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NARRATOR: [ON TELEVISION] The laptop's motion data capabilities,

its high definition screen and its intersystem dialogue

are features which set the Mirage XT at the cutting edge of PC technology.

Five years of research and development have gone into the creation

of this powerful yet portable...

George, you're driving yourself crazy.

How many times are you going to watch this?

[SIGHS] What a waste.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

The Benco files. Do the auditors need them?

No. Pack them.

And what about this?

What's that?

No, this is useless. Shred it... No, no, no, I'll keep it. I'll keep it.

One more thing.

A reference. Mmm-hmm.

No, type it up. I'll sign It later. I've got it right here.

Here.

Julie, I'm sorry about the way things worked out.

If you need any other references, please let me know.

Good luck.

Morning.

Five years of hard work.

That's all I remember of us.

And I want you to know that it is nobody's fault.

Especially those of you in this conference room.

This is the list from upstairs.

Some of you will be staying on with the new owners,

the Gladstone group.

The rest will be, terminated, effective December 15th.

I hate to see this group disintegrate,

and I'm going to do everything I can do to stop it.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

You've got to be out of your mind! That... That's called a goddamn kickback!

I know. [SIGHS]

But you can call it, "creative invoicing."

No way, George. No fucking way.

Nobody's going to find out,

not with the kind of money they've been pissing away.

Since the takeover, nobody knows what anybody else is doing.

I'm approving the invoices! I can slip it in there.

We'll raise the money.

Nobody's going to invest in something that's gone down the toilet.

We have something here.

I'm not going to let these jerks piss it away.

We can prove them wrong.

My dad left me a warehouse in Reno.

And he left me some very friendly bank connections.

I can get the team there.

It'll be the perfect place to set up the new company.

All you have to do, is do a little song and dance with your bookkeeping.

You get me the cash, I'll drive it up to Reno. That way we avoid the IRS.

Nevada's got a great corporate tax system.

JIM: You're crossing the line, George.

GEORGE: Don't make me feel like this.

I'm not buying a yacht and sailing to the Bahamas.

I'm investing this in something that we believed in.

Something you believed in.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

I've got a phone. I can call for help.

CHEVY: No, it's okay. Uh, I'm fine.

It's his stomach!

His stomach?

He's got bad ulcers. Hey!

I guess that's what made him crash.

Can you give us a ride to the next town?

What about the car?

Forget the car, man. It's trashed.

[SHOUTING AND COUGHING]

Sorry about this.

Can you help me with the luggage?

We really appreciate this. Mmm-hmm.

We really do.

Uh, thank you for your help there, Mr. O'Brien.

Do I know you?

I... [CLEARS THROAT] It's your nametag.

All packed.

[CLEARS THROAT]

This is a nice car.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[PATTI WHISTLING OUT OF TUNE]

What's his name?

Johnny.

We got ourselves a ride, Johnny.

Where you going? Where you from?

[BOTH LAUGH]

Vegas. Holidays?

No! I'd never go to Vegas for a holiday.

Why not?

I work there.

Mmm-hmm. Where you headed?

Reno. Business.

What kind of business?

Computers.

Ooh! Computers!

AT&T, IT&T.

You and me.

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear," hmm?

Yeah, well...

What did you do to deserve such a fine automobile, George?

He's in computers.

Computers? Mmm-hmm.

Oh! Oh, yeah, l can see that this here car is

is sort of like a computer.

Hey, he's got a telephone!

Can I make a call? Sure.

Who you going to call, Patti?

Forget it. I wasn't thinking.

How you feeling, Chevy? Oh, much better, George.

I really appreciate it.

You know, a lot of people wouldn't have even bothered to stop.

Well, that was no problem.

Ah, yeah, God,

I used to have a car, you know, that was just like this.

It was beautiful... Your car was nothing like this.

It was a Chrysler New Yorker.

What happened to that one? I was robbed.

Compulsive gambling. You lost the car in a card game.

I was dealt off of the bottom of the deck, you know that!

That there was no way that I could've done anything about it in that circumstance.

Robbed.

All right, listen, let's just not wash our dirty underwear in public,

okay, pumpkin? You're so visual, Chevy.

Hey, I'm compulsive where gambling's concerned.

Is that how you support yourself?

CHEVY: No, au contraire.

See, I am an executive as well.

But I work more with people.

See, I manage cabaret artists and Patti, here, she's one of my clients.

I'm a dancer. Is that right?

It is considerably less glamorous than you could ever imagine.

You know, being an artist...

It's not really what it's cracked up to be.

No, and especially in Vegas. You know, in Vegas you just have to watch yourself

not to prostitute yourself.

Who are you calling a prostitute?

Patti, honey...

I'm just... It's a figure of speech, you know?

Hmm.

Partner, let's not stop. They don't rent cars there.

Well, why don't we at least check?

Jesus is Lord over Shoshone.

Hey, I will bet you 100 bucks

they don't got any car rental places in Shoshone.

