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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,943 --> 00:00:28,861 Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back 2 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,614 No more, no more No more, no more 3 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,659 Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more 4 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:44,699 Hey, it's Monday morning, and I'm Jack Lucas. 5 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:47,922 Hi. This is about my husband. 6 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:51,968 - Yes? - Well, he drives me crazy. 7 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:57,223 I'll be talking and he'll never let me finish a sentence. 8 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,641 He's always finishing... 9 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:01,811 He's always finishing your thoughts. That's awful. 10 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,188 It absolutely drives... 11 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:08,059 it drives you crazy, doesn't it? He's a scoundrel. 12 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,070 Jack, you've hit the nail... 13 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:15,741 Hit the nail on the head. Yeah, somebody ought to hit you on the head. 14 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,703 Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back 15 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:21,455 No more, no more No more, no more 16 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:25,626 Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back no more 17 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,086 What you say? 18 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:32,383 Tell us, how long have you and Senator Payton been having this 19 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,845 Sleazy affair? 20 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,888 Oh, great. 21 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,087 This is great. 22 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,477 This is disgusting. I'm so tired of the public 23 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,813 invading a person's private life. 24 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:49,191 You had sex with a U.S. senator in the parking lot of Sea World. 25 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,111 You're telling me you're a private person? No, you're our... 26 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:56,324 Spotlight Celebrity! 27 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:59,994 We want to hear about the back seats of limos, 28 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:02,997 about the ruined lives of people we want to be. 29 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,374 New and exotic uses for champagne corks. 30 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:09,029 Listen, I have been humiliated enough already, okay? 31 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:12,340 Well, no, perhaps not. We need those details. 32 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,549 You're a pig, Jack. 33 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,429 Whoa, woman, oh, woman Don't you treat me so mean 34 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:21,015 You're the meanest old woman That I've ever... 35 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,767 You're on the air, caller. 36 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,894 Hello, Jack. It's Edwin. 37 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:28,397 Ohh. It's Edwin. 38 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:31,484 Haven't heard you in, what, a day? I've missed you. 39 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,985 I've missed you too. 40 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,529 It's confession time. What've you got? 41 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:40,686 I went to this bar, this very, you know, hard-to-get-into place 42 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,286 called Babbitt's. 43 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:45,748 Oh. Yeah, it's one of those chic, yuppie watering holes. 44 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,917 I met this beautiful woman. 45 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:52,213 Ugh. Come on, Ed. If you start telling me you're in love again, 46 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:55,508 I'm gonna remind you of that time we made you propose 47 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:59,345 to that checkout girl at Thrifty's. Do you remember her reaction? 48 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:04,266 She was just a girl. This is a beautiful woman. 49 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,352 And Pinocchio is a true story. 50 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,854 You'll never get this tart to your dessert plate. 51 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,649 - This is different. She likes me. - Edwin. Edwin. Hey! 52 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,068 Edwin! 53 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,780 I told you about these people. They only mate with their own kind. 54 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,448 It's yuppie inbreeding. 55 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:23,077 That's why they're retarded and wear the same clothes. 56 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:26,622 They don't feel love. They only negotiate love moments. 57 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,124 They're evil, Edwin. 58 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,960 They're repulsed by imperfection, horrified by the banal, 59 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:34,505 everything that America stands for. Everything you and I fight for. 60 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:39,252 They must be stopped before it's too late. It's us or them. 61 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,805 Okay, Jack. 62 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,458 All right. 63 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:49,979 Well, it's been a thrill, as always. Have a perfect day. 64 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,384 Everyone here at the Jack Lucas Show says "bye." 65 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:56,610 This is Jack Lucas. So long. Arrivederci. 66 00:03:56,611 --> 00:04:00,614 I'll send you a thought today as I lie in the back of my stretch limo 67 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:03,492 having sex with the teenager of my choice. 68 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,828 And that thought will be, 69 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:10,291 "Thank God I'm me." 70 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:12,334 I've got the power 71 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,619 Some of this is very funny. 72 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:25,890 Cheever secured the Donna Summer song to play over the credits. 73 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,089 Ooh. I have chills. 74 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,270 You sure they want me? I won't read it without an offer. 75 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,355 Of course. Not even a question. 76 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:37,359 When I talked to him, I could smell how much they want you. 77 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,028 I could smell it over the phone. 78 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:42,190 Oh. Bums. 79 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,076 I don't have any change. 80 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:48,946 I'm not opening this window. 81 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:53,610 A couple of quarters isn't gonna make any difference anyway. 82 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,166 I hate my cheeks. 83 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:11,132 Raoul called before, about dinner. 84 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:15,564 About dinner as a concept or about dinner with Raoul? 85 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,650 You're so witty. 86 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,110 I gotta get out of here and do something. 87 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:23,489 You know, tomorrow is a very big day for me. 88 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:26,313 It'd be nice if you pretended to understand. 89 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,868 Fine. I'll say no. 90 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:31,193 - They're putting me on film tomorrow. - Fine. 91 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:36,658 First time in my life I'll be a voice with a body. 92 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:41,257 You know what that means? What this could lead to? 93 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,707 It's a sitcom, Jack. You're not defining pi. 94 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,764 I'll remember that the next time you get excited 95 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,463 by drawing pubic hair on Raisin Bran. 96 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,465 You want some? 97 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,604 No, I have to work. 98 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,398 How un-'60s of you. 99 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:00,401 I was 9 in the '60s. 100 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,973 I used to think 101 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,242 my biography ought to be entitled: 102 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:13,023 Jack Lucas: The Face Behind the Voice. 103 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:18,783 But now it could be Jack Lucas: The Face and the Voice. 104 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:20,421 Or maybe just 105 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:24,622 Jack! Exclamation point. 106 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,218 Honey? 107 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,888 Where's my orange cup with the teddy bear? 108 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,973 I'll kill that old bitch! 109 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,977 I have a fever. I really think I'm dying. 110 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,687 Now he won't do a thing 111 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:39,398 Well, forgive me! 112 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,650 Jack, Jack 113 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,519 Hey. 114 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:46,438 Forgive me. 115 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:53,321 Forgive me. Forgive me. 116 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,283 Hey, forgive me. 117 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:01,241 Forgive me. 118 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:04,161 Hey, forgive me! 119 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,675 Heh, heh. Yeah. 120 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,844 I've got the power 121 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,351 Forgive me! 122 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,504 I've got the power 123 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,689 Whoa! Whoa! 124 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,566 Hey! 125 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,026 Forgive me! 126 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,555 I've got the power 127 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:31,033 I have it. 128 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,743 I have this. 129 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,579 I really have this. 130 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:42,211 It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic 131 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,129 It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic 132 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,381 They're evil. 133 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:48,217 They're repulsed by imperfection, horrified by the banal, 134 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:52,388 everything that America stands for. Everything you and I fight for. 135 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:56,308 They must be stopped before it's too late. It's us or them! 136 00:07:56,309 --> 00:08:01,313 It was Mr. Lucas' remarks that seemed to have fatal impact on Mr. Malnick. 137 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,107 Marc Saffron is on the scene. 138 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:07,277 Babbitt's is a popular hot spot with single, young professionals. 139 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:10,489 Edwin Malnick arrived at the peak hour of 7:15, 140 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,743 took one long look at the collection of the city's best and brightest, 141 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:19,081 then removed a shotgun from his overcoat and opened fire. 142 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:23,127 Seven people were killed before Malnick turned the gun on himself 143 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,337 and shot a hole through his head. 144 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,258 Representatives of radio personality Jack Lucas expressed regret. 145 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,260 No formal comment has been made. 146 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:34,179 Neighbors of Malnick said he was quiet and lived alone. 147 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,973 "You scarcely knew he was there," 148 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,642 said a woman who lived next door for 11 years. 149 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,603 But few will soon forget this lonely man 150 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,773 who reached out to a world he knew only through the radio, 151 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:48,902 looking for friendship and finding only pain and tragedy. 152 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:52,322 Marc Saffron. Channel 7 News. 153 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:58,029 Hey, everybody Have you heard? 154 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,235 Fuck. 155 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,999 Garbage. People are garbage. 156 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,217 Pigs. 157 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,064 Go right ahead. Right ahead. 158 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,433 Hey, Mr. Happiness. 159 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:30,728 Are you gonna do a little work today or what? 160 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,473 Hm? What, out there? 161 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,408 They're not terrorists, Jack. 162 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:40,404 They're just ordinary people, like you and me. 163 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,991 Breakfast of champions, right? 164 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,422 That one. 165 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,717 It'll be funny, and then the scary one will do. 166 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:57,096 That one. A scary one and a funny one. 167 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,680 Oh. Oh! 168 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,394 Excuse me. Can you help me? 169 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,021 I've looked for an hour, 170 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,731 and I'm losing my mind. 171 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,567 What I'm in the mood for is a Katharine Hepburn-y, 172 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,444 Cary Grant-y kind of thing. 173 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,404 Nothing heavy. I couldn't take heavy. 174 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,533 Something zany. I'm looking for something zany. 175 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:22,371 Or something modern, like a Goldie Hawn-y, Chevy Chase-y thing. 176 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:26,125 You know, funny. I wanna laugh. I have to laugh tonight, really. 177 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:30,254 Oh, do you have anything with that comedian? He's on that show. 178 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:35,217 It's On the Radio. You know the guy. He says, "Hey, forgive me!" 179 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,553 I get such a kick out of the way he says that. 180 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,221 He's so goddamn adorable. 181 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:42,546 That would be perfect. Didn't he make a movie? 182 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:46,049 Ordinary Peepholes. 183 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:52,886 It's kind of a big-titty, spread-cheeky kind of thing. 184 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:57,232 Excuse me, I just want to borrow him for a minute. 185 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,192 You're gonna love that. 186 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,086 - Frightening woman. - Are you in a mood today? 187 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,338 If she didn't get something zany, 188 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:17,676 - she would've killed us all. - Are you in an "emotional abyss"? 189 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,638 Will you explain this to me? I don't understand these moods. 190 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:25,726 Anne, they're my moods. You wanna understand? Have your own. 191 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:29,438 - I hate desperate people. - Sweetie, baby, love of my life, 192 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:32,137 you hate people. 193 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:37,154 Look, why don't you take the day off, go upstairs, put your feet up? 194 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,809 I'll cook tonight, okay? 195 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,486 Right. 196 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,330 You seen my orange cup with the teddy bear? 197 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,290 Grandma used it for her urine specimen. 198 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,752 I'll kill her! 199 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:56,548 Here I am, I'm dying. The doctors are dividing up my estate! 200 00:11:56,549 --> 00:12:01,580 I gotta hide my trophy cups in case Grandma finds herself in a beer hall. 201 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,972 It's funny. What do you want? 202 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,724 It's not funny. 203 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,476 Then why do we watch it? 204 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,896 It makes me feel good to see how not funny it is. 205 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:15,150 America doesn't know funny. It makes it easier not being a funny TV celebrity. 