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Madame Courtilier?
I brought the medicine.

Thank you!
- Who are you writing the letter to?

Milann Russo.

Do you know Lino Vartan's house?
- No.

Well, let me tell you this story.
I love it.

This story is about an orphan
named Milann,

who hated old people.

One day, he was sentenced
to community service in a nursing home.

MIMOSA NURSING HOME

There he managed to
establish relations with them,

And one of the local residents,
Lino Vartan, a former boxing champion,

became something like a father to him,
replacing his family.

Yes! Victory! Yes!

Unfortunately, Lino died
shortly after the meeting.

FORGEAC ORPHANAGE

So, he had a wonderful idea

to bring together elderly people
and orphans like him.

He named this house
in memory of his friend.

Lino Vartan's House.

That's exactly
where I want to go.

LINO VARTAN'S HOUSE.
GRAND STREET 10, 77124 NEUFMONTIER

Write that we have known each other
for 20 years.

Milann won't want to separate us.

Will he continue to sit there
or will he give up his seat?

Can't you see that
you are getting on in years?

Oh well, it flatters me,
so don't worry about it.

Why are you sad, grandma Nova?

My eyesight is failing me,
so I can't write a letter,

to get into a nursing home.

Wait, we'll help.
Here, take it. Write.

I really want to.

Very much!

To your super nursing home.

Fly away!

To create awesome coziness.
- Yes!

Sorry, man. Sorry.

Aren't you ashamed to sit,
even though the carriage is full,

and here is
an elderly lady standing?

Where are your manners?

Respect for elders,
have you heard of that?

What times are we living in, seriously?
What ignoramuses!

Sorry, madam.

Jerk!

What times are we living in, huh?
Seriously, huh?

Let's move on, Sylvette.

See you tomorrow!

RETIREMENT HOME 2
HOLIDAY: NO MORE CHILDREN

Listen to this:
"I thought my time had come,

but, apparently, even in heaven
I am not needed.

Please accept me
into the House of Lino Vartan."

"Dear Milann, I would be glad
to share my old age with you."

"Dear House of Happiness. My wife and I
are celebrating our 16th wedding anniversary,

"Lino Vartan's house
would be the best gift."

EXPRESS CHIMNEY CLEANING
We will clean your old pipes.

Is this an advertisement?
- Oh, yeah, sorry.

Frankly, it sounds ambiguous.

Sorry, I was helping grandma
lift her groceries,

Then an old man crossed the road.
I couldn't leave him.

Okay, pensioner, but you're late!
- I know, but I have a calling.

This was conveyed by Leontine
from the other world.

She raised the whole town.
She was like a grandmother to me.

Are you not a man?
- Did you just tell me that?

Leave me alone!

Okay, guys, did you
sort out the letters like I asked?

Of course.
- Yeah.

Look, an invitation to
the Belle Azur Club.

"Dear Milann Russo,
in view of your merits

in the cause of uniting orphans
and elderly people,

which all of France knows,
and considering your responsibilities,

we would like to invite you, your staff
and guests to visit us for the summer.

The invitation is super!

2 awesome months on the seashore.

Milann, let's go. My skin is white,
even the veins are visible.

Milann, let's go!
- Okay, that's enough.

This is probably an advertisement.

It's a pity, I was about to sharpen the hernias.
- They say "to sharpen the skis."

Ah, no wonder.
I have trouble with French expressions.

Albert gave me this
to enrich my vocabulary.

Ah, you won't find Mehdi
at 2 o'clock.

What, what? Mehdi?
- Mehdi, my cousin.

He is never here at 2 o'clock.
He sleeps after lunch.

Cool. You incorporated your cousin's name
into a French expression?

Yes, but I don't understand
what my problem is.

Guys, we're starting.
- Yes, let's go Florette.

5 minutes.
- Good.

Come on, guys. Clean everything up.
We need to join them. Let's go.

Ready for the party?
- Yeah, cool!

Florette,
will you teach me to dance?

Did you have discos?

Yes, my fairy,
they were called "tea dances".

How is that? Are you dancing with the tea?
Or is the tea dancing?

No, do you think the questions will end one day?
- That won't happen with Zhulin.

By the way,
why is the question called that?

What are you talking about! Again?
How long ago?

It was the son of the respectable neighbor
who started it. The vile bastard!

Bastien, don't say that.
- Ah, thank you, Albert, teach him some manners.

They say "nasty little bastard"
and not "grouchy".

At least I'm not mute like her.

Oh! She's not mute.

She doesn't speak
after her parents' death, that's different.

Her eyes say more and better
than you, asshole.

Yes, no need to insult, but she's right,
it's bad, Bastien, to mock Amanda.

Honey, don't listen to him.

Everything will work out,
I'm sure.

It's a matter of time.
Let me tell you a secret.

If you want to speak,
you have to want it badly.

Milann, Milann! You must see!
- What is it?

I downloaded Tikviok! To Alfred.
- What is it?

This is a dating app for seniors.

But he does whatever he wants,
look how he swipes.

Alfred, I don't think
you understand how it works,

because you choose everyone.

You don't understand how I works.
I like them all.

Ah, I see. And the photo?
Whose is it?

TIKVIOK ALFRED
Ah, this is me when I was young.

Oh, no. This is a photo of the Earth
when it was young.

I quickly corrected everything.
It was his idea.

You can't retouch a photo, Alfred.
You're beautiful as is.

You are perfect, by the way.
Can you tell me something about Claudine?

I don't care about her.
In any case, she left with the guy.

With the boy? How old is he?
- 76.

Okay, let's go, it's your day, guys.
- Yeah, yeah. Let's go.

Well then, we are waiting for you, Alfred.
We are waiting for you. This is your day.

Yeah, I'm coming.
- Okay, friends, let's get ready.

All-all together.

So, we are gathered together today,
and I want to raise a glass to Alfred,

who was 88 years old,
and Noah was 12.

If we add it up, it will be a 100 years.
- That's right, Margo, it will be a 100.

What shall we say?

Happy birthday!

Attention, make a wish!

One, two!

Three!

Children and old people
love holidays!

They love holidays!

Learning a new dance! Cleaning our ears.
- Cleaning our ears, cleaning our ears, cleaning our ears.

Wash my body, wash my body, wash my body.
- Wash my body, wash my body, wash my body.

Milann, Milann!
There are two guys at the entrance.

Some old bastards.
- Bastien, I told you not to swear.

Now you can.

I am Andre Laturier, a bailiff.
And this is Inspector Gueran

from the Ministry of Health.

Can I have the documents?

BAILIFFER
MINISTRY OF JUSTICE

The COMSA should check your house.
- COMSA?

Committee for the organization of
medical and social assistance.

Prefect's decree on the activities
of the COMSA. Are you aware of it?

And CFIM?

Your long-term contract
for internal management

to improve quality and safety
in your institution

under the supervision of the CNUP.

So, COMSA? CFIM? CNUP? FLUP?
What do you want?

I see there are no documents.

You have 2 weeks to get them
and carry out all the necessary work.

Here is a small folder
to fill out.

It's a joke?

I'll spend months
filling out fucking forms!

No need to be nervous.
We're just doing our job.

Yes. And your media presence
does not exempt you from the law.

What does this have to do with it?
- 2 weeks.

At the end of the term, I will be forced
to return all residents to the shelter

and a real nursing home.

You tell me about papers,
and I tell you about people.

Nobody asked them.

