Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000
{\fad(0,1000)\fscx25\fscy25\t(0,6000,\fscx125\fscy125)\c&H000000&\3c&H00FFFF&}
Encoded by monu987
2
00:03:27,509 --> 00:03:31,017
Congratulations, master! Thank you.
3
00:03:32,697 --> 00:03:35,705
Oh, Pao...
4
00:03:37,374 --> 00:03:41,372
Mum's given birth again!
5
00:03:41,462 --> 00:03:45,920
Mum's given birth again!
6
00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:04,421
- What's she given birth to this time?
- Sister, mum's...
7
00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:09,499
Hey, is it a boy or a girl?
8
00:04:09,599 --> 00:04:11,638
- Let's find out.
- Okay.
9
00:04:11,937 --> 00:04:15,135
Sister, mum's given birth again!
10
00:04:15,225 --> 00:04:20,233
- What did she have?
- What did she have?
11
00:04:20,323 --> 00:04:23,572
- Mum... Mum...
- Stop stammering.
12
00:04:23,662 --> 00:04:27,910
- Tell me, is it a boy or a girl?
- It's another phoenix.
13
00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:35,555
- She can play with us!!
- Mum's had a girl!
14
00:04:44,831 --> 00:04:48,410
Your mum's failed again. My dad...
15
00:04:49,878 --> 00:04:53,167
It has nothing to do with you dad!
16
00:04:53,257 --> 00:04:56,536
San Feng, stop! You've gone too far!
17
00:04:56,636 --> 00:05:01,183
Dad said we should have
nothing to do with Shaolin boys.
18
00:05:01,263 --> 00:05:04,401
If you want to complain, speak to him.
19
00:05:06,951 --> 00:05:11,778
- You act just like a dragon.
- Tom boy!
20
00:05:15,546 --> 00:05:19,005
Shaolin dragons can't lose
to a Wu Tang phoenix!
21
00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:26,890
- Come on, your master isn't afraid.
- You call yourself our master?!
22
00:05:27,401 --> 00:05:30,988
Too bad you don't have our little thing...
23
00:05:43,723 --> 00:05:49,569
- Dad said never to argue with girls.
- We must not lose face to Wu Tang.
24
00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:53,238
- Come on, brothers!
- Beat them, sister!
25
00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:01,923
Look, Brother Sun Lung has arrived.
26
00:06:11,399 --> 00:06:14,568
Let's help Sun Lung!
27
00:06:24,003 --> 00:06:29,760
- What's that fighting style called?
- "Shaolin makes fun of Wu Tang".
28
00:06:33,568 --> 00:06:37,406
Sister... be careful!
29
00:06:41,115 --> 00:06:45,073
- Hey, impressive!
- Don't try to flatter me.
30
00:06:52,928 --> 00:06:55,927
Hurry up and help!
31
00:07:04,913 --> 00:07:08,701
We said it was
"Shaolin makes fun of Wu Tang".
32
00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:12,409
No, it's "Monkey falling out of a tree".
33
00:08:11,030 --> 00:08:13,749
- Are they singing about you?
- Don't listen!
34
00:08:27,603 --> 00:08:33,379
- I'm sure they're singing about you...
- No singing!
35
00:08:42,625 --> 00:08:47,972
Take this ginseng to Mrs Pao tomorrow
to pay our respects.
36
00:08:48,052 --> 00:08:53,849
- She gives birth to a girl and we...
- She still needs her strength.
37
00:08:53,939 --> 00:08:58,277
We need ten cows
for one of Pao Seng Fang's girls.
38
00:08:58,408 --> 00:09:02,025
Ten years and we've only saved
enough for three cows.
39
00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,244
It's impossible!
40
00:09:04,324 --> 00:09:07,683
If we work hard,
we'll succeed eventually.
41
00:09:07,763 --> 00:09:11,811
Look, in six months
we've saved enough for a leg.
42
00:09:11,891 --> 00:09:13,940
Even when we have ten cows-
43
00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:18,557
- how long will I wait
before we get another ten?
44
00:09:18,657 --> 00:09:24,494
- Don't worry, you'll marry Yee Feng!
- How... how do I do that?
45
00:10:00,897 --> 00:10:03,976
Stupid! That's not a cow.
46
00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:22,467
- What's this?
- It has four legs.
47
00:10:22,557 --> 00:10:25,185
What do you know?
48
00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:41,048
- Let's see...
- You've got a funny bottom!
49
00:10:41,128 --> 00:10:45,396
- You've got no sympathy for me.
- A cow has four legs!
50
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:49,023
- There, it's alright.
- And a tail too!
51
00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:52,112
Practise your kung fu!
52
00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:57,989
"Student of the godess of mercy."
53
00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:05,055
"Buddhas on poles."
54
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,691
"Hovering on clouds."
55
00:11:25,545 --> 00:11:27,594
"Flying over heaven."
56
00:11:30,853 --> 00:11:33,562
"Beauty and the mirror."
57
00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:37,730
Stop!
58
00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:41,878
- What's that?
- "Beauty and the mirror."
59
00:11:41,957 --> 00:11:44,416
What kind of mirror is that?
60
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,632
You never learn!
61
00:11:56,891 --> 00:12:01,638
"By the riverside,
a poor little phoenix cries"...
62
00:12:01,728 --> 00:12:06,615
What's wrong with girls?
A phoenix is what our family needs.
63
00:12:07,076 --> 00:12:12,633
I need a dragon to carry on our line,
but mother has failed again.
64
00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:16,850
Always a phoenix... always girls!
65
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:21,649
- You can't bame mum for that!
- And why not?
66
00:12:21,859 --> 00:12:26,906
Dad, I'm as good as a dragon
in Wu Tang sword style.
67
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:33,452
Listen, child. Eighteen years ago,
when you were inside your mother...
68
00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:37,750
- I gave you a boy's name, but...
- But what, dad?
69
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:44,887
You're just another girl.
Very soon you will fly the nest.
70
00:12:44,977 --> 00:12:48,025
No way, I'm a dragon.
I won't fly the nest.
71
00:12:49,784 --> 00:12:53,493
Half dragon and half phoenix...
Who'd want you?
72
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,951
- You...
- You can fly wherever you want.
73
00:12:57,041 --> 00:13:00,129
But never to the Lung family!
74
00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:05,047
They want marriage,
so they can steal my Wu Tang style.
75
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:07,306
Shaolin kung fu is bullshit!
76
00:13:08,736 --> 00:13:12,024
I say the Wu Tang sword is unique!
77
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:17,032
Practise your sword skills.
Shaolin kung fu is forbidden!
78
00:13:43,178 --> 00:13:45,848
Carry on!
79
00:13:47,887 --> 00:13:50,355
No food for the lazy!
80
00:13:51,645 --> 00:13:57,681
- I'd rather not have anything to eat!
- Carry on!
81
00:14:03,079 --> 00:14:06,827
- He's a bastard!
- Who are you swearing at?
82
00:14:06,917 --> 00:14:11,015
- I saw you cursing too!
- Don't deny it!
83
00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:15,982
- I don't deny anything.
- That's good!
84
00:14:16,693 --> 00:14:20,200
A real man says what he thinks.
85
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,690
- What, here?
- No...
86
00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:28,527
One, two, three... Dad's a bastard!
87
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:37,213
One, two, three... Dad's a bastard!
88
00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:39,381
Dad's coming!
89
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:24,669
You must be very tired... Sleep now.
90
00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:36,163
Dad!
91
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:48,768
- What's wrong now?
- Dad, we're sorry.