206 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,395 Because that would just mean I'm not really talented. 207 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,563 You are a sick fuck, you know that? 208 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,661 I don't know why you... 209 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:26,995 Shh, Shh! 210 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,706 - Don't you do that. - I'm trying to watch! 211 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:32,626 You have too many thoughts rolling around up there. 212 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:36,505 You're very self-absorbed, Jack. God, divert yourself. 213 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,006 My God, read a book. 214 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,758 It's important to think. 215 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:44,915 It separates us from lentils and people that read books like Love Song. 216 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,131 Great book, dumb title. 217 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:54,356 You know, you used to say that you liked that about me. 218 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:58,318 You said you liked that we didn't have to think all the time. 219 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:02,724 That we could just be together and not think. 220 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:09,064 Well, suicidal paranoiacs will say anything to get laid. 221 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:23,044 Have another drink, Jack. It's on the house, like everything else. 222 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,723 I hope your children treat you with the same disrespect. 223 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,808 I got a fever. I'm dying. 224 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,060 You're not dying. You have a cold. 225 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,895 Besides, you can't die before Sunday, 226 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,189 because we have to go to the Billy Joel concert. 227 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:41,642 Ah. Well, forgive me! 228 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,948 Madness. 229 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,028 Shit! 230 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,091 Fuck! 231 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,263 Forgive me! 232 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,216 Fuck. 233 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,901 Hey, watch it, asshole! 234 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:24,522 Well, forgive me, fuckhead! 235 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:37,167 Hey! Hey, over here! 236 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,945 Here I am! 237 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,951 Oh, taxi! 238 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,909 Hello! Merry Christmas! 239 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,348 Hey, buddy. Buddy, help a guy out. 240 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,309 Help me out with a quarter. Come on, sport! 241 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,561 - Sport. - Hey, I told you! 242 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,555 What's the matter with you? 243 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,149 Get away from me! Get away from me! 244 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,442 You're a maniac! 245 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:06,063 - You're crazy! - Mr. Bum. 246 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,734 Here. 247 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:28,552 Hey, anybody here named Jiminy? 248 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,601 You ever read any Nietzsche? 249 00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,856 Nietzsche says there are two kinds of people in the world. 250 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:44,276 People who are destined for greatness, 251 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,945 like Walt Disney 252 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,447 and Hitler. 253 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,199 And then there's the rest of us. 254 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:56,106 He called us "the bungled and the botched." 255 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,612 We get teased. 256 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:02,362 We sometimes get close to greatness, 257 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,864 but we never get there. 258 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,577 We're the expendable masses. 259 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,600 We get pushed in front of trains, take poison aspirin, 260 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:20,505 get gunned down in Dairy Queens. 261 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,943 You wanna hear the new title of my biography, 262 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,472 my little Italian friend? 263 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:36,786 It Was No Fucking Picnic: The Jack Lucas Story. 264 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,110 You like it? 265 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:44,325 Il no-va esta fucking picnic-o. 266 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,662 You're a good kid. 267 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,206 You say no to drugs. 268 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,801 You ever get the feeling sometimes, 269 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,183 you're being punished for your sins? 270 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,966 Woo-hoo! 271 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,024 Hey, what's going on? 272 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,241 I said, what's going on? 273 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,623 What are you doing here, man? 274 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,758 You shouldn't hang around here! 275 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,253 I was just leaving. 276 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,264 People spend a lot of money for this neighborhood. 277 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,557 It's not fair. 278 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,768 Looking out their windows to see your ass asleep on the streets! 279 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,103 Yes, I agree. 280 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,355 Good. That's very good. 281 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,357 Do you believe this drunk? 282 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,402 Me neither, man! Do it! 283 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,909 Hold, varlet! 284 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,063 Or feel the sting of my shaft! 285 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,751 In the name of Blanche de Fleur, 286 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:50,951 unhand that errant knight! 287 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,381 Do you speak English? 288 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,204 Let the bum go, dipshit! 289 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,473 Mendacity! Why are two attractive city squires like you 290 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,391 abusing a knight like this? 291 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,934 Are you a faggot too? 292 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:08,480 Faggot? No, but I do believe in fairies. 293 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,149 - Not without dinner. - Are you fucking nuts? 294 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,486 Viola! Let's show him what he's won! 295 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,404 I advise you to let us go. 296 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,906 You advise us, huh? 297 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,901 Yes. You're outnumbered, son. Ha-ha-ha. 298 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,187 Can't you see? 299 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,504 Looks like Night of the Living Dead. 300 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,532 Come on, go for it! 301 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,592 - They can't do nothing! - Can't do nothing. 302 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,302 Can't do nothing! 303 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,179 Nothing?! 304 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,878 Gentlemen! 305 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,312 I like New York in June 306 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:52,091 How about you? 307 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:55,902 I like a Gershwin tune 308 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,613 How about you? 309 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,782 Oh, look. It's showtime. 310 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,325 You know, boys, 311 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,161 there's three things in this world that you need: 312 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,163 Respect for all kinds of life, 313 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,749 a nice bowel movement on a regular basis 314 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,029 and a navy blazer. Oh, and one more thing: 315 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:16,297 Never take your eye off the ball! 316 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:21,871 The ability to be a shithead can be a fabulous advantage. 317 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,054 Hey, hey, hey! 318 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,180 Please. Don't hurt me! 319 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,195 Why? So you can be healthy when you jump? No. 320 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,566 You can't leave me tied up out here alone, you faggot! 321 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,452 You're not gonna be alone. 322 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,400 Huh? 323 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,900 Come and get it! 324 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,242 I need a drink. 325 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,785 Hey, I know a fabulous place with great ambiance. 326 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,226 What do you think of the death penalty? 327 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:14,022 Death's definitely a penalty. Ain't no fucking gift. 328 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,857 Life's too goddamn short. 329 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,358 Great place, huh? 330 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,368 - How are you tonight? - Not bad, John. You? 331 00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,536 Can't complain. 332 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,455 Can I interest anybody in a fruit pie? 333 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:34,042 - No, thank you. Too fattening. - Crazy fucking... 334 00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,902 - Have a drink! - I better be leaving. 335 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:03,806 - Drink, goddamn it! - No. 336 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,900 I think they like you. 337 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,915 I like New York in June 338 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,875 How about you? 339 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:18,370 You were great tonight, Parry. 340 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,256 I like potato chips 341 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,924 Moonlight and roses 342 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,669 How about you? 343 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,672 Hi. 344 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,917 Welcome back. 345 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:35,095 How you feeling? 346 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,180 - Have I died? - Oh, no. 347 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,984 Hey, easy, easy. Want to get up? 348 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:45,154 There you go. Gravity works. Take it real slow. There you go. 349 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,198 Take a few breaths, huh? 350 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,694 - Where am I? - My domicile. 351 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,787 It's my humble abode. 352 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,836 Want something to eat? Your stomach must be a real tabula rasa. 353 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:03,298 I don't know if these are raisins or rat shit. You can't tell. 354 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,800 Oh. Oh, heh. 355 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,093 How about a fruit pie? 356 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:11,878 I was off by a couple of months. 357 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,895 It's nice to have company. Hi. 358 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,563 Where are my shoes? 359 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,814 - What? - Where? 360 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,717 - What? Shh. Shh. - What? 361 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,719 Excuse me. 362 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,646 What is it? We've got company. 363 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,307 What? 364 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,409 I knew it. I knew it last night. 365 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,244 I did too. I did. Don't... 366 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,067 Don't... 367 00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:37,490 He's the one! 368 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,250 Can you keep a secret? 369 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,919 - No. - Good. 370 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,255 - Know what the little people told me? - The little people? 371 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,658 Oh. You know. 372 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,928 They said you're the one. 373 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,298 The one what? 374 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,017 Shut up! 375 00:23:56,018 --> 00:23:57,810 Get away from him! 376 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,270 This'll get rid... 377 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,890 Wintergreen. So sorry about this. 378 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,180 Oh, there we are. 379 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,612 They said you're not ready to know yet. 380 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,390 I'm not? 381 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,115 He is too! 382 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,784 Get out of here. Fuck off! 383 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,118 Beat it! 384 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,329 I have rights! Oh, yeah. 385 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,082 Fly up there. Oh, yeah. 386 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:22,585 Come on! Out of here! Yah! 387 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:28,033 Hey! You can't be in there. 388 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,503 You're frightening him! 389 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,588 Do you know who I am? 390 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:36,599 - I'm drawing a blank. - Take a guess. 391 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,002 Let him guess. 392 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,846 Uh... 393 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:45,066 You seem to be some kind of vigilante. 394 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,652 That happens along the way, of course. 395 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,430 Here's a clue. 396 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:56,369 - A hood ornament? - No. 397 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,912 I'm a knight. 398 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,065 On a special quest. 399 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,693 And I need help. 400 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,581 Quest? 401 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:11,092 That's why they sent you. 402 00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:13,837 - The little... - Yes, yes. 403 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,807 You see, they work for him. 404 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,676 So do I. 405 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,802 Him? 406 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,638 God. 407 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:25,857 I'm the janitor of God. 408 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,609 I know. 409 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,072 I know how you feel. 410 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:35,908 They came to me about a year ago. 411 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:40,204 I was sitting on the john, having a really satisfying bowel movement. 412 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:43,624 Those ones that border on mystical, where you're like: 413 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,080 Oh! 414 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,265 And there they were. 415 00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:04,312 Hundreds of the cutest little fat people 416 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:07,216 floating right in front of me. 417 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,443 It was wonderful. And then, 418 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,437 they spoke. 419 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:15,573 And they said that I had been chosen 420 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,910 to get back something very special that he had lost. 421 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,662 My part will be very dangerous. I said, "Whoa!" 422 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,123 Hold it right there." I mean... 423 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:29,170 if you see floating little fat people say you're on a mission from God, 424 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:34,092 they'll slap you some heavy Thorazine. I said, "Give me a sign." 425 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:39,545 And they said, "Look in Progressive Architecture, February '88, page 33." 426 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,301 That's pretty specific, huh? 427 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,179 Bingo! He knows. 