We've been there.

See? You would have lost 100 bucks.

They got something in the next town.

Patti, would you get out the map, please?

Patti's got a show tomorrow night in Vegas.

Thank you, darling.

This is Oklahoma, Patti.

I know where we're going.

All right. Sure, champ.

PATTI: Chevy was a boxer, once.

Flyweight, but the other flies kept kicking his ass. [LAUGHS]

Middleweight. Middleweight.

And only one fly kicked my ass, and that's because I shattered my damn fist, see?

Ew! Yeah, geez, happened in the 10th round.

Puerto Rican didn't even know his name anymore.

Figured I'd end it with an uppercut, and then a stomach punch,

but then this... You know, this cuca-fucking-racha...

What he did, is he... What's a witticism?

Patricia, you always have to make such a lavish display of your ignorance?

Do you mind? I'm asking George.

Excuse me.

Do you know what a witticism is?

Uh-huh, yes I do.

How about you, George? Clever humor.

CHEVY: Bingo. Full of wit.

You know what wit means? PATTI: Don't insult me.

Baby, I'd never insult you.

You just did, smartass.

Oh, look who's insulting who! You're calling me names!

It never entered my mind.

That's because you don't got a mind.

That's why it never entered.

Sounds like a witticism.

CHEVY: Yeah. Not a particularly witty one, however.

You're getting on everyone's nerves, Chevy,

so why don't you shut up?

Oh, am I getting on your nerves, George? Let's just drop it.

All right, all right. Whatever you say, George.

You know, we're in your car and we're going to abide by your rules. Right, Patti?

Hmm... [READING] "A snake tattoo slithered up a man's arm and strangled him."

[LAUGHS] Good thing we went with that butterfly!

Why don't you stop lubricating your gums, all right?

[TIMER RINGING] It's time.

Oh, no, forget it. Forget it. I already took some.

He's got to take his pills every six hours otherwise he starts throwing up blood.

It's not pretty... Hey, I'm sure George really

doesn't want to hear about my medical problems... Here!

Swallow it.

What would he do without me?

What a horrific thought.

What's going on, partner?

I'm getting some gas, and I thought I might take a leak if that's all right with you.

[LAUGHING]

Vaya con Dios, Jorge.

Take it easy, Chevy.

That's what's causing it.

What's causing what, Patti?

Fill it up, please.

You know what's wrong with you?

Illuminate me.

See, you don't know when to shut up.

This is a very difficult job for me,

and you sitting up here and you're just... You're yapping away

like there's no fucking tomorrow.

I'm distracting him. You're scaring him with your utterly boring boxing stories.

Let's just get another car. He's got family, you know?

What are you doing with my lizard? Give it!

[PANTING] Okay, okay.

You wanna play, huh? All right, all right.

Huh, huh, huh, yeah? Okay. Yeah, that's good.

Look, if he had a family, he'd be with them, wouldn't he?

Huh, wouldn't he? Wouldn't he? Listen...

This is not a good idea. Why?

He's important! Why?

He's got a car phone. He's got a car phone. Really, a car phone?

You know, I can get a car phone any time I want. You know that?

Yes, you're so competitive.

Am I? Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, tell me I am. Am I?

You're competitive. Okay, you want your lizard back?

Yes. Okay. Say, "Please."

Please.

Say, "Please" and mean it.

Please.

Put your hand out nice.

Okay, now, you go and you talk to him, all right?

You talk to him.

Make him understand.

You touch my lizard again and I'll kill you.

Idiot!

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

Hi.

How are you doing?

Okay. Good.

Never better.

Your friend Chevy's got quite a sense of humor.

Don't mind him, it's just because he's sick.

I mean, he's not always that rude.

Will you tell me something?

Yeah?

Give me an honest answer?

Sure.

You two don't have money to rent a car, do you?

Well, we've been having a lot of problems lately, him being sick and all.

We don't have medical insurance.

How far were you going to try and take me?

To the state line.

Will you do it?

Till the state line.

Thanks.

We better get back to the car.

[WHISPERING] Oh, God. Thank you.

Where the Hell is he? I don't know.

It's always something.

[SCREAMS] Merry Christmas.

[LAUGHS] Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho!

You know. [LAUGHS] It's Chevy! Come on, get in.

[LAUGHS] It's Chevy.

You got to get to Vegas, right?

Just trying to spread a little yuletide cheer, here.

[LAUGHS] Look at this.

Wunderbar. Ooh, yeah!

You know, I just can't help but do nice things for people at this time of year.

Something comes over me and I just get all sentimental.

Candy cane, George? No, thanks.

Oh, come on. Have a candy cane!

[HUMS TUNE]

Okay, fine. [LAUGHS]

Patti, you're crying. No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Why don't you leave me alone?

Hey, I'm sorry.

Her mother died around Christmastime.

Oh, I don't know, it was,

I guess, two years ago.

It's all right, baby doll. You just let that out, all right?

