Original subtitles

SUZIE! GREAT. THANKS FOR COMING BY.

UH, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

SO, HOW YOU BEEN?

FINE. YOURSELF?

OH, A LITTLE OF THIS, A LITTLE OF THAT.

OK, SUZIE, THIS IS NEVER EASY,

BUT, UH... YOU'RE FIRED.

WHAT?

YOU'RE KIDDING ME.

WELL, YOU'VE BEEN LATE

FOR 22 OUT OF THE LAST 30 DAYS.

OK. THERE'S AN ANSWER FOR THAT.

I HATE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ANYONE,

BUT THE DRIVER IN MY CARPOOL IS ON DRUGS.

THEN THERE ARE THOSE SUSPICIOUS

WASTE BASKET FIRES THAT SEEM TO FOLLOW YOU

FROM DEPARTMENT TO DEPARTMENT.

EMPLOYEES SMOKING. I CAN GIVE YOU NAMES

IF YOU WANT THEM.

HOW ABOUT CONSTANTLY BLAMING OTHERS

FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO WRONG?

THAT'S NOT MY FAULT. THAT'S YOUR FAULT.

YOU HIRED ME.

GIVE ME THAT PAPER BACK.

JUST A FEW MORE TIMES TO MAKE SURE...

LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY REFERENCES.

HAVE YOU DISCUSSED THIS WITH YOUR BOSS?

NO. I DON'T HAVE TO.

THIS ISN'T MR. BELL'S JOB. THIS IS MY JOB.

NOW, JUST KINDLY TURN IN YOUR REGISTER KEY

AND LEAVE THE STORE.

I CAN'T FIND MY REGISTER KEY.

I THINK SOMEONE STOLE IT.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. OUT!

GOODBYE.

WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE, MIMI?

OH, I GUESS IT'S YOUR CLOVEN HOOVES.

OH, OH, I'M SO HURT.

YOU'RE REALLY HURTING ME,

LIKE I NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

OOPS.

DID I JUST OVERHEAR YOU FIRING SUZIE?

WELL, I WAS FIRING HER,

BUT I WAS THINKING OF YOU THE WHOLE TIME.

DREW, PLAY A LITTLE GAME WITH ME.

IT'LL BE WORTH YOUR TIME.

OH, GOODIE, CHARADES.

OK.

"I."

I... LIGHTER.

I... OH, UH, I FIRE...

I FIRED...

[SNORTING]

YOUR FATHER. I FIRED YOUR FATHER.

OH, OK. QUASIMODO. I GET IT.

UH, BELL, UH...

OH, BELL! MR. BELL!

I FIRED MR. BELL.

I FIRED MR. BELL'S WHAT?

[GRUNTING]

I FIRED MR. BELL'S PENCIL SHARPENER.

OH, MY GOD!

♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪

♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪

♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪

♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪

♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

[COUGHS]

HEY, UH... [COUGHS]

MIND IF I CRACK THE WINDOW JUST A LITTLE BIT?

NO. IT'S TOO COLD OUT.

OH, YEAH. THAT'D BE UNHEALTHY.

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

OH, I HEARD WHAT YOU DID TODAY, DREW.

GOOD FOR YOU.

YEAH. IT'S ALL OVER THE STORE...

FIRING MR. BELL'S GIRLFRIEND.

WAY TO GO, BONEHEAD.

HEY, I DID WHAT HAD TO BE DONE.

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE OR WHO YOU KNOW,

WE HAVE STANDARDS IN THIS STORE.

IF YOU DON'T MEET THE STANDARDS, YOU KNOW,

YOU'RE OUT.

DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND?

OF COURSE I KNEW.

I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON IN THE STORE.

I'M, UH...

I'M BATMAN.

SO, HOW COME YOU DIDN'T FIRE

ANY OF HIS OTHER GIRLFRIENDS?

HOW MANY WERE THERE?

OH, THERE HAVE BEEN DOZENS.

I BARELY ESCAPED MYSELF.

UH-HUH.

WELL, THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY.