428 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,440 He knows. He does. It's right here. 429 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,640 Where is it? A, B, F, M. M! 430 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,306 Under Miscellaneous, not Mythology. 431 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:58,100 Look at this. Here it is. 432 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,982 See it? 433 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,333 - Langdon Carmichael. - No, no. 434 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:10,211 Right there. See it? 435 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,489 What? 436 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,826 The Grail. 437 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,422 The Holy Grail. 438 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,809 It's God's symbol of divine grace. 439 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,811 - The Holy... - Yes. 440 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:31,683 Some billionaire has got the Holy Grail in his library on Fifth Avenue? 441 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,485 I know. Who'd think you'd find anything divine there? 442 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:38,823 I don't mean to be flippant or enrage you, but you're a psychotic man. 443 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:42,228 - I know. - A very nice psychotic man. 444 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:44,871 I appreciate what you did. 445 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:48,875 - It was a brave and noble thing. - You're embarrassing me. 446 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:52,962 I'll see a lot of you on various talk shows when you get the Grail. 447 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,410 Please don't go! 448 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:57,125 I can't. 449 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,832 I can't get it. 450 00:28:00,554 --> 00:28:03,014 Because he's out there. 451 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:05,964 He's always out there. 452 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,514 That's why you can get it. That's why you're the one. 453 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,676 I'm not the one. 454 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,350 I'm not anyone. 455 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:23,059 Forget about the shoes. 456 00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,161 I'm gonna take a cab. 457 00:28:25,162 --> 00:28:27,580 - Parry. - Parry, I'm Jack. 458 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,233 I know. 459 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:37,757 Oh! Oh, wait! Listen, don't... 460 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,831 They're... Here they are. 461 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,512 Jack. Jack. 462 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:45,711 Here you go. As they were. 463 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:49,886 Uh, you can keep the doll. 464 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,013 Hey, thanks a mil, huh? 465 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,944 Now that you know where we are, don't be a stranger. 466 00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:00,313 Come back. We'll rummage. 467 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:04,939 Take care of yourself, Jack. Give my love to the wife. 468 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:09,482 - I'm not married. - Really? You look married. 469 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,282 Don't be a stranger. 470 00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,826 See you. 471 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,421 Hey. Hey, where you coming from? 472 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,765 The basement, I think. 473 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:39,068 I tell him no visitors! 474 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:41,654 - Hey, hold it! Hold it. - Huh? 475 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,865 - Listen. You a friend of Parry's? - No. 476 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,867 I don't allow no entertaining. 477 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:50,454 I let him stay out of the goodness of my heart because of the tragedy. 478 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,039 But I'm not running a hotel. 479 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,834 And nobody's taking advantage of me. 480 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:56,085 Tragedy? 481 00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,587 He and his wife were in some bar 482 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:02,842 and some nut comes in with a shotgun and blew the place apart. 483 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,996 Splattered her brains all over the walls. 484 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,597 She was a beautiful girl. 485 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,641 Never knew what hit her. 486 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:15,172 You ought to have heard about that nut who listened to the radio. 487 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,717 You could've been attacked, raped, God knows! 488 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,776 I was up all night long, Jack. 489 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:21,986 Sorry. 490 00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,447 - Yeah? - A guy wants 491 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:27,476 - to check out the pornos. - So send him back. 492 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:29,410 What the hell happened? 493 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,037 I was attacked. 494 00:30:31,038 --> 00:30:32,690 What? 495 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,192 Oh, baby! 496 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,586 - Two kids tried to set me on fire. - Oh, my God. 497 00:30:38,587 --> 00:30:41,456 - Ow. - What did they do to you? 498 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,090 You almost done? 499 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:46,469 - Are you looking for a story? - I've seen most of them. 500 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,215 Here. Creamer Versus Creamer. Won an award. Go. 501 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:57,715 Did you call the police? Do you want me to call up the doctor? 502 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,051 Are you sure? 503 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,481 So where did you sleep last night? 504 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:10,019 I stayed at a friend's, Anne. 505 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:15,449 Okay, Jack. I want you to be up front with me now. 506 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:18,042 If you're seeing somebody else, tell me. 507 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:20,419 Don't pour gasoline all over yourself 508 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:23,255 and light a match just to break up with me. 509 00:31:23,256 --> 00:31:24,632 Just tell me the truth. 510 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,843 Anne, I was not seeing anyone else. 511 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:30,463 I really was attacked. 512 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,376 Okay. 513 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:42,942 - I've got a cut here. - Okay, I see it now. I'm sorry. 514 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,937 I love you. What are you gonna do? 515 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,198 You don't have to say it back. 516 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:52,352 Although it wouldn't break your jaw to try. 517 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:57,623 You know what the Holy Grail is? 518 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,321 Holy Grail? 519 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:03,379 Yeah, I know that one. That was like Jesus' juice glass. 520 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,008 Oh. Yeah, I used to be such a Catholic. 521 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:11,788 - Do you still believe in God? - You gotta believe in God. 522 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:15,808 But I don't believe that God made men in his image. 523 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,519 Most of the shit that happens is because of men. 524 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,022 No, I think man was made in the devil's image 525 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:24,233 and women were created out of God. 526 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:27,903 After all, women have babies, which is kind of like creating. 527 00:32:27,904 --> 00:32:31,699 And it accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men. 528 00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:35,703 Let's face it, the devil is a hell of a lot more interesting. 529 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:39,373 I've slept with some saints in my day, and I know what I'm talking about. 530 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,991 Boring. 531 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:45,004 So the whole point of life, 532 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:48,132 I think, is for men and women 533 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:52,413 to get married, so that God and the devil can get together 534 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,502 and work it out. 535 00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:59,006 Not that we have to get married or anything. 536 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:00,811 God forbid. 537 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,898 You have a little thing right here. 538 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,441 What, a pimple? 539 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:09,472 This stuff is supposed to blend with my skin. Like it works. 540 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:17,028 No, I don't think I'm up for it tonight, honey. 541 00:33:17,746 --> 00:33:21,616 I just had a very traumatic experience. 542 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,032 I'm getting sick. 543 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,664 - Ow, ow, ow. Ow. - Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ow. 544 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,841 Careful, careful, careful now. 545 00:33:30,842 --> 00:33:34,542 Anne, I spent the night in a boiler room. 546 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:36,180 I'm tired. 547 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,003 I'm upset. I don't... 548 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,797 - I'm not in the mood, okay? - Okay. 549 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,078 Parry? 550 00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,706 Parry? 551 00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:20,367 - Oh! Gee. - Can I help you? 552 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,870 I was looking for Parry. 553 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:25,069 He's not here. 554 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:29,418 The hospital said it'd be best if we kept certain things away from him. 555 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:32,755 There, that's his real name. Henry Sagan. 556 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:35,204 He was a teacher at Hunter College. 557 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:39,428 They kept him in a mental place over on Staten Island. 558 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:43,682 He did not speak for a year, and then all of a sudden he started talking. 559 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,336 Only now, he's this "Parry" guy. 560 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,272 He and his wife used to live upstairs. 561 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:52,391 When he got released, 562 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,519 they sent him here. 563 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:57,601 I felt bad. 564 00:35:58,031 --> 00:35:59,531 He couldn't work. 565 00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:01,617 Nobody wanted him. 566 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:04,271 So I let him stay in the basement. 567 00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:07,406 He helped out. I'd give him a couple of dollars. 568 00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:10,739 People throw things away, he gets them. 569 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,867 She was a beautiful girl. 570 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:16,790 He was crazy about her. 571 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,970 I appreciate the way you deal with people. I'm a big fan. 572 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,098 I enjoy appreciation. 573 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:28,227 I especially appreciated it when you told that homeless schmuck... 574 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:31,772 Who does he think he is, talking about the money you made? 575 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:32,940 Yeah, well, I... 576 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:36,443 Who was he to ask Jack Lucas anything? 577 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,721 Asshole. 578 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,783 I did the same thing the other day. 579 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,868 It was perfect. 580 00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:47,079 I listen to you every day. 581 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,791 You are a consistent, integral man. I mean it. 582 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,501 What's the matter, baby? 583 00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,324 Can't sleep? 584 00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:00,167 Yeah. 585 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,087 I'll tell you something, Anne. 586 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:06,003 I really feel cursed. 587 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,293 Stop it. 588 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,018 Things will change. 589 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:13,514 I feel like I'm a magnet, but I attract shit. 590 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,066 Out of all the people in this city, 591 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,569 Why'd I meet a man whose wife I killed? 592 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:22,099 You didn't kill anybody. Stop it. 593 00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:25,401 I wish there was some way I could... 594 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:31,415 just pay the fine and go home. 595 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:39,923 I know, I know. 596 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,749 Oh, baby. 597 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,774 Have you seen Parry? 598 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,431 ...affliction thou hast made me suffer. 599 00:38:29,432 --> 00:38:34,463 Deign, princess, to remember thy slave who endures misery for love of thee. 600 00:38:37,065 --> 00:38:39,843 - Uh... Parry. - Hi, Jack. 601 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,905 I thought you could use... 602 00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,523 Come on. 603 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,483 Shh. 604 00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:57,626 Oh... Uh... I'm sorry. I... 605 00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:59,449 She'll be back. 606 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,304 Isn't she a vision? 607 00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,640 Yeah, gorgeous. I just wanted to... 608 00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:13,088 Come on. 609 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,395 Wait, wait. Hey, look. 610 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:19,891 I'm leaving. I'm going. I wanted to give you... 611 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,559 Shit! 612 00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,351 Wait. 613 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:28,437 Now! 614 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:33,687 Here. Come here! 615 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,582 This way. Down! 616 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,237 Jack. 617 00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:46,955 She buys a new book every two days. 618 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,835 Sweetheart, what the hell you doing? 619 00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:55,342 She's into trash. But what are you gonna do? 620 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:01,982 Jack. 621 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,722 Jack, come here. 622 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:10,266 Oh. 623 00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:12,784 Oh, she loves dumplings. 624 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:15,358 That's the Wednesday ritual. 625 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:20,239 Oh, it's so sweet. She does that every time. 626 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:26,416 We're looking through the window. You got a problem with that? 627 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,467 I'm looking through the fucking window! 628 00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:31,246 - Jack - Come on, let's go. 629 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:40,646 If they said I'd love a girl who chews jawbreakers, I'd say they were nuts. 630 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:42,549 But look at that jaw. Oh. 631 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,606 There she goes. 632 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:57,037 - Oh. - You follow her every day, huh? 633 00:40:57,038 --> 00:41:00,290 Oh, it's not like that. I'm deeply smitten. 634 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,709 - What's her name? - I don't know. 635 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,579 A cooler! Oh. 636 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:08,215 Oh. This is beautiful. Needs work. 637 00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,414 Here. Come here. 638 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:13,330 I just would like to help you. 639 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:16,132 Fifty dollars? 640 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:17,975 All right, here. 641 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,394 Here's another 20. Will that do it? 642 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,513 Seventy dollars? 