Just let it go.

It's good to cry, George, you know?

Men, they don't cry enough. They just...

They hold it inside.

Yeah. You know, my stomach's crying.

George, you got lipstick on your cheek.

There, you got it.

Who are, uh,

Amanda and Veronica?

What?

I was looking for some tapes and I found a picture.

Oh. That's my daughter and my...

My ex-wife. Hmm.

They sent it last summer from Italy.

Hmm. I read once that the leaning tower of pizza was built that way.

Pisa.

Why would somebody want to do that, Patti?

It's original. The opposite of being obvious.

Oh.

You feeling better now, Patti?

Yeah. Yeah?

Can we listen to some music?

Sure. Oh, yeah!

Oh, that's just some Italian souvenir tape.

That's all right. I don't mind.

Yeah, it's original.

[ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

Well, it's a great language.

[ITALIAN OPERA PLAYING] [MIMICKING OPERA]

Chevy, you're ruining the whole song!

[MIMICKING INTENSIFIES]

[PATTI MIMICKING OPERA]

[BOTH MIMICKING OPERA]

[LIPSYNCHING TO OPERA]

[INAUDIBLE]

What's up, partner?

State line.

And end of the line.

What do you mean?

This is where you get off.

[SCOFFS] This is the middle of nowhere.

[SCOFFS] Well, it's as far as I can take you.

It's the deal I made with Patti.

Oh! Oh, I see. I see.

The deal you made with Patti. Okay.

You see, I don't remember empowering Patti to make any of my decisions.

Well, I'm sorry. Next time I'll cut you in on the deal memo,

okay? [LAUGHS]

That's funny. Come on, I'll help you get your stuff out of the trunk.

Come on.

No, no.

See, I'm sorry but, uh,

this spot here... It just won't do.

We're going to have to renegotiate the entire thing.

Now, this is the new deal.

I am in a bit of a time rush right here,

so what we're going to have to do is probably take a little bit of a detour.

Are you out to lunch, or what? Where are we?

We are at the truck stop at the state line! Now will you please...

[SIGHS]

Please, before this gets nasty,

will you just get your stuff and get the hell out of my car?

No. This deal here... It's just totally illegit... You...

I'll show you what's illegit! You work with

the people in charge...

Whoops. [LAUGHS]

Did you fucking do that? Did I?

[LAUGHS] The force of destiny

sometimes just takes control of you, George,

and I can see that you're having a little bit of a problem with that, George,

being, you know, in computers... All right, Plato,

that's enough! And all that.

Don't touch my shirt, George! Just get the fuck out of my car!

My new shirt! What's that? Oh, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa... Huh, what is that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Now, you see,

you shouldn't have done that. You see what you've made me do?

You see what you've made me do?

Chevy! Shut up! Shut up!

Don't! Now, you see, you shouldn't have done that, George.

Look at my new... Look at my new shirt! Chevy, please!

Sit back in the car and drive. All right!

Get in the car... You know I hate to drive!

Get in the car and drive! Listen,

you want to drive or you want to hold the pistola? Don't rip the upholstery!

GEORGE: That's my car! Chevy,

he's going to think you've got emotional problems.

CHEVY: [IMITATING PATTI] He's going to think he has emotional problems.

Shh! CHEVY: Come on.

Okay, George, you're going to get in really slow, aren't you?

All right. Where are we going?

Uh... Uh... Um, I don't know.

Let's see, we're going to go to Kmart.

[LAUGHS] Kmart! Really good!

Oh, Goddamn. Really good.

All right.

Fasten up your seatbelts... Really good.

Fasten up... Really good?

Oh, okay.

Really good. Thank you.

Blow your nose. [SHOUTS] What?

What? Ooh, blow your nose, George.

Blow it. Come on.

Blow it or else I'm going to blow your fucking chips out.

Come on. Oh, my God.

Why are you doing this?

Just a little taste of who's in charge now, sweetie.

Oh.

Great. You're confusing me.

Drive my fucking car.

Drive it straight. Don't hit anything.

Very simple.

[CAR TURNING ON]

[ITALIAN CHOIR MUSIC]

Right lane, must exit.

Whoops.

Well, we don't have a choice. We're doomed.

Here we go, we're leaving civilization.

What exactly do you have in mind?

What?

[CURTLY] What exactly do you have in mind?

Here, have another piece of...

Answer me, damn it.

You know, I mean, really George, dont stress out.

An unexpected event happens you just gotta, you know, let go.

Are you gonna get to the fucking point?

CHEVY: Why? Why?

What, do you think everything has a point?

Here, George, look at the desert out there, huh?

CHEVY: George, look at the desert, George, look at it,

CHEVY: Does the desert have a point? No.

CHEVY: You see the desert, has been there for millions of years,

CHEVY: It ain't going nowhere.

Our points are meaningless, George.

Chevy? Mm?

You're such a philosopher. Thank you.

PATTI: Uh oh.

