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I'm going to start.

Alright.

Oh, you're my own, Adam.

Don't forget some old teams coming tonight.

Fred and I will not forget madam.

I've heard of the big entrance.

What's this thing?

Good morning.

Hey, Louisa.

We start.

I'm an old.

And what are you off to do this bright and shiny morning?

I said I might go and see her.

Hello, about an idea I had to murder us memorial.

I'd rather I'd talk to you about it.

Don't pick up a coffee?

Yes.

Thank you, Maryman.

And don't forget some auntie, Mary's wine in his room.

Oh, no, I'm never a thicket.

Uh, see, coming back again.

Yeah, doing his amelite.

For you look more like amelite than he does.

It's really rather an old charlatan.

Oh, I don't know.

He does try to give people their money's money's money.

A bit of a laugh, a bit of a cry.

They can't be too easy night after night,

especially in this eat.

It's all right for cricket or bathing.

Isn't it about time he was off on your cricket

week up in Yorkshire?

I've chucked this year, I'm afraid.

Oh, that's a pity.

Yes.

You've got to go back some time, you know?

Yes, of course, but not yet.

Margaret would be everywhere.

Only enough, one of the things she simply loved was

village cricket.

It used to score for us.

Made everyone laugh.

Well, it's nice to have some happy memories.

Oh, well, they know, don't mind me.

Oh, I know what it is.

They've asked me to become a gentleman usher at court.

Was that sort of glory-fied, Maryman?

Part-time courtier.

On duty at royal functions, garden parties, court balls,

diplomatic occasions.

Oh, Johnny Fargens, you know,

trying to be kind.

Congratulations.

I'm going to excuse myself.

I don't feel up to it.

Most likely, Johnny's getting sick and tired of you wondering

about the place spreading gloom and despondency wherever you go.

I know a lot of your friends are, I know I am.

I'm very sorry.

And if the king does you the honour to ask you to help out,

I think it's an insult to refuse.

You've beaten fire count, aren't you?

Doesn't they give you any responsibilities?

It's really absolutely none of your business

Oh, yes, it is.

For one thing, you turn in this place into a morgue just by being here.

First, I've been Queen Victoria around.

Then I'll leave.

Charlie, it wasn't your fault, Margaret Dunner's your thing.

Of course it was.

Who else is?

It wasn't no ones.

It was the way she was.

Poor thing.

Couldn't face up to life. It was something wrong in here.

I married her.

For better or for worse.

I was a little bit older than I was.

I was a little bit older than I was.

I was a little bit older than I was.

I was a little bit older than I was.

For better or for worse.

Don't you remember what we said in this very room?

It pays you money.

Marriage is a lot of reeds, chancey.

I think the major's got a better chance of winning.

Putting his money on opponents.

I don't say you should forget it.

You won't never forget it.

No, if you're human being.

That's not wrong. That's right.

You might even be better for it.

Tempered in the fierce furnace of life.

Yeah, that's right.

The memorials is all right.

In their way, it's respectful and nice.

But not when they're memorials to your own misery.

That way you get to be like poor Margaret.

What shall I do? I really don't want to go back to Yorkshire.

Well, you don't have to.

And chuck off them clothes for a start.

Go and get something nice.

Get back into life if it was me up our new hat.

Go out and do something, anything.

There you are.

Learn to dance the new way, the modern way, the American way.

Hey?

Learn to fly a hot air balloon.

Feel the thrill of being lighter than the ether.

Blimey.

Yeah, well, arms get flying.

The Louisa Trotterway.

I've got more on this, Montanette, since the coronation.

What's up, l?

Hi, my name's John.

Good afternoon, sir.

Happy to be here.

Nothing like tea to cool it down.

That's what the old hands used to say in India.

Yes, sir.

I see Bumba, dear Wells,

give that Australian feather a good trashing last night.

All right, you can go to the door.

I'm going to go to the door.

I'm going to go to the door.

I'm going to go to the door.

What's up, Miss?

I'm going to go to the door.

So, tell me about my girls, give that Australian feather a

good trashing last night?

All right, look to the chin.

Shake it around.

Okay, that's the way I used to doing it.