92
00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:52,056
- We were cursing you.
- Cursing me?
93
00:15:52,155 --> 00:15:54,905
What did you say about me?
94
00:15:57,663 --> 00:16:01,711
We'll tell you,
but only if you don't get mad.
95
00:16:01,801 --> 00:16:04,719
Go ahead, nice and loud.
96
00:16:06,969 --> 00:16:12,905
- Count us in.
- One, two, three...
97
00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:17,113
- Dad's a bastard!
- Louder...
98
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:21,071
Dad's a bastard!
99
00:16:21,171 --> 00:16:25,670
- Dad, you promised not to get mad.
- That's right...
100
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:32,476
- But... I am not your real father.
- You are our real father!
101
00:16:33,806 --> 00:16:38,353
No. But if your fathers
had known kung fu...
102
00:16:38,443 --> 00:16:41,902
...your families wouldn't have perished.
103
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:56,355
Ten years ago,
bandits atacked our village.
104
00:16:56,435 --> 00:17:01,232
My brother, Yee Lung,
and I were heading home.
105
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:05,080
We immediately tried to help.
106
00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:10,818
- Brother, what now?
- It's alright! Get in!
107
00:18:10,978 --> 00:18:12,727
Kill them!
108
00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:18,074
We must save the chldren!
109
00:18:48,979 --> 00:18:51,379
Yee Lung, come on!
110
00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:07,070
- Are you okay?
- Kill them!
111
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:15,606
I wounded him in the eyes
and got away safely... Those bastards.
112
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:20,934
I've had to bring you up alone
for ten years. It's not been easy.
113
00:19:22,873 --> 00:19:27,500
- Should we call you master or dad?
- Dad, of course!
114
00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:29,819
Dad, of course!
115
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,807
Father, please sit down.
116
00:19:35,387 --> 00:19:39,335
Our father, please accept
our humble respect.
117
00:19:42,153 --> 00:19:47,071
You brought us up,
you are our real father in our eyes.
118
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:55,207
You also taught us kung fu.
You are a great... great...
119
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:59,555
- A great father.
- Please accept our gratitude.
120
00:20:02,773 --> 00:20:06,952
Good boys, my very good sons.
121
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:20,375
And you are the naughty one!
122
00:20:21,184 --> 00:20:23,933
I'm the naughty one, so punish me!
123
00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:53,898
- Does it hurt?
- No, I'm used to it.
124
00:21:03,923 --> 00:21:07,422
Dad's too clumsy for delicate jobs.
125
00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:13,629
What you really need is a mother.
126
00:21:14,949 --> 00:21:18,396
When can I take revenge
for my ruined eye?
127
00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:35,099
With our strength we can easily
handle the Shaolin brats.
128
00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:41,105
Phoenix village is a tasty piece of meat
waiting to be licked clean.
129
00:21:41,905 --> 00:21:48,452
Boss, Pao Seng Feng's daughters
have slim waists and large buttocks!
130
00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:55,258
I'm not blind! But can we handle
both Shaolin and Wu Tang?
131
00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:56,688
- Boss.
- Speak now.
132
00:21:56,768 --> 00:21:59,316
Yes, tell us your plan, schemer.
133
00:21:59,396 --> 00:22:04,984
They've been rivals for centuries,
so we get them to kill each other.
134
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:08,992
- That way you get your revenge.
- Right! Go on.
135
00:22:09,082 --> 00:22:14,629
We then overcome Pao
and celebrate with his women!
136
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:47,324
I, Pao Seng Feng,
have always helped the needy.
137
00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:51,242
I'm not asking a lot,
just a son of my own.
138
00:22:51,332 --> 00:22:57,038
Though I have nine daughters,
I give you this offering.
139
00:22:57,128 --> 00:23:00,996
Please bless the Pao family with a son.
140
00:23:01,086 --> 00:23:05,104
I beseech you
in the name of my ancestors.
141
00:23:06,264 --> 00:23:09,352
Put your faith in Buddha.
142
00:23:10,272 --> 00:23:15,439
Master, do I look like a man
who is unable to have a son?
143
00:23:15,529 --> 00:23:22,926
For you not to have a son, there must
be something wrong with your feng shui.
144
00:23:23,006 --> 00:23:24,885
What must I do?
145
00:23:30,812 --> 00:23:36,029
- Pao claims Wu Tang style is best.
- He's never proved it.
146
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:40,907
Shaolin teaches everything -
sabre, spear, rod and staff.
147
00:23:43,835 --> 00:23:46,324
- Uncle...
- Chief!
148
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:51,562
- Why uncle and not father-in-law?
- Which phoenix are you after?
149
00:23:51,642 --> 00:23:55,430
Can he be an uncle,
if he can't have a son?
150
00:23:56,109 --> 00:24:00,858
- We have business to attend to.
- Of course, this way.
151
00:24:03,326 --> 00:24:08,294
A happy land
for happy men... a fertile place.
152
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:10,993
Masculinity flourishes here.
153
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:17,610
- You should have had many sons.
- Please, go on.
154
00:24:17,699 --> 00:24:20,618
- What a pity!
- What's wrong?
155
00:24:20,698 --> 00:24:24,206
- Who are those people?
- Brother Sun Lung!
156
00:24:24,326 --> 00:24:26,325
- Turtle!
- Egg!
157
00:24:26,415 --> 00:24:28,714
You're calling Sun Lung a turtle egg?
158
00:24:28,794 --> 00:24:33,842
- No! He can eat this turtle.
- My bird's egg, too!
159
00:24:33,922 --> 00:24:36,090
I don't have much of an appetite,
even for turtle meat.
160
00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:40,228
- What do you want?
- I want a phoenix.
161
00:24:40,428 --> 00:24:47,025
The masculinity of the ten dragons
on the other side of the river-
162
00:24:47,115 --> 00:24:52,033
- is a barrier, blocking the free flow
of Ying and Yang.
163
00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:57,679
That is why you find yourself
unable to have any sons.
164
00:24:57,759 --> 00:25:03,147
Master, I am prepared to do anything
to be blessed with a son.
165
00:25:04,697 --> 00:25:07,445
The problem is the Shaolin.
166
00:25:07,525 --> 00:25:11,823
If you really want a son,
you must get rid of them.
167
00:25:12,162 --> 00:25:14,562
If Tai Feng were our mother-
168
00:25:14,662 --> 00:25:17,790
- dad would be happy
and we'd learn Wu Tang style.
169
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,429
- Right!
- No way!
170
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:23,347
Dad has three cows.
Pao Seng Feng wants ten!
171
00:25:23,437 --> 00:25:29,564
The tom boy is Pao's favourite.
Maybe she'd put in a good word for us.
172
00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:33,493
But we offended her the other day.
173
00:25:33,572 --> 00:25:37,331
- It's all your fault!
- Me? You were there too!
174
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,948
- I'll go and apologise.
- Just like that?
175
00:25:41,038 --> 00:25:45,296
- You'll cause another fight.
- You must act like a gentleman.
176
00:25:45,427 --> 00:25:50,864
Right... I'll dress up.
Let's get dad's wedding gown.
177
00:25:52,193 --> 00:25:57,701
- Why is it so huge?
- He must have been happy, to be so fat!
178
00:25:57,791 --> 00:26:01,468
Careful! Dad will kill you if you tear it.
179
00:26:01,548 --> 00:26:03,948
There's room for a couple of people!
180
00:26:04,048 --> 00:26:10,305
- This is dad's most beautiful gown.
- It looks awful on you.
