Original subtitles

Good evening Mr. & Mrs. Norfh, South America,

and our ships at sca, let's get a fresh flesh. . . Flash!

Congress has callcd an emergency scssion,

but as yet no one has shown up.

The president refuses to issue a statement,

having locked himself and the vice president in his bath-room.

The first lady urgcs all, l quote,

"seek comfort in the Bible," unquote.

A bulletin just in, the world's top scientists

are holding a conference in Washington, D.C. ,

awaiting a statcmcnt from prof. Gordon,

world authority on animal behavior and renowncd physicist.

Gentlemen, we are in big trouble.

Sex madness perils planet!

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Sex madness perils planet!

Hey, scram you horny jcrks!

Gentlemen!

As l have told you , we are in big troublc.

I think there is no need for me to describe to you

the incredible chaos our beloved planet

has been plunged into.

Of the disgracc-ful acts which are being committed

at this very moment!

In every aparfmcnt, on every street corncr,

or on the rooftops!

In grass huts in the jungle, in igloos in the arctic.

In airports, in markets,

in movie houses, in the parks!

Yes, we are in big trouble.

Doctor Gordon...

All of us here are aware of the total degradation

that has overcome the masses,

but what arc wc going to do about it?

What is causing it?

Now I say it's a virus and we must find a vaccinc for it!

It is not a virus,

any fool can see it's a case of mass hypnosis!

Hypnosis. . . ha! l've done research

and traced the cause to cans of bad passover tuna.

Tuna fish, tuna fish!

This guy's got Mercury on his brain!

Gentlemen!

Gentlemen, we must be calm!

Puture generations are dcpcnding on decisions made hcrc today.

Now, l have discovered three things about this madness.

Number one, not all areas are affected .

Look around you , are anyone of you sexually arouscd?

Yes, ha-ha-ha,

anyone of you , huh? No!

Not all areas have been affcctcd.

Number two, my son, who has been rcp-rcscnting

United States at thc tcnth international ice hockey

playoffs in Tibct,

has discovered what appears to be a great bcam of light

proceeding from some far off planet

whose appearancc is simultaneous

with the first occurrence yestcrday.

Number threc, l discovered my wife...

In bed with the garbage man.

But what about your son?

Did he find anything clsc out?

Yes Professor, what are you holding back from us?

What's the scoop?

My son is at this very momcnt,

'on his way back to this country and as soon as he has landed...

We shall all find out.

Mable towers, mablc towcrs,

we're expcricncing foul weather.

Sorry!

Oh, oooh, l'm sorry.

Oh, that's all right.

- Is this your first flight? - My first drink.

It's a tcrrible storm,

do you think we're going to makc it?

Don't worry.

These ncw trimotors are the safest things in the sky.

My name is Dale Ardor, what's yours?

Plesh . Plesh Gordon.

Oh, professor Gordon's son?

Why yes.

Sir, look out!

Control yourself, Uale!

Control yourself, Dalc! Dalc!

Con-control yoursclf, Dalc!

Sir, l've got a giant boner!

Well slap the damn thing down.

I can't!

I've got to keep this thing under control.

I can't!

Mable towers, mablc towcrs.

You got two horny son-of-a-bitches hcrc.

We'rc signing off.

Dale! There's no onc at the controls!

The plane's going down!

Go down, go down!

Oh yes, oh yes. Oh, Flcsh.

Flesh! Flesh!

Oh, Flesh!

Flesh!

Let me go!

Flesh!

Flesh. . . oh!

Uale. We'll havc to bail out.

Flesh, oh my god, ooh.

Oh my god!

Just hold on!

I can't hold anymore!

Ooohhh. Oh!

Plesh, mmm.

Dale?

Dale, darling, are you all right?

You called me "darling."

Flcsh, what's happening?

- Can you walk? - l think so.

Here, put this on.

Flesh, what's that?

Come on, maybe wc can get to a telephonc there.

Stop.

Not another step further.

I know what you've come here for.

But you'rc not going to get it.

Look, I don't know who you think we are,

but this girl's hurf, and we gotta get to a telephone.

We were flying along in this airplanc from Tibet,

when suddenly we were hit by this sex ray from outer space.

And this unrestrained sex orgy ensucd,

which both of the pilots joincd in.

When the plane was going down,

l took over the controls

but they broke off in my hand.

So you see the young lady,

nearly ovcrcomc with sex madness,

and myself, bailed out just before the plane crashed .