Ah, footwork.

That's the secret.

Footwork and time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's almost 5.30, ma'am.

Yeah, all right.

I'll be there.

He'll have his audience as always.

He'll be here soon.

Well, I don't suppose you come in here to see you, will he?

I've never done before.

to see you, will he?

He's never done before when he's been staying here.

Was he?

No, he hasn't.

But then he hasn't had calls and orders me before.

Perhaps if I was to make an excuse and go through the hall

when he comes back.

Look, Vi, even if you do, he won't notice you.

So don't be so daft.

You're always dreaming unless you're in trouble.

What else is there to do?

Lay down for a day, does he?

He's been in the army.

We've had him on a charge.

Not just that.

Can't quite imagine Sir Martin in the army.

Oh, fret on your feet, lad.

Curtain up.

Star!

Greeting.

Good afternoon, Sir Martin.

And the Major.

Kippin' fit.

And where is my lady?

Oh, you're then Sir Martin.

Dear Lady.

Always happy when I arrive to play London.

As I come to the last stack, I quote the bard to myself.

Shall I not take my knees at mine in and can hardly wait?

You look as charming as ever.

Thank you, Sir Martin.

And as your amlet going.

Don't speak of it a disastrous matinee.

A bunch of mealy-mouthed mums,

they should be picking hops in kint.

And an Ophelia who should have been drowned

at birth to have saved Shakespeare the trouble.

Dear lady, let us to your parlor, I have much gossip.

Yes, Sir Martin, you know I never gossip.

My loll of business is more the last word.

Nevertheless, I have heard things about mutual acquaintances

that should make your ears prick up.

Actors are all right in their place, I will say.

Their place being on the stage.

And that one's a conceited counter jumper of everyone.

I think my lady is quite capable of handling some asking.

Yes, very likely, but a cad's a cad.

I was always taught whatever profession he may pursue.

You noticed me, Mary. I swear he did.

You know what you're seeing in myself?

So I handsome mind.

I used to cut out all his pictures at home

and stick him in his scrapbook.

I think I fell in love with him when I was 12.

And he's probably a bit younger than most me.

He's knocking on a bit now.

Doesn't stop him being a lovely man, no, does it?

Who's she on about?

Oh, she got stars in her eyes.

It was some art, did.

She won't be the first.

If I was you, my girl, I gazed on him from afar.

And she said that the trouble with dining out that particular,

the atrical restaurant, was that it was much the same

as eating breakfast off a dirty, either dark.

Yeah, I know the place.

She was quite right.

They served crow and call it chicken.

How are you, then, Samatty?

Oh, Mom.

Aging.

Oh, go on.

You can still feel the place.

Oh, yes.

They still come and see me.

But the time is coming near where they would want to see an aging hamlet.

Probably the only part left for me will be King Lear.

Come on.

Cheer up.

There.

Have some brandy.

Lady, for this relief, much thanks to bitter heart and I am sick at heart.

Get on you.

You've got 100 years of fluttering breasts ahead of you.

God bless you, man.

Yeah, I hope.

Oh, it's not good, Major.

Busking the winner, Rocky Law II.

What about my Clarissima for last, right?

Oh.

If you will bet on maybe two-year-old Samatty.

This is the only way to get decent dogs at Newmarket.

Well, no, Charlie.

Oh, Major.

Miss Torellon Ehrabt.

So, yes, we'll all.

She has a business, sir.

Oh, she has a business, sir.

Our most distinguished Knight of the Boards.

And I'm Missed His Entrance.

Well, but plant him off.

Many, many, many.

Sir, Wayne.

Lady, how much it is snooze?

A sen might tee up at 6.30, would you?

I have to be at the theatre a little earlier tonight.

Yes, sir.

And the widow.

The very cookers beside your bed, sir.

God bless the many widow and all her seders.

Do you want me to open you for you, sir?

No, thank you.

I've had many years seducing our beings seduced by the widow.

I think I can manage it again, named Sister Trotter.

My Lord Hazel, sir, my greetings.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, old bugger.

He's right.

He's getting old.

Oh, well.

Why are you looking like the cat that's got the cream?

