss you terribly. 224 00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:57,622 You haven't answered any of my messages. 225 00:12:57,623 --> 00:13:00,000 I know I'm only supposed to be here 226 00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:03,627 for the semester, and I'm trying to fit in. 227 00:13:03,628 --> 00:13:06,882 But I don't know how much of me they can take. 228 00:13:06,883 --> 00:13:08,051 Come and get me. 229 00:13:09,051 --> 00:13:11,346 Love, your withering Bloom. 230 00:13:12,346 --> 00:13:13,972 Billy. 231 00:13:31,865 --> 00:13:33,657 Alright, class, listen up. 232 00:13:33,658 --> 00:13:35,327 Now, your oral book reports 233 00:13:35,328 --> 00:13:37,661 will be due October 18th. 234 00:13:37,662 --> 00:13:39,997 Girls? Girls. 235 00:13:39,998 --> 00:13:41,583 Break it up. 236 00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:44,335 I've given you a choice of topics. 237 00:13:44,336 --> 00:13:47,004 "Zelda Fitzgerald," "The Teapot Dome Scandal" 238 00:13:47,005 --> 00:13:49,881 and "The Picture Of Dorian Gray." 239 00:13:49,882 --> 00:13:50,882 Now, there's plenty of time 240 00:13:50,883 --> 00:13:53,678 between now and October 18th. 241 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:54,719 Don't let me down. 242 00:13:56,723 --> 00:13:58,766 Have a great rest of your day. 243 00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,608 Class dismissed. 244 00:14:06,608 --> 00:14:07,692 The ladies who lynch. 245 00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:09,027 - Hi! - Hey. 246 00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:11,612 It's Billy, right? 247 00:14:11,613 --> 00:14:13,948 Yes, it is indeed. 248 00:14:13,949 --> 00:14:17,201 Well, we just wanted to come on over and say "Hey." 249 00:14:17,202 --> 00:14:18,618 - Hey. - Hey. 250 00:14:18,619 --> 00:14:21,204 We all might've gotten off on kind of the wrong foot 251 00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:23,374 seein' as you are, you know, the new queer. 252 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:26,126 I mean, um, I mean... I mean, kid 253 00:14:26,127 --> 00:14:27,544 on the block and all. 254 00:14:27,545 --> 00:14:29,713 Yeah, I guess you're right. 255 00:14:29,714 --> 00:14:32,299 Just, we're not really used to people like you around here. 256 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,093 - You mean amazing people? - No. 257 00:14:35,094 --> 00:14:37,471 I mean, like, boys who dress like... 258 00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:39,807 - Fashion icons? - No, she means... 259 00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:41,391 Legends of the runway? 260 00:14:41,392 --> 00:14:43,309 Girls. She means boys who dress like girls. 261 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:46,146 Anyway, don't mind her. 262 00:14:46,147 --> 00:14:48,064 We were actually just wondering if, you know 263 00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:50,108 you'd like to help us with our style 264 00:14:50,109 --> 00:14:53,444 seein' as you've got it all goin' on. 265 00:14:53,445 --> 00:14:54,904 Absolutely, it'd be my pleasure. 266 00:14:54,905 --> 00:14:56,072 How about we start right now? 267 00:14:56,073 --> 00:14:59,075 Okay, Sesame. Ditch the sweatpants. 268 00:14:59,076 --> 00:15:00,284 Like Lagerfeld said 269 00:15:00,285 --> 00:15:02,662 "It's the ultimate sign of defeat." 270 00:15:02,663 --> 00:15:04,164 Pretty funny, isn't it, Tiff? 271 00:15:04,165 --> 00:15:06,415 Almost as funny as those wedges. 272 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:07,583 What are you trying to do with those things? 273 00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:10,462 - Kill a family of rats? - Don't you dare. 274 00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:13,756 One must always dare, darling. 275 00:15:13,757 --> 00:15:15,594 Or else we'd all end up looking like you. 276 00:15:17,594 --> 00:15:19,346 Well, this has been fun. 277 00:15:19,347 --> 00:15:21,347 We should do it again sometime, okay? 278 00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:22,765 Kisses. 279 00:15:22,766 --> 00:15:24,933 I know I just signed my own death warrant. 280 00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:27,189 But sometimes, you just gotta dress a bitch down. 281 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:18,028 What is it this time, Bloom? 282 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,157 I am being 283 00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:23,658 practically terrorized out there 284 00:16:23,659 --> 00:16:26,662 and you won't lift a fetal pig's brow to stop it. 285 00:16:26,663 --> 00:16:28,663 Is someone teasing you? 286 00:16:28,664 --> 00:16:31,999 Yes, uh, Bernie, Bib 287 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,585 Tiffany, Lynnette Franz 288 00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:36,087 all day, every day. 289 00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:38,757 Aren't you being overly dramatic? 290 00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:40,842 Normally, I would take that as a compliment 291 00:16:40,843 --> 00:16:44,595 but, no, I'm not, look at this. 292 00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:46,181 Mr. Reamer. 293 00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:48,225 You have to transfer me out of that class. 294 00:16:48,226 --> 00:16:50,185 Nothing I can do. 295 00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:53,772 So, you're just gonna sit there and watch 296 00:16:53,773 --> 00:16:55,873 like a good German? 297 00:17:09,872 --> 00:17:12,707 If Mr. Reamer won't transfer me out of Biology 298 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,124 I'm gonna get myself kicked out of Biology. 299 00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:15,250 How? 300 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,085 It's Lindsay Lohan that gets kicked out 301 00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:19,881 of all those four-star hotels and strip clubs, not Taylor Swift. 302 00:17:19,882 --> 00:17:21,548 The pussiest pimple gets popped. 303 00:17:21,549 --> 00:17:22,549 Okay. 304 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:24,719 Billy, you're starting to scare me. 305 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,636 What're you gonna do? 306 00:17:26,637 --> 00:17:28,392 I'm gonna get popping. 307 00:17:30,392 --> 00:17:31,558 What? 308 00:17:46,741 --> 00:17:48,742 Weeks rolled by 309 00:17:48,743 --> 00:17:51,912 as I slalomed through the daily shitshow 310 00:17:51,913 --> 00:17:54,459 of masticated spitballs. 311 00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,418 Total war. 312 00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:07,432 What're you lookin' at, faggot? 313 00:18:10,431 --> 00:18:12,766 You, Bernard. 314 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,480 The faggot is clearly looking at you. 315 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,610 ♪ If you losers can't see.. ♪♪ 316 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,865 The hash-fag. 317 00:18:41,002 --> 00:18:42,879 Life is hard, Billy. 318 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,134 Yes, but it's beautiful too. 319 00:18:47,134 --> 00:18:49,306 ♪ Don't you know your queen? ♪ 320 00:18:52,306 --> 00:18:54,725 ♪ Whipped ♪ 321 00:18:54,726 --> 00:18:55,891 Should we slow down, Muv? 322 00:18:55,892 --> 00:18:56,892 ♪ Heaving ♪ 323 00:18:57,019 --> 00:18:59,312 Slow down? Oh-ho-ho. 324 00:18:59,313 --> 00:19:04,817 To slow down would be a fatal mistake. 325 00:19:04,818 --> 00:19:07,365 ♪ Don't you know your queen? ♪ 326 00:19:10,365 --> 00:19:12,745 ♪ Cracked ♪ 327 00:19:13,745 --> 00:19:15,660 ♪ Peeling ♪ 328 00:19:15,661 --> 00:19:17,996 Slop on that gunk. 329 00:19:17,997 --> 00:19:20,498 Hide that desperation. 330 00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:21,667 Goal? 331 00:19:21,668 --> 00:19:25,336 To erase Billy Bloom completely. 332 00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:27,176 Let someone else take over for a while. 333 00:19:29,176 --> 00:19:33,179 When Billy looked around and saw all he created 334 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:35,430 he said.. 335 00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:36,683 "It is good." 336 00:19:37,683 --> 00:19:39,517 It is very good. 337 00:19:55,576 --> 00:19:59,537 ♪ No family is safe ♪ 338 00:19:59,538 --> 00:20:02,458 ♪ When I sashay ♪ 339 00:20:02,459 --> 00:20:04,709 That's messed up. 340 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:08,089 What are you doin'? 341 00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:15,095 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 342 00:20:15,096 --> 00:20:17,478 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 343 00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:24,736 ♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪ 344 00:20:30,736 --> 00:20:34,488 ♪ Don't you know your queen? ♪ 345 00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:36,408 ♪ Gleaming ♪ 346 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:40,582 ♪ Wrapped in golden leaf ♪ 347 00:20:43,582 --> 00:20:46,583 ♪ Don't you know me? ♪ 348 00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:48,837 ♪ Rank ♪ 349 00:20:48,838 --> 00:20:50,671 ♪ Ragged ♪ 350 00:20:50,672 --> 00:20:54,676 ♪ Skin sewn on sheets ♪ 351 00:20:54,677 --> 00:20:55,677 Are you happy, Billy? 352 00:20:56,012 --> 00:20:59,347 Me? I've never been happier. 353 00:20:59,348 --> 00:21:01,933 ♪ ...the barracks ♪ 354 00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:03,309 It's hard to be happy when you're 355 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,550 a chrysanthemum in a coal mine. 356 00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:05,022 You know what I mean? 357 00:21:06,022 --> 00:21:10,315 ♪ Into the fold ♪ 358 00:21:12,611 --> 00:21:15,780 ♪ Marry ♪ 359 00:21:15,781 --> 00:21:19,784 ♪ No family is safe ♪ 360 00:21:19,785 --> 00:21:27,623 ♪ When I sashay ♪♪ 361 00:21:27,624 --> 00:21:28,624 Hey! Move! 362 00:21:31,463 --> 00:21:34,717 Listen, I've gotta prepare you for this world. 363 00:21:36,717 --> 00:21:40,471 The world can be a cold, hard, humorless place. 364 00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:41,513 No! Move! 365 00:21:41,514 --> 00:21:42,973 That's why.. 366 00:21:42,974 --> 00:21:46,481 You must always let your fancy roam. 367 00:21:49,481 --> 00:21:53,399 Yeah, I want you to learn to take a deep breath. 368 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,985 - And if life kicks you.. - Muv. 369 00:21:55,986 --> 00:21:57,696 You just kick harder! 370 00:21:57,697 --> 00:21:59,072 Higher! 371 00:21:59,073 --> 00:22:00,323 Higher! 372 00:22:00,324 --> 00:22:01,492 Higher! 373 00:22:01,493 --> 00:22:02,909 Muv. 374 00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:04,040 Higher! Higher! 375 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,418 Muv. 376 00:22:11,418 --> 00:22:13,003 Mr. Bloom. 377 00:22:13,004 --> 00:22:14,716 Hey, Mr. Bloom, I think he's wakin' up. 378 00:22:16,716 --> 00:22:19,551 You're still in the hospital, son. 379 00:22:19,552 --> 00:22:20,512 You were in a coma 380 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,849 for five days. 381 00:22:24,849 --> 00:22:26,017 Where is Muv? 382 00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:28,519 She was just here. 383 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,353 Well, she couldn't make it, son. 384 00:22:30,354 --> 00:22:32,689 Probably blacked out in a ditch. 385 00:22:32,690 --> 00:22:35,524 - What did you say? - Uh, she sends her love. 386 00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:37,859 Welcome back, Billy. 387 00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:40,737 You gave us all quite a scare there. 388 00:22:40,738 --> 00:22:42,197 How many fingers am I holding up? 389 00:22:42,198 --> 00:22:43,699 - One. - Good. 390 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,410 Any blurred vision? Headaches? Nausea? 391 00:22:46,411 --> 00:22:48,454 All of the above. 