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People ask a question.
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What's a RocknRolla?
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And I tell them it's not about drums,
drugs and hospital drips.
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Oh, no.
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There's more there than that, my friend.
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We all like a bit of the good life.
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Some, the money.
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Some, the drugs.
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Others the sex game,
the glamour or the fame.
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But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different.
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Why?
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Because a real RocknRolla
wants the fucking lot.
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My name's Archy,
formerly known as Archibald.
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I work for a man called Lenny Cole.
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And Lenny Cole has the keys
to the back door of this booming city.
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Let me give you an example
of how Lenny works his magic.
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Two years ago,
this property cost 1 million pounds.
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Today, it costs 5 million.
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How did this happen?
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Attractive tax opportunities
for foreign investment...
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restrictive building consent
and massive hedge-fund bonuses.
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London, my good man...
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is fast becoming the financial
and cultural capital of the world.
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London is on the rise.
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Property value has gone one way: Up.
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And this has left the natives struggling
to keep a foothold in the property ladder.
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I can't teach you how to skin a cat...
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but I can tell you a lot
about the money in bricks and mortar.
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Like he said, it's going one way.
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You need to see a lawyer.
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We do need to see a lawyer.
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Well, it looks like a great deal.
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These are the plans.
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It'll cost 10,
and it'll be worth 20 with planning.
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But, first, you gotta give
the Councillor a drink.
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Same deal as before.
I'll tell them they've got the planning.
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Thank you, Councillor.
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You'll get the planning.
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Take care of the Councillor,
and it'll move like shit through a goose.
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We need help.
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Lenny Cole.
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Dog number one.
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Bet he moves fast
and likes bricks and mortar.
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I do move fast,
and I love bricks and mortar.
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Property's always a safe bet...
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but you gotta know what you're doing,
this ain't soft money.
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Because of these boys'
criminal records...
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the bank won't lend them
the money they need.
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Enter Mr. Lenny Cole...
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London's money-loaning
and fast-moving property magician.
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Don't let me down, boys.
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Come on, give me your hand.
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And this is where he waves
his black magic wand.
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Can't talk now,
but there's been a problem.
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I can't get you the planning.
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Sorry, boys, can't get the planning.
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Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise.
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Because they don't wanna owe Lenny.
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He can't get the planning.
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That's right, sweetheart.
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Can't get the planning?
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You've been fucked.
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What do you mean
you can't get the fucking planning?
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You owe me.
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Right, I get the building,
you lose your share...
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and I'm still out of pocket
two large ones.
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Find it.
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They know they'll have to pay Lenny
before the month is out.
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Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life
very, very uncomfortable.
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We better find it.
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What they don't know
is that Lenny controls the councilors...
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the judges and the lawyers.
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No planning permission will be given
until Lenny wants it.
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And now that he owns the building,
he wants the permission.
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Hello, Councillor?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I hear you got that car
you wanted.
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You're very generous, Len.
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Right, now, sort that planning out,
will you?
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-Sorted, Lenny.
-Good.
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What's wrong with you, Archy?
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Was that not a bit strong, Len?
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They come from the same place as you.
You're gonna clean them out.
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The same place as me?
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Do I look like a fucking immigrant?
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No one gave me a leg up.
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They need a little bit of fear,
otherwise, they'll come up against me.
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They need a little lesson, don't they?
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And that is an example
of how Lenny works.
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Now, today is Lenny's big day.
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He's hit the big time...
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because a new Russian billionaire
desires Lenny's property contacts.
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He wants planning permission
where the law won't allow.
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Lenny Cole is here.
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Lenny will come through...
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but he will rape that Russian
for every ruble he can get.
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Nice to see you, Uri.
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Good. Come and take a seat.
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Excuse me if I am hasty,
but I have a busy day.
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-Oh, that's all right.
-Sit.
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I can see we are very much alike,
you and I, Lenny.
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We like to get things done.
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What's it going to cost me?
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First, let me make it clear exactly
how we can help you benefit from this deal.
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Without me,
you'd be waiting 5 to 10 years...
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before you got permission
to erect your arena.
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Secondly, with British law
as it so stands...
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Lenny, how much?
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7 million euros.
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I expect the guarantee that I have consent
within six months and no red tape.
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Oh, you got it.
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Consider it done.
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-Drink?
-Yeah.
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That's a nice painting, Uri.
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It's got depth, you know.
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That picture has brought me nothing
but luck, Lenny.
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It's my lucky picture.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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You like?
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Yeah.
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Take it for a while.
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Maybe it will give you luck.
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Oh, no, Uri, I... You know, I couldn't.
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We are partners now, I insist.
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I will get it sent around to your house.
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You can give it back to me
when our deal's finalized.
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Well, I thought you lot drank vodka.
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Whiskey is the new vodka.
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You're not joining me?
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I don't drink.
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-Cheers.
-Cheers.
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-You all right, Len?
-Yeah.
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Because you're looking a bit pink.
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Get us some water
and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo?
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Right away, Len.
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He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack.
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Look, stop messing about,
just give me the bottle.
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Sorry, Len.
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How is the billionaires club?
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Well, I tell you what, this Communism
didn't slow him down, did it?
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I'll tell you what, Arch.
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We've hit the big time here.
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Well, what's wrong?
Where's the famous Archy smile?
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You gotta watch yourself with this lot.
I mean, times are changing.
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-They ain't no respecters of the old school.
-Oh, bollocks.
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There's no school like the old school,
and I'm the fucking headmaster.
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That's why he come to me.
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Got it?
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Yeah, got it.
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You think you should have lent him
your lucky picture?
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It makes the peasant feel royal.
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Don't spoil it,
we need him at the moment.
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I want that consent.
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Call the accountant
and get her to clear the money.
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If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones
to grease Lenny's contacts...
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He's gonna need it in cash.
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And for that,
he needs his personal accountant.
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Meet the very gifted
and the financially creative Stella.
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You know why you get deals?
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Because those sad, fat, old men like it
when you swear at them.
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They shake like cocktails
and sweat like Semtex...
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when you raise that posh, little voice.
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You, my love, are a rare commodity.
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Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile.
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I don't feel like smiling.
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I'm a 30-year-old accountant
married to a homosexual lawyer.
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I'm a beard without kids, Bertie.
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For a marriage of convenience,
this can be quite inconvenient.
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Stella, we need to talk.
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Yes, she's right here.
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It's Omovich.
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You sure he isn't gay?
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But what the Russian doesn't know...
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is that his accountant
has got bored of the safe life...
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and is looking for excitement
in all the wrong places.
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Welcome to the Speeler.
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This hot little house of crime is home
to a particularly nefarious group...
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of individuals known locally
as the Wild Bunch.
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There's no way you're gonna get a five,
understand, Bob?
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-They've got nothing on you, son.
-What are you talking about?
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Fred, they've got a grass.
They've got an informer.
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Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary.
Got more information than the Internet.
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-All right, ladies.
-Cookie, how you doing, son?
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Cookie, do you want in?
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I did promise the twins
I'd take them fishing, but fuck it.
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-Throw us in for a quick spin.
-Hey, Mumbles, can I have a word?
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No.
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Mumbles, I'll make it worth your while.
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Coming, dear.
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But in the world of crime,
there's always coincidence.
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And the very men she needs
to fuel her thrills...
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are the very men
that owe Lenny two large ones.
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What's happening?
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You know that lady, the posh pup?
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The one that likes a bit of the rough life?
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The little dangerous accountant. You
haven't heard from her in a little while.
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-I know.
-Well?
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Well, she's offered us
a bit of work, right?
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But, I mean, like, proper work.
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Now, normally, I would just turn her down,
but considering our current situation...
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Let's have a meet.
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I've got one just like that at home,
but with a little boy fishing.
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Is that what they call humor
where you come from?
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Is that what they call art
where you come from?
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You are quite the entertainer,
Mr. One Two.
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And you're also late.
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Please, don't be late.
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I've got some work,
thought you might be interested.
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Go on.
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There are two accountants taking out
7 million euros from a bank I know.
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And it won't be protected.
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Twenty percent for me, as normal.
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The details are in here.
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Anything else?
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Yeah.
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I don't want this coming back to me,
so you could give them a black eye.
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It might help.
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Just a black eye, nothing more.
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Very well, Mrs. Baxter.
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A black eye it is, then.
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Nice shoes, by the way.
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Thank you.
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You'll be able to afford a pair of your own
in a couple of days.
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"Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid,
is missing, presumed dead yesterday..."
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when he fell from the side of a yacht
thought to be owned...
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"by a prominent high-street
fashion magnate."
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Sorry, I don't know what to say.
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Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people
with him in his hot little crack pipe.
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We will never mention this again,
all right, Arch?
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Look, tell the Councillor
to stop fucking about...
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with his little bat and balls
and send him inside.
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Oh, that is sensational, Councillor.
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Did you have lessons as a boy?
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Fancy a cool down?
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Bit of a chat with Lenny?
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-You know Jackie?
-No.
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No, Archy, please, don't say anything.
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Don't you worry about her.
She's a very good friend of mine.
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And a member.
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Oi, Jackie.
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You fancy a runaround
with the Councillor?
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Only if he's wicked.
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What does she mean by that?
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What would you like her to mean by that,
Councillor?
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Come on.
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There we are, plans and papers.
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When you're in bed with Len,
he likes to sweeten a cash deal.
248
00:14:10,858 --> 00:14:13,151
Would you like a cigar?
249
00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:14,986
I don't mind if I do.
250
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:21,075
He wants you sitting in the front row
with a new car sitting in your driveway.
251
00:14:21,243 --> 00:14:24,871
Len's skill lies in his ability
to know where your back needs scratching.
252
00:14:25,039 --> 00:14:27,165
That's a nice lighter.
253
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:31,502
Eight grand they wanted for it,
the greedy toads.
254
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,212
And I paid it.
255
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,797
You know why?
256
00:14:34,965 --> 00:14:36,716
Tell me, Lenny.
257
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,761
It's all about the details.
258
00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:44,307
Is our little deal in there too?
259
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,934
Look at Lenny.
260
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:48,937
Fucking playing with himself,
he's so proud.
261
00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:51,439
He only paid a hundred pounds
for that lighter...
262
00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:54,400
he's making the Councillor sweat
like he stole it himself.
263
00:14:54,568 --> 00:14:56,361
I wouldn't forget about that.
264
00:14:56,820 --> 00:14:58,112
The important things first.
265
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:02,200
You got to hand it to Len,
because he ain't half a naughty bastard.
266
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,077
I'll leave that with you.
267
00:15:04,244 --> 00:15:07,705
Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours
with a right rotten tart...
268
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:09,707
Can't stay here chewing the fat all day.
269
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,584
Man's got a living to make.
270
00:15:11,752 --> 00:15:13,378
I'll phone you in tomorrow.
271
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,297
And he'll be in there like swimwear.
272
00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,216
Take care of him, Jackie.
273
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,219
Lenny, you forgot your lighter.
274
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,804
No, it can't be mine.
275
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,307
It's got your name on it.
276
00:15:28,602 --> 00:15:29,602
All right.
277
00:15:29,770 --> 00:15:32,313
Nothing's gonna stop Lenny
from his big Russian deal.
278
00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:36,067
Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter.
279
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,069
It was a nice touch, wasn't it?
280
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:41,698
Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie.
You give her another drink.
281
00:15:42,449 --> 00:15:43,741
Yeah, you're right.
282
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,703
He wouldn't give me
his favorite painting, would he...
283
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:49,122
if he didn't mean business?
284
00:15:49,289 --> 00:15:54,669
Yeah, I've took it off the easel,
and I've put it on the wall.
285
00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:56,504
Yeah, it looks mag...
286
00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,172
Archy, I've been... Fuck.
287
00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:59,424
Oh, fuck.
288
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,175
Archy?
289
00:16:01,343 --> 00:16:03,761
Archy, I've been robbed.
290
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,388
What?
291
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,348
Hello?
292
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,976
I said, I've been robbed.
293
00:16:10,144 --> 00:16:12,603
Yeah... I don't know when.
294
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:13,771
It's the painting.
295
00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:18,109
Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me.
296
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,112
All right, loaned, for fuck's sake.
297
00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:26,534
Archy, this is not good.
298
00:16:26,702 --> 00:16:28,953
That's his favorite painting.
299
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,956
His lucky painting.
300
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,167
Yeah, all right.
301
00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:37,754
Come around here and bring the troops.
302
00:16:38,172 --> 00:16:39,172
Yeah.
303
00:16:39,339 --> 00:16:41,966
Oh, fuck it, this isn't
what I want to hear.
304
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:45,219
When Lenny's wheels come off,
he's no good to anyone.
305
00:16:45,387 --> 00:16:47,388
Now, he's gonna stick it
straight on my lap.
306
00:16:47,556 --> 00:16:51,434
And Archy is gonna have to go to work.
307
00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:54,979
Where was it, Len?
308
00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:03,112
Well, let's just take a wild stab
in the dark, shall we, Bandy?
309
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:07,492
Archy, slap him, send him to school
because I can't take no more of this.
310
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:08,910
Now, you sort this out.
311
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:14,499
Get that painting back, bring me a body,
because I'm going to back to bed.
312
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:23,925
Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question
like that again, you see Danny there?
313
00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:25,134
He's gonna slap you.
314
00:17:25,552 --> 00:17:28,471
I'm sorry, Arch.
I was just trying to use initiative.
315
00:17:28,639 --> 00:17:30,389
Danny, slap him.
316
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:36,312
With the right, Danny, properly.
317
00:17:37,731 --> 00:17:41,692
No, no, no, come on, do it properly
with the back of the right hand.
318
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,029
-What is this, a tennis match, Arch?
-Slap him.
319
00:17:47,616 --> 00:17:50,493
Oh, for fuck...
320
00:17:52,996 --> 00:17:54,831
Like this.
321
00:17:55,499 --> 00:17:58,042
Now, if you can master a slap like that...
322
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,962
there's no need for your clients
to hold back.
323
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:04,715
They will open up
like a fountain full of words.
324
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,844
No need for strong violence, no, no.
325
00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:10,888
They're transported
back to their childhood.
326
00:18:11,306 --> 00:18:12,723
Putty in your hands.
327
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,600
Ask Bandy.
328
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,019
Look, thinks he's back at school.
329
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,689
But he never went to school, Arch.
330
00:18:20,107 --> 00:18:23,860
You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh?
331
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:28,489
Now, if the slap don't work,
you cut them or you pay them...
332
00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:31,325
but keep your receipts
because this ain't the Mafia.
333
00:18:31,493 --> 00:18:34,120
Now, get out there, look for the painting.
334
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,051
-Hello.
-Hi.
335
00:18:49,219 --> 00:18:50,261
Bye.