Well, you know how much I respect you, Mrs Trotter.

Oh, come on.

I've got a good sense of you.

But don't push me too far.

I've taken your advice, Louisa.

Not the hot air balloon.

Oh.

No, but I have learned to dance the modern way, the American way.

New Athens.

I have, and I bought you a little present.

Oh.

Surprise, surprise.

Oh, you are nice.

Shall I put one on?

What are they, then?

Well, I'll take your pick.

Money hug.

Turkey trot.

Why, mate?

What about tomorrow, Aestar?

Moracks for the Duke of Cambridge, Andy Camus.

I've only got two lads, and no one was in here last week.

I used to put it back away.

What?

I can't get a damn what, but that was it.

I could not say major.

Some of these lords you've got all that goes, man.

I don't have too much of it.

You have to be one of the sickening.

Oh, it's a German.

Play in the gypsy, you are.

Look, less of a chat.

Come on, Louisa.

I think you're saying it's very lady-like, you know.

Come on, Nick.

Very good for the thing.

I thought I'd be around the room.

Thank you, old child.

Do you have to stick me out of the house?

Well, it's not obligatory.

Come on, you're a turkey.

Good.

Chicken.

Thank you.

Oh, sorry.

Now we're trying to understand that.

Arms on my shoulders, and then you go back with your right leg, and then forward to me.

Do you?

And to me, that's it.

Arms going.

That's me.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

It's my sister's.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Let me know.

It's good.

It's good.

You stand to travel for a striper.

The mad's talk's taken back.

The driver's all mad, if you ask me.

It used to be a nice quard to tell.

Then goes up a slob and soon you die a sippy one.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, hello.

Yeah.

One, two, three.

I won't take it to my goppin' gobble anyway.

Yeah.

I'll take it to my goppin' gobble anyway.

Yeah.

I'll take it to my goppin' gobble.

Yeah.

That's why.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Yeah.

There's the Martins tea ready now, Mr. Merriman.

Well, I can't do two-eater wax.

The bishop comes first.

The Martins are night after all.

The bishop's a lord takes precedence over a baronet and it's a little bit too much.

I'll take the tea up to some Martin.

Not your job, young woman.

Oh, come on, Mr. Merriman.

Let the sierry rod close quarters for once.

All right.

They might get a bit of a surprise.

No make up and try to sober up a bit after his wine.

Lie and face down as per usual, I shouldn't wonder.

It's a Martin.

Mm-hmm.

You tea?

Ah.

Who are you, my child?

Violet, sir.

Violet.

Violet.

My little flower.

Yes, sir.

Pray, put it over there.

Would you, Miss Violet?

Certainly, sir.

Could you perhaps pour?

Certainly, sir.

Certainly, sir.

Will you take a dish of tea with me, Miss Violet?

There's only one cup, Sir Martin.

Then you shall have it.

No, you have the cup.

I can drink out of the saucer like me father did.

Did your father drink out of the saucer?

So didn't mine.

What the...

Good afternoon, your Grace.

Good afternoon, Star.

Ah, my dear old friend.

What very music?

And how are you, Major?

Measure, what brings you to town?

Oh, what the heck?

You used to stroke you, Miss Violet.

Did you buy a chair?

You used to stroke you, Miss Violet.

Did you buy a chair?

That's it.

Sporting Bishop.

Three o'clock, Worcester, tomorrow.

Coming, Bishop.

Commander, I can't hear you.

Keep it up, I can't hear you all, boys.

Oh, Bobby, tell him, dizzy.

Oh, come on.

Right, shall we try the bunny hug now?

Oh, blooming, numbing, faking, all the way.

Now, already, your room's going round.

Oh, it's lovely.

Oh, thank you, shall we?

Three scrap books.

Well, there are other actors in the mind, but they're mostly of you.

Why me?

Oh, I don't know, really.

Have you ever seen me act?

No, I've never been to the theatre.

Only the pantomime of back home.

Then you shall.

Tonight.

This, their end night.

I don't know if I can get time off tonight.

It's valid for whenever you wish.

But I would like to think that you were in the theatre tonight.

