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Whoa, what's...?

Password!

The new one or the old one?

Why would I want the old one?

As a memento, perhaps?

You're up to something!

To be fair, there are a million possibilities.

Like what?

For example...

Maybe I'm proposing.

I typed the proposal down

and I don't want you to know.

Really?

No.

Just an example.

Hell, spill it!

No.

Say it!

No!

You have to!

No way!

Why? Up to no good?

-Dude, that costs $4,000! -Say it! No!

-Give her something cheaper... -Say it! I'll say it.

-and less lethal. -Now I don't wanna hear it.

You won't tell me?

I'll guess it.

Go ahead.

I changed it back to your birthday.

It doesn't work.

October 5th, right?

It's October 25th, asshole!

You changed your birthday?

Why did you add

eight big-titted "Double May"?

Who's May?

What's that? Never heard of it.

You just love big tits!

I've never loved big tits!

Do you love me?

What?

Of course I love you.

So my tits aren't big enough!

And they're all barely legal!

You just love young girls!

I don't love young girls!

Do you love me, then?

What happens if I say no?

You don't love me?

No, of course I love you!

So I'm too old!

Come on...

I'm too old.

I have small tits.

No wonder you haven't married me!

When was the last time

you put money in our joint account?

Where's the money?

I bought uniforms for my esports team,

they're expensive.

It's not for randos...

Rando?!

The team members are the stars!

Everyone else is randos!

What about the rest of the cash?

This thing...

It costs 40 grand.

Wow, 40 grand?

That prick!

I just bought it!

Don't scratch it!

Hey hey hey!

Chill out!

Give me a reason!

It's rising in value!

So?

I can sell it for 45 grand!

So?

If you smash that,

you'll have to clean it up!

Lung Chan!

You promised me a home!

You already cook here a few times a week.

We watch TV and chill.

It already feels like a home!

Just bear it for now.

I've been bearing it for 12 years!

I'm done bearing!

We're breaking up.

It's over!

Don't even think about

winning me back again.

Go after her!

Hey.

Watch the stove.

Soup's cooking.

You dick.

I almost lost 40 grand.

If I say I spent it,

she'll still believe that I'm earning money!

If I say otherwise,

she'll make me change jobs.

If you're already working

and you find another job,

that's "changing jobs".

If you're not making a penny,

you're just "volunteering".

The family

is paying your expenses,

so you're "leeching".

I'm "leaping" to success!

I'm an esports athlete!

When I win that tournament,

I'll make my first million dollars!

You know...

The biggest hurdle to happiness

is expecting too much

from the future.

Another "Chicken Soup" quote?

Stop dragging your feet

-and get hitched. -What?

I'll pay

for the banquet.

Getting married

will put some sense into your head.

Objection.

He hasn't objected. Why are you objecting?

Because it's dumb.

Why?

Wait.

I want to object to your objection.

What?

I can get married, sure.

But I need a fair exchange.

Sell our home.

Let's cash in.

My esports team is

heading towards glory.

All we lack is funding.

If we get a few mil as investment

and win the tournament,

we'll be Hong Kong esports'

Juventus F.C.

or even the Avengers!!

My room...

Hot in summer, cold in winter.

The party room upstairs

blasts off-key karaoke all day.

We moved in over a decade ago

and the living room still reeks of BBQ pork!

For the last time...

We follow Mom's dying wish.

Our home stays, the oven stays,

and Dad stays.

We're never selling this place.

I'm going to work.

Don't forget!

I ordered hotpot delivery for tonight.

Look at your brother.

His sense puts me at ease.

He even booked

his own birthday dinner.

Maybe he's up to no good.

That's crazy talk...

Big Brother,

you'll be here before dinner, right?

Yeah.

I'm off early today.

I want to talk to you.

Sure.

Hello, Mr. Steve Chan?

Is the red gate your building's entrance?

It's "shot"!

She must mean "shut".

She should just stick to Mandarin.

That "iz" the back "doo".

Walk "pat" the back 'doo'.

Keep "wooking", then turn "light" at the corner.

That big "doo" is the "man" entrance.

Is that Little Meow from "Taiwan's Little Meow in Hong Kong"?

So what?

Is she popular?

All the netizens cream over her.

Ma'am, are you going up?

If I can get her as our cheerleading captain,

we'll have ad revenue.

With the Hong Kong Champion title...

Leave my model alone.

Hi.

Enter.

You packed all "deez" by yourself?

You can speak Cantonese.

I understand it.

Fantastic.

Is your makeup applied?

Huh?

Have you put on makeup?

Oh, I just need a touch-up.

Change there.

Leave Bernard's clothes alone.

They're his babies.

I think I can carry this one.

Don't do anything stupid.

I hear you.

Hi.

The air conditioning is chilly.

Put this jacket on.

You look gorgeous in this.

Pardon me.

I'm his colleague.

My name's Lung.

Like the organ?

It's Chinese, actually.

L-u-n-g lung

It means "Dragon".

Then...

why don't you just use "Dragon"?

It's cooler.

Right...

Has anyone told you

you look like Rei from "Evangelion"?

I actually have another identity.

I'm an esports athlete.

-If... -Lung Chan!

So she's Rei when she wears it,

and I'm a rando!

That's cute.

Why didn't you come after me?

I forgot to.

You got caught red-handed.

We're breaking up.

What should I do first?

Put out the fire first?

That's right.

Baby!

Hey!

Why are you already back?

Something's boiling over.

That happens a lot here!

Over there!

Hey.

I'm ready.

How do you want to shoot this?

Just follow the reference.

Intimate, elegant...

Sexy, too.

Sure.

Hold it up.

Elegance...

Hold it higher.

Be one with the cooker.

Open it elegantly...

Now close it slowly.

Open. Close.

Open slowly. Close.

Open... Close...

Okay, the other side now.

Don't worry, it's only a dozen strands if I cut it.

It's okay...

Ahh.

It's okay, I took off a few already.

It hurts.

It can't be. Did I cut a nerve?

I'm so embarrassed!

It's just an accident.

This whole time,

I was playing it cool

so you'd think that

I'm a pro...

Play it cool? What for?

The fact is...

I'm your fan!

I like you so much!

Your black-and-white portrait

of Danielle Graham

for "Yes" magazine

was my fav!

You're for real.

You showed me that

the key aspects of a portrait

are the expressions in the eyes.

You're an inspiration!

That's a big deal...

Look.

That's not

Danielle Graham, right?

No, it's your

Studs and the City spread.

Yikes! The original model went AWOL,

so I had to step in.

They got a lot of complaints for that issue.

But there was at least one letter of praise.

Don't tell me that you're Kitty Cat,

that fourth grader from Taiwan?

Yeah! You remember me! I've...

Ow!

Wow, you're all grown up...

Yup, I've grown up.

If there's a chance,

we can grab a meal together.

Is that okay?

Sure.

I always get beef noodles at the diner downstairs.

