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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,643 Dude, I can't believe that this is actually happening Zach. 3 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:46,440 I know I know I keep feeling like I'm going to wake up from a dream. 4 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:47,703 - You want me to pinch you? - Yes. 5 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:48,904 Alright. 6 00:00:49,849 --> 00:00:52,011 - You said pinch! - I'm sorry. Do me. 7 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,453 Shit! This is actually happening. 8 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:58,983 You're right. We need to chill out. 9 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:00,725 We can't look like dorks on our first day out. 10 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:01,859 Okay. 11 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,161 Alright. 12 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:09,801 Oh my god. 13 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,281 Yeah Dickface! 14 00:01:51,744 --> 00:01:53,110 It's beautiful man. 15 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:56,076 It's just beautiful. 16 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:57,440 Good evening gentlemen. 17 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:58,945 It's daytime. 18 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,123 Mr. President. 19 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,285 So it is. 20 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,153 You boys are ready to be inducted. 21 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:09,824 Yes Mr. President. 22 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:13,127 See, as new Alpha's these boys have to call me Mr. President 23 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,232 or else they get punched in the dick. 24 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,468 Boys, this is Charity. This is Faith. 25 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:22,371 Girls this is Zach and uh... 26 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,604 - What is it? Christian? - Cameron. 27 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:30,348 Boys, welcome to 24-hour party machine man! 28 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:34,020 Someone get these boys a beer and a hand job. 29 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,324 - You alright man? - I'm just so happy. 30 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,058 I love this place. 31 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:58,040 Alright girls put your shirts back on, 32 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,213 we're going downstairs for the Induction ceremony. 33 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:04,047 Not you. You're meet me in my room. 34 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:05,941 Yes Mr. President. 35 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:12,119 See fellas, that right there... never gets old. 36 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:14,927 Alright fellas quit fucking around we got some cherries to pop 37 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,459 and some serious partying to do! 38 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,565 Oh shit, did you hear what he just said. 39 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,094 Oh my god. 40 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,326 We're not even at the serious partying yet. 41 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:24,835 It's even better then I imagined. 42 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:31,811 The average male graduate makes $125,000 per year, 43 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:34,610 meanwhile the average female graduate 44 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,144 make $41,500 per year. 45 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:44,852 - This is bullshit. - Yes! It is bullshit Misty. 46 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,384 And why would these women 47 00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:50,086 put up with such inequitable excusable desperaties, 48 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:52,159 somehow the women or sterling college get it in their heads 49 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:55,732 that being married to one of these successful men 50 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:58,133 is just as good as being successful themselves. 51 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:00,136 Which is a bunch of hoowie! 52 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:02,932 Yes? 53 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,874 Is the Astronaut single? 54 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:06,171 What? 55 00:04:07,113 --> 00:04:08,274 That's not the point. 56 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:11,944 The point is that we work so hard to get into this college. 57 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,880 We're just not here for the parties, 58 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:17,287 the sex, and to land some rich husband. Right? 59 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:22,151 Then what are you here Ms. Kramer? 60 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,122 It is Ms. Kramer isn't it? 61 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,966 - Kelly Kramer? - Associate Dean Marshall. 62 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,002 Yes, I know who I am. 63 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,662 So... 64 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:34,572 This is Delta Pi Sorority. 65 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,633 I heard you were meeting. 66 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,075 Even though you don't have a house. 67 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,679 I say it shows resolved. 68 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,438 I say it shows resolve. 69 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:43,942 It's pathetic! 70 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:47,884 And not only that, it's unfair. 71 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,284 Especially when you consider how many houses 72 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,549 of fraternities have, am I right ladies? 73 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,058 - Yeah. - Defiantly. 74 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:57,221 Sterling college has always offered more opportunities 75 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,725 to it's male students. 76 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:03,027 You really think that you and your quote unquote sorority 77 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:06,330 can over turn 50 years of history? 78 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,439 Yes! I do! 79 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:13,846 I was hoping you'd say that. 80 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:19,016 Gentlemen. 81 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,622 Today you enter an elite brotherhood 82 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,725 established by our founders in 1963. 83 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:30,955 Just as Sterling College is know as the cradle of awesome, 84 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,932 Alpha house is known as a place where awesome 85 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,533 goes to get it's freak on. 86 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:40,270 Now, are you ready to uphold the tradition of this fraternity? 87 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:42,432 If yes, let me hear you say yeah. 88 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:44,107 - Yeah! - Good. 89 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:48,271 Do you swear to never speak ill of her. 90 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,644 - Let me hear you say "Yeah". - Yeah! 91 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:53,849 To never let her hallow halls fall silent. 92 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:57,086 To never let her kegs run empty. 93 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:00,886 And to never ever let the party die. 94 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,719 Fuck yeah! 95 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:07,323 Now, suck the guys dick on your immediate left. 96 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:09,032 What? 97 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,270 - Really? - No, I was just messing with you. 98 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:15,736 I just wanted to see if you'd really do it. 99 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:17,067 I have nobody to my left. 100 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:19,277 Gentlemen. 101 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:21,409 Welcome to Alpha House. 102 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:25,140 - Hey! Who turned off the lights? - What the fuck? 103 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:31,119 I'm sorry Mr. Kroger. 104 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:33,353 Am I interrupting something? 105 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,254 Of course not. 106 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:38,692 It's always an honor to be visited by our associate Dean. 107 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:42,730 I see you're inducting a fresh batch of perverts, 108 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:44,426 drunks, and future fellons. 109 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:48,999 How fratuitous that I found you in a very excepting frame of mind. 110 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:50,836 You thinking about pledging? 111 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:53,105 It's very flattering but unfortunately 112 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,840 we're about the capacity for the year. 113 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,214 Though the peace offering with the strippers 114 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:58,841 was not a bad move. 115 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:01,747 I see they went for the naughty bookworm look. 116 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:03,513 What you couldn't throw in one sexy cop? 117 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,587 You see? This is why I'm here. 118 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:08,556 For too long Alpha House has been the a bastian 119 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:10,487 for sex, drugs... 120 00:07:11,230 --> 00:07:13,961 Stop! Stop! Stop it! It's not a good thing! 121 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,596 It's everything that's wrong with Sterling College! 122 00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:20,733 But we are going to transform it 123 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:23,440 into a shining example of everything 124 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:24,974 that Sterling College has to offer. 125 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,578 Opportunity. Diversity. 126 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,816 - Equality. - Can you get to the point? 127 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,043 I'm sobering up over here. 128 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:34,017 Gentlemen. 129 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:37,749 - Meet your new brothers. - Hello boys. 130 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,057 As of tonight, 131 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:45,525 I am making Alpha House officially... CoEd. 132 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,129 - No you can't. - I can and I did. 133 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,132 Dean Bungalon would never approve of this. 134 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:54,040 No. I doubt Dean Bungalon 135 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,368 would give approval to such a dramatic change 136 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,237 to his old fraternity. 137 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:00,474 But luckly fraternity matters, 138 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,543 fall under the preview of the Associate Dean. 139 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:06,679 Which is me. 140 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,145 This is bullshit! 