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These credit card companies
want to know everything.
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Married or single.
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Hate that box.
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Mother's maiden name.
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Kennedy.
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Miss Fine, wasn't lying on my
gold card application enough?
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Niles, I told you,
I was just trying to
make you sound better.
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By listing my occupation
as Frasier's brother?
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Meanwhile, the guy won
the Emmy.
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They upped your limit.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Oh.
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Fran...
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Oh, my God, Val, something
horrible happened?
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Oh, God, Fran,
I'm so sorry.
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Somebody died?
Somebody famous?
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Danny.
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Danny Thomas, Danny Kaye.
[GASPS] Danny Bonaduce!
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Oh, and he was so young!
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Who would have thought
that he would have gone
before Ruben Kincaid?
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Fran, I'm talking about
Danny Imperiali,
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your ex-fiancé.
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Oh, him. Well, when you got
to go, you got to go.
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He didn't die.
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He's getting married.
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No! No! Danny, why?
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Danny! Why Danny?
Why not me first?
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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SINGER:♪♪ She was workingin a bridal shopin Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriendkicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushingto the Sheffields' door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was thereto sell makeup,but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there! ♪♪
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♪♪ That's howshe became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed thatthe girl we've described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly whatthe doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such joie de vivre! ♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in redwhen everybody elseis wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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NILES:So, anyway, you didn'thear it from me,
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but Fran starts guessing
Danny Thomas, Danny Kaye,
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but Val meant Danny,
her ex-fiancé,
who's worse than dead.
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He got engaged.
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You lie.
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As if.
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Niles, that is quite enough
gossip, thank you.
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Sorry, sir.
So who's Danny marrying?
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Heather Biblo.
No!
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That tramp that stole him away
from Miss Fine?
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Mmm-hmm. But you didn't hear it
from me.
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Pass the cream.
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Oy! I'm plotzing
from this news.
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Well, this is going
to destroy Miss Fine.
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Oh, look out.
Here she comes.
Everyone act normal.
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I should serve.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Beautiful day, isn't it?
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Now, Miss Fine, we all know
what you're going through.
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It's not healthy for you to
keep
it all bottled up inside.
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You've got to
let it all out.
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Niles, you had to tell
everyone?
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Meanwhile, if you're so
concerned about my problem,
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how come I don't see any stewed
prunes on the table?
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No, no, Miss Fine.
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I'm talking about your
ex-fiancé
marrying Heather Biblo.
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Oh, that. I could care less.
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Let somebody else comb the
tangles out of his back.
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I'm telling you, it doesn't
bother me.
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Oh, come on, how long have
you people known me?
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What's the first thing I do
when I'm upset?
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Eat a box of Mallomars.
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Uh, rentThe Way We Were.
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Ah, blame your mother.
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[BOTH TOGETHER] Good answer.
Good answer.
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Well, you see, I haven't
done anything
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weird or bizarre or
out of the ordinary.
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Who ordered a power drill?
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Ooh, that would be me.
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Right over here.
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Oh, yes. I am definitely
getting the matching
table saw for this baby.
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Fran, if you're depressed,
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buying things won't make you
happy.
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Oh, sweetie,
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you're a very wise
little girl, Gracie.
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I'll buy you a toy.
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Hey, if she's happy,
I'm happy.
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Miss Fine, what on earth
are you going to do with
a power drill?
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I'll find some use
for it.
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Like what?
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Uh, latte.
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SINGER:♪♪ My mama told me,"You better shop around" ♪♪
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SINGER:♪♪ Shop ♪♪
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SINGER:♪♪ Ooh, yeah,you better shop around ♪♪
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SINGER:♪♪ Shop, shop ♪♪
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SINGER:♪♪ My mama told me,"You better shop around" ♪♪
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SINGER:♪♪ Shop ♪♪
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SINGER:♪♪ Don't letthe first one get you ♪♪
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♪♪ Oh, no,'cause I don'twanna see her with you ♪♪
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♪♪ Before you let himhold you tight ♪♪
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♪♪ Hey, yeah,make sure she's all right ♪♪
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FRAN: Okay, honey, there's one
more place we gotta check out.
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Jersey.
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Fran, I'm tired. I can't
shop anymore.
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Oh, what are you,
an amateur?
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We haven't even hit
Ann Taylor's,
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Contempo Casuals
or the Limited.
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Hop on my back.
Hop on my back.
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Fran, you're scaring me.
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You buy something every time
you mention his name.
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Whose name?
Danny.
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Oh, could I have this
in mushroom, please?
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Fran, I think you're upset
because Danny's engaged.
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Oh, you are so off base,
Gracie.
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Oh, would you look at how
gorgeous this dress is!
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I wish it came in black.
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Oh!
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Donna Karan Lounge Wear,
third floor.
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-Oh, oh!
-Giorgio sale, on two.
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Makeovers at our
Prescriptives counter.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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Fran, I think you have
a problem.
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Oh, you're not kidding,
honey.
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Look at those animals
over there.
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They're all grabbing
at the fake Gucci belts.
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Sweetie, work with me.
Work with me.
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Help, help, help! I had
shellfish, and I'm allergic.
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Help! Help!
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Grab the belts.
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Help, help, help, help!
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The suedes, the suedes.
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Niles, what the devil
are those things?
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Brrr Animals freezer treats.
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It's our hostess gift for
throwing the Tupperware party.
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What? Here?
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Yes. Didn't Miss Fine
tell you?
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No. Well, if she had, I never
would have agreed to it.
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Then she made
the right choice.
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Anyway, Val is now selling
Tupperware, and I thought...
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It's all right, Niles.
Just spare me the details.
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All right. But it's about
Danny and Heather Biblo.
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All right, Niles.
Come on, dish.
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Well, you didn't hear it
from me,
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but Heather wants Val
out of the bridal shop,
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so Danny fired her.
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He didn't.
He did.
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Danish ring?
No. I'm watching.
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Speaking of, Val gained back
the five pounds she lost.
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Well, I was going to say...
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Oh, no, sir, I, um--I would
wait
until they thaw a bit.
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Otherwise, they stick to
your tongue.
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Oh, these look yummy.
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Have one.
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Mmm.
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[EXCLAIMING]
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[MUMBLING]
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Niles, what did she say?
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I believe she just quit,
sir.
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[MUMBLING]
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[EXCLAIMING]
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C.C., I can't understand
a word you're saying.
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She's very uncomfortable
in that dress, sir,
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and should never have tried to
squeeze into a size 6.
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She said that?
No. But isn't it obvious?
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I'm gonna kill you.
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Oh, all right, all right.
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Just go outside and stick your
tongue out in the sun.
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Really?
Mmm-hmm.
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All right.
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Niles, why didn't you tell her,
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"Just put some
hot water on it"?
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Because it's not nearly
as funny. Look.
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Check this out.
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Do I look like I'm ready for
the
giant shalom or what?
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That's slalom, Miss Fine.
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And why did you buy a ski
outfit
when you don't even ski?
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What ski? If I even make it
out of the lodge in this,
it's going back.
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I got you some gifties.
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Oh, thank you.
What's all this for?
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Oh, you know,
I was just out,
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so I decided to pick up
a few little trinkets.
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Fran, the man wants to know
where to put the Soloflex.
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Oh, does--does he look like
the guy in the commercial?
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Uh-huh.
I'll show him.
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Daddy, I'm worried
about Fran.
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She's compensating for
feelings
of inadequacy
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by acting out with
obsessive-compulsive behavior.
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Now, Gracie, you spend more time
in therapy than Daddy does,
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so once again,
small words.
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She's nuts.
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[LISPING] Maxwell, what
Gracie is trying to say
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is that the woman's
a shopaholic.
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Sorry. Freezer burn.
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07-31, right.
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Expiration date?
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My guess, any second.
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Hello?
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[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
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Oh, come on in,
Mr. Sheffield.
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Wow! Would you look at the way
that steak just defrosted?
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Boy, I gotta get me
one of those.
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Miss Fine, we're all
a little concerned
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that your shopping's
got a bit out of hand.
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That's ridiculous. I only
bought
stuff I absolutely needed.
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Watch out for the saddle.
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Miss Fine, look at all this
junk!
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You've got towel racks
and a pasta maker,
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a box of hair coloring.
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Hair coloring? How did that
get there?
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I don't use that.
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Miss Fine, this is serious.
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You're a shopaholic.
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Oh... No, no, I'm not.
I'm not.
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I'm just a social shopper,
you know,
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once, twice a day just to take
the edge off.
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Miss Fine, it's obvious to
all
of us that you are in, uh--
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Denial.
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--denial.
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Is there a history of
shopping
in your family?
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No, no. I mean, you know,
my dad would,
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after work, stop off
and pick up a couple
of things with the boys.
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Did you start shopping
as a teenager?
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Well, all the girls
were doing it.
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Do you have to make a purchase
first thing in the morning?
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Are holidays especially rough
for you?
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Do you hide your purchases
around the house?
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No, no. It's not true,
I tell you.
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Miss Fine, you need help.
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No, I don't. I don't.
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I can stop whenever I want to.
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It's just...
I like it.
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I mean, when I go
to a department store
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just filled with
shiny new things,
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it's like all my problems
go away and I'm flying.
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Miss Fine, look at yourself.
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Oh, my God!
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Mr. Sheffield, you're right.
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I bought coral lipstick!
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I'm sick.
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I'm sick. I need help.
247
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:01,180
Mr. Sheffield, maybe you better
send me to one of those clinics,
248
00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:03,266
you know, where I could dry out.
249
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:06,830
Of course, I'm gonna need
a couple of things.
250
00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:14,453
Brighton, what on earth
are you doing
251
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,320
with a Victoria's Secret
catalog?
252
00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,480
I'm just getting the jump
on some Christmas shopping.
253
00:12:23,316 --> 00:12:25,166
Could I have her?
254
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,100
Give me that.
255
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,403
I'll throw that away
for you, sir.
256
00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:33,146
All right. Now listen, everyone.
257
00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:34,283
Miss Fine will be back
from her
258
00:12:34,316 --> 00:12:36,416
Shoppers Anonymous meeting
any second.
259
00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:39,350
So let's have no more
talk of shopping. Okay?
260
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,173
Hi, everyone.
261
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:44,120
Oh, Niles, that's far too
much.
Take half off, would you?
262
00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,270
Oh!
263
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,100
Oh, no, no. It's okay.
264
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:52,273
I don't want anybody walking
on
eggshells around me.
265
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,370
If I begin to falter,
266
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,330
I'll just say
my little prayer.
267
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,996
God give me the serenity
268
00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,270
to accept the things
that I cannot exchange--
269
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,430
change!
270
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,220
That's all right,
Miss Fine.
271
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,430
The important thing is
that you're getting help.
272
00:13:07,466 --> 00:13:10,826
That's the first step on the
road to your recovery.
273
00:13:10,116 --> 00:13:13,826
Well, actually,
the first step,
274
00:13:13,116 --> 00:13:15,196
according to my
12-step program,
275
00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:18,503
is to apologize
276
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:21,220
because my addiction has
affected all of you.
277
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,470
So, sorry.
278
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,450
Okay. Well, that was
easy.
279
00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:28,333
You know, she's right.
280
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,100
Fran's always dragging me
into stores,
281
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:33,133
making me buy whatever
looked good on me.
282
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,266
That's not gonna stop,
is it?
283
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:39,150
Margaret, you're not
helping.
284
00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:41,003
All right, Miss Fine,
what's step number two?
285
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:42,270
Uh, it's...
286
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:46,150
it's all smudgy. Let's move
on
to step number three.
287
00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,300
Oh, no. It's perfectly
clear.
288
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:51,173
"Cut up all credit cards."
289
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,300
Oh, no. That can't be right.
290
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,353
It's too cruel.
291
00:13:55,383 --> 00:13:58,453
I mean, they're like my kids.
292
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:05,300
See, this one's the oldest.
Gonna be 12 in June.
293
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,423
You should've seen
what this little guy
bought me for my birthday.
294
00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,230
Just give 'em up,
Miss Fine.
295
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:14,496
No, no. Oh, please, just let
me
keep the one with mileage.
296
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,180
I'm so close to Israel.
297
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,430
Miss Fine.
Oh.
298
00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:21,826
[SOBBING]
299
00:14:21,116 --> 00:14:23,496
Who goes first?
300
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:24,320
Oh, here. I'll take this one.
301
00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:26,400
It just gives me gas.
302
00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:37,346
Oh, I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna make it.
303
00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:39,383
It'll be all right,
Miss Fine.
304
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:41,416
You're just going through
withdrawal.
305
00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:45,500
I need to buy something.
306
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:46,350
Oh, it hurts.
307
00:14:46,383 --> 00:14:48,483
Oh, there she goes again,
sir.
308
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,380
I just need one fix
of the QVC--
309
00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:53,826
Oh, no.
--the QVC.
310
00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:56,346
Joan Rivers' bumblebee pin.
That's all I need!
311
00:14:56,383 --> 00:15:01,223
You hold her down, Niles.
I've got the credit card
receipt.
312
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,370
Oh, oh. [SNIFFING]
313
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:06,320
Ohhh! That's it.
314
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,480
Bloomingdale's. That's
the good stuff.
315
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,350
You'll be all right,
Miss Fine.
316
00:15:14,383 --> 00:15:16,833
I'll be with you tonight.
317
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,276
Oh, thank you,
Mr. Sheffield.
318
00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:22,416
Ah, well, when I say
I'll be with you,
319
00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:24,830
I mean, I'll stay with you.
320
00:15:24,116 --> 00:15:28,366
I-I don't actually mean
I'll be with you.
321
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:32,160
All right. You're not good
at moments, I see.
322
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,330
Sorry. I'm English.
323
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:39,480
Anyway, Mr. Sheffield,
I think that I'm over
the hump.
324
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,160
You go on to bed. I'll be up
in a few minutes.
325
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,250
Are you sure you'll be
all right?
326
00:15:43,283 --> 00:15:45,283
Yeah, I'll be fine.
Good night, Miss Fine.
327
00:15:45,316 --> 00:15:47,266
Good night, Mr. Sheffield.
328
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:50,380
Don't trust her, sir.
They get very sneaky.
329
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,466
They'll say or do anything
for a fix.
330
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,480
Oh, please, Niles, we're
talking about Miss--
331
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,200
She stole my wallet!
332
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:01,133
Miss Fine, do you have
my credit cards?
333
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,196
No!
Stay!
334
00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:07,176
[GROWLING]
335
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,366
MAXWELL: Give it to me. Give it
to me. Give it to me.
336
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,480
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
337
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,220
Drop, drop, drop it.
338
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,423
That's a good girl.
339
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:18,430
[WHIMPERING]
340
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:21,826
Good. Good.
341
00:16:21,116 --> 00:16:25,156
[♪♪♪]
342
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,170
Yes. Yes.
343
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,320
[MOANING] Oh, I want it.
344
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:35,200
Give it to me.
345
00:16:36,216 --> 00:16:39,396
Does it come in navy?
346
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:42,253
Miss Fine, wake up. Wake up,
Miss Fine. It's morning.
347
00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:46,383
We did it.
We did?
348
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:51,296
I didn't even feel anything.
Oh, but you were great,
Mr. Sheffield.
349
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:53,133
Oh, no, no. Miss Fine,
350
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:57,126
I mean you made it through the
night without buying anything.
351
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,316
Oh, I did.
352
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:02,420
And you know, they say that the
first 24 hours are the hardest.
353
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,450
So now the worst
is behind me.
354
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:07,153
All I have to do
is avoid temptation.
355
00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:10,303
Hi, Fran. I'm here to set up
for the Tupperware party.
356
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,200
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
hold me. Hold me.
357
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:17,133
Oh, Fran, I'm so sorry...
358
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,103
Niles, is the Tupperware
invasion over yet?
359
00:17:25,133 --> 00:17:29,003
Hmm? Oh, sorry, sir, just
admiring my bag-saver.
360
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,296
It's for storing old bags.
361
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:35,233
Here, Miss Babcock's always
wanted her own office.
362
00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:39,126
Niles, just tell me, how did
Miss Fine hold up?
363
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:43,156
Oh, she was fine through
the Jazzy Tumblers
and the RemarkaBowls,
364
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,470
when who should walk in
but Heather Biblo?
365
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,120
No.
Yes.
366
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,160
And she is out to here.
Preggers?
367
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,330
Well, you didn't hear it
from me.
368
00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:56,326
Poor, Miss Fine.
She must be devastated.
369
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,330
Well, you would have been
very proud of her, sir.
370
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,320
She gave me a big hug
371
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:02,280
and then went straight to her
Shoppers Anonymous meeting.
372
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,466
What?
373
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,250
Oh, very nice of her to give
you
a big hug, wasn't it?
374
00:18:07,283 --> 00:18:09,433
Oh, yes. I thought--
375
00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:11,366
Oh, stop her, sir.
376
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,180
I just cashed my check.
Do you know where she went?
377
00:18:14,216 --> 00:18:17,146
With what you pay me, probably
an outlet store in Jersey.
378
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:21,096
But you didn't hear that
from me.
379
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:28,333
FEMALE ANNOUNCER [OVER PA]:
Shoppers, the mallwill be closing in 10 minutes.
380
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:31,120
Oh, just one more
pair of earrings.
381
00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:34,330
Don't you think
you've had enough?
382
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:38,320
Just a couple of hoops
for the road, lady.
383
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:41,160
There you are, Miss Fine.
I've been looking for you
for hours.
384
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,160
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
go away.
385
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,420
I don't want you
to see me like this.
386
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:51,000
Okay.
387
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:55,470
Miss Fine, this--this shopping
is purely symptomatic.
388
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,370
You're transferring your
feelings of loss for Danny
389
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:02,230
by trying to fill the void in
your life with--with things.
390
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,166
Have you been
talking to Grace?
391
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,000
Yeah.
392
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:10,370
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, it's not
about losing Danny.
393
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,420
It's about what
it represents.
394
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:18,130
I mean, as long as he was
a single miserable loser,
I was happy.
395
00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:21,663
But now he's getting married.
396
00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,470
He's gonna have a family.
397
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,370
And what have I got?
398
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,250
I mean, the years
are passing me by,
399
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:31,123
27, 28, 29,
400
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,470
29, 29.
401
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,170
Miss Fine, your time will come.
402
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,280
You're a wonderful woman,
403
00:19:38,316 --> 00:19:41,326
and any man would be
thrilled to have you.
404
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:42,426
Well, I-I--
405
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:45,116
I don't mean exactly
have you. I mean...
406
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:49,230
All right, all right. You're
not good at moments, I know.
407
00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:53,376
Look, Miss Fine, I... I know
you
want a family of your own,
408
00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:55,426
but, well, in the meantime,
409
00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:57,216
do you think
you could settle
410
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,120
for three children who
adore you
411
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:03,330
and a man whose life would be
very empty without you?
412
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:07,320
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
that's very sweet.
413
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:12,830
But even Danny, who is the
biggest schnook in the world,
414
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:14,346
has found someone to love.
415
00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:17,383
What if that doesn't happen
to me?
416
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,126
Don't you ever
feel that way?
417
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,496
Yes, I...
418
00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:46,496
I...oh, I'm...
419
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,430
I'm terribly sorry,
Miss Fine.
420
00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:49,426
I-I really shouldn't
have done that.
421
00:20:49,466 --> 00:20:54,366
It's--it's just that you
were so--and I was--
422
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,470
and you were--
423
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,280
Where?
424
00:20:58,316 --> 00:21:01,376
Where are you, Miss--
Oh, my God, Miss Fine!
425
00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:08,116
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
what are you doing here?
426
00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:09,370
Are you all right?
427
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,430
Well, what happened?
428
00:21:11,466 --> 00:21:13,426
What? You don't remember?
429
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:15,166
No.
430
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:19,450
Gee, I must have had one of
those shoppers' blackouts.
431
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:22,150
You know, a girl in our group
432
00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:24,423
had one the day after
Thanksgiving.
433
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:29,380
They found her buried in a
sales
bin of Calvin Klein jeans,
434
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:33,316
the Loose Fit. How's that
for humiliating?
435
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,126
Miss, I'm closing
the register.
436
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,376
Would you like me
to ring these up?
437
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:42,246
Oh, sure. If you don't mind,
just put them all in--
438
00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:45,153
Oh, come to think of it...
439
00:21:45,183 --> 00:21:48,123
Yeah, I don't think
I want them anymore.
440
00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:51,280
Gee, I don't know
what happened,
441
00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:55,656
but whatever it was, it was
exactly what I needed.
442
00:21:56,433 --> 00:21:58,503
You know, it's strange.
443
00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:01,180
I think I'm over that
whole shopping thing,
444
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:06,366
but suddenly I've got such
an urge for a cigarette.
445
00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:14,170
[♪♪♪]
446
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,830
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