HE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN MISS HER.

NO. APPARENTLY, HE AND SUZIE

WERE GETTING PRETTY SERIOUS.

HE EVEN AGREED TO DO IT WITH HER

IN BRIDAL WEAR.

HOW COME I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THIS STUFF?!

I EAVESDROP AT THE WATER COOLER.

I EVEN PUT UP MY FEET IN THE STALL

SO NO ONE KNOWS I'M THERE.

WHAT DO I GOT TO DO, BUY A MIRACLE EAR?

WELL, IT IS ALL JUST RUMORS.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN RUMORS ARE WRONG.

I MEAN, WE HEARD YOU WERE ALREADY FIRED.

AND THEN THERE'S THAT RUMOR

IT'S GOING TO BE TOMORROW.

HEY, DREW. WHATCHA DOIN'?

I'M PUTTING UP A CLOTHING PARTITION BETWEEN OUR HOMES.

WHOA. NICE SHIRT.

LITTLE LADY WOULD LOVE TO SEE ME IN THIS.

CAN I BUY IT?

WHAT?! NO!

COME ON, DREW, BE A FRIEND.

NO. GO TO THE STORE

AND BUY YOUR OWN SHIRT, JULES.

THEY DON'T HAVE SHIRTS LIKE THIS IN STORES.

I'LL GIVE YOU 5 BUCKS.

HEY, DREW, JULES.

KATE, DREW WON'T SELL ME THIS SHIRT.

DREW, SELL HIM THE SHIRT. YOU HAVE LOTS OF SHIRTS.

WHAT?! AM I CRAZY?

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LEAVES SOMETHING OUTSIDE,

THAT MEANS IT'S FOR SALE?

OH, LOOK, IT'S THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.

THAT'LL LOOK GREAT IN MY FRONT YARD.

JUST LEAVE THEM A COUPLE OF BUCKS.

WHAT? YOU GOT ALL THESE SHIRTS

AND I GOT NOTHING.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY YARD, JULES.

OH, IT'S LIKE THAT NOW.

GREAT. NOW I CAN'T LEAVE THEM OUT HERE.

YOU KNOW, DREW, AS LONG AS YOU'RE TAKING THOSE DOWN,

CAN I USE THIS LINE TO HANG UP MY STARSHIPS?

WHAT, ARE YOU PUTTING STUFF EVERYWHERE?

I'M ALREADY, UH, REGRETTING LETTING YOU USE MY HOUSE

FOR THAT SCI-FI PARTY.

DREW, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A SCI-FI PARTY IS.

I'VE BEEN TO LOTS OF THOSE.

WELL, YOU KNOW, A FEW TIMES.

WENT TO ONE IN COLLEGE.

OK, NEVER BEEN.

SO, UH,

WHO GOES TO THESE KIND OF THINGS, ANYWAY?

WELL, MOST OF THEM ARE TREKKERS,

LIKE LEWIS AND ME.

SOME OF THEM ARE A LITTLE WEIRD,

BUT THEY'RE COOL.

PLUS, THERE'S ALWAYS A FEW

STAR WARS AND BABYLON 5 FANS.

LIKE THAT STUFF IS REAL.

YOU GOING TO THE PARTY, OSWALD?

NAH. I GOT A LITTLE STAR DATE OF MY OWN.

CAPTAIN'S LOG... AROUSED.

YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON TAKING HER BACK

TO THE APARTMENT, ARE YOU?

YEAH. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MESS UP OUR APARTMENT?

CAN'T YOU JUST DISAPPOINT HER

OVER AT HER PLACE?

HEY, I MAY NOT BE GOOD,

BUT AT LEAST I'M FAST.

NICE. BY THE TIME SHE REALIZES HOW BAD YOU ARE,

YOU'RE OUT OF THERE.

YEAH!

DREW, IF I TELL YOU SOMETHING,

DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO SAY IT'S STUPID?

OK. WE CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ABOUT WORK.

OK.

AT WORK...

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME

PITCHING MR. BELL A DAY SPA, YOU KNOW...