141 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:17,196 - What's your name potty mouth? - Cameron. 142 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,958 Is there something on your feeble mind Cameron? 143 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,896 You can't just change a frat like this. This isn't fair! 144 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,537 And having a Sorority without a house is? 145 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,770 Excellent return Renee! 146 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:29,336 He means not fair to the girls. 147 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:31,700 It's still a frat. 148 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:32,968 You can bring a whole bunch of girls in here 149 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,509 but they're gonna have to live with a whole bunch of guys. 150 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,648 You think it's fair to make girls live in that kind of environment? 151 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:42,020 Excellent point Cameron's friend. 152 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:43,478 Zach. 153 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,989 Don't care. With Alpha House being CoEd, 154 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:50,125 It is now written by state and federal laws, 155 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,925 which forbid anyone 156 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:56,197 from making a member of the opposite sex feel harassed, 157 00:08:56,736 --> 00:09:01,071 disentranced, or other wise uncomfortable. 158 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:06,805 It means you horn dogs will dial down the debauchery. 159 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:08,675 Significantly. 160 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:10,514 How significantly? 161 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,544 This place is going to make the Mormon tabernacle look like Mardi Gras. 162 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,949 Everybody will be on their best behavior. 163 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:21,953 Or else, you're out. 164 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,460 Out of Alpha House? 165 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:28,166 Out of Alpha House. Out of Sterling College. 166 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,799 Poop out of luck! 167 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,373 Ladies. 168 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,003 Why don't know go make yourselves at home. 169 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:39,971 Girls. 170 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:43,313 Can someone please buy some air freshener? 171 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:52,521 This is a disaster. 172 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:55,953 I'm outta here. 173 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,025 - Where you going? - Sorry dudes. 174 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,694 I was only in this stupid frat only for the booze and the cooze. 175 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:02,924 What about brotherhood? 176 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,971 What about never letting the party die? 177 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:06,763 Dude, look around. 178 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:08,568 The party is dead. 179 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,909 I should be in elbows deep in Co-Ed trim right now. 180 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,972 Instead of watching these Delta Pi lesbos 181 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,172 turn our front door into a chastity belt. 182 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,077 Adios losers. 183 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:22,816 Enjoy your castration. 184 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:25,549 Come on! Seriously guys! 185 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:26,748 Wait what? 186 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:30,518 Bye, bye. 187 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:33,588 Well... 188 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,962 Looks like you're the defecto president potty mouth. 189 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,539 Congrats. 190 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,671 Alright, listen up. This is how it's going to work. 191 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,470 You two are gonna divide up the house equally. 192 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,908 I'm putting this on both your shoulders. 193 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,972 - Got it? - Got it. 194 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:50,316 Good. 195 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:53,013 So this is how it's gonna work. 196 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,451 You guys are gonna get the rooms in the back, 197 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:55,855 and we get the rooms in the front. 198 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:56,953 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 199 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,684 You are talking to the acting Alpha House president here. 200 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:04,828 Okay? If anybody decides who gets what rooms is me. 201 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,097 Okay, so what do you suggest? 202 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,735 Girls in the front, guys in the back. 203 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,562 And you can share your room with me. 204 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,141 I'll pass. How many bathrooms are in this hell hole? 205 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,203 2 upstairs. 1 down here. 206 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,110 We each get one upstairs, the one downstairs is for guests, 207 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:24,039 and the living room and the kitchen are common areas. 208 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,841 - Does that work for you? - Yes. 209 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:27,747 Make it so. 210 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,022 Right. 211 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,059 Who is that? 212 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:37,128 I am not sure but I think she wants to fuck me! 213 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,555 That's not gonna happen. 214 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,594 Oh yeah we'll see about that sweetie. 215 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,029 Oh. Melanie? 216 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,163 Zach. 217 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,471 Oh my god. 218 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,075 What are you doing here? 219 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,415 I just transferred. I was over at state last semester. 220 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:58,048 Well hello there, smelanie. 221 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,517 Cameron. Wow. 222 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:01,913 Didn't miss that! 223 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,086 Melanie. Upstairs now. 224 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,849 - We're having a meeting. - Okay. 225 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:11,391 Well, I guess I will be seeing you around the house then? 226 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:12,928 Yeah, I guess so. 227 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,771 This place is repulsive. 228 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,031 Is that a used condom? 229 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,112 Ladies please! 230 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,442 I know these are not the best of arrangements. 231 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,109 And no matter what those cavemen downstairs think, 232 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:36,015 This place is as much our as it is theirs. 233 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:37,787 The road is gonna be rough. 234 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,687 It's gonna be dirty. 235 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,891 And occasionally will have a used condom in it. 236 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:43,996 But we can do this. 237 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:47,325 Sisters on 3. 238 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:53,039 - 1, 2, 3... - This is bullshit! Alright. 239 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,573 We can't have chicks living here. 240 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,907 I totally agree. 241 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,101 Yo that brunette, 242 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,178 I'd love to have her Canadian swirl, 243 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,848 on a ford bronco on 4 flat tires. 244 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,075 Dude, what? 245 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:10,585 - Makes zero sense dude. - Look, guys this is our house! 246 00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,949 Those girls are invaders in our territory. 247 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,026 Cameron and I wanted to be Alpha's for as long as I can remember, 248 00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:17,929 and I am not throwing that dream that the shitter 249 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,929 - because of some chicks. - Me too dude but, 250 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,100 my dream did not include a pussy embargo. 251 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,070 You guys are missing the bigger picture here. 252 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,433 Did you see the talent that just walked into this house? 253 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:31,503 At this moment the rooms above our heads 254 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,714 are being stocked with some pretty decent inventory. 255 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,475 This house is basically a cosco full of vag, right? 256 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,018 And if we play our cards right, 257 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,282 we might be getting some free samples! 258 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,923 Besides, how bad could it be living with girls? 259 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,263 - What's going on? - They're... cleaning. 260 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,363 Nice work ladies! 261 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,874 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 262 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,774 Just because you're comfortable living like pigs 263 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:07,980 doesn't mean we have to be. 264 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:21,315 Pink! What the hell? 265 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,059 - What's going on? - They're painted this room. 266 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:31,330 So? 267 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,960 They're painting this room... Pink! 268 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:40,637 I fucking hate pink. 269 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,206 I could get use to the view though. 270 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,820 Though I definiely give them both cherry twisters. 271 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,896 Enjoying the view? 272 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,135 - Yeah. - What did you say? 273 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,274 - We were just... - Right. 274 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,278 You know these paint fumes are making me kinda dizzy. 