They are dragged around like furniture
because they are old, and this is the law?

I've been taking care of them
for a few months.

They only have us,
and I only have them.

So a couple of clowns in suits
won't teach me how to work.

Now you want to take them.
Take them, go ahead, let's go!

Put them in Major Sante
and leave them to die.

Would you like this
for your grandmother?

2 weeks. No more.

All the best, Mr. Russo.

Best wishes.

Problems?
- No, no, everything is fine.

Milann. Think about yourself.

You live in a nursing home,
you sleep in an office.

You have no life,
finally, no friends except us.

Find yourself a girlfriend.

I haven't believed this
for a long time, but you're young.

You are young too.
And then love has no age.

As the great Jean-Baptiste Poquelin,
known as Moliere, said:

"There is no meaning in life
without love." Ha!

I must say,
love changes people, Milann.

Wait, wait, wait, Milann,
I have a great idea.

I'll kill you, you bastard.

FRANCOISE
88 LIKES

CHARLENE
LIKE

KATHERINE
LIKE

Checkmate!

Oh, great, Albert.

Do you know what I just did to you?
- No.

Kicked your ass.
- Oh, Alfred!

This is called a "queen sacrifice".

One of the exciting moves in chess.

So if the opponent is arrogant,
he will not be able to resist

and not steal the queen.

Except when, by sacrificing the queen,
you remove its defense.

Pawn on E-4. The game begins.

Yes. I go.

Next, the knight is on F-3,
we prepare a defense before the attack.

Third, horse on C-3,
distract the enemy,

so that he doesn't understand
what's really going on.

Then we move the pawns forward,
loosen our grip,

and the enemy thinks that
victory is in the bag.

The penultimate stage,
the elephant on F-seven,

the vice is tightening,

and the opponent thinks
he understands our plan,

mistaking us for newbies.

And finally, the knight on D-5.

Checkmate. That's it.
- Oh, awesome.

I have been working as an orderly
at Major Sante for 5 years now.

And I can assure you,
we are doing everything we can.

I don't even have time for my family.
The pace is crazy, we don't have enough hands.

And it is the elderly
who are under attack.

Ren Montrosier, you are
in charge of the company,

which operates 6 nursing homes
in France.

How do you respond
to these accusations?

That I have nothing to hide,

unlike the one who does not dare
to show himself.

Listen, until proven otherwise,
and that's your job,

I don't have a single guest
who was treated badly.

As you know, many of them asked
to be transferred to other institutions.

They are free.
I don't hold back anyone.

If anyone wants to leave, I can assure you
that there are few of them, let them leave.

These arguments are pointless.
What else is needed?

Hey! Are you digging for gold or something?
- What the hell are you doing here?

Who were those guys?
- Nobody.

If you don't tell me, I'll say
you were picking your nose in front of Montrose.

I'm already scared.

Okay, I'll tell you, but swear
you won't tell anyone.

Of course.
- Swear.

I swear.
I am a grave, you know me.

The house will be closed.
- What?

We do not meet the standards.

Stop, this is impossible.
There must be a way out.

Yes, complete the necessary works
in less than 2 weeks and fill out the documents.

You should have told me,
I love papers.

Where are they? Is it them?
- Yes, it is them.

Yeah. Ah!

Did you talk to a lawyer?
- Yes, yes, I did.

Legally, there is nothing
that can be done.

I can't support them.

Isn't she ashamed to show herself? Alshaitan!
- What the hell are you doing here?

I'm watching TV now.
- And no one knocked.

We'll be evicted!
- What?

I swear!
- I asked you not to tell anyone.

Driss is not a nobody.

Okay, no panic.

We're not going to do everything
inside out, but I have a solution. Yeah.

If we have to leave, I know a place
where we can spend the night.

But I'll show it tomorrow. Eh?
- Thank you, Driss!

Why is he wearing a suit?

Hello, I am Stefan Hamza.
Please, come inside.

It's started.
- There are trees here,

and here, there is grass, and rabbits--
they are very cute.

Oh my God!
- Well, I told you, you'd like it.

And a little surprise from me,
I love making surprises.

There is 24-hour security here,
so it is safe place.

First of all, thanks to Christophe.
Christophe? Christophe? Christophe?

It's a homeless person!
- No, it's Christophe.

Cool, you say?

Christoph, a quick question
from these young people.

Is there a charger here?

There is no charger.

Let's get out of here.
- No, no. We can't miss such a chance.

At such a good price!
This is my "tresses" grandma's house!

What?
- This is my sister's grandmother's house.

You have the same grandmother.

Beautiful on the outside,
dirty on the inside. Ah!

Since it's my grandmother,
the price is lower.

It's not safe here.

Come on, Amanda, say it.
Say spoon.

Here you go.
- Thank you.

This is cute.

THE COLLAPSE OF THE QUEEN SCANDAL
IN "MAJOR SANTE"

What's wrong, sunshine?

I saw her on TV,
"Evil from "Major Sante".

Is it true that people go
to nursing homes to die?

Well, no, don't generalize,
look at us, we are happy here.

I miss.

Yes, and we.

You know, Julin, every time
you think about Simone,

she is next to you.

Cold.

But I hate her.

She's an evil queen.
Like in Snow White.

Club Belle Azur,
Claude Masson, I'm listening.

Hello, sorry to bother you.

I am Milann Russo,
I run the house of Lino Vartan.

Ah, you got an invitation.
Great!

Yes, yes. Honestly, I thought
it was an advertisement.

Oh, no. But if I were you,
I would think the same.

I understand you.

I have a slightly strange question
for you: why did you invite us?

It's rare to meet people who
dedicate their lives to the elderly.

I couldn't resist.
- Well, that's nice.

Oh, come on!

So, my club is an independent
family nursing home right on the seafront.

So, come. Bring everyone,
both small and big.

They will like it.

I'll have to think about it.

Say yes, Milann!
- Are you two crazy?

Say yes, Milann,
or I'll tell everyone

you have implants.

I'll call you back.

You have no choice, brother.
No choice.

Should I teach you to knock?
- Think of us, Milann.

Think of us, Milann!

These two balls closer are mine.

7 points to Albert and Bastian.
- Bravo, Miss Accountant!

Well done!

So, friends, I have
an important announcement.

Are we moving?
- No, we're all going to the sea!

Hooray!

Children and old people love holidays!
- They love holidays!

SPF, SPF, SPF, SPF...

And over the waves, over the waves,
over the waves...

Albert said you were interested in
French expressionists.

Oh, I'm into all sorts of expressions now,
this is my new lobby.

Oh, great. Do you know this one?
"Fondling the neighbor's pussy."

Are you joking, Alfred?
- No, not at all.

In the 16th century,
"petting your neighbor's pussy" meant

helping a loved one.

Look, "I'm petting my neighbor's pussy"
means "I'm helping a loved one."

Do you understand?

Yes, yes, yes.
- It's wonderful, beautiful, poetic.

Here is a dolphin,
and here is a dolphin,...

Turn it up,
it was Simone's favorite song.

Just yesterday I was 20 years old.

I embraced time,

Playing with life,
as they play with love.

I lived at night,
not counting my days,

which ran away into oblivion.

I had so many plans that
they remained flying in the air.

I was so full of hope that
they flew away.

I'm lost,
I don't know where to go.

My eyes seek the heavens,
but my heart bows to the earth.

Just yesterday
I was 20 years old,

I wasted time, believing that
it could be stopped.

