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COMING, LISA.
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EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
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DID YOU ORDER THE WHITE MEAT?
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HEY, DREW, WHAT'S
WITH THE RIBBON?
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KIDDING? IT'S THE
FIRST TIME WE CAN DATE
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WITHOUT FEAR OF LOSING OUR JOBS.
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I NOW DECLARE THIS RELATIONSHIP
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OFFICIALLY OPEN.
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HELLO!
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LATER ON, NOEL BECK FROM
THE DAYTIME SOAP LOVING
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WILL BE HERE TO SIGN AUTOGRAPHS,
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AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE ALL THE
SOFT-SERVE YOU CAN HANDLE.
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SOFT-SERVE, HUH?
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST
BECAUSE YOU WERE DRINKING.
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OH, MAN, NOW I'M
OUT OF SOFT-SERVE.
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Kate: IS THAT MY MOTHER?!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATE.
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Kate: YEAH.
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SHE SOUNDS STRESSED.
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IS SHE OK ABOUT US HAVING
DINNER WITH HER MOM TONIGHT?
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ACTUALLY, SHE'S
HANDLING IT PRETTY WELL.
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HEY, BET YOU CAN'T
IGNITE JUST ONE.
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SORRY. JUST KILLING MOM
BEFORE TIME GETS HERE.
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I MEAN, KILLING MOM
BEFORE TIME GETS HERE.
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I'M JUST KILLING MOM
BEFORE TIME GETS HERE.
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THERE WE GO. YEAH.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH...
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AND WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT, McGIGGLEPUSS?
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I'M SORRY.
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IS IT SOVIET HOUSEWIFE DAY?
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MY MOM GAVE ME THESE CLOTHES.
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IF I DON'T WEAR 'EM
ON EVERY BIRTHDAY,
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I HEAR ABOUT IT FOR
THE NEXT 10 YEARS.
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THANKS. OH, BY THE WAY,
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DO NOT MENTION THAT
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
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WHAT? JAY'S NOT COMING?
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NO WAY. I AM TOO
SERIOUS ABOUT HIM
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TO INTRODUCE HIM TO MY MOTHER.
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THAT'S HER. I AM NOT HERE.
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COME ON.
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NO! I AM SICK. I CAN'T!
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MY GRANDMA DIED!
I'M HAVING MY PERIOD!
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MY ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF!
I WAS CAUGHT IN TRAFFIC!
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I WAS ON A PLANE TO CHICAGO!
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HI, MOMMY.
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HI, HONEY.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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HI, DREW. OH, LOOK, I SEE
ONE NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
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THAT MADE A TRIP
TO BASKIN-ROBBINS.
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WHILE I WAS THERE, I PICKED
UP MY NEW GIRLFRIEND.
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MRS. O'BRIEN, THIS IS LISA.
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OH, SO YOU'RE THE LUCKY
GIRL WHO LANDED DREW.
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NAH, ACTUALLY, I
JUST FED HIM ONCE,
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AND HE FOLLOWED ME HOME.
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SO HOW'S MY LITTLE
BIRTHDAY GIRL?
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GREAT. I'M DOING BAD AT WORK,
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AND I'M NOT SEEING ANYONE.
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KATE, YOUR LIFE'S A DISASTER,
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BUT AT LEAST YOU LOOK GREAT.
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YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
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I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF IT'S ANOTHER SWEATER.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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OOH, I HOPE THIS IS THE
ONE THAT LANDS ME A MAN.
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HEY, UH, AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE,
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WHY DON'T I GET YOU MY RECEIPTS?
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SO YOU CAN HELP ME
GET STARTED ON MY TAXES.
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RECEIPTS?
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AREN'T WE GROWING UP?
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WELL, THIS IS A STEP UP.
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LAST YEAR YOU KEPT YOUR
RECEIPTS IN A CHICKEN BUCKET.
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DREW, THESE ARE WARRANTIES.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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"COUPONS, TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIALS,
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"BIG IDEAS,
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THINGS THAT KINDA
LOOK LIKE ARROWHEADS..."
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OH, THERE YOU ARE, YOU
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY.