[POLICE SIREN]

CHEVY: Pull over already.

PATTI: Shut up.

CHEVY: Okay, this gun is going to be right here you understand?

CHEVY: Right here, okay?

CHEVY: Don't you try and make the local news.

Fuck.

[CAR WINDOW OPENING]

What did I do?

I don't know what you did Patti,

but you did something, were you speeding or something?

Don't George, just, look forward, don't

just be calm, be calm. Be calm.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Be nice Patti.

PATTI: Hello, Officer.

You know what you were doing?

No.

You don't?

You were speeding.

[DISBELIEVING] No.

May I see your license, please?

Do you know how fast you were going?

Too fast, Officer?

OFFICER: Mm-hm.

Is this your car?

It's mine sir.

OFFICER: Where ya headed?

Reno.

You're going the wrong way.

This is 275, southbound.

Yes, I know, we're making a little detour.

I have to pick up my uncle Charlie.

My Dad is from Arkansas.

Little Rock.

Really? What was his name?

William Truelove.

Mmm. I don't know any Truelove here, except for Chevy.

[BLOWS KISS]

Keep your eye on that speedometer.

Okay.

OFFICER: Y'all have a safe trip now.

Thank you. CHEVY: Thank you very much, Officer.

What's that?

What? What?

That's Johnny.

Well I'll be.

Let the cop get out of here.

Who's giving the orders here?

I give the orders here.

Just let him get out of here.

Okay, okay.

That was smooth Patti, that was very smooth Patti.

Almost too smooth.

I though George sounded good.

I don't know, his answers seemed very programmed to me.

He's in computers.

That's right, that's right. Computers.

I forgot.

My "uncle Charlie," huh George?

You know, you are being very cooperative.

I appreciate that very much.

Well, I think he's getting the point, Patti.

[COUGHS] Oh.

Here you go George.

[SYNTHESIZER MUSIC]

[WESTERN DESERT MUSIC]

TV AEROBICS: [FAINTLY] Inhale, exhale, inhale...

[MUFFLED GUNSHOT]

Partner! [LAUGHS]

CHEVY: Hey! [LAUGHS]

What's going on?

I got uh, I got a bit of a present here for ya.

Yeah, it's a very fine hat right there.

Oh, wow.

Did I interrupt you in the middle of lunch or something?

No, no. I'm just about to start a friggin barbeque.

Oh, look at that, you can take the guy out of the city.

Yeah, but you can't take the city out of the guy.

You know that, boom boom!

What the hell's going on?

Chevy's gotta take care of some business.

What kind of business?

I don't know, he never tells me.

What's it got to do with me?

Nothing.

Then why the hell am I here?

We needed a ride.

You are taking me hostage. That's a serious crime.

Watch your tone.

We needed a ride, that's all.

[MUTTERING] That's all.

You're fucking great Patti.

What are you doing with that lunatic?

He says he needs me.

He works much better with me around.

He feeds off me.

He says I'm his gasoline station.

[LAUGHS] Gasoline station.

What, the guy and the broad?

No, no, no.

Just, uh, just the guy.

Well shit, bring her in. Him too.

You wanna waste him here?

Right here?

Yeah, yeah. This would be nice.

I got a lake out front, I got a locker in the back.

[LAUGHS]

Just like the old times, huh?

Come on, I wanna introduce you.

CHEVY: Hey, hey, come over here, I want you to meet somebody.

CHEVY: George, come on, come on.

Patti, this is Larry.

This is the guy that got me...

Chevy and me used to work together.

That's right, this is the man that got me started in the business.

PATTI: Nice to meet you.

Mi casa es tu casa.

Not that it's my house exactly, but it's my turn to use it.

[LAUGHS]

George, George. This is Larry.

Larry, this is George.

Hey, man.

I know how you must feel.

So, what, should I throw a few extra steaks on the barbeque?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Chevy, uh...

Shooting cactus is against the law in this state.

CHEVY: [LAUGHS]

LARRY: It's good to see ya, Chevy.

CHEVY: It's good to see you.

Look Patti, all around here John Wayne movies were made.

[PLEASANT SYNTHESIZER MUSIC]

Oh! [LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

Onion that could make you cry.

Nice piece of tenderloin you got.

Yeah, she sure is.

What ever happened to Germaine?

She was using me, man.

Oh no, I thought she dug you.

Nah. I woke up in bed one night in a cold sweat.

LARRY: There was so much space between us you could build a goddamn trailer park.

I kicked her out the next morning. I mean, why prolong it?

What about you George? Married? Kids?

CHEVY: He was married.

I have a very young daughter.

A very young daughter.

What a shame.

She's come in pretty handy, that young daughter of yours.

I bet she really appreciates you trying to play up my sympathies like that.

LARRY: Oh, they'll say anything won't they?

CHEVY: Yeah.

LARRY: Who is this guy?

CHEVY: I don't know. He's like, into computers, or something.

Computers?

What's his story?

Um, you know, financial scam.