275 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,486 Oh! Yeah me too. 276 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,119 You wanna... 277 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:06,892 Get outta here? 278 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,553 - Definitely - Okay. 279 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,516 Bang-o-rang. 280 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,584 Thank you. 281 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,960 Where you going? Where you going? 282 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,192 Where you going? 283 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:53,737 Perv! 284 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,099 - I'm going to kill you. - Feisty! I like that! 285 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,112 I like that! Help me. 286 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,302 What happened? 287 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,810 I caught jersey shore here 288 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,347 staring at me through my bedroom door! 289 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,108 Whoa! Kiss my taint, alright? 290 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,911 I am way cooler then those Jersey Shore douchebags! 291 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,114 I'm taking this to Marshall! 292 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,950 Whoa! Okay! Pause right there alright. 293 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,784 Nobody has to take anything to Dean Marshall. 294 00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:18,930 How about, You promise to stay in your part if the house 295 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:20,826 and we'll promise to stay in ours. 296 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,761 But... but we get the basement, okay? 297 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,469 You guys got to go all Martha Stewart on the rest of the house. 298 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:29,072 We get one place that's just ours just like we like it. 299 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,207 Deal? 300 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,579 If I catch you looking at me again, 301 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,177 I'm turning your balls into a keychain. 302 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,610 Is that a promise? 303 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,877 I love her. 304 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,124 What? 305 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,828 They're taking this place over. 306 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,132 Then what the fuck are we doing about it?! 307 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:58,364 Cause I am one ass hair away from leaving. 308 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,337 We do what we do best. 309 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,971 - And that would be? - We be guys. 310 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,475 We do everything we can to run the Deltas out of this place. 311 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:08,874 And back to the lecture hall from where they came. 312 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,709 Then we take Alpha house back for ourselves. 313 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,074 What about Marshall's big plan? 314 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,913 What's he gonna do about it if they leave voluntary? 315 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:17,214 What about the bitchy one? 316 00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,084 Leave her to me. 317 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:20,958 You boy ready for this? 318 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,387 - Oh yeah. - Good. 319 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:25,998 We start at sun up. 320 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,201 Wake up! Wake up! 321 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:40,206 No shirt. Let's go! Get out! No shirt! Nope! 322 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,657 Listen up recruits! 323 00:19:56,995 --> 00:20:00,090 As acting president of Alpha House it's my resposibility, 324 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:01,599 Strike that. 325 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:02,991 My pleasure 326 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,970 to ensure that you have the proper induction in this 327 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,636 most honorable institution. 328 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,300 Being an Alpha is a goddamn privilege. 329 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,011 A god damn privillage! 330 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,476 And like any privilege it's earned through hard work. 331 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,845 - Is that right gentlemen? - Hoo-rah! 332 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,310 Give me a break. 333 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,216 New recruits will as for permission before speaking to the president! 334 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,481 Speak to this! 335 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,050 What is your name, recruit? 336 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:30,396 Kelly Kramer. 337 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,755 - Do you have a middle name? - Fuck off. 338 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:35,633 Oh. Pretty. 339 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,332 People call you K2? 340 00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,829 - Nobody calls me... - Here's the deal K2. 341 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,168 Just as generations of Alphas before you. 342 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,977 You and your little femme bots here 343 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,637 are going to have to endure some... 344 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,215 minor inconveniences 345 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:56,252 to demonstrate you are worthy for a spot in this house. 346 00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,853 If any of you can't handle it, 347 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,586 you are welcome to leave. 348 00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:03,987 Bring it shit weasel. 349 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,826 Play your little games. 350 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:09,191 Get that frat bullshit out of your system. 351 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,369 But guess what, we're still gonna be here. 352 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:13,970 Are we done? 353 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:16,641 You are dismissed. 354 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,601 Whatever. Girls. 355 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,075 That didn't go as planned. 356 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,905 No it did not. 357 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,284 They have to leave! 358 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,047 Oh they will. 359 00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,216 I have a plan. 360 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,601 - Excuse me ladies. - Hey! 361 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,064 - I'm so sorry. - Dude! 362 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,804 - We were watching that. - We are watching this now. 363 00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:50,264 Oh god! 364 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:54,574 And this is how they pay for college. 365 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,007 Alright K2. You have a choice of "Hole filled with cock", 366 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:02,446 Brazilian Whores in Vegas. Looks like that won an award, 367 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,246 or white men can hump. 368 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,524 Oh sorry, don't have a TV in my room. 369 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:08,789 Oh no problem. Boys! 370 00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:11,596 - Go to go boss. - Good. Thank you. 371 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,156 Alright! White men can hump it is! 372 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,731 Alright let's get those tits bouncing! 373 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,127 Nice! 374 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,035 - Home movie? - Uh sorry. 375 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:26,407 It's part of... you know. 376 00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:31,309 It's alright hey I might even learn a thing or two. 377 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:33,419 I... 378 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,481 Gotta go. 379 00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,820 This is not why I joined your stupid sorority. 380 00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,498 Change is never easy Renee. 381 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:51,270 We're not about to let some smutty videos break us. 382 00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:53,564 We will persevere. 383 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:56,068 Hello ladies! 384 00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:59,073 We got a treat for you. Hand out the shirts. 385 00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:00,577 What is this? 386 00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:03,773 Oh we thought that the house could use a little more solidarity. 387 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,745 So what each and everyone one of you is going to do 388 00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:09,648 is think of the sluttiest thing you have ever done on the first date 389 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,448 write it on the shirt and wear it to dinner. 390 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,859 - No way! - Why not? Come on! 391 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:15,958 We're doing it too. 392 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,192 See. Solidarity! 393 00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:21,299 Besides president's orders, right Cameron? 394 00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:23,697 - Fucking A! - See you all at dinner. 395 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,339 I'm not doing this. 396 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:31,404 Yes you are. We all are. 397 00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:34,407 Think of all the women who stood up for what they believe is right. 398 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:35,781 Elizabeth Blackwell. 399 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,350 - Susie B. Anthony. - Snooky! 400 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:44,013 If those women could endure all they had to go through, 401 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:47,322 surely we can endure this! 402 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,184 Right ladies? 403 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,954 All of you start writing. 404 00:23:53,131 --> 00:23:54,963 And be truthful. 405 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,193 We wouldn't want to compromise our integrity. 406 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,173 Jessica. 407 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:05,977 I said be truthful. 408 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:07,980 Shit. 409 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,595 Here. 410 00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:25,992 I made these for you. 411 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,641 Dude! I don't know what the fuck this is! 412 00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,443 Oh relax! Right. 413 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,050 I'm on it. 414 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,322 Is it working? 415 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:02,799 Alright. Titty cam number one is ready for it's broadcast day. 416 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:03,991 Sweet. 