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING
MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪
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♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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SO, YOU GUYS DOING
YOUR TAXES, OR...?
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YEP. AND I HAVE
FIGURED OUT A WAY
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TO TAKE THE GRANDDADDY
OF ALL DEDUCTIONS.
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I AM GOING TO BECOME
OSWALD'S LEGAL GUARDIAN.
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HEY, ARE YOU CRAZY?
YOU CAN'T ADOPT AN ADULT.
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IF YOU COULD, I WOULD'VE ADOPTED
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ANNA NICOLE SMITH YEARS
AGO AND RAISED HER RIGHT.
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AU CONTRAIRE,
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ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PROVE
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THAT OSWALD IS INCOMPETENT.
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WHO'S CRAZY NOW?
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CERTAINLY NOT LEWIS.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY. HEY.
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SO WHAT'S UP?
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LEWIS IS GOING TO
BECOME MY LEGAL GUARDIAN.
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YEP. OH.
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YOU KNOW, KATE, IT'D BE GREAT
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IF YOUR MOM COULD
HELP US PULL THIS OFF.
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OH, NICE THING TO
SAY ABOUT A WOMAN
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WHO'S BEEN INSTITUTIONALIZED
FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT INSTITUTIONALIZED?
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DREW AND KATE WENT OUT TO
DINNER WITH HER LAST NIGHT...
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OH.
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WHY DON'T YOU GET
DADDY A JAGERMEISTER?
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SO WHAT IS THIS?
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YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO MEET YOUR MOM?
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
EMBARRASSED OF ME,
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JUST COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT.
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I THINK SHE JUST DID... OW.
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I'M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU.
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MY MOTHER THINKS I'M
ATTRACTED TO ALL THE WRONG MEN.
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SHE'LL BE LOOKING TO FIND
ANY LITTLE FAULT IN YOU.
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RELAX. MOMS LOVE
ME. THEY ALWAYS HAVE.
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FIRST OFF, THEY'RE
WOMEN, AND I'M...
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WELL, I'M ME.
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PLUS I'M POLITE, I'M
HARD-WORKING, I'M STABLE...
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YEAH. KATE, YOU
FINALLY MET A GUY
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YOU CAN TAKE HOME TO
MOM. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
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I'D LOSE THE EARRING.
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I'D TAKE THE HAIR DOWN AN INCH.
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MMM. AND HOW ABOUT A SKOSH
MORE ROOM IN THOSE JEANS?
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BELIEVE ME, IT'S NOT
THE JEANS. IT'S THE SKOSH.
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WHOO...
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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
KATE? CAN I MEET HER?
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ALL RIGHT, TO PROVE
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU,
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WE'LL GO.
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BUT JUST HAVE OSWALD
KICK YOU IN THE SKOSH.
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IT'LL FEEL LIKE YOU MET HER.
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THAT'S MY BOY.
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HEY, MRS. O'BRIEN,
THAT WAS A GREAT MEAL.
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WHAT'S THE NAME
OF THAT SOUP AGAIN?
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I TOLD YOU ALREADY.
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BUT WE FORGOT.
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COCKLE STEW.
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WHAT STEW?
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COCKLE, COCKLE,
COCKLE! WHAT ARE YOU, 13?!
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OH, LOOK, LET'S GET
BACK TO MY TAXES.
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NOW, DO YOU THINK
THERE'S ANY WAY
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WE CAN PROVE THAT OSWALD'S
MENTALLY INCOMPETENT?
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I THINK IT WOULD BE HARDER
TO PROVE THAT HE'S NOT.
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WE'RE GONNA BE RICH!
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WHOO! WHOO!
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YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
OTHER WAYS TO GET RICH.
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YOU COULD USE YOUR
GOD-GIVEN TALENTS.
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OSWALD...
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YOU USED TO PLAY THE
PIANO SO BEAUTIFULLY.
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LEWIS, WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO YOUR POETRY?
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I'M STILL A POET. WANT
TO HEAR A LIMERICK
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WITH THE WORD COCKLE IN IT?
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ANYBODY LIKE AN
AFTER-DINNER DRINK?