336
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,347
If you just put the bags in the car,
close the door, walk away.
337
00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:56,726
Now, now, boys, do as you're told.
338
00:18:56,894 --> 00:19:00,354
Put the bags in the car,
walk away and keep smiling.
339
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,900
Sorry, is this a robbery?
340
00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:06,736
Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off.
341
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,279
Thank you.
342
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,620
-Very good, Mr. One Two.
-Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles.
343
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,673
Yeah, give me the keys.
344
00:19:27,841 --> 00:19:29,133
Thanks.
345
00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:31,969
Yeah, very funny.
346
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:45,983
Oi.
347
00:19:47,569 --> 00:19:48,986
Where's reverse?
348
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,697
You have to lift up the knob
under the...
349
00:19:51,865 --> 00:19:54,325
Gear stick.
350
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,578
Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off.
351
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:21,185
I know an electrician
that could copy one of those for you.
352
00:20:23,647 --> 00:20:25,648
Might take him
a couple of minutes, mind.
353
00:20:26,441 --> 00:20:28,693
Welcome to the nouveau riche,
Mr. One Two.
354
00:20:29,111 --> 00:20:31,195
Here's one for you too, Mrs. Baxter.
355
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,614
Tres chic.
356
00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:41,414
It's a little bit heavier
than it looks on a calculator, isn't it?
357
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:45,001
I see you didn't think
much of the black eye.
358
00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:46,752
I would like to have obliged.
359
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,631
But from a professional point of view,
just didn't seem natural.
360
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,719
Until the next time?
361
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,556
Maybe.
362
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:13,738
The development has been underway
for four years...
363
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:17,450
and will be completed
within another two.
364
00:21:18,452 --> 00:21:20,202
The area covers 12 acres...
365
00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:23,414
and it will become one
of London's premier residences.
366
00:21:27,169 --> 00:21:28,502
Excuse me, gentlemen.
367
00:21:32,341 --> 00:21:33,966
What is it?
368
00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:58,783
Victor, Victor.
369
00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,464
-Yo, Archy.
-One Two.
370
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,299
Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch.
371
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,550
What, you got all of it?
372
00:22:16,718 --> 00:22:20,471
Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor,
so come get it before it melts my boots.
373
00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:21,972
I'll come down to Speeler.
374
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:24,558
Hold on.
375
00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:27,436
Gotta go, got another call. Len?
376
00:22:27,604 --> 00:22:30,314
Archy, the Russian didn't come through
with the money.
377
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,650
Don't worry about that,
the Councillor can wait.
378
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:34,151
I got some good news for you.
379
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:37,154
One Two and Co. Have
come through with the scratch.
380
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,698
-What, all of it?
-So they say.
381
00:22:39,866 --> 00:22:41,409
Where'd they get that from, then?
382
00:22:41,576 --> 00:22:43,661
No idea.
Ask no questions, you'd hear no lies.
383
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:46,122
Listen, all I gotta do now
is find your painting.
384
00:22:46,289 --> 00:22:47,665
Yeah, well, make sure you do find it.
385
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,043
Oh, look, I've gotta go.
There's another call.
386
00:22:51,211 --> 00:22:52,211
Hello?
387
00:22:52,379 --> 00:22:54,839
I have all my people waiting, Lenny.
You can't let me down.
388
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,842
It's a delay.
That's all, Councillor, just a delay.
389
00:22:58,927 --> 00:23:00,511
Well, get back to me soon.
390
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,388
Yeah, of course.
391
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:05,433
Wanker.
392
00:23:06,601 --> 00:23:09,979
I shook your hand, I've nicked your
rings. You didn't know that, did you?
393
00:23:10,897 --> 00:23:12,731
Yes, that's right.
394
00:23:15,402 --> 00:23:18,195
-I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give you 50.
-Gary.
395
00:23:19,239 --> 00:23:20,281
See you.
396
00:23:20,449 --> 00:23:21,574
-Hello, Archy.
-Hello.
397
00:23:21,741 --> 00:23:23,367
Come over here.
398
00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:26,328
Hello, Arch.
What brings you down here?
399
00:23:26,496 --> 00:23:27,705
What do you want, tickets?
400
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,498
I want the Tank.
401
00:23:29,666 --> 00:23:33,127
Right. Well, you won't see him
on the cobbles, not this time of night.
402
00:23:33,295 --> 00:23:37,882
He don't like the cold, see?
He's at the end of that street there.
403
00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:40,509
Tank runs
the biggest ticket-tout organization...
404
00:23:40,677 --> 00:23:42,011
in the West End of London.
405
00:23:42,179 --> 00:23:45,639
He knows more about what moves
on the streets than the rats themselves.
406
00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:50,060
Tank is a fortified world
of disgusting information.
407
00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:52,813
-A word.
-Hello, Arch, what are you doing here?
408
00:23:53,523 --> 00:23:54,857
I need a word.
409
00:23:55,025 --> 00:23:56,984
Don't stand out there
on the cobbles.
410
00:23:57,152 --> 00:23:58,194
Step into my world.
411
00:24:04,826 --> 00:24:07,620
Well, perhaps the birds and the...
412
00:24:07,787 --> 00:24:09,705
Great movie this, Arch.
413
00:24:09,873 --> 00:24:11,749
They've had it redone.
414
00:24:13,126 --> 00:24:15,085
Glorious picture.
415
00:24:15,545 --> 00:24:18,756
And the sound, well, it's exquisite.
416
00:24:19,841 --> 00:24:22,343
Could you turn it down a bit
so we could have a word?
417
00:24:22,511 --> 00:24:23,928
Oh, where are my manners?
418
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:25,930
Sorry, Arch.
What do you want, tickets?
419
00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:28,849
Don't want tickets.
I'm looking for a painting.
420
00:24:29,017 --> 00:24:31,435
A classic painting,
been nicked out of Lenny's house.
421
00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:35,314
You got more feet on the street than
coppers on the beat, so I want you to help.
422
00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:39,276
I'll tell you what,
I'll leave you a little livener.
423
00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:42,071
Here's a couple of large
to get some tongues wagging.
424
00:24:44,824 --> 00:24:47,076
-Yeah.
-Master are you Fred?
425
00:24:47,244 --> 00:24:48,452
It is Fred.
426
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,913
For years,
there's been a well-hidden informer...
427
00:24:51,081 --> 00:24:53,749
that's sent us all down
at one point or another.
428
00:24:53,917 --> 00:24:57,711
And now Bob is looking
at a five-stretch due to this grass.
429
00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:02,633
So, tell me, Handsome,
your mom can't be very happy.
430
00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:04,593
Not with you getting a five-stretch.
431
00:25:04,761 --> 00:25:07,221
Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah?
432
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:10,724
I'm sorry, Bob.
You know I don't mean to offend.
433
00:25:10,892 --> 00:25:13,185
But what makes the situation worse...
434
00:25:13,353 --> 00:25:18,732
is everybody knows this dirty fucking
rat is still lurking somewhere among us.
435
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,943
Evening, gentlemen.
436
00:25:22,112 --> 00:25:24,154
Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely.
437
00:25:24,322 --> 00:25:26,657
Who gives a fuck what you think?
438
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,784
Okay, gentlemen, let's go.
439
00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:33,914
First, my colleague Paul
will be modeling the gray wolf.
440
00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:37,501
I must apologize
for my assistant's handicaps.
441
00:25:37,669 --> 00:25:41,505
He has unusually long arms
and an alarmingly small neck.
442
00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:43,966
I agree it doesn't seem
the right time of year...
443
00:25:44,134 --> 00:25:47,761
to be acquiring a coat
with such thermal efficiency.
444
00:25:47,929 --> 00:25:49,555
It is the middle of fucking summer.
445
00:25:49,723 --> 00:25:52,474
However,
Christmas is always around the corner.
446
00:25:52,642 --> 00:25:54,310
Where did you get these junkies, eh?
447
00:25:54,477 --> 00:25:56,061
What's this, a fucking double act?
448
00:25:56,229 --> 00:25:59,315
Get on with it,
give us the price and then leave.
449
00:25:59,649 --> 00:26:02,860
All in good time, gentlemen,
all in good time.
450
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,863
Next up,
we have a very much sought-after affair...
451
00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:09,783
seen in very, very glossy magazines.
452
00:26:10,327 --> 00:26:14,955
Junkies, as any junkie will tell you,
are not to be trusted.
453
00:26:15,123 --> 00:26:18,667
They take what doesn't belong to them,
not because they're thinking...
454
00:26:18,835 --> 00:26:20,294
but because they're junkies.
455
00:26:20,462 --> 00:26:22,504
What? It's only fire.
456
00:26:22,672 --> 00:26:25,007
Selling stolen fur coats
in the middle of summer...
457
00:26:25,175 --> 00:26:27,718
would not seem peculiar
to the average junkie mind.
458
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:32,222
The famous but rare black bear.
459
00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:36,393
Found in the dark mountains
of Siberian Calcutta.
460
00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:38,646
Get an eyeful of that stripe,
gentlemen, eh?
461
00:26:38,813 --> 00:26:42,107
Oh, have a look,
it's a 6-foot skunk, isn't it?
462
00:26:43,526 --> 00:26:47,863
And all of this could be yours
for the staggeringly low...
463
00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:49,531
-Yeah, hello.
-It's Archy.
464
00:26:49,699 --> 00:26:51,408
-Hello, Arch, come up.
-Open up.
465
00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:54,578
Come up, son.
Right, you two, out of here, live-o.
466
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:56,538
Come on, back door, fuck off.
467
00:26:56,706 --> 00:26:59,083
The Wild Bunch have had to put
extra money on top...
468
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,793
to ignite Lenny's contacts.
469
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,587
And maybe, just maybe,
Lenny's magic wand...
470
00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:07,925
can make Bob's legal paperwork
mysteriously disappear.
471
00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:09,635
You all right, Fred?
472
00:27:09,803 --> 00:27:11,053
Arch.
473
00:27:11,221 --> 00:27:12,388
Mumbles.
474
00:27:12,555 --> 00:27:14,098
Arch.
475
00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:16,725
-Bob.
-Yeah, Archy.
476
00:27:16,893 --> 00:27:18,102
One Two.
477
00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:19,770
Arch.
478
00:27:20,230 --> 00:27:22,189
I see you brought
your biggest gorilla with you.
479
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:25,859
That's very unkind.
480
00:27:26,736 --> 00:27:28,779
You wanna be careful, One Two.
481
00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:31,782
You don't wanna catch another cold,
do you?
482
00:27:33,493 --> 00:27:36,161
Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred.
483
00:27:36,329 --> 00:27:37,371
Everything all right?
484
00:27:37,539 --> 00:27:39,540
It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold.
485
00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:41,125
Good.
486
00:27:43,878 --> 00:27:46,046
So come on, where is it?
487
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,799
What, can't you smell it?
488
00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:50,801
No, I can't.
489
00:27:58,309 --> 00:27:59,977
Look at that, we could make a team.
490
00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:02,354
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch?
491
00:28:02,897 --> 00:28:05,357
Oh, by the way, this is for you.
492
00:28:05,525 --> 00:28:08,235
You buy yourself a new pair
of football boots or something.
493
00:28:08,403 --> 00:28:09,903
Really?
494
00:28:10,071 --> 00:28:12,865
You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you?
495
00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:15,659
Good night, ladies.
496
00:28:18,788 --> 00:28:22,458
They say there are only two days
you enjoy a boat.
497
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,961
The day you buy it
and the day you sell it.
498
00:28:26,713 --> 00:28:29,006
According to my figures,
that sounds about right.
499
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:30,591
What are you gonna do?
500
00:28:30,759 --> 00:28:32,509
Beauty is a cruel mistress.
501
00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:34,428
I must remember that line.
502
00:28:34,596 --> 00:28:36,096
Be my guest.
503
00:28:36,264 --> 00:28:38,807
-Can I pour you a glass?
-No.
504
00:28:38,975 --> 00:28:40,100
Thank you.
505
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:42,352
You know, I like you.
506
00:28:44,063 --> 00:28:45,522
I like the way you are.
507
00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:49,526
Always thinking about business,
very professional.
508
00:28:50,612 --> 00:28:53,280
Well, that's what you pay me to be,
isn't it?
509
00:28:53,823 --> 00:28:55,115
Tell me about your husband.
510
00:28:57,535 --> 00:28:58,827
My husband is a lawyer.
511
00:28:58,995 --> 00:29:00,996
I hear he's very good at what he does.
512
00:29:01,706 --> 00:29:03,665
Maybe we can have some work for him.
513
00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:08,045
Tell me, what do you do for fun?
514
00:29:12,801 --> 00:29:14,301
Have I offended you in some way?
515
00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:17,888
As you said, I'm a professional,
you're my employer.
516
00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:21,225
So as long as it stays that way,
why would I be offended?
517
00:29:23,102 --> 00:29:26,522
You see, Victor?
This is what I am talking about.
518
00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:29,066
This is what I like about this country.
519
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:30,400
They understand hierarchy.
520
00:29:30,568 --> 00:29:34,071
You do your job, I do mine,
and everyone gets along.
521
00:29:34,656 --> 00:29:36,740
Now, back to business.
522
00:29:37,534 --> 00:29:39,076
We have had security problems.
523
00:29:39,702 --> 00:29:41,537
And to cut a long story short...
524
00:29:42,205 --> 00:29:45,749
I need another 7 million euros
lost in the books.
525
00:29:46,334 --> 00:29:50,170
Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do.
526
00:29:50,338 --> 00:29:52,172
I could certainly cover
some of that money...
527
00:29:53,550 --> 00:29:56,176
but even I can't hide 7 million
from the tax man.
528
00:29:57,762 --> 00:29:59,471
But if you are so good...
529
00:29:59,639 --> 00:30:01,390
You devil.
530
00:30:01,558 --> 00:30:02,724
Let me think about it.
531
00:30:03,768 --> 00:30:06,061
There are some options
I've tried to leave open.
532
00:30:08,231 --> 00:30:09,815
Thank you.
533
00:30:26,708 --> 00:30:30,711
-Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up.
-What have I got to cheer up about?
534
00:30:30,879 --> 00:30:33,005
I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10
tomorrow night.
535
00:30:33,172 --> 00:30:37,551
Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay?
So tonight is takeoff time.
536
00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:41,305
And we have got a party
planned for you, my man.
537
00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:44,391
We got a couple of grams of hurry up
and four Jack the Rippers.
538
00:30:44,559 --> 00:30:46,268
We've got the Harris twins.
539
00:30:47,186 --> 00:30:50,731
Probably the most expensive escort girls
ever to have escorted.
540
00:30:50,899 --> 00:30:52,649
Got the night off from the Russians...
541
00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:56,278
and they have been greased down
just for the Bobski.
