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I haven't been sleeping well.

There's a lot of things you haven't been doing well lately.

If I stop, I start to think.

And if I think, my inner demons eat me alive.

Sophie is fucking someone else.

Nacho, the police!

- Nacho, call Rocco! - What do we do now?

Listen up everyone!

- I'm directing this now! - Rolling!

It's the second time you do things behind my back. And you know what?

There won't be a third.

You've been nominated for the AVN Awards.

Nacho's going to get an award, I didn't want to upset him.

Best Actress award goes to...

- Bellísima! - Bellísima!

- We had no future together. - Fuck you.

No, no, no!

You're both dead to me.

Toni!

What defines a person?

Their actions? Their vices?

I've always been defined by a number.

The number 25.

The number that has given me everything in life.

According to numerology, the number 25 represents...

the need for freedom and adventure.

I've always had plenty of that.

Twenty five, sir, please.

No, no, no, no. That's my lucky number.

That's my lucky number.

Fuck yeah.

That's how long my dick is!

Are you nuts?

That's how long my dick is!

Son of a bitch!

But if you add the numbers two and five...

God is everywhere.

...you get the number seven.

Only you can save yourself.

The number of spirituality.

That's probably the reason why...

my life pushed me little by little to look into my inner self.

To learn why I do what I do.

I hate you!

I don't know what's going on.

Help me. Nacho, can you hear me?

Why I end up turning everything that is beautiful around me

into total shit.

You'll end up alone.

- You're pathetic! - Alone...

Alone!

- Alone. Alone. - No!

Dad?

Dad! Dad!

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SPAIN

Have you decided where to take his remains?

There's a place in my estate that he especially liked.

We can leave his ashes there if you like.

Makes no difference.

Dad is no longer with us.

YOUR FAMILY WILL REMEMBER YOU ALWAYS

Put all the pants together,

with these shirts, and we'll take it all to the church.

What about this?

They're Dad's watches.

There's nothing in there.

We had to sell them when we moved.

We can wait a few days if you want.

You're gonna end up alone.

Alone. Alone!

- Hello? - Sara?

Sara doesn't live here anymore.

Hello?

Hello?

Okay, okay, okay! I see you loved the show, huh?

You're such little pervs.

And I can see a naughty lady over there too.

You're all such dirty little horndogs.

Nacho?

- Nacho Vidal! - Hey, man!

What's going on?

What is it?

What is it?

- Motherfucker! - Nacho! Nacho!

Ladies and gentlemen, here with you... Nacho Vidal!

Nacho!

Get up.

Nacho!

Nacho!

I expected to see everyone here.

Time passes for everyone, not just for you.

They've all grown, they have their own lives.

Lucky for them. Because I feel very lost.

And what about the industry?

I thought you were coming to tell me you have your own production company.

Hey! Nacho Vidal Productions. I can see it now.

I don't know what to do with my life.

Well, it can happen when you lose someone important.

You think you've lost a father, but you still have another one.

Nacho, you've never given up,

and you're so close to becoming the star you always wanted to be.

Now you're in Spain, fight for it. Sort things out with Toni.

That's why I need you by my side.

You can count on me.

Hey, me too.

Count on me too.

Mark my words, you're about to see the biggest pussy in the history of porn.

Last week I ate the biggest pussy ever.

You're an animal.

- It was something like this. - You perv.

Cut it out! I'll never be able to eat grapefruit again without thinking of you.

- Without thinking of her, you horndog. - Yeah.

That must be Tillín.

I'll get it.

That woman is a mess with her keys.

- Pour us some more drinks. - Alright.

Put some grapefruit in.

You bastard!

Ponce, you're such a dog.

Let's see.

Hey.

Fuck off, man.

Hey, Toni, wait! Can we talk a minute?

- You want your ass kicked? - Hold on, man.

Father, you've got a visitor.

Listen. I was such a jerk.

- Nacho... - I'm sorry.

I'm not kicking your ass right now out of respect for father.

- Don't touch me! - If I could go back in time, I would.

If you could go back in time, you'd fuck up again!

Thank you, Father.

- See you. - Toni...

Come on, man, don't go!

So now what?

- Oh, my Nacho, you're still the same. - Yeah.

- But a little richer. - And more famous.

I'm not sure it's worth it.

- You've ended up alone, dude. - Ponce...

No, it's true.

It's true, I feel lonely.

I don't know how to fix things with Toni.

That's no surprise. But did you come to stay?

Remember what we talked about?

Coming back to Spain when I became a star, make movies... Remember?

- What? - Sorry, pal. You're too late.

- I'm retired. - You're more bored than ever!

