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[MURMURING]
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Write slip twice. Put money in the bag.
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Joe?
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Gina.
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Lucas, what are you doing in here?
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My life has reached its pinnacle.
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Joe's letting me close the store tonight.
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- You're kidding.
- I am not.
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Big responsibility, Lucas.
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Yes. But Joe's rules are extremely simple:
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Count money twice...
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...keep my hands off of his beer...
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...cigars...
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...and drumsticks.
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My, my, how will you remember it all?
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Good luck. Don't screw it up.
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A responsibility like this
requires the obedience of a saint.
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"Music Town franchise option agreement"?
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They've gotta be kidding.
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In the immortal words of The Doors:
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"The time to hesitate is through."
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[COINS TINKLING]
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Hey.
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MAN 1:
No more bets.
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Twenty-two.
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MAN 1:
Twenty-two black.
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WOMAN:
Who was that guy?
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MAN 1:
Craps! End of roll! New roller!
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Place your bets, please,
ladies and gentlemen. Get your bets down.
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We have a high roller.
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$9,104. I counted it. Twice.
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I like your style.
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Well, Joe told me to count it twice.
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No more bets, please, ladies and gentlemen.
Put your bets down. Put your bets down.
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So do I just throw it and get a seven?
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- That would be very good, sir.
- Feeling lucky?
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I'm guided by a force
much greater than luck.
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Seven! A winner!
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- Baby, you are sex.
- I know.
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MAN 1:
Same lucky shooter.
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Get your bets down, please.
Hot shooter on the line.
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You know what? Let it ride.
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CROWD:
Oh.
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Hot dice coming out.
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That's an $18,000 bet.
Sure you know what you're doing, kid?
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I know this: That if I win this roll...
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...I will save the place that I work
from being sold...
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...and the jobs of my friends that work there.
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Thus striking a blow at all that is evil...
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...and making this world
a better place to live in.
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- Huh?
MAN 2: What?
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And I'll buy you guys a drink.
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Hey, party. Okay.
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MAN 1:
No more bets, please. Get your bets down.
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Joe...
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...this one's for you.
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- Two. Craps. End of roll.
ALL: Oh.
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You know something? You used to be cute.
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And you used to have $9,000.
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I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.
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A.J:
Lucas? Hey, Lucas.
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Lucas. Hey, Lucas.
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What the hell are you doing here, man?
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Something happened to me last night
in Atlantic City.
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Oh, you went to Atlantic City?
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Wow. Did you win anything?
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No, I did not win.
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So if you guys ever wonder
if it was nice to know you...
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...I tell you now that it was.
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Shit, man, what happened?
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What happened?
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I do not regret the things I've done,
but those I did not do.
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Lucas, how much?
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How much?
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Shit. Okay.
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MARK: What do you mean by "shit," man?
What's up, huh?
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Well, Lucas doesn't have any money,
and Joe let him close the store last night.
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Yeah? So?
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Heh, heh. Oh. Heh.
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I guess he didn't live up
to the responsibility of the position. Heh.
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No, not the full responsibility.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Uh-oh. Shut up.
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Hey, what's up, Joe?
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Hey, Joe. Heh.
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What's up with the boss threads, man?
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- Frigging Rex Manning Day.
MARK: Mm, what's up with the hostility, Joe?
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A.J. [SINGING]:
Say no more, mon amour
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Lips are for kissing, baby
Je t'adore
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Mwah. Heh.
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Mark.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- Phone.
MARK: Oh, phone, right.
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Empire Records,
open till midnight. This is Mark.
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Yeah. Hey, it's the bank.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Yeah, it's Joe.
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- Are you sure?
- Empire.
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- It should be.
- Sorry. Uh, heh.
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Empire Records, this is Mark.
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I don't know. I'll have to check.
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- It's the boss.
- Give me a sec, please.
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Yeah, Mitch. Mitch, Mitch,
will you stop yelling, please?
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What is wrong, Joe?
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Joe, what is it?
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Argh. Lucas? No way. Come on.
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- Aw...
- Here he comes.
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Damn it, Lucas!
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What's the matter, Joe?
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- Surprise!
GINA: What? What is it?
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Happy Rex Manning Day.
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When did you have time to make these?
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Dad says there are 24 usable hours
in every day. Thank you.
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You absolutely amaze me. You are a nerd.
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That's me. Heh, heh.
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GINA: All right, so...
COREY: So?
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- So?
- So.
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So today...
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...I will offer myself to Rex Manning.
- All right!
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- Yes!
- I love you.
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No, like this.
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Get your tongue off my record.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Do you think Rex is the right guy
for my first time?
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Oh.
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I think he's perfect for you, Corey.
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- Hey, Joe.
- Yeah.
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I need to ask your advice.
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You know a lot about love and women...
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...and that sort of thing.
- Oh, yeah.
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My wife left me for another woman, and
my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint.
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- Does this qualify me?
- Oh, yeah, definitely.
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Look, Joe, I've decided that today is the day
that I'm gonna tell Corey how I feel about her.
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JOE:
Uh-huh.
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No, I know what you're thinking,
but I really am.
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I mean, I've been working here off and on
for five years, man.
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So I've gotta tell her how I feel,
you know? I gotta tell her that I...
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Well, you know, that I...
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- Love her.
- Yeah.
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Now, how do I do that?
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You say, "I love you."
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What do you want, written instructions?
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- If I find that kid, I swear I'm gonna kill him.
- Okay.
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- I'll tell her this morning.
- Good.
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- By noon. Definitely.
- Great.
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- No, by noon or 1.
- Uh-huh.
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By 1:37 exactly, Joe.
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- Well, good luck.
- Well, thank you.
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BOTH [SINGING]: Don't be sad, girl
Just be glad, girl
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You're not a bad girl
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Oh, God, remember the first time he sang it
on The Family Way.
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- Yeah.
- I got so excited I almost choked on a pretzel.
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- Don't go in there.
- Happy Rex Manning Day!
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I got something to tell you.
Both of you. It's really crazy news.
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Come on, Lucas, pick up the phone.
Pick it up.
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Come on, buckethead!
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Hi, Joe.
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- Does Joe know?
- Nope, so just act normal.
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- Hi, Joe.
A.J: What's up, Joe?
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GINA: What's new, Joe?
COREY: How you doing?
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- Damn!
GINA: Okay.
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A.J:
Lucky green. Come on.
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Let's see who goes first. I got a brown!
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Anybody got brown?
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- Brown.
- No.
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Orange.
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- Oh, shit.
GINA: Oh, no.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[QUEEN SARAH SATURDAYS' "SEEMS"
PLAYING]
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Nothing left to sing about this time
It's over now
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The word is out
It hit the polls
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Claimed a place among the rest
Of today's new things
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And last night's shows
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The have-you-heards
and the did-you-knows
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But I've got my place
Will you be still
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And try to keep from buying?
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But it seems I never get enough of me
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Seems I never get enough of me
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Seems I never get enough of me
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Seems I never get enough of me
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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MARK:
Hey.
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- What you doing, man?
- Exercising my veto, man.
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It's only 9:00.
You sure you want to do that?
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Mark, listening to this crap
is guaranteed to make you sterile.
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MARK:
Maybe I want to be sterile.
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Corey, what are you doing here?
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Calculus. I hate it, but my dad says
I've gotta get an A.
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No, I mean, you know you're not on
until this afternoon, right?
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Heh. Joe, it's Rex Manning Day.
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Rex Manning Day.
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Oh, Rexy, you're so sexy.
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[SINGING] You call me on my carphone
With that je ne sais quoi
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You say you need a little
Of my ooh-la-la
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I know you get lonely
In your canopy bed
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But say no more, baby
I'll be running every red
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Say no more, mon amour
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Here's how you do it.
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I'll bring my loving right to your front door
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Here I come, baby
Je t'adore
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Lips are for kissing, baby
So say no more
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JOE:
Could you please not sing, Mark?
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You know what, Joe?
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One of these days,
I'm gonna show you little people.
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Well, on that day,
I'll jump out of my wheelchair and do a dance.
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So how about today, huh?
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Rex Manning Day. Uh-oh.
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- Mark.
MARK: Lucas.
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JOE: Lucas.
- Joe.
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- Where's the money?
- Joe, the money is gone.
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Yeah, I know it's gone.
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- Where's it gone to?
- Atlantic City.
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- Atlantic City.
- Yeah.
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Is it coming back from Atlantic City?
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Heh. Uh, I don't think so, Joe.
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What's it doing in Atlantic City?
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Recirculating.
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Recirculating.
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[CLANGING AND TINKLING]
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Are you pissed off, Joe?
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- Lucas. Lucas.
- Joe. Joe.
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Lucas, listen to me.
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I told Mitchell Beck
that you forgot to deposit the money.
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I told Mitchell that the money was still here.
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Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City.
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I swear.
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Shut up.
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Shut up, sit down, and don't you move.
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- It could be in other cities by now.
- Oh, shut up!
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Under no circumstance do I want you
to leave that couch.
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Unless it's to get me $9000.
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And then you bring it here to me, okay?
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Joe, I think it's gonna be okay.
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What makes you think that?
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Who knows where thoughts come from?
They just appear.
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Mm-hm.
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What a moron.
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MAN: Are you Corey Mason?
- For me?
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- Mm-hm.
- Oh, wow, thank you.
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- Mm-hm. Later.
- Yeah, bye. Thank you.
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"To the number one in her class.
Harvard, 1999.
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Make me proud. Love, Daddy."
That's sweet.
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God, nothing's ever enough for him, huh?
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Oh, no, I'm sure he didn't mean it like that.
No, I'm sure he didn't.
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WOMAN:
Excuse me.
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Hi. How are you today?
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All right.
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[MARK LAUGHING]
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Mm...
249
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,392
[KISSING NOISES]
250
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:20,728
[MOANS THEN CHUCKLES]
251
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,534
COREY:
Hi, Debra.
252
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,999
- She hates me.
- Yeah, she hates me too.
253
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,502
But I have enough sense to hate her back.
254
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,800
LUCAS: Good morning, Deb.
A.J: Hi, Deb.
255
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:57,807
[DOOR OPENS]
256
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,934
Lucas, are you in trouble?
257
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,936
Did you need the money?
258
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,314
If you are in trouble, you can talk to me.
You know that.
259
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:10,528
Joe, we're all in some kind of trouble.