181
00:26:10,385 --> 00:26:14,443
Do you really think
you'll impress her looking like that?
182
00:26:14,522 --> 00:26:18,060
Don't worry, I'll look really elegant.
183
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:26,256
- Miss, how are you?
- I'm fine.
184
00:26:29,225 --> 00:26:33,343
No, that's no good.
She hates being called miss!
185
00:26:33,473 --> 00:26:36,561
- How about Sister Phoenix?
- No!
186
00:26:36,652 --> 00:26:39,530
- Brother Dragon?
- She's not a dragon.
187
00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:44,908
- How about Brother Phoenix?
- That's it! Call her Brother Phoenix!
188
00:27:48,727 --> 00:27:51,745
- Look!
- It's uncle.
189
00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:56,633
- Lf Pao see, this we're finished.
- I thought he scared you?
190
00:28:06,058 --> 00:28:10,435
Always that silly grin...
Can you never find something to say?
191
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:17,073
For you... for your mother.
192
00:28:18,372 --> 00:28:22,300
- Oh, no. It's the witch!
- You can't say that anymore.
193
00:28:23,510 --> 00:28:29,296
Sister... Have you forgotten
what father said? Go home!
194
00:28:33,685 --> 00:28:36,613
Don't come any closer!
195
00:28:37,703 --> 00:28:40,541
Can't you scum read?!
196
00:28:40,621 --> 00:28:42,990
NO SHAOLIN BEYOND THIS POINT
197
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,698
- You... You...
- Can't speak either?
198
00:28:49,596 --> 00:28:53,975
That ugly face of yours
really scares me... Come on!
199
00:28:54,604 --> 00:28:57,862
Uncle, dad wants you!
200
00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:03,110
She's not worth it. Come home.
201
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,676
- Sun Lung, it's your turn.
- Okay.
202
00:29:14,555 --> 00:29:15,924
Brother Phoenix...
203
00:29:20,561 --> 00:29:27,628
- Brother Phoenix, how are you?
- What's the monkey up to now?
204
00:29:27,748 --> 00:29:31,666
My parents died
when I was very young.
205
00:29:31,746 --> 00:29:36,244
I don't even know my father's name.
206
00:29:36,344 --> 00:29:39,712
- All I know is that you're crazy!
- Wait, I just...
207
00:29:40,142 --> 00:29:43,020
- What do you want?
- Well, brother...
208
00:29:43,110 --> 00:29:48,068
We live by the same river,
We should have intermarried long ago.
209
00:29:48,148 --> 00:29:52,096
We've offended you,
so we want to apologise.
210
00:29:55,014 --> 00:29:57,253
Stop! Go home!
211
00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:04,440
My father says that the Shaolin
are nothing but trouble!
212
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,900
Brother Phoenix, don't get me wrong...
213
00:30:06,190 --> 00:30:10,058
What...? Leave now or I'll take action!
214
00:30:10,158 --> 00:30:11,536
Brother Phoenix...
215
00:30:12,696 --> 00:30:18,124
Brother Phoenix...
Please don't get mad. I'll explain...
216
00:30:18,214 --> 00:30:20,922
Stay back or I'll kill you.
217
00:30:24,231 --> 00:30:26,270
Please, let's talk...
218
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,597
Sun Lung, show her
some Shaolin kung fu.
219
00:30:52,027 --> 00:30:53,906
Get her!
220
00:31:02,172 --> 00:31:03,542
Come on!
221
00:31:24,921 --> 00:31:27,759
This is bullshit!
222
00:31:31,228 --> 00:31:32,847
Excellent!
223
00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:40,653
Sister!
224
00:31:44,121 --> 00:31:46,870
Help! My sister can't swim!
225
00:31:58,434 --> 00:32:01,473
She's not breathing...
What shall we do?
226
00:32:01,573 --> 00:32:04,691
- Give her the kiss of life.
- How?
227
00:32:04,782 --> 00:32:08,369
Blow into her mouth.
228
00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:14,506
Sister, you mustn't die.
229
00:32:17,965 --> 00:32:21,083
I'm out of breath. You take over.
230
00:32:22,433 --> 00:32:27,780
- Hurry, blow!
- Give me back my sister!
231
00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:50,609
- Your sword.
- Sister!!
232
00:32:52,029 --> 00:32:55,997
- She's crying.
- Women are made from water!
233
00:32:59,425 --> 00:33:03,433
That Wu Tang sword
is really something!
234
00:33:03,513 --> 00:33:07,301
If she'd cut a little higher...
235
00:33:07,391 --> 00:33:10,400
...you'd have lost your manhood.
236
00:33:10,570 --> 00:33:13,108
So, she has human feelings?
237
00:33:13,198 --> 00:33:16,316
- And a nice mouth...
- And strong legs!
238
00:33:19,285 --> 00:33:24,682
If we learn Wu Tang sword
and combine it with Shaolin kung fu...
239
00:33:24,763 --> 00:33:27,971
- We'd be invincible!
- Uncle's back!
240
00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:32,299
- We have to fix them.
- We haven't time!
241
00:33:32,738 --> 00:33:36,267
You were told not to fight with women!
242
00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:40,535
If you love fighting,
you can fight each other!
243
00:33:42,873 --> 00:33:47,171
But we're brothers.
We respect each other.
244
00:33:47,262 --> 00:33:49,050
Fight!
245
00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:55,898
If you don't hit harder,
I'll tell father what you've done!
246
00:33:58,866 --> 00:34:01,274
Monkey boy, you asked for it!
247
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:08,491
Whoever loses
will have to go and see dad!
248
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,057
Uncle, tell them to stop.
249
00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:38,506
- Fight!
- Fight who?
250
00:34:38,687 --> 00:34:41,885
- Me!
- You must be kidding.
251
00:34:41,975 --> 00:34:43,354
Come on!
252
00:34:45,403 --> 00:34:48,361
- Now I'm serious.
- Uncle, don't...
253
00:35:01,645 --> 00:35:04,214
- Grab that pole!
- Very Well!
254
00:35:26,853 --> 00:35:30,771
Stop pretending. Get up! Sun Lung...?
255
00:35:33,370 --> 00:35:37,777
- Sun Lung, are you alright?
- Well, he's dead.
256
00:35:37,867 --> 00:35:40,367
Uncle, you're inhuman!
257
00:35:41,625 --> 00:35:43,794
What... what shall we do?
258
00:35:43,884 --> 00:35:47,083
He's not breathing.
Give him some air.
259
00:35:47,173 --> 00:35:50,271
- How?
- Blow into his mouth.
260
00:35:56,789 --> 00:35:58,618
Kid, you're dead!
261
00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:06,623
- We did it to help you and dad!
- We did it for you!
262
00:36:06,714 --> 00:36:09,642
We've got no chance now, have we?
263
00:36:11,052 --> 00:36:14,509
Uncle, you mustn't give up now.
264
00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:19,907
We'll get wives for you two
and the sword style for us all!
265
00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:27,634
The fifth daughter likes kung fu.
We'll give her lessons.
266
00:36:27,714 --> 00:36:33,431
We'll impress Pao
and then suggest father's marriage.
267
00:36:45,614 --> 00:36:46,994
Great!
268
00:36:48,084 --> 00:36:53,840
The martial arts contest between
Shaolin and Wu Tang will begin.
269
00:36:56,979 --> 00:37:02,197
- The loser calls the winner "master".
- Let's see who's the best!
270
00:37:05,235 --> 00:37:08,584
- Who challenges me?
- What stance is that?