And we landed just ovcr there.

Do you take me for a fool?

Uo you think I don't know you'vc comc here to steal

the secret plans to my new interstellar,

hydro combustion, miracle patented , micro-teflon,

nuclear, gamma straddlc rocketship-plane-missile!

Which was 20 years in the making.

And employs a new updraft design,

which lifts the ship on small spirals

of synthetic strontium pellets.

Uo you think I don't know that!

L've never even heard of it.

So you're barking up the wrong trcc.

Come here, young lady.

I would like to conduct a little experiment,

you see there's evidence that exposure to thc scx ray,

increases the size of the secondary...

- Jerkoff! - What?

Flexi Jerkoff, l thought l recognized you.

Why. . . why you must bc Flcsh,

Professor Gordon's son.

I was wondering why you knew so much about thc sex ray.

Come, let me show you thc ship.

Gosh, let me introduce you .

Dale Ardor, this is Doctor Flexi Jerkoff.

How do you do?

So you see, l've actually discovered which planet

the sex ray is coming from,

and forfunately, thc straddle ship was ready just in time.

You can't know what it was like, out here,

all alone when thc scx ray hit.

It was hcll!

Portunately, the rocket was completed before that happened,

and the design was not influenced .

You look so funny.

Oh, the likeness is incredible.

I was able to gct most of the parts

from the sears cataloguc.

You rcally think it will make it to

the outer reaches of the solar systcm?

It's got to.

It's the last hope humanity has.

Plesh. . . Dale...

Will you come with me?

It will be a dangcrous trip,

and I don't know what we're likely to encounter out there,

but someone has got to save the earth

from the treacherous clutches of that evil ray.

What do you think, Dalc?

Flesh, let's do it.

Why not, we'II give it a try.

Wonderful !

The planet's orbit will bring it closest to thc carfh

in approximately...

Six minutes!

And there's much work to be donc.

Come, follow mc.

Where do you want these, Uoc?

Right over there, storage bin c.

What's this gizmo do?

Don't touch that dial!

I had an assistant once who touched that dial.

Touch that dial.

Gee Doc, you really got a lot of ncat stuff.

Did it take you a long time to put it all together?

Don't bother me now, Plesh, it's almost ready.

Get the door.

Which button, Doc?

That one.

Ignition.

- Ready, Dale? - Ready, Plesh.

All right, hang on. We're taking off.

Fire rocket onc.

Fire rocket two.

Hang on now,

we're going through the moronosphcrc.

Look, Dalc!

The moon!

The earth!

Oh, it's beautiful.

Wow! l can see the Great Lakes!

There's Lake Ontario, Lake Michigan,

Lake Superior...

What is it, Dale?

The sex ray, we're heading right for it,

change course quick!

It's. . . it's jammed, I can't move it!

Let me try!

Another episodc likc that, I'll be ready for the old folk's home.

Doc, what sorf of planct does it look like to you?

Definitely inhabitcd, Flcsh.

No natural force could have affcctcd us

the way that sex ray did .

And look at thosc green areas ovcr thcrc...

lt's probably forest or jungle, I should think.

And those arc dcscrf areas over there.

This planet even has frigid polar regions,

not unlike thosc of carfh.

Let's havc a closer look, shall we.

Hang on, we'rc going down .

Forgive me, your protubcrancc,

but at this moment an alien ship approachcs Porno.

Probably the earfh pcople.

Bring the ship down,

but I want the carfhlings brought to me unharmed .

Understand?

Yes, your protubcrance.

Not too close, look!

Do you suppose they're friendly?

The starboard gamma modulator's bccn hit!

I can't control the ship, Flesh!

- Hold on, Jerkoff! - Do something, Flcsh!

I think we'rc going to crash .

Oh! No, what's going to happen?

Hurry, Flesh!

I'm hurrying, Jerkoff, l'm hurrying!

Save us!

Oooooohhhhhh.

L'm trying to!

Hurry Plesh!

We're in dccp trouble.

Come on, Jerkoff!

Flesh, do something!

- Hurry! - Dale, quick!

Give me a Bobby pin! Comc here!

Here's one!

Oh...

Save us.

Jerkoff, l think l've fixed it!

- Oh , god ! - You're right.

She's beginning to respond to the controls.

All right now, hang on.

Hold on Dalc.

The ship's falling apart!

- Hold on, Dalc! - l'm holding on.

I'm taking her down.