542
00:31:00,366 --> 00:31:04,620
-Okay, well, I see that cheered you up.
-It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just...
543
00:31:07,373 --> 00:31:08,415
What? It's just what?
544
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,584
You wouldn't understand.
545
00:31:10,752 --> 00:31:12,794
Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair.
546
00:31:12,962 --> 00:31:14,796
I'd understand anything
coming from you.
547
00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:19,176
Would you?
548
00:31:20,136 --> 00:31:21,803
Bob, you're my best mate.
549
00:31:26,225 --> 00:31:29,019
You see, I don't want the strippers,
One Two.
550
00:31:29,979 --> 00:31:31,438
Okay.
551
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:33,941
I want you.
552
00:31:45,411 --> 00:31:47,496
Dirty bastard.
553
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,336
You dirty bastard.
554
00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:59,341
Bob, I know all your girlfriends,
all of them.
555
00:31:59,509 --> 00:32:02,052
I told you, you wouldn't understand.
556
00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,805
What, I wouldn't understand
that you're a fucking homo?
557
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:07,140
You're Handsome Bob.
558
00:32:07,308 --> 00:32:10,727
You're Handsome Bob, the fucking
lady-killer, that's who you are.
559
00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:12,396
Do you hear me, Bob?
560
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:15,816
I mean, I've had showers with you, man.
You've seen my fucking cock.
561
00:32:15,984 --> 00:32:17,734
I should have just kept my mouth shut.
562
00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:19,987
Right, you should have kept
your mouth shut.
563
00:32:20,154 --> 00:32:22,406
We should've just gone
and done the strippers...
564
00:32:22,573 --> 00:32:24,241
like Handsome Bob would've done.
565
00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:26,743
You should drown the cat
instead of letting it out.
566
00:32:26,911 --> 00:32:29,913
No, no, not you. Not fag Bob.
567
00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:50,767
I am so sorry.
568
00:32:54,063 --> 00:32:55,105
Well, I'm sorry.
569
00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:56,815
No, I'm sorry.
570
00:32:56,983 --> 00:32:59,067
-No, I'm sorry.
-No, no, I'm sorry.
571
00:32:59,235 --> 00:33:01,945
No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right?
572
00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:04,322
I went over the top a bit.
573
00:33:04,490 --> 00:33:07,117
And it was a bit
of a fucking surprise, Bob.
574
00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:09,578
It was a bit of a broadside.
575
00:33:09,746 --> 00:33:11,413
It's fine. It's fine.
576
00:33:14,667 --> 00:33:17,169
Five years, you know.
577
00:33:17,837 --> 00:33:20,464
I don't know if I can handle it.
578
00:33:25,344 --> 00:33:28,597
I don't know what I was thinking, Bob.
579
00:33:29,015 --> 00:33:33,143
I mean, there's nothing wrong
with being a poof or being a gay...
580
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:37,147
or whatever it is you call it,
I don't know.
581
00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:41,568
I mean, there's gonna be plenty
of your lot in there.
582
00:33:41,861 --> 00:33:43,820
You'll probably love it.
583
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:47,991
Oh, God.
584
00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:54,664
What...?
585
00:33:54,957 --> 00:33:57,667
What exactly is it that you...?
586
00:33:58,628 --> 00:34:02,547
That you wanna do to me, then, Bob?
587
00:34:05,134 --> 00:34:07,010
Tank, come in.
588
00:34:08,888 --> 00:34:09,930
You want a drink?
589
00:34:10,098 --> 00:34:13,683
No, thanks, Archy.
Not till the sun's past the yard hour.
590
00:34:19,315 --> 00:34:22,943
Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it?
591
00:34:23,444 --> 00:34:26,947
Like that,
Scandinavian pine posing as English oak.
592
00:34:27,115 --> 00:34:29,032
Nice touch, that.
593
00:34:31,369 --> 00:34:33,495
-Whistler.
-Come again?
594
00:34:33,663 --> 00:34:37,207
Nineteenth century,
Beaufort Hunt, master of hounds.
595
00:34:37,542 --> 00:34:38,583
Is that right?
596
00:34:38,751 --> 00:34:42,254
You know a man's cultured
when he's got a Whistler on the wall.
597
00:34:45,466 --> 00:34:46,967
Go on.
598
00:34:52,473 --> 00:34:55,267
Now, you know why they call me Tank,
don't you, Archy?
599
00:34:55,434 --> 00:34:57,686
It's because you're a dirty,
big black bastard.
600
00:34:57,854 --> 00:35:00,522
Think tank, Arch.
601
00:35:00,690 --> 00:35:02,566
Nothing gets past the old think tank.
602
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,442
Nothing.
603
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:09,239
So I thought I'd fire a few questions
into the right direction.
604
00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:13,326
Thought I'd come see you because it looks
like I got news about your painting.
605
00:35:13,494 --> 00:35:15,412
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
606
00:35:16,164 --> 00:35:19,207
Right, let me tell you how this works.
607
00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:22,544
You're going in the drink,
and I'm gonna have a cup of tea.
608
00:35:22,712 --> 00:35:26,173
Beneath your feet
is the famous river Thames.
609
00:35:27,091 --> 00:35:29,593
I just hope for your sakes
you can hold your breath...
610
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,928
for as long as it takes
my kettle to boil.
611
00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:35,682
After that, I'm gonna ask you a question,
just one question.
612
00:35:35,850 --> 00:35:37,559
You're gonna give me a name.
613
00:35:37,727 --> 00:35:39,060
And if it's the right name...
614
00:35:39,228 --> 00:35:42,272
I'm gonna send you home warm and dry
in a fresh set of clothes.
615
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,943
If it's the wrong name,
you'll be fed to the crayfish.
616
00:35:47,111 --> 00:35:49,779
They're American, these crayfish.
617
00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:51,072
Big, hungry bastards.
618
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:54,242
And like most things American,
they've eaten the natives...
619
00:35:54,410 --> 00:35:57,287
but they've still got room for more.
620
00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:58,622
Show him one, Charlie.
621
00:36:01,709 --> 00:36:04,169
All right, see you, enjoy.
622
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,174
No, no, no. They got money.
623
00:36:09,342 --> 00:36:11,384
They stole the fucking money.
624
00:36:11,552 --> 00:36:14,221
I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you,
please.
625
00:36:14,388 --> 00:36:16,097
No, no, no.
626
00:36:16,265 --> 00:36:17,349
Oh, stop, stop.
627
00:36:17,516 --> 00:36:19,517
No, don't.
628
00:36:19,685 --> 00:36:23,146
The American crayfish
was introduced in the '20s.
629
00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:25,649
A guest, if you like.
630
00:36:25,942 --> 00:36:29,986
And like most guests having a good time,
they didn't wanna leave.
631
00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:31,655
Next 50 years...
632
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:36,034
they consumed all the local crayfish,
wiped them out.
633
00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:41,957
And then, they started eating each other.
634
00:36:44,126 --> 00:36:46,878
That's the thing about greed, Arch.
635
00:36:47,213 --> 00:36:49,256
It's blind.
636
00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:53,677
And it doesn't know when to stop.
637
00:36:55,096 --> 00:36:57,180
That's why I'm here.
638
00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,684
To keep order.
639
00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:03,853
Danny, hose him down.
640
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:27,836
Right, who's got that painting?
One name.
641
00:37:28,337 --> 00:37:29,838
Johnny.
642
00:37:30,506 --> 00:37:31,548
Johnny Quid.
643
00:37:33,217 --> 00:37:36,469
The singer from the group,
the Quid Lickers.
644
00:37:36,637 --> 00:37:38,930
This hasn't worked, has it?
645
00:37:39,515 --> 00:37:42,392
-How can a dead man sell you a painting?
-No, he's not dead.
646
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,229
He's not dead, he just tried selling us
that painting and he changed his mind.
647
00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:49,357
-He's got, like, an obsession with it.
-Oh, for fuck's sake.
648
00:37:49,525 --> 00:37:51,484
Archy, put him back in
before I shoot him.
649
00:37:51,652 --> 00:37:54,279
No, please, I know who he is.
We went to school together.
650
00:37:54,447 --> 00:37:55,488
I wouldn't lie to you.
651
00:37:55,656 --> 00:37:57,866
I don't lie.
I've never lied in my life.
652
00:37:58,034 --> 00:38:00,327
Now, please just let me go.
I don't wanna get...
653
00:38:04,999 --> 00:38:06,750
Len, can I have a word?
654
00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:09,085
I really wouldn't lie to you.
655
00:38:15,634 --> 00:38:18,762
-Your boy ain't dead, is he?
-Don't you dare call him my boy.
656
00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:23,266
Oh, you know what I mean.
Your ex's boy, your stepson.
657
00:38:23,976 --> 00:38:26,102
He had a set of keys to the house,
didn't he?
658
00:38:26,270 --> 00:38:28,855
He just won't fucking die,
that cockroach.
659
00:38:29,023 --> 00:38:32,359
That junkie's seen more funerals
than a fucking undertaker, he's poison.
660
00:38:32,526 --> 00:38:36,571
I tell you, the next world war
will have his name written all over it.
661
00:38:38,783 --> 00:38:40,825
Look, you go see...
662
00:38:40,993 --> 00:38:44,996
if you can find them two flash idiots
that used to be his manager.
663
00:38:45,164 --> 00:38:46,998
What are they called?
664
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:48,958
Greek and Minnie?
665
00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:51,461
-Roman and Mickey.
-Yeah, whatever.
666
00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:55,632
Because if anybody can find
that smoking crack pipe, they can.
667
00:38:55,925 --> 00:38:59,052
No, you're not listening to what I'm saying.
That's exactly what I do.
668
00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:02,055
The dry ice, Mickey.
I need the fucking dry ice.
669
00:39:02,223 --> 00:39:03,973
My show just doesn't work without it.
670
00:39:04,141 --> 00:39:05,433
Hold on a second.
671
00:39:05,601 --> 00:39:08,311
If you would've asked me yesterday
for dry ice...
672
00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:11,022
I would've got the driest ice
the world could find...
673
00:39:11,190 --> 00:39:12,607
but you didn't ask me.
674
00:39:12,775 --> 00:39:15,777
You asked me for two cases
of Johnnie Walker Black Label...
675
00:39:15,945 --> 00:39:18,988
and four ladies of the pole,
and I got them for you, didn't I?
676
00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:20,490
Yes.
677
00:39:20,658 --> 00:39:22,450
Yes, you did, I do confess.
678
00:39:22,618 --> 00:39:28,581
But, Mickey, you are the manager,
I'm the rocker.
679
00:39:28,749 --> 00:39:32,252
You got on the hat. Why don't you
just pull something out of it?
680
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,796
My hat is deep and full of magic.
681
00:39:34,964 --> 00:39:38,800
I got rabbits, handkerchiefs and ladies
of the pole drinking Black Label.
682
00:39:39,176 --> 00:39:41,344
I got smoke machines,
bubble machines...
683
00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:46,099
I even got love marines,
and still the hat goes deeper.
684
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:47,934
All right?
685
00:39:48,310 --> 00:39:50,770
But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice.
686
00:39:50,938 --> 00:39:52,564
Okay.
687
00:39:52,898 --> 00:39:54,691
You made your point.
688
00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:59,446
But tomorrow,
might be quite nice to have some dry ice.
689
00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:04,033
-You read this?
-What?
690
00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:07,537
"Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid
fell off a boat," they said.
691
00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:10,457
"Missing, assumed dead," they say.
692
00:40:10,624 --> 00:40:12,000
Our Johnny?
693
00:40:12,168 --> 00:40:16,129
How many rock stars by the name Johnny Quid
do you think there are in the universe?
694
00:40:16,297 --> 00:40:18,631
Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon.
695
00:40:18,799 --> 00:40:21,301
He's no deader
than them shoes you got on.
696
00:40:21,469 --> 00:40:24,554
He'll be gearing himself up,
happy as a clam in a fisherman's net.
697
00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:26,097
June, how dead is Johnny?
698
00:40:26,265 --> 00:40:28,808
If he's dead,
that's the third time this year.
699
00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:31,853
Rockers like that never die.
700
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,192
They just wither and give me pain.
701
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,800
Fifteen Years Earlier
702
00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:04,636
Now, listen to me, boy. Listen.
703
00:41:04,803 --> 00:41:07,680
I never did like you,
neither did your real dad.
704
00:41:07,848 --> 00:41:08,890
You're a reject.
705
00:41:09,058 --> 00:41:12,769
A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror
that I inherited from your mom.
706
00:41:12,937 --> 00:41:15,688
But she ain't with us no more,
so it's just you and me.
707
00:41:15,856 --> 00:41:18,191
Now, next week,
you're going back to school.
708
00:41:18,359 --> 00:41:21,819
The most expensive fucking school
in this country, I might add.
709
00:41:21,987 --> 00:41:23,863
And then you'll be gone
for a whole term.
710
00:41:24,031 --> 00:41:29,494
In the meantime, show some gratitude
and keep the fucking music down.
711
00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:20,795
Go on, John.
712
00:42:20,963 --> 00:42:22,630
Jog it on.
713
00:42:24,258 --> 00:42:26,175
I can't, Pete.
714
00:42:26,635 --> 00:42:28,303
The painting's got me.
715
00:42:28,470 --> 00:42:30,638
That's what art does to you, Pete.
It gets you.
716
00:42:30,806 --> 00:42:33,558
You'd get a good few notes for that.
717
00:42:34,810 --> 00:42:38,021
-You wouldn't understand.
-Why not?
718
00:42:38,188 --> 00:42:41,107
Because you are street scum, Pete.
719
00:42:41,275 --> 00:42:44,319
You're in need of a good education.
That's what you need.
720
00:42:44,486 --> 00:42:46,821
But your dad
didn't give a shit about you, did he?
721
00:42:46,989 --> 00:42:48,865
And that's why you're on the gear.
722
00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:51,701
The gear is your surrogate father.
723
00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:55,371
Leave off, John.
What, is this shrink time?
724
00:42:56,790 --> 00:42:59,584
Come on, Pedro.
725
00:43:00,544 --> 00:43:04,672
I'm your sponsor, doctor.
726
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,301
I'll be your dad if you feel
a bit of regression coming on.
727
00:43:08,886 --> 00:43:12,221
But first, we need a drink in our hands.
728
00:43:14,892 --> 00:43:19,020
My dad used to make me watch Bonanza
every Sunday after church.
729
00:43:19,438 --> 00:43:21,481
Well, that's got
to have done some damage.
730
00:43:21,649 --> 00:43:24,901
-All those guns, nuns and cowboys.
-You think?
731
00:43:25,069 --> 00:43:26,486
It wasn't all bad.
732
00:43:26,654 --> 00:43:28,404
He sometimes made me laugh too.
733
00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:30,740
Well, now we're onto something.