Am I the only one who sees it?
260
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,697
You know, Deb's in trouble.
261
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,450
- And A.J.'s in trouble.
- A.J.'s not in trouble.
262
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:19,370
LUCAS: And Corey is in trouble.
- Corey's not in trouble, she's going to Harvard.
263
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,916
LUCAS: Mark's in trouble. Eddie's in trouble...
JOE: Hey, I'm the one who's in trouble here.
264
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:26,711
Every minute that goes by
and I don't call the cops...
265
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,546
...I look like a bigger banana head.
266
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:33,718
Joe, I can categorically say
that you are not a bigger banana head.
267
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,095
You screwed me, Lucas.
You know that, right?
268
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,472
What do you want me to do?
269
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:41,100
- Call Mitchell? Tell him I lied?
- It seems like a viable option.
270
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:46,022
I swear to God, if you are
fooling with me, I will kill you.
271
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,484
Hmm.
272
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:53,988
- A.J., I need another closer.
- Joe, I opened, man.
273
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,782
Come on, look, I wouldn't ask...
274
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,159
...but I have got no choice.
275
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,327
I can close.
276
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,790
Heh. Yeah, I can close. It's cool.
277
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:06,417
They just raised my rent,
so I could use the money.
278
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,294
Well, damn the man.
279
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,923
Oh, God, I am in hell!
280
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,280
[SHAVER WHIRRING]
281
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:40,887
Do you think it's possible for someone to be in
love with someone else and not even know it?
282
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:46,058
In this life,
there are nothing but possibilities.
283
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,519
Well, that's good.
284
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,105
Because I have to tell Corey
that I love her by 1:37.
285
00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,066
That's an excellent time.
286
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:00,072
[A.J. CHUCKLES]
287
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,282
Wow.
288
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,786
You did have hair
when you went in there, right?
289
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,998
Yeah, it's still in the sink
if you wanna glue it.
290
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,045
Hey, Lucas, is it true you
committed the perfect crime?
291
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,465
Not entirely perfect.
292
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,761
You see that, man?
293
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,350
Hey, Debra, wait a minute.
What's with you today?
294
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,477
- Bad hair day.
- No, I mean with this.
295
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,189
What is this, huh? What happened?
296
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:37,109
I went to rock 'n' roll heaven
and I wasn't on the guest list.
297
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,320
Now, please, move. I've gotta go to work.
298
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,782
No. Now you tell me what is going on.
299
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:47,495
I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet
Rex Manning. Now excuse me, I'm going.
300
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,872
Listen to me.
This isn't funny. I'm not joking.
301
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,750
I won't let you go
until you tell me what's going on.
302
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,795
- Mind your own business.
- She's fine.
303
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,089
She's amazing.
304
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,550
DEB:
Thank you.
305
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,054
A.J., she's in the store.
306
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,181
She's gonna be okay.
307
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,517
What's with you?
308
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:13,854
Yesterday you were normal, and today you're
like the Chinese guy from The Karate Kid.
309
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,691
What's with you today?
310
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:19,068
What's with "today" today?
311
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,738
I don't know.
312
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,449
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
313
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,868
COREY:
Oh. wow.
314
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,371
GINA:
Mm...
315
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,125
[CASH REGISTER WHIRRING]
316
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,252
Why'd you do that?
317
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,588
I'm just your typical nutty teenager
in America.
318
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:42,466
Oh, before you guys hear all about it...
319
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,886
That's supposed to be a joke, right?
320
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,222
No, you're the joke.
321
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,099
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
322
00:21:57,357 --> 00:22:00,526
Well, Sinead O'Rebellion...
323
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:04,030
...shock me, shock me, shock me
with that deviant behavior.
324
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:08,534
That is so clever. I swear to God,
you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
325
00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,703
You get smarter the shorter your hair gets.
326
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,331
- So probably a good thing you went with that.
- Yeah.
327
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,583
- It's a wonderful look for you, darling.
- Thank you.
328
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,002
[CASH REGISTER BEEPS
THEN WHIRRING]
329
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,881
[SUICIDAL TENDENCIES'
"I SHOT THE DEVIL" PLAYING]
330
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:23,674
[GRUNTING]
331
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,472
[ALL GRUNTING]
332
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,600
[SCREAMS]
333
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,773
Joe.
334
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,527
Joe.
335
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,367
I have to go to the bathroom.
336
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,787
Yeah, I want to report a robbery.
337
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,664
No, I will not hold...
338
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:58,751
[YELLING AND GRUNTING]
339
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,011
Excuse me. Ow.
340
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,263
Excuse me. Ow.
341
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,557
[ALARM BLARES THEN MUSIC STOPS]
342
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,893
- Veto!
- Hey, hey, hey.
343
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,353
What's up with that, Gina? Huh?
344
00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,940
You know it's too early.
It makes the customers all crazy-like.
345
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,109
That's the whole point.
346
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:25,111
- Eddie!
- What's up, dude?
347
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:27,196
I heard your music playing when I got in.
348
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,281
- That's pretty scary stuff.
- It was moshy.
349
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:33,160
And I'm glad to say that I made you a tape
last night for educational purposes.
350
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,998
Well, here's the deal. You start off
with a little classical music, a little Puppy.
351
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:41,127
And then you got some Shags
on there, and Residents...
352
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:44,088
...and a little Floyd, Zeppelin.
- Floyd is very cool.
353
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:48,884
Yeah, dude. Another very cool thing is,
I made you these.
354
00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:51,887
Now, they're my special recipe,
and you know what that means.
355
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,722
Lots of sugar.
356
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:57,184
Now, Mark, you gotta
understand something here.
357
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,770
This music is the glue of the world, Mark.
358
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,857
It holds it all together. Without this...
359
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:05,901
...life would be meaningless.
360
00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:08,446
Dude, have you heard about Lucas?
361
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,031
[MARK SCREAMING
AND EDDIE LAUGHING]
362
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,034
Hey, Lucas, man.
363
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:17,496
I heard you, like, went to Vegas
and, like, married a mobster's wife...
364
00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:20,499
...and now you've got a hit on you
and stuff. Is that true?
365
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,544
Not entirely true.
366
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,547
Oh. Well, Outlaw Man, we salute you.
367
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,466
- Thank you, Eddie.
- No problem.
368
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:31,385
GINA [OVER PA]: This song goes out to
our employee of the week, Lucas.
369
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,304
Oh, a little tribute, man.
370
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,598
[THE FLYING LIZARDS' "MONEY"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
371
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,892
The best things in life are free
372
00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:43,314
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money
373
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,317
That's what I want
374
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,861
GINA [OVER PA]:
Lucas wants money!
375
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,404
That's what I want
376
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,239
GINA:
Lots of money!
377
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,992
Joe's money!
378
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,622
Your love gives me such a thrill
379
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:01,790
Oops. It's Joe.
380
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:04,502
But your love won't pay my bills
I want money
381
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,465
That's what I want
382
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,426
That's what I want
383
00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:14,261
COREY:
What the hell's this, Joe?
384
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,766
"Rules and standards
for Music Town employee conduct"?
385
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:21,185
Put these in the boxes.
386
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:25,064
- Music Town? We're not a Music Town.
- No, we're not a Music Town...
387
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:27,816
...yet.
MARK: Isn't Music Town a chain, Joe?
388
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,611
"No gum chewing will be allowed
inside the store"?
389
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,614
- They're turning us into a Music Town?
- Why didn't you tell us?
390
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:37,117
- Because I was trying to stop it.
- What do you mean?
391
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:41,372
I got together enough money to make Mitch
an offer. He was gonna make me a partner.
392
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,333
- I could've bought him out eventually.
- You'd buy Empire?
393
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:47,836
- Well, that's a good thing, right? Heh.
- Wow, that'd be fantastic.
394
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:50,381
Do you think it's gonna happen now?
395
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,716
I have to pay for what Mr. Brilliant here did.
396
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:56,136
- It's over, kids, okay?
- Mitchell is the man, Joe.
397
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,514
Yeah, and "the man" calls all the shots.
398
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,432
Damn the man.
399
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:03,310
Let me explain it to you.
400
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:06,230
Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot...
401
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,775
...you're the screw-up, and we're all losers.
402
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,278
Welcome to Music Town.
403
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,116
[DOOR SLAMS]
404
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:22,830
"No visible tattoos."
405
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,291
"No revealing clothing."
406
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,668
We're both screwed.
407
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,795
At least you're used to it.
408
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,047
No, Debra, don't be bitter.
409
00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:37,678
Certainly with your ever-growing collection
of flesh-mutilating silver appendages...
410
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:41,682
...and your brand-new
neo-Nazi boot camp makeover...
411
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:46,061
...the boys will come running.
- Let's not fight, let's just rip.
412
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:52,234
But we mustn't dwell.
413
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:54,737
No, not today.
414
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,698
We can't!
415
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,284
[CHUCKLING]
416
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,204
Not on Rex Manning Day.
417
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,150
[CHUCKLES]
418
00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:37,029
Yeah!
419
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,907
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
420
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:54,004
[INAUDIBLE SINGING]
421
00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:24,118
Joe, is it okay if I leave the couch?
I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay?
422
00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:28,455
My ass has fallen asleep,
so I gotta go. I'm leaving.
423
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:41,677
[CHUCKLES]
424
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:45,431
- I guess you didn't leave the couch.
- Not the whole couch.
425
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,934
Oh.
I've decided I'm gonna start a band.
426
00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:51,311
- Really?
- Yeah.
427
00:28:51,771 --> 00:28:53,897
First thing you need is a name.
428
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:56,650
Then you'll know
what kind of band you've got.
429
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:57,818
[CHUCKLES]
430
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,903
Yeah, I know, I know.
431
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:02,489
I was kind of thinking about "Marc."
432
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:04,408
What do you think of that?
433
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,702
Is that with a C or with a K?
434
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:12,583
Well, my name is with...
435
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,918
...a K. Heh.
436
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:18,839
So I was thinking
maybe my band could be with a C...
437
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,592
...so that way it's like
that psychedelic trip thing.
438
00:29:22,385 --> 00:29:25,637
Always play with their minds.
439
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:35,063
- Nice selection.
- What?
440
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:40,944
- Help you with anything?
- No, I'm all right, thanks.
441
00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:43,363
- You like music?
- Yeah.
442
00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:44,823
Mm, me too.