Dr. Jerkoff, Dr. Jerkoff!

Are you all right?

Oh, Flesh. I think so.

Is the ship badly damaged, Flcsh?

I don't know, let's go outside and havc a look.

Yes.

Oh, Dale.

Just a moment, l think l have something here.

For, uh. . . ycs.

It was my mother's. She was buried in it.

Good, there's oxygen on this planet.

This is the strangcst place I'vc cver seen .

I wonder why they didn't send the welcoming committcc?

They did, look!

Ouick, into that cave!

Sist' and decease!

Ouick, in here!

Hep, hep, hep.

Hep, hep, hep.

Left, left, lcft.

You men search ovcr thcre.

Left, left, lcft...

They'll be coming back.

Let's go this way, maybe there's another way out.

It's so strangc in here.

Flesh, it almost looks alivc.

What is it, Plesh?

I'm not quite sure.

And what unusual formations and tcxturcs.

Why, this is like no rock known to science.

It's.

It's not hard like a rock,

it's...

Whoaaaaaaaaal

great galaxics!

What is it?

Some species of pcnisaurus, I should think.

This way!

Jerkoff! She'd down!

What. . . oh, oh!

Better get this, Jcrkoff.

You beast, get away from me!

You stink!

All right, Flesh.

Stand aside.

Oh, no!

Left, left, lcft...

Ah, ha.

Oh!

Flesh!

What was that?

The earfh peoplc. It came from down thcrc.

- After them. - Run.

No!

There they are.

What?

Take the earthlings alive. Tie them up.

- I got dibs on thc girl. - The blonde giant's mine.

Leave the bearded one for me.

Your sickness, we have captured the earth people,

and await your command .

The earth people, eh?

Bring them to me at once.

Fetch the earth people here!

His sickness will seeeee theeemmmm!

Stop shouting, you dildo.

Why have you comc to the planet porno?

To destroy thc tcrriblc sex ray that has brought

chaos to our beloved planet earth.

I should think you'd be thanking me.

But no matter.

No power in the univcrsc can ever hope to squclch

the infinitc forcc of my sex beam.

But why must you do this thing?

The earfh is a peaccful planet

and poses no threat to you!

I'll tcll you later.

But, how did you get here?

The straddle ship I constructcd.

A scientist?

I could use a brain likc yours.

Guards!

Take him to the laboratory and show him what to do.

No, no, no!

Bring the earth woman closer.

No! No!

By the goddess yumi, you are beautiful!

My eyes have ncvcr beheld such loveliness.

You shall bc my bridc!

No!

Ohhhh, she is exquisite,

she is exquisite.

Take your filthy, vellow hands off her!

Uon't touch hcr, I'll kill you!

Silence! Get him off mc!

Take him!

Take him to the sex dcplctor and bring me his essence!

It should add immeasurably to the pleasure

of our wedding night.

Stop.

The blonde giant shall not be dcplctcd.

Amora. As Oueen of Uarkness,

and guardian of the sacred power pastics,

you have thc privilcgc to spare him only

if he survives thc torture l ordain.

I sentencc him to trial by ordcal.

So be it, then, Wang.

But if he survives, he's mine!

To the arena with him!

To the deplctor with him!

He's mine, he's mine, he's mine,

he's mine, hc's mine!

After them, you ninnics!

Sleep now, and forget.

Porget all .

We shall love, and my body...

Will be linked forever with yours.

When you awakc, you shall be my king of darkness.

Oh, Gordon...

Your protuberancc, wc have spotted Oueen Amora's ship

over the forest kingdom.

Shoot them down, and bring thcm to mc!

But your ass holiness,

the forest peoplc and we are sworn encmics.

We could not survive a landing in this realm.

Are you afraid of a few vegetablcs?

I gave you my ordcrs!

I will be obeycd!

Yes, degencratc one.

Make ready for thc ccrcmony!

Porno shall have a new queen tonight.

Out of my way, dildo!

Guard, l need your help.

Here, hold that.

This, hold that too...

And this also, plcasc...

And just one morc thing,

that's it.

Very good .

Put up your hands!

Down , please.

Give me the keys.

Oh , come in me!

Damn, you magnificent giant.

Come, come, comc!

And bind us forever in darkness.

- W. . . - A

- N . . . - G.

Emperor Wang is the onc for mc,

without him, the planet porno,

would be evcr so forlorno.

Prancis Newberry.

Jerkoff!