417 00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:05,328 Let's roll! 418 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,139 Right there. There. 419 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:31,988 Perfection. 420 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:57,484 Namaste. 421 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:20,173 No, no, no. Hold it! 422 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,019 Let's do another one. 423 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:36,962 Jackpot! 424 00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:39,393 So don't want to go to psych class today. 425 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,422 Hey how was history yesterday? 426 00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:43,761 Fuck the feminist movement. 427 00:26:44,135 --> 00:26:46,866 Turn around. Turn around. 428 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:49,864 They make the Disney princess seem like they're bad. 429 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:54,040 I mean, "Hello? They get everything they wanted." 430 00:26:54,713 --> 00:26:56,614 - What the fuck is that? - Bigfoot. 431 00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:58,244 Hey did you see that? 432 00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:00,011 Assholes! 433 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:07,321 Zach, you have to check out this footage. 434 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:08,961 It's totally epic. 435 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,525 - Maybe later guys. - Titties. 436 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:20,028 - Hey there. - Fuck! Can a guy get some... 437 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:24,808 Hi. 438 00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:26,437 Studying huh? 439 00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:29,707 - Trying to. - Just like old times. 440 00:27:30,849 --> 00:27:32,317 You remember our first date? 441 00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:36,746 7th grade... after school you asked me to meet you... 442 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:39,189 - In the library. - Right. 443 00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,361 You said you wanted me to help you with your history assignment 444 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,757 but I seem to remember what you really wanted 445 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:47,626 was to feel my boobs. 446 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:50,092 Under the sweater over the bra if I remember correctly. 447 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,534 Oh you remember. 448 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:55,739 - So what are you studying now? - Oh. 449 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,434 History. 450 00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,005 You don't say. 451 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,576 I'll let you get to it. 452 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:13,648 We should shower together more often. 453 00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:15,324 Yeah, it's so much fun. 454 00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:16,853 It's good for the environment. 455 00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:19,163 - It is. - I know! 456 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,099 - Helping bunnies. - Yeah! 457 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,072 Some perverts! 458 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,272 Do you have to be such an asshole? 459 00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:39,277 I think you mean president asshole. 460 00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:44,980 I'm taking this to the Dean. 461 00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,724 Ya'll would love to get her Alabama hot pocket. 462 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,394 I have no idea what that means. 463 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:50,852 I'll tell you about it later. 464 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:53,959 Stop making that. Stop. 465 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:08,308 - I'm on the phone! - I'm going to lunch. 466 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,075 Be back by one! 467 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:12,042 Try three. 468 00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:14,680 Yes. Yes. 469 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,855 Well I look forward to speaking about Virgin Mary more as well. 470 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,917 Yes. Yes. Alpha House project is moving forward. 471 00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:24,989 Students are getting along. 472 00:29:25,964 --> 00:29:27,330 No, no, no, no, complaints. 473 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:32,066 And uh if there are there's always provision 13. 474 00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:40,378 If we have to use it we most definitely will. 475 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,278 Listen up ladies, the game has changed. 476 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,617 Before you know it we're gonna have this house all to ourselves. 477 00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:49,478 - How? - Like this. 478 00:29:52,323 --> 00:29:53,382 What are you doing? 479 00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:55,489 What we have to do to take this house. 480 00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:56,986 Saddle up girls. 481 00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,195 It's time to blow some minds. 482 00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:10,198 Hey Cameron. 483 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,103 - Hey. - Hey what's up K2. 484 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:16,037 Um, I just really wanted to apologize 485 00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:17,579 for the way I have been acting lately. 486 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:19,948 - Really? - Yeah, you know. 487 00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:21,075 I know it must be weird 488 00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:22,820 being forced to live with a whole bunch of women. 489 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:24,922 It's a lot to take in all at once. 490 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:26,952 That's cool. We've been having fun. 491 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:29,690 Yeah, totally. Us too. 492 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,897 Anyways, the girls and I kinda want to offer you a peace offering. 493 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:36,995 - Oh. A peace offering? - Yeah. 494 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,863 You know, for all the trouble we caused you. 495 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,768 It's the least we can do. 496 00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:46,244 So... dinner tonight at the house. 497 00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:48,876 - On us? - Sure. Sounds good. 498 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:51,072 Perfect. I'll see you then. 499 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:52,812 And remember to dress nice. 500 00:30:53,051 --> 00:30:54,519 We got something really special planned. 501 00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:56,521 Alright. 502 00:30:56,654 --> 00:30:57,952 - See ya. - Okay, bye. 503 00:31:04,629 --> 00:31:05,597 God. 504 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,008 Good evening gentlemen. 505 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:25,243 We your alpha sisters would like to thank you 506 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:27,883 for welcoming us so warmly into your home. 507 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:29,946 As a token of our gratitude, 508 00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:32,487 we prepared a very special meal for you tonight. 509 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,125 One that I think you'll remember for a very long time. 510 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,728 Please take a seat. 511 00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:07,356 Enjoy your dinner boys. 512 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,599 I don't know about you fellas but I am famished. 513 00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:33,943 Time for stage 2. 514 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,649 Yes. Associate Dean Marshall please. 515 00:32:46,364 --> 00:32:47,798 Don't you like what you see? 516 00:32:48,399 --> 00:32:49,992 Everything looks delicious. 517 00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:52,728 Help yourself. 518 00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:03,604 No, no, no, no. 519 00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:06,209 No! No, no, no, no. 520 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:10,316 Relax Relax. Okay. 521 00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:26,237 Do you have any wasabi? 522 00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:28,262 Of course. 523 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,759 Bang-o-rang. 524 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,131 Dude, they're just boobs. 525 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,235 No, no, no, no. He's chocking! 526 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:09,671 - Oh my god! - Does anybody know the heimlich? 527 00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:11,246 Everybody relax, I'm a lifeguard. 528 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:15,846 Careful. 529 00:34:19,924 --> 00:34:22,052 - Geez are you okay? - Am I okay? Look at my face! 530 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,996 - Asshole! - What's going on? 531 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:29,734 Oh. 532 00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:54,048 I'd say I was disappointed, that doesn't quite cover. 533 00:34:55,193 --> 00:34:58,186 - Disrespected Irate Melancholy... - Pissed off! 534 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,760 - I think does it. - It's a good one. 535 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,196 Because of your antics, 536 00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:05,803 and heinous treatment of sushi 537 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,235 I've been forced to expel members of your fraternity 538 00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,441 for indecency and fraternization. 539 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:13,041 And I particularly expected more from you Ms. Kramer. 540 00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:15,636 - Me too. - Shut up potty mouth. 541 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,276 I'm so sorry Sir. It won't happen again. 542 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:19,749 Good. 543 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:22,952 Because I will not hesitate 544 00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:26,524 to put each and everyone of you out in the street, 545 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,954 if you cannot follow the rules. 546 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,157 That is all. 547 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,231 I'm so sorry. 548 00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:42,600 Edgar's gone. 549 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:44,641 So, what are we done? 550 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:46,706 We're just getting started. 551 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:47,979 We dial it up a notch. 552 00:35:48,212 --> 00:35:49,976 We just can't get caught in the process. 553 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,953 One man eliminated, but now... 554 00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:58,488 we've lost two of our own. 555 00:35:59,590 --> 00:36:00,649 That was sloppy. 556 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,094 From now on we play smarter. 557 00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:04,355 We play harder. 558 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,758 We can't afford to have anymore casualties. 559 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:15,971 That's awesome. 