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Mr. Zander,
former Green Beret.
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Medal of Honor
recipient.
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CIA operative.
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rmer head
of the Black Cobra
Mercenary Society.
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I thought you would have
been a bigger challenge,
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but what
a disappointment
you are.
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You're beginning
to sound like my father.
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Is there anything you
would like to tell us now?
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Yeah.
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I want to thank you.
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You just saved me 1,500 bucks
in a root canal.
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Heh.
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Joke.
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Don't misunderstand me.
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I find you very funny,
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but I'm done with you
and your jokes.
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So tell me, Mr. Zander,
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do you have
any final words
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before I
remove your head
from your body?
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Yeah, I do.
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Nice leg.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Sayonara, amigos.
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Cut!
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Cut! Cut!
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Darren, where are you?
Where are you?
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I-Is this how you
take care of me?
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It was supposed to be
taken care of.
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What happened?
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Sorry. It just
malfunctioned.
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My bad, baby.
My bad.
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Malfunctioned?
My bad.
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Wait. This is smoke.
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How could smoke
not function?
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No. We don't use
smoke anymore.
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No, no, no.
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No, no.
"Red Rocket" was smoke.
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That was whoosh.
This is different.
This is wheesh.
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This is
liquid nitrogen,
new formula,
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and it's safe
until it explodes.
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Nitrogen? Are you kidding me?
Yes.
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This is a chemical.
This can't be good
for my body.
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Oh, baby,
you look fabulous.
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Yeah, man.
You really do
look fabulous.
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Let's move on to scene 87.
Sorry, boss.
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Let's get
the green screen lit.
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Let's get Colton
in his new wardrobe.
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87? Hold on.
Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
Darren, I'm not doing 87.
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I'm wrapped.
I can't do this.
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We have to do scene 87.
I need you
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in the scene
with the bugs.
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What bugs? I hate bugs.
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I can't do a bug movie.
I'm not doing--
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It's so funny
that you say that,
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because you're
in a bug movie
right now.
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That's what's happening.
I'm in a bug movie?
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When did this
become a bug movie?
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It became a bug movie when
the writer put his fingers
on the keyboard.
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Excuse me. I hope she's
a good friend of yours,
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because you
just got her fired.
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Hit that
with something heavy.
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If I see that
near your face,
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your face is in
the unemployment office.
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What page is there
a bug movie?
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What page?
Did you read the script?
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Yeah, I looked it over.
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What do you mean
you looked it over?
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Did you put it on a coffee table
and look at it,
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or did you read it?
I read most of it, Darren.
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Come on. We're done here.
We're not done.
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We're not done.
Oh, really?
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Look, we're into
four hours of overtime,
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and you promised me
I could take my kid
to see his favorite team.
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You promised me that you
would be a team player
on this shoot,
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that I wouldn't have to put up
with your crap this time.
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I've been
here for 16 hours
choking on smoke.
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How much more
of a team player
do you want?
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Don't walk out that door.
Really?
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You're making a mistake.
Really?
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Thank you, Amber.
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Oh, come on. Get bent.
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Don't walk out that door,
Colton.
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Okay, you did.
Now don't walk to your car.
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Really?
Okay, it's over
for you if you do.
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Over? Come on.
Yeah.
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We know each other
10 years. We're buddies.
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10 years is nothing
in this business.
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I'm done with you.
Oh, come on.
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Look, Darren, you know
the only reason
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the producers
put me in this
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is to put my face
on the video box.
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On a video box?
Did you just time-travel here
from the nineties?
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This is your problem.
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You live in a world
of car phones and
fax machines.
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You're living in the past.
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"Red Rocket"
was 20 years ago.
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"Clown Cops"
was 25 years ago.
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You have to realize
I only put you in this move
as a favor to Arni.
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I'm making a movie about
giant cockroaches, okay?
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It sells itself.
It doesn't need this,
not anymore.
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Look, you don't
have to say that.
That's not really nice.
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We're friends. Come on.
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Not anymore.
I'm done with you.
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Come on, Darren.
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I'm gonna see you
tomorrow morning.
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Not unless I'm down
at the unemployment
office, you won't.
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Okay, bye, Colton.
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Meg, get Arni
on the phone.
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A recent swarm of earthquakes
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has been rocking
Southern California.
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Dr. Deckert Serbi is here
to talk about what is happening.
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Thank you for spending some time
with us today, Doctor.
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This is Colton.
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You walked off the set?
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Are you kidding me
right now?
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Are you kidding me,
Arni?
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It's a freaking
cockroach movie.
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He didn't read the script.
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It's what's
being offered.
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It's $10,000
for one day's work,
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and I had to beg
to get it for you!
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Well, you know what?
They can keep
the money, okay?
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You know, I'm looking
for something with
integrity and respect.
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Do you know that word,
Arni? "Respect."
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You know, I'm better
than this crap.
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No, you're not.
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I promised them--
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No, I swore to them
you would be a mensch!
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Nobody is more menschy
than me. You know that.
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Look, I just
bailed you out of jail.
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You were five seconds
away from orange is
the new ass in town.
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They kept me four hours
after my day, okay?
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I don't care!
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You owe me money, Colt!
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Just turn your car
around, please,
and go to work!
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Arni, I got another call.
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No more bug movies.
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Don't you hang up on me!
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Don't! Don't!
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Mother--Maggie!
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Hi, honey.
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Where the hell
are you?
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It's nice to hear
your voice, too, sweetheart.
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The game starts
in 20 minutes.
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Did you forget?
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No. Honey,
this is Los Angeles.
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Nobody gets to a game
before the fourth inning.
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You know that.
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Whatever.
I'm out of here.
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Uh, he's on--
he's on his way, sweetheart.
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I've heard it before.
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Wyatt.
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Great. He just walked
out of the house.
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What's with that kid?
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He doesn't listen
anymore.
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Tell him the freeway's
a parking lot.
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I'm gonna get there
as soon as I can.
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You know what?
You tell him.
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Colton West is
in the news again.
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Why are you
on TV?
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According to
law enforcement sources,
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nineties movie star and
action hero Colton West
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was booked last night
in Santa Monica
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on charges of aggravated assault
and resisting arrest.
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I guess that's one way to get
yourself back in the public eye.
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What kind of trouble
are you in now?
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I don't know, honey.
I really don't know.
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You know what?
I don't care.
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Goodbye, Colton.
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Whoa.
Did you feel that?
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Whoa!
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We're having an earthquake.
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Yeah, honey,
are you okay?
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Olivia, are you okay?
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Whoa!
You see that?!
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Everybody
take cover!
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Aah!
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Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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Come on, answer.
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Answer.
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Reports are pouring in
of an unprecedented
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geological event
occurring in Los Angeles.
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How 'bout biological?
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How 'bout volcanic,
you moron?
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This is
a freaking apocalypse!
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In a follow-up story,
the Malibu bar fight
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involving nineties movie star
and action hero, Colton West,
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who was made famous
by his role as the Red Rocket
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and made famous the expression,
"Nice" anything.
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Nice nose.
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Nice tattoo. Yah!
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Nice tentacle.
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Eyewitnesses are now
coming forward
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to say that Colton West
was in fact
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trying to be a peacemaker.
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If that in fact is the case,
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then this reporter
has one thing to say.
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Nice job.
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We interrupt this program
to bring you breaking news.
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The earthquakes
that have been shaking
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the L.A. basin
the last few minutes
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are in fact tied
to a volcanic eruption
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in the Santa Monica Mountains
near the Sepulveda Pass.
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Now, this would be
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an unprecedented volcanic event
that--Okay.
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Why is there
still no Internet?
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Damn it!
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You get Colton
on the phone yet?
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No. It keeps going
to voice mail.
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You guys
have to see this.
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One of my friends
just sent this to me.
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Yeah, that's great.
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My kid has
that app, too.
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Take a video
of anything,
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you can nuke it,
alien invade it,
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smash it
with a meteor.
What?
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He's already killed
the neighbor's cat
30 times.
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Oh, my God!
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That was a big one,
you guys.
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I think
we should go home.
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I think
you're right.
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That's a first.
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Now!
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Okay.
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Son of a--
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Spiders.
Did the spiders come?
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Have you seen
the spiders?
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Why didn't you tell me
about the bar fight?
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The bar--bar fight
was nothing!
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Nothing?
What--
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It's all over the news.
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"Colton West
is in trouble again."
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Did Arni bail you out?
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None of that matters.
Nothing matters.
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What matters
is you're okay.
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Thank God, honey,
you're okay.
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You're not gonna believe
what I saw.
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You're not gonna believe
what's going on
on the freeway.
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Where's Wyatt?
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He left, remember?
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When did he do that?
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Of course you
don't remember. He--
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You forgot to pick
him up for his game,
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so he just walked
out of the house.
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Honey, have you seen
the news?
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Yes! You had a bar fight.
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Call Wyatt,
and get him back here.
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I have been
calling Wyatt,
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but of course
he's not picking up.
252
00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,573
You know what?
I'm just gonna go teach
my kickboxing class.
253
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,042
You're not
teaching anything.
254
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,276
You're not going anywhere.
255
00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:19,577
Honey, it's not safe
out there.
256
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,745
I don't want you
going anywhere.
257
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,313
Stop it.
You're scaring me.
258
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,082
All right, I'm sorry!
What do you want from me?
259
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,151
I want you
to talk to me like
a normal human being.
260
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,252
Okay. Okay. Sweetheart,
261
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:28,920
did you feel
the earthquake?
262
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:29,988
Yes.
263
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:30,989
Good! Good!
264
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,157
I felt the earthquake.
265
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,625
It was an earthquake.
Right.
266
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,260
The fifth one this year.
267
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,295
It's not like it's
the end of the world.
268
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,230
Yes, it is, believe me.
The Santa Monica Mountains
269
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,599
erupted like a volcano.
I was on the freeway,
270
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,069
and I saw spiders
the size of men
271
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,571
raining on hoods
and spitting fire out
of their mouths.
272
00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:47,806
Fire out of their mouths.
273
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,607
Have you
been drinking again?
274
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,242
No.
You know what?
275
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,777
That's it.
I'm calling
Dr. Hertzberg.
276
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,179
Honey, wait.
No, no, no. Stop it.
277
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,647
In the car now.
Honey, stop it.
278
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,749
I am not on anything.
I am completely sober.
279
00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,250
I need you
to listen to me.
280
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,518
Sweetheart,
listen to me.
281
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,587
I love you, okay?
I need you to pack
282
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:03,655
everything that's
important to us.
283
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,090
I want you to take the dog,
284
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,458
I want you take
your jewelry,
285
00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,326
and I want you
to pack everything up,
286
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,995
and you have to listen to me,
and we have to leave here.
287
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,367
Colton,
we don't have a dog.
288
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,038
Colton! Colton!
289
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,875
Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
What is that for?
290
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,678
I'm going to get Wyatt.
Honey, did you call him or not?
291
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,013
Okay, okay.
I was standing here,
talking to you.
292
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:30,849
He said he was
going to Travis'.
293
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,218
Oh, damn. Then he's probably
downtown riding bikes.
294
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,986
Look, just stay
in the house.
295
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,355
If he comes back,
you keep him here.
You got it?
296
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,057
Circuits are busy.
297
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,492
Well, just keep trying.
298
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,994
And tell everybody
to stay off the freeway.
299
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,321
All right, get this.
Get this.
300
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,356
Here he goes.
Here he goes.
301
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,994
Whoo!
302
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,263
Ah, wicked, man!
303
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,665
Hey, dawg. I didn't
know you were coming.
304
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,200
Glad you could
make it out.
305
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,434
Hey, Jordan.
Sick move, man.
306
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,769
Thanks.
Yeah.
307
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,337
Should have been here
five minutes ago.
308
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,939
Yeah. You should've seen.
My girl was sick.
309
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,440
So are you
riding with us today?
310
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,242
Yeah, for sure, if it's
cool with you guys.
311
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,710
Of course.
Hell, yeah.
312
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,212
Oh, right on. Let's go.
313
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,949
Don't even think
about it.
314
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,351
I've been trying forever
to get her out here.
315
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:41,352
What did I do?
316
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,054
Gave her a flirty smile.
317
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,356
I did?
Yeah.
