1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:22,000 I'm going to start. 2 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Alright. 3 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Oh, you're my own, Adam. 4 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Don't forget some old teams coming tonight. 5 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Fred and I will not forget madam. 6 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 I've heard of the big entrance. 7 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 What's this thing? 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Good morning. 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Hey, Louisa. 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,000 We start. 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,000 I'm an old. 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,000 And what are you off to do this bright and shiny morning? 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,000 I said I might go and see her. 14 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 Hello, about an idea I had to murder us memorial. 15 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 I'd rather I'd talk to you about it. 16 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Don't pick up a coffee? 17 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 Yes. 18 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,000 Thank you, Maryman. 19 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000 And don't forget some auntie, Mary's wine in his room. 20 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Oh, no, I'm never a thicket. 21 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Uh, see, coming back again. 22 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 Yeah, doing his amelite. 23 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:13,000 For you look more like amelite than he does. 24 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 It's really rather an old charlatan. 25 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Oh, I don't know. 26 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,000 He does try to give people their money's money's money. 27 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 A bit of a laugh, a bit of a cry. 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 They can't be too easy night after night, 29 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 especially in this eat. 30 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,000 It's all right for cricket or bathing. 31 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:31,000 Isn't it about time he was off on your cricket 32 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 week up in Yorkshire? 33 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 I've chucked this year, I'm afraid. 34 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Oh, that's a pity. 35 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,000 Yes. 36 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 You've got to go back some time, you know? 37 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Yes, of course, but not yet. 38 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 Margaret would be everywhere. 39 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Only enough, one of the things she simply loved was 40 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,000 village cricket. 41 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 It used to score for us. 42 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Made everyone laugh. 43 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Well, it's nice to have some happy memories. 44 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Oh, well, they know, don't mind me. 45 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,000 Oh, I know what it is. 46 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 They've asked me to become a gentleman usher at court. 47 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Was that sort of glory-fied, Maryman? 48 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Part-time courtier. 49 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,000 On duty at royal functions, garden parties, court balls, 50 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 diplomatic occasions. 51 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Oh, Johnny Fargens, you know, 52 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 trying to be kind. 53 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Congratulations. 54 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 I'm going to excuse myself. 55 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 I don't feel up to it. 56 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Most likely, Johnny's getting sick and tired of you wondering 57 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 about the place spreading gloom and despondency wherever you go. 58 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,000 I know a lot of your friends are, I know I am. 59 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 I'm very sorry. 60 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,000 And if the king does you the honour to ask you to help out, 61 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 I think it's an insult to refuse. 62 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 You've beaten fire count, aren't you? 63 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Doesn't they give you any responsibilities? 64 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 It's really absolutely none of your business 65 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Oh, yes, it is. 66 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,000 For one thing, you turn in this place into a morgue just by being here. 67 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 First, I've been Queen Victoria around. 68 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Then I'll leave. 69 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Charlie, it wasn't your fault, Margaret Dunner's your thing. 70 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Of course it was. 71 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 Who else is? 72 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 It wasn't no ones. 73 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 It was the way she was. 74 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Poor thing. 75 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Couldn't face up to life. It was something wrong in here. 76 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 I married her. 77 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 For better or for worse. 78 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 I was a little bit older than I was. 79 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I was a little bit older than I was. 80 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 I was a little bit older than I was. 81 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I was a little bit older than I was. 82 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 For better or for worse. 83 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Don't you remember what we said in this very room? 84 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 It pays you money. 85 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Marriage is a lot of reeds, chancey. 86 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 I think the major's got a better chance of winning. 87 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Putting his money on opponents. 88 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 I don't say you should forget it. 89 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 You won't never forget it. 90 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 No, if you're human being. 91 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 That's not wrong. That's right. 92 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 You might even be better for it. 93 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Tempered in the fierce furnace of life. 94 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Yeah, that's right. 95 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,000 The memorials is all right. 96 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 In their way, it's respectful and nice. 97 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,000 But not when they're memorials to your own misery. 98 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 That way you get to be like poor Margaret. 99 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,000 What shall I do? I really don't want to go back to Yorkshire. 100 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Well, you don't have to. 101 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 And chuck off them clothes for a start. 102 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Go and get something nice. 103 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Get back into life if it was me up our new hat. 104 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Go out and do something, anything. 105 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 There you are. 106 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Learn to dance the new way, the modern way, the American way. 107 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Hey? 108 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Learn to fly a hot air balloon. 109 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Feel the thrill of being lighter than the ether. 110 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Blimey. 111 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Yeah, well, arms get flying. 112 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 The Louisa Trotterway. 113 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 I've got more on this, Montanette, since the coronation. 114 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 What's up, l? 115 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Hi, my name's John. 116 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Good afternoon, sir. 117 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Happy to be here. 118 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 Nothing like tea to cool it down. 119 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,000 That's what the old hands used to say in India. 120 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Yes, sir. 121 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 I see Bumba, dear Wells, 122 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 give that Australian feather a good trashing last night. 123 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 All right, you can go to the door. 124 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 I'm going to go to the door. 125 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 I'm going to go to the door. 126 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 I'm going to go to the door. 127 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 What's up, Miss? 128 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 I'm going to go to the door. 129 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 So, tell me about my girls, give that Australian feather a 130 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 good trashing last night? 131 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 All right, look to the chin. 132 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Shake it around. 133 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Okay, that's the way I used to doing it. 134 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Ah, footwork. 135 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,000 That's the secret. 136 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Footwork and time. 137 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Yeah. 138 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Yeah. 139 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 It's almost 5.30, ma'am. 140 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Yeah, all right. 141 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I'll be there. 142 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:21,000 He'll have his audience as always. 143 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 He'll be here soon. 144 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Well, I don't suppose you come in here to see you, will he? 145 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 I've never done before. 