I always sit alone.

Are you gay?

Look, young lady...

I'm just not ready

for a new relationship yet.

When it comes to destiny...

If you take it too easy,

you'll miss out on it.

But if you take it too seriously,

you'll cry over it.

Holy...

Is it because...of her?

When did you split up?

Not long ago.

How long ago?

Three years ago.

You're so devoted...

When did you come home?

Just now, I forgot a document.

Hey, something's up. Dinner's off.

Don't come up.

I'll explain tomorrow night.

Remember!

Reply when you get this.

What's her name?

Monica.

What is she like?

Like an angel.

You bitch!

You're painting graffiti over them?

Someone just picked them off the streets.

They're trash.

You're trash!

The one who picked them up

was me!

Listen up, they are

historical artifacts! The youngest piece

is over 30 years old!

I'm over 30 years old, too.

You call me trash all the time!

What's going on, guys?

Boss, they want to

graffiti over these.

No!

I thought you're doing it Yayoi Kusama style

That's right.

What?

For the last few years,

you've been scavenging all this stuff

for the "Hong Kong Stories" series.

They're royalty-free and gimmicky.

It was nice.

But it has become boring now.

We need noise

that is as loud as those giant malls.

It'll be fresh!

And it'll promote Hong Kong culture.

Open mind. Open.

Sure, I'll call Yayoi Kusama

to see if she'll take lower pay

for "Hong Kong culture".

Naturally,

we'll just copy her without paying.

Yes!

Hong Kong culture!

Culture vulture! Yes!

Open mind. Open...Open.

O, my ass! No freaking way.

If you insist on doing this,

I'll quit!

Bye!

Big Brother!

Hey, Big Brother...

Even if they aren't getting married,

they should move in together.

What?

Love is...

Why Wait For Him To Change

When You Can Just Invade His Space?

It's doable...

Remember that I asked to talk?

Relax...

Trust me, it's no big deal.

Something wrong?

Nothing.

Actually, in a little while,

something's going to happen.

What is it?

Promise me,

when I open the door,

chill out, okay?

What is it?

Nothing.

Takeout delivery.

$3,950, please.

$3,950?!

I can't be chill about that.

Five bags...That's nearly $800 per bag!

It doesn't matter.

It's on me anyway.

You're really up to something.

When you ordered that $1,000 takeout the other time,

something really did happen.

What was it?

You screwed my wife.

What?

You took that junk trip

with those girls

and dropped my camera into the sea.

You literally sank 30 grand!

What is it this time?

We're brothers...

When Chow Yun-fat said that

in "A Better Tomorrow",

he got shot in the head. Watch it.

Come on, let me finish...

You even made the soup?

I didn't make it.

Listen...

There you are, you took so long.

When'd you get home?

I've been home all afternoon.

I thought you went after Josephine.

Did you really break up?

We made up already.

So you made the soup?

Dinner's ready!

I made two soups tonight.

This mala spicy soup

was made with Sichuan er jing tiao chilies.

It's numb, then spicy, then sweet.

Big Brother, you can't do spicy,

so I made you a silkie chicken soup.

Perfect for a man your age.

Good girl.

You split more often than a banana.

We can't keep up with you.

As long as they patch things up.

Sit down, Josephine,

we have to talk.

Let's cover my stuff first.

No, this first.

Sit down, Josephine.

You have forged an inseparable bond

with our family.

You've been with our little brother

for so many years.

You're practically family,

right?

I'm focused on my career now.

I'm not looking to get married.

With an attitude like that,

no point in forcing him, right?

I'm not asking you two to get married.

I'm inviting you

to move in here.

That's not a good idea...

What do you mean?!

I'm respecting her family's rules.

Her granny said,

as long as she's unmarried,

she can't spend a night at a guy's place.

But she stayed here last night.

Hey, I told you!

Don't stay over just because your granny sleeps early.

There, I warned her.

That's why I've thought of

an excuse that means little

but actually makes a world of difference.

On paper,

you're not moving in.

You're working here.

So, starting tomorrow,

the three of us

will pay you.

You move in officially

and cook us two meals a day.

So I'll be like Granny

and become an amah?

It's different!

Amahs don't exist anymore.

Don't think like that.

So, a domestic worker?

No way.

Many domestic workers

sleep in bathrooms.

You share a huge room with Lung.

So...

I'll be a servant who

toils by day and sleeps with Young Master at night?

No way!

Some young masters marry their young servants.

In addition to the food budget,

we'll pay you an allowance, too. Well?

That's too many surprises.

I'm spinning!

Why don't the three of you vote on it?

Raise your hand if you approve.

I object!

You're screwing up my plan!

You had a plan?

That's cute.

Of course!

How else can I be Hong Kong Champion?

Bernard!

I approve!

It's good to have someone around at home.

Besides, home cooking

is good for the health.

Welcome.

Mi casa, su casa.

Thank you, thank you!

Welcome, Josephine.

Your health is in my hands!

Oh, just worry about these two.

I'm moving in

with my girlfriend soon.

What?

You're dating?

Now you know.

Aren't you saving up for a flat?

You'll waste money on rent.

I'm moving to her place.

Then you're leeching off her.

I'll pay her rent.

Then you'll waste money on rent.

What do you want me to do?

Be open-minded.

I bring all my girlfriends here

to eat with you guys.

What "girlfriends"?

You've only brought ONE home all these years.

Who?

The one who shattered his heart when she left.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

Hi.

Hi.

It's been a long time.

Yes.

Three years.

Really?

I wasn't counting.

Why...are you here out of the blue?

The door was open.

So I showed myself in.

Why'd you come for me out of the blue?

I'm not here for you.

I'm here for him.

Big Brother.

She's my girlfriend.

What?

Is it April Fools?

I really am his girlfriend.

The stove!

What about this fire?

Six months ago, my company

worked on their event.

We began to talk after we saw each other again.

Then we started dating.

We've been together for six months.

This was

what I wanted to talk about.

Big Brother?

Are you all right, Big Brother?

You said you told him

and that he's okay with it.

I have enough pressure at work...

I thought

telling him before dinner was early enough

and that he'd be okay.

Why'd you think that there's a tiny chance

he'd be okay with this?

You really don't understand Steve.

You know Josephine.

Hi, I'm still here!

That's good.

You're thinner and prettier!

Yup!

Have you had dinner?

Want to join us?

I actually came to eat dinner.

Why didn't you tell me?

I told you on WhatsApp

to stay away.

You did?

Oh, you did!

Congratulations!

I'm sorry.

I had my reservations

about Bernard at first.

But then I thought,

if I didn't move on from the past,

I couldn't welcome a better future.

What past?

You mean our relationship?

I'd forgotten all about that...

Handing you over to my little brother...

gives this big brother infinite joy.

It's your birthday...

And you got a girlfriend.

A double whammy of happiness!

Let's celebrate!

I'm so happy!

Let's dig in!