560 00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:21,812 Chuckie, you sure it's gonna work? 561 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:25,006 Dude, please. I switched the DVDs this morning. 562 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:30,315 Well... This is going to be educational. 563 00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:38,495 Good afternoon. 564 00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:42,728 My presentation is on Pompeii. 565 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:49,266 In 79 A.D. the Italian city of Pompeii was destroyed 566 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,736 by the sudden and devastating eruption 567 00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:53,102 of Mount Vesuvius. 568 00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:57,680 For centuries before this ruin however, 569 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,084 Pompeii was a thriving metropolis 570 00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,918 A place of wealth and abundance. 571 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,784 In fact, it's citizens produced works of art, 572 00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:08,148 dance and music. 573 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,652 Still admired till this day. 574 00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:11,084 You don't say. 575 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:14,396 Thanks. 576 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,560 Little did the people know the dangers lurking 577 00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:20,600 in the peeks and mountains near by. 578 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:33,273 Shit! 579 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,721 Stop! 580 00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:51,293 I'm gonna kill your children and your children's children. 581 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,470 Uh! Come on! 582 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:05,072 Fuck! 583 00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:11,053 So, Abby seems to think you guys 584 00:38:11,054 --> 00:38:13,957 have something to do with her presentation... 585 00:38:14,992 --> 00:38:17,257 I assure you we had nothing to do 586 00:38:17,561 --> 00:38:18,756 with the destruction of Pompeii. 587 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:21,288 Whatever. 588 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,967 I'm sorry that Edgar got kicked out last night. 589 00:38:26,671 --> 00:38:27,661 Yeah. 590 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:29,439 Same about Jessica and Katie. 591 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:33,944 Who would have thought that Associate Dean Douchebag 592 00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:35,377 was actually a man of his word. 593 00:38:37,014 --> 00:38:40,314 Still not sure why he showed up at that exact moment though. 594 00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:43,012 It's bad luck I guess. 595 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:44,678 Hey. 596 00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:47,487 Do you remember that night in High School 597 00:38:47,758 --> 00:38:49,351 when we were in Johnny Peterson's basement 598 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:53,030 and you threw up all over his coffee table? 599 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:55,096 Oh! Yes. 600 00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,126 I told his mom I was sick with the flu. 601 00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,002 Did not have the heart to tell her that we got into his dad's liquor. 602 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:02,240 Yeah, I drank you under the table that night. 603 00:39:02,506 --> 00:39:04,236 - What?! - I'm just saying 604 00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:06,307 you are kind of a lightweight. 605 00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:07,842 - Oh really? - Really. 606 00:39:08,245 --> 00:39:09,110 Really. 607 00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:11,037 Really? 608 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:16,520 Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to sit or strip. 609 00:39:16,954 --> 00:39:18,786 The rules are simple. You flip this coin 610 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,116 and call it in the air. You're right, you take a shot. 611 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:25,087 Get it wrong, you remove an article of clothing and take a shot. 612 00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:29,431 If you pass out or end up naked you're out. 613 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:32,068 - The last man... - Uh... 614 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,005 or woman... 615 00:39:34,605 --> 00:39:37,073 standing wins the game. 616 00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:38,064 There are no prizes. 617 00:39:38,275 --> 00:39:40,676 This is simply a challenge to determine the better sex. 618 00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:43,972 - Are you ready? - Yeah! 619 00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:47,516 - I said are you fucking ready? - Yeah! 620 00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,252 Good! Let the games begin. 621 00:40:53,918 --> 00:40:55,944 - Tails. - Tails! Tails! Tails! 622 00:41:01,826 --> 00:41:02,725 Alright! 623 00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:58,614 So beating you right now. 624 00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:00,675 Alright. Then let's finish this. 625 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:04,913 Heads. 626 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,673 Easy now. 627 00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:30,441 - I want a rematch. - Okay lie back. 628 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,880 Because you are very, very drunk right now. 629 00:42:43,794 --> 00:42:44,921 We can't do this. 630 00:43:18,495 --> 00:43:19,485 Zach. 631 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:24,491 Hey. 632 00:43:27,905 --> 00:43:28,964 Light Weight. 633 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:48,349 So, what is it this time? 634 00:43:56,767 --> 00:43:57,962 What am I doing here? 635 00:43:58,369 --> 00:43:59,598 How did I get here? 636 00:43:59,903 --> 00:44:00,962 You pig! 637 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,178 What the hell is going on here? 638 00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:12,980 Exactly what I said what happen 639 00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:14,746 when one of your boys cross the line. 640 00:44:15,085 --> 00:44:16,246 - What? No body... - I found them 641 00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:18,046 with a few of my girls in their rooms. 642 00:44:18,255 --> 00:44:20,451 Oh! Sounds pretty consensual to me. 643 00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:23,193 No, it sound like you conspired to get them drunk 644 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,550 so you can take advantage of them. 645 00:44:24,895 --> 00:44:26,158 Oh! Horse shit! 646 00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:27,387 You were there! 647 00:44:27,798 --> 00:44:30,768 I suggest you boys begin adhering to the rules. 648 00:44:31,435 --> 00:44:34,872 Otherwise, You'll all be looking for a new home. 649 00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:41,409 Kelly is gonna wipe us out if we don't get some help. 650 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,673 I think I know just the person. 651 00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:11,039 Yo. Who is that? 652 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:15,242 That my boys is my cousin Natalie. 653 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:16,673 She's our inside man. 654 00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:18,604 Cameron. 655 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:20,851 Boys. 656 00:45:21,785 --> 00:45:22,844 I heard you need some help. 657 00:45:22,986 --> 00:45:24,352 Yeah, you have no idea. 658 00:45:28,158 --> 00:45:30,150 Come on, baby. What about that? 659 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,690 Oh yeah. 660 00:45:37,668 --> 00:45:38,636 God! 661 00:45:41,772 --> 00:45:43,934 - Dean Marshall - I am busy Stephanie! 662 00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:46,570 - He's busy. - I don't give a rat's ass! 663 00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:49,978 Marshall! What the devil are you up to? 664 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,438 Dean Bungalon. 665 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,616 I'm not quite sure what you are referring to. 666 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,018 Alpha House? 667 00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:59,017 You're trying to launch some kind of CoEd program? 668 00:45:59,356 --> 00:46:02,451 Yes yes, the uh first of it's kind in the state in fact. 669 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,359 Very progressive. 670 00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:08,497 And certainly within my remit as Associate Dean. 671 00:46:08,665 --> 00:46:09,997 But I hear it has resulted 672 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,801 in the ejection of some students from the faternity. 673 00:46:13,036 --> 00:46:15,631 Yes, it's an unfortunate but necessary. 674 00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:17,068 My ass. 675 00:46:17,841 --> 00:46:19,173 I cannot for the life of me figure out 676 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,105 why you would think is a good idea 677 00:46:21,245 --> 00:46:24,306 to put a bunch of sexed up young adults under one roof. 678 00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:26,412 What did you think was going to happen? 679 00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:28,952 The benefits of the program far out way the risks. 680 00:46:29,686 --> 00:46:32,884 Making the Greek system CoEd fosters a unity 681 00:46:32,990 --> 00:46:34,515 between the genders, and offers for a more... 682 00:46:35,092 --> 00:46:36,993 cohesive living situation. 683 00:46:38,228 --> 00:46:40,493 But no fraternization with the opposite sex? 684 00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:43,334 You're suppressing their natural urges. 685 00:46:43,867 --> 00:46:46,359 - Hell when I was an Alpha... - Yes. Yes. We... 686 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,864 all know about the old days when you were went Greek sir. 687 00:46:51,008 --> 00:46:54,069 The point is students come to Sterling College 688 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,106 to learn and to have fun. 689 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,408 Not to be put into some social experiment. 690 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,208 I appreciate your concern sir. 691 00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:04,116 I don't know what your end game is Marshall, 692 00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:08,250 But if I get a call that this little plan of yours went tits up... 693 00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:10,659 It's your ass. 694 00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,327 - Not mine. - Tits up my ass. 695 00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:14,929 Got it. 696 00:47:15,732 --> 00:47:17,997 Will there be anything else? Sir? 697 00:47:18,468 --> 00:47:19,458 No. 698 00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:21,262 Carry on with um... 699 00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:23,266 Whatever it is that you do in here. 700 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:33,283 Ladies. This is Natalie. 701 00:47:33,483 --> 00:47:35,008 She just transferred to Sterling. 702 00:47:35,285 --> 00:47:36,913 So please make her feel at home. 703 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,289 - Hi Natalie. - Hey 704 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,283 - I'm Emery. - I'm Allison. 705 00:50:26,223 --> 00:50:28,590 - Any progress with Kelly? - No progress there. 706 00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:31,352 That is wrapped tighter then a condom on Peter North's dick. 707 00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:33,825 Just keep on trying to break that hymen okay? 708 00:50:33,997 --> 00:50:36,899 If you see any opportunity to take some leverage, take it. 709 00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,002 Roger that. 710 00:50:38,602 --> 00:50:39,797 I love you cousin. 711 00:50:46,676 --> 00:50:48,076 I need you to do some research for me. 712 00:50:48,845 --> 00:50:50,313 I think we have a double agent in our midst. 