Flesh! l thought you were Amora.

This is all I could find to wcar.

How'd you get away from Wang's palace?

When l discovered Wang's plan to destroy Amora's ship,

l overpowered the guard with a radium gas

l developed in Wang's Iaboratory.

And , disguising myself as a pirate,

followed the bombcr ship and swooped down to rescue you.

What about Uale?

Even at this very moment, the ceremony which will rcndcr

Dale and Wang man and wife draws ever nearer

its fateful conclusion.

It's no use, Flesh.

Alone, we would be powerless to stop it.

Plesh, look!

I had led an cvil lifc.

And my thoughts havc arisen from the sccds

of darkness and greed . Take these stones.

These are thc source of my powcr.

And with them, dcstroy Wang

and his insidious schcmcs.

These, my power pastics,

are the only force that can stop the sex beam.

Once accomplished, carfhlings,

my spirit shall at last rest in pcacc.

She was a noblc woman, Flcsh.

Took a lot of guts.

She was a bravc scout.

Come on, we haven't got much time to lose.

Wait a minute Uoc, I can't go like this,

I feel silly. Don't worry, PIesh.

I think I'vc got something for you in thc ship.

Come on, Jerkoff, we've got to stop Wang!

- All right, Flesh. - Come on!

Oh pleasc.

Left, left, left, lcft...

Left...

There they are!

You may...

Kisssss the bridc.

Ahhh, ha-ha...

Come here, my little bottle cap.

Get away from me you slimy snail !

Oh!

That's all for this rancid affair, you Turkcy!

Stop!

The wedding's over, Wang!

After them, you dildos!

Amateurs!

The pasties, Jcrkoff!

All right, where is shc?

What have you done with Uale?

So help me if you lay a hand on her l'll...

You'rc too late, you fool!

She was spirited away barely a brcath

before love's first kiss.

I have been robbcd of my beautiful virgin bridc.

Shall l give it to him now?

Not now, hc's been through enough.

If you find hcr, tell her l love her!

Stop fighting mc foolish woman, I'm trying to save you!

Halt!

I have brought thc carfh girl.

Follow me.

No, no, where are you taking me!

No, no, take me back to Plesh.

No!

No!

The earfh girl.

We've been hoping you'd drop in,

ever since we heard of your opposition to Empcror Wang.

But, perhaps I should cxplain.

I am Chief Nellic.

Commander of thc vast and powcrful

Amazon underground of Porno.

An organization solely devoted to the over-throw

of Wang and his corrupt male chauvinist rcgimc.

But what docs that have to do with mc?

Our spies have been watching you closely,

because of your dctcrmincd and flagrant dislike

of Wang and his cohorfs...

We, uh, have dccidcd to initiate you into our ranks.

But l want the earthman , Plesh Gordon.

You will be of more use here with us.

No! No...

Wait, what are you doing?

L've gotta get back to Flesh!

Ranks in formation, for selection inspection.

Mmm, very nice face, very prctty.

Nice nipple. Ohhhh, ycs, mmm-mmmbh...

pretty hair, nice, shiny...

What are you doing to your nipples, zerig?

They look very nice. Very nice.

Face is nice. . . Turn around, let's see.

Bend over, let's see.

Oh, yeah, real nice.

Very nice. Nice bottom.

Mmmm, no! No good.

Step forward.

Oh excellent, excellent, prepare yourself, you'll do.

No, no! Oh!

Flesh! Flesh!

No! Get away!

Flesh! No! No!

Get away! Get away!

Flesh!

Flesh! Flesh!

Plesh! No!

Jerkoff.

I heard Dalc. . . she's in some sort of trouble.

Jerkoff, l hear Uale. . . She's in somc sorf of trouble.

Dale!

Get away! Get away!

We're in some sorf of pit, Doc.

Here let mc try.

Try to get us outta hcrc.

Didn't work.

Stand back, Flcsh.

Come on, Uoc.

There she is, Uoc.

Good lord, they're dykes!

Dykes!

Don't any of you try anything now.

L've got the power pasties and l know how to use 'em.

You, gct back there with the others.

I know your kind.

Now what were you doing down hcrc?

What were you doing with Uale?

Get back thcrc!

Jerkoff!

No, no! You might hit PIesh.

What happencd to it?

An arrow.

A poison tipped arrow, in fact.

Whoever you are, we owe you our lives.

Nonsense.

I was happy to do it, for you see...

l'm prince precious,

rightful heir to thc throne of Porno.