146 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 to see you, will he? 147 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 He's never done before when he's been staying here. 148 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 Was he? 149 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 No, he hasn't. 150 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 But then he hasn't had calls and orders me before. 151 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 Perhaps if I was to make an excuse and go through the hall 152 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 when he comes back. 153 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Look, Vi, even if you do, he won't notice you. 154 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 So don't be so daft. 155 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 You're always dreaming unless you're in trouble. 156 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 What else is there to do? 157 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Lay down for a day, does he? 158 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 He's been in the army. 159 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,000 We've had him on a charge. 160 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Not just that. 161 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Can't quite imagine Sir Martin in the army. 162 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 Oh, fret on your feet, lad. 163 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Curtain up. 164 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Star! 165 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Greeting. 166 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Good afternoon, Sir Martin. 167 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 And the Major. 168 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Kippin' fit. 169 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 And where is my lady? 170 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,000 Oh, you're then Sir Martin. 171 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Dear Lady. 172 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Always happy when I arrive to play London. 173 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,000 As I come to the last stack, I quote the bard to myself. 174 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Shall I not take my knees at mine in and can hardly wait? 175 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 You look as charming as ever. 176 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Thank you, Sir Martin. 177 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 And as your amlet going. 178 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Don't speak of it a disastrous matinee. 179 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 A bunch of mealy-mouthed mums, 180 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,000 they should be picking hops in kint. 181 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,000 And an Ophelia who should have been drowned 182 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,000 at birth to have saved Shakespeare the trouble. 183 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Dear lady, let us to your parlor, I have much gossip. 184 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Yes, Sir Martin, you know I never gossip. 185 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 My loll of business is more the last word. 186 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Nevertheless, I have heard things about mutual acquaintances 187 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 that should make your ears prick up. 188 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Actors are all right in their place, I will say. 189 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Their place being on the stage. 190 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000 And that one's a conceited counter jumper of everyone. 191 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:06,000 I think my lady is quite capable of handling some asking. 192 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Yes, very likely, but a cad's a cad. 193 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,000 I was always taught whatever profession he may pursue. 194 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 You noticed me, Mary. I swear he did. 195 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 You know what you're seeing in myself? 196 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 So I handsome mind. 197 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 I used to cut out all his pictures at home 198 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 and stick him in his scrapbook. 199 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 I think I fell in love with him when I was 12. 200 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,000 And he's probably a bit younger than most me. 201 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,000 He's knocking on a bit now. 202 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Doesn't stop him being a lovely man, no, does it? 203 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Who's she on about? 204 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Oh, she got stars in her eyes. 205 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 It was some art, did. 206 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,000 She won't be the first. 207 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:38,000 If I was you, my girl, I gazed on him from afar. 208 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,000 And she said that the trouble with dining out that particular, 209 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 the atrical restaurant, was that it was much the same 210 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,000 as eating breakfast off a dirty, either dark. 211 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Yeah, I know the place. 212 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 She was quite right. 213 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 They served crow and call it chicken. 214 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 How are you, then, Samatty? 215 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Oh, Mom. 216 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,000 Aging. 217 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Oh, go on. 218 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,000 You can still feel the place. 219 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,000 Oh, yes. 220 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 They still come and see me. 221 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,000 But the time is coming near where they would want to see an aging hamlet. 222 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Probably the only part left for me will be King Lear. 223 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,000 Come on. 224 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Cheer up. 225 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 There. 226 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Have some brandy. 227 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,000 Lady, for this relief, much thanks to bitter heart and I am sick at heart. 228 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Get on you. 229 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,000 You've got 100 years of fluttering breasts ahead of you. 230 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 God bless you, man. 231 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Yeah, I hope. 232 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Oh, it's not good, Major. 233 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Busking the winner, Rocky Law II. 234 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 What about my Clarissima for last, right? 235 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Oh. 236 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 If you will bet on maybe two-year-old Samatty. 237 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 This is the only way to get decent dogs at Newmarket. 238 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Well, no, Charlie. 239 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Oh, Major. 240 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Miss Torellon Ehrabt. 241 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 So, yes, we'll all. 242 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 She has a business, sir. 243 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Oh, she has a business, sir. 244 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Our most distinguished Knight of the Boards. 245 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 And I'm Missed His Entrance. 246 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Well, but plant him off. 247 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Many, many, many. 248 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Sir, Wayne. 249 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Lady, how much it is snooze? 250 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 A sen might tee up at 6.30, would you? 251 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I have to be at the theatre a little earlier tonight. 252 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Yes, sir. 253 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 And the widow. 254 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 The very cookers beside your bed, sir. 255 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 God bless the many widow and all her seders. 256 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Do you want me to open you for you, sir? 257 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 No, thank you. 258 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 I've had many years seducing our beings seduced by the widow. 259 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,000 I think I can manage it again, named Sister Trotter. 260 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 My Lord Hazel, sir, my greetings. 261 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Oh. 262 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 Oh. 263 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Oh, old bugger. 264 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,000 He's right. 265 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 He's getting old. 266 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Oh, well. 267 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Why are you looking like the cat that's got the cream? 268 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:40,000 Well, you know how much I respect you, Mrs Trotter. 269 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Oh, come on. 270 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I've got a good sense of you. 271 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 But don't push me too far. 272 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 I've taken your advice, Louisa. 273 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Not the hot air balloon. 274 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Oh. 275 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,000 No, but I have learned to dance the modern way, the American way. 276 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,000 New Athens. 277 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 I have, and I bought you a little present. 278 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Oh. 279 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Surprise, surprise. 280 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Oh, you are nice. 281 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Shall I put one on? 282 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 What are they, then? 283 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Well, I'll take your pick. 284 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Money hug. 285 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 Turkey trot. 286 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Why, mate? 287 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 What about tomorrow, Aestar? 288 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Moracks for the Duke of Cambridge, Andy Camus. 