713 00:50:50,914 --> 00:50:53,281 Find out everything you can from that new girl Natalie. 714 00:50:53,650 --> 00:50:54,618 I'm on it. 715 00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,644 Time to turn up the heat. 716 00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:08,089 Oh no, no, no, no, no. Okay not-not in here. 717 00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:11,962 This is our basement okay? This is our territory. 718 00:51:12,969 --> 00:51:15,336 Haven't you heard about burlesquercise? 719 00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:25,204 Okay but... 720 00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:27,683 5 minutes. 721 00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:05,118 Umm, you could make it 10. 722 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,736 Yeah go sexy. 723 00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:08,037 Yeah. 724 00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:13,510 Oh. 725 00:54:17,153 --> 00:54:18,121 I think I want more. 726 00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:20,255 Alright. 727 00:54:20,757 --> 00:54:21,986 Yeah baby. 728 00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:23,983 There we go. 729 00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:25,522 Sexy! 730 00:54:32,335 --> 00:54:34,930 - Oh shit! - Oh! 731 00:54:37,407 --> 00:54:39,000 What is going on in here? 732 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:01,198 So close. 733 00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:05,995 Dude, we should all just leave the house, okay? 734 00:55:06,202 --> 00:55:07,465 We're dropping like flies. 735 00:55:07,771 --> 00:55:09,603 I wish I could get Allison to drop her pants. 736 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,438 I bet her cooz is like fine china. 737 00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:14,505 Dude, now you're just being creepy. 738 00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:17,446 Guys we can do this. 739 00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:20,144 We're Alpha's for Christ sake! 740 00:55:20,383 --> 00:55:22,284 Alright, we'll wear them down. You'll see. 741 00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:36,492 Umm... You okay? 742 00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:37,927 We're not going to make it. 743 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:40,137 Not with you girls walking around the house flaunting your goods. 744 00:55:40,270 --> 00:55:41,431 Flaunting our goods? 745 00:55:41,705 --> 00:55:43,071 We're not built to defend against this. 746 00:55:43,206 --> 00:55:45,971 It's like you're actually trying to get us tossed out. 747 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,077 All I ever wanted is to be an Alpha. 748 00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:06,319 What are you doing? 749 00:56:07,263 --> 00:56:08,788 Flaunting my goods. 750 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:41,496 Feeling better? 751 00:56:41,998 --> 00:56:43,591 Ah... Yeah. 752 00:56:47,470 --> 00:56:48,870 I need to tell you something. 753 00:56:50,507 --> 00:56:51,770 You're right about us. 754 00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:55,068 Kelly is trying to take over Alpha House 755 00:56:55,145 --> 00:56:56,670 and turn it into a sorority. 756 00:56:57,013 --> 00:56:59,414 What? How? 757 00:56:59,716 --> 00:57:03,050 It's something called provision 13. 758 00:57:03,653 --> 00:57:06,919 It states that if the ratio of either gender falls below 40% 759 00:57:06,990 --> 00:57:09,960 the gender that has the majority, has control. 760 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,258 That's why you guys have been getting kicked out 761 00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:13,988 so that we have the majority. 762 00:57:16,032 --> 00:57:18,001 We've been playing you the entire time. 763 00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:22,999 I'm sorry. 764 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:36,116 You asshole! 765 00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:38,051 You crossed enemy lines! 766 00:57:38,321 --> 00:57:39,914 I can't believe you're fucking her! 767 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,115 - Smelenie! Of all of them. - It was just once! 768 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,185 And a half. 769 00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:48,498 Okay. Look. 770 00:57:49,032 --> 00:57:51,627 I am sorry that I punched you. 771 00:57:51,935 --> 00:57:53,563 But you fucking deserve it, you know that? 772 00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:55,669 - I know. - Shit! 773 00:57:56,573 --> 00:57:57,541 Shit! 774 00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:00,271 So what do we do now huh? Big guy! 775 00:58:03,012 --> 00:58:04,002 I have an idea. 776 00:58:12,555 --> 00:58:13,921 Alright sneak into Dean Marshall's office, 777 00:58:14,157 --> 00:58:15,648 and find out whatever we can about this prevision 13 bullshit 778 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,693 and use it against the girls. Shit security! 779 00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:19,385 - Go, go, go! - What are you doing? 780 00:58:36,713 --> 00:58:38,272 Okay let's do this. Quick in and quick out. 781 00:58:38,481 --> 00:58:39,710 - Like your mama? - Dick. 782 00:58:40,984 --> 00:58:41,952 Okay. 783 00:58:46,623 --> 00:58:47,556 You finding anything? 784 00:58:48,091 --> 00:58:48,956 No! 785 00:58:49,926 --> 00:58:51,656 Dude, dude, dude check it out! 786 00:58:53,963 --> 00:58:54,953 What!? 787 00:58:58,167 --> 00:59:01,194 Got it. Alright now let's rub our balls all over his office. 788 00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:02,732 - Dibs on his phone! - Okay! 789 00:59:05,909 --> 00:59:06,877 Shit! 790 00:59:07,410 --> 00:59:09,311 Shit! Come on, come on, come on. 791 00:59:12,348 --> 00:59:15,716 I want you to fuck me on my freak boss's desk. 792 00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:20,652 Treat me like a bad girl. 793 00:59:21,024 --> 00:59:23,516 You're such a freak wanting to do it in Marshall's office. 794 00:59:26,796 --> 00:59:28,025 Enjoy it while it's here baby. 795 00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:31,023 Marshall's gon his eye on the Dean position 796 00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:32,700 at Virgin Mary College. 797 00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:36,962 Prestige. Expensive. And all girls. 798 00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:39,975 Why do you think he came up with that freak idea 799 00:59:40,343 --> 00:59:42,107 to CoEd all the fraternities. 800 00:59:43,112 --> 00:59:45,843 He had to show his commitment in order to seal... 801 00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,744 the... deal. 802 00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:49,619 Marshall is such a fucking freak. 803 00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:53,147 He only wants that job so he can flirt with college girls. 804 00:59:54,624 --> 00:59:55,683 Flip. 805 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,497 Gentlemen. 806 01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:04,628 We are not gonna sit idly by 807 01:00:04,834 --> 01:00:08,669 and watch our beloved fraternities be stolen from beneath our feet. 808 01:00:08,905 --> 01:00:11,072 From this night forward, we do everything in our powers 809 01:00:11,073 --> 01:00:12,633 to stop the advancement of Kelly 810 01:00:12,976 --> 01:00:14,035 and the monkey dick lover that we know 811 01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,079 - as Associate Dean douchebag. - How? 812 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:17,512 Well... 813 01:00:18,748 --> 01:00:20,876 Enough with the drawings. Just tell them the plan. 814 01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:25,214 Well first we vow not to touch the poon. 815 01:00:25,521 --> 01:00:29,288 So keep it in your pants. Then, those lying, 816 01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:31,287 disingenuous, 817 01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:34,696 fragalent, mendacious, perfidious 818 01:00:35,365 --> 01:00:38,028 whores at their own game. 819 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:40,068 Who's with us? 820 01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:46,400 Ladies and Gentleman. 821 01:00:46,676 --> 01:00:48,668 Welcome to Greek Charity days 822 01:00:49,012 --> 01:00:51,106 where all proceeds earned by students 823 01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:53,907 are donated to the charity of every fraternity 824 01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:55,813 and sororities choice. 825 01:01:01,557 --> 01:01:04,891 Yep. No exactly the turn out I was expecting. 826 01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:09,623 - But it's... Pretty shitty. - Yeah it's pretty shitty 827 01:01:12,001 --> 01:01:14,368 The girls seem to be doing pretty well. 828 01:01:16,072 --> 01:01:17,267 Suspiciously well. 829 01:01:17,807 --> 01:01:20,003 Come and get your kisses! 830 01:01:29,152 --> 01:01:31,815 - Dude give me $10 dollars. - Dude stop it. Alright. 831 01:01:32,121 --> 01:01:33,020 Hey everyone... 832 01:01:33,322 --> 01:01:35,951 - Look! - Give money to Chair Titty Day! 833 01:01:40,730 --> 01:01:42,824 Oh are you gonna squirt me with your big gun? 834 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,802 That will be $75 dollars. 835 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:49,604 Thanks. 836 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,172 You think you can score? 837 01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,942 - Dude we are in trouble man. - Big trouble. 838 01:02:03,586 --> 01:02:05,487 - Zach. - Uh Zach? 839 01:02:06,055 --> 01:02:07,648 - Zach who? - Oh come on Cameron. 840 01:02:08,424 --> 01:02:12,987 Oh! Zach! He's not here. Do you see him? 841 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,533 Really? You're that pissed at me? 842 01:02:18,267 --> 01:02:21,135 He says that you lied to him and that he was bad at the sex. 843 01:02:22,371 --> 01:02:23,634 What did you expect me to do? 844 01:02:24,006 --> 01:02:26,441 I'm trying to fit in. Be part of the group. Just like you. 845 01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:28,044 You would have done the same thing. 846 01:02:29,078 --> 01:02:30,307 Probably already have. 847 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,182 He says he has nothing else to say to you. 848 01:02:33,483 --> 01:02:35,008 Well I have nothing else to say to him either. 849 01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:36,844 Dude she's cute. 850 01:02:37,053 --> 01:02:38,052 We need to figure something out. We need to... 851 01:02:38,053 --> 01:02:39,987 - Decent body too. - We need to get serious! 852 01:02:39,988 --> 01:02:42,049 Hey I have a question if you're ever done with her you think... 853 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,491 Cam! 854 01:02:44,627 --> 01:02:46,528 - You like her! - Shut up. 855 01:02:46,729 --> 01:02:49,392 You like Smelanie! I fucking knew it. 856 01:02:54,103 --> 01:02:55,731 Hey guys Zach like Melanie. 857 01:02:56,038 --> 01:02:57,165 Oh okay, you get one more of those 858 01:02:57,273 --> 01:03:00,038 and I swear to Christ I'm gonna punch you right in the gooch. 859 01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:03,604 What you got? 860 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,673 - Almost finished. - Check it out. 861 01:03:06,082 --> 01:03:08,051 - Nice. - And the website? 862 01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:09,547 Ready to roll. 863 01:03:13,122 --> 01:03:16,092 5 bucks a day keep the blue balls away. 864 01:03:16,159 --> 01:03:17,149 Make it 10. 865 01:03:18,327 --> 01:03:19,488 We're getting creamed out there. 866 01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:22,562 - 10 it is. - Come back time. 867 01:03:29,205 --> 01:03:33,802 I know that Kelly is in this whole empowerment thing but, 868 01:03:34,043 --> 01:03:36,808 I kinda just want to rage and... 869 01:03:38,047 --> 01:03:39,208 get some dick, you know? 870 01:03:40,082 --> 01:03:41,072 Shit. 871 01:03:47,790 --> 01:03:51,727 Hey Rene can you move to the right a bit? 872 01:03:51,994 --> 01:03:52,962 Why? 873 01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:58,031 I wanted to get a better look at your bra. It's really nice. 874 01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,269 - You think so? - Yeah can I see it? 875 01:04:00,603 --> 01:04:03,801 Yeah. I finally splurged and got myself some nice ones. 876 01:04:06,075 --> 01:04:06,974 Here you go. 877 01:04:07,877 --> 01:04:09,470 Perfecto. 878 01:04:10,213 --> 01:04:11,272 It is nice. 879 01:04:12,481 --> 01:04:13,813 I love your cousin. 