WOMEN COME IN GET FACIALS,

MANICURES, THAT SORT OF THING?

HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

THANKS. I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE SELLING LIPSTICK.

AND I REALLY THINK THIS COULD BE MY BIG BREAK.

WOULD YOU HELP PITCH IT TO MR. BELL?

YEAH, WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WAIT

A COUPLE OF DAYS ON THAT. UH...

I JUST HEARD AROUND THE OFFICE

THAT SOME DORK WITH BLACK GLASSES

AND A DEATH WISH FIRED HIS GIRLFRIEND.

OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE KIDDING.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T WOKEN UP

IN A COLD SWEAT IN WEEKS. SO I THOUGHT,

HEY, WHY NOT FIRE THE BOSS' GIRLFRIEND?

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND!

THERE WAS A BREAKDOWN IN OFFICE GOSSIP!

IS THERE NO GRAPEVINE?

WELL, WHO WAS IT?

TELL ME... OH. OH, I KNOW.

IT'S THE WOMAN WHO'S ALWAYS DRINKING

ON THE JOB IN SHOES?

SOMEONE'S DRINKING IN SHOES?

OH, NO. I GOT IT. IT'S THAT WOMAN

WHO ALWAYS SPITS IN THE PERFUME TESTERS

BEFORE SHE SPRAYS PEOPLE.

YES. RIGHT? YEAH?

OH! I USE THOSE TESTERS.

OH, I KNOW...

IT'S THAT WOMAN THAT'S ALWAYS

DRAWING CARTOONS OF YOU

THAT MAKE YOU LOOK UGLY AND STUPID.

YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S THE ONE.

WHAT'S, UH, WHAT WAS HER NAME AGAIN?

FORGET IT.

PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THOSE CARTOONS.

DREW, WHO WAS IT?

AH, IT WAS SUZIE IN SPORTSWEAR.

THESE PEOPLE SHOULD WEAR SIGNS AROUND THEIR NECKS:

"DON'T FIRE ME. I'M DOING THE BOSS."

WELL, MAYBE HE'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE.

YEAH, BUT WHO?

OH, I KNOW. MAYBE THAT... THAT WOMAN

WHO DRAWS THOSE REALLY FUNNY CARTOONS.

UH, WHAT WAS HER NAME AGAIN?

WELL, SHE SIGNS HER WORK.

SO, YOU COULD CHECK THE LADIES' ROOM.

OH, YEAH? WHICH ONE?

ALL OF 'EM.

WHICH FLOOR? ALL OF 'EM.

ACTUALLY, MY FAVORITE'S ON THE THIRD FLOOR.

IT'S INSIDE THE BOWL.

THAT'S NOT WHY I WAS IN THERE.

I'M NOT A PERVERT. I'M AN ART LOVER.

I LOVE UNFLATTERING NAKED DRAWINGS OF MYSELF.

MIMI, HELP ME OUT HERE.

HE'S A PERVERT.

HEY, DO I BOTHER YOU WHEN YOU GO IN THE MEN'S ROOM

TO USE THE URINALS?

THOSE CARTOONS AREN'T SO REALISTIC.

I DON'T HAVE FLIES

HANGING AROUND MY BUTT.

IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY, KATE.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SMILING AT.

MR. BELL LOVES MY SPA IDEA.

YOU PITCHED IT. CONGRATULATIONS.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

YES, MR. BELL.

I UNDERSTAND YOU LET GO OF AN EMPLOYEE YESTERDAY, CAREY.

[STAMMERS] MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

APPARENTLY, RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING

THAT SHE AND I WERE SOMEHOW CONNECTED.

YOU KNOW THERE'S NO PLACE IN THIS COMPANY

FOR GOSSIP, CAREY.

ABSOLUTELY, SIR.

THEN THERE'S, UH, NO TRUTH

TO THAT RUMOR, IS THERE, MR. BELL?

DO I PRY INTO YOUR BUSINESS, HMM?