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SURE, I'LL HAVE ONE.
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OH, REALLY?
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WOULD YOU LIKE THE WHOLE BOTTLE?
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MRS. O'BRIEN, PERHAPS THE
BRIGHTEST RAY OF SUNSHINE
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THAT YOUR DAUGHTER'S
BROUGHT INTO MY LIFE
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IS THAT I NO LONGER
HAVE TO DRINK ALONE.
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Oswald and Lewis: AWW...
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YOU MIGHT AS WELL
TAKE THE BOTTLE NOW.
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HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU
A HAND CLEANING UP.
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NO. SIT DOWN.
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BOY, YOU'RE WELL TRAINED.
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MOTHER OR EX-WIFE?
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LITTLE OF BOTH.
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WELL, THOSE THINGS HAPPEN.
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SO HOW LONG YOU BEEN DIVORCED?
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IT'S BEEN A WHILE,
ABOUT 4 MONTHS.
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HEY! DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO SEE MY ROOM?!
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MOM KEPT IT
EXACTLY HOW I LEFT IT.
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IT'S LIKE I'M DEAD.
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WOW!
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DREW, GIVE ME A
HAND WITH THE DISHES?
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YEAH, BUT JAY OFFERED...
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DREW.
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YES, MRS. O'BRIEN.
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SO, UH, WHAT DO
YOU THINK OF JAY?
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HE'S A PRETTY NICE GUY, HUH?
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ACTUALLY, HE SCARES
THE LIFE OUT OF ME.
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NO. OSWALD'S THE ONE
WITH THE CURLY HAIR.
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DREW, THE GUY JUST GOT DIVORCED!
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HE'LL LATCH ONTO ANY WOMAN
THAT PAYS HIM ATTENTION
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'CAUSE HE MISSES HAVING A WIFE.
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AND THEN WHEN HE REALIZES HOW
MUCH FUN IT IS TO BE SINGLE AGAIN,
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HE'LL MOVE ON.
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YOU KNOW HER. HE'S
GOING TO BREAK HER HEART.
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NO, HE WON'T. I'VE KNOWN
HIM SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
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REALLY? SO, WHAT WAS
HE LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL?
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HE BROKE A LOT OF
HEARTS, BUT YOU KNOW...
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PEOPLE CHANGE. I MEAN,
JAY'S NOT GONNA HURT HER.
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WHY, BECAUSE HE'S YOUR FRIEND?
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NO. THERE'S, UH, SECRET
REASONS. CAN'T TELL YOU.
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DREW...
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BYE. GOTTA GO.
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LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
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DO YOU REALLY HAVE
A SECRET REASON?
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NO.
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DO YOU WANT TO SEE
KATE GET HURT AGAIN?
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NO.
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ARE YOU THE ONE THAT PAINTED
PUBIC HAIR ON MY GARDEN GNOMES?
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NO. I MEAN, YES.
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SO YOU'LL TALK TO KATE?
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YEAH, I'LL TALK TO HER.
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HEY, GUTMASTER.
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HI, MIMI.
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SAY, UH, ANYONE EVER
MISTAKE YOU FOR A WOMAN?
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I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT MEN FIND ME...
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YEAH, I KNOW. THEY FIND
YOU WITH THE LIGHTS OUT,
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OR THEY FIND YOU AT LAST CALL,
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OR...
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THEY FIND YOU BLOCKING
THE VIEW OF THE WOMAN
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THEY WANT TO HIT ON.
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OH, YOU'RE REALLY ON
TODAY. I'LL COME BACK LATER.
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BEEN WAITING 6 MONTHS
FOR THAT SETUP. AHEM.
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HEY, KATE. HEY.
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER
FOR YA. YOU KNOW, I HAD A...
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HAD A LITTLE TALK WITH
YOUR MOTHER YESTERDAY.
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ABOUT WHAT?
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OH, YOU KNOW, THE CITY DUMP,
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DUMP TRUCKS, WHEN
JAY'S GOING TO DUMP YA.
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NUCLEAR DUMPING.