392 00:22:48,455 --> 00:22:51,124 Could I get some lip gloss please? 393 00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:52,541 When can I take him home, doctor? 394 00:22:52,542 --> 00:22:53,792 In a few days. 395 00:22:53,793 --> 00:22:55,712 Your son has multiple abrasions 396 00:22:55,713 --> 00:22:57,547 contusions, concussions 397 00:22:57,548 --> 00:22:59,214 organ trauma and hemorrhaging 398 00:22:59,215 --> 00:23:00,465 that we need to keep an eye on. 399 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,093 Well, I guess they didn't like the dress. 400 00:23:03,094 --> 00:23:05,596 Billy is quite a fighter, Mr. Bloom. 401 00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:08,265 The good news is he is going to mend 402 00:23:08,266 --> 00:23:10,059 with at least a month of bed rest 403 00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:11,935 and a little physical therapy. 404 00:23:11,936 --> 00:23:13,896 You will feel quite dizzy for a while 405 00:23:13,897 --> 00:23:17,483 so just.. You take it easy, okay? 406 00:23:17,484 --> 00:23:20,153 What happened? 407 00:23:20,154 --> 00:23:21,987 Sir, do you mind if I tell him? 408 00:23:21,988 --> 00:23:23,906 Of course not. 409 00:23:23,907 --> 00:23:27,328 Uh, could you guys, uh, give us a minute? 410 00:23:28,328 --> 00:23:32,080 I'd... I'd like to hear this, um, alone. 411 00:23:32,081 --> 00:23:33,916 I'll give you five minutes, okay? 412 00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:35,667 And check his vitals and, uh.. 413 00:23:35,668 --> 00:23:36,828 Get the boy some lip gloss. 414 00:23:37,004 --> 00:23:38,463 Hey. 415 00:23:38,464 --> 00:23:40,297 Hi. 416 00:23:40,298 --> 00:23:42,758 You know, you've got a great dad. 417 00:23:42,759 --> 00:23:45,426 He's been so worried about you, Billy. 418 00:23:45,427 --> 00:23:48,182 Me too, I've been here just about everyday. 419 00:23:49,182 --> 00:23:51,933 Most days, anyway, and.. 420 00:23:51,934 --> 00:23:54,685 I've been talking to you non-stop. 421 00:23:54,686 --> 00:23:56,605 Did you hear me? 422 00:23:56,606 --> 00:23:57,943 No. 423 00:24:00,943 --> 00:24:02,860 I even got you a.. 424 00:24:02,861 --> 00:24:04,279 Fashion magazine. 425 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,489 Ooh.. 426 00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:07,868 I'll just leave it here, alright? 427 00:24:08,868 --> 00:24:10,618 So, there were these guys 428 00:24:10,619 --> 00:24:12,454 just texting shit about you. 429 00:24:12,455 --> 00:24:14,205 And I... I didn't really think much of it 430 00:24:14,206 --> 00:24:16,625 'cause everyone's been talking shit about you since you got here. 431 00:24:16,626 --> 00:24:18,126 They have? 432 00:24:18,127 --> 00:24:19,627 Billy, come on. 433 00:24:19,628 --> 00:24:21,504 When you didn't show up to Bio lab 434 00:24:21,505 --> 00:24:23,632 and, and neither did... did 435 00:24:23,633 --> 00:24:26,300 Tim and Sal and those asshole sophomore jocks.. 436 00:24:26,301 --> 00:24:27,719 Uh, look, Billy, I tried. 437 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,553 Like I really, really tried... 438 00:24:29,554 --> 00:24:31,181 Flip.. 439 00:24:31,182 --> 00:24:34,142 It's... it's... it's okay. 440 00:24:34,143 --> 00:24:35,644 I am not mad. 441 00:24:35,645 --> 00:24:37,854 I'm grateful. 442 00:24:37,855 --> 00:24:40,816 You saved my life. 443 00:24:40,817 --> 00:24:42,192 Really? 444 00:24:42,193 --> 00:24:45,235 Really, really, really. 445 00:24:45,236 --> 00:24:47,655 Alright, well, I gotta go, alright? 446 00:24:47,656 --> 00:24:49,072 Where are you going? 447 00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:51,157 Football practice. 448 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,742 You're.. Oh, you're good, buddy. 449 00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,912 Doc said you're gonna be good as new, back to.. 450 00:24:54,913 --> 00:24:57,914 Think fast, Bloomy. Think fast. 451 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,710 Doctor! 452 00:25:00,711 --> 00:25:01,836 What happened? 453 00:25:01,837 --> 00:25:03,755 - What happened? - I... I don't know! 454 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:17,350 Thank you, Flip. 455 00:25:22,190 --> 00:25:24,027 Okay, you're home now. 456 00:25:25,027 --> 00:25:27,193 And I better get goin', so.. 457 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:28,695 What? No, no, no, no, no. 458 00:25:28,696 --> 00:25:31,197 Stay here, you just got here. 459 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:33,616 Yeah, well, I just, I just figured, you know 460 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,744 you'd want some rest or... or call, call your friends. 461 00:25:35,745 --> 00:25:37,370 - Or something. - Relax. 462 00:25:37,371 --> 00:25:39,789 You can't catch multiple contusions. 463 00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:42,626 Florence will make you something to eat. 464 00:25:42,627 --> 00:25:44,962 I... I... I just wanna thank you 465 00:25:44,963 --> 00:25:47,048 for everything that you've done. 466 00:25:47,049 --> 00:25:48,924 Yeah, you know, Billy, I appreciate it, I... I do 467 00:25:48,925 --> 00:25:52,551 but, I'm not, I just, I really... I really better get going. 468 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:53,552 Bye. 469 00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:00,727 Holy.. 470 00:26:00,728 --> 00:26:02,895 You're an expressionist. 471 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:05,147 Huh, I see. 472 00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:08,276 Well, yeah, I'm not a total caveman, Billy. 473 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:10,653 You know, when I saw this, this was part of an exhibit 474 00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:11,738 at the Met in New York. 475 00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:13,239 Yeah, it was on loan. 476 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,325 Daddy likes to spread the wealth 477 00:26:15,326 --> 00:26:17,911 but not the hugs and kisses. 478 00:26:17,912 --> 00:26:19,996 I told my dad that 479 00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:22,164 I was gonna go see a Mets game. 480 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:28,003 And he bought it. 481 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:29,673 Oh, were these the extra glitter? 482 00:26:29,674 --> 00:26:31,590 - I love it. - You like it? 483 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:33,468 Okay, so, I have to tell you about school 484 00:26:33,469 --> 00:26:34,803 because, literally 485 00:26:34,804 --> 00:26:37,596 literally everybody is talking about you. 486 00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,265 And you are a hero. 487 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:41,142 You are a martyr to the cause. 488 00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:44,104 They had an assembly at school about hate crimes. 489 00:26:44,105 --> 00:26:46,647 And a sensitivity speaker was brought in 490 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:47,773 and she talked about tolerance. 491 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:48,775 She showed a movie and everythin'. 492 00:26:48,776 --> 00:26:50,984 A movie? Yeah, well, that'll show 'em. 493 00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:53,105 No, all those guys who beat you up, they got expelled. 494 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,781 On the spot. Just like that. 495 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:58,826 The school now has a zero-tolerance policy 496 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,451 on all hate crimes. 497 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,287 And it's because of you, really, it is. 498 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,957 Well, whatever I can do, I will do. 499 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,501 Okay, so, Flip Kelly beat the crap out of Bernie 500 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,211 the day after you were attacked 501 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:13,548 because he was laughing about how you'd gotten your ass kicked. 502 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:14,549 And Lynnette Franz! 503 00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:17,469 She broke up with Bo-Bo Peterson. 504 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,137 But nobody knows why. 505 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,017 Okay, did you hear about Sesame Blixton? 506 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:24,226 No, but tell me or I'll die. 507 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:27,979 Okay. She got a boob job. Monster snoobs. 508 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,815 As a 17th birthday present 509 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,817 from her dad! 510 00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,528 Right? I know! Why! Ah! 511 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,824 Apparently, she got the boob job to get Flip's attention 512 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:41,496 because she wants to ask him to homecoming. 513 00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:45,163 So how's he doin', ma'am? 514 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,498 A little tired but.. 515 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:48,834 - Well, look who's back. - Hey, Billy. 516 00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:51,170 Actually, I, uh, gotta go. 517 00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:53,007 - Feel better, Billy. - Okay. 518 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:57,718 Come on, uh, honey, I'll show you out. 519 00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:58,932 Hey! 520 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,349 What'd you say your name was? 521 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:05,850 What's her name again? 522 00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:06,851 I have no idea. 523 00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,730 She's my very best friend. 524 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:14,859 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought I was. Hmm? 525 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,362 Who's been comin' over here everyday 526 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,697 like he said he would? 527 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,532 - You have. - Hmm. 528 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,369 But, you spend all your time 529 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:25,536 in the drawing room 530 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,287 or talking about fly fishing 531 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:28,581 with my father, so.. 532 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:30,708 I know, I love it! 533 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,626 I can't believe the dude hates football. 534 00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:35,880 It's the only thing we have in common. 535 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,965 Do you hate football? 536 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:38,966 What? 537 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,594 No. Who could hate football? 538 00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:46,056 Well, except you two. 539 00:28:46,057 --> 00:28:47,057 I don't know, I just don't love it 540 00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:50,268 as much as everyone thinks I do. 541 00:28:50,269 --> 00:28:52,771 You're leaving skid marks on daddy's new runner. 542 00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:54,899 He's gonna freak out when he sees the mess 543 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:58,068 that you have made, young man. 544 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:00,571 What's that Goddamned noise? 