Come on, let's eat.

Come, take a seat.

Help out!

Here.

Thanks.

Let's sit down.

Dig in...

Oh, I get it.

You wanted to move out because of me?

You think I'm a child?

We just wanted to spend more time together.

You can spend time here, too.

Look at them, they're stuck like glue.

That's right.

Sticking together as a family is priceless!

How about this?

If you want to spend more time together,

I invite you to move in here.

Great!

I'd welcome that!

Maybe not...

It's great!

We're a family!

Only a child

would mind. Right, Steve?

That's right!

We've got a huge place here.

One person won't make a difference.

Are you still in that subdivided flat?

Yeah.

That's too small for two.

The bed is so small.

It gave me terrible backaches back then.

If you don't mind,

I can move in, actually.

That's not what you said yesterday.

Well, I'm saying this today.

Open mind.

But I like staying at your place more.

Then she can move in here

and you can move over there.

Are you sure about this?

I have a lot of stuff.

We have a lot of room!

That's good.

No, I don't think...

I have a suggestion.

Why don't you three vote on it?

Raise your hand if you approve.

I object!

I approve!

It's good to have someone around at home.

Sticking together as a family is priceless!

Congratulations!

Thanks.

Mi casa, su casa.

She's in charge of catering here.

Bernard will pay your share.

Really?

What time is dinner?

8:00 pm

Can you cook bigger portions?

So I can bring lunch to work.

Sure

I'm sorry, Steve.

I should've told you earlier.

Don't be silly,

I'm fine.

Okay...

I'm not fine...

But I'll make it fine.

I know it's tacky.

Say no more.

We're brothers...

You'll die after saying that.

I won't die.

I'm your big brother.

I can handle anything.

Be careful!

it's a limited edition.

This isn't an invasion.

This is a coup!

That's worth a fortune!

Josephine,

you've got a lot of stuff.

The kitchenware's brand-new.

Aren't you unemployed?

Expenditure increases

are passed to the customers, naturally.

What the!

Josephine,

are you opening a restaurant?

That's not mine.

Where do you want it?

Who else can that possibly belong to?

Let's see if there's room in here, come on.

Over here, please.

Thanks.

Hello? Sure thing! It's for you.

Hello?

Hello, Big Brother?

Yeah?

Monica's stuff

is coming in the afternoon.

She said there are signs and a pair of statues.

The holy beasts

have landed in our realm already.

Also...

I ordered a new double bed.

Can you help me sign for it?

Sure.

Thanks, Big Brother.

You still want the bed?

To the landfill, please.

Hurry up, or we'll get a ticket!

Guys, the bed?

It needs assembling.

We don't cover assembly!

Gosh!

You're even assembling their bed for them!

Oomph!

I'm proud of you!

Yup.

Oomph!

Amazing.

You're even assembling their bed for them!

Yup.

Oomph!

I can't believe it...

Come on, I have my limits...

I didn't think my stuff would take up so much room.

Did I overstep your limits?

Not at all!

My limits can go way lower.

My boss wanted to get rid of them,

so I have to go Schindler's List

and save them one by one!

You seem to be more...

Emotional?

My doctor says I'm too stressed.

It's work, part-time PhD

and general dissatisfaction with the world.

When I'm triggered,

I lose my cool.

What triggers you?

When I see people disrespect heritage,

calling everything trash

and throwing them away...

Perfect,

Bernard just bought a new bed.

You'll sleep better

and de-stress.

And the old bed?

Is it at the landfill?

The old folks' home.

I delivered it myself.

I told him I'd move my bed here.

Why buy one?

Your bed is too old.

When I rocked it, it...

They gave you the wrong manual.

Are you serious?

Look.

It's fine.

One less thing to worry about.

I'll take my time.

It's just a frame.

Why'd you keep that ugly old thing?

How did that get here?

I hate this thing.

They made me dress up as a factory girl.

It's so ugly!

Your company chose you

because you're pretty.

Have you dated anyone the last few years?

No...

Nothing long-term.

Too many fishes in the pond.

You know me,

I need to flirt for a long time

before I make my move...

But there's a girl

I'm almost done flirting with.

When the time's right,

I'll introduce her to you.

Sure!

Sweetheart.

It's okay.

Let me.

What are you doing?

These are cheap stuff.

They can go in the living room.

Oh? Is this the new bed?

Yeah,

I assembled it with Steve.

Together?

Turns out

he'll have a girlfriend soon.

So don't worry.

He has a girlfriend?

Yeah.

Dinner time!

Okay!

Let's eat!

Am I in Mongkok?

It really looks like Mongkok in here.

Steve said to put them up.

It's pretty!

Yeah, take a seat.

Pork belly and pig's feet?

Is this a construction site?

I'll open a beer!

Your girl looks cultured on the outside,

but she's a dude on the inside.

How did you know her favorites?

Steve asked me to make them.

Here we go!

That pork belly looks so plump!

Steve's not back yet.

Should we wait?

We agreed that dinner's at 8 sharp.

Let's eat!

Yes, let's eat!

Dig in!

Here he comes.

Careful.

Are you ok, Meow?

I'm okay.

Did you hurt your leg?

Are you all right?

Everyone.

My girlfriend!

I'm Ah Meow!

Josephine,

Give her a seat.

Give her a seat.

Meow Meow.

I'll get some ricey-dicey.

Take a seat.

Okay.

I think I can guess who you are.

You're Lung, the little brother I've met.

And you're his girlfriend, Josephine.

Hi...

And...

You're the middle brother, Bernard.

And you're his girlfriend, Monica.

Hi...

Aren't you that influencer...

Yup! Nice to meet you.

Give us a kiss! Lovely!

Give us a kiss! Lovely!

Lovely!

Why are you and my big brother...

It's fate if you believe in it...

It's destiny if you don't.

He's so well-read!

What a naive "Double May"...

What's "Double May"?

I've...

Never heard of that.

I guess it means

she has two...

mounts of May?

Right...

Just a casual family meal, Meow.

Thanks.

Let's eatsie-peasy!

What's with the baby talk?

Meow Meow taught me.

She said time moves slower

for people in love.

So ordinary people get a delay

when they hear us talk.

It sounds like baby talk to you,

but we're not actually speaking it.

Have some meatsie-poo!

Braised pork belly with pickled veg!

Let me try this!

It's so delicious!

Good job!

How could you tell it's good

just from the pickled vegetable?

In this dish,

making the pickled veg taste like meat

shows a chef's

true talent!

You know your stuff!

This meatsie-poo

is really that hardy-tardy to make?

It's so hardy-tardy!

Do you know how sandy pickled veg can be?

It needs a lot of washing.

You have to boil and fry the pork belly

then stir-fry the salted veg

before steaming the whole thing!

Do you know how much effort

goes into a single bite of this?

Did you make it?

How did you know?

It's obvious.

You talk like a MasterChef.

I don't know how to cook.