DO I EVER ASK WHY YOU KEEP THOSE CATALOGUES

IN THE MIDDLE DRAWER OF THE LEFT-HAND SIDE OF YOUR DESK?

YOU KNOW, MR. BELL,

I'LL BE HAPPY TO REHIRE SUZIE, SIR.

NO, NO, NO.

I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG, PUBLIC SPECTACLE.

I'M SURE YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.

I KNEW YOU'D FEEL THAT WAY, SIR,

SO I GUESS IT'S OK TO FIRE YOUR NEPHEW IN HOUSEWARES? HA HA.

I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, CAREY.

NO, SIR, JUST MAKING A LITTLE JOKE.

HAD TO SEE MY FACE FOR THAT ONE.

EH, WHILE I'VE GOT YOU,

YOUR FRIEND KATE HAS A WONDERFUL IDEA FOR COSMETICS.

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT IT.

GREAT. WHEN DO YOU WANT US IN?

WHY DON'T WE DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT?

WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE GO FOR DRINKS?

DRINKS, WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, THE WARSAW, BUT I...

THE WARSAW SOUNDS FINE.

I'LL CALL KATE... IF THAT LITTLE GO-GETTER

CAN TEAR HERSELF AWAY FROM THE COSMETICS COUNTER.

HOW'S 7:30? OH, AND CAREY...

THIS WARSAW BAR,

IS IT THE ONE NEAR THE MOTEL 6?

UM... UH...

UH-HUH.

DO YOU KNOW IF THEY RENT ROOMS BY THE HOUR?

UH-HUH.

[STAMMERS]

WHY DO YOU ASK?

NO REASON.

[DIAL TONE]

EXCUSE ME.

HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

HEY, NICE COSTUME.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I THINK I STEPPED ON YOUR... TENDRIL.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE THAT LOOKED AT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

PERMISSION TO ENTER.

GRANTED.

WHOOSH.

WHOOSH.

LEWIS, IS THERE ANY MORE BEER?

YEAH, IN THE BASEMENT, BABE.

EXCUSE ME, I...

AHEM, HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING

THAT YOU'VE GOT YOUR PHASER SET ON "STUNNING."

FIRST SCI-FI PARTY, HUH?

OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE HERE WITH...

SOMETHING.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HEY, DREW. ARE YOU, UH, READY TO GO?

YEAH, BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING DRESSED LIKE THAT, ARE YA?

DRESSED LIKE THIS?

HAVE YOU LOOKED AROUND THE ROOM?

HEY, I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOU HERE.

IF BELL HITS ON YOU AND YOU TURN HIM DOWN,

HE'S GONNA MAKE ME FIRE YOU.

DREW, I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

I'M A BIG GIRL.

BESIDES, IF HE WAS GOING TO HIT ON ME,

WHY WOULD HE INVITE YOU ALONG?

THREE WORDS...

MR. BELL SANDWICH.

[SCOFFS] DREW!

HERE'S A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU.

MR. BELL MAY BE MORE INTERESTED IN YOU

THAN IN YOUR IDEAS.

OH, COME ON!

KATE, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MEN

THAT ONLY YOUR BEST FRIEND WOULD TELL YOU.

GUYS WILL LISTEN TO ANYTHING

IF THEY THINK IT'LL HELP 'EM SCORE.

RIGHT. I MEAN, GUYS WILL PRETEND

TO BE INTERESTED IN ART,

LITERATURE, HISTORY,

POLITICS, ROMANCE...

SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

THAT NO GUY HAS EVER BEEN INTERESTED

IN ANYTHING I'VE EVER SAID?

I'M SORRY.

THIS IS SO SAD, DREW.

YOU DON'T THINK I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?

BELL LOVES MY IDEA, AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

JEALOUS, PLEASE.

I COULD HAVE BELL IN A SECOND IF I WANTED HIM.

OH!

LET'S JUST KEEP THE CONVERSATION ON BUSINESS,

AND WE'LL TRY TO GET THROUGH THIS

WITHOUT A DISASTER.

FINE.