I would know then there was someone I was acting for instead of simply doing it to pay off my debts.

Oh, I'll try and get there.

I'd like to see you act.

In which case I might for once give a good performance.

Oh, I thought you always gave good performances.

Or you wouldn't be so famous.

My child.

In two hours that awful curtain is going to rise.

There will be people in the audience who will say, oh, but he's getting old.

Or he's not what he was, or so and so was doing it better these days.

And I will be living in limbo.

Hating the curtain to rise because I don't know if that is my reality.

And hating it fall because once leaving the stage door I don't know if that is reality either.

Do you understand that?

No.

No.

Because you have lived your life in a real world and not one of paint and can less.

Do you have time for another dish of tea?

Oh.

Oh.

Come in.

It's so God's retreat.

It's time you left the theatre, sir.

No, thank you, ma'am.

If I had a few wanted to be no stairs immediately.

Mr. Starr!

The grand departure.

I suppose if you've got a voice that carries to the Strand you can all draw taxi and made a veil.

Starr!

Accabrially, my gusser.

Be here in a moment, Simone, and I'll order you one.

God bless you, ever constant Starr.

That will be his horse calves have become a bit antique in London nowadays, along with the horses and the calves.

I'm late.

Delays have dangerous ends.

These are my sake.

And that's all I have.

Please.

For my sake.

Be there.

Your camp, come on in.

Hank, you stop.

Come on, Zodilai's quick march.

To ask me that girl's walking into trouble.

Please, Mary.

It's not you a night.

Thursday's your usual night.

But it doesn't have to be.

Couldn't I swap all the beds that turn down the linen done.

Perhaps the barazmas is trotter.

Why?

Where are you going?

Penny in the pound, she's going to the theatre.

The theatre?

You?

I've been invited to see Hamlet.

Oh, I don't know, Rosalind.

Please, Mary.

I'll never give her another chance.

I've got a free ticket, you see.

I'm sure you have.

Oh, please.

Oh, all right.

But don't be back, please.

No, I won't.

Thank you, Mary.

Hamlet?

Women should keep themselves themselves.

I don't believe in women going to the theatre on their own.

Any more than walking down Piccadilly after midnight.

The stars and the rise and in price are aged.

But there's no account for girls.

As you well know, Mr. Starr.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

What's your name?

I know.

Oh, I know.

Do you have to wear a special uniform?

Oh, yes, very special, very expensive.

It's really more like a glorified footman than a glorified miracle.

Oh, I could use a glorified footman some evening if the king will spare you.

Oh.

Poor old Taylor is having to work overtime to get everything ready.

What's the rush?

It's a good time to get everything ready.

What's the rush?

Well, the newest extra gentleman

usher to the Royal household is to make his debut

at the court ball of the 18th.

Oh, Charlie, I wish you could be there.

Here, I'll tell you what I'll do, because you're such a good boy.

How about me doing you a dinner?

Something special first.

You can invite some billion puffing fits in

and some of the other friends.

And I'll cook it myself.

Oh, no, no.

You really shouldn't bother.

I know what lot you got on this month.

Oh, Will.

I want to.

Well, that would be lovely.

Well.

Good night.

Sleep well.

I think I will.

First time for ages.

OK.

Come in.

Are you tired, Samaritan?

Mm-hmm.

I came to see you tonight.

Yes, I knew you were there.

Was it a good performance?

It was beautiful.

Mr. Merriman said you take Brandy up to your performance.

Not from choice from necessity.

Would you pour me some?

Was it a good performance?

Made me cry.

Then it was.

Take some Brandy with me, Mm-hmm.

From the goblet.

Oh, pray.

Sit down.

Why did you come there to talk to that skull?

It was holding the skull of a dead friend.

Someone he had lost.

He was remembering the past and the days that were filled with laughter.

Younger days.

That's where I thought.

Then you understood it.

What would you say was the purpose of the moon?

Oh, I don't know.

Purpose.

No.

And neither does anybody.

It has no purpose.

One shouldn't ask questions to wish there are no answers.

I don't know what you mean.

And that is your beauty.

How did you know I was in the theatre tonight?