But my ex-boyfriend

was a hotel head chef.

You're so awesome.

You should be a culinary influencer!

Aren't they really hot?

Not necessarily.

Your type has plenty of fans, too.

There aren't many women under 35

who can do what you do.

I'm 40.

That's not too old!

You should join my team!

Meow's team is named "The Ar-meow".

It's almost impossible to get in!

Why are you such a smarty-putty?

You're dating her,

you didn't know?

We just met a few days ago.

There are still plenty left to learn.

A few days ago?

The spark happened a few days ago.

But the seed

was planted about...

20 years ago!

Buddhist scriptures say

we exchange 500 glances

before brushing shoulders just once.

It looks like it took us

50 shoulder brushes

to earn a chance

at our first day of love!

50 shoulder brushes,

or 50 cold shoulders?

You're so

lovey-dovey already.

Maybe you'll get married soon!

Seriously!

Give me at least two weeks

to get to know him.

What do you want to know?

Just ask!

Don't worry.

I have my ways to get intel.

Already dating a few days after meeting?

Something's fishy here.

It's time to guess what I'm playing. Let's start!

What's that?

A new phone?

Don't you know that electronic waste

-is destroying... -Calm down, okay?

I won't toss the old one.

I'll put it away after copying your data over, okay?

I can copy it myself.

You got some unsavory photos in it?

That's absurd...

New phone, new bed...

What a waste of money.

It's worth it.

With an ottoman bed,

there's storage underneath

so we can put other stuff on top.

What's an ottoman bed?

It has gas lifts

for you to lift the bed board.

if you let go, it won't fall.

Lift it and let go.

For real?

Yeah, let it go!

For real?

For real.

Count to three and let go.

One two

three

Don't be afraid, sweetheart.

My arm's just stuck.

Can you lift that for me?

It's okay! Again.

Lift it.

Try lifting the board, too.

What's going on?

Why didn't you install the gas lift in the bed?

What's a gas lift bed?

What year is this?!

Let me take you to the hospital.

I can take him.

Oh, right, the girlfriend goes...

Siri,

gas lift bed.

Lower.

Lower.

Wow, you really do know photography.

Okay?

Okay.

One of my exes

is a photographer.

You look so cool

in sunglasses!

Oh,

Whenever I shoot,

I look for references.

Sometimes, I follow them closely...

I know.

But I don't think it's a problem.

Plagiarizing well is hard!

Exactly!

But there's something I want to know...

How would you shoot it

without any reference?

Wizard, hang in there.

Help me.

Water spell! Water spell!

Ice spell! Ice spell...

I...I can't move...

What hit you?

Pheromone spell...

Who blasted that?

My sister-in-law...

Steve's in his room.

Josephine's on the roof.

We are

alone in here now

Uh-huh...

We can quietly...

do a background check!

Why me?

Among everyone in this home,

you look the most like...

a snitch!

Good eye.

But it'll cost you!

Be my team's cheerleader captain

and earn likes for my esports team.

What's your team's name?

Slooberble.

Can you change your team's name first?

No.

Then let's see what intel you got first.

Fine!

Our family history is like a spider web!

First,

my dad and Steve's mother

had Steve.

I want a divorce!

Meanwhile,

my mother and Bernard's father had Bernard.

So Steve and Bernard,

the 12-year-old

and the 3-year-old,

became brothers!

And finally,

the most important character...

I showed up.

Guess how I came about?

You are...Your dad

and your mom's son!

Good job!

I'm surprised you figured that out!

So this was your dad's BBQ pork kitchen.

But you guys moved in here?

Right!

Steve can't make BBQ pork.

Bernard won't make BBQ pork,

and I'd rather live like BBQ pork.

When the kitchen shut down,

we all moved in here.

The sign, "Yau Fook"...

That's your dad's name?

No,

my mom's.

Mom had a terrible temper with us.

She also had a weird rule:

Before we turned 30,

we had to eat together

as a family every night!

Steve's carried that tradition to this day.

But you're all adults now.

How is that possible?

It's not that hard.

Steve is a shut-in.

Bernard spends his cash on collectibles.

And I'm poor.

As long as Steve pays for dinner,

we're happy to oblige!

What about his ex,

Monica?

They met at work.

It was like Cleopatra and Antony for a few years.

Who?

It was the pairing of a century.

Big Brother really loved her,

but she was into

conservation and

cultural research

so she was too busy or whatever.

Conservation?

Just like Bernard's Monica...

Steve's Monica is bald!

And six feet tall!

What? Then...

why would he like me?

Rain's coming, gotta get the laundry.

There's no rain...Hey!

Bald?

I signed for that delivery of signages.

Where's the thumb drive?

The USB thumb drive!

What USB drive?

The one from back then!

You want to watch it?

I want it obliterated, crushed,

and diced!

Make it vanish for good!

That's electronic waste...

Don't start on that now.

I'll look for it.

You didn't hide it carefully?!

I was watching it a lot for a while.,

I don't remember where I put it.

It's only on that drive?

There's no other copy?

I don't think so.

Be more certain!

None.

What color is it?

Red...I think.

Be more certain!

It's red.

Hurry, Bernard will be home soon.

So? We've got nothing to hide.

If Bernard asks why you're in my room,

how would you answer?

I'm looking for something.

What are you looking for?

Move it!

I thought it's red.

Just pour out everything and look.

Next time, ping me on WhatsApp

so there's no misunderstanding.

Right...

I forgot you prefer texts

rather than speaking face-to-face.

What?

Never mind.

What are you trying to say?

Nothing, I've forgiven you.

Forgiven what?

Nothing!

When you're ready,

just text me whatever you wanted to say.

There! See?

What?

Never mind.

Just be out with it already.

I have to remind you that

you dumped me

on WhatsApp?

The one who dumped me on WhatsApp

was you!

It was you!

Never mind.

Let's stop debating.

No matter how immature you are,

it's all in the past now.

Why don't we break up?

Your words were so cruel.

You practically forced me to break up.

What did I say?

Researching artifacts is such a waste of time.

I don't know when you'll wake up!

You spent so much time researching artifacts

that you're always up late.

I didn't know what time you'd wake up.

What's wrong with that?

Your worries don't matter to me,

"you should live however you want!"

Don't add punctuations.

The night before that,

you were worried

about your weight.

I said,

Your worries don't matter.

To me, you should live however you want!

Well, you can't twist this one:

Never mind the past.

Anyway, we're shit together!

OK bye!

I meant

Anyway, we're a fit together!

I typed too quickly!

That's a real coincidence.

Look at how close "a", "s" and "f" are!

That's why I added an "OK".

Wasn't that a question?

There's no question mark.

What about the "bye"?

It's polite to end a conversation

with a "bye".

I told you to work on your spelling.

It was just a typo...

So our four-year relationship

went kaput because

I made one typo?

Why didn't you contact me?

You told me to never contact you again.

You pighead!