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♪ DUMP-DEE-DUM-DUMP
DEE-DUM DUMP-DUM-DUMP ♪
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DAMN IT. I DON'T BELIEVE HER.
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LOOK, SHE GOT ME
CONCERNED, YOU KNOW.
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JAY'S JUST COMING OFF A DIVORCE.
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I MEAN, HE'S A GOOD
FRIEND AND A NICE GUY
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BUT, YOU KNOW, HE
IS ON THE REBOUND.
229
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,648
ALL RIGHT,
230
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,482
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY,
231
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,585
THAT I'M NOT WORTHY
OF HAVING A NICE GUY
232
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,021
BECOME SERIOUSLY
INTERESTED IN ME? IS THAT IT?
233
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,222
DO YOU WANT ME
TO PROVE IT TO YOU?
234
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,457
DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY.
235
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,325
LOOK. HERE COMES JAY NOW.
236
00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:44,627
HE'S PROBABLY GONNA
PROVE US BOTH WRONG.
237
00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:45,862
AND HE'S SMILING.
238
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:49,666
HE'S HAPPY JAY COMING
TO TALK TO HAPPY KATE.
239
00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,035
KATE, BAD NEWS. I CAN'T
MAKE IT SATURDAY NIGHT.
240
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,236
UM, I GOT AN OUT-OF-STATE
MOVE. BUT IT WON'T BE LONG.
241
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,438
IT'S JUST SOME GUY
WHO'S MOVING OUT
242
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:56,639
WHILE HIS GIRLFRIEND'S AT WORK.
243
00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:58,708
UHH. SOME GUYS ARE SUCH COWARDS.
244
00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,364
EXCUSE ME.
245
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,213
OK IF I COME WITH?
246
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,749
I MEAN, IT'D BE A GREAT
CHANCE TO SIT AND TALK.
247
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,285
SURE. I'D LOVE TO
HAVE YOU ALONG, KATE.
248
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,421
I'M JUST GUESSING WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA SAY. GO AHEAD.
249
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,490
BUT I DON'T HAVE
ROOM IN THE CAB.
250
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,959
YEAH, BUT YOU'D HAVE ROOM
IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.
251
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,827
WOULDN'T YA, BUDDY.
YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
252
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,150
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
253
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,736
DREW, RELAX.
254
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,571
JAY AND I ARE JUST HAVING
A LITTLE CONVERSATION
255
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,639
ABOUT A TRIP.
256
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:33,175
SO, AFTER THIS TRIP,
257
00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,511
HOW LONG DO YOU SEE
US BEING TOGETHER?
258
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,268
WOW.
259
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,282
I DON'T KNOW. MY
EX-WIFE ASKED THAT ONCE.
260
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:43,452
AND I SAID FOREVER. WELL,
AND THAT DIDN'T LAST, SO...
261
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,575
FOREVER.
262
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,191
SO THAT'S THE LEVEL
OF YOUR COMMITMENT...
263
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,259
"FOREVER"?
264
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,460
WELL, I'D GO BEYOND THAT,
265
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,429
BUT THAT'S NOT
SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE.
266
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:56,132
OH, YOU AND YOUR FACTS.
267
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,834
KATE, DON'T PUSH ME.
I'M NOT READY FOR THIS.
268
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,669
JAY, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
269
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,403
WHERE YOU THINK THIS
RELATIONSHIP IS GOING...
270
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,427
NOW.
271
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,708
FINE. I'M OUTTA HERE.
272
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:08,811
JAY, IF YOU DON'T
COME BACK RIGHT NOW,
273
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,113
YOU CAN KEEP WALKING!
274
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,347
OH, HE'LL BE BACK ANY SECOND.
275
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,615
LOOK, HERE HE COMES.
276
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,239
AH, HE'S BLUFFING. HE'S... GONE.
277
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,857
I BLEW IT, DREW.
278
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:24,560
SO, UH, WHO ARE
YOU MOM... MAD AT,
279
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,518
MOM... ME OR WOULD
YOU MOTHER NOT SAY?
280
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,473
HELLO, LYNN.
281
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,242
I AM BRINGING ALL
THESE CLOTHES BACK,
282
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,643
AND I WANT MY PONY.