318
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,758
Oh, okay. Well, um,
Eli's the one
319
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,126
riding with her
right now,
320
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,427
so you might wanna
go jump in on that.
321
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,930
Dude, I don't care
about Eli.
322
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,298
Don't mess this up
for me, man.
323
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,767
Dude, relax.
It's--It's good.
324
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,535
Come on. Let's just--
Come on. Let's ride.
325
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,703
Whoa!
326
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:00,205
Dude.
327
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,239
What just happened?
328
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,910
Whoa, did you guys
see that?
329
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,481
That was big.
330
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,750
Yeah. Let's check it out.
331
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,289
Are you coming?
332
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,158
What? Um...
333
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,327
yeah. Yeah.
334
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,667
Hey, it's Wyatt.
I'm not here right now.
335
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,336
Leave a message.
Damn it.
336
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,176
Damn. Oh. What the--
337
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,449
What the...
338
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,063
Are you kidding me?
339
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,572
My God!
340
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,057
Hello.
341
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,725
Hey, Doris.
It's Olivia.
342
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,061
You're checking up
on me, aren't you?
343
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,462
I'm fine, darling.
344
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,464
40 years here,
and I swear
345
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,900
I'll never get used
to these earthquakes.
346
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,302
I know, right?
347
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,003
Hey, listen, is your power
out over there?
348
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,338
Yeah,
couple minutes ago.
349
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,006
Must be
the whole neighborhood.
350
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,007
You need candles?
351
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,075
No, no, no, I'm good.
352
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,576
You okay?
I don't know.
353
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,578
Colton was just here,
and he was ranting
354
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,215
about some kind of
a disaster, and it actually
shook me up a little.
355
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,550
Earthquakes, fires,
356
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,252
rolling blackouts,
mudslides,
357
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,920
the Governator.
We're Californians.
358
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,255
We've been
through worse.
359
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,690
Yeah, I guess.
360
00:15:58,724 --> 00:15:59,891
Is he still home?
361
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,026
No, no. He went
to go get Wyatt.
362
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,895
They're gonna be back
in little bit.
363
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,031
What now?
364
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,233
Olivia, can you
hold on a second?
365
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,202
Coco's barking.
I need to see
what's going on.
366
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:12,236
Yeah, sure.
367
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,610
Coco.
368
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,848
Coco!
369
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:25,783
Where are you?
370
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:42,300
Coco, where are you?
371
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,502
Where have you gone?
372
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,910
Why--
373
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,588
Doris?
374
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:04,789
Doris!
375
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,261
Whoa.
376
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:11,896
Hold on.
Whoa, look at that.
377
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,197
Wow.
Whoa, guys.
378
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,966
Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up.
379
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,468
Oh, man.
380
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,776
Who you think
happened here?
381
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,611
The ground just started
breaking up.
382
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:28,312
Looks like
a bomb hit.
383
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,748
What?
384
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:39,390
Hold up.
You smell that?
385
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,958
That smells
like gas.
386
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,927
Guys, let's get
out of here.
387
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,662
Yeah, I'm with Wyatt.
Come on.
388
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,868
Go! Go!
389
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,606
Wyatt! Wyatt!
390
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,775
Jordan, hold on!
391
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,412
Come on! Come on!
392
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,281
Something bit me.
Can you ride?
393
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,649
Go!
394
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,184
Go! Go!
395
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,285
Go! Go! Go!
396
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,853
Come on.
397
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:20,631
Yo!
398
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,033
Yo, stop!
399
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,802
Yo! Yo! Yo!
400
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:25,937
Stop!
401
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,271
Stop! Stop! Stop!
402
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,673
Please stop!
403
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,222
What the heck
is that guy doing there?
404
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,523
Hey!
Oh, my God.
405
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:46,824
Hey! Hey, hey!
406
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:47,825
Everyone...
Hey, stop!
407
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,393
Stop! Hey!
408
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:52,697
It's the Red Rocket
himself, Colton West!
409
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:53,998
Hey!
410
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,000
Look, look, no time
for a tour, okay?
411
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,702
Did you not see
the volcano?
412
00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,370
There's a catastrophe
going on.
413
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,205
No, no,
it's just a little
earthquake, Colton.
414
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,907
No. No. It's not
a little earthquake, man.
415
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,542
You guys
are in a lot of trouble.
416
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,144
You gotta get out of here.
417
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,912
You gotta get these people
to a safe place.
418
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:08,913
Look, what's your name?
419
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:09,914
Joe.
Joe?
420
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,215
Okay, Joe. Joe, I need--
421
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,384
Joe, I need
your focus on me, okay?
422
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,319
Joe, I need to get
downtown to get my son.
423
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,354
Can you help me?
424
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,588
But just first,
just get
425
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,157
a quick little selfie.
Do you mind?
426
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,424
No, Joe, we don't
have time for pictures.
427
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,826
My wife would
just love this.
428
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,494
Joe, just please--
just take me downtown.
429
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,163
No, wait! Right.
No, no. No, better!
430
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,364
You and the bus.
431
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:27,698
It would be,
like, awesome PR,
432
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,167
just right there
in front of the bus.
433
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,902
Great, Joe.
434
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,103
Joe, a shot right here,
right?
435
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,538
Oh, you look nice.
436
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:35,173
Need to move back
a little bit, Joe.
437
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,407
Okay, okay, okay.
Move back a little bit, Joe.
438
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,675
Okay, just keep moving back.
Okay.
439
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,076
Yeah, keep moving back.
I got it.
440
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,545
Yeah, yeah.
It's called a wide shot.
441
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:41,746
A wide shot?
Wide shot, Joe.
442
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,414
Yeah, yeah. Movie talk, Joe.
Okay.
443
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,116
Movie talk. You're gonna
be making a movie with me.
444
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,350
I'm making a movie
with Colton West.
445
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,552
And then
you know what, Joe?
446
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:48,886
Another movie talk
is camera left.
447
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,121
That way. Exactly, Joe.
448
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,289
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, so...
449
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,423
Yeah. Turn that way,
and look...
450
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,758
Turn?
towards the trees, Joe.
451
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:54,892
Aim the camera that way?
That's it.
452
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,394
Okay.
Aim toward--You know,
453
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,929
I'm gonna say, "Action,"
Joe, like a movie.
454
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,130
We're making
a great movie, Joe.
455
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,398
Okay.
This is just so awesome.
456
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:01,766
I mean, I'm such
a big fan of...
457
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,568
And don't move
until I say, "Action."
458
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:04,702
The second one
not so much,
459
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:05,703
but the first one was--
460
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,038
Action!
Hey!
461
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,072
Hey!
462
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,707
My bus! Ahh!
463
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,610
Colton West took my bus!
464
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:18,583
Thank you very much.
465
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:21,252
I apologize
for taking control
of your bus,
466
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,754
but as you may
or may not know,
467
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,923
there was an earthquake
today in Los Angeles
468
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,492
that was caused
by some sort of
volcanic activity
469
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,161
in the Santa Monica
Mountains.
470
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:34,098
Lava spiders erupted
from these mountains,
spiders,
471
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,133
spiders as big as men,
472
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,637
and they rained down
on all of Los Angeles.
473
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,138
Colton, banzai!
474
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,177
Thanks, kid.
475
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:47,845
Banzai to you, too.
476
00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:58,522
This way!
477
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:02,159
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
478
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:09,200
Follow me. Come on.
479
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:10,234
Go! Go!
480
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,471
Hurry up! Come on!
481
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:16,507
Eli!
482
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,509
I'm coming! I'm com--
Eli!
483
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,613
Eli, no!
484
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,181
Eli!
485
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,182
Eli, no!
486
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,984
Wyatt, let's go!
487
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:32,490
Aah! Aah!
488
00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:33,524
What?!
What the hell!
489
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,893
Travis!
Travis, here!
490
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,161
Come here.
Come here.
491
00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:41,666
Let me...
492
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,535
Jordan! Jordan!
493
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:45,536
Dude, don't leave me.
494
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:46,637
I'm right here!
495
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,205
Don't touch it.
496
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,875
Just get me
out of here, okay?
497
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,478
Did you see what
those things did to Eli?
498
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,080
What the hell
are those things?
499
00:21:56,114 --> 00:21:57,682
I don't know, man.
500
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,317
It bit me.
501
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,318
It bit you?
502
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,419
What bit you?
503
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,854
I said I don't know, man!
504
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,390
Okay, listen.
Just stay here for a second.
505
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,492
Okay. You watch her.
Hey, can you do that?
506
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:09,760
Okay, I'm gonna get
the first-aid kit.
507
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:11,429
Okay.
508
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,466
I'm burnt so bad.
509
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,606
Doris, are you in there?
510
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,041
It's Olivia.
511
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,477
Doris, are...
512
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,250
What the...
513
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:57,608
Oh, my God. What...
514
00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:00,611
Wyatt.
515
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:09,920
Oh, man, the Red Rocket
is driving my tour bus.
516
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,155
Somebody pinch me!
517
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:12,923
Thanks a lot, kid.
I appreciate it.
518
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,726
Uh, listen, I know that you
hear this all the time,
519
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,595
but I am your biggest fan.
Yeah.
520
00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:18,596
Hi. I'm Chris.
521
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:19,597
Chris.
Yeah.
522
00:23:19,631 --> 00:23:20,965
Not a good time to talk.
523
00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:22,566
No, no, I know.
With the earthquakes
524
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,001
and everything
and the spiders.
525
00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:26,103
There are spiders, buddy.
No, no, no, I know.
526
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,272
Big as your freaking body.
Big as my body.
527
00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:31,242
The thing is, is that I've
watched all your movies.
528
00:23:31,276 --> 00:23:33,577
I know all your lines.
Nice tattoo. Yah!
529
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:36,514
Look, Chris, this is
not a good time
to discuss film.
530
00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,015
Sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
531
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:39,650
But seriously,
am I on, like,
532
00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:41,352
a hidden-camera show
or something?
533
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,121
'Cause I could have swore
I saw a camera right there.
534
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,456
Yeah. Yeah.
There's cameras
everywhere. Look...
535
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:46,490
I knew it.
536
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:47,925
you want to be
a good boy,
537
00:23:47,959 --> 00:23:50,194
tell everybody
to sit down and hold on.
538
00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:53,664
All right, I need everybody
to hold on and sit down.
539
00:23:53,698 --> 00:23:55,199
Colton West,
action hero!
540
00:23:57,836 --> 00:24:00,271
Yeah. See,
the problem is that,
541
00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:03,474
like, 90% of these people
don't speak any English.
542
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:08,546
Uh, we got a problem
up ahead.
543
00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:12,750
I hate spiders.
544
00:24:14,152 --> 00:24:16,053
Aah! Aah!
545
00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:17,688
What the hell is that?
546
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:27,998
Oh, homina.
547
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,068
Chris!
What?
548
00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:32,303
Switching.
549
00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:34,305
Really?
550
00:24:34,339 --> 00:24:36,073
No fare, no ride.
551
00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:40,411
Gun! Awesome!
552
00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:41,445
Top!
553
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,184
Ah, there's one on top now.
554
00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,519
You gotta do something.
555
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:49,620
I am doing something.
556
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,191
Do that thing like you did
in that movie.
557
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,260
Chris, you know
the difference between
real life and movies?
558
00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:57,261
No!
Darn.
559
00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:59,063
Well, what did I do?
560
00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:00,865
I don't know.
You, like, pulled
the emergency brake,
561
00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:01,866
and it did
something cool.
562
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,701
Oh, yeah.
563
00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:05,302
Whoo!
564
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,784
Colton West, I love you!
565
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:22,620
Ah ha.
I love you, too.
566
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:24,054
Me, too.
567
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:25,089
Calm down, Chris.
Okay.
568
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,695
I'm not
getting anything.
569
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,731
How the hell are
we supposed to know
570
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:35,900
what's going on outside
if we don't have
any cell service?
571
00:25:35,934 --> 00:25:37,434
Where did you
find that?
572
00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:39,203
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
573
00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:40,704
You have to trust me, okay?
574
00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:41,972
We need to treat this.
575
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:47,278
I know. I know.
I know. I know.
576
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:50,748
You know, when I was
a little kid, I used
to come here all the time.
577
00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:55,586
They would film
a ton n n of movies here,
578
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:59,490
and when my dad was shooting,
he would bring me on set.