Would you go kill yourself if I asked?

How do you know I wouldn't?

So what are we supposed to do?

I'll confess to Bernard.

But it'll be hard on you.

Then we'll elope.

But Bernard will be hurt!

Then we'll have an affair.

But I'll be exhausted!

Whatever,

we have to be together!

I guess it was fate.

Right, fate.

And we're mismatched anyway, right?

Right! Looking at you now,

I don't feel any

love or whatever...

Just saying it

gives me chills now.

Bernard and I are great now.

We're practically

meant to be

soulmates!

Same with me and Meow.

Soulmates.

We're all...

soulmates!

Ah Meow's here?

She's in the shower.

Bird poop landed on her head,

so she needs a shower.

Bernard.

Hi!

Honey?

Why are you calling from your room?

I left a present for you

in the bathroom!

What? Why would you put it there?

It's a surprisey-dicey!

I'll go get it!

Hey, you're home!

How did you get here?

I was right behind you.

The doctor told you to relax your arm...

It hurts.

Don't worry.

Present...

Honey, where is it? I can't find it.

Allow me.

Brand new!

Honey...

I'm so touched!

You are

already asking me to move in?

I'll think about it.

Why did you keep that old thing?

How did that get here?

This is Josephine's first step

to becoming a culinary influencer.

This meal

is creativity meets fine dining!

Pork for beef.

Beef for pork.

Crab for fish.

Fish for crabs!

We also have sweet bitter melon soup.

Bitter melon jelly! It's a dessert!

There's more!

Rainbow rice!

Thank you!

Bravo!

Give serious comments, all right?

Let's eat!

Let's eat!

Honey, try some meatsie-poo.

Sure.

Thank you.

The pork tastes just like beef.

And the beef tastes just like pork.

But why would I want to eat beef-pork and pork-beef?

Why am I eating fake jelly soup

and fake rainbow rice?

What?

You never asked so many questions before!

Honestly, I don't know what I'm doing.

You're pretending too much.

Audiences want to see

the real you.

Go back to your roots.

Imagine that he's your beloved.

Hey, what do you mean "imagine"?

He's your beloved.

Look at him.

You're making him something from the heart.

What would you make?

Poop!

Let's go back to imagining.

Imagine that he's your beloved.

Tell me,

why did you fall for him in the first place?

We were fixed up!

My mom catered work sites.

She picked up BBQ pork from their dad every day,

so we ate lunch together.

And then...sigh.

It was hilarious!

Josephine was 15

and Lung was only 9.

She fed him

like he's a child groom!

I didn't need to be fed!

I scooped the rice myself.

You met her at nine years old.

So you were meant to be

til death do you part

and forevermore!

In Eileen Chang's world,

'til death do us part and "forevermore" are different things.

Forevermore is not bad.

It's hard to be together 'til death.

Life expectancy is longer now.

You can live 'til you turn yellow

or turn green.

Live 'til you turn green?

Like the Gundam robot?

What would you cook for him, then?

Me?

BBQ pork, I guess.

They grew up eating it.

You're wrong there.

Dad's BBQ pork

tasted like crap.

Those BBQ pork

went to cheap diners for soup pasta, BBQ pork buns

and convenience store rice boxes.

They were just cheap and edible.

What's wrong with that?!

If Dad didn't make it,

there wouldn't be

cheap noodles,

cheap student meals

and cheap rice plates!

There'd be no charity meals to give away!

What they meant was that

it was edible and cheap.

The brothers weren't in conflict.

Why did you say that in third person?

You're one of us!

Don't be so sensitive.

Right, I was being sensitive.

Maybe

it's the shrimp.

There's no shrimp.

Yes, there is. Ha... !

That was a terrible pun.

How about you?

Her favorite is hard to make,

but I'll learn to make it for her:

Fried pork intestines.

How'd you know about that?

Back then,

when your dad was around,

he'd bring it to the clinic

to share it with you.

He had it with mustard,

but it was too spicy for you

and you cried.

So he comforted you

with a few sips of beer.

That's when

you learned to drink beer.

That's why you pair junk food

with beer, right?

I never told you that story.

You did.

Maybe

her ex told you about it.

Maybe.

How long have you been together?

About six months.

That means

you already liked her

when she was with her ex?

It's hard...

to define "like"...

Right...

An ex of mine...

When I was

with my ex-ex-boyfriend,

he would take spy photos of me

and collect things of mine.

When I became single again,

he immediately made his move.

It was so romantic!

You bid the tenders

for projects at work.

So you knew that

it was her firm's tender.

You made a bid

just to see her again?

Meow Meow,

what you don't know is that Bernard is

really pragmatic-attic.

When I was dumpty-dumped,

I asked him if I should win my girly-friend back.

He told me to give uppity-up.

I had no idea that

he's sentimental-lentil.

It completely went over my heady-head.

His baby talk sounds

kinda off this time...

Whether two people can stay together

isn't up to other people.

Maybe it's fate for you to split up.

It's not baity-fatey.

It was man-made-lemonade.

If she's meant to be your soulmate-mate,

you two wouldn't have splity-licky.

What if someone intended

to take my fish from my pond,

slice her up, stir-fry her in a hot wok-wok

and serve her up for him-selfie-elf?

Actually...

I've suspecting for quite a while.

I hope to hear the truth from you guys.

Fish is better...

steamed, right?

It's a waste to stir-fry it.

There's no absolute in cooking.

A family

can set right and wrong aside,

but you have to be sensible.

That's not from a book.

Mom said that.

Cheers, Big Brother.

What is being sensible?

Don't eat more than you can handle. Dig in.

Let's eat!

Sweetheart.

Did I startle you?

Sorry.

It's fine...

I want to say...

I promise you

what happened tonight

won't happen again.

Were you in love with me all this time?

Did you bid for that tender

just to see me again?

The truth doesn't matter.

What matters is the answer that will

improve our relationship.

Get some sleep.

Though I can't speak about the future

I quietly await your return

In this cold, gloomy winter...

To be in your warm embrace once more...

...is my one and only dream

Though I can't speak about the future,

I quietly await your return...

Though our wishes diverge as the world turns

I still have some past dreams to share

Everything these days suddenly seems troubled

When I look back on our past...

Was it love? Was it fate? Or was it pain?

I still don't know the answer to this day

I can't believe, I still believe

that you're the best one for me

You may be gone now, but my love burns on

On this endless night, who has your love...

The flowers won't bloom, love is vast as the ocean

If you miss me, why am I in solitude?

I need some water

Sorry. Sorry, sorry...

Ready when you are.

Action!

Let's cut first.

What's wrong?

My soul drifted off.

I don't think I can do this.

Okay, we won't film today, then.

I'll just document how you make this dish.

What are you cooking today?

Veggie and ham stew.

It'll bloom like a flower in the end.

Wow!

Honey, it's time to eat...

What's wrong?

The leech of the photography world.