And to delay it,
and even to get ahead of it.

All I did was run,
but I only got out of breath.

Regardless for the past,
striving towards the future.

I was ahead of myself.

In every conversation
I expressed my opinion.

I wished for good,
casually criticizing the world.

Just yesterday
I was 20 years old.

Come on, move!

And you move me a little!

Milann Russo?
Claude Masson. Welcome!

Nice to meet you!
Thank you for inviting me.

Are you kidding me?
Thank you for coming.

I admire you.

Well, let's go.

Follow me.

This is gorgeous.
Is this Escobar's villa?

To him.

Welcome to the Bel Azur Club.
The best for old age.

Is there a bass?
- Of course, dear. Over there.

Hooray!

Be careful, don't run!
- Follow me, please.

And here we have a reception hall
and an information desk.

I would live in it.

I hope there is an elevator here.

We work from 9 to 6.

Impeccable reception quality.
This is important.

"A magical place
for happy residents."

This is from me.

Let's move on.

Let me introduce you
to some of our guests.

This is Danielle, we call her "Colonel"
because of her military career.

Enough! There is no need to
list my accolades.

Came, saw, shit himself.

Hello.
- Well, thank you, Daniel.

My friends call me Barbie,
but you call me Barbara.

But no. Don't call me at all.

Ah!

Don't be fooled by appearances,
they are happy to meet you.

I should teach her some manners.
- No one is stopping me.

That's true too.

Here comes Rico. Rico! Hi, Rico!
- Yes! Hi.

He is a little deaf.

I finished my model, but there wasn't
any soul in the dining room!

New blood! Just arrived.

What? Did we hit someone
in the eyebrow or something?

Yes, he is deaf.

You have a wonderful place here.
The view of the sea is extraordinary.

Yes, yes, extraordinary,
it is true.

Ah, this is Lorenzo.

Hello. How are you?
I'm Milann.

Hello.

If you want everything to go
smoothly here, follow 3 rules.

First: behave normally.

Second: leave us alone.

Is there one missing?
He said 3, but only named two.

Hey! Clemence is stuck in the toilet.
We'll probably have to break the door down.

You see, I'm busy.
Go and break, break!

Claude, I think I can help
to solve the problem. - Thank you.

Will you take a closer look?
- Yes, yes, of course.

Hello, Clemence!
My name is Milann, I'm the new assistant.

I suppose something happened to you.
I came to help.

Granny Clemence!

I'm Milann's assistant!

I came to help you!

Do you know
where to find the keys?

Oh damn!

It hurts so much!

Here the door is facing you!
- A.

Thank you from Clemence.

Here I am,
there is this very thing...

Do you know French?
- French...

My name is...
- Milann.

Yes.
- Did you accept Dad's invitation?

So, it means you are the daughter of...
- Claude Masson.

Well, let's go.
I'll show you everything.

We are lucky that the Bel Azur Club
is not just an estate, it is...

Jewel.

Let's go!
- Let Margarita through.

Come on, Pitou, go home!
- Why is grandma completely naked?

She's walking an invisible dog!

She lives here,
everything is under control.

Maybe we should continue?

Pool, and great place downstairs!
Private beach.

So, the beach here is private.

That's how it should be,
at least for the safety of the guests...

And you can spend the night there.
Everyone can sleep wherever they want.

It's clear
why we are not welcomed.

No, no, no,
you must try to understand them!

They're a little confused...

They came from "Major Sante".
I worked there for almost 5 years.

It was incredibly difficult.

Dad offered me a job
and I agreed.

I wanted to offer them all
more acceptable conditions.

And I don't regret it at all.

For me, old people are
an inexhaustible source of inspiration.

It's so endless.
A bottomless pit or circle.

A circle without end.
Do you understand?

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Shall we continue?
Aldo and Boris, I think. - Exactly.

Seriously?
- Seriously?

Well, what should we do with them?

Today they, and tomorrow...?

The more old people,
the closer I am to the grave!

This will be too much like "Major Sante".
We will all die one by one!

Well, either way, you die alone.

That's why I left my family
before they abandoned me.

Now is not the time
to cry about fate.

This is important!
Let's think.

And how to get rid of them?

A big problem requires serious means.

Oh no! Not a teaspoon!

With this spoon I destroyed
an entire battalion of Cossacks.

And it will help us to win.

Great, war!
- Oh, war?

I'd rather take care of my health.

What to do with newcomers?

They look pretty good, don't they?

Some kind of "West Side Story".

Did we tell them about the beach?

Yes, at half past 5,
relaxing on the beach.

Exactly.

We have a draw!
It's so great here!

Let's go to the beach?
- Catch up! Hurry, let's run!

Amanda!

Here. Come here.

Tell me what you saw.

She will speak, I'm sure.

One day I'll make her.
- It will be so.

The one who is a bit deaf
is cute.

Don't know.

Are you going over to the enemy's side?
- No, what are you talking about?

Hello!

Good evening! Good evening.
- Good evening.

We love to gather here
at the end of the day,

so that everyone could tell
a little more about their lives.

Great idea, let's try it.
- Maybe we'll start with you, Colonel?

My enemies "kicked the bucket"
a long time ago!

What does it mean,
"kicked the bucket"?

Zhulin, you're still too young for...
- They died! In the ground!

They "kicked the bucket"!
The worms ate them!

Well, apparently it's not too small.
- Listen, you, on wheels.

If you talk to a child like that,

I'll send it
to the spare parts department for repair!

What's wrong, old man?
Are your balls tight?

What do you mean "the balls are tight"?
- Again, Zhulin, you are too small...

I'll cut off your dick,
I'll cut off your balls,

I'll unscrew the old man's bells!

Well, it's a bad start, but I'm sure
you have a lot to learn from each other.

For example, I can say that
Albert is an excellent theater actor!

Could you show us?

Well, you know,
the audience here is quite tough.

Well, initially I was like you.

I was afraid of what I didn't know.
In my case, the elderly.

But when you open yourself
to the unknown, you learn.

I'll open up to you
whenever you want, handsome.

I'm talking about
an open mind, Barbie.

Let's get acquainted, Lorenzo,
what have you been doing?

Yes to everyone:

was a killer, a special agent,
fought with various underwater monsters.

I've been through it all.

Even traveled in time.
- Ah!

But you will never understand.

Only people under 75 will understand.

We're leaving.
- Yes.

And we are leaving too!
And fear has nothing to do with it.

No, we just want to go home.
- Right.

What's up?
Is it time for dinner already?

No, it's not like that with newbies!

We're new here, by the way.

This Barbie is vulgar,
I would pull out all her hair!

And the one in the wheelchair
is terrible...

And that secret agent,
and the one who's screaming?

They make my ears bleed!

Wait, but who cares about
their boarding house? - Yes!

We are happy with everything
at home, right? - True.

Let's tell Milann to take us home.

That's our place.
- That's right!

Yes, but wait.
Will he want to?

And we won't leave him any choice!

Are we in this together?
- Yes.

Yes.
- Yes.

Yes.
- Yes.

Yes.
- Stretch! Is your back pinched?

Yes, but... It's pulling!

Well, we have a lot in common.
We both love old people.

I'll let you know a secret,
I'm retiring soon. Just don't tell anyone.

I really love, as they say,
"touching my neighbor's pussy"...

What's wrong?
Where are the people?

I don't know, I got up
in the morning to help my loved ones,

as I told this girl,
and found no one.