579
00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:03,961
All right, This is really
gonna hurt, all right?
580
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:06,530
Ohh! Oh, you think?
581
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:10,234
What the heck
are those things?
582
00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:11,902
Ah, they look
like spiders.
583
00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:13,671
Spiders aren't
that big.
584
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:16,607
Spiders don't spray
hot lava.
585
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:18,008
Spiders--
I don't know, man. I don't know.
586
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,176
It looked like
some kind of spider, though.
587
00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,245
Oh, it burns so bad.
588
00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:24,582
We gotta get some help.
589
00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:26,016
Maybe if we go up higher,
590
00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:27,818
we'd get some cell service,
something.
591
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:29,720
Sure as hell ain't
going back outside.
592
00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:32,923
Okay.
593
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,291
You guys smell that?
594
00:26:37,395 --> 00:26:39,363
They're trying
to get in.
595
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,868
They're trying
to get in! Let's get
out of here!
596
00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:46,003
Okay. We gotta go.
We gotta go.
597
00:26:46,037 --> 00:26:47,004
Come on. Can you walk?
598
00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:49,373
Do I have a choice?
No.
599
00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:51,842
Come on.
600
00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:52,876
Come on. Let's go.
Let's go. Come on.
601
00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:02,119
Come on. Come on.
602
00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:04,355
Crap.
603
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:09,159
As we continue
to bring you coverage
604
00:27:09,194 --> 00:27:10,494
of the L.A. eruptions,
605
00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:12,896
new details are emerging
by the minute.
606
00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:14,665
We've got exclusive footage
607
00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:17,701
of the damage from this
amazing volcanic activity.
608
00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:19,370
Now, the entire area
around the 405
609
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:22,873
is closed from the 110
to the I-5
610
00:27:22,907 --> 00:27:26,043
while rescue crews scramble
to evacuate survivors
611
00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:27,511
and put out fires
612
00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:29,813
that are spreading
across the Sepulveda basin.
613
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:34,318
Now, this one can be filed
under only in Hollyweird.
614
00:27:34,352 --> 00:27:39,056
We have unconfirmed reports
of a new breed of arachnids
615
00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:43,494
like these from the Hollywood
blockbuster "Spiders 3D"
616
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:46,063
that have supposedly
been attacking Angelenos.
617
00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:47,331
That's right.
618
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,433
Large, seemingly
prehistoric spiders
619
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,735
have been emerging
from the chaos,
620
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,237
and for more of this,
621
00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:56,240
we're gonna go to Sue Schnell
and her crew,
622
00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:58,742
who finally have been moved
to a safer location.
623
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:00,177
Sue, what can you tell us?
624
00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,412
That's right, Dan.
625
00:28:01,446 --> 00:28:02,713
As you can see behind me here,
626
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:04,281
the National Guard
has been called in
627
00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:06,517
to work
with local law enforcement
628
00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:10,020
to establish a safe perimeter
around the disaster zone.
629
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,089
Although I haven't seen
anything myself,
630
00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:14,191
social media is all over this,
631
00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:16,193
with reports of giant
fire-breathing spiders
632
00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:18,429
that have only added
to the mayhem
633
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:19,630
that has gripped the region.
634
00:28:19,664 --> 00:28:21,231
Excuse me?
635
00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:26,870
In other news, related or not,
636
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:30,140
Colton West has apparently
hijacked a tour bus.
637
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:31,942
Folks, we'll be back
in just a minute.
638
00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:34,945
What?
639
00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:35,979
Ohh.
640
00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:44,088
Okay. Okay.
641
00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:46,190
Okay.
642
00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:01,505
Let's do this.
643
00:29:28,366 --> 00:29:30,134
What are you waiting for?
644
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:44,047
You messed
with the wrong house.
645
00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:50,287
I wanna get
a picture with the spider.
646
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:55,025
Uh, Mr. West,
what do you think
647
00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:56,860
is in the blood
of these things?
648
00:29:56,895 --> 00:29:58,762
I don't want
to study 'em, Chris.
649
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,364
I just want
to kill 'em.
650
00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:02,065
Yeah. Well,
whatever it is,
651
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,734
it's eating
through the bus.
652
00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:06,103
What do you think happens
when it hits gas?
653
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,806
Hang on, everybody.
Hang on!
654
00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:13,744
Everybody off!
Go!
655
00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:15,612
Everybody off!
Go! Go! Go!
656
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,880
Everybody
off now!
657
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,315
Go! Go! Go!
658
00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:19,750
Go! Go! Go!
659
00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:21,351
I'm last.
Go! Go! Go!
660
00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:24,321
Go! Go! Go! Go!
661
00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:25,656
Get off!
Let's go!
662
00:30:25,690 --> 00:30:27,257
Come on!
663
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,100
Oh, my God!
664
00:30:37,135 --> 00:30:40,070
Everybody's off
that bus, aren't they?
665
00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,138
Yeah.
666
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:43,140
Clear the area!
667
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,508
You saved us.
668
00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:46,977
No.
You're the man!
669
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:48,312
I didn't save anybody.
670
00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,980
Yeah.
671
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:52,983
We still got act two
and act three to go.
672
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:54,818
Movie talk.
673
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:55,819
Yeah.
674
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:56,920
Yeah.
675
00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,323
Movie talk.
676
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,693
But now for many Angelenos
677
00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:05,329
who are used to the shaking
and the fires,
678
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,097
it's as if nothing
is happening,
679
00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:08,465
and for that story,
680
00:31:08,499 --> 00:31:10,267
we have Ed Mendez
on Hollywood Boulevard.
681
00:31:10,301 --> 00:31:11,869
Ed, what can you tell us?
682
00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:13,637
Thanks, Dan. And it is true
683
00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:16,106
that business and
leisure go on as usual,
684
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,708
and most people
either haven't heard
685
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:19,476
about these disasters
across town,
686
00:31:19,510 --> 00:31:21,278
or they simply
don't believe it,
687
00:31:21,312 --> 00:31:23,113
but that is quickly changing.
688
00:31:23,147 --> 00:31:26,783
Now, we are just blocks away
from where a tour bus exploded,
689
00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,785
rocking Hollywood Boulevard,
690
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,822
shattering windows,
and setting off car alarms.
691
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:34,057
There is so much smoke
in the area.
692
00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:37,060
This is as close as we can
possibly get to the scene,
693
00:31:37,095 --> 00:31:38,862
but I can tell you this much.
694
00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,631
Some of the passengers
were terrified,
695
00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:42,866
and they're claiming
that creatures
696
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:46,336
they believe are spiders
attacked their bus,
697
00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:49,840
a literal avalanche
of lava-breathing spiders,
698
00:31:49,874 --> 00:31:51,508
lavalantulas.
699
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:54,211
Were there any casualties
in this explosion?
700
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:57,147
No. Apparently Colton West,
701
00:31:57,181 --> 00:32:01,051
who we're hearing hijacked that
very bus just moments earlier,
702
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:04,721
was able to get everybody
to safety before it blew.
703
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:06,056
Thank you, Ed.
704
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,424
Okay. We're gonna
bring you more
705
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:08,859
from the Santa Monica
Mountains,
706
00:32:08,893 --> 00:32:10,093
where the fire crews
707
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:11,762
are struggling
to contain the chaos.
708
00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:14,031
Come on. Come on.
709
00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:16,066
Okay, okay.
Okay, I need a break.
710
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,168
I need a break.
All right, all right.
711
00:32:18,202 --> 00:32:20,237
Grab that. Grab that.
Come on. Sit down.
712
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,272
Okay.
713
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:25,776
Ah, jeez.
Still no signal.
714
00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:27,611
Wonder if
the cell towers
are all out?
715
00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:29,046
The roof is gonna
be our only chance
to get out of here.
716
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,547
But If all
the cell towers are out,
717
00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:32,049
how are we gonna
get in touch with anyone?
718
00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,517
I gotta flag down
a helicopter
or something.
719
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:35,519
I don't even know.
720
00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:37,220
Hey, Wyatt,
come here for a second.
721
00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:38,622
What?
722
00:32:38,656 --> 00:32:42,559
Dude, I think
I should stay here with her
723
00:32:42,593 --> 00:32:44,895
while you go call for help.
724
00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:46,463
Okay. Okay.
Yeah, that's good.
725
00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:47,564
Cool. All right.
726
00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:49,099
All right.
Good luck, man.
727
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,300
Come here. Come here.
728
00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:51,635
Easy.
729
00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:54,071
Travis, are you
trying to hit on her?
730
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:56,873
Dude, you did the whole
bandage hero thing back there.
731
00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:58,141
Gotta get
my game in sometime.
732
00:32:58,176 --> 00:33:00,210
Travis. Travis,
she's injured.
733
00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:03,080
There are
fire-breathing spiders
chasing us right now.
734
00:33:03,114 --> 00:33:05,248
What is wrong with you?
Come on, man.
735
00:33:05,283 --> 00:33:06,917
It's my only angle, okay?
736
00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:08,251
It's your only angle?
737
00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:10,487
You gotta
be kidding me.
738
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,325
Mm-hmm. Yep.
Okay, we gotta go.
739
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,027
Come on.
Come on. Let's get
out of here.
740
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,002
This is a mandatory evac,
boys.
741
00:33:25,036 --> 00:33:26,937
No one is to be
left behind.
you understand?
742
00:33:26,971 --> 00:33:29,406
If you see
any of those spiders,
you don't even hesitate.
743
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,274
You shoot to kill.
Got it.
744
00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:33,243
Rico, Lance, I want you
to take the north side
of the street.
745
00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:34,511
Hernandez, I want you
to come with me.
746
00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:35,946
All right, let's go.
747
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:38,215
All right, let's go.
Move it. Move it.
748
00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:54,197
What took you
so long?
749
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:55,999
We gotta get you
out of here.
750
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,000
We're evacuating
the whole neighborhood.
751
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,336
Lead the way.
752
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:03,306
The scale
of casualties is terrifying...
753
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:12,282
Any luck?
754
00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:13,617
No. You got a phone?
755
00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:15,118
No.
756
00:34:15,153 --> 00:34:16,186
What's his name?
757
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,554
Wyatt.
758
00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:19,322
Like Wyatt Earp?
759
00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:20,791
Yeah, like Wyatt Earp.
760
00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:22,292
So what's next?
761
00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:23,660
Next?
762
00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:26,063
Next is you go home.
No.
763
00:34:26,097 --> 00:34:28,065
You go to Kansas
or Louisiana
764
00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:29,966
or Wyoming,
and you get safe.
765
00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,068
That's what next.
766
00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:32,869
Des Moines. Yeah.
Des Moines.
767
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,237
Argh, maties.
768
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,573
Who wants their photo
with Pirate Jack?
769
00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:37,808
Argh!
770
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,409
Colton West?
771
00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:40,844
Yeah.
772
00:34:40,878 --> 00:34:42,179
It's me,
Dave Alexander.
773
00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:43,847
I did stunts
on "Swamp Justice"...
774
00:34:43,881 --> 00:34:45,082
Dave!
like, 20 years ago.
775
00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:46,249
Dave Alexander,
yeah.
776
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,417
Yeah. Yeah.
You look great.
777
00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:48,585
Thanks.
I--I lost an arm
778
00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:50,187
on the set
a couple years ago.
779
00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:51,822
Stunt went bad.
780
00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:53,390
Sorry to hear
about it. You got
pigeonholed, huh?
781
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,425
Yeah. Not a lot of work
for a one-armed stunt guy.
782
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:58,428
Look, Dave, we got
a problem here!
783
00:34:58,463 --> 00:34:59,696
I know.
I saw your bus.
784
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:01,398
Phew!
No, we--
785
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:02,933
Look, I got this.
Pirate Jack.
786
00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:05,235
Dave.
Dave, sorry.
787
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:06,703
This city is
in great danger, okay?
788
00:35:06,737 --> 00:35:08,572
The earthquakes
are unleashing giant spiders
789
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,373
that are attacking
the city.
790
00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:13,110
You don't know
about this?
791
00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:14,678
Oh, the helicopters
and the smoke and all?
792
00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:16,546
I just figured it was
another fire in the hills.
793
00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:19,049
No. There's a volcano
in the hills the size
of Vesuvius.
794
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,517
So this spider thing's
for real?