Wing Shya says your green bean soup photo

plagiarized him?

When I plagiarized,

no one was the wiser.

The second I do something original,

I do the same thing as a celebrity photographer.

That's just eerie.

Wing Shya got plagiarized!

Wow, it's exactly the same!

Some people are so shameless!

Oh, you're the leech of the photography world?

It's a misunderstanding.

It's night and day, actually.

This is a green bean soup.

That's a red bean soup.

I'm a chef,

trust me.

Why'd you tell me to be original?

I was just fine plagiarizing!

I'll sort this out for you.

You think he'll be that understanding?

He's a master.

Remember how I told you

that my ex is a photographer?

Your ex

is Wing Shya?

How many boyfriends have you had?

Eighteen.

I need 18 lives to reach that number.

I may not have been good at relationships,

but I was serious about all of them.

You're bothered?

Let me cool off first.

Hey!

Cooling off is important.

Hey, Wing,

we have to talk.

As an Eileen Chang super-fan,

I wonder why someone

as old-fashioned as you

call up a girl

to make someone jealous?

That wasn't the only reason I called her up.

Without her,

I might lose it.

You thought about stealing

your brother's girl!

I didn't!

Besides, it's him

who "coveted his neighbor's wife" first.

Wait.

You two live together.

He's not your "neighbor".

You're flatmates.

if you steal her back,

you're coveting your flatmate's wife.

Don't you speak English?

It's from the Ten Commandments!

Don't you know figures of speech?

Oh, really?

You really have to sort out your relationships.

Hey.

She cleared your name!

She's really serious about you.

Eileen Chang said,

Don't oversleep when you dream of love.

If you let Ah Meow carry the role you've assigned her

past Mid-Autumn Festival and through Christmas,

it'll be very hard to turn back.

Meow Meow.

I have something to tell you.

This is for you.

How did you know?

Your glasses are for indoors.

This one

lets you see the outside world

more clearly.

I'll put them on for you.

Here.

Looking good!

See?

Thank you so much.

I've looked at your photos all my life.

The best

are in black-and-white.

The plagiarized ones

are in color.

I didn't get it all this time...

until I saw the brand of your sunglasses

and I did some research online.

I realized that

they're

color-blind glasses.

You can't differentiate

red and green.

Lung said that you can't inherit the BBQ pork business.

That's when I wondered

if it's because your eyes

can't gauge the shade of red on the pork.

After your mom died,

you raised your brothers on your own.

Pretending that all is well

must have been tough, right?

In this home,

the one who works the hardest to make everyone happy

is the least happy, right?

I couldn't

even tell my ex about this.

Thank you.

It's been

forever since anyone asked

whether I'm happy.

I'm sorry.

You came looking for me

right after you rejected me.

Even a child would know that

you're not serious about me.

So I just came

to have some fun with you.

You could tell, right?

Yes, I could.

See?

You're pretending again.

I know you couldn't tell.

I think that

you're a good man.

You're just a bit of a doofus.

I'm worried that if I keep playing along,

you won't be able to handle it.

So I think...

you should figure out what you want.

Let's stop pretending.

Why are you looking at old photos?

Meow wants an old photo of you three brothers.

I don't know why.

To curse us?

Definitely.

The video's done.

What would you do for your beloved?

This girl

would plant a flower for him.

What time are you coming tomorrow?

Where to?

Aren't you coming to see my match?

Oh, why would I go alone?

Of course I'm going with you.

We'll go at 10.

All right.

Mic check.

Chicken Roll.

Copy.

Monkey.

Copy.

Goal.

Copy.

Done.

The Hong Kong stop of "Winner Player One"

starts in five minutes!

Sit.

Have you eaten?

Cut the chit-chat.

Get to the point.

If not for the typos

in those messages,

would we still be

together?

I don't know...

But there's no point in asking

all those if's...

And if there's a point?

And if it's a "yes"?

If I said "I'll win you back"

and "I won't win you back",

what would you do in each case?

Don't answer a question with a question.

Be a man!

Just tell me what you want to do

I can give up everything for you.

Let's be together again!

I'm sorry.

Hello?

You're home.

Right behind me again?

It's pouring outside.

You had an umbrella?

Yeah...

Let's watch Lung's match.

Steve! Join us.

You just left the TV on.

We have a winner!

It was neck and neck between Spanner and Slooberble!

It was down to the wire!

It was tough for both teams,

but what a show for the audience!

You're not sitting?

I sat for too long in there, I'll stand.

The winning team will receive one million dollars.

Big Brother, today...

It's you! You won!

Winner Player One Hong Kong's winner

is Slooberble!

They're more amazing than the Avengers!

We won!

Hello?

I want to thank my teammates

Okay.

and most importantly, myself!

Also, thanks to my computer and the Internet!

Ah Meow said that

Lung wants home cooking tonight.

Josephine's coming home to cook,

and Lung has an announcement.

Okay.

I have work to do.

I don't care that people don't believe in us

as long as we believe in us! Thank you!

Slooberble! Slooberble! Slobberble!

Yes, yes yes yes.

No, no no no no.

Yes, yes yes.

All right, great.

Let's eat.

Do we need to wait for Ah Meow?

She said to start without her.

Then let's start.

My meteoric rise is starting!

Don't be so cocky.

Let's toast first.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Now that you have your million,

what are you going to do?

What do you mean?

We're a hit now.

We get $1.2 million a year for sponsorship.

We're the F.C. Barcelona of

Hong Kong esports now!

Already?

Well, $1.2 million a year

is only 100k per month,

If we get a few more mil in investment,

with our Hong Kong Champion title...

Again?

I'm not selling.

You know that

this factory building is old,

my room is too cold and too hot,

and the party room blasts music all day.

Mom would never allow it!

The home stays! The oven stays! Dad stays!

I'm not selling!

When did Mom say that we can't sell?

She said it on her deathbed!

Really? But Lung and I were there.

You two were in the bathroom...

together!

Mom's ward only had one stall.

Together?

I was holding his dick?

Don't pin this on Mom.

I know

she'd never want us to sell!

How?

I think

she'll want us to sell!

Perfect!

Two against one.

We're selling!

I'm the big brother!

I say we don't sell!

You're moving goalposts.

A big brother is like a father!

Is that so?

Say, Daddy,

why were you in your room with your daughter-in-law?

It's not what you think...

It's not her fault.

Of course it's not.

She's my girlfriend.

Don't play the hero hugging her in front of me.

You already did that today!

That's right,

We hugged.

You really did?

Did you kiss?

But it's complicated.

Just let me explain...

You kissed?!

And you dare to talk about sense?

That's right!

We were making out!

French kiss!

Hey!

Yes.

I'm coveting her!

Even if I am,

you coveted your neighbor's wife first!

Wait!

You two live together.

He's more like a flatmate.

So technically,

he coveted his "flatmate's" wife.

It's a figure of speech!

Why do you take things so literally?!

It's true!