545 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,574 Oh, ha-ha, Flip! Here. 546 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,909 - Hey. - Hey! 547 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,994 - Let me give you a hand with that. - Oh, thank you. 548 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,577 That "that" is your son. 549 00:29:08,578 --> 00:29:09,787 How're you doin', Mr. Bloom? 550 00:29:09,788 --> 00:29:12,582 Even daddy is under Flip's spell. 551 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:14,583 Here's what he was hoping. 552 00:29:14,584 --> 00:29:17,586 That somehow just my sheer proximity 553 00:29:17,587 --> 00:29:19,089 to a manly man like Flip 554 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,798 will knock the sissy out of me 555 00:29:20,799 --> 00:29:22,926 and maybe then, I'll gut fish 556 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,593 and give him grandchildren. 557 00:29:24,594 --> 00:29:27,471 - Florence! Uh! - Oh! 558 00:29:27,472 --> 00:29:29,766 Apparently, Florence is the only one in the house 559 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:31,308 immune to Flip's charm. 560 00:29:31,309 --> 00:29:33,519 Why don't you make these boys some of that delicious 561 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,772 Virginia fried chicken of yours? 562 00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:37,484 What fried chick.. 563 00:29:38,484 --> 00:29:40,443 Why not? 564 00:29:40,444 --> 00:29:43,447 - What is that? - That is a broiled grapefruit. 565 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,323 And it's not gonna kill you, I promise. 566 00:29:45,324 --> 00:29:46,949 Honestly, Billy, I think I'd just rather have 567 00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:48,951 a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 568 00:29:48,952 --> 00:29:52,122 Oh! No way! Hey, Mr. Bloom! 569 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:55,792 Hey, Flip! How about a little doodle socking tomorrow after school? 570 00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:57,169 Oh, you got it! 571 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,007 - We're on! - Alright, I'll see you later. 572 00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:02,631 I hope that's a fish. 573 00:30:02,632 --> 00:30:04,053 It's actually a style of fishing. 574 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,969 You got the best dad. 575 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:08,638 Yeah.. 576 00:30:08,639 --> 00:30:10,474 If you're you. 577 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,315 But this is the most that I've seen or talked to the man in seven years. 578 00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:15,811 He turned on me when I was ten years old 579 00:30:15,812 --> 00:30:18,397 the first time I sashayed across his marble floor 580 00:30:18,398 --> 00:30:21,566 in his wife's satin slingbacks. 581 00:30:21,567 --> 00:30:23,987 Daddy never recovered. 582 00:30:24,987 --> 00:30:27,656 - That's a shoe, right? - A-plus. 583 00:30:27,657 --> 00:30:30,993 Okay. Okay. Okay. 584 00:30:30,994 --> 00:30:32,495 It was very traumatic. 585 00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:35,497 I was exiled from the family after that. 586 00:30:35,498 --> 00:30:39,168 No more regattas. No more barbecues. 587 00:30:39,169 --> 00:30:43,922 My life as a Bloom had officially ended. 588 00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:46,592 So, are you gonna eat that broiled grapefruit or what? 589 00:30:46,593 --> 00:30:50,345 Dude, you got it so good. You've no idea. 590 00:30:50,346 --> 00:30:52,723 I'm so sorry, what is so good about it? 591 00:30:52,724 --> 00:30:53,890 Everything. 592 00:30:53,891 --> 00:30:56,936 You can dress however the hell you like. 593 00:30:56,937 --> 00:30:59,563 You can dye your hair orange or pink. 594 00:30:59,564 --> 00:31:01,025 Sleep till noon. No one gives a shit. 595 00:31:02,025 --> 00:31:03,785 Yeah, but that's because no one gives a shit. 596 00:31:04,026 --> 00:31:05,527 Yeah, you wanna hear about my dad? 597 00:31:05,528 --> 00:31:06,528 I was eight. 598 00:31:07,029 --> 00:31:09,239 I skipped out on Pop Warner. 599 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,760 I wanted to go to the comic book store. 600 00:31:12,201 --> 00:31:13,201 My dad found me there. 601 00:31:14,036 --> 00:31:16,913 I've never seen him so pissed. 602 00:31:16,914 --> 00:31:18,040 In front of all my friends 603 00:31:18,041 --> 00:31:19,917 he pulled down my pants and beat me raw. 604 00:31:19,918 --> 00:31:21,208 Oh. 605 00:31:21,209 --> 00:31:22,877 I couldn't sit down for a week. 606 00:31:22,878 --> 00:31:25,629 - That's terrible. - It gets worse. 607 00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:28,132 He made me burn all my comics. 608 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:29,383 Every single one of them and, dude 609 00:31:29,384 --> 00:31:32,098 I had this Amazing Spider-Man ♪252. 610 00:31:34,098 --> 00:31:35,431 That would be worth bank right now. 611 00:31:35,432 --> 00:31:37,725 What a prick. 612 00:31:37,726 --> 00:31:40,602 "Man is many things, but he is not rational." 613 00:31:40,603 --> 00:31:42,604 - Oscar Wilde. - Mm-hmm. 614 00:31:42,605 --> 00:31:44,069 - Mm-hmm. - I love that line. 615 00:31:47,069 --> 00:31:48,869 What would you do if you didn't play football? 616 00:31:50,238 --> 00:31:51,742 Don't laugh. 617 00:31:52,742 --> 00:31:54,579 Who could I laugh at? 618 00:31:56,579 --> 00:31:59,080 I'd be an artist. 619 00:31:59,081 --> 00:32:00,581 I knew it. 620 00:32:00,582 --> 00:32:02,082 How could you? 621 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:05,128 I have a gift for the obvious. 622 00:32:05,129 --> 00:32:06,795 Besides, you were practically drooling 623 00:32:06,796 --> 00:32:09,757 over daddy's Jackson Pollock. 624 00:32:09,758 --> 00:32:11,426 I think you like football 625 00:32:11,427 --> 00:32:13,473 as much as I like eating with my fingers. 626 00:32:15,473 --> 00:32:17,098 Alright, is it time for you 627 00:32:17,099 --> 00:32:18,975 to roll around the backyard? 628 00:32:18,976 --> 00:32:20,935 Twice a day. Let's do it. Come on. 629 00:33:04,353 --> 00:33:06,397 On your right is the historic home 630 00:33:06,398 --> 00:33:08,148 of the Bloom family. 631 00:33:08,149 --> 00:33:11,734 They are one of the city's founding families. 632 00:33:13,655 --> 00:33:15,078 Now, that's a naughty monkey. 633 00:33:24,832 --> 00:33:26,002 Welcome to the jungle, baby. 634 00:33:27,002 --> 00:33:28,254 You need to eat. 635 00:33:29,254 --> 00:33:30,673 Merci beaucoup. 636 00:34:28,227 --> 00:34:31,230 I didn't choose to be fabulous. 637 00:34:31,231 --> 00:34:34,067 Fabulous chose me. 638 00:34:34,068 --> 00:34:35,735 Arm. 639 00:34:35,736 --> 00:34:37,320 I was thinking maybe you could be a little 640 00:34:37,321 --> 00:34:38,903 less fabulous tomorrow. 641 00:34:38,904 --> 00:34:41,073 - Just tone it down a little. - What? 642 00:34:41,074 --> 00:34:43,492 I just think if the guys got to know you the way I do 643 00:34:43,493 --> 00:34:46,787 then your situation at school might get a whole lot better. 644 00:34:46,788 --> 00:34:49,248 Less ostrich feather, a little more Wrangler. 645 00:34:50,248 --> 00:34:52,751 And, uh.. 646 00:34:52,752 --> 00:34:54,586 N.. Say it. 647 00:34:54,587 --> 00:34:56,254 I'm sure it'll only be insulting 648 00:34:56,255 --> 00:34:57,964 for the first minute or two. 649 00:34:57,965 --> 00:35:01,343 Just, uh, lay off the, uh.. 650 00:35:01,344 --> 00:35:02,593 The, the, "Hey, girl." 651 00:35:02,594 --> 00:35:04,303 Why don't we save that for after school 652 00:35:04,304 --> 00:35:07,640 and stick to chicks, cars and zombie flicks from 8:30 to 3:00? 653 00:35:07,641 --> 00:35:10,352 So, you want me to change who I am for them? 654 00:35:10,353 --> 00:35:12,771 No, for me. 655 00:35:12,772 --> 00:35:17,274 I think we've established that I'd do pretty much anything for him. 656 00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:18,526 I'll think about it. 657 00:35:18,527 --> 00:35:25,283 - Ta-da. I'm done. - Finally. 658 00:35:25,284 --> 00:35:28,452 Flip, it is beyond beyond. 659 00:35:28,453 --> 00:35:30,162 - This is... - Yeah? 660 00:35:30,163 --> 00:35:32,543 Oh, I like that shoe. 661 00:35:34,543 --> 00:35:36,630 It's really beautiful. 662 00:35:37,630 --> 00:35:39,054 Thank you. 663 00:35:45,053 --> 00:35:47,554 Well, look at you. 664 00:35:47,555 --> 00:35:49,889 It was Flip's idea. 665 00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:52,059 You know, you'll never be able to get 666 00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:54,895 what you want from a boy like Flip Kelly. 667 00:35:54,896 --> 00:35:57,480 Florence, we're just friends. 668 00:35:57,481 --> 00:36:00,358 And I don't want anything more from that relationship. 669 00:36:00,359 --> 00:36:02,902 Really, I don't need love. 670 00:36:02,903 --> 00:36:06,322 Or sex or physical attention. 671 00:36:06,323 --> 00:36:09,201 I'm perfectly happy with things the way they are. 672 00:36:09,202 --> 00:36:11,411 Thank you very much. 673 00:36:11,412 --> 00:36:13,831 Well, you might be able to tell that to yourself 674 00:36:13,832 --> 00:36:16,586 but you can't tell that to old Florence. 675 00:36:17,586 --> 00:36:19,885 What.. Uh! Your lunch. Hello? 676 00:36:25,885 --> 00:36:27,405 Would it kill you to cut off the crust? 677 00:36:33,352 --> 00:36:34,684 I can't. I can't. 678 00:36:34,685 --> 00:36:35,728 - Yes, you can. - I can't. 679 00:36:35,729 --> 00:36:37,355 Yes, you can. Trust me. 680 00:36:37,356 --> 00:36:39,398 How can I face them after what they did to me, huh? 681 00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:41,525 How can they face you? 682 00:36:41,526 --> 00:36:43,863 That's their shit, Billy. Come on. I got your back. 683 00:37:02,922 --> 00:37:05,214 It's great to have you back, Billy. 684 00:37:05,215 --> 00:37:07,427 Translation, "Please don't sue me." 685 00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:10,972 For the yearbook, Billy. 686 00:37:11,972 --> 00:37:13,555 Whatever I can do for you.. 687 00:37:13,556 --> 00:37:15,725 I'll let you know, Mrs. Monusky. 688 00:37:15,726 --> 00:37:18,227 - I'll let you know. - Okay, class? 689 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,651 Ready? Okay! 690 00:37:24,652 --> 00:37:27,069 B-I-L-L-Y. 691 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,238 Who's our high school's favorite guy? 692 00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,323 - Billy! - Billy. 693 00:37:35,329 --> 00:37:37,455 Peace be with you. 694 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,588 Let the healing begin. 695 00:37:44,588 --> 00:37:45,929 Hello. 696 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,682 Make that leap. Make that leap. 697 00:37:55,683 --> 00:37:57,932 Hey, what are you guys talking about? 698 00:37:57,933 --> 00:37:59,476 Fashion. 699 00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:01,436 'Cause I thought that we were talkin' football. 700 00:38:01,437 --> 00:38:03,646 We were talkin' about shoulder pads. 701 00:38:03,647 --> 00:38:06,983 FYI, they rocked the runway in Paris last spring. 702 00:38:06,984 --> 00:38:09,528 Well, I thought we were talking about football. 703 00:38:09,529 --> 00:38:11,822 And anyway, you didn't say anything about my pants. 704 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:15,450 Are these butch, baby, or what? 705 00:38:15,451 --> 00:38:16,620 Billy? 706 00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:19,371 I thought we said 707 00:38:19,372 --> 00:38:21,623 more Wrangler, less fabulous. 708 00:38:21,624 --> 00:38:23,961 Yeah, I thought you were joking. 709 00:38:24,961 --> 00:38:26,133 I'm not. 710 00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,467 Fag! 711 00:39:15,844 --> 00:39:17,219 Billy? 712 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,388 Now, before you say anything 713 00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:20,515 you said after school, I could be me. 714 00:39:20,516 --> 00:39:23,353 And this is me. 715 00:39:25,353 --> 00:39:26,853 You look awesome. 