WHOOSH.

WHOOSH.

OSWALD, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE.

AW, SHE CANCELED, AND SO DID THEIR DEEJAY,

SO I THOUGHT I'D PICK UP A FEW BUCKS

SPINNING RECORDS FOR THE FREAKS.

NICE COSTUME.

WHO CARES? IT COST ME 75 CENTS.

GREAT. THEN YOU'LL JUST ABOUT BREAK EVEN ON THE GIG.

SORRY YOU GUYS CAN'T STAY FOR THE PARTY.

YEAH, WELL MAYBE I'LL FIND A RIP

IN THE SPACE/TIME CONTINUUM AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YEAH.

OH, LOOK! HERE I COME NOW.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

I'LL GIVE YOU MY PANTS.

OH, WOULD YOU STOP IT?

YOU'RE LIKE A SLIGHTLY LESS MASCULINE VERSION

OF MY MOTHER.

OVER HERE! MR. BELL!

SEE YOU MADE IT OK. HOPE YOU WEREN'T THROWN OFF

BY THAT BEST WESTERN A BLOCK UP.

GEE, I HOPE WE DIDN'T KEEP YOU WAITING.

Mr. Bell: OH, NO, NO.

I HAD TIME TO GET A FEW DRINKS.

A COUPLE OF BEERS.

SO... DAY SPA. LET'S TALK.

RELAX, CAREY.

LET'S TAKE SOME TIME TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

SO, KATE, TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.

WHERE'D YOU GROW UP?

WELL, I'VE LIVED IN CLEVELAND MY WHOLE LIFE.

BOY, I CAN REMEMBER HER IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

SPA. SPA. SPA.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

LET'S MAKE DREW HAPPY

AND TALK ABOUT THIS DAY SPA.

WHAT'S YOUR ANGLE, KATE?

WELL, I SEE IT THIS WAY.

WE ALREADY HAVE THE WOMEN IN THERE BUYING MAKEUP.

AND IT SEEMS TO ME

THEY WOULD BUY A LOT MORE

IN A COMFORTABLE, MORE RELAXING,

THERAPEUTIC ENVIRONMENT.

MR. BELL?

KEEP GOING. I'M WITH YOU.

[WHISPERS] Help me.

AHEM!

AAH!

OH, I'M SORRY. WAS THAT ME?

OH!

I... I HAVE TO GO.

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY DRESS.

NO, NO!

LET ME GET A TOWEL FROM THE WAITRESS.

BUT, UM...

AND MY GRANDMOTHER DIED!

NO! NOT GRAMMY!

NO. THE OTHER ONE.

OH.

I GOTTA... I'VE GOT TO GO.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

AW, THAT'S OK. I UNDERSTAND.

DAMN IT! DID I COME ON TOO STRONG?

NO, SIR. I THINK THAT GRAMMY JUST COULDN'T SAY NO TO GRAVY.

YOU'RE SO NAIVE, CAREY, SO YOUNG.

WHAT ARE YOU... 50?

ACTUALLY, SIR, I'M IN MY 30s.

COME ON. THAT'S THE BOOZE TALKING.

CAREY, YOU GOTTA... YOU GOTTA TALK TO KATE.

TELL HER WHAT A GOOD GUY I AM.

YOU'RE HER FRIEND. SHE'LL BELIEVE YOU.

MAKE HER GO OUT WITH ME,

OR I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO.

TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, SIR,

I'M NOT ALL THAT COMFORTABLE MIXING MY PERSONAL LIFE

WITH MY BUSINESS LIFE.

YOU KNOW, I WAS ACTUALLY DOING PRETTY WELL

MIXING MY PERSONAL LIFE WITH MY BUSINESS LIFE.

BUT THEN, THE WOMAN I WAS SEEING

WAS FIRED BY, UH, SOME IDIOT.

YOU FOLLOW ME, CAREY?

YES, SIR, AND I'LL UPDATE THE IDIOT LATER.

[HUMMING]

COME ON, SING WITH ME, CAREY.