289 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 I've only got two lads, and no one was in here last week. 290 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 I used to put it back away. 291 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 What? 292 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 I can't get a damn what, but that was it. 293 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 I could not say major. 294 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Some of these lords you've got all that goes, man. 295 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 I don't have too much of it. 296 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 You have to be one of the sickening. 297 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Oh, it's a German. 298 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Play in the gypsy, you are. 299 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Look, less of a chat. 300 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Come on, Louisa. 301 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 I think you're saying it's very lady-like, you know. 302 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Come on, Nick. 303 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Very good for the thing. 304 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000 I thought I'd be around the room. 305 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Thank you, old child. 306 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Do you have to stick me out of the house? 307 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Well, it's not obligatory. 308 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Come on, you're a turkey. 309 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,000 Good. 310 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Chicken. 311 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Thank you. 312 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Oh, sorry. 313 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Now we're trying to understand that. 314 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Arms on my shoulders, and then you go back with your right leg, and then forward to me. 315 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Do you? 316 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 And to me, that's it. 317 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Arms going. 318 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 That's me. 319 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 It's my sister's. 320 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 It's my sister's. 321 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000 It's my sister's. 322 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 It's my sister's. 323 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 It's my sister's. 324 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000 It's my sister's. 325 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000 It's my sister's. 326 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000 It's my sister's. 327 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 It's my sister's. 328 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 It's my sister's. 329 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 It's my sister's. 330 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 It's my sister's. 331 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 It's my sister's. 332 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,000 It's my sister's. 333 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 It's my sister's. 334 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 It's my sister's. 335 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 It's my sister's. 336 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 That's it. 337 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Oh, yeah. 338 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Oh, yeah. 339 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Oh, yeah. 340 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Let me know. 341 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 It's good. 342 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,000 It's good. 343 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 You stand to travel for a striper. 344 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 The mad's talk's taken back. 345 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 The driver's all mad, if you ask me. 346 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 It used to be a nice quard to tell. 347 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Then goes up a slob and soon you die a sippy one. 348 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Oh. 349 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Oh. 350 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Oh. 351 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Oh. 352 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Oh. 353 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Oh, hello. 354 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Yeah. 355 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000 One, two, three. 356 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,000 I won't take it to my goppin' gobble anyway. 357 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Yeah. 358 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 I'll take it to my goppin' gobble anyway. 359 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000 Yeah. 360 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000 I'll take it to my goppin' gobble. 361 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000 Yeah. 362 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 That's why. 363 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 One, two, three. 364 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 One, two, three. 365 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000 One, two, three. 366 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Yeah. 367 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 There's the Martins tea ready now, Mr. Merriman. 368 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Well, I can't do two-eater wax. 369 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 The bishop comes first. 370 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,000 The Martins are night after all. 371 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 The bishop's a lord takes precedence over a baronet and it's a little bit too much. 372 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,000 I'll take the tea up to some Martin. 373 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Not your job, young woman. 374 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Oh, come on, Mr. Merriman. 375 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Let the sierry rod close quarters for once. 376 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 All right. 377 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 They might get a bit of a surprise. 378 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000 No make up and try to sober up a bit after his wine. 379 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Lie and face down as per usual, I shouldn't wonder. 380 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,000 It's a Martin. 381 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000 Mm-hmm. 382 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,000 You tea? 383 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,000 Ah. 384 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Who are you, my child? 385 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Violet, sir. 386 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Violet. 387 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Violet. 388 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,000 My little flower. 389 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 Yes, sir. 390 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,000 Pray, put it over there. 391 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 Would you, Miss Violet? 392 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Certainly, sir. 393 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Could you perhaps pour? 394 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Certainly, sir. 395 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:07,000 Certainly, sir. 396 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Will you take a dish of tea with me, Miss Violet? 397 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 There's only one cup, Sir Martin. 398 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Then you shall have it. 399 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 No, you have the cup. 400 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I can drink out of the saucer like me father did. 401 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Did your father drink out of the saucer? 402 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:29,000 So didn't mine. 403 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 What the... 404 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Good afternoon, your Grace. 405 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Good afternoon, Star. 406 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Ah, my dear old friend. 407 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 What very music? 408 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 And how are you, Major? 409 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Measure, what brings you to town? 410 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Oh, what the heck? 411 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 You used to stroke you, Miss Violet. 412 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 Did you buy a chair? 413 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000 You used to stroke you, Miss Violet. 414 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Did you buy a chair? 415 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000 That's it. 416 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Sporting Bishop. 417 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Three o'clock, Worcester, tomorrow. 418 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Coming, Bishop. 419 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 Commander, I can't hear you. 420 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Keep it up, I can't hear you all, boys. 421 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Oh, Bobby, tell him, dizzy. 422 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Oh, come on. 423 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000 Right, shall we try the bunny hug now? 424 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Oh, blooming, numbing, faking, all the way. 425 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000 Now, already, your room's going round. 426 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Oh, it's lovely. 427 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Oh, thank you, shall we? 428 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 Three scrap books. 429 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Well, there are other actors in the mind, but they're mostly of you. 430 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,000 Why me? 431 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Oh, I don't know, really. 432 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Have you ever seen me act? 433 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 No, I've never been to the theatre. 434 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Only the pantomime of back home. 435 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Then you shall. 436 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Tonight. 437 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 This, their end night. 438 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I don't know if I can get time off tonight. 439 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 It's valid for whenever you wish. 440 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000 But I would like to think that you were in the theatre tonight. 441 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:05,000 I would know then there was someone I was acting for instead of simply doing it to pay off my debts. 442 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Oh, I'll try and get there. 443 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 I'd like to see you act. 444 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000 In which case I might for once give a good performance. 445 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Oh, I thought you always gave good performances. 