Let's go! Let's go
for a morning walk, Pitou.

Quicker.

I want to help her.

But honestly, she's like that woman
from "The Exorcist".

Carefully.

Everything okay?
- Oh yes, I'm walking with Pitou.

Yes, Pitou, of course.
But maybe it would be better

to wear something warm?

Oh no, Pitou is warm now.

And who are you?

My name is Milann and
I am the new care assistant...

She forgot about my existence!

Milann, they're all on the bus!
- What? Why there?

They want to go home.

But that's impossible.
- And what should I tell them?

You... Think of something.

Think of something? Think of something, Alban.
Something. Come on, come on!

You are not afraid of anything!

Is everyone here? Okay, great.
Milann will come and we'll go!

Everything will be fine!
The engine is working! Great news!

Don't worry, right now.
Okay, I'll check now...

Voila! The horn works! It works!

Ah! Problem with the brakes.
Yes, with the brakes,

and I'm not talking about myself!

Find something,
I have to find something.

Okay, is this thing broken?

Yes, good.

I'm sorry, the bus broke down...
- They damaged our bus!

No, what are you talking about?
- The old farts want war? They'll get it!

After all, "war is the source and theater
of all great deeds"! Quote from Erasmus!

Really? - Yes! And I'll poison them
with chili pepper.

They will regret that they were born.
This is my quote!

We will show these old people
who we are!

That's it!
- Calm down, this is a bad idea!

She has a serious illness.

The days when she realizes this
are very difficult.

Well, what happened, Margarita?

Now it's all over for me.
It's all over.

Why do you say so?

Sometimes I realize that
I'm going crazy.

Everything disappeared:

Memories, family, my friends--
they all abandoned me.

I only have my dog Pitou left.

But no one believes that he exists.

And everyone thinks I'm an old fool.

No, no, no.

Look, don't talk like that, okay?
You're not stupid at all.

You are wonderful.

You are a kind person.
- No, I am ordinary.

No, no, you're not ordinary.
Other people aren't that kind.

Listen, Margarita.

I know things aren't easy
for you right now.

Your tears break my heart.

But life goes on, right?

I'm sure you'll make
a lot of new friends here!

Everyone loves you.

Don't be so upset.
What matters is what you think.

And then everything will be fine.

Cold?

Look, I brought cookies.

I don't have any teeth left.

This is not for you,

and for Pitou!

You are beautiful when you smile.

See you.

Pitou!

Excellent.
- Milann, Milann, hurry up!

What happened?

They're in the park,
they're going to fight!

They want to kill each other,
it's so cool!

The rules are very simple.
There will be 3 rounds.

The first is pistol shooting.

The second round is
a fight without weapons.

The team that wins
the competition, remains.

The rest I throw into the sea.

Still no third round?

May the best win.

Stop!

Are you completely crazy or something?

Are you hurt?
- No, everything is great.

Have the balls gone
behind the rollers?

You know what?
We're leaving. Let's go.

This could have ended in tragedy!

You are just selfish.

Maybe I want them to stay.

I like them, maybe!

It's a pity.

Council!

Really? You too?

Great attempt to make them friends

turned into hatred.

Even funny.
- Yes, yes, funny.

Just like the surname "Masson".

"Stone".

And my heart is made of cement.

It's a pity.

How'll our old people get along?

They must get along.

There is no choice.

We need to find a solution.
- What solution?

The truth is, we can't go back.

Because of the norms.

We'll be evicted.
- What?

Do your old people know?
- No, of course they don’t know.

I don't want to lie to them,
but I can't tell them.

There is no way out.

It is separation from children
that will kill the elders.

Together they are a family.

Talk to dad?

Maybe he can help you
with something?

Really?
- Yes. Let's do it.

Don't know.

We just arrived...
- Are you trying to kiss me?

No, not at all, I just...

Are you crazy,
we barely know each other!

No, I really didn't mean to.
I...

I was teasing.

Okay, okay.

But go to your father
if you want to stay.

Why are we here with traitors?

You need to change
your point of view.

Clemence has always fought for us.
Now we have to fight for her.

Tell me more.
- The girl is in love with Milann.

It's obvious.
- Chubby is in love with her too.

He has done so much for us,
we are his family. We need to help.

He's always been unlucky in love.
- No, he's just like a ball!

Have you seen his face?
A 100 meters between his teeth.

And the hair? Like a nest!

Wait, everyone has the right to love.

Yes.
- We don't judge by appearance.

True.
- Although you are right.

But we don't judge by appearances.

Okay. We'll stay just for them.

Because we can't stand you at all.

No way.
- Likewise!

What did you think?

Let's pretend we're
at the Comédie Française.

Let's try to bring them together.

Then you will leave.

A deal?
- A deal! Yes!

A deal!
- A deal!

Wait, don't say that in unison.

Well!
Today I have gathered you here,

because I think
the baby is in love with...

Dylanna.

I can see it!

Hello, Jeannine, Suzanne.
- Hello, Mylene.

Milann. I am Milann.

This is dishonest!
This is odious!

This is shameful!
- Oh, shit, what again?

Oo, rage! Oo, despair!

Oo, old age, my enemy!

Have I really lived so long
for the sake of shame...

That's how it should be,
and you're talking nonsense!

After all, it's theater,
my children!

This is a place, where people
and things can finally be free!

Well said.

It's not me, it's Louis Jouvet.

Who is this?
- Oh no. Oh no!

"Who is this?"
Oh no, oh no!

I'll throw myself out of the window.
"Who is this", oh...

Hey, Milann, who is this?

It's him who sings...

"Where are the ladies?"

Draw your navel into your spine.

Yes, breathe.

Let the energy circulate.
Open the chakras!

Come on, Alfred, feel your juices!

Yes, Yes! Open your chakras!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, open up!

Oh, Alfred, awaken your power!

Sorry, am I interrupting?

Can I open my chakras in peace?

Come on, open it, come on.

Right on target!
Right down Montrosier's throat!

My colonel! What's wrong with your legs?
- The beach, Normandy, enemy attack.

Omaha Beach?
I've been there too!

History forgets, but without women
there would be no victory.

Excellent! Blow everything up! Boom!
- Boom!

Boom!
- Boom!

What are you doing here?

It's Bondmanjak!
- No, don't...

It's very spicy!
- There's chili pepper in it.

Chili pepper?
- But...

How gentle you are!

Thank you.

Let's talk, Mylann.
- Mylann.

I'm Milann, with "ann" at the end.

I asked here.

You take very good care of
the elderly, Mylenn.

Well, let it be Mylenn.
- Don't blab. Learn to listen.

Young people don't listen anymore.
You don't know what's important anymore.

In your generation,
love has become too fragile.

In my time,
when something broke, we fixed it.

Have you ever been in love?

Falling in love-- when your stomach hurts,
your hands shake and you break out in a cold sweat?

No, it's gastritis.

Love is when you feel strong

and at the same time,
the most fragile.

I was not interesting to any girl.

I grew up in a boarding school.

Then I suffered through nonsense
on the street.

Now I'm with the old people.

Do you think it's their fault?

No, no, I mean,
I didn't have the opportunity.

Sometimes you look for happiness
in a round-the-world trip,

and then you realize that
it was there.

Christophe Mahe?
- What?

He has a song like that.

"You find happiness
in the wrong place.

I'm looking for you,
happiness, I'm looking!"

Don't continue any further.