283
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,645
HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
284
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:45,714
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.
285
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,417
YOU USED MY BEST FRIEND TO
TRY TO BREAK UP MY RELATIONSHIP.
286
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,019
I JUST WANTED DREW TO WARN YOU.
287
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,421
YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED TO ME
SINCE YOU WERE 10 YEARS OLD.
288
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,823
YOU CAN'T KEEP
INTERFERING WITH MY LIFE.
289
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:58,394
I ONLY SENT DREW BECAUSE
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
290
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,662
WORRIED ABOUT WHAT? JAY
IS THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN
291
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,698
I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.
292
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,967
FINE. IF YOU WANT ME TO,
293
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,068
I'LL... I'LL MEET HIM AGAIN
294
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,905
AND GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER.
295
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,562
YOU CAN'T. HE LEFT ME.
296
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,279
I'M SORRY. IT'LL BE OK.
297
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:20,716
IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY THAT
WE COULD ANTICIPATE THESE THINGS.
298
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,585
OH, YEAH, I GUESS WE
COULD LISTEN TO OUR MOTHER.
299
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:27,023
AAH! CAN'T YOU EVER STOP?
300
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,892
NOT WHEN I SEE YOU MAKING
THE SAME MISTAKE OVER AND OVER,
301
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,395
AND THE PERFECT GUY IS
RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE.
302
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,463
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
303
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,365
DREW.
304
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,800
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT DATING HIM?
305
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:40,636
YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER
WAS MY BEST FRIEND.
306
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,460
WE WERE VERY HAPPY.
307
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,942
YOU'RE RIGHT.
308
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,945
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD
CALL DREW RIGHT NOW
309
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,680
AND SEE IF HE WANTS
TO START A RELATIONSHIP.
310
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,249
'CAUSE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
311
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,540
AND MY MOM'S BEEN
CHUGGING COUGH SYRUP AGAIN!
312
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,123
NO, I NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT DATING DREW.
313
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,258
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
314
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,492
DREW'S IN A RELATIONSHIP.
315
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,895
IN THE SECOND
PLACE... DREW'S DREW!
316
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,432
SO, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
HE'S TOO STABLE?
317
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,267
HE'S GOT TOO GOOD OF A JOB?
318
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,669
OH, HE TREATS YOU
TOO NICELY? YEAH.
319
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,205
YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU BETTER
STOP LOOKING AT THE GUYS
320
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,540
WITH THE TIGHTEST BUTTS
AND START LOOKING AT...
321
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,231
DREW.
322
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:25,547
HEY, I'M SURE DREW'S
BUTT IS PLENTY TIGHT.
323
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,316
OH...
324
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,086
NOW YOU HAVE ME
THINKING OF DREW'S BUTT.
325
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:33,255
JUST FOR THAT...
326
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,890
GRAMMY'S LEGS.
327
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,793
KATIE, GRAMPY'S WEEPY EYE.
328
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,584
YOU'RE JUST... YOU'RE...
329
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,269
HEY, ANYBODY WANT
ANOTHER DRINKY-POO?
330
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,637
YEAH.
331
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,139
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
332
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,508
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY RUMPUS ROOM?
333
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,832
I THINK WE'RE FINE.
334
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,613
HEY, HOW'S THE
ADOPTION COMING ALONG?
335
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,849
STUPID OSWALD PASSED
THE COMPETENCY TEST.
336
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,986
THANK YOU, NORMAL,
FUNCTIONING ADULT.
337
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:08,479
THAT'S DR. NORMAL,
FUNCTIONING ADULT TO YOU, SIR.
338
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,495
HOW YOU HANGING IN THERE, TIGER?
339
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,196
FINE. WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
340
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,297
MEN ARE SLIME.
341
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,566
AMEN TO THAT, SISTER.
342
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,801
BESIDES, IT IS STUPID JAY.
343
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:23,139
I PROMISED MYSELF I AM NOT
GOING TO CRY OVER THAT LOSER.
344
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,140
ALL RIGHT.