446 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Or you wouldn't be so famous. 447 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 My child. 448 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000 In two hours that awful curtain is going to rise. 449 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,000 There will be people in the audience who will say, oh, but he's getting old. 450 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Or he's not what he was, or so and so was doing it better these days. 451 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 And I will be living in limbo. 452 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Hating the curtain to rise because I don't know if that is my reality. 453 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:44,000 And hating it fall because once leaving the stage door I don't know if that is reality either. 454 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Do you understand that? 455 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 No. 456 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000 No. 457 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Because you have lived your life in a real world and not one of paint and can less. 458 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,000 Do you have time for another dish of tea? 459 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Oh. 460 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Oh. 461 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Come in. 462 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,000 It's so God's retreat. 463 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,000 It's time you left the theatre, sir. 464 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 No, thank you, ma'am. 465 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 If I had a few wanted to be no stairs immediately. 466 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Mr. Starr! 467 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000 The grand departure. 468 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:41,000 I suppose if you've got a voice that carries to the Strand you can all draw taxi and made a veil. 469 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Starr! 470 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Accabrially, my gusser. 471 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 Be here in a moment, Simone, and I'll order you one. 472 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000 God bless you, ever constant Starr. 473 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:56,000 That will be his horse calves have become a bit antique in London nowadays, along with the horses and the calves. 474 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 I'm late. 475 00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Delays have dangerous ends. 476 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 These are my sake. 477 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 And that's all I have. 478 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Please. 479 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 For my sake. 480 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Be there. 481 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Your camp, come on in. 482 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Hank, you stop. 483 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Come on, Zodilai's quick march. 484 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,000 To ask me that girl's walking into trouble. 485 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 Please, Mary. 486 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 It's not you a night. 487 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 Thursday's your usual night. 488 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,000 But it doesn't have to be. 489 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Couldn't I swap all the beds that turn down the linen done. 490 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Perhaps the barazmas is trotter. 491 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Why? 492 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Where are you going? 493 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 Penny in the pound, she's going to the theatre. 494 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 The theatre? 495 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 You? 496 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000 I've been invited to see Hamlet. 497 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Oh, I don't know, Rosalind. 498 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Please, Mary. 499 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 I'll never give her another chance. 500 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000 I've got a free ticket, you see. 501 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 I'm sure you have. 502 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Oh, please. 503 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Oh, all right. 504 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 But don't be back, please. 505 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 No, I won't. 506 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Thank you, Mary. 507 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Hamlet? 508 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Women should keep themselves themselves. 509 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 I don't believe in women going to the theatre on their own. 510 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Any more than walking down Piccadilly after midnight. 511 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,000 The stars and the rise and in price are aged. 512 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 But there's no account for girls. 513 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 As you well know, Mr. Starr. 514 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000 I'm sorry. 515 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 I'm sorry. 516 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 I'm sorry. 517 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 I'm sorry. 518 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000 I'm sorry. 519 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000 What's your name? 520 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 I know. 521 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Oh, I know. 522 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Do you have to wear a special uniform? 523 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Oh, yes, very special, very expensive. 524 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000 It's really more like a glorified footman than a glorified miracle. 525 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Oh, I could use a glorified footman some evening if the king will spare you. 526 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Oh. 527 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Poor old Taylor is having to work overtime to get everything ready. 528 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 What's the rush? 529 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 It's a good time to get everything ready. 530 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 What's the rush? 531 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Well, the newest extra gentleman 532 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000 usher to the Royal household is to make his debut 533 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 at the court ball of the 18th. 534 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Oh, Charlie, I wish you could be there. 535 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Here, I'll tell you what I'll do, because you're such a good boy. 536 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 How about me doing you a dinner? 537 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Something special first. 538 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 You can invite some billion puffing fits in 539 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000 and some of the other friends. 540 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 And I'll cook it myself. 541 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:11,000 Oh, no, no. 542 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 You really shouldn't bother. 543 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I know what lot you got on this month. 544 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Oh, Will. 545 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 I want to. 546 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Well, that would be lovely. 547 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Well. 548 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Good night. 549 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Sleep well. 550 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000 I think I will. 551 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 First time for ages. 552 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 OK. 553 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,000 Come in. 554 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Are you tired, Samaritan? 555 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Mm-hmm. 556 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 I came to see you tonight. 557 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Yes, I knew you were there. 558 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 Was it a good performance? 559 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 It was beautiful. 560 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Mr. Merriman said you take Brandy up to your performance. 561 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Not from choice from necessity. 562 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Would you pour me some? 563 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 Was it a good performance? 564 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Made me cry. 565 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 Then it was. 566 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Take some Brandy with me, Mm-hmm. 567 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 From the goblet. 568 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 Oh, pray. 569 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Sit down. 570 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Why did you come there to talk to that skull? 571 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000 It was holding the skull of a dead friend. 572 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Someone he had lost. 573 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000 He was remembering the past and the days that were filled with laughter. 574 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Younger days. 575 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 That's where I thought. 576 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Then you understood it. 577 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000 What would you say was the purpose of the moon? 578 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Oh, I don't know. 579 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Purpose. 580 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 No. 581 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 And neither does anybody. 582 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 It has no purpose. 583 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,000 One shouldn't ask questions to wish there are no answers. 584 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000 I don't know what you mean. 585 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 And that is your beauty. 586 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000 How did you know I was in the theatre tonight? 587 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 I don't know. 588 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Any more than I could explain the purpose of the moon. 589 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000 It doesn't warm us like a sun. 590 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 For the chimes. 