716 00:39:26,854 --> 00:39:27,854 Seriously? 717 00:39:28,023 --> 00:39:29,940 Four hours in hair and makeup. 718 00:39:29,941 --> 00:39:33,194 I've been preened, plucked and bustiered so tightly 719 00:39:33,195 --> 00:39:36,279 that my toes are turning blue, and "Awesome"? 720 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,781 No. 721 00:39:37,782 --> 00:39:43,120 I look Atlantastic. 722 00:39:43,121 --> 00:39:45,540 Okay, Atlantastic. 723 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,709 Why'd you run away after class today? 724 00:39:47,710 --> 00:39:50,627 I didn't run. I was chased. 725 00:39:50,628 --> 00:39:51,628 Oh. 726 00:39:53,382 --> 00:39:55,632 We're making progress, right? 727 00:39:55,633 --> 00:39:57,884 I mean, you're not getting beamed in the head as much anymore. 728 00:39:57,885 --> 00:40:01,055 Am I not? This is crazy. 729 00:40:01,056 --> 00:40:02,431 I'm compromising myself for reasons 730 00:40:02,432 --> 00:40:04,975 I don't even understand anymore. 731 00:40:04,976 --> 00:40:06,940 I need a drink. 732 00:40:09,939 --> 00:40:11,064 Want me to hold your thing? 733 00:40:11,065 --> 00:40:12,402 Shut up. 734 00:40:16,738 --> 00:40:19,905 Flip, Flip! I'm so sorry. 735 00:40:19,906 --> 00:40:22,242 I'm so sorry. I must've made them pretty strong. 736 00:40:22,243 --> 00:40:24,077 I forgot, that's how Muv likes them. 737 00:40:24,078 --> 00:40:26,246 Stop callin' me Flip. 738 00:40:26,247 --> 00:40:28,414 I hate it. It's a stupid nickname. 739 00:40:28,415 --> 00:40:29,415 Call me Mark. 740 00:40:31,335 --> 00:40:32,922 Mark. 741 00:40:37,257 --> 00:40:38,594 You know what, Billy? 742 00:40:40,594 --> 00:40:41,805 You're alright. 743 00:40:42,805 --> 00:40:44,180 Thank you very much. 744 00:40:44,181 --> 00:40:46,349 No, I mean it. I mean it. 745 00:40:46,350 --> 00:40:48,103 You are who you are, and.. 746 00:40:50,103 --> 00:40:52,486 And... yes? 747 00:40:57,486 --> 00:40:59,122 I have somethin' for you. 748 00:41:08,122 --> 00:41:10,122 His name's Lenny. 749 00:41:10,123 --> 00:41:11,629 I want you to have him. 750 00:41:14,628 --> 00:41:16,133 - Really? - Take him. 751 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:23,886 I mean, so what if he's half-burnt? 752 00:41:23,887 --> 00:41:26,554 He's screwed up. He'll fit right in here. 753 00:41:26,555 --> 00:41:28,891 You know what I mean? 754 00:41:28,892 --> 00:41:31,185 I wanna tell him I don't know what he's talking about 755 00:41:31,186 --> 00:41:33,978 but I don't wanna ruin the moment. 756 00:41:33,979 --> 00:41:36,982 I think he's tryin' to explain our friendship in straight terms 757 00:41:36,983 --> 00:41:39,150 which I'm not very fluent in. 758 00:41:39,151 --> 00:41:41,152 Billy, you're gonna be great tomorrow. 759 00:41:41,153 --> 00:41:43,489 They're gonna love you. 760 00:41:43,490 --> 00:41:49,536 Just remember, no pizazz, alright? 761 00:41:49,537 --> 00:41:54,667 Hey, no pizazz, alright? 762 00:41:54,668 --> 00:41:56,505 I've gotta be me, Mark. 763 00:41:58,505 --> 00:41:59,769 Do you? 764 00:42:12,769 --> 00:42:14,603 I've got to be me. 765 00:42:34,457 --> 00:42:37,791 The pain! 766 00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,586 Do you feel the flames? 767 00:42:39,587 --> 00:42:42,214 Do you feel the hellfire flickerin' at your feet? 768 00:42:43,214 --> 00:42:46,383 I am the ghost 769 00:42:46,384 --> 00:42:48,431 of Zelda Fitzgerald. 770 00:42:50,431 --> 00:42:53,224 And when I danced upon this mortal coil 771 00:42:53,225 --> 00:42:55,059 with my husband, F. Scott, and I 772 00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:58,104 we knew boundless joy 773 00:42:58,105 --> 00:43:03,233 and unfathomable pain. 774 00:43:03,234 --> 00:43:06,070 Our larger-than-life escapades 775 00:43:06,071 --> 00:43:08,573 and violent, gin-fueled tantrums 776 00:43:08,574 --> 00:43:10,783 defined the Roarin' Twenties. 777 00:43:10,784 --> 00:43:11,995 And I, I still remember 778 00:43:12,995 --> 00:43:15,120 how we danced 779 00:43:15,121 --> 00:43:18,624 how we drank, how we fought 780 00:43:18,625 --> 00:43:22,128 and how we loved 781 00:43:22,129 --> 00:43:26,799 like there was no... tomorrow. 782 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,592 And now.. 783 00:43:29,593 --> 00:43:31,136 As my skin 784 00:43:31,137 --> 00:43:35,431 blisters and burns 785 00:43:35,432 --> 00:43:39,436 scorches and curls off the meat 786 00:43:39,437 --> 00:43:42,693 and with every flame lick I endure 787 00:43:44,693 --> 00:43:47,819 I'm reminded of my own.. 788 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:50,364 Personal damnation. 789 00:43:50,365 --> 00:43:52,156 From madcap 790 00:43:52,157 --> 00:43:55,119 to just plain mad.. 791 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:59,711 I am Zelda Fitzgerald! 792 00:44:02,711 --> 00:44:05,800 And I wrote "The Great Gatsby." 793 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,134 And scene. 794 00:44:16,557 --> 00:44:18,976 In all 27 years of my teaching 795 00:44:18,977 --> 00:44:21,645 I have never been more thrilled by a book report. 796 00:44:21,646 --> 00:44:23,480 Oh, no, no, no. 797 00:44:23,481 --> 00:44:25,148 Mrs. Monusky, that's so kind. 798 00:44:25,149 --> 00:44:28,652 If you'll excuse me, I've gotta scrape cereal off my face. 799 00:44:28,653 --> 00:44:29,653 Of course. 800 00:44:36,201 --> 00:44:39,162 ♪ Bright light city gonna set my soul ♪ 801 00:44:39,163 --> 00:44:42,497 ♪ Gonna set my soul on fire ♪ 802 00:44:42,498 --> 00:44:44,082 ♪ Got a whole lot of money ♪ 803 00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:45,834 ♪ That's ready to burn ♪ 804 00:44:45,835 --> 00:44:49,046 ♪ So get those stakes up higher ♪ 805 00:44:49,047 --> 00:44:51,089 ♪ There's a thousand pretty women ♪ 806 00:44:51,090 --> 00:44:52,675 ♪ Waitin' out there ♪ 807 00:44:52,676 --> 00:44:56,178 ♪ And I'm just the devil with love to spare ♪ 808 00:44:56,179 --> 00:44:59,390 ♪ Viva Las Vegas ♪ 809 00:44:59,391 --> 00:45:01,767 ♪ Viva Las Vegas.. ♪♪ 810 00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:05,604 Maybe dancing on the coffee table was a bad idea. 811 00:45:05,605 --> 00:45:07,856 Listen to me, Junebug. 812 00:45:07,857 --> 00:45:10,401 You only get one shot at the pageant 813 00:45:10,402 --> 00:45:13,696 so who cares if you smash up a few tables? 814 00:45:13,697 --> 00:45:15,448 At least you danced. 815 00:45:15,449 --> 00:45:17,617 Jesus Christ! 816 00:45:17,618 --> 00:45:19,118 Oh! 817 00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:22,455 Well, if it isn't the disappearing man. 818 00:45:22,456 --> 00:45:24,289 You missed it all, William. 819 00:45:24,290 --> 00:45:27,417 And yet, you were not missed. 820 00:45:27,418 --> 00:45:29,379 Goddammit, Muv, what's wrong with you? 821 00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:30,921 Stop it! Don't yell at her! 822 00:45:30,922 --> 00:45:32,798 It's okay. I'm used to it. 823 00:45:32,799 --> 00:45:33,925 What were you thinking? 824 00:45:33,926 --> 00:45:35,218 Stop! I did it! 825 00:45:35,219 --> 00:45:37,802 - I broke the table! - Is that the truth? 826 00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:41,056 "The truth is rarely pure and never simple." 827 00:45:41,057 --> 00:45:43,599 - What? - Oscar Wilde, you philistine. 828 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,103 - Just go to bed! - At least I danced. 829 00:45:46,104 --> 00:45:48,271 Isn't that right, Muv? 830 00:45:48,272 --> 00:45:52,317 Yes, love. That's right. 831 00:45:52,318 --> 00:45:53,402 Thank you very much. 832 00:45:53,403 --> 00:45:55,573 Ever let the fancy roam. 833 00:45:58,908 --> 00:46:01,076 Hey, ladies, get in line! 834 00:46:01,077 --> 00:46:03,078 Time to hit the rope. 835 00:46:03,079 --> 00:46:04,079 You know the drill. 836 00:46:04,997 --> 00:46:05,999 One of you holds. 837 00:46:06,999 --> 00:46:06,999 One of you climbs. 838 00:46:07,917 --> 00:46:10,004 Coach Carter. Sir. Hi. 839 00:46:11,004 --> 00:46:12,670 I don't feel like this is something 840 00:46:12,671 --> 00:46:14,088 I should be doing. 841 00:46:14,089 --> 00:46:16,925 This isn't a therapy session. 842 00:46:16,926 --> 00:46:19,302 That's the whole point! 843 00:46:19,303 --> 00:46:21,762 You're not supposed to feel! 844 00:46:21,763 --> 00:46:24,766 You're supposed to be a man and do! 845 00:46:24,767 --> 00:46:26,518 Now let's go! 846 00:46:26,519 --> 00:46:29,146 Bloom, you hold. 847 00:46:29,147 --> 00:46:31,109 Bo-Bo, you climb. 848 00:46:34,109 --> 00:46:39,114 You can handle that, right? 849 00:46:39,115 --> 00:46:40,868 Feelings? 850 00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:57,298 Oh, sweet, baby Jesus, no, no, no. 851 00:46:57,299 --> 00:46:58,841 Don't do this to me. 852 00:46:58,842 --> 00:47:00,468 Not Bo-Bo. 853 00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:03,803 Another perfect specimen of Gluteus and Maximus. 854 00:47:03,804 --> 00:47:05,473 I closed my eyes for one second 855 00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:08,811 and my President Johnson was saluting the troops. 856 00:47:09,811 --> 00:47:11,812 Hey, Bo-Bo, Billy's got a present for you. 857 00:47:11,813 --> 00:47:12,813 And it's tiny. 858 00:47:17,152 --> 00:47:20,153 Hey, guys, guys! Just quit it! 859 00:47:20,154 --> 00:47:21,906 Hey! 860 00:47:21,907 --> 00:47:22,992 Knock it off. 861 00:47:23,992 --> 00:47:26,746 It's embarrassing enough as it is. 862 00:47:27,746 --> 00:47:30,330 Bloom, why don't you hit the showers? 863 00:47:30,331 --> 00:47:34,084 Make it a cold one. 864 00:47:34,085 --> 00:47:36,588 - Oh! - Oh! 865 00:47:40,342 --> 00:47:42,593 Alright, you morons 866 00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:44,928 this kind of thing can happen to anyone. 867 00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:47,055 A hundred push-ups right now! 868 00:47:47,056 --> 00:47:49,516 It could. 869 00:47:49,517 --> 00:47:52,769 His ass was in my face. It could have been anyone's ass. 870 00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:54,561 - Yo... - I'm at the mercy of my hormones! 871 00:47:54,562 --> 00:47:56,021 Look, dude, all I'm sayin' is that it's just 872 00:47:56,022 --> 00:47:57,606 it's a tough thing to live down, alright? 873 00:47:57,607 --> 00:47:59,025 Maybe it's not such a big deal. 874 00:47:59,026 --> 00:48:01,443 I mean, Coach Carter said this happens to everybody. 875 00:48:01,444 --> 00:48:03,780 Don't even think about taking a shower with us, boner. 876 00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,115 Oh, come on, man. 877 00:48:06,116 --> 00:48:07,449 Dickwad. 878 00:48:07,450 --> 00:48:09,034 Leave him alone. 879 00:48:09,035 --> 00:48:10,704 What, are you two butt buddies or somethin'? 880 00:48:10,705 --> 00:48:13,206 Dude, back off. 881 00:48:13,207 --> 00:48:16,918 Oh, so you are! You're fudge packers. 882 00:48:16,919 --> 00:48:18,548 Shut up! 883 00:48:20,548 --> 00:48:21,798 Oh! 884 00:48:27,555 --> 00:48:29,890 Fight! Fight! 885 00:48:30,890 --> 00:48:32,474 Hey, break it up! 886 00:48:32,475 --> 00:48:34,561 Break it up! Break it up! 887 00:48:34,562 --> 00:48:36,274 - Fucking faggot! - Are you kidding me? 888 00:48:38,274 --> 00:48:41,153 It's homecoming in two weeks. 889 00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:45,572 Are you trying to make me bench you? 890 00:48:45,573 --> 00:48:48,574 Look at me. What's goin' on? 891 00:48:48,575 --> 00:48:50,409 Is there something you need to talk about, Flip? 892 00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:51,410 No, nothing. 893 00:48:54,247 --> 00:48:55,416 Help me out here, guys. 894 00:48:57,416 --> 00:48:59,084 What's goin' on? 895 00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:02,345 Billy, what's goin' on? Billy. Billy! 896 00:49:09,345 --> 00:49:11,680 Oh, Flip, Flip, please tell me it's not true. 897 00:49:11,681 --> 00:49:12,681 You're not gay, right? 898 00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:14,767 Flip, I heard Billy was practically 899 00:49:14,768 --> 00:49:16,185 ass raping you in gym class. 