443
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:49,328
- The fat man walks alone.
- What?
444
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:50,496
What's up?
445
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,582
What are you, some kind of weirdo?
446
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,211
It's a big coat you're wearing.
Lots of pocket room.
447
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:58,504
Yeah.
448
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:01,465
See you.
449
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,300
I'm sure I'll bump into you.
450
00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:08,138
Hey, watch it!
451
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,435
Shoplifter!
452
00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,367
WOMAN:
Hey!
453
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:34,122
Isn't it customary to leave the scene
after committing the crime?
454
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,374
Definitely an amateur.
455
00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:42,297
Attention, Rex Manning fans, to your left...
456
00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:46,176
...you will notice a shoplifter
being chased by the night manager, Lucas.
457
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,928
This young man will be caught...
458
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:52,224
...deep-fried in a vat of hot oil,
and served to our first 100 customers.
459
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:53,392
[GINA LAUGHS]
460
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:58,564
Just another tasty treat
from the gang at Empire Records.
461
00:31:09,951 --> 00:31:11,535
WARREN:
Oh!
462
00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,036
Shit.
463
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:18,959
He cut it too short.
464
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:22,296
JANE:
No, it's fine. Really, it's fabulous.
465
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,883
- Oh, God.
- What?
466
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,259
Look at this place.
467
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,928
Come on, Rex,
there is no gig too small, all right?
468
00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:34,057
Middle America buys your records. Now
come on. We got a lot of fans waiting in there.
469
00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:38,979
Yeah, this is Joe Reaves,
from the Empire Record store.
470
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:42,232
We have a shoplifter in custody.
471
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:43,692
Uh-huh.
472
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,152
How old are you?
473
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,613
Old enough to kick your butt
through your skull...
474
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,574
...and splatter your brains on the wall.
- He's a juvenile.
475
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,576
- No.
JOE: Thanks.
476
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,786
What's your name?
477
00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:56,538
Warren Beatty.
478
00:31:56,706 --> 00:31:58,624
Okay, Warren, stand up.
479
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:04,129
Hold these against your chest.
They'll take a photograph of you.
480
00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:08,467
- Why don't you go shove them up your ass?
- Because it would hurt a lot, Warren.
481
00:32:09,135 --> 00:32:11,303
- Take him over there.
- Okay.
482
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:18,352
And they said no revealing clothing,
didn't they?
483
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:23,231
I think Music Town is actually torn
on the revealing garment issue.
484
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:24,983
I think so.
485
00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:27,110
- Revealing clothing.
JOE: Gina.
486
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,446
[QUICKSAND'S "THORN IN MY SIDE"
PLAYING OVER STEREO]
487
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:30,614
JOE:
Gina.
488
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,199
[SCATTING]
489
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,955
- Gina. Gina.
GINA: Ha-ha-ha.
490
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:39,748
Ha!
491
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,541
GINA:
Yes.
492
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,335
Gina, would you please get dressed?
493
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:46,046
- No.
JOE: Corey, turn that down.
494
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:50,300
A.J., up on the roof. Fix the sign.
Lucas, take the photograph.
495
00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:54,179
- Music Town. I can handle Music Town.
JANE: Hello?
496
00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:56,848
[MUSIC STOPS]
497
00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,475
Oh.
498
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,355
Welcome to Music Town.
May I service you?
499
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,440
[LAUGHS]
500
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,486
Gina, get dressed. Corey, work.
501
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:13,031
- You must be Joe Reaves.
- Yeah, I'm Joe. You must be Jane.
502
00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:15,409
- Me, Joe. You, Jane.
- Shut up, Warren.
503
00:33:15,576 --> 00:33:19,079
- Heh. This is Rex Manning.
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
504
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:22,207
- We all love the new album.
- Good for you.
505
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,084
What's he doing here?
506
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:29,423
Let me introduce you to everybody.
This is Gina. This is Corey.
507
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,757
Lucas, A.J...
508
00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:33,593
...and, uh, Warren.
- Hi.
509
00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:35,887
I'm Rex. Great to be here.
510
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:38,974
I have all your albums.
511
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,227
That's terrific, Corey. Thank you.
512
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,021
Hey, Rex, what happened to your hair?
513
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,814
[WARREN SNICKERS]
514
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:50,318
Well, the stylist, if you can call him that,
got a little carried away. No biggie.
515
00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:51,653
Looks good.
516
00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:54,823
- See? He likes it.
- I like it.
517
00:33:55,324 --> 00:33:57,159
Great. Let's go to work.
518
00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,995
Higher.
519
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,623
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
520
00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:16,553
That was fabulous, Warren. Thank you.
521
00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:22,893
MARK:
Women.
522
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:29,191
REX: I still don't like my hair.
JANE: Just try to smile, all right?
523
00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:32,611
REX:
I don't like the chair.
524
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,946
- What do you mean?
- I don't like the chair.
525
00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,616
What's wrong with the chair?
Just sit in the chair.
526
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:39,743
I don't want to sit in it.
527
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,622
- Are you just gonna stand there?
- Excuse me.
528
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:46,875
Mr. Manning, this is a very nice chair.
529
00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:49,961
- Thank you, Joseph.
- Thank you.
530
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:51,671
- Pen.
WOMAN: Hi.
531
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:54,883
- Hi, what's your name?
- Kathy.
532
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,969
- K-A-T-H-Y.
- Okay.
533
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:01,848
- I've seen every episode of The Family Way.
- Oh, yeah?
534
00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:04,351
And you were my favorite singer
in high school.
535
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:08,105
Who's your favorite singer now?
536
00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:10,273
You! It's still you!
537
00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:12,109
Bye.
538
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,887
There're so many babes out there.
539
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:44,933
Gotta get Rex some water,
because Rex is very, very thirsty.
540
00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:46,643
Make sure it's bottled water.
541
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,311
- Mark.
- Yeah.
542
00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:50,981
LUCAS:
Who's your favorite singer?
543
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,440
Axl.
544
00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:56,361
Well, if Axl Rose was driving
down the highway...
545
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:59,656
...and saw Rex Manning stranded
on the side of the road...
546
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,159
...you think Axl Rose
would stop and help him?
547
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:08,165
Does Axl have a jack?
548
00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:13,253
No way, man! Axl would spin the wheel,
take aim, pound on the gas...
549
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,548
...and take that sucker out!
550
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,217
[WARREN SCREECHES]
551
00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:22,888
Warren, Warren! Where do you get
this hostility from?
552
00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:31,396
[GRUNTING]
553
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,152
Who glued these quarters down?
554
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,447
- I did.
- What the hell for, man?
555
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,909
I don't feel that I need
to explain my art to you, Warren.
556
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,453
Warren.
557
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:48,580
Look what you took.
558
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:50,248
Rap...
559
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:51,583
...metal...
560
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:53,793
...rap...
561
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:55,712
...metal...
562
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,214
...Whitney Houston.
563
00:36:57,381 --> 00:37:00,383
- It's for my girlfriend, okay?
- Sure it is.
564
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:03,386
You know, someone like you
needs to diminish...
565
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:08,433
...their criminal impulses, not magnify them.
Maybe some jazz or some classical.
566
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,435
Maybe you bite me.
567
00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:14,814
Do any of you, uh, like
Rex Manning's new record?
568
00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:16,983
[LAUGHING]
569
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,278
JANE:
What?
570
00:37:20,446 --> 00:37:23,281
Dance Party, U.S.A.
teenybopper type of shit, right?
571
00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:27,285
Actually, it tested well
amongst teenage males.
572
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:32,082
Jane, did you compare the percentage
of teenage male Rex Manning fans...
573
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:35,377
...to the incidence of homosexuality
amongst teenage males?
574
00:37:35,544 --> 00:37:36,586
[LAUGHS]
575
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:38,255
JANE:
No.
576
00:37:40,466 --> 00:37:42,717
Hi, who should I make it out to?
577
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:45,679
- Denise.
- Denise. Denise.
578
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:49,849
- I've always loved that name.
- Thank you, but it's not mine. It's my mom's.
579
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:52,227
She loves you. I've never even heard of you.
580
00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:57,023
Okay. Does your mother still have
her own teeth?
581
00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:58,525
Forget it.
582
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,402
- Cool hair.
- Ah.
583
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:03,863
[SINGING]
Say no more, mon amour
584
00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:06,741
Say no more, mon amour
585
00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:11,413
Say no more, mon amour
586
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:16,793
Say no more
587
00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:20,714
- Berko.
- Lucas. Heard a story about you.
588
00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:22,215
Really? Which one?
589
00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:25,135
Where you stole $9,000...
590
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,845
...went to Atlantic City...
591
00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:29,764
...and there's a contract out on you.
592
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:32,350
Hey, has anyone seen Debra today?
593
00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:33,977
A.J:
Yeah, we saw her.
594
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,603
She shaved her head...
595
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,647
...and she has a bandage on her wrist.
596
00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:40,984
- Really?
A.J: Really.
597
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:43,737
Who are you?
598
00:38:43,904 --> 00:38:45,363
I'm Jane.
599
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,115
Oh.
600
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,992
I work for Rex Manning.
601
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,827
Oh.
602
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:51,995
[CHUCKLES]
603
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:55,206
[LAUGHING]
604
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:58,501
You think that's funny, huh?
605
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,754
[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
606
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,133
If you'll excuse me...
607
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,968
JOE:
You're quitting? You can't quit.
608
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,512
Ah, it's not them. It's Rex.
609
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,598
You know, I don't even like his music.
610
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,933
Come on, Jane. You gotta stay.
611
00:39:14,101 --> 00:39:15,352
I need a change of scenery.
612
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,812
Honey, come on, you can't do it to...
613
00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:20,398
[JOE GRUNTS]
614
00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:23,026
I can't believe it. She quit!
615
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:27,155
[JUKEBOX CLICKING]
616
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:34,788
[AC/DC'S "IF YOU WANT BLOOD
(YOU'VE GOT IT)" PLAYING OVER JUKEBOX]
617
00:39:34,955 --> 00:39:36,498
[DRUMMING]
618
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,043
[FEEDBACK ON SPEAKERS]
619
00:39:55,976 --> 00:39:57,936
[LUCAS LIP-SYNCING]
620
00:39:58,604 --> 00:40:01,064
There ought to be a law
621
00:40:02,274 --> 00:40:04,526
Criminal
622
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:07,570
There ought to be a whole lot more
623
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,657
WARREN:
Yeah!