271
00:37:08,664 --> 00:37:13,131
- Water-snake. Use the eel.
- No! You need the duck.
272
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,418
Come on!
273
00:37:42,726 --> 00:37:45,925
You've lost. Call me master!
274
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:53,021
Idiot! It was a poisonous snake,
not a water snake.
275
00:37:53,111 --> 00:37:55,240
They're arguing!!
276
00:37:57,419 --> 00:38:01,718
Don't crow too soon.
You're a snake but I'm a cat!
277
00:38:02,727 --> 00:38:07,464
You're so skinny,
just like a sick cat!
278
00:38:11,193 --> 00:38:14,641
Scared! Then bow and call me master.
279
00:38:15,991 --> 00:38:19,948
Why are you scared?
Squeeze him to death!
280
00:38:21,288 --> 00:38:24,127
Show them your moves.
281
00:38:26,835 --> 00:38:29,963
She's about to wet herself!
282
00:38:31,902 --> 00:38:36,481
- What now?
- My stomach aches...
283
00:38:36,621 --> 00:38:38,189
Useless!
284
00:39:46,407 --> 00:39:48,206
I win!
285
00:39:50,914 --> 00:39:53,043
You play dirty!
286
00:39:53,123 --> 00:39:56,381
I just play to win.
287
00:39:56,462 --> 00:40:00,520
- Bow and call him master!
- I haven't lost yet.
288
00:40:01,059 --> 00:40:02,478
Stop!
289
00:40:03,898 --> 00:40:08,535
- What's going on?
- Mind your own business! Come on.
290
00:40:12,693 --> 00:40:17,002
What's all this? Go and find out.
291
00:40:24,677 --> 00:40:28,855
- What are they doing?
- What a ridiculous way to pee.
292
00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:39,741
- Have you finished yet?
- Soon.
293
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,948
- Have you finished?
- Nearly.
294
00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:09,596
Hey, I'm here
to apologise, not to fight.
295
00:41:14,103 --> 00:41:16,813
The Wu Tang style is unique.
296
00:41:16,892 --> 00:41:21,070
If you hadn't spared me,
I'd be a eunuch now.
297
00:41:23,529 --> 00:41:25,908
Do you want to steal Wu Tang style?
298
00:41:25,998 --> 00:41:29,586
Don't say "steal".
I want to learn it.
299
00:41:32,474 --> 00:41:36,013
You defeated me on the bridge.
300
00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:41,491
- This time I'll win.
- You think so?
301
00:41:42,859 --> 00:41:46,627
Maybe not! Our styles
have their own virtues.
302
00:41:46,707 --> 00:41:52,745
They also have weak points. If we
combine them, we can improve them.
303
00:41:56,133 --> 00:42:00,001
Your mumbling actually makes sense.
304
00:42:00,141 --> 00:42:06,079
- I'll show you my style first.
- Okay, go ahead.
305
00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:10,786
Watch this!
306
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:49,138
- What do you think?
- It's nothing special. Go home!
307
00:42:49,237 --> 00:42:52,485
- But...
- I could have kicked you into the river.
308
00:42:52,565 --> 00:42:54,895
Now get off our land!
309
00:42:54,995 --> 00:43:00,691
- You...
- lf I see you again, I'll kill you!
310
00:43:03,221 --> 00:43:06,099
Sun Lung, you've been tricked.
311
00:43:06,179 --> 00:43:13,235
I've been tricked, but she's hooked.
I can tell that she's interested in kung fu.
312
00:43:13,316 --> 00:43:19,533
- Maybe she likes you.
- There's still hope for dad's marriage.
313
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:51,287
- Fantastic!
- Who's there? Come out!
314
00:43:56,725 --> 00:43:59,393
Why aren't you at home?
315
00:43:59,483 --> 00:44:03,581
So we can't learn kung fu,
but you can in secret?
316
00:44:03,661 --> 00:44:10,038
- Come on! Let's go and tell dad.
- Hold it!
317
00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:16,464
Wait... So you like to play
with that monkey boy?
318
00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:19,354
- No, I like Big Head!
- I like Tong.
319
00:44:19,433 --> 00:44:23,362
- I like monkey boy.
- I like learning Shaolin pole.
320
00:44:23,442 --> 00:44:29,319
- Well, you can play with them.
- Sister, you're so kind.
321
00:44:29,409 --> 00:44:32,617
Are you going to tell father?
322
00:44:32,717 --> 00:44:38,424
No! Let's go and have
some fun with the boys!
323
00:44:38,524 --> 00:44:43,231
Don't you understand? I need a son
to inherit my Wu Tang style.
324
00:44:43,311 --> 00:44:49,859
I've done my best! My womb
never has a chance to rest.
325
00:44:49,949 --> 00:44:54,826
Ten cows for a daughter,
you don't even have a cow shed!
326
00:44:54,916 --> 00:45:00,164
- Wife, I know you've tried hard...
- Don't touch me!
327
00:45:00,254 --> 00:45:03,472
You should think of your daughter.
328
00:45:03,561 --> 00:45:06,990
What's wrong with Tin Lung
as a son-in-law?
329
00:45:07,070 --> 00:45:13,986
But he's Shaolin and I'm Wu Tang!
The Pao family needs a successor.
330
00:45:14,076 --> 00:45:17,615
You've tried nine times,
how about a last attempt?
331
00:45:17,705 --> 00:45:22,122
You should be ashamed at you age!
332
00:45:22,212 --> 00:45:28,309
Never mind! I call it a sign
of health and happiness.
333
00:45:28,389 --> 00:45:32,477
If I agree, will you agree
to the marriage of Tai Feng?
334
00:45:32,567 --> 00:45:37,405
Of course... But it's got to be a dragon.
335
00:45:38,784 --> 00:45:45,921
- Pao, feel...
- Is it three months now?
336
00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:51,768
Only three months and so big!
May Buddha bless us...
337
00:45:54,147 --> 00:45:57,736
Buddha, bless the Pao family
with a dragon.
338
00:45:57,816 --> 00:46:00,824
A dragon for them
and a phoenix for us.
339
00:46:00,904 --> 00:46:03,493
- We'll have a mum then!
- Yeah, finally.
340
00:46:03,583 --> 00:46:05,832
Buddha, bless us.
341
00:46:22,743 --> 00:46:26,522
Congratulations,
madam, it's a baby girl!
342
00:46:28,211 --> 00:46:30,669
Mum's given birth again!
343
00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:34,628
Mum's given birth again!
344
00:46:42,413 --> 00:46:45,122
Is it boy or girl?
345
00:46:47,331 --> 00:46:52,999
- I said, is it a boy or a girl?
- It's the same as usual.
346
00:46:53,089 --> 00:46:58,886
No, it's not the same!
This time it's different.
347
00:46:58,976 --> 00:47:01,045
What does she mean?
348
00:47:01,145 --> 00:47:06,142
- Different in what way?
- I'm not sure...
349
00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:13,499
- Does it have a "little bird", like us?
- Yes, that's it!
350
00:47:13,589 --> 00:47:19,135
- At last, a dragon!
- Come on, let's tell dad the good news!
351
00:47:19,426 --> 00:47:23,013
- It's a boy!
- But I saw dad's unhappy face.
352
00:47:23,103 --> 00:47:26,132
No, after you left,
I saw dad's face do this.
353
00:47:28,401 --> 00:47:31,940
Finally, I've got a baby boy!
354
00:47:37,207 --> 00:47:43,723
- Pao, give the baby girl a wash too.
- What? You'd better do it.