643 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:26,267 How much is this gonna take? 644 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:29,486 You're so nice, I... 645 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:32,390 - Aw, Jack. - That's okay. 646 00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,441 It's okay. 647 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,912 Hey, can I take you to lunch? Huh? 648 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:41,281 No, I gotta go back to work. 649 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,569 Take care of yourself. 650 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,431 Sell! 651 00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,630 Sell! 652 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,760 Sell! 653 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,263 Buy! Buy! 654 00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:10,318 Buy! 655 00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:11,891 Fuck them all! 656 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,489 What are you doing? Give that back! 657 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,199 Jack! Jack! Jack! 658 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,286 What are you doing? Jack, let go! 659 00:42:19,287 --> 00:42:22,456 - What the fuck are you doing? - Jack, why did you do that? 660 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:24,833 - I gave that to you! - What am I gonna do...? 661 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:27,961 I don't know, but I gave it to you to help you, not to help him. 662 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:32,162 Jack, do you really wanna help me? 663 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,436 Okay, you can open your eyes. 664 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:46,354 Pretty impressive, huh? 665 00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:49,983 As formidable as it seems, everything has its weakness. 666 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,401 There's no moat. 667 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:55,113 You can't just break into Langdon Carmichael's house. 668 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,491 - He's done nothing... - I'll deal with it! 669 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,534 Let's go through this again, okay? 670 00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:02,162 - Listen to me. - There is the Holy Grail... 671 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,873 Don't drool or roll your eyes when I tell you this. 672 00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:08,627 But you shouldn't be doing this. There is no Holy Grail. 673 00:43:08,628 --> 00:43:11,296 Jack, ye of little faith. 674 00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:15,217 There has to be. What were the Crusades, the Pope's publicity stunt? 675 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,844 You heathen, there's a Grail. Come on. 676 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:20,806 - Hey, hey. Wait, look. Wait a minute. - Hey! Ha-ha-ha. 677 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:22,516 You're only partly insane. 678 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:26,019 People like you can lead semi-normal lives. 679 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,187 You can get a job. 680 00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:30,387 I have a job, Jack. I have a quest. 681 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,652 I take it back. You're fucking deranged. 682 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:36,226 You'll get yourself killed trying to get in. 683 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,782 That's so sweet. 684 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:41,535 I know what you're doing. You're trying to protect me. 685 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,036 You think there's danger. 686 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:47,442 No, I think you're a moron, and I don't want to get in trouble. 687 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:49,501 You care. 688 00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:51,294 First the money, now this. 689 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:55,382 That's so sweet. Oh, you fabulous guy, you...! 690 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,467 Don't hug me in public again. 691 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,427 "Men with men." Oh, Jack! 692 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:02,222 I love this guy! 693 00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:05,752 You hear me? I love this guy! 694 00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:07,936 Oh, you hear me, jaded city? 695 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:10,856 - Will you shut up? - I love Jack! He cares. 696 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:14,609 Oh, Jack, in this jaded motherfucking city, that you... 697 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:15,819 Shut up! 698 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:19,489 You hear me? I'm loopy about this guy. Oh, Jack. 699 00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:22,742 Oh, you're a real human being. 700 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:25,771 You're a friend. A true friend. 701 00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,987 I'm not. Believe me. 702 00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:32,377 - I'm scum. - Come on. 703 00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:34,880 I won't listen. You're a good guy. 704 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:37,500 I'm self-centered. I'm weak. 705 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:40,260 I don't have the willpower of a fly on shit. 706 00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:43,638 That's why the little people sent you. It's magic... 707 00:44:43,639 --> 00:44:47,559 I don't believe in little floating people, okay? 708 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,803 There is no magic. 709 00:44:50,313 --> 00:44:53,148 But you're still gonna help me. That's what matters. 710 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,942 Parry. Parry, or whatever your name is, 711 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,528 you know this isn't true, the Grail, voices. 712 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:00,739 Part of you knows it's not true! 713 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:02,824 We have to start planning now. 714 00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:05,493 - Parry, listen to me! - Jack, Jack. 715 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:07,191 You're acting weird. 716 00:45:07,914 --> 00:45:09,581 I know who you are. 717 00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:12,076 - You're an intelligent... - Jack! Let go! 718 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,419 You used to teach at Hunter College! 719 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:17,797 - Parry, you're a teacher! Parry! - No! No! 720 00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,979 Parry! 721 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,007 - Parry! - Aah! 722 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,518 What are you looking at? 723 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,324 Parry. 724 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,568 Jack. 725 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:57,325 He's afraid of you. 726 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:02,084 We've got him! Come on! 727 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,335 Holy shit! 728 00:46:07,807 --> 00:46:09,504 Parry! 729 00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:12,924 Parry! 730 00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:15,426 Parry! 731 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,393 Parry! 732 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,939 Hey! Parry! 733 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:30,942 We got him, Jack! 734 00:46:40,089 --> 00:46:41,957 Aha! 735 00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:54,795 Parry. 736 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,592 Yes! 737 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,483 Whoa! 738 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:11,728 We got you! 739 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:20,913 Aah! 740 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,225 I'm dying. 741 00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:48,769 I can't breathe. 742 00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:53,358 Isn't this a beautiful spot, Jack? 743 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,623 Who have we been chasing? 744 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:58,822 Can I ask this question now? 745 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,695 He's gone now. 746 00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:03,838 We had him on the run. 747 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:06,508 If we had horses, we'd have had his ass. 748 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:07,759 Who? 749 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,377 What? 750 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:13,431 Who have we been chasing? 751 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:15,475 Jack, I thought you saw him. 752 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:17,018 Saw who? 753 00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:19,046 The Red Knight. 754 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,682 Okay. 755 00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:26,194 I gave you the money. 756 00:48:26,195 --> 00:48:28,655 You want to keep it, fine. 757 00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:30,808 You want to give it away, fine. 758 00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:35,370 I just want you to know I did give him the money, okay? 759 00:48:35,371 --> 00:48:37,318 Are we clear? 760 00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:42,532 Who are you talking to, Jack? 761 00:48:44,547 --> 00:48:48,425 Help me! Somebody, please! 762 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:52,547 Heaven be praised for an opportunity to fulfill the duties of my profession. 763 00:48:55,141 --> 00:49:00,263 These cries proceed from a miserable male or female in need of my aid. 764 00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:02,548 This is too hard. 765 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:05,559 Help me! 766 00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:09,821 You lady on the horse, please trample me! 767 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:12,566 - Over here! - What are...? 768 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:16,578 No, no. Get away from me! Get away! 769 00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:19,122 We're not gonna hurt you. I'm not gonna hurt you! 770 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,333 That's what the other guy said! Leave me alone! 771 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:23,668 I want to help you. 772 00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:27,130 No, I want to go. Please, let me go now! 773 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:30,592 Scarecrow, they knocked your stuffing out. Let me help. 774 00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:34,095 No, I want a debutante on a horse to step on me. 775 00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:36,848 - Parry. - Leave me alone. 776 00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:39,559 Sorry, but the days of debutantes are over. 777 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,519 Isn't it awful? 778 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,638 Poor little Gloria. 779 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:45,815 Poor Brenda Frazier. 780 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:49,152 They ruined them. They ate them alive! 781 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,654 What about Slim Keith? That Guggenheim girl? 782 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:55,158 Imposters! Leave me alone. 783 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,534 Jack, lend a hand. 784 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:59,537 He needs to sleep it off. Somebody'll take care of him. 785 00:49:59,538 --> 00:50:02,790 Who? Mother Teresa? She's retired. It's just us. 786 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:05,418 Maybe he wants to stay. You want to stay? 787 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:09,172 Oh, yeah, sure. I'll just love bleeding in horseshit. 788 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:12,201 How very Gandhi-esque of you. 789 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,427 Jack. 790 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:23,144 - No, please... - Doctor! 791 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:26,898 I was born in a place like this. I don't want to be here. 792 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,926 - Please, let me... - Come on. 793 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:33,488 - Take care of him. - No, no, no. 794 00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:35,448 I want to go. Please let me go. 795 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:37,325 Where do you want to go? 796 00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:40,411 A nice place that I know about. 797 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:41,996 We can go there later. 798 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:44,332 We can't go there tonight. 799 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:48,503 - Maybe. Where do you want to go? - We can't. No, we can't. 800 00:50:54,426 --> 00:50:56,419 Hey, come on. 801 00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:58,429 Where do you want to go? 802 00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:00,682 Venice. 803 00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:04,310 Like Katharine Hepburn in Summertime. 804 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:07,931 Why can't I be Katharine Hepburn? 805 00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,692 I want to die! 806 00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:13,391 I just want to die! 807 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,572 That's it! 808 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:16,990 Okay, ready? 809 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:19,200 I like New York in June 810 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:21,619 - I'm in the wrong place. - Aren't we all? 811 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:25,039 I like a Gershwin tune 812 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,958 Don't hold back. Okay! 813 00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:29,043 I like to read good books 814 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:32,547 Where will I put the children? Goddamn daughter-in-law. 815 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:34,757 Comes in looking for dust balls. 816 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:38,428 Get the fuck out of my dining room, you asshole! 817 00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,888 Wonderful feeling, but you're stretching. 818 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:44,017 Come on, tempo. Allegro, people, allegro. 819 00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:45,893 - Okay. - Ahem. When you, um... 820 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:48,262 I like New York in June 821 00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:51,941 Did you lose your mind all of a sudden, 822 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:55,221 or was it a slow, gradual process? 823 00:51:57,740 --> 00:51:59,517 Well... 824 00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:03,149 I'm a singer by trade. 825 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:06,497 Summer stock, nightclub revues, that sort of thing. 826 00:52:06,498 --> 00:52:10,027 And God, I absolutely lived for it. 827 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:14,297 I can do Gypsy, every part. I can do it backwards. 828 00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:17,300 Then one night, in the middle of singing "Funny," 829 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:19,302 suddenly it hit me. 830 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,922 What does all this mean? 831 00:52:22,181 --> 00:52:26,927 I mean, that, plus the fact that I'd watched all my friends die. 832 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:32,315 Sound like a veteran, don't I? Heh, heh. 833 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,525 - Fuck off! - My dad would be so proud of me. 834 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:36,152 Hey. 835 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,931 - Pizza! - About time. 836 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:01,662 Never gonna find her in this crowd. 837 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:06,099 She's like clockwork. She comes here at the same time every day. 838 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,968 She's late. 839 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,094 Thank you. 840 00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:17,735 Parry. Parry. 841 00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:20,935 Did you hear Jimmy Nickels got picked up yesterday? 842 00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:26,119 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 843 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,913 He got caught pissing on a bookstore. 844 00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:30,748 Man's a pig. 845 00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:33,868 No excuse for that. Thank you, babe. 846 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:38,040 We're heading for social anarchy when people piss on bookstores. 847 00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:41,914 Asshole. 848 00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,970 Didn't even look at you. 849 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:47,841 Well, he's paying so he don't have to look. 850 00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:52,186 See, guy goes to work every day, 851 00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,355 eight hours a day, seven days a week. 852 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,441 Gets his nuts so tight in a vice, 853 00:53:56,442 --> 00:54:00,767 he starts questioning the very fabric of his existence. 854 00:54:01,155 --> 00:54:03,281 Then one day, about quitting time, 855 00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:05,783 boss calls him in the office and says, 856 00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:10,360 "Hey, Bob, why don't you come in here and kiss my ass for me?" 857 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,666 Well, he says, "Hell with it. 858 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,990 I don't care what happens. 859 00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:19,839 I just want to see the expression on his face 860 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,289 as I jam this pair of scissors into his arm." 861 00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,672 Then he thinks of me. 862 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:29,974 He says, "Wait a minute. 863 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,518 I got both my arms. I got both my legs. 864 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:35,388 At least I'm not begging for a living." 