I... I DON'T KNOW THE WORDS TO THAT ONE, SIR.

OH, YOU KNOW THE WORDS. COME ON. SING!

Both: ♪ ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER ♪

♪ THAT YOU'LL EVER DO ♪

♪ TWO CAN BE AS SAD AS ONE ♪

♪ IT'S THE LONELIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER ONE ♪

♪ OOH ♪

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT HAPPENED?

DREW, I CAN EXPLAIN. SOME PEOPLE CAME...

WH... WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S AN EAR.

THERE'S EARS EVERYWHERE!

LET ME GUESS.

DID THE FERENGIS INVADE KLINGON AIRSPACE

AND START AN INTERPLANETARY WAR?

NO, WE RAN OUT OF BEER

AND THE FREAKS WENT WILD.

I TRIED TO STOP 'EM, BUDDY.

LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE HOUSE.

HEY, HE PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT THOUGH.

HEY, I GAVE ONE GUY 3 BLACK EYES.

THAT'S IT.

NO MORE OF YOUR WEIRD PARTIES AT MY PLACE.

AND SOMEBODY GO CHOP UP THAT POD

WITH THE BLACK GLASSES IN THE BACKYARD.

IT'S GIVING ME THE CREEPS.

DREW, WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOU AND BELL?

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF SONGS

ABOUT LONELINESS, KATE.

BOY, DID HE WANT TO HIT ON YOU.

YOU PUT ME IN THIS POSITION. IF HE STILL HAD HIS GIRLFRIEND,

HE WOULDN'T BE GOING AFTER ME.

OH, YEAH? WELL, IF FROGS COULD FLY...

WELL, WE'D STILL HAVE THIS PROBLEM,

BUT WOULDN'T IT BE COOL?

LOOK, WE'RE BOTH IN TROUBLE HERE.

IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING,

WE'RE BOTH GONNA GET FIRED.

[SCOFFS] THIS SUCKS.

YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY,

AND IT ENDS UP BEING THE SAME OLD CRAP.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE

JUST TO GET THEM TO LISTEN TO YOUR IDEAS.

I'VE DONE THAT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT ONLY WORKS, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,

50% OF THE TIME.

WELL, I THINK IT STINKS.

AND I THINK ANYBODY WHO DOES THAT IS A CREEP.

YOU KNOW WHAT BELL WANTED ME TO DO?

HMM?

HE WANTED ME TO GET YOU TO DATE HIM.

WHICH WOULD BE TOTALLY OUT OF THE QUESTION, RIGHT?

YEAH, I KNOW.

HOW DARE HE?

GOSH, MIMI.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO DESTROY FOOD.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO UPSET MR. BELL,

BUT HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU

THAT UNTIL YOU SUPPLY HIM WITH

WHAT HE REQUESTED THE OTHER NIGHT,

HE WANTS YOU TO GO THROUGH

ALL THE EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS

AND CHECK FOR PUNCTUATION.

OH, MAN.

MOST OF THESE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN WORK HERE ANYMORE.

WORK HERE ANYMORE?

MOST OF 'EM ARE DEAD.

[LAUGHS]

OH, ON A PERSONAL NOTE, DREW,

I REALIZE YOU'RE GOING THROUGH

A DIFFICULT TIME HERE,

AND I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT

YOU ARE ALONE!

[LAUGHING]

SORRY I'M LATE, BUT...

I GOT STUCK BEHIND THE AMISH.

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU, SUZIE!

PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.

SO, I GUESS YOU DISCOVERED THE TRUTH

ABOUT ALL THOSE INCIDENTS YOU WERE BLAMING ON ME.

OH, THE TRUTH IS SUCH A GRAY AREA.

THE FACT IS, WE JUST MISSED YOUR BRIGHT FACE

WALKING IN HERE AT, OH...

WHATEVER TIME YOU FELT LIKE IT IN THE MORNING,

SO, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO COME BACK TO WINFRED-LOUDER?

CAN I BE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH?

WELL, ACTUALLY THAT'S VOTED ON BY ALL THE...