- Go on, Nacho, you have my full support. - Thanks, Mom.

Have you two seen the shit they're making now?

Because it's not us making it, Dad!

José Mari, I've been telling you for ages.

It's shit because there isn't enough talent.

You and Nacho together would be fucking awesome.

Amen.

I'm dead serious.

You can shoot cheaper than ever before,

with more resources than ever before.

Honey, what do you gain by staying out of it?

It seems to me that Nacho isn't the only one who's wound up alone.

You're a jerk.

So what? Are we doing the movie?

Alright.

I'm the director.

And the screenwriter.

Nacho Vidal, star and producer.

The one who pays is in charge, Dad!

- What a dick. - A 25 cm one!

- You're screwed. - You jerk.

To a promising future in Spain.

And getting back together again.

Hey, what about Sara?

I can't seem to find her.

She's a businesswoman now.

EROTIC HOTLINE

Hi. How are you? What's your name? I'm Alicia.

Hello. I'm Conchi. How about we f...

Hi, big guy. My name is Susana. Do you wanna have a good time?

I left what you wanted in the kitchen.

- You've been a bad boy. - He's a perv. Be hard with him.

Hey, don't rush it. Take a few more minutes.

Hello. My name is Julieta and I'm so horny.

How can I help you?

Hello? Is there anybody hidden away there who'd like to play a little game?

Yes.

Great. My name is Julieta.

Don't tell me you're one of those naughty boys who won't tell me their name.

Romeo. My name is Romeo.

Romeo?

Why are you calling me, Romeo?

Are you horny or you just can't sleep?

I was remembering a girl.

A girl that would go down on me as if her life depended on it.

Okay, okay...

You want me to blow you right now?

Please, I'd love that.

But this is new to me, it's my first time. What do I do?

Okay, listen, the first thing you need to do is unzip your pants.

Let me hear you.

It's Nacho!

Are you serious?

That's how I like it.

What are you doing?

I'm rubbing my nipples.

I bet they're small and pointy.

Yes, yes, yes!

Do you want to lick them?

Julieta, you're making me so hot.

I want to feel you deep inside me.

Oh, yes, yes. I can feel it. It's so big. It's huge.

That's it.

You want me to stick it in?

Don't stop, Romeo.

Don't stop.

Yeah, I want you to suck me!

Don't stop. Keep going, Romeo.

Don't stop, please!

Nacho!

You're a fucking pervert!

- Why the fuck are you calling this line? - Shit!

Goddammit, girl.

You made me so horny.

That was the whole point, right?

I couldn't find you.

- We should meet up. - Are you in Spain?

I'm back here to stay.

Tell me where, I'll pick you up.

No fucking way. I gotta work tonight.

Damn, always the same.

- But you can buy me breakfast. - Do it.

Deal.

See you tomorrow then, chickbutt.

Hold on, hold on. Don't hang up.

Tell me again about your nipples. I want to have another go.

How expensive is this call gonna be?

See you tomorrow, gorgeous.

See you tomorrow.

That's hot!

That was great!

- You've been through so much! - That's why I had to see you.

I'm sorry about your father.

He was very proud of you.

- I regret not having been by his side. - But you were.

Everything you are, you owe it to him.

Well, maybe I had something to do with it.

- Your ego is gonna kill you one day. - You're right.

I am who I am thanks to him.

And thanks to you too.

That's why I want you by my side.

No fucking way, Nacho.

I'm nobody's second choice.

If that girl hadn't dumped you, you wouldn't be sitting here.

I've changed, Sara.

I've grown. I want to be a dad, have a family.

- What? - Come on!

Why are you laughing?

You're my first candidate.

You were always the first one for me, you know that.

Where is my ring?

Your ring? In the trash.

Fuck you, Nacho.

What the hell is that?

Open it.

Open it.

You scare me.

Know how many women I had to fuck to buy you that?

You're an asshole.

All that's needed is the "I do."

To the movie that I'm gonna make with Ponce.

Look, I appreciate it, Nacho.

But no, no and no.

Sara, don't fuck with me. I need you.

You can't walk in and out of my life and expect me to keep waiting for you.

I don't walk in and out like that. That's not how it works.

I've always been here.

And now I'm back home to stay.

I'm happy that you're home, Nacho Vidal.

But your time is up.

Give me a break. Am I on the clock?

Time is money, and I have to go.

Sara, sit back down. We haven't seen each other in ages.

I'm glad you're back, Nacho.

Is that it?

I'll call you.

Good luck with your movie!

Get out! No, Nacho, get out!

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Yes.

Nacho, you're gonna walk through here under this semen rain.

You'll find Margarita's dead body lying here.