880 01:04:13,983 --> 01:04:15,679 Touch her and I'll kill you man. 881 01:04:15,985 --> 01:04:16,953 Literally. 882 01:04:17,587 --> 01:04:19,852 - It's cute. - It would get me dick. 883 01:04:20,122 --> 01:04:22,114 It definiteluy would. 884 01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:25,528 Nice job boys. 885 01:04:26,128 --> 01:04:28,154 We have a problem. Camera 7 is offline. 886 01:04:28,564 --> 01:04:30,556 - Which one is that? - The one in K2's room. 887 01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:32,899 Shit you think she found it? 888 01:04:33,169 --> 01:04:35,434 I don't know. If she did she'd be in here 889 01:04:35,671 --> 01:04:37,071 cutting our dicks off, right? Wouldn't she? 890 01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:39,073 Oh fuck. 891 01:04:59,128 --> 01:04:59,993 Dude, so how much we made so far? 892 01:05:00,196 --> 01:05:01,755 - $12,000 dollars. - What? 893 01:05:01,964 --> 01:05:03,091 Yeah, and that's just the first day dude. 894 01:05:03,366 --> 01:05:05,301 I'm telling you Zach if we keep going like this 895 01:05:05,534 --> 01:05:07,069 we're gonna be able to buy our own fraternity. 896 01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:08,367 Hey February! 897 01:05:08,838 --> 01:05:10,636 Dude that's like the 3rd time that's happened to me today. 898 01:05:11,173 --> 01:05:13,074 - What? Called you February? - Yeah, weird right? 899 01:05:13,242 --> 01:05:14,232 Yeah. 900 01:05:15,011 --> 01:05:16,104 Hello boys. 901 01:05:17,713 --> 01:05:19,045 You'd like your copies autographed? 902 01:05:21,150 --> 01:05:22,550 Ladies, there's plenty me to go around. 903 01:05:23,052 --> 01:05:25,146 Um exactly what am I autographing? 904 01:05:25,488 --> 01:05:26,353 This. 905 01:05:27,323 --> 01:05:28,450 Oh shit! 906 01:05:29,225 --> 01:05:30,249 What happened to my dick? 907 01:05:30,559 --> 01:05:31,959 I know. I'm so sorry. 908 01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:34,397 This is not what I look like! This is not what I look like! 909 01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:36,822 I have a friend that's really good at photo editing. 910 01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:37,964 Give me that. 911 01:05:41,704 --> 01:05:42,637 Mine's crooked! 912 01:05:42,872 --> 01:05:44,363 Actually it's a perfect right angle. 913 01:05:44,974 --> 01:05:47,068 - My dick does not look like this! - Dude calm down. 914 01:05:48,077 --> 01:05:50,103 No. No I will not calm down! 915 01:05:50,513 --> 01:05:51,481 I need the world to know that 916 01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,845 I don't have a god damn 90 degree penius! 917 01:05:54,183 --> 01:05:56,118 In fact, I'm gonna show every body! 918 01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:58,254 Dude keep your pants on. Keep your pants on. 919 01:05:58,688 --> 01:06:00,054 - This is not over. - Not yet. 920 01:06:00,356 --> 01:06:01,984 - Come on. No. - I wanna show'em. 921 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:03,923 - Kelly. - What's wrong? 922 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,492 I got the research you asked for on Natalie. 923 01:06:07,129 --> 01:06:07,994 Cousins?! 924 01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:27,947 Leverage. 925 01:06:34,423 --> 01:06:35,550 Kelly? 926 01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:39,962 Are you there you bad, bad girl? 927 01:06:45,067 --> 01:06:46,501 What are you guys doing here? 928 01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:50,005 We got the note from Kelly and said she wanted to party. 929 01:06:50,973 --> 01:06:52,669 Shit. We've been set up. 930 01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:54,065 Come on we have to get out of here. 931 01:06:54,310 --> 01:06:55,437 Oh my god! 932 01:06:57,046 --> 01:06:58,446 What are you doing in my room? 933 01:06:59,015 --> 01:06:59,983 With drugs! 934 01:07:00,383 --> 01:07:01,612 And fetish wear. 935 01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:03,944 I told you they were out of control. 936 01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:08,121 Well Dean Bungalon, 937 01:07:08,591 --> 01:07:11,083 I think you will agree there really is no choice here. 938 01:07:16,332 --> 01:07:17,356 I agree. 939 01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:19,733 Gentlemen. 940 01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:21,938 Madam. 941 01:07:23,005 --> 01:07:24,132 You're out! 942 01:07:25,174 --> 01:07:26,142 Dude. 943 01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:28,004 Well, that's it then 944 01:07:28,144 --> 01:07:30,579 without these 2 the guys have less the 40%. 945 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,781 And even without Miss lady pain here, 946 01:07:33,015 --> 01:07:34,108 we've still got the majority. 947 01:07:34,450 --> 01:07:36,214 Alpha House is ours! 948 01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:44,090 You know it didn't have to be this way. 949 01:07:46,028 --> 01:07:47,997 We could have changed Sterling College for the better. 950 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:53,036 We could have found a way to live together as equals. 951 01:07:55,304 --> 01:07:59,002 But instead you had to sow the seeds of discontent. 952 01:07:59,775 --> 01:08:00,902 And you know what happened, 953 01:08:01,644 --> 01:08:04,011 you rapped the fucking world wind! 954 01:08:04,146 --> 01:08:05,444 That's what happen! 955 01:08:10,286 --> 01:08:12,414 You're sexy when you're megalomaniacal. 956 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:13,946 Laugh it up frodo. 957 01:08:14,557 --> 01:08:18,050 But tonight I'll be sleeping in my nice warm bed. 958 01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:20,061 In this very house. 959 01:08:20,963 --> 01:08:22,124 Where will you be sleeping? 960 01:08:23,199 --> 01:08:26,294 Oh well it's Tuesday so that would be with your mom! 961 01:08:29,672 --> 01:08:30,605 Oh! 962 01:08:33,843 --> 01:08:35,004 Later losers. 963 01:08:36,712 --> 01:08:37,873 Come on ladies let's go. 964 01:08:40,483 --> 01:08:41,849 I'm really sorry boys. 965 01:08:43,285 --> 01:08:44,446 I wish there was something I could do. 966 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,689 Yeah, yeah me too but um... 967 01:08:47,223 --> 01:08:49,055 Unfortunately my hands are tide. 968 01:08:49,558 --> 01:08:50,753 Yeah I'm sure. 969 01:08:52,161 --> 01:08:53,151 Come on guys. 970 01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:13,214 I brought all the paperwork to officially turn Alpha House 971 01:09:13,449 --> 01:09:14,917 in the Delta Pi Sorority. 972 01:09:15,184 --> 01:09:16,846 All you have to do is sign right here. 973 01:09:21,590 --> 01:09:22,922 Is there something wrong? 974 01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:26,289 I'm afraid we are going in a different direction. 975 01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:31,832 You see, CoEd fraternity project was meant to showcase 976 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,027 how Sterling College fosters productive interacting 977 01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:35,363 between the genders. 978 01:09:36,038 --> 01:09:39,202 I'm sure you will agree it was an unmitigated disaster. 979 01:09:39,675 --> 01:09:42,076 I don't understand. What about provision 13? 980 01:09:42,211 --> 01:09:43,577 Give you the fraternity? 981 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:47,475 Oh I don't know? Why don't I also open up a brothel? 982 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,079 After what you girls did? 983 01:09:53,556 --> 01:09:54,888 Oh I don't think so. 984 01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:57,117 I did what you told me to do. 985 01:09:58,994 --> 01:10:00,087 Can you prove that? 986 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:03,696 Oh! I don't think so. 987 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:07,128 You have 24 hours to vacate Alpha House. 988 01:10:12,074 --> 01:10:13,064 That is all. 989 01:10:27,156 --> 01:10:27,953 Girls. 990 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,286 We need to talk. 991 01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:36,729 - Alpha is no longer a fraternity. - Yeah no shit! 992 01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,930 You made sure of that cruela devil. 993 01:10:39,268 --> 01:10:41,134 We were just following Marshall's orders. 994 01:10:41,437 --> 01:10:42,268 He told me he wanted to show 995 01:10:42,504 --> 01:10:44,439 how he was a big supporter of female empowerment 996 01:10:44,607 --> 01:10:47,475 by turning those sexist fraternity on campus into sorority. 997 01:10:47,743 --> 01:10:49,609 But in the end he just wanted to shut it down. 998 01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:52,241 - And he used us to do it. - Wait? Shut it down? 999 01:10:52,448 --> 01:10:54,474 Completely. Abandon. Boarded up. 1000 01:10:54,717 --> 01:10:55,946 We're just as homeless as you are. 1001 01:10:56,185 --> 01:10:58,051 I know that I don't deserve this. 1002 01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:00,414 That we don't deserve this after what we did but, 1003 01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:03,686 We can't back and watch Alpha House disappear. 1004 01:11:03,959 --> 01:11:05,951 - What we? - Yes we! 1005 01:11:06,362 --> 01:11:08,194 That dickweed needs to get what's coming to him. 1006 01:11:08,364 --> 01:11:10,026 Nobody crosses Kelly Dorothy Kramer. 1007 01:11:12,334 --> 01:11:14,269 - Dorothy. - Shut up! 1008 01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:16,771 Now you're gonna help us get Alpha House back or what? 1009 01:11:17,506 --> 01:11:20,999 I don't know. You did already break our trust once. 1010 01:11:21,877 --> 01:11:23,004 Please. 1011 01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:24,703 We'll do anything. 1012 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:26,415 Anything? 1013 01:11:40,396 --> 01:11:42,831 Looking good ladies. 1014 01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:45,130 We're in. Admin Building 2pm. 1015 01:11:45,567 --> 01:11:48,537 And don't feel the need to change in the count of us, okay? 1016 01:11:55,010 --> 01:11:56,979 I'm sorry but there is absolutely nothing I could do 1017 01:11:57,046 --> 01:11:59,106 to over turn Associate Dean Marshall's decision. 1018 01:11:59,682 --> 01:12:00,672 What about the Alpha Creed? 1019 01:12:00,949 --> 01:12:02,747 Yeah! Once and Alpha always an Alpha! 1020 01:12:03,686 --> 01:12:05,052 I really wish I could help you. 1021 01:12:06,689 --> 01:12:08,385 Thank you sir we really appreciate your time. 1022 01:12:11,393 --> 01:12:12,486 Of course... 1023 01:12:13,128 --> 01:12:15,188 If Marshall was to lose his position with the administration, 1024 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,963 all of his policies would be reviewed. 1025 01:12:18,967 --> 01:12:20,333 Wh... wait a minute are you saying that 1026 01:12:20,536 --> 01:12:22,232 if we get Dean Marshall kicked out of the college 1027 01:12:22,404 --> 01:12:24,134 that we might be able to get Alpha House back? 1028 01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:26,973 Well the reason for his dismissal would have to be something... 1029 01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:31,005 pretty F'n dishonorable. Something so scandalous 1030 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,647 that the college would disown all of his decisions. 1031 01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:36,678 Just to distance itself from him. 1032 01:12:37,119 --> 01:12:38,417 Dishonorable. 1033 01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:40,287 Scandalous. 1034 01:12:40,923 --> 01:12:41,947 We'll do it. 1035 01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:46,085 Of course this conversation never happened. 1036 01:12:46,929 --> 01:12:48,488 Of course. Thank you Dean. 1037 01:12:52,334 --> 01:12:53,996 Once an Alpha always an Alpha. 1038 01:12:56,004 --> 01:12:57,870 Cameron, you take a team into Marshall's office. 1039 01:12:58,073 --> 01:13:00,008 Place cameras here, here, here. 1040 01:13:00,275 --> 01:13:01,299 Roger that. 1041 01:13:01,744 --> 01:13:03,804 Once you're in, be fast. In and out. 1042 01:13:04,012 --> 01:13:06,777 But make sure the cameras are invisible. Undetectable. 1043 01:13:06,949 --> 01:13:08,076 We need full coverage. 1044 01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:10,251 Right there. Right there. 1045 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,247 Go, go, go, go! 1046 01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:13,544 Come on let's go! 1047 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,382 Whatever he does in that office we need to see it. 1048 01:13:16,592 --> 01:13:17,651 What do you think we'll find? 1049 01:13:17,793 --> 01:13:19,455 I don't know but based on what his assistant said 1050 01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:21,994 probably some freaky ass shit. 1051 01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:36,011 Did he us ask to get fucked in the ass 1052 01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,808 by a chick wearing a squirrel costume? 