LARRY: Same old, same old.

[SINISTER MUSIC]

That's bullshit.

LARRY: What? That's bullshit.

From who did he scam?

I don't know, Sales didn't tell me.

Who's Sales?

Sales is our boss, George.

He dishes out the jobs, you know? And just tells us the bare necessities.

He's a great business man.

Yeah.

No bullshit. He's honest.

LARRY: He's a straight shooter.

CHEVY: And great a dancer.

LARRY: [LAUGHS]

LARRY: And a terrific dancer. He's like a true renaissance man.

Who is Sales working for?

What?

For himself, man.

George, I understand your tribulations.

And trepidations.

Yeah, this may give you some comfort in your last few moments with us.

There's a really big plus in being dead, you know?

LARRY: You don't have any more fear of dying.

CHEVY: No more schedules to meet.

LARRY: Right no deadlines to make, I mean you can literally rest in...

LARRY: Peace. CHEVY: Peace.

Which brings us to,

the next, the big question, which is, uh...

Is there life after death?

Ah, right.

This is unreal.

Why don't you keep an eye on him, I'm gonna do a...

Go fishing. Certainly.

PATTI: You gazelle, you.

Yeah? I love you too, sweetheart.

Don't catch anything.

I won't.

Maybe a great white shark.

[SALSA MUSIC FROM RADIO]

PATTI: There are supposed to be ants at a barbeque.

Johnny's gotta eat.

Hey George.

Have a beer.

LARRY: Why not, man?

Thanks.

[EXICITING MUSIC CUE]

Uhn.

Eh.

[EXICITING MUSIC CUE]

[EXICITING MUSIC CUE]

PATTI: Go, get out of here. [EXCITING MUSIC BUILDS]

PATTI: [SHOUTING] Oh God! Johnny! LARRY: Where'd he go?

I think he's over there.

Eh, eh, eh.

[UPBEAT CHASE MUSIC]

[IGNITION STARTING]

CHEVY: Larry!

Son of a bitch!

[GUNSHOT]

LARRY: I'll shoot!

CHEVY: Shoot! Shoot!

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

LARRY: Hey I'm sorry man, he took advantage of the situation.

CHEVY: Shut up Larry. LARRY: Don't worry, we'll get him.

Yes!

[GUNSHOT]

CHEVY: Larry, go back to the lake, please. I can handle this.

Hi George.

CHEVY: So what happened, huh?

Let me tell ya,

what happened was, you were there.

I was here,

here's the lake,

here's the road around the lake,

you went one way,

I went the other way, boom.

You lost.

CHEVY: It's tough.

CHEVY: End of the line, Georgie-boy.

That wasn't very smart.

Look, maybe we can make some kind of arrangement.

Like what?

Money?

Uh-uh.

See, any compromise will be an insult to my loyalty and my reputation.

That's what's wrong with this country...

There's no more loyalty.

Yeah, that's right. That's what's wrong with this country.

It's good we got guys like you running around.

Who is Sales working for?

Tsk tsk tsk.

Company secret.

I think you'll understand that. Let me talk to him.

What, you know Sales?

No, I don't know him.

But I think I might know who he's working for.

Is that right?

Who, George?

Company secret.

[GUN CLICKS]

Drive. Back to the lake.

[IGNITION STARTS]

CHEVY: Hey George, how you want your steak?

CHEVY: Rare? Medium rare?

CHEVY: Tartar?

CHEVY: Such an attitude.

You know, Chevy, when you first drove in today,

I don't know.

CHEVY: What is it?

Nothing, I, I just got this crazy idea.

What idea?

You are here for George, right?

LARRY: I know, it's crazy.

[LAUGHS] Come on, man.

Go get some plates for the steaks, huh?

No, I don't wanna get the plates until you answer me.

Larry, come on, how do you want your steak done?

LARRY: I don't want anything, just answer my question, will you?

LARRY: What?

What is it?

You screwed up, Larry.

Hey, I already told you, I am sorry, Chevy, I mean...

LARRY: Patti distracted me.

Your last job, Larry.

You screwed up on your last job.

That wasn't my fault.

Well, that's not how Sales sees it, man.

What, Sales sent you here?

Come on. Let's go for a walk.

[SINISTER MUSIC]

The steaks are gonna burn.

CHEVY: Don't put the cover on the steaks.

No look I, I'll get, get the plates.

How many do you want?

Should I get one for George?

Forget the plates.

I'm going back for a swim.

Come on Chevy, let me have my steak, man,

it's a godamn waste, I mean, that's a, that's

a nice Porterhouse.

Oh, fuck man!

No, Chevy, no. Come on.

I mean... Shut up.

You cant do this. l mean it's gotta

be different for you, right?

Come on, Larry.

Hey, Chevy, we'll make a deal.

LARRY: I've got some money saved up.

That's not how I operate, Larry.

LARRY: Hey, man, I'm the guy who got you started with this gig in the first place,

LARRY: I picked you up from skid row.