I don't know.

Any more than I could explain the purpose of the moon.

It doesn't warm us like a sun.

For the chimes.

Would you comfort me?

How?

Like a girl.

Stop me feeling old.

I think you should go to bed.

Mm-hmm.

Stop being hamlet and start being me.

Mm?

Help me.

I was in my youth in love with the girl.

Being an artist or poet or actor or whatever it is I am.

I was not acceptable.

So we parted.

Her name was Jenny.

Jenny kissed me when we met.

Jumping from the chair she sat in.

Time, you thief.

You love to get sweets into your list.

Put that in.

Did you love her?

Yes.

The only one I ever did love.

A boy from Cork hoping to make his way in the world.

Well, I'd best go.

No.

Comfort me.

Comfort me with small apples and laughter in the dark.

Why me?

Because you are beautiful.

Not just the beauty you see in mirrors.

Nobody else fell in this hotel no more.

I said, nobody else in the bill.

Yes, ma'am.

Three bags full, ma'am.

Where's my milk?

Here, she's well.

You taking up some artist's medicinal branding?

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, I bet you haven't.

Oh, yes, I have. Why did it took it up?

But, Farlek took it up?

Well, yes, she beat the theatre.

She's spotted a habitating.

What are you lettering about?

Well, where's Mary?

Oh, got to bed. Wait, wait, wait.

Well, where's Farlek?

Oh, couldn't say about that.

Oh, you stupid lazy dozy old idiot.

What do you think Farlek take up his brandy for?

She wanted a couple of minutes about us before we try it.

It's your job, Merriman, to see some art and guess he's brandy.

I'm going to give that girl some compliments.

The comprum is the house.

Mine.

Out!

Good night, some artine.

I'll keep an eye on those, right?

Thank you, Mr. Stump.

That's bad, Fred. Bad.

All right.

You're going to do, Mummy, to the end of the week.

Yes, Muddy. Thank you, Muddy.

You can push off now.

Could I have a, a reference, please, Muddy?

A reference?

What can't have a reference?

Ain't you jumping into bed with the guests?

I never done it before, are you?

I should bleed, no, not.

You were so sad and poorly.

You could spend half your life jumping into bed with men who were sad and lonely,

but I'll advise against it.

They'll push off.

Where do I go?

Well, they're up to you.

We've all got to make our own way in the world.

How's all that fun?

Good luck.

Good luck.

Bye, Mr. Stump.

Goodbye, Fred.

Good morning, Mr. Trotter.

Morning, Mr. Trotter.

Good morning, Miss. God's in his heaven, all right with the world.

How early then?

Nothing like a tot around the park.

Do you want a good appetite for breakfast?

Morning, Father.

Thank you.

Is that all?

Good, sir, Bartlett.

All right, I'll take that.

And I want to see you and Mary afterwards.

Very good, well.

Oh, there's your breakfast, sir.

I'll see.

There's a reason why it's hot.

Thank you.

Last night, most unfortunate.

Yes, most unfortunate.

Partly my fault.

Oh.

She wanted to be kind.

Well, if you want kindness, Mr. Martin, you'll have to find it elsewhere.

My staff are not for sale.

She didn't ask for money.

Then she was a fool because she's going to need it.

Where is Virett?

A violet in the youth of priming nature.

Forward, not permanent.

Sweet.

Not lasting.

The perfume and supplements.

Have a minute.

She's let us all down really properly as that violet.

Well, some Mrs. Trotland, the whole hotel behavior neither.

Mrs. Trotter gave Mr. Mary my name and a mere proper drug bin.

What the guests do is their business, you say.

And what the staff does is mine.

When I train girls, I train them.

And when I've trained them, I hand them over to you to see that they go the way they told.

And I don't expect you to do that.

Backside letting things lie. That's what she said.

And she was right.

Violet is taking advantage. That's what she's done.

No one asked for your opinion, Ethel.

Give me a bit of soap. That was all.

I've heard another word for it.

Violet was romantically inclined.

And that don't do in the old-town business.

You've got to keep controlling your emotions in this business.

You're right.

She wasn't a bad girl, not at all.

Who said do you want?