591 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Would you comfort me? 592 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 How? 593 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Like a girl. 594 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Stop me feeling old. 595 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,000 I think you should go to bed. 596 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Mm-hmm. 597 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,000 Stop being hamlet and start being me. 598 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Mm? 599 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Help me. 600 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000 I was in my youth in love with the girl. 601 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Being an artist or poet or actor or whatever it is I am. 602 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 I was not acceptable. 603 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,000 So we parted. 604 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Her name was Jenny. 605 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000 Jenny kissed me when we met. 606 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,000 Jumping from the chair she sat in. 607 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Time, you thief. 608 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000 You love to get sweets into your list. 609 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Put that in. 610 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 Did you love her? 611 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Yes. 612 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000 The only one I ever did love. 613 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,000 A boy from Cork hoping to make his way in the world. 614 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Well, I'd best go. 615 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 No. 616 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Comfort me. 617 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Comfort me with small apples and laughter in the dark. 618 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Why me? 619 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Because you are beautiful. 620 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Not just the beauty you see in mirrors. 621 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Nobody else fell in this hotel no more. 622 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 I said, nobody else in the bill. 623 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Yes, ma'am. 624 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Three bags full, ma'am. 625 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Where's my milk? 626 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 Here, she's well. 627 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 You taking up some artist's medicinal branding? 628 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Oh, yes, yes. 629 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,000 Oh, yes, I bet you haven't. 630 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Oh, yes, I have. Why did it took it up? 631 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 But, Farlek took it up? 632 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Well, yes, she beat the theatre. 633 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 She's spotted a habitating. 634 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 What are you lettering about? 635 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Well, where's Mary? 636 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Oh, got to bed. Wait, wait, wait. 637 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Well, where's Farlek? 638 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Oh, couldn't say about that. 639 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Oh, you stupid lazy dozy old idiot. 640 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 What do you think Farlek take up his brandy for? 641 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000 She wanted a couple of minutes about us before we try it. 642 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000 It's your job, Merriman, to see some art and guess he's brandy. 643 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 I'm going to give that girl some compliments. 644 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,000 The comprum is the house. 645 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Mine. 646 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Out! 647 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Good night, some artine. 648 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:31,000 I'll keep an eye on those, right? 649 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Thank you, Mr. Stump. 650 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 That's bad, Fred. Bad. 651 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 All right. 652 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 You're going to do, Mummy, to the end of the week. 653 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Yes, Muddy. Thank you, Muddy. 654 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 You can push off now. 655 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Could I have a, a reference, please, Muddy? 656 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 A reference? 657 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 What can't have a reference? 658 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Ain't you jumping into bed with the guests? 659 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 I never done it before, are you? 660 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 I should bleed, no, not. 661 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000 You were so sad and poorly. 662 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000 You could spend half your life jumping into bed with men who were sad and lonely, 663 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 but I'll advise against it. 664 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000 They'll push off. 665 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Where do I go? 666 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Well, they're up to you. 667 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000 We've all got to make our own way in the world. 668 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 How's all that fun? 669 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Good luck. 670 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Good luck. 671 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Bye, Mr. Stump. 672 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Goodbye, Fred. 673 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Good morning, Mr. Trotter. 674 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Morning, Mr. Trotter. 675 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Good morning, Miss. God's in his heaven, all right with the world. 676 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 How early then? 677 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Nothing like a tot around the park. 678 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Do you want a good appetite for breakfast? 679 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Morning, Father. 680 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Thank you. 681 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Is that all? 682 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Good, sir, Bartlett. 683 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 All right, I'll take that. 684 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,000 And I want to see you and Mary afterwards. 685 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Very good, well. 686 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Oh, there's your breakfast, sir. 687 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 I'll see. 688 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 There's a reason why it's hot. 689 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Thank you. 690 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Last night, most unfortunate. 691 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Yes, most unfortunate. 692 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Partly my fault. 693 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,000 Oh. 694 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000 She wanted to be kind. 695 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Well, if you want kindness, Mr. Martin, you'll have to find it elsewhere. 696 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000 My staff are not for sale. 697 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 She didn't ask for money. 698 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Then she was a fool because she's going to need it. 699 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Where is Virett? 700 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000 A violet in the youth of priming nature. 701 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Forward, not permanent. 702 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Sweet. 703 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Not lasting. 704 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,000 The perfume and supplements. 705 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Have a minute. 706 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,000 She's let us all down really properly as that violet. 707 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,000 Well, some Mrs. Trotland, the whole hotel behavior neither. 708 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Mrs. Trotter gave Mr. Mary my name and a mere proper drug bin. 709 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 What the guests do is their business, you say. 710 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 And what the staff does is mine. 711 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 When I train girls, I train them. 712 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000 And when I've trained them, I hand them over to you to see that they go the way they told. 713 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 And I don't expect you to do that. 714 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,000 Backside letting things lie. That's what she said. 715 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 And she was right. 716 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Violet is taking advantage. That's what she's done. 717 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 No one asked for your opinion, Ethel. 718 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Give me a bit of soap. That was all. 719 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 I've heard another word for it. 720 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Violet was romantically inclined. 721 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 And that don't do in the old-town business. 722 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 You've got to keep controlling your emotions in this business. 723 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000 You're right. 724 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 She wasn't a bad girl, not at all. 725 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 Who said do you want? 726 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Not the side of justice. 727 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Oh, she's a bad girl. 728 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,000 I say do you want? 729 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Not the side of justice, aren't we, Fred? As always. 730 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000 And we don't much like Sir Martin Mallory. 731 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:18,000 A cat and a bounder, that actor Johnny, I've always said it, and I'm still the wrong. 732 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Then why she hasn't been the place. 733 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000 But is it true she didn't even give Violet a reference? 734 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 She, a cat's mother. 735 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Who I have in this hotel major, a new idol is my business. 736 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 No one else is. 737 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000 And who I give references to, a new idol is also my business. 