355
00:47:43,803 --> 00:47:48,971
I will dress you up beautifully,
so as to give thanks to the gods.
356
00:48:15,448 --> 00:48:22,425
You see, I interrupted the spirt of
the dragons and you have a son.
357
00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:33,690
Sister, look!
358
00:48:38,367 --> 00:48:41,696
Mum, look who's here.
359
00:48:57,727 --> 00:49:01,515
- They're really happy for us.
- So it seems.
360
00:49:06,454 --> 00:49:10,711
Don't trust them.
They're after something.
361
00:49:40,307 --> 00:49:43,016
- Great!
- What's great?
362
00:50:24,645 --> 00:50:27,753
- Are you okay?
- I can't make it!
363
00:50:27,843 --> 00:50:30,772
Hold on! We mustn't lose again!
364
00:50:32,861 --> 00:50:35,020
San Feng!
365
00:50:35,110 --> 00:50:39,118
- Get up!
- I can't!
366
00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:45,665
- Sister, I really can't make it.
- You making me really mad!
367
00:50:57,150 --> 00:50:58,899
Get away!
368
00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:04,236
Behave yourself. Let's team up
and give them a good show.
369
00:51:44,616 --> 00:51:47,954
- He's molesting her.
- Avert your eyes.
370
00:51:48,035 --> 00:51:51,702
Mr Pao, how dare they do this!
371
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:55,291
We must stop this
immoral display at once!
372
00:52:01,598 --> 00:52:03,757
Don't be afraid.
373
00:52:10,834 --> 00:52:12,903
FENG'S A PIG...
374
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,628
...A PIG-TAILED FATHER
375
00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:25,357
...OF A GLORIOUS BOY
376
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:31,743
They're such nice boys.
377
00:52:33,072 --> 00:52:36,411
- Congratulations.
- This is for you.
378
00:52:36,491 --> 00:52:39,929
Thank you, auntie.
Dad sends his regards.
379
00:52:40,009 --> 00:52:46,136
Thank you...
Look how considerate they are.
380
00:52:50,564 --> 00:52:52,074
Dizzy?
381
00:52:52,573 --> 00:52:54,862
Sister, I'm okay now.
382
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:19,869
It's some silk fowl pills!
383
00:53:19,949 --> 00:53:26,406
- It's Yee Lung's own recipe.
- It's so big! How do you swallow it?
384
00:53:26,507 --> 00:53:30,765
Silly girl, a bigger dose
has a bigger effect.
385
00:53:30,885 --> 00:53:36,311
Tin Lung said that after childbirth,
you must build up your strength.
386
00:53:36,391 --> 00:53:42,608
He's really a good and kind man,
unlike that father of yours.
387
00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:47,956
Mum... Yee Lung
said they have four cows now.
388
00:53:48,046 --> 00:53:50,884
- Ask him to speak to father.
- But dad...
389
00:53:50,964 --> 00:53:55,383
- Dad wants ten cows!
- When can they get married?
390
00:53:55,473 --> 00:54:01,520
Your dad will agree now he has a son.
Tell Yee Lung to visit.
391
00:54:38,302 --> 00:54:40,551
Uncle!
392
00:54:40,641 --> 00:54:44,318
- What are you doing here?
- So good to see you.
393
00:54:44,398 --> 00:54:47,487
- We have the cows.
- Skinny ones...
394
00:54:47,577 --> 00:54:53,664
Never mind, come in.
Tai Feng, Yee Feng, serve the tea.
395
00:54:53,754 --> 00:54:57,372
You must talk with
your future father-in-law.
396
00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:59,082
Uncle.
397
00:54:59,172 --> 00:55:03,919
Uncle, it's about the marriage
of your two daughters...
398
00:55:04,019 --> 00:55:10,536
Four skinny cows for my daughters!
The deal is not fair at all.
399
00:55:10,615 --> 00:55:14,454
What? You promised that
if I gave you a dragon...
400
00:55:14,534 --> 00:55:16,333
- I'm not selling them cheap.
- You...
401
00:55:16,413 --> 00:55:17,792
Mr Pao!
402
00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:24,169
- Mr Ma, so good to see you.
- I'm here on business. Ah Au!
403
00:55:24,259 --> 00:55:29,096
- Father-in-law!
- Wait! You're not my son-in-law.
404
00:55:29,096 --> 00:55:36,034
Oh, he soon will be. I have a gift
of ten strong cows waiting outside.
405
00:55:37,322 --> 00:55:40,321
Well... please be seated.
406
00:55:40,401 --> 00:55:45,838
Mr Mau, It's true. Tai Feng
and your son make a good couple.
407
00:55:47,757 --> 00:55:51,975
Tai Feng is my future mother,
how dare you!
408
00:55:52,065 --> 00:55:56,803
I don't dare!
Dad, it's not her I want!
409
00:55:56,903 --> 00:56:01,950
Ah Au will be 20 this August
and Tai Feng...
410
00:56:02,030 --> 00:56:06,449
How about Yee Feng?
Yee Feng is not 20 yet.
411
00:56:06,539 --> 00:56:11,436
- How dare you steal my girl!
- I wouldn't dare!
412
00:56:11,516 --> 00:56:18,242
- Father-in-law, I want to marry her.
- So it's me you want?
413
00:56:19,612 --> 00:56:23,750
First you must ask
my friend's permission.
414
00:56:23,830 --> 00:56:29,068
- Mr Pao, that...
- Surely he would fight for her hand?
415
00:56:29,168 --> 00:56:33,346
- Lf you lose, you marry him.
- I agree.
416
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:48,838
If I must fight a mere girl,
I can at least allow you to go first.
417
00:57:00,562 --> 00:57:03,640
- A hungry dog eats shit.
- I slipped.
418
00:57:11,616 --> 00:57:15,714
- What should I do?
- He can't even help himself.
419
00:57:19,713 --> 00:57:21,632
Thanks for the tip.
420
00:57:32,657 --> 00:57:34,036
Ah Au!
421
00:57:36,374 --> 00:57:43,961
Again Wu Tang is superior to Shaolin.
Ah Au uses the wrong style.
422
00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:49,309
- I'm just not good enough.
- Then go practise for a decade.
423
00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:53,267
- By then, you'll be too old.
- She's no good as a wife.
424
00:57:53,367 --> 00:57:57,315
- You want a nice, gentle girl. Come!
- Give me the staff.
425
00:57:58,544 --> 00:58:00,413
- What do you want?
- I want her.
426
00:58:01,463 --> 00:58:06,120
- Not you, I want her!
- Yee Lung, don't!
427
00:58:06,210 --> 00:58:09,248
You want her hand? Okay!
428
00:58:09,348 --> 00:58:13,306
But we have rules.
Ten cows for Tai Feng.
429
00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:17,624
Good fighting skills
for San Feng. And Yee Feng...
430
00:58:17,705 --> 00:58:20,373
- Anything!
- Can you sing?
431
00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:23,872
- Sing...?
- She's a song bird.
432
00:58:23,952 --> 00:58:27,300
He husband must sing
better than she can.
433
00:58:27,380 --> 00:58:32,208
- You... You...
- He can't even talk!
434
00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:35,506
- You want to put us off?
- What if I do?
435
00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:38,675
I'll take her hand in marriage!
436
00:58:38,824 --> 00:58:42,872
- Come on!
- Sun Lung, that's enough!
437
00:58:43,082 --> 00:58:47,260
- Let's go!
- Tin Lung, Yee Lung!
438
00:58:48,710 --> 00:58:51,598
- Master?