Not the side of justice.

Oh, she's a bad girl.

I say do you want?

Not the side of justice, aren't we, Fred? As always.

And we don't much like Sir Martin Mallory.

A cat and a bounder, that actor Johnny, I've always said it, and I'm still the wrong.

Then why she hasn't been the place.

But is it true she didn't even give Violet a reference?

She, a cat's mother.

Who I have in this hotel major, a new idol is my business.

No one else is.

And who I give references to, a new idol is also my business.

Violet, you're the rules, aren't they?

Louisa, you once said to me that when a girl's chucked out with a wickswager,

there's only one place left for her on the streets.

You said to me, go out and ask any tarts you like,

and it's even money she'll tell you she started life in service.

Do you remember that?

Yeah, well never forget it.

But considering the circumstances, I'm surprised you have.

I was a servant at the time of Major.

First night in his uncle's service, he comes bursting into my bedroom in his pyjamas,

full of the joys of spring.

Well, I wasn't so, um, so obliging as Violet.

He'll be glad to hear.

So let's have a little less talk about it,

let's consider this dinner on Quirking Point.

Louisa, oh, I'm not.

Shall I tear up this menu or would you care to have a look at it?

Well, does this little chip approve?

A light pre-bucking Impalis ball supper?

Makes my mouth water.

Souffle DiChayo reads my favourite thing.

It was the old kings, God bless him.

Well, Major, burn your wines.

Let us consider the P.A.s.

The resistance first and the quail souffle, and then build round it, as we...

I thought of a burgundy, but quails a small bird.

Or souffle is warm weather, you were drinking champagne or not.

Champagne and burgundy.

So I turned the poor dough to a P. Shaw along give you a low, too.

I thought that wasn't a very good year.

Ah, not for this centimillion and the pomerole.

They were bad thunderstorms in October that year,

but the medock being near the sea escaped them.

Well, I must say, Major, oh, I never did.

I have to admit that Merriman did remind me of the fact.

Now, a question. The salmon triath, how is that cooked?

Ina speak.

All right, I think we're in a little bone below the tail.

Oh, and I've called gently, gently.

The bishop wants to see your mum, so if I keep it on his room.

No, tell him I've gone off religion.

Don't, Mary, can't you see I'm busy? You deal with his grace.

Tell him to play on his knees, his bone comes out clean.

Careful, gently, gently.

Well done, Ethel.

Oh, no.

I gave him for that.

Right, they can get on with the aspik.

Now, where's the cooling tray for this fish, Mrs. See?

Oh, Ethel, I'll get it for you, Mum.

No, she won't. She'll do me aspik.

This isn't the only dinner. We've got three going out and all the other guests.

It's the only one I'm cooking, so you're going in that tray.

Out of the way.

All right, now for me, garnish.

All right, now for me, garnish.

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

Yes, indeed.

Billy, actually muted him!

They didn't draw you in the tower, did they?

We didn't actually mute me.

We were all called together in a tent on the cara.

And the general said if it came to civil war between southern Ireland and Ulster,

I mean, it was absolutely ridiculous.

I'm in an Irish regiment.

My own estate was only 30 miles away.

It meant me to be fighting our own people.

It was a complete farce.

Most generals seem to have cotton wool for brains.

Nobody really does look like wool this time.

Both sides are like billiards.

Yes, people say cars until 20,000 men every day himself

before breakfast outside Belfast.

I told Winston he wants to get the battleships out

and blow Dublin and Belfast into the sea.

It's the only way to deal with the Irish.

Thank you very much, Tanya.

Don't touch that, I've got Mrs Sey.

Mr Meevans taste right.

Oh, right, and go.

I'll get the tray.

Oh, lovely.

Right.

Okay.

I'm going to do it.

There we go.

Okay.

I'll get it.

I'll get it.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll get it.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Here we go.

All right.

All right.

Now, you're good at being stairs.

The front stairs.

Leave them on the left.

You're all right.

What if the bishop or someone seems?

I don't care if she meets the pope.

Yeah, I'm moving.

Oh.

It's a drugs life being a cook in a busy sea.