1053 01:13:38,113 --> 01:13:39,079 Yeah I think so. 1054 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,913 I think I just puked in my mouth a little. 1055 01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:43,611 What are we gonna do with all this Intel after we gather it? 1056 01:13:44,052 --> 01:13:45,213 We bait the trap. 1057 01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:51,726 Stephanie. I see you're working. 1058 01:13:56,231 --> 01:13:57,358 What's this? 1059 01:14:03,872 --> 01:14:05,340 Oh, oh, oh my. 1060 01:14:10,846 --> 01:14:13,179 I'm going to lunch. 1061 01:14:15,751 --> 01:14:16,741 Whatever. 1062 01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:35,036 What's the password? 1063 01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:37,606 Acorn. Acorn! 1064 01:14:39,007 --> 01:14:41,101 Hello. Anyone here? 1065 01:14:49,384 --> 01:14:53,617 - Umm, Miss furry Doublestuff? - Hold on. 1066 01:14:54,122 --> 01:14:55,385 Make yourself at home. 1067 01:15:00,362 --> 01:15:04,129 Wow, I knew you had a lot of stuff but... 1068 01:15:05,767 --> 01:15:06,735 Oh... 1069 01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:14,241 This is so disgusting. 1070 01:15:14,476 --> 01:15:17,105 I think you mean this is so awesome. 1071 01:15:20,983 --> 01:15:23,919 Is this what you wanted Mr. Rosenbush? 1072 01:15:36,665 --> 01:15:38,133 Sweet baby Jesus what am I seeing? 1073 01:15:39,167 --> 01:15:40,931 Umm please. 1074 01:15:42,304 --> 01:15:43,328 Call me tiger. 1075 01:15:44,006 --> 01:15:47,875 His porn name is tiger Rosenbush? 1076 01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:50,837 It's better then mine. Mocki Mckenley. 1077 01:15:51,413 --> 01:15:54,076 - See k2 what you do... - I know how it works. 1078 01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,344 And no I'm not gonna tell you my name. 1079 01:15:59,121 --> 01:16:00,145 Okay. 1080 01:16:01,023 --> 01:16:01,991 Tiger. 1081 01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:11,834 Take your pants off. 1082 01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:14,964 Right away Miss Doublestuff. 1083 01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:21,800 Almost there. 1084 01:16:26,081 --> 01:16:27,014 Boxer briefs. 1085 01:16:28,050 --> 01:16:30,645 Oh I couldn't make up my mind. 1086 01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:32,109 Loose'em. 1087 01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:40,585 Where is it? 1088 01:16:41,129 --> 01:16:43,496 - That's it? Isn't it? - No, no, no, that's a smudge. 1089 01:16:45,801 --> 01:16:47,963 Mama squirrel loves nuts. 1090 01:16:50,806 --> 01:16:51,671 Oh you do. 1091 01:16:53,008 --> 01:16:54,135 Bark like a dog. 1092 01:16:54,509 --> 01:16:55,704 - What? - Bark! 1093 01:16:57,346 --> 01:16:58,245 Louder! 1094 01:17:02,784 --> 01:17:04,047 Meow like a pussycat. 1095 01:17:05,654 --> 01:17:07,054 And what does the cow say? 1096 01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:09,655 The says Moo. The cow says Moo! 1097 01:17:10,192 --> 01:17:11,558 Are you ready tiger? 1098 01:17:13,228 --> 01:17:15,720 Yes, yes. It's great! 1099 01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:17,560 Oh my god! 1100 01:17:18,033 --> 01:17:19,968 Is she going to... 1101 01:17:22,004 --> 01:17:24,132 Yes she is! 1102 01:17:35,450 --> 01:17:37,510 I am honored to be speaking in front of you today. 1103 01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:41,323 I am particularly grateful to provostalious 1104 01:17:41,523 --> 01:17:43,685 and the other Virgin Mary administrators 1105 01:17:43,892 --> 01:17:46,054 for making time in their very busy schedules to be here today. 1106 01:17:46,294 --> 01:17:47,193 Thank you. 1107 01:17:47,863 --> 01:17:50,298 Through out my tenure at Sterling College, 1108 01:17:50,632 --> 01:17:55,195 I am most proud of how I fought for equal gender rights. 1109 01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:57,970 Although I did not achieved the level of success 1110 01:17:58,106 --> 01:18:00,837 I had hope with my most recent project. 1111 01:18:02,077 --> 01:18:04,012 The rehabilitation of Sterling College's 1112 01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:08,308 most notorious and disrespected fraternity. 1113 01:18:09,284 --> 01:18:12,254 I swear to you on my nana's graves 1114 01:18:12,921 --> 01:18:14,981 I will continue the gender fight 1115 01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:19,052 until I have serviced the needs of every female student. 1116 01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,292 That is so gross. 1117 01:18:21,763 --> 01:18:23,163 That proffer my resignation 1118 01:18:23,465 --> 01:18:25,832 as Associate Dean at Sterling College... 1119 01:18:26,134 --> 01:18:27,193 You guys ready? 1120 01:18:27,669 --> 01:18:33,267 ...And accept the position of Dean of Virgin Mary University. 1121 01:18:33,642 --> 01:18:34,575 Drop it. 1122 01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:36,976 Like it's hot. Roll it. 1123 01:18:43,151 --> 01:18:44,881 Proto status. I... 1124 01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:47,079 He's not gonna like this. 1125 01:18:47,756 --> 01:18:49,952 As well as inserting my rigid ethics 1126 01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:51,388 in the lives of your most impressive student body. 1127 01:18:51,593 --> 01:18:53,357 - It's him right? - Yeah. That's him. 1128 01:18:55,063 --> 01:18:56,122 Now ah... 1129 01:18:57,999 --> 01:18:59,592 What is... I'm sorry... Hello. 1130 01:19:01,036 --> 01:19:02,937 No! No! That is not me. 1131 01:19:03,271 --> 01:19:05,536 That is. It's photoshoped people. 1132 01:19:05,774 --> 01:19:07,538 - Oh mommy. - Thanks for coming. 1133 01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:09,305 Turn this off please. 1134 01:19:11,113 --> 01:19:14,083 Please somebody tell me which one does it! 1135 01:19:15,717 --> 01:19:16,707 Turn it off! 1136 01:19:18,286 --> 01:19:20,551 Marshall please. Don't! Don't please. 1137 01:19:22,224 --> 01:19:23,157 It's not me. 1138 01:19:24,326 --> 01:19:25,350 Save it Marshall. 1139 01:19:25,994 --> 01:19:27,656 You're not who we thought you were. 1140 01:19:28,029 --> 01:19:29,998 There's no place for you at Virgin Mary College after all. 1141 01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,358 Furry freak... 1142 01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:32,828 Wait a minute... you can't... 1143 01:19:33,635 --> 01:19:35,160 Tiger Rosenbush? 1144 01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:39,402 Hey can I get a copy of that? 1145 01:19:39,808 --> 01:19:40,741 Great job. 1146 01:19:44,713 --> 01:19:47,410 Alpha House! 1147 01:19:51,153 --> 01:19:54,055 Today we reenter an elite brotherhood... 1148 01:19:55,390 --> 01:19:56,517 and sisterhood, 1149 01:19:57,926 --> 01:20:01,055 Are we ready to uphold the traditions of this fraternity... 1150 01:20:02,164 --> 01:20:04,724 I mean fraternasorority. 1151 01:20:06,234 --> 01:20:08,931 If you are let me hear you say yeah. 1152 01:20:09,171 --> 01:20:10,833 Yeah! 1153 01:20:11,006 --> 01:20:12,975 And do we pledge no matter what, 1154 01:20:13,775 --> 01:20:16,040 to never let her hallowed halls fall silent. 1155 01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:19,104 To never let the kegs go dry. 1156 01:20:19,748 --> 01:20:21,011 And to never... 1157 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:24,643 ever, let the party die. 1158 01:20:26,188 --> 01:20:28,987 If you're with me let me hear you say fuck yeah. 1159 01:20:29,357 --> 01:20:31,792 Fuck yeah! 1160 01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:38,097 Welcome back. 1161 01:20:38,433 --> 01:20:41,961 To the 24 hour party machine! 1162 01:20:48,643 --> 01:20:50,271 Alpha House! 1163 01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,675 They're not back in 5 minutes I'm putting my clothes back on. 1164 01:20:59,287 --> 01:21:01,984 I have to say when I told you guys to find some dirt... 1165 01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:05,117 I wasn't expecting this. 1166 01:21:05,894 --> 01:21:07,920 Well sir it was a full team effort. 1167 01:21:08,196 --> 01:21:09,528 Without everybody involved, 1168 01:21:10,465 --> 01:21:11,398 never would have happened. 1169 01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:17,732 I have some fond memories of this place. 1170 01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:20,639 Thowin' back brooze. Banging tang. 1171 01:21:22,143 --> 01:21:25,307 Hell I was the Alpha Male 3 years running. 1172 01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:28,607 Sometimes wish I could come back. 1173 01:21:29,451 --> 01:21:30,942 Sir you're always welcome back. 1174 01:21:31,987 --> 01:21:33,421 Once and Alpha always an Alpha. 1175 01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:37,253 I may just take you up on that. 1176 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:39,550 Chuckie get over here, 1177 01:21:39,928 --> 01:21:42,022 Tracie is showing us what she learned in Mexico 1178 01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:44,194 while standing. Come on! 1179 01:21:44,599 --> 01:21:45,692 Excuse us. 1180 01:21:50,038 --> 01:21:51,370 - Have a great party. - Thank you Sir. 1181 01:21:55,310 --> 01:21:57,245 You know I was thinking... 1182 01:21:57,512 --> 01:22:01,005 - Where you? - Yeah I was thinking we could uh, 1183 01:22:01,850 --> 01:22:05,719 You know. Again. Unless you're still mad at me. 1184 01:22:05,954 --> 01:22:07,013 - Lets go. - Okay. 1185 01:22:07,656 --> 01:22:08,589 Excuse me girls. 1186 01:22:17,532 --> 01:22:18,898 Don't slam the door on my face. 1187 01:22:19,134 --> 01:22:22,571 - Why shouldn't I? - Because I brought you these. 1188 01:22:27,842 --> 01:22:28,810 You wanna come in? 1189 01:22:30,011 --> 01:22:31,001 Sure. 1190 01:22:37,585 --> 01:22:38,746 So what do you want? 1191 01:22:39,888 --> 01:22:41,857 Uh, I just... 1192 01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:43,981 I know you don't like me very much 1193 01:22:44,192 --> 01:22:45,956 but since we are officially now roommates... 1194 01:22:46,394 --> 01:22:47,885 - House mates. - Right. 1195 01:22:48,830 --> 01:22:51,163 I figured that we should start fresh. 1196 01:22:53,335 --> 01:22:56,032 K2 I know I can be a bit of an asshole but... 1197 01:22:56,438 --> 01:22:58,737 - Cameron. - I think if you got to know me... 1198 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:00,969 - Cameron! - Yeah. 1199 01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:02,809 Turn around. 1200 01:23:09,050 --> 01:23:10,074 Bang-o-rang. 1201 01:23:11,853 --> 01:23:12,877 You're an asshole. 1202 01:23:13,088 --> 01:23:14,351 President asshole. 1203 01:23:15,323 --> 01:23:16,450 But I don't hate you. 1204 01:23:17,158 --> 01:23:18,649 Oh! Apparently not. 1205 01:23:20,895 --> 01:23:22,090 Sady Saltaire. 1206 01:23:22,731 --> 01:23:23,699 Uh what? 1207 01:23:24,165 --> 01:23:25,224 My porn name. 1208 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:27,128 And that's what I want you to call me 1209 01:23:27,369 --> 01:23:28,428 for the rest of the night. 1210 01:23:29,371 --> 01:23:30,566 Sady Saltaire 1211 01:23:32,007 --> 01:23:34,033 Anything you say Ms. Saltaire. 1212 01:23:41,449 --> 01:23:43,111 Bang-o-Rang. 1213 01:23:51,092 --> 01:23:52,321 Hey little squirrel. 1214 01:23:55,663 --> 01:23:56,961 You want a nut little guy? 1215 01:24:02,804 --> 01:24:04,568 Dude! Not cool! 1216 01:24:04,973 --> 01:24:06,032 You scared it. 1217 01:24:07,175 --> 01:24:08,507 You want a nut? Hmm? 1218 01:24:09,010 --> 01:24:09,978 You want a nut? 1219 01:24:10,211 --> 01:24:13,477 You patchouli drenched birkenstock piece of poop! 1220 01:24:14,082 --> 01:24:16,711 I'll get your nut. Oh hey here's a nut. 1221 01:24:17,752 --> 01:24:18,742 Have a nut! 1222 01:24:19,754 --> 01:24:20,881 Would you like another nut? 1223 01:24:21,156 --> 01:24:22,989 Here. Here. He's another nut! 1224 01:24:22,990 --> 01:24:24,516 - Here! Take 'em! - What the fuck!? 1225 01:24:24,726 --> 01:24:27,059 What's wrong? Don't you like my nuts? 1226 01:24:27,162 --> 01:24:30,030 Here! You can't handle my nuts! 1227 01:24:30,465 --> 01:24:31,797 Take my nuts! 1228 01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:35,161 Where's the fucking squirrel? 1229 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,063 Get over here! 1230 01:24:39,307 --> 01:24:40,798 Goddamn you! 1231 01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:42,237 Little fucker! 1232 01:24:44,112 --> 01:24:45,637 I see you! 1233 01:24:46,314 --> 01:24:47,612 You can't hide! 1233 01:24:48,305 --> 01:24:54,769 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org87563