- Those boys are with your girls.
439
00:59:05,571 --> 00:59:08,060
I'm over here!
440
00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:34,907
"By the riverside there lived a goat,
an elephant and a monkey."
441
00:59:35,007 --> 00:59:37,926
It's a monkey!
442
00:59:39,885 --> 00:59:42,913
Make sure it's tight -
and no peeking!
443
00:59:43,732 --> 00:59:48,141
"A blind man and his wife
fell into the water..."
444
01:00:06,271 --> 01:00:08,901
Fat Feng is right behind you.
445
01:00:22,673 --> 01:00:25,682
You have to guess!
446
01:00:25,762 --> 01:00:28,790
- It's Wu Feng.
- Wrong! I'm here.
447
01:00:52,939 --> 01:00:56,647
Got you! Little bastard...
448
01:01:01,085 --> 01:01:05,333
I'll kill you if you cross the river again.
449
01:01:05,412 --> 01:01:09,031
You have stomach ache
if you have to practise Wu Tang-
450
01:01:09,121 --> 01:01:13,179
- but you let them feel you up!
451
01:01:14,018 --> 01:01:18,657
Bottoms in the air! Quickly now!
452
01:01:18,736 --> 01:01:23,704
In all these years, I've never
had to punish you properly.
453
01:01:23,784 --> 01:01:29,411
It's shameful!
You cheap little punks never learn.
454
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,590
- Does it hurt much?
- No.
455
01:01:31,670 --> 01:01:34,428
Dad hasn't a lot of strength.
456
01:01:38,017 --> 01:01:42,334
- Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.
- Higher!
457
01:01:52,719 --> 01:01:55,828
Tell them, how does it feel?
458
01:01:56,677 --> 01:02:01,145
Sore... burning... painful!
459
01:02:01,266 --> 01:02:03,174
Do you deserve it?
460
01:02:03,264 --> 01:02:06,233
- No!
- So, excuses now!
461
01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:11,360
Dad, they were trying to help!
They want you to marry Tai Feng.
462
01:02:11,450 --> 01:02:17,297
I know, but you can't
force things like that.
463
01:02:17,387 --> 01:02:23,474
Even without a mother, we have
managed well for ten years.
464
01:02:23,554 --> 01:02:29,232
All the Shaolin masters
went without women.
465
01:02:29,322 --> 01:02:32,520
We'll also give them up.
466
01:02:34,999 --> 01:02:38,837
Praise be to Buddha!
467
01:02:40,836 --> 01:02:45,664
No meat or wine for this Buddhist.
468
01:02:47,273 --> 01:02:49,902
A bald head glows in the dark!
469
01:02:51,691 --> 01:02:56,408
No need to wash or comb,
so easy to care for!
470
01:03:01,127 --> 01:03:05,504
Monkey head, monkey brains,
just like a baby's bottom!
471
01:03:08,422 --> 01:03:10,811
He's a bald-headed thief!
472
01:03:14,649 --> 01:03:19,368
"A monk must renounce
the world of desire."
473
01:03:19,498 --> 01:03:21,986
Do you still have desires?
474
01:03:22,955 --> 01:03:27,003
I won't shave my head!
I won't become a monk.
475
01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:29,082
- Yee Lung!
- I will marry Yee Feng!
476
01:03:29,182 --> 01:03:31,582
You're stupid as a pig!
477
01:03:31,672 --> 01:03:35,519
Pao won't allow it, so why get angry?
478
01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:38,089
- Give it up.
- I refuse!
479
01:03:38,198 --> 01:03:42,067
- I won't betray my woman, like you!
- How... how dare you?!
480
01:03:42,157 --> 01:03:45,825
- Don't talk to dad like that.
- We'll beat you!
481
01:03:45,915 --> 01:03:48,953
Don't call me uncle again!
482
01:03:50,802 --> 01:03:52,541
Dad, uncle, he...
483
01:03:52,631 --> 01:03:58,139
He always loses his temper and
runs away, but only as far as the cave.
484
01:04:21,777 --> 01:04:24,016
Uncle!
485
01:04:25,405 --> 01:04:29,194
Monks have no relatives.
So don't call me uncle!
486
01:04:30,953 --> 01:04:34,740
He's so headstrong!
No wonder Yee likes him.
487
01:04:34,830 --> 01:04:40,468
Why be headstrong,
when you don' t know what to do?
488
01:04:40,767 --> 01:04:42,916
- Meaning what?
- Uncle, look!
489
01:04:45,396 --> 01:04:48,284
- What is it?
- You tell me.
490
01:04:48,364 --> 01:04:50,573
It's a circle and a girl.
491
01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:53,331
- What's she doing?
- Dancing.
492
01:04:53,461 --> 01:04:58,030
It's the moon and the fairy.
Don't you get it, stupid?
493
01:04:58,129 --> 01:05:02,587
You really are the dumbest person
I've ever met!
494
01:05:02,677 --> 01:05:07,724
- So I'm stupid.
- Yee loves you being so dumb!
495
01:05:07,804 --> 01:05:09,194
What next?
496
01:05:35,401 --> 01:05:38,770
- Who is it?
- It's me.
497
01:05:39,949 --> 01:05:44,047
- Who are you?
- Your new maid.
498
01:05:44,127 --> 01:05:47,575
When I practise,
no one may enter. Go!
499
01:05:47,715 --> 01:05:49,964
Yes, master.
500
01:06:03,947 --> 01:06:07,045
- Who is it?
- The maid.
501
01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:08,705
You're...
502
01:06:09,585 --> 01:06:14,832
Uncle wants to elope.
Hurry up, before it's too late!
503
01:06:36,891 --> 01:06:40,939
Sister, where are you going so late?
504
01:06:41,678 --> 01:06:45,467
Sister, I beg you, please let me go.
505
01:06:45,567 --> 01:06:50,914
No! You're going to elope. It's forbidden!
506
01:06:52,173 --> 01:06:56,672
Pao has ruined one sister's life.
Will you do the same?
507
01:06:56,762 --> 01:07:01,509
Will you obey him and marry
someone you don't love?!
508
01:07:03,149 --> 01:07:05,218
Get going, both of you!
509
01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:08,226
Thank you, sister.
510
01:07:09,066 --> 01:07:13,943
The sinners are escaping.
Don't let them get away!
511
01:07:14,043 --> 01:07:16,581
Hurry up and go!
512
01:07:26,607 --> 01:07:31,234
You used to have
a mean look about you-
513
01:07:31,314 --> 01:07:35,412
- but tonight you look very lovely.
514
01:07:35,492 --> 01:07:39,580
- Don't flatter me.
- There's two of them!
515
01:07:40,330 --> 01:07:43,169
- Go now!
- We both love our families.
516
01:07:43,248 --> 01:07:48,806
- We'll share the same fate.
- You and me together? No way!
517
01:07:51,404 --> 01:07:56,243
- Go now! You've got me in trouble.
- I'll repay you one day.
518
01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:06,007
- You... Look what you've done!
- We must punish her.
519
01:08:09,885 --> 01:08:11,595
Brother Sun Lung!
520
01:08:16,653 --> 01:08:22,449
- She isn't a woman made of water.
- What is she made of?
521
01:08:22,539 --> 01:08:27,337
- Spirit.
- That's true... The righteous spirit.
522
01:08:27,927 --> 01:08:30,336
On your knees!
523
01:08:30,475 --> 01:08:37,273
You are the village leader and
your daughter has broken village law.
524
01:08:37,353 --> 01:08:41,110
You must punish her
according to custom.