734
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,575
Did he ever interfere with you?
735
00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:35,745
You know, touch you inappropriate-like.
736
00:43:36,330 --> 00:43:38,164
He tickled me, if that's what you mean.
737
00:43:38,332 --> 00:43:41,542
In psychological circles,
there's a technical term for that scenario.
738
00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:43,419
There is?
739
00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:45,880
Monsteroustickalotis.
740
00:43:46,048 --> 00:43:47,590
You what?
741
00:43:48,008 --> 00:43:49,592
Your dad was a tickling monster.
742
00:43:51,428 --> 00:43:53,012
Oi, that's my drink.
743
00:43:53,764 --> 00:43:55,431
Fuck you, sing-along.
744
00:43:55,599 --> 00:43:57,600
You're no help,
and stop calling me Pedro.
745
00:43:58,018 --> 00:43:59,268
Oi.
746
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,522
Come on then, boy.
747
00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:06,275
I'll have you and your girlfriends.
I'll do the lot of youse.
748
00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:10,613
Do I not look like a pothouse?
Six foot down the bar.
749
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:14,450
Go on, jog on, walk on,
goodbye, bon voyage, fuck off.
750
00:44:20,207 --> 00:44:22,125
-Was I good or what, Pete?
-Yeah.
751
00:44:22,292 --> 00:44:23,960
It's all in the eyes.
752
00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:26,295
Junkies, I shit them.
753
00:44:39,601 --> 00:44:41,436
Roman, Mickey.
754
00:44:41,603 --> 00:44:46,315
I tried to stop them,
but they couldn't be stopped.
755
00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:49,610
-I think they just wanted...
-Just wanted to have a chat.
756
00:44:49,778 --> 00:44:51,696
I'm sorry, Mickey.
757
00:44:52,030 --> 00:44:54,449
Yeah, don't worry about it, June.
758
00:44:54,616 --> 00:44:56,617
Why don't you go have another lunch?
759
00:44:56,994 --> 00:44:59,412
Come over here, babe.
We can have it together.
760
00:45:00,456 --> 00:45:02,832
Yeah, sorry to intrude.
761
00:45:03,292 --> 00:45:05,168
They call this a litchi, don't they?
762
00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:06,669
Litchi.
763
00:45:06,837 --> 00:45:08,671
Litchi, litchi.
764
00:45:17,181 --> 00:45:19,766
It's tasty and exotic.
765
00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:21,309
A bit like your June.
766
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,520
Thanks.
767
00:45:28,233 --> 00:45:29,525
Can we help you?
768
00:45:29,693 --> 00:45:31,944
Yeah. You got an act
called the Quid Lickers.
769
00:45:32,112 --> 00:45:34,071
We did, yeah.
770
00:45:39,203 --> 00:45:42,705
And there's a singer called Johnny Quid.
771
00:45:42,873 --> 00:45:44,499
There was.
772
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:47,710
Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid.
773
00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:50,588
I'd like to see him too,
but that's gonna be tricky.
774
00:45:50,756 --> 00:45:52,089
According to the papers...
775
00:45:52,257 --> 00:45:54,884
the only songs Mr. Quid's
gonna be singing are hymns.
776
00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:56,886
And I shed a tear.
777
00:45:57,054 --> 00:46:02,266
I shed a tear for all those bone tops
that read the papers and believe that shit.
778
00:46:02,726 --> 00:46:05,102
But did you see his body?
779
00:46:05,270 --> 00:46:07,271
Did you see him smacked up
and cracked up...
780
00:46:07,439 --> 00:46:10,149
with his tongue on his chin
and his cock in his hand...
781
00:46:10,317 --> 00:46:12,944
swinging from the rafters
like a real RocknRolla?
782
00:46:13,111 --> 00:46:14,737
No, you didn't, did you?
783
00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:17,532
And nobody else
fucking did either, did they?
784
00:46:17,699 --> 00:46:19,742
Because he ain't dead.
785
00:46:19,910 --> 00:46:23,538
He's alive, alive-o somewhere,
selling cockles and mussels...
786
00:46:23,705 --> 00:46:26,749
and a very important painting
that doesn't belong to him.
787
00:46:27,876 --> 00:46:30,419
I'm sorry,
what does this have to do with us?
788
00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:35,258
You have 12 licenses
within a jurisdiction which I control.
789
00:46:35,425 --> 00:46:37,718
So if you wanna play on,
do what I tell you.
790
00:46:41,181 --> 00:46:43,140
I can tell what you're thinking now.
791
00:46:43,308 --> 00:46:45,017
Well, there's not much you can't do.
792
00:46:45,185 --> 00:46:47,562
Slow down, Tinkerbell.
793
00:46:49,606 --> 00:46:52,775
You'll never sing the same
If your teeth ain't your own
794
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,574
Wait, so you guys
are gonna take care of him?
795
00:46:59,741 --> 00:47:02,076
What do you think we are, gangsters?
796
00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:04,120
That's not my style.
797
00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:08,040
So do us all a favor
before you catch a cold.
798
00:47:14,256 --> 00:47:15,631
There he is.
799
00:47:16,133 --> 00:47:17,967
You were missed in court this morning.
800
00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:19,594
Not very compassionate, is it?
801
00:47:19,761 --> 00:47:21,929
Not turning up to your amigo's funeral.
802
00:47:22,306 --> 00:47:25,808
Yeah, everyone else was there,
except you.
803
00:47:26,268 --> 00:47:28,352
And I got the feeling
that the only person...
804
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,772
that Handsome
really wanted to see there was you.
805
00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:36,444
All right, well,
what are you saying, Fred?
806
00:47:36,612 --> 00:47:39,488
What the fuck are you getting at?
Come on, out with it.
807
00:47:39,656 --> 00:47:41,657
Leave it.
808
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,493
We all know how much you loved Bob.
809
00:47:45,746 --> 00:47:48,414
What exactly do you mean, loved Bob?
810
00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:50,541
Guess who.
811
00:47:51,376 --> 00:47:53,377
Prosecution lost the paperwork.
I'm off ski.
812
00:47:53,545 --> 00:47:54,754
Case is closed.
813
00:47:59,843 --> 00:48:01,636
Five years.
814
00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:10,019
You're supposed to be in fucking...
815
00:48:10,187 --> 00:48:12,480
One Two, phone for you.
816
00:48:17,361 --> 00:48:20,279
Someone lose a bit of paperwork,
did they, One Two?
817
00:48:20,447 --> 00:48:22,782
-Very clever.
-Yeah, well, next time, you remember.
818
00:48:22,950 --> 00:48:26,118
That's exactly why you pay Lenny,
understood?
819
00:48:26,286 --> 00:48:28,454
-All right.
-Good.
820
00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:34,502
How did you get this number?
821
00:48:34,670 --> 00:48:36,545
Oh, I can get any number.
822
00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:38,214
I work with numbers, don't I?
823
00:48:38,882 --> 00:48:41,968
One point for initiative,
and two to tell me what's on your mind.
824
00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:46,055
My old man's having a party tonight,
and he needs some smarties.
825
00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:48,683
It's a liberty,
but I thought you might know someone.
826
00:48:48,850 --> 00:48:51,560
-Sorry, not my thing.
-And I've got a bit of work for you.
827
00:48:52,187 --> 00:48:55,398
You can bring your friends.
Lots of interesting people there.
828
00:48:55,565 --> 00:48:58,734
-Rich and famous, great and the good.
-All right.
829
00:48:59,486 --> 00:49:01,487
Let me see what I can do.
830
00:49:30,809 --> 00:49:32,435
Okay?
831
00:49:45,824 --> 00:49:49,201
Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey.
That, I must say.
832
00:49:49,369 --> 00:49:51,412
I suppose you're wondering
why you are here.
833
00:49:51,580 --> 00:49:55,124
Well, I assume you just wanted to check
that everything was kosher my end.
834
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:58,169
I was surprised
when you didn't come through...
835
00:49:58,336 --> 00:49:59,628
at the appropriate time.
836
00:49:59,796 --> 00:50:02,590
But then,
I reckon you must have your reasons.
837
00:50:02,758 --> 00:50:03,799
I understand that.
838
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:06,802
And I wouldn't like things
to go wrong either...
839
00:50:06,970 --> 00:50:10,014
which brings me conveniently
to my next point.
840
00:50:10,474 --> 00:50:12,975
Ever since the painting,
you know, my lucky painting...
841
00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:19,231
hasn't been hanging on my wall,
things have not been so lucky.
842
00:50:19,399 --> 00:50:22,860
I know this is a rude request because
we have not concluded our business...
843
00:50:23,028 --> 00:50:26,655
but I feel as though I need it.
844
00:50:27,074 --> 00:50:28,365
Yeah.
845
00:50:34,331 --> 00:50:37,166
Fucking hell.
He's given you that bar tan again.
846
00:50:37,334 --> 00:50:40,419
-You wanna lay off that vodka.
-Shut up, Arch.
847
00:50:40,587 --> 00:50:43,130
-Everything all right?
-No, it fucking ain't all right.
848
00:50:43,298 --> 00:50:45,883
He wants his painting back.
His lucky painting.
849
00:50:46,051 --> 00:50:47,510
Painting?
850
00:50:48,178 --> 00:50:50,846
-That is a bit of a problem.
-You should've seen his eyes.
851
00:50:51,014 --> 00:50:54,141
I swear, they changed color.
They went fucking red.
852
00:50:55,143 --> 00:50:58,062
They don't care
whose soil they're on, this lot.
853
00:50:58,396 --> 00:51:01,065
They could buy up half of London
without breaking a sweat.
854
00:51:01,233 --> 00:51:02,274
You're small-time.
855
00:51:02,442 --> 00:51:04,360
They click their fingers,
we'd be ether.
856
00:51:04,528 --> 00:51:08,322
You speak to me like that again,
I'll cut your fucking tongue out.
857
00:51:08,490 --> 00:51:11,158
I run this town. You got that?
858
00:51:11,326 --> 00:51:12,868
Me.
859
00:51:13,995 --> 00:51:17,206
Anyone who thinks he's rude enough,
let him raise a finger...
860
00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:21,210
because I'll tear his fucking arm off.
861
00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:25,214
Do you understand that, Archy, do you?
862
00:51:25,590 --> 00:51:27,550
Yeah, yeah, I understand that.
863
00:51:30,053 --> 00:51:32,221
How about that?
864
00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:35,182
Johnny Quid's daddy.
865
00:51:36,143 --> 00:51:38,602
How did that go under the radar?
866
00:51:39,271 --> 00:51:40,437
Why doesn't anybody know?
867
00:51:40,605 --> 00:51:43,232
Would you want anyone to know
if that was your dad?
868
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,235
Would we have signed him
if we would've known?
869
00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:48,237
I know what.
870
00:51:48,405 --> 00:51:52,199
We better give
that man something, anything.
871
00:51:52,367 --> 00:51:56,078
A bed that's been slept in,
a bone for his dog, some token of effort.
872
00:51:56,246 --> 00:52:00,166
If you want to find Johnny,
you have to see Cookie.
873
00:52:06,339 --> 00:52:07,840
Who are you?
874
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,801
My name's Cookie.
875
00:52:11,303 --> 00:52:12,428
You must be with Stella.
876
00:52:12,846 --> 00:52:14,180
No, we're the SWAT team.
877
00:52:15,098 --> 00:52:16,557
Well, you better get swatting.
878
00:52:21,271 --> 00:52:22,771
This is gonna be a scream.
879
00:52:22,939 --> 00:52:24,273
Tallyho.
880
00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:26,734
-Fred, get them in.
-Come here.
881
00:52:26,902 --> 00:52:29,987
-Why me?
-Because you look like one of them.
882
00:52:30,447 --> 00:52:33,240
Take that chewing gum off your feet
before you start dancing.
883
00:52:33,408 --> 00:52:34,783
Follow me, boys.
884
00:52:40,832 --> 00:52:43,334
So who the man?
885
00:52:43,501 --> 00:52:46,212
-Cookie, I think that's your cue.
-Who's got the gear?
886
00:52:46,379 --> 00:52:48,130
Think I'll have a little dance first.
887
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:51,383
-Fred, you fancy it?
-Yeah, go on.
888
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:55,763
Look at the girls.
889
00:52:59,226 --> 00:53:02,102
Excuse me, darling.
What the fuck are you doing here, Bob?
890
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,397
Well, all the boys were coming,
and I didn't have any plans.
891
00:53:05,565 --> 00:53:07,316
I thought I was gonna be locked up.
892
00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:09,276
So I thought I'd come and celebrate.
893
00:53:09,653 --> 00:53:12,821
-Do you fucking mind?
-Of course I fucking mind, Bob.
894
00:53:13,198 --> 00:53:15,616
What happened last night, okay,
between you and I...
895
00:53:15,784 --> 00:53:17,826
that's our little secret, all right?
896
00:53:18,245 --> 00:53:21,330
It happened because you're
supposed to be going to prison today.
897
00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:24,833
If you tell anybody
about what happened last night, anybody...
898
00:53:27,003 --> 00:53:29,797
-Oh, good evening, gentlemen.
-Hi.
899
00:53:29,965 --> 00:53:31,757
-Fuck...
-Help yourselves to drinks.
900
00:53:31,925 --> 00:53:33,342
Okay, definitely, yeah.
901
00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:37,846
-Go that way.
-She's nice.
902
00:53:38,014 --> 00:53:39,431
Go that way.
903
00:53:41,434 --> 00:53:44,853
Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude,"
you know what I mean?
904
00:53:46,815 --> 00:53:48,274
All right.
905
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,944
Drink?
906
00:53:52,112 --> 00:53:54,321
-Dance?
-You're a dancer?
907
00:53:55,198 --> 00:53:56,949
Am I a dancer?
908
00:53:57,117 --> 00:53:59,368
Shall we set the record straight?
909
00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:03,622
See, my dad was a dancer,
and his dad before him.
910
00:54:03,790 --> 00:54:08,085
So finally, it percolated
through the old DNA.
911
00:54:11,589 --> 00:54:13,340
You're not joining me?
912
00:54:14,342 --> 00:54:15,718
Sure.
913
00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:17,803
I like to dance.
914
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,400
HELLO, I sense a
bit of competition here
915
00:54:34,779 --> 00:54:35,904
No.
916
00:54:36,072 --> 00:54:38,741
I'm Bertie. It's my party.
917
00:54:38,908 --> 00:54:40,576
So you're part of the Wild Bunch?
918
00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:43,078
Stella says you're dangerous.
919
00:54:44,998 --> 00:54:46,040
I am dangerous.
920
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,200
That job's back on again
921
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,600
Steady, you'll throw my rhythm
922
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,500
Same time...
923
00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,900
Same place...
924
00:54:59,924 --> 00:55:01,224
Same money...