345
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,274
BESIDES,
346
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,110
I CAN HAVE ANY MAN
IN THIS BAR. AM I RIGHT?
347
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,645
HEY, SHH. WHOO!
348
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,979
HEY, HEY...
349
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,181
SHE'S BEEN DRINKING.
350
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,750
AND I KNOW THERE'S
NOT A MAN IN THIS BAR
351
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,519
THAT WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF A WOMAN WHO'S BEEN DRINKING.
352
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,553
I have a gun.
353
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,577
I HAVE A GUN!
354
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,691
HEY, WE STILL GOT TIME.
355
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,093
LET'S GET A FEW MORE PITCHERS.
356
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,594
YO!
357
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,063
HEY, HO. OOH!
358
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,597
YOU AND LEWIS DON'T HAVE TO
WORK FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,
359
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,332
BUT ME AND KATE DO.
WE'RE CALLING IT A NIGHT.
360
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,035
OH, YOU GIVING
UP, YOU BIG BABY?!
361
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:57,839
FINE. GO HOME AND CRAWL
INTO YOUR RUBBER SHEETS.
362
00:14:57,863 --> 00:14:59,708
I'M STAYING.
363
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,132
WELL, SO AM I.
364
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:07,283
HEY, HONEY, THEY
GOT KISS FROM A ROSE.
365
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,018
NO, NOT KISS FROM A ROSE.
366
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,753
THAT WAS JAY AND MY SONG.
367
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,456
OH, I'M SORRY. YOU GONNA BE OK?
368
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,693
WELL, IF YOU MEAN BY OK, AM I
GONNA WEEP UNCONTROLLABLY,
369
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,595
CURL INTO A FETAL POSITION,
370
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,052
THEN SURE, I'LL BE OK.
371
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,502
OH, MAN...
372
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,604
HEY, LISTEN, PAL,
373
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,140
LISTEN, UH, MY FRIEND IS
JUST KINDA GOING THROUGH
374
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,109
A LITTLE BIT OF A
ROUGH TIME, YOU KNOW.
375
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,578
IF YOU PLAY THAT SONG,
IT'LL JUST ABOUT KILL HER.
376
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,913
THAT'S MY GIRL'S SONG,
377
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,249
AND I'M GOING TO
BOSNIA TOMORROW.
378
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,684
I'M PLANNING ON PROPOSING TO HER
379
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,019
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SONG.
380
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,956
LOOK, THERE'S PLENTY OTHER
ROMANTIC SONGS ON THE THING.
381
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:52,261
LOOK, THERE'S, UH...
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY...
382
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,662
FREEBIRD...
383
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,398
UH, COP KILLA...
384
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,300
LISTEN, I'M PLAYING
THE SEAL SONG,
385
00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,801
SO GET OUTTA MY FACE.
386
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:00,869
WHATEVER, DUDE.
387
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,893
OH, I'M SORRY.
388
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,912
HEY, YOU KNOW, I'M AN IDIOT.
389
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,014
OF COURSE, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
390
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,616
TO PLAY THAT SONG FOR YOUR GIRL,
391
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,683
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
392
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,453
IT'S ON ME.
393
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,821
AWW...
394
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:22,891
DREW, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
395
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,660
OHH...
396
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,563
AHH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
397
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,298
JAY AND I DON'T
EVEN HAVE A SONG.
398
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,567
WE HAVE A COLOR.
399
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,935
DON'T LET HIM PLAY RED!
400
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,806
SO WHAT SONG ARE WE GONNA BE
LISTENING TO FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR?
401
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,008
I DON'T KNOW. WHATEVER K-9 IS.
402
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,656
ARE WE THERE YET?
403
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,790
I TOLD YOU...
404
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,359
WE GOT A FLAT
TIRE 20 MINUTES AGO.
405
00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:00,050
BUT THE CAB'S STILL MOVING.
406
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,498
I MADE A DEAL WITH THE GUY.
407
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,066
HE'S NOT CHARGING
US FOR THE SPINNING.
408
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,789
OH.
409
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:10,239
DREW, THANKS FOR DRIVING
AROUND WITH ME AND TALKING.