795
00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:22,285
Yes.
Look, Pirate Jack,
796
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,387
we just need to get
downtown to his son.
797
00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,189
You got a car,
a truck, anything?
798
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,724
Yeah, I can give you a lift.
Great.
799
00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:29,226
Let's go get a beer.
It's been too long.
800
00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,427
We don't have time.
801
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,529
Dave, please,
take me downtown.
802
00:35:32,563 --> 00:35:34,097
All right, Colt. Jeez.
803
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,567
It's happening again.
804
00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:39,569
These earthquakes are
getting on my nerves.
805
00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:41,104
You find somewhere safe.
806
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,572
We gotta warn people.
807
00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:44,307
What about the ride?
808
00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:45,809
Get off the street!
Go!
809
00:35:45,843 --> 00:35:47,644
Everybody,
get off the street!
Take cover!
810
00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:48,745
Everybody,
get off the street!
811
00:35:48,779 --> 00:35:50,113
Get off the street!
812
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,149
Look, make sure
everybody finds cover
813
00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:53,817
and everybody gets safe.
You got me?
814
00:35:53,851 --> 00:35:55,285
Yeah.
Okay.
815
00:35:55,319 --> 00:35:56,486
So, I'm--
I'm, like,
your costar.
816
00:35:56,521 --> 00:35:57,754
Yeah,
You're my costar.
817
00:35:57,788 --> 00:35:58,755
Yeah.
Right, right.
818
00:35:58,789 --> 00:35:59,890
Just meet me
back here.
819
00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:00,891
Don't lose me!
820
00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:02,092
Okay. Okay.
821
00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:03,326
Get the hell
out of here!
822
00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:05,061
Dan, I have to tell you,
823
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,763
there is a growing feeling...
This is an emergency!
824
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,465
that these reports
of spiders
825
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,567
are actually
part of publicity stunt
826
00:36:10,601 --> 00:36:13,236
for an upcoming
Hollywood blockbuster.
827
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,272
Oh, God.
828
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:16,673
Oh, my God.
829
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,034
Run!
830
00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:46,102
Everybody get off
the streets!
831
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,804
Girls, get off the streets!
There are giant spiders!
832
00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:49,806
Everybody,
get off the street!
Get off the street!
833
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,441
Hey--
Hey. Hey!
834
00:36:51,475 --> 00:36:52,809
Colton West! Nice shotgun.
Yeah!
835
00:36:52,843 --> 00:36:54,945
I know you.
I know you from--
836
00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:56,213
Look, you gotta
get off the streets.
837
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:58,014
There's giant spiders
everywhere.
838
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,717
I'd love to help you, but I
got shark problems right now.
839
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,495
Yeah! Yeah.
840
00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:47,931
You're welcome, kid.
841
00:37:47,965 --> 00:37:48,965
Yeah!
842
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:56,840
Die! Die! Die!
843
00:38:01,178 --> 00:38:02,479
Gotta get outta here.
844
00:38:02,513 --> 00:38:03,913
Yeah.
This way!
845
00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:10,353
Get in!
846
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,189
Jack.
847
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:18,795
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
848
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,105
Keep moving, people.
849
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,675
On the truck.
On the truck.
850
00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,276
Go ahead, too.
851
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,944
All the way to the front.
All the way to the front.
852
00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:39,582
Let's go.
Come on.
853
00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:41,117
Get everybody in.
854
00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:45,422
Take your time. Let's go.
855
00:38:45,456 --> 00:38:46,923
Where are we going?
856
00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:48,591
We're going
out of the city.
857
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:50,293
How bad is this?
858
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,462
It's bad. The city's
completely unstable.
859
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,831
Los Angeles is under
a military evac.
860
00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:57,534
No, no, no. Wait. Wait.
I--I can't just leave.
My family is still out there.
861
00:38:57,568 --> 00:38:59,469
All right. You don't
have a choice,
all right?
862
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:01,671
This is martial law.
Excuse me?
863
00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:03,106
Listen,
I'm sorry, ma'am.
864
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:04,474
This is completely
unprecedented.
865
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:05,809
We weren't prepared
for this.
866
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:06,810
I'm not leaving
without my family.
867
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:08,211
I need to find them.
868
00:39:08,245 --> 00:39:10,280
We'll find your family,
I promise you,
869
00:39:10,314 --> 00:39:11,514
if they're still alive.
870
00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:18,788
Move it up, sir!
871
00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:20,990
Move it out! Let's go!
872
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,867
Hey, what happened
to your parrot?
873
00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:33,336
How could you possibly
care about something
like that now?
874
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,138
Giant spiders
are trying to kill us.
875
00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:37,040
I didn't think
you guys were serious
about these.
876
00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:38,308
Well, of course
we're serious.
877
00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:40,710
Oh, they took out
the Blue Oyster.
878
00:39:40,745 --> 00:39:41,978
I love that place.
879
00:39:42,012 --> 00:39:43,847
Jack, just get us
downtown.
880
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,749
How is this even
possible? How is
this happening?
881
00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:47,417
Well, you know,
just last week,
882
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:50,186
they found a new species
of wasp in the Chinese jungle,
883
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,255
eight-inch wingspan,
four-inch stinger.
884
00:39:52,289 --> 00:39:53,890
Well, these things
are a lot bigger
than eight inches!
885
00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:56,259
I'm just saying.
New species, my ass.
886
00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:59,429
This is that
Japanese radiation leak
making its way over.
887
00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,064
Guys, let's stop
discussing biology!
888
00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:03,767
Get me downtown
so I can get my son!
889
00:40:06,937 --> 00:40:08,338
Come on.
890
00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:11,541
We gotta go faster.
Come on.
891
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:13,877
I can't. I can't
go any further.
892
00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:15,078
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I need to sit down.
893
00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:16,246
Okay. Whoa.
Sit down.
894
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,380
It hurts so bad.
895
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,948
What, is it too tight?
Uh-huh.
896
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:20,683
Okay. Let me see.
Let me see.
897
00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:22,485
Okay, come on.
898
00:40:24,488 --> 00:40:27,590
Oh, God. Ohh!
Oh, my God.
899
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,225
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Hey, shut up.
900
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,293
Shut up. It's fine.
It's not that bad.
901
00:40:30,327 --> 00:40:31,628
Are you freaking
kidding me?
902
00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:32,929
She's too young
to die, bro.
903
00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:34,697
Shut up.
Calm down. Calm down.
904
00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:37,033
We can't panic
right now, okay? Calm down.
905
00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:39,569
You can't freak out
on me right now, okay?
906
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:40,570
Come on.
907
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,771
I gotta get to the roof.
908
00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:42,806
Man,
you can't leave us.
909
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,040
Just stay
with her, man.
910
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:45,608
We gotta try.
911
00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:48,645
Whoa!
Come on! We gotta go!
912
00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:50,046
Back! Back! Back!
Come on.
913
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,047
Come on!
914
00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:53,383
Go!
915
00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:55,618
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
916
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,825
What the hell is that?
917
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:04,427
What the hell?!
Lava! Lava!
918
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,606
Why are we stopping?
919
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,274
Something's wrong.
920
00:41:23,714 --> 00:41:27,383
This is gonna get bad
really, really fast.
921
00:41:28,452 --> 00:41:29,919
Let's get out of here.
922
00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:31,588
We're not going anywhere.
923
00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:33,523
Ah, man,
these were brand-new.
924
00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:36,526
Uh, fellas, look!
925
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,795
That's not good.
926
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:40,129
Holy--
Oh, that's bad.
927
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,464
I had a feeling
this was gonna happen.
928
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:42,599
Oh, hey, Colton,
any ideas?
929
00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:43,867
What do we do?
What do we do?
930
00:41:43,901 --> 00:41:45,869
Man, I hate being right.
931
00:41:45,903 --> 00:41:48,204
Get in the museum!
Why the museum?
932
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,707
Because that's
the only building
without spiders on it!
933
00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:53,676
Not yet, but they look
pretty determined.
934
00:41:55,713 --> 00:41:57,780
Barricade the doors!
935
00:41:57,815 --> 00:42:00,550
Close them up!
Close them up!
936
00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:02,218
Come on!
Throw everything you can!
937
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,625
Come on! Hurry up!
938
00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:10,193
Anything!
Just grab anything!
939
00:42:10,227 --> 00:42:11,227
Jam it up.
940
00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:13,296
I got one more.
941
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,265
I got one more.
942
00:42:17,401 --> 00:42:19,235
You feel safe?
943
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,236
Not even
a little bit.
944
00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:21,371
No.
You got a plan?
945
00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:22,372
Uh, run.
946
00:42:22,406 --> 00:42:23,406
Run! Run!
Run!
947
00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:30,480
Gotta get
out of here.
948
00:42:30,514 --> 00:42:32,315
We're not
getting out of here.
There's spiders outside.
949
00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:33,550
We gotta find
somewhere to hide.
950
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:35,084
There's nowhere to hide.
951
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:38,021
When those things want
to find you, they will.
952
00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:39,088
Who are you?
953
00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:41,391
I am Dr. Erik
Von Struebel.
954
00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:42,725
I work here
in the museum.
955
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,027
What are you
still doing here?
956
00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:46,663
I'm a scientist.
For good or bad,
957
00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:49,499
these are
the kind of moments
that we live for.
958
00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:50,667
Well, you're not gonna
live for much longer
959
00:42:50,701 --> 00:42:52,101
if you stick around
here, Doc.
960
00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:55,538
Yes. I am acutely aware
of that possibility,
961
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:57,206
but I'm not done.
962
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:58,408
Done?
963
00:42:58,442 --> 00:42:59,442
Done with what?
964
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:08,785
The heat grid is like
an interconnected network,
965
00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:10,453
lava tubes probably,
966
00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:13,523
with the temperature
increasing exponentially.
967
00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:15,725
So why didn't
anybody say anything
about this before?
968
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,027
We didn't see it coming.
969
00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:20,229
It happened too quickly.
970
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,965
I mean, we're talking
five days ago,
971
00:43:21,999 --> 00:43:24,467
and it's like,
"Oh, that's odd."
972
00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:28,805
Then under a week later,
the hills are active volcanoes.
973
00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:31,541
What should have taken
over a million years
974
00:43:31,575 --> 00:43:34,143
almost happened
overnight.
975
00:43:34,178 --> 00:43:35,612
So if this is correct,
976
00:43:35,646 --> 00:43:37,313
this explains
why these things
977
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:38,748
are exploding
all over the city.
978
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:41,751
This city
is a ticking time bomb.
979
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:44,153
Wait. What does this
have to do with spiders
attacking the city?
980
00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:47,123
Actually, everything.
981
00:43:47,157 --> 00:43:52,128
When I compared the pattern
of the lava tube network,
982
00:43:52,162 --> 00:43:56,566
it had a very close structure
to that of an insect colony.
983
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,234
So wait. They had
something in common?
984
00:43:58,268 --> 00:44:00,570
They're exactly
the same.
985
00:44:00,604 --> 00:44:03,973
The volcanoes
and the spiders are one.
986
00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:07,810
The Mayans
had a term for it,
987
00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:10,179
lavalantula.
988
00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:12,649
And right here...
989
00:44:14,018 --> 00:44:16,419
this would be
the queen's chamber.
990
00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:21,658
If you kill the Mamalantula,
you kill them all.
991
00:44:24,361 --> 00:44:25,461
Whoa.
992
00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:29,265
We better go check
on that front door.
993
00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:30,333
What are you doing?
994
00:44:30,367 --> 00:44:32,268
Science class
is over, Doc.
995
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:35,938
I'm gonna go get my kid,
and when we're done,
996
00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:38,675
you and I, Jack, we're
gonna have that beer.
997
00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:39,709
You're buying.
998
00:44:41,578 --> 00:44:44,147
Oh, that is so badass.
999
00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:47,016
Wait. No, no, no.
1000
00:44:47,051 --> 00:44:49,318
I--I meant you're badass,
not I'm badass.
1001
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,887
Guys?
1002
00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:51,921
Colt?
1003
00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:01,464
Come in, Evac 670.
What's your 20?
1004
00:45:01,498 --> 00:45:02,732
This is Evac 670.
1005
00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:04,734
We are westbound
on Forest Lawn.
1006
00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:06,736
670, turn around
immediately.