900 00:49:16,186 --> 00:49:18,270 That's a lie, and besides, I was behind him. 901 00:49:18,271 --> 00:49:20,522 Well, at least we know you're the top. 902 00:49:20,523 --> 00:49:21,939 Would you shut up? 903 00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:23,942 Hey, hey, hey, are you okay? 904 00:49:23,943 --> 00:49:25,109 Yeah, I'm okay, I'm fine. 905 00:49:25,110 --> 00:49:27,696 Would you just please just get out of here? 906 00:49:27,697 --> 00:49:28,864 I was just trying to help. 907 00:49:28,865 --> 00:49:30,114 Well, stop helpin', okay? 908 00:49:30,115 --> 00:49:31,366 You know what, we'll let you guys 909 00:49:31,367 --> 00:49:33,451 have your little lover's quarrel alone. 910 00:49:33,452 --> 00:49:34,828 - We're not... - Let's get out of here, Mark. Come on. 911 00:49:34,829 --> 00:49:36,455 Get off me, you homo! 912 00:49:39,124 --> 00:49:42,465 Oh, no, trouble in paradise? 913 00:50:02,064 --> 00:50:03,817 Muv? 914 00:50:04,817 --> 00:50:07,150 - Muv? - Hi. 915 00:50:07,151 --> 00:50:08,239 Junebug! 916 00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,492 Mr. Bloom is on his way. 917 00:50:14,493 --> 00:50:16,328 I see you found the bar. 918 00:50:17,328 --> 00:50:19,204 You're out of gin. 919 00:50:19,205 --> 00:50:21,081 I've missed you so much. 920 00:50:21,082 --> 00:50:22,208 I can't stand another second. 921 00:50:22,209 --> 00:50:24,376 Just take me home. 922 00:50:24,377 --> 00:50:25,377 Let me look at you. 923 00:50:27,089 --> 00:50:29,673 Darling, when did you start wearing blue jeans? 924 00:50:29,674 --> 00:50:32,260 Oh, no. I know. But they're really common around here. 925 00:50:32,261 --> 00:50:35,095 I know, that's the problem. They're so common. 926 00:50:35,096 --> 00:50:37,557 Oh, I was so worried about you. 927 00:50:37,558 --> 00:50:39,559 I came as soon as I heard you were in a coma. 928 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,351 That was five weeks ago. 929 00:50:41,352 --> 00:50:44,063 I'm sorry I couldn't get here any earlier. I've been abroad. 930 00:50:44,064 --> 00:50:46,692 Is that what they call rehab these days? 931 00:50:47,692 --> 00:50:49,943 Isn't there a toilet around here 932 00:50:49,944 --> 00:50:52,070 that needs scrubbing, flossy. 933 00:50:52,071 --> 00:50:55,407 Nothing around here needs scrubbing except for your mouth. 934 00:50:55,408 --> 00:50:57,200 My angel. 935 00:50:57,201 --> 00:50:59,540 - Where's Daddy, darling? - Hiding. 936 00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:05,293 Junebug. 937 00:51:05,294 --> 00:51:07,460 Be a lamb and make your Muv another drinkie. 938 00:51:07,461 --> 00:51:09,295 Do you want a Tequila Mockingbird? 939 00:51:09,296 --> 00:51:11,131 Or a Sunset Boulevard Bourbon on the rocks? 940 00:51:11,132 --> 00:51:12,132 Surprise me. 941 00:51:28,106 --> 00:51:29,106 Voila! 942 00:51:33,988 --> 00:51:35,331 Put that thing out. 943 00:51:43,331 --> 00:51:44,331 Happy? 944 00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:47,920 Billy, go to your room. 945 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,337 No. I'm not going anywhere. 946 00:51:50,338 --> 00:51:51,504 Please, son, just go upstairs. 947 00:51:51,505 --> 00:51:54,091 You're just upset because Muv's come back for me 948 00:51:54,092 --> 00:51:57,094 and we're getting out of Satan's strip mall. 949 00:51:57,095 --> 00:51:58,929 You know what, honey, I think your father's right. 950 00:51:58,930 --> 00:52:00,471 - No. You know what? - You better go up... 951 00:52:00,472 --> 00:52:02,766 Stay here. 952 00:52:02,767 --> 00:52:05,143 Well, that didn't take long, Miriam. 953 00:52:05,144 --> 00:52:08,145 I just stopped the payment on Thursday. 954 00:52:08,146 --> 00:52:10,272 It's Mauveine, Bill. 955 00:52:10,273 --> 00:52:12,359 Actually, it's not. 956 00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,693 You know what, I'll go start packing. 957 00:52:14,694 --> 00:52:16,278 Goddammit, wake up! 958 00:52:16,279 --> 00:52:18,113 She's not here to take you home! 959 00:52:18,114 --> 00:52:21,117 Yes, she is. Tell him. 960 00:52:21,118 --> 00:52:22,286 We're going home, right? 961 00:52:24,286 --> 00:52:25,790 Is that why you're here? 962 00:52:26,790 --> 00:52:27,790 Mom? 963 00:52:30,292 --> 00:52:34,838 Don't call me that. 964 00:52:37,049 --> 00:52:40,302 The deal is, son, Oscar had it half-right. 965 00:52:40,303 --> 00:52:42,220 The truth is rarely pure 966 00:52:42,221 --> 00:52:44,643 but it's often very simple. 967 00:52:46,643 --> 00:52:48,312 Ah.. 968 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,399 Look, I need that money. 969 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,361 I deserve it. I deserve it! 970 00:52:57,362 --> 00:52:58,820 I'm not paying you child support 971 00:52:58,821 --> 00:53:01,657 for a child you don't support. 972 00:53:01,658 --> 00:53:04,367 Support him? 973 00:53:04,368 --> 00:53:09,039 Christ, I was gonna flush him. 974 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,249 You wanted a son. 975 00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:13,419 I gave you a son. 976 00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,338 So pay up. 977 00:53:15,339 --> 00:53:16,339 Checkie! 978 00:53:18,091 --> 00:53:21,509 Just write the check and I'll be out of here. 979 00:54:06,097 --> 00:54:08,104 - You cut the crust off? - Mm-hmm. 980 00:54:13,104 --> 00:54:21,104 - Thank you. - You bet. 981 00:54:27,449 --> 00:54:31,285 Well.. Hello! 982 00:54:31,286 --> 00:54:33,747 Hi, ma'am. Is, uh, is Billy home? 983 00:54:33,748 --> 00:54:35,289 Drink? Something to drink? 984 00:54:35,290 --> 00:54:37,334 Oh, no. No. No, thank you. 985 00:54:37,335 --> 00:54:39,337 I just, I just really need to, to see Billy. 986 00:54:40,337 --> 00:54:41,921 I'm Mauveine. 987 00:54:41,922 --> 00:54:44,173 Enchante. 988 00:54:44,174 --> 00:54:46,301 You're, you're Muv? 989 00:54:46,302 --> 00:54:47,760 Wow! Wow, ma'am! 990 00:54:47,761 --> 00:54:50,347 It's... it's a pleasure for me to meet you. 991 00:54:50,348 --> 00:54:52,935 I've heard so much about you from Billy. 992 00:54:53,935 --> 00:54:56,940 Friend of Billy's? 993 00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:01,524 That's how they do it in Paris. 994 00:55:01,525 --> 00:55:02,525 I've never been to Paris. 995 00:55:04,446 --> 00:55:06,655 Football player too, huh? 996 00:55:06,656 --> 00:55:08,531 - Yes, ma'am. - Huh. 997 00:55:08,532 --> 00:55:10,367 Isn't that a co-in-ki-dink? 998 00:55:10,368 --> 00:55:13,829 You know, I was 999 00:55:13,830 --> 00:55:16,332 a big-time cheerleader. 1000 00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,957 I was. 1001 00:55:17,958 --> 00:55:20,376 Rah. Rah. 1002 00:55:20,377 --> 00:55:21,544 Rah! 1003 00:55:21,545 --> 00:55:23,629 Ms. Muv, ma'am, it's been 1004 00:55:23,630 --> 00:55:25,798 it's been real nice getting to know you, Ms. Muv. 1005 00:55:25,799 --> 00:55:27,885 - But I've really got to go see Bi... - Shake it to the left. 1006 00:55:27,886 --> 00:55:29,218 Shake it to the right. 1007 00:55:29,219 --> 00:55:31,679 Hit 'em to the left, hit 'em to the right. 1008 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,474 Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight! Ah! 1009 00:55:34,475 --> 00:55:37,476 Oh, God! Oh! Ms. Muv! Ms. Muv! 1010 00:55:37,477 --> 00:55:39,061 Let's get you up. Come here, alright. 1011 00:55:39,062 --> 00:55:40,646 Here we go. Here we go. 1012 00:55:40,647 --> 00:55:42,065 Oh! 1013 00:55:42,066 --> 00:55:47,152 Oh! 1014 00:55:47,153 --> 00:55:49,322 - Oh, Junebug? Junebug? - Billy? 1015 00:55:49,323 --> 00:55:51,491 June... bug? 1016 00:55:51,492 --> 00:55:53,659 With all due respect, ma'am, you're drunk. 1017 00:55:53,660 --> 00:55:55,411 That's the smartest thing I've heard you say 1018 00:55:55,412 --> 00:55:57,079 since I met you, son. 1019 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,498 You know what, I have cleaned the toilets 1020 00:55:59,499 --> 00:56:01,500 and now it's time to take out the trash. 1021 00:56:01,501 --> 00:56:04,545 Oh, simmer down, slugger. 1022 00:56:04,546 --> 00:56:07,680 My Uber... awaits. 1023 00:56:23,399 --> 00:56:25,443 Sometimes, I dream I can fly. 1024 00:56:27,443 --> 00:56:31,279 But I'm so exhausted from flapping my wings 1025 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,574 and the higher I soar, it reminds me 1026 00:56:33,575 --> 00:56:36,205 of how little I fit in with them on the ground. 1027 00:56:39,204 --> 00:56:41,372 So.. 1028 00:56:41,373 --> 00:56:44,209 I rise.. 1029 00:56:44,210 --> 00:56:47,389 And I rise, and I realize that.. 1030 00:56:56,389 --> 00:56:59,390 I don't wanna fly anymore. 1031 00:56:59,391 --> 00:57:02,563 They never knew what they were looking up at anyway. 1032 00:57:03,563 --> 00:57:06,732 And so, it is with great excitation 1033 00:57:06,733 --> 00:57:08,941 and an okay from the Almighty 1034 00:57:08,942 --> 00:57:11,819 that I announce my candidacy 1035 00:57:11,820 --> 00:57:13,154 for homecoming queen! 1036 00:57:15,824 --> 00:57:18,913 Over my dead body! 1037 00:57:20,913 --> 00:57:23,582 Look! We've got a jumper! 1038 00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:24,583 It's Billy Bloom! 1039 00:57:26,418 --> 00:57:29,337 I'm not killing myself, you philistines! 1040 00:57:29,338 --> 00:57:31,923 I've never been more determined to live in my life. 1041 00:57:31,924 --> 00:57:35,301 I'm not gonna let some bible-humping debutante 1042 00:57:35,302 --> 00:57:36,928 make a mockery of everything 1043 00:57:36,929 --> 00:57:38,597 I hold dear in this life. 1044 00:57:38,598 --> 00:57:40,640 Glamour, pageantry 1045 00:57:40,641 --> 00:57:42,767 and good hair. 1046 00:57:42,768 --> 00:57:45,936 I am announcing my candidacy 1047 00:57:45,937 --> 00:57:49,648 for homecoming queen! 1048 00:57:56,656 --> 00:57:59,285 Lynette! Help! Are you dead? 1049 00:58:01,285 --> 00:58:02,702 It's time to put a real queen 1050 00:58:02,703 --> 00:58:04,454 in charge of things around here. 1051 00:58:04,455 --> 00:58:05,873 Wait, wait. What happened? This is my interview. 1052 00:58:05,874 --> 00:58:07,500 Give me a second please, Lynette. 1053 00:58:07,501 --> 00:58:10,710 It... it's Bloom, isn't it? The coma kid? 1054 00:58:10,711 --> 00:58:12,963 Now, how do you wanna be identified on camera? 1055 00:58:12,964 --> 00:58:15,132 Gay? Straight? Transgender? 1056 00:58:15,133 --> 00:58:17,050 Transvisionary. 1057 00:58:17,051 --> 00:58:18,635 Gender obliviator. 1058 00:58:18,636 --> 00:58:19,636 Freak! 1059 00:58:21,515 --> 00:58:24,557 Okay, yeah, well, I was gonna reclaim it as my own anyway. 1060 00:58:24,558 --> 00:58:25,726 Works for me. 1061 00:58:25,727 --> 00:58:28,186 Wait, uh, now, this is my dream. 1062 00:58:28,187 --> 00:58:30,731 I'm standing here with Billy Bloom 1063 00:58:30,732 --> 00:58:32,483 self-proclaimed freak 1064 00:58:32,484 --> 00:58:35,068 here at Ulysses S. Grant Academy 1065 00:58:35,069 --> 00:58:37,153 where history is being made. 1066 00:58:37,154 --> 00:58:40,199 And this young man, that's right, I said man 1067 00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,659 just announced his candidacy 1068 00:58:42,660 --> 00:58:43,827 for homecoming queen! 1069 00:58:43,828 --> 00:58:45,538 Billy? Thank God. 1070 00:58:45,539 --> 00:58:48,331 Oh, I was so worried. You didn't text me back. 1071 00:58:48,332 --> 00:58:50,001 You don't need to be afraid. They do. 1072 00:58:51,001 --> 00:58:52,710 Tell us about your platform, Billy. 1073 00:58:52,711 --> 00:58:55,547 - Him? What about me? - Well. 1074 00:58:55,548 --> 00:58:57,756 My platform is simple. 1075 00:58:57,757 --> 00:59:00,884 I am pro-glamour, I'm anti-khaki. 1076 00:59:00,885 --> 00:59:03,596 I am pro-any-artistic-risk 1077 00:59:03,597 --> 00:59:06,558 and I'm against any attempts at categorization. 1078 00:59:06,559 --> 00:59:08,685 I am here to bring an end to the hatred 1079 00:59:08,686 --> 00:59:11,020 I've found at Ulysses S. Grant 1080 00:59:11,021 --> 00:59:13,740 and the world at large. 1081 00:59:21,740 --> 00:59:23,908 What do you think you're doing? 1082 00:59:23,909 --> 00:59:26,535 I'm going to watch golf 1083 00:59:26,536 --> 00:59:28,245 in peace. 1084 00:59:28,246 --> 00:59:29,705 Don't give me that look. 1085 00:59:29,706 --> 00:59:31,750 - What look? - That look! 1086 00:59:31,751 --> 00:59:34,752 Oh, I know the world is a horrible place 1087 00:59:34,753 --> 00:59:36,879 for rich, handsome, entitled men. 1088 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,256 Cry me a river. 