925
00:55:03,350 --> 00:55:06,435
Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?
926
00:55:06,603 --> 00:55:07,603
No.
927
00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:09,563
He is the Wild Bunch.
928
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,300
What about security?
929
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:14,200
Same as before...
930
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,200
Except they're not my accountants,
931
00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:18,100
A couple of heavies.
932
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:20,524
Apart from that,
should be the same.
933
00:55:23,953 --> 00:55:26,246
-I know all about your type.
-Oh, yeah?
934
00:55:26,414 --> 00:55:28,874
-How's that, then?
-I'm a criminal lawyer.
935
00:55:29,042 --> 00:55:32,544
And I know a secret
about your part of town.
936
00:55:32,712 --> 00:55:34,421
What's that, then, Bertie?
937
00:55:34,589 --> 00:55:37,299
You have an informer
in your neck of the woods.
938
00:55:38,635 --> 00:55:40,386
What's his name?
939
00:55:40,553 --> 00:55:42,805
You have to pay for secrets.
940
00:55:42,972 --> 00:55:45,808
Now, now, that's not very nice, is it?
941
00:55:47,310 --> 00:55:48,811
What's your price?
942
00:55:48,978 --> 00:55:53,649
And remember, I am dangerous.
943
00:55:53,817 --> 00:55:56,902
I want to meet the Wild Bunch.
944
00:56:01,116 --> 00:56:03,450
See that man sitting on the sofa?
945
00:56:03,618 --> 00:56:05,661
-Oh, the queen who's screwing me out.
-Yeah.
946
00:56:05,829 --> 00:56:07,996
-It's a bit hard to miss him.
-Do me a favor.
947
00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:11,250
-Go and chat him up, will you?
-Fuck off, who do you think I am?
948
00:56:11,418 --> 00:56:14,753
No, no, he's a big time lawyer
who reckons he knows about an informer...
949
00:56:14,921 --> 00:56:16,171
in our part of town.
950
00:56:16,339 --> 00:56:18,006
Now, you were facing a five-stretch.
951
00:56:18,174 --> 00:56:20,551
And I figured
you might be interested, ain't it?
952
00:56:28,268 --> 00:56:29,309
-Hey.
-How you doing?
953
00:56:29,477 --> 00:56:30,519
All right.
954
00:56:30,687 --> 00:56:33,021
-So we got another job on again.
-Yeah?
955
00:56:33,189 --> 00:56:34,314
Same one as before.
956
00:56:34,482 --> 00:56:37,818
Cor, it's all going down in here.
It's the den of iniquity, I tell you.
957
00:56:37,986 --> 00:56:39,653
I hear you have a secret.
958
00:56:39,821 --> 00:56:42,030
And by the looks of you,
you have more than one.
959
00:56:42,198 --> 00:56:44,158
I don't want to talk about work.
960
00:56:44,325 --> 00:56:49,204
If you tell me who this informer is,
then we can talk about anything you want.
961
00:56:49,789 --> 00:56:52,207
I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air.
Catch you...
962
00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:54,835
Oi, One Two, I owe you one.
963
00:56:55,003 --> 00:56:58,964
This lot are doing more bugle
than a brass section.
964
00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:01,967
-I'm happy for you, Cookie.
-Yeah.
965
00:57:07,807 --> 00:57:11,685
If he's an informer,
you'll have his depositions, poems.
966
00:57:11,853 --> 00:57:16,023
My, my, not just a pretty face.
967
00:57:16,733 --> 00:57:18,734
How'd you know
about those sort of things?
968
00:57:19,235 --> 00:57:20,569
Give me your mobile.
969
00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:22,321
-What?
-You heard me.
970
00:57:22,489 --> 00:57:24,031
Do as you're told.
971
00:57:30,205 --> 00:57:31,747
That's nice.
972
00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:39,129
Here, we'll go for a drink next week,
and I'll tell you all about it.
973
00:57:41,966 --> 00:57:44,301
All I need is some paperwork.
974
00:57:49,015 --> 00:57:51,099
Wait up, sing-along.
975
00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:54,686
Where's the rush?
976
00:57:54,854 --> 00:57:56,021
All right.
977
00:57:56,397 --> 00:57:58,607
-What's wrong?
-Get that Archy on the phone.
978
00:57:58,775 --> 00:58:00,734
-I think we got a problem.
-What?
979
00:58:00,902 --> 00:58:03,153
How much is it gonna cost
if we shut down tonight?
980
00:58:03,321 --> 00:58:05,405
-Eleven thousand, three hundred...
-All right.
981
00:58:05,573 --> 00:58:07,407
Go out there
and see what's going down.
982
00:58:17,835 --> 00:58:20,921
You, what do you think
you're doing?
983
00:58:21,089 --> 00:58:22,965
What do you think?
We're trying to get in.
984
00:58:23,132 --> 00:58:24,591
Go home, wasters.
985
00:58:24,759 --> 00:58:28,470
-It costs money to get in here.
-Yes, I'm aware of that, my good man.
986
00:58:28,638 --> 00:58:30,055
Mr. Archy.
987
00:58:30,765 --> 00:58:33,141
No, you can't shut us down.
We got an act on.
988
00:58:33,309 --> 00:58:36,436
-And I'm interested?
-We got a band on-stage right now.
989
00:58:36,604 --> 00:58:37,813
-Find him.
-I understand.
990
00:58:37,981 --> 00:58:41,316
Listen, but I have to keep the club open.
You hear that shit?
991
00:58:41,484 --> 00:58:42,693
Run along, junkies.
992
00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:45,487
Oi, lookie but no touchy.
993
00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:47,614
Get off of him, you slag.
994
00:58:47,782 --> 00:58:50,450
He is absolute class.
995
00:58:54,831 --> 00:58:58,000
I gotta keep the club open.
We got 400 people in here.
996
00:59:03,923 --> 00:59:05,882
Leave it, John. I'm happy.
997
00:59:06,050 --> 00:59:09,011
I'm all right down here, mate.
Let's call it a night, eh?
998
00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:12,347
-I'll fucking show him happy.
-Oh, no.
999
00:59:24,694 --> 00:59:26,028
Fancy some more talent, boy?
1000
00:59:26,904 --> 00:59:29,573
I'd like to make a complaint.
What's your name?
1001
00:59:29,741 --> 00:59:33,452
Jog on, boy,
before I grind your bones to make my bread.
1002
01:00:23,753 --> 01:00:25,379
Night, night.
1003
01:00:26,756 --> 01:00:28,382
-Fucking mutt.
-Look at this, man.
1004
01:00:28,549 --> 01:00:31,385
-It's a damn revolution going on outside.
-No shit.
1005
01:00:31,552 --> 01:00:35,180
If we wanna keep our license
and the lights on, we gotta go find Cookie.
1006
01:00:41,688 --> 01:00:44,690
We'll put rock salt in the shells,
stick them in the revolver.
1007
01:00:44,857 --> 01:00:48,193
If they get large, we'll bang a couple
into them, should slow them down.
1008
01:00:48,361 --> 01:00:50,028
And they won't know the difference.
1009
01:00:50,196 --> 01:00:53,115
And then Bob's our driver, and...
1010
01:00:53,282 --> 01:00:55,909
-I don't wanna use Bob.
-What?
1011
01:00:56,077 --> 01:00:58,036
-I don't want to use Bob.
-He's our driver.
1012
01:00:58,204 --> 01:01:00,497
The Wild Bunch is not complete
without the driver.
1013
01:01:00,665 --> 01:01:02,040
No.
1014
01:01:02,625 --> 01:01:04,543
What's happened
between you and Bob, then?
1015
01:01:08,464 --> 01:01:13,301
Mumbles, there is something about Bob
that I don't think you know.
1016
01:01:13,469 --> 01:01:15,804
What's that, then? That he's a poof?
1017
01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:20,267
-How the fuck did you know that?
-Come on, everyone knows he's a flamer.
1018
01:01:20,435 --> 01:01:24,062
You're the only one that doesn't.
No. He likes the boys.
1019
01:01:24,230 --> 01:01:26,148
It's sausage and beans
all day long, mate.
1020
01:01:26,315 --> 01:01:28,150
What the fuck are you talking about?
1021
01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:32,779
-Did he make a pass at you?
-Yes, he fucking did.
1022
01:01:32,947 --> 01:01:34,531
So, what's the problem?
1023
01:01:34,699 --> 01:01:37,409
It was supposed to be his last night.
You took care of him.
1024
01:01:37,577 --> 01:01:40,662
That's what friends do for one another.
Well done.
1025
01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:42,956
And I won't tell the chaps.
1026
01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:48,003
What the fuck do you mean?
You won't tell the chaps what?
1027
01:01:49,172 --> 01:01:51,173
So, what did you do? Did you suck his...?
1028
01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:53,341
Hey, hey, that's enough, all right?
1029
01:01:54,510 --> 01:01:57,387
What the fuck is going on here?
1030
01:01:57,722 --> 01:01:59,097
What? Did you suck his...?
1031
01:01:59,265 --> 01:02:01,433
-You must have touched him.
-No.
1032
01:02:01,601 --> 01:02:03,143
Hold on.
1033
01:02:05,354 --> 01:02:07,689
I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles?
1034
01:02:10,276 --> 01:02:12,694
He just asked
if I wanted a dance, that's all.
1035
01:02:16,032 --> 01:02:17,282
Was it a slow dance?
1036
01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:27,959
What has he done to me?
1037
01:02:28,127 --> 01:02:31,463
Mr. One Two, I think there is something
you should know about our Bob.
1038
01:02:32,507 --> 01:02:35,258
Who do you think looked after your mom
before she died...
1039
01:02:35,426 --> 01:02:38,011
when you was doing a two-stretch?
1040
01:02:38,179 --> 01:02:40,555
Because it wasn't me,
and I'm your best fucking pal.
1041
01:02:40,723 --> 01:02:42,182
No, it was Bob.
1042
01:02:42,350 --> 01:02:46,895
Bob was around there six times a week
making sure she was looked after.
1043
01:02:47,063 --> 01:02:51,691
You tore your mom's heart out when you
went away. Bob did his best to put it back.
1044
01:02:54,904 --> 01:02:57,113
I tell you something, Mr. One Two.
1045
01:02:57,281 --> 01:03:01,451
If I could be half the human that Bob is
at the price of being a poof...
1046
01:03:01,619 --> 01:03:03,370
I'd think about it.
1047
01:03:04,997 --> 01:03:08,208
Not for too long,
but I'd have to pause, you know?
1048
01:03:11,671 --> 01:03:14,589
And the kid looks up and goes,
"Well, what do you fucking think?"
1049
01:03:16,551 --> 01:03:19,594
That joke was a lot funnier
when I told it to you last week.
1050
01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:21,596
Can I have a word with you, Cookie?
1051
01:03:21,764 --> 01:03:23,223
Treacles, would you mind?
1052
01:03:23,391 --> 01:03:25,559
On your toes. Five minutes.
1053
01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:32,482
Hey.
1054
01:03:33,025 --> 01:03:35,610
We need to know where Johnny Quid is.
1055
01:03:37,822 --> 01:03:40,448
You should probably be the first
to know, but isn't he...?
1056
01:03:40,616 --> 01:03:44,619
I know. Come on, you know
and I know that nothing killed Johnny.
1057
01:03:45,079 --> 01:03:48,456
Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking
his life up for the past five years.
1058
01:03:48,624 --> 01:03:51,084
Come on, show our boy a little love.
1059
01:03:54,088 --> 01:03:57,215
You ever bought a ticket
to the junkies' boneyard, Roman?
1060
01:03:57,884 --> 01:04:02,596
It's an unpleasant place
called curl up and die.
1061
01:04:03,222 --> 01:04:04,848
Might sound like a hair salon...
1062
01:04:05,016 --> 01:04:07,976
but it don't fucking look like one,
I can tell you.
1063
01:04:08,519 --> 01:04:14,900
It's a terrible sight,
and a horrible sound listening to a man...
1064
01:04:15,902 --> 01:04:19,571
sucking his soul
through the hole in the pipe.
1065
01:04:20,239 --> 01:04:22,782
And even worse
when he tries to tear it back.
1066
01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:25,327
I've been there, and I've done that.
1067
01:04:25,494 --> 01:04:28,330
He has been here, and he has done that.
1068
01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:32,626
And then I nailed that demon
in a smoke-proof coffin.
1069
01:04:32,793 --> 01:04:34,878
And I did it all with Johnny.
1070
01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,130
I love that man.
1071
01:04:37,298 --> 01:04:39,424
He's what you call class.
1072
01:04:39,592 --> 01:04:41,927
If you had any brains, Roman,
you'd love him too.
1073
01:04:42,094 --> 01:04:46,973
You know, his music sales have gone up
a thousand percent in two weeks.
1074
01:04:49,143 --> 01:04:52,312
You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows...
1075
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:56,483
that a rocker
is worth more dead than alive.
1076
01:04:57,068 --> 01:04:59,027
Silly world, isn't it?
1077
01:05:00,988 --> 01:05:04,574
Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me.
1078
01:05:04,742 --> 01:05:07,953
He has to travel far and wide.
1079
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:09,412
But do leave me your number.
1080
01:05:09,580 --> 01:05:13,875
And if the dead feels like calling...
1081
01:05:14,377 --> 01:05:16,544
you'll be the first to know.
1082
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,000
How do you think I got that?
1083
01:06:29,024 --> 01:06:30,824
Looks like tank tracks.
1084
01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:32,900
Caught in tank tracks.
1085
01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:35,672
Victor pulled me out. And this one...?
1086
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,000
Stem grenade.
1087
01:06:39,024 --> 01:06:41,024
-I have one of those.
-Let's have a look.
1088
01:06:41,048 --> 01:06:43,048
One minute.
1089
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,500
Beautiful. How many of
those do you have?
1090
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,400
Many. There's this one here...barbwire.
1091
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,400
-Mine are worse.
-Show me then.
1092
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Thirty-caliber from the
streets of Grozny.
1093
01:07:12,453 --> 01:07:14,788
I'll have the painting for you
in a couple of days.
1094
01:07:14,955 --> 01:07:18,500
I had it locked up with some other goods.
You know, I was keeping it safe.
1095
01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:21,628
And then Archy goes and loses the key.
1096
01:07:21,796 --> 01:07:23,379
Don't you, Arch?
1097
01:07:25,049 --> 01:07:28,301
So I'm not trying to be funny,
but I've got this payment tonight...
1098
01:07:28,469 --> 01:07:32,639
and if there's any chance
of having the money...
1099
01:07:38,771 --> 01:07:40,897
Where the fuck has he gone, then?
1100
01:07:41,649 --> 01:07:45,193
I don't know. But I don't think he was
too impressed with that story, Len.