1007
00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:09,205
The Forest Lawn area
is highly unstable
right now.
1008
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:10,707
Do you have
an alternate route?
1009
00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:12,408
Negative, just get
off that road.
1010
00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:15,044
What's happening?
1011
00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:17,213
Want you to stay here.
1012
00:45:17,247 --> 00:45:19,248
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. You can't
just leave us here.
1013
00:45:19,283 --> 00:45:20,683
All right.
I want you to get down,
1014
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,219
and I want you
to stay down.
1015
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:25,154
- This should keep you safe.
- On your six!
1016
00:45:25,189 --> 00:45:27,056
I'm not good at staying down.
1017
00:45:27,091 --> 00:45:29,992
If you want
to live, you get that ass
under that fire blanket.
1018
00:45:31,028 --> 00:45:32,995
Really need to curse.
1019
00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:35,098
Get down!
1020
00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:39,836
This place is like
a freaking maze.
1021
00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:41,237
I think there's
a stairwell right there.
1022
00:45:41,271 --> 00:45:44,040
Oh, you think?
1023
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:57,954
These things
don't give up.
1024
00:45:57,988 --> 00:46:00,456
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Keep your voice down.
1025
00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:01,724
Come on. Come on.
1026
00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:15,138
Okay, come on.
Come on.
1027
00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:16,806
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
1028
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,241
God.
1029
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:20,042
I think it's gone.
1030
00:46:21,345 --> 00:46:23,746
Run! Go! Go!
1031
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,414
You got her?
1032
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:26,849
You got her?
Come on! Here it comes!
1033
00:46:29,086 --> 00:46:30,253
What the hell
are you doing?
1034
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:31,254
I got this!
1035
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,795
I got it!
1036
00:46:41,932 --> 00:46:43,266
How'd you know
that was gonna work?
1037
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:44,300
I didn't!
1038
00:46:48,038 --> 00:46:50,173
Go!
1039
00:46:53,777 --> 00:46:55,611
There's too many
of them, man!
1040
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:58,147
We gotta get
these civilians
out of here.
1041
00:46:58,182 --> 00:46:59,682
They breathe fire, man.
1042
00:46:59,716 --> 00:47:00,716
Yeah,
I can see that.
1043
00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,822
Now they're
closing in.
1044
00:47:05,856 --> 00:47:07,957
We are not
going down
like this.
1045
00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,258
Do you have a shot?
Yeah.
1046
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:11,828
Run!
1047
00:47:15,299 --> 00:47:16,833
We gotta move now, man.
1048
00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:18,000
Yeah, and do what?
1049
00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:19,635
We gonna head back
to the city?
1050
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,037
Well, we can't go
this way, man.
1051
00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:22,205
Yeah, but we need
reinforcements.
1052
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,540
Man, we are
the reinforcements!
1053
00:47:31,882 --> 00:47:33,216
Clever girl.
1054
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,425
Oh, no.
1055
00:48:34,778 --> 00:48:37,146
Oh! Eww, eww, eww.
1056
00:48:39,216 --> 00:48:40,449
Oh, my God.
1057
00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,455
Key.
1058
00:48:46,490 --> 00:48:48,224
Oh.
1059
00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:52,461
Evac 670,
can you read me?
1060
00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:53,896
Hello?
1061
00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:55,398
Did you copy
the last transmission?
1062
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:57,300
Get off Forest Lawn.
1063
00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:58,601
All your men are gone.
1064
00:48:58,635 --> 00:49:00,703
Everyone is dead.
Do you hear me?
1065
00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:02,305
Who is this?
1066
00:49:02,339 --> 00:49:04,373
My name is Olivia West.
1067
00:49:04,408 --> 00:49:06,809
I'm the sole survivor.
Well, please be advised
1068
00:49:06,843 --> 00:49:08,878
to get out of
Los Angeles immediately.
1069
00:49:08,912 --> 00:49:10,212
Yeah. Well, thanks
for the great advice,
1070
00:49:10,247 --> 00:49:11,380
but I can't
really do that.
1071
00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:12,982
My family is
still here in L.A.
1072
00:49:13,016 --> 00:49:15,651
Repeat. Los Angeles
is highly unstable
right now.
1073
00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:17,887
Why don't you give me
some good information,
1074
00:49:17,921 --> 00:49:19,488
like where's
the fricking key?
1075
00:49:19,523 --> 00:49:20,957
There is no key, ma'am.
1076
00:49:20,991 --> 00:49:23,492
Flip two switches marked
"battery" and "run."
1077
00:49:23,527 --> 00:49:27,129
You're advised
to get out as soon
as possible.
1078
00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:28,698
Not without my family.
1079
00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:39,742
Come on.
1080
00:49:39,776 --> 00:49:40,743
You still with us?
1081
00:49:40,777 --> 00:49:41,844
How you doing?
1082
00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:43,012
How you doing, Jordan?
Jordan!
1083
00:49:43,046 --> 00:49:44,146
Jordan!
1084
00:49:45,282 --> 00:49:46,248
Jordan!
1085
00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:47,416
Jordan.
Whoa, whoa.
1086
00:49:47,451 --> 00:49:48,451
She's freaking out, man.
1087
00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:50,353
Jordan, come on.
Come on.
1088
00:49:50,387 --> 00:49:51,821
Jordan, look at me.
Look at me.
1089
00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:53,089
Water, water.
Get some water.
1090
00:49:53,123 --> 00:49:54,523
From where?
I don't know, man.
1091
00:49:54,558 --> 00:49:56,525
Jordan, look at me.
No, come on.
1092
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,127
Jordan! Jordan!
1093
00:49:58,161 --> 00:50:00,329
Jordan! Jordan!
Come on.
1094
00:50:00,364 --> 00:50:01,964
Stay with us.
Come on.
1095
00:50:04,234 --> 00:50:05,201
Jordan.
1096
00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:06,202
What the--
1097
00:50:06,236 --> 00:50:07,903
Is she dead?
1098
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:10,639
I don't know.
1099
00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:21,550
Jordan! Jordan!
1100
00:50:22,819 --> 00:50:24,387
Ho. Dude.
1101
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,758
Jordan.
1102
00:50:33,096 --> 00:50:34,497
What's happening?!
No! No!
1103
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:35,664
What's happening?!
Oh, my God!
1104
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,733
Make it stop!
1105
00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:38,901
Oh, my God!
1106
00:50:38,935 --> 00:50:40,870
What the...
1107
00:50:40,904 --> 00:50:42,671
No! No!
1108
00:50:44,441 --> 00:50:45,408
Get 'em off me, man!
1109
00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:46,475
No! Ahh!
1110
00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:51,213
No! No! Ahh!
1111
00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:59,522
Come on. Come on.
1112
00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:06,395
Right.
1113
00:51:13,937 --> 00:51:15,438
Where are you?
1114
00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:21,544
My phone.
1115
00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:23,379
My phone's working.
1116
00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,014
It's from Wyatt.
1117
00:51:25,048 --> 00:51:26,549
Heh.
1118
00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:27,683
He's trapped.
1119
00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:29,852
He's at Hanson Studios.
1120
00:51:29,886 --> 00:51:31,754
It's at Seventh and Olympic.
We gotta get there.
1121
00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:33,322
Hey, guys.
1122
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:38,727
That is
a very large arachnid.
1123
00:51:48,071 --> 00:51:49,338
The freaking kraken.
1124
00:51:51,007 --> 00:51:52,074
And it's coming
this way.
1125
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,075
Get back!
1126
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,276
Lavalantula!
1127
00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:03,452
Ah, no!
1128
00:52:03,487 --> 00:52:05,087
Ah! Ah, look!
Oh!
1129
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,155
They're in here!
1130
00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:07,656
They're all in here!
1131
00:52:07,691 --> 00:52:10,626
Ah! Oh, no!
1132
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,294
Let's go this way.
1133
00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:17,700
Oh, no!
1134
00:52:19,536 --> 00:52:21,137
C-Come on.
1135
00:52:21,171 --> 00:52:23,005
Yes.
1136
00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:24,340
Too many of 'em!
1137
00:52:24,374 --> 00:52:25,474
We gotta get
out of here!
1138
00:52:31,014 --> 00:52:32,314
Jack, watch it!
1139
00:52:32,349 --> 00:52:33,349
Watch out!
1140
00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:35,184
Watch out! No!
1141
00:52:36,319 --> 00:52:38,187
Jack!
1142
00:52:42,926 --> 00:52:43,993
Want some of this?
1143
00:52:44,027 --> 00:52:46,028
You got this.
Come on!
1144
00:53:04,314 --> 00:53:05,514
Let's get
out of here.
1145
00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:07,449
Get out of here!
1146
00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:09,618
Though that door.
1147
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:28,170
Could there
be a prehistoric link
to these spiders?
1148
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:29,972
That's what's trending
on social media
1149
00:53:30,006 --> 00:53:31,440
after scientific reports
1150
00:53:31,474 --> 00:53:33,943
date these arachnids
back to the Jurassic era.
1151
00:53:33,977 --> 00:53:36,178
Meanwhile, mid-Wilshire
is the latest hot spot,
1152
00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:37,846
where the famed
La Brea Tar Pits
1153
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:40,683
have been decimated
by dozens of lavalantulas.
1154
00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:43,352
And at the center of it all,
action hero Colton West.
1155
00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:45,187
Colton?
Eyewitnesses say he saved
1156
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,489
dozens of people
on Hollywood Boulevard.
1157
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,293
Doc, you okay?
1158
00:53:51,328 --> 00:53:52,494
You okay?
You hurt?
1159
00:53:52,529 --> 00:53:53,662
What?
Are you hurt?
1160
00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:54,897
Are you
bleeding anywhere?
1161
00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:56,131
I can't hear you!
1162
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:57,333
I think I lost my hearing.
1163
00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:58,334
No, you didn't.
Huh?
1164
00:53:58,368 --> 00:54:00,369
It's a helicopter!
1165
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,674
Looks like
you're wrapped, kid.
1166
00:54:05,709 --> 00:54:07,676
You're going
back to Des Moines.
1167
00:54:07,711 --> 00:54:09,044
You're not coming with us?
1168
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,512
No. I gotta find my kid.
1169
00:54:10,547 --> 00:54:12,047
I hope you find him.
Yeah.
1170
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:13,983
I better, or my wife
will kill me.
1171
00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:15,351
You saved my life.
1172
00:54:15,385 --> 00:54:18,420
No. No, no.
We saved each other.
1173
00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:24,059
Kid.
Huh?
1174
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,060
You can let go.
No, no, no.
1175
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,061
Let go of me.
1176
00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:27,563
No. No, no, no.
1177
00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:28,764
Okay.
Okay.
1178
00:54:28,798 --> 00:54:29,865
Go.
Sorry.
1179
00:54:29,899 --> 00:54:31,000
Movie talk.
Movie talk.
1180
00:54:31,034 --> 00:54:32,835
Movie talk.
1181
00:54:32,869 --> 00:54:34,737
You're crazy for staying.
1182
00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:36,405
Yeah, of course
I'm crazy. I'm an actor.
1183
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:37,840
Good point.
1184
00:54:37,874 --> 00:54:40,276
I printed out a thermal map
of Los Angeles.
1185
00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:42,544
The orange bits
are the lava tubes.
1186
00:54:42,579 --> 00:54:44,513
Stay away from them
if you can.
1187
00:54:44,547 --> 00:54:45,514
Thanks, Doc.
1188
00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:46,582
Be safe.
1189
00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:48,050
Be safe.
1190
00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:04,266
Okay. Okay.
1191
00:55:06,636 --> 00:55:09,104
Come on. Come on. Okay.
1192
00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:17,813
Okay. Okay.
1193
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:21,150
You want some of this?
1194
00:55:21,184 --> 00:55:23,752
Yeah, come on! Come on!
1195
00:55:23,787 --> 00:55:25,721
It's Christmas.
I got something for you,
1196
00:55:25,755 --> 00:55:28,223
a little present
for you. Come on, guys.
1197
00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:29,591
Come on.
1198
00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:31,126
Colton!
1199
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:32,161
Get in!
1200
00:55:32,195 --> 00:55:33,329
Ah, honey.
1201
00:55:36,466 --> 00:55:37,933
Come on.