Years ago this planet was a veritable paradisc,

but Wang, a maniacal botanist,

whose organ was devoured by a crazed penis flytrap,

could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure.

And so, banding together an army of the impotcnt

and frustrated , and armed with a small,

but effectivc, scx ray,

plunged my palacc into carnal chaos,

and took it over, exiling me,

and my few advisors, to what is now known as

the forest kingdom.

Then you feel that, together,

we might put an end to Wang's savage reign .

And that our ncw cosmic friendship might inspirc

an everlasting bond of kindness and love

between the peoples of this planet and yours.

If there's anything I can ever do to rcpay you.

Stay a while, the fun's just beginning .

L'd Iike to, precious, but I can't.

I'd bcttcr get back to the lab with Doctor Jcrkoff

and help him work on the destructo beam.

Come, l'll go with you.

Flesh, I was just going to send for you.

What happencd, Doc?

Any scientist could tell you .

Now, the beam is finishcd and ready to be tested .

Now, if my calculations are correct,

one blast from my device and Wang's odious sex ray

will be utterly smashed to smithereens.

How does it work, Doc?

I'll show you.

Pirst, we have to attach the power pasties.

Let me help you.

Now, over there is a scale model of Wang's sex ray,

surrounded by an electromagnesium force field

so impervious, that were it not for

the energy of Oueen Amora's power pasties,

we could ncvcr hope to dcstroy it.

Now, stand back.

Watch this.

- Wow! - Fantastic, Doctor.

That's incredible.

Congratulations. Congratulation.

It works, Jerkoff.

It's the 8th wonder of the world.

I knew it would.

Then all we have to do is mount it in a ship.

And blow Wang's evil ray to atoms.

Thcn we can go home, can't we?

With good luck and good weathcr, Dale,

we'll bc homc tomorrow night.

Oh, Flesh.

- Let me prepare the ship. - Yes, ycs.

To the ship!

Your alonencss, the earthmen have invented a gun,

with which they plan to destroy our sex ray.

Ah!

I have had enough of these meddlers!

They have interfered with the affairs of my rcgimc

for the very last timc,

and they will be stopped .

Now, listen carefully.

Doc, we're getting close to Wang's palace.

Just one more minute, I'm almost rcady.

Careful!

This device has a dclicatc electromagnetic balance.

Any disturbancc can blow us all to atoms!

There it is, Jerkoff, the sex ray.

It's the forest flyer, sound the alarm!

They'vc spotted us, Jerkoff, get ready.

Now!

Stop him!

He...

Get him. My pasties!

Pull the ship up, quick!

- It's stuck! - Let me givc it a try.

Flesh, we're doomed!

We've stopped falling, what's happened?

We've fallen into some sorf of magnetic bcam.

It's drawing us safely down.

But why would Wang want to save us?

He doesn't! Look!

When last seen, our hapless heroes were about to bc crunched

into oblivion by the perverted Wang's chomping jaws.

Is there no justice on Porno?

Dale, this is yours.

Dr. Jerkoff.

Here's one for you, PIesh.

Dale, are you all right?

L'm all right, PIesh.

It's rcally a shame about that othcr guy,

stealing your pasties like that,

and he was my bcst boy.

What ever happcncd to the other fellow?

We only had four parachutes.

Oh.

Come on, we've got to get to Wang.

Come on, let's go! Hurry up!

There he gocs, aftcr him.

Your struggles arc uscless!

You are trapped and you shall not livc!

I have tolerated your feeble attempts to thwarf mc

for the very last timc!

We have ways of dealing with you , yankee.

See how you likc my royal flush, earthling!

- What is it? - The floor!

Oh, no.

- There used to be one. - That's it, earfhlings.

Goodbye, Gordon. Swcct dreams.

Oh.

Here it comes.

Bye, byc!

- Nice knowing you. - Yes, it was, thank you.

Plesh Gordon is dead hey

Plesh Gordon is dead hey

Flesh is dead

Gordon is dcad

Plesh Gordon is dead

baby Plesh Gordon is dead

Plesh Gordon is dead

Plesh Gordon is dead

Flesh is dead

Flesh is dead

Plesh Gordon is dead

dead dead dcad dead

Plesh Gordon is dead

Plesh Gordon is dead

your lowness.

Oh-oh, great impotcntatc, I have done as you commanded,

and l brought you the powcr jcwcls.