Nobody else would book you and I took you on, doesn't it mean something to you?

This is business, man.

It's nothing personal.

Business?

What about me?

CHEVY: Come on, let's go.

Come on.

Come on, Larry.

CHEVY: Larry?

What, right here?

Yeah.

Shit.

You really think there's life after death, Chevy?

Yeah, sure.

It's the life that we leave behind, Larry.

Sure is pretty.

[GUNSHOT]

[DUEL SALSA MUSIC]

Loser!

Like the accommodations, partner? Huh?

Sorry about the financial story, George.

I needed a decoy for Larry.

Are you letting me go now?

I need a hand.

What? What, what?

What's up? What's up what?

What's up with me?

Don't be difficult.

[GRUNTING]

[MORE GRUNTING]

Oh shit.

Well, we're gonna have to cut off his head. No!

[LAUGHS]

I'm just kidding, George.

Go on.

[UPBEAT PIPE MUSIC]

Thank you.

Hi, uh, hi.

I'd like to make a reservation tonight

for two.

[GLASS CLINKS]

Yes.

For Mr. and Mrs. Chevy Cox.

OPERATOR: No need for reservations, the place is all yours.

Thank you very much, thank you very much.

Well, that's it. We're outta here.

[EXCLAIMS]

Boom! C'mon, George, up, up.

C'mon. Outta here.

Patti.

I'm in the mood for love.

Go!

Where are we going, Chevy?

[WHISTLING]

Chevy!

Chevy, please!

Shh, quiet Patti, please.

You don't have to do this!

[SCATTING]

Listen, Patti, you know something?

I'm getting paid 50 thousand dollars not to leave any loose ends, all right?

If I start making mistakes, start getting sloppy, I'm gonna end up like Larry.

You want that?

Why don't you just fucking kill me now? You fucking ass!

[BOTH YELLING INCOHERENTLY]

Ow!

Motherfuck!

[GRUNTS]

CHEVY: Asshole.

My hand, goddamnit.

GEORGE: You fucking demented person! Who the fuck do you think you are?

[GEORGE GROANING]

CHEVY: Patti, take the fucking wheel.

Get in there, George, we're almost there.

Patti, move faster, please.

Please get in and drive the car.

Don't hit any mountains.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm sorry it's you, George.

PATTI: You can't kill him, you don't have a contract on him, Chevy,

he didn't do anything.

He's an amendment, Patti.

[SCANNING THROUGH RADIO]

Dig the other one over there.

How come I'm not surprised?

[LAUGHING] I don't know.

Dig!

Okay, George. [SNIFFING]

You win.

[GRUNTING] [GUNSHOT]

[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

Ugh!

[ALARM CLOCK RINGING] You have to take your pills.

CHEVY: Oh, goddamnit! Goddamnit!

Come here, George. Come here.

CHEVY: Stop it, you son of a bitch!

Aah!

CHEVY: Come here. Come here.

Come on, George.

Come on.

Hey.

Oh!

My, my, my, look at that view, George.

Stomach punch. Oof!

Uppercut. Ugh.

Goodbye cucaracha!

[VICTORY GRUNTS]

Chevy, this used to be a bank.

Yeah, hey Patti, why don't you come over here and give me a hand, huh?

Come on,

let's make some time here.

Patti, how about that tire, huh?

I got it, I got it.

Oh, Jesus, that's Bono.

Bono!

[SHOUTING] Bono!

So, you feeling better?

Yeah.

Yeah? Good.

You know, sometimes things do get rough,

but you gotta look at the big picture, Patti, you know?

I know.

All right, look, I'll tell you something,

we'll uh, we'll take some time off next week and uh, you know, go on a vacation.

Maybe go to Mexico. You ever been to Mexico?

I've never been out of the country.

Ah, well there you go.

We'll go to Carcun.

Is it Carcun or Cancun?

It's Carcun.

You sure? Mmhmm.

BIKER: You need to see a doctor, man.

I'm fine!

What happened?

Just drop me at the lake, please.

Whatever you say, man.

You know when I saw you at first, I thought you were Bono.

Who's Bono?

My main man, I lost him in the revolution. Yeah?

What revolution?

The sexual revolution.

[SCREAMING] Bono!

[ECHOES]

Something's cooking. Help yourself.

[RINGING]

La Pantera Rosa, may I help you?

Hello? Where...

Hello? Whereabouts are you located?

It's the only Intersection in Death Valley Junction.

Come on, what's the matter now? Nothing.

I just can't stop thinking about what you did to Larry and George.

Well, Patti,

why don't you stop thinking about that

and start thinking about all the fun we're gonna have.

Ha, some fun.

You won't even take me with you into town.

Oh, oh, okay, that's because I don't want you hanging around these scumballs,

all right?

Ah, come on Patti, you hate Vegas.

Anyway, you know, I like this joint.

This...

You know, it's a nice place.

The...

Sheets matches the carpet, and...