And when she said not bloody likely, everyone tittled.

It was rather rude.

But Mrs. Packham milled in down her hair.

People say she has any hair left to turn.

I say, what a delicious souffle.

It's Mrs. Trotter's special thing, you know.

The late king had a passion for it.

Is it true he also had a passion for Mrs. Trotter?

What a quaint thought.

Puff him.

Part of all.

I thought that a lie's a do little and the play was exactly the same.

The

truth is that a lie's a do little and the play was exactly like Louise

Trotter.

Sure often stays here, you know.

And people do say how fascinating.

This clarinet is nectar.

Mmm.

He's sure long with nights no to say.

Ah.

Really?

Mmm.

Oh, that's not a good one.

I don't know.

It's not a good one.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Louise of Darnit.

Thank you for the most wonderful dinner.

You certainly earned your sovereign tonight.

Thank you, Charlie.

Give Marigal's to the royals.

Thank you.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Thank you.

What's new?

What's new?

What is it?

It's the mercy for the lady.

Your phone's pretty close.

Your phone's pretty close.

Your phone's pretty close.

Your phone's pretty close.

Your phone's pretty close.

OK, Mr. Will you come home with me?

Will you come home with me?

Oh, right okay.

Cap, one more time,

in one time,

that's my door.

It is okay.

It's okay.

Excuse me.

Let go!

I'm done Signsed

I guess she was. It was muzzling in on my big.

Well, I don't see why I shouldn't walk.

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Next time you'll get this right up where you won't like it.

Oh, that's that guy.

That's that guy.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

What's your name?

Violet Armstrong.

Sir.

Sir, sorry, sir.

Where'd it come from?

Coming from up north.

But I haven't gotten horned up there now.

It shook me out.

Been down here a few years.

Not as a prostitute, you haven't?

No, sir.

I've been a chambermaid in a hotel.

Or I got chucked out again.

Did something silly.

Which doesn't surprise me.

What put you on this game?

I'm skin, sir.

Couldn't get no job.

Cleaned out.

You realize our cost in strange men

in a public place is a criminal offense under the law.

Yes, sir.

Stop King.

I am not a gozstiya knees workout for this officers.

You asked me aragot.

My father loves me when I lose.

My uncle died

We lost our jump in our life.

It is Wyoming

Oh! There's a big wave of telescopes low attention.

What's that noise?

My tummy rumblings.

What are we going to eat?

Well, what would you like? Eggs, bacon, yes!

I'm trying to wear our hands.

I don't know. I wasn't born in the kitchen.

Let's play hunt the eggs.

Right.

Let's go.

What's the finish?

What's the finish?

What's the finish?

What's the finish?

You're ready to rock and roll.

Come on, we're out.

Here are the eggs.

Oh, turn.

Really cool.

Pick is yum.

Okay, I'm going to try the gas.

I say I'm in a tostanae.

What are you cooking, Jim?

In a saucepan, silly.

They're the flat ones, aren't they?

I think they're some over here.

Oh.

I say I'm in a rather a flume chard.

Not so worried.

Sorry.

Oh, believe it.

I said don't you could make a very good pop.

Don't do all that.

This is Fitzsimmons.

If you don't mind me saying so.

I'm going to throw some two-legged mice a bit at the place.

Right.

Oh.

Oh.

Really?

Really?

That's a good one.

I'm going to throw the bowl in.

I'm going to get a jolly made of gushy gushy.

But the king and queen were rather full.

I didn't they like balls when I was dancing.

So they're just sat and we was.

And we were.

And we lost.

And we lost.

And we lost.

And we lost.

It was all rather like an animated version of Madame Touss'os.

Fortunately, the king and queen go early to bear.

And it was rather hot.

So we melted back here.

You're trying to...

What about some more champagne?

Oh, yes.

The champagne.

I think they're flersing.

Does they know she'd get any?

Oh, gosh.

Oh, lovely, lovely.

Here's your last...

Come on, buddy.

Come up, sir.

Funny hugging at the palace.

I've got a great deal.

The imd as is not too good at the Turkey talk.

Oh, I'm going to throw those mud and things.

Can anybody do them?