525
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:48,207
I am a righteous man,
I will submit to the law of the village.
526
01:08:48,287 --> 01:08:51,756
She let the couple escape by water.
527
01:08:51,846 --> 01:08:55,303
The punishment is death by drowning.
528
01:09:01,490 --> 01:09:04,449
San Feng, my daughter!
529
01:09:05,819 --> 01:09:11,166
Give me back my daughter!
Please don't kill my child.
530
01:09:11,246 --> 01:09:16,673
It's the law. If she is alive
after the incense has burned down-
531
01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:18,263
- she will be released. Proceed!
532
01:09:21,071 --> 01:09:24,600
- Begin!
- Sir, it's time!
533
01:09:25,619 --> 01:09:32,045
Pao Sen Feng's not human!
He has no feelings!
534
01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:34,004
San Feng is innocent!
535
01:09:34,084 --> 01:09:36,043
FREE SAN FENG
536
01:09:47,229 --> 01:09:53,775
- Kid, do you really want to die?!
- Let her go! I'm responsible.
537
01:09:54,794 --> 01:10:00,911
Because of you, Yee Feng left
and San Feng is lying here!
538
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:07,309
- Why did you come?
- I said we'd share the same fate.
539
01:10:09,438 --> 01:10:12,636
Your wish is about to come true.
540
01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:14,945
Master, we're ready.
541
01:10:16,694 --> 01:10:20,462
- I'll see you in the Sea Palace.
- Sun Lung!
542
01:10:37,863 --> 01:10:39,602
Wait!
543
01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:54,926
Come help!
544
01:11:15,725 --> 01:11:21,072
- Pao Seng Feng isn't human.
- San Feng is innocent!
545
01:11:44,811 --> 01:11:48,909
San Feng... Give back my child!
546
01:11:48,989 --> 01:11:51,407
Save my child, do it!
547
01:12:02,523 --> 01:12:05,691
- Dad's here...
- Dad.
548
01:12:06,150 --> 01:12:10,158
Chicken soup with ginseng
is a tonic for women.
549
01:12:10,238 --> 01:12:12,997
You don't mind
that I saved San Feng?
550
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:21,323
Remember, you must not drink this -
it's too strong for men.
551
01:12:22,382 --> 01:12:24,052
Yes, dad.
552
01:12:52,518 --> 01:12:57,826
Chicken soup with ginseng.
Drink it while it's still hot.
553
01:12:59,995 --> 01:13:01,373
You try some.
554
01:13:01,463 --> 01:13:06,172
Dad says it's good for women,
but too strong for men.
555
01:13:08,131 --> 01:13:14,178
- Thank you for saving my life.
- I said we'd share the same fate.
556
01:13:14,268 --> 01:13:21,194
I believed my father when
he said you were bad people.
557
01:13:21,274 --> 01:13:25,781
- I was prejudiced against you.
- But not now?
558
01:13:27,790 --> 01:13:32,769
In fact, you don't look
like such a bad guy at all.
559
01:13:32,849 --> 01:13:39,275
- Anyway, I cheated over the kung fu.
- I planned to teach you.
560
01:13:39,355 --> 01:13:43,114
But I'd teased you
and I threw you in the river.
561
01:13:43,193 --> 01:13:46,571
I slashed your trousers.
562
01:13:48,540 --> 01:13:53,089
- You want to learn Wu Tang sword?
- Show me now.
563
01:13:53,169 --> 01:13:56,267
So you planned this too...
564
01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:06,282
San Feng is still alive!
Sun Lung has hidden her in a cave.
565
01:14:29,791 --> 01:14:32,539
San Feng... San Feng!
566
01:14:33,668 --> 01:14:39,705
- You've seduced my daughter.
- I just wanted to save her life!
567
01:14:39,805 --> 01:14:44,184
- San Feng, come with me!
- I can't let him harm you.
568
01:14:44,264 --> 01:14:48,821
Nonsense, she's my daughter!
This is none of your business.
569
01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:53,449
- A monster doesn't deserve children.
- Damn you!
570
01:15:16,907 --> 01:15:20,446
- Who taught you that style?
- It was me.
571
01:15:22,495 --> 01:15:28,761
You've given away the family treasure.
You are shameless!
572
01:15:28,851 --> 01:15:30,591
Here I come!
573
01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:34,948
- Don't go, he'll kill you!
- You're first on my list!
574
01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:46,633
Dad, watch out!
575
01:16:00,536 --> 01:16:02,935
Sun Lung, take care!
576
01:16:29,003 --> 01:16:30,371
- I'll teach you...
- Hold it!
577
01:16:30,591 --> 01:16:32,380
Don't move!
578
01:16:33,251 --> 01:16:36,139
- Dad...
- Unhand me!
579
01:16:36,229 --> 01:16:42,396
- Beg forgiveness now!
- I don't think I could give it. Come!
580
01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:44,974
No!
581
01:16:45,185 --> 01:16:48,613
- Sun Lung!
- San Feng will be killed!
582
01:16:49,323 --> 01:16:55,159
Sun Lung, this is between me
and my family. Dad, I'll go with you.
583
01:17:04,066 --> 01:17:08,943
You taught us to be righteous.
San Feng will die and you...
584
01:17:09,023 --> 01:17:12,731
- Have you finished?
- You let Pao walk over you!
585
01:17:12,831 --> 01:17:15,200
Because you're weak. You're pathetic...
586
01:17:17,588 --> 01:17:22,876
Tai Feng has waited ten years because
you have no guts. Now, San Feng...
587
01:17:26,894 --> 01:17:31,732
Come on... Let's go home.
588
01:17:34,661 --> 01:17:39,128
I love Tai Feng, but I love you more.
589
01:17:58,578 --> 01:18:04,955
- Dad can't sleep.
- He has no company at night.
590
01:18:05,045 --> 01:18:07,595
- So sad.
- So sad.
591
01:18:07,675 --> 01:18:10,852
- No one sleeps with me either.
- Don't be an idiot.
592
01:18:10,932 --> 01:18:13,891
Yeah... Idiot.
593
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:23,476
In two days it's his birthday.
We'll have a surprise party for him!
594
01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:31,223
A man of his age
needs nourishing food.
595
01:18:31,302 --> 01:18:34,551
Already his hair has fallen out.
596
01:18:34,651 --> 01:18:37,100
- It's because of us.
- It's true.
597
01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:43,397
We'll have a real feast, with
snake, wild cat and chicken!
598
01:18:44,237 --> 01:18:49,064
- I'll catch the wild cats.
- We'll get the wild chicken!
599
01:18:49,164 --> 01:18:51,623
- And me?
- Snakes, of course.
600
01:18:51,713 --> 01:18:53,422
I hate them!
601
01:18:54,542 --> 01:18:59,019
I can't wait any longer!
When do we take action?
602
01:18:59,099 --> 01:19:02,397
If I don't have
a woman soon, I'll explode!
603
01:19:02,487 --> 01:19:07,116
- We must be patient.
- We can't stand it!
604
01:19:07,205 --> 01:19:10,283
Boss, I know Pao very well now.
605
01:19:10,363 --> 01:19:16,890
If we abduct Pao's baby...
The kids of Shaolin will all die!
606
01:19:24,766 --> 01:19:26,146
Fish!
607
01:19:29,455 --> 01:19:31,444
Snake!
608
01:19:34,002 --> 01:19:40,209
- It bit me, I'm dying.
- Stop crying.
609
01:19:40,299 --> 01:19:42,848
- Come on.
- I can't.