- Sorry, he's going to fuck me dead? - Sure. Nacho, are you OK?

Let's go, we're shooting.

Okay? So let's get hard and shoot.

Everyone in place!

- Camera. - Frame.

Action!

No! Hold on!

Excuse me.

I'm sorry, I know I'm late.

But I'd like to help Nacho out with all this.

This is much more than just a movie to me.

I kept my own promise.

For the first time.

I came back to Spain to make movies.

Action!

Making movies! We're making movies, Father!

- We did it. - I got back everything I loved.

- A toast to Arnau. - To Arnau!

The movie is gonna blow your minds!

- Hey, Nacho! - Even forgiveness.

It wasn't easy living with guilt.

- I'm sorry They tricked me. - Are you nuts or what?

I needed to heal all my old wounds.

Be reborn.

Keep only the best of me.

And get rid of all the rest.

My darkest side.

To focus on what really mattered.

To conquer the USA, but now from Spain.

That's Gallagher. He's the fucking boss.

Work with him and you'll make it big.

Stagliano, come in. Welcome!

- Hey! - So, have you seen the film?

You are gonna be the next king of porn, I assure you.

- Partners. - Partners.

Let's conquer the world.

To this company's bright future

and to the woman who gave me life!

NACHO VIDAL PRODUCTIONS

NACHO VIDAL PRODUCTIONS

- Hello. - Hi, Nacho. How are you?

I'm not sure you remember me. I'm Nati.

We met at Leo's party.

In Los Angeles.

This is Daniela, your daughter.

Who is she?

Who is she?

How the hell do I know she's even mine?

I don't remember you.

I don't remember you! I don't know you!

Get the fuck out of here!

You figure it out, woman! You figure it out!

- What the fuck are you saying? - Don't yell!

I can't even remember your face!

Do you know what this means for me?

No way, no way!

You can't show up here suddenly with this burden.

I don't know who you are!

Get the fuck out of here!

Nacho, she's your daughter.

You know what? I don't give a shit. Get the hell out of here!

You want me to go back to Colombia? You'll never see your daughter again!

What the hell is going on?

Forget about your daughter.

Sara, wait. I don't know her.

- Leave me alone! - Sara, I don't know her!

Don't you?

Once. I had sex with her once in LA. That's it. I don't even remember it.

And now the bitch has the nerve to show up here

and tell me, "Surprise! This is your daughter."

Does she think I was born yesterday? She's just looking for money.

- She wants to take advantage of me... - Stop! Just fucking stop, Nacho!

Fucking stop that now!

Did you see that woman?

- Lies. It's all a bunch of lies. - What if she's not lying?

Don't you get what just happened?

This isn't about someone trying to play you and you being the victim, Nacho.

This is about you maybe having a daughter!

A daughter!

This can't be happening.

- Yes, it's happening to you! - I can't believe it.

- It's happening to you, and to me. - I can't believe it.

If that's your daughter, of course you have to provide for her.

So stop making this about yourself.

Think about that girl growing up without a father.

Would you be able to live with that?

You said you wanted to be a dad.

I know you're scared shitless.

I know this isn't the right time.

I know.

But she is the only thing that matters, Nacho.

Sara.

Get your shit together and we'll talk.

Risk, uncertainty...

What I had loved about my life until now suddenly turned against me.

I have something to tell you.

A father...

I always wanted to be a father.

To prove that I could be better than him.

Opportunities don't happen when you want them to.

They just happen.

To put someone else's life before mine for the first time.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

I have to find out if that baby girl is my daughter.

Then I'll have to find someone else.

There's no one like me.

Well, let's see.

Mr. Stagliano. Do you have a minute?

Who the fuck are you?

Potentially your new Spanish partner, Toni Roca.

Let's see what you've got.

And to grow, grow as a person...

Apart from the hero of porn, the messiah of sex.

To grow.

It's time to compete with Nacho Vidal.

This small blue pill is here to revolutionize

the sex life of men across the world.

This drug, which is administered orally,

makes sexual intercourse last up to five times longer,

at any age regardless of physical condition.

To put aside my ego and do the right thing.

Welcome aboard this Boeing 747

heading to El Dorado International Airport...

And hope...

LEO: NATI'S ADDRESS IN COLOMBIA

...that everything works out.

To be Nacho.

A man, vulnerable for the first time.

With needs.

Understanding the importance of loving one another.

Mr. Vidal.

Not just yourself. Right?

No, thanks. I'm not...

I'm not drinking.

In case of cabin depressurization, oxygen masks will be provided.

Please ask your flight attendant if you require air sickness bags.

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS SERIES