Drive straight.
1202
00:55:37,967 --> 00:55:39,134
Drive straight.
1203
00:55:42,305 --> 00:55:43,605
Okay.
1204
00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:49,645
Ahh!
1205
00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:55,484
What were you doing
at the Tar Pits?
1206
00:55:55,518 --> 00:55:57,186
Trying to find our son.
1207
00:55:57,220 --> 00:55:58,687
I got stuck.
1208
00:55:58,722 --> 00:56:00,189
Stuck?
1209
00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:01,957
Who gets stuck
at the Tar Pits?
1210
00:56:01,991 --> 00:56:03,459
I mean,
Wilshire Boulevard,
really?
1211
00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:04,927
Everyone knows you
take Olympic downtown.
1212
00:56:04,961 --> 00:56:06,695
Thanks, honey.
1213
00:56:06,730 --> 00:56:08,297
You okay?
1214
00:56:08,331 --> 00:56:10,032
Yeah. I'm okay,
1215
00:56:10,066 --> 00:56:12,501
'cause I'm seeing you.
1216
00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,169
How'd you find me?
1217
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,772
After 15 years of
putting out your fires,
1218
00:56:16,806 --> 00:56:18,374
I'm gonna just
follow the smoke.
1219
00:56:18,408 --> 00:56:20,542
Really?
No.
1220
00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:22,111
You're all over
the news.
1221
00:56:22,145 --> 00:56:25,013
Ah. So I got
a text from Wyatt.
1222
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,215
He's okay.
You did?
1223
00:56:26,249 --> 00:56:27,483
Yeah.
1224
00:56:27,517 --> 00:56:29,485
He's at Hanson Street
Studios.
1225
00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:31,553
Hanson Street.
Yeah.
1226
00:56:31,588 --> 00:56:33,055
Pretty ironic, huh?
Yeah.
1227
00:56:33,089 --> 00:56:34,356
That's where
we first met.
1228
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,458
Heh.
1229
00:56:36,493 --> 00:56:37,893
You remember?
1230
00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:40,963
Oh, honey, yeah,
of course I remember.
1231
00:56:40,997 --> 00:56:42,197
Really?
Yes.
1232
00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:45,300
That's so romantic.
1233
00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:47,136
I love you, honey.
1234
00:56:47,170 --> 00:56:49,071
I love you, too.
1235
00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:51,206
Let's get downtown.
We'll get Wyatt,
1236
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:53,575
get the hell out
of this city before it goes.
1237
00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:56,812
Mayday! Mayday!
1238
00:56:56,846 --> 00:56:59,181
This is Evac 670,
Colton West.
1239
00:56:59,215 --> 00:57:01,517
We need help.
This is an emergency.
1240
00:57:01,551 --> 00:57:03,218
Mayday! Mayday!
Please come in.
1241
00:57:04,788 --> 00:57:06,221
Listen. Listen.
They're saying
something.
1242
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:08,056
The authorities are overwhelmed
1243
00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:10,058
trying to battle these spiders
and evacuate citizens.
1244
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:12,494
We keep getting new reports
of lavalantulas
1245
00:57:12,529 --> 00:57:14,897
erupting from beneath
the ground, spewing fire,
1246
00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:17,733
and wreaking havoc
all over the Los Angeles basin.
1247
00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:19,768
Nowhere seems to be safe.
1248
00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:21,370
Evacuation efforts
have been halted,
1249
00:57:21,404 --> 00:57:23,839
and everyone is advised
to stay in place--
1250
00:57:23,873 --> 00:57:24,907
I've heard enough.
1251
00:57:43,893 --> 00:57:45,060
Come on.
1252
00:57:48,431 --> 00:57:50,299
Here--Here I come, son!
1253
00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,436
Stay away from my kid!
1254
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:57,806
Olivia! Get down, honey!
1255
00:57:57,841 --> 00:57:59,274
Mom! Dad!
1256
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:00,542
Wyatt, get down!
1257
00:58:00,577 --> 00:58:02,411
Get down!
Wyatt! Get down!
1258
00:58:02,445 --> 00:58:04,179
Get down!
1259
00:58:05,281 --> 00:58:06,982
Oh, my God.
1260
00:58:07,016 --> 00:58:08,684
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
1261
00:58:10,019 --> 00:58:10,986
Honey. Honey.
1262
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,321
Dad!
Ho ho. My boy.
1263
00:58:12,355 --> 00:58:13,455
Mom!
1264
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,624
Oh, thank God.
1265
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,896
Why do you have
a military truck?
1266
00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:22,464
You know your mom.
1267
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:23,799
She likes
everything big.
1268
00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:24,933
Yes, I do.
1269
00:58:24,968 --> 00:58:26,835
You okay?
Are you all right?
1270
00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:28,470
Did you check yourself?
Are you bleeding anywhere?
1271
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,471
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
1272
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,772
What about
the others?
1273
00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:31,773
Are they okay?
1274
00:58:31,808 --> 00:58:33,275
They didn't make it.
1275
00:58:33,309 --> 00:58:34,343
What?
1276
00:58:34,377 --> 00:58:37,479
I know. I know.
1277
00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,848
How on Earth
did you stay alive?
1278
00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,752
This.
1279
00:58:43,786 --> 00:58:45,521
It's 'cause I sprayed
them with this,
and they hate it.
1280
00:58:45,555 --> 00:58:46,522
Just a fire
extinguisher?
1281
00:58:46,556 --> 00:58:48,257
No, honey. This is...
1282
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:49,791
compressed nitrogen.
1283
00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:51,426
Y-You have more of these?
1284
00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:52,661
That's the last one.
1285
00:58:54,230 --> 00:58:55,464
Nitrogen.
1286
00:58:55,498 --> 00:58:56,532
What?
1287
00:58:56,566 --> 00:58:57,533
There's shops around here.
1288
00:58:57,567 --> 00:58:59,301
Shop?
You want to shop?
1289
00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:01,470
No, honey, this nitrogen,
1290
00:59:01,504 --> 00:59:05,207
this is what almost killed me
this morning on the set.
1291
00:59:05,241 --> 00:59:06,808
This is
gonna keep us alive.
1292
00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:08,977
We gotta get
out of here.
We really gotta go.
1293
00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:11,513
Yeah, and even if we do,
these spiders aren't
just gonna let us leave.
1294
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:14,883
Dad, we're gonna
have to fight.
1295
00:59:16,352 --> 00:59:18,854
And that's what
we're gonna do, son.
1296
00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:26,595
Come on!
1297
00:59:33,036 --> 00:59:34,670
Ladies and Gentlemen,
1298
00:59:34,704 --> 00:59:37,673
just moments ago, the President
of the United States
1299
00:59:37,707 --> 00:59:40,776
declared the L.A. basin
a disaster zone.
1300
00:59:40,810 --> 00:59:44,179
I can tell you the situation
has gone from bad to worse.
1301
00:59:44,213 --> 00:59:47,783
The Santa Monica Mountains
continue to destabilize.
1302
00:59:47,817 --> 00:59:49,885
We're showing you
live footage from Malibu,
1303
00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:51,720
where the latest eruption
has occurred.
1304
00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:54,890
Several freeways
have been severely damaged,
1305
00:59:54,924 --> 00:59:58,560
leading authorities to advise
everyone to stay in place.
1306
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:02,531
This map shows the damage
spread across the L.A. basin,
1307
01:00:02,565 --> 01:00:04,766
but in the midst
of all this chaos,
1308
01:00:04,801 --> 01:00:06,568
there are selfless acts
of heroism
1309
01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:08,570
as reported
by our own Lisa Miller.
1310
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,639
Uh, yeah. I just wanna say
1311
01:00:10,673 --> 01:00:13,108
that I wouldn't
be standing here if it
wasn't for Colton West.
1312
01:00:13,142 --> 01:00:14,810
He's a real-life
action hero.
1313
01:00:14,844 --> 01:00:16,578
Well, I'm sure
he had some help.
1314
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,380
Did you know he
used to be an actor?
1315
01:00:18,414 --> 01:00:20,048
Colton West,
he save my life.
1316
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:21,750
You super action.
1317
01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:23,251
Well, there you have it.
1318
01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:25,153
In the stranger
than fiction category,
1319
01:00:25,188 --> 01:00:27,155
and in the midst of
the biggest catastrophe
1320
01:00:27,190 --> 01:00:28,824
this city
has ever seen,
1321
01:00:28,858 --> 01:00:31,126
a motion-picture
action hero
1322
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,596
might very well be
a real, live
action hero.
1323
01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:35,597
Back to you.
1324
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:36,598
Thank you, Lisa.
1325
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:37,666
Has he lost his mind?
1326
01:00:38,935 --> 01:00:40,602
Who the hell's
calling here?
1327
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,271
If it's a spider,
don't answer it.
1328
01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:45,440
Who is it?
1329
01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:47,609
It's Colton West.
1330
01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:48,810
What?
What?!
1331
01:00:50,346 --> 01:00:52,981
Wyatt, Olivia,
get in here.
Come in here.
1332
01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:55,917
Oh, Colton.
Colton West, man,
1333
01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:58,086
you are all
over the news.
1334
01:00:58,121 --> 01:01:00,155
Teddy, what are you
still doing here?
1335
01:01:00,189 --> 01:01:02,524
We left the set
same time you did.
1336
01:01:02,558 --> 01:01:03,959
Then all hell
broke loose.
1337
01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:05,594
Freeways
are shut down,
1338
01:01:05,628 --> 01:01:07,462
and those spiders
are killing anything
that moves.
1339
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:09,965
I know. There's no getting
in and out of L.A. now.
1340
01:01:09,999 --> 01:01:11,867
Well, our boys over
at the studio wings
1341
01:01:11,901 --> 01:01:14,036
said that they have
some helicopters.
1342
01:01:14,070 --> 01:01:15,637
They were supposed
to be on their way,
1343
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,439
but they didn't show up,
1344
01:01:17,473 --> 01:01:19,708
and we haven't
been able to get ahold
of them since.
1345
01:01:19,742 --> 01:01:21,610
Bigger question is,
what are you doing here?
1346
01:01:21,644 --> 01:01:24,112
I got a plan.
Heh heh.
1347
01:01:24,147 --> 01:01:26,615
You've always got
a plan, Colton West.
1348
01:01:26,649 --> 01:01:28,550
Is this the original
Red Rocket?
1349
01:01:28,584 --> 01:01:29,985
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
1350
01:01:30,019 --> 01:01:32,387
NASA made
that suit.
1351
01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:37,125
Ah, the days
of the big budgets.
Mm, mm, mm.
1352
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:40,662
Son, this suit, this helmet,
it paid for our house,
1353
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:43,031
paid for the clothes
you're wearing, your education.
1354
01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:47,135
Paid for everything.
1355
01:01:47,170 --> 01:01:48,970
So why do you
still keep 'em?
1356
01:01:49,005 --> 01:01:52,140
Well--
Because I'm a sucker
for nostalgia.
1357
01:01:52,175 --> 01:01:53,175
Yeah.
1358
01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:55,377
How you doing,
young man?
1359
01:01:55,411 --> 01:01:57,879
I always thought one day
we'd make a sequel.
1360
01:01:57,914 --> 01:02:00,816
Well, if things
ever get normal,
maybe he'll fly again.
1361
01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:02,517
I wish we could all
fly away from here.
1362
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,721
We're gonna make a break
for it, Colt. You with us?
1363
01:02:05,755 --> 01:02:07,089
No. You're not
going out there.
1364
01:02:07,123 --> 01:02:08,690
I wouldn't count
on the military.
1365
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,425
They're sending in
a ground evac,
1366
01:02:10,460 --> 01:02:12,327
but who knows when
that's gonna happen?
1367
01:02:12,361 --> 01:02:13,929
So we're all
just sitting ducks?
1368
01:02:13,963 --> 01:02:16,398
No, Ted,
I'm not a sitting duck,
1369
01:02:16,432 --> 01:02:18,433
and neither are you.
We're not giving up.
1370
01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:21,503
I love your attitude,
baby, but the fact is--
1371
01:02:21,537 --> 01:02:23,238
Marty, I've been
in this town for 30 years.
1372
01:02:23,272 --> 01:02:25,407
It has not killed me.
It's not gonna kill me now.