No, I wanted to tell you,

that some people cannot be replaced.

I talk to them,

here, alone, looking at the sea.

You are like one of my friends.

They called Lino.

He was just like you.

I didn't have a father.

We talked to him like that too.

Get your legs up!

Free your body, let the music in!

Let go! Let go of everything!

Come on, feel the vibrations!

Come on! You're free!

All my youth!
- This is music! How it rocks!

Well, here you go, try it!
It's Bondmanjac!

Very tasty, wow!

Almost like my grandmother's chuchuk!

Young or old,
everyone is happy to dance!

Come on, let's do it!
Have fun!

Have you seen Margarita?

This is all thanks to you.

Come on! Show me,
what your animal spirit is?

This is Pitou!
- And I have a pig, but don't tell anyone!

That's it, there's contact.
She's already arrived.

Right.

I was looking for you this morning.
- I had things to do.

Okay, and I thought
maybe you were seeing someone?

No.

And you?
- No, neither, me... I have no one.

Do you have someone?

I don’t have one either,
but I want one, but I don’t want one!

Shut up!
- There were no snots in the war.

We fucked in the bushes like pigs!

What happened to Lorenzo?

He was an architect,
but his son died in a car accident.

And he began to invent
another life for himself.

I understand.

That's good, Mylene.

Why did you say that?
- I heard Lorenzo call me that.

Yes, this Lorenzo, he is like that.

Here.

My mother did.

They bring good luck.
- Oh, thank you.

A bracelet, yes. Well, thank you.

I'm glad...
- She died.

I'm sorry.

You know, I...
- Ask my father!

Okay, yes, good.

Good luck, Mylene!
- Yes.

Nothing happened! - I told you!
The chubby one doesn't know a damn thing!

Let's move on to plan "B".
- Did we have plan "A"?

I've been trying to prove it
for 3 years now,

that living together is the key
to their happiness.

It is unthinkable for me to separate them.
I have fought so much!

I know, I know.
My daughter explained it to me.

Clemence told me how you tried to get
the old people transferred here.

So I decided to contact you.

Oh no, you got it wrong.

Transferring guests is very complicated.
A lot of permits are needed. Yes.

Just to get them
out of Major Sante,

you have no idea
how much work it was.

It's scary to even think about it.
- I understand.

But between us,
everything will go faster.

The commission is incredibly picky.

This will take a long time.

Is there really no solution?

I don't know.

Well, we can change
the status of organizations.

Either we can unite, or...

And great! We will unite!

Then we will become legal guardians.
The old people will feel at home here.

Yes, I understand,
but it will take months.

I'm willing to try.

But don't get your hopes up.

Cold.

What's wrong with your face?
It's stretched to the ground.

I heard bad news.

Let me tell you a story.

I had a friend like you.
I didn't believe anymore.

He's had enough of everyone:
his wife, the taxman, the cops, the mafia.

And he climbed
onto the roof of one building.

And what happened?
- He jumped.

Well, well! But he survived, didn't he?
- No. He's dead.

Okay. I don't know
how this is supposed to help, but...

Listen, Mylene.
Now it's your turn to take risks.

Clemence is waiting.

Latitude: 114-118,
Longitude: 09-24-302.

What does this mean?
- On the beach.

On the beach?
- In 2 hours.

She is dear to me,
don't let me down.

Thank you, Lorenzo.
Can I have a hug?

Those who tried
are no longer here.

Where?
- Dead.

Aren't there too many dead people?

His eyes...

Are you talking about your son?

Go already, she's waiting!

Thank you.

Is this the Bachelor show?

Why are you looking like that?

No, I watched as...

How are you? - Yes, everything is fine.
Great. How are you?

Yes, great.
- Me too. Great.

It was Lorenzo who said that
you would meet me...

Well, Florette told me that
you made an appointment.

Okay, I think I understand their plan.
- Got it.

And how could they?
- An elegant plan.

Then...

Maybe we should sit down?
- We should. Well then, yes.

Am I first?
- Come in.

I just thought
I should show some manners...

You go.
- Okay, I'm coming.

The bets are on. 10€ on a kiss.

20€ that she will send him!

40€, he'll run away
with his tail between his legs!

70€, that I can seduce you!
Oh, forgive me, no, no, sorry.

It's wrong to bet on feelings.

I'm betting on a fairy tale.
And you, Lorenzo?

3 options...

First: he can.

Second: he won't be able to.

I'll bet 20 to 1, with a margin.

If I lose, I win.

And if I win, you will pay 20 times more.

Move over!

For us.
- For us.

Sharp.
- Yes, it's Bondmanjak.

This is a Florette cocktail.

And there are also children's drawings.

Milann + CLEMANCE = LOVE

Albert Theatre.

Gramophone Sylvett.
He says it's rare.

So, you were lucky.

And Alfred's pills.

Awkward.

Mine are also prepared.

The colonel gave me a blanket,

Barbie gets massage oil
and Lorenzo gets a spoon.

They think we're just kids!

Of course.
- Obviously.

You know,
I wanted to tell you one story.

My friend was going completely crazy,
he was fed up with everyone:

his wife, the cops and others.

And he climbed onto the roof
of the building. - I know her.

Lorenzo tells.

That's right, yes.
This is Lorenzo's story.

Actually, I wanted to say...

Ever since we've known each other, I...

Bravo!
- Well done, chubby!

And with a tongue too!
- Bravo!

There are just a lot of mosquitoes here.

This...

That's actually what I wanted to say.

Me too.

Mission accomplished. We can go!
- Let's go.

Went.

Beautiful eyes, Rico.

And me? Am I beautiful?
- Yes.

Would you like to spend time together?
- Yes.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?
- Yes.

Okay. It doesn't matter.

Well, if I don’t understand,
I just say “yes”.

DEAR DAUGHTER, I WASN'T ALWAYS THERE,
BUT KNOW WHAT I THINK...

No, that's not it at all.

I don't know
what to write to her at all.

Who else is there?

Are you like Nansen,
pitching a tent here?

I am not Nansen. I am Alfred.

Listen, I'm going to
refuse a night bath.

No, no, that's not what I'm after!

I thought you and I could
relax a little, "chill" as Noah says?

And have a great evening as friends,

but, attention, quality!

You know what I mean.
- I understand. Come in!

I'm all tense! It's terrible.

Maybe you could give me a massage?

Here, this will relax you.

That's why I stopped talking
to my daughter.

Bastien in the form of a lion,

our Julien is a butterfly,

Amanda and I are flowers,
and Margarita is a daisy.

Well, don't be afraid, Pitou,
it's me!

Alfred, did you see how beautiful it is?
- You are all beautiful.

This is Barbie.
She was a make-up artist in a movie.

You have so many talents!

You haven't seen everything yet!
- Aren't you going to show them?

You are so beautiful!

You are not looking for a woman,
you are looking for a band-aid.

You've already found
the love of your life.

Her name is Claudine.

I like her.

We write to each other often.

Wanted to talk, Rico?

Well, you know, I think
I really like Florette.

Good! Love helps us live!

Yes, but I always knew
how everyone saw me,

as a person
who doesn’t understand,

confuses everything,
makes everyone around him laugh.

What a life poor Rico has!

But you will never be
a poor old man!

You have so much
inner beauty and charm!

So there will be
progress with Florette.

What did I do?
Got under her skirt?

Come on, Pitou, pull!
Have you seen how strong he is?

Dog-bodybuilder!