Well, as a matter of fact, we can.

We can.

Yeah, we'll get back.

Let's get them.

Well, let's get them.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

See you later.

I'll be here.

I thought we can start it down.

What do you want me?

Honey, help!

Turkey top!

Turkey top!

No, what about a tango?

Honey, what about a tango?

Tango!

Please, Tango!

Come on, Mrs. P, let's go!

Charlie, will you teach me how to tango?

Oh, wait!

One, two!

Charlie, will you teach me how to tango?

One, two!

Charlie, will you teach me how to tango?

You don't have to!

Teetop!

Every time I spank her life!

You do like so!

Teetop!

Don't mind if the chaperones bust!

Teetop!

I'll write to the times about us!

Teetop!

Charlie, will you teach me the way to tango?

Charlie!

Hey!

Hey!

One more time!

Come on, come on, come on!

Teetop!

One, two!

Charlie!

One, two!

Charlie, one, two, teach me how to tango!

Come, Teetop!

Every time I spank her life!

You have to show!

Don't mind if the chaperones bust!

Who's that this time of night?

Hang on, hang on, hang on!

Hello?

Evening, Mr. Trotter.

Now, come in.

Evening, your lordship?

Good evening, Inspector.

Evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Evening.

I trust you all in enjoying yourselves.

Yeah, look, here, Inspector.

If you thought we'd miss making a disturbance.

Oh, I didn't know no disturbance.

But I will be most grateful if I might have a word with you, Mr. Trotter.

In private.

Charlie, mate.

I'm just going to be cool.

Hello.

Hurry, Bellino.

I said bad shit.

I wonder what she's done.

Charlie, what about our icky-piggies?

Oh, no, I'm afraid.

The party's over.

Oh, Charlie.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

Oh, no.

Hey, go back to the house.

Hey, who's this guy?

If you don't mind me saying so, Inspector, you do seem to come visit me at the most peculiar hours.

If my job is better to strike while the iron's hot.

And I can't delay charging the go for long.

And then she'll be up before the beaks in the morning.

That's the law, you see.

Of course, I wouldn't have dreamed of disturbing you until I'd, uh,

ascertained that you were up and about.

Yes, well, I've ever set the rules for my stuff.

And I keep to them, if you understand me.

Oh, I understand you're perfectly Mrs. Trotter.

You, uh, care for a glass of brandy?

I wouldn't say no.

I'm lying for that.

Or having some drink in the place?

You know, having your rules.

We have rules, too, you know.

In fact, quite a fat rule book.

But then as someone once said, rules was only made to be broken.

One of our rules is that no officer may accept alcoholic refreshment whilst on duty.

And another one we both know very well is that same refreshment may not be served

on licensed premises such as your hotel, Mrs. Trotter.

After 10, 30 p.m. to other than resident guests.

So you see, I think we both know quite a lot about rules and about, uh, bending them.

I suggest you bend your rule in the case of this young girl.

Yes.

Yes.

I see Inspector.

Good.

I thought you would.

Come in.

Oh, yeah, that's a fine one. That is...

Yes, madam. Thank you, madam.

I'm not having you back here, you know.

No, madam.

You got yourself in a fine mess and no mistake.

Yes, madam.

And not very good, had you?

From what I hear.

Well, I didn't really get started.

Listen, to a moment, my concern, Volli Armstrong is a good hardworking girl,

Cape Le Dune, the duties of our smade, parlamade or chambermaid.

Right.

Thank you, madam.

Bless you.

And I'm not doing it at a kindness, all right?

Don't think that too many tops in London are not enough chambermaids.

Yes, madam.

You need one at the Warwick in Kensington.

Ask for Mrs. Chalmers and say our sent you.

Thank you, madam.

Off you go.

She can be a reference, Mrs. Starr.

She can be a reference.

Here, girl, not that way.

Not this time.

You're a servant again, now.

Oh, and I'll suppose it's Cochrane for a bit of that state that's going off.

You could use it on that eye.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

There you are, again.

The Lord House Mayor.

Oh.

Didn't I tell you?

Our cricketing week, our New York show starts tomorrow.

Things like this always.