738 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Violet, you're the rules, aren't they? 739 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Louisa, you once said to me that when a girl's chucked out with a wickswager, 740 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,000 there's only one place left for her on the streets. 741 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,000 You said to me, go out and ask any tarts you like, 742 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 and it's even money she'll tell you she started life in service. 743 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Do you remember that? 744 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Yeah, well never forget it. 745 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,000 But considering the circumstances, I'm surprised you have. 746 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000 I was a servant at the time of Major. 747 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,000 First night in his uncle's service, he comes bursting into my bedroom in his pyjamas, 748 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 full of the joys of spring. 749 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Well, I wasn't so, um, so obliging as Violet. 750 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 He'll be glad to hear. 751 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 So let's have a little less talk about it, 752 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 let's consider this dinner on Quirking Point. 753 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Louisa, oh, I'm not. 754 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Shall I tear up this menu or would you care to have a look at it? 755 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 Well, does this little chip approve? 756 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000 A light pre-bucking Impalis ball supper? 757 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Makes my mouth water. 758 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Souffle DiChayo reads my favourite thing. 759 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000 It was the old kings, God bless him. 760 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Well, Major, burn your wines. 761 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Let us consider the P.A.s. 762 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:47,000 The resistance first and the quail souffle, and then build round it, as we... 763 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,000 I thought of a burgundy, but quails a small bird. 764 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Or souffle is warm weather, you were drinking champagne or not. 765 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Champagne and burgundy. 766 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000 So I turned the poor dough to a P. Shaw along give you a low, too. 767 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 I thought that wasn't a very good year. 768 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Ah, not for this centimillion and the pomerole. 769 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 They were bad thunderstorms in October that year, 770 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000 but the medock being near the sea escaped them. 771 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Well, I must say, Major, oh, I never did. 772 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,000 I have to admit that Merriman did remind me of the fact. 773 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000 Now, a question. The salmon triath, how is that cooked? 774 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 Ina speak. 775 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,000 All right, I think we're in a little bone below the tail. 776 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,000 Oh, and I've called gently, gently. 777 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000 The bishop wants to see your mum, so if I keep it on his room. 778 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 No, tell him I've gone off religion. 779 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Don't, Mary, can't you see I'm busy? You deal with his grace. 780 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Tell him to play on his knees, his bone comes out clean. 781 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Careful, gently, gently. 782 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Well done, Ethel. 783 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Oh, no. 784 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I gave him for that. 785 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 Right, they can get on with the aspik. 786 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Now, where's the cooling tray for this fish, Mrs. See? 787 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Oh, Ethel, I'll get it for you, Mum. 788 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 No, she won't. She'll do me aspik. 789 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000 This isn't the only dinner. We've got three going out and all the other guests. 790 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,000 It's the only one I'm cooking, so you're going in that tray. 791 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Out of the way. 792 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,000 All right, now for me, garnish. 793 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 All right, now for me, garnish. 794 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 MUSIC 795 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 MUSIC 796 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 MUSIC 797 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 MUSIC 798 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 MUSIC 799 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000 MUSIC 800 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 MUSIC 801 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 MUSIC 802 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000 MUSIC 803 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Yes, indeed. 804 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Billy, actually muted him! 805 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 They didn't draw you in the tower, did they? 806 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 We didn't actually mute me. 807 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 We were all called together in a tent on the cara. 808 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,000 And the general said if it came to civil war between southern Ireland and Ulster, 809 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 I mean, it was absolutely ridiculous. 810 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,000 I'm in an Irish regiment. 811 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 My own estate was only 30 miles away. 812 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000 It meant me to be fighting our own people. 813 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 It was a complete farce. 814 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Most generals seem to have cotton wool for brains. 815 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Nobody really does look like wool this time. 816 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 Both sides are like billiards. 817 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000 Yes, people say cars until 20,000 men every day himself 818 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 before breakfast outside Belfast. 819 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 I told Winston he wants to get the battleships out 820 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 and blow Dublin and Belfast into the sea. 821 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 It's the only way to deal with the Irish. 822 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 Thank you very much, Tanya. 823 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Don't touch that, I've got Mrs Sey. 824 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Mr Meevans taste right. 825 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Oh, right, and go. 826 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 I'll get the tray. 827 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Oh, lovely. 828 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000 Right. 829 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000 Okay. 830 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 I'm going to do it. 831 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000 There we go. 832 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Okay. 833 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 I'll get it. 834 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 I'll get it. 835 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Okay. 836 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Okay. 837 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000 I'll get it. 838 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Okay. 839 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000 Okay. 840 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Okay. 841 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Here we go. 842 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 All right. 843 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 All right. 844 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Now, you're good at being stairs. 845 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000 The front stairs. 846 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 Leave them on the left. 847 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,000 You're all right. 848 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000 What if the bishop or someone seems? 849 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 I don't care if she meets the pope. 850 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Yeah, I'm moving. 851 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Oh. 852 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000 It's a drugs life being a cook in a busy sea. 853 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,000 And when she said not bloody likely, everyone tittled. 854 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000 It was rather rude. 855 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,000 But Mrs. Packham milled in down her hair. 856 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 People say she has any hair left to turn. 857 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,000 I say, what a delicious souffle. 858 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 It's Mrs. Trotter's special thing, you know. 859 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 The late king had a passion for it. 860 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000 Is it true he also had a passion for Mrs. Trotter? 861 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 What a quaint thought. 862 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Puff him. 863 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Part of all. 864 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,000 I thought that a lie's a do little and the play was exactly the same. 865 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 The 866 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,000 truth is that a lie's a do little and the play was exactly like Louise 867 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000 Trotter. 868 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Sure often stays here, you know. 869 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,000 And people do say how fascinating. 870 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,000 This clarinet is nectar. 871 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Mmm. 872 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 He's sure long with nights no to say. 873 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Ah. 874 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000 Really? 875 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Mmm. 876 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 Oh, that's not a good one. 877 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000 I don't know. 878 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000 It's not a good one. 879 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Ah. 880 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Oh. 881 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000 Oh. 882 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Louise of Darnit. 