Well, doggie! Good dog!

Damn, I'm tired of pretending to be Pitou,
maybe you could take over from me?

You said you wanted to help the elderly!
Besides, I imitate birds!

You're a great dog!
I've never seen one like you!

What a great guy. My good Pitou!

Give it to Pitou. Give it to Pitou.

Give it back, give it back...
Give it back!

What are you doing?

What a good dog! Catch!
Bring the stick!

What a nice little dog,
just look at how she wags her tail!

You're so good, Pitou!

Well, Milann, I already said that
the procedure is complicated,

and it's not easy to finally
transfer people here, so...

Dad, tell him already.
- Wait! Okay.

Thanks to a few acquaintances,
I was able to speed up the process.

Seriously?

We haven't slept at night
since we found out!

All we need are documents to sign!

Great, I'll be right there!

Today we will play a very fun game--
"find the object".

The game is called "compliment ball."
- And you don't care what I said?

The principle is simple.

3 rules...
First, you throw the ball.

Second, praise the chosen person.

He clearly has problems
with the rule of three.

Well, let's go.

Even if you're not a smart guy,
you're making progress,

and I'm glad! I'm glad!

Thank you. You know, the best thing
in life is to help others.

In French it means
"to touch your neighbor's pussy."

Are you talking about me?
- Yes.

Should I punch you in the face?

Go and wash your mouth
with soap immediately!

What are you talking about, clown?
There are children here!

I'll tell Milann!

Alfred said it meant
"helping others"!

Me? Never said so!
- You!

It's shameful to blame
a poor old man! - What?

Outrageous!
- I take it back. How could you?

This is just awful!
- Well, okay, I'm leaving.

Well, you've taken to
the fashion of being offended!

Let's play. Be careful.
- Look, what a diva, I was just kidding!

Ready?

You will become a wonderful architect.

You, Alfred,
are the best of grandfathers.

Hey, Barbie! Here! Grab it!

Beautiful hands, Claudine.
Oh, sorry, Barbie.

You're better than Batman!

Rico, you are a great seducer.

I know.

Florette, I love you!

Sylvett, you are
my best friend forever.

Amanda, you are my treasure.

I couldn't do it without you!

Well, go ahead.

Amanda, come on!

No way!
- Why did you kick!

What difference does it make!
- I'll catch you!

"The evil queen, like in Snow White."

Milann!

These documents confirm that
we are now legal guardians.

Milann! Milann!

Make sure you get the initials correct!

Milann!

Milann!

And it seems this is the last one.

Well, the guests are now home.

Thank you.

Thank you.
- Thank you.

Are you happy?
- Well, lovebirds, I still need to call.

I'm so happy I signed!
- You're great!

They will be happy here!

Milann! Milann!
Julene fell off the cliff!

What?
- I called an ambulance.

She arrived, they are taking
the child to the hospital.

No need.

Don't cry.

There is no news yet.

We are waiting.

Well, then? What did he say?

Nothing.

Zhulin is undergoing surgery.

This is impossible.

History will not repeat itself.

She must survive!
- It can't be.

Children can't die so early.

This shouldn't happen.

Everything will be fine.

Monsieur? Monsieur?
- What?

Well? - No vital organs
are affected, she'll recover.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Zhulin suffered a head injury
and a broken arm. But this is a real miracle.

She won't wake up
before 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

Be there.
You are her only family.

I'm nearby, of course.
I'll be here. Sorry. - Okay.

Hello?

This is Alban. Come right now!

Go, go. - What do you have here?
Where are you going?

Milann! No!
- Give me your hand!

What happened?
- Milann!

Let's go!
- Where are you going? Where?

Is anyone going to answer me?
Damn it!

What happened? Anyone?

What's happened?

Take this one there.
- No, I don't want to go there!

"Major Sante" is just awful...
- You need to go there.

Yes, yes, fine.
- Go to hell, all of you!

I won't go back to this hole!

Give it back.
- But all my spices are here.

Who did I tell!
- Prepare Bondmanjak...

Give it back!

Go there. Quickly.

Milann!

What happened? What is it?

Masson lied!
He works for "Major Sante"!

What? - Yes, everyone is being taken
to a nursing home!

Faster!

What's wrong with you, my dear?

I don't want to go to a shelter!

No, no, no one will leave!
I'll be back soon. Wait!

Let me go!

Aren't you ashamed?
- Just listen!

It was all part of the plan!

So, woman!
- My sweet girl! Leave her alone!

Amanda!

Stop! Calm down!

Let go!

Stop fighting!
- Someone separate them!

Lie down and don't move!

Give me your hands!
I told you!

Get up!

Hubert d'Annoncel.
Prosecutor.

What was the point of this spectacle,
Monsieur Rousseau?

Because thanks to you,
everyone will return to "Major Sante"

I have a contract here
with your signature.

Do you recognize it?

Did you sign?

Milann...

This is not true!

That's it, take him away.

Let's go.
- Milann, that's not true!

2 hours, Julien!

Excuse me, I need to see the girl
at the hospital.

This is very important.

Madam, please,
I must see the little...

I have to see the girl!
Listen!

Masson, you bastard!
Aren't you ashamed? - No.

What?
- Hello.

Montrosier?
- Oh no, it's Madame Montrosier.

And for me she's Ren.

What are you doing?
- Do I need to explain?

I don't like your boarding school.

And plans for expansion--
even more so!

I won't allow it.

Especially since there is
no order in the house, at all.

The elderly person can fall very easily
when getting out of the shower or bath.

And children stick their fingers
into electrical sockets, right?

It's not safe! And we have
everything according to standards.

Sending a bailiff to check for
unsanitary conditions was so easy!

Well, I was just doing my job.
- No.

Everything is according to the rules...
- No. Allow me, this is my story.

Anyway, I gave him a reason to leave
and a specific place.

And yet, bravo,
you are very good at communication.

You are a star among my elders.

Well, I'm the whipping girl.

Everyone wanted to leave me.
And where? To the Lino Vartan shelter?

No shelter, no problems.

What about "Belle Azur"?

But it's just a rental house!
And I've spent a fortune on it.

There was a need to hurry.

It's because of the landscape designer...
- No, well done! Yes.

Thank you, thank you.
- Now everything is as it should be.

Council.

Be more careful with signatures.
They can be very important.

This is just a scam.
I won't let it go.

Well, no. It's a scam, well...

It depends on how you look at it.

From my point of view,
this is a great deal.

Have a good day.

Goodbye.

Hello, kids!

You're Charlie, right?
- Don't worry, we're together.

And Zhulin, she’s still there.

Don't worry, we're fine.

And you will have a chance to find families.
- We are already a family!

MAJOR SANTE

Oh my God! No!

You never get used to it.
- Never.

Eh, there's not even a network here.

We're doomed.

POLICE DEPARTMENT

You have one message.

Milann, this is Alban.

We took Julin, she's okay,
we're already at home.

The judge issued an order that
you are not allowed

to approach children or the elderly.

I'm sorry.

Milann, we have to save them all.

We can't leave things like this.

Do you understand?
The rest are with the evil queen!

I'm sorry, Zhulin.
There's nothing we can do now.

Ren is just a liar,
there must be a way out!

I signed the papers.

Everything is according to the rules.
I was deceived, that's right.

Milann, my friend,
you can't just give up.

Your friend is no more.

LINO VARTAN

It's terrible that they broke up.

I lost.

Sorry, Lino.