624
00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:13,618
Yeah!
625
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,872
We got what you want
626
00:40:18,874 --> 00:40:21,126
And you got the lust
627
00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:24,671
If you want blood
628
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,549
[SINGING]
You got it
629
00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,635
If you want blood
630
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,055
You got it
631
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:37,559
Blood on the streets
632
00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:39,894
Blood on the rocks
633
00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,271
[WARREN SCREAMING]
634
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,982
Every last drop
You want blood
635
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:47,235
You got it
636
00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:54,784
[WOMAN SOBBING]
637
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,745
GINA [SINGING]:
If you want blood
638
00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:59,330
[COREY LAUGHING]
639
00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:01,624
BOTH:
You got it
640
00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:05,378
Excuse me, ladies.
Less shimmy, more selling. Thank you.
641
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,505
GINA [OVER PA]:
Guess who's here.
642
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:08,673
[MUSIC STOPS]
643
00:41:09,091 --> 00:41:11,634
How are you?
Mitchell Beck. I own this place.
644
00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:13,845
Good to meet you. You have a nice store.
645
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:17,474
Ah, nice of you to say. I tell you, though,
you should have seen it originally.
646
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:19,392
Beck's Bath and Bidet.
647
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,979
Bathroom fixture emporium.
My grandfather started it.
648
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:26,149
It was my beatnik father
who turned it into a record store.
649
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:29,986
I tell you, if I was selling toilets today,
I'd be a rich man.
650
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,947
Joe. What's with you?
You're sweating like a pig.
651
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,450
- It's nice to see you too, Mitch.
- Yeah.
652
00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:37,952
Joe, come on,
is this the way we treat Mr. Manning?
653
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,413
- Where's the fresh fruit? Champagne?
- Not necessary.
654
00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,248
No, no, please.
655
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,417
- He's a big star.
- Big, huge star. Big, big.
656
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:47,086
- Let's get him something. Okay.
- Sure.
657
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:48,796
MITCH:
Joe, I'm going by the bank.
658
00:41:48,964 --> 00:41:52,967
Why don't you give me last night's deposit?
I wanna make sure it gets there this time.
659
00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:56,387
- It's okay, I'll take care of it.
- No, you're a busy man, let me.
660
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,015
JOE:
I said, I'll handle it.
661
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:00,850
Okay?
662
00:42:03,729 --> 00:42:06,105
Mitch, Mitch.
663
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:09,067
Mitch, have you met Warren?
664
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:12,904
- Who are you?
- Lucas. I work here.
665
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:15,031
Have you met Warren?
666
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,158
I wanted to talk to you about Warren.
667
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:19,369
Young Warren came into the store today...
668
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,747
...and put on a little demonstration
for all the store employees.
669
00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:26,960
Very motivational. It was inspiring, actually.
670
00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:30,338
And, gosh, he made quite an impression
on everybody.
671
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,424
I'm intrigued. I'm spellbound.
672
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,804
Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Thank you.
673
00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:55,905
BERKO:
Like your hair.
674
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:02,287
- Are you okay?
- Why do you care?
675
00:43:02,454 --> 00:43:05,582
- You didn't care last night.
- Yes, I did.
676
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:09,711
Look, this isn't about you, okay?
677
00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:13,881
I got home last night and I thought
about everything that had happened...
678
00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:16,801
...and everything that had happened
the night before that...
679
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,846
...and the week before that
and the year before that.
680
00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:24,225
The only thing that was different was
something else was making me feel shitty.
681
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:25,977
I'm trying to say I'm sorry.
682
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,896
I just said, this wasn't about you.
683
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,901
Look, you didn't do anything wrong.
I'm screwed up, okay?
684
00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:35,278
We're all screwed up.
685
00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:37,280
Don't touch me right now.
686
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:40,950
I just want you to get up,
and I want you to walk away.
687
00:43:48,667 --> 00:43:51,669
A.J:
Corey, ahem, I've gotta tell you something.
688
00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:53,504
It's about how I feel about you.
689
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:55,548
I...
690
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:56,758
I...
691
00:43:56,925 --> 00:44:00,470
I really, really, really...
692
00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,931
Oh, God.
693
00:44:04,099 --> 00:44:06,726
You know that feeling
when you get out of a hot bath?
694
00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:10,104
You just feel really refreshed and nice.
695
00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:12,982
You make me feel like...
You make me feel like a bath?
696
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:16,611
You're like vanilla ice cream.
French vanilla ice cream, yeah.
697
00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:11,499
[CHUCKLES]
698
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,094
Unh.
699
00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,476
[MARK CHUCKLES]
700
00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:32,770
[MARK CHUCKLING]
701
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,939
This is bullshit, man!
702
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:38,693
The long arm of the law
has embraced our dear friend Warren.
703
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:41,738
- I'm Joe Reaves, manager. Everything okay?
- Such bullshit, man.
704
00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:43,948
- We've got it under control.
- Joe, tell them.
705
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:46,451
JOE: You need a statement?
- No, got one from Mr. Lucas.
706
00:45:46,618 --> 00:45:48,536
WARREN:
Oh, Mr. Lucas over there. He took $9,000!
707
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:49,829
WOMAN 1:
Hey, that's enough.
708
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:53,583
- I just took a couple of CDs.
- That's enough. That is enough. Come on.
709
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:57,754
- Lucas, I thought you were my friend.
- Take care. Don't let the man get you down.
710
00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:00,089
- Don't want to see you back in the store.
- Bye.
711
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:02,967
I'm gonna get you!
I'm not playing this time!
712
00:46:03,135 --> 00:46:05,470
I'll be back and you'll be sorry!
713
00:46:05,637 --> 00:46:08,097
- You're gonna pay for this!
- Whoo.
714
00:46:08,265 --> 00:46:09,974
"You'll be sorry!"
715
00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:12,268
I'm already sorry.
716
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:32,038
- Hi.
DEB: Hey.
717
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:34,540
I'm just doing the quarterly
income tax returns.
718
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:36,250
I'm almost done.
719
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:41,964
Look, Deb, um...
720
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:46,260
...if you need to talk about anything...
721
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,347
Gonna fix me, Joe?
722
00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:53,017
Okay, fix me. I'll listen.
723
00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:55,895
I didn't mean that. Ahem.
724
00:46:56,063 --> 00:46:59,440
I mean, should I call your mother
or something, or?
725
00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:02,401
Great. If you find her,
could you give me her number?
726
00:47:02,569 --> 00:47:05,279
Because I'd like to talk to her myself.
727
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,284
I know you didn't mean anything.
728
00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,541
You're doing a good job, Deb.
729
00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:27,718
I feel a lot better.
730
00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:32,306
Joe, dear.
731
00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:33,933
Best boss in the world.
732
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:36,227
Can I bring Rex his lunch?
733
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:37,979
Berko's taking him his lunch.
734
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:43,150
Joe, Berko's gonna insult him right to his face.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
735
00:47:43,318 --> 00:47:46,571
Look, I don't care if Berko sticks an M-80
up his butt and lights it.
736
00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:49,615
In fact I hope he sticks one up mine.
Might be an improvement.
737
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:53,160
Joe, I have to bring Rex his lunch.
738
00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:54,579
Berko is.
739
00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:57,623
Joe, I need to bring him his lunch.
740
00:47:58,667 --> 00:47:59,750
Berko is.
741
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:02,920
[YELLING]
I'm bringing Rex his lunch!
742
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,299
All right.
743
00:48:07,759 --> 00:48:09,594
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Thanks, Joe.
744
00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,013
Thanks a lot.
745
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:15,099
[THROWING MUSES' "SNAKEFACE"
PLAYING OVER STEREO]
746
00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:19,687
Not another drive-in movie
747
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:23,149
You know you can't be still
748
00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:28,779
Mm, move me
749
00:48:33,952 --> 00:48:37,705
Snake, snake
750
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:41,167
One more button undone
751
00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:44,211
Next week I'll be a lousy liar
752
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:45,421
[DOOR OPENS]
753
00:48:46,214 --> 00:48:47,423
[MUSIC STOPS]
754
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:49,842
Ooh.
755
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,427
Guava food groups, Corey.
756
00:48:51,595 --> 00:48:55,097
- Goodbye, Mark.
- What? Hey, hey, whoa.
757
00:48:56,391 --> 00:48:58,726
Well, this looks very elegant.
758
00:49:00,145 --> 00:49:01,354
Yeah.
759
00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:04,982
Boy, talking to all those women
can make you work up an appetite.
760
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:06,275
COREY:
Hmm.
761
00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:08,819
I'll bet it does.
762
00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:13,074
I think I got everything.
I'm all set. Thank you.
763
00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:14,951
So am I.
764
00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:17,370
REX:
Well...
765
00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:19,080
[CLANGING]
766
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:24,585
You know, I can't help but notice
you sitting there staring at me.
767
00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:27,380
I was just thinking how I used to
imagine marrying you...
768
00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:29,674
...when you were on The Family Way.
769
00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:31,801
Marrying me?
770
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,220
You must've been a baby back then.
771
00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:41,560
I'm not a baby now.
772
00:49:44,147 --> 00:49:46,065
You're a sweet girl.
773
00:49:49,027 --> 00:49:51,529
I'm not as sweet as you think.
774
00:49:51,863 --> 00:49:53,698
How old are you?
775
00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:56,158
Old enough.
776
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:03,499
Sure you want to do this?
777
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,876
Yeah, definitely.
778
00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:15,011
Rock 'n' roll.
779
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:19,515
COREY:
Oh, my God.
780
00:50:40,078 --> 00:50:43,497
[SNIFFLES THEN SIGHS]
781
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:46,751
Why?
782
00:50:46,918 --> 00:50:49,545
- Corey.
- What are you doing here?
783
00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:51,922
I'm fixing the sign.
What are you doing here?
784
00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:54,175
Taking a break.
785
00:50:54,342 --> 00:50:58,137
It's so weird that you just came up here.
I really have to tell you something.
786
00:50:58,305 --> 00:51:01,265
- Not now, please.
- No, it has to be now. No, it has to be now.
787
00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:05,644
Listen, you remember that really horrible day
when Mark set off the store alarm...
788
00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:08,647
...and Gina got dumped by
that Dennis guy and cried all day...