410
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,340
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
411
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,141
YOU KNOW, IF WE
GET HOME RIGHT NOW,
412
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:14,743
WE'LL STILL HAVE 15 MINUTES
TO CLING TO OUR BEDS
413
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,927
BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO WORK.
414
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,617
♪ RUFF-RUFF-RUFF... ♪
415
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,018
♪ RUFF-RUFF-RUFF... ♪
416
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,320
DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
417
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,987
OH, SORRY.
418
00:17:26,011 --> 00:17:27,011
OOH...
419
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,758
HOLD MY HAND.
420
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,760
YOU GOING TO THROW UP AGAIN?
421
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,362
I DIDN'T SAY, "HOLD MY HAIR."
422
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,131
I SAID, "HOLD MY HAND."
423
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:40,736
HEH. IT'S OK, KATE.
THERE'LL BE OTHER GUYS.
424
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,238
OF COURSE, YOUR
MOM WILL HATE THEM,
425
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,729
BUT, YOU KNOW,
EVENTUALLY SHE'LL BE DEAD.
426
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,746
SO HOW SERIOUS ARE
YOU AND THIS LISA GIRL?
427
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:54,516
OH, KATE, YOU KNOW, ALL
RELATIONSHIPS ARE DIFFERENT.
428
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,652
YOU CAN'T JUDGE YOURS BY
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MINE.
429
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,687
THINK YOU'LL MARRY HER?
430
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,123
PFFF... I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE
NOT THAT FAR ALONG YET.
431
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,246
MM.
432
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,865
KISS ME.
433
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,533
WHAT?
434
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,335
KISS.
435
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,170
KATE, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
436
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:18,073
YOU'RE DRUNK, AND
YOU'VE BEEN THROWING UP.
437
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,209
WHAT? MY MOM SAYS I
SHOULD BE DATING YOU.
438
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,745
I THINK SHE'S RIGHT.
439
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,013
I ALWAYS SAY I SHOULD BE DATING
440
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,582
SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
441
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,684
AND WHO'S MORE
LIKE YOU THAN YOU?
442
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,474
TELL ME THAT, YOU.
443
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,156
WOW.
444
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,659
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
445
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,427
WOULD'VE BEEN NICE IF YOU
WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THIS
446
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,262
A LONG TIME AGO.
447
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,265
EH, WE PROBABLY WOULD'VE
STARTED DATING AND BROKEN UP,
448
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,233
AND THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE
YOU AS MY BEST FRIEND.
449
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,869
BESIDES, YOU NEED A
GUY WHO'S MORE LIKE JAY.
450
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,739
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, THIS
COULD WORK OUT, BUT...
451
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,643
YOU KNOW, YOU'D HAVE
TO BE DRUNK ALL THE TIME...
452
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,237
KATE?
453
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:08,223
YOU KNOW, I COVERED FOR
YOU ON THOSE GARDEN GNOMES,
454
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,660
BUT WE'RE EVEN,
455
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,685
'CAUSE I'M GONNA TAKE 50 BUCKS OUT
OF YOUR PURSE TO PAY FOR THE CAB RIDE.
456
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,673
HI, DREW.
457
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,942
HEY. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
458
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:29,445
UM, NOT SO GOOD.
459
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,747
ABOUT LAST NIGHT,
460
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,583
YOU... YOU KNOW I
WAS DRUNK, RIGHT?
461
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,984
YOU WERE DRUNK?
462
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,154
OH, NO. WHAT AM I
GONNA DO WITH THIS RING?
463
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,689
AND I ALREADY
BROKE UP WITH LISA.
464
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,392
I TOLD MY MOTHER.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY.
465
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,916
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
466
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,955
I SUPPOSE THE SEX DIDN'T
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU EITHER.
467
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,737
DREW... WHAT?
468
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:58,128
YOU HAD SO MUCH TO DRINK, YOU
COULDN'T GET YOUR EYELIDS UP.
469
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,378
THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.
470
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,312
SO, WHY AM I HERE
AND WHO AM I MEETING?
471
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,214
I CAN'T TELL YOU YET.
472
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:07,905
AHEM.