I'm here.

Lino?

Is that you?
- No, it's me! Am I stupid?

There are more spaces in your brain
than between your teeth.

Did he teach you to let your guard down?
I doubt it.

I knew Lino.

We trained together once in Montargis.

He has a great punch.

Justice?
- Yes.

How did you find me?

And how are the others?
- Bad.

You've let us down, Mylene.

Sorry.

I wanted to save them.
- Why didn't you tell me?

I trusted you so much.

I wanted to do everything myself.
- Exactly.

You always want to control,
but life has more imagination than you,

so defend yourself!

But... You don't have to do
everything alone.

You can't achieve anything alone,
but together...

Together we are invincible.

We are your protection, your guard.

Security?
- Yes, now, you could say,

we are a team.

And we will never perish
in this bastard "Major Sante".

We didn't deserve it.
- No one deserved it.

What is this?

"What is this?"
- Yes.

A teaspoon.
- Maybe a teaspoon,

or maybe it's
a formidable weapon, who knows?

It depends on how you look at it.

"Major Sante" considers us
a bunch of old men, they doesn't respect us!

Show them that we are
worth something, show them!

I think it's...

A MONTH LATER

This morning, around 9 o'clock,

an explosion occurred in the nursing home
"Major Santé" in the suburbs of Paris!

It's believed that it was a gas leak,

which led to the poisoning of staff
and then to tragedy.

The number of victims is yet to be determined.
And we have the testimony of Albert's guest.

Do you know what they do to us?

We submitted our resignation,
but they won't listen!

We're all going to die!
Montrosier would blow up us soon!

Everyone should know how they torture
old people in "Major Sante"!

We are victims of crime!

We can defeat her on the battlefield.

Yes. Sure.
- Clear?

We'll have our own boarding school,

and we will return
both children and old people.

What are the names
of these investors of yours?

Van Litonar.

Well, tell me how it went.
Did the Flemings understand everything?

I said that we will accommodate
a lot of people in the new house.

And he said that, according to forecasts,
demand from the elderly will be huge?

Oh yes, in the first month
we will capture up to 30 percent of the market.

Yes.
- No, that's really good!

Well, there was still something
that worried them.

Oh, yes!

And they ended up...
- Sent?

They said yes.
- What?

Oh, that's just wonderful! Yes!
- So we did it?

Yes, now the Van Lithonars own
the new place, and we are the managers!

The best day of my life!

So we're now nursing home number one
and have surpassed Montrosier?

It's too early to say,
I'll meet with investors at 6.

Yes!
- You're a genius!

I am so glad.

This is just wonderful!
- I told you so!

Unbelievable!

I told you that he wouldn’t give up
and would start something against us!

Oh yes, well done, my girl!
I'm so proud of you!

Well, when Montrosier finds out,
it will be like this!

So tell me!

He said at 6 in the evening?

Yes, I'll go.
I'll tell you right away.

Thank you.

There are more and more problems.
Profits have fallen by 23 percent,

we have to save on the elderly.

And now after the gas explosion
in the house...

Madame Montrosier, are you listening?

No, I got distracted
by the word "problems".

At the very beginning.
- I need solutions from you.

She just fixed the image of
"Major Sante" in the press, and so what?

Explosion in one of the houses.

What have you done
to prevent such inconveniences?

Paying for what? For this!
And you suck! You suck.

Wait, what?
- Sucks. Sucks.

This is Claude. He said it's urgent...
He stutters, I don't understand.

Claude?

Claude.

Mason.

Mason.

Claude Masson.

Okay, the meeting is over,
thank you.

Come on,
hurry up and get to work!

No, Muriel, stay. Stay.

He makes me feel very uncomfortable.
- Me too, honestly...

Okay then. Pretend,
we have a meeting in 15 minutes!

Yes?
- Yes.

10.
- Darling!

5.

Amazing news.

Milann Russo found
a fantastic location and investors

for a revolutionary project!

Deal with the Flemings, Van Litonar.

Van Litonar?
- Yes, exactly.

Right now.
- I don't know, I haven't heard of them.

They are Flemish.

Two words: "Van" and "Litonar".

VAN LITONAR

Well, yes.

ANNUAL PROFIT OF 100'000

My God, they are multi-millionaires!

This can't be,
how did he even find them?

It's clear that all the old workers
will want to leave.

France will praise this freak again!

But they already want to leave.
- No.

Quieter.
- Well, yes, I'm silent.

If you allow me,
we still have time.

He's signing papers at 6 today.
- At 6 in the evening, in Paris?

But you remain silent?

No, as soon as I received the information,
I came straight to you, don’t doubt it!

This is a great opportunity for you.

This will allow you
to improve your image.

If I need any advice,
I'll contact you.

Muriel! Give me Van Lithonar's
phone number and address right now.

Claude Masson, thank you.

You're welcome, I'm only glad, dear.
- Have a nice day.

Likewise.
- Go!

Sorry.

It's a gift, chocolate.
- Oh, how cute!

Believe me,
you are making a mistake.

The company I represent,

is in a much more
advantageous position.

I have been practicing
this profession for 20 years.

You can't joke with the safety,
health and self-realization of the elderly!

His previous home was substandard.

And also a detention?

Do you want to be
associated with a monster?

No. Think about
the well-being of the elderly.

I am ready to buy his project.

The deal is yours.

You have pointed out
a serious problem, Madame Montrosier.

Yes, of course, you can thank me.

Sorry, I couldn't stop him!
- Hey, what are you doing here?

Nothing.
Oh yes, I'm your new mistress!

It's a joke?

I signed the contract!

Why is she here?
- Oh, listen, calm down.

You sold the project,
we can do whatever we want.

How naive you are. But I am honest,
I invite you to the opening!

Go to hell, everyone!

How vulgar!

Well, shall we sign?

Here it is.

Maybe it's the wrong address?

Welcome!

My home. Where is it?
- Here!

Impossible.

Is this a joke?
I spent millions on this?

Any problem?
- Yes, a big problem.

We were talking about a boarding school,
a completely new one, revolutionary, with nurses!

What is this?

What is this?
- It's a security guard.

I said, I had to sign it right away...

But what is he doing here?

You invited me to the opening!

Do you play chess?

Do you know the move
"queen sacrifice"?

Well, well!

You had the nerve to come.
- Milann, I swear, I was manipulated!

I wanted to help the old people
and didn't notice anything.

As a result, everything is
as it was before.

I want to help.

Is this a scam again?

Is there a plan?

Yes, I have a plan.

A chess move that
few people know about.

It's called "queen sacrifice."
- Checkmate in seven moves?

Well, I guess you know.

Pawn on E-4.

The game has begun.

Hey, what? Leave me alone!

I can handle it myself just fine!
I hate this nursing home!

That's why I'm here, Colonel.
- Chubby?

That's right.

What's on your head?
- It's for camouflage.

Your hair looks like a backside.
- I knew you'd come.

Will you arrange a sabotage?

It will be done. Go ahead, leave.
How are the children?

Everything is fine, see you soon.

Everything is fine?

How are things with you and the chubby one?
He's rolling his balls towards me!

Second stage: on F-3 horse.

Preparing our defense.

Van Lithonar, L-I-T-O-N-A-R.

There is a Wikipedia page
and a history in the business world!

They are rich! Billionaires!

For our house I added a virtual tour.

Smart, right? - Alfred will burst
with pride! And all of us!

Third stage: elephant on C-4.