789
00:51:08,815 --> 00:51:11,859
...and I drew the picture of him
and Lucas made the voodoo doll...
790
00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:15,029
...and you wore that skirt that I hate?
- What skirt?
791
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,448
- That one with the flowers.
- The blue skirt?
792
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:18,908
- Yeah, the blue one.
- Argh.
793
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,785
- You hate...?
- Yeah, I hate that skirt.
794
00:51:20,952 --> 00:51:24,997
It's good that I hate that skirt,
Corey, because that... Listen.
795
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:28,292
Listen to me. That skirt
made me realize that if I can...
796
00:51:28,460 --> 00:51:32,254
If I can love her in that skirt,
then this must really be it.
797
00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:35,382
Corey, I love you.
798
00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:39,053
What?
799
00:51:39,846 --> 00:51:42,014
I mean, I'm in love with you.
800
00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:44,600
I mean, I've been in love with you.
801
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:48,187
Wow, please, not now. Please, A.J.
802
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:52,691
Please, don't do this right now.
I'm sorry, but I can't handle this right now.
803
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:55,486
Are you telling me
you could handle it some other time?
804
00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:57,196
- Is that it?
- Look...
805
00:51:57,364 --> 00:52:00,407
...I just threw myself at Rex Manning, okay?
806
00:52:00,575 --> 00:52:03,577
I made a total fool of myself.
And I really don't...
807
00:52:03,745 --> 00:52:07,873
- You what?
- Yes, and I'm not ready for this, okay?
808
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:09,583
I'm sorry...
809
00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:15,881
I'm sorry, I just want to be alone, okay?
810
00:52:16,049 --> 00:52:17,716
Yeah, okay.
811
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,969
[COREY WHIMPERING]
812
00:52:21,763 --> 00:52:23,597
Just forget I said anything, all right?
813
00:52:23,765 --> 00:52:27,143
Just forget... I didn't say anything.
Nothing happened.
814
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:49,999
Forget about Rex.
815
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,751
- We'll get you another guy.
- I don't want another guy.
816
00:52:52,919 --> 00:52:57,006
I'm not like you. I don't need another guy.
Why do you always try and make me like you?
817
00:52:57,174 --> 00:52:59,550
What do you mean, like me?
818
00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:07,141
I'm not like you with guys. I don't need to do
what you do all the time.
819
00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:09,435
Oh, okay, I see.
820
00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:12,313
Not like me, the turbo slut.
Is that what you mean?
821
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,065
What are you saying,
that I gotta go do every guy I see?
822
00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,194
You certainly seem to enjoy it.
823
00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:20,946
Ha!
824
00:53:21,114 --> 00:53:24,408
Well, what did you do, huh, Corey?
825
00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:27,995
Did you go over there and act all perfect
and better than everybody?
826
00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:30,664
- Think guys like you for that?
- They may not like it...
827
00:53:30,832 --> 00:53:33,709
...but at least they don't do it with me
and go off and laugh.
828
00:53:34,711 --> 00:53:37,004
Miss Self-Righteous.
829
00:53:47,807 --> 00:53:50,601
EDDIE:
There you are. Hey, is Rex Manning in yet?
830
00:53:50,769 --> 00:53:54,730
If he is, you gotta show him my eight-track.
It's so great. It's The Family Way.
831
00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:57,775
- It's in the vinyl section right underneath...
- Eddie, please.
832
00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:00,444
Hey, what'd I do?
833
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:02,488
Hey.
834
00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:06,575
You forgot your thingy!
835
00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:12,039
I don't know, it's just something
I've always been able to do.
836
00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:15,709
- I can tell you what color and what kind.
- Mm.
837
00:54:15,877 --> 00:54:18,254
All right. What am I wearing now?
838
00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:19,546
Jockeys.
839
00:54:19,714 --> 00:54:21,840
Navy blue.
840
00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,843
- Am I right?
- I don't know.
841
00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:28,305
Why don't you check it out
and you let me know?
842
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,953
Now the $64,000 question.
843
00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:12,516
Hi.
844
00:55:16,187 --> 00:55:18,272
That's really nice.
845
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,773
Don't.
846
00:55:19,941 --> 00:55:21,650
Don't what?
847
00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:24,194
Pretend like nothing happened.
848
00:55:24,362 --> 00:55:26,447
Just don't.
849
00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:29,658
A.J., when you told me that before...
850
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:31,994
...I just freaked because...
851
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,788
...I don't think about you like that.
852
00:55:34,956 --> 00:55:37,124
I mean, you're my best friend.
853
00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:39,752
I think we have something better than that.
854
00:55:39,919 --> 00:55:41,462
Better.
855
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:44,340
That's bullshit.
856
00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:46,717
You know it's bullshit.
857
00:56:15,163 --> 00:56:16,830
One for Miss Teen America.
858
00:56:17,665 --> 00:56:19,792
It's okay. I didn't spit on it.
859
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,252
"Dishonesty"?
860
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:23,754
What's that supposed to mean?
861
00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:27,257
- And one for the man with the band.
- Ooh.
862
00:56:27,425 --> 00:56:28,759
[CHUCKLING]
863
00:56:28,927 --> 00:56:30,969
"Marc sucks." Yeah.
864
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:38,977
Hey, A.J., I made you a button. "Stupid."
865
00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:40,604
Debra, you're just in time.
866
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,106
- What?
- Please.
867
00:56:42,273 --> 00:56:43,357
It's a surprise.
868
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:47,194
DEB:
Uh-uh. Veto, veto, veto! I'm not listening to it.
869
00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:51,031
- No, we're dancing to it!
- I'm not. No, no, no.
870
00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:53,742
I am not gonna dance to Rex Manning.
I'm not dancing.
871
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:56,995
Why not? I am Rex Manning. I'm so sexy.
872
00:56:57,163 --> 00:56:59,498
- No. You're stupid.
- No, I'm sexy.
873
00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:01,041
Get off!
874
00:57:01,209 --> 00:57:02,960
[REX MANNING'S
"SAY NO MORE (MON AMOUR)" PLAYING]
875
00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:06,338
[SINGING]
No more, mon amour
876
00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:07,840
[CHUCKLES]
877
00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:11,093
[MARK SHRIEKS]
878
00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:13,137
[GINA LAUGHS]
879
00:57:15,473 --> 00:57:16,849
GINA:
Wait.
880
00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:20,144
Say no more
881
00:57:21,312 --> 00:57:23,439
Say no more
882
00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:36,785
- Huh.
- Aah!
883
00:57:41,416 --> 00:57:44,460
[MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING]
884
00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:47,212
You all having fun?
885
00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:50,090
I hope so.
886
00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:52,050
[MUSIC STOPS]
887
00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:54,803
Don't let me stop you. Keep dancing!
888
00:57:54,971 --> 00:57:56,972
But you better do it now...
889
00:57:57,515 --> 00:58:01,560
...because by next week
this is gonna be a Music Town.
890
00:58:01,728 --> 00:58:05,898
And I don't think that they allow
dancing in Music Town.
891
00:58:06,065 --> 00:58:08,734
What are we supposed to do instead, Joe?
892
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:13,530
What am I gonna do with this guy, huh?
893
00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:15,657
What should I do?
894
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:19,620
Turn him in to the police? Send him to jail?
895
00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:23,665
Who do you think that he's gonna come to
when he wants bail? Who?
896
00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:25,459
Me, right?
897
00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:26,710
Me.
898
00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:28,795
What should I do?
899
00:58:28,963 --> 00:58:30,756
Put in my own 9 grand?
900
00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:33,175
And then I'm screwed.
901
00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:37,679
Don't worry, Joe. You're a superb manager.
902
00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:40,140
Really?
903
00:58:41,226 --> 00:58:43,018
LUCAS:
Superb.
904
00:58:46,314 --> 00:58:47,356
Keep it up, Lucas.
905
00:58:48,149 --> 00:58:49,566
Superb.
906
00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:51,151
Say it again.
907
00:58:51,319 --> 00:58:52,486
Superb.
908
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:55,989
- You shit! That's it!
LUCAS: That's my shoulder.
909
00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:58,158
Ow. Ow.
910
00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:00,994
JOE: Get in there, pinhead!
LUCAS: Joe...
911
00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:02,287
Joe... Joe!
912
00:59:02,455 --> 00:59:04,122
No, no, don't!
913
00:59:04,290 --> 00:59:05,999
[LUCAS GROANING THEN BANGING]
914
00:59:06,167 --> 00:59:07,626
LUCAS:
Don't do it. Don't do it. Joe.
915
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:08,835
[LUCAS GROANS]
916
00:59:09,003 --> 00:59:11,505
[CYMBALS CRASHING]
917
00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:16,093
[SIGHS]
918
00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:27,229
JOE: You deserved that. You know it, right?
- I know it.
919
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,233
Where's Rex?
920
00:59:32,735 --> 00:59:35,320
Got a better question for you, Joe.
Where's Gina?
921
00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:41,159
[COPIER WHIRRING AND GINA GIGGLING]
922
00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:46,290
A.J:
I'll look upstairs.
923
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:50,419
- I'll check the bathroom.
- I'll check the storage room.
924
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,045
I'll check the sofa.
925
00:59:54,966 --> 00:59:57,426
Hey, how's it going, man?
Joe, I'm sorry I'm late.
926
00:59:57,594 --> 01:00:00,887
I brought some pizza,
just in case anyone got hungry.
927
01:00:01,055 --> 01:00:02,598
So, what's up, man?
928
01:00:02,765 --> 01:00:04,725
Why you guys looking so glum?
929
01:00:04,892 --> 01:00:06,268
Where's sexy Rexy?
930
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:09,271
It's kind of funny that you put it that way.
931
01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:11,148
What?
932
01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:14,568
Joe, I'm not feeling so good.
Can I count out now?
933
01:00:20,074 --> 01:00:21,825
Why is the door locked?
934
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,995
Where's Gina?
935
01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:27,539
Where's Rex?
936
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,501
[CLATTERING]
937
01:00:42,013 --> 01:00:43,555
[SIGHS]
938
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,265
What, no applause?
939
01:00:47,101 --> 01:00:48,101
Shit.
940
01:00:49,604 --> 01:00:51,271
- Get off!
- I'm going to kill you!
941
01:00:51,439 --> 01:00:53,649
COREY: A.J., stop, he's not worth it.