When you were still together,

I already liked her.

If I didn't see you as a big brother,

I would've just stolen her!

What "see"?

I AM your big brother!

Bullshit!

Your dad

stole my mom from my dad.

That's how we suddenly became stepbrothers.

I'm just doing

exactly what your dad did back then,

Big Brother!

Let's talk privately, all right?

Let's not!

He's always on about family.

So let's lay it out in the open!

Fine!

Lay it.

Okay. Lay on!

You lay first.

I've got nothing to lay.

So you're hiding something again!

I've got nothing to say!

Let's start with my arm.

That's my fault?

It was an accident!

It's common sense to load the gas lift in a gas lift bed!

What's a gas lift bed?

See?!

No one knows.

Are we really from the same father?

Our genes are so different!

What a waste to

sacrifice my life for you two.

What do you mean?

You're still alive!

Before we were brothers,

I took my father's family name.

I was Lee Shing-lai!

Then I came here,

took your family's shitty naming convention

and I became Chan Lai!

So what?!

Wait!

Lee Shing-lai,

37 strokes.

The astrology chart says I'd be a dragon in the pond,

bound to leap towards success.

Chan Lai, 34 strokes.

Endless disasters.

Misfortunes abound.

Bad news only.

Change your name.

I went from "successful dragon"

to "misfortunes abound"!

Is everything okay?

We're all right.

Let's eat.

Let's eat.

The food's gone cold.

A rush of wind came through

and cooled the food.

Once food is on the table,

no matter what your troubles are,

you should set them aside

and enjoy the food.

That's basic respect for the chef!

Ah Meow,

it's just home cooking.

Let's not get worked up today, okay?

Think about it.

The kitchen only has two stoves and an oven.

Yet, all four dishes and the soup

arrive hot on the table.

Think of the calculations

Josephine made to make that possible.

And...

in the five dishes,

there's no overlap

in the ingredients

and the cooking method.

It's so professional and amazing!

Did your food critic ex teach you that?

No.

He did!

It's not what you think.

That wasn't what I meant.

This is what I meant.

Lung has an announcement to make.

I winked to tell you

the feng shui's off.

I'm not doing it.

Oh,

I got it all wrong.

What is that?

Another cosplay costume?

What is it?

Why now?

I have always planned to do it now.

I couldn't finish an Eileen Chang novel...

So I just watched the movie "Lust, Caution".

This is the biggest rock I could afford.

How much is it?

I followed all his specifications.

The color,

the Hearts and Arrows

and the cutting are all excellent.

It's 2.1 karats.

How much is it?!

$261,000!

I used up all my prize money for this.

Thank you for being by my side all these years.

It was your hard work in the kitchen that

inspired me to work just as hard on the keyboard.

That's how my dream came true.

But I wasn't inspired.

Your keyboard has never moved me.

When you quit your job a few years ago to do esports,

I never thought that you would succeed.

When you won the tournament,

I was disappointed for a second.

I felt like I lost.

So you won this time,

then what?

You'll keep winning and losing.

That's not a future that I want!

I did a cooking tutorial last night.

I made the veggie and ham stew

that blooms like a flower for you.

But I didn't have the urge to show you the video at all.

I realized that

you don't have to exist in my world.

My granny was an amah. My mother was in catering.

We're used to putting effort into cooking for others.

I don't want my life to end up like that.

I'm sorry.

Lung really loves you!

You're really like Cleopatra and Antony.

What did she say?

I haven't understood a thing she said...

Get up, don't cry. Come on...

It's okay...

I want to sell the place!

Once I'm rich, we'll be together forevermore!

That's not related!

She said it's not related.

Calm down.

I want to sell the place!

Sell it!

We're not selling!

You don't have to listen to me,

but you gotta listen to him!

You two share the same dad!

What the hell does that mean?!

We're just stepbrothers,

so you don't want to share!

I don't want a cent now!

So sell!

Share a father?

We only have one father!

And one mother!

And we're three brothers!

No, mama's boy!

What?!

My mama is your mama, too!

Your mama is your mama.

My mama is my mama.

I called you mama's boy because

your mama ain't my mama,

mama's boy!

Say that again.

What, mama's boy?

I'm Ironman, c'mon!

You're so slow

It's fine.

Iron this!

Stop being a baby.

Watch your mouth!

You hit your little brother? You animal!

What's going on?

He hit you, see?

You're crazy! A lunatic!

Go away!

Apologize!

For what?

Right now!

Why?

Remember the light

that was in our hearts?

We're three brothers.

It's the theme song to "Brother Squad", our game!

My two younger sisters are in Taiwan.

I only came to treasure them after I left home.

I hope this video will remind you that

having someone grow up with you

is something truly precious.

Steve! Bernard! We're brothers!

Yes, we're brothers.

It's okay now.

Don't cry. I'd never hit my big brother.

Don't cry.

We're clean slate now.

Hold the phone.

My hands are busy.

It's out of focus.

I just grabbed it from your room.

He and she shared the same dream once

He and she are losing control tonight

He and she are riled up by Judas

The desire to share a meal ends with a brawl

He tries to protect the plant with care

Only for it to be ruined by lies

He would rather forget his family ties

Only to be hurt again in the very same place

Love is the most desirable taste on Earth.

Its affection is the bait

Love is an evil toxin that will take you down.

Can the flower in your heart blossom?

Can you laugh at this joke?

Can you enjoy such a dangerous kiss?

Can you tell between sadness and joy?

Are you okay?

I'm okay, thanks.

I've truly failed

as a big brother.

I'm done trying. I'm done...

Yup.

This family...

...ends here and now!

I didn't eat, I'm hungry.

Why did you come down?

Some things aren't valued

until they're broken.

I don't want this family

to end like this.

The problem lies

with you.

I know that.

Then why did you come after me?

I already left.

This is not what I meant.

Bernard can't live without you.

To move on...

We need to accept all that's happened.

There's something I never told you.

Something's wrong with my eyes.

I can't define colors well.

Since I can't see clearly,

I should step forward

and look closer.

Make things clear.

It's hard for us to make things clear.

You won't be my brother-in-law.

You won't be my friend.

And you definitely won't be my lover.

Is there a kind of relationship

that can't be described with a word?

Maybe that's the relationship we have.

Not naming it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

It'll be hard, but we have to move on together.

As a family, we move on together.

Get back to me soon!

You were in your room?

How's your arm?

Did you hurt yourself?

Do you need help?

Close the door!

Get out, then close the door!

What happened? Let me help...

What, your other arm's hurt, too?

I have to pee! How can you help me?

You're really gonna hold it? It's embarrassing!

Embarrassing? I've already seen everything!

You've seen it,

but you've never touched it!

Pee on your own, then.

Let's see how you'll change those pants.

I'm your big brother.

Who else is gonna do it?

Careful!

Don't worry.

Careful!

I won't cut you,

You have underwear on.

I don't!

That's so unhygienic!