Though the earfhmcn cannot now destroy the scx bcam,

they'rc alivc and loose in the palacc...

Never mind that,

l have dealt with them already!

Give me the jewel .

Did the nasty spy frighten my babics?

Never mind that,

little wangy-pangy is going to take carc of you all.

Wangy favors you with a trinkct,

my little peanut-butter cup.

Hmm.

Mmm.

What do you mean it's stuck?

- It's stuck! - Stuck?

What do you mean, stuck?

Stop!

Plesh Gordon!

The jewel, Wang! The jewel, where is it?

Gimme that jewel ,

or so help me l'II finish you right here and now!

Let me have him, Plesh.

I've bccn waiting for this moment for a long timc.

The jewel, Wang, whcrc is it?

You gucss!

- Am I gettin' warm? - Oh, very warm.

- Is it this, Plesh? - No, that's not it.

Give me that jcwcl.

Give me that jewel this minutc!

I can't, it's stuck.

What do you mean, it's stuck?

Gimme that jewel !

I can't!

Idiot, you thought you could dcfy mc,

but you have yet to tangle with my rapist robots.

It's stuck!

I wish I had a picturc of this.

Give me that jewel this minutc!

Flesh!

What-a-way to go, eh, carfhman?

In a flash of mechanical ecstasy.

Flesh! Flesh!

Flesh! Flesh!

Flesh!

No! No!

Fools!

Idiots!

What do you think you're doing?

What-a-way to go, hcy, Wang?

You have not heard the last of Wang.

Plesh, come on, we can't let Wang get away.

Never mind Wang now,

we have to gct thc jewel and save the earth.

That reminds me...

Oh, l can't, I can't!

Spit it out!

It's stuck!

A plague, a pox, a pestilencc of storm!

Anything, anything, oh, great onc!

The fate of all cvil rests in your hands!

Arise, arise, and destroy your encmics,

and avenge the glorious cause of perversion!

Ooh, boy.

I just love murder.

Out of my way, you littlc farf.

A monster's work is ncver done.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Mmm-mmm.

Oh, fuck.

Stop, look...

Listen.

Too late now, my imbecilic siblings!

The sex ray is too good for your carfh!

L'm going to burn your fucking planct

to a fucking crisp!

Watch your back!

Well...

Mmm.

How delightful .

He's got Dale!

Ouick Jerkoff, usc thc destructo bcam to kill him!

I dare not, at this distance there's too great

a risk of hitting Dalc.

If only we could gct closcr.

Wait a minutc, we'll use Wang's rocket ship.

Come on.

You and l are going to be good fricnds.

Coochic.

And...

Wow.

This is the tower of murdcr,

and it's whcrc I hang out.

Oh, oh, no.

Are you having a good time?

Come on, Jerkoff.

Ooh, Flesh!

Flesh, save mc.

God, it's high.

Hmm.

Yes, you're incredible.

I wonder how you'd Iook in black...

Nylons.

What do you think of that, hmm?

Hmm? Huh?

Oh...

Hmm-hmm.

Hmm-hmm.

I just want to look at your tits.

There she is, Uoc.

Hey, they'rc gctting serious.

Okay Doc, get ready.

Ready, Flesh.

Pire!

Doc, you missed !

I know l missed . l'II get him.

Well, I nevcr.

Up yours, Gordon.

Oh, wow, pain.

And now, you gct...

Yours.

Get away.

My ass.

My ass.

Pain, humiliation. Hemorrhoids.

- Dale, are you all right? - Oh, Plesh.

Gordon.

Let's do it fast, PIesh!

For this you'll pay.

No one burns my ass and lives to gct laid.

Oh, shit!

- Goodbye, Jerkoff. - Goodbye, prince.

And Dalc.

- Goodbye Plesh. - Precious.

We'll miss you around here.

Don't worry, Precious, l'II be back,

and next time it'll be a friendly visit.

With Wang out of the way and his terrible regime dispcrscd,

the universe is oncc again safe for democracy and freedom,

and the right of all due happincss,

each according to his own pcrsonal

religious convictions.

Goodbye, Plesh.

- Goodbyc. - Goodbyc.

- Bye. - Have a safe journey.

- It's bccn grand. - Yes.

We'll see you . Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Be sure and writc us.

Take carc.

- Okay, see ya. - Be good.

- Bye now. - So long.

Adios.

There she is, thc Earfh.

Oh, Flesh, there's no place Iike home.