865 00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:40,928 Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those scissors down and pucker right up. 866 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:45,190 See, I'm what you call kind of a moral traffic light, really. 867 00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:48,868 I'm like saying, "Red. Go no further. 868 00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:52,443 Boop! Boop, boop, boop..." 869 00:57:12,512 --> 00:57:16,007 I do not need this. 870 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,919 A woman my age. 871 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:23,522 I'm a person. There's a person here. This is kid stuff! 872 00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:27,473 You come, you go. All I do is cook, like a jerk! 873 00:57:29,154 --> 00:57:31,364 You waste a good lasagna. 874 00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:32,740 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 875 00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:36,065 I don't need this. Find yourself another dope. 876 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:43,693 Son of a bitch. 877 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,682 God, what a beautiful night, Jack. 878 00:57:57,683 --> 00:58:00,177 Don't you think it's time to go now? 879 00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:03,104 Running around in the day is okay, 880 00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:06,399 but at night, we could be killed by a variety of people. 881 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,723 That's stupid, Jack. 882 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:12,405 This park is mine as much as it is theirs. 883 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:14,782 Is it fair that they can keep us out? 884 00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:17,201 To make us think we might get killed? 885 00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:19,245 - I think it's very fair. - I don't. 886 00:58:19,246 --> 00:58:23,207 - What are you doing? - I'm cloud-busting. You ever done it? 887 00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:27,753 Lie back, concentrate on the clouds and break them apart with your mind. 888 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:30,715 - But you have to be nude. - You can't do this. 889 00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:33,092 No one's allowed to be naked 890 00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:35,261 in a field in New York. It's too Midwestern. 891 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:38,097 Come on, Jack. It's wild! It's really freeing! 892 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:41,267 Your nipples are hard, little guy's dangling in the wind. 893 00:58:41,268 --> 00:58:43,394 - Come on. - What are you afraid of? 894 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:44,854 You're pissing me off. 895 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:47,189 We're bare-assed naked in the middle of it! 896 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:49,442 I'm not doing this. This is nuts! 897 00:58:49,443 --> 00:58:51,694 - I'm leaving. - Free yourself! 898 00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:54,655 You know why dogs do this? Yow! It feels good! 899 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,073 I'm not doing that. 900 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:57,771 Yes, yo! 901 00:58:58,118 --> 00:59:00,286 - I'm leaving. - Come on. 902 00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:02,455 Get back to your roots. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 903 00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:06,500 The man talks to invisible people, he sees invisible horses, 904 00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:09,253 and he's lying naked in the middle of Central Park. 905 00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:12,339 I'm not surprised, I'm out of my mind to be here! 906 00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:14,458 Who are you talking to? 907 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,803 I'm talking to the little people! 908 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:19,263 Are they here? 909 00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:22,308 They're saying, "Jack, go to the liquor store, 910 00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:26,395 findeth the Jack of Daniels that ye may be shitfaced! 911 00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:28,147 Doolang, doolang!" 912 00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:29,674 They said that? 913 00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:32,443 You are out of your fucking mind! 914 00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,236 Bingo! 915 00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:38,240 Come on. Free up the little guy. Let him flap in the breeze. 916 00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:41,994 Oh, Jack. 917 00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:46,707 Nothing's happening. 918 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:48,167 Concentrate. 919 00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:50,544 What if some homophobic jogger runs by 920 00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:53,214 and kills us to get back at his father? 921 00:59:53,215 --> 00:59:57,802 "Jack Lucas, found dead next to a dead, naked man. 922 00:59:57,803 --> 01:00:01,673 The two were dead. His companion was naked." 923 01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:06,352 I hate it when they use the word "companion." It's so insinuating. 924 01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:09,271 Probably boost the sales of my biography. 925 01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:11,774 The public has a fascination with celebrity murders 926 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:13,692 that involve nakedness. Bastards. 927 01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:16,362 Jack, I may be going out on a limb here, 928 01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:19,607 but you don't seem like a happy camper. 929 01:00:23,578 --> 01:00:26,697 Did you ever hear the story of the Fisher King? 930 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,570 No. 931 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,754 Begins with the king as a boy having to sleep alone 932 01:00:33,755 --> 01:00:37,750 in the forest to prove his courage so he can become king. 933 01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:41,296 While he's spending the night alone, 934 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:44,682 he's visited by a sacred vision. 935 01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:48,428 Out of the fire appears the Holy Grail, 936 01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:51,722 symbol of God's divine grace. 937 01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:55,860 A voice said to the boy, "You shall be keeper of the Grail 938 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:59,014 so that it may heal the hearts of men." 939 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:03,200 But the boy was blinded by greater visions of a life 940 01:01:03,201 --> 01:01:06,150 filled with power and glory and beauty. 941 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:10,908 And in this state of radical amazement, 942 01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:14,450 he felt for a brief moment, not like a boy, 943 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,948 but invincible. 944 01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:18,799 Like God. 945 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,374 So he reached in the fire to take the Grail, 946 01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:24,877 and the Grail vanished, 947 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:29,462 leaving him with his hand in the fire to be terribly wounded. 948 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,218 Now, as this boy grew older, 949 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:36,009 his wound grew deeper. 950 01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:38,644 Until one day, 951 01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:41,768 life for him lost its reason. 952 01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:45,944 He had no faith in any men, not even himself. 953 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:48,237 He couldn't love 954 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:52,192 or feel loved. He was sick with experience. 955 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:54,001 He began to die. 956 01:01:55,795 --> 01:01:58,964 One day, a fool wandered into the castle 957 01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:00,958 and found the king alone. 958 01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:06,180 And being a fool, he was simple-minded. He didn't see a king. 959 01:02:06,181 --> 01:02:08,307 He only saw a man alone 960 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:10,130 and in pain. 961 01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:13,676 And he asked the king, "What ails you, friend?" 962 01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:15,731 And the king replied, 963 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:19,932 "I'm thirsty. I need some water to cool my throat." 964 01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:26,602 So the fool took a cup from beside his bed, filled it with water 965 01:02:26,701 --> 01:02:29,103 and handed it to the king. 966 01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:31,664 And as the king began to drink, 967 01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:34,944 he realized his wound was healed. 968 01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:37,878 He looked and there was the Holy Grail, 969 01:02:37,879 --> 01:02:40,214 that which he sought all of his life. 970 01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:42,216 He turned to the fool and said, 971 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:46,838 "How could you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?" 972 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:49,181 The fool replied, 973 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:51,209 "I don't know. 974 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:54,758 I only knew that you were thirsty." 975 01:02:57,691 --> 01:02:59,684 It's very beautiful, isn't it? 976 01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:08,727 I think I heard that at a lecture once. I don't know. 977 01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:13,941 Some professor... 978 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:17,698 Heh, heh. At Hunt... 979 01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:22,832 You all right? 980 01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:24,955 Hunt... 981 01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,415 Parry. 982 01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:35,670 Hey. Parry. 983 01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:38,848 - Jack. - Hey. 984 01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:44,391 How come you never ask that girl for a date? 985 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,697 I can't ask, I have to earn her. 986 01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:50,951 Come on, this is the 20th century. You don't have to earn a woman. 987 01:03:50,952 --> 01:03:53,162 Maybe after we get the Grail. 988 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,622 But she could help you get the Grail. 989 01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:58,834 You know, I mean, women are great. 990 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,210 They make homes, 991 01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:02,963 and they kill the livestock 992 01:04:02,964 --> 01:04:05,507 so the knights can go out and get Grails. 993 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:07,801 Slaughter villages with a clear head. 994 01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:11,305 Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere? 995 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:13,674 Happily married, probably. 996 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:17,186 Well, that's a bad example. But trust me on this. 997 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:21,607 A woman who loves you keeps you going, gives you strength. 998 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:24,276 Makes you feel like you can do anything. 999 01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:27,146 Is that what your girlfriend does for you? 1000 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:30,316 Sure, yeah. 1001 01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:33,619 Hm? 1002 01:05:07,487 --> 01:05:09,321 Get out of the fucking way! 1003 01:05:32,804 --> 01:05:35,753 Yes. Two Hearts Publishing? 1004 01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:38,672 May I speak to Lydia, please? 1005 01:05:38,685 --> 01:05:40,602 Lydia? Who is Lydia? 1006 01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:42,521 I don't know her last name. 1007 01:05:42,522 --> 01:05:46,275 You are calling Lydia from my apartment? 1008 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,569 - You must think I'm some dope. - No, no. 1009 01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:50,446 You son of a bitch! 1010 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:53,574 - Her name is Lydia! - You stay out all night long. 1011 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:55,826 - You stroll in here at noon. - Hey! 1012 01:05:55,827 --> 01:05:57,953 - You think I need this? I don't. - Lydia! 1013 01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,231 - No, no, no. - Oh, shit! 1014 01:06:01,499 --> 01:06:05,002 I was not with a woman last night. I was out with Parry! 1015 01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,620 The moron? 1016 01:06:06,671 --> 01:06:08,118 He's not a moron. 1017 01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:10,453 Who's Lydia? 1018 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:14,167 Lydia is the girl that Parry likes. 1019 01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:17,252 I thought... 1020 01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:20,585 - What? - You wouldn't understand. 1021 01:06:20,852 --> 01:06:25,105 Don't talk to me like I'm stupid. That pisses me off. 1022 01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:28,192 I'm sorry. I feel indebted to the guy, okay? 1023 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:29,443 What's that mean? 1024 01:06:29,444 --> 01:06:32,112 - There, you see? - What does it mean? 1025 01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:36,200 I thought that if I could help him in some way 1026 01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:39,203 get him this girl that he loves 1027 01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:41,246 that maybe, you know, 1028 01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:43,570 things would change for me. 1029 01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:52,875 Forget it. It's a dumb fucking idea. 1030 01:06:55,929 --> 01:07:00,505 You big galoot. You are such a mess. 1031 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:06,855 Well, listen. 1032 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:10,639 Stranger things 1033 01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:13,559 have been known 1034 01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:17,691 to happen. 1035 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:30,284 I've got the power 1036 01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,966 Hello? Hello? 1037 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:38,303 Who is this? 1038 01:07:38,304 --> 01:07:40,581 Hello, Lydia. 1039 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:44,977 This is Jack Lucas. I'm calling from Video Spot Video Rentals. 1040 01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:49,022 Lydia, you are a major credit-card holder, are you not? 1041 01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:53,428 Lydia, Lydia, I've got some good news for you. 1042 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:57,447 Of several credit-card holders, in conjunction with several companies... 1043 01:07:57,448 --> 01:08:01,034 - Which ones? Which ones? - All of them. 1044 01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:05,247 Which means that you have just won a free membership at our store. 1045 01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:11,325 How did this happen? 1046 01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,047 My name was...? 1047 01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:18,176 Is my name on a list? 1048 01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:21,513 - Did you pick it out of a hat? - It was a list. 1049 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:24,308 Were a lot of people there? Or just you? 1050 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:26,586 There were, uh... 1051 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:29,521 What's the difference? 1052 01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:32,357 This phone... I've never won anything in my life. 1053 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:34,860 And I don't even have a VCR... 1054 01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:37,654 You'll get a free VCR with a membership... 1055 01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:39,990 For a short time, until you get your own. 1056 01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:43,076 Why don't you come on down to the store, 1057 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:45,162 check it out, see if you're interested? 1058 01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:48,540 No. Did Phyllis tell you to call me and...? 1059 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,251 Did Phyllis in Accounting do that? 1060 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:54,338 No, I told you, you won a contest. 1061 01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:56,457 You have just... 1062 01:08:57,508 --> 01:08:59,706 This is gonna be rough. 1063 01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:04,298 This is gonna be rough. 1064 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:11,897 Shh, Shh, Shh. 1065 01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:14,300 Well, I need to warm up. 1066 01:09:14,901 --> 01:09:18,726 I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh. I can't find my baby. 1067 01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:22,074 I knew I could make you smile. 1068 01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:28,163 Look, one chorus and then you're out of there. 1069 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:30,783 Jack, I'm a man with a mission. 1070 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:35,572 I can't believe I'm on a first-name basis with these people. 1071 01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:39,925 Can I help you? 1072 01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:42,511 Is a mousy little woman named Lydia here? 1073 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,137 Yes. If you wait, I'll get... 1074 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:45,764 No. It's a personal message. 1075 01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:49,214 - I have to give it to her in person. - You can't go back there! 1076 01:09:58,111 --> 01:10:00,388 Lydia Sinclair? 