When do you wear the ones you wash?

When I see people.

Which kindergarten did you go to?

The same one as you.

Hurry!

Don't move.

Hey, don't shuffle around.

I have to find it!

Your hand is cold.

Relax...

Yes...

Yes...

Yes...

Why didn't I just pee sitting down?

I'm sorry.

I'm fine.

All right, I'm not fine.

But I'll make it fine.

Next week is Mid-Autumn Festival.

Remember one year, Dad got in trouble

and Mom kicked him out in the morning?

Then Mom called to tell him

he had to be home for dinner.

Mom said,

Mid-Autumn dinner

is the most important meal of the year.

No matter what,

we have to eat together.

Lung has to understand that first.

Text him.

Tell him we're selling our home.

Lie to get him home first.

I don't think Mom would want that.

Yu Fook? Haha...

It's just broken.

It's "Yau Fook".

Who cares about what others see?

What we see is what matters.

You even brought out the holy beasts.

Is something big happening?

Yeah.

Domineering, aren't they?

Let's place them here for good.

Good idea!

What will we feed them?

What do they eat?

BBQ pork?

Time to eat!

I knew you guys lied.

But Mom said Mid-Autumn dinner should be eaten as a family,

so let's eat first.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

Hi.

Hi.

It's been a long time.

Really? I wasn't counting...

Why are you here out of the blue?

The door wasn't locked, so I showed myself in.

Why'd you come for me out of the blue?

I'm not here for you.

I'm here for Steve.

What? You two...?

No! He just invited me to dinner.

You scared me! I thought it's another...

I'm glad you're back.

I haven't decided anything!

Steve just invited me back

to try his cooking

and have a final meal here.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Josephine's back.

Yau Fook's BBQ pork!

What? I studied the recipe forever.

It's edible.

Why did she say "final meal"?

You told them?

Oops.

I had a grand speech planned and everything

and you spoiled it.

You've sold the flat?

I signed the contract yesterday.

We'll move out after winter solstice.

We're lucky that

Mom and Dad blessed us with this place.

So we can't get complacent.

We should open our doors,

step outside,

walk further

and achieve things!

That's how we live up to our blessing!

What book did you steal that from?

Year of the Tiger Horoscope.

Okay, let's dig in!

Let's eat!

Try the BBQ pork first. Come on.

Sure.

-Are you sure it's edible? -Let's have a bite.

Be generous!

-Well -You're not eating?

I am now.

How it tastes?

It's terrible.

It's freaking terrible!

That's what Dad's BBQ pork...actually tasted like.

You miss me?

I want to know, did you want me to sell this place?

What do you think?

You said it yourself: The home stays, the oven stays, Dad stays.

Did I say that?

I guess it's because it sounded nice.

it was in my head all these years, Ma!

Why do people think that

dead people's words are gospel?

You think I'm full of wisdom?

Before I married your dad,

I was just a nightclub hostess!

What are you trying to say?!

Wherever family is...

...that's where home is.

I think I get it.

You do?

But selling it

then renting it back is kinda dumb.

I need time!

You'll waste money on rent!

I'll rent half the space out!

Anyway, leave when you've stayed long enough.

You said it yourself:

Open the doors, step outside, and go further.

That's my boy.

Looking for me?

Are you looking for me?

I left something here.

Have you had dinner?

Want to get beef noodles downstairs?

Shall we go further?

You may be gone now, but my love burns on

On this endless night, who has your love...

The flowers won't bloom, love is vast as the ocean

If you miss me, why am I in solitude?

A Sunny Chan Film

Let's eat!

Try the meatsie-poo, sweetheart.

Cut!

You're really giving him the big piece?

Don't touch me!

Concentrate.

Your hands are so cold!

Okay.

All right?

What's Double May?

I don't know, never heard of it!

Why're you still rolling?

Your father stole my...

Told you you can't do it.

Give me another chance.

Do we keep eating?

It's edible.

Look at Lung!

Try it.

Bernard! Bernard!

You guys eat, I got a stomachache.

Get set, go!

Keep it high!

Higher!

Need a pair of chopsticks to hold it?

Why not hold it with a fork?

Three words, Lee Shing-lai.

I really didn't get her this time.

Steve, do you sense that

someone is watching us eat?

Never-before-seen deleted scenes.

Help, we don't want to work for Sally anymore!

What happened?

She plans to turn your signboards

into a Transformer!

Crazy!

You girls don't like here?

Of course!

You girls leave with me!

Of course not!

Why?

I thought you hated here.

Every employee badmouths their company!

You're so poor that,

when we eat out

you still bring your lunch along.

You're lucky enough

to be single,

but I have two kids

and parents to feed!

Why are you still here?

Yes,

I still have a month here!

Excuse me.

Are you Tracy?

You are...

Bernard,

from CEO Production.

Actually,

before you joined this company,

we did "Kai Tak Airport Resurrected" event

and won your company an award.

Oh, that was you guys!

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Are you all right?

Got injured

while skiing in Switzerland.

Actually, I came to move all these to my place.

My fiancee.

I see... So you two...

Yes.

We have all the events at the big malls this year.

Our calendar's completely filled!

You're not taking our project, then?

We may be shorthanded.

It's up to her!

Hey, you're one of us. Help us out!

I'll call someone to move those first.

I will have someone send them over.

Hey! What's your face...

You are in charge of this.

We wouldn't want to impose, but all right!

Since you're so close,

let's take a photo for memento's sake!

Why?

Because it's worth it.

Come on.

Of course, come here!

Everybody, come on!

Let me send you that group photo from today.

Circle the people that you don't like.

I'll dox them and make them vanish.

That's too hard. It's not very nice.

It's always harder to win than to accept defeat.

Does that mean you should give up?

Ah Meow!

Hi!

Hello!

Good luck!

I hope you win today!

Good luck!

We will win for sure!

Can I get a photo with you first?

No!

Win the match first,

then I'll take a photo

with each of you!

Really?

Yes!

The Hong Kong stop of "Winner Player One"

will start in five minutes!

Have you seen Josephine yet?

I couldn't find her.

I just saw her earlier.

You go accompany her then.

Stay with her.

Victory is at hand!

The winner of "Winner Player One"

is Slooberble.

They started with a huge lead

and carried it to the end!

We won!

I told you that we'll make it!

A million! We've got a million dollars now!

Hello!

You're back?

We came home almost the same time again.

It's pouring outside.

You brought an umbrella?

Let's go watch Lung's match!

Big Brother!

Why would you turn the TV on and not watching.

Big Brother, come watch with us!

What is it?

Come over, it's airing this movie!

oh, this one.

Yes.

Leave that. Just sit down.

Sit down.

Here, here.

Thank you.

Babe, what are you watching?

A comedy!

What's this movie?

Bernard said that mom brought us to see this at cinema

when we were little.

I saw this when I was little too.

Sit down, sit down.

You family always watches TV together?