1089 00:59:38,257 --> 00:59:40,383 I didn't ask him to come here. 1090 00:59:40,384 --> 00:59:42,262 And that was your first mistake. 1091 00:59:43,262 --> 00:59:45,721 I love my job, Mr. Bloom. 1092 00:59:45,722 --> 00:59:47,390 Lord knows I love this family. 1093 00:59:47,391 --> 00:59:48,808 But I'll walk straight out that door 1094 00:59:48,809 --> 00:59:50,392 right here and now 1095 00:59:50,393 --> 00:59:52,645 if you don't stop acting like an ass. 1096 00:59:52,646 --> 00:59:53,897 That's enough. 1097 00:59:53,898 --> 00:59:55,138 Oh, but I haven't even started. 1098 00:59:55,982 --> 00:59:58,608 Did you forget that this is the child 1099 00:59:58,609 --> 00:59:59,809 that you prayed for? 1100 01:00:00,402 --> 01:00:02,403 Well, I remember, because I'm the one 1101 01:00:02,404 --> 01:00:04,238 who taught you how to pray. 1102 01:00:04,239 --> 01:00:05,782 Well, I didn't pray for this. 1103 01:00:05,783 --> 01:00:07,242 It's all over the news. 1104 01:00:07,243 --> 01:00:10,079 He's running for homecoming queen. 1105 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,746 He is telling the monsters 1106 01:00:11,747 --> 01:00:14,416 who put him in a coma 1107 01:00:14,417 --> 01:00:17,586 "I will not let your abuse and your insults 1108 01:00:17,587 --> 01:00:19,671 "define how I wear.. 1109 01:00:19,672 --> 01:00:21,424 My tiara." 1110 01:00:26,596 --> 01:00:29,180 I'd rather be with my son. 1111 01:00:29,181 --> 01:00:31,516 But he doesn't want me. 1112 01:00:31,517 --> 01:00:33,476 I tried. 1113 01:00:33,477 --> 01:00:36,938 I tried in Darien but Muv shut me down. 1114 01:00:36,939 --> 01:00:41,275 I tried here and... he shut me out. 1115 01:00:41,276 --> 01:00:42,825 So keep trying. 1116 01:00:46,825 --> 01:00:49,827 You have more in common with that boy 1117 01:00:49,828 --> 01:00:51,341 than you think. 1118 01:01:08,387 --> 01:01:10,804 Hey, girl, hey! 1119 01:01:10,805 --> 01:01:12,723 Billy, what do you think you're doing? 1120 01:01:12,724 --> 01:01:15,643 Be gone, you have no powers here. 1121 01:01:15,644 --> 01:01:18,730 Homecoming queen? Billy? 1122 01:01:18,731 --> 01:01:20,815 Are you serious? 1123 01:01:20,816 --> 01:01:21,959 There's nothing I can do for you now. 1124 01:01:21,983 --> 01:01:23,028 Don't you get that? 1125 01:01:25,028 --> 01:01:27,821 You've done quite enough, Mark. 1126 01:01:27,822 --> 01:01:30,658 Okay, you know what? Fine. 1127 01:01:30,659 --> 01:01:31,826 You do what you want. 1128 01:01:31,827 --> 01:01:33,411 But don't expect me to bail you out. 1129 01:01:33,412 --> 01:01:35,874 From now on, you're on your own. 1130 01:01:37,874 --> 01:01:40,050 Actually, I'm not. 1131 01:01:46,050 --> 01:01:48,926 How would you like to be my sidekick? 1132 01:01:48,927 --> 01:01:50,844 Billy, I... I have been waiting my whole life 1133 01:01:50,845 --> 01:01:52,929 for someone to ask me that. 1134 01:01:52,930 --> 01:01:54,015 N... no, I mean 1135 01:01:54,016 --> 01:01:57,060 your name is really Mary Jane? 1136 01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,853 Yeah. What did you think it was? 1137 01:01:58,854 --> 01:02:00,355 Uh, it's not important right now. 1138 01:02:00,356 --> 01:02:02,899 We have bigger problems to solve. 1139 01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:06,402 And I don't want to do this one alone. 1140 01:02:06,403 --> 01:02:07,860 You won't be alone. 1141 01:02:07,861 --> 01:02:09,905 I mean, we'll all be there for you! 1142 01:02:09,906 --> 01:02:11,740 - So.. We? - Okay, Billy. 1143 01:02:11,741 --> 01:02:14,200 I have wanting to tell you about them forever. 1144 01:02:14,201 --> 01:02:16,202 But I was bound by oath to keep their secret 1145 01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:18,204 until they told me it was okay to let you in. 1146 01:02:18,205 --> 01:02:19,914 Who? 1147 01:02:19,915 --> 01:02:21,416 The shadow people. 1148 01:02:21,417 --> 01:02:24,878 - The who? - The shadow people. 1149 01:02:24,879 --> 01:02:26,796 It's a secret population of students 1150 01:02:26,797 --> 01:02:29,423 who survive on the fringes of the academy. 1151 01:02:29,424 --> 01:02:32,052 They live under the radar, out of the spotlight. 1152 01:02:32,053 --> 01:02:34,428 They're just regular students, like you and me. 1153 01:02:34,429 --> 01:02:36,222 I mean, you see them everywhere. 1154 01:02:36,223 --> 01:02:37,890 You just don't notice them 1155 01:02:37,891 --> 01:02:40,059 because they know how to blend in. 1156 01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:42,896 You see, the trick is you have to be attractive enough 1157 01:02:42,897 --> 01:02:44,814 as to not draw attention 1158 01:02:44,815 --> 01:02:47,108 but not attractive enough as to stand out 1159 01:02:47,109 --> 01:02:49,735 in a sea of physical perfection. 1160 01:02:49,736 --> 01:02:53,073 You have to be, um, a strict seven and a half. 1161 01:02:53,074 --> 01:02:55,617 They've been waiting a long time 1162 01:02:55,618 --> 01:02:57,327 for someone like you to come along 1163 01:02:57,328 --> 01:02:58,998 and they are ready to lend their support. 1164 01:02:59,998 --> 01:03:02,957 I know you won't let them down, Billy. 1165 01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:05,751 Students of Grant Academy 1166 01:03:05,752 --> 01:03:07,086 for too long 1167 01:03:07,087 --> 01:03:09,841 you have suffered in silence. 1168 01:03:10,841 --> 01:03:13,259 I am like you. 1169 01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:15,927 For too long, I thought being on the outside 1170 01:03:15,928 --> 01:03:17,846 meant having no voice. 1171 01:03:17,847 --> 01:03:20,850 I accepted the moldings and manipulations 1172 01:03:20,851 --> 01:03:21,851 that were pushed upon me 1173 01:03:21,977 --> 01:03:24,270 and was still shamed into silence. 1174 01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:27,105 No more. No more! 1175 01:03:27,106 --> 01:03:29,357 No more. No more! 1176 01:03:29,358 --> 01:03:33,487 All that changes from this moment on. 1177 01:03:33,488 --> 01:03:37,449 I know that without hope, you cannot live. 1178 01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:39,826 And without a bit of glamour, you can't live well. 1179 01:03:39,827 --> 01:03:41,953 We are important. 1180 01:03:41,954 --> 01:03:44,623 And we owe it to the kids that come after 1181 01:03:44,624 --> 01:03:47,293 the little boys and girls with the wrong haircut 1182 01:03:47,294 --> 01:03:49,295 or wrong accent or wrong curric... 1183 01:03:49,296 --> 01:03:50,962 Extra-curricular hobbies 1184 01:03:50,963 --> 01:03:54,216 to try and push ourselves into the light. 1185 01:03:54,217 --> 01:03:56,134 Give them the hope of seeing 1186 01:03:56,135 --> 01:03:59,679 a boy nominated for homecoming queen. 1187 01:04:03,309 --> 01:04:04,726 This is Felicia Watts 1188 01:04:04,727 --> 01:04:06,895 back at Ulysses S. Grant Academy 1189 01:04:06,896 --> 01:04:07,981 where it's day five of 1190 01:04:08,981 --> 01:04:10,857 "Academy Under Siege." 1191 01:04:10,858 --> 01:04:12,317 What's at stake? 1192 01:04:12,318 --> 01:04:16,029 One girl's dream and every girl's rights and privileges. 1193 01:04:16,030 --> 01:04:19,073 With me is homecoming queen nominee 1194 01:04:19,074 --> 01:04:20,367 Lynnette Franz. 1195 01:04:20,368 --> 01:04:22,577 Lynnette, can you give us an update? 1196 01:04:22,578 --> 01:04:23,578 Can I ever! 1197 01:04:23,996 --> 01:04:27,039 Well.. 1198 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,042 So, I was supposed to be 1199 01:04:29,043 --> 01:04:31,044 the only candidate running this year. 1200 01:04:31,045 --> 01:04:33,671 That's been the plan since the seventh grade. 1201 01:04:33,672 --> 01:04:37,050 But then, this sexually confused weirdo 1202 01:04:37,051 --> 01:04:39,010 announced that he was running. 1203 01:04:39,011 --> 01:04:41,012 Now, I don't know, maybe 1204 01:04:41,013 --> 01:04:43,682 maybe he doesn't realize he's not a girl. Whatever. 1205 01:04:43,683 --> 01:04:44,932 He doesn't stand a chance of winning 1206 01:04:44,933 --> 01:04:46,892 because everybody hates him. 1207 01:04:46,893 --> 01:04:48,186 Everybody? 1208 01:04:48,187 --> 01:04:50,562 Lynnette, look at the walls around you. 1209 01:04:50,563 --> 01:04:53,066 The support for Grant Academy's 1210 01:04:53,067 --> 01:04:56,361 Gender Obliviator is palpable. 1211 01:04:56,362 --> 01:04:59,071 With all due respect, Felicia 1212 01:04:59,072 --> 01:05:00,865 this is a simple case of.. 1213 01:05:00,866 --> 01:05:03,075 Decency versus depravity. 1214 01:05:03,076 --> 01:05:05,285 Tradition versus perdition. 1215 01:05:05,286 --> 01:05:07,539 And by the end of this election 1216 01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:09,039 I believe.. No. 1217 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,709 I know that this school 1218 01:05:11,710 --> 01:05:14,546 and this nation will come to its senses 1219 01:05:14,547 --> 01:05:16,923 and put a real queen in charge of things around here. 1220 01:05:16,924 --> 01:05:18,800 So, you don't think Billy Bloom has a chance 1221 01:05:18,801 --> 01:05:20,636 of taking home the tiara? 1222 01:05:21,636 --> 01:05:24,890 A homosexual representing our school? 1223 01:05:25,890 --> 01:05:28,599 I'd laugh if he wasn't being so disrespectful. 1224 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,935 I mean, it's like he's peeing 1225 01:05:29,936 --> 01:05:32,563 on the flag or something. 1226 01:05:32,564 --> 01:05:35,565 Look, he just wants attention 1227 01:05:35,566 --> 01:05:37,570 like all gays do, you know? 1228 01:05:38,570 --> 01:05:40,654 I do not. 1229 01:05:40,655 --> 01:05:42,947 Well, so, they can further their gay agenda. 1230 01:05:42,948 --> 01:05:46,326 And that is the God's honest truth. 1231 01:05:46,327 --> 01:05:47,911 What Billy is doing here 1232 01:05:47,912 --> 01:05:49,152 by running for homecoming queen 1233 01:05:49,997 --> 01:05:52,961 is destroying the way of life here at the academy. 1234 01:05:55,961 --> 01:05:57,201 Let's make America great again! 1235 01:05:59,966 --> 01:06:02,009 Bye, Felicia. 1236 01:06:07,432 --> 01:06:12,018 Disgruntled, delusional.. 1237 01:06:12,019 --> 01:06:14,520 But determined homecoming queen candidate 1238 01:06:14,521 --> 01:06:16,105 Lynnette Franz. 1239 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:18,107 And I am sure we have not heard 1240 01:06:18,108 --> 01:06:19,196 the last of her. 1241 01:06:29,662 --> 01:06:32,037 And after me, say 1242 01:06:32,038 --> 01:06:34,707 "Let Billy Bloom!" 1243 01:06:34,708 --> 01:06:37,042 One, two, three.. 1244 01:06:37,043 --> 01:06:38,669 - Let Billy Bloom. - Let Billy Bloom. 1245 01:06:38,670 --> 01:06:40,296 Louder. Come on. 1246 01:06:40,297 --> 01:06:42,131 - Let Billy Bloom. - One more time. 1247 01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:45,468 - Let Billy Bloom. - Let Billy Bloom. 1248 01:06:45,469 --> 01:06:47,220 Let Billy Bloom! 1249 01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:01,152 I love the shadow people! 1250 01:07:03,152 --> 01:07:07,031 They're like little homecoming elves. 1251 01:07:07,032 --> 01:07:10,661 Oh. Yes! There ain't no stopping us now, Billy. 1252 01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:15,247 Alright, if we can get one A-lister on our side 1253 01:07:15,248 --> 01:07:16,915 I think we can turn this whole election around. 1254 01:07:16,916 --> 01:07:18,167 Really, I do. 1255 01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:21,671 - What about Flip? - Next. 1256 01:07:21,672 --> 01:07:23,839 - Bo-Bo Peterson? - Not gonna happen. 1257 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,091 No, I think we can make it happen. 1258 01:07:25,092 --> 01:07:27,051 I mean, honestly, he hates Lynnette now. 1259 01:07:27,052 --> 01:07:29,678 She broke up with him. She broke his heart, banged his brother. 1260 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:30,722 I love it. 1261 01:07:30,723 --> 01:07:33,098 - Vote Lynette. - Vote for me. 1262 01:07:33,099 --> 01:07:35,517 - Vote for Lynette. - Vote for Lynette. 