1101
01:07:46,821 --> 01:07:49,531
Something wrong with these immigrants.
I don't trust them.
1102
01:07:49,698 --> 01:07:51,616
I think we're being set up.
1103
01:07:51,784 --> 01:07:54,661
I don't know how,
but something is wrong.
1104
01:07:54,995 --> 01:07:56,663
I can smell it with my sniffer.
1105
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,600
Lenny is the only one that knew
that they were carrying the money.
1106
01:08:00,209 --> 01:08:02,335
He doesn't have the balls or the brains.
1107
01:08:02,503 --> 01:08:05,380
He's a crook.
Small-time, backhanding crook.
1108
01:08:05,404 --> 01:08:07,904
Once could be a coincidence - but twice?
1109
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,600
And the painting, your lucky painting?
1110
01:08:11,887 --> 01:08:13,972
I think he's trying
to make fool out of you.
1111
01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:16,015
Adjourn the meeting.
1112
01:08:32,491 --> 01:08:34,909
Oh, my God, you're a mess.
1113
01:08:35,828 --> 01:08:37,453
There you go.
1114
01:08:41,041 --> 01:08:42,458
Are you all right?
1115
01:08:42,626 --> 01:08:45,587
That is a rhetorical question, I hope.
1116
01:08:47,965 --> 01:08:53,261
I'll have a water, please,
with a big, long straw.
1117
01:08:53,679 --> 01:08:55,221
Thank you.
1118
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:04,772
So you don't wanna know
what happened?
1119
01:09:25,628 --> 01:09:27,629
Put it, put it. Cut it.
1120
01:09:30,299 --> 01:09:32,091
I know what happened.
1121
01:09:41,227 --> 01:09:43,728
-Don't go in there.
-Mumbles.
1122
01:09:45,064 --> 01:09:46,105
Mace him.
1123
01:09:46,607 --> 01:09:47,941
Hollandaise?
1124
01:09:48,108 --> 01:09:49,817
I see you ordered already.
1125
01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:51,444
You were late.
1126
01:09:51,987 --> 01:09:53,404
The bastard's gonna hit me.
1127
01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:56,157
-Mace him, Mumbles.
-What?
1128
01:09:56,325 --> 01:09:57,784
-Not me, you idiot.
-What?
1129
01:09:57,952 --> 01:09:59,494
-I can't move my...
-What?
1130
01:10:10,839 --> 01:10:12,882
This way, this way, this way.
1131
01:10:18,514 --> 01:10:20,515
Shouldn't you have taken precautions?
1132
01:10:26,981 --> 01:10:28,648
Precautions?
1133
01:10:36,282 --> 01:10:38,199
-Did you see that?
-What happened?
1134
01:10:38,367 --> 01:10:39,784
God.
1135
01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:42,787
Well, it's your job, isn't it?
1136
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:59,095
What are these guys made of?
1137
01:11:01,056 --> 01:11:02,348
I didn't realize.
1138
01:11:02,516 --> 01:11:04,392
Realize?
1139
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,311
You didn't realize that they had guns?
1140
01:11:08,022 --> 01:11:10,690
Big, long, dangerous machine guns.
1141
01:11:11,567 --> 01:11:13,735
With war criminals
attached to the trigger.
1142
01:11:16,780 --> 01:11:17,822
Please, stay down.
1143
01:11:20,826 --> 01:11:22,493
Just fuck off.
1144
01:11:42,931 --> 01:11:44,932
Get out of the fucking way now.
1145
01:11:51,273 --> 01:11:52,690
You know what, darling?
1146
01:11:52,858 --> 01:11:57,236
I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here
under the table for you, okay?
1147
01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:03,159
Fucking hell.
1148
01:12:07,289 --> 01:12:08,956
Shit.
1149
01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:11,125
Hold up.
1150
01:12:13,128 --> 01:12:14,754
Oh, my...
1151
01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:22,595
Oh, fucking hell.
1152
01:12:29,395 --> 01:12:30,812
Abandon ship.
1153
01:12:31,563 --> 01:12:32,647
Run for your lives.
1154
01:13:31,957 --> 01:13:34,459
Come on. Come on.
1155
01:13:37,004 --> 01:13:39,464
Come back with my bike,
you dirty bastard.
1156
01:15:28,115 --> 01:15:29,657
Goodbye, sweetheart.
1157
01:15:29,825 --> 01:15:31,659
You're way too dangerous for me.
1158
01:15:36,873 --> 01:15:39,500
-Did I overdo it with the limp?
-No, the limp was good.
1159
01:15:39,668 --> 01:15:41,544
She's a wild one.
1160
01:15:41,712 --> 01:15:44,005
She likes you, boy-o.
1161
01:15:44,339 --> 01:15:46,090
Rather her than you, Bob.
1162
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,356
I don't care if he is fucking busy, Archy.
1163
01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:04,942
If we call, he answers. That's the deal.
1164
01:16:05,110 --> 01:16:06,277
Oh, there he is.
1165
01:16:06,445 --> 01:16:08,779
Oi, Councillor.
1166
01:16:09,197 --> 01:16:10,740
Councillor.
1167
01:16:10,907 --> 01:16:11,991
I'll see you at lunch.
1168
01:16:12,159 --> 01:16:14,535
Something wrong with your telephone?
1169
01:16:14,703 --> 01:16:16,704
Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here?
1170
01:16:16,872 --> 01:16:20,541
I go wherever I fucking like
because this is my town, not yours...
1171
01:16:20,709 --> 01:16:25,504
no matter what you and your pen-pushing
immigrant boy scouts might think.
1172
01:16:26,423 --> 01:16:28,424
So, what's going on?
1173
01:16:28,592 --> 01:16:30,259
Step in here.
1174
01:16:32,387 --> 01:16:33,679
I can't do it.
1175
01:16:33,847 --> 01:16:37,350
You've left it too long. You want
something the city has a ruling against.
1176
01:16:37,517 --> 01:16:39,352
They wouldn't give permission to build.
1177
01:16:39,519 --> 01:16:41,228
Don't give me that shit.
1178
01:16:41,396 --> 01:16:43,522
I look out my window,
I see 20 buildings...
1179
01:16:43,690 --> 01:16:45,399
this city said they'd never build.
1180
01:16:45,567 --> 01:16:49,195
How did that happen? The termites got
together for a building party, did they?
1181
01:16:49,571 --> 01:16:52,615
No, sunshine.
It was backhanders putting them up.
1182
01:16:52,783 --> 01:16:54,075
Backhanders like mine.
1183
01:16:54,743 --> 01:16:57,870
Lenny's good for the money,
Councillor. He always has been.
1184
01:16:58,038 --> 01:17:00,665
-So don't go getting cold feet.
-I can't do it this time.
1185
01:17:00,832 --> 01:17:02,917
It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny.
1186
01:17:03,085 --> 01:17:04,335
Get off my bollocks, Lenny.
1187
01:17:04,503 --> 01:17:08,589
Don't you ever swear at me,
you yellow puddle of immigrant piss...
1188
01:17:08,757 --> 01:17:10,841
or I'll drown you in it.
1189
01:17:11,426 --> 01:17:13,260
You feel that, do you, Councillor?
1190
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:16,430
You don't think there's a paper trail
for all those gifts?
1191
01:17:16,598 --> 01:17:21,185
The cars, the holidays,
the tennis courts, the swimming pools.
1192
01:17:21,353 --> 01:17:23,396
I own these bollocks.
1193
01:17:23,563 --> 01:17:28,234
And right now, they're more fragile
than a pair of quail's eggs.
1194
01:17:28,402 --> 01:17:29,860
Now, get it done.
1195
01:17:44,835 --> 01:17:46,544
Pedro?
1196
01:17:48,171 --> 01:17:49,964
Come back here.
1197
01:17:53,093 --> 01:17:55,970
Where do you think you're going
with that painting?
1198
01:17:56,722 --> 01:18:00,391
You never said it was your dad's,
or whatever you wanna call him.
1199
01:18:00,559 --> 01:18:02,017
You've gotta give it back, John.
1200
01:18:02,185 --> 01:18:05,229
People are looking for it, bad people.
1201
01:18:05,814 --> 01:18:08,649
The streets are alive
with the sound of pain.
1202
01:18:08,817 --> 01:18:12,820
You may have a point, Pete,
but I can't give it up.
1203
01:18:12,988 --> 01:18:14,947
-You know why?
-No. Why?
1204
01:18:16,032 --> 01:18:17,658
Meet me in the pub in two minutes.
1205
01:18:18,493 --> 01:18:20,494
I'll have that painting
in a couple of days.
1206
01:18:20,662 --> 01:18:22,788
-You can trust me on that.
-Good.
1207
01:18:23,165 --> 01:18:25,708
That's nice. I love a clear fairway.
1208
01:18:25,876 --> 01:18:27,626
That's a bit of me. That is...
1209
01:18:27,794 --> 01:18:30,004
So you like it out here, Lenny, don't you?
1210
01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:32,423
Oh, yeah.
You can't beat the great outdoors, Uri.
1211
01:18:32,591 --> 01:18:34,550
But I don't understand it.
1212
01:18:34,718 --> 01:18:36,010
There's no one here.
1213
01:18:36,178 --> 01:18:39,305
That's because I have had the course
cleared for us.
1214
01:18:39,473 --> 01:18:41,682
We are not going to be disturbed.
1215
01:18:45,312 --> 01:18:49,315
Victor, please, come to join us.
1216
01:18:56,698 --> 01:19:00,534
You see that pack of Virginia killing
sticks on the end of the piano?
1217
01:19:02,621 --> 01:19:03,788
Yes.
1218
01:19:03,955 --> 01:19:07,958
All you need to know about life
is retained within those four walls.
1219
01:19:10,378 --> 01:19:12,630
What are we going to do, Lenny?
1220
01:19:13,298 --> 01:19:16,717
Every time I am about
to make my payment...
1221
01:19:18,845 --> 01:19:20,805
something dishonest happens.
1222
01:19:22,724 --> 01:19:24,725
You wouldn't know anything, would you?
1223
01:19:24,893 --> 01:19:29,355
You will notice that one of your personalities
is seduced by the illusions of grandeur.
1224
01:19:29,523 --> 01:19:32,942
A gold packet of king size
with a regal insignia.
1225
01:19:33,109 --> 01:19:36,278
An attractive implication
toward glamour and wealth.
1226
01:19:36,446 --> 01:19:40,950
A subtle suggestion that cigarettes
are indeed your royal and loyal friends.
1227
01:19:41,117 --> 01:19:43,077
And that, Pete, is a lie.
1228
01:19:43,245 --> 01:19:45,830
Excuse me?
Are you trying to say something?
1229
01:19:46,289 --> 01:19:48,082
I'm not trying.
1230
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,835
I am saying something.
1231
01:19:54,589 --> 01:19:58,884
Your other personality is trying to draw your
attention to the flip side of the discussion.
1232
01:19:59,052 --> 01:20:01,846
Written in boring, bold,
black and white, is the statement...
1233
01:20:02,013 --> 01:20:06,976
that these neat little soldiers of
death, are, in fact, trying to kill you.
1234
01:20:07,143 --> 01:20:10,020
And that, Pete, is the truth.
1235
01:20:10,981 --> 01:20:14,608
I think you forget who you're talking to,
you insolent bastard.
1236
01:20:16,695 --> 01:20:19,613
I think you forget where you are,
you fucking immigrant.
1237
01:20:21,283 --> 01:20:27,079
Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and
I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.
1238
01:20:27,247 --> 01:20:30,416
This is my land. It's my fucking show.
1239
01:20:30,584 --> 01:20:32,084
I run this town.
1240
01:20:32,252 --> 01:20:33,794
Fuck!
1241
01:20:33,962 --> 01:20:36,297
God!
1242
01:20:46,850 --> 01:20:50,144
That that starts sweet ends bitter.
1243
01:20:50,312 --> 01:20:52,897
And that which starts bitter ends sweet.
1244
01:20:53,940 --> 01:20:55,900
I have to go now, Lenny.
1245
01:20:56,067 --> 01:20:59,486
I am having lunch
with the Councillor, your councilor.
1246
01:20:59,988 --> 01:21:02,323
This, as you know, is the ninth hole.
1247
01:21:02,824 --> 01:21:05,826
And it's a long crawl back to your car.
1248
01:21:06,620 --> 01:21:12,583
You should make it by sunrise,
just in time to bring me my lucky picture.
1249
01:21:13,001 --> 01:21:15,169
I want it back.
1250
01:21:15,337 --> 01:21:17,171
Do you hear me?
1251
01:21:18,131 --> 01:21:21,675
-Yes, yes, oh, God.
-Times change.
1252
01:21:22,552 --> 01:21:24,178
Goodbye, Lenny.
1253
01:21:26,848 --> 01:21:31,268
That is why you and I love the drugs...
1254
01:21:31,436 --> 01:21:36,106
and that is also why
I cannot give that painting back.
1255
01:21:43,657 --> 01:21:46,951
Now, please, pass me a light.
1256
01:21:48,912 --> 01:21:52,790
Oh, you are something special,
Mr. Johnny Quid.
1257
01:21:57,379 --> 01:21:59,380
Fucking junkies. You're fucking useless.
1258
01:21:59,547 --> 01:22:01,131
I don't want your sort in here.
1259
01:22:01,299 --> 01:22:02,716
Get up out of here. Fuck off.
1260
01:22:02,884 --> 01:22:04,885
-Go piss off out the door.
-Get off.
1261
01:22:05,053 --> 01:22:07,054
-Go on, fuck off.
-I'll buy this place.
1262
01:22:07,681 --> 01:22:09,390
Fuck off, you junkie.
1263
01:22:09,557 --> 01:22:12,351
-You won't be able to catch me, fat boy.
-Stay out and fuck off.
1264
01:22:15,897 --> 01:22:17,523
Is that you, Bertie?
1265
01:22:17,691 --> 01:22:19,650
What's happening about that drink?
1266
01:22:20,276 --> 01:22:22,152
What's happening about that paperwork?
1267
01:22:22,779 --> 01:22:26,365
Well, I'm busy tonight,
but Monday looks good.
1268
01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:29,159
I'll leave the papers
at my reception under your name.
1269
01:22:29,327 --> 01:22:30,703
Text you the address.
1270
01:22:30,870 --> 01:22:35,791
Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy,
and I'll see you on Monday.
1271
01:22:40,922 --> 01:22:43,173
You are scary good at that.
1272
01:22:43,341 --> 01:22:46,802
-Do you miss it?
-Shut up, Bob, or I'll slap you.
1273
01:22:46,970 --> 01:22:50,180
All right, let's go pick up the paperwork
from your boyfriend.
1274
01:22:50,348 --> 01:22:52,683
And drop me off on the way?