JOE: A.J.
942
01:00:53,816 --> 01:00:55,192
Come on, A.J.
943
01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:58,487
REX:
Wise up, junior.
944
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:05,369
Take your purse
and get the hell out of my store.
945
01:01:05,536 --> 01:01:07,871
- Where's Jane?
- She quit, pal.
946
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,040
- What?
- And I was lying about your hair.
947
01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,416
It looks stupid.
948
01:01:11,584 --> 01:01:13,126
And we all hate your new album.
949
01:01:13,294 --> 01:01:15,212
BERKO:
Not to mention the ones before that.
950
01:01:15,380 --> 01:01:17,255
You're just a washed-up impostor, man.
951
01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:24,429
Why don't you all just fade away?
952
01:01:24,597 --> 01:01:26,014
JOE:
Okay.
953
01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:29,184
How could you, man? With Rex Manning?
954
01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:31,353
I hate you.
955
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,021
Gina, you better go home.
956
01:01:34,232 --> 01:01:35,232
Am I fired?
957
01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:39,319
Have I fired anyone today?
No. Why would I start with you?
958
01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:45,450
So is this how your life is gonna be now?
You just gonna screw every has-been...
959
01:01:45,618 --> 01:01:49,204
...until your tits fall down
and they don't want you anymore?
960
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:53,333
Well, at least I don't hide what I am.
Right, Corey?
961
01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:57,838
At least I'm not
some closet speed freak, right?
962
01:01:58,005 --> 01:02:01,091
What, you think I don't see what you do?
You think I don't see?
963
01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:03,343
- Shut up!
- I know what you do!
964
01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,387
What's this? Oh.
965
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:07,848
What's this? What are these, huh?
966
01:02:08,015 --> 01:02:11,727
What are these? Aspirins?
Vitamins? Breath mints?
967
01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:13,103
- Diet pills?
COREY: Shh.
968
01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:14,730
Diet pills! Oh.
969
01:02:14,897 --> 01:02:15,897
What a surprise.
970
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:17,816
- Stop it!
- You know what?
971
01:02:17,984 --> 01:02:21,987
I could study all night if I was chowing
down speed too. You know that I could.
972
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:24,656
Here's one for your perfect little face!
973
01:02:24,824 --> 01:02:26,575
- And your perfect body!
- Shut up!
974
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:29,786
- Your perfect family and your perfect school!
COREY: Stop it!
975
01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:32,873
- And your perfect, perfect future!
- Gina, stop it! Stop it.
976
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:34,583
- I'm stopping!
- Come on, stop.
977
01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:36,209
Come on, come on.
978
01:02:36,377 --> 01:02:38,712
- I'm stopping!
- Go home. Go home.
979
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:42,215
It's always about her.
980
01:02:43,801 --> 01:02:45,469
JOE:
It's gonna be fine. Really.
981
01:02:45,636 --> 01:02:47,554
[SCREAMING]
No, it's not gonna be fine!
982
01:02:47,722 --> 01:02:52,184
Nothing's ever fine, Joe! I'll show you fine!
983
01:02:52,351 --> 01:02:53,685
I'll show you perfect!
984
01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:56,313
I hate you!
985
01:02:57,273 --> 01:02:59,775
I hate everything!
986
01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:02,569
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
AND COREY SCREAMING]
987
01:03:05,948 --> 01:03:07,824
DEB:
Come on, up, up.
988
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,287
Better?
989
01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:14,539
Okay, come on. Let's dry you off.
990
01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:28,929
So, I guess nobody really has it all together.
991
01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:30,555
No.
992
01:03:30,723 --> 01:03:34,226
I feel like I should welcome you
to the neighborhood or something.
993
01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,987
Anyway, did you really wanna do
Rex Manning in the count-out room?
994
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:50,158
Is that how you always imagined
your first time would be?
995
01:03:50,326 --> 01:03:53,495
Your back up against the daily totals
and your feet...
996
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:56,748
...pounding against the safe?
997
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:58,625
"Oh, Rexy, stop that!
998
01:03:58,793 --> 01:04:00,001
You're so sexy!"
999
01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:09,970
Why are you being so nice to me?
1000
01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:14,140
Let's save our Hallmark moment.
1001
01:04:14,308 --> 01:04:15,642
[TOILET FLUSHES]
1002
01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:22,274
[GWAR'S "SADDAM A GO-GO"
PLAYING OVER TV]
1003
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:27,487
Gwar!
1004
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,620
Hey!
1005
01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:36,955
Hey, Mark!
1006
01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:40,917
[DANIEL JOHNSTON'S "ROCK 'N' ROLL/EGA"
PLAYING OVER TV]
1007
01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:43,670
You love Gwar.
Why don't you join the band?
1008
01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:50,927
[MARK YELLING]
1009
01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:53,513
That rock 'n' roll
1010
01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:57,225
It saved my soul
1011
01:04:58,060 --> 01:04:59,769
Oh, man.
1012
01:04:59,937 --> 01:05:03,231
Mark, man, you play a mean guitar, man.
1013
01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:05,734
It's really a shame that you must die!
1014
01:05:08,487 --> 01:05:09,821
[GROWLING]
1015
01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:12,657
Wait! Hey, come on!
1016
01:05:12,825 --> 01:05:14,659
[MARK SCREAMING]
1017
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,294
[CHUCKLES]
1018
01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:27,589
[CHUCKLING]
1019
01:05:28,382 --> 01:05:30,300
Wow. Heh.
1020
01:05:32,053 --> 01:05:34,054
I love you, Eddie.
1021
01:05:36,891 --> 01:05:38,516
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1022
01:05:41,854 --> 01:05:44,105
Do you need a new night manager?
1023
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:46,775
What are you doing later?
1024
01:05:46,984 --> 01:05:50,654
I don't know. I'm either going to jail
or hell, I can't decide which.
1025
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:55,617
Well, wherever you're going,
would you like to have dinner with me first?
1026
01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:58,620
You bet.
1027
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,624
Hey, A.J.
1028
01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:05,210
Can I ask you something?
1029
01:06:05,378 --> 01:06:08,088
Do you know where Harvard is?
1030
01:06:10,341 --> 01:06:11,716
It's near Boston.
1031
01:06:11,884 --> 01:06:15,345
No, I mean, do you really
know where Harvard is?
1032
01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:17,514
It's another planet, man.
1033
01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:21,476
Another universe,
totally unlike the one we know.
1034
01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:26,731
Filled with big blond guys
who eat ivy and row boats.
1035
01:06:27,149 --> 01:06:31,152
What I'm trying to say is, you and Corey
are just not made for each other.
1036
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,280
She's different than you. She's...
1037
01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:46,751
Death is in the cards.
1038
01:06:47,878 --> 01:06:49,879
"Rest in peace, Deb."
1039
01:06:51,465 --> 01:06:53,174
A funeral.
1040
01:06:53,634 --> 01:06:55,593
Is Debra not with us anymore?
1041
01:06:55,761 --> 01:07:00,098
COREY: If Deb wants to die, let's show her
what a real funeral would be like.
1042
01:07:10,067 --> 01:07:14,029
COREY: We're gathered here today
to pay our last respects to Debra.
1043
01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:17,323
She left us and never said why.
1044
01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:19,826
But I'm really gonna miss her...
1045
01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:22,912
...and I wish that I could have
known her a little bit better.
1046
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,456
Dog shit.
1047
01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:26,499
Hey, dead people don't talk.
1048
01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:29,419
- Heh.
- Berko, would you like to say something?
1049
01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,880
Deb, I just...
1050
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,716
I just want you to stay.
1051
01:07:35,342 --> 01:07:39,095
- That's all.
COREY: A.J., do you have something to say?
1052
01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:43,600
Well, is it better to know, or not to know?
1053
01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:47,896
- Mm.
- You see, I want to go to art school...
1054
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:49,147
...but I'm afraid.
1055
01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:51,232
Jesus, I hate this funeral.
1056
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,400
There you are.
1057
01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:54,069
[PHONE RINGS]
1058
01:07:55,071 --> 01:07:57,864
Empire Records, open till midnight.
This is Mark.
1059
01:07:58,032 --> 01:07:59,491
Midnight!
1060
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,704
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1061
01:08:05,372 --> 01:08:06,956
Oh.
1062
01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:10,335
Help me, help me, help me.
1063
01:08:10,503 --> 01:08:12,128
Oh, God. Um...
1064
01:08:12,296 --> 01:08:14,839
- I'll take care of it, boss.
- Okay.
1065
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:20,303
I really miss Gina.
1066
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,933
That's really special, but, um,
weren't we supposed to be talking about me?
1067
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:27,602
I know.
I just can't stop thinking about her.
1068
01:08:29,313 --> 01:08:31,272
She's not afraid of life...
1069
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:34,484
...and she's not afraid to be herself.
1070
01:08:35,027 --> 01:08:37,737
And I wish that I could be like that.
1071
01:08:37,905 --> 01:08:39,781
I wish that I could be brave like Gina.
1072
01:08:41,992 --> 01:08:43,910
You are brave.
1073
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:45,995
You're getting out of here.
1074
01:08:47,414 --> 01:08:50,708
You're always talking about
how I do what I wanna do, but I don't.
1075
01:08:52,753 --> 01:08:54,003
I don't.
1076
01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,714
Because I want to sing in a band...
1077
01:08:56,882 --> 01:09:00,802
...but, um, I don't have the guts
to even audition.
1078
01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:06,850
And I know that if I don't do something,
I'm gonna end up like my mother.
1079
01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:12,188
Her life ended after high school.
1080
01:09:12,356 --> 01:09:16,276
You're never gonna be like your mother
if you don't wanna be like your mother.
1081
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:21,197
You're gonna be fine.
1082
01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:25,243
That is so sweet, I think I'm gonna barf.
Excuse me.
1083
01:09:25,411 --> 01:09:27,787
COREY:
Get down here.
1084
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,417
Hey, Mark.
1085
01:09:33,085 --> 01:09:35,795
Um, ahem.
1086
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:38,006
I used to pee in my bed.
1087
01:09:38,382 --> 01:09:39,966
[ALL CHUCKLING]
1088
01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:43,553
I did, I wet my bed until I was 10.
1089
01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:48,099
My mother turned me over to the county...
1090
01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:50,643
...when I was 10. Uh, tsk...