610
01:19:42,928 --> 01:19:46,176
- Five more steps and I'm dead!
- Come on!
611
01:19:50,195 --> 01:19:53,863
- You've moved ten paces.
- I'm still alive!
612
01:19:53,993 --> 01:19:59,839
It's just a water-snake, silly.
Its fangs carry no poison.
613
01:19:59,919 --> 01:20:02,059
You're so clever!
614
01:20:20,159 --> 01:20:22,829
He looks so strange.
615
01:20:22,909 --> 01:20:26,877
- Who is he?
- He's an Indian snake-charmer.
616
01:20:57,101 --> 01:21:00,620
Why is he going to the cave?
617
01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:03,418
There must be snakes inside!
618
01:22:35,663 --> 01:22:37,732
It's moving...
619
01:22:48,927 --> 01:22:50,517
Pao's kid?
620
01:23:06,468 --> 01:23:08,088
You're dead!
621
01:23:08,477 --> 01:23:10,957
Sun Lung, come on, quickly!
622
01:23:17,274 --> 01:23:19,153
Brother!
623
01:23:35,645 --> 01:23:38,563
Yee Lung, come quickly!
624
01:24:44,511 --> 01:24:48,978
I say look after your brother
and you go to the toilet!
625
01:24:49,058 --> 01:24:53,327
- Do I need a timetable to pee?
- Why you...
626
01:24:53,407 --> 01:24:57,024
- I couldn't wait.
- I should strangle you!
627
01:24:57,114 --> 01:25:01,833
- What have we done to deserve this?
- Leave me be!
628
01:25:01,913 --> 01:25:05,380
No! Rewrite it. Not just ten cows.
629
01:25:05,470 --> 01:25:10,109
Offer my land and daughters
for my son's return.
630
01:25:11,357 --> 01:25:16,246
Master, why does Buddha
punish me like this?
631
01:25:16,325 --> 01:25:21,542
Sir, it is your son's fate
to be menaced by evil people.
632
01:25:21,622 --> 01:25:25,381
- Who would dare such a thing?
- Young master is home!
633
01:25:28,470 --> 01:25:30,209
My baby boy!
634
01:25:39,204 --> 01:25:41,413
Why have you got my son?
635
01:25:41,533 --> 01:25:45,861
- The kidnapper was in the cave.
- We saved him.
636
01:25:45,961 --> 01:25:50,759
How fortunate...
Tell me what you want as a reward!
637
01:25:50,849 --> 01:25:54,636
To help the needy
is the duty of Shaolin monks.
638
01:25:54,726 --> 01:25:58,895
- So, you don't want anything?
- Yes, we do!
639
01:25:58,975 --> 01:26:06,041
- Here's our chance.
- A reward of cows, gold and girls...
640
01:26:07,161 --> 01:26:12,088
- Dad's been so loney.
- And Uncle Yee...
641
01:26:13,508 --> 01:26:19,884
As you insist... Keep the cows and gold,
but we want Tai Feng and Yee Feng.
642
01:26:19,974 --> 01:26:24,552
- And...
- And? Just tell me what you want!
643
01:26:26,111 --> 01:26:31,328
- The Wu Tang sword skills!
- You're deaming!
644
01:26:32,748 --> 01:26:36,626
Just as I suspected...
this is more dirty tricks.
645
01:26:37,765 --> 01:26:39,474
You dare trick me?!
646
01:26:39,564 --> 01:26:45,022
Sir, you let them stay on your land
and they repay you with evil.
647
01:26:49,530 --> 01:26:51,159
So, it's you, is it?
648
01:26:52,908 --> 01:26:54,458
Get back!
649
01:26:54,578 --> 01:26:58,456
If you don't kick them out,
Buddha will be mad.
650
01:26:58,546 --> 01:27:05,172
Tell your father to leave my land.
I never want to see any of you again!
651
01:27:05,282 --> 01:27:09,860
We'll leave and never return.
652
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:12,869
Happy journey.
653
01:27:15,198 --> 01:27:18,296
Boss-eyes, don't think you're smart.
654
01:27:37,956 --> 01:27:43,173
- Sister, they're leaving.
- And Yee Feng's already gone.
655
01:28:38,316 --> 01:28:42,105
Let's have fun with Pao's daughters!
656
01:28:42,195 --> 01:28:46,203
Then we'll take care of the Shaolin kids!
657
01:28:59,046 --> 01:29:00,716
Back into the house!
658
01:29:00,846 --> 01:29:05,103
Once we've killed the old man,
all this is ours. Kill him!
659
01:29:33,819 --> 01:29:35,449
Pao, help Sai Feng!
660
01:30:01,626 --> 01:30:03,276
Dad!
661
01:30:08,642 --> 01:30:10,861
Pao, be careful!
662
01:30:16,778 --> 01:30:18,937
Get out now!
663
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:37,789
Pao, take care!
664
01:32:24,096 --> 01:32:28,144
- Chain-mail armour...
- A surprise for you!
665
01:32:39,959 --> 01:32:44,267
- How do you know Wu Tang sword?
- Don't you recognise me?
666
01:32:44,347 --> 01:32:46,056
So it's you!
667
01:32:57,070 --> 01:33:01,819
Wu Tang sword is mighty,
but you're too old.
668
01:33:31,963 --> 01:33:34,682
What are you doing back here?
669
01:33:34,762 --> 01:33:38,770
Shaolin and Wu Tang
work best together against scum!
670
01:34:34,743 --> 01:34:38,281
Pretty! You'll be my concubine.
671
01:34:55,073 --> 01:34:58,191
- You!
- I hoped you'd changed...
672
01:34:58,292 --> 01:35:01,410
But it seems you're still up to evil.
673
01:35:23,579 --> 01:35:26,617
Take care of sister.
This bastard's mine!
674
01:37:30,068 --> 01:37:35,615
- He's got an iron neck!
- Never mind that. Watch this!
675
01:38:42,402 --> 01:38:45,111
We've got him!
676
01:40:49,091 --> 01:40:51,579
"Moon in the sea".
677
01:40:59,186 --> 01:41:04,403
Throw him in! One, two, three...
678
01:41:10,950 --> 01:41:16,847
Sun Lung we... We've won the battle!
679
01:41:16,937 --> 01:41:22,524
Tin Lung, you've saved my family.
How can I ever repay you? I...
680
01:41:22,604 --> 01:41:28,701
- Uncle... Let my dad marry Tai Feng.
- Don't forget uncle!
681
01:41:28,791 --> 01:41:32,330
Oh, well, just give me those four cows...
682
01:41:32,420 --> 01:41:35,617
Hurray! Dad has a wife
and we have a mother!
683
01:41:35,707 --> 01:41:41,385
Your adopted sons will make
wonderful husbands one day!
684
01:41:41,475 --> 01:41:45,613
Auntie, we don't have any more cows...
685
01:41:45,693 --> 01:41:49,531
- How about an egg for each girl?
- It's a deal!
686
01:41:50,080 --> 01:41:54,248
Husband and wife, bow to each other.
687
01:42:06,802 --> 01:42:11,031
Bow to mother and father.
688
01:42:13,030 --> 01:42:17,667
Father, mother,
accept your sons' respect.
689
01:42:17,747 --> 01:42:20,166
First bow.
690
01:42:20,755 --> 01:42:23,164
Second bow.
691
01:42:23,305 --> 01:42:25,933
- Third bow.
- Good, good...
692
01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:36,898
- Today is a happy day, let them laugh.
- Go ahead.
54804
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romansh
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Tatar
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof