Original subtitles

Starring HAJI SUZUKI and ONN-CHAN

HIKARU OTSUBO, KYOKO HARA and RAKUMARO SANYUTEI

KOTA MORI and TOMIO WATANABE

KOJI KITA and RANKO (CONTINENTAL KIDS)

Your memory will never return.

Still, we're going to release you.

Good luck out there.

Hey... how much? How much... Huh?

What's your problem? Are you hungry?

Come on.

You can live here with me.

It's Pinocchio. But what about the number?

I see... Pinocchio.

Starting today... you're going to learn our language.

First say PINOCCHIO... Pi - no - cchi - o.

I'm not joking! I spent a lot of money!

So what are you gonna do about this?!

I've never seen such an impotent bastard before!

He doesn't know what an erection is!

I'm sorry. Narishima is out at the moment.

I do apologize. Yes... yes...

He'll call you back. Yes.

You're this excited already?

I'll drive you wild tonight.

Stop that! Stop doing that!

I'm so sorry, ma'am.

We try to do our best for the client.

But remember, you're dealing with living things.

You've lost my trust.

I will make it right again!

Save the speech! I want another one. One that is constantly erect!

I want this one!

Eiko, this one would be better for you.

Now, about the collection of 964...

Oh, that? Nothing but trash.

Wait, did you...

I was pissed off, so I threw him out. Is there a problem?

You made a big mistake...

Do you understand that because 964 is out there somewhere...

We run the risk of everyone finding out about this?

I'll give you a new Pinocchio, Eiko, but if you do this again, I'll have you rubbed out!

Such attitude!

You made the contract with him. What is a Pinocchio anyway?

Try to say it; Pi-no - cchi-o! Pi-no-cchi-o!

That's good! You said it! That's your name! Pinocchio!

964 is missing. - Oh no! Look for him. - Yes, sir!

Wait! We must keep it very secretive. Find him quickly - Yes, sir!

Himiko.

Pinocchio! P-Pinocchio! - Himiko.

Not Pinocchio... Say Himiko. - Hi-mi-ko.

Himiko... Himiko.

What's wrong? Are you hungry? Here.

I know, you have to use the bathroom.

Himiko! Himiko!

You can talk after all!

Hey!

Who am I?!

What's going on? Hey!

I don't know. I'd like to know myself.

What's going on?

Why am I here?

I don't know anything! What's wrong with me?

Please tell me what's going on!

Don't panic. OK?

You couldn't talk until just a minute ago. You're improving.

You look like you're in a good mood.

My wife finally agreed to adopting a child. Great, huh?

The climbing season starts tomorrow.

Pass me the paper. - Okay.

After we complete this map, people like us will have a better life.

Then we won't need a memory to live in this town.

I'm getting something to drink. Wait here.

Sorry to bother you when you're busy.

We're looking for someone. He has just a patch of hair.

No, he's not totally bald, just a little patch in front.

He's about this tall and his name is Pinocchio.

Thanks to the silly asses of the world, I can make a fortune.

I am a Cupid for the people in the world.

I give old ladies with big tits a blow of sexual shock.

That's the only way to save them.

Pinocchio! What's wrong? What's wrong?!

What's wrong? Tell me, what's wrong?!

Where does it hurt? Show me! Let me see! Tell me!

I'll help you. Come here.

Are you sure I'll be alright?

Don't worry. I'll take care of you.

What happened to you?

I don't know. It hurts really bad.

Pinocchio, it'll be alright. You'll be fine now...

...and forever.

Himiko! You're hurting me!

Ha! I tricked your silly ass!

You stupid asshole! Who will help you now? You'll be like this forever!

Excuse me? Excuse me?!

Excuse me?

Never mind that guy.

Are you hungry?! Eat it. Eat it more! This is a great lunch for you! Eat every bit!

Eat it! Eat the noodles! Don't spit it out!

Eat the noodles! More noodles! Eat all of the noodles!

How does that taste?!

If I melt these metal cuffs and put them in your mouth...

...you'll visit Hell!

Raw wheat, raw rice and raw eggs...

Let them rot and then shove them in your mouth.

Where is 964? - Maybe he's...

No! This can't be happening! This is too weird!

Why can't we find him? He doesn't have a will of his own!

He's just an imbecile! He could be lying dead in the street. That'd save us time!

Is the next Pinocchio ready for delivery?

Yes, but we don't have enough for this month's orders.

What are you talking about?!

Keep selling them, no matter what! Idiots are everywhere!

Increase our production and sell them off!

How... How do we do it?

Figure it out for yourself. Just contact us when you find him.

Please wait! That's not fair! Wait! Please wait!

I don't know what to do.

There he is.

You're looking for Pinocchio, aren't you?

How do you know about the Pinocchio? - I know where he is.

How do you know anything about him?

You'll take all the credit.

Hurry up. You'll see.

Hurry up.

Come on, come on, come on.

Pinocchio is in here.

Now what?

Is he dead? - I don't know.

I... I...

Don't move. I'll contact my boss. Stay here.

A phone!

Answer, dammit!

I found him! I found Pinocchio!

Hold on. It's Shimada.

He found Pinocchio.

Where are you?

I see! Stay there! Don't try to do anything yourself.

Do you hear me?! Okay!

Where's Nagashima?! - He had an emergency!

This is more important! Where is he? Plus there's a girl with Pinocchio! Kill her!

This is very toxic. The gas will kill a person immediately without any sign of foul play.

What about the 964?

Bring him back here. He needs to be reprogrammed!

Yes, sir. - Wait! Look at this!

You have ten bullets, but one is enough.

Get a hold of Nagashima! I'm not carrying this heavy thing! You do it.

You're a goody two-shoes.

How does he expect me to find Nagishima? Where the hell is he?

But we...

I know we can't adopt. I don't have time to wait.

I have to do it myself. Otherwise... I can't wait forever.

That's right! My wife said we could adopt!

My wife will be happy with a daughter. I did it. I did it. I have a daughter now!

I'm done waiting for that asshole!

I'll show him! We can do it alone!

Hurry up!

I've been waiting forever.

What are you going to do? - Let's just do it.

We gotta kill that bitch!

Why? Why do we have to kill her? Why?

Shut up!

What the...?

Don't do it!

You asked for it!

Why? Why isn't he dead?! - Kill him or we'll die! He's not human!

Die!

Die!

How?!

Himik-ooooooo!

What's taking so long? He's our company's secret!

Is everything prepared for the operation? - Yes.

Bastards! Those three are useless!

I pay them good money. What fuck-ups they are!

I'm busy! I don't have time for this shit!

They're eating up all of my money!

We can't let him get away!

We must kill him. - We should go back now.

Where did he go? - Let's get back to the company!

What do I do? - Come with me and hurry up!

Boss! Help us Boss! - What is it?

He got away!

What?! What the hell were you assholes doing?

He recognized us. He saw me and knew who I was.

What? - It's not possible...

His memory came back? That's what you said?!

This can't be happening.

He's coming here.

Who are you?

You must kill him!

Get away from me!

Here he comes!

He's here. He came to ask you for help!

What are you going to do? - Shut up! He's just an idiot!

What will you do?

We must catch him!

Narishima!

Help me!

It's impossible! Fucking impossible!

Help me! Please... help... me!

The only way we can help you is by killing you!

Monsters must be destroyed! Don't bother us!

Be nice and die quickly!

Help me!

Do something! I hired you for this!

What do you expect me to do?!

What can I do? Why do you always ask me?!

You said you would help me!

Why do I have to die? I'm a genius... Why?

Die!

Explode!

Help me.

Why don't you help me?

I'll show you! I'll show you why!

How do you like this?!

Oh. This is much better.

Everything is so clear. It feels so good!