1091
01:09:50,811 --> 01:09:55,773
Not for being a bed wetter,
but for being a bad seed, you know.
1092
01:09:55,941 --> 01:09:59,527
Anyway, three years went by...
1093
01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:01,821
...and then Joe came.
1094
01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:05,909
And he, uh, took me out and I became...
1095
01:10:06,076 --> 01:10:08,828
...the well-adjusted person that I am today.
1096
01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:15,668
Look.
1097
01:10:15,836 --> 01:10:18,922
I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic.
1098
01:10:19,089 --> 01:10:23,509
A pink plastic razor with daisies on it
and a moisturizing strip.
1099
01:10:25,512 --> 01:10:29,057
And it took me forever
just to get through my skin.
1100
01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:35,813
I don't know, I was just
really tired of being invisible.
1101
01:10:38,275 --> 01:10:40,276
We love you, Debra.
1102
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:44,697
[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
1103
01:10:47,034 --> 01:10:48,243
Warren, get out of the store.
1104
01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:49,744
[CHUCKLES]
1105
01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:52,914
You can't tell me what to do, A.J.
1106
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:57,043
- What are you doing with a gun?
- What do you think I'm doing?
1107
01:10:59,004 --> 01:11:00,004
[GUNSHOT]
1108
01:11:00,172 --> 01:11:02,924
- What the hell was that?
- Christ! Holy shit, man!
1109
01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:05,593
Why don't you let these people go?
What do you say? Huh?
1110
01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:09,180
Good try, A.J. Good try.
You trying to fool me, man?
1111
01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:10,890
I'm not that dumb!
1112
01:11:11,058 --> 01:11:13,476
- They'll call the cops!
- Nobody will call the cops.
1113
01:11:13,644 --> 01:11:15,353
- Warren's shooting up the place.
- A.J.
1114
01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:18,439
A.J.'s fine. Everybody stand back, okay?
Jane, call 911.
1115
01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,108
WARREN:
I'm crazy and I've got a gun.
1116
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:23,486
Joe. Hey, Joe, did you see that, man?
1117
01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:26,364
Did you see that?
Wasn't that brilliant? Yeah!
1118
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,533
Didn't you love that?
1119
01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:30,702
You told me not to come back.
1120
01:11:30,869 --> 01:11:32,829
- Well, here I am.
- Give me the gun, Warren.
1121
01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:34,372
I'll give you the gun.
1122
01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:38,334
Deb, what are you doing?
1123
01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:40,503
I wanted to have a little chat with Warren.
1124
01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:43,214
Yeah? Have a little chat with my gun.
1125
01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:44,841
What do you want, Warren?
1126
01:11:45,009 --> 01:11:49,512
Stop calling me Warren!
My name isn't fucking Warren!
1127
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,223
- His name isn't Warren.
- His name isn't Warren?
1128
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:54,309
DEB:
You can't kill me, Warren. I'm already dead.
1129
01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:55,852
Thought his name was Warren.
1130
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:58,479
And I talked to God,
and she says, "Yo, what's up?"
1131
01:11:58,647 --> 01:12:00,857
And, uh, she wants you to lose the gun.
1132
01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,192
You're psycho.
1133
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:04,986
You are psycho.
1134
01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:07,655
What the hell is wrong with you people?
1135
01:12:07,823 --> 01:12:11,492
You all belong in a loony bin.
Every one of you.
1136
01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:13,786
Forget you guys. I don't need you.
1137
01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:17,248
You think you're so happy
and you're so goddamn great...
1138
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:22,420
...because you work in a freaking record store.
You think you're so superior.
1139
01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:24,172
Hey, Joe.
1140
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:28,468
Lucas steals 9 grand from you
and you don't do dick to him?
1141
01:12:28,635 --> 01:12:30,386
So you gonna give me a job now?
1142
01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:34,015
BERKO:
So that's it, Warren?
1143
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:37,352
You want to work at a record store?
1144
01:12:37,978 --> 01:12:38,978
No.
1145
01:12:39,688 --> 01:12:41,981
I think you're lying, Warren.
1146
01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:47,320
- He's not gonna give me a job, man.
- How do you know?
1147
01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:50,531
Why should he?
Why should anyone give me a job?
1148
01:12:50,699 --> 01:12:52,658
LUCAS:
He gave me a job.
1149
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,080
[SIREN WAILING]
1150
01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:05,004
So do I get the job?
1151
01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:11,386
MAN: Considering the fact that
he's a minor and he put blanks in the gun...
1152
01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:14,889
...there's not a lot they can do to him.
- Well, thanks a lot, officers.
1153
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,016
Take care, Warren. Stay out of trouble.
1154
01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:19,560
- Take care, man.
- Wait a minute.
1155
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,687
A.J:
Oh...
1156
01:13:21,855 --> 01:13:23,606
- I made this for you.
- Cool, man.
1157
01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:25,650
- "Warren. I work here."
- Wait, wait.
1158
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:27,985
Can you keep it here for me?
When I get back...
1159
01:13:28,153 --> 01:13:30,279
- Sure.
- Thanks, man.
1160
01:13:30,447 --> 01:13:31,614
LUCAS:
Hey, Warren.
1161
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:34,450
Take care of yourself.
Don't let the man get you down.
1162
01:13:34,618 --> 01:13:36,202
Yeah, you too, Lucas.
1163
01:13:36,370 --> 01:13:38,413
- Bye, Gina.
BERKO: Yeah, don't drop the soap.
1164
01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:39,914
[MARK CHUCKLES]
1165
01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:42,083
I gotta call Mitchell.
1166
01:13:49,466 --> 01:13:51,634
That's 1900 bucks.
1167
01:13:52,010 --> 01:13:54,303
- I sold my Vespa across the street.
- No.
1168
01:13:55,347 --> 01:13:58,558
JANE: Here's $600 left over
from the Rex Manning expense account.
1169
01:13:59,476 --> 01:14:00,601
Cool.
1170
01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:03,604
Here's about 30 bucks from Debra's buttons.
1171
01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:06,190
I have some money in my bag.
1172
01:14:06,358 --> 01:14:07,859
BERKO:
Here's a couple bucks.
1173
01:14:08,026 --> 01:14:10,236
And some Bazooka Joe for karma.
1174
01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:12,530
Here's $23 from A.J.'s expense account.
1175
01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:15,700
Maybe you can hawk this, I don't know.
1176
01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:18,494
DEB:
Six-fifty... Fifty...
1177
01:14:18,787 --> 01:14:20,163
That's...
1178
01:14:20,330 --> 01:14:22,081
- $3,050.
- Yeah.
1179
01:14:22,249 --> 01:14:25,084
- We need...
- Six more.
1180
01:14:26,503 --> 01:14:29,589
It's not about money, okay? Um...
1181
01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:32,717
I hate money.
1182
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,555
Um...
1183
01:14:37,973 --> 01:14:43,519
Look, I thought I knew
what I was doing, but I didn't, okay?
1184
01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:45,605
I give up.
1185
01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:53,237
Call Mitchell.
1186
01:14:53,405 --> 01:14:56,991
- I think we can work something out.
- No, now's the time. Just call him.
1187
01:14:57,201 --> 01:14:58,951
Whoa. Whoa.
1188
01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:01,287
Wait a second.
1189
01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:03,247
Give me a couple seconds. Heh.
1190
01:15:03,415 --> 01:15:04,415
Oh, yeah!
1191
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,167
MAN:
And so the perpetrator...
1192
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:09,170
...will be taken to Juvenile Hall
and charged with assault...
1193
01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:12,465
...with a deadly weapon,
and possibly even kidnapping.
1194
01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:15,259
I saw the whole thing go down. I work here.
1195
01:15:15,427 --> 01:15:18,262
Hey, man, check it out! Mark's on TV!
1196
01:15:18,430 --> 01:15:20,640
Joining us is an eyewitness to the scene.
1197
01:15:20,807 --> 01:15:23,935
An employee of the store who saw it all.
Tell us what happened.
1198
01:15:24,102 --> 01:15:26,938
This guy kind of wigged out,
but that's besides the point.
1199
01:15:27,105 --> 01:15:29,023
We're having a get-together here tonight.
1200
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:32,193
- There'll be free admission, live music, chicks.
- No, no, no.
1201
01:15:32,361 --> 01:15:35,696
MARK: The full nine yards, man.
It's gonna be heavy shit. Here at midnight.
1202
01:15:35,864 --> 01:15:38,199
We're live on the air right now, sir.
1203
01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:40,159
- A party?
MARK: Anybody can come!
1204
01:15:40,827 --> 01:15:42,954
Here at midnight! Party on, man!
1205
01:15:43,121 --> 01:15:45,623
Damn the man! Save the Empire!
1206
01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:14,610
No, no, no, give me that.
1207
01:16:20,242 --> 01:16:21,576
We've gotta make some money.
1208
01:16:24,121 --> 01:16:25,162
Whoa. Okay.
1209
01:16:34,923 --> 01:16:35,923
Got it.
1210
01:16:36,633 --> 01:16:41,596
You gotta invest in this when you're young.
A record is like life. It goes around and around.
1211
01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,931
- You want for this?
- How much?
1212
01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:45,766
Eighty bucks.
1213
01:16:52,649 --> 01:16:53,941
[GRUNTING]
1214
01:16:54,109 --> 01:16:55,359
Five dollars a beer.
1215
01:16:55,527 --> 01:16:57,612
Have your money ready, all right?
1216
01:16:57,779 --> 01:16:58,904
There you go.
1217
01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:03,451
Oh, thank you.
1218
01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,953
You gotta buy something before you go in.
1219
01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:09,373
So, you want to buy some vinyl
or something?
1220
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,960
MITCH:
Joe!
1221
01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,172
What is going on here?
1222
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:20,468
Why do I get the feeling
that I am being royally screwed, Joe?
1223
01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:23,638
Because you are, Mitch.
1224
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:28,434
There was no money in the bag.
One of my employees needed it.
1225
01:17:32,272 --> 01:17:33,773
Who took it?
1226
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:36,984
Who took my money?
1227
01:17:38,236 --> 01:17:40,946
LUCAS: Mitch, this is some party.
It's a hell of a turnout.
1228
01:17:41,114 --> 01:17:43,366
- Who are you?
- I'm Lucas. I still work here.
1229
01:17:43,533 --> 01:17:46,619
- How could I forget? We're discussing...