1077 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:13,029 You must be she. 1078 01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:21,800 I had a dream 1079 01:10:21,801 --> 01:10:25,971 A dream for guess who, Lydia 1080 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:30,726 It wasn't for her, Lydia 1081 01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:38,636 It's only for you, yes, Lydia 1082 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:42,654 Some people can get their kicks 1083 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:46,158 Watching Koppel And late-night flicks 1084 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:53,498 That's okay for some people Who don't own VCRs 1085 01:10:53,499 --> 01:11:00,172 But, Lydia You've won our grand prize 1086 01:11:00,173 --> 01:11:03,717 Just think of it, all the movies You'll watch for free now 1087 01:11:03,718 --> 01:11:05,844 Dramas, Westerns, Comedies, wow 1088 01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:08,138 Video Spot has The best selection 1089 01:11:08,139 --> 01:11:11,850 If you like porno We're your connection 1090 01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:16,897 And everything's Coming up videos 1091 01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:20,650 Everything's coming up videos 1092 01:11:20,651 --> 01:11:24,404 This time for free 1093 01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:26,490 For you, Lydia 1094 01:11:26,491 --> 01:11:36,291 For free 1095 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,239 Ow! 1096 01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:46,539 Our card. 1097 01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:00,273 It'll be like you work here. 1098 01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:02,567 What am I qualified to do? 1099 01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,944 Sort, you know. 1100 01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:12,861 Jack. Jack. 1101 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,916 Yeah, this'll be good. 1102 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:20,319 You'll smell like a forest. 1103 01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:45,443 Hello. My name is Lydia Sinclair. 1104 01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:47,904 Oh, hi. How you doing? 1105 01:12:47,905 --> 01:12:50,782 Congratulations. Jack Lucas. Nice to finally meet you. 1106 01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:53,159 This is Anne Napolitano. Video Spot owner. 1107 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,995 Hello. Congratulations. 1108 01:12:54,996 --> 01:12:57,649 And this is our coworker, 1109 01:12:57,832 --> 01:12:59,499 Parry. Parry... 1110 01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,322 Parry Parry? 1111 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,211 No, just Parry. 1112 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:06,115 Oh. Like Moses. 1113 01:13:11,512 --> 01:13:12,846 How do we do this? 1114 01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:17,350 Well, first we'll have you sign out an official membership card there. 1115 01:13:17,351 --> 01:13:21,847 Sign that, if you would, and we'll have that laminated for you. 1116 01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:24,441 Would you like to laminate Miss Sinclair's card? 1117 01:13:24,442 --> 01:13:25,901 Oh, yeah. 1118 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:27,777 This will last you for a year, 1119 01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:31,948 after which you can renew, if you wish, at a membership discount. 1120 01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:34,159 Yeah, but not for free, right? 1121 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:35,493 Yeah. 1122 01:13:35,494 --> 01:13:39,239 - You get 10 videos. - Free? 1123 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,207 - Free. - Only the first 10. 1124 01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:44,578 After that, they're 2.99 a rental. 1125 01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,658 Jack. Jack. 1126 01:13:49,175 --> 01:13:51,426 All right, all right. Go on. 1127 01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,919 Go on. 1128 01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:03,688 - Can I help you? - No, no. I can look myself. 1129 01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,466 Okay. 1130 01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:19,704 Hell Merchants. Good choice. 1131 01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:22,528 I don't like horror movies. 1132 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,077 How about, uh... 1133 01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:29,255 The Purple Bread? 1134 01:14:29,256 --> 01:14:33,286 It's a big new Speizak's film. Let's see. 1135 01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:38,390 It's set against a sweeping background of a polish bakery. 1136 01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:42,435 Polish. That's a Polish bakery. That's why it's in subtitles. 1137 01:14:42,436 --> 01:14:45,647 Don't like love... Polish love stories. 1138 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:47,941 - I like musicals. - Musicals. 1139 01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:50,235 Musicals? 1140 01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:51,861 Over here. 1141 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,230 Here's our entertainment center. 1142 01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:56,908 Here's Fred Astaire. That's good. 1143 01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:59,077 Yeah, Jolson. Mammy. 1144 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:02,080 - Have you got any Ethel Merman? - Ethel Merman? 1145 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:03,733 She's... 1146 01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:08,661 Ethel Merman? 1147 01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:12,966 We're all out of Ethel Merman. 1148 01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:16,428 - Ah...! What a gyp! - That sucks. 1149 01:15:17,638 --> 01:15:20,974 I think I actually ordered some just the other day. 1150 01:15:20,975 --> 01:15:22,877 Did you or didn't you? 1151 01:15:23,310 --> 01:15:25,462 Yeah. They'll be in soon. 1152 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,344 Well... 1153 01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:31,568 I'll come back then. 1154 01:15:31,569 --> 01:15:32,986 Oh, uh... 1155 01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:36,357 Miss Sinclair, your card. Don't forget it. 1156 01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:41,603 I like your nails. 1157 01:15:41,787 --> 01:15:43,455 Where'd you get them done? 1158 01:15:43,456 --> 01:15:44,956 Actually, I... 1159 01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:48,657 I do them myself. I used to work in a beauty parlor. 1160 01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:51,463 - I like the stars. - You know, 1161 01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:55,175 Anne does other people. Sort of as a sideline. 1162 01:15:55,176 --> 01:15:57,328 She could do your nails. 1163 01:15:58,304 --> 01:15:59,705 How much? 1164 01:15:59,805 --> 01:16:02,754 - Well, you're a member. We could... - Forty dollars. 1165 01:16:07,271 --> 01:16:09,423 Forty dollars? 1166 01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:11,592 Forty? 1167 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:18,103 Forty. For... Um... 1168 01:16:21,494 --> 01:16:23,362 Okay. 1169 01:16:23,662 --> 01:16:26,122 - When will you do them? - I don't know. Next... 1170 01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:27,866 Tonight? 1171 01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:30,919 Tonight. 1172 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,742 Tonight. 1173 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:35,328 Tonight. 1174 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:47,468 Thank you. 1175 01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:52,357 Jack, getting your nails done is one thing, 1176 01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:56,027 but going out to dinner with strangers, and that one... 1177 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:59,114 - We'll make it very casual. - She didn't look at him. 1178 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:00,448 It won't be a date. 1179 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:03,318 You got any more starchy food? 1180 01:17:06,413 --> 01:17:08,406 Oh, clumsy moi. 1181 01:17:15,089 --> 01:17:16,661 Thank you. 1182 01:17:20,219 --> 01:17:23,555 I've gone out with some bums, but they were beautiful. 1183 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:26,254 That's the only reason to go out with a bum. 1184 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:29,352 This food is delicious, Anne. Really. 1185 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:33,189 You're a wonderful cook, and you have a great set of dishes. 1186 01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:36,568 Jack, he's trying to start a conversation. 1187 01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:39,813 Well, talk, then. He's not gonna bite you. 1188 01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:41,489 Thank you. 1189 01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:43,408 You're welcome. 1190 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:44,576 You know, 1191 01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:48,204 you are a beautiful woman. You got your own business. 1192 01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:52,500 I am surprised some guy doesn't just snatch you up all for his own. 1193 01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:54,619 Oh, you're surprised? 1194 01:17:55,254 --> 01:17:58,298 Guess I never met the right guy. What are you gonna do? 1195 01:17:58,299 --> 01:18:01,759 No. I'm shocked. 1196 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:05,096 I mean, a childbearing body like yours... 1197 01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:08,057 A guy would have to be out of his mind. 1198 01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:10,256 Most guys are. 1199 01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:13,506 No. 1200 01:18:13,856 --> 01:18:15,064 You? 1201 01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:18,860 This incredible woman going to waste before my very eyes. 1202 01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:21,905 No, this is outrageous! 1203 01:18:21,906 --> 01:18:24,657 I will not hear this. No! No, come on. 1204 01:18:24,658 --> 01:18:27,660 - Jack, get over here. - I am your man, then! 1205 01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:29,954 Let's do it right here! 1206 01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:32,749 Let's go to that place of splendor in the grass! 1207 01:18:32,750 --> 01:18:36,586 Behold my magic wand and free your golden orbs right now! 1208 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,504 You know what I'm saying. 1209 01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:40,465 What are you? Out of your mind? 1210 01:18:40,466 --> 01:18:43,301 What a wonderful way Of saying how much you... 1211 01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:45,970 - Close your pants. - Took you long enough. 1212 01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:47,847 What are you, a 40 in a jacket? 1213 01:18:47,848 --> 01:18:49,557 Yeah, that's it. 1214 01:18:49,558 --> 01:18:51,585 This is gonna work. 1215 01:18:56,982 --> 01:19:00,932 You let me know, because you're too good a woman to go to waste. 1216 01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:24,676 Oh. 1217 01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:26,344 Welcome. 1218 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:28,042 Come in. 1219 01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:34,352 I've never been in an apartment above a store before. 1220 01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:37,230 You always walk past them on the street, 1221 01:19:37,231 --> 01:19:40,760 but you never really think anyone lives in them. 1222 01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:51,077 Can I get you something? A little coffee? 1223 01:19:51,078 --> 01:19:54,948 - A little tea? A little tequila? - No. Nope. 1224 01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:07,969 Will it hurt? 1225 01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:10,589 That all depends on you. 1226 01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:12,879 You sure you don't want a drink? 1227 01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:15,184 Yes. 1228 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:18,384 You just enjoy this. Thattaboy. 1229 01:20:18,689 --> 01:20:21,274 - This is mud. - We just washed that off. 1230 01:20:21,275 --> 01:20:23,928 This is gonna make you look great. 1231 01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,029 It's good mud. Heh. 1232 01:20:26,030 --> 01:20:28,489 - Shh. - Shh. 1233 01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:30,608 - Close. - Mm-hm. 1234 01:20:30,868 --> 01:20:32,485 - Lips. - Mm. 1235 01:20:34,580 --> 01:20:36,331 Heh. Jack. 1236 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:37,749 Close. 1237 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:39,197 What are you doing? 1238 01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:42,784 There we go. 1239 01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:46,121 Now, you just relax. 1240 01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:50,838 So anybody special in your life? 1241 01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:54,292 Does it look like there's anybody special in my life? 1242 01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:57,560 You don't have to say it like that. 1243 01:20:57,561 --> 01:21:00,897 It's not so, you know, crazy an idea. 1244 01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:04,275 You're healthy. You have a steady job. You're not cross-eyed. 1245 01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:06,903 Nope, there is nobody special. 1246 01:21:06,904 --> 01:21:08,851 Okay, fine. 1247 01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:14,869 I mean, it's not easy in this day and age. 1248 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:16,897 What's not easy? 1249 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:21,125 - Meeting people. - Oh, God. Tell me about it. 1250 01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:23,836 I've been dating longer than I've been driving. 1251 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:25,955 I can't believe that. 1252 01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:32,539 I have never been through a dating period. 1253 01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:35,431 It's a disgusting process. 1254 01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:38,005 You haven't missed a thing. 1255 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:39,936 Hold still. 1256 01:21:39,937 --> 01:21:41,729 I'm so excited. 1257 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:46,651 Did you feel like this when you first met Anne? 1258 01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:49,654 She's a wonderful woman. She loves you too much. 1259 01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:52,353 But you love her too, don't you? 1260 01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:54,325 I mean, you know you do. 1261 01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:56,994 It's just that you're an asshole sometimes. 1262 01:21:56,995 --> 01:21:58,612 Sorry. 1263 01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:02,780 Thanks. 1264 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:08,923 My mother calls me once a week, like an ongoing nightmare. 1265 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,134 "Have you met anyone?" "No, Mom." 1266 01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:13,886 "What's going to happen?" "I don't know, Mom." 1267 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:16,556 Thank God I moved out of that house! 1268 01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:19,684 I cannot believe you lived with her as long as you did. 1269 01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:23,840 If I had to live with my mother, I would stab myself six times. 1270 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:29,852 I think some people are meant to be alone. 1271 01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,155 This is my idea: 1272 01:22:32,156 --> 01:22:35,116 That I was born a man in a former life, 1273 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:38,077 and I used women for pleasure. 1274 01:22:38,078 --> 01:22:39,900 So now... 1275 01:22:40,706 --> 01:22:42,949 I'm paying for it. 1276 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:46,002 I wouldn't mind so much if I could 1277 01:22:46,003 --> 01:22:48,656 just remember the pleasure parts. 1278 01:22:49,256 --> 01:22:52,592 I think you're getting a little too complicated. 1279 01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:54,510 What, in your opinion, 1280 01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:56,846 is the actual problem? 1281 01:22:56,847 --> 01:22:59,716 I don't make an impression on people. 1282 01:23:00,934 --> 01:23:05,104 At office parties, I rearrange the hors d'oeuvres 1283 01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:09,567 while people are eating them, so that the platters will remain full. 1284 01:23:09,568 --> 01:23:14,314 I never start any of the conversations, because I just don't know... 1285 01:23:16,074 --> 01:23:19,202 I don't know where to make it end, to go. 1286 01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:24,165 Listen, listen. You gotta be a little easier on yourself, doll. 1287 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:25,875 A conversation 1288 01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:28,169 has a life of its own, you know? 1289 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:30,838 You have to have some faith in that fact. 1290 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:33,037 I mean, look at us. 1291 01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:35,168 We're having 1292 01:23:35,886 --> 01:23:39,096 a very lovely conversation. 1293 01:23:39,097 --> 01:23:40,723 I'm paying you. 1294 01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:45,311 Will you stop it? I'm not like that. I don't do people favors. 1295 01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:47,772 If I talk to you, it's because I want to. 1296 01:23:47,773 --> 01:23:51,052 You're not a supermodel. We can't all be Jerry Hall. 1297 01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:54,237 What a boring world it'd be if we were all Jerry Hall. 1298 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:56,739 You do the best you can with what you got. 1299 01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:58,950 You're not so invisible. 1300 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:01,285 Hey, you want a personality? 1301 01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:03,329 Try this on for size: 1302 01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:06,483 You can be a real bitch. 1303 01:24:14,633 --> 01:24:17,206 - Really? - Yeah. 1304 01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:22,682 Really? 1305 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:32,525 I'm gonna give you my wallet 1306 01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:34,485 so you can pay for dinner. 1307 01:24:34,486 --> 01:24:37,730 You're a nice man, Jack, doing all this for me. 1308 01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:41,576 - I'm scared. - No, no, no. 1309 01:24:41,577 --> 01:24:43,828 I mean, I feel so much for her. 1310 01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:46,122 I feel like something awful is gonna happen. 1311 01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,874 Nothing awful is gonna happen. No, no, no. 1312 01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:51,502 Anne is gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. 1313 01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:54,672 Nothing awful is gonna happen. Okay? 1314 01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:55,881 I'm still scared. 1315 01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:57,592 I know. It's gonna be fine. 1316 01:24:57,593 --> 01:24:59,594 Okay. All right. 1317 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:02,123 - You're looking good. - You too. 1318 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:04,849 - Just remember to breathe. - I gotta breathe. 1319 01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:06,843 Big breaths. 1320 01:25:11,982 --> 01:25:14,859 Anne? Anne? Anne? 1321 01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:16,611 Oh. Oh, oh. 1322 01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:18,904 - Aah! - Hey, look! Lydia, how you doing? 1323 01:25:18,905 --> 01:25:22,199 Parry, look. It's Lydia Sinclair, our membership winner. 1324 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:23,576 I know. 1325 01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:25,536 What have you fellas been up to? 1326 01:25:25,537 --> 01:25:28,372 Everything's locked up. We thought we'd get some dinner. 1327 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:29,749 Oh. 1328 01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:32,209 - Parry! - Ja... Ow! Jack. 1329 01:25:33,712 --> 01:25:36,047 Say, anybody up for Chinese? 1330 01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:38,633 - Ooh. Ooh. - Would you like to join us? 1331 01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:39,884 No, thank you. 1332 01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:42,637 - Watch your nails. - I'd rather go home. 1333 01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:45,723 - Me too. - Parry, Parry, Parry. Come on. 1334 01:25:45,724 --> 01:25:48,601 - You still have to eat. - No, I'd like to... 1335 01:25:48,602 --> 01:25:51,479 Don't blow this. Hey... 1336 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:54,554 - I'd rather go home. - What'd I tell you? It's only dinner. 1337 01:25:54,775 --> 01:25:56,942 Come on. You're gonna do this. 1338 01:25:56,943 --> 01:25:59,570 You'll have something to tell your mother. 1339 01:25:59,571 --> 01:26:02,190 You are coming! 1340 01:26:03,533 --> 01:26:05,526 Fine. 1341 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:11,783 What do you do? 1342 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:15,836 Well, I get to read the book sometimes. 1343 01:26:15,837 --> 01:26:19,048 But mostly, I calculate production costs, 1344 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:25,221 Calculation costs 1345 01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:28,891 from first-edition hardcover to, sorry, softcover. 1346 01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:32,019 And after softcover, it's somebody else's problem. 1347 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:34,271 Boy, that sounds real exciting. 1348 01:26:34,272 --> 01:26:37,316 Why does it sound exciting? It's not exciting at all. 1349 01:26:37,317 --> 01:26:38,859 Why not? 1350 01:26:40,779 --> 01:26:44,615 Your calculations determine whether a book is published or not. 1351 01:26:44,616 --> 01:26:48,369 You know, maybe it's a book that changes the way people think 1352 01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:50,037 or, you know, act. 1353 01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:54,375 Yeah, but what we publish is mostly trashy romance novels. 1354 01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:55,876 Don't say that. 1355 01:26:55,877 --> 01:26:58,700 There's nothing trashy about romance. 1356 01:27:00,132 --> 01:27:02,751 In romance is passion. 1357 01:27:04,428 --> 01:27:07,877 There's imagination. There's beauty. 1358 01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:11,593 Besides, you find 1359 01:27:11,935 --> 01:27:14,395 some pretty wonderful things in the trash. 1360 01:27:26,950 --> 01:27:28,492 Ooh, dumplings. 1361 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:31,021 I could eat all of these. 1362 01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:34,399 Would you like a dumpling? 1363 01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:38,327 - Some tea? - Yes, please. 1364 01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:45,627 There you go. 1365 01:27:47,304 --> 01:27:49,081 Parry. 1366 01:27:58,023 --> 01:27:59,690 - Oh. - Ooh. 1367 01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:02,219 Ooh, boy. Heh, heh, sorry. 1368 01:28:02,569 --> 01:28:05,392 Oh. Hey. 1369 01:28:11,578 --> 01:28:13,400 Sorry. 1370 01:28:22,339 --> 01:28:24,662 - It's hot. - Whew. 1371 01:28:36,770 --> 01:28:39,047 Help her with that. 1372 01:28:49,533 --> 01:28:51,185 Thanks. 1373 01:28:56,623 --> 01:28:58,400 Excuse me. 1374 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:00,280 Excuse me. 1375 01:29:00,293 --> 01:29:03,087 - It's contagious. - What do you think? 1376 01:29:03,088 --> 01:29:06,162 - Ha! - It's good stuff, huh? 1377 01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:09,912 I think that they were made for each other. 1378 01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:13,248 Scary, but true. 1379 01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:15,917 You got it? 1380 01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:18,837 You got it? I got it. You got it. 1381 01:29:19,604 --> 01:29:22,427 There it is. Okay. 1382 01:29:33,785 --> 01:29:35,528 Yay! 1383 01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:47,381 Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? 1384 01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:49,884 Lydia the tattooed lady 1385 01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:52,553 She has eyes That men adore so 1386 01:29:52,554 --> 01:29:55,389 And a torso even more so 1387 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:58,392 Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? 1388 01:29:58,393 --> 01:30:00,978 Lydia the queen of tattoos 1389 01:30:00,979 --> 01:30:04,315 On her back is The Battle of Waterloo 1390 01:30:04,316 --> 01:30:07,192 Beside it The wreck of the Hesperus too 1391 01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:10,905 And proudly above Waves the red, white and blue 1392 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:14,533 You can learn a lot from Lydia 1393 01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:23,918 When her robe is unfurled She will show you the world 1394 01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:26,545 If you step up And tell her where 1395 01:30:26,546 --> 01:30:29,673 For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris 1396 01:30:29,674 --> 01:30:32,426 Or Washington crossing The Delaware 1397 01:30:39,059 --> 01:30:42,519 Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? 1398 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,939 Lydia the tattooed lady 1399 01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:47,900 When her muscles start relaxin' 1400 01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:51,153 Up the hill Comes Michael Jackson 1401 01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:54,281 Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? 1402 01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:55,950 No, come on, come on. 1403 01:30:57,702 --> 01:31:00,230 Did you see her with the noodles? 1404 01:31:00,914 --> 01:31:04,158 She had a noodle hanging down her head! 1405 01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:07,503 I couldn't believe it! 1406 01:31:11,299 --> 01:31:13,717 Then they started in on the dumplings. 1407 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:16,053 Playing hockey with it on the table... 1408 01:31:16,054 --> 01:31:18,389 It was broccoli! 1409 01:31:18,390 --> 01:31:20,224 - No, it was a dumpling. - Ha-ha-ha. 1410 01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:23,378 They were batting it around with chopsticks. 1411 01:31:23,728 --> 01:31:27,052 - Stop. I'm gonna lose it. - Wait, the burping... 1412 01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:32,611 Yo, Lydia! 1413 01:31:32,612 --> 01:31:34,389 Watch out! Hey. 1414 01:31:37,701 --> 01:31:41,328 Tell me more about yourself. I'd like to know everything. 1415 01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,455 There's nothing more to tell. 1416 01:31:43,456 --> 01:31:44,999 Oh, don't say that. 1417 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,710 - No, that's it. - It's enough for me. 1418 01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:50,129 - I think she went for him. - I know. 1419 01:31:50,130 --> 01:31:52,339 I can't believe I did it. 1420 01:31:54,718 --> 01:31:56,176 What? 1421 01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:57,954 It's Latin. 1422 01:31:58,221 --> 01:32:00,669 It means "love conquers all." 1423 01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:02,641 I don't mean us. 1424 01:32:02,642 --> 01:32:04,840 I mean everybody else. 1425 01:32:06,688 --> 01:32:10,024 - Do you think it'll work out? - Who knows? Who knows? 1426 01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:14,111 Two people could be across from each other and never find each other. 1427 01:32:14,112 --> 01:32:17,448 Another two people could be on opposite sides of the world 1428 01:32:17,449 --> 01:32:19,950 and nothing could keep them apart. 1429 01:32:19,951 --> 01:32:21,577 Who knows? 1430 01:32:21,578 --> 01:32:25,278 The thing is, if a thing is meant to happen... 1431 01:32:29,669 --> 01:32:33,172 - What? - Nothing. Go on. 1432 01:32:33,173 --> 01:32:35,041 Wait a minute. 1433 01:32:35,258 --> 01:32:38,207 You must be very proud of yourself. 1434 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,930 You did a great thing for somebody tonight. 1435 01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:47,803 I was very proud to be with you tonight. 1436 01:32:49,022 --> 01:32:51,140 You were great. 1437 01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:54,055 Thank you. 1438 01:33:06,372 --> 01:33:08,240 You're welcome. 1439 01:33:15,090 --> 01:33:17,132 Steamed dumplings. 1440 01:33:18,468 --> 01:33:20,719 Moo Shu pork! 1441 01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:24,807 You don't have to say that. 1442 01:33:24,808 --> 01:33:26,892 I never say anything I have to. 1443 01:33:26,893 --> 01:33:30,763 No, I mean you don't have to say nice things to me. 1444 01:33:30,814 --> 01:33:33,982 It's old-fashioned, considering what we're about to do. 1445 01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:36,693 - What are we about to do? - You're walking me home. 1446 01:33:36,694 --> 01:33:38,437 Mm-hm. 1447 01:33:38,988 --> 01:33:41,698 I think you're a little attracted to me. 1448 01:33:41,699 --> 01:33:43,476 Yeah. 1449 01:33:47,747 --> 01:33:51,375 And you'll probably want to come upstairs for some coffee. 1450 01:33:51,376 --> 01:33:52,876 I don't drink coffee. 1451 01:33:52,877 --> 01:33:55,254 Then we'll probably have a drink. 1452 01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:58,132 And talk and get to know each other 1453 01:33:58,133 --> 01:34:00,706 a little bit better, get comfortable. 1454 01:34:00,844 --> 01:34:02,666 And then you'll... 1455 01:34:08,184 --> 01:34:10,586 You'll sleep over. 1456 01:34:10,770 --> 01:34:13,719 And in the morning, you'll awake, 1457 01:34:13,940 --> 01:34:16,434 and you'll be distant. 1458 01:34:17,152 --> 01:34:20,601 And you won't be able to stay for breakfast. 1459 01:34:20,905 --> 01:34:22,948 Maybe just a cup of coffee. 1460 01:34:22,949 --> 01:34:24,783 I don't drink coffee. 1461 01:34:24,784 --> 01:34:26,618 And then 1462 01:34:26,619 --> 01:34:29,192 we'll exchange phone numbers. 1463 01:34:29,205 --> 01:34:31,448 And you'll leave... 1464 01:34:33,168 --> 01:34:35,616 and never call. 1465 01:34:36,546 --> 01:34:39,882 And I'll go to work and I'll feel so good 1466 01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:42,968 for the first hour, and then, 1467 01:34:42,969 --> 01:34:47,294 ever so slowly, I'll turn into a piece of dirt. 1468 01:34:52,812 --> 01:34:56,887 I don't know why I'm putting myself through this. 1469 01:35:02,363 --> 01:35:05,391 It was really nice to meet you. 1470 01:35:07,493 --> 01:35:09,190 Good night. 1471 01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:11,279 Good night. 1472 01:35:12,498 --> 01:35:14,875 Excuse me! Wait, just... 1473 01:35:14,876 --> 01:35:17,544 Hey! Sorry. Wait one minute. 1474 01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,413 Excuse me. Please wait. 1475 01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,633 - I'm not feeling very well. - Well, no wonder. 1476 01:35:22,634 --> 01:35:26,970 We just met, made love and broke up, all in the space of 30 seconds. 1477 01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:30,349 I don't remember the first kiss, which I think is the best part. 1478 01:35:30,350 --> 01:35:32,601 It was so very special to meet you. 1479 01:35:32,602 --> 01:35:36,563 It was for me too, but I think it's time you should shut up now. 1480 01:35:36,564 --> 01:35:38,065 Shut up. 1481 01:35:38,066 --> 01:35:39,638 Please? 1482 01:35:43,238 --> 01:35:47,741 I'm not coming up to your apartment. That was never my intention. 1483 01:35:47,742 --> 01:35:49,117 Oh. 1484 01:35:49,118 --> 01:35:52,112 - You don't want to. - Oh, no, I want to. 1485 01:35:52,247 --> 01:35:55,696 I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida. 1486 01:35:56,834 --> 01:35:59,657 But I don't want just one night. 1487 01:36:01,589 --> 01:36:04,549 I have a confession I have to make to you. 1488 01:36:04,550 --> 01:36:07,719 - You're married? You're divorced? - No, no. 1489 01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:10,464 - You have a disease? - No, please stop. 1490 01:36:13,643 --> 01:36:15,920 I'm in love with you. 1491 01:36:18,648 --> 01:36:20,345 Shh. 1492 01:36:21,609 --> 01:36:23,735 And not just from tonight. 1493 01:36:23,736 --> 01:36:26,559 I've known you for a long time. 1494 01:36:28,032 --> 01:36:32,202 I know that you come out from work and fight your way out that door. 1495 01:36:32,203 --> 01:36:35,372 You get pushed back in, and then you come back out. 1496 01:36:35,373 --> 01:36:38,292 I walk with you to lunch. It's a good day 1497 01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:41,663 if you stop and get that romance novel at that stall. 1498 01:36:41,879 --> 01:36:45,173 I know on Wednesdays, you go to that dim sum parlor. 1499 01:36:45,174 --> 01:36:50,125 And I know that you get a jawbreaker before you go back into work. 1500 01:36:51,472 --> 01:36:55,968 And I know you hate your job and you don't have many friends. 1501 01:36:56,227 --> 01:36:58,729 Sometimes you feel uncoordinated 1502 01:36:58,730 --> 01:37:02,225 and you don't feel as wonderful as everybody else. 1503 01:37:02,483 --> 01:37:06,387 Feeling as alone and separate as you feel you are... 1504 01:37:07,322 --> 01:37:09,315 I love you. 1505 01:37:12,952 --> 01:37:14,945 I love you. 1506 01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:19,207 I think you're the greatest thing since spice racks. 1507 01:37:19,208 --> 01:37:22,669 I'd be knocked out if I could just have that first kiss. 1508 01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:25,380 And I won't be distant. 1509 01:37:25,381 --> 01:37:29,331 I'll come back in the morning. I'll call you, if you'll let me. 1510 01:37:30,970 --> 01:37:33,714 But I still don't drink coffee. 1511 01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:37,544 Shh. 1512 01:37:50,782 --> 01:37:52,900 You're real... 1513 01:37:54,869 --> 01:37:56,566 aren't you? 1514 01:38:08,633 --> 01:38:10,205 Bye. 1515 01:38:10,301 --> 01:38:12,703 It's the wrong door. 1516 01:38:16,849 --> 01:38:18,967 You can call me. 1517 01:38:24,065 --> 01:38:26,467 She didn't give me the number. 1518 01:39:15,533 --> 01:39:18,436 No! No! 1519 01:39:18,536 --> 01:39:21,985 Please, let me have this. 1520 01:39:27,462 --> 01:39:29,956 Let me have it! 1521 01:41:25,162 --> 01:41:27,163 Where are you?! 1522 01:41:27,164 --> 01:41:29,987 Where are you?! 1523 01:41:42,096 --> 01:41:45,170 We're tired of looking at you people! 1524 01:42:00,906 --> 01:42:02,782 Thank you. 1525 01:42:08,831 --> 01:42:11,875 Ha, ha. Yeah, well, I'm feeling good. 1526 01:42:11,876 --> 01:42:14,370 I don't know how else to put it, Lou. 1527 01:42:15,463 --> 01:42:19,215 Yeah, well, I had those personal problems to work out. 1528 01:42:19,216 --> 01:42:22,385 And I have, and now I wanna get back to work. 1529 01:42:22,386 --> 01:42:24,584 Do you think that's possible? 1530 01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:28,338 Yeah, I understand. 1531 01:42:29,977 --> 01:42:31,970 I am, yeah. 1532 01:42:33,356 --> 01:42:35,224 I won't. 1533 01:42:36,442 --> 01:42:38,344 I will. 1534 01:42:41,447 --> 01:42:43,565 Great. When? 1535 01:42:44,867 --> 01:42:46,785 Tuesday's fine. 1536 01:42:46,786 --> 01:42:49,621 Tuesday's great, Lou. I'll see you then. 1537 01:42:49,622 --> 01:42:52,366 Thanks a lot. Okay, bye. 1538 01:42:52,833 --> 01:42:55,418 - Who's Lou? - Lou is my agent. 1539 01:42:55,419 --> 01:42:57,504 - You're kidding. - I called my agent. 1540 01:42:57,505 --> 01:42:59,547 What did he say? 1541 01:42:59,548 --> 01:43:03,134 He says that if I want to get back to work, no problem. 1542 01:43:03,135 --> 01:43:05,458 That I just come in 1543 01:43:06,597 --> 01:43:08,431 and we talk and that's it. 1544 01:43:08,432 --> 01:43:10,433 Oh, baby! 1545 01:43:10,434 --> 01:43:12,185 That's terrific! 1546 01:43:12,186 --> 01:43:15,146 I gotta get these tapes organized. You seen my jacket? 1547 01:43:15,147 --> 01:43:16,773 It's in the bathroom. 1548 01:43:16,774 --> 01:43:19,693 The bathroom... I got coffee here if you want. 1549 01:43:19,694 --> 01:43:21,569 You made coffee? 1550 01:43:21,570 --> 01:43:25,365 You are going back to work and you made coffee? 1551 01:43:25,366 --> 01:43:27,564 I'm loving this. 1552 01:43:30,996 --> 01:43:33,615 Oh, you know what would be neat? 1553 01:43:33,666 --> 01:43:37,127 Now that there's gonna be another income coming in, 1554 01:43:37,128 --> 01:43:39,421 I'd love to look for a bigger place. 1555 01:43:39,422 --> 01:43:42,006 I mean, I don't want to rush anything, 1556 01:43:42,007 --> 01:43:44,926 but I'd like to start looking anyway, you know? 1557 01:43:44,927 --> 01:43:46,553 Maybe a two-bedroom 1558 01:43:46,554 --> 01:43:49,753 or maybe even the top floor of a house? 1559 01:43:50,182 --> 01:43:52,142 Say, in Brooklyn... 1560 01:43:52,143 --> 01:43:53,643 Heights? 1561 01:43:56,355 --> 01:43:57,897 What? 1562 01:43:57,898 --> 01:44:00,984 You don't wanna commute, right? That's all right. We could... 1563 01:44:00,985 --> 01:44:02,807 Come here. 1564 01:44:03,404 --> 01:44:06,448 You are an incredible woman. 1565 01:44:06,449 --> 01:44:09,993 I'm an incredible woman? What's this, a death sentence? 1566 01:44:09,994 --> 01:44:13,238 No, no, I want to talk about this. 1567 01:44:14,123 --> 01:44:16,776 So much has happened 1568 01:44:17,042 --> 01:44:20,920 that I think it would be a good thing for both of us 1569 01:44:20,921 --> 01:44:23,039 if we... 1570 01:44:23,549 --> 01:44:25,925 slowed down a little. 1571 01:44:25,926 --> 01:44:28,636 Slowed down? Have we been going fast here? 1572 01:44:28,637 --> 01:44:30,847 Now, look, this has been 1573 01:44:30,848 --> 01:44:35,344 a real, real difficult time for me this past year or so. 1574 01:44:36,562 --> 01:44:39,564 I feel like I'm above water for the first time. 1575 01:44:39,565 --> 01:44:44,319 I feel like I know a lot more now, and I don't want to make any more mistakes. 