473
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,621
YOU DID THIS?
474
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,456
YOU GOT JAY AND MY MOM TOGETHER
475
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,824
AND HAD THEM COME DOWN HERE?
476
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,248
OR WAIT. ARE THEY DATING?
477
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,463
WE WERE TALKING.
478
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:23,965
I CALLED YOUR MOM AND I
ASKED HER IF YOUR ACTING CRAZY
479
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,568
HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH
WHAT WENT ON THE NIGHT BEFORE.
480
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,136
EXACTLY. SO I WAS
HONEST WITH HIM.
481
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,405
I TOLD HIM THAT
I LIKED HIM FINE,
482
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,039
BUT THAT YOU HAD YOUR DOUBTS.
483
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,410
HE SAW RIGHT THROUGH THAT,
WHICH LED TO A BIG SCREAMING FIGHT.
484
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,479
WHICH LED TO SPAGHETTI
LEFTOVERS. HE'S OK.
485
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:38,980
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
486
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,216
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO
MAKER HER CHANGE HER MIND?
487
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,953
I TOLD HER THAT I LOVE
YOU, I'LL NEVER HURT YOU,
488
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,255
AND I HOPE THIS GOES ON FOREVER.
489
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,225
OH, AND I HIRED HER
AS MY ACCOUNTANT.
490
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,494
SEE, EVERYTHING WORKED
OUT JUST THE WAY I PLANNED IT.
491
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:53,862
DREW, YOU HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
492
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,864
WE JUST CAME DOWN HERE
TO ASK YOU OUT TO LUNCH.
493
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,366
OH, SO I GUESS THAT
MEANS YOU'RE BUYING, HUH?
494
00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:59,835
HE CAN AFFORD IT, RIGHT?
495
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,471
A LOT MORE THAN YOU CAN. DREW.
496
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:05,507
YOU OWE $213.83.
497
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:08,477
OH, WELL, ISN'T THAT GREAT?
498
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,945
WHAT A COUNTRY.
499
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:13,148
YOU GET A BOYFRIEND,
YOU GET A NEW CLIENT,
500
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,083
AND I GET SCREWED.
501
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,475
WELL, GOD BLESS AMERICA.
502
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,222
YOU GUYS GO AHEAD AND CLEAR
OUTTA HERE. I GOT SOMETHING TO DO.
503
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,358
I'LL MEET YOU DOWN
AT THE RESTAURANT.
504
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:25,260
SO, WHY'D YOU CALL ME
UP HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
505
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,328
I'LL EXPLAIN TO YOU LATER.
506
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,018
HEY, DID YOUR MOM
JUST GRAB JAY'S BUTT?
507
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:33,435
HEY...
508
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,699
WHERE'S THIS KATE?
I'M DYING TO MEET HER.
509
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:41,409
LOOK, MAN, I'M SORRY. I JUST
CAN'T INTRODUCE YOU TO HER NOW.
510
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:42,544
KINDA A BAD TIME.
511
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,746
YOU SAID I WAS JUST WHAT
SHE WAS LOOKING FOR.
512
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,382
YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING GUY.
YOU'LL MEET OTHER WOMEN.
513
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:51,219
HEY, YOU KIDDING, MAN? I HAVE
TO PAY WOMEN TO GO OUT WITH ME.
514
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,688
ALL RIGHT, GET THE
HELL OUT OF HERE, BUDDY.
515
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,878
HEY, COME ON!
516
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,359
SO MUCH CRAP,
517
00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:00,150
THEY HAD TO START A SECOND PILE.
518
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,673
ODE TO MRS. O'BRIEN, BY LEWIS.
519
00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:14,676
"YOUR LOVE IS ETERNAL
520
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,711
"AND INFINITELY TRUE,
521
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,580
"YOUR WISDOM AND ENCOURAGEMENT
522
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:19,948
"HAS GUIDED US THROUGH,
523
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,217
"WE BOW TO YOUR BEAUTY
524
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,752
"AND INTELLECT, TOO.
525
00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:27,655
COCKLE, COCKLE, COCKLE STEW."
526
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:30,658
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POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
527
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,682
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