1263 01:07:35,518 --> 01:07:36,518 Vote for me. 1264 01:07:38,229 --> 01:07:40,688 Bo-Bo, I am so sorry 1265 01:07:40,689 --> 01:07:42,065 to hear about you and Lynnette 1266 01:07:42,066 --> 01:07:45,068 but have you given any thought to the other candidate 1267 01:07:45,069 --> 01:07:46,527 running for homecoming queen? 1268 01:07:46,528 --> 01:07:47,570 I ain't voting for that ho! 1269 01:07:47,571 --> 01:07:49,864 I'd just as soon vote for a butt worm. 1270 01:07:49,865 --> 01:07:52,120 Well, naturally, I am flattered. 1271 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,288 You got my vote. Just make sure you beat her. 1272 01:07:56,289 --> 01:07:57,289 Welcome to Team Bloom! 1273 01:08:02,086 --> 01:08:04,713 So, Bib, here's the deal. 1274 01:08:04,714 --> 01:08:06,255 When I give the signal at the pep rally 1275 01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:10,302 you're gonna put this button on your shirt. 1276 01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:11,930 What's the "F" for, "Fag?" 1277 01:08:12,930 --> 01:08:15,891 No, it's for freak, you freak. 1278 01:08:15,892 --> 01:08:18,309 Or should I call you Kid Krush? 1279 01:08:18,310 --> 01:08:19,894 Okay, look, butt lick 1280 01:08:19,895 --> 01:08:21,562 I don't know how you found out about In Twink 1281 01:08:21,563 --> 01:08:23,607 but if you don't shut up about it, I'll beat you so hard 1282 01:08:23,608 --> 01:08:25,566 you're gonna miss that coma, you got it? 1283 01:08:25,567 --> 01:08:27,110 It's not so much did I get it 1284 01:08:27,111 --> 01:08:30,742 but this young, budding Tarantino did. 1285 01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:34,325 Wait. Where did she come from? 1286 01:08:34,326 --> 01:08:36,911 Only the shadows know. 1287 01:08:36,912 --> 01:08:38,032 Now, do we have your support 1288 01:08:38,997 --> 01:08:40,915 or do you want that last little hate crime rant 1289 01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:42,086 to go viral? 1290 01:08:53,178 --> 01:08:55,096 - Oh, no. Not again. - What is it? 1291 01:08:55,097 --> 01:08:57,808 - Oh, it's nothing. - No, no, no. Let me see. 1292 01:08:58,808 --> 01:09:03,104 "Dear Billy, you are fierce." 1293 01:09:03,105 --> 01:09:04,305 Ain't nothing wrong with that. 1294 01:09:04,982 --> 01:09:07,607 Yeah, keep going. 1295 01:09:07,608 --> 01:09:09,317 Yadda, yadda, yadda.. 1296 01:09:09,318 --> 01:09:11,195 "You make me sick. 1297 01:09:11,196 --> 01:09:13,530 "You're ruining everything. 1298 01:09:13,531 --> 01:09:15,783 "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you 1299 01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:18,123 till you love me, faggot." 1300 01:09:21,123 --> 01:09:23,332 Chill out, all I'm trying to do 1301 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:26,293 is make this world a little more pretty. 1302 01:09:26,294 --> 01:09:28,462 I know, right? 1303 01:09:28,463 --> 01:09:30,213 A stalker means you're officially famous 1304 01:09:30,214 --> 01:09:31,214 which is good news. 1305 01:09:32,968 --> 01:09:35,388 I'm going to have to get you a security detail. 1306 01:09:36,388 --> 01:09:38,306 Yeah, I'm feeling good about.. 1307 01:09:38,307 --> 01:09:40,141 Yeah, I'll be right back, alright? 1308 01:09:40,142 --> 01:09:41,982 - Hey. - Hey. 1309 01:09:49,065 --> 01:09:52,152 I just wanted to say good luck with the whole homecoming queen thing. 1310 01:09:52,153 --> 01:09:54,362 Thank you. And you, too. 1311 01:09:54,363 --> 01:09:56,364 With the big match, I... I mean. 1312 01:09:56,365 --> 01:09:58,490 Not that... The homecoming queen. 1313 01:09:58,491 --> 01:10:01,247 Too many queens would spoil the broth. 1314 01:10:03,247 --> 01:10:05,336 - You're funny. - You're Flip. 1315 01:10:08,336 --> 01:10:10,174 I miss hanging out with you, Billy. 1316 01:10:14,174 --> 01:10:15,341 - Aren't you done yet? - Yeah, just.. 1317 01:10:15,342 --> 01:10:17,013 Just, uh, just give us a second. 1318 01:10:20,013 --> 01:10:21,096 It's been a second. 1319 01:10:21,097 --> 01:10:22,852 Yeah, just give us a minute! 1320 01:10:25,852 --> 01:10:27,770 I'm taking Sesame to the dance. 1321 01:10:27,771 --> 01:10:30,439 You know they're fake, right? 1322 01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:32,191 Billy, I think I'd know. 1323 01:10:32,192 --> 01:10:35,444 Oh, you sweet, innocent boy. 1324 01:10:35,445 --> 01:10:37,279 Go. Go on. 1325 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:38,455 It's been a minute. 1326 01:10:54,797 --> 01:10:57,385 Hey, Billy, how's it going? 1327 01:10:58,385 --> 01:11:00,385 I've had better days. 1328 01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:03,429 I've got to sort out all this stuff. 1329 01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:06,809 - Do you want a ride? - With you? 1330 01:11:06,810 --> 01:11:10,729 I know I've been a dick, but I wanna make things right. 1331 01:11:10,730 --> 01:11:15,317 Yeah. Sure. Thank you. 1332 01:11:15,318 --> 01:11:17,778 Get off. Get off. 1333 01:11:17,779 --> 01:11:19,238 Bernie, what the fuck.. 1334 01:11:19,239 --> 01:11:20,906 You don't mean that. 1335 01:11:20,907 --> 01:11:28,907 Please don't tell anyone. 1336 01:11:29,123 --> 01:11:30,258 Don't tell anyone! 1337 01:11:39,258 --> 01:11:42,135 Ladies and gentlemen, hello, and welcome 1338 01:11:42,136 --> 01:11:44,763 to the Ulysses S. Grant Academy 1339 01:11:44,764 --> 01:11:46,764 homecoming game pre-show. 1340 01:11:49,101 --> 01:11:50,644 And I... and I know how excited everyone is 1341 01:11:50,645 --> 01:11:52,313 to see this year's nominees 1342 01:11:52,314 --> 01:11:54,355 so without further ado 1343 01:11:54,356 --> 01:11:55,607 I present the parade of floats 1344 01:11:55,608 --> 01:11:58,861 made by your homecoming queen candidates. 1345 01:11:58,862 --> 01:12:01,946 First up, Miss Lynnette Franz! 1346 01:12:17,712 --> 01:12:19,213 Oh, come on. 1347 01:12:19,214 --> 01:12:21,674 These folks expect a show! 1348 01:12:21,675 --> 01:12:24,384 They want to be wowed! 1349 01:12:24,385 --> 01:12:27,888 ♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪ 1350 01:12:27,889 --> 01:12:29,389 ♪ You better run better.. ♪♪ 1351 01:12:29,390 --> 01:12:31,308 I mean, this is the float 1352 01:12:31,309 --> 01:12:34,394 that you've been planning since the seventh grade? 1353 01:12:34,395 --> 01:12:37,564 This float was meant to be her legacy. 1354 01:12:37,565 --> 01:12:39,317 It should have been the ultimate expression 1355 01:12:39,318 --> 01:12:41,568 of who she was, and the culmination of all her hopes 1356 01:12:41,569 --> 01:12:45,238 and dreams and heartfelt artistic yearnings! 1357 01:12:45,239 --> 01:12:47,157 Luckily, the crowd didn't have too long 1358 01:12:47,158 --> 01:12:48,660 to dwell on this because.. 1359 01:12:48,661 --> 01:12:49,821 And now, ladies and gentlemen 1360 01:12:49,995 --> 01:12:52,371 I present our second candidate. 1361 01:12:52,372 --> 01:12:53,372 Here comes Billy Bloom! 1362 01:12:56,251 --> 01:13:00,840 ♪ Ah ah ♪ 1363 01:13:03,841 --> 01:13:06,509 ♪ Candy ♪ 1364 01:13:06,510 --> 01:13:08,177 ♪ She's sweet like ♪ 1365 01:13:08,178 --> 01:13:12,098 ♪ Candy in my veins ♪ 1366 01:13:12,099 --> 01:13:14,685 ♪ Baby ♪ 1367 01:13:14,686 --> 01:13:16,895 ♪ I'm dying for ♪ 1368 01:13:16,896 --> 01:13:20,524 ♪ Another taste ♪ 1369 01:13:20,525 --> 01:13:22,692 ♪ And every night my mind is ♪ 1370 01:13:22,693 --> 01:13:26,445 ♪ Running around her ♪ 1371 01:13:26,446 --> 01:13:27,864 ♪ Then it's getting louder ♪ 1372 01:13:27,865 --> 01:13:30,200 ♪ And louder ♪ 1373 01:13:30,201 --> 01:13:34,245 ♪ Baby you're like lightning in a bottle ♪ 1374 01:13:34,246 --> 01:13:38,040 ♪ I can't let you go now that I got it ♪ 1375 01:13:38,041 --> 01:13:41,210 ♪ All I need is ♪ 1376 01:13:41,211 --> 01:13:43,297 ♪ To be struck ♪ 1377 01:13:43,298 --> 01:13:46,048 ♪ By your electric ♪ 1378 01:13:46,049 --> 01:13:48,930 ♪ Love ♪ 1379 01:13:51,930 --> 01:13:56,101 ♪ Baby you're electric love ♪ 1380 01:13:56,102 --> 01:13:58,897 Surely, I have reached nirvana. 1381 01:13:59,897 --> 01:14:02,149 This is heaven on earth 1382 01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:05,485 and I haven't even been crowned yet. 1383 01:14:05,486 --> 01:14:08,946 So, let's not let four quarters of football 1384 01:14:08,947 --> 01:14:10,615 stand between me and my tiara 1385 01:14:10,616 --> 01:14:14,743 and just cut to the end of the game. 1386 01:14:14,744 --> 01:14:17,788 Let's go, Griffin. Let's go! 1387 01:14:17,789 --> 01:14:20,666 Let's go, Griffin. Let's go! 1388 01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:22,584 There are 15 seconds left to play 1389 01:14:22,585 --> 01:14:25,253 and we're down by three. 1390 01:14:25,254 --> 01:14:27,340 The fate of the entire universe 1391 01:14:27,341 --> 01:14:29,758 rests on Flip's broad shoulders. 1392 01:14:35,641 --> 01:14:37,475 Touchdown! 1393 01:14:37,476 --> 01:14:39,476 Oh, the Griffins scores and with that 1394 01:14:39,477 --> 01:14:41,936 the Griffins win, 27 1395 01:14:41,937 --> 01:14:43,814 Huskies, 24. 1396 01:14:43,815 --> 01:14:46,609 I didn't see the touchdown. 1397 01:14:46,610 --> 01:14:48,694 I was looking at Flip. 1398 01:14:48,695 --> 01:14:50,445 Is he okay? 1399 01:14:50,446 --> 01:14:53,114 Those scouts. 1400 01:14:53,115 --> 01:14:55,368 His father. 1401 01:14:55,369 --> 01:14:56,452 This game.. 1402 01:14:56,453 --> 01:14:58,287 He'll be okay. 1403 01:14:58,288 --> 01:15:00,625 It meant everything to him. 1404 01:15:17,641 --> 01:15:20,183 And just like that, with one thumbs up 1405 01:15:20,184 --> 01:15:22,851 Flip Kelly was gone 1406 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:24,520 and Mark Kelly could paint the world 1407 01:15:24,521 --> 01:15:26,189 however he saw it. 1408 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:40,244 I wanna congratulate our Griffins! 1409 01:15:43,582 --> 01:15:45,041 And especially Bo-Bo Peterson. 1410 01:15:45,042 --> 01:15:47,711 Stand up, Bo-Bo. 1411 01:15:47,712 --> 01:15:49,503 On a spectacular 1412 01:15:49,504 --> 01:15:50,504 game-winning touchdown. 1413 01:15:55,343 --> 01:15:58,762 And our thoughts and prayers go out to Flip Kelly 1414 01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:03,350 and hope that tonight's unfortunate injury won't.. 1415 01:16:03,351 --> 01:16:04,728 Let's just keep him in our thoughts. 1416 01:16:04,729 --> 01:16:05,936 But now, it's time to give 1417 01:16:05,937 --> 01:16:07,855 our homecoming queen nominees their chance 1418 01:16:07,856 --> 01:16:09,690 to say something before 1419 01:16:09,691 --> 01:16:11,900 the ballots are cast and a winner is crowned. 1420 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,570 First up, Lynnette Franz. 1421 01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:25,747 - Here, my dear. - Thank you. 1422 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:28,046 Hi, everyone. How you doin'? 1423 01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:34,048 Okay.. 1424 01:16:34,049 --> 01:16:36,424 Principal Onnigan, faculty 1425 01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:37,970 friends, cheer squad, God Squad 1426 01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:41,388 alumni and lunch ladies! 1427 01:16:41,389 --> 01:16:43,057 Let's hear it for the real girl! 1428 01:16:43,058 --> 01:16:45,435 Me! Yay! 1429 01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:49,228 So... first reason 1430 01:16:49,229 --> 01:16:51,439 you should vote for me.. 1431 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:53,233 And, uh.. 1432 01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:55,736 I kinda can't believe that I have to remind you all this 1433 01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:58,783 but apparently I do. 1434 01:16:59,783 --> 01:17:02,408 Homecoming queens.. Hmm.. 1435 01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:04,786 Yeah, they're... they're, they're girls, y'all! 1436 01:17:07,082 --> 01:17:09,500 You can't just decide what's right and wrong 1437 01:17:09,501 --> 01:17:12,001 based on the cast of "Glee." 1438 01:17:12,002 --> 01:17:15,089 - Hashtag quotable. - We love Lynette! 1439 01:17:15,090 --> 01:17:18,759 Second reason you should vote for me. 1440 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:21,010 My rival.. 