The explosion is small.

So! The bomb is ready!

Here.
- He only asked them to distract him!

Yes, yes, it's not really a bomb,
it's just an expression!

Yes, yes, just a fart!
But still, it's better to get people out.

What?
- It will explode, what's not clear?

Boom!
- Boom!

And I'm on the TV screen!

Knight on C-3, we create
a distracting maneuver for the opponent.

Everything points to
the explosion at Major Santé

occurred due to a domestic gas leak.

There is every reason to believe that
it led to the poisoning of medical personnel,

and then to tragedy.

The number of victims
remains to be determined.

My Bondmanjac is working!

What a wonderful day!

I haven't had so much fun
in a long time!

Hurry up and bring it in.

Moon!

Then we go forward
and clear the way.

You are simply perfect!
Lorenzo, your beard is peeling off.

Ah, because of the heat.

Barbie, could you come and take a look?
- Nothing is impossible for me.

These faces!
You are talented, Barbie!

Yes, I know.
- But where are we?

My former office.
I even feel nostalgic.

Who is she?
- This is Emma, Barbie's sister.

Sister?

You again, mom? Pressing again!

So, mother-daughter?
- Sister, sister-daughter!

Cold.

But who cares?
- I like to dress up.

And Claudine and I
often dressed up and...

Just don't, Alfred,
we imagined it, it's awkward!

Okay, let's repeat.

You are the 3 Van Lithonar brothers,
Flemish investors.

Emma, is that you?
- Affke Kremers.

Managing director of the holding.
- Exactly.

So, Finn, Jasper and Conrad.

I see.
- Why do they call me Horse Thief, I...

No, your name is not Horse Thief, but Conrad.
- Oh, okay. Conrad.

Show me the accent.

"Ik bin clarten cxhrtn".

Lorenzo?

I am a Flemish investor,

I eat a lot of sausages
and speak a little French!

Alfred?
- Draught beer and chips, please!

Okay, that's enough. Okay.
Let's do it this way:

You will whisper, and Emma will
translate and talk to Montrosier.

We don't talk?
- No, you whisper to each other.

Can I...?
- No, don't...

Okay?
Just whispering, nothing more.

But if I don't have a script,
how do I proceed?

If Montrosier asks questions,
what should she say?

Nothing at all!

And finally, the F-7 madness.

The opponent doesn't understand
the plan. He's trapped.

Bravo!
- He thinks we're newbies.

When Montrosier finds out...
- So tell me!

He said at 6 in the evening?
- Yes, yes, I'll go.

Well done!

Milann? It worked.

She will be there.

The opponent sees
the queen is in front of him,

and can't help but take it.

You can't joke with the safety,
health and self-realization of the elderly!

Milann Russo-- he's nice, of course,
but he's a utopian.

Well, come on.

Lorenzo, your beard is
starting to come off.

Oh yeah, it's hot.

I'm ready to buy his project!

Yes, you can thank me.

Sorry, I couldn't stop him...
- Hey, what are you doing here?

Nothing. Oh, yes!
I'm your new mistress.

It's a joke?

I signed the contract!
Why is she here?

Listen, calm down...
- He plays badly!

This is so terrible.
- Go to hell, everyone!

And very ashamed.
- What, should we sign it?

WELCOME TO VAN LITONAR

WELCOME TO "LINO VARTAN"

Checkmate! Seven moves.

Be careful with signatures.

This is very important.

This won't happen. You're a fraud!

Scammer?

Depends on your point of view.

For me it's just a deal.

Well, bye.

Damn it, Muriel!
What am I supposed to do with these ruins?

Oh shit! Shit!

Here we are!
- Well, now, yes?

Well done, guys.
- Well, yes, well done.

Bravo!
- Look!

"Convicted of failure to provide assistance
and endangering life."

She snitched on everyone!

Masson, the bailiff, the guy from
the commission, the prosecutor and the judge!

She dragged them all along with her!

Sorry, I don't want to pry into something
that isn't my business,

but with what money
did we buy the shelter back?

With the money that the evil hag
spent on your house.

You're the evil hag!
- What?

I'm not talking about grandma, I'm sorry!
I love you. - What?

What are you... Wait a second.

We've arrived!
- We've arrived, let's go meet them quickly!

They're here! Finally!

We've arrived.
- Here we are.

But this is...
- Great.

Amazing!
- Brilliant!

Well done!
- Excellent!

It's you!

They came!
How I missed you!

Have you seen the sign?
Playa Lino Vartan!

Did you see?
- Yes, that will be our "Lino".

Yes. The great Lino Vartan
is so busy that he is not here?

He died.
- Well, okay then.

If Claudine were here...

Albert!
- Alfred!

How are you?
- Great!

Well then!
- I saw you covered in blood on TV!

You are the best actor in the world.
- Thank you!

Maybe we should create a troupe of the very best?
A troupe of "Little and Big Actors".

Huh? That's a success!
- Florette!

Will you teach me to dance?
- I'll teach you!

And I'll teach you how to cook Bondmanjac!
We'll never be apart again, my dear.

Have you seen what my website is like?
- Yes!

I did it myself!

You are a genius! Genius!
I am proud of you!

Have you found a girl?

I missed you, Amanda!

I missed you too, Sylvett.

You have such a beautiful voice!

Old man, young man...
- Fun with you!

After everything we've been through,
I wanted to say,

and very frankly, I love you!

I love you too!

I knew it wouldn't be mutual!

No, I'm saying I love you too!

And I want to live with you!

Quiet, quiet, not so fast!
We're still young!

Everyone is crazy about me.

Well, what? To love!

Here's to old age! To hell with it all!
Bravo, chubby, well done!

He who seeks shall find!

This expression exists!
- Of course!

You'd think I usually talk nonsense!

Colonel, let's drink!

Mother!

Emma, I wanted to thank you.

It is I who should be thanking.

After all, without you,
my mother and I would never have met.

I am incredibly happy.

Just don't get too cocky,
or I'll disinherit you!

Milann!
You said, you would never leave us!

I promised you! And I have a gift!

Yes?
- Clemence!

Do you know my fiancee?
- Of course!

We have a gift.

Pitou!
- Yes, it's Pitou!

Pitou, he's here!
- Thank you, Milann.

Oh, thank you.

Look, kids! It's Pitou!

It's Pitou! It's Pitou!
- He's so cute!

Can I iron it?

I'm so glad to see you!
- Me too!

I missed you.

Love you.

Hey, there are cakes!
- Cool!

Ah, here you are.

Bravo.
You didn't give up and won.

Thank you, Lorenzo.

I'll return the spoon!
It brought good luck.

You know, thanks to you I learned
that stories,

that you live with others
are much more interesting

than those that you invent.

Thank you, Milann.

Thank you very much.

How are you?
- Good. What does Florette add to cocktails?

A hallucination?

Claudine!
Was that you I was talking to?

Who are you?
- Madonna!

Can't be!

Well done!

Bravo!
- Meet Claudine!

This is Claudine!

What kind of landing is this?
Whose troops are these?

Here’s the crowd.

I hope the reception will be warm.

I don't like newbies!
- We'll blow them up! Boom!

Boom!
- Boom!

We have 3 rules.

First:
don't go into my room.

Second:
the old-timers are always right.

DEDICATED TO MYLENE DEMONJO
AND MARIANNA GARCIA

RETIREMENT HOME 2
HOLIDAY: NO MORE CHILDREN