- I wanted to talk to you...
1230
01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:48,287
...about this Music Town thing.
1231
01:17:48,455 --> 01:17:52,375
Next week, you'll be the proud owner of
one of the many Music Towns across this land.
1232
01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:53,793
- Correct?
- Yes.
1233
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,212
You like this because
Music Town jacks up prices.
1234
01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:58,172
- So you make more money.
- Smart boy.
1235
01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:01,926
Now, when Music Town comes in,
Joe is out.
1236
01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:03,344
A.J. is out.
1237
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:07,598
And all the beautiful little tattooed
gum-chewing freaks are out as well.
1238
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:10,267
And, uh, it pretty much goes without saying
that I'm out.
1239
01:18:10,435 --> 01:18:13,771
I wish it had gone without saying,
but you don't seem to shut up.
1240
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:16,273
What I think Lucas is trying to say is that...
1241
01:18:16,441 --> 01:18:18,776
...I'm gonna open my own store.
1242
01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:22,029
You don't have the start-up capital.
1243
01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:24,699
- Yes, he does.
- No, I don't.
1244
01:18:25,117 --> 01:18:26,659
But I will.
1245
01:18:26,827 --> 01:18:28,619
I will get it.
1246
01:18:30,330 --> 01:18:31,706
Mitch...
1247
01:18:32,290 --> 01:18:33,290
...I quit.
1248
01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:39,547
- You knew, didn't you?
- About what?
1249
01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:41,173
Everything.
1250
01:18:41,341 --> 01:18:43,759
About me, what I wanted to do.
1251
01:18:43,927 --> 01:18:46,137
I knew you weren't happy.
1252
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:55,396
[BAND PLAYING AND CROWD CHEERING]
1253
01:18:57,482 --> 01:19:02,236
[SINGING] They all said
Life's just a bowl of cherries, but
1254
01:19:03,238 --> 01:19:05,239
- Hi!
MAN 1: Hey, how you doing?
1255
01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:06,532
Hi!
1256
01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:16,500
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1257
01:19:17,043 --> 01:19:21,046
I feel so funny, deep inside
1258
01:19:21,214 --> 01:19:25,718
I wanna kiss myself goodbye
1259
01:19:25,886 --> 01:19:26,886
Sugar high
1260
01:19:27,053 --> 01:19:30,222
Gotta have it
Really need it to get by
1261
01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:31,557
Yeah!
1262
01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:35,186
Gotta feel it, can't conceal it
Sugar high
1263
01:19:35,562 --> 01:19:37,229
Yeah!
1264
01:19:37,397 --> 01:19:39,148
And not even leave the house
1265
01:19:40,484 --> 01:19:45,321
A TV set and a bottle of wine's just fine
1266
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:48,741
Crashing out on that old pull-out couch
1267
01:19:50,243 --> 01:19:54,163
Watching Saturday Night Live
I guess that's why
1268
01:19:54,706 --> 01:19:57,249
Thank you for coming. Bye-bye.
Thank you. Move along.
1269
01:19:57,417 --> 01:19:59,710
These are on sale with a coupon, right?
1270
01:20:04,674 --> 01:20:09,136
[CASH REGISTER BEEPING]
1271
01:20:12,224 --> 01:20:15,017
Doesn't anybody work in this store?
1272
01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:16,685
I do.
1273
01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:21,524
When I think about my life
1274
01:20:21,691 --> 01:20:24,026
I wanna kiss myself goodbye
1275
01:20:24,194 --> 01:20:25,986
A.J!
1276
01:20:26,863 --> 01:20:28,489
A.J!
1277
01:20:30,867 --> 01:20:33,077
A.J!
1278
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,331
All right
1279
01:20:44,172 --> 01:20:46,841
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
1280
01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:51,637
Please, leave! Leave the merchandise,
take your cup, get out!
1281
01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:55,516
There must be somebody outside
you need to bug or something! Now!
1282
01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:58,060
Here's all your money. Count it.
1283
01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:02,022
Look, Joe.
1284
01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:04,984
I hate this place. You love it.
1285
01:21:05,151 --> 01:21:07,236
Let me sell it to you.
1286
01:21:07,779 --> 01:21:08,779
Cheap.
1287
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:12,283
Thanks, you won't regret it, Mitch.
1288
01:21:13,243 --> 01:21:15,160
Asshole.
1289
01:21:16,621 --> 01:21:17,955
I'll take it.
1290
01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:19,707
Give me that!
1291
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,297
You! Take the lead.
1292
01:21:26,464 --> 01:21:28,173
- What?
- Go on, Gina.
1293
01:21:28,758 --> 01:21:30,134
Take it. You're on.
1294
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:33,888
Far and wide
1295
01:21:34,347 --> 01:21:36,682
- Yes! She's doing it. Aah!
- Wow.
1296
01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:39,435
I've explored the deepest caverns
Of my mind
1297
01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:44,231
To try and find an explanation why
1298
01:21:44,399 --> 01:21:46,358
I get this funny feeling
1299
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,903
Deep inside
1300
01:21:49,070 --> 01:21:52,781
When I think about my life
1301
01:21:52,949 --> 01:21:55,284
I wanna kiss myself
1302
01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,161
Goodbye
1303
01:21:57,329 --> 01:21:58,537
Sugar high
1304
01:21:58,705 --> 01:22:02,082
Gotta have it
Really need it to get by
1305
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:03,250
Sugar high
1306
01:22:03,418 --> 01:22:06,670
Wanna feel it
Can't conceal it makes me high
1307
01:22:06,838 --> 01:22:07,838
Sugar high
1308
01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:10,966
And even though I gotta live until I die
1309
01:22:11,134 --> 01:22:12,217
Sugar high
1310
01:22:12,385 --> 01:22:14,678
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
1311
01:22:14,846 --> 01:22:16,513
Sugar high
1312
01:22:16,681 --> 01:22:18,557
[CROWD CHEERING]
1313
01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:31,779
Perfect.
1314
01:22:33,698 --> 01:22:36,617
Well, not entirely perfect.
1315
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:44,833
Hi. What are you doing up here?
1316
01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:46,293
- Listen to me!
- Hello, Corey.
1317
01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:48,837
You're so special and you're so talented!
1318
01:22:49,005 --> 01:22:51,757
You have everything it takes!
More than everything it takes!
1319
01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:55,344
And you're really stupid
because you don't know that!
1320
01:22:56,888 --> 01:23:00,224
And I know you don't love me anymore
and I blew it, but at least I know.
1321
01:23:00,392 --> 01:23:02,059
And if you don't go to art school...
1322
01:23:02,227 --> 01:23:05,688
...if you don't understand how special you are,
then you know nothing.
1323
01:23:08,566 --> 01:23:11,235
- Corey, I...
- And I did love you and I still...
1324
01:23:11,403 --> 01:23:14,363
Only I didn't realize it was love
because it was more than love.
1325
01:23:14,531 --> 01:23:17,741
It wasn't just some stupid feeling
in my stomach like everything else.
1326
01:23:17,909 --> 01:23:20,202
I'll never love anybody as much as you.
1327
01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:23,038
- And I hate you! Why did you wait so long?
- Corey, I quit.
1328
01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,665
I quit.
1329
01:23:27,711 --> 01:23:29,670
I'm going to art school...
1330
01:23:30,755 --> 01:23:32,798
...in Boston...
1331
01:23:32,966 --> 01:23:34,800
...so I can be near you.
1332
01:23:37,053 --> 01:23:39,763
- Really?
- Yeah.
1333
01:23:41,224 --> 01:23:42,224
[COREY WHIMPERS]
1334
01:23:42,684 --> 01:23:44,810
[COREY LAUGHING]
1335
01:23:56,823 --> 01:23:58,407
[BOTH LAUGHING]
1336
01:25:11,481 --> 01:25:14,316
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1337
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:03,967
MARK:
That guy, whatever his name is.
1338
01:27:04,135 --> 01:27:06,053
What's his name? Um...
1339
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:09,431
That dude with the shaved head?
The liar guy?
1340
01:27:09,599 --> 01:27:12,392
EDDIE: Henry Rollins?
MARK: Yeah, the guy with the tattoos all over.
1341
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:16,772
- I admit, Henry Rollins is sort of a puss, man.
- Yeah, he's a total puss. His lyrics suck.
1342
01:27:16,940 --> 01:27:19,691
But you can't go and put down The Misfits.
1343
01:27:19,859 --> 01:27:23,153
They had, like, everything it took
to be a great punk band.
1344
01:27:23,321 --> 01:27:26,823
They had good bass lines
and, like, strong guitar chords...
1345
01:27:26,991 --> 01:27:28,659
...even though they were only three.
1346
01:27:28,826 --> 01:27:32,996
They didn't even compare to Primus, man.
They were that old-school stuff.
1347
01:27:33,164 --> 01:27:35,332
Primus? Why get into Primus, man?
1348
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,668
- Primus sucks.
- Primus is the new stuff.
1349
01:27:37,835 --> 01:27:40,045
I mean, out with the old, in with the new.
1350
01:27:40,213 --> 01:27:43,423
Well, that's just a bad thing if Primus
is what's gonna come around.
1351
01:27:43,591 --> 01:27:46,969
- What are you talking about?
- The fact that Primus has nothing, man.
1352
01:27:47,136 --> 01:27:49,054
They've got good bass lines. I'll admit.
1353
01:27:49,222 --> 01:27:51,974
They've got beautiful bass lines.
Six-string fretless bass.
1354
01:27:52,141 --> 01:27:54,851
Okay, but they're not as good
as, like, The Pixies.
1355
01:27:55,019 --> 01:27:59,022
The Pixies have way better bass lines
than Primus.
1356
01:27:59,190 --> 01:28:01,525
So why didn't they stick around?
1357
01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:05,487
Well, you know, because people wanted to do
solo careers and explore themselves...
1358
01:28:05,655 --> 01:28:08,407
...as single entities instead of a band.
1359
01:28:08,574 --> 01:28:11,910
But that's... I don't know, man.
They're just doing it for the money.
1360
01:28:12,078 --> 01:28:15,664
No, it's not about money.
What are you talking about, "money"?
1361
01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:17,958
It's not about money at all.
1362
01:28:18,876 --> 01:28:20,794
[MARK & EDDIE CONTINUE SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY]
1363
01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:03,230
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