1441 01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:23,764 And I'm not even going to dirty my lips to say his name. 1442 01:17:23,765 --> 01:17:24,932 Don't do it. 1443 01:17:24,933 --> 01:17:27,850 He seems to only be interested in one thing 1444 01:17:27,851 --> 01:17:29,687 and that's turning this school 1445 01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:31,689 into some kind of tranny bar. 1446 01:17:32,689 --> 01:17:35,607 All gays are going to hell. 1447 01:17:35,608 --> 01:17:38,777 - Yup. - And that's not me. 1448 01:17:38,778 --> 01:17:40,112 It's not me saying that. 1449 01:17:40,113 --> 01:17:42,281 That's.. 1450 01:17:42,282 --> 01:17:44,282 That's Leviticus. 1451 01:17:44,283 --> 01:17:45,537 That's right, yeah, girl. 1452 01:17:47,537 --> 01:17:49,998 ♪ Father son and Holy Ghost ♪ 1453 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:52,165 ♪ Who's the queen Christ loves the most? ♪ 1454 01:17:52,166 --> 01:17:53,875 ♪ Lynette Lynette ♪ 1455 01:17:53,876 --> 01:17:55,294 ♪ Lynette ♪♪ 1456 01:17:57,298 --> 01:18:00,717 Thank you. 1457 01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:02,843 Thank you so much. 1458 01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:04,307 Thank you so much. Thank you. 1459 01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,889 You know, I've been waiting for this day 1460 01:18:07,890 --> 01:18:09,683 since I was twelve years old. 1461 01:18:09,684 --> 01:18:12,728 I'm sure you all have too. 1462 01:18:12,729 --> 01:18:14,733 That was enlightening. 1463 01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:17,361 And our next contestant.. 1464 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:20,527 Billy Bloom. 1465 01:18:37,712 --> 01:18:39,838 Thank you, Lynnette, for that 1466 01:18:39,839 --> 01:18:44,051 most gracious set-up. 1467 01:18:44,052 --> 01:18:46,427 Now.. 1468 01:18:46,428 --> 01:18:49,431 My appearance tonight might come as a shock 1469 01:18:49,432 --> 01:18:51,600 to many of you. 1470 01:18:51,601 --> 01:18:54,727 Sure, I could have worn a real show-stopper of an outfit 1471 01:18:54,728 --> 01:18:56,562 and talked smack about Lynnette 1472 01:18:56,563 --> 01:18:59,857 and reminded you all how you tried to kill me 1473 01:18:59,858 --> 01:19:01,109 and maybe you could vote for me 1474 01:19:01,110 --> 01:19:02,860 to try and clear your conscience 1475 01:19:02,861 --> 01:19:05,616 but instead, I stand before you. 1476 01:19:07,616 --> 01:19:10,411 And I'm stripped of all my usual bells and whistles. 1477 01:19:11,411 --> 01:19:13,958 Just a clean-scrubbed face. 1478 01:19:14,958 --> 01:19:16,378 To show you that.. 1479 01:19:18,378 --> 01:19:19,753 To show you that I'm 1480 01:19:19,754 --> 01:19:22,547 I'm not so different from you 1481 01:19:22,548 --> 01:19:23,882 despite your protestations 1482 01:19:23,883 --> 01:19:25,054 despite mine. 1483 01:19:29,054 --> 01:19:30,432 You can call me a freak. Okay. 1484 01:19:32,432 --> 01:19:33,477 I am what I am. 1485 01:19:35,477 --> 01:19:38,814 You're all freaks too, I mean.. 1486 01:19:38,815 --> 01:19:39,983 Look at you. 1487 01:19:40,983 --> 01:19:43,611 Isn't that what being a teenager is all about? 1488 01:19:45,611 --> 01:19:47,904 I think that we're all pretty worried 1489 01:19:47,905 --> 01:19:52,493 that we're not gonna fit in. 1490 01:19:52,494 --> 01:19:55,453 That if people found out the real us 1491 01:19:55,454 --> 01:19:58,916 they would reject us, they would recoil in horror. 1492 01:19:58,917 --> 01:20:00,669 That they'd all hate us. 1493 01:20:01,669 --> 01:20:02,920 And we all carry around 1494 01:20:02,921 --> 01:20:05,092 some kind of secret shame. 1495 01:20:08,092 --> 01:20:11,472 We've each got a flag to fly. 1496 01:20:13,472 --> 01:20:16,936 Just some of us are flying them on the inside. 1497 01:20:17,936 --> 01:20:21,939 So, I am asking you to look inside that secret place 1498 01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:25,859 where your freak flag flies 1499 01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:27,614 and raise it up.. 1500 01:20:29,614 --> 01:20:31,489 Loud.. 1501 01:20:31,490 --> 01:20:34,159 And proud. 1502 01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:36,119 Look, I know I have not been here for very long 1503 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:38,958 but I am asking for a tradition to take place now. 1504 01:20:39,958 --> 01:20:41,961 A tradition of inclusion. 1505 01:20:42,961 --> 01:20:45,132 Of acceptance. Of tolerance. 1506 01:20:48,131 --> 01:20:51,009 Love who you're gonna love. 1507 01:20:51,010 --> 01:20:54,054 Follow whatever path it is that makes you 1508 01:20:54,055 --> 01:20:56,309 be the person that you are. 1509 01:20:58,309 --> 01:21:00,225 I... I've got one thing to ask tonight 1510 01:21:00,226 --> 01:21:02,312 when you cast your ballot. 1511 01:21:02,313 --> 01:21:04,063 Vote for me. 1512 01:21:04,064 --> 01:21:07,858 You're voting for the freak 1513 01:21:07,859 --> 01:21:10,694 in all of us. 1514 01:21:10,695 --> 01:21:12,822 You're voting for the freak that stands before you 1515 01:21:12,823 --> 01:21:14,243 but you're voting for.. 1516 01:21:16,243 --> 01:21:21,163 The freak in each and every one of you. 1517 01:21:21,164 --> 01:21:22,667 That's all. 1518 01:21:37,055 --> 01:21:39,061 Yay! Billy! 1519 01:22:01,871 --> 01:22:04,039 And now, students of Grant Academy 1520 01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:12,040 it's time to get out your smart phones and vote. 1521 01:22:24,435 --> 01:22:26,061 Well, the votes have been tabulated 1522 01:22:26,062 --> 01:22:28,068 and you've all made your feelings abundantly clear. 1523 01:22:35,071 --> 01:22:37,992 The winner is Lynnette Franz! 1524 01:22:42,328 --> 01:22:43,648 Here she is, ladies and gentlemen. 1525 01:22:43,955 --> 01:22:45,747 Your new homecoming queen 1526 01:22:45,748 --> 01:22:48,083 Lynnette Franz! 1527 01:22:48,084 --> 01:22:49,086 Thank you. 1528 01:22:51,086 --> 01:22:52,463 Thank you. 1529 01:22:52,464 --> 01:22:55,006 The crowd who just moments ago were on my side 1530 01:22:55,007 --> 01:22:57,095 now applauded wildly for her. 1531 01:23:00,094 --> 01:23:02,472 What are you still doing on stage, freak? 1532 01:23:02,473 --> 01:23:03,681 Get lost. 1533 01:23:03,682 --> 01:23:06,100 Sesame, do you always have to be such a bitch? 1534 01:23:06,101 --> 01:23:07,437 Yeah. I think I do! 1535 01:23:09,437 --> 01:23:10,437 Billy. 1536 01:23:13,025 --> 01:23:14,191 She might have gotten my vote 1537 01:23:14,192 --> 01:23:17,110 but you got my heart. 1538 01:23:17,111 --> 01:23:18,116 Good job. 1539 01:23:22,116 --> 01:23:24,160 Thank you. Thank you so.. 1540 01:23:24,161 --> 01:23:26,370 I know, stop. 1541 01:23:26,371 --> 01:23:27,371 Thank you. 1542 01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:32,709 God wins! God wins! 1543 01:23:32,710 --> 01:23:35,629 For me, it was never actually about being the queen. 1544 01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:38,052 It was about showing them I was worthy. 1545 01:23:40,052 --> 01:23:42,512 And I did. 1546 01:23:42,513 --> 01:23:45,056 And what to my wondering eyes should appear.. 1547 01:23:45,057 --> 01:23:46,140 Billy. 1548 01:23:46,141 --> 01:23:47,141 But the man who I thought 1549 01:23:47,142 --> 01:23:49,643 had abandoned me. 1550 01:23:49,644 --> 01:23:51,812 The man who came to tonight's barbecue 1551 01:23:51,813 --> 01:23:53,690 even though he thought his little boy was gonna give 1552 01:23:53,691 --> 01:23:55,236 a speech in a dress. 1553 01:23:57,236 --> 01:23:58,652 The man that is.. 1554 01:23:58,653 --> 01:23:59,653 Daddy? 1555 01:24:02,156 --> 01:24:04,158 I'm here. 1556 01:24:04,159 --> 01:24:05,159 I'm queer. 1557 01:24:08,036 --> 01:24:09,709 I'll get used to it. 1558 01:24:12,709 --> 01:24:16,168 - I lost. - Are you kidding me? 1559 01:24:16,169 --> 01:24:18,174 That was the biggest win I've ever seen. 1560 01:24:21,174 --> 01:24:23,051 Look at me. 1561 01:24:23,052 --> 01:24:26,012 I am so proud of you. 1562 01:24:26,013 --> 01:24:27,102 Thank you. 1563 01:24:31,102 --> 01:24:32,355 Mm. 1564 01:24:34,355 --> 01:24:37,690 Come on, son. Let's go home. 1565 01:24:37,691 --> 01:24:39,362 Yes, sir. 1566 01:24:47,243 --> 01:24:48,618 You know I could have dodged that tackle 1567 01:24:48,619 --> 01:24:51,370 the other night, right? 1568 01:24:51,371 --> 01:24:54,207 But I realized that I found something more important than 1569 01:24:54,208 --> 01:24:56,709 than pleasing my dad. 1570 01:24:56,710 --> 01:24:58,880 More important than football. 1571 01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:00,966 Me. 1572 01:25:01,966 --> 01:25:09,966 I never would have discovered that without you. 1573 01:25:11,557 --> 01:25:13,157 I'm so sorry I stopped being your friend. 1574 01:25:15,061 --> 01:25:16,895 It's okay. 1575 01:25:16,896 --> 01:25:17,983 You were just being you. 1576 01:25:19,983 --> 01:25:22,320 Muv was just being Muv. 1577 01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:26,488 How about I do me 1578 01:25:26,489 --> 01:25:29,574 and you do you? 1579 01:25:29,575 --> 01:25:31,493 And maybe one day we can try 1580 01:25:31,494 --> 01:25:34,080 the other way around. 1581 01:25:34,081 --> 01:25:35,834 Deal? 1582 01:25:38,834 --> 01:25:40,086 Nice try. 1583 01:26:05,278 --> 01:26:08,531 ♪ I need your secrets ♪ 1584 01:26:08,532 --> 01:26:11,783 ♪ From your past ♪ 1585 01:26:11,784 --> 01:26:15,203 ♪ It's like your stitches ♪ 1586 01:26:15,204 --> 01:26:18,456 ♪ Are pulled apart ♪ 1587 01:26:18,457 --> 01:26:21,875 ♪ Your information ♪ 1588 01:26:21,876 --> 01:26:25,338 ♪ Is high demand ♪ 1589 01:26:25,339 --> 01:26:28,174 ♪ And all that content ♪ 1590 01:26:28,175 --> 01:26:30,970 ♪ Is like grains of sand ♪ 1591 01:26:31,970 --> 01:26:35,307 ♪ As it diffuses ♪ 1592 01:26:35,308 --> 01:26:38,643 ♪ Through those cracks ♪ 1593 01:26:38,644 --> 01:26:41,813 ♪ It's in the air now ♪ 1594 01:26:41,814 --> 01:26:45,399 ♪ There's no turning back ♪ 1595 01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:48,820 ♪ And those little victims ♪ 1596 01:26:48,821 --> 01:26:52,032 ♪ That no one sees ♪ 1597 01:26:52,033 --> 01:26:55,326 ♪ Need information ♪ 1598 01:26:55,327 --> 01:26:59,747 ♪ That your body bleeds ♪ 1599 01:26:59,748 --> 01:27:03,209 ♪ I need to know you're thinking of me ♪ 1600 01:27:03,210 --> 01:27:06,254 ♪ I need to know you're there ♪ 1601 01:27:06,255 --> 01:27:09,674 ♪ I need the information now ♪ 1602 01:27:09,675 --> 01:27:13,010 ♪ I got to know that you care ♪ 1603 01:27:13,011 --> 01:27:16,222 ♪ Give me something that I can work with ♪ 1604 01:27:16,223 --> 01:27:19,350 ♪ Deliver me from the dark ♪ 1605 01:27:19,351 --> 01:27:23,103 ♪ Give me something that I can count on ♪ 1606 01:27:23,104 --> 01:27:25,954 ♪ Right now it seems so far ♪ 1607 01:27:38,954 --> 01:27:42,289 ♪ You're complicated ♪ 1608 01:27:42,290 --> 01:27:45,625 ♪ And hard to read ♪ 1609 01:27:45,626 --> 01:27:49,213 ♪ Your information ♪ 1610 01:27:49,214 --> 01:27:52,423 ♪ Is all I need ♪ 1611 01:27:52,424 --> 01:27:55,803 ♪ But when those stitches ♪ 1612 01:27:55,804 --> 01:27:59,473 ♪ Are pulled apart ♪ 1613 01:27:59,474 --> 01:28:02,392 ♪ All that content ♪ 1614 01:28:02,393 --> 01:28:05,937 ♪ Well it gets so dark ♪ 1615 01:28:05,938 --> 01:28:09,400 ♪ It becomes toxic ♪ 1616 01:28:09,401 --> 01:28:12,652 ♪ And hard to breathe ♪ 1617 01:28:12,653 --> 01:28:15,906 ♪ You can't escape it ♪ 1618 01:28:15,907 --> 01:28:20,494 ♪ And it gets extreme ♪ 1619 01:28:20,495 --> 01:28:24,080 ♪ I need to know you're thinking of me ♪ 1620 01:28:24,081 --> 01:28:27,500 ♪ I need to know you're there ♪ 1621 01:28:27,501 --> 01:28:30,628 ♪ I need the information now ♪ 1622 01:28:30,629 --> 01:28:33,797 ♪ I got to know you care ♪ 1623 01:28:33,798 --> 01:28:37,342 ♪ Give me something that I can work with ♪ 1624 01:28:37,343 --> 01:28:40,471 ♪ Deliver me from the dark ♪ 1625 01:28:40,472 --> 01:28:44,266 ♪ Give me someone that I can count on ♪ 1626 01:28:44,267 --> 01:28:47,520 ♪ Right now you seem so far ♪ 1627 01:28:47,521 --> 01:28:50,940 ♪ Give me something that I can work with ♪ 1628 01:28:50,941 --> 01:28:54,193 ♪ Deliver me from the dark ♪ 1629 01:28:54,194 --> 01:28:57,614 ♪ Give me something that I can count on ♪ 1630 01:28:57,615 --> 01:29:03,958 ♪ Right now you seem so far ♪♪