883 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 Thank you for the most wonderful dinner. 884 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000 You certainly earned your sovereign tonight. 885 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Thank you, Charlie. 886 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Give Marigal's to the royals. 887 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Thank you. 888 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Good night. 889 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Good night. 890 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000 Good night. 891 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Good night. 892 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Good night. 893 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Thank you. 894 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 What's new? 895 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 What's new? 896 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000 What is it? 897 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000 It's the mercy for the lady. 898 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 Your phone's pretty close. 899 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Your phone's pretty close. 900 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Your phone's pretty close. 901 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Your phone's pretty close. 902 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,000 Your phone's pretty close. 903 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 OK, Mr. Will you come home with me? 904 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000 Will you come home with me? 905 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Oh, right okay. 906 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Cap, one more time, 907 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000 in one time, 908 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000 that's my door. 909 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000 It is okay. 910 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000 It's okay. 911 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Excuse me. 912 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,000 Let go! 913 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000 I'm done Signsed 914 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,000 I guess she was. It was muzzling in on my big. 915 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Well, I don't see why I shouldn't walk. 916 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Ah! Ah! Ah! 917 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Ah! Ah! 918 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Ah! Ah! 919 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Ah! Ah! 920 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Ah! Ah! 921 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000 Ah! Ah! 922 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:53,000 Next time you'll get this right up where you won't like it. 923 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Oh, that's that guy. 924 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 That's that guy. 925 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Ah! 926 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Ah! 927 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Ah! 928 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000 Ah! 929 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Ah. 930 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000 What's your name? 931 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 Violet Armstrong. 932 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Sir. 933 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Sir, sorry, sir. 934 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000 Where'd it come from? 935 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Coming from up north. 936 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 But I haven't gotten horned up there now. 937 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 It shook me out. 938 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000 Been down here a few years. 939 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Not as a prostitute, you haven't? 940 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 No, sir. 941 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 I've been a chambermaid in a hotel. 942 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Or I got chucked out again. 943 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Did something silly. 944 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:58,000 Which doesn't surprise me. 945 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,000 What put you on this game? 946 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 I'm skin, sir. 947 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 Couldn't get no job. 948 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 Cleaned out. 949 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000 You realize our cost in strange men 950 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,000 in a public place is a criminal offense under the law. 951 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Yes, sir. 952 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:39,000 Stop King. 953 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:46,000 I am not a gozstiya knees workout for this officers. 954 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000 You asked me aragot. 955 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000 My father loves me when I lose. 956 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000 My uncle died 957 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000 We lost our jump in our life. 958 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 It is Wyoming 959 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Oh! There's a big wave of telescopes low attention. 960 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 What's that noise? 961 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 My tummy rumblings. 962 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 What are we going to eat? 963 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Well, what would you like? Eggs, bacon, yes! 964 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 I'm trying to wear our hands. 965 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 I don't know. I wasn't born in the kitchen. 966 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Let's play hunt the eggs. 967 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,000 Right. 968 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Let's go. 969 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000 What's the finish? 970 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 What's the finish? 971 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 What's the finish? 972 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000 What's the finish? 973 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 You're ready to rock and roll. 974 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Come on, we're out. 975 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000 Here are the eggs. 976 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Oh, turn. 977 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 Really cool. 978 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Pick is yum. 979 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Okay, I'm going to try the gas. 980 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 I say I'm in a tostanae. 981 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 What are you cooking, Jim? 982 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000 In a saucepan, silly. 983 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 They're the flat ones, aren't they? 984 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 I think they're some over here. 985 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Oh. 986 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 I say I'm in a rather a flume chard. 987 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Not so worried. 988 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000 Sorry. 989 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000 Oh, believe it. 990 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000 I said don't you could make a very good pop. 991 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Don't do all that. 992 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 This is Fitzsimmons. 993 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 If you don't mind me saying so. 994 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:18,000 I'm going to throw some two-legged mice a bit at the place. 995 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Right. 996 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 Oh. 997 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000 Oh. 998 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000 Really? 999 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000 Really? 1000 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000 That's a good one. 1001 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000 I'm going to throw the bowl in. 1002 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 I'm going to get a jolly made of gushy gushy. 1003 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000 But the king and queen were rather full. 1004 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000 I didn't they like balls when I was dancing. 1005 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000 So they're just sat and we was. 1006 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000 And we were. 1007 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000 And we lost. 1008 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000 And we lost. 1009 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000 And we lost. 1010 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 And we lost. 1011 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,000 It was all rather like an animated version of Madame Touss'os. 1012 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000 Fortunately, the king and queen go early to bear. 1013 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 And it was rather hot. 1014 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 So we melted back here. 1015 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,000 You're trying to... 1016 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000 What about some more champagne? 1017 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Oh, yes. 1018 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000 The champagne. 1019 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 I think they're flersing. 1020 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Does they know she'd get any? 1021 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Oh, gosh. 1022 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,000 Oh, lovely, lovely. 1023 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 Here's your last... 1024 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Come on, buddy. 1025 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000 Come up, sir. 1026 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000 Funny hugging at the palace. 1027 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000 I've got a great deal. 1028 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 The imd as is not too good at the Turkey talk. 1029 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Oh, I'm going to throw those mud and things. 1030 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Can anybody do them? 1031 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 Well, as a matter of fact, we can. 1032 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000 We can. 1033 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Yeah, we'll get back. 1034 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Let's get them. 1035 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000 Well, let's get them. 1036 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000 Come on. 1037 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Come on. 1038 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Come on. 1039 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000 See you later. 