Well, when I come back...

We'll take a bath together.

Shower.

What? Shower. There is no bath.

Whatever, you know...

[SIGHING] I don't know.

Hey.

Why don't we take a look at what our partner packed, huh?

You know what they say, is you can determine

a man's ideals by what he carries with him.

That's what Larry told me.

Oh boy, ooh la la la.

Look at that. Patti.

Patti! Huh? [SIGHING]

Sales will like this.

[GUNSHOT]

So... [CLEARING THROAT]

Maybe what we'll do is uh, I'll buy you a nice new dress,

then we'll go and have a great dinner.

And then go see Wayne and get our pictures taken.

I know Wayne.

And then what maybe I'll do, is I'll go buy myself

one of them Super Cam 8 cam video camcorder cameras.

Use that for my job. What do you think, hmm?

Try not to throw all your money away.

I'll try.

All right, okay now Patti, look, stay in the room, all right?

And you know just get out of this shitty mood of yours.

Remember Carcun.

Huh? Yeah. Okay.

I'll see you in the morning.

Mmmmm... My, my, my.

What's that perfume you're wearing?

It's to keep the flies away.

Is that right? Well it won't work on me.

Huh, I figured.

[OINKING]

No?

I am a very, very rich girl, I am a very, very rich girl,

I am a very, very rich girl, I am a very, very rich girl,

I am a very, very rich girl.

Hi.

Is that a bus station out there?

What?

Is that a bus station out there?

A what?

Bus stop.

It says so, don't it?

Where do I get a ticket?

Right here.

Is there one to Vegas?

Vegas?

7:10 tomorrow morning. Anything sooner?

I just told you, 7:10 tomorrow.

Right, 7:10. I'll take a ticket.

How much does it cost?

$32.

Keep it.

This is a $100 bill.

I know.

PATTI: ♪ These boots are made for walkin'♪

♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪

♪ One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ♪

Are you ready boots? Start walking.

Dum diddy dum... [SCREAMING]

Where's my car?

Chevy has it! Yeah? Where's our Chevy? Where?

Where is he? Vegas! He's collecting his money.

Is he coming back?

Is he? Tomorrow morning.

Get dressed. Thanks.

All my stuff's dirty.

It's okay.

What's eating you, George? You're alive.

I want my car back. Your car. You're alive.

How did you get here? I brought Larry's car.

Take Larry's car, I'm sure he won't mind.

Another witicism?

Whose side are you on?

I'm on my own.

♪ Me I see the glitter under Vegas skies ♪

♪ Birds could fly, in the richly lined blue ♪

ALL: ♪ Then why oh why can't I stop thinking about you? ♪

[ELEVATOR RINGING]

THUG: Hey boss, boss, it's Chevy.

Hey, hey, partner, Chevy!

Come join the dance, meet Arabella.

How do you do, Arabella?

Hello, Mr. Sales.

Oh, why be so formal?

Men who lay the same piece of ass call each other by their first name.

You can call me Myron, you know that.

All right, Myron.

So by the way, how's our little girlfriend anyway?

I haven't seen her, you know.

She took off on me.

Fuck her.

You're a nice looking boy.

You got a nice set of hair.

There's plenty more of that coming along.

All right, all right, all right.

Enough of these pleasantries.

You have something for me?

Yeah.

I have, uh...

Larry's ring.

Ohh, it's the perfect fit.

SALES: Chevy, Chevy, come, come join the dance!

All right.

♪ Someone once talked about the fortunes and ties ♪

SALES: And dip. ♪ But me I see the clear blue Vegas sky ♪

You're a good looking boy, Chevy.

Thank you, Myron.

Give Chevy his money.

Somebody give him his money.

Keep dancing.

There's a suitcase lying around here with 50 Gs in it.

Now where is it?

Any of you guys swiped it, your ring goes on this finger.

I found it.

You want a door prize?

You did a good job.

You can keep the briefcase too.

Oh, thanks. That's a $300 briefcase.

Thank you.

Nice doing business with you, now get the fuck outta here!

We got some dancing to do.

Okay, Myron.

Mr. Sales, asshole.

[ALL LAUGHING]

PATTI: Ooh, he who fights with monsters should look that

he himself does not become a monster.

What do you think?

What?

Do you like 'em?

Yes.

George, I've never experienced the big "O."

The big what?

[GASPING]

[LAUGHING]

That big "O."

My body's not made for it. I think there's something wrong with it.

Nobody makes me feel anything.

Did your wife have 'em? Ha, yeah.

I want one for a Christmas present.

Ask Santa.

Give it to me. Patti, put away the gun.

No, give it to me. I want 60 seconds worth or I'm gonna

shoot. Ow!

Dammit! What's wrong with you?

What do you want?

What do I want? I wanted what I wanted! What do you want?

Huh?

CHEVY: About ready to come out. You can go.

All right.

Come on, baby. Come on, give it to me.

Yeah! That's right! Woo!