1576 01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:46,814 I think I need time 1577 01:44:47,072 --> 01:44:48,990 to make the right choices... 1578 01:44:48,991 --> 01:44:51,117 Wait, wait. I'm lost here. 1579 01:44:51,118 --> 01:44:53,495 I think that maybe I should... 1580 01:44:53,496 --> 01:44:55,773 be alone for a while. 1581 01:44:57,750 --> 01:45:02,155 Now that I know more, you know, I feel 1582 01:45:03,547 --> 01:45:08,343 that I should focus on my career now that everything's taken care of. 1583 01:45:08,344 --> 01:45:12,096 All right, first of all, let me just say one thing, okay? 1584 01:45:12,097 --> 01:45:15,809 You don't know shit. Okay? 1585 01:45:15,810 --> 01:45:17,727 Secondly, 1586 01:45:17,728 --> 01:45:22,106 as far as we go, what have we been doing here except time? 1587 01:45:22,107 --> 01:45:25,807 Have I ever pressured you once, ever? 1588 01:45:26,320 --> 01:45:30,190 No. So, what time do you need, baby? 1589 01:45:30,282 --> 01:45:34,953 I love you, you love me. You wanna get your career going? 1590 01:45:34,954 --> 01:45:37,997 I think that's the greatest thing in the world. 1591 01:45:37,998 --> 01:45:41,125 I want to be there when it happens. 1592 01:45:41,126 --> 01:45:44,996 So, what do you need time to figure out, huh? 1593 01:45:47,299 --> 01:45:51,249 All right, let me just ask you one thing. 1594 01:45:52,596 --> 01:45:54,714 Do you love me? 1595 01:45:56,642 --> 01:45:58,760 I don't know. 1596 01:46:02,398 --> 01:46:05,221 You can't even give me that, can you? 1597 01:46:06,110 --> 01:46:09,445 Jesus, Jack. What were you planning on doing here? 1598 01:46:09,446 --> 01:46:12,991 Packing up and dropping me a note when you met somebody new? 1599 01:46:12,992 --> 01:46:15,493 I have no idea what I was planning to do. 1600 01:46:15,494 --> 01:46:17,203 I just said I need time. 1601 01:46:17,204 --> 01:46:20,290 Bullshit! If you're gonna hurt me, hurt me now. 1602 01:46:20,291 --> 01:46:23,334 Not some long, drawn-out hurt that takes months of my life 1603 01:46:23,335 --> 01:46:26,079 because you don't have the balls! 1604 01:46:28,257 --> 01:46:31,501 Okay. I'll pack my stuff tonight. 1605 01:46:31,969 --> 01:46:34,762 What have you been doing here? Can you tell me that? 1606 01:46:34,763 --> 01:46:36,915 What have you been doing here? 1607 01:46:37,057 --> 01:46:40,143 - We both got something out of it. - What did I get?! 1608 01:46:40,144 --> 01:46:42,020 What did I get?! 1609 01:46:42,021 --> 01:46:45,231 What did I get I couldn't have gotten from anybody 1610 01:46:45,232 --> 01:46:47,191 any night of the week?! 1611 01:46:47,192 --> 01:46:49,694 Do you think your company is such a treat? 1612 01:46:49,695 --> 01:46:52,322 Your moods, your pain, your problems. 1613 01:46:52,323 --> 01:46:54,198 You think this has been entertaining? 1614 01:46:54,199 --> 01:46:56,601 Then what do you wanna stay with me for? 1615 01:46:59,038 --> 01:47:02,191 Because I love you. 1616 01:47:04,418 --> 01:47:06,661 You stupid fucking... 1617 01:47:07,379 --> 01:47:09,998 Hey, hey. 1618 01:47:11,425 --> 01:47:12,884 Anne. 1619 01:47:12,885 --> 01:47:14,677 Shh. Shh. 1620 01:47:14,678 --> 01:47:16,220 Anne. 1621 01:47:26,941 --> 01:47:29,359 No. Stop it, stop it. Don't. 1622 01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:32,183 No, you don't get to be nice! 1623 01:47:33,447 --> 01:47:37,116 I ain't gonna play a stupid game where we act like friends 1624 01:47:37,117 --> 01:47:40,411 so you get to walk out feeling good about yourself. 1625 01:47:40,412 --> 01:47:42,814 I'm not a modern woman. 1626 01:47:42,831 --> 01:47:44,916 If this is over, 1627 01:47:44,917 --> 01:47:47,615 let's just call it over. 1628 01:48:11,193 --> 01:48:14,642 Yeah? Yeah. 1629 01:48:17,199 --> 01:48:19,727 My wallet? What do you mean? 1630 01:48:32,548 --> 01:48:34,245 Parry. 1631 01:48:36,427 --> 01:48:38,170 Parry. 1632 01:48:40,597 --> 01:48:42,265 Parry? 1633 01:48:42,266 --> 01:48:44,339 He can't hear you. 1634 01:48:45,227 --> 01:48:49,131 I'm Dr. Mandeville. I was on duty when they brought him in. 1635 01:48:50,691 --> 01:48:53,985 I went over his record. He was brought in once before. 1636 01:48:53,986 --> 01:48:57,697 Catatonic stupor, condition rendered him nonverbal. 1637 01:48:57,698 --> 01:48:59,866 Yeah. So he's been beat up. 1638 01:48:59,867 --> 01:49:02,440 He's got a concussion, right? 1639 01:49:02,995 --> 01:49:05,455 Right? He's gonna snap out of it. 1640 01:49:05,456 --> 01:49:07,608 I'm afraid not. 1641 01:49:07,875 --> 01:49:10,501 The beating's bad, but it's not the problem. 1642 01:49:10,502 --> 01:49:13,171 He seems to be re-experiencing catatonia. 1643 01:49:13,172 --> 01:49:15,673 Like before, he could snap out of it in an hour, 1644 01:49:15,674 --> 01:49:18,668 or 13 months, 13 years. 1645 01:49:21,138 --> 01:49:23,540 There's no way to be sure. 1646 01:49:26,727 --> 01:49:29,854 A person could re-experience the full effect of a tragedy 1647 01:49:29,855 --> 01:49:32,508 long after the event took place. 1648 01:49:32,608 --> 01:49:35,431 I was reading how he lost his wife. 1649 01:49:35,611 --> 01:49:37,729 Are you relatives? 1650 01:49:38,655 --> 01:49:41,866 Well, it doesn't matter. We'll take care of him. 1651 01:49:41,867 --> 01:49:45,237 He'll have to be sent back to the same institution. 1652 01:49:47,081 --> 01:49:49,358 What if I was a relative? 1653 01:49:49,708 --> 01:49:52,168 You'd have the option to care for him at home. 1654 01:49:52,169 --> 01:49:56,464 My advice is, I wouldn't recommend it. It wouldn't be good for him. 1655 01:49:56,465 --> 01:49:58,800 He needs hospital care. 1656 01:49:58,801 --> 01:50:02,671 I thought you could sign the release forms, but the city can do that. 1657 01:50:03,972 --> 01:50:05,874 I'm sorry. 1658 01:50:10,979 --> 01:50:12,972 Poor Lydia. 1659 01:50:13,148 --> 01:50:17,143 She finally finds her prince and he falls into a coma. 1660 01:50:17,820 --> 01:50:20,894 Some women just have no luck, huh? 1661 01:50:27,037 --> 01:50:30,441 Anne. Anne. 1662 01:50:30,999 --> 01:50:32,696 Anne. 1663 01:50:41,927 --> 01:50:44,250 I'll call you, okay? 1664 01:50:48,600 --> 01:50:51,644 The answer: two dwarfs and a melon. 1665 01:50:51,645 --> 01:50:54,856 Have a perfect weekend. And remember, on Monday 1666 01:50:54,857 --> 01:50:57,692 we have as our special guest, Ben Starr, 1667 01:50:57,693 --> 01:51:01,612 star of the recently defunct hit TV show On the Radio. 1668 01:51:01,613 --> 01:51:06,242 From one of the botched to all of you bungled cats out there, I love you, 1669 01:51:06,243 --> 01:51:07,869 and right back at you. 1670 01:51:07,870 --> 01:51:10,496 Hit the road, Jack And don't you come back 1671 01:51:10,497 --> 01:51:12,582 No more, no more No more, no more 1672 01:51:14,376 --> 01:51:15,918 Yeah. 1673 01:51:15,919 --> 01:51:20,324 Yeah, Lou. Look, I said I want an offer or they can forget it. 1674 01:51:21,049 --> 01:51:25,219 Uh-huh. Tell them I'm talking to the cable people about a talk show. 1675 01:51:25,220 --> 01:51:26,997 What? 1676 01:51:28,015 --> 01:51:30,338 Beth's father set it up. 1677 01:51:30,726 --> 01:51:32,268 No, he owns it. 1678 01:51:32,269 --> 01:51:33,936 I've got the power 1679 01:51:40,777 --> 01:51:43,225 I've got the power 1680 01:51:49,453 --> 01:51:51,078 I've got the power 1681 01:51:51,079 --> 01:51:53,539 - You gotta get out of here. - I'm not bothering... 1682 01:51:53,540 --> 01:51:55,458 - Come on, you gotta move it. - Jack! 1683 01:51:55,459 --> 01:51:57,251 Come on, let's go. Come on. 1684 01:51:57,252 --> 01:52:00,451 Jack! No, it's Jack. It's me! 1685 01:52:00,464 --> 01:52:02,590 Stop it, I know that guy! 1686 01:52:02,591 --> 01:52:05,134 Jack, do you remember me? 1687 01:52:05,135 --> 01:52:07,845 - Venice! You know me! - Hey, come on. Come on. 1688 01:52:07,846 --> 01:52:10,640 Jack, can I talk to you, please? 1689 01:52:10,641 --> 01:52:11,974 I need to talk... 1690 01:52:11,975 --> 01:52:14,518 - We spent time together. - Let's go. 1691 01:52:14,519 --> 01:52:18,298 - Please let me talk to him. - Do you know this guy? 1692 01:52:18,899 --> 01:52:20,676 Why won't you talk to me? 1693 01:52:20,692 --> 01:52:22,685 Leave me alone! 1694 01:52:22,986 --> 01:52:24,695 Jack! 1695 01:52:24,696 --> 01:52:26,864 I've got the power 1696 01:52:26,865 --> 01:52:29,533 It's a weekly comedy about the homeless. 1697 01:52:29,534 --> 01:52:31,452 But it's not depressing in any way. 1698 01:52:31,453 --> 01:52:34,413 We want to find a funny, upbeat way 1699 01:52:34,414 --> 01:52:37,375 of bringing the issue of homelessness to television. 1700 01:52:37,376 --> 01:52:41,997 So we've got three wacky homeless characters. 1701 01:52:42,047 --> 01:52:45,007 But they're wise. They're wacky and wise. 1702 01:52:45,008 --> 01:52:47,176 The hook is they love being homeless. 1703 01:52:47,177 --> 01:52:49,637 They love the freedom, the adventure. 1704 01:52:49,638 --> 01:52:54,225 It's about the joy of living, not the shit we deal with: money, politics. 1705 01:52:54,226 --> 01:52:58,729 And the best part is, it's called Home Free. 1706 01:52:58,730 --> 01:53:01,883 Ooh. I'm getting a rush. 1707 01:53:04,069 --> 01:53:05,278 Oh. Really. 1708 01:53:05,279 --> 01:53:07,571 Is this another disappearing act with this guy? 1709 01:53:07,572 --> 01:53:11,784 No. It's not a problem. It's a bathroom break. 1710 01:53:11,785 --> 01:53:13,562 I'll check. 1711 01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:28,417 Shit! 1712 01:53:35,309 --> 01:53:36,726 Oh, Parry. 1713 01:53:36,727 --> 01:53:39,846 - There. - What? 1714 01:53:40,981 --> 01:53:43,179 It's a Grail. 1715 01:53:43,191 --> 01:53:45,889 The Holy Grail. 1716 01:53:46,403 --> 01:53:48,180 The Holy... 1717 01:53:48,697 --> 01:53:53,659 Some billionaire has got the Holy Grail in his library on Fifth Avenue? 1718 01:53:53,660 --> 01:53:58,190 I know. Who'd think you'd find anything divine there? 1719 01:54:01,209 --> 01:54:02,960 They said 1720 01:54:02,961 --> 01:54:05,079 you're the one. 1721 01:54:46,380 --> 01:54:48,453 Henry Sagan? 1722 01:55:02,312 --> 01:55:06,482 Pardon me. Not long ago, I left some new sheets for Parry. 1723 01:55:06,483 --> 01:55:10,528 They were lime-colored, much like this color, with watermelons. 1724 01:55:10,529 --> 01:55:13,656 Oh, yes. I'm sorry. They're being cleaned. 1725 01:55:13,657 --> 01:55:16,492 The doctor had a little accident with the hypo. 1726 01:55:16,493 --> 01:55:19,829 Just make sure that he does get them when they are clean. 1727 01:55:19,830 --> 01:55:21,607 Thank you. 1728 01:55:32,592 --> 01:55:34,960 Guys, settle down. 1729 01:55:43,562 --> 01:55:46,636 Hi. It's Jack. 1730 01:55:49,234 --> 01:55:51,853 How you doing? You're looking good. 1731 01:55:51,903 --> 01:55:53,725 You do. 1732 01:55:56,158 --> 01:55:57,901 Hey. 1733 01:56:03,415 --> 01:56:05,943 You gonna wake up for me? Hm? 1734 01:56:22,517 --> 01:56:25,011 This isn't over, is it? 1735 01:56:26,771 --> 01:56:29,690 You think you'll make me do this, don't you? 1736 01:56:29,691 --> 01:56:32,318 Well, forget it. No fucking way. 1737 01:56:32,319 --> 01:56:35,696 I don't feel responsible for you or for anybody. 1738 01:56:35,697 --> 01:56:39,492 Everybody's got bad things that happen to them. I'm not God. 1739 01:56:39,493 --> 01:56:41,486 I don't decide... 1740 01:56:43,038 --> 01:56:45,486 People survive. 1741 01:56:49,294 --> 01:56:51,662 Say something! 1742 01:57:02,224 --> 01:57:04,683 Everything's been going great. 1743 01:57:04,684 --> 01:57:06,301 Great. 1744 01:57:07,354 --> 01:57:09,939 I'm gonna have my own cable talk show. 1745 01:57:09,940 --> 01:57:11,357 Mm-hm. 1746 01:57:11,358 --> 01:57:14,637 With an incredible equity, I might add. 1747 01:57:14,736 --> 01:57:19,281 I've got an incredible... Incredibly fucking gorgeous girlfriend. 1748 01:57:19,282 --> 01:57:22,777 I'm living an incredible fucking life. 1749 01:57:23,662 --> 01:57:26,497 So don't lay there in your comfortable coma 1750 01:57:26,498 --> 01:57:30,376 and think I'm gonna risk all that because I feel responsible for you. 1751 01:57:30,377 --> 01:57:33,155 I'm not responsible! 1752 01:57:35,090 --> 01:57:38,592 I don't feel guilty. You've got it easy. I'm out there, 1753 01:57:38,593 --> 01:57:40,970 every fucking day 1754 01:57:40,971 --> 01:57:44,014 trying to figure out what the hell I'm doing. 1755 01:57:44,015 --> 01:57:47,589 No matter what I have, it feels like I have nothing. 1756 01:57:49,020 --> 01:57:53,846 I don't feel sorry for you. It's easy being nuts. Try being me. 1757 01:57:58,113 --> 01:57:59,989 So I won't do it. 1758 01:57:59,990 --> 01:58:02,609 I don't believe in this shit. 1759 01:58:04,995 --> 01:58:07,871 Don't give me that stuff about me being the one. 1760 01:58:07,872 --> 01:58:09,748 There's nothing, 1761 01:58:09,749 --> 01:58:12,618 nothing special about me. 1762 01:58:13,837 --> 01:58:16,990 I control my own destiny, 1763 01:58:17,299 --> 01:58:20,384 not some floating, overweight fairies. 1764 01:58:20,385 --> 01:58:24,138 I decide what I'm gonna do, and I'm not gonna risk my life 1765 01:58:24,139 --> 01:58:27,891 to get some fucking cup for some fucking vegetable! 1766 01:58:27,892 --> 01:58:29,768 Motherfucker! 1767 01:58:29,769 --> 01:58:31,637 What am I supposed to do?! 1768 01:58:34,316 --> 01:58:36,593 What am I supposed to do? 1769 01:58:38,903 --> 01:58:41,726 What am I supposed to do? 1770 01:58:42,741 --> 01:58:44,518 Cup... 1771 01:58:50,915 --> 01:58:53,834 All right, for sake of argument, let's say I do do this. 1772 01:58:53,835 --> 01:58:57,455 Okay? If I do this, 1773 01:58:58,298 --> 01:59:02,384 I want you to know it wouldn't be because I felt I had to 1774 01:59:02,385 --> 01:59:05,971 or because I felt cursed or guilty or responsible. 1775 01:59:05,972 --> 01:59:08,090 If I do this... 1776 01:59:10,560 --> 01:59:13,338 Shit. 1777 01:59:17,942 --> 01:59:20,390 If I do this, 1778 01:59:20,487 --> 01:59:22,685 and I mean if... 1779 01:59:24,658 --> 01:59:28,312 it's because I want to do this for you. 1780 01:59:28,620 --> 01:59:30,613 That's all. 1781 01:59:31,289 --> 01:59:33,282 For you. 1782 01:59:41,007 --> 01:59:43,125 Don't go anywhere. 1783 02:00:02,070 --> 02:00:04,017 Shit! 1784 02:00:42,861 --> 02:00:44,638 Great. 1785 02:00:47,240 --> 02:00:51,520 I'm hearing horses now. Parry will be so pleased. 1786 02:00:52,328 --> 02:00:55,698 Radio personality turns screwball on mission from God. 1787 02:00:57,208 --> 02:00:59,418 I just hope when they put me away, 1788 02:00:59,419 --> 02:01:02,572 they find me a place right next to his. 1789 02:01:06,050 --> 02:01:07,918 Okay. 1790 02:01:48,426 --> 02:01:50,328 Fuck! 1791 02:02:05,610 --> 02:02:08,684 Thank God nobody looks up in this town. 1792 02:02:38,977 --> 02:02:40,799 Shit. 1793 02:04:20,662 --> 02:04:23,406 "Lannie Carmichael. 1794 02:04:24,290 --> 02:04:26,959 Christmas 1932." 1795 02:04:46,771 --> 02:04:48,639 Shit. 1796 02:04:48,856 --> 02:04:53,432 Hey. Hey, come on. Wake up! 1797 02:05:00,159 --> 02:05:01,981 Christ! 1798 02:06:00,470 --> 02:06:03,498 All right, I did my side of the bargain. 1799 02:06:05,892 --> 02:06:08,090 Here's your cup. 1800 02:06:12,148 --> 02:06:14,346 You gonna wake up now? 1801 02:06:23,159 --> 02:06:26,233 You want to think about it a little more. 1802 02:06:27,121 --> 02:06:29,068 Okay. 1803 02:06:30,875 --> 02:06:32,902 Take your time. 1804 02:07:51,164 --> 02:07:53,817 I had this dream, Jack. 1805 02:07:54,083 --> 02:07:56,326 I was married. 1806 02:07:57,503 --> 02:08:01,032 I was married to this beautiful woman. 1807 02:08:02,758 --> 02:08:05,081 And you were there too. 1808 02:08:08,097 --> 02:08:11,125 I really miss her, Jack. 1809 02:08:12,435 --> 02:08:14,678 Is that okay? 1810 02:08:15,813 --> 02:08:18,432 Can I miss her now? 1811 02:08:21,319 --> 02:08:23,312 Thank you. 1812 02:08:53,351 --> 02:08:55,977 Tempo, okay. Allegro. Here we go. 1813 02:08:55,978 --> 02:08:59,397 I like New York in June 1814 02:08:59,398 --> 02:09:01,775 How about you? 1815 02:09:01,776 --> 02:09:05,195 I like a Gershwin tune 1816 02:09:05,196 --> 02:09:07,656 How about you? 1817 02:09:07,657 --> 02:09:13,495 I like a fireside When a storm is due 1818 02:09:13,496 --> 02:09:16,915 I like potato chips And moonlight and motor trips 1819 02:09:16,916 --> 02:09:19,793 How about you? 1820 02:09:19,794 --> 02:09:22,837 I'm mad about good books 1821 02:09:27,009 --> 02:09:30,083 Hi, sweetheart. Where you been? 1822 02:09:32,515 --> 02:09:37,261 Hey. What's this face all about? Why are you crying? 1823 02:09:38,187 --> 02:09:40,272 Are you my girl? 1824 02:09:40,273 --> 02:09:42,095 Huh? 1825 02:09:42,525 --> 02:09:44,768 Are you my girl? 1826 02:09:45,278 --> 02:09:47,055 Yes. 1827 02:09:51,534 --> 02:09:53,231 Hey. 1828 02:09:54,161 --> 02:09:55,813 Baby. 1829 02:09:57,081 --> 02:09:58,748 Tempo. 1830 02:09:58,749 --> 02:10:03,295 Holding hands in the movie show When all the lights are low 1831 02:10:03,296 --> 02:10:05,880 May not be new 1832 02:10:05,881 --> 02:10:08,133 But I like it 1833 02:10:10,303 --> 02:10:16,961 How about you? 1834 02:10:31,782 --> 02:10:33,650 Well... 1835 02:10:38,456 --> 02:10:42,531 What do you expect me to do? Applaud? 1836 02:10:50,760 --> 02:10:53,162 What? What? 1837 02:10:53,179 --> 02:10:55,456 What'd you come here for? 1838 02:10:55,473 --> 02:10:59,392 Did you come to get the rest of your stuff? It all got burned... 1839 02:10:59,393 --> 02:11:01,010 accidentally. 1840 02:11:06,817 --> 02:11:10,195 Whatever the hell it is you're doing, don't do it. 1841 02:11:10,196 --> 02:11:12,113 You don't just show up here 1842 02:11:12,114 --> 02:11:15,784 and stand there like a statue and make me do all the work. 1843 02:11:15,785 --> 02:11:18,187 What did you come here for? 1844 02:11:23,125 --> 02:11:24,868 I, uh... 1845 02:11:25,378 --> 02:11:27,576 love you. 1846 02:11:31,717 --> 02:11:33,414 What? 1847 02:11:44,355 --> 02:11:45,772 I didn't get that. 1848 02:11:45,773 --> 02:11:48,426 Would you run it by me again? 1849 02:11:57,910 --> 02:11:59,903 I think, um... 1850 02:12:00,830 --> 02:12:02,777 I realize... 1851 02:12:07,461 --> 02:12:09,704 I love you. 1852 02:12:11,674 --> 02:12:13,872 You love me, huh? 1853 02:12:28,315 --> 02:12:31,218 You son of a bitch! 1854 02:12:47,877 --> 02:12:51,201 God, what a beautiful night, huh? 1855 02:12:52,923 --> 02:12:55,792 - Hey, look. - What? 1856 02:12:56,051 --> 02:12:58,078 They're moving. 1857 02:12:59,638 --> 02:13:01,723 Am I doing that? 1858 02:13:01,724 --> 02:13:04,343 Are you crazy? It's the wind. 1859 02:13:08,564 --> 02:13:11,774 I like New York in June 1860 02:13:11,775 --> 02:13:15,153 How about you? 1861 02:13:15,154 --> 02:13:19,199 I like a Gershwin tune 1862 02:13:19,200 --> 02:13:22,160 How about you? 1863 02:13:40,513 --> 02:13:42,388 Good night, Manhattan! 1864 02:13:42,389 --> 02:13:44,766 - Say good night, Jack. - Good night, Jack. 1865 02:14:04,411 --> 02:14:09,157 I like New York in June 1866 02:14:10,292 --> 02:14:14,242 How about you? 1867 02:14:14,755 --> 02:14:19,501 I like a Gershwin tune 1868 02:14:20,427 --> 02:14:24,673 How about you? 1869 02:14:24,974 --> 02:14:29,477 I love a fireside 1870 02:14:29,478 --> 02:14:33,883 When a storm is due 1871 02:14:34,567 --> 02:14:40,474 I like potato chips Moonlight and motor trips 1872 02:14:40,990 --> 02:14:45,577 How about you? 1873 02:14:45,578 --> 02:14:50,404 I'm mad about good books 1874 02:14:50,624 --> 02:14:54,824 Can't get my fill 1875 02:14:55,796 --> 02:15:00,872 And Franklin Roosevelt's looks 1876 02:15:01,010 --> 02:15:04,178 Give me a thrill 1877 02:15:04,179 --> 02:15:10,928 Holdin' hands in the movie show When all the lights are low 1878 02:15:11,270 --> 02:15:14,719 May not be new 1879 02:15:16,358 --> 02:15:23,437 But I like it How about you? 1880 02:16:07,826 --> 02:16:12,652 I'm mad about good books 1881 02:16:12,915 --> 02:16:16,489 Can't get my fill 1882 02:16:18,087 --> 02:16:23,383 And Franklin Roosevelt's looks 1883 02:16:23,384 --> 02:16:26,427 Give me a thrill 1884 02:16:26,428 --> 02:16:33,177 Holdin' hands in the movie show When all the lights are low 1885 02:16:33,435 --> 02:16:37,260 May not be new 1886 02:16:38,607 --> 02:16:43,513 But I like it How about...? 1887 02:16:43,612 --> 02:16:48,483 I like it How about...? 1888 02:16:48,784 --> 02:16:50,702 I like if 1889 02:16:50,703 --> 02:16:55,483 How about... 1890 02:16:56,333 --> 02:16:58,952 You?136465