1373
01:02:25,441 --> 01:02:28,577
Now, Wyatt said
this kept him alive.
1374
01:02:28,611 --> 01:02:31,346
Nitrogen. You used it
on the set today,
weren't you?
1375
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:34,015
You used this on them?
1376
01:02:34,050 --> 01:02:35,717
Yeah.
It worked?
1377
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,052
Son of a gun.
1378
01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:38,453
Do you have
any more?
1379
01:02:38,488 --> 01:02:40,789
How much
are we talking?
1380
01:02:40,823 --> 01:02:42,457
And what do you have
in mind, Colt?
1381
01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:45,327
I need a map of downtown.
1382
01:02:48,064 --> 01:02:50,599
All right.
This is their nest.
1383
01:02:50,633 --> 01:02:52,100
This is how
they get around.
1384
01:02:52,135 --> 01:02:54,202
This is where
they come out.
1385
01:02:54,237 --> 01:02:56,138
It's all over L.A.
1386
01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:59,107
Right here,
this large chamber,
1387
01:02:59,142 --> 01:03:02,277
that's where
the queen is.
1388
01:03:03,813 --> 01:03:05,580
Okay.
1389
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:07,649
If this map is accurate--
and it is--
1390
01:03:07,683 --> 01:03:09,217
that's no more than
just a few blocks away.
1391
01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:10,452
That's right.
1392
01:03:10,486 --> 01:03:12,921
Those canisters
of liquid nitrogen,
1393
01:03:12,955 --> 01:03:17,759
we need to wrap
bombs around them.
Can you do that?
1394
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:20,462
I still have
a few dozen sticks
of C-4 around.
1395
01:03:20,496 --> 01:03:22,430
I don't see that
as a problem.
1396
01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:25,967
And we could
detonate them
by remote.
1397
01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:27,569
Can you do that?
1398
01:03:27,603 --> 01:03:29,638
Not a problem.
1399
01:03:29,672 --> 01:03:31,573
If we make enough
of these canisters
1400
01:03:31,607 --> 01:03:35,310
and drop them down
in the open craters,
1401
01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:37,312
then we can
detonate them,
1402
01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:41,483
and we can smoke
this queen right
out of the nest.
1403
01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:43,018
Can you do that?
1404
01:03:43,052 --> 01:03:45,353
Not a problem.
Not a problem.
1405
01:03:45,388 --> 01:03:48,356
I--I don't know much
about this sort
of thing,
1406
01:03:48,391 --> 01:03:50,125
but this queen,
1407
01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:52,127
she's gonna be
a lot bigger than
the others, right?
1408
01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:53,795
Yeah,
she's gonna be huge.
1409
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,964
And really pissed.
1410
01:03:55,998 --> 01:03:58,200
So, what,
we kill the queen?
1411
01:03:58,234 --> 01:04:00,168
Where does that
even get us?
1412
01:04:00,203 --> 01:04:01,870
Oh, no, no.
What--What he's saying,
1413
01:04:01,904 --> 01:04:03,538
it's--it's
a hive mentality.
1414
01:04:03,573 --> 01:04:05,974
You see, um,
if you kill the queen,
1415
01:04:06,008 --> 01:04:07,709
you kill them all.
1416
01:04:07,743 --> 01:04:09,878
It's--It's like
on the Insect Channel.
1417
01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:11,313
That's right.
1418
01:04:11,347 --> 01:04:14,282
I hate bugs.
1419
01:04:14,317 --> 01:04:16,551
Let's kill the bitch.
1420
01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:29,798
Ladies and gentlemen,
1421
01:04:29,832 --> 01:04:32,400
tonight I call upon you,
1422
01:04:32,435 --> 01:04:35,170
the good people
of the motion picture industry.
1423
01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:38,573
It is you who works tirelessly
1424
01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:42,978
12, 14, 16 hours a day...
1425
01:04:43,012 --> 01:04:46,514
giving pints and pints of
your blood for our great nation.
1426
01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:50,185
Yes, some might say
it's just entertainment,
1427
01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:51,920
but we know better.
1428
01:04:51,954 --> 01:04:53,855
Our movies are where
the hopes and dreams
1429
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:56,191
of this great nation are born.
1430
01:04:56,225 --> 01:04:59,594
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm chagrined to say
1431
01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:02,097
that tonight might be
our last production,
1432
01:05:02,131 --> 01:05:04,599
but I beseech you,
please think another way.
1433
01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:07,736
Tonight is our opening night.
1434
01:05:07,770 --> 01:05:10,338
Tonight is the night
that we save our city,
1435
01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:13,742
our homes, our families,
1436
01:05:13,776 --> 01:05:16,044
that we believe in a tomorrow,
1437
01:05:16,078 --> 01:05:18,613
a tomorrow where the Lakers
have another threepeat.
1438
01:05:18,648 --> 01:05:19,881
What about
the Clippers?
1439
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,683
Clippers, too.
1440
01:05:21,717 --> 01:05:26,254
A tomorrow where the Kings
sip again from the Stanley Cup.
1441
01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:27,856
What about
the Ducks?
1442
01:05:27,890 --> 01:05:29,624
The Ducks, too.
1443
01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:31,026
And a tomorrow
where the Dodgers,
1444
01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:34,930
only the Dodgers,
win the World Series.
1445
01:05:34,964 --> 01:05:36,932
Ladies and gentlemen,
1446
01:05:36,966 --> 01:05:40,402
tonight I ask you
to unify as a city,
1447
01:05:40,436 --> 01:05:42,737
above the line, below the line.
1448
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:45,073
Tonight we draw the line.
1449
01:05:45,107 --> 01:05:46,541
This is your city.
1450
01:05:46,575 --> 01:05:47,575
This is my city.
1451
01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:49,110
I was born in this city.
1452
01:05:49,145 --> 01:05:51,813
I'm gonna die in this city,
but not tonight!
1453
01:05:51,847 --> 01:05:54,316
Viva Los Angelenos!
1454
01:05:56,585 --> 01:05:58,119
Viva Los Angelenos!
1455
01:05:58,154 --> 01:06:01,389
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, baby!
1456
01:06:01,424 --> 01:06:03,491
Yeah, that's what I'm
talking about, man!
1457
01:06:05,594 --> 01:06:07,495
Whoo! Whoo!
1458
01:06:10,733 --> 01:06:12,200
Al i run it off.
Okay.
1459
01:06:12,234 --> 01:06:13,435
All right.
I got this.
1460
01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:14,970
Colt. Colt.
Yeah, Marty.
1461
01:06:15,004 --> 01:06:16,171
Yeah.
Listen.
1462
01:06:16,205 --> 01:06:17,539
I've been thinking
about this.
1463
01:06:17,573 --> 01:06:19,174
Mm-hmm. Yeah?
The queen.
1464
01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:21,443
You've gotta get
really close to take her out,
1465
01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:24,112
and bullets
aren't gonna do it.
1466
01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:25,714
You need an explosion,
1467
01:06:25,748 --> 01:06:27,882
and you know what happens
if she explodes?
1468
01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,818
It's a death wish
for anyone nearby.
1469
01:06:29,852 --> 01:06:31,786
Okay. So let's
use a remote.
1470
01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:33,855
It's moving,
and it's very hot.
1471
01:06:33,889 --> 01:06:35,490
Who's gonna
slap it on, anyway?
1472
01:06:35,524 --> 01:06:37,058
And besides, remember,
this is C-4.
1473
01:06:37,093 --> 01:06:38,994
That stuff's
gonna go off by itself,
1474
01:06:39,028 --> 01:06:40,862
like it or not.
So how long?
1475
01:06:40,896 --> 01:06:44,399
10, 20 seconds tops.
1476
01:06:44,433 --> 01:06:46,201
Look, man, that was
a really good speech,
1477
01:06:46,235 --> 01:06:48,670
but, um--oh, oh,
okay, great speech,
1478
01:06:48,704 --> 01:06:51,039
but we're gonna need
more than speeches.
1479
01:06:51,073 --> 01:06:54,175
Just make sure
those bombs go off.
1480
01:06:54,210 --> 01:06:56,177
Oh, we will.
1481
01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:04,586
You both just stay
here, and you'll
be safe, okay?
1482
01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:06,688
Okay.
And, Wyatt,
1483
01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:08,656
I'm counting
on you, okay?
1484
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:10,325
Okay.
You be a good boy.
1485
01:07:10,359 --> 01:07:11,326
I will.
1486
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,061
You watch your mother.
1487
01:07:13,095 --> 01:07:14,562
All right.
1488
01:07:14,597 --> 01:07:16,531
Promise me
you'll come back.
1489
01:07:16,565 --> 01:07:17,866
I promise.
1490
01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:20,502
Okay.
1491
01:07:20,536 --> 01:07:22,804
Don't worry.
1492
01:07:26,275 --> 01:07:27,842
And how 'bout you?
1493
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,078
You want to go
to a Dodger game
when I come back?
1494
01:07:30,112 --> 01:07:31,346
Yeah.
1495
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:33,048
Hate to interrupt
a family moment,
1496
01:07:33,082 --> 01:07:34,949
but it's go time.
1497
01:07:34,984 --> 01:07:36,918
Okay.
Okay.
1498
01:07:36,952 --> 01:07:37,952
All right.
1499
01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:41,756
I love you.
1500
01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:44,726
It's gonna be okay.
1501
01:07:56,639 --> 01:07:59,274
This is alpha.
We are nearing
the first drop.
1502
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:07,048
The first bomb is away.
1503
01:08:12,955 --> 01:08:14,722
Roger that.
This is Bravo team.
1504
01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:16,458
We're nearing
the second crater.
1505
01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:25,800
Two is away.
Repeat, two is away.
1506
01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:27,435
We'll show them,
stupid spider,
1507
01:08:27,470 --> 01:08:29,971
good kung fu
fighting technique.
1508
01:08:30,005 --> 01:08:32,607
It is eerily quiet
on the streets of Los Angeles
1509
01:08:32,641 --> 01:08:35,243
as the greater
metro area smolders
1510
01:08:35,277 --> 01:08:37,645
under the crippling
volcanic eruptions
1511
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,014
and the onslaught
of lavalantulas
1512
01:08:40,049 --> 01:08:42,016
that have been thrust up
from their nest,
1513
01:08:42,051 --> 01:08:43,952
decimating everything
in their path.
1514
01:08:43,986 --> 01:08:46,121
Now the residents
that were evacuated earlier
1515
01:08:46,155 --> 01:08:48,456
are long gone,
hopefully to safety.
1516
01:08:48,491 --> 01:08:52,427
Those who remain are
hunkered down under martial law.
1517
01:08:52,461 --> 01:08:54,596
Let me tell you,
even though this small area
1518
01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:56,197
might seem safe for now,
1519
01:08:56,232 --> 01:08:59,467
no one inside the city
and the ring of fire are safe.
1520
01:08:59,502 --> 01:09:02,137
Rescue efforts are
still being hindered,
1521
01:09:02,171 --> 01:09:03,872
so all of these brave residents,
1522
01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:06,975
all they can do is
sit and wait and pray.
1523
01:09:10,012 --> 01:09:11,980
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
1524
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:24,659
Hey, man, I'm gonna
need some backup.
1525
01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:26,528
There's lots
of spiders here.
1526
01:09:26,562 --> 01:09:28,963
Don't worry, Teddy.
Cavalry's
on its way.
1527
01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:39,807
All right, now.
1528
01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:41,509
I'm here. Come on!
1529
01:09:41,544 --> 01:09:43,745
Come on! Come on!
1530
01:09:43,779 --> 01:09:46,881
I got something
for you and your mama!
1531
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,684
Take that! Come on!
1532
01:09:53,088 --> 01:09:55,557
Ah! Ah!
1533
01:09:57,726 --> 01:09:58,826
I need some help here.
1534
01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:00,929
I need some help!
1535
01:10:00,963 --> 01:10:02,564
Full power.
1536
01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:09,070
Oh.
1537
01:10:09,104 --> 01:10:10,305
Oh.
1538
01:10:12,308 --> 01:10:13,908
Hoo.
1539
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,047
Move it! Move it!
Oh, guys...
1540
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:21,749
Come on,
come on, come on!
1541
01:10:21,784 --> 01:10:22,784
Teddy.
Come on!