Oh, yeah!

[INAUDIBLE]

[ALARM RINGING]

Hey! How much did you lose?

Good questions. Ho, ho.

Look at this, huh? Patti, Patti. Huh?

Okay.

I know, I won a little,

you know, lost some.

There you go.

Hm? There.

Hey.

So, um... I won something

that a man needs.

You sleep well?

Did you? Yeah?

Good, good.

Why don't you pack your things we gotta get going, all right?

I wanted to talk to you about something...

I'm just gonna go in here and I'm gonna clean up a little bit.

Hey Patti!

Patti! What is this bus ticket for?

[STAMMERING] That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Hey! God...

[GRUNT] You creep!

You fucking ingrate!

[STRUGGLING]

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNT]

[GROANS]

Goodbye, cucaracha!

Blow your nose!

You're a dead man, O'Brien!

[EVIL CHUCKLING]

Are you okay? How long was he here?

Your hands. How long was he here, Patti?

You need help. He was here all night, wasn't he? Huh?

You fucked him?

Hit me! Shoot me! It's your job! You're a professional!

Finish the job, you miserable monster!

Look what's in your ears! Make me sick!

Stop it! Stop it!

Hey.

Don't ever leave me.

I can't survive without you.

Do you understand?

You understand?

Sure.

[GRUNTING]

Shit.

Remind me to get some ammo, huh?

Mmm. Come on, all the bags are packed, let's get out of here.

Jesus, I don't believe this guy.

George.

Where's the money?

Why do guys scratch their balls, George? Huh?

Because it itches or because, you know, it feels good?

I'll blow your head off.

Wow. You've changed, George.

Oh, this? It's just something I picked up at Larry's.

Oh, really? How about this, you like that?

You're looking pretty sharp. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I tell you what, it's gone, man.

Wrapped up, you know. Gambled it all away, George.

Come on.

Bingo.

See, now I know why guys like you make it to the top, George.

You're relentless. That's right.

Stop it!

All right. Now, get in your car and go, I'm in a great mood.

Good for you.

Here's the money.

Yeah. That's right.

There's the money, partner. Go ahead and take it and go before you get hurt.

Open it, I wanna see it. Just take it.

Just take it, George. Open it.

Fine. Have it your way.

Now take it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait just a minute, partner.

CHEVY: Hold on.

Where'd you get that, Patti?

CHEVY: Patti?

Patti, bring that to me.

Bring it to me, Patti.

CHEVY: Patti!

Bring that money to me.

Bring it to me. Patti!

You two figure it out!

Goddamn it!

It's for gas.

Wait a minute. What are you doing?

Leaving.

Oh, no-no-no. No, you're not.

You're not leaving. You're not doing this to me.

Oh, I see. It's you that it's being done to.

You come back here, Patti!

Super unleaded. Leaded. Regular. Bye!

Self-serve, from now on.

George is it Carcun or Cancun?

Cancun.

Chevy, you're such a poser.

Any of you guys coming with me?

I know it's a tough decision, a real tough one.

It's a lot of money, but I just want to see how much you guys care for me.

Chevy?

George?

Later.

[STARTING ENGINE]

I'm impressed, George.

I've always liked a good contender.

Someone's gotta win, though.

Where'd all this money come from, George?

Let's just say it's not yours.

You don't stand a chance, you know that?

You ready to die for this, George?

I don't think so.

I don't wanna shoot you, Chevy.

I know.

And you don't wanna shoot a man in the back, George.

That's just bad karma.

Then turn around! [GUNSHOT]

Shit.

Okay, George.

New deal.

What we're gonna do is we're gonna have

just a little bit of a fistfight, all right?

Just drop the gun.

We'll go one-on-one, man-on-man. What do you think, George?

Stay there!

Okay.

What I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna fight with just one hand, all right?

The other hand I'm gonna put right here behind my back and you can use both hands.

Just drop the gun. Chevy, stay there.

Just one hand, George. Just half a man against...

A full man.

All right. See, George,

I don't got a weapon.

So it isnt fair.

Drop the gun.

[GUNSHOT] Oh, God, Jesus, God.

Shit.

My stomach, George.

That was my stomach.

[GRUNTS]

George.

You gotta finish me off.

If you don't, George, I'm gonna be coming after you.

Come on, O'Brien.

Come on, do it.

[MOANS] The first one is always the hardest.

I remember my first.

The look on her face.

But it gets easier, George. It does.

It's business.

It's nothing personal.

♪ You keep playin' where you Shouldn't have been playin' ♪

♪ And you keep thinkin' That you'll never get burnt ♪

♪ Ha ♪

♪ I just found me A brand new box of matches ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ And what he knows You ain't had time to learn ♪

♪ These boots are made For walkin' ♪

♪ And that's just What they'll do ♪

♪ One of these days These boots ♪

♪ Are gonna walk all over you ♪

♪ Are you ready boots? ♪

♪ Start walkin' ♪