1040 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000 I'll be here. 1041 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000 I thought we can start it down. 1042 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 What do you want me? 1043 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Honey, help! 1044 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Turkey top! 1045 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Turkey top! 1046 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000 No, what about a tango? 1047 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Honey, what about a tango? 1048 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Tango! 1049 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Please, Tango! 1050 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Come on, Mrs. P, let's go! 1051 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Charlie, will you teach me how to tango? 1052 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000 Oh, wait! 1053 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000 One, two! 1054 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Charlie, will you teach me how to tango? 1055 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000 One, two! 1056 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000 Charlie, will you teach me how to tango? 1057 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000 You don't have to! 1058 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Teetop! 1059 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:58,000 Every time I spank her life! 1060 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,000 You do like so! 1061 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000 Teetop! 1062 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000 Don't mind if the chaperones bust! 1063 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Teetop! 1064 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000 I'll write to the times about us! 1065 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Teetop! 1066 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Charlie, will you teach me the way to tango? 1067 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000 Charlie! 1068 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000 Hey! 1069 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 Hey! 1070 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 One more time! 1071 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000 Come on, come on, come on! 1072 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Teetop! 1073 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000 One, two! 1074 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000 Charlie! 1075 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 One, two! 1076 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:33,000 Charlie, one, two, teach me how to tango! 1077 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Come, Teetop! 1078 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Every time I spank her life! 1079 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 You have to show! 1080 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Don't mind if the chaperones bust! 1081 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 Who's that this time of night? 1082 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Hang on, hang on, hang on! 1083 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Hello? 1084 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Evening, Mr. Trotter. 1085 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Now, come in. 1086 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000 Evening, your lordship? 1087 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000 Good evening, Inspector. 1088 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Evening, ladies and gentlemen. 1089 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Evening. 1090 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000 I trust you all in enjoying yourselves. 1091 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000 Yeah, look, here, Inspector. 1092 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000 If you thought we'd miss making a disturbance. 1093 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Oh, I didn't know no disturbance. 1094 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000 But I will be most grateful if I might have a word with you, Mr. Trotter. 1095 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,000 In private. 1096 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Charlie, mate. 1097 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,000 I'm just going to be cool. 1098 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Hello. 1099 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 Hurry, Bellino. 1100 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 I said bad shit. 1101 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 I wonder what she's done. 1102 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000 Charlie, what about our icky-piggies? 1103 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Oh, no, I'm afraid. 1104 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 The party's over. 1105 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000 Oh, Charlie. 1106 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Oh, no. 1107 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000 Oh, no. 1108 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 I'm sorry. 1109 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Oh, no. 1110 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Hey, go back to the house. 1111 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 Hey, who's this guy? 1112 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,000 If you don't mind me saying so, Inspector, you do seem to come visit me at the most peculiar hours. 1113 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000 If my job is better to strike while the iron's hot. 1114 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 And I can't delay charging the go for long. 1115 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000 And then she'll be up before the beaks in the morning. 1116 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 That's the law, you see. 1117 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000 Of course, I wouldn't have dreamed of disturbing you until I'd, uh, 1118 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,000 ascertained that you were up and about. 1119 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,000 Yes, well, I've ever set the rules for my stuff. 1120 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,000 And I keep to them, if you understand me. 1121 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000 Oh, I understand you're perfectly Mrs. Trotter. 1122 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,000 You, uh, care for a glass of brandy? 1123 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000 I wouldn't say no. 1124 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 I'm lying for that. 1125 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Or having some drink in the place? 1126 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 You know, having your rules. 1127 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 We have rules, too, you know. 1128 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 In fact, quite a fat rule book. 1129 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,000 But then as someone once said, rules was only made to be broken. 1130 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:45,000 One of our rules is that no officer may accept alcoholic refreshment whilst on duty. 1131 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:50,000 And another one we both know very well is that same refreshment may not be served 1132 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000 on licensed premises such as your hotel, Mrs. Trotter. 1133 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,000 After 10, 30 p.m. to other than resident guests. 1134 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:03,000 So you see, I think we both know quite a lot about rules and about, uh, bending them. 1135 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:08,000 I suggest you bend your rule in the case of this young girl. 1136 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Yes. 1137 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,000 Yes. 1138 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 I see Inspector. 1139 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 Good. 1140 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 I thought you would. 1141 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Come in. 1142 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Oh, yeah, that's a fine one. That is... 1143 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000 Yes, madam. Thank you, madam. 1144 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000 I'm not having you back here, you know. 1145 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000 No, madam. 1146 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000 You got yourself in a fine mess and no mistake. 1147 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000 Yes, madam. 1148 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,000 And not very good, had you? 1149 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,000 From what I hear. 1150 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 Well, I didn't really get started. 1151 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Listen, to a moment, my concern, Volli Armstrong is a good hardworking girl, 1152 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,000 Cape Le Dune, the duties of our smade, parlamade or chambermaid. 1153 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Right. 1154 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Thank you, madam. 1155 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000 Bless you. 1156 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 And I'm not doing it at a kindness, all right? 1157 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Don't think that too many tops in London are not enough chambermaids. 1158 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,000 Yes, madam. 1159 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000 You need one at the Warwick in Kensington. 1160 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Ask for Mrs. Chalmers and say our sent you. 1161 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Thank you, madam. 1162 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 Off you go. 1163 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000 She can be a reference, Mrs. Starr. 1164 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000 She can be a reference. 1165 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Here, girl, not that way. 1166 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000 Not this time. 1167 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 You're a servant again, now. 1168 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Oh, and I'll suppose it's Cochrane for a bit of that state that's going off. 1169 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 You could use it on that eye. 1170 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000 I'm sorry. 1171 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000 I'm sorry. 1172 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000 I'm sorry. 1173 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000 I'm sorry. 1174 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000 I'm sorry. 1175 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000 I'm sorry. 1176 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000 I'm sorry. 1177 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,000 I'm sorry. 1178 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000 I'm sorry. 1179 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000 I'm sorry. 1180 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000 I'm sorry. 1181 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000 I'm sorry. 1182 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000 There you are, again. 1183 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000 The Lord House Mayor. 1184 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000 Oh. 1185 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Didn't I tell you? 1186 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Our cricketing week, our New York show starts tomorrow. 1187 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Things like this always.