1542
01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:25,987
Come on.
1543
01:10:27,423 --> 01:10:29,657
Come on,
you suckers.
1544
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,628
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
1545
01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,072
What?
They're gone.
1546
01:10:44,106 --> 01:10:45,940
Well, it worked,
didn't it?
1547
01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:47,575
Yeah.
1548
01:10:47,610 --> 01:10:49,277
Okay.
What's the plan, Colt?
1549
01:10:49,311 --> 01:10:50,878
Uh, you know
how we always say
1550
01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:53,248
that making a film
is like war?
1551
01:10:53,282 --> 01:10:54,949
Yeah.
Yeah.
1552
01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:57,585
Well, let's hope that this war
is like making a film.
1553
01:10:57,620 --> 01:10:58,920
What does that mean?
1554
01:10:58,954 --> 01:11:00,054
Means I need you
to plant those bombs.
1555
01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:01,556
Okay, but what
does that mean?
1556
01:11:01,590 --> 01:11:03,157
Means I need you
to plant those bombs.
1557
01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,293
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Colton!
1558
01:11:05,327 --> 01:11:08,496
Colt! Come back here, Colt .44!
Come back here!
1559
01:11:08,530 --> 01:11:11,099
Uh, your attention please.
Colton has gone rogue.
1560
01:11:11,133 --> 01:11:13,801
Everybody keep going.
The plan remains the same.
1561
01:11:13,836 --> 01:11:15,937
Repeat, it remains
the same, all right? Out.
1562
01:11:15,971 --> 01:11:17,505
What is he doing?
1563
01:11:17,539 --> 01:11:19,841
He's just being
your father.
I don't--
1564
01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:22,610
Keep moving, laddies.
We've got to win this one.
1565
01:11:22,645 --> 01:11:24,345
Freedom!
1566
01:12:19,935 --> 01:12:20,935
Damn it!
1567
01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:47,028
Marty. Marty.
Come in, Marty.
1568
01:12:47,062 --> 01:12:48,830
There you are, man.
1569
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,232
Hey, where are you?
Exactly where are you?
1570
01:12:51,266 --> 01:12:54,268
You'll know in a little bit.
1571
01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:55,536
What's our status?
1572
01:12:55,571 --> 01:12:57,238
You got
those bombs planted?
1573
01:12:57,272 --> 01:12:58,272
Red 3 standing by.
1574
01:12:58,307 --> 01:12:59,841
Red 2 standing by.
1575
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:01,409
Red 5 standing by.
1576
01:13:01,443 --> 01:13:03,077
R2, shut up.
I'm busy, man.
1577
01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:04,512
Standing by, man.
Great.
1578
01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:06,447
I'm counting on you,
Marty.
1579
01:13:06,482 --> 01:13:08,916
I'm counting on you.
1580
01:13:08,951 --> 01:13:10,385
We gonna be
all right, Colt.
1581
01:13:10,419 --> 01:13:12,286
You just make sure
you don't get dead.
1582
01:13:26,969 --> 01:13:29,704
Colt, I really hope
you're there,
1583
01:13:29,738 --> 01:13:31,806
'cause if you've got a plan,
now's the time.
1584
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,708
Yeah, I got a plan.
1585
01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:34,809
It's go time.
1586
01:13:34,843 --> 01:13:37,078
Go time?
Go where time?
1587
01:13:37,112 --> 01:13:38,479
What--Where are you?
1588
01:13:38,514 --> 01:13:41,115
I found a little party
I want to drop in on.
1589
01:13:52,361 --> 01:13:53,761
Make some music, Teddy.
1590
01:13:53,796 --> 01:13:57,565
On my mark,
3, 2, 1.
1591
01:13:57,599 --> 01:13:59,033
We're rolling.
1592
01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:14,982
Oh.
1593
01:14:17,019 --> 01:14:18,586
One didn't go off.
1594
01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:19,787
Push it again.
1595
01:14:19,822 --> 01:14:20,788
I'm pushing it.
1596
01:14:22,658 --> 01:14:23,624
Oh, my gosh.
1597
01:14:23,659 --> 01:14:26,694
Oh, my...
1598
01:14:28,197 --> 01:14:29,530
Load up.
Load up.
1599
01:14:29,565 --> 01:14:32,700
- Yah!
- What the...
1600
01:14:32,734 --> 01:14:33,801
Yah!
1601
01:14:33,836 --> 01:14:35,369
Incoming!
1602
01:14:35,404 --> 01:14:37,472
Incoming!
Let's go! Go! Go! Go!
1603
01:14:37,506 --> 01:14:38,606
Go!
Take 'em out!
1604
01:14:40,075 --> 01:14:42,009
Over there.
Tighten the flank!
1605
01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:43,945
Tighten the flank!
Don't let 'em through!
1606
01:14:43,979 --> 01:14:45,480
Hold 'em!
1607
01:14:45,514 --> 01:14:46,848
Back up. Back up!
Hold the line.
1608
01:14:46,882 --> 01:14:49,617
Come on.
Hold the line!
1609
01:14:49,651 --> 01:14:51,486
Watch your flank!
Watch your flank, guys!
1610
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,387
Tighten it up!
Tighten it up!
1611
01:14:53,422 --> 01:14:55,256
That's it! Spray 'em!
1612
01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:06,467
Ah...
1613
01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:09,370
What we gonna do?
How am I gonna spray that, man?
1614
01:15:09,404 --> 01:15:10,638
She's bigger than
the damn buildings.
1615
01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:12,773
Mama's home.
1616
01:15:15,277 --> 01:15:19,847
If anybody's got a Plan B,
uh, how 'bout now?
1617
01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:28,689
She's not just bad.
She's big.
1618
01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:29,924
Really big.
1619
01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:35,496
C-4 now.
1620
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:38,032
Oh, you're kidding me.
What?
1621
01:15:38,066 --> 01:15:39,600
Where the hell is it?
1622
01:15:39,635 --> 01:15:42,069
I know where it is.
1623
01:15:52,247 --> 01:15:54,048
All right, Colt.
1624
01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:55,449
Action.
1625
01:15:55,484 --> 01:15:57,018
Unbelievable.
1626
01:15:57,052 --> 01:15:59,353
Let's hope this works.
1627
01:16:02,257 --> 01:16:03,257
Whoa!
1628
01:16:05,928 --> 01:16:07,194
Go! Go!
Let's go!
1629
01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:09,030
Go! Go!
Get out of here!
1630
01:16:09,064 --> 01:16:10,498
Run! Run!
Everybody, run!
1631
01:16:17,005 --> 01:16:18,105
No. No, no, no!
No, no, no!
1632
01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:19,874
Whoa! Ow!
1633
01:16:19,908 --> 01:16:21,475
Ow! Ow!
1634
01:16:24,813 --> 01:16:26,414
Steady. Come on, steady.
1635
01:16:26,448 --> 01:16:27,648
Whoa. Ow! Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
1636
01:16:27,683 --> 01:16:29,684
Ow!
1637
01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,657
Oh ho. Okay.
1638
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,928
Ooh.
1639
01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:42,129
Aah! Whoo!
1640
01:16:42,164 --> 01:16:43,598
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
That's hot!
1641
01:16:43,632 --> 01:16:44,699
Ow!
1642
01:16:46,868 --> 01:16:48,936
Hi, baby.
1643
01:16:56,945 --> 01:16:59,213
Nice mouth.
1644
01:17:11,059 --> 01:17:12,760
And in breaking news,
1645
01:17:12,794 --> 01:17:14,762
while airlifts
are finally under way,
1646
01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:18,366
evacuating the rest
of the civilians from the area,
1647
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:21,802
one man and his ragtag team of--
and you're hearing this right--
1648
01:17:21,837 --> 01:17:25,106
film crew actually
devised a successful plan
1649
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:27,108
to take down
the queen lavalantula
1650
01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:29,143
and send the rest
of these creatures back down
1651
01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:32,647
to their fiery home thousands
of feet below the city.
1652
01:17:32,681 --> 01:17:35,116
That hero is none other
than Colton West,
1653
01:17:35,150 --> 01:17:38,352
who, against all odds,
risked life and limb
1654
01:17:38,387 --> 01:17:40,488
to save this still great city.
1655
01:17:40,522 --> 01:17:42,823
And all that this reporter
can say,
1656
01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:46,460
in the now infamous words
of Colton West, is nice job.
1657
01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:59,740
Oh, hey, buddy.
Come on. Come on.
1658
01:17:59,775 --> 01:18:00,741
Over here.
1659
01:18:00,776 --> 01:18:02,043
Hey, come on. Oh.
1660
01:18:02,077 --> 01:18:03,678
Come on.
Come on. We got you.
1661
01:18:03,712 --> 01:18:05,046
Oh, thank you.
We got you.
1662
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:06,213
Ho ho ho. Step up.
1663
01:18:06,248 --> 01:18:08,149
You all right?
Yeah.
1664
01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:10,317
You still--Oh, yeah.
Aw, man. Ow!
1665
01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:11,519
Nice suit.
Yeah.
1666
01:18:11,553 --> 01:18:13,421
I'm really glad
you kept it.
1667
01:18:13,455 --> 01:18:15,256
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
1668
01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,159
Dad!
1669
01:18:18,193 --> 01:18:20,494
Dad! Dad! Dad!
1670
01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:21,996
I'm fine, my son.
1671
01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:23,831
Dad, I was watching
the news the whole time,
1672
01:18:23,865 --> 01:18:25,366
It was so cool!
My good boy.
1673
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:26,434
Oh, he's a good boy.
1674
01:18:26,468 --> 01:18:28,335
You are crazy.
Oh, yeah.
1675
01:18:28,370 --> 01:18:30,037
You know that?
Oh, yeah.
1676
01:18:30,072 --> 01:18:31,605
Honey, I really hurt.
I think I broke--
1677
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,340
Come on. Come on.
I think I broke my face.
1678
01:18:33,375 --> 01:18:34,675
Get him out of here.
1679
01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,277
Oh, I think--I gotta
go to the hospital.
1680
01:18:36,311 --> 01:18:37,378
But, Dad...
Yeah?
1681
01:18:37,412 --> 01:18:38,612
Dad, you did it.
Yeah. Yeah.
1682
01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:39,747
The West family did it.
1683
01:18:39,781 --> 01:18:40,848
Yeah, we did it.
We all did.
1684
01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:42,416
I think I did
a lot of it,
1685
01:18:42,451 --> 01:18:43,918
but I think
we did it together.
1686
01:18:43,952 --> 01:18:46,787
I smell a sequel
coming on.
1687
01:18:46,822 --> 01:18:49,090
"Red Rocket 2"?
1688
01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:50,424
"Attack
of the Lavalantulas."
1689
01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:51,425
Ah.
1690
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,426
Everybody gets a suit.
1691
01:18:52,461 --> 01:18:53,594
I want a suit.
1692
01:18:53,628 --> 01:18:55,362
Well, you could
put me in mine.
1693
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:56,597
Ooh, I like that.
1694
01:18:56,631 --> 01:18:57,932
Oh, yeah, baby.
1695
01:18:59,334 --> 01:19:00,301
Yeah. Aw, yeah.
1696
01:19:00,335 --> 01:19:02,636
Aw, yeah, baby.
1697
01:19:02,671 --> 01:19:04,438
♪ Red Rocket
in the house, yo ♪
1698
01:19:04,473 --> 01:19:06,707
We thinking about
all kinds of Red
Rocket products.
1699
01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:07,942
Yeah.
Red Rocket tacos.
1700
01:19:07,976 --> 01:19:09,777
Red Rocket lipstick.
1701
01:19:09,811 --> 01:19:11,078
Red Rocket lipstick.
1702
01:19:11,113 --> 01:19:12,713
Red Rocket burritos,
Red-ritos.
1703
01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,381
Red Rocket shoes.
Ha ha ha ha.
1704
01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,649
Red Rocket rockets.
1705
01:19:15,684 --> 01:19:17,651
Red Rocket rockets.
Y-Yeah.
1706
01:19:17,686 --> 01:19:21,455
...against the Mamalantula
and lavalantulas
1707
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,925
have brought an end to
a chaotic and terrifying day.
1708
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,660
But many wonder aloud
1709
01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:29,730
if this is the last
we've seen of the lavalantulas.
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