1275
01:22:53,435 --> 01:22:56,103
I'm going back to bed.
1276
01:22:56,521 --> 01:22:58,147
Can I come?
1277
01:23:03,862 --> 01:23:06,613
-Moron, what do you think you're doing?
-What, John?
1278
01:23:06,781 --> 01:23:08,949
Letting creatures in my yard
without my consent.
1279
01:23:09,743 --> 01:23:14,788
John, they're good stuff.
Scotch and Cockney.
1280
01:23:15,165 --> 01:23:17,416
Like the drink and the sparrow.
1281
01:23:17,584 --> 01:23:21,086
I am Malcolm, and this is my friend
and colleague Paul.
1282
01:23:22,130 --> 01:23:25,132
You know, like the Christian saint.
1283
01:23:25,759 --> 01:23:30,387
Paul doesn't say much.
He's too busy thinking deep thoughts.
1284
01:23:31,723 --> 01:23:34,641
Come on, John. We know you.
1285
01:23:34,809 --> 01:23:36,560
We're big fans.
1286
01:23:36,728 --> 01:23:41,607
You're what they call a real RocknRolla.
1287
01:23:42,776 --> 01:23:46,987
Out, on your way.
Bon voyage and fuck off.
1288
01:23:51,034 --> 01:23:54,328
What is this, a sit-down?
A fucking demo?
1289
01:23:55,371 --> 01:23:58,332
This is a demonstration,
a demonstration of peace.
1290
01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:01,668
Where the fuck did you find
these two junkies?
1291
01:24:01,836 --> 01:24:05,672
Conference, kazi, now.
1292
01:24:12,514 --> 01:24:15,099
That's the last time
I'm having you take the piss, Pete.
1293
01:24:15,266 --> 01:24:17,935
Next time, you're on your own.
1294
01:24:18,103 --> 01:24:19,478
I'm sorry.
1295
01:24:19,646 --> 01:24:22,648
I just thought that you might've liked
a bit of company.
1296
01:24:22,816 --> 01:24:25,109
I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you?
1297
01:24:25,276 --> 01:24:28,987
It tells you that dead people
don't like company.
1298
01:24:29,155 --> 01:24:32,783
-Now, jog them on.
-All right, I'll tell them to leave.
1299
01:24:32,951 --> 01:24:36,787
Yes, you fucking well will.
Smelly junkies.
1300
01:24:36,955 --> 01:24:38,789
Meeting adjourned.
1301
01:24:42,502 --> 01:24:44,545
You've scared them off, sing-along.
1302
01:24:44,712 --> 01:24:47,506
But with a welcome like that,
it's not all that shocking.
1303
01:24:47,674 --> 01:24:50,134
Lucky you're not following them, Pete.
1304
01:24:53,721 --> 01:24:55,389
Pete, where's the painting?
1305
01:24:59,144 --> 01:25:00,477
Good shot. Good shot.
1306
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:02,729
It's the werewolf brothers.
1307
01:25:02,897 --> 01:25:05,190
What you got for us today, boys?
Anything good?
1308
01:25:05,859 --> 01:25:08,569
Paul, please exhibit to the audience
the fine artifact.
1309
01:25:15,034 --> 01:25:17,786
Gentlemen, we are entering the realm...
1310
01:25:17,954 --> 01:25:21,874
of the ancient art form
of paint on canvas.
1311
01:25:22,041 --> 01:25:23,167
I'll have it. How much?
1312
01:25:24,460 --> 01:25:27,421
One moment, sir. There's a pitch
which comes with this painting.
1313
01:25:27,589 --> 01:25:30,174
I don't want the pitch.
I said I'll have it.
1314
01:25:31,259 --> 01:25:34,011
It's a very rare
and expensive painting, sir.
1315
01:25:34,179 --> 01:25:35,888
Is it?
1316
01:25:36,973 --> 01:25:38,974
There you go, boys.
Have a week in the snow.
1317
01:25:39,893 --> 01:25:42,936
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
It's been a pleasure.
1318
01:25:43,104 --> 01:25:45,105
Come on, me man. Hey.
1319
01:25:49,611 --> 01:25:52,070
Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush.
1320
01:25:52,238 --> 01:25:53,989
-You owe me, Arch.
-Oh, yeah?
1321
01:25:54,157 --> 01:25:57,910
First, I found your painting. Now I found
out who's been taking Lenny's money.
1322
01:25:58,077 --> 01:25:59,119
Mr. Darcy.
1323
01:25:59,913 --> 01:26:02,372
Well, don't fuck about. Who is it?
1324
01:26:17,847 --> 01:26:21,433
"Let myself in. Thought your lady
might like the painting."
1325
01:26:23,102 --> 01:26:24,394
"Love, Cookie."
1326
01:26:28,691 --> 01:26:31,068
-Hello?
-It's me.
1327
01:26:31,569 --> 01:26:34,446
-Who's me?
-Me.
1328
01:26:36,658 --> 01:26:38,283
Well, what do you want?
1329
01:26:38,993 --> 01:26:40,410
You.
1330
01:26:43,331 --> 01:26:45,207
Well, you better come in, then.
1331
01:27:10,024 --> 01:27:12,192
-Yup?
-We found out about our informer.
1332
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:14,194
I've got it in my hand right now.
1333
01:27:14,362 --> 01:27:18,532
The informer, the one who's responsible
for all the time we've been seeing.
1334
01:27:18,700 --> 01:27:22,536
-All of them, including mine.
-Well, who is it, then?
1335
01:27:25,456 --> 01:27:27,666
Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw?
1336
01:27:28,376 --> 01:27:31,378
No, Sidney Shaw
is a pseudonym, you idiot.
1337
01:27:31,838 --> 01:27:33,714
They never use their real name.
1338
01:27:33,881 --> 01:27:36,967
Look, get around here
and let me have a look, okay?
1339
01:27:37,135 --> 01:27:38,510
All right.
1340
01:27:41,889 --> 01:27:44,308
Where did he learn
a word like pseudonym?
1341
01:27:46,894 --> 01:27:48,812
Look at you? Good as new.
1342
01:27:50,898 --> 01:27:52,733
I have to go now.
1343
01:27:53,443 --> 01:27:57,696
So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons
with me later on in the week?
1344
01:27:57,864 --> 01:27:59,948
A bit of the old salsa?
1345
01:28:01,909 --> 01:28:04,036
I'll take you up on that.
1346
01:28:04,912 --> 01:28:07,622
Oh, I have something for you.
1347
01:28:07,790 --> 01:28:11,460
Thought you might like it because
I know how much you like paintings and all.
1348
01:28:17,592 --> 01:28:19,301
So you like it?
1349
01:28:20,762 --> 01:28:24,014
You've got very good taste,
Mr. One Two.
1350
01:28:30,271 --> 01:28:33,440
-What's happened, Len?
-Well, they broke my leg in four places.
1351
01:28:33,608 --> 01:28:35,442
Didn't you hear?
1352
01:28:36,319 --> 01:28:39,237
That bastard's made me limp
for the rest of my days.
1353
01:28:39,864 --> 01:28:41,782
What do you want me to do?
1354
01:28:43,076 --> 01:28:46,870
Well, I need that painting, Arch.
1355
01:28:47,038 --> 01:28:50,791
-I need it real bad.
-I'll get that for you, don't you worry.
1356
01:28:50,958 --> 01:28:53,710
-I think I can do better than that.
-What?
1357
01:28:53,878 --> 01:28:57,214
Someone has been at the Russian's money.
Couple of silly gunslingers.
1358
01:28:57,382 --> 01:29:00,675
-Well, who?
-You know them.
1359
01:29:01,010 --> 01:29:04,304
-You don't like them either.
-I'm not playing fucking games here, Arch.
1360
01:29:04,472 --> 01:29:05,931
Who is it?
1361
01:29:07,642 --> 01:29:09,226
Mumbles, Bob and One Two.
1362
01:30:15,168 --> 01:30:20,297
-So why did you call, Johnny?
-Sorry, Johnny's not here.
1363
01:30:20,465 --> 01:30:22,466
But the pipe is.
1364
01:30:22,633 --> 01:30:26,052
And the pipe says
Johnny heard you were in trouble, boys.
1365
01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:29,431
Whoever we're talking to, will you
please relay the message to Johnny?
1366
01:30:29,599 --> 01:30:34,728
Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box-
surprise, gangster daddy, paid us a visit.
1367
01:30:35,188 --> 01:30:36,688
Shut down a few of our venues.
1368
01:30:36,856 --> 01:30:41,485
Intends to shut down a few more
unless Mr. Quid puts in an appearance.
1369
01:30:43,946 --> 01:30:47,741
Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman?
You're madder than I am.
1370
01:30:48,743 --> 01:30:51,369
Come back, Johnny. Come back home.
1371
01:30:53,372 --> 01:30:56,583
Now, Johnny will come quietly...
1372
01:30:56,751 --> 01:31:01,421
but you may have a couple of problems
with the pipe.
1373
01:31:02,381 --> 01:31:03,924
Buy us both a cup of tea.
1374
01:31:04,509 --> 01:31:07,552
No need for any noise,
we'll let Pete sleep on.
1375
01:32:29,844 --> 01:32:31,553
Is this a bad time, One Two?
1376
01:32:37,059 --> 01:32:39,477
I mean, we can always
come back a bit later.
1377
01:32:45,526 --> 01:32:48,903
You wanna take the stairs
or the elevator, Mr. Cole?
1378
01:32:49,071 --> 01:32:51,364
Bandy, come here.
1379
01:32:56,996 --> 01:32:59,873
-You been drinking?
-No, Mr. Cole.
1380
01:33:01,709 --> 01:33:05,670
Think before you drink,
before you drive me mad.
1381
01:33:09,383 --> 01:33:11,217
-Hello, Len, it's me.
-Archy.
1382
01:33:11,385 --> 01:33:14,012
I've got the boys
wrapping up One Two in a carpet now.
1383
01:33:14,180 --> 01:33:15,263
Get over here.
1384
01:33:15,431 --> 01:33:17,515
-Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit.
-Good.
1385
01:33:21,395 --> 01:33:22,979
Hold on.
1386
01:33:27,485 --> 01:33:30,320
-Who's there?
-One Two, it's us.
1387
01:33:30,488 --> 01:33:32,113
Come up.
1388
01:33:34,075 --> 01:33:36,576
And it looks like
I'll be bringing the others and all.
1389
01:33:36,744 --> 01:33:39,287
Not too bright this lot, are they?
Hold on.
1390
01:33:39,455 --> 01:33:43,458
Look, I gotta go, got another call.
Fucking hell, it's all go on this job.
1391
01:33:43,626 --> 01:33:46,920
-Hello?
-Archy, we got your boy.
1392
01:33:47,088 --> 01:33:48,880
What's left of him.
1393
01:33:49,048 --> 01:33:51,800
You might wanna hose him down.
He smells like a rotten goat.
1394
01:33:54,679 --> 01:33:56,221
VICTOR: Uri.
1395
01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,700
I don't like it, or trust her.
1396
01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:02,100
I put two of my people on her
1397
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:04,100
and they haven't come back.
1398
01:34:04,100 --> 01:34:05,500
You what?
1399
01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:08,000
I did not tell you to do this.
1400
01:34:08,024 --> 01:34:10,024
If I had wanted her spied on
1401
01:34:10,048 --> 01:34:12,148
I would have asked for it, wouldn't I?
1402
01:34:12,488 --> 01:34:14,447
Da, Uri, I'm sorry.
1403
01:34:14,615 --> 01:34:17,701
-But I still don't like it.
-I don't care what you like, Victor.
1404
01:34:17,868 --> 01:34:20,203
I'm in charge. Now, wait here.
1405
01:34:20,371 --> 01:34:23,540
Your last girl cost us 20 million.
One before, even more.
1406
01:34:23,708 --> 01:34:26,251
God knows how much
this one will cost us.
1407
01:34:26,419 --> 01:34:28,294
Victor, you're so cheap.
1408
01:34:34,218 --> 01:34:35,969
Can I come in?
1409
01:34:37,012 --> 01:34:41,391
Sorry to surprise you,
but I have something for you.
1410
01:34:43,227 --> 01:34:44,644
A token of my appreciation.
1411
01:34:46,272 --> 01:34:47,480
What's this for?
1412
01:34:47,940 --> 01:34:52,360
Please do not be insulted
but you have come to mean a lot to me...
1413
01:34:52,528 --> 01:34:55,697
and I value much more
than just your service.
1414
01:34:55,865 --> 01:34:58,324
This is simply just a reflection
of my appreciation.
1415
01:35:00,244 --> 01:35:03,288
I would like to ask you
something personal.
1416
01:35:10,087 --> 01:35:11,629
Would you marry me?
1417
01:35:15,092 --> 01:35:17,177
Well, I think I might need
a couple of days.
1418
01:35:20,097 --> 01:35:21,890
Just to think about it.
1419
01:35:22,391 --> 01:35:24,017
Well, sure. Of course.
1420
01:35:26,103 --> 01:35:27,687
Sorry.
1421
01:35:30,065 --> 01:35:32,066
Not now, Victor, I'm busy.
1422
01:35:35,780 --> 01:35:37,864
A very nice painting.
1423
01:35:39,241 --> 01:35:41,034
How long have you had it?
1424
01:35:41,660 --> 01:35:44,162
Years. Do you like it?
1425
01:35:46,707 --> 01:35:51,002
Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not?
1426
01:35:54,799 --> 01:35:58,384
Victor, please come to join us.
1427
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:03,200
Pass me my gloves.
1428
01:36:06,185 --> 01:36:08,770
Hello, Arch.
1429
01:36:09,063 --> 01:36:11,689
Shrouded and tied, just like the old days.
1430
01:36:11,857 --> 01:36:14,150
What is it today? The rack?
1431
01:36:14,318 --> 01:36:18,279
The garrote? Or is it the old
drowning-in-crayfish trick?
1432
01:36:18,447 --> 01:36:21,074
You're still full of hot air, Johnny.
1433
01:36:22,743 --> 01:36:24,744
You're looking a bit down.
1434
01:36:24,912 --> 01:36:27,831
Has that old clown
been working you long hours?
1435
01:36:27,998 --> 01:36:31,376
You always were loyal.
There's no dog like a loyal dog.
1436
01:36:31,794 --> 01:36:34,671
-Watch your mouth, John.
-Look at him, boys.
1437
01:36:35,673 --> 01:36:37,674
Scary, ain't he?
1438
01:36:37,842 --> 01:36:40,343
Well, that's what four years inside
does to a man.
1439
01:36:40,511 --> 01:36:42,595
It eats away at his soul...
1440
01:36:42,763 --> 01:36:47,100
and when it's all gone,
it makes a man quite scary.