OH, SURE. OK.

CAN I GET A HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT?

WELL, OK. HOW MUCH CAN

MRS. HENDERSON'S OXYGEN TANK WEIGH ANYWAY?

LET HER DOG CARRY IT.

WELCOME BACK! AND UH,

YOU MIGHT WANNA GO SEE MR. BELL RIGHT NOW

TO LET HIM KNOW YOU'RE HERE.

HEY, EVERYBODY!

THERE GOES THE HANDICAPPED EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!

I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.

SO DO I.

WELL, LET ME GO FIRST. NO, LET ME...

WELL, PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE AND TEN.

OH! SIX.

DAMN. I GOTTA GET A NEW NUMBER.

I JUST TALKED TO MR. BELL. WHAT?

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME. I WAS ON FIRE!

I WENT IN THERE AND I TOLD HIM

THAT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO WORK HARD FOR HIM,

BUT IF HE WAS LOOKING FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT,

HE'LL HAVE TO LOOK ELSEWHERE.

HOW BRAVE OF YOU.

WHERE YOU GONNA WORK NEXT?

AT THE DAY SPA!

HE WENT FOR YOUR IDEA?

THAT'S RIGHT! I TOLD HIM TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE,

AND HE STILL WANTED TO LOOK AT MY CHEST,

SO I MET HIM HALFWAY AND I PITCHED IT

WITH HIM LOOKING SOMEWHERE AROUND MY NECK.

I AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU, KATE.

ONE DAY, MR. BELL'S GONNA LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE CHIN

AND SAY, "WELCOME TO MANAGEMENT."

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

YES, MR. BELL?

Mr. Bell: AH, I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU, CAREY.

OH, HI, GERRY!

KATE, YOU'RE THERE! GOOD.

I'VE FOUND JUST THE PERSON TO RUN THE DAY SPA...

SUZIE CLARK.

SUZIE? BUT SHE WAS FIRED.

CAREY JUST HIRED HER BACK. GOOD THINKING, CAREY.

UH...

THANK YOU, SIR.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME?

HEY, DON'T WORRY.

WE'LL GET YOU A FREE DAY OF BEAUTY...

UH, NOT THAT YOU NEED ONE.

HEY, CAREY, YOU WORK OUT ALL THE DETAILS.

AND BY THE WAY,

I HAD A HELL OF A TIME THE OTHER NIGHT.

WHY END IT THERE?

DID YOU KNOW THAT TONIGHT IS

KARAOKE NIGHT AT THE WARSAW?

ACTUALLY, EVERY MONDAY NIGHT

IS KARAOKE NIGHT AT THE WARSAW.

WONDERFUL.

MEET YOU AT 7:30 THEN, CAREY,

AND KEEP YOUR MONDAYS OPEN.

[DIAL TONE]

YOU KNOW, IF MR. BELL WAS STILL AFTER YOU,

AND YOU JUST FOUND OUT THAT I RE-HIRED SUZIE,

YOU WOULD LOVE ME SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

BUT I DO LOVE YOU.

AND I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO.

AND NOW...

YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK I DIDN'T LIKE THAT,

YOU'RE WRONG!

♪ OH ♪

♪ I LIKE TO GO SWIMMING WITH BOWLEGGED WOMEN ♪

♪ AND SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS... HEY! ♪

♪ SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS... HEY! ♪

♪ SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS... HEY! ♪

♪ I LIKE TO GO SWIMMING WITH BOWLEGGED WOMEN ♪

♪ AND SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS... HEY! ♪

♪ SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS ♪

Mr. Bell: HA HA!

♪ OH ♪

♪ I ♪

♪ LIKE TO GO SWIMMING WITH BOWLEGGED WOMEN ♪

♪ AND SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS... HEY! ♪

♪ SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS... HEY! ♪

♪ SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS... HEY! ♪

♪ I LIKE TO GO SWIMMING WITH BOWLEGGED WOMEN ♪

♪ AND SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS... HEY! ♪

♪ SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS ♪

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