1441
01:36:48,269 --> 01:36:53,273
You ever wonder how you got in there?
What grass informed on you?
1442
01:36:54,500 --> 01:36:56,600
Fifteen Years Earlier
1443
01:37:04,118 --> 01:37:05,952
Hello, Archy.
1444
01:37:06,787 --> 01:37:08,997
Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you.
1445
01:37:09,164 --> 01:37:12,375
Look at this, Dave.
Don't you look the part.
1446
01:37:12,543 --> 01:37:16,296
Show us your guns, Uncle Arch.
I told the boys all about it.
1447
01:37:16,463 --> 01:37:19,382
Don't be cheeky. Get in the car.
1448
01:37:21,635 --> 01:37:22,844
Give us your money.
1449
01:37:23,012 --> 01:37:25,638
Give us that, in the car.
1450
01:37:34,815 --> 01:37:36,316
Be good boys...
1451
01:37:37,151 --> 01:37:39,986
because you never know
who's watching.
1452
01:37:46,827 --> 01:37:49,746
So who we got in there, then?
Anyone I know?
1453
01:37:50,998 --> 01:37:52,290
Anyone famous?
1454
01:37:58,380 --> 01:38:00,506
Handsome Bob.
1455
01:38:01,926 --> 01:38:04,844
Mumbles, One Two.
1456
01:38:06,430 --> 01:38:10,183
I bet you could operate
a nice gas shower.
1457
01:38:10,351 --> 01:38:13,061
I could see you
with a couple of S's on your collar.
1458
01:38:13,228 --> 01:38:18,149
-Stiff goose in your step.
-Shut it, or you will get hurt.
1459
01:38:18,692 --> 01:38:21,694
That, Roman and Mickey,
is the famous Archy slap.
1460
01:38:23,530 --> 01:38:25,406
You shut it.
1461
01:38:25,574 --> 01:38:29,619
Or I'll do you myself,
you poisonous little toad.
1462
01:38:29,995 --> 01:38:33,915
Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little.
1463
01:38:34,833 --> 01:38:36,626
Get out.
1464
01:38:37,795 --> 01:38:40,672
-Roll them out.
-Daddy.
1465
01:38:41,882 --> 01:38:44,258
Nice wheels.
1466
01:38:46,136 --> 01:38:47,887
Sorry about the painting.
1467
01:38:48,055 --> 01:38:51,140
I needed the cash
for a bit of the old dusty show biz.
1468
01:38:51,725 --> 01:38:52,767
So it's gone now.
1469
01:38:52,935 --> 01:38:55,728
Lost to the world
of degenerate, stoned no-hopers.
1470
01:38:55,896 --> 01:38:58,398
Never to be seen again
by the eye of a clean soul.
1471
01:39:00,859 --> 01:39:05,238
What are you, boy, if you are not poison?
1472
01:39:08,659 --> 01:39:11,911
Your dad couldn't even bear
to look at you.
1473
01:39:12,329 --> 01:39:15,248
So no wonder he fucked off
and left me to pick up the pieces.
1474
01:39:16,083 --> 01:39:18,459
But that wasn't enough for you.
1475
01:39:18,627 --> 01:39:21,713
You had to push your mom
into a bottle of pills...
1476
01:39:21,880 --> 01:39:23,756
and a house full of nutters.
1477
01:39:23,924 --> 01:39:28,970
And all she got there
was a hot bath and a cold razor.
1478
01:39:29,555 --> 01:39:31,097
Why?
1479
01:39:32,558 --> 01:39:35,935
Because you're poison, John, that's why.
1480
01:39:38,397 --> 01:39:39,856
What can I say?
1481
01:39:40,024 --> 01:39:43,192
I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder.
1482
01:39:43,360 --> 01:39:46,154
You should never have wasted
your money on that school.
1483
01:39:46,321 --> 01:39:47,613
Archy, get him out of here.
1484
01:39:49,158 --> 01:39:50,992
I've had enough of him.
1485
01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:53,953
I don't trust myself. Use someone else.
1486
01:39:55,789 --> 01:39:58,875
It's a gathering. I love a gathering.
1487
01:39:59,043 --> 01:40:02,712
Look. It's Mumbles, One Two.
1488
01:40:03,338 --> 01:40:07,592
Handsome Bob, all the old faces today.
1489
01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:10,803
And it was all going so well.
1490
01:40:11,555 --> 01:40:13,056
Except for Archy.
1491
01:40:14,725 --> 01:40:15,975
Had to ruin the day.
1492
01:40:18,812 --> 01:40:20,938
I was gonna tell him
a story about you, Daddy.
1493
01:40:22,316 --> 01:40:25,234
I thought I'd tell him the story
about how you grassed him up.
1494
01:40:25,402 --> 01:40:27,487
Fuck!
1495
01:40:27,654 --> 01:40:32,158
Fucking hell, Len. Calm down.
1496
01:40:32,409 --> 01:40:33,576
Now, give us that.
1497
01:40:34,495 --> 01:40:36,996
That wasn't one of your best shots,
was it now, Daddy?
1498
01:40:37,748 --> 01:40:40,249
If you wanted to shut me up,
it should've been higher.
1499
01:40:40,417 --> 01:40:42,752
-Danny, come here.
-You're only 6 feet away.
1500
01:40:42,920 --> 01:40:44,170
Come here.
1501
01:40:46,215 --> 01:40:49,509
You get rid of him, Danny,
you understand?
1502
01:40:49,676 --> 01:40:51,844
Get rid of him.
1503
01:40:56,433 --> 01:41:00,019
You don't know
how much trouble you've caused...
1504
01:41:00,187 --> 01:41:04,690
but please understand
that I will kill you very slowly...
1505
01:41:04,858 --> 01:41:07,693
if you don't tell me where my...
1506
01:41:07,861 --> 01:41:09,362
Hey, Archy.
1507
01:41:10,948 --> 01:41:12,365
The address is in my jacket.
1508
01:41:12,533 --> 01:41:14,951
I wouldn't mess you around, Archy,
it's in my jacket.
1509
01:41:23,627 --> 01:41:25,378
What does it say?
1510
01:41:34,888 --> 01:41:37,181
You want to know what it says, Len?
1511
01:41:39,768 --> 01:41:45,064
Funny thing about the law,
it can be quite flexible.
1512
01:41:45,816 --> 01:41:48,067
Because every time an informer...
1513
01:41:48,235 --> 01:41:52,029
finds himself in front of a judge,
a secret letter...
1514
01:41:52,197 --> 01:41:56,200
stands witness
as to the cooperation and efficiency...
1515
01:41:56,368 --> 01:41:57,743
of that informer.
1516
01:41:57,911 --> 01:42:01,330
And if that informer
provides adequate information...
1517
01:42:01,498 --> 01:42:06,210
then that dog of dogs
is magically released.
1518
01:42:06,378 --> 01:42:09,005
A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card.
1519
01:42:09,173 --> 01:42:10,923
And it comes with a very good alibi.
1520
01:42:11,800 --> 01:42:14,635
Now, you give us the names
of the people you want put down...
1521
01:42:14,803 --> 01:42:16,721
and we'll get them the long sentences.
1522
01:42:16,889 --> 01:42:19,765
You can appear to reduce those terms
through your contacts.
1523
01:42:19,933 --> 01:42:24,061
We'll make you look like a fucking
guardian angel to the underworld.
1524
01:42:25,022 --> 01:42:26,063
Trusted throughout.
1525
01:42:26,231 --> 01:42:29,108
The only evidence
that will ever remain of this deal...
1526
01:42:29,276 --> 01:42:31,235
comes in the form
of a very exclusive...
1527
01:42:31,403 --> 01:42:34,238
and hard-to-come-by legal document
called a secret dept.
1528
01:42:34,406 --> 01:42:38,284
As in deposition or handlers sheet.
1529
01:42:39,369 --> 01:42:41,621
Of course, the informer
always uses a false name.
1530
01:42:41,788 --> 01:42:43,247
What name do you like?
1531
01:42:43,415 --> 01:42:44,707
-Johnny?
-Tommy?
1532
01:42:44,875 --> 01:42:47,376
You can have
Elvis fucking Presley if you fancy.
1533
01:42:47,544 --> 01:42:50,421
But I've seen this name
many times over the last 20 years.
1534
01:42:51,006 --> 01:42:52,256
And I always wondered...
1535
01:42:52,424 --> 01:42:55,426
Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len?
1536
01:42:56,303 --> 01:42:57,595
Nothing to do with you.
1537
01:42:57,763 --> 01:43:00,306
-What name do you like the sound of?
-I like Sidney.
1538
01:43:00,807 --> 01:43:02,141
I like the sound of that.
1539
01:43:02,309 --> 01:43:05,311
Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor.
1540
01:43:05,479 --> 01:43:07,939
You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw.
1541
01:43:08,106 --> 01:43:09,899
No, they're setting me up, Archy.
1542
01:43:11,735 --> 01:43:15,655
You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney.
1543
01:43:16,740 --> 01:43:18,991
You are a very dirty bastard indeed.
1544
01:43:20,702 --> 01:43:22,954
Cut that lot free,
get them out of here now.
1545
01:43:23,205 --> 01:43:25,498
No need to worry just yet, fellas.
1546
01:43:25,666 --> 01:43:28,626
Nothing's gonna happen
while we're standing in the lift.
1547
01:43:29,002 --> 01:43:31,629
They'd have to carry
the corpses over to the cars...
1548
01:43:31,797 --> 01:43:34,006
and that's too much like hard work.
1549
01:43:34,508 --> 01:43:38,469
In about two minutes from now,
when we're all walking along happily...
1550
01:43:38,637 --> 01:43:42,348
Danny boy over there is gonna turn
and pop me two in the head.
1551
01:43:45,269 --> 01:43:47,687
Then one in the throat just to be sure.
1552
01:43:49,273 --> 01:43:51,524
You shouldn't have
brought me here, fellas.
1553
01:43:51,692 --> 01:43:53,526
You're just gonna end up as witnesses.
1554
01:43:55,487 --> 01:43:57,780
Once they've "dealt" with us...
1555
01:43:58,991 --> 01:44:01,867
they're gonna put our corpses
in the boot of a stolen car...
1556
01:44:02,035 --> 01:44:05,037
and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top.
1557
01:44:05,205 --> 01:44:08,165
I can let your imagination
fill in the rest.
1558
01:44:10,544 --> 01:44:13,004
But see now, Danny boy is rattled.
1559
01:44:14,339 --> 01:44:15,881
Because he knows that you know.
1560
01:44:16,049 --> 01:44:20,219
So he's gonna fire.
1561
01:44:38,947 --> 01:44:41,991
Mickey, pass me the gun.
1562
01:44:42,159 --> 01:44:44,994
Quickly. Quickly, Mickey.
1563
01:44:45,162 --> 01:44:48,414
Don't worry, he can't defend himself,
he's got no head.
1564
01:45:00,719 --> 01:45:02,386
May I please have some help, fellas?
1565
01:45:07,809 --> 01:45:09,226
Put your fucking hands up.
1566
01:45:19,279 --> 01:45:21,947
I think we should get out of here,
don't you, John?
1567
01:45:30,874 --> 01:45:32,792
Make the deal, come on.
1568
01:45:32,959 --> 01:45:36,504
Turn them in. It's not like
the first time you done it, is it?
1569
01:45:39,591 --> 01:45:42,218
Michael Finny, 10 years.
1570
01:45:43,470 --> 01:45:44,929
-Fred the Head.
-Fred the Head.
1571
01:45:45,097 --> 01:45:47,640
Give him a five,
for a bank job he's about to pull.
1572
01:45:47,808 --> 01:45:50,309
Here's the time and here's the place.
1573
01:45:50,477 --> 01:45:52,478
Frazier Nash, 15 years.
1574
01:45:52,646 --> 01:45:55,648
One Two, just a two-stretch
to calm the flash fucker down.
1575
01:45:56,483 --> 01:46:00,152
Cousin Ronnie got six years
because of you, you bastard.
1576
01:46:00,320 --> 01:46:02,822
Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy,
so give him a three.
1577
01:46:03,573 --> 01:46:05,950
Byron Dexter, eight years.
1578
01:46:06,118 --> 01:46:08,619
The Jew twins, 14 years.
1579
01:46:10,163 --> 01:46:13,499
The Jew twins, 14 years.
1580
01:46:13,667 --> 01:46:19,171
Archy, he's as loyal as a dog,
but he's getting a bit greedy. Four years.
1581
01:46:19,798 --> 01:46:21,006
Four years for Archy.
1582
01:46:22,259 --> 01:46:26,929
And of course me, Archy,
four long fucking years.
1583
01:46:38,358 --> 01:46:42,361
There is no spring without a winter.
1584
01:46:42,612 --> 01:46:45,197
No life without death.
1585
01:46:45,532 --> 01:46:47,825
And the demise of Lenny
has blown a new season...
1586
01:46:47,993 --> 01:46:50,661
into the lungs of young Johnny.
1587
01:46:52,956 --> 01:46:56,876
Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw.
1588
01:46:59,713 --> 01:47:03,549
Well, it looks like that clinic
sorted you right out, Johnny boy.
1589
01:47:07,220 --> 01:47:08,387
You feeling better?
1590
01:47:09,556 --> 01:47:12,641
Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos.
1591
01:47:13,477 --> 01:47:17,188
I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up.
1592
01:47:17,355 --> 01:47:18,731
All but these little bastards.
1593
01:47:20,775 --> 01:47:22,234
Come on, give us a cuddle.
1594
01:47:24,112 --> 01:47:25,905
Welcome home.
1595
01:47:27,282 --> 01:47:30,576
-Give us your money, Arch.
-No, I can do better than that.
1596
01:47:30,744 --> 01:47:34,163
Turbo, show him
his welcome-home present.
1597
01:47:34,331 --> 01:47:36,749
What, you got me another coffin?
1598
01:47:39,336 --> 01:47:41,587
Goodbye, cruel world.
1599
01:47:44,341 --> 01:47:48,219
Now, I know how much you like the art, I
thought that would look good on your wall.
1600
01:47:48,595 --> 01:47:51,514
Someone's been telling you stories, Arch.
1601
01:47:51,848 --> 01:47:53,682
Now, that must've been expensive.
1602
01:47:54,559 --> 01:47:58,395
As it happens, it did cost
a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg.
1603
01:48:00,774 --> 01:48:02,900
I see your music's back in the charts.
1604
01:48:03,068 --> 01:48:04,944
Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla.
1605
01:48:05,111 --> 01:48:06,695
Why, what you gonna be now, John?
1606
01:48:07,989 --> 01:48:09,949
You wanna watch out...
1607
01:48:11,243 --> 01:48:13,577
because I'm gonna be
just like you, uncle.
1608
01:48:13,745 --> 01:48:18,249
Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla.
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